"So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahhHHH! ahhHHHH! I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize 'Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?'

"... And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. "
