Says the [5'5" dude](http://www.reddit.com/r/gainit/comments/1182l6/is_there_a_categorized_listing_for_the_short_ass/) with a [3 inch penis](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/10dmqb/is_it_possible_to_make_a_small_dick_longer_in/).