If it doesn't mean 'not safe for lunch' this is going to be really awkward.   

EDIT: [*sigh*](http://i.imgur.com/Hygi8DS.jpg)  
EDIT: [*sigh^2*](http://i.imgur.com/2JQIZvC.jpg)  
EDIT: [*sigh^3*](http://i.imgur.com/NI1vKhx.jpg)