Methinks? Did you seriously use that word? What are you pretending to be?

Edit: Angry pretentious down voters ahoy!

C'mon guys, only a few more to -100! Keep it up!

Edit 3: Wow guys, I'm so honored, this is my most downvoted post evar, I'd like to thank my wife, my agent and producer and, of course, all of you kind folks who helped me make this happen. God bless and good night. 