I came home from school one day to find that my dad left a crockpot size pot of eggs boiling. Eggs were fucking everywhere. I have some pictures somewhere if anyone cares to see them.

Edit: pics coming soon to a theatre near you. 

Edit: [Ask and Ye shall receive.](http://imgur.com/JD8Cyvj,rmWAZOL,JZRLd8o,UMDconY,zsQ6fzG,jW65yCp#1)