I love this for the lesser considered option.  It would be a bizairre curve:

10-14: Retards

14-17: Power in numbers

18-22: College slackers

22-30: Disenfranchised employees

30-45: "experts"

45+ Seniors

65+ Senile

*Edit: And in 1 post, I've alienated all of Reddit.  You're all welcome.