http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2s2868/sexual_achievement_sunday/

There you go. There'll be a new one next Sunday. 

Also, took your advice and just fucked myself. Wanted to let you know that I gave myself a penis orgasm! I just jiggled my penis and after a while I came! Can you believe it!!! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. 