Never hit first, always hit back,

Thus began the story of one_eyed_jack.

When he received an attack,

He would always smack back,

And once made a man's eye black,

"AN EYE FOR AN EYE, YOU STUPID SHIT-SACK!"

the man yelled at him, wielding a tack,

and with a whack and a smack (he didn't hold back),

he made the poor boy into "one-eyed-jack"