Bullshit.  I bet it was [Pert Plus 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner](http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=pert+plus+2+in+1+shampoo&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;tbm=shop&amp;cid=16353170755898379147&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=6IEYT5LoAYna0QGL68TLCw&amp;ved=0CHgQ8gIwAw), you filthy liar. 