&gt; maybe take the $5 that you'd spend on Reddit Gold (or a burger, or whatever) and donate it to Child's Play[1] .

No  &gt;:(  you're not the boss of me.  [Take that!](http://i.imgur.com/DKVS6Ab.png)  ^^and ^^[this](http://i.imgur.com/UfoyLfX.png)