Aww that's sweet. At least you aren't waiting in the ER, to have her foot surgically removed from your ass.  

I love the fact that you two can joke around like that. These are the kind of marriages that last. :). 

Edit: Okay, the downvotes indicate that perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe marriages that last involve asinine fights where someone ends up sleeping on the couch/ in a motel for the night. 