&gt; When we moved the mattress out, we found a stash of used manpons. This guy was a heavy set dude, and to stop butt sweat he would jam a wad of toilet paper down his crack to keep dry, and apparently discard them next to his bed.

This is the first time I've heard of a "manpon"... and I'm *really* hoping it's the last, too.... &amp;#3232;\_&amp;#3232;