Have you had piranhas eat your urethra from the inside out? I had a groin injury from from swimming sport, so I rubbed them with Piranha Bait (same as Master Bait I presume) before going to bed. It didn't take long for my urethra to attract and be eaten by piranhas, and let me tell you, it is *that bad*. Honestly it felt like a red-hot metal rod was being shoved down my pee hole.