Ummm...he didn't say anything about shoving it up his ass while masturbating...but we now know how **you** masturbate.

**HEY EVERYONE Tmbgkc SHOVES THINGS UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WANKS!"

EDIT: bring on the downvotes morons. i LOVE Them...seriously.lets see if we can get to -200. Come on!