It's not my fault that evolution made you weaker and less intelligent.  

By the way, an ellipsis has three periods, you stupid cunt.

Edit:

You drive drunk and get in wrecks.  Please kill yourself without taking anyone else with you.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mwufc/when_was_the_last_time_you_thought_something_in/