Hooray for social wedge issues!  Thankfully they remind us how much Better democrats are than republicans...  

Pay no attention to the fact that we're [constantly murdering Muslim children](http://www.salon.com/2012/05/08/us_attack_kills_5_afghan_kids/singleton/) all over the Middle East!  

What's next everyone, another *heated* debate about how the GOP is totally wrong about abortion?!