* SHE IS FATTER THAN THAT BLACK BITCH AT KFC.
* SHE IS UGLY.
* SHE AIN'T GAT NO ALIBI.
* She has no talent apart from taking up space, eating food and lying down. She cannot talk, she cannot sing, she cannot look human.
* When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.