Or the old fake conversation in public:

"Hey man! What's up?"  
...  
"Yeah for sure! Me too."  
...  
"Oh I'm just waiting for the bus."  
...  
"Haha yeah I hear ya."  
...  
"I'll be there soon. I want a drink ready when I get there!"  
...  
"Haha yeah fuck you too!"

*glance around to see if anyone noticed how cool you are*


