3am..

Robben: 'Hi Pep, it's Arjen, sorry to disturb but, i just, I just can't fucking get it up!?! I'm stuck with this girl and ...'


Pep: 'Don't worry Arjen, I know it's late but i've got you covered.'

Robben: 'Do you got those growth pills you gave Messi!?'

Pep: 'Yes, yes I do. I'll have Andres and Xavi bring them over and assist you. All the best x.'