**Are you wearing a scarf?** No Mum, It'll be fine. **you don't want to catch a cold** Seriously Mum it's fine. **Take this scarf, I'm not going to look after you if you get ill** I won't get... **Take the scarf it's getting chilly** FINE, I'LL TAKE THE SCARF. **good boy! Have you got a hat?** FFS PASS THE HAT. *sulks off into the distance*

Edit: Thanks for the Gold, my mum would be proud