HEY LADIES. THERE IS A MAN HERE. HE MUST BE HERE JUST FOR THE ATTENTION!

Editz: A more responsible thing to have said- Would you be saying this if I didn't have a TrollY flair, and/or was a woman?

Another Editz: [At this point I can just keep refreshing my page and my karma acts like a countdown timer](http://imgur.com/MjJrVI3)