I was thinkin' one night, while watchin' Chronicles of Riddick
 
My time'd be better spent as an Internet critic.
 
So I logged onto Reddit, my dick in my hand
 
And that's when I formulated my master plan
 
I saw a dude who was rappin'. I couldn't handle his flow!
 
So I slapped my dick on the keys and tried to let him know
 
PEACE