No offense but... Omg they're fundies! FUCK THOSE BIBLE THUMPING PARENTS FOR BRAIN WASHING THEIR KIDS. THANK GOD YOU'RE THE ATHEIST MASTER RACE. But all jokes aside no one gives a fuck about their religion. 
Edit: I like how reddit is incapable of reading sarcasm. I just said this because op had to include the (obviously) in there like im suppose to know and give a fuck.