"Happy birthday, Mom!"

"Oh, thank you, sweetie! Thank you so... oh."

"What is it? Don't you like it?"

"It's lovely, dear. A woman can never have too many reposts."

"But... but this isn't a repost! I got all these celebrities to sign cards for you! It's original content!"

"Yes, honey, but the idea isn't. This is why your brother is my favorite."