I will make it short for you.

as it says here, I told him to post me proof THAT DAY and I would eat a hat, it's not my fault it took the guy three days to go outside is it? 

You can read this very plainly here http://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/2vj090/uwalt_ua_got_a_russian_alarm_clock_this_morning/coilvza