Fuck. You. Both. 

You had sex and the baby has a gender. Big fucking surprise. 

Thanks for working Pinterest into my mockery of your post-yuppie faggotry.

She "felt" it was a boy? I "felt" this coin toss would be "tails". Magical. Let's have a reveal party for a genetic coin toss. 

Stop being a person. And stop making persons. Your advertised self congratulation is nauseating. 

