Throw the fox in the lake as an experiment to see if his fur will save him. Then cook the ducks. If the fox manages to eat the duck, then you've got a foxducken without needing to stuff the fox first for Christmas. Damn the picture makes me hungry.

Edit: Vegan assholes downvoting me, this is /r/aww, not /r/toopussyformeat. Cute fox, but that doesn't mean he's inedible.