FTFU

Q: Tyrannosaurus Rex the Tyrannosaurus Rex straight-up eats a motherfucker. (Instant death)

W: Tyrannosaurus Rex the Tyrannosaurus Rex roars. Shit's scary, yo. (Instant death)

E: Tyrannosaurus Rex the Tyrannosaurus Rex stomps on everything. (Instant death)

R: A meteor falls on the battlefield. Everyone dies except Twitch and Wukong. Nobody wins. (+7.4 per everyone gets buttmad)