*Wakes up in a white room*  


Nurse: Ahh you're finally awake. How do feel?  


Keepslosingpassword: "Where am I"  


Nurse: "You pressed the button marked ATR"  


Keepslosingpassword: "That's right, then everything went black"  


Nurse: "It stands for **A**utomatic **T**ampon **R**emover"  


Nurse: "Your penis is under your pillow"  