http://i.imgur.com/j83fV.jpg Hahaha. 

Ok hate to bust up the party, but OP is my friend Marcus. We had a little bet over how easy it was to troll you guys and I gave him 3 hours to get 300 upvotes. He told me he would pretend to be a chick, but didn't tell me what he planned. He's now sitting over 400. I owe him a case of Guinness. 