Then he got an idea!

An awful idea!

The Phatboi got an awful, sexy idea!


"I know just what to do!" Phatboi took off his socks,

And he made a quick keith-suit, white sunglasses and faux-hawk.

And he chuckled, and grinned, "What a great douchy trick!

"With these glasses and this hair, I'll look just like that prick!"