**FUCK 9GAY. WE SHOULD ALL ASTRO-TURF AND FIND WAYS TO SNEAKILY LINK TO THIS ARTICLE ON 9GAY EVERY TIME WE'RE BORED OR MASTURBATE THIS SEPTEMBER.**

**ALSO, THE 9FAG ARMY ARE A BUNCH OF POOFTER 12 YEAR OLDS WHO'S DADDIES FUCKED THEM IN THE SHITTER THEN TOOK IT OUT ON COLBY.**