My wife recently called me out on this. She overhears me from the next room. " Hey, Fuck you dragon! You dumb dragon ass motherfucker!"

"Whatcha doin?"

"Just killing dragons"

20 minutes later...........


"ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck"

"Whatcha doin now?"

"I CAN'T TALK NOW, THERE'S A BEAR AFTER ME!!!!!"