Double edit: Warning, misguided attempt at humour ahead. 0/10, would not recommend bothering to read.

On the plus side he's a sprinter, so he can probably just outrun the Ebola sufferers.


^I'm ^^a ^^^terrible ^^^^person...

^^^Edit:-20 ^^^in ^^^an ^^^hour? ^^^Totally ^^^called ^^^it, ^^^I'm ^^^terrible.