I don't think anyone here particularly wants to know about the average length of your wank sessions, dude.

And as a side note, the wink doesn't help. Makes it creepier, in fact.

EDIT: Wow, alright Reddit. You *do* want to know about how long CootieKing uses his dick-beaters for. I apologize you crazy fucks.

EDIT 2: I also hope you all get penile cancer and die.