or 9 years old, that would be pretty bad too...

or 10, that would still be pretty terrible...

15, I'm kind of like, OK, that's still bad...

25, yup, still bad...

40, hmmm, OK, that would still really suck to find out...

60, HOLY CRAP, do I have to live that long‽

EDIT: **ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:** *Interrobanged your way to gold‽*