*Sung to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman?*

It's only fucking snow, man    
Come on, just let me sleep    
To stay in bed, I'm predisposed       
Keep the curtains closed    
Don't want to hear a peep    
It used to be so peaceful    
But now it's not    
I wish you would let me be    
It's only fucking snow, man.    
Stop freaking over snow, man.    