Oh for fuck's sake, why do we need to point out Haskell separately?  It's like having the Black Entertainment Awards.

It's a programming contest, not a C++ contest.  If Haskell isn't winning it's because A) Haskell sucks, B) Haskell programmers suck, or C) Both.

Haskell is fugly so it only attracts people with cognitive disabilities.

And they can't even take a joke!
