Holy shit. 

I think you've fulfilled your "do something good today" quota for the next like, forever.

edit: [as requested](http://imgur.com/eLhjByI)

edit 2: [OP says it's legit](http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/2smu8d/suppose_i_walk_into_your_place_of_work_with_400_to_spend_what_does_that_get_me/cnr65vi)