"YES!"

"Dave, what the fuck?"

"I... I had an urge to say that for some reason."

"Whatever, man."

*Sixteen years later...*

*Dave is browsing reddit, when he stumbles upon this thread. As he reads it, he senses that something is off. Something he can't quite put his finger on. He frowns, and keeps reading.*

*Then he realizes.*

*That Dave is you.*

*It's you, Dave.*