This sounded like i needed to be made into a comic...

So I started to:

http://drawingduality.imgur.com/virus_comic

(white dogs = antivirus pack, speaker will appear in next comic)

EDIT: COMIC UPDATED. THREAD HERE: 

http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/f0jfb/armed_with_minimal_tools_i_go_in_search_of_my/

