Then why am I pissing myself laughing?

And yes, I'm incontinent...

EDIT: LOL! I say: the number of downvotes I receive is an accurate representation of the number of americans who can't laugh at themselves... Got 7 downvotes in 4 seconds and still going.

EDIT 2: So many americans trying to convince me it's not funny by high-fiving each other... Let's see if I can reach -100. 