&lt;- Click the down arrow. ***I COMMAND YOU RETARDS***

OMG, if that story weren't so obviously fake, it would be the most hilarious thing ever!

***EDIT: I'M GOING TO KICK THE ASS OF EVERYONE WHO DOWNVOTED OR WILL DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT. I'M ALSO GOING TO KICK THE ASS OF EVERYONE WHO FAILED TO DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT.***