"Oh hai, I am 22 and just got off of the Greyhound from Iowa to be an actress.  I work at Starbucks.  This is my two bedroom apartment in SoHo."

Ummm, no it's not love.  Heh.

I worked as an editorial assistant on Park Avenue making somewhat okay money, and could only afford a good sized studio in Astoria when I lived in NYC.  Those scenes make me laugh every time.