1 move to Japan

2 Learn Japanese.

3 get the job

4 fall in love with the local Japanner Woman

5 accidentally destroy the tree that connects all japanese.

6 Team up with Michelle Rodriguez to defend Japandora

Edit: Changed Pandora to japandora thanks to /u/MisterQuimper and /u/dilatory_tactics 

[Oh My goood! I got goold!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92LeRR7DfZY)
