All i can think when i peruse /r/parenting is the episode of 30 rock where Liz Lemon wants to buy a girls bike and posts on a forum for suggestions:

"I'm sorry, but whats a "girl's" bike? Is that like a "girl" doctor? Go back to Saudi Arabia, Hitler!"

"UR buying a bike but not a helmet? The head is where the child's brain is! Why don't u get educated, Double Hitler!"