Hitler, Stalin, Freud, Tito and Trotsky went into a bar. "I vant a weissbier" said Hitler. "I will hev a drink as cold as gulag with lots of ice, Tito and Trotsky will have the same" said Stalin. Then Trotsky said "Actually I didn't want *ice*, but I guess no one *axed me*".

Something something, tell me about your relationship with your mother, something something, Tito sounds like tits.

