Why? Hes going to be one of those overprotective parents that dont let their children do shit

 and hes gonna try everything at hand to make other parents as lame as him. 

Its this "science-ization" of bringing up a child that is making the people of today's generation as sick and pathetic as they are!

Burn all these "how to raise my child" books and f.u.c.k. overprotective parents.