You called?

Edit 1: 96 is for 1996 (my birth year). I did not foresee the sexual implications of my username. 

^^^Also ^^^this ^^^is ^^^my ^^^highest ^^^rated ^^^comment!

Edit 2: I do personally know the father from Troll 2 (George Hardy) though. I met him after I created my account. He actually lives about 20-30 minutes from my house.