&gt;When X-Men was being filmed in my city

Lucky bastard.

&gt;I was working a closing shift one night and Patrick Stewart and Halle Berry came

Oh COME ON!

&gt;Thing is I don't give a shit about Halle Berry. So I walked by them, completely ignoring her and looked at Patrick Stewart and said "you're way better than Kirk."

FLAWLESS. I forgive you, you lucky bastard.