*Mother in law calls*

"HELP THE ANTIVIRUS SAYS THE FILE I DOWNLOADED IS A VIRUS AND TO DELETE IT WHAT DO I DO"

"You delete it."

"BUT HOW DO I MAKE THE ANTIVIRUS POP UP GO AWAY"

"You click the little x."

"BUT YOU SAID NEVER TO TOUCH IT"

"...Just close it and delete the file."

"NO BUT YOU SAID IF I TOUCH IT I'LL GET VIRUSES. IM JUST GOING TO GET ANOTHER COMPUTER :("