That scared the shit out of me for a second*

FTFY *(facepalm)*

Clearly the image in question has been **photoshopped** as shown by the lack of pixels around the thigh region of the male. It scared this shit out of me until I realised it was just a crappy shop [here is the original](http://i.imgur.com/47tbV.jpg) (-:

bacon_please, I am downvoting you for bad grammar :-)