Relax? Relax? Are you being serious right now?

How can one possibly relax when I was expecting top comment to be people saying how great this post is. I promised my girlfriend that people would love this post and I find /u/randomSAPguy's top comment to be dissing me, I see it as a shot to my ego, and  honestly as a sign of aggression. 

Should I contact the mods about it?