I can't keep track of all these weird names. I'd rather watch the superbowl this weekend where they have proper American names :-) 

I may be karmawhoring / circlejerking here; but Soccer is for girls, pussies and beta males ;-)

luckily I'm **alpha** :-) 

God bless America for giving us pronounceable names haha :-) upvote if you agree :-)