One time when I was 16 I drank a whole 0.7 liter bottle of liqour. All in all a good night, I ended up licking one of the girls there. Not like you think, in the face. I was pretty shitfaced, I don't remmember much else, except when I sobered up my cousin tackled me when I went for a refill, so I doubt I was on my best behavior.