a zombie apocalypse
A man and a woman are living in the zombie apocalypse and surrounded by them. The woman is aiming a shotgun at some of the undead, while the man is wearing an oven mitt and an apron, and offering the ghouls some fresh baked cookies. One of the zombies is already nibbling on a cookie, while another one is selecting one for itself.
While there are both slow (Romero) and fast zombies, they don't tend to stop altogether and contemplate fresh baked goods. Additionally, zombies prefer fresh brains to fresh cookies.  It's also odd for someone not to be scared out of their wits when surrounded by the hungry dead.
How did the man get the zombies to eat cookies? What type of cookies did he bake?
Get over it. You're not an old cowhand, you're Irving Goldstein from Brooklyn. I miss the screaming. Things just weren't working out for him on Wall Street You don't need English on every shot. Let’s hope for some nut allergies.
scene: a zombie apocalypse description: A man and a woman are living in the zombie apocalypse and surrounded by them. The woman is aiming a shotgun at some of the undead, while the man is wearing an oven mitt and an apron, and offering the ghouls some fresh baked cookies. One of the zombies is already nibbling on a cookie, while another one is selecting one for itself. uncanny: While there are both slow (Romero) and fast zombies, they don't tend to stop altogether and contemplate fresh baked goods. Additionally, zombies prefer fresh brains to fresh cookies. It's also odd for someone not to be scared out of their wits when surrounded by the hungry dead. entities: Zombie, Cookie, Shotgun. choices A: Get over it. You're not an old cowhand, you're Irving Goldstein from Brooklyn. B: I miss the screaming. C: Things just weren't working out for him on Wall Street D: You don't need English on every shot. E: Let’s hope for some nut allergies.