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A couple is having a date over wine. One of the date is wearing a suit of armor. The other date looks at him in disappointment.
People don't go on dates in suits of armor because it would be hard to eat with a metal head armor on their head.
Why is the person wearing a full suit of armor?
I was married once. Didn't work out. She was a tart. Incredible! We still get Saturday deliveries. I feel like we've gotten a little soft, Lex. I don't normally date Middle-Aged men. It's easy once you realize there's nothing to it.
scene: restaurant description: A couple is having a date over wine. One of the date is wearing a suit of armor. The other date looks at him in disappointment. uncanny: People don't go on dates in suits of armor because it would be hard to eat with a metal head armor on their head. entities: Knight, Dating. choices A: I was married once. Didn't work out. She was a tart. B: Incredible! We still get Saturday deliveries. C: I feel like we've gotten a little soft, Lex. D: I don't normally date Middle-Aged men. E: It's easy once you realize there's nothing to it.