a tree
A bird wearing a speedo is balancing on a tree limb with wings outstretched.  A couple are standing below the bird looking at it, with an outstretched book in the man's hands
It's unusual to see birds wearing human clothing
Why is the bird wearing that speedo?
Sweetie, mommy needs to pee. Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue? It's a thongbird. Worst Groupon ever! I just do it for the healthcare.
scene: a tree description: A bird wearing a speedo is balancing on a tree limb with wings outstretched. A couple are standing below the bird looking at it, with an outstretched book in the man's hands uncanny: It's unusual to see birds wearing human clothing entities: Birdwatching, Thong. choices A: Sweetie, mommy needs to pee. B: Does he know why we invited him to the barbecue? C: It's a thongbird. D: Worst Groupon ever! E: I just do it for the healthcare.