wedding
A man is looking at a wedding cake. He looks frightened.
The cake has eyes and a mouth.
What does a cake have to say?
Does this make me the trophy's wife? What turns you off? You are a lot bigger in person. Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. Look, damsels say all sorts of things in distress.
scene: wedding description: A man is looking at a wedding cake. He looks frightened. uncanny: The cake has eyes and a mouth. entities: Layer_cake, Anthropomorphism. choices A: Does this make me the trophy's wife? B: What turns you off? C: You are a lot bigger in person. D: Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. E: Look, damsels say all sorts of things in distress.