customer service
A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset.
It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint.
What is the pig complaining about?
Burning Man isn’t what it used to be. We used to offer enlightenment. Then we discovered people really preferred brunch. Whenever I eat an apple, everyone assumes that I'm dead. Evolution can be so tacky. O.K., good. Now, who's the Deputy Secretary of Agriculture?
scene: customer service description: A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset. uncanny: It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint. entities: Pig, Complaint. choices A: Burning Man isn’t what it used to be. B: We used to offer enlightenment. Then we discovered people really preferred brunch. C: Whenever I eat an apple, everyone assumes that I'm dead. D: Evolution can be so tacky. E: O.K., good. Now, who's the Deputy Secretary of Agriculture?