a zombie apocalypse
A man and a woman are living in the zombie apocalypse and surrounded by them. The woman is aiming a shotgun at some of the undead, while the man is wearing an oven mitt and an apron, and offering the ghouls some fresh baked cookies. One of the zombies is already nibbling on a cookie, while another one is selecting one for itself.
While there are both slow (Romero) and fast zombies, they don't tend to stop altogether and contemplate fresh baked goods. Additionally, zombies prefer fresh brains to fresh cookies.  It's also odd for someone not to be scared out of their wits when surrounded by the hungry dead.
How did the man get the zombies to eat cookies? What type of cookies did he bake?
We asked the flooring company for red tiles, but it autocorrected to rep-tiles. But first, an amuse-bouche? The time is 11:59. You have one minute to check out. Okay, okay. Fine, I'll fill out the census. Growth has exceeded our projections.
scene: a zombie apocalypse description: A man and a woman are living in the zombie apocalypse and surrounded by them. The woman is aiming a shotgun at some of the undead, while the man is wearing an oven mitt and an apron, and offering the ghouls some fresh baked cookies. One of the zombies is already nibbling on a cookie, while another one is selecting one for itself. uncanny: While there are both slow (Romero) and fast zombies, they don't tend to stop altogether and contemplate fresh baked goods. Additionally, zombies prefer fresh brains to fresh cookies. It's also odd for someone not to be scared out of their wits when surrounded by the hungry dead. entities: Zombie, Cookie, Shotgun. choices A: We asked the flooring company for red tiles, but it autocorrected to rep-tiles. B: But first, an amuse-bouche? C: The time is 11:59. You have one minute to check out. D: Okay, okay. Fine, I'll fill out the census. E: Growth has exceeded our projections.