a courtroom
A judge is presiding over a courtroom. There is a lawyer questioning a teddy bear in a witness box.
There is a teddy bear in the witness box. Inanimate objects can't give testimony.
Why is the bear in the witness box?
It's big and blue. You can't miss it. Sharks are biting on gabardine today. Polyester should be O.K. No wonder this gym was so cheap. Your first rodeo? And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you?
scene: a courtroom description: A judge is presiding over a courtroom. There is a lawyer questioning a teddy bear in a witness box. uncanny: There is a teddy bear in the witness box. Inanimate objects can't give testimony. entities: Testimony, Teddy_bear. choices A: It's big and blue. You can't miss it. B: Sharks are biting on gabardine today. Polyester should be O.K. C: No wonder this gym was so cheap. D: Your first rodeo? E: And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you?