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A man is looking at a wedding cake. He looks frightened.
The cake has eyes and a mouth.
What does a cake have to say?
Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again. Well, you know, it beats living next to Trump Tower. Here's a trick I learned from my lawyer. He was cute as an ottoman, but we both knew this day would come. I can keep it together during the ceremony. The reception is where I fall to pieces.
scene: a counter description: A man is looking at a wedding cake. He looks frightened. uncanny: The cake has eyes and a mouth. entities: Wedding_cake, Anthropomorphism. choices A: Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again. B: Well, you know, it beats living next to Trump Tower. C: Here's a trick I learned from my lawyer. D: He was cute as an ottoman, but we both knew this day would come. E: I can keep it together during the ceremony. The reception is where I fall to pieces.