A robber is carrying some money. An angel with a fire sword is about to smite him.
There is an angel with a sword on fire about to attack the robber.
Why is there an angel with a fire sword there?
Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
scene: crime scene description: A robber is carrying some money. An angel with a fire sword is about to smite him. uncanny: There is an angel with a sword on fire about to attack the robber. entities: Robbery, Michael_(archangel). caption: Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
A joke about the 2008 financial crisis. If a bank was robbed at that time, ironically, the robber might come away with things that are completely worthless: mortgage-backed securities. The robber nonchalantly mentions that the angel wouldn't be stopping a harmful crime because what he stole was surprisingly worthless.