A man and woman are standing outside their house. There are birds feeding in the yard.
The birds are way bigger than is normal.
Why are the birds so big?
Move the car.
scene: the backyard description: A man and woman are standing outside their house. There are birds feeding in the yard. uncanny: The birds are way bigger than is normal. entities: Bird, Gigantism. caption: Move the car.
A crude joke about bird poop. Pigeons are notorious for pooping on cars, and so people try not to park under birds. Here, the birds are large and so the people assume that their car is in extra deification danger, and thus are trying to move it.