Two co-workers are walking together in the hallway of their office. One is carrying coffee while the other is carrying a whole chicken.
People don't carry a whole uncooked chicken around with them to work.
Why is the man carrying the chicken?
I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
scene: work office description: Two co-workers are walking together in the hallway of their office. One is carrying coffee while the other is carrying a whole chicken. uncanny: People don't carry a whole uncooked chicken around with them to work. entities: Chicken_as_food, Coffee. caption: I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
People often drink coffee in the morning because it contains caffeine, an energizing drug: many people report that they are incapable of working without coffee, i.e., that they are "useless" without it. The surreal joke here is that the man is holding an entire turkey, and instead of having coffee every morning, eats an entire turkey, and is apparently useless without it.