Two men are standing next to each other in an office. The man on the left is holding a cup, probobaly coffee, and the man on the right is holding a turkey.
A businessman is carrying around a whole uncooked turkey in the workplace.
Why is the man carrying around a turkey while he's at work?
I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
scene: the break room description: Two men are standing next to each other in an office. The man on the left is holding a cup, probobaly coffee, and the man on the right is holding a turkey. uncanny: A businessman is carrying around a whole uncooked turkey in the workplace. entities: Chicken, Coffee. caption: I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
People often drink coffee in the morning because it contains caffeine, an energizing drug: many people report that they are incapable of working without coffee, i.e., that they are "useless" without it. The surreal joke here is that the man is holding an entire turkey, and instead of having coffee every morning, eats an entire turkey, and is apparently useless without it.