There is a marching band conductor leading two starving men through the desert. The  men are on the ground crawling.
There is a marching band leader in the middle of nowhere.
Why is there a marching band leader leading these thirsty and tired men through the desert?
I'm thinking about quitting the band.
scene: a desert description: There is a marching band conductor leading two starving men through the desert. The men are on the ground crawling. uncanny: There is a marching band leader in the middle of nowhere. entities: Bandleader, Dehydration. caption: I'm thinking about quitting the band.
A surreal joke about a marching band leader tirelessly marching into a desert, with her band following her. However, only two of the band's most dedicated members remain, and they look as if they have been travelling for many days. It's funny because, for these most committed members, they are only now considering quitting the band by not following the leader, whereas their more reasonable colleagues probably stopped following days ago.