A realtor is showing a couple some houses. The house he is showing them though looks like its part of a miniature golf field.
Living in a miniature golf house would be disruptive to sleep because of all the balls coming in.
Why is the realtor showing them a miniature golf house?
If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.
scene: golf course description: A realtor is showing a couple some houses. The house he is showing them though looks like its part of a miniature golf field. uncanny: Living in a miniature golf house would be disruptive to sleep because of all the balls coming in. entities: Miniature_golf, Windmill. caption: If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.
A play on "timing" and 'get you in this house today" --- if a realtor were to say this to a couple outside of the context of a minigolf course, it would mean "if we act quickly, you can buy this house and move in today." but here, it takes on a second meaning: "if we can literally time our physical movements to avoid the windmill blades, you can physically get inside of this building."