Subway trains are sadly drinking at the bar. The bartender is on the phone away from them. A woman sits besides them.
Subway trains do not go out to have drinks and they do not have faces.
Why are the trains sad?
No, he left here at 8:07.
scene: a bar description: Subway trains are sadly drinking at the bar. The bartender is on the phone away from them. A woman sits besides them. uncanny: Subway trains do not go out to have drinks and they do not have faces. entities: Rapid_transit, Liquor. caption: No, he left here at 8:07.
People sometimes call bars to ask where their partners/friends are; but, in this unusual bar, someone was calling for a train that was drinking there. The train left at 8:07 --- the humor lies in the specificity of the time; trains run on tight schedules, and apparently this is true even if they are out drinking out a bar.