There are two police detectives in an interrogation room standing and looking down at a suspect who is sitting at a table. One of the detectives is in full clown makeup and wig and he is holding up a balloon animal in his hand. The other detective is talking to the suspect.
It is unusual for a detective to be wearing clown makeup and wig and holding a balloon animal.
Why is the detective wearing clown makeup and wig? What is the detective saying to the suspect?
Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking.
scene: an interrogation room description: There are two police detectives in an interrogation room standing and looking down at a suspect who is sitting at a table. One of the detectives is in full clown makeup and wig and he is holding up a balloon animal in his hand. The other detective is talking to the suspect. uncanny: It is unusual for a detective to be wearing clown makeup and wig and holding a balloon animal. entities: Detective, Clown, Balloon_modelling. caption: Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking.
A joke about what would happen if a clown were a "bad cop" in an investigation, using threats to get information/a confession. A threat that a clown might use is not a "long ride" (i.e., prolonged interrogation while driving) in a normal cop car, but a long ride in a clown car, which are very small. The phrase "very long ride in a very small car" has a nice symmetry to it that sounds threatening.