A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset.
It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint.
What is the pig complaining about?
The hairs on my chinney chin chin got caught in your damn escalator.
scene: a reception window description: A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset. uncanny: It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint. entities: Pig, Complaint. caption: The hairs on my chinney chin chin got caught in your damn escalator.
A reference to "The Three Little Pigs" --- in the story one of the pigs famously swears that he won't let the fox in on the "hairs of his chinney chin chin". But here, the fabled character is complaining about the escalator about a weird and worldly concern: that these same chin hairs got painfully caught in the escalator.