Someone who is still alive is laying in a coffin as people have a funeral for him. He is hooked up to an IV. There is a man and a woman who go up to the casket to say their goodbyes.
The man is still alive but funerals are for dead people.
Why is the alive person in a coffin?
We'll eventually miss him.
scene: a funeral description: Someone who is still alive is laying in a coffin as people have a funeral for him. He is hooked up to an IV. There is a man and a woman who go up to the casket to say their goodbyes. uncanny: The man is still alive but funerals are for dead people. entities: Death, Wake_(ceremony). caption: We'll eventually miss him.
A joke about a funeral for someone who is not dead yet --- people at funerals say things like "we'll always miss them" about the deceased, but here, the person is not dead, so the phrase is re-purposed to "we'll eventually miss him", i.e., when he does die in the future, he will be missed.