A man is in a concert hall. He is trying to play the piano.
He is trying to play the piano while wearing boxing gloves.
Why is he wearing boxing gloves?
I could have been a conductor.
scene: theater description: A man is in a concert hall. He is trying to play the piano. uncanny: He is trying to play the piano while wearing boxing gloves. entities: Boxing_glove, Piano. caption: I could have been a conductor.
It would be mechanically difficult to play a piano with boxing gloves because the keys are too small. if this person must wear boxing gloves and still wants to do music, they humorously reason that they should be a conductor --- it would be easier for them to hold the conductor batons vs. play piano keys.