A man is sitting at a desk in an office. A secretary is showing in a unicorn.
Unicorns don't exist and wouldn't be found in offices.
What business does the unicorn have?
I couldn't find the three-hole punch.
scene: office description: A man is sitting at a desk in an office. A secretary is showing in a unicorn. uncanny: Unicorns don't exist and wouldn't be found in offices. entities: Unicorn, Secretary. caption: I couldn't find the three-hole punch.
A unicorn is an over-the-top replacement for a three-hole punch: its horn could be used three times to make the same three holes that the punch makes. The situation is funny not only because unicorns don't exist (especially in offices) but because its horn is such an absurd replacement for the benign three hole punch.