Two trains are at a bar. They look sad and are drinking. A bartender is on the phone.
Two trains are at a bar. They look very sad.
Why are the trains at this bar drinking?
No, he left here at 8:07.
scene: the bar description: Two trains are at a bar. They look sad and are drinking. A bartender is on the phone. uncanny: Two trains are at a bar. They look very sad. entities: Tram, Alcoholic_drink. caption: No, he left here at 8:07.
People sometimes call bars to ask where their partners/friends are; but, in this unusual bar, someone was calling for a train that was drinking there. The train left at 8:07 --- the humor lies in the specificity of the time; trains run on tight schedules, and apparently this is true even if they are out drinking out a bar.