there are holes all over the bedroom floor as a couple sleeps peacefully in bed.
What caused the holes would have woken up the couple but they are fast asleep.
Why are there holes in the ground?
Why don't you get the coffee this morning?
scene: the bedroom description: there are holes all over the bedroom floor as a couple sleeps peacefully in bed. uncanny: What caused the holes would have woken up the couple but they are fast asleep. entities: Fissure_vent, Earthquake. caption: Why don't you get the coffee this morning?
This bedroom is quite dangerous --- there are holes in the floor that would be easy to fall into. These two people are apparently taking turns navigating these hazards, and one is saying it's the other person's turn to brave them to grab them both coffee to bring back to the safe bed. It's funny because it's not clear why they are trying to live normally in this overtly dangerous place.