A policeman is interrogating a suspect at the station. Another cop is standing to the side in clown makeup, with a balloon animal.
Police officers don't dress like clowns.
Why is the cop a clown?
Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking.
scene: an interrogation room description: A policeman is interrogating a suspect at the station. Another cop is standing to the side in clown makeup, with a balloon animal. uncanny: Police officers don't dress like clowns. entities: Detective, Clown, Balloon_modelling. caption: Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking.
A joke about what would happen if a clown were a "bad cop" in an investigation, using threats to get information/a confession. A threat that a clown might use is not a "long ride" (i.e., prolonged interrogation while driving) in a normal cop car, but a long ride in a clown car, which are very small. The phrase "very long ride in a very small car" has a nice symmetry to it that sounds threatening.