A businessman is looking at a man on the ground in the desert. The man is very thirsty and is panting on the ground.
A man is in the desert wearing a suit like he's on his way to work.
Why is there a businessman in the desert looking down on a man that is having problems and is thirsty?
First we discuss my percentage of any water you find, real or imagined.
scene: desert description: A businessman is looking at a man on the ground in the desert. The man is very thirsty and is panting on the ground. uncanny: A man is in the desert wearing a suit like he's on his way to work. entities: Dehydration, Lawyer. caption: First we discuss my percentage of any water you find, real or imagined.
Lawyers are known for both being overly formal and also, for their greediness. Instead of helping the man find water as a sane person would do, the lawyer is pre-negotiating a water contract. This joke is a jab at laywers, who are apparently so pragmatic and greedy that they might let someone die of thirst rather than not get their share.