A man is a patient at a doctor's office. He is wrapped around by a snake.
He is calm about having a snake around him and people would get instant help if this were to happen.
How did the guy get the snake wrapped around himself?
What we have here is a reptile dysfuntion.
scene: a doctor's office description: A man is a patient at a doctor's office. He is wrapped around by a snake. uncanny: He is calm about having a snake around him and people would get instant help if this were to happen. entities: Boa_constrictor, Doctor. caption: What we have here is a reptile dysfuntion.
A play on the term "erectile dysfunction," which is a medical diagnosis that people sometimes receive. In addition to being a simple pun that addresses the snake around the man, there's a slight crudeness to the joke because snakes look somewhat phallic.