A man is having dinner. He is reading the menu. A standing wet bear is staring at him.
There is a bear in a restaurant that is sopping wet.
Why is the bear in the restaurant and why is he all wet?
Well, don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one.
scene: a restaurant description: A man is having dinner. He is reading the menu. A standing wet bear is staring at him. uncanny: There is a bear in a restaurant that is sopping wet. entities: Bear, Fur. caption: Well, don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one.
A snooty diner at a restaurant might complain that an item shouldn't be on the menu if the supply has ran out. Here, the employee of the restaurant is a bear, so instead of the complaint being about running out of inventory bought from a supplier, the complaint is about running of out fish because the bear couldn't catch one in the river. It's funny partly because, if a bear were to work at a restaurant, catching fresh fish might be a reasonable job because they do that in the wild regularly.