Two praying mantises are walking down the street. They are human-sized.
There are human-sized paying mantises walking down the street.
Why are these mantises so huge?
Worst fifty bucks I ever spent.
scene: a sidewalk description: Two praying mantises are walking down the street. They are human-sized. uncanny: There are human-sized paying mantises walking down the street. entities: Grasshopper, Decapitation. caption: Worst fifty bucks I ever spent.
This is a joke about praying mantises going to prostitutes. After mating, sometimes a female will eat the head of a male. In this case, the two have visited a prostitute, paid 50 dollars, and had their heads eaten off. The idea of bugs visiting prostitutes is funny because bugs don't live modern, human lives.