A waitress is in a restaurant taking an order. A customer is perusing the menu.
The customer is a big mouse.
Why is a mouse so huge and in a restaurant?
I know I don't look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.
scene: a restaurant description: A waitress is in a restaurant taking an order. A customer is perusing the menu. uncanny: The customer is a big mouse. entities: Waiting_staff, Menu, Mouse. caption: I know I don't look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.
A joke about mice in kitchens. Some restaurant kitchens are infested with pests like cockroaches, or in this case, mice. The mice eats at the restaurant frequently because it has infested the kitchen and, e.g., eats scraps from the floor or from storage. The mouse is eating like a normal patron now, but this doesn't change the fact that he literally eats there all the time.