A man is sitting on a giant egg. Two old women stare at him. They are in a living room.
The man is sitting on a gigantic egg. Eggs are not that big.
Why is the man sitting on a huge egg?
I don't know how to tell him it's not his.
scene: the living room description: A man is sitting on a giant egg. Two old women stare at him. They are in a living room. uncanny: The man is sitting on a gigantic egg. Eggs are not that big. entities: Egg, Egg_incubation. caption: I don't know how to tell him it's not his.
Usually, when a couple discusses a child "not being his," it refers to a woman's infidelity, which is a hard topic to discuss. Here, however, it's not a partner cheating, it's a man nesting on a giant egg: the egg obviously isn't his child because humans don't lay eggs, and so the usual expression takes on a humorous new meaning: the woman can't seem to convince the man that the egg isn't his child, despite the fact that it's obvious it couldn't be.