A man and woman are staring out their window. It is raining safe,s which are crushing things.
It doesn't rain safes in the real world.
Why is it raining safes?
And tomorrow there's a twenty-per-cent chance of anvils.
scene: personal property description: A man and woman are staring out their window. It is raining safe,s which are crushing things. uncanny: It doesn't rain safes in the real world. entities: Safe, Meteor_shower. caption: And tomorrow there's a twenty-per-cent chance of anvils.
In a world where safes rain down from the sky, it might make sense that anvils would too. This is a reference to a falling anvil, a trope from TVs/movies, where anvils fall and hit people on the head. In this odd world, the weather reports don't talk about chances of sun/rain, they report things like a 20% chance of anvils tomorrow.