Two men are talking at a bar. They are wearing suits and each have a drink.
One of the men has a monkey tail.
Why does he have a tail?
Try telling that to the Kansas Board of Education.
scene: a bar description: Two men are talking at a bar. They are wearing suits and each have a drink. uncanny: One of the men has a monkey tail. entities: Liquor, Meeting. caption: Try telling that to the Kansas Board of Education.
The Kansas Board of Education is famously opposed to teaching evolution in schools because the board has many creationists on it. The man at the bar is a half-man, half-animal --- such a creature's existence would provide strong evidence against creationism. And so, while we don't have the full conversation context, the Kansas Board probably denies that he exists.