A man is in heaven. He's speaking to Saint Peter.
The gates have barbed wire on them.
Why does heaven look like a prison?
Anything to declare?
scene: the gates of heaven description: A man is in heaven. He's speaking to Saint Peter. uncanny: The gates have barbed wire on them. entities: Heaven, Barbed_wire. caption: Anything to declare?
"Anything to declare" is a question asked by customs at airports. Heaven's gates are adorned with barbed wire, implying that, oddly, heaven has as high of security as international borders. It's funny because one might assume heaven would be free of worldly security concerns, but apparently not.