A huge cat is staring at the man inside the house from outside. The man is on the couch on the phone watching TV and drinking beer.
There is a gigantic cat outside. Its head is the size of the window.
Why is the cat so huge?
Sorry about your garage. We're having him declawed tomorrow.
scene: a living room description: A huge cat is staring at the man inside the house from outside. The man is on the couch on the phone watching TV and drinking beer. uncanny: There is a gigantic cat outside. Its head is the size of the window. entities: Cat, Telephone_call. caption: Sorry about your garage. We're having him declawed tomorrow.
People often declaw their cats to make them less good at scratching: this person's cat is enormous and destroyed a garage. It's funny for two reasons: 1) it's not clear that declawing a giant cat would have saved the garage, so the remedy isn't meaningful; and 2) the man is very nonchalant about his pet wreaking havoc in his neighborhood.