A mouse is eating dinner at a restaurant. He is looking at the menu and a waitress is taking his order.
There is a mouse reading a menu. Mice are not that smart.
Why is there a mouse ordering dinner at a restaurant?
I know I don't look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.
scene: a restaurant description: A mouse is eating dinner at a restaurant. He is looking at the menu and a waitress is taking his order. uncanny: There is a mouse reading a menu. Mice are not that smart. entities: Waiting_staff, Menu, Mouse. caption: I know I don't look familiar, but, believe me, I eat here all the time.
A joke about mice in kitchens. Some restaurant kitchens are infested with pests like cockroaches, or in this case, mice. The mice eats at the restaurant frequently because it has infested the kitchen and, e.g., eats scraps from the floor or from storage. The mouse is eating like a normal patron now, but this doesn't change the fact that he literally eats there all the time.