There is a Viking at a table with a sword. He is trying to cut some bread. A woman is in the back in a kitchen.
There is a Viking in a kitchen.
Why is there a Viking in a kitchen?
We're all out of the blood of your enemies. You'll have to settle for marmalade.
scene: a kitchen description: There is a Viking at a table with a sword. He is trying to cut some bread. A woman is in the back in a kitchen. uncanny: There is a Viking in a kitchen. entities: Breakfast, Warrior. caption: We're all out of the blood of your enemies. You'll have to settle for marmalade.
This ancient warlord asked for the blood of his enemies to spread on his toast. The intense and threatening request is met with a humorously nonchalant reply --- that he will just have to use marmalade.