There is a Mongol warrior in a kitchen swinging a sabre down onto a piece of egg and toast on a kitchen table. In the background a housewife is distracted by getting herself coffee.
It is unusual for a Mongol warrior to be in a regular kitchen. It is also unusual for anyone to be cutting a piece of toast with a giant sword.
Why is there a Mongol warrior in a kitchen? Why is the warrior swinging a sword at a piece of toast?
We're all out of the blood of your enemies. You'll have to settle for marmalade.
scene: a kitchen description: There is a Mongol warrior in a kitchen swinging a sabre down onto a piece of egg and toast on a kitchen table. In the background a housewife is distracted by getting herself coffee. uncanny: It is unusual for a Mongol warrior to be in a regular kitchen. It is also unusual for anyone to be cutting a piece of toast with a giant sword. entities: Breakfast, Warrior. caption: We're all out of the blood of your enemies. You'll have to settle for marmalade.
This ancient warlord asked for the blood of his enemies to spread on his toast. The intense and threatening request is met with a humorously nonchalant reply --- that he will just have to use marmalade.