A man has a huge needle. The man is a doctor. The patient looks scared.
The doctor has an oversized needle. It's as large as him.
Why is the doctor's needle so huge?
You will feel a thing.
scene: a doctor's office description: A man has a huge needle. The man is a doctor. The patient looks scared. uncanny: The doctor has an oversized needle. It's as large as him. entities: Hypodermic_needle, Doctor. caption: You will feel a thing.
Doctors often assure patience before injections that they won't feel a thing: this calms people with a fear of needles. But here, the phrase is turned on its head: because the needle is ominously large, the doctor humorously assures the patient that they will indeed experience pain. This is funny because it's a more honest commentary on the pain associated with shots, where patients often feel it even if the doctor says they won't.