A man is in his office. All the furniture and the man himself are floating in the air.
People and objects don't defy gravity like that.
What happened to make everything float?
FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes.
scene: an office description: A man is in his office. All the furniture and the man himself are floating in the air. uncanny: People and objects don't defy gravity like that. entities: Earthquake, Telephone. caption: FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes.
The man is calling FEMA to report an earthquake during an earthquake, as illustrated by everything in the room being tossed around. Because the earthquake is currently happening, FEMA has yet to detect it, and can't substantiate his report. It's funny because while he's literally experiencing it, he's also being told that FEMAs official stance is no earthquakes detected.