There are two subway trains sitting at a bar and drinking. A woman is at the bar looking curiously at them. The bartender has his back turned and is on the telephone.
The trains have human features and are drinking beer with humans.
How many beers does it take to get a train drunk? Why are the trains drinking?
No, he left here at 8:07.
scene: a bar description: There are two subway trains sitting at a bar and drinking. A woman is at the bar looking curiously at them. The bartender has his back turned and is on the telephone. uncanny: The trains have human features and are drinking beer with humans. entities: Rapid_transit, Liquor. caption: No, he left here at 8:07.
People sometimes call bars to ask where their partners/friends are; but, in this unusual bar, someone was calling for a train that was drinking there. The train left at 8:07 --- the humor lies in the specificity of the time; trains run on tight schedules, and apparently this is true even if they are out drinking out a bar.