An unkempt burglar, wearing an eye mask, is hauling a large bag with a dollar sign on it, tossed over his shoulder.  In the air in front of him is an angel holding a flaming sword, in a position implying he's about to strike the burglar.
It's unusual to see an angel, here implied to be that of the Archangel Michael, doing something as mundane as attacking a robber. Additionally, it's odd to see an angel in the first place, given their supernatural nature.
Why is the angel interested in this particular burgler? Is the angel going to kill the thief or just see him brought to justice?
Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
scene: crime scene description: An unkempt burglar, wearing an eye mask, is hauling a large bag with a dollar sign on it, tossed over his shoulder. In the air in front of him is an angel holding a flaming sword, in a position implying he's about to strike the burglar. uncanny: It's unusual to see an angel, here implied to be that of the Archangel Michael, doing something as mundane as attacking a robber. Additionally, it's odd to see an angel in the first place, given their supernatural nature. entities: Robbery, Michael_(archangel). caption: Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
A joke about the 2008 financial crisis. If a bank was robbed at that time, ironically, the robber might come away with things that are completely worthless: mortgage-backed securities. The robber nonchalantly mentions that the angel wouldn't be stopping a harmful crime because what he stole was surprisingly worthless.