A man is sitting at a counter in a diner, shivering. A waitress is pouring him a cup of coffee.
Nothing is really out of place.
Why is the man so cold?
Quick, before Bloomberg bans it!
scene: diner description: A man is sitting at a counter in a diner, shivering. A waitress is pouring him a cup of coffee. uncanny: Nothing is really out of place. entities: Waiting_staff, Coffee. caption: Quick, before Bloomberg bans it!
Mayor Bloomberg famously and controversially banned extra large sodas. The caffeine addicted man is worried that his coffee is next, and is trying to get his fix before he can't anymore (even though the other patrons are skeptical that his fears of a coffee ban are founded). It's funny mostly because it's a reference to a current event.