A politician is at a podium in the woods with security. His audience is all animals.
There is a podium in the middle of the woods. Animals appear to hear him.
What is he saying?
As a weasel, I need your vote.
scene: the forest description: A politician is at a podium in the woods with security. His audience is all animals. uncanny: There is a podium in the middle of the woods. Animals appear to hear him. entities: Politician, Podium. caption: As a weasel, I need your vote.
A play on the idea that politicians are figurative weasels --- i.e., they are deceitful/shady. This politician is strangely trying to get votes from woodland creatures, and is trying to relate to the animals by embracing his identity as a (figurative) weasel to the group of animals who may know (or may be) literal weasels.