A man is sitting on top of a large egg while two old ladies are looking on from a sofa. They all sit in a living, surprised by what is happening.
Men do not lay eggs especially as large as this one.
Where did the egg come from?
I don't know how to tell him it's not his.
scene: the living room description: A man is sitting on top of a large egg while two old ladies are looking on from a sofa. They all sit in a living, surprised by what is happening. uncanny: Men do not lay eggs especially as large as this one. entities: Egg, Egg_incubation. caption: I don't know how to tell him it's not his.
Usually, when a couple discusses a child "not being his," it refers to a woman's infidelity, which is a hard topic to discuss. Here, however, it's not a partner cheating, it's a man nesting on a giant egg: the egg obviously isn't his child because humans don't lay eggs, and so the usual expression takes on a humorous new meaning: the woman can't seem to convince the man that the egg isn't his child, despite the fact that it's obvious it couldn't be.