The angel of death is descending from heaven. He is coming across a crook with a stolen bag of money.
You don't see angels even if you believe in them.
What is going to happen next?
Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
scene: crime scene description: The angel of death is descending from heaven. He is coming across a crook with a stolen bag of money. uncanny: You don't see angels even if you believe in them. entities: Robbery, Michael_(archangel). caption: Trust me- you don’t want this. It’s filled with mortgage-backed securities.
A joke about the 2008 financial crisis. If a bank was robbed at that time, ironically, the robber might come away with things that are completely worthless: mortgage-backed securities. The robber nonchalantly mentions that the angel wouldn't be stopping a harmful crime because what he stole was surprisingly worthless.