There is a large cat outside the house of a man. The cat is staring at him as he is casually on the phone.
Cats are not gigantic in size.
Why is the cat a giant?
Sorry about your garage. We're having him declawed tomorrow.
scene: living room description: There is a large cat outside the house of a man. The cat is staring at him as he is casually on the phone. uncanny: Cats are not gigantic in size. entities: Beer, Cat. caption: Sorry about your garage. We're having him declawed tomorrow.
People often declaw their cats to make them less good at scratching: this person's cat is enormous and destroyed a garage. It's funny for two reasons: 1) it's not clear that declawing a giant cat would have saved the garage, so the remedy isn't meaningful; and 2) the man is very nonchalant about his pet wreaking havoc in his neighborhood.