A woman is standing on the beach. In front of her are two lifeguard chairs.
The tower on one of the chairs is so high it's lost in the clouds.
Why is the tower so tall?
He's the lifeguard during high tide.
scene: a beach description: A woman is standing on the beach. In front of her are two lifeguard chairs. uncanny: The tower on one of the chairs is so high it's lost in the clouds. entities: Lifeguard_tower, Height, Tall. caption: He's the lifeguard during high tide.
A humorous explanation for why a life guard would need to be on a tower that tall; the tides on this beach apparently fluctuate unrealistically significantly, i.e., by tens of feet. While such an extreme tide change would be dangerous, in this odd beach/town, they still find it reasonable to have a life guard who oversees leisure activities even at high tide, which is a funny set of priorities.