A man in a tuxedo is sitting by a piano. He is wearing boxing gloves and looks astonished.
People don't play the piano with boxing gloves.
Why is he trying to play piano with boxing gloves?
I could have been a conductor.
scene: theater description: A man in a tuxedo is sitting by a piano. He is wearing boxing gloves and looks astonished. uncanny: People don't play the piano with boxing gloves. entities: Boxing_glove, Piano. caption: I could have been a conductor.
It would be mechanically difficult to play a piano with boxing gloves because the keys are too small. if this person must wear boxing gloves and still wants to do music, they humorously reason that they should be a conductor --- it would be easier for them to hold the conductor batons vs. play piano keys.