Two mobsters are driving down the road in a car. On the roof is a man tied up in a tub of cement.
The man wouldn't be in the open where he could be spotted.
Why didn't they put him in the trunk?
The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.
scene: a car description: Two mobsters are driving down the road in a car. On the roof is a man tied up in a tub of cement. uncanny: The man wouldn't be in the open where he could be spotted. entities: Cement_shoes, Mafia. caption: The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.
A joke about an incompetent pair of mobsters attempting to kill the man on the roof via cement shoes; they are incompetent because they are following a step-by-step instruction manual to do this, and have overlooked the obvious: you need a body of water to throw the person with cement shoes to kill them, and now they are driving around frantically trying to find one. It's funny in part because they are not being discrete: the incompetent pair has simply put the victim on the roof for everyone to see/try to intervene.