A polar bear is soaking wet inside of a fancy restaurant. The bear is looking at a person who is sitting down and reading a menu.
Polar bears are not usually in restaurants. They are found in colder climates.
Why is the polar bear soaking wet?
Well, don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one.
scene: a restaurant description: A polar bear is soaking wet inside of a fancy restaurant. The bear is looking at a person who is sitting down and reading a menu. uncanny: Polar bears are not usually in restaurants. They are found in colder climates. entities: Bear, Fur. caption: Well, don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one.
A snooty diner at a restaurant might complain that an item shouldn't be on the menu if the supply has ran out. Here, the employee of the restaurant is a bear, so instead of the complaint being about running out of inventory bought from a supplier, the complaint is about running of out fish because the bear couldn't catch one in the river. It's funny partly because, if a bear were to work at a restaurant, catching fresh fish might be a reasonable job because they do that in the wild regularly.