Two men are walking together in an office. One man is carrying an uncooked chicken.
People don't usually carry around poultry at the office.
Why does he have the chicken?
I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
scene: the break room description: Two men are walking together in an office. One man is carrying an uncooked chicken. uncanny: People don't usually carry around poultry at the office. entities: Chicken, Coffee. caption: I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
People often drink coffee in the morning because it contains caffeine, an energizing drug: many people report that they are incapable of working without coffee, i.e., that they are "useless" without it. The surreal joke here is that the man is holding an entire turkey, and instead of having coffee every morning, eats an entire turkey, and is apparently useless without it.