A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you? Ah, I was wondering what my secretary meant by 'barely legal'.
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Testimony, Teddy_bear. choices: A: And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you? B: Ah, I was wondering what my secretary meant by 'barely legal'.