Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden. Eve has a pie. She offers it to Adam.
Eve has an apple pie instead of a forbidden fruit.
Why does Eve have a pie instead of a fruit?
Really? Ritz crackers? I'll be damned.
scene: Garden of Eden description: Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden. Eve has a pie. She offers it to Adam. uncanny: Eve has an apple pie instead of a forbidden fruit. entities: Adam_and_Eve, Genesis. choices: A: Really? Ritz crackers? B: I'll be damned.