A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
Where were you between the hours of beddy-bye and nighty-night? We're investigating your claim that you're a Steiff heir.
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Testimony, Teddy_bear. choices: A: Where were you between the hours of beddy-bye and nighty-night? B: We're investigating your claim that you're a Steiff heir.