A man jumps from a plank to do a dive in the sea. Pirates look on at him in shock.
People don't happily walk the plank when pirates are behind them.
Why is the man happy to jump the plank?
Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. See? A real pirate would have cannonballed.
scene: a pirate ship description: A man jumps from a plank to do a dive in the sea. Pirates look on at him in shock. uncanny: People don't happily walk the plank when pirates are behind them. entities: Walking_the_plank, Piracy, Diving_(sport). choices: A: Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. B: See? A real pirate would have cannonballed.