A man is cutting some  hedges. All the hedges are shaped like him in various poses. A woman stares out the window at him.
There are hedges of the man everywhere and normally these would be animals or other people.
Why is the man so obsessed with his own image?
Keep going—it's starting to turn me on. This is hardly what I meant by 'classical'.
scene: a garden description: A man is cutting some hedges. All the hedges are shaped like him in various poses. A woman stares out the window at him. uncanny: There are hedges of the man everywhere and normally these would be animals or other people. entities: Landscaping, Hedge. choices: A: Keep going—it's starting to turn me on. B: This is hardly what I meant by 'classical'.