A man is doing a dive off a plank from a ship. The pirates on the ship look shocked.
The man is doing an Olympic dive off a pirate plank. Usually people are tossed in the ocean.
Why is a man doing an Olympic dive off a pirate plank?
Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. See? A real pirate would have cannonballed.
scene: a pirate ship description: A man is doing a dive off a plank from a ship. The pirates on the ship look shocked. uncanny: The man is doing an Olympic dive off a pirate plank. Usually people are tossed in the ocean. entities: Walking_the_plank, Piracy, Diving_(sport). choices: A: Aargh, matey, he always did pick form over function. B: See? A real pirate would have cannonballed.