a park bench
Two men are on a bench. One man is being attacked by birds. The other man is reading and stares at him.
Birds are covering the man. This is not normal unless the man is covered with food.
Why are the birds all over the man?
You might want to rethink your ringtone That's why I don't eat granola in public.
scene: a park bench description: Two men are on a bench. One man is being attacked by birds. The other man is reading and stares at him. uncanny: Birds are covering the man. This is not normal unless the man is covered with food. entities: Bird_feeding, Imprinting_(psychology). choices: A: You might want to rethink your ringtone B: That's why I don't eat granola in public.