outside
There is a father with a child and a small dog. The dog is dressed up as a child.
There is a dog standing up and wearing clothes. Dogs don't wear clothes.
Why is the dog dressed as a human child?
When you're best in show, you can have nice clothes, too. Be careful, these machines are self-loading. Oh dear, that's my wife! Act casual. My other two wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too. How long has the "Check Condiments" light been on?
scene: outside description: There is a father with a child and a small dog. The dog is dressed up as a child. uncanny: There is a dog standing up and wearing clothes. Dogs don't wear clothes. entities: Dog_fashion, Parenting. choices A: When you're best in show, you can have nice clothes, too. B: Be careful, these machines are self-loading. C: Oh dear, that's my wife! Act casual. D: My other two wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too. E: How long has the "Check Condiments" light been on?