kitchen
A man in a messy kitchen is cooking from a pot but is then interrupted by someone in knight armor. Everything is a mess. food is spilling everywhere.
People do not wear knight armor in the kitchen. Knight armor is incredibly rare to find and have the right size to wear.
Why is the person wearing armor?
He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet. Frankly, your brochure is a bit misleading. Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook. My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... This is why I suggested a threesome.
scene: kitchen description: A man in a messy kitchen is cooking from a pot but is then interrupted by someone in knight armor. Everything is a mess. food is spilling everywhere. uncanny: People do not wear knight armor in the kitchen. Knight armor is incredibly rare to find and have the right size to wear. entities: Knight, Apron. choices A: He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet. B: Frankly, your brochure is a bit misleading. C: Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook. D: My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... E: This is why I suggested a threesome.