customer service
A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset.
It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint.
What is the pig complaining about?
Two of you have underlying issues. Get over yourself... it was ONE mouse! Let me guess, you didn't invent the wheel either. Stop sending me spam! I'm a rat. What you need is an ophthalmologist.
scene: customer service description: A pig is standing in front of a sitting woman at the complaint department window and he looks upset. uncanny: It's unusual for a pig to be able to stand on its own two legs, be able to speak human language, and to have awareness of its existence that it has a complaint. entities: Pig, Complaint. choices A: Two of you have underlying issues. B: Get over yourself... it was ONE mouse! C: Let me guess, you didn't invent the wheel either. D: Stop sending me spam! E: I'm a rat. What you need is an ophthalmologist.