a barber shop
A man has come into a barber shop for a haircut. The man has a pigeon sitting on top of his head. The barber is looking at the customer with a confused expression.
The man needing a haircut has a pigeon that has nested in his hair.
Why doesn't the man just remove the pigeon on his own? How long has the pigeon been there?
Embarrassing? No. People used to think I had a couple of squirrels up my pantlegs. When you wear a baseball cap, everyone knows you're just covering a bald spot.
scene: a barber shop description: A man has come into a barber shop for a haircut. The man has a pigeon sitting on top of his head. The barber is looking at the customer with a confused expression. uncanny: The man needing a haircut has a pigeon that has nested in his hair. entities: Rock_dove, Nesting_instinct. choices: A: Embarrassing? No. People used to think I had a couple of squirrels up my pantlegs. B: When you wear a baseball cap, everyone knows you're just covering a bald spot.