A couple is having a date over wine. One of the date is wearing a suit of armor. The other date looks at him in disappointment.
People don't go on dates in suits of armor because it would be hard to eat with a metal head armor on their head.
Why is the person wearing a full suit of armor?
Yeah, but the weirdest thing was, once he built it, I suddenly felt compelled to give him a list of things to do around it. I wish you’d go back to doing self-portraits. Listen, I've got to run. You didn't mention you wear glasses. I hate the way corporate thinking has taken over surfing, man.
scene: restaurant description: A couple is having a date over wine. One of the date is wearing a suit of armor. The other date looks at him in disappointment. uncanny: People don't go on dates in suits of armor because it would be hard to eat with a metal head armor on their head. entities: Knight, Dating. choices A: Yeah, but the weirdest thing was, once he built it, I suddenly felt compelled to give him a list of things to do around it. B: I wish you’d go back to doing self-portraits. C: Listen, I've got to run. D: You didn't mention you wear glasses. E: I hate the way corporate thinking has taken over surfing, man.