A man is raking his lawn.  He is watching a UFO piloted by two aliens beam up piles of leaves into it.
One would not normally expect to see a UFO.  In particular, it's highly unusual for UFOs to abduct leaves, as most UFO-related stories involve people being taken by the UFO
Why is the UFO taking the leaves?
'Amazon drone delivery,' you said. 'It's so convenient,' you said. Oh great, we're stuck behind a four-and-a-half-billion-year-old. This looks like a good place to set up camp. A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better. The way I see it, I'm the miner, and you're the canary.
scene: a back yard description: A man is raking his lawn. He is watching a UFO piloted by two aliens beam up piles of leaves into it. uncanny: One would not normally expect to see a UFO. In particular, it's highly unusual for UFOs to abduct leaves, as most UFO-related stories involve people being taken by the UFO entities: Rake_(tool), Alien_abduction, Leaf. choices A: 'Amazon drone delivery,' you said. 'It's so convenient,' you said. B: Oh great, we're stuck behind a four-and-a-half-billion-year-old. C: This looks like a good place to set up camp. D: A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better. E: The way I see it, I'm the miner, and you're the canary.