A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
It says Martha Stewart once lived here. You're cut out for this job. Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper. Tell them that the jury is still out. Isn't it true, Mr. Bear, that you were in bed with my client on the night in question?
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Testimony, Teddy_bear. choices A: It says Martha Stewart once lived here. B: You're cut out for this job. C: Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper. D: Tell them that the jury is still out. E: Isn't it true, Mr. Bear, that you were in bed with my client on the night in question?