A whale is beached on a small island. He has crushed a man and a tree beneath him.
The whale doesn't fit on the island.
Why did the whale get out of the water?
Thou shalt not machine wash. I keep forming inappropriate attachments. No one expects an immaculate conception until it happens to him. Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either. It might look like the Virgin Mary but I don't see how you can sell it on eBay.
scene: a small island description: A whale is beached on a small island. He has crushed a man and a tree beneath him. uncanny: The whale doesn't fit on the island. entities: Whale, Cetacean_stranding. choices A: Thou shalt not machine wash. B: I keep forming inappropriate attachments. C: No one expects an immaculate conception until it happens to him. D: Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either. E: It might look like the Virgin Mary but I don't see how you can sell it on eBay.