A knight is in a kitchen. A man wearing an apron is cooking on the stove and making a huge mess. He stares at the knight.
There is a medieval knight in a modern kitchen.
Why is a knight in the kitchen?
He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet. Frankly, your brochure is a bit misleading. Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook. My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... This is why I suggested a threesome.
scene: the ktichen description: A knight is in a kitchen. A man wearing an apron is cooking on the stove and making a huge mess. He stares at the knight. uncanny: There is a medieval knight in a modern kitchen. entities: Armour, Knight. choices A: He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet. B: Frankly, your brochure is a bit misleading. C: Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook. D: My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... E: This is why I suggested a threesome.