A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
Well, this is just great. The Joker is probably halfway to Brooklyn on the L by now. We demand blanket immunity. If I am lying then let God strike me dead! I’ve a feeling we’re also not in Nantucket. Like I would date a guy from Notre Dame.
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Teddy_bear, Judge, Lawyer. choices A: Well, this is just great. The Joker is probably halfway to Brooklyn on the L by now. B: We demand blanket immunity. C: If I am lying then let God strike me dead! D: I’ve a feeling we’re also not in Nantucket. E: Like I would date a guy from Notre Dame.