Two snakes are slithering through a field talking. One of the shakes either has a human buttocks, or has eaten a human, and only their buttocks is showing.
The human buttocks on the snake is weird because stakes don't have that anatomy.
Why does the snake look like it has a human buttocks?
Just once, I'd like it to be fish and chips. Oh, great. More office drama. Welcome to orientation. Now you'll probably want a chair. Where are the statues? I can't hold it in anymore.
scene: a field description: Two snakes are slithering through a field talking. One of the shakes either has a human buttocks, or has eaten a human, and only their buttocks is showing. uncanny: The human buttocks on the snake is weird because stakes don't have that anatomy. entities: Snake, Buttocks. choices A: Just once, I'd like it to be fish and chips. B: Oh, great. More office drama. C: Welcome to orientation. D: Now you'll probably want a chair. E: Where are the statues? I can't hold it in anymore.