There are two medieval guards in the throne room of a castle. One guard is standing next to the throne with spear in hand. The other guard has a hammock set up between two columns and he is lounging in it. The guard in the hammock is talking.
It is unusual for a king's guard to be lounging in a hammock while on duty.
Why is the guard in a hammock? What is the lounging guard saying?
Technically, I'm guarding two posts. After seven hundred billion for the Nobles, it was the least we could do. See? Now they ALL want scarves. Besides being a stick, what is your greatest weakness? Wake up, Harold! You're having another of your delusions of grandeur.
scene: a throne room description: There are two medieval guards in the throne room of a castle. One guard is standing next to the throne with spear in hand. The other guard has a hammock set up between two columns and he is lounging in it. The guard in the hammock is talking. uncanny: It is unusual for a king's guard to be lounging in a hammock while on duty. entities: Hammock, Bodyguard. choices A: Technically, I'm guarding two posts. B: After seven hundred billion for the Nobles, it was the least we could do. C: See? Now they ALL want scarves. D: Besides being a stick, what is your greatest weakness? E: Wake up, Harold! You're having another of your delusions of grandeur.