A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
It's big and blue. You can't miss it. Sharks are biting on gabardine today. Polyester should be O.K. No wonder this gym was so cheap. Your first rodeo? And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you?
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Teddy_bear, Judge, Lawyer. choices A: It's big and blue. You can't miss it. B: Sharks are biting on gabardine today. Polyester should be O.K. C: No wonder this gym was so cheap. D: Your first rodeo? E: And at what point did they threaten to beat the stuffing out of you?