Two men are in an elevator carrying tubas. A man stares at them.
There are two men with tubas in an elevator.
Why are the men carrying tubas?
We promise there will be no awkward silence. Or you could just move the damn coffee maker. It's like paradise for the first few days. But you wouldn't want to live here. I'm hourly. It was a very hostile takeover.
scene: elevator description: Two men are in an elevator carrying tubas. A man stares at them. uncanny: There are two men with tubas in an elevator. entities: Tuba, Muzak. choices A: We promise there will be no awkward silence. B: Or you could just move the damn coffee maker. C: It's like paradise for the first few days. But you wouldn't want to live here. D: I'm hourly. E: It was a very hostile takeover.