A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension.
Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court.
Why is the teddy bear on the witness stand?
I know I was having trouble finding it, but this is a little extreme. So much for the suggestion box being anonymous Relax, honey—everybody gets buyer's remorse The defense can't rest without this witness. What turns you off?
scene: a courtroom description: A teddy bear takes the witness stand as a lawyer questions it. A judge looks on with apprehension. uncanny: Teddy bears cannot talk so it would be pointless to talk to it in court. entities: Teddy_bear, Judge, Lawyer. choices A: I know I was having trouble finding it, but this is a little extreme. B: So much for the suggestion box being anonymous C: Relax, honey—everybody gets buyer's remorse D: The defense can't rest without this witness. E: What turns you off?