better investment stock market mailings sent complying proposed h r 3113 unsolicited commercial electronic mail act 2000 please see bottom message information removal instructions parents 15 year old find 71 000 cash hidden closet headline look familiar course likely seen story recently featured major nightly news program usa reported elsewhere world including neck woods new zealand mother cleaning putting laundry away came across large brown paper bag suspiciously buried beneath clothes skateboard back 15 year old sons closet nothing could prepared shock got opened bag found full cash five dollar bills twenties fifties hundreds neatly rubber banded labelled piles first thought robbed bank says 41 year old woman 71 000 dollars bag husband earns year woman immediately called husband car dealership worked tell discovered came home right away drove together boys school picked little suspect money came shocking actually finding closet turns boy sending via e mail type report e mail addresses obtained internet everyday school past 2 months right computer bedroom got e mail one day figured heck put name like instructions said started sending says clever 15 year old e mail letter listed 5 addresses contained instructions send one 5 dollar bill person list delete address top move others addresses finally add name top list letter goes state would receive several thousand dollars five dollar bills within 2 weeks sent letter name top 5 address list get junk e mail time really think going work boy continues within first days sending e mail post office box parents gotten video game magazine subscriptions began fill magazines envelopes containing 5 bills week later rode bike post office box 1 magazine 300 envelops stuffed also yellow slip said go post office counter thought trouble something laughs goes went counter whole box mail ride back home empty backpack could carry next weeks boy continued sending e mail money kept coming kept sorting stashing closet barely time homework also riding bike several banks area exchanging 5 bills twenties fifties hundreds want banks get suspicious kept riding different banks like five thousand time backpack would usually tell lady bank counter dad sent exchange money outside waiting one time lady gave really strange look told would able dad would come rode next bank street laughs surprisingly boy reason afraid reporting news team examined investigated called chain letter boy sending found chain letter fact completely legal according us postal lottery laws title 18 section 1302 1341 title 18 section 3005 us code also code federal regulations volume 16 sections 255 436 state product service must exchanged money received every five dollar bill received contained little note read please send report number xyx simple note made letter legal exchanging service report five dollar fee end media release would like understand system works get 71 000 please continue reading appears 15 year old sending net use follow simple instructions financially free like others within year say bull please read following letter hearing news lately due popularity letter internet national weekly news program recently devoted entire show investigation program described see really make people money show also investigated whether program legal findings proved absolutely laws prohibiting participation program people follow simple instructions bound make megabucks 25 pocket cost due recent increase popularity respect program attained currently working better ever note follow directons best results second time hired bulk email service addition following reports instructions order us successful many many emails must sent returns many extremely successful using following company send offers accept money reports send back people soon possible one say thanks profitable opportunity approached many times time passed glad finally joined see one could expect return minimal effort money required astonishment received total 610 470 00 21 weeks money still coming pam hedland fort lee new jersey another testimonial program around long time never believed one day received mail decided gamble 25 followed simple instructions walaa 3 weeks later money started come first month made 240 00 next 2 months made total 290 000 00 far past 8 months entering program made 710 000 00 playing key success program follow simple steps change anything testimonials later first print future reference order 5 reports shown list report send 5 cash name number report ordering e mail address person whose name appears list next report make sure return address envelope top left corner case mail problems place order make sure order 5 reports need 5 reports save computer within days receive vie e mail 5 reports 5 different individuals save computer accessible send 1 000 people order also make floppy reports keep desk case something happens computer important alter names people listed next report sequence list way instructed step 1 6 loose majority profits understand way works also see work change remember method tested alter work people tried put friends relatives names five thinking could get money work way believe us tried greedy nothing happened try change anything instructed work remember honesty reaps reward 1 ordered 5 reports take advertisement remove name address person report 5 person made cycle doubt counting fortune 2 move name address report 4 report 5 3 move name address report 3 report 4 4 move name address report 2 report 3 5 move name address report 1 report 2 6 insert name address report 1 position please make sure copy every name address accurately take entire letter modified list names save computer make changes save disk well case loose data assist marketing business internet 5 reports purchase provide invaluable marketing information includes send bulk e mails legally find thousands free classified ads much 2 primary methods get venture going method 1 sending bulk e mail legally let say decide start small see goes assume involved send 5 000 e mails let also assume mailing receive 0 2 response response could much better lets say 0 2 also many people send hundreds thousands e mails instead 5 000 continuing example send 5 000 e mails 0 2 response 10 orders report 1 10 people responded sending 5 000 e mail total 50 000 50 000 e mails 0 2 responded orders equals 100 people responded ordered report 2 100 people mail 5 000 e mails total 500 000 e mails 0 2 response 1000 orders report 3 1000 people send 5 000 e mails total 5 million e mails sent 0 2 response 10 000 orders report 4 10 000 people send 5 000 e mails total 50 000 000 50 million e mails 0 2 response 100 000 orders report 5 100 000 orders times 5 500 000 00 half million total income example 1 50 2 500 3 5 000 4 50 000 5 500 000 grand total 555 550 00 numbers lie get pencil paper figure worst possible responses matter calculate still make lot money remember friend assuming 10 people ordering 5 000 mailed dare think moment would happen everyone half even one 4 th people mailed 100 000 e mails 150 million people internet worldwide counting believe many people method 2 placing free ads internet advertising net inexpensive hundreds free places advertise placing lot free ads internet easily get larger response strongly suggest start method 1 add method 2 go along every 5 receive must e mail report ordered always provide day service orders guarantee e mail send name address prompt advertise receive report order report number name notes always send 5 cash u currency report checks accepted make sure cash concealed wrapping least 2 sheets paper aluminum foil one sheets paper write number name report ordering e mail address name postal address place order reports report 1 insider guide advertising free net order report 1 r r po box 18048 chicago il 60618 report 2 insider guide sending bulk e mail net order report 2 gm boland 353 jonestown rd suite 125 winston salem nc 27104 report 3 secret multilevel marketing net order report 3 r chernick po box 771661 c florida 33077 report 4 become millionaire utilizing mlm net order report 4 eiseman po box 451971 sunrise florida 33345 1971 report 5 send one million emails free order report 5 l samon po box 31 castletown isle man im 99 5 xp success guidelines follow guidelines guarantee success receive least 10 orders report 1 within 2 weeks continue sending e mails orders 2 3 weeks receive 100 orders report 2 continue advertising sending e mails received 100 orders report 2 relax system already working cash continue roll important remember every time name moved list placed front different report keep track progress watching report people ordering want generate income send another batch e mails start whole process limit income generate business following note originator program received information give financial freedom rest life risk little bit effort make money next weeks months ever imagined follow program exactly instructed change way works exceedingly well remember e mail copy exciting report put name address report 1 moved others 2 thru 5 instructed one people send may send 100 000 e mails name every one remember though send potential customers reach friend given ideas information materials opportunity become financially independent testimonials name mitchell wife jody live chicago accountant major u corporation make pretty good money received program grumbled jody receiving junk mail made fun whole thing spouting knowledge population percentages involved knew work jody totally ignored supposed intelligence days later jumped feet made merciless fun ready lay old told thing work well laugh within 3 weeks received 50 responses within next 45 days received total 147 200 00 cash shocked joined jody hobby mitchell wolf chicago illinois gambling type took several weeks make mind participate plan conservative decided initial investment little way get enough orders least get money back surprised found medium size post office box crammed orders made 319 210 00 first 12 weeks nice thing deal matter people live simply better investment faster return big dan sondstrom alberta canada received program deleted later wondered given try course idea contact get another copy wait e mailed someone else 11 months passed luckily came delete one made 490 000 first try money came within 22 weeks susan de suza new york n questions legality program contact office associate director marketing practices federal trade commission bureau consumer protection washington c email sent via saf e mail systems email address automatically inserted addresses eliminate undeliverables waste bandwidth cause internet congestion email webserver used sending mail one else receiving emails address may utilize removal link wish receive mailing http www webtransit net remove html