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"Every time I see or hear a commercial for Zima with this guy, I just want to zlam my fist into his mouth.",
"The speech recognizer thought I said nudist play, but I *said* new display.",
"His hands were quick, his fingers strong, it stung a little but not for long...",
"\\"Deion, you've just won the Super Bowl!  What are you doing next?\\"  \\"I'm BUYING Disneyland!\\"  -- Top 5",
"If your \\"solution\\" to the two-body problem is a long-distance relationship:  Brains, Trains, and Automobiles.",
"He that is of a merry hear hath a continual feast.  -- Proverbs 15:15",
"I feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late.", "Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.  -- Herodotus",
"A hat is wasted on a man with no head.  -- Mad About You",
