Bu6y cials-tabs, 1 day s1ale "Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.  -- Ken Hubbard", "Commit random acts of kindness and senseless beauty.",
"Young people are taking a new designer drug that causes a brief sense of euphoria, followed by a lapse into a coma.  Boys, if you want THAT feeling... just get married...",
"I never give them hell.  I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell.  -- Harry S Truman",
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music.  -- Orson Welles", "A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.  -- Ivern Ball",
"I think that each town should have a park, or rather a primitive forest, of five thousand acres, either in one body or several - where a stick should never be cut for fuel - nor for the navy, nor to make wagons, but stand and decay for higher uses - a common possession forever, for instruction and recreation.  -- Henry David Thoreau, Huckleberries",
"Prepare to die like a man, Baldrick... Or as close as you can come to a man without actually shaving the palms of your hands.  -- Blackadder",
"Love, n.:  A temporary insanity, curable by marriage.  -- Ambrose Bierce",
"Rohit: JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE!  Adam: Well, I, er, um... POOF!",
