elias sinderson eliascseucscedu call pacbellsbc every two three months recurring problem house get phone bill every month someone longer lives house phone line disconnected three years account balance drum roll please 000 sometimes people talk locate account system tell phone number doesnt exist people able locate account say disconnected way could get bill sent us account people locate account verify line disconnected three years amount owed 000 say somthing along lines huh im sure whats going hold please eventually similar conversations managers account representatives billing people managers managers managers ad naseum outcome every phone call theyll look fix problem might receive one two bills depending resolved wait month two send bills back marked address please fsck eventually call back go whole process lately explain phone jockeys know fault im mad day im give hell give opportunity yell boss seem happy least gives positive way vent aggressions lot cheaper seeing therapist perplexed elias bitbitchmagnesiumnet wrote get check pac bell today sbc theyre called turns went trouble printing signing sealing stamping check refund whole 033 mon 07 oct 2002 121939 0700 absurdities life