repair credilt in 30 dayshw "KleptoPyroHomoNecroNymphoBestiality, n.:  Anal sex with a stolen flaming road-kill",
"Only one thing counts in this life:  Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!  -- Glengarry Glen Ross",
"This screen intentionally left blank.", "Marriage is a three-ring circus.  Engagement ring.  Wedding ring.  Pleasuring.  -- Adam Rifkin",
"I would love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and floss my cat.",
"This is beyond B.O., it's B.B.O!  -- George, Seinfeld", "You're never alone with schizophrenia.",
"The Magazine Wired is seeking to trademark the @ sign; its application states that it \\"intends to use the mark by applying it to computer screens, on advertisements... and other manners customary in industry.\\"",
"Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect.  -- Leonardo da Vinci",
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.  -- Emo Phillips",

"Good fortune is yours when you stock tons of fortune cookies.", "...meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob comes off in the Lone Ranger's hand.",
"I'm sick of teams playing in uniforms with the wrong name on them.  Examples: New York and Toronto in the first game of the season Toronto had these jerseys with Huskies across the front. Bullets played the Fort Wayne Pistons last week. This stuff has got to stop.  -- John Dobbin",
"I know you think you understood what you thought you read, but I'm not sure that you understand that what you read is not what I meant.",
"Quotation, n.:  The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.  The words erroneously repeated.  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911",
"Virtue is its own punishment.  -- Aneurin Bevan", "Brontosauruses are very thin at one end, thick in the middle and thin again at the other end. -- Anne Elk",
"\\"Global variables are good\\" is part of the company song. It's the chorus.  (singing)  Global variables are good!  Gotos are not always bad!  -- Ari Rapkin's uvacs quotes",
"We'll look at him together, then we'll take him apart.  -- Indigo Girls",
"If you think that there is good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.",


