Get a wafrranty-and save-at the same time "I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.", "The Law of Frisbee:  The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach. (This force is technically termed CAR SUCK.)",
"The man in the mirror has sad eyes.  -- Marillion", "De nos jours,un belge exile n'en vaut-il pas deux?",
"Have you ever heard of a self-made failure?", "You have no business sense.  Only laziness sense.  -- Adam Rifkin",
"I am 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch.  Don't push it.", "Being in the Pacific northwest instantly makes a female lots more attractive.",
"A planet where apes evolved from men?  -- MST3K", "Sleeping on this couch is like spooning with Adam.  -- Joe Kiniry",

