Re: My brain hurts You're in luck because my mom sends these all the time and I never have anything else to do with them ...  An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.  His only son, who would have helped him, was in Prison. The old man  wrote a  letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.  Shortly, he received this reply, "For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up  that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"  At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen police showed up and dug up the old man's entire garden, without finding any guns.  Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.  His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could  do  at this time." but better than that, just settle into this, courtesy of daypop: http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/yeung/actioncomics/cover.html --  Gary Lawrence Murphy  TeleDynamics Communications Inc Business Innovations Through Open Source Systems: http://www.teledyn.com "Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers."(Pablo Picasso) http://xent.com/mailman/listinfo/fork