rgo hard the cheapa way "Common sense isn't...", "People want to know how much you care before they care how much you know.  -- James F. Hind",
"I learned long ago that in school you have to either work hard or rationalize well, and I do believe in going with one's strengths.  -- Berna Massingill",
"Accordion, n.:  A bagpipe with pleats.", "How did the inventor of cottage cheese know when he was done?",
"We do the best with what God gave us.  -- Forrest Gump", "Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.",
"Dan Quayle is the Rosetta Stone of American comedy.  -- Dennis Miller",
"Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.", "Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?  -- Calvin",

