pil2l to impr7ove sper9m flavour and vol6ume "I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.",
"I'm just sliding down the razor blade of life.  -- Tom Lehrer", "When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.",
"Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm.  Senior: Is proud of not _quite_ failing his Complex Analysis midterm.  Grad Student: Is content with mediocrity.",
"One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a simple declarative sentence without the word \\"shit\\" in it.",
"If the kids act up we'll just lick their little butts!  -- Thanh Boyer",
"Bugs are sons of glitches!", "Michael Jackson's Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):  Don't do it yet.",
"Sex is like air:  neither is a big deal until you aren't getting any.",
"I really feel sorry for Madonna's baby, having to grow up without a last name.",

