fw truer words ever spoken cute original message mark j harris mailto markharris hhadv com sent wednesday july 11 2001 9 14 pm markharris hhadv com subject truer words ever spoken man asked wife like birthday love six replied morning birthday got bright early went local theme park day put every ride park death slide screaming loop wall fear everything wow five hours later staggered theme park head reeling stomach upside right mcdonald went husband ordered big mac along extra fries refreshing chocolate shake movie latest star wars fabulous adventure finally wobbled home husband collapsed bed leaned lovingly asked well dear like six one eye opened idiot meant dress size moral story woman speaks man hear get wrong anyway