Ingredient specific calorie information from our recipes: 1  Calories In Up and Dirty Vodka Martini (one will get you buzzed on an empty stomach--Drinks For Dinner--have three). 2  260 calories, 2g fat, 5g carbs, 0g protein, 1g fiber. 3  Calories In Vodka Martini. 4  300 calories, 5g fat, 2g carbs, 0g protein, 1g fiber.