review_text: "This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.’And the doctor says, ‘Well, why don’t you turn him in?’ and the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs'."MOST OF US NEED THE EGGS!!
review_text_processed: "this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘doc, my brother’s crazy. he thinks he’s a chicken.’and the doctor says, ‘well, why don’t you turn him in?’ and the guy says, 'i would, but i need the eggs'."most of us need the eggs!!