Funny Fail Pick Up Lines Family Friend Jokes Jokes about Family and Friends Skip to content Home Contact Us Best Jokes ← Frog And The Pretty Girl Joke, Fortune Teller Joke Funny Bar Joke, Failed Pick Up Line → Funny Fail Pick Up Lines An older guy is at a bar and he sees a beautiful girl alone at the other end of the bar. Knowing she is too young for him but relying on his tried and true trusty pick up line he goes up to her and says, “Where have you been all my life?” “Well,” she says “For the first half of it I wasn’t even born.” VN:F [1.9.22_1171] Rate this Joke: please wait... Rating: 4.6/5 (5 votes cast) Funny Fail Pick Up Lines, 4.6 out of 5 based on 5 ratings Jokes About: fail Dating Jokes, Pick Up Line Jokes fail Permalink ← Frog And The Pretty Girl Joke, Fortune Teller Joke Funny Bar Joke, Failed Pick Up Line → Jokes Family Jokes (8) Aunt Jokes (1) Brother Jokes (1) Cousin Jokes (1) Grandchildren Jokes (1) Granddaughter Jokes (2) Grandmother Jokes (2) Grandson Jokes (1) Pregnancy Jokes (1) Uncle Jokes (1) Friendship Jokes (3) Friend Jokes (2) Goodbye Friend Jokes (1) Holidays and Occasions Jokes (1) Jokes (18) Funny Quotes (13) Top 10 Jokes (5) Jokes For Kids (74) Cannibal Jokes (4) Cheesy Jokes (9) Corny Jokes (20) Cross The Road Jokes (4) Knock Knock Jokes (15) Laffy Taffy Jokes (5) Silly Jokes (21) Jokes For Occasions (11) Birthday Jokes (3) Christmas Jokes (2) Engagement Jokes (1) Funeral Jokes (2) Valentine's Day Jokes (1) Wedding Jokes (2) Jokes For Parents (36) Baby Jokes (3) Children Jokes (16) Daughter Jokes (3) Father Jokes (4) Jokes About Kids (8) Mom Jokes (6) Parent Jokes (1) Son Jokes (6) Jokes For Seniors (10) Old People Jokes (10) Jokes For The Animal Lover (27) Animal Jokes (15) Cat Jokes (5) Dog Jokes (6) Pet Jokes (4) Jokes For The Criminal (7) Lawyer Jokes (4) Prison Jokes (4) Jokes For The Dating (14) Boyfriend Jokes (1) Breaking Up Jokes (2) Cheating Jokes (3) Dating Jokes (4) Falling in Love Jokes (2) I Love You Jokes (1) Pick Up Line Jokes (3) Jokes For The Doctor (25) Death Jokes (8) Doctor Jokes (5) Hospital Jokes (5) Mental Illness Jokes (2) Psychiatrist Jokes (7) Jokes For The Drinker (1) Drunk Jokes (1) Jokes For The Married (55) Anniversary Jokes (1) Daughter-In-Law Jokes (1) Divorce Jokes (3) Father-In-Law Jokes (2) Husband Jokes (11) Marriage Jokes (21) Mother-In-Law Jokes (10) Son-In-Law Jokes (4) Wife Jokes (12) Jokes For The Racist (4) Blonde Jokes (2) Redneck Jokes (2) Jokes For The Religious (20) Atheist Jokes (1) Bible Jokes (7) Church Jokes (1) God Jokes (6) Jewish Jokes (4) Prayer Jokes (2) Priest Jokes (3) Rabbi and Priest Jokes (1) Rabbi Jokes (2) Jokes For The Student (6) Teacher Jokes (5) University Jokes (2) Jokes For The Teen (16) Funny Lines (2) Insults (5) Short Jokes (1) Teenager Jokes (8) Jokes For Those Working (20) Boss Jokes (2) Money Jokes (13) Retirement Jokes (1) Work Jokes (7) Life Jokes (6) Music Jokes (1) Sports (5) Nature Jokes (3) Snow Jokes (1) Weather Jokes (2) People Jokes (7) Men Jokes (4) Women Jokes (3) Religious Jokes (1) Search Jokes Search for: Subscribe to Jokes via Email Enter your email address to receive notifications of new jokes by email. Join 44 other subscribers Email Address Rating Mother to Daughter Advice (8 votes) Marriage Funny Quote (3 votes) Doctor Sleep Joke (3 votes) Talking Parrot And Magician Joke (14 votes) Deathbed Joke (9 votes) Your Father's Side Of The Family Joke (24 votes) Mom and Child Bath Joke (12 votes) Children Want Your Money Joke (3 votes) Funny Fail Pick Up Lines (5 votes) Funny Things Tourists Do (4 votes) © 2015 - Family Friend Jokes