Give Me A Book Deal: Step 15: Assume Success skip to main | skip to sidebar Give Me A Book Deal Any idiot can get a book deal these days, including me Monday, January 12, 2009 Step 15: Assume Success At this point, it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna get a book deal in like 10 minutes. The time has come to start designing said book. Let's do this. First off, the title will be Give Me A Book Deal, The Book About The Blog About My Efforts To Get A Book Deal Based on That Blog. Duh. The other brilliant thing I came up with is that it'll be two books in one. How?!?!?? You'll be able to read it reverse-chronologically, like the blog, or you can flip it over and read it backwards, i.e. chronologically, so it's more book-like. Like the pages are printed on both sides. I know. That's some sexy value right there. Publishers, the longer you wait, the higher the price goes. I'm just saying. Posted by Clancy Merkin on Monday, January 12, 2009 Labels: BMX, book, books, deal, down, flaming, hoop, injury, naked, nakedity, nakedness, ramp, two, upside, upside-down 1 comment: Antonio Scarpacci January 12, 2009 at 5:28 PM I like that idea. I think I may include it in my book: How To Get A Book Deal For Dummies. Oh, did I forget to mention I got a book deal based on my comments on your blog? Ironic. ReplyDelete Replies Reply Add comment Load more... Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Spam Your Friends About This Site Archive ▼ 2009 (136) ► September (7) ► August (19) ► July (9) ► June (21) ► May (17) ► April (19) ► March (11) ► February (6) ▼ January (27) Step 25: Help The Confused Step 24: Get A Head Start On Follow-Up Books Step 23: Briefly Consider Adding Premium Content Step 22: Attempt To Recover From Meeting With A Bo... Step 21: Casually Set Up A Meeting With A Book Pub... Step 20: Respond To Allegations That I Look Develo... Step 19: Advertise! Step 18: Update The People On Step 14 Step 17: Shove The Darkness Away! Step 17: Respond To Antonio Scarpacci's Tear-Induc... Step 16: Panic, Plunge Into Crippling Despair and ... Step 15: Assume Success Step 14: Bullshit? (UPDATED) Step 13: Brainstorm With No One Step 12: Eureka!/Failure! Step 11: Borrow Interest (UPDATED) Step Ten UPDATE: Porn Y/N (N) Step Ten: Porn Y/N Step Nine: Unleash The Thunder Step Eight: Success. Step Seven: Family First Step Six: Procrastinate By Writing A Post Whose On... Step Five: Operation Unstoppable Virus Step Four: Make This Blog Even Vaguely Interesting... Step Three: Court The Blogosphere Step Two: Gain An Audience Step One: Create Blog About Me: Clancy Merkin Send offers to givemeabookdeal at the gmail View my complete profile Followers RSS Me A Book Deal Posts Atom Posts Comments Atom Comments Don't Steal Any Of These Incredible Ideas - (c) 2009 Thanks.