Welcome to the Hoolinet - The Official Humor Archive of Mark Hoolihan Search Saturday, September 24, 2022 ..:: Home ::.. Login Site Navigation Home Recipes History Pop Culture Miscellaneous Current Events Old News Old News 2008-2012 Iraq and the Misuse of the War on Terror George W. Bush Our Republican Friends St. John's University Life Osama bin Laden Letters from Abroad 1999 Letters from Abroad 2001 A Short History of the Birgindian People Mark Hoolihan's Official Biography The Rabbi Narrishkeit Stories Strap-On Vets Welcome to the Hoolinet Welcome to the Hoolinet, the official archive for the recipes and humor vignettes of Mark Hoolihan. For the recipes click the link to the right. or use the menu on your left. Here you will find all original recipes for Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian and many other cuisines, as well as classic comfort foods. By exploring the menu to the left you'll find the best parody and satire ever put on this webpage. Definitely worth every penny you're spending. Inside you'll find humor on almost any topic known and a few I just made up. All Mark Hoolihan originals. Who? I'm an historian who specializes in East European and Jewish History. I'm originally from St. Cloud, MN. I've lived mostly in Michigan, but also spent time in Eastern Europe, particularly the Czech Republic and Bulgaria, which I described in Letters From Abroad on this website. I currently live in Michigan with my wife, daughter and hyperactive dog. On the side I write parody and other forms of humor. Why? Because I can. How? Just click on the links to the left. First read the Disclaimer. Very Important Disclaimer By opening this webpage I affirm that I am at least 18 months of age. Furthermore I affirm that this webpage is the funniest thing ever created. If I were in any way to complain about it to anyone I would be nothing but a big weenie with way too much time on his/her hands who should promptly attempt to improve my pathetic life in more constructive ways than criticizing people who are actually doing something with theirs. Reminder: It is never my intention to offend anyone. If you have any nice comments please send them to me at hooly131@hoolinet.com. And if you have any negative comments please keep them to yourself. Remember, I didn't send this webpage to you, you came here. So there's no need to be rude now is there. Go Directly to Recipes Recipes The #1 site using this URL! The Hoolinet started out as a small project on a VIC-20 hooked up to a nine volt battery in my parents' basement, sending jokes out over telegraph wires,but has morphed into a humor powerhouse with global reach. If it's not funny you're too young! Most Popular Captain Kirk's Blog IX Chamberlain's Blog Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Emperor Palpatine's Blog II FDR's Blog God's Blog VI Hitler's Blog XVI Hitler's Blog XVII Jesus: The College Years Kaiser Wilhelm's Blog Leave It To Beaver Nero's Blog Nixon's Blog Thanos' Blog Copyright © 1999-2016 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd. Terms Of Use Privacy Statement