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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 6.20 KB (F) Cyrus Eridan says, "Don't come to the shuttle" (F) Cyrus Eridan says, "You're alright" (F) Raised-By-Lizards says, "Hah" (F) Raised-By-Lizards says, "Sure buddy" <Later> (F) [Common] Cyrus Eridan says, "My name is not important. What I am going to do is important. I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here." *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Cyrus Eridan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Cyrus Eridan has died at Emergency Shuttle. Cyrus Eridan's left arm has been violently dismembered! Cyrus Eridan's right arm has been violently dismembered! Kameron Losey seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Kameron Losey has died at Emergency Shuttle. Kameron Losey's left arm has been violently dismembered! Tom Daniels has been hit by the left arm. (F) Gristle McThornbody has died at Emergency Shuttle. Cyrus Eridan crashes into Lucas Edwards, knocking them both over! (F) Claudia Johnson has died at Emergency Shuttle. Nes Shio seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Nes Shio has died at Emergency Shuttle. Nes Shio's left leg has been violently dismembered! (F) Tom Daniels has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Old Man Henderson has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Jul-Neeus has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Roxanne Hosseini has died at Emergency Shuttle. Lucas Edwards seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Lucas Edwards has died at Emergency Shuttle. Lucas Edwards's right arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Outta Mime has died at Emergency Shuttle. Outta Mime's right arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's left leg has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's left arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's right leg has been violently dismembered! Lucas Edwards's left arm has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the metal. Brady Dimeling has been hit by the metal. The flash burns out! Staton Panic seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Staton Panic has died at Emergency Shuttle. Brady Dimeling seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Brady Dimeling has died at Emergency Shuttle. Brady Dimeling's right arm has been violently dismembered! Brady Dimeling's left leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the metal. Brady Dimeling's right leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Randall Carp has died at Emergency Shuttle. Randall Carp's right leg has been violently dismembered! (F) Logan Schaeffer has died at Emergency Shuttle. The fight pit bear has been hit by the plasteel. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stares ferociously at Zerbeboz Wewo. (F) Tancred Of Galilee has died at Emergency Shuttle. The flash burns out! Zerbeboz Wewo's left arm has been violently dismembered! Zerbeboz Wewo seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Zerbeboz Wewo has died at Emergency Shuttle. Zerbeboz Wewo's right leg has been violently dismembered! The fight pit bear has been hit by the plasteel. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stops moving... The fight pit bear has been hit by the fork. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stops moving... Zune Hincken has been hit by the metal. Zune Hincken seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Zune Hincken has died at Emergency Shuttle. Zune Hincken's left leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp's right arm has been violently dismembered! Zerbeboz Wewo's left leg has been violently dismembered! Zune Hincken's right arm has been violently dismembered! The fight pit bear has been hit by the fork. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal rod. The fight pit bear stops moving... (F) Asher Reichard has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) DEAD: Nes Shio says, "JESUS" the shard embeds itself in Siserith Vassada's right arm! Siserith Vassada has been hit by the shard. Siserith Vassada has been hit by the metal rod. the shard embeds itself in Siserith Vassada's chest! Siserith Vassada has been hit by the shard. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. the metal rod embeds itself in Dusty Kelly's right arm! Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. (F) DEAD: Lucas Edwards says, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (F) DEAD: Jul-Neeus says, "ohh" HoPcurity blows apart! (F) DEAD: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves says, "Rip" (F) DEAD: Zerbeboz Wewo buzzes, "It's not like things can get wrose" Lucas Edwards's left leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's right leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's left leg has been violently dismembered! Brady Dimeling's left arm has been violently dismembered! (F) DEAD: Outta Mime says, "Beautiful" Unknown's left leg has been violently dismembered! Zune Hincken's right leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's right arm has been violently dismembered! the metal rod embeds itself in Dusty Kelly's chest! Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. (F) DEAD: Brady Dimeling says, "Oh." (F) DEAD: Nes Shio says, "OH FUCK" (F) DEAD: Asher Reichard says, ";LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal. Dusty Kelly seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Dusty Kelly has died at Emergency Shuttle. Siserith Vassada seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless.

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(F) Cyrus Eridan says, "Don't come to the shuttle" (F) Cyrus Eridan says, "You're alright" (F) Raised-By-Lizards says, "Hah" (F) Raised-By-Lizards says, "Sure buddy" <Later> (F) [Common] Cyrus Eridan says, "My name is not important. What I am going to do is important. I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here." *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Cyrus Eridan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Cyrus Eridan has died at Emergency Shuttle. Cyrus Eridan's left arm has been violently dismembered! Cyrus Eridan's right arm has been violently dismembered! Kameron Losey seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Kameron Losey has died at Emergency Shuttle. Kameron Losey's left arm has been violently dismembered! Tom Daniels has been hit by the left arm. (F) Gristle McThornbody has died at Emergency Shuttle. Cyrus Eridan crashes into Lucas Edwards, knocking them both over! (F) Claudia Johnson has died at Emergency Shuttle. Nes Shio seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Nes Shio has died at Emergency Shuttle. Nes Shio's left leg has been violently dismembered! (F) Tom Daniels has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Old Man Henderson has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Jul-Neeus has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) Roxanne Hosseini has died at Emergency Shuttle. Lucas Edwards seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Lucas Edwards has died at Emergency Shuttle. Lucas Edwards's right arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Outta Mime has died at Emergency Shuttle. Outta Mime's right arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's left leg has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's left arm has been violently dismembered! Outta Mime's right leg has been violently dismembered! Lucas Edwards's left arm has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the metal. Brady Dimeling has been hit by the metal. The flash burns out! Staton Panic seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Staton Panic has died at Emergency Shuttle. Brady Dimeling seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Brady Dimeling has died at Emergency Shuttle. Brady Dimeling's right arm has been violently dismembered! Brady Dimeling's left leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp has been hit by the toolbelt. Randall Carp has been hit by the metal. Brady Dimeling's right leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Randall Carp has died at Emergency Shuttle. Randall Carp's right leg has been violently dismembered! (F) Logan Schaeffer has died at Emergency Shuttle. The fight pit bear has been hit by the plasteel. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stares ferociously at Zerbeboz Wewo. (F) Tancred Of Galilee has died at Emergency Shuttle. The flash burns out! Zerbeboz Wewo's left arm has been violently dismembered! Zerbeboz Wewo seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Zerbeboz Wewo has died at Emergency Shuttle. Zerbeboz Wewo's right leg has been violently dismembered! The fight pit bear has been hit by the plasteel. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stops moving... The fight pit bear has been hit by the fork. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear stops moving... Zune Hincken has been hit by the metal. Zune Hincken seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Zune Hincken has died at Emergency Shuttle. Zune Hincken's left leg has been violently dismembered! Randall Carp's right arm has been violently dismembered! Zerbeboz Wewo's left leg has been violently dismembered! Zune Hincken's right arm has been violently dismembered! The fight pit bear has been hit by the fork. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal. The fight pit bear has been hit by the metal rod. The fight pit bear stops moving... (F) Asher Reichard has died at Emergency Shuttle. (F) DEAD: Nes Shio says, "JESUS" the shard embeds itself in Siserith Vassada's right arm! Siserith Vassada has been hit by the shard. Siserith Vassada has been hit by the metal rod. the shard embeds itself in Siserith Vassada's chest! Siserith Vassada has been hit by the shard. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal. Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. the metal rod embeds itself in Dusty Kelly's right arm! Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. (F) DEAD: Lucas Edwards says, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (F) DEAD: Jul-Neeus says, "ohh" HoPcurity blows apart! (F) DEAD: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves says, "Rip" (F) DEAD: Zerbeboz Wewo buzzes, "It's not like things can get wrose" Lucas Edwards's left leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's right leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's left leg has been violently dismembered! Brady Dimeling's left arm has been violently dismembered! (F) DEAD: Outta Mime says, "Beautiful" Unknown's left leg has been violently dismembered! Zune Hincken's right leg has been violently dismembered! Unknown's right arm has been violently dismembered! the metal rod embeds itself in Dusty Kelly's chest! Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal rod. (F) DEAD: Brady Dimeling says, "Oh." (F) DEAD: Nes Shio says, "OH FUCK" (F) DEAD: Asher Reichard says, ";LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" Dusty Kelly has been hit by the metal. Dusty Kelly seizes up and falls limp, their eyes dead and lifeless... (F) Dusty Kelly has died at Emergency Shuttle. Siserith Vassada seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless.