











Fights about money between couples can often turn pretty nasty, especially if one of them is mentally unstable. But judging from Danielle's Facebook page , the Detroit area makeup artists simply appears to be a quirky gal who really loves animals...even if this picture implies a bit of latent crazy within her.









Where is your god now?









That crazy came to the fore, however, when the late night fight between her and Anthony turned physical. When he tried to walk away from the altercation and into the bedroom, Danielle proceeded to repeatedly punch him in the face/head





After that failed to get his attention, however, she kicked things up a notch by jumping on on his back and biting off a portion of Anthony's left ear . Anthony, as you might expect, decided at that point to call the police.





Officers arrived on the scene and found the rest of Anthony's ear, which paramedics were able reattach. Meanwhile, Danielle tried to claim that she was actually attacked first and simply defending herself. Her boyfriend's gnarly injuries, however, told an entirely different story.









...or demonstrating an early Lobot prototype









Danielle Neblung was arrested and charged with aggravated assault. Her bond was set at $10,000 and she is due back in court on Monday, March 17





And even though Anthony Carusso's ear was reattached, it is still unknown if surgery will help make that a permanent condition. He is planning to ask prosecutors to lay the hammer down on Danielle, because no one likes getting Tysoned in the middle of the night.













...even if your girlfriend looks good

enough to pull off a decent mugshot.













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