My Kids Stole My Brain: Williams-Sonoma "Tit Juicer" - SAY WHAT?! Friday, September 2, 2011 Williams-Sonoma "Tit Juicer" - SAY WHAT?! Now that I have kids, I've found the ONLY way I have time to "read" a book is to listen to it in the car between errands, school drop-offs, etc. Otherwise I just know if I read a book the old-fashioned way I would either get constantly interrupted or fall sound asleep after a few paragraphs.... So recently I downloaded Tina Fey's book "Bossypants"...I've always been a Fey Fan - I LOVE SNL, but especially so after her stint as "Sarah Palin" during the most recent presidential campaign. She was so dead-on with her impersonation! Click on the link below if you don't know what I'm talking about :) http://www.hulu.com/watch/34465/saturday-night-live-palin--hillary-open Anyways, I'm sure you're asking yourself what this has to do with a "TIT JUICER"? Well...it's not often I hear anything that makes me seriously laugh out loud, like the kind of laugh where coffee shoots out your nostrils, that is, until this morning. I finally had some alone time in the car, so I turned on "Bossypants" and that's when I heard it. Tina Fey was describing her breastfeeding experience. Because breastfeeding always seems to be such a hot button topic, I'm always very interested to see what others have to say about it. And if you know me, you know I'm a tad sarcastic, so I especially appreciate Tina's humor when it comes to this. Her description is PRICELESS! I was laughing the whole way through, but when she jokingly referred to a breast pump as a Williams-Sonoma "TIT JUICER" I lost it! Out came the coffee, through my nostrils, right onto my shirt, lap and I believe a few drops reached my steering wheel. Gotta say, not the best way to experience a cup of Joe, but the enjoyment I experienced in that moment was well worth it! BTW, I'm all about breastfeeding if it works for you, but sometimes (many times) it doesn't and that's OKAY! Your baby will be just as healthy and smart as your friend's baby. That's just my humble opinion and that comes from a mom who put A LOT of unnecessary pressure on myself to breastfeed my own children. And trust me, they are both KOO KOO BIRDS :) MY KOO KOO BIRDS (btw, they strapped themselves in and the car seats were in the GARAGE!) Posted by Debbie B. at 1:59 PM Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest Labels: bossypants, breastfeeding, juicer, koo koo, tina fey, tit, williams-sonoma No comments: Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) About Me Debbie B. Happily Married Mom with 2 AMAZING KIDS! 5th Generation Florida Native (part of the McMullen family). THINGS I LOVE: KB, watching my kids pursue their passions: football, baseball and cheer! I also love GATOR FOOTBALL, cooking & anything on the FOOD NETWORK, traveling, writing, listening to podcasts, giving compliments and positive thinking...and of course all of my AMAZING FRIENDS. BK (Before Kids) I was a successful TV Journalist, worked for FOX News, CBS & SNN. I LOVED NEWS, still do, but believe it or not, it's a lot less stressful being a mom :) I was also a bartender in college...GO GATORS! Fun Facts about my time in G'ville: I was the very first bartender at THE SWAMP and one of the first two bartenders at TGI Fridays. I also worked at Bennigans, CJs, Albertsons and Student FInancial Aid all while pursuing my degree in Broadcast News! View my complete profile Like FREE STUFF? Sign up now & I'll send you "THE ULTIMATE MOM DAILY PLANNER" right now! Email Address First Name Blogs I Follow... 4boysmommy 10 Gross and Funny Fact Filled Books for Boys - I get it. Trust me, I know the pain of having a son who doesn’t get a real kick out of reading. But here’s the thing- that’s just because he hasn’t fo... Mike Blue Media Have You Met Forky, ‘Toy Story 4’ Newest Toy - 1225 Sycamore Street – As we all get ready for the fourth, and what seems to be the last instalment of the Toy Story movies, there is one creator who is ... Follow me on Twitter Tweets by @debbiebechtel Blog Archive ► 2019 (10) ► December (1) ► September (1) ► August (1) ► July (1) ► June (3) ► April (1) ► March (2) ► 2018 (25) ► December (2) ► November (3) ► October (5) ► September (11) ► August (4) ► 2014 (1) ► June (1) ► 2013 (9) ► December (1) ► July (3) ► June (1) ► May (1) ► April (1) ► March (2) ► 2012 (9) ► September (1) ► August (2) ► March (2) ► February (1) ► January (3) ▼ 2011 (39) ► December (2) ► November (3) ► October (2) ▼ September (4) The Slinky - I had NO IDEA - did you? New definition of "SKINNY"... LADY GAGA WAS RIGHT! Williams-Sonoma "Tit Juicer" - SAY WHAT?! ► August (10) ► July (10) ► June (5) ► May (3) Total Pageviews Amazon Associate Disclaimer As an Amazon associate I may earn a small commission from qualifying purchases Watermark theme. Powered by Blogger.