Re: I nearly drowned today - AND PROVED EVOLUTION FALSE! - 05-20-2011, 11:02 PM 05-20-2011, 11:02 PM I would have prayed to GOD to take me into heaven right then and there!



Just think, you could be sitting on Jesus' lap right now eating some delicious Heavenly ice cream. He'd be stroking your hair and you'd both be chuckling and snuggling and eating ice cream and happy and the temperature would be just right you'd be all cozy with a full belly and just feeling perfect, not an ache or an itch anywhere, everything is just right.



And just when you think things couldn't get any better, Jesus would point down, and you'd realize if you wanted to you could focus your eyes and you could see Hell and all of the sinners burning in the lake of fire. You follow Jesus' finger and realize he's pointing to the girl who broke your heart in seventh grade, and she's burning in Hell and screaming and she can see you too and she holds out her twisted, melting hands and begs you for just a drop of water wailing that she'll do anything for just a drop of water and you watch her for a moment and then you look at Jesus and He looks at you and both of you burst out laughing.



I can't wait!

The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

