“oh hey dad, meet my boyfriend the mass murdering angel with a taste of pb and j’s, oh an here are all of my only remaining living friends the king of hell, an evil thousand year old witch, god, a werewolf hunter, and gods sister (but her and I kind of have a thing so don’t tell the murdering angel). too bad you missed the lesbian computer nerd she died when frankenstein killed her lol another day on the job, right dad? oh and if you want to take a trip to purgatory you can meet my best friend benny he’s really cool i promise hes one of the nice vampires ahaha why are you looking at me like that sam’s the one that slept with a demon for a year.”