Matt Mikalatos: Well Played, United Airlines, Well Played Thursday, January 15, 2009 Well Played, United Airlines, Well Played Up until today, I have been dominating in my Red Carpet game that I play against United Airlines. It's the game in which I attempt to put at least one foot on the first class' red carpet when I check in. Well, today I got upgraded to First Class. I walked up to the attendant and handed her my ticket and she said, "I'm not boarding you yet, sir." I thought maybe I had misheard her earlier and she was only boarding global service members. So I walked back and waited. But then she started boarding the main cabin. I walked down the red carpet and she said "SIR, YOU NEED TO WALK DOWN THE OTHER LANE." "But I'm flying first class," I said. "My apologies," she said. But I knew the truth. She was punishing me for touching the red carpet when I wasn't allowed to by tarnishing my red carpet experience when it was my right. Touche, United Airlines. Well done. Posted by Matt Mikalatos at 8:58 PM Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest No comments: Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) About Novels Non-Fiction Short Stories and Articles Speaking Engagements The Fascinating Podcast The Crescent Stone (Sunlit Lands Book 1) The Heartwood Crown (Sunlit Lands Book 2) The Story King (Sunlit Lands Book 3) Journey to Love Sky Lantern BUY THE BOOK! Select one Indie Bound Books A Million Amazon Barnes and Noble Christian Books Capeville: The Death of the Black Vulture The Sword of Six Worlds Blog Archive ► 2015 (1) ► August (1) ► 2014 (17) ► June (1) ► March (1) ► February (11) ► January (4) ► 2013 (188) ► December (12) ► November (9) ► October (16) ► September (14) ► August (7) ► July (15) ► June (8) ► May (15) ► April (24) ► March (24) ► February (27) ► January (17) ► 2012 (316) ► December (25) ► November (28) ► October (32) ► September (28) ► August (26) ► July (17) ► June (13) ► May (24) ► April (39) ► March (29) ► February (33) ► January (22) ► 2011 (259) ► December (13) ► November (19) ► October (30) ► September (28) ► August (21) ► July (35) ► June (13) ► May (15) ► April (26) ► March (14) ► February (20) ► January (25) ► 2010 (172) ► December (9) ► November (21) ► October (11) ► September (17) ► August (8) ► July (8) ► June (9) ► May (13) ► April (13) ► March (20) ► February (23) ► January (20) ▼ 2009 (303) ► December (8) ► November (16) ► October (22) ► September (19) ► August (19) ► July (24) ► June (25) ► May (30) ► April (31) ► March (53) ► February (28) ▼ January (28) Sign on the way to Sisters News From My Neighborhood WORDSspaceWORDSspaceWORDS Punless Dent May And His Magnificent Ukulele Alas, Poor New Mexico On the way to the video store Lord Save Us From Your Followers New Baby Mikalatos On the Way Inauguration Day LIVE Did She Break Up With U? Recycled Humor The Bible As Fiction (?) New Song from the Autumn Film Listen to the new Fiction Family album for FREE Eavesdropping with Matt (Episode Thirty-Six: In Fi... Well Played, United Airlines, Well Played Classy When She's Near -- Fiction Family Summer project training Whopper Sacrifice I have a new text message Minneapolis: How It Went at TCX 08 An Open Letter to the Parking Enforcement Guy at t... Church History Puns ALL AMERICAN Ecclesiastes 10:1 Disarming Questions ► 2008 (455) ► December (42) ► November (52) ► October (45) ► September (43) ► August (44) ► July (30) ► June (42) ► May (27) ► April (37) ► March (36) ► February (25) ► January (32) ► 2007 (276) ► December (22) ► November (25) ► October (25) ► September (17) ► August (29) ► July (15) ► June (32) ► May (25) ► April (22) ► March (24) ► February (15) ► January (25) ► 2006 (434) ► December (32) ► November (29) ► October (38) ► September (29) ► August (35) ► July (33) ► June (36) ► May (45) ► April (40) ► March (58) ► February (33) ► January (26) ► 2005 (90) ► December (49) ► November (39) ► September (1) ► May (1) ► 1974 (1) ► July (1) Copyright Matt Mikalatos. Watermark theme. Powered by Blogger.