I pick this up at the hair dresser 's to read while I be wait for the perm to do whatever it be that the perm do ... the cover say that there be some article inside on `` how to drive he wild in bed '' and `` 6 way to lose 10 Pounds today !! -lrb- and still go out tonight -rrb- '' . whatever . well , I never do find any of those article , or any other write on any topic , other than eyeliner , or tampon ad , or ` Buffy , the Vampire Slayer ' or a ZILLION other advertisement . and this be a HUGE magazine , what 500 page or something . I finally give up and read the National Enquirer , which at least have article and do tell I how to drive my dog wild outside tonight !!!  at least it keep the Postal Service in business .