ok . for those of you who continue to believe that New York be the center of the United States , Hell , the world , who forget the map CNN keep flash with the two different color after the election that MIGHT infer there be several school of think about the polycentric view of the US , for those of you who can take a little criticism from the midwest , the dark state , middle earth , the Elba of the 21st century , you be not . there be a whole world out here . people have job . yes , it be true . we work , send we kid to school , even go to church on Sundays . and on other day too . we vote . oh , yeah , you already know that . so have a interview with a actor who go on about how he meditate , be a vegan and think about tree and bird when he have a particularly stressful scene with ashley or uma or Diane , you know , it just do not carry a lot of weight with the serf . but ... it be a great magazine . Andy live . Photography be tight and realistic . the ad be sexy and provocative . the sidebar interesting and insightful . it be wordly . it cover music as well as r . it be -lrb- do not get all rile up now -rrb- a fun magazine to read . however , the interview which we be lead to believe be the heart and soul of the magazine , seem to be along the line of ` damn , it be so good to be I and I guess you be ok too . ' or , ' I see you be wear a $ 15,000 Versace with a plunge neckline and ... you have select old , black , Converse All Stars to wear with it ! how Noveau ! how tasteful ! ' come on . where be the bite ? where be the interview with Alex Rodriguez that say ` how come you go to therapy ... it be only New York ? ' or with Marv Alpert ` hey what be on you fashion agenda now ? ' Chris Berman from ESPN say he be on Maui a couple of year back and he be walk with he kid one dawn and he run into Steven Stills with he kid . now that be a conversation I would have like to hear , not one that end up with I think the two party to the conversation -lrb- it sure be not a interview - see Columbia University 's interview 101 in they school of journalism -rrb- be off to pick out furniture . it be New York . show you tooth . Flex . 5 star . Larry Scantlebury