Jason comes in his room and sees all the people who are lying on the floor, full of blood. Someone comes and put him on the ground.
The man : I can smell that hot blood just under your skin, and, cowboy, you smell awesome.
Jason : f*ck you.
The man : That can be arranged. But I'm gonna kill you first.
It was a joke. Jason has believed it was a vampire.
Luke : Teacher's pet was scared.
People : You got him.
Jason : I was scared. Vampires are scary.
Luke : How's that lip?
Jason : It's okay. How's your nose? Jason hits Luke. Vampires are not a joke! There's a war going on.
And you're either on the dark side or you're on the side of the light. And there ain't no in-between.
Luke : I think you broke my nose.
Bill and Jessica are in the living room. Bill and Sookie arrive.
Hoyt : I'm so sorry, okay, Bill? I know how this must look.
Bill : Get out of my house.
Sookie : Bill, do not hurt him.
Hoyt : I swear, I wouldn't let it go any further.
Bill : I said, get out of my house.
Jessica : It's my house too.
Bill : Jessica, upstairs.
Sookie : Okay, let's all just try to calm down.
Hoyt : Good idea.
Bill : Are you gonna leave, or am I gonna have to throw you out through a window that is closed?
Sookie : Bill, that is just rude.
Bill : Sookie, I've got this.
Hoyt : I'm going. I'm going. I wasn't gonna do nothing.
Bill : It's not her that I'm protecting
Hoyt : I don't believe him for a minute.
Bill : We established there was to be no hunting in this house.
Jessica : Look, I know you feel like sh1t because you had to make me, and you should feel like sh1t.
But guess what. I'd never even kissed a boy before that. Meeting Hoyt's the only good thing that's happened to me since my whole new life started. Now, I'm not ready for anything to happen too fast. I'd have been happy just to go on kissing him all night long. Now, is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on?
Sookie : I think I'm going to like her.
Bill : Do not make the mistake of thinking you two can be girlfriends. She is...
Sookie : Yeah, I get it. She's a vampire. Believe me I learned my lesson about that. But, Bill, I think we should take her with us to Dallas. I think it would be good for you, because I think, deep down, you don't like vampires even though you are one.
Bill : So?
Sookie : Hating yourself is a bad thing.
Bill : I am a vampire. I am supposed to be tormented.
Sookie : You're not just a vampire. Jessica doesn't have to be either. You can teach her how to walk that line between vampire and human.
Bill : Yes, because I have mastered that.
Sookie : Okay, so you can teach each other.
Bill : It's so different for her. When I was made, one had no choice but to live completely outside the human world as an outlaw. A hunter. Humans were prey and nothing else. I envy her. I'll need to call the airline to arrange for two travel coffins instead of just one.
Sookie : Isn't it exciting? Our first trip together. Oh, come on, Bill. I was almost killed last night. Again. At least give me this.
Daphne and Sam are in the see.
Daphne : Do you do this a lot?
Sam : Swim?
Daphne : night.
Sam : Actually, I do.
Daphne : I love when it's dark. You have to focus\Non all your other senses. It's amazing what we can feel when you take away the "looking at things" part. You know?
Sam : I think it's also because there's no people here. Ain't no boats, no car stereos blasting crap music, nobody saying stupid things way too loud because they're drunk.
Daphne : Just the world. Like it was when it was brand-spanking-new.
Sam : It is kind of paradise, Bon Temps.
Daphne : This little old hick town?
Sam : Why not?
Daphne : There's not a whole hell of a lot to do, for one thing.
Sam : So there's less to distract you from just being where you are when you're there.
Daphne : What about the aggressively ignorant people that live here?
Sam : Who are very loyal clientele. Once they decide they like a place, they stop looking for anywhere else to go. And they like to drink.
Daphne : What are you, president of the JCs?
Sam : I'm just a guy who likes where he lives.
Daphne : Home sweet home, huh?
Sam : I thought it was. I don't know I might be heading off soon.
Daphne : Where to?
Sam : Someplace probably a lot like this.
Daphne : You ain't never lived in the city?
Sam : Cities bring out the worst in people. They loose touch with nature.
Daphne : It's where they come from do that here too.
Sam : Not in the same way.
Daphne : My fingertips are turning into raisins, and I feel like pancakes. There's a 24-hour truck stop out on I-20 toward Arcadia, makes the best...
Sam : Sweet potato pancakes.
Daphne : You know it? Do you wanna come with me?
Sam : I'm not really that hungry.
Daphne : You're worried about me seeing you naked. I have seen boy parts before. Water ain't exactly opaque. Daphne is getting out of the water. Sam sees big wounds on her back.
Tara : I promise I'll start looking for my own place as soon as I...
Sookie : I asked you to move in, not crash for a few days. You're family. A limo is picking me up at 5 today, so..
: .I'm on my way. Love you the most.
Sookie : Love you more.
Maryann : Who do you love the most? What do you have planned today?
:I think I'm gonna be taking off.
Maryann : For taking off work? Fabulous.
Tara : No, I'm gonna go live with Sookie.
Maryann : I'm very sorry to hear that.
: I mean, me being here was always supposed to be temporary.
Maryann : Everything's temporary, Tara.
Tara : I don't really wanna dance right now, okay?
Maryann : Of course. What happened? You fit so well here, and you seemed to be having so much fun last night.
Tara : I think everybody was having a little too much fun last night. Will you tell Eggs I left?
Maryann : Sure. I'm gonna miss you.
Tara : Thank you so much for everything.
Maryann : I'm sure you'd do the same for me. Go. Flourish. And don't every say no to yourself.
Jason : I don't know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula.
Luke : It's in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Jason : So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. I mean, he rose from the dead too. And he told people, Hey, y'all, drink my blood. It'll give you special powers.
Luke : Jesus never said that.
An other guy : No, the first vampire was Cain. Being a vampire is the mark of Cain. It's God's punishment for bringing the first evil into the world by killing his brother.
Luke : The first evil was Eve eating the apple. That's why they call it "evil".
Jason : That wasn't evil. That was just skirting the rules. Evil is making the "premedicated" choice to be a dick.
We heard : Jason Stackhouse, please meet Reverend Newlin outside the administration offices.
Luke : There's one thing you can count on: God will make sure evil gets punished.
Jason : Then explain Europe to me.
Reverend Newlin : Morning. Ain't she a beauty? Let's you and me take a little trip together.
Jason : Am I in trouble?
Newlin : We're all in trouble, Jason, as long as there are vampires in the world.
Sookie : I still haven't moved into Gran's room, but you go ahead and take mine. And when I get back, we'll celebrate properly. Until then, happy birthday, I miss her so much.
: I know. I do too. So why'd y'all pick Dallas for your trip?
Sookie : Bill has some business there.
Tara :Hell, do those vampires wanna use your mind-reading again?
Sookie : I have Bill there to protect me.
Tara : Why are you even with this guy if he makes you do these things? The s*x can'be that good.
Sookie : It's pretty good. And I love him.
Tara : Well, yeah, but...
Sookie : You can't just sit around saving your heart for some perfect idea of a man who's never gonna come along. Life is too damn short. Besides, Bill's not making me do anything. I agreed to this to save your fool cousin, thank you very much.
Tara : He didn't tell you? Tell me what? I didn't even know he was back. Is he okay?
In the doctor's office. Miss Jeanette (dead) is lying on a table.
The doctor : I heard there's been panther sightings in Nakatosh.
Bud : There are too wide for a panther.
The doctor : I can tell you this: There's some nasty poison in that wound. My guess is it paralyzed her. She was alive when they took the heart, and that's what killed her.
The policewoman : So it was an animal?
The doctor : That did that, definitely. The chest was carved with a knife though. Yeah, I got real clear incisions, so unless you can think of an animal that can wield a hunting knife...
Bud : We are looking at a human/animal collaboration.
The policewoman : Bud, that doesn't make any sense.
Bud : I was making what people with actual sense of humor refer to as a joke.
The policewoman : I'm sorry. A black woman is paralyzed and then butchered to death in the town where I live. I didn't realize that was funny.
Andy is coming.
Andy : I wanna ask about the pig. I seen in this report you wrote up after Tara Thornton's car wreck.
Bud : Andy, what are you doing looking through those files?
The doctor : I'm going to the gym. Been spending some time with my shirt off recently. So, you guys lock up after me. Okay?
Andy : Did you get a good look at that pig?
The policewoman : There wasn't any pig. Tara was so drunk she drove off the road. She was making up sh1t to hide it.
Andy : Was it brown? Because I've seen that pig in a dollhouse.
Bud : Andy, you're drunk. On the job.
Andy : I ain't drunk. Like you never had a beer in the middle of the day.
Bud : I'm not an alcoholic.
Andy : You're just a dumb old man who don't know anything about nothing who doesn't wanna learn.
The policewoman : That's not cool, Andy.
Andy : I know. I'm sorry, Bud.
Bud : I know you are. But I need to be able to count on you in this job, and I can't do that if you're drinking.
me your badge.
Andy : Hell, no.
: I know you in there, even if you won't pick up the phone.
: Damn, hooker, sh1t.
Tara : How come I have to hear about you being back from Sookie?
Lafayette : What else she tell you?
Tara : That you got shot and fed on and chained up in some vampire dungeon.
Lafayette : Sookie need to keeper mouth shut, and so do you.
Tara : you been to the hospital?
Lafayette : What you think gonna happen if I show up to the ER with a gunshot wound? I don't need the police up in my business.
Tara : You need to see a doctor.
Lafayette : For what? So they can give me drugs I already got? I don't left a message on Uncle Cyrus' voicemail. I'm gonna be okay.
Tara : I'm gonna stay here and make sure you're taken care of.
Lafayette : Oh, no, you're not.
Tara : It's my birthday.
Lafayette : Hooker, look. I'm not in the partying mood right now, okay?
Tara : You don't have to do anything.I'll sit here and watch TV with you.
Lafayette : Bitch, look, You know I love you, all right? But I just spent two and a half weeks thinking I'm gonna die at any second. I ain't got it in me to take care of you tonight. All right?
Tara : If you die, I'm gonna be really pissed.
Lafayette : That makes the two of us.
At the Merlott's
Terry : I thought you were leaving.
Sam : Haven't left yet.
Terry : That mean you ain't leaving?
Sam : Nope, it means I haven't left yet.
Terry : So you are leaving?
Sam : Haven't left yet.
Terry : Dumbass.
Sookie : Are there any lunch specials?
Terry : I think I got everything I need to make Jailhouse Chili.
Sookie : Are you sure? Because last time, you forgot the corn chips.
Terry : sh1t! Right. We'll just call whatever this turns out to be Terry's Scramble. Scrambled Terry's Scramble.
Sookie : Hush.
Terry : I just don't know if I can do it, Sookie.
Sookie: Do what?
Terry : Run this place when Sam leaves town. It's too much pressure.
Sookie : Sam's leaving town?
Terry : He's supposed to be this morning.
Sookie: Sam, were you gonna tell me you were leaving?
Sam: You weren't here.
Sookie : Where are you going? Oh, for Pete's sake, Sam. I know it seems like I led you on, but cut me some slack. My grandmother had just been murdered. Rene was after me. I didn't think Bill was coming back.
Sam : Jesus Christ, I really don't have time for this.
Sookie : If you care about our friendship I suggest you make time for it.
Sam : Look, I got serious sh1t that I'm dealing with right now. Making you feel better is not high on my list.
Sookie : I get serious sh1t that I'm dealing with too. And because of some of that sh1t, I'm gonna...need to take off a couple days.
Sam : Fine. I probably won't be here when you get back.
Sookie : Is that really how you want to leave things?
Sam : What other way is there?
Sookie : I don't know, but throwing away years of friendship seems pretty damn stupid to me.
Back with Jason and Reverend Newlin. They are playing at a game that consist in killing vampires (in picture).
Newlin : All right! Here, aim this! Here we go!
Jason : Mr. Vampire. You're gone! How do you like me now, you scary-ass M*therf*ckers? Sorry.
Newlin : You are one hell of a shot, boy. We ought to give you wooden bullets instead of silver ones.
Jason : Silver bullets are way cooler.
Newlin : Silver bullets won't kill a vampire, they'll just bring him down so he can be staked. But if you shoot a Fanger straight in the heart with a wooden bullet, you are staking him right there. Makes them explode. So I hear.
Jason : They just kind of fall apart. It's like a water balloon.
Newlin : You've seen it? Damn, I'm jealous. That's got to be a sight watching God's awesome power just obliterate evil right in front of your eyes. One day. One day soon.
Tara is watching TV at home.
" For young Rafael Cordova, it was the beginning of the longest day of his life. Rafael first ran with the Pamplona bulls the week after he turned 18 following in the footsteps of his two older brothers, and had run five consecutive runs without a scratch."
Eggs, Maryann etc : Surprise!
Maryann : Did we scare you? Oh, my God!
Tara : What are y'all ?
Maryann : Nobody should spend their birthday alone.
Tara : How'd you even know?
The employed of Maryann : Kitchen?
Tara : It's through there.
Maryann : It's this way.
Eggs : What were you crying about?
Tara : I always cry on my birthday. It's always the worst day. No matter what I do I end up crying, because my birthday always sucks.
Eggs : This is the year that changes. I promise you that.
Maryann : We have been planning this party for days, but you threw a major monkey wrench into things by moving out.
Tara : Is that a wedding cake?
Maryann : What's the difference? It's all about casting off the empty shell of what's dead and embracing the mysteries of what is yet to come. We are gonna have a wicked good time tonight. I can feel it in my bones. I've been on the phone all day calling all your friends.
Tara : What friends?
At the Light of the Day.
Reverend Newlin : Honey? Two Buds, please.
Mrs Newlin : Two beers?
Reverend Newlin : Is that good? That's why we need the day off, so we can have a beer and relax now and then.
Mrs Newlin : All right. One, two.
Reverend Newlin : It's really good. Here, cheers! So how's it going? You having fun?
Jason : No, this is just great.
Reverend Newlin : Do you like country music?
Jason : I can't get enough of it.
Reverend Newlin : Mostly I listen to...
Jason stars to dream about Mrs Newlin.
Reverend Newlin : ... I really like to hunt, and I'd go hunting caribous.
Jason : Really?
Reverend Newlin : Would you believe that Sarah used to be a vegetarian?
Jason : I know.
Reverend Newlin : Really? She told you that?
Mrs Newlin : I hope you boys are ready for some true Southern decadence.
Reverend Newlin : You don't really eat Sarah's ribs. It's more like you take a bath in them. Hang on a sec.
Mrs Newlin : Here let me. Let's see.
Jason : Thank you. Thank you.
Mrs Newlin : Is that good?
Reverend Newlin : That smells good.
Mrs Newlin : All right, smooth that right there.
Jason : Feels good.
Mrs Newlin : Steve, I think Jason has the makings of a true soldier of God.
Reverend : I was just thinking the same thing.
Jason : No, I got a long way to go.
Reverend : Not as long as you might think. God has chosen you...
Mrs Newlin : Amen.
Reverend : for His most glorious mission.
Mrs Newlin : Praise His light.
Reverend : We are forming an elite spiritual army called the Soldiers of the Sun. And Jason, we need you. God needs you.
Mrs Newlin : What a blessing.
Jason : All right.
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At the Merlott's
Daphne : Another Scotch and Coke.
Sam : I'll take care of him.
Arlène : It's a slow night. Lucky for you.
Sam : I thought you quit drinking.
Andy :I thought I did too.
Sam : Well, I don't want your sister giving me grief if you wreck her car. So I'm cutting you off.
Andy : f*ck you, Merlotte.
Sam : I know that's the Scotch talking otherwise I might need to say, "Go f*ck yourself".
Andy : I ain't even got an office anymore. Bud took my badge.
Sam : You'll get it back when you sober up and you know it. Now, go home.
Andy : So my tight-ass sister and even tighter-ass grandmamma can look at me like I'm a big loser? No, thanks.
Sam : No more drinks for Andy.
Arlène : He's the only one in here. No one else has come in for over an hour.
Sam : Your point?
Arlène : Let's close up early, I want to go to Tara's party.
Sam : Tara's having a party?
Arlène : Yeah. At Sookie's. For her birthday. You know that real elegant woman that Tara's friends with? She's throwing it, and I heard she knows how to throw a party.
Andy : She sure does. I can tell you that. Fantastic food. Now I need to ask Tara about a pig.
Arlène : So can we go?
Daphne : Go where?
Arlène : Home.
Andy : Party at the old Stackhouse place.
Daphne : Party? Well, you can count me in. I've been working hard enough for one day. You going?
Sam : I don't think so.
Daphne : I hope you change your mind.
Miss Thornton arrive (Tara's mother).
Sam : Hey, Miss Thornton.
Tara's mother : Tara here?
Sam : No, she's off today. To the girls : Y'all go ahead. Go ahead, I'll close up.
's mother : How is she?
Sam : She's okay. As far as I can tell.
's mother : Y'all ain't together no more?
Sam : Good night, Arlene.
Tara's mother : Today's Tara's birthday. Twenty-six years old. Would you give this to her? I don't know who else to ask.
Sam : Of course.
's mother : Thank you.
"Anubis Airlines welcomes you to Dallas, the most vampire-friendly destination in the great state of Texas."
Sookie : That's me! I've always loved these. They're like booze for dolls. They gave me 10. You tell I was late.
The driver : Supposed to be here before sundown.
Sookie : We got delayed for take-off.
The driver : Why don't you go and wait in the limo. I got the A.C. cranked up.
Sookie : No, thanks. I'm fine.
The driver : Oh, go on. There's Cokes in there. He thinks: Just get in the goddamn limo, you stupid bitch.
Sookie : Get your hands off me!
Bill arrives in his "box" with Jessica.
Bill : Make a noise and it will be your last.
Jessica : How the hell does this thing open? Somebody help get me out of here. Help!
At Tara's party. Sam arrives.
Maryann : A present? For me? I love presents.
Sam : It's for Tara. From her mom.
Maryann : Gift table is in the dining room. Well, I have to say, I'm impressed by your showing up.
Sam : Okay, listen. Go ahead and turn me, but you will also reveal yourself in the process.
Maryann : Reveal myself as what?
Sam : As whatever the hell you are. I don't know what you're doing here, but these are people I care about. And I will not stand by if you try to hurt any of them.
Maryann : Even when they've dumped you or chosen a dead man over you? You're really not an Alpha, are you?
Tara : Who are all these people?
Eggs : I don't see any other people.
Tara : Because you only got eyes for me.
Eggs : Yeah, you don't like that one bit, do you?
Tara : Seriously, who are all these people? And why are they bringing me presents? Not that I'm complaining.
Eggs : I like the way you move.
Tara : I love to dance. I can't even remember the last time I did.
Eggs : That's just wrong. Anybody that dances like you should dance every f*cking day.
Everyone is dancing. Maryann takes the present of Tara's mother et throws it away.
Back at the Dallas's airport. In the car of the man who was angry with Sookie. Bill hypnotise him.
Bill : Tell me your name.
The man : Leon.
Bill : All right, Leon. No one is going to hurt you. Would you like to try?
Jessica : Could I?
Bill : Here. Lean in close so you can catch his gaze. And just let everything go. Let yourself be dead.
You feel it? You are empty. A vacuum. Now you can pull his mind into yours.
Jessica : Everything's gonna be okay. There's nothing to fear.
Sookie (to Bill) : Don't you worry about a thing. It's gonna be all right. You were very sweet with her.
Bill : Sookie, he was sent to abduct you.
Jessica : It's gonna be just fine.
Bill : Which means somebody\Nknew you were coming.
Sookie : Who do you think's behind it? Vampires?
Bill : Too sloppy. Maybe that church.
Sookie : Bill, they may be crazy, but they're still a church. They're not gonna kidnap anybody.
Bill : Churches have done much, much worse throughout history.
Jessica : Just trust me.
Back with Jason.
Luke : What's the dork face about?
Jason : I'm moving out. I'm gonna be a Soldier of the Sun.
Luke : Really?
Jason : You heard of it?
Luke : Of course I've heard of it, it's why I came here. I guess you feel pretty special.
Jason : Ain't nothing wrong with feeling good when you achieve something. I guess you wouldn't know.
Luke : So you think you were the only one they would choose to promote? The only one of this whole camp?
Jason : It is what it is.
Luke : It's 14 other guys is what it is. Including me.
An other man : Yeah, even four girls.
Jason : That's great. Congratulations. You gonna bunk at the Newlin's too?
Luke : I get it. Preacher's wife needs something to play with.
Jason : What?
The other man : She wants your hot beef injection.
Luke : I can't believe. I didn't see it sooner.
Jason : That ain't true. And you shouldn't talk about. Sarah that way.
Luke : You work fast.
Jason : I ain't working. She's married.
Luke : Go for it. She's hot.
Jason : She ain't like that. I earned this.
Luke : I'm sure you did.
Jason : f*ck you.
In Dallas. Hotel.
The receptionist : I have you down for a room with no bed?
Sookie : No, we need a bed.
The receptionist : Of course. I do have a light-lockable room with a king-sized bed. It's a suite. Double soundproofed.
Bill : With an adjoining room for my... What should I call her?
Sookie : Isn't there a vampire word?
Bill : Progeny.
Sookie : Call her your ward. You have a ward, like Bruce Wayne.
Jessica is still with Leon.
Jessica : you give me your cell phone? Thank you, Leon. Everything's OK. Actually, everything's not okay. All your worst fears are about to come true. Unless you scream at the top of your lungs: ... She whispers at his hear.
Bill : These accommodations are being covered by a third party, right?
The receptionist : Yes, sir, it's all been taking care of by a Mr. Northman.
Leon : Becky Eubanks is a stuck-up whore, who let Chase finger her in the church.
Bill : She's new.
In Bon Temps, Maryann makes a dance and Eggs and Tara are going in a room to make love. Eric is going the Lafayette's home.
Eric : Good evening, Lafayette.
Lafayette : You can't come into my house unless I invite you in and I ain't nowhere near that crazy.
Eric : You have to come out eventually. I have all the time in the world.
Lafayette : You let me go!
Eric :I gave you a very generous gift. The gift of not killing you. And I'm here to give you something else. The healing elixir that is my 1000-year-old blood.
Lafayette : I don't think that's a good idea. Eric :Your leg's already infected. I can smell it. If you don't get that taken care of, you can lose it.
Lafayette : Why do you want to give me your blood?
Eric : I like you.
Lafayette : Bullshit. You want to be able to keep track of me. Why?
Eric : You obviously mean something to Sookie. And what Sookie finds meaningful, I find curious. You really have no choice, Lafayette. You know it.
Lafayette : f*ck. Back in Dallas.
Bill : Leon, look at me. Look at me, Leon. Everything is going to be okay.
Leon : No, it's not. My worst nightmares.
Bill : What on earth did you do to him?
Jessica : I'm on the phone.
Sookie : Maybe if you put your hand on his shoulder. Sometimes touching helps me hear their thoughts better.
Bill : Who sent you?
Leon : Fellowship of the Sun.
Bill : Are you a member?
Leon : No, they hired me.
Bill : Who specifically?
Leon : I'm not sure. It was over the phone. Money was put in a locker for me at a Greyhound station.
Bill : And they hired you to do what exactly?
Leon : Abduct a human with the Compton party and bring her to the church.
Sookie : Do you know my name? Leon :No, ma'am. I didn't even know you were gonna be a woman. All I know is a vampire's using a human to find a vampire Godric.
Sookie : Do you know where he is? Leon :No, ma'am, I do not.
Bill : You did very well. I'm sure your employers will be pleased.
Leon : Think so?
Bill : Of course. What could you do? We never arrived. It's not your fault.
Leon : Flight never arrived.
Bill : We just weren't on it.
Leon : I got so nervous for nothing. Eric (to Lafayette who sucks his harm) : That's enough. Don't be greedy.
Eric at the phone : You were supposed to call me when you arrived.
Bill : We were ambushed at the airport.
Eric : By whom?
Bill : You know exactly by whom, Eric. The Fellowship of the Sun. Why didn't you tell me they were involved?
Eric : I didn't know for sure. Now I do.
Bill : You could've shared your suspicions with me.
Eric : I could've, but I didn't. You should remember that I am your sheriff, Bill. We are not equal. And if that displeases you, take it up with a majestor. Or the queen.
Lafayette : Get that sh1t. There you go. Get that sh1t. f*ck it, get it.
Eric : How's your leg?
Lafayette : sh1t, I just want to f*cking dance. Hit this.
Eric : How nice for you.
Lafayette : Come on, come on.
Eric : Well, I must fly.
Lafayette : Vegas, baby. Vegas, baby, Vegas, baby.
Jason in his new room at Newlin's house.
Mrs Newlin : You getting situated okay?
Jason : Thank you, ma'am.
Mrs Newlin : Sure was fun today.
Jason : Yeah, it was.
Mrs Newlin : Are you nervous?
Jason : A little.
Mrs Newlin : Why?
Jason : Well, it's just that, uh...,I ain't never been in a place this nice before. It's all too much.
Mrs Newlin : Aren't you sweet. I am so proud of you.
Jason : Come on.
Mrs Newlin : So... proud.
Jason : Can I ask you a question? Am I the only one staying here, in your house?
Mrs Newlin : We had a special dorm for the soldiers, but it only sleeps 14. And you're number 15.
Jason : Good. Good.
Mrs Newlin : and you're also the best. I mean, the one that we have the highest hopes for.
Jason : I'm going to try not to disappoint you.
Mrs Newlin : You do that.
Jason : Okay.
Mrs Newlin : And, let me know if you need anything, because we're just at the end of the hall. Big double doors.
Sookie and Bill are together in the hotel room.
Eric : Eric. You wanted to talk.
Bill : This is important.
Eric : Meet me at the bar.
Sookie : Fudge.
Eric : I admire you, Bill. It takes a real vampire to admit the cannot protect his human.
Bill : And it takes a true monster to not care about anyone or anything other than himself.
Eric : I care about others.
Bill : You care about Godric. You have no obligations to Dallas or Texas. This is personal for you. Why?
Eric : I hope you'll enjoy your blood substitute, which is costing me $45.
Bill :I have no intention of drinking it, I just want you to pay for it.
Eric : You're so mature.
Bill : Answer the question. Why this allegiance to Godric?
Eric : He's much beloved by his subjects.
Bill : Only kings and queens have subjects, Eric, not sheriffs.
Eric : Godric could have been king of Texas had he wanted. He could have been king of any vampire territory anywhere. He is twice as old as I am and very powerful. There are none above him in the new world.
Bill : Well, if he's so powerful, how could they abduct him?
Eric : Now, that is what worries me. If one such as he can be taken by humans, then none of us is safe.
Bill : What can I give you to release Sookie from her agreement?
Eric : Nothing, since you like humans so much, I think you would want to protect them. The vampires here, they're like cowboys, if they don't get Godric back, they'll want justice. They'll start attacking people.
Bill : Open aggression against humans? That's insane.
Eric : Well, it's Texas.
At Sookie's house. Daphne and Sam.
Sam : Jesus.
Daphne : Here.
Daphne : I've been wanting to do that since you showed up tonight. (They kiss).
Sam : I'm wondering if this is a good idea.
Daphne : It's a great idea. You're sweet as hell and adorable and scruffy with that little grey in your hair and that hot little nose. And, damn, boy, do you know how to wear a pair of pants. What's wrong?
Sam : Listen, I need to tell you something.
Daphne : No, you don't.
Sam : Yes. Yes, I do.
Daphne : No. You don't. I know what you are.
Sookie : Who is it?
Jessica : I ordered something. Is that okay?
The waiter : Male. Straight. B-negative.
Travis : Hi, I'm Travis.
Jessica : That's for me.
Sookie thinks : What am I supposed to do? I know Bill doesn't want her to do this. How old is he anyway? He looks barely legal.
The waiter : He's 21.
Sookie thinks : That's weird. Almost like you read my mind.
The waiter thinks : I did read your mind. f*ck, Barry. Just smile and act like it's a coincidence. Keep your stupid mouth shut.
Sookie (says) : But it's not a coincidence, Barry. Barry, wait.
End of the episode.
Plan: A: Jessica's dismay; Q: What does Jessica think of Bill throwing Hoyt out of his house? A: Sookie; Q: Who invites Jessica to accompany them to Dallas? A: Tara; Q: Who agrees to move into Sookie's house? A: Maryann; Q: Who throws Tara's birthday party? A: the last laugh; Q: What does Jason have when he is invited to stay with the Newlins? A: the Newlins; Q: Where does Jason end up staying after being the victim of a cruel practical joke? A: their lavish mansion; Q: Where does Jason stay with the Newlins? A: The attraction; Q: What becomes more intense between Sarah and Jason? A: Steve; Q: Who offers Jason a position in the Soldiers of the Sun? A: Miss Jeanette; Q: Who was the woman found in Andy Bellefleur's car? A: the same creature; Q: Who attacked Sookie? A: the kidnapping; Q: What does Bill prevent? A: the abductor; Q: Who did Bill glamor? A: the Fellowship of the Sun; Q: Who sent the limousine driver to abduct Sookie? A: a traumatized Lafayette; Q: Who is visited by Eric? A: Lafayette; Q: Who drinks Eric's blood to heal his leg? A: the lavish Hotel Carmilla; Q: Where do Sookie, Bill and Jessica stay in Dallas? A: vampires; Q: Who does the Hotel Carmilla cater to? A: her birthday; Q: What special day does Tara spend alone in Bon Temps? A: a surprise party; Q: What does Maryann throw Tara for her birthday? A: a gift; Q: What does Sam bring to Tara from her mother? A: connects; Q: What does Sam do with Daphne? A: Daphne; Q: Who reveals to Sam that she knows what he is? A: Lettie Mae's gift; Q: What does Maryann throw away for Tara? A: an intense sexual energy; Q: What does Maryann's incantation fill the party with? A: sex; Q: What do Tara and Eggs have? A: a beast; Q: What does Maryann turn into when she performs an incantation? A: the missing vampire sheriff; Q: What is Godric? A: their safety; Q: What does the disappearance of Godric mean for Bill and Eric? A: Barry; Q: Who is the bellhop that Sookie meets at the Hotel Carmilla? A: minds; Q: What is Barry able to read? Summary: Bill throws Hoyt out of his house, much to Jessica's dismay. She storms off, and Sookie invites Jessica to accompany them to Dallas. Bill reluctantly agrees. Tara agrees to move into Sookie's house, and Maryann appears supportive. Jason becomes the victim of a cruel practical joke but winds up having the last laugh when he is invited to stay with the Newlins in their lavish mansion. The attraction between Sarah and Jason becomes more intense, and Steve offers him a position in the Soldiers of the Sun - Steve's "elite spiritual army." It is revealed that Miss Jeanette, the woman found in Andy Bellefleur's car, was murdered by the same creature that attacked Sookie. Sookie arrives in Dallas with Bill and Jessica. A limousine driver attempts to abduct her, but Bill manages to prevent the kidnapping and learns, after glamoring the abductor, that he was sent by the Fellowship of the Sun. Meanwhile, a traumatized Lafayette is paid a visit by Eric, who offers him some of his blood to heal. Lafayette suspiciously drinks Eric's blood to heal his leg. Sookie, Bill and Jessica arrive at the lavish Hotel Carmilla, which caters specifically to vampires. Back in Bon Temps, Tara spends her birthday alone until Maryann shows up with Eggs to throw her a surprise party. Sam shows up with a gift to Tara from her mother and connects with Daphne, who reveals to Sam that she knows "what he is". Maryann throws Lettie Mae's gift for Tara away. As the party grows more and more wild, Maryann performs an incantation which fills the entire party with an intense sexual energy. Maryann turns into a beast once again and Tara and Eggs have sex. Bill and Eric meet and discuss the missing vampire sheriff Godric and what this means for their safety. Sookie encounters a bellhop named Barry, who is also able to read minds.