A dog! Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you p0rn for Valentine's Day... (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Ross: (with his mouth full) Just a second! Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you? Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest.] (to Joey) Did you give him a beer? Rachel: Why? Come on, you guys will watch it with me. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! Rachel: What? In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know? Joey: Forget about it. Ross: Then talk to him! So much!
Plan: A: Phoebe; Q: Who gives Rachel a birthing video? A: Rachel; Q: Who does Joey tell Ross about his feelings for? A: Chandler; Q: Who watches the birthing video with Monica? A: porn; Q: What does Chandler mistake the birthing video for? A: Valentine's Day; Q: What holiday is ruined by Chandler's birthing video? A: Ross; Q: Who struggles to tell Mona that Rachel is now living with him? A: Mona; Q: Who breaks up with Ross over his dishonesty? A: Joey; Q: Who is depressed? A: a dog; Q: What does Phoebe give to Joey to cheer him up? A: the dog; Q: What does Joey end up affecting with his depression? Summary: Phoebe gives a birthing video to Rachel. Chandler, mistaking the tape for porn, watches it and is horrified after watching it with Monica, which kills the mood for Valentine's Day . Ross struggles to tell Mona that Rachel is now living with him; she breaks up with him over his dishonesty. Joey is depressed so Phoebe lends him a dog to cheer him up. However, Joey ends up affecting the dog with his depression. In the end, he tells Ross about his feelings for Rachel.