The whole gang is there.] PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card. Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.] JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. JOEY: The Ice Capades? DUNCAN: What? ROSS: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. DUNCAN: Her name's Debra. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with? I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.' JULIE: Well, that could take a while. RACHEL: So. [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine. Phoebe is signing the divorce papers.]
Plan: A: The gang; Q: Who is amazed that Phoebe has been secretly married? A: Duncan; Q: Who is the gay Canadian ice dancer that Phoebe married? A: Steve Zahn; Q: Who played Duncan? A: a green card; Q: What did Phoebe marry Duncan for? A: Joey; Q: Who gives Ross the opposite advice? A: a porn film; Q: What film did Joey star in? A: Chandler; Q: Who has a third nipple? A: relationship advice; Q: What does Ross seek from Rachel? A: Rachel; Q: Who advises Ross to abstain from sleeping with Julie? A: the opposite advice; Q: What advice does Joey give to Ross? Summary: The gang is amazed that Phoebe has been secretly married to a gay Canadian ice dancer named Duncan ( Steve Zahn ). She married him so he could obtain a green card. Phoebe is excited when he wants to see her, then is crushed that he wants a divorce. Duncan says he realized he is not gay and wants to marry someone else. Interesting facts are revealed about the others: Joey starred in a porn film and Chandler has a third nipple. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing that he and Julie have not slept together yet. Rachel, wanting to keep them apart, advises they abstain, while Joey gives Ross the opposite advice.