Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Joey: Oh well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body. A brain transplant?! Rachel: Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress. Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age. Kill him? Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! (Joey walks up to Cecilia Monroe who plays Jessica.) And then whoever does gets the phone. [Cut to Ross's apartment, he is playing the Bagpipes, badly. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebe's bag starts to ring.) It is his. [SCENE_BREAK]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone. After you. It's true!!
Plan: A: Joey; Q: Who has a female character's brain transplanted into his body? A: Cecilia Monroe; Q: What character did Joey accidentally tell the actress playing her? A: Susan Sarandon; Q: Who plays Cecilia Monroe? A: his charm; Q: What does Joey use to help Cecilia Monroe? A: Cecilia work; Q: What do Joey and Cecilia do to maintain the character's legacy? A: Ross; Q: Who cooks up a special surprise for the wedding? A: dreadful bagpipe playing; Q: What is Ross's surprise for the wedding? A: a cute guy's phone; Q: What do Phoebe and Rachel find? A: Phoebe; Q: Who goes to dinner with the elderly gentleman who claims the phone? A: Rachel; Q: Who does Phoebe compete with over who gets to keep the phone? A: the digital age; Q: What is the fairytale for? A: the young man; Q: Who did Phoebe find more attractive than the elderly gentleman? Summary: Joey's Days of our Lives character has a female character's brain transplanted into his body, and tells the actress playing her, Cecilia Monroe ( Susan Sarandon ), by accident. Joey uses his charm, he and Cecilia work to maintain the character's legacy, and then sleep together. Ross cooks up a special surprise for the wedding: dreadful bagpipe playing. Meanwhile, after finding a cute guy's phone, Phoebe and Rachel compete over who gets to keep it to start 'a fairytale for the digital age'. Later, an elderly gentleman claims the phone, and Phoebe happily goes to dinner with him, finding him more attractive than the young man whose phone they believed it was.