Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.] It's not... quite what I'm saying. Erica, baby! (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack. Ross: But we do! (They look hopeful)
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. We have to find out which one the father is. Monica: How? Chandler: Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. (He starts to leave)
Rachel: FYI..
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy s*x... just do it. I was just being a good guy. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Ross: Hey you know what? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel: ...Ross? Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. It's never off the table.
Plan: A: Phoebe; Q: Who tries to teach Joey how to speak French? A: a play; Q: What is Joey trying to learn French for? A: a heart attack; Q: What is the reason Rachel's dad is in Long Island? A: sympathy sex; Q: What does Rachel want with Ross? A: a good idea; Q: What does Ross think sympathy sex is not? A: the next morning; Q: When does Rachel become mad at Ross? A: the table; Q: What does Ross say sex is off? A: two; Q: How many times does Rachel and Ross comment on their history of sleeping together? A: the birth mother; Q: Who is Erica? A: a visit; Q: What does Erica come for? A: a shovel killer; Q: What does Erica think the father of her baby is? Summary: Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Rachel's dad has a heart attack, so she goes to Long Island, accompanied by Ross, to visit him, which leads Rachel to want sympathy sex with Ross, but he turns her down since he thinks it's not a good idea. Rachel, the next morning, becomes mad at Ross because of this and he says they should never have sex again, saying it's "off the table". Back in the city, Rachel again thanks Ross for coming with her and the two comment about their history of sleeping together. Rachel says for her and Ross, it's "never off the table", confusing him and he leaves. Meanwhile, Erica , the birth mother, comes for a visit and reveals that the father of her baby may be a shovel killer, which is not the case as the father is another guy she slept with.