Russ: I don't need a follow-up visit. Russ: I just don't want to be told that I have meaningless semen. I see... All right. Tell her that. I have to take the baby stuff today. Lina: It's his daughter. Shepard: The baby. Tell her that right before Liz Phair was, like, about to break out, she got pregnant, but then you talked about it, and you arranged for her to get an abortion, and then nine months later...
(Blows raspberry) You know, she's a hit instead of a mother. I'm in a thrift store. Lina: No, this is not a good time. Lina: You bought my bassinet. Woman: Who? 'Cause he has cancer. So, you say it's called a-a bassinet?
Plan: A: a semen sample; Q: What does Russ have a difficult time providing during his first post-vasectomy follow-up? A: Lina; Q: Who does Russ call to help him with a fantasy? A: a thrift store; Q: Where does Lina donate her baby stuff? A: her bassinet plans; Q: What does Lina discover that a woman bought at the thrift store wants to use for a dying ferret? A: a dying pet ferret; Q: What does the woman who bought Lina's bassinet plan to use it for? Summary: During his first post-vasectomy follow-up, Russ has a difficult time providing a semen sample, so he calls Lina to help with a fantasy. Lina is taken aback when the fantasy involves Russ giving her another baby, but she eventually plays along. Meanwhile, Lina seems happy to be donating all her baby stuff to a thrift store, until she sees that a woman who bought her bassinet plans to use it for a dying pet ferret.