[everyone in room but Michael laughs, Michael exits break room]
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Toby: Ryan invited me to go on his wilderness adventure retreat. And, it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out in the middle of no where and just try not to die, try not to get eaten by an animal, or be overexposed. Save the receipts. Michael: Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Dwight: [leading Michael from car] Here we go. Mighty forest. Dwight, Dwight. Jim: Everybody's birthday. Jim: Not your birthday. Andy: Mushroom caps. [everyone raises hands] One, two, three, everybody. [runs up to Michael and knocks him over] Nooo! Happy Birthday to you. He decided that he liked to have warmth, and clothing, and television, and hamburgers, and to walk upright, and to have a soft futon at the end of the day. Yeah, just wait.
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who almost eats poisonous mushrooms? A: a company wilderness retreat; Q: What event is Michael not invited to? A: Ryan; Q: Who hosts a company wilderness retreat? A: the ability; Q: What does Michael prove he has to survive on his own? A: Dwight; Q: Who saves Michael from poisonous mushrooms? A: the middle; Q: Where does Dwight drop Michael in the forest? A: injury; Q: What does Dwight want to prevent from happening to Michael? A: the office; Q: Where does Jim decide to combine birthday parties? A: birthday parties; Q: What does Jim combine for three members of the staff whose birthdays fall in quick succession? A: individual birthdays; Q: What did Jim return to after the staff did not like his combined birthday parties? Summary: When Michael is not invited to a company wilderness retreat hosted by Ryan, he decides to prove that he has the ability to survive on his own. Dwight drops Michael in the middle of a forest, and although told to leave, stays to prevent Michael from injury. When Michael almost eats poisonous mushrooms, Dwight jumps out to save him just in time. Meanwhile, back at the office, Jim, as the number two, decides to combine birthday parties for three members of the staff whose birthdays fall in quick succession. The plan, though, is poorly received by the staff, and Jim returns to having individual birthdays just as Michael and Dwight come back.