Chandler: Or... Dick. Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. Phoebe: Vince is a fireman. But I thought you just started dating that Kindergarten teacher. Y'know, yours had a name. [cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk. (They both look at her.) Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to...
Ross: Ow!! Pete: Lights. Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that. What do you think? (to Joey) That's supposed to be a duck right?
Plan: A: a mysterious skin condition; Q: What is Ross suffering from? A: Phoebe's herbalist; Q: Who does Ross seek advice from? A: Phoebe; Q: Who is Kevin McDonald's wife? A: date; Q: What does Phoebe try to do with both men? A: Monica; Q: Who thinks Pete wants to break up? A: Pete; Q: Who did Monica think was going to propose? A: Atlanta; Q: Where did Pete go when he said he needed to talk to Monica? A: a professional athletic ring; Q: What did Pete have built to pursue his dream of being an Ultimate Fighting champion? Summary: Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his back, Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist ( Kevin McDonald ). Unable to choose between dating a hunky fireman or a smart kindergarten teacher, Phoebe attempts to date both, though neither is entirely what she believes them to be. Monica thinks Pete wants to break up after he says they "need to talk" when he returns from Atlanta. Monica thinks Pete is going to propose when she finds a receipt from a ring designer. To her initial relief and then shock, Pete had a professional athletic ring built to pursue his dream of being an Ultimate Fighting champion.