We really feel... so much love from you guys. It must be so hard being the only one who sees people for what they actually are. Jimmy: It is. (Jimmy grunts)
Vernon: You talk to her again, and me and my boys will mess you up. Gretchen: When she's already had two abortions. I was already at the bar, so I drove over to his house, and then he texted me he was going to be late, so I idly drove around his neighborhood...
(chuckles): until I kind of sideswiped an off-duty cop. I'll get that. Good night. (Jimmy sighs)
Edgar: Good morning. Gretchen: So, how do you guys know each other? So, which one of you is giving me a ride to work? Jimmy: My car's at the reception. Lindsay: You slept with Jimmy. Lindsay: Who used to date my sister. Lindsay: And on the night of her wedding? She disappeared her life into his and was never the Same. Gretchen: Oh, that's 'cause Becca doesn't have a personality to begin with. Oh, Jimmy's the worst. Gretchen: Stop the car! Killian: You want to hang out sometime? It means that I am beset upon at all times by a tsunami of complex thoughts and struggles, unceasingly aware of my own mortality and able to contemplate the futility of everything and yet still rage against the dying of the light. Sam: Let him. Gretchen: Nestor is a great photographer. You need to apologize to him for being such a no-showing-up bitch! Sam: Yeah. Then you need to get me some cocaine. And look who I found getting out of a cab. Gretchen: He's sweet. Ty: Kiddo. Edgar: But Gretchen stayed, okay? Jimmy: Gretchen took my... Why are you telling me that? Jimmy: Actually, no, you said that I was the worst and that I was lucky to get you. (Jimmy laughs)
Jimmy: That's genius. Call me.
Plan: A: Jimmy; Q: Who is thrown out of Becca and Vernon's wedding reception? A: Gretchen; Q: Who is running off with one of the bride's gifts? A: long-term love; Q: What do Jimmy and Gretchen agree on? A: a conventional couple; Q: What do Jimmy and Gretchen vow to never become? A: Jimmy's conquests; Q: What is usually gone by morning? A: Edgar; Q: Who is cooking breakfast for Jimmy? A: a ride; Q: What does Lindsay give Gretchen when she is late for work? A: sex; Q: What does Lindsay think Gretchen had with Jimmy? A: rapper Sam Dresden; Q: Who wrecks a photographer's studio? A: Sam Dresden; Q: Who wrecked a photographer's studio? A: a photo shoot; Q: What is Sam Dresden wrecking a photographer's studio during? A: drugs; Q: What does Sam Dresden want Gretchen to get for him? A: an argument; Q: What does Gretchen have with Jimmy when she returns to his house to get her purse? A: the night; Q: How long did Gretchen stay at Jimmy's house? A: his car; Q: What does Gretchen take from Jimmy? Summary: Jimmy is thrown out of Becca and Vernon's wedding reception . He meets Gretchen, who is running off with one of the bride's gifts. Discovering that they feel the same about long-term love, the two hook up that night, vowing that they will never become a conventional couple. Usually Jimmy's conquests are gone by morning, but Gretchen stays and meets Edgar, who is cooking breakfast for Jimmy. Late for work, she gets a ride from Lindsay who is astonished she had sex with Jimmy. Gretchen gets annoyed with Lindsay and asks to be let out of the car. At work she finds that rapper Sam Dresden and his pals have wrecked a photographer's studio during a photo shoot. Sam blames her for being late and insists she find him some drugs to make up for it. She returns to Jimmy's house to get her purse and has an argument with Jimmy, which ends with her telling Jimmy the night was a mistake and he was lucky to get her. Later Edgar tells Jimmy that Gretchen must be special because she spent the night. Jimmy finds that Gretchen has taken his car, and calls her. Gretchen is at Ty Wyland's house to get drugs for Sam. She has found that Ty is not as attractive as he used to be. She and Jimmy talk and realize they want to see more of each other.