Sheldon: I'd like to respond to that sarcastically. Raj: Come on, dude, I'm exhausted, and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep. Sign here, indicating that I tried to stop you and did so using a stern facial expression. Raj: Good night, Sheldon. Leonard enters, and accidentally sits on Raj. Thank God he had a dummy. Raj: Sheldon doesn't get along with Sheldon. Until Priya gets her own place, you stay here and I'll stay at your apartment. Leonard: Just not against their will. Howard: Why? I got the blood work back from the lab. Raj: Well, that seems fair. FYI, part of your responsibilities as roommate pro tem will be to drive me to and from work, the comic book store, the barbershop and the park for one hour every other Sunday for fresh air. Raj: Sheldon, dinner! Just think of me as a brown Martha Stewart. That came out wrong. Penny: Woah, Leonard and Priya are living together? Bernadette: Oh, you let me worry about the money. Scene: The apartment. You watch Leonard put up with that guy for years and years. Leonard's a noisy little dude in the sack. Penny: I screwed up. Never should have broken up with him. Raj: To friendship. One of them is bound to screw up real big, and then I'll tell my parents about you. Priya: Out with friends. Mrs Koothrappali: I'll sleep so much better when you move back here next month. Raj and Penny are in bed. Penny (waking up): Oh, God. This never happened. Leonard: Priya's going back to India. I had a fight with Bernadette. Howard: She gave me a beautiful watch. It's, it's not what it looks like. Sheldon: What does it look like?
Plan: A: Ph.D.; Q: What degree did Bernadette announce? A: an expensive watch; Q: What does Bernadette buy Howard? A: the money; Q: What does Bernadette tell Howard to let her worry about? A: Sheldon's apartment; Q: Where does Raj spend the night after Leonard and Priya's sexual encounters? A: Sheldon; Q: Who finds Leonard sleeping on their couch? A: her own place; Q: What does Priya need to find before she can move in with Sheldon? A: Sheldon's roommate paperwork; Q: What does Raj sign to move in with Sheldon? A: a fancy dinner; Q: What does Raj prepare for Sheldon and Penny? A: Penny; Q: Who confesses to Raj that she screwed up? A: the wine; Q: What did Penny and Raj get drunk from? A: friends; Q: What is the relationship between Penny and Raj? A: a video call; Q: How did Priya's parents tell Leonard about their relationship? A: India; Q: Where is Priya moving to? A: a fight; Q: What did Howard have with Bernadette over the watch? A: last night; Q: What does Penny tell Sheldon never happened? A: the apartment; Q: Where does Penny try to sneak out of when she realizes that she hooked up with Raj? Summary: Bernadette announces her Ph.D. and a well-paid job. Later Bernadette decides to buy Howard an expensive watch as a present and tells him to "let her worry about the money", a comment that disturbs Howard. Meanwhile, Leonard's and Priya's noisy sexual encounters sends Raj to spend the night at Sheldon's apartment. When Leonard finds him in his bed, he proposes that Raj moves in with Sheldon until Priya finds her own place. Raj likes the idea, signs Sheldon's roommate paperwork and moves in with him. He then prepares a fancy dinner for them which delights Sheldon who decides Raj is a much better roommate than Leonard. Penny stops by, stays for dinner and the both of them get drunk from the wine Raj served. Penny confesses to Raj that she "screwed up", as she should not have broken up with Leonard, and that she would be "on" Raj if they were not friends. When Priya receives a video call from her parents, Leonard overhears them saying that she is moving back to India and storms out revealing their relationship to her parents. At the end of the episode, Sheldon discovers Leonard sleeping on their couch, just before Howard shows up and announces that he had a fight with Bernadette over the watch. Penny wakes up and after noticing Raj laying next to her, becomes horrified when she realizes that she hooked up with him. She tells him that last night never happened and tries to sneak out of the apartment; however, they are busted by the others. Penny just states that "it's not what it looks like" and leaves. Sheldon then asks "What does it look like?"