They see their 'new' selves.) [SCENE_BREAK]
END OF PREVIOUSLY ON. PAIGE: What to do? BLACK HEART: They would not leave magic school unprotected, or leave its powers for us to take. HAAS: Demons have used mortal fairy tales to trap them before. Unfortunately, waiting for just the right sign to come along
can be frustrating, especially when you're in a hurry to conceive ... (Phoebe steps to the side and looks at her very different reflection in the glass covering the building directory.) Over. Alastair in Wonderland. (Phoebe and Dex walk out.) I need to have a little itty bit of light. Does he want to become a police officer? (Piper grabs her bag and heads out - mud mask and all.) TRAINING INSTRUCTOR: Welcome, cadets. Paige orbs in front of her, blocking her path.) The two fight and are evenly matched. PHOEBE: I wonder what they wanted. HAAS: Wasn't one of The Charmed Ones a Whitelighter? (Piper gets up, stands up and steps over Leo as she gets out of bed.) How much more time? (Billie tries to move, but Paige puts a hand up to stop her.) "Alice in Wonderland." LEO: Paige's new charge. PIPER: Hang on a second. Either she's as smart as you think she is and she's figured all of this out by herself, or --
PHOEBE: She's working with the demons. VOICE: Off with her head! And which one are you? BILLIE JENKINS: I can help you guys fight the demons so you don't have to do it all the time.
Plan: A: the Charmed Ones; Q: Who does Haas want to lure out of hiding? A: a young demon suspecting; Q: Who is Haas? A: the rule; Q: What does Haas want to take over in the Underworld? A: their powers; Q: What does Haas want to take from the Charmed Ones? A: victims; Q: What does Haas prey on? A: enviable martial arts skills; Q: What does Billie Jenkins have that makes her a good whitelighter? A: Billie Jenkins; Q: Who is Paige's new charge? A: a white witch vigilante fighting demons; Q: What is Billie Jenkins's career? A: the wonderland victims; Q: What does Billie Jenkins stumble upon? A: her head; Q: What did Billie Jenkins end up in over? A: a police recruit; Q: What does Paige take training as? A: evil; Q: What does Paige want to fight? A: their deaths; Q: What did Phoebe and Piper fake to get into the P3 club? A: the hots; Q: What does Paige get for one of her instructors? A: two new relationships; Q: How many new relationships does Paige begin? A: work; Q: What does Paige wonder what to do for? Summary: Hoping to lure the Charmed Ones out of hiding, Haas, a young demon suspecting they've survived and wanting to take over the rule of the Underworld by taking their powers, uses the Alice's Adventures in Wonderland fairy tale to prey on victims. Paige's new charge in her whitelighter career, a young attractive blonde college co-ed with enviable martial arts skills, Billie Jenkins embarks on a career as a white witch vigilante fighting demons in leather and mask, and soon stumbles onto the wonderland victims, and eventually ends up in over her head after spurring help and contact from Paige. Consequently, Paige takes training as a police recruit, hoping to satisfy her continuing need to fight evil while Phoebe and Piper masquerade as cousins of themselves and humorously end up in positions with the paper and at the P3 club doing pretty much what they had done before faking their deaths. Paige gets the hots for one of her instructors and is happy to have to leave training to rescue Billie and begin not just one, but two new relationships, both of a much more satisfactory nature, though still wonders what to do for work.