Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall? Phoebe: No, no, no, we're not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity. Laura: What was that? Ross: Good. We'll give the money back. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other. Chandler sees movement near the window from the corner of his eye and when he looks he spots Joey climbing up the fire escape and onto their balcony. Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you. Laura: Are you friends with him? Joey: LAURA! Phoebe and Mike are entering.] They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.] While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Plan: A: the adoption agency interviewer; Q: Who are Monica and Chandler worried about? A: Joey; Q: Who climbs up the fire escape to check on Chandler and Monica? A: the door; Q: What do Monica and Chandler refuse to open? A: Phoebe; Q: Who and Mike are hesitant to spend a large amount of money on their wedding? A: City Hall; Q: Where did Phoebe and Mike decide to get married? A: the money; Q: What do Phoebe and Mike take back after they change their minds about donating to charity? A: the charity; Q: Who rejects the donation of money to Phoebe and Mike? A: Ross; Q: Who tries to help Rachel get over her fear of swings? A: spiders; Q: What does Ross fear? Summary: Monica and Chandler are worried about the adoption agency interviewer when they learn Joey slept with her and never called her back. They keep assuring her they are not friends with Joey. Joey climbs up the fire escape to check on Chandler and Monica when they won't open the door. Joey pretends he was heartbroken since the interviewer never called him and successfully convinces her of that idea. Phoebe and Mike are hesitant to spend such a large amount of money on their wedding and agree to marry at City Hall with the money donated to charity. They have a change of heart and take the money back but then are guilt-ridden. Eventually the charity rejects their donation and tells them to have a good wedding. Ross tries to help Rachel get over her fear of swings while she helps him get over his fear of spiders.