Bravo to bravo? "HBO is making a series with Paulie G. about a self-destructive sitcom writer..." Oh. "...and his relationship with a neurotic older sitcom actress." My show. Her name's Mallory, Mallory Church. Valerie Cherish. Andy Cohen just tweeted, "having lunch at the Chateau." Well, tell them to cancel it maybe. Wait for Harry to get in. Going to send HBO a cease and desist. Valerie: Okay. Thanks for that. Lesson learned.
Plan: A: a self-produced reality TV pilot; Q: What is Valerie Cherish shooting footage for? A: Bravo; Q: What network does Valerie Cherish hope to get her show picked up by? A: Valerie Cherish; Q: Who crashes Andy Cohen's lunch? A: Paulie G.; Q: Who is Valerie Cherish's nemesis? A: a series; Q: What is Paulie G. creating for HBO? A: a sitcom writer; Q: What is the character of Paulie G.'s show about? A: a neurotic older actress; Q: What is Mallory Church? A: a redhead; Q: What is Mallory Church's physical appearance? A: Mallory Church; Q: What is the name of the actress who is the subject of Paulie G.'s HBO show? A: the HBO offices; Q: Where does Valerie crash to create a "table flipping scene" worthy of a Bravo show? Summary: While shooting footage for a self-produced reality TV pilot she hopes will get picked up by Bravo, Valerie Cherish learns that her nemesis, Paulie G., is creating a series for HBO about a sitcom writer and his relationship with a neurotic older actress - a redhead named Mallory Church. After dropping in on Andy Cohen's lunch, an incensed Valerie crashes the HBO offices to create a "table flipping scene" worthy of a Bravo show, as she tells them to cease and desist.