Roses every day for a week after two dates! I don't have time to stand here and listen to your insanity, I have to go and steal a get-well card from a kidney patient! Niles: I'm forging a parent-child bond that will last forever. Frasier: He caught on fire? It is the birth ward.
Plan: A: Niles; Q: Who contemplates becoming a parent? A: a parent; Q: What does Niles contemplate becoming after witnessing a birth? A: Frasier; Q: Who attempts to retrieve a get-well card for a colleague? A: an inappropriate message; Q: What did Frasier write on a colleague's get-well card? Summary: After witnessing a birth, Niles contemplates becoming a parent. Meanwhile, Frasier attempts to retrieve a get-well card for a colleague because he wrote an inappropriate message on it.