(He runs out.) [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.] But nothing has. (He walks away angrily.) To the Bings. [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. And when you enunciate, you spit! This is Monica's bathroom right?! Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Become a lesbian or something. It is huge. But then the day comes! (They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he's so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.) He can't see the bride in the wedding dress. [Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go.] Ross: (turning a corner) There he is!! (He starts to get up.) It's time for Monica and Chandler's wedding. (Her dress.) Joey: You may not kiss the bride. Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash. Ending Credits
Plan: A: ( Gary Oldman; Q: Who is Joey's co-star in the movie? A: work; Q: What does Joey have on the day of Monica and Chandler's wedding? A: Chandler; Q: Who runs away before the wedding? A: commitment; Q: What is Chandler afraid of? A: Phoebe; Q: Who finds a positive pregnancy test in Monica's bathroom trash? A: one scene; Q: How much of the movie does Joey have to shoot before he can leave for the wedding? A: the ceremony; Q: What does Joey perform when he arrives at the wedding? A: a father; Q: What does Chandler accept becoming after he disappears? A: his WWI movie costume; Q: What is Joey still wearing when he arrives at the wedding? A: Everlong; Q: What song does Monica and Chandler marry to? A: Foo Fighters; Q: What band did Monica and Chandler marry to? A: the audience; Q: Who discovers that the pregnancy test was Rachel's? A: the pregnancy test; Q: What is revealed to be Rachel's? Summary: Joey gets a part in a movie and learns the art of enunciation (and therein spitting) from his famous co-star ( Gary Oldman ). He discovers he has work on the day he is officiating Monica and Chandler's wedding. Chandler's fear of commitment overtakes him and he runs away before the wedding. Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test in Monica's bathroom trash, and assumes it is hers. Joey is relieved he only has to shoot one scene before he can leave for the wedding, but when his co-star turns up drunk, Joey may not make it to the ceremony. Chandler is found but, upon overhearing Phoebe and Rachel discussing Monica's assumed pregnancy, disappears again. Luckily he turns up again, accepting becoming a father. Joey arrives in time to perform the ceremony, still wearing his WWI movie costume. Monica and Chandler become husband and wife, marrying to the tune of the song " Everlong " by Foo Fighters . In the end, it is revealed (to the audience) that the pregnancy test was Rachel's.