"I deserve to be tied up." (Jess sighs)
Jess: "Shep... is asleep...
On... the sofa. (Phone dings)
Is that... is that him? AJ: Whenever, man. And, uh, Russ was saying that we should live in the now. For us. He's... we're on a romantic getaway. Jess: Have fun! Kim: Well, you're going to be. Lina: Good luck with chef school. Lina: The end of an era. No more sperm in the ejaculate. On my way." Right up there. Russ: And you know what? Russ: You sexted the neighbor? Shepard: And get her home. Shepard: I believe she's asking you to sext her husband. We should get back to the room. You want to? [SCENE_BREAK]
Russ: So apparently they just make a small incision just right above the testicle and then they go in with two metal pliers, basically, and stretch the incision out a little bit, pull the two tubes out...
Tyler: That sounds awful, man.
Plan: A: a romantic getaway; Q: What do Russ and Lina go on to reconnect? A: their romance; Q: What do distractions get in the way of for Russ and Lina? A: loud sex; Q: What is the young couple having in the room next to Russ and Lina? A: the provider; Q: What is the woman in the room next to Russ and Lina's revealed to be? A: chef school; Q: What is the young man saving for? A: Russ convinces; Q: Who gets the young man to buy a classic car? A: trouble; Q: What does Russ get the young man in? A: Jess; Q: Who is the woman next door to who asks her to stop sexting her husband? A: Jess' phone; Q: What does Shep use to sext the man? Summary: Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway to reconnect, but distractions get in the way of their romance. While there, they meet the young couple that is having loud sex in the room next to theirs. The woman is revealed to be the provider as her hunky boyfriend says he's saving for chef school. Russ convinces the young man to buy a classic car, getting him in trouble. Seeing the young couple quarreling turns on Lina, and she and Russ then have loud sex of their own. Elsewhere, the woman next door to Jess asks her to stop sexting her husband, and Shep makes things uncomfortable by grabbing Jess' phone and sexting the man, pretending to be her.