And yes. Back. Clark: And then what? Clark: Isn't the client, like, best friends with his sister? Dwight: Stanley is refusing to go out on a sales call. Dwight: Well-no, no-n-
Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]
Dwight: [stomps on the ground] We need a winch and a hoist. Everyone: Whoo! For the first time-
Erin: Oscar is with the Senator too? Gotta take the stairs. I think we should consider injecting him with bull tranquilizer on a daily basis. I work with her! I've scheduled a press conference for later today. Jim. Nellie: Mmm. Poor Angela. Stanley: [walks into the office grunting and wheezing] You own the building. Toby: Whoa. Wait, you and Pam aren't in couple's counseling, are you? With my amazing... Chief of Staff Wesley Silver. [SCENE_BREAK]
Andy: Carla Fern is not just an actor's agent. [SCENE_BREAK]
Oscar: So when something as routine as elevator maintenance happens, and people are forced to expend cardiovascular effort, we have to compare it to the end of time.
Plan: A: the stairs; Q: What do the office workers have to walk up when the elevators are under maintenance? A: Stairmageddon; Q: What is the name of the situation where the office workers have to walk up the stairs? A: Stanley; Q: Who refuses to go back down the stairs to close a sale? A: a few bull tranquillizer darts; Q: What does Dwight use to knock out Stanley? A: a drugged Stanley; Q: What do Dwight and Clark take on the sales call? A: time; Q: What do Pam and Jim spend talking with Nellie and Toby about their marital troubles? A: couples; Q: What type of counselling do Pam and Jim seek? A: Angela; Q: Who attends a press conference with the senator who outs himself as gay? A: the senator; Q: Who outs himself as gay on television? A: Oscar; Q: Who is shocked when Angela finds out about the senator's relationship? A: Andy; Q: Who meets with a talent agent named Carla Fern? A: ( Roseanne Barr; Q: Who is Carla Fern? Summary: The elevators are under maintenance and the office workers have to walk up the stairs, a situation everyone deems the "Stairmageddon". Exhausted after climbing the stairs, Stanley refuses to go back down in order to close a sale with one of their bigger clients. Dwight is forced to shoot Stanley with a few bull tranquillizer darts to knock him out. Dwight and Clark then take a drugged Stanley on the sales call. Pam and Jim spend time talking with Nellie and Toby respectively about their marital troubles and couples counselling. Angela attends a press conference with the senator who outs himself as gay on television, and shocking both her and Oscar, reveals his relationship with his chief of staff. Andy meets with a talent agent named Carla Fern ( Roseanne Barr ).