But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's deputy to make friends. Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone's urine. Dwight: For what purpose? Dwight: No, you will be tested. Dwight: Stop! It was one joint in the parking lot. Michael: A cup could find its way under the urine. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael?
Plan: A: Dwight; Q: Who finds a joint in the parking lot? A: a leftover joint; Q: What does Dwight find in the parking lot? A: the owner; Q: Who does Dwight want to find? A: a drug test; Q: What does Dwight schedule? A: Michael; Q: Who pressures Dwight for a cup of clean urine? A: Michael's demand; Q: What does Dwight give in to? A: a volunteer sheriff's deputy; Q: What did Dwight resign as? Summary: Dwight finds a leftover joint in the parking lot, and begins an investigation to find the owner. After no one confesses, he schedules a drug test. Michael, worried that he will not pass, pressures Dwight for a cup of clean urine. Dwight is conflicted, but gives in to Michael's demand, and afterward resigns as a volunteer sheriff's deputy for breaking his oath.