Amy: What is it? Bernadette: But no one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend and what I was signing was not a retirement card but was actually a get well card. Bernadette: So on the card, in the hospital, next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words, "Hey, Vivian. Date both of them. Emily: Yeah. Go for it. How am I supposed to choose between Emily and Lucy? I oil-wrestle an orang-utan in a bikini. Leonard: So, are you gonna see her again? Penny: Well, I'm having an impossible time getting my career off the ground, and I got offered a role in this crappy horror movie, and I just don't know if I should take it. Raj: And then after coffee, we went for a walk and she told me she always thought people from India were exotic and mysterious. Raj: Any news on your co-worker who's in the hospital? Raj: It is. Sheldon: Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. Sheldon: Interesting. Sheldon: Penny? Sheldon: Thank you again for dinner. This is serious. This script is terrible. Wil Wheaton: Yeah, happy to help. Wil: Anyway, those jobs can be soul-crushing. Wil: Penny?
Plan: A: Raj; Q: Who must decide if to date both Emily and Lucy? A: Emily; Q: Who tells Raj she doesn't mind him dating someone else? A: Penny; Q: Who must decide whether to accept a role in a horror movie? A: a horrible horror movie; Q: What kind of movie is Serial Apeist 2? A: Sheldon; Q: Who is torn between buying a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One? A: Sheldon's decision ramblings; Q: What annoys Amy? A: exaggerated interest; Q: What does Amy fake? A: hours; Q: How long does Sheldon ponder his choices at Best Buy? A: Wil Wheaton; Q: Who do Leonard and Penny talk to for career advice? A: career advise; Q: What do Leonard and Penny ask Wil Wheaton for? A: hardships; Q: Wil Wheaton remembers his career rejections and what? A: the acting industry; Q: What industry did Wil Wheaton have a hard time in? A: a "get well" card; Q: What kind of card did Bernadette sign? Summary: Decision time: Raj must decide if to date both Emily and Lucy, Penny must decide whether to accept a role in a horrible horror movie, Serial Apeist 2, and Sheldon is torn between buying a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One. Sheldon's decision ramblings annoy Amy during their dinner date where she fakes exaggerated interest, then pondering his choices for hours at Best Buy. Leonard and Penny talk to Wil Wheaton to ask for career advise. Wil instead remembers his career rejections and hardships in the acting industry and ends up being depressed. After accepting the job, Penny discovers Wil is the bikini-clad orang-utan she must wrestle in the film. Emily tells Raj she doesn't mind him dating someone else, so he keeps on seeing her. Meanwhile, after signing a card for a co-worker she thought was retiring, Bernadette discovers her message is highly inappropriate as the card is actually a "get well" card for the woman, who has been in a terrible accident.