And, uh, to celebrate it's birth, all of the different branches are going to have satellite parties, which will be connected via web-cams and fibers to the real party, which is going on in New York City at uh, a very exclusive nightclub, and that is where all of the VIP's, including yours truly, will be partying with uh New York City's finest, and I do not mean policemen...
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Michael: The company is projecting record high sales, and that by 6:00 the website will be the new best salesman in the company. Andy: Isn't that part of the fun? Dwight: Go to my car. Dwight: Later on. Dwight: You believe a computer can beat me? I kidnapped a kid. Jim: Uh, that is an invitation to an online party. Kevin: Oscar, talk to him. Look, at the end of the day, apples apples flying at 30,000 feet. Michael: And... today the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website officially launches. Michael: New York. Pam: Dunder Mifflin. Pam: He does. Pam: Michael, Ryan wants to introduce the branch managers in a few minutes. Pam: Tie goes to the girlfriend. Pizza guy: What? Scranton power. Sort of a "Where's Waldo." They are unreadable. [SCENE_BREAK]
Angela: Plan a party, Angela. [SCENE_BREAK]
Ryan: [steps in front of camera, adjusts jacket, poses, winks]
Plan: A: the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website; Q: What is the new brainchild of Ryan? A: a party; Q: What do the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host as part of a company-wide video chat room? A: technology; Q: What does Dwight want to prove he can beat? A: the new computer; Q: What does Dwight try to outsell? A: Michael; Q: Who humiliates Ryan in front of every branch of Dunder Mifflin? A: New York; Q: Where is the actual party that Michael is invited to? A: a pizza delivery boy; Q: Who do Dwight and Michael kidnap at the party? A: Andy; Q: Who decides to pursue Angela? A: Dwight's dismay; Q: What does Andy's pursuit of Angela cause? Summary: As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party as part of a company-wide video chat room. Dwight, wanting to prove to Angela that he can beat technology, tries to outsell the new computer, which he ultimately does. Michael misunderstands an invite to the digital party as an invite to the actual party in New York. Later, at the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy, although they later release him. At the end of the chat room, Michael humiliates Ryan in front of every branch of Dunder Mifflin. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay.