Angela: No. Dwight: She's only a cat. Her computer crashes with the p0rn, and then Meredith with the accident, and then... I asked Dwight Schrute to feed her once, and she is now deceased. I'm having relationship problems. In my mind they are associated with sickness. Jim: Which we are. Meredith: You're not forgiven. Nurse: No. Pam Beasley and Jim. Toby: Hey! [SCENE_BREAK]
Michael: A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car, to learn that she may have rabies. [SCENE_BREAK]
Pam: Michael Scott's Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam. [SCENE_BREAK]
Ryan: [Ryan looks at the phone as it rings... [Pam's voice] [You have reached the offices of Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, currently the entire staff is out doing the Michael Scott, DM FM PMC rabies awareness Pro-Am fun run race... [Michael's voice] for the cure... [Pam's voice] leave a message" Ryan hangs up]
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Michael: [Burp] Oh God, Oh, alfredo sauce. [sighs, takes sucker out of his mouth] Wanna share? [starts to climb onto the bed with meredith.
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who hits Meredith with his car? A: the carpark; Q: Where does Michael hit Meredith with his car? A: rabies; Q: What disease does Meredith have? A: Angela; Q: Who asks Dwight to care for her sick cat? A: the animal; Q: What does Dwight mercy-kill? A: relationship problems; Q: What does Dwight and Angela have after Dwight mercy-kills Angela's cat? A: the camera crew; Q: Who videoed Pam and Jim in public? A: Pam; Q: Who announces that she and Jim are dating? A: Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton; Q: What is the name of the company where Michael Scott works? A: his employees; Q: Who is less than enthused about the run? A: around $250; Q: How much did Michael spend on a big check and fake nurse? A: Toby; Q: Who won the race? Summary: After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat, but Dwight mercy-kills the animal, leading to relationship problems. After being videoed in public by the camera crew, Pam announces that she and Jim are now dating, but they do not share this with their co-workers. Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure", although his employees are less than enthused. The donation for the run only amounts to $500, out of which Michael ends up spending around $250 on a big cheque and fake nurse. Toby wins the race, and a depressed and dehydrated Michael is finally forgiven by Meredith.