CAROL: Mushroom. CHANDLER: Joey's not a friend. Carol? JANICE: Happy Valentine's Day! MONICA: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years. PHOEBE: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day! RACHEL: How did we end up with these jerks? Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. Ross is there with his date.] Susan gets up, and has to go. We just live in the same building. [Joey enters from the stairs.] [Lorraine leaves. [Scene: A restaurant. [They kiss.] [to Carol and Susan] Helloo!
Plan: A: a Valentine's Day date; Q: What is Ross's first date in nine years? A: Valentine's Day; Q: On what holiday does Chandler break up with Janice? A: a beautiful neighbor; Q: Who does Ross have a date with on Valentine's Day? A: Carol; Q: Who does Ross kiss after his date leaves? A: a romantic date; Q: What are Carol and Susan out on? A: the same restaurant; Q: Where did Carol and Susan end up on their date? A: all his time; Q: How much time does Ross spend talking to Carol? A: different reactions; Q: What happens when Ross kisses Carol? A: Joey's date; Q: Who brought Chandler a blind date? A: Chandler; Q: Who breaks up with Janice on Valentine's Day? A: Rachel; Q: Who burns mementos of her past boyfriends? A: a visit; Q: What did the fire department do to Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel? Summary: Ross has a Valentine's Day date with a beautiful neighbor, his first date in nine years. Carol and Susan, also out on a romantic date, end up at the same restaurant. When Susan has to leave, Ross then spends all his time talking to Carol. His ignored date leaves without his realizing it. He kisses Carol, resulting in different reactions. Joey's date brings a blind date for Chandler, which turns out to be Janice; they end up sleeping together, then Chandler breaks up with her on Valentine's Day. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel spend the holiday burning mementos of their past boyfriends, causing a fire and a visit from the fire department.