(Carol still says no.) (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.) (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.) (Takes it.) Chandler: Well it's kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real. Chandler: With Roger? Did you lose weight? Dr. Roger: They have parasites? For fun? Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! Monica: (getting up) Joey! No, not after seeing that. Phoebe: Maybe you need to spice things up a little. Rachel: But! Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Ross: The first time! Umm, we could, we could have a threesome. Virgin! What's the story?! When? [SCENE_BREAK]
[Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her.] [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. [Scene: Rachel and Barry's bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.] [Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]
Plan: A: a writer; Q: What career did Chandler want to pursue? A: Rachel; Q: Who fell for Joey after seeing him for the first time in Central Perk? A: Barry; Q: Who did Rachel almost marry in the alternate reality? A: Phoebe; Q: Who is fired after losing millions of dollars? A: a stockbroker; Q: What career did Phoebe want to pursue? A: The story; Q: What takes place in an alternate reality? A: Struggling Chandler; Q: Who becomes Joey's assistant in the alternate reality? A: mixed results; Q: What happens to Chandler when he becomes Joey's assistant? A: Roger's busy schedule interferes; Q: Why does Monica not lose her virginity to Roger? A: a threesome; Q: What did Ross suggest to spice up his marriage with Carol? A: the action; Q: What is Ross left out of when he realizes Carol is a lesbian? A: an affair; Q: What did Rachel and Joey almost have? A: the hospital; Q: Where does Phoebe end up after a heart attack? A: a stress-induced heart attack; Q: What caused Phoebe to be in the hospital? Summary: The gang ponders what might have been if Ross and Carol had stayed married, Monica had never lost weight, Chandler had pursued being a writer, Joey still worked on Days of our Lives , Rachel had married Barry, and Phoebe had become a stockbroker. The story then takes place in an alternate reality. Struggling Chandler becomes Joey's assistant with mixed results. Monica plans to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, Roger, but Roger's busy schedule interferes. When Chandler attempts to comfort her, they end up in bed together. Ross attempts to spice up his marriage with Carol by suggesting a threesome, leading to his realization that Carol is a lesbian when he is left out of the action. Rachel instantly falls for Joey after seeing him for the first time in Central Perk, and the two nearly have an affair before Rachel discovers Barry is cheating on her. Phoebe lands in the hospital with a stress-induced heart attack and is subsequently fired after losing her firm millions of dollars.