(Sheldon opens his office door. Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move. Bernadette: Howard, you did have a real woman. Gets onto bed. Penny? Raj: Is that the American idiom for giant, big-ass desk? Raj: It's one of his best moves. Right after I pointed it out.
Plan: A: Howard; Q: Who resumes his relationship with Bernadette? A: Penny; Q: Who points out that Bernadette is Howard's best chance of being with a real woman? A: Sheldon; Q: Who does Raj get into a dispute with? A: their small office; Q: Where does Raj bring a large desk? Summary: Howard resumes his relationship with Bernadette after Penny points out that she is his best chance of being with a real woman, as opposed to masturbation. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Raj get into a dispute when Raj brings a large desk into their small office.