Boy T Friend. Caroline: Are you guys pretty serious? He looks better. Schmidt: Me too. Schmidt: [Clears his throat] Hello, Gretchen. Suspenders'...
SCHMIDT: No nicknames, okay, your only job tonight, is to be Nick's girlfriend, okay and make sure he stays out of trouble with Caroline. Where you working at? Winston: Here, as an usher. Winston: [Sniggers] You know, it's just that he got to be a bit annoying, so.. You used to worry my poncho, freshman year. [Jess drops them into his hand]
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[Scene: At the bar, after the ceremony]
Schmidt: Hi, wow, Brooke. [To one of the women] This is gonna take a while, Orange. [Winston is standing, waiting to do his job]
Man: Hey, Winston.
Plan: A: Nick; Q: Who is worried about running into his ex-girlfriend? A: Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Q: Who plays Caroline? A: a mutual friend's wedding; Q: What event are the guys invited to? A: his date; Q: What does Nick ask Jess to be? A: Winston; Q: Who takes his job as usher too seriously? A: Brooke; Q: Who does Schmidt try to woo? A: a former crush; Q: Who is Brooke to Schmidt? A: his sexually abusive " frenemy; Q: What is Gretchen to Schmidt? A: " Gretchen; Q: Who does Schmidt go to bed with? A: Natasha Lyonne; Q: Who plays Gretchen? Summary: Nick is worried that he will run into Caroline ( Mary Elizabeth Ellis ), his ex-girlfriend, at a mutual friend's wedding the guys are invited to. He asks Jess to be his date and pretend to be his girlfriend. At the wedding, Winston takes his job as usher far too seriously. Schmidt attempts to woo Brooke ( Katie Cassidy ), a former crush . He also catches the eye of his sexually abusive " frenemy ," Gretchen ( Natasha Lyonne ) - whom he goes to bed with.