(Kisses him)
Chandler: Nice save. (Leaves; slams the door)
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (The guy turns round, startled. ...Who are you? All: Nooo! Chandler: That would be no. He could be a Glen. He did it. His bed is empty.] I told her. I-I had to tell you. Nora Bing! Opening Credits
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.] Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.] Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Chandler: (To Joey) You knew about this? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? Ross: Well, see? Ross: When? Ross: Why would I tell him? The guy gets hit by a truck)
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Plan: A: Chandler; Q: Who confronts his mother about her behavior? A: Morgan Fairchild; Q: Who played Nora Bing? A: visits; Q: How often does Nora Bing visit Chandler? A: a restaurant; Q: Where does Ross kiss Nora? A: all the friends; Q: Who is with Nora Bing when Ross drinks too much? A: Ross; Q: Who tells Chandler that he kissed his mother? A: Rachel; Q: Who tries writing her own romance novel? A: Rachel and Paolo; Q: What two people is Ross upset about? A: sage advice; Q: What does Nora Bing offer to Ross? A: Chander; Q: Who does Joey tell Ross he has to tell about Ross kissing Nora? A: Monica; Q: Who shouts after the guy who is hit by a car? A: Phoebe; Q: Who is Monica's friend who sees a handsome guy in the street? A: an attractive guy; Q: What do Monica and Phoebe see in the street? A: a coma; Q: What is the condition of the guy who was hit by a car? Summary: Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother, Nora Bing ( Morgan Fairchild ), visits. At a restaurant with her and all the friends, Ross upset over Rachel and Paolo, drinks too much. He is comforted by Nora, who offers sage advice though it leads to them kissing. Joey sees them and later says that Ross has to tell Chander. Monica and Phoebe see an attractive guy in the street; when Monica shouts after him, the guy turns and is hit by a car. While he is hospitalized in a coma, the girls take turns caring for him, then begin competing. When he wakes up, he blows them both off. Ross tells Chandler that he kissed his mother. Chandler is upset, but forgives him, and finally confronts his mother about her behavior and other issues. Rachel tries writing her own romance novel.