Applying the guilt over not knowing about the Dean breakup and making you all weak, and then using that to get Jess to come to dinner on Friday. CUT TO NEW YORK
[Lorelai, Alex, Sookie, and Jackson walk out of the theater]
JACKSON: So, good, good show. DAVE: Luckily Zach and Brian are. . .well, Zach and Brian. DEAN: That would be an extremely long list. Emily walks up to Rory]
EMILY: Is he fetching something from his car? Friday night. JESS: Get a clue, Columbo. Jess is standing on the porch with a black eye]
RORY: What 
JESS: Sorry I'm late. LANE: Yeah, me too. LORELAI: Thanks for the book. LUKE: Oh, Rory and Jess? Luke! RORY: I have to go.
Plan: A: Emily; Q: Who guilts Rory into bringing Jess to a Friday night dinner? A: an unqualified disaster; Q: What was the Friday night dinner? A: New York; Q: Where do Lorelai, Alex, Sookie and Jackson go for the weekend? A: a black eye; Q: What does Jess get in a fight? A: an altercation; Q: What does Jess get into? A: Luke; Q: Who helps Rory and Jess patch things up? A: the mark; Q: What do Zack and Brian miss? A: first; Q: What kind of argument do Rory and Jess have? Summary: Emily guilts Rory into bringing Jess to a Friday night dinner which turns out to be an unqualified disaster; Lorelai, Alex, Sookie and Jackson go to New York for the weekend; Jess gets a black eye in an altercation with an opponent he is too embarassed to reveal to anyone but Luke; Zack and Brian realize that Lane and Dave are hiding something from them, but miss the mark on the true nature of the secret; Rory and Jess have their first argument, and Luke helps patch things up.