(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.) (They kiss.) But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!! Chandler: Oh, do you not want to? He went to get lotion. Hey, didn't he used to have a cat? I love this apartment! I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. Joey is not amused. Monica: Just go get some! Phoebe: No, I want this to happen. Rachel: (To Ross) See? Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Rachel: Phoebe!! Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Ross: Hey! Ross: Huh? Ross: No. Ross: No. Telling them. There's Monica and Chandler! You win! [SCENE_BREAK]
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing.
Plan: A: fierce competition; Q: What does Ross find when he applies for Ugly Naked Guy's apartment? A: Rachel; Q: Who suggests Ross strike up an acquaintance with Ugly Naked Guy? A: Phoebe; Q: Who sees Monica and Chandler having sex? A: the window; Q: What does Phoebe see Monica and Chandler through? A: Joey; Q: Who is relieved that everyone knows about Monica and Chandler? A: confessing; Q: What do Rachel and Phoebe want to force Monica and Chandler into doing? A: an extreme method; Q: What does Ross employ to win Ugly Naked Guy's apartment? A: his boss; Q: Who did Ross have an emotional outburst in front of? A: work; Q: Ross's boss just cleared him to return to what? Summary: Ross applies for Ugly Naked Guy's apartment when he moves out, only to find there is fierce competition. While viewing the apartment with Ross and Rachel, Phoebe happens to see Monica and Chandler through the window, having sex. Joey is relieved that everyone (except Ross) finally knows and he no longer has to pretend, but Rachel and Phoebe want to have some fun by forcing them into confessing. Rachel suggests Ross strike up an acquaintance with Ugly Naked Guy by finding similar interests to win his apartment, causing Ross to employ an extreme method. Chandler and Monica finally confess they love each other, but want to keep it secret from Ross a while longer . . . but Ross soon finds out, causing another emotional outburst in front of his boss who just cleared him to return to work.