Amy: Sheldon will move out eventually. Bernadette: And yet, I still love when you hold a door for me. Bernadette: He said that to her? Bernadette: They're yours in the divorce. Don't get upset, but, an earlier appointment opened up for Leonard and he's getting the surgery right now. He thought he was right, but his room mate knew better." Howard: Okay. I have the drive to the hospital right here. It's a deviated septum. Leonard: Tell you what, the surgery's not for a week, I'll think about it. Leonard: Yeah? Not only did Leonard take what I feel is an unnecessary risk, he deceived me. Oh, maybe I could make a gift for them. Raj: I think, over time, they started to resent each other, and instead of talking about the things that bothered them, they kept it bottled up, and the hate just grew. Sheldon: Is he okay? Sheldon: Me. Sheldon: Really Leonard. Sheldon: The reason I was being a pain in the B is because I was worried about him, and no one else was. Sheldon: Try and stop me. You heard what he said about his parents. [SCENE_BREAK]
[ Howard and Bernadette's apartment ]
Raj: Oh, so, my, uh, parents' 40th anniversary's coming up and I can't think of a thing to get them. [SCENE_BREAK]
[ The waiting room ]
Penny: Oh, it's nice you got him that.
Plan: A: Leonard; Q: Who says that Sheldon only did what he did because he really loves him? A: one week; Q: How long does Leonard say he needs surgery? A: Sheldon; Q: Who accidentally hits the glass door in the operating room? A: every imaginable risk; Q: What does Sheldon describe about the surgery? A: a last-minute earlier appointment; Q: Why did Leonard secretly go to the hospital with Penny? A: Amy; Q: Who spills the beans to Sheldon about Leonard's secret trip to the hospital? A: the waiting room; Q: Where was Sheldon when the hospital experienced a mild earthquake? A: a mild earthquake; Q: What does the hospital experience when Sheldon shows up? A: bandaged noses; Q: What do Leonard and Sheldon have after the earthquake? A: Sheldon unpacks; Q: What does Sheldon do with the urns he ordered for Leonard and himself? A: morbid messages; Q: What did Sheldon engrave on the urns he ordered for Leonard and himself? A: his parents' 40th wedding anniversary; Q: What anniversary does Raj worry about finding a gift for? A: his parents; Q: Who is getting divorced? A: his father; Q: Who has moved out of Raj's home? A: little things; Q: What caused mutual resentment to grow over the years? A: Bernadette; Q: Who fears the same fate for her marriage? A: sarcastic bickering; Q: What do Howard and Bernadette descend into when they try to say positive things about each other? Summary: Leonard announces that he needs deviated septum surgery in one week. Sheldon, appalled, describes every imaginable risk of the surgery, so Leonard says he'll reconsider. However, he secretly goes to the hospital with Penny for a last-minute earlier appointment, though Amy eventually spills the beans. Sheldon shows up in the waiting room and the hospital experiences a mild earthquake. Sheldon, worried about Leonard, runs toward the operating room but hits the glass door. The next day Leonard and Sheldon are home with bandaged noses. Leonard teases that Sheldon only did what he did because he really loves him. Later, Sheldon unpacks engraved urns he ordered for Leonard and himself. However, he had them engraved with morbid messages and thus cannot return them. Raj frets over finding a gift for his parents' 40th wedding anniversary until he learns that his parents are getting divorced and his father has moved out. Raj says little things caused mutual resentment to grow over the years. Bernadette and Howard cheer him up, but Bernadette fears the same fate for her marriage too. Howard and Bernadette try to say positive things about each other, but descend into sarcastic bickering.