(Men whooping)
Aiden: Well, I'd really like to try to get into writing movies and teleplays, but honestly, I'd be happy anywhere in...
(Laughs)
I'd call it "the biz," but I just moved out here from Ohio in the family mini-van... And he doesn't deserve for anybody to be mean to him. As a black actor...
Gretchen: So there I am, at the after-party for Danny Brown's latest album, and I'm in this house in the hills, no idea where I am, and I look at a picture on the wall and I realize it's Diana Ross. Becca: He almost got fired because during a hip resurfacing, he took his sunglasses, put them on the patient's testicles and took a picture of it. Becca: Most of the time, things are good. Becca: Vernon? Edgar: Not just breakfast nachos, breakfast nachos "a la Jimmy and Gretchen" with the peanuts on top, because I know how Gretchen likes the crunch. Gretchen: I kind of dared him to. Gretchen: Ooh, throw in a large child's. Gretchen: Paul does competitive bird watching? Gretchen: That's what Edgar has. I hate emotional Jimmy. I know this secret, and I can't decide if I should tell. I was making you guys nachos "a la Jimmy and Gretchen" and it turns out we're out of peanuts. Jimmy: I am interviewing "Hollywood it Girl" Megan Thomas for Coterie magazine. Jimmy: Mm. Jimmy: They're pretty expensive. Jimmy: Who? Lindsay: Think about it. Lindsay: You have to break up with him... big. Megan: Yeah, that's just something that girls say 'cause they feel like they have to. Priest: Hello. Sarcastic: Well, then maybe we should be "exclusive." She's actually challenged me to try and get a... a nude photo of you. Therapist: The key to any successful relationship is communication.
Plan: A: Becca; Q: Who does Vernon make a pass at? A: their relationship; Q: What do Vernon and Becca enter counseling to rescue? A: The counselor; Q: Who recommends Vernon and Becca eliminate any "toxic elements" in their lives? A: Jimmy; Q: Who is the one who has sex with the actress? A: a large bill; Q: What do Jimmy and Gretchen run up on Vernon's credit card? A: a magazine article; Q: What is Jimmy interviewing the latest Hollywood "It" actress for? A: nude pictures; Q: What does Gretchen dare Jimmy to get of the actress? A: hateful responses; Q: What does Jimmy get when he texts his old girlfriends? A: Lindsay; Q: Who cheats on Paul with a young man from Ohio? A: a bar; Q: Where do Gretchen and Lindsay interview prospects? A: Edgar; Q: Who decides to keep the secret of Jimmy's infidelity? A: Jimmy's infidelity; Q: What does Edgar struggle with whether he should tell Gretchen about? A: a priest; Q: Who does Edgar consult at the local Veterans Administration office? A: a local radio call-in show; Q: What is the name of the radio show that Edgar consults? A: no help; Q: What does Edgar get from the priest and the radio show? A: the contest; Q: What do Jimmy and Gretchen tire of? A: Stephen Falk; Q: Who is the host of the radio show? Summary: Vernon and Becca enter counseling to rescue their relationship. The counselor recommends that they eliminate any "toxic elements" in their lives. They take Jimmy and Gretchen to breakfast, and tell them they are being eliminated from their lives. Jimmy and Gretchen run up a large bill on Vernon's credit card. Jimmy tells Gretchen he is interviewing the latest Hollywood "It" actress for a magazine article. Gretchen dares him to get nude pictures of her. Jimmy has sex with the actress, which causes a competition to arise between him and Gretchen as to who can have the most sex. Jimmy texts all his old girlfriends and gets hateful responses. He then makes a pass at Becca. Gretchen and Lindsay interview prospects in a bar. Lindsay cheats on Paul with a young man from Ohio ; Edgar struggles with whether he should tell Gretchen about Jimmy's infidelity, unaware that she goaded him into it. He consults a priest at the local Veterans Administration office, and a local radio call-in show, but gets no help from either. Both Jimmy and Gretchen tire of the contest and realize they have been avoiding the issue of "going exclusive ". They decide to be exclusive. Edgar decides all's well that ends well, and keeps the "secret" to himself. Stephen Falk provides the voice of the call-in show host.