But don't. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead. CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the bathroom.] Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth? JOEY: No, my first fan mail. JOEY: Who? Joey is dying on a gurney, Van Damme is looking over him.] Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.] PHOEBE: But. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. ROSS: Bye Marcel. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. She backs into a stall.] [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
[Scene: The next time at the movie set.] [Scene: Library.
Plan: A: Ross; Q: Who visits Marcel in California? A: Marcel; Q: Who does Ross spend time with? A: the monkey; Q: What did the zoo say died when Ross went to visit Marcel? A: commercials; Q: What is Marcel working in? A: a beautiful but crazed woman; Q: Who is Brooke Shields? A: Brooke Shields; Q: Who is the woman who wrote Joey a fan letter? A: Chris Isaak; Q: Who is the man who invites Phoebe to sing for children at the library? A: her morbid lyrics; Q: Why do parents not want Phoebe to sing at the library? A: the truth; Q: What do the kids like Phoebe's songs for telling? A: the café; Q: Where do the kids come to hear Phoebe sing? A: Jean-Claude Van Damme; Q: Who do Rachel and Monica compete for? A: a movie set; Q: Where did Rachel and Monica meet Jean-Claude Van Damme? A: Chandler; Q: Who humiliated Suzy in school? A: Julia Roberts; Q: Who is Suzy's former schoolmate? A: revenge; Q: What does Suzy want from Chandler? A: overacts; Q: What does Joey do when he is hired as an extra in a movie? Summary: Ross goes to visit Marcel while in California but the zoo says the monkey died. Ross soon learns Marcel is alive and working in commercials. Joey receives his first fan letter from a beautiful but crazed woman ( Brooke Shields ) who believes Days of Our Lives is real, a fact that does not prevent Joey from dating her. A man ( Chris Isaak ) invites Phoebe to sing for children at the library, but her morbid lyrics horrify parents. However, the kids like the songs for telling the truth and come to the café to listen to her. Rachel and Monica compete for Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set that Marcel is in. Chandler runs into Suzy, a former schoolmate ( Julia Roberts ), working on the film. She seems attracted to him, but actually wants revenge for Chandler once humiliating her in school. Joey is hired as an extra in the movie but overacts. Ross and Marcel spend time together.