(Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
Phoebe: It's locked. (Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.) (Ross and Joey enter)
Ross: Hey! (Ross picks it up)
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get. Could you pick them up for me? Happy Thanksgiving! Let's get down to business! Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY! Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
Phoebe: Hey! Rachel: I lent them to Ross. Rachel: To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio. Ross: I gave them to Joey. Ross: You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant? The Vein has spoken. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)
Joey: Oh! They clearly don't want to be with us. They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking! You lied about going to the game. [cut to Monica and Chandler]
Monica: No!
Plan: A: Monica; Q: Who lets Chandler help make cranberry sauce? A: Thanksgiving; Q: What holiday did Monica and Chandler decide not to host? A: Monica's competitive nature; Q: What does Phoebe appeal to in order to convince Monica and Chandler to host Thanksgiving? A: time; Q: What did Monica and Chandler lock the door and refuse to let anyone in because they were angry that nobody turned up on what? A: Emma; Q: What character did Rachel and Phoebe enter in a beauty pageant? A: win; Q: What did Rachel and Phoebe do in the beauty pageant? A: Joey; Q: Who gets stuck in the door and is sent flying into the food when the door breaks? A: a Rangers game; Q: What did Ross and Joey go to? A: four; Q: How many people are late to Thanksgiving? A: their heads; Q: What does everyone manage to get in the door but no further due to the chain being bolted? A: the argument; Q: What is forgotten when Monica and Chandler get a call telling them a girl from Ohio has picked them to adopt her baby? A: her baby; Q: What does a girl from Ohio want to adopt? A: a belated Thanksgiving; Q: What do Monica and Chandler have for Thanksgiving after they get a call that they've been chosen to adopt a baby? Summary: Monica and Chandler decide not to host Thanksgiving but Phoebe convinces them to by appealing to Monica's competitive nature. Chandler helps out for the first time by making cranberry sauce and surprisingly, Monica lets him. Rachel and Phoebe enter Emma in a beauty pageant and win while Ross and Joey go to a Rangers game and as a result all four are nearly an hour late. Angry that nobody turned up on time when they didn't want to host the meal to begin with, Monica and Chandler lock the door and refuse to let anyone in. Everyone manages to get their heads in the door but no further due to the chain being bolted, and eventually Joey gets stuck and is sent flying into the food when the door breaks. However, the argument is forgotten when Monica and Chandler get a call telling them a girl from Ohio has picked them to adopt her baby and everyone sits down for a belated Thanksgiving.