(Gets up to leave.) (Phoebe is changing hers.) (Storms away)
Ross: The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment! (Storms out.) (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.) (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blaster gun. Good for Phoebe! Joey: (to women passing him) Porsche. Monica: All right, that's it, we're going to the emergency room. Now we gotta get a divorce!! Phoebe: Another lie. Rachel: Nothing. Rachel: When?! Ross: Crack isn't even an intravenous drug! Ross: Fine, I'm mentally unstable. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. That was different! We don't get the annulment. [SCENE_BREAK]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies.
Plan: A: Rachel; Q: Who forces Ross to get the annulment? A: the annulment paperwork; Q: What does Rachel fill out? A: intravenous drugs; Q: What does Rachel say Ross is addicted to? A: Conchata Ferrell; Q: Who played the judge? A: a divorce; Q: What does the judge rule that Ross and Rachel must obtain? A: Joey; Q: Who tries to impress girls by pretending to own a Porsche? A: its keys; Q: What did the owner of the Porsche leave in Central Perk? A: Phoebe; Q: Who recruits Monica and Chandler to help her babysit the triplets? A: the emergency room; Q: Where does Monica take Chandler when he swallows a toy gun? Summary: Rachel forces Ross to get the annulment, though he is still reluctant. As retribution for him lying to her, Rachel fills out the annulment paperwork saying Ross is gay, mentally unstable, and addicted to intravenous drugs. The judge (Conchata Ferrell) then disallows an annulment and rules they must obtain a divorce. Ross is miserable, but cheers up when Rachel confesses that getting married was her idea. Joey tries to impress girls by pretending to own a Porsche, whose owner left its keys in Central Perk. Phoebe recruits Monica and Chandler to help her babysit the triplets, but Monica takes Chandler to the emergency room when he swallows a toy gun, leaving Phoebe alone.