Get off the phone! Go on. How? I got to call Ted. Robin: And Barney. She is? That boy needs an intervention. Zoey's in love with Ted, but she's married, so she tried to push him away by setting him up with her cousin instead. Zoey: Ted, this is my cousin...
Honey: Honey. Zoey: You want to go on a date with my hot cousin? [FLASHBACK]
Robin: Finally, Ted called her up.
Plan: A: Ted; Q: Who calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey? A: a date; Q: What does Zoey fix Ted up on with her cousin? A: her "Honey; Q: What do the gang call Zoey's cousin? A: Barney; Q: Who gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place? Summary: When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin, the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.