Amy: Bernadette is a successful microbiologist. Amy: But what about the other girl? Amy: I sent the editors of the magazine a pretty scathing e-mail. Amy: I simply pointed out that they would never consider doing an article ranking male scientists on their sexuality, let alone showing them in various stages of undress. Amy: I'm studying one-celled organisms to try and find the neurochemicals that lead to the feeling of shame. Amy: That has to wait. And Sheldon made me a beverage, too. And he seems to know his way around the ladies. Anyway, I was asked to be a part of a magazine article about the 50 sexiest female scientists in California. Bernadette: Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet T-shirt, bent over the hood of a Porsche. Bernadette: What? Dr Lorvis: She seems nice. Dr Lorvis: So, I've noticed Leonard gets teased a lot 0about his relationship with Penny. Dr Lorvis: Unconditional love. Dr. Lorvis. Get the hammer. If you'd like to join in, the premise is their love seems unlikely and doomed to failure. Leonard: He tried to score with Penny. Leonard: That is amazing. Leonard: Why am I the one that has to get rid of him? Leonard: Wow, Donkey Kong. Man: He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator. Man: I was hoping to impress her by tracking her down on the Internet and then showing up unannounced at her door. Penny: Dr. Lorvis? Penny: I think the message is check out the rack on that scientist. Penny: Just walk. Penny: Leonard, are you okay? Penny: Okay, you can't just go chasing after every girl who's nice to you. Penny: Really? Raj: Maybe he's playing bingo with his mommy. See, Penny is my fiancée. She should be celebrated for her achievements, not her looks. Sheldon: Yes. So Sheldon invited him in for a hot beverage. So, look, I, I wasn't going to say anything, but since you seem to be okay with the article being canceled, I have a little confession. These are actually for a nice woman who makes sales calls to my office. This weirdo locked the guys up in his basement. Whatever, look, my company does not allow me to socialize with doctors outside of work. Which she was always too busy to come over and see. You locked them in your basement?
Plan: A: Sheldon; Q: Who invites Lorvis inside for a hot beverage? A: the middle-aged Dr. Lorvis; Q: Who does Sheldon invite inside for a hot beverage? A: a flirty pharmaceutical sales rep; Q: What is Dr. Lorvis looking for? A: work; Q: Penny cannot communicate with her clients outside of what? A: a celebrity urinary specialist; Q: What is Lorvis? A: a huge sci-fi memorabilia collection; Q: What does Lorvis have that Sheldon wants to see? A: Bernadette; Q: Who tells the girls that she has been picked as one of the fifty most beautiful scientists for an article in a magazine? A: Amy; Q: Who wrote the email of complaint? A: handsome male scientists; Q: What does Amy say the magazine would not have written about? A: her sexuality; Q: What does Bernadette claim Amy cannot express? A: the Penny-Leonard relationship; Q: What does Sheldon tease is doomed to fail? A: his basement; Q: Where does Lorvis lock the men? A: the staircase; Q: Where does Lorvis meet Amy? A: creepy; Q: What does Penny call Lorvis? A: every woman; Q: Penny tells Lorvis that he can't chase after what? A: Lorvis' house; Q: Where do the women go to find the men? A: Donkey Kong; Q: What game are the men playing? Summary: Sheldon meets the middle-aged Dr. Lorvis who tracked down a flirty pharmaceutical sales rep, Penny. Leonard explains to him that Penny is his fiancée, so he walks away looking sad realizing that Penny only flirts with him for sales. Sheldon invites him inside for a hot beverage. When Penny gets wind of this, she asks Leonard to get rid of him as she cannot communicate with her clients outside of work. Lorvis turns out to be a celebrity urinary specialist with a huge sci-fi memorabilia collection which he invites the men to see. Earlier, Bernadette tells the girls that she has been picked as one of the fifty most beautiful scientists for an article in a magazine. The magazine cancels the article because Amy wrote an email of complaint about the article since they would not have written about handsome male scientists and are objectifying women. Bernadette claims Amy is jealous because she cannot express her sexuality, causing a hurt Amy to storm out. After Sheldon teases that the Penny-Leonard relationship is doomed to fail, Lorvis locks them in his basement to go after Penny again, but at the staircase, he meets Amy and falls in love with her, confusing Penny. When he reveals he locked the men in his basement, Penny proceeds to call him out on his actions as he is acting creepy, and cannot chase every woman that is nice to him. When Leonard realizes that the men are locked in and calls Penny, she and Amy urge Lorvis to help them get the men out; he meets Bernadette, who wants to apologize to Amy, and falls in love with her, too. The women go back to Lorvis' house only to find the men are too busy playing Donkey Kong to notice. To pass the time, Lorvis proceeds to show the women his memorabilia.