And I want my money back. Brad and Cindy come back in and sit down. Brad: Hey, what are you guys doing with your placenta? Charlotte: It is not a scam! Charlotte: What better way to make a living than by helping people be happy? Daphne gives an order to the waitress. Everybody has a doula. For the benefit of readers in Canada or Europe, where this debate is probably not as lively, or even extant: creationism is the belief that takes the Book of Genesis literally, that the earth and humanity were created by God in seven days, and that the earth is only as old as human history - a few tens of thousands of years. Frasier: And because you have my $10,000. He opens the door just as Harvest is about to knock on it. He used to tour with the Doobie Brothers. Niles and Daphne you know of course, and this is my dad. SWITCH: the woman on the other side of the table is now Frasier's second date - a short brunette woman with a voice and manner as coarse as burlap. She looks at him expectantly. They smile at each other. This would be good for us, play it. Welcome to Charlotte's Web: a matchmaking service. [SCENE_BREAK]
Scene Two - Frasier's Office Building The elevator doors part to reveal Frasier, with his nose buried in a newspaper, and another man. [to Niles and Daphne] He's a saint.
Plan: A: his office; Q: Where is Frasier on his way to when he stumbles upon a matchmaking service? A: the elevator; Q: Where does Frasier meet his ex-girlfriend? A: Charlotte; Q: Who is the matchmaking agent played by Laura Linney? A: his money; Q: What does Frasier demand back after a series of disastrous dates? A: a child; Q: What are Brad and Cindy expecting? A: the placenta; Q: What do Brad and Cindy plan to do with after the birth of their child? A: a sympathetic pregnancy; Q: What is Brad experiencing? A: a doula; Q: What do Niles and Daphne hire to make sure they don't get outdone by Brad and Cindy? Summary: Frasier stumbles upon a matchmaking service on the way to his office, and takes some time explaining to the woman at the door that he is there by mistake. However, this is followed by an encounter with a former girlfriend in the elevator, and since Charlotte (the matchmaking agent, played by Laura Linney ) witnesses this, Frasier decides to come quietly. After parting with $10,000, he is sent on a series of disastrous dates, and eventually loses patience and demands his money back. It is then that he discovers the business and its agent are not what they seem. Niles and Daphne have been socialising with another couple expecting a child, Brad and Cindy. This couple talk at length about all their plans for the birth, what to do with the placenta and so forth, and Brad even seems to be experiencing a sympathetic pregnancy . Determined not to be outdone, Niles and Daphne decide to hire a doula for their birth.