(Gently kicks her back.) Chandler: Cry?! Good for you Joe! Jill: Why?! Jill: You asked him too?! Joey: (holds up the movie) Phoebe's a p0rn star! Joey: Oh, you're Phoebe's fan! Rachel: Well it's hard to tell... (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only she's having some trouble.) Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn't know he was in there. That's not Phoebe that is Ursula! [Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new p0rn career.]
Plan: A: Chandler; Q: Who claims that there is little that makes him cry? A: the friends; Q: Who tries to break Chandler down? A: Larry Joe Campbell; Q: Who tells Joey that Phoebe is a porn star? A: Phoebe; Q: Who discovers that Ursula is making pornographic movies under her name? A: her autograph; Q: What does Larry Joe Campbell want from Phoebe? A: her own address; Q: Where did Phoebe have Ursula's paychecks sent to? A: Ross; Q: Who does Jill begin dating? A: Rachel; Q: Who does Jill want to hurt? Summary: Chandler claims there is little that makes him cry, resulting in the friends trying everything to break him down. Larry Joe Campbell appears as Phoebe's fan asking for her autograph and then tells Joey she is a porn star. Phoebe discovers that Ursula is making pornographic movies under Phoebe's name. Phoebe gets her back by having Ursula's paychecks sent to her own address. Ross and Jill begin dating, although it soon becomes clear that Jill's motive is only to spite Rachel.