(Lily and Marshall leave the museum)
College Marshall: There he goes. Barney: Want to go touch a bunch of stuff? Look at the sign. Marshall: Look, I don't hate all of it. Robin: Get... your other hand... off my ass. She's been messing with the exhibits. Ted from 2030: Kids, there's an amazing architectural phenomenon in the Natural History Museum. To the yacht club? Zoey: I got married when I was 22 to a man who calls himself The Captain.
Plan: A: the gang; Q: Who goes to the black-tie event? A: a black-tie event; Q: What kind of event do the gang attend at the Natural History Museum? A: Zoey's husband; Q: Who is The Captain? A: Robin; Q: Who does Barney dare to touch all of the exhibits? Summary: When the gang goes to a black-tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain. Barney and Robin dare each other to break the laws of the museum by touching all of the exhibits.