Jim: A costume? Kevin: I woke up at 4 am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Nellie: Dwight, what is a fail? Phyllis: Do you have a black eye? Ryan: God. So stoked for the Sabre store opening. Um, I'll go put on my cup. We made fun of Andy earlier for getting beat up by a little girl, but... little things can be dangerous.
Plan: A: the Sabre store opening; Q: Where does Dwight attempt to put on a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie? A: a shaky start; Q: What is the first impression of Dwight's speech? A: an impromptu speech; Q: What did Jim give that impressed the crowd? A: Ryan Howard; Q: Who was originally supposed to deliver the speech at the Sabre store opening? A: B. J. Novak; Q: Who played Ryan Howard? A: Jim impresses; Q: Who delivers a speech at the Sabre store opening? A: the critical crowd; Q: Who does Jim's speech impress? A: Andy; Q: Who is embarrassed after receiving a black eye? A: a little girl; Q: Who gave Andy a black eye? Summary: At the Sabre store opening, Dwight attempts to put on a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie. After a shaky start, an impromptu speech-originally supposed to be delivered by Ryan Howard ( B. J. Novak )-given by Jim impresses the critical crowd. Andy is embarrassed after receiving a black eye, courtesy of a little girl.