(Bailey is walking Lexie and another intern through the clinic)
Bailey: Rooms one and seven are private and should be used for private conversations with patients, not for closed-door socializing. (Callie and Alex are walking in the hall)
Callie: They were shooting him up with...
Alex: No, they weren't shooting him up. (Derek sees her walking away dejected and calls to her)
Derek: Meredith. (He whispers to the Intern)
Alex: Schedule an MRI. (Izzie enters)
Izzie: I'm working with Callie. (They walk out together)
(Cristina enters her apartment to find the gifts as well as all of Burke's things gone. Alex: Give her something. But instead, I get to do this. Did Burke send her? George: He coded. I was on my way to work and I stopped at a friend's house, and the next thing you know, I'm in a cat scan machine. In order to get back with my wife, I have to learn how to...
Derek: Delegate. It's the only part of the relationship that works. Lexie: Great. Meredith: It feels weird? Meredith: s*x and mockery. Richard: She will when she sees I'm a delegator. She's giving them away. Surgeries, baby. We decided. You have to go deal with mama.
Plan: A: An apartment explosion; Q: What event inundates the ER with patients? A: Alex; Q: Who jeopardizes a family when he realizes the cause of the apartment explosion? A: mockery; Q: What is the "M" in S&M? A: their relationship; Q: What does Meredith try to get Derek to think about? A: the wrong idea; Q: What does Derek get from Meredith's "S&M" approach? A: Cristina; Q: Who begins giving her wedding gifts to her colleagues in exchange for surgeries? A: Mama Burke; Q: Who returns to collect Burke's things? A: the doctors; Q: Who does Mama Burke give advice to? A: George; Q: Who decides to break up with Callie after realizing that he has feelings for Izzie? A: Izzie; Q: Who stops George from breaking up with Callie? A: Bailey; Q: Who does Callie clash with after she sends Meredith to the clinic? A: the clinic; Q: Where does Bailey send Meredith after she becomes annoyed with Lexie and another intern? A: Meredith rebuffs Lexie's attempts; Q: What happens to Lexie's attempts to get to know Meredith? A: Webber; Q: Who begins delegating in a bid to get back with Adele? Summary: An apartment explosion inundates the ER with patients, and Alex jeopardizes a family when he realizes the cause of the accident. Meanwhile, Meredith intrigues Derek with an "S&M" (sex and mockery) approach on their relationship, and Derek gets the wrong idea. Cristina begins giving her wedding gifts to her colleagues in exchange for surgeries. Mama Burke returns to collect Burke's things, and gives judgement and advice to the doctors. George decides to break up with Callie after realizing that he has feelings for Izzie, but Izzie stops him when she has to work with Callie, and sees how she's struggling. Callie clashes with Bailey after she sends Meredith to the clinic after becoming annoyed with Lexie and another intern. Meredith rebuffs Lexie's attempts to get to know her. Webber begins delegating in a bid to get back with Adele.