CHANDLER: Wha- wh- why, why, why does he suspect that? I liked him. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go. MONICA: What if they get mixed up? Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.] PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. PHOEBE: Please. RICHARD: I thought of a thing. RYAN: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. You don't want to see a face covered with pox. [He walks to her and kisses her.] [Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.] [Scene: Chandler's office. [She starts scratching him.]
Plan: A: Phoebe; Q: Who catches chicken pox just as her old flame, Ryan, arrives in town? A: Ryan; Q: Who is Charlie Sheen? A: leave; Q: What is Ryan on from the Navy? A: Joey; Q: Who gets a temp job at Chandler's office? A: a role; Q: What does Joey decide to play at Chandler's office? A: Joseph; Q: What character does Joey create to blame Chandler for his own screw-ups? A: Monica; Q: Who is upset that Richard does not have a "thing" like her? A: a "thing; Q: What is an unexplainable quirk called? Summary: Phoebe catches chicken pox just as her old flame, Ryan ( Charlie Sheen ) arrives in town on leave from the Navy. Even though he has never had chicken pox, he wants to see her and they spend the rest of the time being sick and trying not to scratch themselves. Joey gets a temp job at Chandler's office and decides to play it as a role. He creates "Joseph", who has a wife and kids and ultimately blames Chandler for his own screw-ups. Monica is upset that Richard does not have a "thing" - an unexplainable quirk - like she does. He eventually thinks of one to please her.