Cam Winston! Cam and I are on all the same mailing lists, and I'm sure mine is in his box. Completely wrong. Frasier: Yes, but that's what's so intriguing, Dad, that there exists an exclusive place in Seattle that neither of us knows about. I feel like a new man. I'm just trying to get the blood flowing. I'm pleased to report that he follows the rules of La Porte D'Argent to the letter. It's very, very exclusive. Martin is in his chair and Daphne is on the couch, watching
TV.] Martin: His oldness? Niles, still wrapped can only desperately shuffle after him. Niles: To the what? Niles: Yes, there has to be a way out of the slum they call the silver room. Niles: You have a gold level? Receptionist: No, invitations are given out only to those on the list. Roz: Yeah, he really owes me one, too. They both laugh. They had the nerve to call it a day spa, when it's nothing more than a mere front for a bona fide luxury spa which taunts those kept at bay outside its golden door! [He notices Niles.] [She hands them bags and they gasp in delight at the contents. [The brothers sit, digesting this. [The receptionist comes back out. [They both rise.] [They take seats.]
Plan: A: misdirected mail; Q: What is the reason Frasier learns about La Porte d'Argent? A: a very exclusive new spa; Q: What does Frasier learn about in Seattle? A: membership; Q: What is strictly by invitation only? A: Cam Winston; Q: Who is on the list of people who can get into La Porte d'Argent? A: the receptionist; Q: Who does Frasier and Niles have to get past to get into La Porte d'Argent? A: the service; Q: What do the Frasier brothers find expensive but excellent about La Porte d'Argent? A: an even more exclusive gold membership; Q: What do the Frasier brothers discover at La Porte d'Argent? A: Roz; Q: Who calls in a favor to get the brothers admitted? A: the luxurious pampering; Q: What do the Frasier brothers enjoy about the spa? A: its garbage-strewn back alley; Q: Where do the Frasier brothers find themselves after being locked out of the spa? A: Martin; Q: Who struggles to bond with Daphne after she became his daughter-in-law? A: bond; Q: What are Martin and Daphne struggling to do? A: old television shows; Q: What do Martin and Daphne share a common interest in? A: M*A*S*H; Q: What show do Martin and Daphne enjoy watching together? Summary: Owing to an item of misdirected mail, Frasier learns of a very exclusive new spa in Seattle called La Porte d'Argent . When he discovers that membership is strictly by invitation only, he persuades Niles to masquerade as Cam Winston (whose name is on the list) so they can get past the receptionist. Once inside, they find the service expensive but excellent, and are quite contented until they discover that there is an even more exclusive gold membership. Roz calls in a favor to get the brothers admitted, and they enjoy the luxurious pampering - until they notice yet another door, this one completely unguarded. Believing it to be the entrance to an even higher level of membership, they sneak through only to find themselves locked out of the spa in its garbage-strewn back alley. At the same time, Martin and Daphne are struggling to bond after she became his daughter-in-law, finding a common fondness of old television shows like M*A*S*H .