(Creaking sound)
Sheldon: He does sound effects, too! (Text sound) Oh, Lucy's free after all. A-A swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon. Amy: And now? Amy: I kiss you on the lips. Amy: Sheldon, are we ever going to have an intimate relationship? And it's not because the crab cakes are funky. He crawls out, spreads his wings and prepares to attack. Howard: But wait., he's not dead. Howard: Fine. I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut, Zachary Quinto. I've been trying to force myself to do things that make me scared. Leonard: See, Howard's just as good a dungeon master as I am. Lucy: I have to go to the bathroom. Lucy: I'm sweating out of my head. Penny: Pretend he's that TSA agent. Raj: Really? Raj: Well, uh, for one thing, you have bigger emotional problems than I do, and I find that very attractive in a woman. Raj: Why would you leave like that? Raj: You're right, I should finish the game. Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: And now what? Sheldon: I have not ruled it out. Sheldon: More? Sheldon: Well, I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before. So into her. The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko! The dragon collapses to the ground. The-the other ogre says, you killed my brother, now Ogre Thanksgiving is ruined. They think our relationship is a joke. Vegas! Vegas! When Sheldon looks at Amy, she is the most beautiful half-orc he's ever seen, and he's overcome with a desire to rip her armour off and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts. You know, maybe in the voice of a beloved celebrity? [SCENE_BREAK]
Scene: Lucy climbs out of bathroom window to find a locked gate.
Plan: A: Las Vegas; Q: Where do the women go for the weekend? A: Lucy; Q: Who is busy when the men play Dungeons and Dragons? A: a new dungeon master - adding voice impressions; Q: What is Howard's role in the game? A: the amusement; Q: What was the reaction of the others to the voice impressions? A: a date; Q: What do Raj and Lucy go on? A: her crab cakes; Q: What does Raj try to force Lucy to reject? A: the washroom; Q: Where does Lucy go to escape Raj? A: a chain link fence; Q: What is Lucy trapped behind? A: help; Q: What does Lucy call Raj for? A: Leonard and Sheldon's apartment; Q: Where does the game take place? A: Amy; Q: Who assaulted a TSA officer? A: Penny; Q: Who suggests that Sheldon and Amy have sex in the game? A: her non-sexual relationship; Q: What does Amy feel the others are mocking? A: Sheldon's room; Q: Where does Amy lock herself? A: their relationship; Q: What does Sheldon find intimate? A: her one day; Q: When does Sheldon say he might have sex with Amy? A: a sex scene; Q: What do Sheldon and Amy simulate in the game? Summary: The women head to Las Vegas for the weekend and Lucy is busy, so the men play Dungeons and Dragons with Howard as a new dungeon master - adding voice impressions of popular Hollywood celebrities along the way, to the amusement of the others. When Lucy texts Raj that she is free, he kills his own character to leave the game, and joins her for a date, where she admits she is trying to force herself to do things that scare her. The date goes well until he tries to force Lucy to reject her crab cakes. She heads for the washroom and climbs out of the window, but is trapped behind a chain link fence and calls Raj for help. He confronts her for always walking out of their dates but says he really likes her for having even more emotional problems than he does. They kiss through the fence. Meanwhile, at Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, the men's game is interrupted by the women, who could not board their Vegas flight as Amy assaulted a TSA officer who "groped" her. They join the game. All is fine until Penny suggests that the characters of Sheldon and Amy to have sex in the game, upsetting Amy, who feels the others are mocking her non-sexual relationship with Sheldon. She locks herself in Sheldon's room. He joins Amy to console her, explaining that he finds their relationship "intimate" despite not having sex. He has also not ruled out having sex with her one day. They then simulate a sex scene with their game characters.