(she goes to the bathroom)
Monica: Hey, what's this? (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross. But SURPRISE! Charlie: The museum! I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate. Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. Rachel: And... taped back together. Rachel: You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's direction)
Phoebe: (pushes her head back down) Time for your scalp massage! Sid is still in his room. You are right. [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa.
Plan: A: fertility testing; Q: What do Chandler and Monica undergo? A: Rachel; Q: Who makes an appointment at a massage place? A: Phoebe; Q: Who works at the massage place? A: Rachel's certificate; Q: What does Phoebe rip up? A: Phoebe's wishes; Q: What does Rachel go against? A: Charlie; Q: Who does Joey need help with? A: Ross; Q: Who does Joey turn to for advice? A: Guest star; Q: What is Maggie Wheeler's role in this episode? Summary: Chandler and Monica undergo fertility testing and are surprised to encounter Janice. Rachel makes an appointment at a massage place, Phoebe tells her the place is horrible and rips up Rachel's certificate. Rachel tapes the certificate back together and goes to the massage place against Phoebe's wishes, but she doesn't know that Phoebe actually works there. Joey needs help advancing in his relationship with Charlie, and turns to Ross for advice. Guest star: Maggie Wheeler