Bette is showing Melvin around the place.] Bette: You know, daddy, I'm struck by the fact that you just invited Kit's boyfriend to come to dinner with us, and she's only been seeing him a short while, but you have not yet said a word about Tina. Carmen and Jenny gasp.] Carmen and Jenny grab their bags as they come out of the x-ray machine. Dana tries to hurry after her.] Dana: Alice! From Olivia Cruise. He puts his napkin to his lips. Helena: (to clerk) We'll take it. I want you to ask them a question. Just to digress for a minute into lesbian linkage 101, originally Shane and Carmen hooked up. Mark: Please. Melvin: Never heard of her. That's not The Love Boat. Tina's being honored. Tina: They're giving me an award for community service. [Alice and Dana throw the stuff, minus the nipple clamps but plus the strap-on, back in Dana's bag. [Carmen, Jenny and Shane pass. [Shane walks up to Alice.]
Plan: A: Dana; Q: Who becomes seasick? A: Shane; Q: Who does Mark come clean to about his secret videotaping? A: Jenny; Q: Who tries to hook up Carmen and Shane? A: an eventful Olivia Cruise; Q: What kind of cruise did Dana, Alice, Shane, Carmen and Jenny take? A: Caribbean; Q: Where did the Olivia Cruise take place? A: The Love Boat; Q: What show do Alice and Dana role-play as? A: Jenny's moody behavior; Q: What do Carmen and Shane question? A: Los Angeles; Q: Where do Bette and Kit live? A: Melvin; Q: Who comes to visit Bette and Kit? A: Tina; Q: Who attends a formal dinner banquet with Helena? A: a prestigious award; Q: What does Tina receive at the banquet? A: Tina's social work; Q: What was Tina being awarded for? Summary: Dana, Alice, Shane, Carmen and Jenny take an eventful Olivia Cruise on a ship around the Caribbean. Alice and Dana attempt to role-play as characters from "The Love Boat," only to end up with Dana becoming seasick. Both Carmen and Shane question Jenny's moody behavior throughout the trip especially when she tries to hook them up. Back in Los Angeles, Bette and Kit struggle to reconcile with their estranged father, Melvin, who comes for a visit. Tina attends a formal dinner banquet with Helena to receive a prestigious award for Tina's social work. Tina asks Bette to date her. Following Jenny's confrontation with Mark, he decides to come clean to Shane about his secret videotaping of her.