(Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say "Well...") (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!! (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.) (They kiss.) And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don't know what happened there either...
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. Damn all the jellyfish! Front and back!! He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.] Monica got stung by a jellyfish. OPENING CREDITS
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.'s house, it's right after she told Phoebe that she's her birth mother.] Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Ross: Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie. Ursula: Yeah. [cut back to Rachel's bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
Plan: A: Ross; Q: Who breaks up with Bonnie and gets back with Rachel? A: Bonnie; Q: Who does Ross break up with? A: 18; Q: How many pages is Rachel's letter? A: their relationship; Q: What does Rachel write to Ross about? A: his anger; Q: What does Ross suppress when he agrees to read the letter? A: Monica's rescue; Q: What do Joey and Chandler come to after Monica is stung by a jellyfish? A: her leg; Q: What part of Monica's body did Joey and Chandler have to pee on to relieve her pain? A: Phoebe; Q: Who goes to see Ursula? A: their birth mother; Q: What does Phoebe's sister, Ursula, reveal she already knows about? A: all the blame; Q: What does Ross refuse to take for their previous problems? A: their previous problems; Q: What does Ross refuse to take responsibility for? Summary: Ross breaks up with Bonnie and gets back with Rachel, though she insists he first read her 18-page (front and back) letter discussing their relationship and insisting he take full responsibility for their break-up. Ross reluctantly agrees, suppressing his anger. Joey and Chandler come to Monica's rescue after she is stung by a jellyfish--one of them has to pee on her leg to relieve the pain. Phoebe goes to see her sister, Ursula, who reveals she already knows about their birth mother. Ross and Rachel break up again after Ross refuses to take all the blame for their previous problems and insists they were "on a break".