And I decided to give Erin the Twelve days of Christmas. And then it needed a Jesus. And there are--
Jim: Who wants Phyllis as Santa? Andy: Hmm. Andy: Huh! David: Ever, ever...
Michael: David, you are on speakerphone with the entire branch, and the warehouse. David: I'll be fired. David: Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. Dwight: When? Get back to me. Go gay warehouse guy! Is it my fault that the first eight days is basically thirty birds? Merry Christmas! Oscar: Right, Matt. Pam: Twelve drummers drumming. The office is being pulled apart! When did he tell you? [Michael sits on her lap] Mm. [SCENE_BREAK]
Phyllis: I have been wanting to be Santa for years. [SCENE_BREAK]
Phyllis: This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch!
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa? A: Phyllis; Q: Who is Santa at the office Christmas party? A: Jesus; Q: What did Michael dress as after Santa? A: David; Q: Who tells Michael that there is a buyer for Dunder Mifflin? A: the Scranton staff; Q: Who will stay on, much to their relief? A: Scranton; Q: Which staff is relieved to hear that Michael will not be fired? A: Matt; Q: Who is the new gay warehouse worker that Oscar has a crush on? A: Erin; Q: Who does Andy continue to flirt with? A: the birds; Q: What attacks Erin when Andy gives her "The Twelve Days of Christmas"? A: twelve; Q: How many drummers are there in the song? Summary: Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa at the office Christmas party, and retaliates by dressing first as Santa, then Jesus. David reveals to Michael that there is a buyer for Dunder Mifflin. He will most likely be fired; the Scranton staff will stay on, much to their relief. Meanwhile, Oscar has a crush on Matt, the new gay warehouse worker, and Andy and Erin continue to flirt, which starts out badly when Andy gives her "the Twelve Days of Christmas" and the birds from the first few attack her, but picks back up with the twelve drummers drumming.