And the story's really good. Bernadette: Yeah, well, Amy writes Little House on the Prairie fan fiction about herself and posts it on the Internet. But it was too late. Call him. Good job. He's trying to video chat. I wrote a paper. Leonard: Stephen Hawking liked our paper. Penny: "As he stood for Amelia to dry him..."
Amelia: So, tell me, Cooper, are the ways of physical love different in the future? Penny: Oh, just a video of Bernadette in a beauty pageant. Penny: Oh, my God, it's about her and Sheldon. Sheldon: Professor Hawking? Sheldon: Read another one. Sheldon: Who wrote that? The engine hummed to life." Together: Click. You don't know who this person is. You know, you, you had a theory, you wrote a paper, you made an actual contribution. [SCENE_BREAK]
[ Leonard's laboratory ]
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Leonard: Sheldon, this is superfluid helium. [SCENE_BREAK]
[ Penny's apartment ]
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Bernadette: Okay, movie night, what do you want to watch?
Plan: A: Leonard; Q: Who has a revelation about Superfluid vacuum? A: Sheldon; Q: Who writes a paper on their work? A: a paper; Q: What does Sheldon write about Leonard's theory? A: one; Q: How many trolls make disparaging comments about the paper? A: panics; Q: What does Sheldon do when he tries to video call the troll? A: their harasser; Q: Who is revealed to be Professor Stephen Hawking? A: Professor Stephen Hawking; Q: Who is the troll who harassed Leonard and Sheldon revealed to be? A: their paper; Q: What did Sheldon and Leonard post online? A: Penny; Q: Who finds video footage of Bernadette in a beauty pageant? A: Penny's apartment; Q: Where do the girls spend the night embarrassing each other? A: the terrible gorilla movie; Q: What was Penny's last acting job? A: Penny's last acting job; Q: What was the gorilla movie that Penny and Bernadette watch at Penny's apartment? A: Bernadette; Q: Who reveals Amy's romantic fan fiction about her and Sheldon? A: the story; Q: What do Amy and Sheldon become invested in? A: the fanfic; Q: What does Leonard enjoy Penny reading to him? A: a creepy sex scene; Q: What does Leonard stop reading before? Summary: Leonard has a revelation about Superfluid vacuum and presents his theory to Sheldon who approves. Sheldon writes a paper on their work and they post an online paper together. It is well received except for one troll who makes disparaging comments. Sheldon challenges this person, but panics when he tries to video call him. Leonard and Sheldon decide to stand up for themselves and are stunned when their harasser is revealed as Professor Stephen Hawking who actually liked their paper and had only commented negatively because he was bored. Meanwhile at Penny's apartment the girls spend the night embarrassing each other, first by watching the terrible gorilla movie that was Penny's last acting job, then Penny finds some video footage of a younger Bernadette in a beauty pageant, and finally Bernadette reveals Amy's romantic fan fiction of Little House on the Prairie theme about her and Sheldon: this backfires when they become invested in the story. Leonard also enjoys Penny reading the fanfic to him, but stops before a creepy sex scene.