(to Jenny) Robin's gonna make a great mother, Jenny. - DANA AND TONYA'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
[Irwin and Sharon, Dana's parents, sit with Dana and Tonya in the living room, having drinks. - Marina. - STRIP CLUB - NIGHT
[A strip club. Alice: I dunno, supposedly Tina found a girl she likes. Bette pulls up to the front of the restaurant. Bette: (angry) You sent her to f*cking Joyce Wischnia? Charlotte Birch: (voice over) The hunter and...
INT.- CHARLOTTE BIRCH'S CLASSROOM - DAY
[Charlotte Birch stands at the chalkboard in her writing class. James: On the cusp. Kit: Ivan, I need your help. Robin smiles as she walks out. She gets out of her car, her business plan in hand, looking around. Tina hired a lawyer, you know. Tonya takes Dana up to where a woman is dancing. [Shane struggles for a moment to say something.] [They get to The Planet.
Plan: A: a feminist lesbian lawyer; Q: What is Joyce Wischnia? A: lesbian; Q: What is Jane Lynch's sexual orientation? A: Joyce Wischnia; Q: What is the name of the lawyer Tina hires to help her with her separation from Bette? A: Dana's parents; Q: Who do Dana and Tonya meet with to discuss their upcoming nuptials? A: Ivan; Q: Who gives Kit the cold shoulder as she prepares to finalize her purchase of The Planet coffeehouse? A: Marina's visiting estranged husband; Q: Who does Kit buy The Planet coffeehouse from? A: Jenny enrolls; Q: What character enrolls in a creative writing class at UCLA? A: the stern and cynical Charlotte Birch; Q: Who teaches Jenny's UCLA creative writing class? A: Sandra Bernhard; Q: Who played Charlotte Birch? A: the latest writing assignment; Q: What makes Jenny decide to break up with Robin? A: Robin; Q: Who does Jenny break up with after she discovers he wants to marry her? A: a strip club; Q: Where does Dana and Tonya take Alice, Shane and Tina for a night on the town? A: dances; Q: What does the girl who looks like Bette do in front of Tina? Summary: Tina hires a feminist lesbian lawyer named Joyce Wischnia ( Jane Lynch ) to help with her separation from Bette. Dana and Tonya have a get-together with Dana's parents to discuss their upcoming nuptials. Ivan gives Kit the cold shoulder as she prepares to finalize her purchase of The Planet coffeehouse from Marina's visiting estranged husband. Jenny enrolls in a creative writing class at UCLA taught by the stern and cynical Charlotte Birch ( Sandra Bernhard ) in which the latest writing assignment makes Jenny decide to break up with Robin after she discovers Robin wishes to marry her. Dana and Tonya take Alice, Shane and Tina for a night on the town to a strip club where a girl, who looks like Bette, dances in front of her.