And get your cock out. David: Michael. Emmett: Surprise. Emmett: Yeah. Make a wish. Michael: [to Brian] Thanks for the party(!) Ted and Melanie are hanging out, looking for a birthday present for Michael.
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who ends the relationship with Dr. David? A: Emmett; Q: Who makes a pact with God? A: HIV; Q: What do Ted and Emmett get tested for? A: Brian; Q: Who throws Michael a surprise 30th birthday party? Summary: Michael ends the relationship with Dr. David; Ted and Emmett get tested for HIV; Brian throws Michael a surprise 30th birthday party and outs Michael to his co-worker; Emmett makes a pact with God.