(Lily and Marshall scream and run out of the apartment)
(cut back to present scene in bar)
Ted: What was it? I have a 100% success rate. Marshall: And it's the size of a potato. Robin: That's impossible. She's a dermatologist. Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you. Ted-out: to overthink. The cockamouse.
Plan: A: Robin; Q: Who directs Ted to an online matchmaking service? A: a skeptical Ted; Q: Who does Robin direct to an online matchmaking service? A: Ted; Q: Who sneaks information out of the matchmaker's computer to visit a dermatologist? A: a 100% success rate; Q: What is the success rate of the online matchmaking service? A: Ted zero; Q: What number of matches does the matchmaking service give Ted? A: a strange and unusual critter; Q: What do Marshall and Lily become obsessed with chasing out of their apartment? Summary: Robin directs a skeptical Ted to an online matchmaking service with a 100% success rate. When the service gives Ted zero matches, Ted sneaks information out of the matchmaker's computer to visit an engaged dermatologist in an effort to debunk the prediction that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily become obsessed with chasing a strange and unusual critter out of their apartment.