(He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) (pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words)
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love. (points his fist at him)
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be. (they hug) We're getting the house. Four? Look, he's getting into the car with her! Monica: And? Monica: Nancy doesn't smoke! Monica: Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you? Phoebe: They went in together. Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester. When do we tell them about this?
Plan: A: Chandler; Q: Who is Monica cheating on? A: a car; Q: What do Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into with another woman? A: their questions; Q: What does Chandler dodge by pretending to be at work? A: the suburbs; Q: Where are Monica and Chandler looking to buy a house? A: their family; Q: What are Monica and Chandler looking to buy a house to raise? A: the woman; Q: Who is the realtor for Monica and Chandler? A: The group; Q: Who tries to convince Monica and Chandler to stay in the city? A: the past few years; Q: What do the group reminisce about? A: gifts; Q: What do Monica and Chandler give to the group after they tell them they are moving? Summary: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. He dodges their questions by pretending to be at work but they follow him to the suburbs and find them entering a house. They believe he is cheating on Monica and tell Ross and Joey. The four of them tell Monica but Monica doesn't react the way they thought she would. It soon comes out they are looking to buy a house in the suburbs to raise their family (the woman having been their realtor). The group tries to convince them to stay in the city while reminiscing about the past few years. In the end Monica and Chandler get the house and tell everyone they are moving right after giving them gifts.