A processing term. CELIA: Talk to me. I quit. I'm putting in my numbers, and then big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. MNCA: Uh, Chandler... you've been there for five years. PHOE: So was it a lot more money? Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).] RACH: Work counselor? RACH: You don't want to work for a guy like that. ROSS: ...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...
[Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear him. ROSS: Her name is Celia. Taco shells! Talk... dirty. The word has lost all meaning. This was supposed to be a temp job! [Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. [When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet.] [pause] Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
Plan: A: Monica; Q: Who cooks a gourmet meal for Steve? A: Jon Lovitz; Q: Who plays Steve? A: a new chef; Q: What is Steve looking for? A: a data processor; Q: What was Chandler's job before he was promoted to supervisor? A: five years; Q: How long did Chandler work as a data processor? A: Chandler; Q: Who quits his job after being promoted to supervisor? A: his job; Q: What does Chandler quit, claiming it was only temporary? A: his boss; Q: Who calls Chandler and offers more money? A: Melora Hardin; Q: Who is Celia? A: new meaning; Q: What does Ross give to the term "spanking the monkey"? A: Marcel; Q: Who does Ross meet on his date with Celia? A: Joey; Q: Who does Ross turn to for advice when Celia wants him to talk dirty as foreplay? Summary: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for Steve ( Jon Lovitz ), a restaurateur looking for a new chef. He arrives stoned and wants to eat everything in sight, including taco shells and gummy bears. After working as a data processor for five years, Chandler gets promoted to supervisor, then quits, claiming he only intended for his job to be temporary. When his boss calls and offers more money, Chandler caves and goes back to work. Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague named Celia ( Melora Hardin ) and gives new meaning to the term "spanking the monkey" when she meets Marcel. Ross turns to Joey for advice when Celia wants him to talk dirty as foreplay.