(Rachel holds her hand in order to support her head. (he leaves)
[Scene: A restaurant. Apparently you can change it to anything you want. But I know he just wants to get into her pants. But I know he really wants to sleep with her. Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago. Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. Eight? From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. From Bloomingdales? He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie. Mackenzie: Then you gotta let them go. Meet: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! Monica: You seriously changed your name to that? Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch.] Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag? Princess Consuela. Rachel: The job is in Paris. Rachel: Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. Ross: (realizing) That is Mark? Ross: I'm up for tenure. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay? Sitting there is mr Zellner, her boss from her current job at Ralph Lauren.) So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. Who's she with? You were insanely jealous of him. [Scene: A counter at a government building.
Plan: A: Rachel; Q: Who was fired from Ralph Lauren for being erratic in front of a Gucci representative? A: a restaurant; Q: Where did Rachel have an interview for Gucci? A: Ralph Lauren; Q: What company did Rachel's boss work for? A: her erratic behaviour; Q: What caused Rachel to not get a job at Gucci? A: Brent Spiner; Q: Who was the Gucci representative? A: fate; Q: What is the name of the twist that causes Rachel to bump into her old colleague Mark? A: Bloomingdale's; Q: Where did Rachel's old colleague Mark work? A: the job offer; Q: What does Rachel get from Louis Vuitton in Paris? A: Newly married Phoebe; Q: Who tries to change her name to Phoebe Hannigan? A: Craig Robinson; Q: Who told Phoebe that she could change her name to whatever she wanted? A: "Princess Consuela Bananahammock; Q: What does Phoebe change her name to? A: her friends; Q: Who does Phoebe insist call her Valerie? A: Mike; Q: Who changes his name to "Crap Bag"? A: his name; Q: What does Mike change to make a point? A: Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan; Q: What does Princess Consuela change her name to? A: Joey; Q: Who is depressed after Monica and Chandler plead with him to see their new house? A: their new prospective house; Q: What do Monica and Chandler want Joey to see? A: Dakota Fanning; Q: Who is the eight year old girl Joey meets? Summary: Rachel has an interview in a restaurant for Gucci however her boss from Ralph Lauren catches her when he ends up at the next table and she ends up fired, with her erratic behaviour in front of the Gucci representative ( Brent Spiner ) causing her to not get that job either. By a twist of fate she bumps into her old colleague Mark from Bloomingdale's who arranges for her an interview which she passes, only for the job offer to be from Louis Vuitton in Paris . Newly married Phoebe tries to change her name to Phoebe Hannigan, but after learning from a government worker ( Craig Robinson ) that she can change her name to whatever she wants, she changes it to "Princess Consuela Bananahammock", but insists that her friends call her Valerie. Mike is unimpressed by this, and decides to make a point by changing his name to "Crap Bag". Eventually Princess Consuela gets it and changes her name again to Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler plead with a depressed Joey to see their new prospective house, and he meets an eight-year-old girl ( Dakota Fanning ) who makes him realize he needs to let them go.