(Gets her headset out of her purse) Oh God, we've missed you soo much! (Mike takes off his coat to give to Phoebe and the steel band plays "The Wedding Song")
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[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. (Monica walks outside)
Monica: Okay Marjorie, hit it. (Ross and Chandler look shocked)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.) (She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. (cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. (one of the groomsmen gives the rings to Joey)
Joey: (whispering to Phoebe) Okay...
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. (the music ends)
Joey: Friends, family, dog... (they walk off, Ross looks down to Chappy, who he's holding and he gets a whiff of the dog's smell. A dog? But I will need a mirror... as he is me! Chandler: Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party. I'm still ordained from your wedding. Joey: So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right? Mike: I intend to marry her. Mike: No more so than acting. Monica: Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away. One of his groomsmen fell out. Pee on your own time, Mike! Phoebe: I decided to pee. Phoebe: Uhm... well, they're not in the wedding. Phoebe: Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. Ross: (To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today. Ross: And it's a wedding! The lights and the snow. Who has the rings? [Scene: Outside.
Plan: A: Mike; Q: Who is Phoebe getting married to? A: the gang; Q: Who is Phoebe's wedding to Mike nearly upon? A: wedding planner; Q: What is Monica's job? A: one; Q: How many groomsmen does Mike need to walk his dog down the aisle? A: more than a few warnings; Q: How many warnings did Joey give to Mike about Phoebe? A: Phoebe's welfare; Q: What did Joey warn Mike about? A: Chandler; Q: Who fills in for Joey giving Phoebe away? A: the wedding party; Q: What are Ross and Chandler not part of? A: A freak blizzard; Q: What event caused the wedding to be postponed? A: New York; Q: What city was hit by a blizzard that caused the wedding to be postponed? A: a still-ordained Joey; Q: Who is the minister in the episode? A: minister; Q: What role does Joey play in the wedding? A: time; Q: What does Monica know she can pull off the wedding in? A: his family dog; Q: What does Mike decide to let fill in the groomsman position? A: the vacant groomsman position; Q: What does Mike decide to let his dog fill in? A: dogs; Q: What does Chandler fear? A: Central Perk; Q: Where is the wedding of Phoebe and Mike? A: a 42-minute episode; Q: How long was the episode originally? Summary: Phoebe's wedding to Mike is nearly upon the gang, and wedding planner Monica is going overboard, much to everyone's irritation. Eventually it gets too much for Phoebe who fires her intending to do the job herself. Meanwhile Phoebe has also asked Joey to give her away, causing him to give Mike more than a few warnings about Phoebe's welfare. Ross and Chandler also find they're not part of the wedding party but compete when one of Mike's groomsmen drops out and he offers to let one of them fill the position. A freak blizzard hits New York and it becomes obvious the wedding will have to be postponed, but Phoebe and Mike decide to get married outside with a still-ordained Joey acting as minister and Phoebe rehires Monica knowing she can pull it all off in time. Mike tells Ross and Chandler that he's decided to allow his family dog to fill in the vacant groomsman position but still needs one of them to walk the dog down the aisle and Chandler's fear of dogs allows Ross to fill the role only while Chandler fills in for Joey giving Phoebe away. In the end, everything works out and Phoebe has the wedding of her dreams in the snow-filled street outside Central Perk. Note: Originally aired as a 42-minute episode.