(looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs! (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. A lot! And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. Chandler: Not her! He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Missy: Well, Chandler and I used to make out! Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in.] Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show! Rachel and Monica are "dancing".] Rachel: (to Phoebe) Really? Ross and Chandler enter.] Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time. Ross: No. Ross: You broke the pact! Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel? We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party. Which one? [SCENE_BREAK]
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. [Scene: College reunion party. [Scene: Joey's at the game show "Pyramid" with host Donny Osmond.]
Plan: A: Rachel; Q: Who did Ross kiss for the first time? A: Phoebe; Q: Who is disappointed that there is no stripper at her bachelorette party? A: a bachelorette party; Q: What do Monica and Rachel throw for Phoebe? A: a male stripper; Q: What did Monica and Rachel hire for Phoebe's bachelorette party? A: Danny DeVito; Q: Who is the stripper that Monica and Rachel hire for Phoebe's bachelorette party? A: Ross; Q: Who is upset that Chandler kissed Rachel? A: Chandler; Q: Who broke the pact with Monica? A: their college reunion; Q: Where did Ross and Chandler remember the girl they made a pact not to date? A: Kimberley Davies; Q: Who did Chandler break the pact with? A: Pyramid; Q: What game show does Joey guest star on? A: the final round; Q: When does Joey nearly redeem himself on Pyramid? A: the final question; Q: What did Joey mess up on that cost him the game? A: a 42-minute episode; Q: How long was the episode originally? A: Guest stars; Q: Who were Ellen Pompeo and Donny Osmond? Summary: Monica and Rachel throw Phoebe a bachelorette party but Phoebe is disappointed there is no stripper. Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) at the last minute; but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him. He begins to cry. Ross and Chandler attend their college reunion and remember the girl they made a pact not to date. Ross makes his move but discovers Chandler used to make out with her all the time. Chandler informs Ross that he broke the pact as well but with a different girl (Kimberley Davies) at a party. At the same party, Monica and Rachel were visiting and Chandler made-out with Rachel to get back at Ross. Ross is upset because this is also the night of the first kiss between him and Rachel but later finds out he actually kissed Monica. Joey is a guest star on the television game show Pyramid and does horribly. Joey nearly redeems himself in the final round but messes up on the final question, which costs him the game. Note: Originally aired as a 42-minute episode. Guest stars Ellen Pompeo and Donny Osmond