ACT ONE
Scene One - KACL Roz is in Frasier's booth, setting up for the show. Daphne: Mum, he's a child! Frasier: -will bring about in him an inexplicable sense...
Flip to the last page, showing a picture of Bulldog's face with tears streaming down it, attached to a thought bubble with a red balloon inside it. Frasier: I'm devising the ultimate prank, to get my revenge on Bulldog. Frasier: What is that supposed to mean? He holds up his hand. Help, help! Jason comes in, sullen. Jason: Trick-or-treat! Martin and Roz trade a disbelieving look. Moon challenged a trick-or-treater, and he responded by pelting our door with eggs. Niles thinks, then shakes his head. Niles, Daphne, and Gertrude come in. Scene Five - KACL Storage Room The storage room in the basement of KACL where Bulldog now works. THE GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE EVER! They both whisper to each other. This is our trash can! [SCENE_BREAK]
Scene Seven - KACL Frasier is sitting in his booth, which has been modified to a director's booth. [slams chests and slaps hands with Bulldog]
Bulldog: I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, same make and model as Frasier's.
Plan: A: Halloween season; Q: What season has come around again? A: glory; Q: What is Bulldog bathed in after playing a practical joke on Frasier? A: Frasier; Q: Who is humiliated by Bulldog's trick? A: his BMW; Q: What did Bulldog replace with a replica that had been smashed up? A: his revenge; Q: What is Frasier determined to get after Bulldog humiliates him? A: His initial plan; Q: What did Roz scorn when he explained it to her? A: a red balloon; Q: What did Frasier use to cause Bulldog psychological distress? A: scorn; Q: What reaction does Roz have to Frasier's plan to cause Bulldog psychological distress? A: a terrifying scene; Q: What does Frasier set up in the KACL basement? A: zombies; Q: What are the actors dressed as in the basement? A: Martin and Roz help; Q: Who helps with the preparations for the Halloween scene? A: practical jokes; Q: What is not Frasier's strong point? A: one way; Q: How many ways does Frasier think he can stage the greatest practical joke ever? A: direction; Q: What does Frasier change in his plan to stage the greatest practical joke ever? A: Gertrude Moon; Q: Who challenges a child named Jason? A: past seasons; Q: When was Jason the main trick-or-treater in Frasier's building? A: Niles' apartment trick; Q: Where does Jason go trick-or-treating? A: a childish prank war; Q: What does the challenge between Gertrude Moon and Jason lead to? A: two; Q: How many people team up to play jokes on Jason's parents? A: Daphne; Q: Who is Niles's girlfriend? Summary: The Halloween season has come round again. Bulldog is bathed in glory after playing a practical joke on Frasier by replacing his BMW with a replica that had been smashed up. Frasier is humiliated and determined to get his revenge. His initial plan, which involves using a red balloon to cause Bulldog gradual psychological distress, meets with scorn when he explains it to Roz. He then decides to set up a terrifying scene in the KACL basement where Bulldog is working now, involving actors dressed as zombies . Martin and Roz help with the preparations, but they both agree that practical jokes are not Frasier's strong point, so this is bound to fail. After some thought, Frasier realises one way in which he can stage the greatest practical joke ever, even if it means changing direction in his plan. Meanwhile, Gertrude Moon challenges a child named Jason (who was also the main trick-or-treater, in Frasier's building in past seasons) who comes to Niles' apartment trick-or-treating . This leads to a childish prank war between the two; when Niles, Daphne, and Jason's parents step in, though, the two team up to play jokes on them.