"My Big Book of Grievances." According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine". And now I have to get a snake. CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Good-bye Mr. Heckles. I'm gonna die alone. JANICE: And what? MONICA: Mr. Heckles. PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! RACHEL: What? ROSS: Too easy? That's how much you wanted to be with someone! This is Mr. This woman, Alison, from work. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. Yes he is.
Plan: A: Chandler; Q: Who believes he will die alone? A: work; Q: Where does Chandler refuse to date a woman from? A: her nostrils; Q: What part of a woman's body does Chandler refuse to date? A: serious relationships; Q: What do the gang believe Chandler is trying to avoid? A: Monica's downstairs neighbour; Q: Who is Mr. Heckles? A: all his belongings; Q: What does Mr. Heckles leave Rachel and Monica? A: junk; Q: What is Mr. Heckles's belongings? A: evolution; Q: What theory do Ross and Phoebe argue over? A: his life; Q: What does Chandler think is similar to Mr. Heckles'? A: Janice; Q: Who does Chandler call to talk about his fears of dying alone? Summary: When Chandler refuses to date a woman from work, claiming her nostrils are too big, the gang claim this is always his way to avoid serious relationships. Rachel and Monica's downstairs neighbour, Mr. Heckles, suddenly dies, leaving them all his belongings, which is nothing but junk that they have to dispose of. Ross and Phoebe argue over the theory of evolution. Chandler, noticing similarities between his life and Mr. Heckles', believes he will also die alone. Panicked, he calls Janice and arranges to meet her, only to be shocked when she shows up married and pregnant.