(to Leo) Come on. - BETTE'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT
[Bette and Winnie sit at the dining room table, having some water. - CHURCH CONFESSIONAL - NIGHT
[Shane sits in a confessional with a priest. - SLEAZY PRODUCER'S OFFICE - DAY
[Mark and Gomey sit in the office of a sleazy producer, listening to him talk.] Alice is writing on a notepad and Dana is watching a cooking show.] Alice: (surprised) Wow. Burr: Your girlfriend. Gabby: So, who is tDS Gabby: Yeah. Helena: Why don't we find out? It's, you know, it's not just that she's on my board of directors, but there's Tina, the...
Winnie: Well, f*ck, I understand if you don't want to -
Bette: No, it's not that I don't want to. Mark stops her.] May I? Now. Shane: Hair job. She smiles modestly at Tina, trying to look away each time she looks at her. Tina goes stiff and moans. Tina: This is more like it. Um, this is Jenny Schecter for Mr. Burr Connor, please? You're kidding. [Alice puts on her glasses and grabs her laptop.] [Bette dashes over. [Burr tosses his clothes out.] [Dana looks lost.] [Helena puts her arms around Tina and starts to try and kiss her.] [Tina gets up and leaves with Helena.
Plan: A: her latest journalism assignment; Q: What is Alice trying to catch up on when she accidentally runs into her ex-lover Gabby? A: her ex-lover Gabby; Q: Who does Alice accidentally run into when she tries to catch up on her latest journalism assignment? A: Dana; Q: Who's ex-girlfriend is Lara? A: Lara; Q: Who is Gabby dating? A: Bette; Q: Who does Winnie want to recruit to help her win custody of her kids? A: Tina; Q: Who goes house-hunting with Helena? A: an agreement; Q: What do Bette and Tina try to reach over their relationship? A: the CAC's board; Q: Helena joins what board of directors? A: Winnie; Q: Who wants Bette to help her win custody of her kids? A: her custody battle; Q: What does Winnie want Bette to help her win? A: Winnie and Helena's kids; Q: Who does Winnie want Bette to help her win custody of? A: Jenny; Q: Who is worried about losing a job because of her lesbianism? A: a TV star; Q: Who is Burr Connor? A: Burr Connor's; Q: Whose autobiography is Jenny ghost-writing? A: her lesbianism; Q: What did Jenny let slip about her in her autobiography? A: a sleazy producer; Q: Who does Mark and Gomey meet with for their lesbian reality video? A: Shane; Q: Who finds comfort in a church over her recent emotional setbacks? A: a church; Q: Where does Shane find comfort? Summary: When Alice tries to catch up on her latest journalism assignment, she accidentally runs into her ex-lover Gabby and is more surprised to find out that Gabby is now dating Dana's ex-girlfriend, Lara. Bette and Tina try to reach an agreement over their relationship, as Tina goes house-hunting with Helena who comes on board the CAC's board of directors. Bette meets Winnie who wants to recruit Bette over helping her win her custody battle over Winnie and Helena's kids. Jenny is worried that she may have lost the job of ghost-writing a TV star named Burr Connor's autobiography because she lets it slip out about her lesbianism. Mark and his pal, Gomey, meet with a sleazy producer for their lesbian reality video, while Shane finds some comfort in a church over her recent emotional setbacks.