(Kisses him passionately) Bye. Bernadette: Well, live and learn. Bernadette: Which is still so funny. Howard: Fine. Howard: We'd come visit you. In the meantime, I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement specifically to address Penny's annoying personal habits. Leonard: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night? Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it. Penny: Oh, gee, dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning. Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this because Leonard and I are not...
Leonard: Ba-ba-ba-ba. Penny: Shut up. She used to kiss me all the time. They do that when you set it on easy. This man is not my father. Will you please just play along until my dad leaves? Wyatt: Oh! Wyatt: Please, please, please don't give up on her. Wyatt: That's Leonard says he loves you.
Plan: A: Wyatt; Q: Who is Penny's father? A: Leonard; Q: Who does Penny ask to pretend to be her boyfriend? A: Sheldon; Q: Who stays up all night amending the roommate agreement? A: Raj; Q: Who does Howard and Bernadette stay with? A: a woman; Q: Who does Raj complain he will never kiss? A: sympathy; Q: What does Bernadette express? Summary: Penny's father, Wyatt, has come to visit. Since he feels that Leonard is the best man that Penny ever dated, she asks Leonard to pretend that they are still together. Leonard happily plays along until Penny confesses to Wyatt. Wyatt is angry that Penny does not trust him, and pleads with Leonard not to give up on her. Sheldon stays up all night amending the roommate agreement to address her personal habits, and becomes angry to learn that he needn't have bothered. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette stay with Raj in his telescope control room. He becomes drunk and complains that he will never kiss a woman. When Bernadette expresses sympathy, he leans in to kiss her, but ends up kissing Howard.