CHRISTOPHER: And that yard? Come on. KIRK: Yeah, I'm destroying those Stars Hollow middle school kids. LORELAI: Christopher. LUKE: Anna's? LUKE: Aren't the kids selling the wrapping paper to help raise money for a new gymnasium? RORY: Just with Lucy. RORY: Logan.
Plan: A: Earth; Q: On what planet is there peace? A: The Yuletide; Q: What episode finds everyone spoiling for a fight? A: Rory; Q: Who fought Lucy? A: Logan; Q: Who does Rory fight? A: Luke; Q: Who fought Anna? A: Christopher; Q: Who does Lorelai fight? A: the local middle-school kids; Q: Who did Kirk fight? Summary: Peace on Earth. The Yuletide finds everyone spoiling for a fight: Rory vs. Logan, Rory vs. Lucy, Luke vs. Anna, Luke vs. Christopher, Lorelai vs. Christopher, and Kirk vs. the local middle-school kids.