All the women in my family and me have it. How bout that? It's a waste of time. LORELAI: Pretty much. MICHEL: And this speech is about your success in business, yes? Now get in there and kick some butt. Oh, by the way, Jess had a girl in the closet. RORY: Not one strand of real color on that head of yours. SHANE: Yeah? So curious, so full of questions. What about purple? [SCENE_BREAK]
CUT TO STARS HOLLOW HIGH
[Lorelai and Luke are waiting in the hallway. [While Luke walks over to a chair and sits down, Lorelai looks out the door of the school and sees Lane running through the street with bleach on her head. [her mother comes up behind her]
MRS. KIM: Lane!
Plan: A: the Stars Hollow High School local business success speakers forum; Q: Where does Lorelai go to get her personal questions answered? A: the delight; Q: What did Luke think of Lorelai's controversial questions? A: the consternation; Q: What did some PTA mothers feel about Lorelai's controversial questions? A: their closets; Q: Luke and Jess argue about women in their lives and what else? A: the strictures; Q: What is Lane frustrated about in her household? A: the future; Q: What does Lane worry about in regards to her band? A: a colorful, if temporary, display; Q: How does Lane show her independence? A: independence; Q: What does Lane display to ease her frustration about her household and band? A: a severe bout; Q: How much snarkiness does Rory have? A: snarkiness; Q: What does Rory succumb to after running into Shane too many times? Summary: Lorelai's stint in the Stars Hollow High School local business success speakers forum gets derailed by some controversial personal questions, much to the delight of Luke and the consternation of some PTA mothers; Luke and Jess argue about the women in and out of their lives (and their closets); Lane alleviates her frustration about the strictures of her household and the future of her band through a colorful, if temporary, display of independence; Rory runs into Shane one too many times and succumbs to a severe bout of snarkiness.