According to the Relationship Agreement, on the anniversary of our first date, he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day and engage in casual physical contact that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy. Amy: Go home. Amy: Sheldon, you either say something meaningful and from the heart, or you and I are done. Bernadette: Good for you. Bernadette: Was she upset? Dimitri: A woman who says she's your mother but sounds like your father. Howard: How about calling her my wife? Howard: Who can tell? I'll leave. It's our second anniversary. Leonard: Hey. Leonard: Okay. Leonard: Sheldon, are you sure you want to be bringing Raj on your date night with Amy? My mother's just gonna have to learn to make do on her own. Penny is bleaching Amy's upper lip. Penny: Raj. Raj is ejected from the apartment. Raj: I was, but it's their anniversary and I didn't want to be a third wheel, so I figured I'd come over here and hang out with you and Penny on your date. Raj: Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos. Say you love him. Scene: Penny's apartment. Scene: The Comic Book Store. She yells everything. Sheldon: I invited him. Stuart: I'm, uh, having a nightcap. That's from the first Spider-Man movie. Which is cool.
Plan: A: Howard; Q: Whose mother calls him to tell him he's leaving Bernadette? A: the ISS; Q: Where does Howard's mother call him? A: his mother; Q: Who wants Howard to stay with Bernadette? A: Amy; Q: Who forces Raj to leave Sheldon's anniversary? A: Indian; Q: Who does Sheldon invite Raj to his second anniversary with Amy to outsource to? A: their relationship; Q: What does Leonard want to discuss with Penny? A: resents; Q: How does Leonard feel about Raj's intrusion? A: a drunk Raj; Q: Who demands Penny declare her love for Leonard? A: the apartment; Q: Where is Raj ejected from when he demands Penny declare her love for Leonard? A: Stuart; Q: Who does Raj bond with at the comic book store? A: a nightcap; Q: What do Raj and Stuart bond over? A: the next evening; Q: When do Raj and Stuart plan to meet up? A: Amy's flirtatious gestures; Q: What is lost on Sheldon? A: a hurt; Q: Why does Amy try to abandon their date? A: their date; Q: What does Amy try to abandon when Sheldon demands she return to drive him home? A: a stunningly romantic soliloquy; Q: What does Sheldon say to Amy when she threatens to break up with him? A: first; Q: What Spider-Man movie did Sheldon quote a romantic soliloquy from? Summary: Howard's mother, furious to learn he plans to leave her for Bernadette, calls him at the ISS. To pacify his mother, who wants him to stay, and Bernadette, who doesn't, he lies to both. Meanwhile, Sheldon invites Howard-less Raj to his second anniversary with Amy to outsource to the Indian any romantic activities the Relationship Agreement demands of him. Amy forces Raj to leave, so he crashes on Leonard and Penny's date. Leonard, unlike Penny, wants to discuss their relationship and resents Raj's intrusion, but has to accommodate him for Penny. When a drunk Raj demands Penny declare her love for Leonard, Raj is ejected from the apartment and goes to the comic book store, where he and Stuart bond over a nightcap and plan to meet up the next evening. Elsewhere, Amy's flirtatious gestures are lost on Sheldon; a hurt Amy tries to abandon their date. When he demands she return to drive him home, she says she will break up with him unless he says something romantic. He responds with a stunningly romantic soliloquy which she finds incredibly touching until he admits quoting it from the first Spider-Man movie.