Brian: Once...twice. Debbie's chatting with the local boys.] Debbie: Do that. Debbie: We need to be here. Ted: We're his best friends. That's why I'm his new friend. With all the "A Gays" around here? You mind when I get a drink? [Michael hallucinating Ben and Brian going at it by the Soloflex.] [She hands him her tips.]
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who has trouble dealing with the news that his new boyfriend Ben slept with his best friend Brian? A: Debbie; Q: Who needs to do something about the dead boy found behind her diner? A: her sleuthing; Q: What impresses Detective Horvath? A: a shot; Q: What does Ted get at being accepted by the A-Gays of Pittsburgh? Summary: Michael has trouble dealing with the news that his new boyfriend Ben once slept with his best friend Brian. Debbie needs to do something about the dead boy found behind her diner. She impresses Detective Horvath with her sleuthing. Ted gets a shot at being accepted by the elite A-Gays of Pittsburgh.