Dwight: Oh come on. I think Ryan has a life. Jim! Jo: Get everybody sick in the office. Jo: Michael? Must be tough being here with all that going on. [SCENE_BREAK]
Andy: Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect.
Plan: A: Michael; Q: Who thinks he has impressed Jo? A: trouble; Q: What does Dwight make for Jim? A: paternity; Q: What kind of leave did Jim take? A: interesting results; Q: What were the results of Andy and Erin's first date? Summary: Michael thinks he has impressed Jo, only to discover that someone else in the office has caught her eye. Dwight makes trouble for Jim on his first day back from paternity leave. Andy and Erin go on their first date, with interesting results.