A girl-on-girl thing. Be a clown. Dog. LOGAN: I hurt her feelings. LORELAI: It's Alicia. LUKE: You're not a bad mother. Living at your grandparents' place, being in the DAR, no Yale...why did you drop out of Yale?! MEGAN: Well, we're on a soccer team, and we lost our sponsor. RORY and JESS: Cheers.
Plan: A: Rory's old flame; Q: Who is Jess? A: hers; Q: Which life did Jess criticize? A: the DAR; Q: What organization did Jess join after dropping out of Yale? A: Luke; Q: Who sponsors a girls' soccer team? A: Lorelai; Q: Who projects her feelings about being a bad mother onto her dog? Summary: Rory's old flame Jess returns with exciting news about his life - and some criticism about hers (such as dropping out of Yale and joining the DAR). Luke sponsors a girls' soccer team. Lorelai projects her feelings about being a bad mother onto her dog.