And I... Come on. Dwight: [hangs up and runs to the women's bathroom] Anti-flashing task force! Hope nobody's on a diet. I have to go. I know the crap out of women. I wanna break up with Jan.
Phyllis: My mom taught me that. Maybe you're the flasher. Michael: I wanna break up with Jan. Wow. Michael: I'm unhappy when I'm with her. Society doesn't care. The Steamtown Mall. There's a wishing fountain at the mall. This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. This is the women's room. [Dwight takes the Polaroid and crumples it in his hand]
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Michael: Attention, everybody.
Plan: A: Phyllis; Q: Who is the victim of a flashing in the parking lot? A: Michael; Q: Who breaks up with Jan via voicemail? A: women's issues; Q: What topic does Michael try to host a seminar on? A: the women; Q: Who advises Michael to break up with Jan? A: the mall; Q: Where does Michael take the women of the office after his seminar fails? A: the flasher; Q: What do Dwight and Andy search for? A: flyers; Q: What do Dwight and Andy distribute to the women? A: his discomfort; Q: What does Michael discuss with the women about his relationship with Jan? Summary: After Phyllis is the victim of a flashing in the parking lot, Michael attempts to host a seminar on women's issues. When it doesn't go as expected, he takes the women of the office on a trip to the mall, while Dwight and Andy search for the flasher and distribute flyers. At the mall, Michael discusses his discomfort in his relationship with Jan, and the women advise him to break up with her. As Michael breaks up with Jan via voicemail, she suddenly arrives at the office.