It's a great party, huh? Julie: There he is. Ryan: Jimmy? Sandy Cohen is married to Julie. Summer: Get it started, Newport! Without you, Seth is the next unibomber, Sandy is married to Slutty McSlutterman, and Kirsten probably hasn't had an orgasm in, like, a year.
Plan: A: Sandy; Q: Who is married to Julie? A: Kirsten; Q: Who is Mrs. Jimmy Cooper? A: Winchester; Q: Who is Summer engaged to? A: full geek mode; Q: What mode is Seth in? A: a parallel Newport; Q: What is Newport? A: Ryan; Q: Who must change Newport? A: the head; Q: What part of Ryan's body was injured? Summary: Sandy is married to Julie. Kirsten is Mrs. Jimmy Cooper. Summer is engaged to Winchester. Seth is in full geek mode. It's a parallel Newport. And Ryan, stuck there after a conk to the head, must change it.