And for all the times you find me irritating, today you got to watch someone shoot me with a Taser. And just so you know, when this started, I was going to put the TARDIS in a discreet corner of the house, but I've since turned mean, and now it's going right in the middle of the living room on a rotating platform with a sign that says "suck it". Bernadette: Except, Raj is gonna win. Bernadette: I don't know much about Doctor Who, but if, um, you were to put this right outside your front door and open up the back, it would be like your entire apartment was the inside of the TARDIS, which is pretty cool 'cause on the show, the inside of the TARDIS is bigger than the outside. Bernadette: Yes, Penny plays for me. Howard: She's my champion. Howard: That's right, okay, Raj can play for me. I've been going to garage sales my whole life. Leonard: No, but I don't have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me. Leonard: No, listen, we wrote a paper together. Leonard: We're trying to get past a security guard, not rescue Zelda. Let's go. Now we get to go to a university and talk about it? Penny: Whoa. Raj: We are. Raj: You could play Ping-Pong for it. Sheldon: But why are you here? Sheldon: It was. Sheldon: See? Sheldon: So, what are you in for? Sheldon: Well, get over it. Sheldon: Well, not only did we go to Skywalker Ranch, we got in. We are. We don't need to decide this right now. We just need help taking it all out to the driveway. We want to meet George Lucas and become his friends and play with him. We're giving a lecture at Berkeley later today. [SCENE_BREAK]
[ Mrs Wolowitz's house ]
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Howard: Okay, this is the match that decides it all.
Plan: A: Sheldon; Q: Who was tased by the security guard? A: UC Berkeley; Q: Where are Sheldon and Leonard headed to give a lecture on the paper they wrote together? A: time; Q: What did Sheldon and Leonard have to spare before their lecture? A: Skywalker Ranch; Q: Where did Sheldon and Leonard decide to drive by? A: George Lucas; Q: Who does Sheldon want to meet at Skywalker Ranch? A: the front gate; Q: Where did Sheldon and Leonard get past to get to Skywalker Ranch? A: the truth; Q: What did Leonard tell the security guard at Skywalker Ranch? A: a Taser; Q: What is Sheldon hit with when he runs from the security guard? A: home; Q: Where does Leonard go after he is forbidden to return to Skywalker Ranch? A: Mrs. Wolowitz's house; Q: Where are the gang cleaning out for a garage sale? A: A dispute; Q: What happens over Howard's Doctor Who's TARDIS? A: a Ping pong match; Q: How did the gang decide the fate of the TARDIS? A: Penny playing; Q: Who is playing for Bernadette? A: Bernadette; Q: Who says that Amy can have the TARDIS's doors to trick Sheldon into going inside her bedroom? A: Raj; Q: Who does Bernadette say has to take the TARDIS? A: Amy; Q: Who is the person who is about to win the ping pong match? A: the Fourth Doctor; Q: What character does Sheldon dress up as to trick Amy into going into her bedroom? Summary: Sheldon and Leonard are headed to UC Berkeley to give a lecture on the paper they wrote together. With time to spare, they decide to drive by Skywalker Ranch but Sheldon wants to go inside, hoping to meet George Lucas. They get past the front gate, but Leonard tells the security guard the truth. Sheldon decides to make a run for it and is hit with a Taser. They are let off with a warning and are forbidden to return. At home Leonard is initially angry, but admits it was a fun adventure and he enjoyed seeing Sheldon get tased. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang are cleaning out Mrs. Wolowitz's house for a garage sale. A dispute occurs over Howard's Doctor Who's TARDIS - whether to sell it or not. They agree to decide its fate via a Ping pong match with Penny playing for Bernadette and Raj for Howard. Penny starts losing so Bernadette says Raj has to take it can buy it and he starts playing for her with Amy playing for Howard. Amy is about to win until Bernadette says she could have the TARDIS's doors to trick Sheldon into going inside her bedroom. Amy does so, but is disappointed when Sheldon runs into her bedroom dressed as the Fourth Doctor and then leaves.