Audrey and Charlie are doing their parts, while Jen, Dawson and Oliver watch on and Pacey hold the boom mic.] Audrey: This is ridiculous. But kissing Pacey is not weak. First, she breaks up with him, breaks his heart, then he blow her away with a .22. Giving us permission? Good friends. I betray you. I kissed her. It's a terrible idea. Jack comes out into the main room, where the rest of the frat is talking about plans for the day.] Jack: 'Cause, you know, I was just nancying around my room in my thigh-highs, and I thought to myself, "I'm gonna lay a wet one on an unsuspecting fraternity brother, "because that's probably a great way to smooth things over with the house." Joey: Who? Out of order. Pacey: Help. Pacey: Only vaguely. Stepping in the other room for a second. The room has been made up to be a set for a movie, and Dawson is making Oliver's film, with Audrey and Oliver staring. Where are we gonna find an actor who fits the bill, you know? [Eric leans in like he is going to kiss Jack.] [Scene: Jack and Eric's Room. [Scene: Outside the bathroom.
Plan: A: Directing Oliver's movie; Q: What is Dawson's most difficult task? A: an easy task; Q: What is directing Oliver's movie not? A: lead actress Audrey; Q: Who has complaints about Oliver's kissing skills? A: a terrible actor; Q: What did Dawson discover about Oliver? A: Jen's slimy ex; Q: Who is Charlie? A: the bill; Q: What does Charlie fit in the movie? A: a crisis; Q: What does Audrey have during the filming of Oliver's movie? A: the bathroom; Q: Where did Audrey lock herself in during the filming of Oliver's movie? A: Pacey; Q: Who did Audrey kiss during the filming of Oliver's movie? A: her best friend; Q: Who did Audrey feel she was betraying when she kissed Pacey? A: things; Q: What does Joey help Audrey and Pacey smooth over? A: her blessing; Q: What does Joey give Audrey and Pacey? A: Jack; Q: Who is fed up with his fraternity house and decides to move out? A: his friends; Q: Who is Jack fed up with? A: Eric; Q: Who is Jack accused of forcing on? Summary: Directing Oliver's movie is not an easy task. First, Dawson has to deal with lead actress Audrey who has complaints about Oliver's kissing skills. Then he has to recast the other lead role after discovering that Oliver is a terrible actor. Jen's slimy ex Charlie is the only one who fits the bill. During the shooting Audrey has a crisis and locks herself in the bathroom because she kissed Pacey and felt like she was betraying her best friend. Joey arrives to help smooth things over and gives Audrey and Pacey her blessing. Meanwhile, Jack is fed up with his friends and decides to move out of the fraternity house after he and Eric almost kiss and Jack is accused of forcing himself on Eric.