Alicia: About what? Alicia: Cool. Alicia: The guys have been helping me set up my sound system. Alicia: Who says I'm taking advantage of them? Howard: According to Alicia's facebook page, she's hooking up with one of the producers on CSI. I'm moving in upstairs. Leonard: Alicia is an actress, just like you. Leonard: You want to watch Battlestar? Penny (exiting apartment): Oh, hey, guys. Penny:
Alicia: Guess what? Penny: ...chinese food right here. Penny: Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out? Penny: Okay. Penny: The horror! Penny: Well, dead whore on TV, live one in real life. Penny: Well, sort of. Scene: The apartment. Scene: The apartment. Scene: The apartment. Sheldon: Alicia? Sheldon: In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me, he is with Wolowitz and Koothrappali setting up her stereo. Sheldon: The horror! The man says, "well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me." They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants, so your characterization of their behaviour as typical Is demonstrably fallacious. You know that just last week, she had Howard drive all the way to her uncle's house in Orange County to pick up her TV?
Plan: A: The former tenants; Q: Who moved out of the apartment above Leonard and Sheldon's? A: an unsuccessful attempt; Q: How did Howard try to rent the apartment above Leonard and Sheldon's? A: Alicia; Q: Who is the attractive blonde who moves into the apartment above Leonard and Sheldon? A: an aspiring actress; Q: What is Alicia's profession? A: a dead hooker; Q: What role does Alicia obtain on CSI? A: the TV series; Q: What is CSI? A: the guys; Q: Who is fascinated by Alicia? A: the guys' attention; Q: What does Penny lose when Alicia takes advantage of them? A: her friends; Q: Who does Penny try to win back by bribing them with Chinese food? A: Battlestar Galactica; Q: What show does Penny offer to watch with the guys to win them back? A: a quantum physics joke; Q: What did Penny try to memorize to win back her friends? A: the men; Q: Who does Alicia brag about exploiting? A: their incomes; Q: What does Alicia want from the guys? A: the fight; Q: What event caused Penny to be injured? A: one; Q: How many producers of CSI is Alicia sleeping with? A: real life; Q: What does Penny say Alicia is a dead whore on TV, but a live one in what? Summary: The former tenants of the apartment above Leonard and Sheldon's move out. After an unsuccessful attempt by Howard to rent the apartment, an attractive blonde named Alicia moves in. Alicia, like Penny, is an aspiring actress; she obtains a role as a dead hooker in an episode of the TV series CSI. Apart from Sheldon the guys are fascinated by Alicia, and she takes advantage of this by having them help her move in and otherwise labor for her. Penny thus loses the guys' attention, and begins to resent the way Alicia exploits them. Penny tries to win her friends back by bribing them with Chinese food, offering to watch Battlestar Galactica with them, and even memorizing a quantum physics joke. After Alicia brags about her exploitation of the men, while also desiring their incomes, Penny confronts her. Alicia responds that Penny exploits the men just as she does, upon which Penny physically attacks her. After the fight, the guys take an injured Penny back to Leonard and Sheldon's apartment and learn that Alicia is sleeping with one of the CSI producers, leading Penny to comment that Alicia is a "dead whore on TV, live one in real life".