The episode open with a musical number in which the members of Quahog sing about what they want for Christmas . Peter wish to have actress and model Jessica Biel and Megan Fox . He also wish to have lunch with Michael Landon 's ghost and want twelve kegs of beer . Lois wish to visit the Spanish coasts , and " Mexico , with two black guys and some blow " . Chris wish for Jennifer Garner and Meg wish for a Lexus . The neighbors of Quahog also wish for gifts : Herbert wish for a drummer boy ( there is a picture of singer Nick Jonas on the wall while he wish for this ) , Mayor Adam West wish for a tinkertoy , Carl wish for a Blu @-@ ray version of The Wiz and Consuela wish for more Lemon Pledge . Continuing with the song , Jillian Russell wish for Easter eggs , Joe wish for one day when kids don 't stare at him , Bonnie want platinum @-@ plated silverware , Quagmire want " Japanese girls of no restraint " to choke him and then whip him and Mort ( who is Jewish ) say he will sue if they put a Christmas tree in the airport . The song end with various characters appearing in an advent calendar .