As his first activity , Burns have Homer throw silver dollars from the top of a tall building , which instead of winning him popularity just cause injuries and terrify the crowds below . Next , he write out a check and tell Homer to donate it to the Springfield Hospital , but Homer is mistakenly believed to be the donor and receive the credit . Mr. Burns appear on a radio show called " Jerry Rude and the Bathroom Bunch " and is mocked by Rude . Feeling disappointed , Mr. Burns decide to go to Scotland to capture the legendary Loch Ness Monster with help from Homer , Professor Frink and Groundskeeper Willie . After little progress , Burns have the loch drained of water to expose the creature . After subduing the monster single @-@ handed ( although it is not shown , it is mentioned that the monster swallowed him ) , Burns have it sent to Springfield to be unveiled , where " Nessie " turn out to be friendly and charms all of the spectators .