 The episode opens with a musical number in which the members of Quahog sing about what they want for Christmas . Peter wishes to have actress and models Jessica Biel and Megan Fox . He also wishes to have lunch with Michael Landon 's ghost and wants twelve kegs of beer . Lois wishes to visit the Spanish coasts , and " Mexico , with two black guys and some blow " . Chris wishes for Jennifer Garner and Meg wishes for a Lexus . The neighbors of Quahog also wish for gifts : Herbert wishes for a drummer boy ( there is a picture of singer Nick Jonas on the wall while he wishes for this ) , Mayor Adam West wishes for a tinkertoy , Carl wishes for a Blu @-@ ray version of The Wiz and Consuela wishes for more Lemon Pledge . Continuing with the song , Jillian Russell wishes for Easter eggs , Joe wishes for one day when kids don 't stare at him , Bonnie wants platinum @-@ plated silverware , Quagmire wants " Japanese girls of no restraint " to choke him and then whip him and Mort ( who is Jewish ) says he will sue if they put a Christmas tree in the airport . The song ends with various characters appearing in an advent calendar . 
 The episode <a href='uninflect' title='1'><mark>opens</mark></a> with a musical number in which the members of Quahog sing about what they want for Christmas . Peter <a href='uninflect' title='2'><mark>wishes</mark></a> to have actress and <a href='uninflect' title='3'><mark>models</mark></a> Jessica Biel and Megan Fox . He also <a href='uninflect' title='4'><mark>wishes</mark></a> to have lunch with Michael Landon <a href='null_genetive' title='5'><mark>'s</mark></a>ghost and <a href='uninflect' title='6'><mark>wants</mark></a> twelve kegs of beer . Lois <a href='uninflect' title='7'><mark>wishes</mark></a> to visit the Spanish coasts , and " Mexico , with two black guys and some blow " . Chris <a href='uninflect' title='8'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for Jennifer Garner and Meg <a href='uninflect' title='9'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for a Lexus . The neighbors of Quahog also wish for gifts : Herbert <a href='uninflect' title='10'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for a drummer boy ( <a href='dey_it' title='11'><mark>there</mark></a> is a picture of singer Nick Jonas on the wall while he <a href='uninflect' title='12'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for this ) , Mayor Adam West <a href='uninflect' title='13'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for a tinkertoy , Carl <a href='uninflect' title='14'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for a Blu @-@ ray version of The Wiz and Consuela <a href='uninflect' title='15'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for more Lemon Pledge . Continuing with the song , Jillian Russell <a href='uninflect' title='16'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for Easter eggs , Joe <a href='uninflect' title='17'><mark>wishes</mark></a> for one day when kids don 't stare at him , Bonnie <a href='uninflect' title='18'><mark>wants</mark></a> platinum @-@ plated silverware , Quagmire <a href='uninflect' title='19'><mark>wants</mark></a> " Japanese girls of no restraint " to choke him and then whip him and Mort ( who <a href='drop_aux' title='20'><mark>is</mark></a>Jewish ) <a href='uninflect' title='21'><mark>says</mark></a> he will sue if they put a Christmas tree in the airport . The song <a href='uninflect' title='22'><mark>ends</mark></a> with various characters appearing in an advent calendar . 
The episode open with a musical number in which the members of Quahog sing about what they want fir xmas . Peter wish to have actress and model Jessica Biel and Megan Fox . He also wish to have lunch with micheal Landon  ghost and want twelve kegs of beer . Lois wish to visit da Spanish coasts , and " Mexico , with two black guys and sum blow " . Chris wish for Jennifer Garner and Meg wish for a Lexus . The neighbors of Quahog also wish for gifts : Herbert wish for a drummer boy ( it is a picture of singer Nick Jonas on the wall while he wish for this ) , Mayor Adam West wish for a tinkertoy , Carl wish for a Blu @-@ ray version of TdaWiz and Consuela wish fir more Lemon Pledge . Continuing with thdaong , Jillian Russell wish for Easter eggs , Joe wish fir one day when kids don 't stare at him , Bonnie want platinum @-@ plated silverware , Quagmire want " Japanese girls of no restraint " to choke em and then whip hemand Mort ( who Jewish ) say he gon sue if they put a Chrisxmas in thedarport . The dag end with various characters appearing in an advent calendar .