你所在的研究领域有哪些经典笑话？
Big Data is like teenage sex; everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone thinks they are doing it.” – Dan Ariely, Duke University 翻译：hahaha There are two kinds of data scientists: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 数据科学家分为两种: 1)能从不完整数据中进行推断的 There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 世上有10种类型的人，懂二进制的，和不懂二进制的。   Human: What do we want!? 人类：我们想要什么？ Computer: Natural language processing! 计算机：自然语言处理！ Human: When do we want it!? 人类：？什么鬼，什么时候想过要它了 Computer: When do we want what? 计算机：我们什么时候想要什么？ I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. 我有一个关于机器学习的笑话，但讲给新的人听效果不好。 I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. 我有一个关于深度学习的笑话，但我解释不出来。 I have a good Bayesian laugh that came from a prior joke. 已知的这些笑话，让我发出了贝叶斯笑声，嘤嘤嘤-哈哈哈哈 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 人工智能永远赶不上天生的蠢 You do know, that just under half of all data science jokes are below average, right? 你应该知道，半数的数据科学笑话其实是低于均值的哟。 Statistics show that those who celebrate more birthdays live longer. 统计显示，过生日多的人活得更久。 What did one support vector say to another support vector? Answer: I feel so marginalized. 一个支持向量会对另一个支持向量说什么？答案：我感觉被边缘化太严重了。 A："I used to think correlation implied causation. Then I took a Statistics class. Now, I don't." A: 我以前常常认为相关就意味着因果。然而，上了一节统计课之后，我不会这样认为了。 "Sounds like the class helped" B: 听起来这课挺有用的啊。 "Well, maybe" A: 嗯，或许吧。 