Some films are notoriously loud, such as the Star Wars franchise or anything that Michael Bay has ever made. Then there are films that embrace life's quieter moments, like Greta Gerwig's Oscar contender Lady Bird . The Saoirse Ronan-starring mother-daughter film operates at a completely inoffensive level of noise for most of the movie, even if the titular character and her mother (Laurie Metcalf) do get into their fair share of verbal tiffs. So, imagine my surprise when I saw someone created a version of Lady Bird that was, well, the loudest thing ever