The genre would be a dark-but-real-life comedy in a similar way to Rita, Sue and Bob Too with a bit of Black Swan to it – that kind of theatricalness. When I was little, everyone would say I looked like the actress Christina Ricci, who played Wednesday Addams. I like how she's aged, she's got even more fucked up but in a good way. She was a very cute innocent child and now she's in a lot of weird films so definitely her for the actress. The soundtrack would be one of those 80s power ballads with the woman singing and the synths... Donna Summer – "I feel love".