Our relationship to what I like to call the American Royal family is complicated. It feels intimate, so much so that it's easy to forget who made the first move. The Kardashians invited us into their home, and they've done the inviting ever since. Because their image these days is largely social media-controlled, they don't even have to answer to the press all that much. If Jenner wants to keep a pregnancy private for nine months, she can. All she has to do is shut the door. Of course, there's only so many times she can shut us out — it's very telling that Jenner apologised for keeping us at arm's length. You can ghost us, Kylie, but only if you come crawling back with an intimate 12-minute video