"Mom always believed in finding the sunshine in things. Jan, you are the sunshine in my life," the long-haired Weiss said, as the camera turned to his smiling girlfriend in the audience. "And Momma always said, don't ever lose your sunshine. You wonder why I don't like to call you my girlfriend? Because I want to call you my wife." Let the audience erupt in cheers. Let Leslie Jones stand up and point with an expression that says, "Is this happening?" Let Benedict Cumberbatch reveal his boyish genuine smile for perhaps the first time in his career. Let us confirm that Hollywood, like the rest of us, is composed of a bunch of romance-starved saps who will gladly melt at the first display of true love.