And this is where we get to the good part. Like the true boss lady that she was, Crawford decided that instead of attending the actual ceremony, she would accept her Oscar...from her bed. Her excuse was that she was too nervous to leave her room — but come on. I mean, who does that? Can you imagine Emma Stone ever having the audacity to say: "Sorry guys, I'm too nervous about potentially losing this gold statue to one of my rivals so I'm just gonna phone it in from my mattress"?