As someone who can tell you precisely what happened at TanaCon and for some reason still knows what's going on with Logan Paul, I do not take the word "vlog" lightly. There's nothing I love more than getting up close and personal with a stranger for six to ten minutes at a time, which is why I practically fell out of my god-dang CHAIR a few weeks ago when Kylie Jenner tweeted that she had filmed her first vlog. Jenner significantly (at least, to me) chose the vlog format to officially announce the birth of her daughter Stormi Webster, giving us access to the pregnancy journey she had concealed up until a few days after it was over, and I hoped this meant her pivot to YouTube was nigh. On 11th July Jenner tweeted "i filmed my first vlog!!!" And yet, here I sit, vlogless.