Unless you've walked the Victoria's Secret show or have $30,000 to drop on a ticket (and that's if you get the approval of Anna Wintour), chances are you will not be at tonight's Met Gala, where the theme is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination. You can, however, celebrate at home by breaking out your rosary, drinking some blood of Christ (that'd be red wine), and spritzing yourself in scents that smell like Sunday school. You'll probably have more fun, too — apparently everyone hates the ball