Whether you’re happy or sad, in love or heartbroken, pizza is always there to celebrate and console. Nothing is more comforting than oven-baked carbs and steamy cheese — and the best marinara sauce runs red with tomato pulp almost too sexy to just eat. Cheese stretching out of a lover’s mouth? Tempting. Watching hot mozz' stretch out of your own mouth in the reflection of your dark laptop screen? Irresistible.