Now, I don’t have to. Demeter Fragrance Library, a delightfully weird perfume company best known for bottling up scents like eau de Dirt and Rain and Paperback (like the books), has come out with Kitten Fur , which is exactly what it sounds like. After 15 years of trying, the brand says, they’ve finally managed to capture “the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten's neck.” You can buy it as a cologne spray, roll-on perfume oil, body lotion, shower gel, massage and body oil, or an atmosphere spray or a diffuser oil, if you really really really want your whole house to smell like cats.