If you live in New York and are up for the challenge, you can purchase tickets for the screening here . As for me? Nope. You will not find me at this screening. I will absolutely not be there. I will be searching for every lost bobby pin in my apartment. I will be filing my stack of take-out menus. I will be counting each grain of rice in my sushi. Under no circumstances will I be locked in a dark room full of clowns watching a movie based on one of the scariest clown stories ever. For those of you who are brave enough to go to this screening, I salute your spines of steel.