Dear Kelsey,

What do you do when an unreliable and irresponsible friend asks you for help getting a job at your company — and you know they'd do a bad job?

Sincerely,

Awkward

Dear Awk,

I don't know who came up with the adage, "business and friendship don't mix," but I find myself hating that person once or twice a year when it proves to be completely untrue. Perhaps business and friendship shouldn't mix, but they do, inevitably. Sometimes it works out great, but when it goes bad it's atomically bad.

There are obviously a number of factors at play here, including the size and type of company you work for, the value you place on this friendship, and how much your own job means to you. But in any scenario, it comes down to two choices: the brutal truth or the big, white lie.

In the best-case scenario, you'd be able to go to your friend and say, "Listen, I wish I could help you but I just don't feel comfortable referring you for this position because, well, I think you'd do a lousy job and also you're flaky. LYLAS!" And your friend would be like, "You know what? You're right, girl. Thanks for being so real with me." And then, you'd just get pizza.

Unfortunately, I don't think that would fly even on the sitcom-iest of sitcoms. Truth is never a bad decision, but it's not without consequences — not in real life. In this case, the consequence might be the end of your friendship, or at least a very painful fight. No one is perfect, and we all overlook certain imperfections in our friends because, on the whole, that person means more to us than their flaws. But a situation like this puts the flaw center-stage, standing right in the glaring, awkward spotlight, and forces you to acknowledge it. My advice? Fake some applause and go home. You just don't boo at your friend's play.

Your friend has (unwittingly, I'm sure) put you in a lose-lose situation. You don't want to hurt your friend or your friendship, but you don't want to hurt yourself, either. When you refer someone for a job, your own reputation is on the line. If your assessment of her inadequacies is accurate, then either she'd tank the interview or, worse, she'd get hired and tank the actual job. Either way, you'd deservedly take some of the heat because you vouched for her. Furthermore, you'd be setting your friend up for failure — and not unwittingly. Everyone loses. From where I'm sitting, the truth is outweighed by its consequences.

Lying is a kind of losing, too, of course. But in this case, I think it's the lesser loss.