"Already???? That’s insane!!! And inhumane. Contract or not you need to be allowed at least 6 weeks for maternity [sic]," one comment read. People hit her with messages asking her to "take some time." One commenter asked: "Didn’t you birth a human like 5 minutes ago?" There were other comments that were rather gauche, referring to Schumer’s placenta. As we know, the internet is a scary place.