To make sure the shade was just what his wife wanted, the man sent his wife photos of the most olive-looking colors on the wall, then called her to see which ones she liked best. As a bystander in awe, Johnson stood by listening to the conversation and writes that she heard the man say: “Ok, so I sent you the pic. Is that the right one? You wanna know the colors close to it? You just want all three colors??”