Beyoncé and Jay Z went yachting, and all we got are these stupidly dreamy Instagram snapshots. Humph.

New photos posted to Beyoncé's account show the superstar couple looking, if not drunk in love, then seriously smitten at the very least. Also, Jay is smoking a cigar, which you just know had been on ice.

It's unclear where the Carters are cruising on their maritime adventure, but it certainly looks lovely. That gorgeous sky. The beachwear. Don't tell us this is the Hamptons.