...take a sport from England called football, take a snort of glitter-eyed powder-nosed marketing gnomes, a large liquor conglomerate wanting to increase market share, add a white guy called Van Schalkwyk with a take-the-gap mentality and a plastics factory and what do you get? 
…chukua mchezo kutoka Uingereza unaoitwa kandanda, chukua kamasi ya kinyago chenye macho yanayong'ara na pua yenye unga ya mfanyabiashara wa kutangaza bidhaa, pamoja na wabia wa makampuni ya pombe ambao wanataka kuongeza hisa kwenye soko la biashara, muongeze jamaa aitwaye Van Schalkwyk mwenye ile akili-ya-kuhepa uchanganye na kiwanda cha plastiki, unajua unapata nini?