Our more than 155,000 combined followers on Twitter (click here for that) and on Facebook (then click here to subscribe to that) know that on weekday afternoons we regularly share a selection of that evening's late-night jokes before broadcast.
Usually, we publish a collection of these jokes at the start of each week.
Leno: The Grammy Awards this year banned side boob exposure on women’s wear. Not many people know 'Side Boob' is also Joe Biden's Secret Service codename.
Fallon: RadioShack is planning to close more than 500 stores by the end of the year. While its remaining stores will just continue to look like they’re closed.
Fallon: The other day, the Pennsylvania groundhog Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow. And you know what that means — nothing, because that's not how weather works.
Fallon: A new survey found that 17 percent of men in the Marines would leave if women moved into combat positions. The other 83 percent of Marines said, "Wait - we can just LEAVE???"
Conan: A new health study finds a man’s sperm count is lowered if he watches more than 20 hours of TV a week. Or — 20 minutes of “The View.”
Letterman: Congratulations to Baltimore Ravens coach John Harbaugh. He was named the Super Bowl's Most Valuable Harbaugh.
Conan: Sorry if I’m a little down today. I lost $200 in on the Super Bowl — I bet on “electricity."
Letterman: That Super Bowl blackout was the most-watched power outage since Obama’s first debate against Mitt Romney.
Conan: Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco announced his wife is pregnant. Apparently, he went against NFL rules and impregnated the woman he’s married to.
Conan: U.S. employers just added 157,000 jobs to the economy. Of course, most of those were back-up dancers for Beyonce.
Leno: Did you see the Super Bowl? And that blackout? Shows what can happen when Beyonce actually sings live.
Leno: Did you notice Ray Lewis when the Super Bowl lights went out? Force of habit, he just started running.
Letterman: That Super Bowl XIIL power outage lasted XXXIV minutes.
Letterman: No lip-syncing for Beyonce this time. And she was reunited with the Supremes, which was exciting.
Letterman: There I am watching the Super Bowl at home and the lights go out there. Force of habit, I tried to clap them back on.
Fallon: A new study found that having sex should not take the place of actual exercise. Especially at the gym.