Conspiratorial cosmology - the case against the Universe
  Based on the cosmological results of the Planck Mission, we show that all
parameters describing our Universe within the \Lambda CDM model can be
constructed from a small set of numbers known from conspiracy theory. Our
finding is confirmed by recent data from high energy particle physics. This
clearly demonstrates that our Universe is a plot initiated by an unknown
interest group or lodge. We analyse possible scenarios for this conspiracy, and
conclude that the belief in the existence of our Universe is an illusion, as
previously assumed by ancient philosophers, 20th century science fiction
authors and contemporary film makers.
