Profumo di SUSY: Suggestive Correlations in the ATLAS and CMS High Jet
  Multiplicity Data
  We present persistently amassing evidence that the CMS and ATLAS
Collaborations may indeed be already registering supersymmetry events at the
Large Hadron Collider (LHC). Our analysis is performed in the context of a
highly phenomenologically favorable model named No-Scale F-SU(5), which
represents the unification of the F-lipped SU(5) Grand Unified Theory (GUT),
two pairs of hypothetical TeV-scale vector-like supersymmetric multiplets
derived out of F-Theory, and the dynamically established boundary conditions of
No-Scale supergravity. We document highly suggestive correlations between the
first inverse femtobarn of observations by CMS and ATLAS, where seductive
excesses in multijet events, particularly those with nine or more jets, are
unambiguously accounted for by a precision Monte-Carlo simulation of the
F-SU(5) model space. This intimate correspondence is optimized by a unified
gaugino mass in the neighborhood of M_{1/2}=518 GeV. We supplement this
analysis by extrapolating for the expected data profile to be realized with
five inverse femtobarns of integrated luminosity, as expected to be observed at
the LHC by the conclusion of 2011. Significantly, we find that this luminosity
may be sufficient to constitute a SUSY discovery for the favored benchmark
spectrum. Indeed, the winds wafting our way from Geneva may already be heavy
with the delicate perfume of Supersymmetry.
