Chanel No5 (fb^-1): The Sweet Fragrance of SUSY
  We present compounding evidence of supersymmetry (SUSY) production at the
LHC, in the form of correlations between the nominal 5\fb ATLAS and CMS results
for the 7 TeV 2011 run and detailed Monte Carlo collider-detector simulation of
a concrete supersymmetric model named No-Scale F-SU(5). Restricting analysis to
those event selections which yield a signal significance S/sqrt(B+1) greater
than 2, we find by application of the \chi^2 statistic that strong correlations
exist among the individual search strategies and also between the current best
fit to the SUSY mass scale and that achieved using historical 1\fb data sets.
Coupled with an appropriately large increase in the "depth" of the \chi^2 well
with increasing luminosity, we suggest that these features indicate the
presence of a non-random structure to the data - a light fragrance perhaps
evocative of some fuller coming fruition. Those searches having signal
significances below 2 are assembled into a lower exclusion bound on the gaugino
mass, which is shown to be consistent with the prior best fit. Assuming the
forthcoming delivery of an additional tranche of integrated luminosity at 8 TeV
during 2012 that measures on the order 15\fb, we project a sufficiency of
actionable data to conclusively judge the merits of our proposal.
