<mandarin>有时候:you shi hou</mandarin> exam <mandarin>是这这是最费时的:shi zhe zhe shi zui fei shi de</mandarin> because I don't know it's like <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> calculate <mandarin>到:dao</mandarin> Siao


no you use the zeros and ones to calculate the answer


ya ya ya it's it's very complicated, kind of no they will give you the the, first IP address then they give you something else and then like you have to use, calculate the final IP address kind of thing


okay lah I think once you get it and it's quite <mandarin>我现在看回去做也不太清楚了:wo xian zai kan hui qu zuo ye bu tai qing chu le</mandarin> but you need to do like, they will give you like by IP address or like host address then your subnet mask then you have to calculate how many IP address you have inside


kind of thing, no I can't, you ask your brother do it, your <mandarin>哥哥:ge ge</mandarin> can do it well


ah, I don't know, I know what you're talking about, it's like the network


no as long as the web there is, what is it called, I shall find


(hmm) !wah! that's a weird name, , ya it is, you know you should go and take some IT course it will help you


like hack one of the no hack like, crash crash one of the, few lectures in school


like I want to take, one of the modules as elective but they don't allow


which I'm kind of, I don't want to minor this kind of thing leh I will die leh a lot of things to like, study, then I have to study the one zero


one zero one one two two three three, no lah don't have is just zero and one only, binary, sixty


like in Taiwan as a as a bachelor like masters eh bachelors, ya undergraduate class, do you think, eh are we under bachelor, ya undergraduate lor as a undergraduate class will there be


anyone that is older than me, alright


other course (hmm)


why, yup


, bigger, true, no wait


Malaysia younger what, seventeen eighteen, ya


no no no they, they are, like, from what I heard they have like six years


in in secondary school so like, their calculation should be like JC, their primary school is six years also what


five years, ten years lah


one year younger than you maybe, no lah no no wait wait their our secondary school is four years but their secondary school is six years so, ya


ya, but they are still very young, ya they are still very young so, everyone will be like <mandarin>零零后:ling ling hou</mandarin> you know I'll be the only


only


the comment


ya but, you know, true, ya


no lah I don't want to say the name , but like ya there is there is some really is <mandarin>零零后你会:ling ling hou ni hui</mandarin> you you will have the feels that oh lah she's the two thousand two thousand kind of kids lah


you know very typical two thousand kids, like there's the kind those kind of feeling lor, and then will be like , ya, like there's some which is really


but there are also some which, like ya there's a few that are really mature, it mature, , ya


most ya mostly are are quite good, okay kind of people


right, I was like, , it's bad


I think


no lah you can, like <mandarin>融入他们:rong ru ta men</mandarin> I think cause, when I started poly it feels I feel I feel very out, to be honest like maybe my group of friends cause topic wise and like, , ya is different


I mean it's not by a lot but still there's those kind of like, you can feel it lah, ya so


right cause


in the environment you cannot just be yourself sometimes cause <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> you'll feel very left out lah, so you need to really change to fit the environment there, but


I think <mandarin>不会你开始去适应这个环境的时候你会不自觉的:bu hui ni kai shi qu shi ying zhe ge huan jing de shi hou ni hui bu zi jue de</mandarin> go and change lah, like you will know it yourself but, when you look back, ya now when I look back I am afraid that eh I did change I it wasn't it's not something I will do if


I am still with the group of friends that I had in ITE or in secondary school, ya, so it's like when you interact you know when you interact with


right or like people younger than you is another kind of like situation or another kind of like, personality that you would use to interact with them


slowly lah, I mean, keep that in mind, you know, those who really go there by themselves that's really very scary


sternly you will be independent, like


I don't know I feel a difference when I came back from US


like, cause, a lot of things you need to learn how to settle yourself lah


ya, I think,


and I think it's a good thing because, ya, well it's twenty one


legally ya legally is twenty one so, I have friends around me who is


ya ya their family really like, ya, it's like really <mandarin>宠宠坏他们:chong chong huai ta men</mandarin> kind of <mandarin>感觉:gan jue</mandarin> they can't do things on their own they don't know how things work, ya but, I think once you step out of your comfort zone and then do stuff


you know living on your own is another thing already, , ya it's kind of


ya, that's how


ya, I think that's how like, the, for the working but, as of JC it's like more


ya, , I was gonna you you're not gonna miss it that much I guess I mean uni is the same kind of environment


ya because


ya I think circle like circle of friends is different lah but, the way we study should be the same, of course lah I mean every uh level you take it's all different


ya, but it should be alright I feel, hopefully I mean you can <mandarin>认识:ren shi</mandarin> some <mandarin>小哥哥:xiao ge ge</mandarin> there too


no no wait, because that the hall is for <mandarin>新生:xin sheng</mandarin> right like it's what new, freshies, ya it's for freshies


ya so I would say, it's all <mandarin>小弟弟:xiao di di</mandarin> maybe


like those who took a gap year or something


ya, yup yup, so like, in any case they need us to <mandarin>自我介绍:zi wo jie shao</mandarin> our own age


so no matter what I'm <mandarin>十八岁:shi ba sui</mandarin> okay <mandarin>我就是跟你们一样大然后:wo jiu shi gen ni men yi yang da ran hou</mandarin> as you guys grow older we will still be


ya, ya, oh my god, imagine oh my god if they are younger than us then, when we go in they might not be able to go to club and all, local students cannot lah


can mah, if their birthday pass if not like, ya, they say the club there very nice that's what I heard


ya ya bring a guy along is safer


oh okay


I wait, I will see how you do it, but they are they're asking us to pay money


ya ya, you know that the school is the


oh okay I I'm going broke again, is two thousand eight Taiwan dollars, that's, ya ya


is not cheap yeah it's not cheap


wait ah okay I plug, in first, [orh] no I was saying recently a lot of fire broke out in Singapore so I'm not too sure whether is it people


what else do you want you have the topic that we have to talk about and then we don't want to talk about work, track right but eh I think <mandarin>你那种:ni na zhong</mandarin> sensitive information <mandarin>你就不要跟他们:ni jiu bu yao gen ta men</mandarin> share Liao lor


I know lah I know lah


but ya lor true oh my my brother recently want to BTO Liao right, true true true true


ah <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> so <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> brother <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> BTO <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> recently <mandarin>他在:ta zai</mandarin> <mandarin>他在:ta zai</mandarin> consider whether <mandarin>他要买:ta yao mai</mandarin> second second-hand <mandarin>还是要:hai shi yao</mandarin> BTO then I think <mandarin>他去给我妈妈看:ta qu gei wo ma ma kan</mandarin> #Toa Payoh# <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> BTO, eh <mandarin>七百多千:qi bai duo qian</mandarin> leh but in the end I think uh


CPF [bah], but I don't know lah in the end <mandarin>他们没有:ta men mei you</mandarin> go for <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> second-hand <mandarin>他们想要去:ta men xiang yao qu</mandarin> BTO but the stupid thing <mandarin>就是八:jiu shi ba</mandarin> eh <mandarin>所以是八月:suo yi shi ba ye</mandarin> Liao leh that means <mandarin>这个月他们他们要:zhe ge ye ta men ta men yao</mandarin> BTO <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> #Ang Mo Kio# <mandarin>的房子:de fang zi</mandarin> which is like across my house


precisely but the thing is I think err they are considering the location, stay at #Toa Payoh# I mean stay near her parents lah so after that


get the house ASAP right, !aiya! don't know <mandarin>计划赶不上变化:ji hua gan bu shang bian hua</mandarin> , really what it's like they plan plan plan plan <mandarin>到这样久:dao zhe yang jiu</mandarin> then after that <mandarin>一直换一直换:yi zhi huan yi zhi huan</mandarin> so but


uh haven't yet ah but he didn't do so they had to do because you know she's err does it is it considered catholic or some shit like that right they had to go for those marriage counselling that kind I think marriage counselling they go three times then after that they have to do all these ritual right


of course lah <mandarin>我们就在在家里吃牛肉:wo men jiu zai zai jia li chi niu rou</mandarin> leh <mandarin>你觉得:ni jue de</mandarin> , !aiya! my mother got say him lah but then the thing is like err she the way she say him is the Suan Xiao Suan Xiao type but she don't


how to say <mandarin>她不会:tai bu hui</mandarin> we got say something about that before but then <mandarin>我妈妈不会不会管说我们我们会不会要去是信佛还是信什么:wo ma ma bu hui bu hui guan shuo wo men wo men hui bu hui yao qu shi xin fo hai shi xin shen me</mandarin> I think <mandarin>如果如果我明天去:ru guo ru guo wo ming tian qu</mandarin> convert <mandarin>变:bian</mandarin> Allah right I think my mother also like don't really care cause she to to her it's like <mandarin>是你们自己的自由:shi ni men zi ji de zi you</mandarin> why why should I be bothered after I die you all prayed to who how can I care


!aiya! it's not as if we are very pious as well


stop looking at your work email lah !aiya! technically speaking you today took half day leave you should just enjoy your evening, but MC overright leave or leave overrights MC because


no you know my previous company they damn #chao keng# one it's like they they will tell us that if you on leave right it's up to the company I think it's up to the company because <mandarin>他他们很贱他们就会讲说:ta ta men hen jian ta men jiu hui jiang shuo</mandarin> like [orh] <mandarin>你是你你拿:ni shi ni ni na</mandarin> leave then if you Suay Suay sick on that day right then it's too bad lor <mandarin>是你自己的问题你不可以:shi ni zi ji de wen ti ni bu ke yi</mandarin> cancel <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> leave to apply for MC


but I think it's up to the discretion of each company what it's not like err, how do I say, I thought work from home now


oh err so it's a what see each see each other so you guys won't won't forget each other's face


eh precisely leh my brother was telling me that he cannot recognise his students' face today when they remove the mask then <mandarin>我就跟他说:wo jiu gen ta shuo</mandarin> !aiya! you should distribute the special mask to them right that prints the lower part of their face on the mask then <mandarin>你就可以记得他们是谁:ni jiu ke yi ji de ta men shi shei</mandarin> Liao


you know


oh, eh but <mandarin>你们你们的家没有拜七月的:ni men ni men de jia mei you bai qi ye de</mandarin> ah


but then the thing is like


!aiya!


oh ya you know like err Thomas was asking whether we want to meet up for Amanda's birthday then after that <mandarin>我就问他们:wo jiu wen ta men</mandarin> eh <mandarin>你们这个礼拜可不可以:ni men zhe ge li bai ke bu ke yi</mandarin> you know what Grace tell me or not err this week I cannot then I was like thinking [orh] you busy with work ah or you got what like special events <mandarin>她就跟我讲:tai jiu gen wo jiang</mandarin> err <mandarin>没有这个月:mei you zhe ge ye</mandarin> err <mandarin>因为你懂:yin wei ni dong</mandarin> hor <mandarin>拜三是七月:bai san shi qi ye</mandarin> so you know is better for me not to go out then I'm like err so you're not gonna go out for the whole of the month <mandarin>她就跟我讲:tai jiu gen wo jiang</mandarin> no only for this week Nia


then <mandarin>我在想:wo zai xiang</mandarin> no, !huh! really meh but the thing is that first day is on a Wednesday what you can meet us on like Thursday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday


!huh! really meh <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>七月十五:qi ye shi wu</mandarin> is like the <mandarin>中元节:zhong yuan jie</mandarin> or some shit like that, flood , but the thing is that


then <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> burn mask <mandarin>给你的:gei ni de</mandarin> ancestor, !aiya!


I also gain weight what everyone gains weight, eh but I think <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> hormones <mandarin>我不懂是不是:wo bu dong shi bu shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>心理作用:xin li zuo yong</mandarin> right then I feel like you know there's pimple all over


got one bump here, like, here also ya, your aloe vera aloe vera works


but <mandarin>你有去看那个:ni you qu kan na ge</mandarin> skin doctor right, little bit of, but actually eczema <mandarin>你最好不要吃鸡肉:ni zui hao bu yao chi ji rou</mandarin> ah I heard that <mandarin>鸡肉:ji rou</mandarin> is a trigger point


antibiotics, ya I feel that <mandarin>因因为我们老了:yin yin wei wo men lao le</mandarin> no the thing is like you see previously like even if I come menses all this right my my face also don't don't break out but now !waliao! the the period is like want come don't come then <mandarin>在那边一直:zai na bian yi zhi</mandarin> pimple pimple !wah! I see already also irritating


!wow!


bro I is well zero point three is not even zero point five so okay lah


!aiya! what to do, eh but I think it's a it's it's it's a thing that if you gain a lot of weight right <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> wreck <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> wreck <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> kind of wreck <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> hormones then affect <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> menses


I agree lah but the thing is at least I don't drink you sometimes still go drink, but I think err <mandarin>你如果真的要:ni ru guo zhen de yao</mandarin> lose weight <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> right the maybe after <mandarin>八点不要吃东西:ba dian bu yao chi dong xi</mandarin> Liao lor


but I think <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> dinner <mandarin>是可以吃:shi ke yi chi</mandarin> but <mandarin>早点吃:zao dian chi</mandarin> lor


<mandarin>可是我就觉得:ke shi wo jiu jue de</mandarin> like <mandarin>如果下个礼拜开始做工:ru guo xia ge li bai kai shi zuo gong</mandarin> hor then <mandarin>我这个礼拜就变得很:wo zhe ge li bai jiu bian de hen</mandarin> motivated to make a to make a lot of things so yesterday I baked cookies then I cooked dinner


kind of I have to I have to worry one thing


ya to me I I I just think that [orh] <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> just <mandarin>做:zuo</mandarin> lor clock six months experience then you know <mandarin>顺便:shun bian</mandarin> get <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> postgraduate diploma then <mandarin>在去找新的工:zai qu zhao xin de gong</mandarin> I mean if it's good enough then maybe I'm


err no postgraduate from SHRI, ah true hor, [orh] <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> lah <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> cause <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> take <mandarin>那个什么的:na ge shen me de</mandarin> lor


true lah actually <mandarin>你讲真的他们有讲说你你去读:ni jiang zhen de ta men you jiang shuo ni ni qu du</mandarin> masters <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> right actually it's not about getting that qualification it is about getting connections ya so I think that's why INSEAD <mandarin>的那个:de na ge</mandarin> school fees very very expensive even though they're they're teaching you the same thing


true true lah let me see, okay but I think


eh but I realize that you know err in terms of like looking for HR business partnering job right they have this like they slowly have this requirement for you to have a post postgraduate diploma in HR like having a degree itself is no longer sufficient not as if like I remember anything from my degree lah like I I felt that everything that was taught to me during my degree years right I already return them already


!aiya! as in as in like <mandarin>你现在在做工:ni xian zai zai zuo gong</mandarin> then <mandarin>你再读的东西:ni zai du de dong xi</mandarin> right then <mandarin>你会想说:ni hui xiang shuo</mandarin> oh <mandarin>我怎样去:wo zen yang qu</mandarin> translate then which is also same thing is like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> few years down the road <mandarin>你还是要去:ni hai shi yao qu</mandarin> if err kind of further <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah ya lah true lah I have to agree lah so the thing is that <mandarin>我现在可以忘记:wo xian zai ke yi wang ji</mandarin> but in terms of while you are studying you must know how it applies back into your job regardless whether is it for now or for future then of course like a few years down the road <mandarin>你所学的东西:ni suo xue de dong xi</mandarin> you <mandarin>没有用:mei you yong</mandarin> Liao so you have to kind of upgrade yourself by studying something new lor


but let me check their post whether they have postgraduate diploma, the SHRI one very cheap what five thousand over only


, but then they only offer post diploma certificate otherwise you took take specialist diploma but specialist diploma is like before degree and after diploma


after bachelor's so you must have degree for for you to take postgraduate, <mandarin>我看是你所学的东西:wo kan shi ni suo xue de dong xi</mandarin> whether you translate it back into your work if not <mandarin>你所学的东西如果你不要去:ni suo xue de dong xi ru guo ni bu yao qu</mandarin> think about how you want to apply whatever you learn at work right it is <mandarin>真的是:zhen de shi</mandarin> not gonna be useful ah


err <mandarin>你要去那我等一下:ni yao qu na wo deng yi xia</mandarin> send <mandarin>你那个:ni na ge</mandarin> link <mandarin>然后你:ran hou ni</mandarin> must complete err complete a thing and then just like you know upload the recording


they will let us know [bah] like whether can or cannot then can continue or not, !wow! we are only like one quarter there


wells what are the other topics that we can talk about they they got this question that if you are at a restaurant , but I think the thing is also <mandarin>他们也不可以:ta men ye bu ke yi</mandarin> like <mandarin>跟你讲什么:gen ni jiang shen me</mandarin> topic to <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> they have to think about all this like neutral neutral topic because the thing is also that I realize for them right <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> when I apply for it <mandarin>他们有问:ta men you wen</mandarin> like oh <mandarin>你有没有:ni you mei you</mandarin> partner like <mandarin>如果你没有:ru guo ni mei you</mandarin> partner <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> they can match you with someone who doesn't have a partner so


well it's still money right


ya lah but then again <mandarin>就是这样:jiu shi zhe yang</mandarin> lor <mandarin>我我觉得:wo wo jue de</mandarin> like <mandarin>他们给的:ta men gei de</mandarin> topic <mandarin>就要是要那种:jiu yao shi yao na zhong</mandarin> err <mandarin>就算是陌生就算是陌生人我们也可以谈一谈的那种:jiu suan shi mo sheng jiu suan shi mo sheng ren wo men ye ke yi tan yi tan de na zhong</mandarin> topic


if not it's like they look at you you look at the person then it's like awkward max you don't even know what to say


it's like the recent it's like the recent case with that guy lah Wan Ping Wan Ping's cousin ah , ya , then how ah I think but the thing is also that I I just felt that if you never meet the person before


but I feel that I mean personally right I feel that it is like if there's something that means that if there's gonna be a possibility then he would try with the conversation but it's like you slowly like one message a day also depending on what's the topic lah you just like one hi eat breakfast already eat lunch already eat dinner already


ah, then what I don't know then what did your previous


make you do that accept him, because you bro zone you bro zone guys very fast what so


but it's also how the other party create create this image for you to understand him what, you are just asking for it lor


but you do know that marriage is marriage is plain water it's not like fanciful drinks


true I watched like actually <mandarin>我我看那个戏:wo wo kan na ge xi</mandarin> right <mandarin>我只看到:wo zhi kan dao</mandarin> I don't know <mandarin>第五集还是第六集:di wu ji hai shi di liu ji</mandarin> but I feel <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> feel that a bit draggy leh ya ya ya ya


no because I was watching on the Ipad with the app then err then cannot


I think ya lah


but the thing is what if your brother is gay


!aiya! you won't know what <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> like when shit hits the fan maybe he will be there to you know stare up step up


[orh] you mean take degree ah, !aiya! <mandarin>跟我弟弟一样:gen wo di di yi yang</mandarin> what actually <mandarin>他现在要想要:ta xian zai yao xiang yao</mandarin> take degree <mandarin>他还不知道:ta hai bu zhi dao</mandarin> like what he wants to do then because you know just now I was telling you about <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> PA <mandarin>他们有:ta men you</mandarin> offer like scholarship for <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> grassroot leader to take a degree with SUSS then <mandarin>我看看看:wo kan kan kan</mandarin> right it's like !wah! <mandarin>他那个:ta na ge</mandarin> scholarship hor <mandarin>还有那种:hai you na zhong</mandarin> GPA requirement <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> like <mandarin>如果你没有:ru guo ni mei you</mandarin> hit four point zero right then <mandarin>他们就不会:ta men jiu bu hui</mandarin> award <mandarin>你那个:ni na ge</mandarin> scholarship leh but there's full time study lah then if you take the part time studies it's like you have to maintain a three point zero GPA


and my GPA <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> low two point three during diploma


true lah <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> it is a different I think it's a different thing leh because the thing is that I started off with SME so the climb is relatively easier Nat job hops a lot as compared to you leh


but <mandarin>你没有:ni mei you</mandarin> job hop <mandarin>到她那样:dao tai na yang</mandarin> bad what <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> at least <mandarin>很像:hen xiang</mandarin> hor <mandarin>你的你在你在你的:ni de ni zai ni zai ni de</mandarin> ex <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> first company <mandarin>你也是有:ni ye shi you</mandarin> at least three years leh, after that is like one year two years one year


(ah) but then the thing is that I thought weaker organisation will be more structured, but okay lah so <mandarin>那天:na tian</mandarin> err <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> recruiter <mandarin>打电话给我:da dian hua gei wo</mandarin> then <mandarin>她们就问我:ta men jiu wen wo</mandarin> whether I'm still looking out for a job then I tell them that I am lah so so the thing is that she was asking me like you know why did I resign from my work which is which is like those standard question lor then <mandarin>她就问:tai jiu wen</mandarin> then <mandarin>我就跟她讲说:wo jiu gen tai jiang shuo</mandarin> like err you know it was SME and then I felt that SME couldn't give me the development I want lah then <mandarin>她就讲:tai jiu jiang</mandarin> oh actually <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> err


maybe, I mean I know that it should be a quiet room ah but there's no such thing as a totally quiet room it's like <mandarin>我觉得真的如果有一个:wo jue de zhen de ru guo you yi ge</mandarin> motorcycle <mandarin>驾过去:jia guo qu</mandarin> right <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> app <mandarin>一定可以:yi ding ke yi</mandarin> capture <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lor


ah I think ya because it's at the mic,


but a lot of people complain what like <mandarin>为什么一直:wei shen me yi zhi</mandarin> fly <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> aeroplane, are you sure that they are protecting the country


but the thing is that I felt I no I recall that y'know being pilots right they have to maintain like don't know how many hours of airtime each year so maybe <mandarin>他们现在不可以:ta men xian zai bu ke yi</mandarin> like you know no more out err outgoing flights right then <mandarin>他们现在就在是在新加坡绕圈圈:ta men xian zai jiu zai shi zai xin jia po rao quan quan</mandarin> to do maintenance for the plane


okay what, the Thomson line <mandarin>你要到什么二零三零年:ni yao dao shen me er ling san ling nian</mandarin> ah


!wow! !wow! just !wow!


so then after that we were saying that eh <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> wake <mandarin>现在还可以去:xian zai hai ke yi qu</mandarin> meh then <mandarin>她的同事就很:tai de tong shi jiu hen</mandarin> uh <mandarin>她的她她就去问他的那个同事:tai de tai tai jiu qu wen ta de na ge tong shi</mandarin> then <mandarin>她的同事讲:tai de tong shi jiang</mandarin> !aiya! <mandarin>现在三十个人了:xian zai san shi ge ren le</mandarin> lah <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> lah <mandarin>你觉得有这样多人会要去:ni jue de you zhe yang duo ren hui yao qu</mandarin> meh and which is like so !ouch! lor and the second part she say that !aiya! <mandarin>就算去你去了你觉得他们会留很久:jiu suan qu ni qu le ni jue de ta men hui liu hen jiu</mandarin> meh <mandarin>就坐一下子给那个白金就走:jiu zuo yi xia zi gei na ge bai jin jiu zou</mandarin> Liao then I'm like !wah! she damn on point sia then my sister even


I think it depends on how close you are with that person to actually see how long you will stay but the truth is it's just colleagues what <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> colleagues <mandarin>的话你会去那个:de hua ni hui qu na ge</mandarin> wake stay <mandarin>很久:hen jiu</mandarin> meh


err okay lah <mandarin>我也没有我也没有很:wo ye mei you wo ye mei you hen</mandarin> interested to attend funeral <mandarin>通常我都已经在叫:tong chang wo dou yi jing zai jiao</mandarin> eh people who are going to eh <mandarin>顺便贴:shun bian tie</mandarin> up #bei kim# I usually don't go one, don't have good energy bad energy will follow you no lah I'm saying in general lah


[orh] err true, true true oh


I want die at sixty but the the average lifespan of like Singaporeans is like eighty something


uh, uh


ya true, maybe she needs it more


<mandarin>你的你的你的私生女:ni de ni de ni de si sheng nv</mandarin>


eh <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> consider <mandarin>她的有可能是:tai de you ke neng shi</mandarin> baby fat Wor, <mandarin>你叫她你叫她每天:ni jiao tai ni jiao tai mei tian</mandarin> mayday <mandarin>一下:yi xia</mandarin> lah so <mandarin>她:tai</mandarin> maybe <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> secondary school <mandarin>就会瘦下来:jiu hui shou xia lai</mandarin> Liao


what did they use, [orh] okay, okay sure, but I felt like I was speaking a lot English previously isn't it


I don't understand okay


I had been through that stage but I felt that it is also important for you to realize your how to say err your own health especially after work, it's like if it's after eight o'clock right stop looking at email stop replying you just you can wait until like maybe next day nine AM to actually reply


I mean


but actually it's the same for me lah, okay, but I don't know maybe it's easier for me to tell you that don't look at work then when I start work I also go back to being a workaholic


ya your illegitimate daughter


what


!aiya! you eat sushi also eat that few you don't eat sashimi one !waliao!, tell her then ask her ask her what else does she don't like that kind of like coincides with your dislikes


pink, purple, ah okay lah okay lah


eh infringement of like what copyright issue oh no no no PDPA PDPA yeah, twelve dollars per hour is for the trial so after you finish the trial right and then they okay us then they will they will actually tell us like after they after they okay us means they recruit us as the last batch right then they will pay us eighteen dollars per hour


so it's depending on like how, I think about once or twice a week ah, ya


don't know eh there's that's what it was written here err you can submit audio own time own target from August to October check in with your family or friends in your own free time and earn eighteen dollars per hour paid twice a week


ya, but I think I we will only know more after we go through this lor, no they will still pay you your twelve dollars but you won't be how to say recruited to do further recordings


yes, there's no such thing as easy money lah you think about it if you go and gamble right especially at Singapore pools you still have to give in that one dollar in for that opportunity to earn that one million dollar in total and the fact that the chances are so low for you to win


but I think we have to do like slightly over one hour because the front part, [orh] sure


oh okay wait now I know already speak in moderate volume make sure the recording screen on the app don't show any red waves indicating it's too loud, how to wear


your laughter no your laughter is too high pitched, when it's higher pitched then the the sound seems to be higher


ha true, ya ya shit I that's why I tell you tomorrow I need to call the recruiter to ask them because the thing is that I need the the previous JD right that I saw on Indeed wasn't like err wasn't so detailed so


of course I will take it lah it's so near my house firstly and secondly I think that the the exposure right I think I get it I can learn new things in terms of HR


yes they decided on work days not like someone who takes so long to decide well okay anyway back to the point so they decided to do they move over to work days right the, they are actually in the midst of moving over so I think like they the potting side right they they need to the management needs to be very busy with that so she was saying that once I joined in to actually support them under operations side right like in terms of their err migration system migration right she said if if needed right she I might need to help them with this project as well


ya it's like I'm like okay lor can, like even if I have to OT for you to actually have that exposure right I don't mind


actually I think in life you have to make sacrifices, to, ya lah that's why


[orh] I kind of miss India a bit , like you know the the the only part that I miss about my my old company is that the opportunity to travel even though I'm doing like, I don't know some weird stuff and like when I left right like my colleague was telling me that oh you know they promised me like travel opportunities and thanks to COVID none of them get to travel


okay I know I'm a bit like spiteful here but yeah, wells, it is that kind of thing what like they promised you they promise you heaven and earth when when really can give or not it is like another thing that's why it's like you know when I left right and then my my ex-colleague is like telling me oh you you know they say that they will give me the chance to do this oh they will give me the chance to do that it's just like I I don't know whether I should tell her err I've heard the same line before and I just felt that every manager because technically speaking our big boss is the same so it is like the things that she's that was said to me before right is now being repeated to to my ex-colleague


ya so I just keep quiet and say oh okay ah not bad but the the truth is also that I know I know it like I went through this stage where I thought this could have been given to me as a form of opportunity but the truth is also that while I have the opportunity the workload and responsibility is also higher and at the end of the day it doesn't they don't compensate you accordingly which is the worst part


ya lah, the room is, in a mess or not in a mess


!wah! I tell you right I damn I think I damn on point like like this week I feel like cooking dinner for my family then today I was asking my mum eh do you want to eat rice or you wanna eat pasta tonight then my mum was like pasta no more already don't cook pasta then I'm like shit lah got lah faster decide choose one then she don't want reply me so in the end we went out for dinner


ya, so much for, actually I don't know leh like technically speaking schools are the school is open right


ya I think cause e-learning the synchrolus synchronous learning doesn't really work, that means like full e-learning, err I think there's a limitation as to what I mean in terms of lecture wise I think it's still okay lah but then the how to say


no I I just felt that the lecturer must be able to kind of like because like you know when you are correct engagement is one thing but example like if you're studying remember we are studying accounting right I think it's very straightforward you are down there then you just do it but then in like those like problem based learning kind of err lecture right it's it's gonna be a bit difficult because it's like you remember previously we are actually grouped up into groups so if you are done online it means that your your tutorial is relatively shorter because like


you got nothing much to talk about then you all just break up into groups and then have your own meeting and then come back to re one-on-one, I mean that's how I I think about it ah but in actual truth whether does it really happen like that I I I'm also not too sure


you want can consider TCM lah but very very strict dieting lor, , ya lah if I if I get a job right I don't mind


you go and research first lah which want you want go to, Aimin is the China one there's the other one is that one right is it I I read reviews they say it's quite effective


they a lot of people say it's quite effective lah, control diet right


no I think there's certain things that she she cannot eat carbohydrate right more protein lor, the Novena one is the damn extreme one but you lose damn fast, that means you really don't eat or you eat only


, ya, ya correct correct but the thing is that , the TCM helps in for me I felt that the TCM helps in a way is that like if you you are on a diet right it helps you to give it gives you energy in some way lor


yeah


it will bounce back lah, you totally won't lose meh, no because hormone pills makes you put on weight what like even you drink water you also gain weight


yes, so that's the thing lah, but then like well right now right now I damn <mandarin>乖:guai</mandarin> like, no cold stuff


like literally no cold stuff you know just now when we went out for dinner and my mom was like oh let's go and have dessert and they order a freaking Bubur Cha-Cha, cold one and <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> like shit, I mean today don't have lah because you know seventh month mah then need to come back and pray


most importantly she needs to come back and watch her show, what time, shit man honestly I I think I need to call the recruiter tomorrow I feel damn anxious it's like I don't know whether is is it like I shouldn't have asked for a negotiation on the pay


but I felt that if I don't ask it's like <mandarin>对不起自己:dui bu qi zi ji</mandarin> kind of feel, !aiya! see how then next week next week we we gonna have a gathering with like Thomas Amanda and Grace it will be fun cause Thomas will be so bitchy


err true lah, but then the thing is that my final my the final straw is I ask and I didn't get


it's okay lah just look for the next better one out, what to do, know my friend was like you know my friend was telling me that [orh] she really cannot take it anymore she wanna resign and then next year go Bali and find a work then my reply to her was so despressing it's like provided we can get out of Singapore first all of us are in jail right now


I think she pretend she don't reply me, #Mong Qian# lah


ya she single for some time already then she damn funny lah she's like you know after they went to they went to Greece right then they came back, they broke up ya so then we were like say saying her lah it's like you you need one trip to tell you that he's not suitable for you then after that you know when I was she was like she was like moaning and then she was like crying depressed like oh you know I'm gonna be single for life


then after that the the boyfriend I think kind of change a bit and then entertain her a bit and then they patched back together right then after that one day we we were having to get dinner together I was then I was like you know how's your boyfriend that kind of thing she's like oh I didn't tell you that we broke up then I'm like what, in the world are you talking about like I didn't know this piece of news until you just told me dude then she was like


oh I broke up with him because I find that err I don't know is it like he's too broken and then I I I felt that there's no way I'm gonna patch it and I just don't care anymore, then I just break up with him lor then I was like oh okay, if it works that way, she won't lah she she just felt that like you know she


I think it is the matter it is like she she kind of refer to herself like a child that has a toy with her and then that toy seems to be broken and she doesn't want it anymore she don't even want to bother try to repair it


ya but the thing is also that it is also that depending on how much you love that toy to the the the degree of broken-ness what, losing of weight


eh I saw her at IAL before leh, ya she damn pretty in real life, ya I know but then the thing is that you should do maintenance and everything what she got the points do you know that my ex-company the marketing manager was also participated in Miss Singapore even though she didn't win Miss Singapore she was in that pageant and


at at the age of like thirty something can see that she's still quite pretty ah, why leh, oh have we reached one hour yet


oh now it's fifty three minutes so we need to do like another ten minutes


but I think their achievement is more in China what, eh you remember to contact your insurance agent leh recently there has a change in the terms for the


so my my my my agent recently like WhatsApp me lah to say that you know there's err, they've a new definition the critical illness


have to review the policy to see whether we need to do any coverage lor fuck lah I feel that it's like, it's like, that means the thing is that example right the critical illness definition is being renewed so that means previously the critical illness is very vague mah


I don't know leh because the thing is that there's gonna be like under the old critical illness definition I think they they cover certain things then the new one they don't cover already


so it's a matter of like whether you do you want to actually top up to actually be covered


owner lah, I don't know leh but I don't know lah I felt that because my agent, I've been with my agent for very very long and even though she has her own team right and


she was she was sharing with me recently that she might have the opportunity to actually go China and, like you know expand the the company's business in China, so but then because of COVID she wasn't able to actually go to China anymore


but the thing is that, when I text her she still kind of reply me ah but, #Yi Li# was telling me something different it's like err she was asking my insurance agent about certain things and, my insurance agent never really, like get back to her but then as I was saying that I felt that my one is okay lah maybe because I don't expect like immediate reply or


you know eventually she reply me then I'm I'm okay and I quite low maintenance also, maybe that's the difference ah but #Yi Li# was like saying that no lah I was asking her about you know like err claiming of insurance and then she she didn't really reply me


but my my my agent also damn Daebak lah she went for surgery and then she was not she's not able to actually like entertain anyone for one week


ya, she's the same age as me Wor, ah true but then my one I don't think have a lot of like err


red lines, [orh] my one also cannot see leh, but maybe because I didn't place it right very near myself


I don't even know whether it will capture the fan noise, like I know the mic will the mic will capture, I don't know if my mic will capture but then the app the phone might not capture because I placed it somewhere else


!wah!, are you looking at your emails now, actually I was thinking eh like like like Changi airport they have all this transit right then if they don't they don't have all this transit does all the businesses still open or they remain closed


then if they remain close they, but then she's under the administrative side what she's not the like you know the operation side


and uh but then it's like everyone knows that she was dating that guy during poly what


do you can can you imagine that when she's pregnant then you when you see her kids does it take one year or does it take like three years, !wow! but


!huh! but if her <mandarin>房子:fang zi</mandarin> next year then <mandarin>来:lai</mandarin> that means she BTO like at least four years back leh, err <mandarin>别人别人是明星:bie ren bie ren shi ming xing</mandarin> Wor


well that's why you must have that sense of you know secretiveness, but I think you know my the previous accounts aunty right she's doing direct direct selling eh


Abigail lor, she she contacted me recently it it's like, I don't know whether is it like consider MLM but then the thing is that what she was telling me is that she decided to run her own online business then I realised that the online business is also you have to recruit people to join you I mean


I felt like it's a bit MLM ah but it's just that the things that you are selling is you decide one the course like teach you the structure of setting up an online business but of course you must I think you must pay like the enrolment fee then they have like free videos for you to watch to learn how to like analyse


err like those digital marketing kind of things, then she was like saying that oh you know if you join you can like recruit people who are not happy with their work and just take a few hours a day to actually like you know, drive your own which sounds to me like you know MLM which is like direct sales


that means you must find people who who wants to actually do the selling as well so after that I was telling her that it's not for me then !wah! she damn hardcore she still send me then recently she was complaining like [orh] you know


, eh but that one is also based on err what is that diet one that means you limit what, no the sixteen pills right okay previously when I did it right it was supplements that means I know that like because I only


I went on considered keto diet that means I only eating proteins only, eh that one is not keto I'm on I was on atkins diet that means like I only eat proteins only, so when you are like replenishing proteins in your body right to repair your damaged cells right the thing is you don't have any other err vitamins or like


how to say the energy that you need lah from the vitamins so you have to eat supplements to kind of, compensate it lah, but the thing is also


well, but the thing is why did you guys eat at Popeyes sia


oh I tell you hor recently err I went to have KFC and it's shit, my mom and I, I use already because because I want to use the voucher so I went to have dinner with my mum on friday at KFC so the best part is that my mom decided to order their two piece chicken


which is something that I will never order, their cheese fries is okay lah but then the thing is like everytime I go there I will eat like bandito pockett, same fries, same fries same cheese also what it's just that <mandarin>一个有:yi ge you</mandarin> <mandarin>一个有那个:yi ge you na ge</mandarin> sour cream <mandarin>一个没有:yi ge mei you</mandarin> sour cream <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> lor


Burger King Burger King <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> mayonnaise <mandarin>跟:gen</mandarin> cheese <mandarin>而已没有它没有那个:er yi mei you ta mei you na ge</mandarin> spring onions, I prefer KFC cheese fries more than Texas cheese fries


but I prefer Texas chicken over KFC chicken, KFC chicken got this like taste that is like , then my mom is like saying that no, you check the cost first lah


ya, okay wait for me to sign my contract first then we talk about it, because I think like after that six months it is it is possible to


no I'm I'm talking about like like I should be able to anyway I also need to lose weight by like October November, no my new IC I can wait until next year but the thing is that


you know my friend ask me to be her bridesmaid, ya her wedding is changed to like may next year and I think we are pretty much done, I don't know maybe they think that May is a good time


so and that's all we are done, no lah don't need what eh don't need already right just pause what, really meh


so okay okay okay I haven't haven't I haven't even stop it yet so temporary clap once then put back your earpiece and start talking both speakers have to put back on the earpiece but ensure are in different rooms during recording prompts so we talk about mother tongue conversion don't have what


no what they because the thing is that different rooms each speaker prepares two devices one device for talking to each other on earpiece another device for voice recording so that each app only records one voice so both speakers temporarily put your phone on speaker mode one speaker claps once for the sound wave to be captured on both recording devices then put back your earpiece to start talking but I think they don't want the person to like <mandarin>自己讲话自己送:zi ji jiang hua zi ji song</mandarin> then do the recording and send in they want to have prove that it is a real conversation because it's different rooms


I'm guessing it lah, ya don't need what


okay, okay so what were you saying just now, aw man the fifteen minutes


need to repeat the same story what the hell, I mean can err I don't know if let's say we talk about work I don't know whether are they able to ya lor


like what sensitive information because now now at


our my my side got like <mandarin>那个那种:na ge na zhong</mandarin> [orh] they very particular with the data security, , ya oh so you also I think you also cannot say about your ex-company because they can check you via LinkedIn troll


just Google can already now Google is, (uh huh), [orh] okay <mandarin>你讲过:ni jiang guo</mandarin> Liao


[orh], (uh huh)


but BTO you need to wait for five years leh, uh, but I thought the, I thought the girlfriend wants to err <mandarin>不是不是不是:bu shi bu shi bu shi</mandarin> no the I thought I I thought the girlfriend wants to err how should I say ah ah ah


<mandarin>计划赶不上变化:ji hua gan bu shang bian hua</mandarin> [siol], but your your brother propose already not


[orh] marriage counselling ya, eh <mandarin>她是:tai shi</mandarin> catholic <mandarin>你妈妈你妈妈:ni ma ma ni ma ma</mandarin> okay ah no religion issue ah


eh hard to say mah !walao! shit man I got sixty three emails


[orh] freethinker lah


true that okay, (mmhmm)


okay !walao! I only on half day leave <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> my email increased to thirty plus Sian, eh actually hor although I'm on leave hor no no no I took half day leave but then end up the doctor gave me MC


MC overrights, no but it is it's it's up to your ah ah ah <mandarin>明:ming</mandarin> tomorrow then I ask my boss


eh but <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> I think my side <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> policy <mandarin>有讲:you jiang</mandarin> okay leh


tomorrow then I text tomorrow then I text my boss tomorrow I still need to go back to office, err, ya need to go back and you know familiarise with ourself


err not familiarise err <mandarin>怎样讲:zen yang jiang</mandarin> ah, no no no <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> familiarise !aiya! please lah later I scared they cannot recognise me I gain so much weight


I text you


!huh!


!aiya! it's like <mandarin>人比鬼还可怕:ren bi gui hai ke pa</mandarin> lor please, no <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> I think it is not my side and err


, [orh] <mandarin>初一:chu yi</mandarin> ah


[orh] because like people superstitious over the first day lah


no no the <mandarin>初一:chu yi</mandarin> is the most strong one because it's like how should I say ah ah ah ah they they <mandarin>排:pai</mandarin> custom


but now I think everybody is SHN lah


!aiya! this year I'm like really go to waste and what have I gain I gained weight, eh at least <mandarin>你还有去:ni hai you qu</mandarin> like <mandarin>走路这些你看我的脸:zou lu zhe xie ni kan wo de lian</mandarin> so round sia freaking five KG eh oh my god


cannot see leh, [orh] eh but <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> I tried the aloe vera gel thing it works leh but but <mandarin>这个是我自己:zhe ge shi wo zi ji</mandarin> itchy hand go and squeeze one, but I think my face a little got a little bit of eczema so sad


as in actually I I've seen so many doctors <mandarin>他们都有讲:ta men dou you jiang</mandarin> like my face got a like my skin a bit eczema uh, so so it's like ya because <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> inject <mandarin>那个什么东西:na ge shen me dong xi</mandarin> mah


so if let's say like err I'm stressed or <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> like time of the month right then after that the thing it will come lah especially temples side


Sian eh


so so I'm like err zero point three CM so I just round it up it's still the same as my original height lah hor


but I think it's everything lah <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> <mandarin>荷尔蒙失调也是:he er meng shi tiao ye shi</mandarin> lah it's everything <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> because <mandarin>怎样讲:zen yang jiang</mandarin> ah


very few, so so because of the <mandarin>肝火旺盛:gan huo wang sheng</mandarin> right then after that err <mandarin>就变成:jiu bian cheng</mandarin> !aiya! it's it's accumulates lah so it's maybe it's our liver not good


ya I I I'm when I stress I snack at night sometimes


(uh huh) , !aiya! <mandarin>我今天开始:wo jin tian kai shi</mandarin> try not to eat dinner already depressed, no the thing is because I I work from home then <mandarin>我的妈妈每次早上都买那种很油的东西:wo de ma ma mei ci zao shang dou mai na zhong hen you de dong xi</mandarin> then <mandarin>我不又不可以讲不要吃:wo bu you bu ke yi jiang bu yao chi</mandarin> then <mandarin>她就会讲说:tai jiu hui jiang shuo</mandarin> err then <mandarin>你自己买:ni zi ji mai</mandarin> lor


so so but <mandarin>没有就是说你现在你现在要放平常心:mei you jiu shi shuo ni xian zai ni xian zai yao fang ping chang xin</mandarin> to start your new job


it's okay you are just like because it's in the contract right don't bother do so much


postgraduate from NYP ah


but now it's like online learning leh I don't really like I prefer classroom learning eh at least classroom learning can can know people mah, (ugh) stretch myself,


networking, ya, sixty K eh, but the thing is like for me right because it's not managerial level I'm not managerial level yet so a bit wasted to go MBA then I need to spend sixty K [orh] which I don't even have the money yet lah !duh! and <mandarin>我要去看:wo yao qu kan</mandarin> what is the opportunity cost leh a bit not worth it then and it's like Boh <mandarin>包:bao</mandarin> I can get promotion with all these <mandarin>的我觉得:de wo jue de</mandarin> like so what if you have masters ah you look at my ex-colleagues those with masters


then unless you are in the education line okay lah you are in the I mean if let's say you are doing trainer or whatever having a masters is good lah but then in terms of HR you need a masters for what


(uh huh)


err but it okay then what makes you think that what you study in post diploma is applicable ultimately right ultimately right people, it's about seven seventy twenty ten lor seventy twenty ten


(mmhmm)


(uh huh), how much is it but


but the thing is !aiya! I don't know I I don't have motivation to go study already,


!huh! <mandarin>我不想做这个:wo bu xiang zuo zhe ge</mandarin> okay skip


!huh!, but okay mah postgraduate <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> after bachelor ah, !aiya! but postgraduate <mandarin>很像:hen xiang</mandarin> I don't know leh is it useful


okay eh so after this ah what are are we supposed to do with the recording ah, so so so after that then they will evaluate our recording then after that err like


okay can, sixteen minutes


ya man, actually hor okay lah they may hear me but then I find their question a bit stupid


ya ya ya that's why I send to #Jia Ru# then #Jia Ru# say then after that I then after that #Jia Ru# say eh I partner with you then I say !walao! I'm going to record with my friend already then it's already one hour okay then I still spend another one hour with you stop it lah I don't want lah <mandarin>更何况那个:geng he kuang na ge</mandarin> one hour <mandarin>很难赚:hen nan zhuan</mandarin>


ya it can Kiap <mandarin>我今天的:wo jin tian de</mandarin> taxi fare, like formal lah


like [orh] ya but if let's say they they they I don't know it's like how would I going to talk to a stranger for one hour if you don't know the person right like the


Siao actually hor even if go for blind dates ah I don't know leh <mandarin>我觉得很奇怪:wo jue de hen qi guai</mandarin> eh it's like <mandarin>我会一直喝水:wo hui yi zhi he shui</mandarin> then after that


[orh] <mandarin>我不会我是我是:wo bu hui wo shi wo shi</mandarin> after dinner then <mandarin>才去厕所的:cai qu ce suo de</mandarin> then so so I don't know I feel awkward leh if let's say ah if you're going on a date with that someone then then after that like the person got nothing much to talk to you right then after that I still need to try my best to engage him ah !wahpiang! really cannot make it


!wah! lucky it's over your side ya sia it's like one day one convo a bit waste my time


so so so I I I I asked my friend like okay I I I asked the ask my friend should I should I like sort of ghost him ah then after that <mandarin>他就他们就讲说:ta jiu ta men jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> err okay so I ask like different demographics <mandarin>的有一个是:de you yi ge shi</mandarin> like like I ask <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> married <mandarin>的跟:de gen</mandarin> not married single <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah those single ones will say no lah just ghost him lah then after that <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> married <mandarin>就讲说:jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> maybe he shy leh must give him chance


ya it's literally one per day leh then no no no no no <mandarin>不是不是不是:bu shi bu shi bu shi</mandarin> is is <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> is <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> very formal conversation then !aiya! I don't know leh then <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> I mean even if so ah sometimes like I will try I will tend to like bro zone guys very fast one


make me do that except I don't understand what do you


no as in generally I prefer guys to be <mandarin>怎样讲很像:zen yang jiang hen xiang</mandarin> err wait wait I think it depends that if you got feel right then the person is err like initiative then you will you will like if you if you got feel with the person then <mandarin>你会:ni hui</mandarin> want to continue the conversation but then if let's say like you don't have the feel with the person then if the person is initiative and proactive you will find that person very <mandarin>烦:fan</mandarin> something like that


ya I just asking for it I know


it's okay I mean like if let's say err <mandarin>怎样讲那个三十而已:zen yang jiang na ge san shi er yi</mandarin> says <mandarin>不爱比不婚还可怕:bu ai bi bu hun hai ke pa</mandarin>


uh


okay


[orh] Gimy Gimy [orh], I don't know eh you can try but Gimy err always have the show <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> The Mother Baker


then <mandarin>就就:jiu jiu</mandarin> too bad lor what can I do right I mean I cannot change your I cannot change him mah #tio boh# he's already like so old Liao


so far <mandarin>事实摆在眼前:shi shi bai zai yan qian</mandarin> lah like whenever I need help <mandarin>他都不再:ta dou bu zai</mandarin> oh I mean <mandarin>那种有的没的他会:na zhong you de mei de ta hui</mandarin> lah, <mandarin>不是九四二十六:bu shi jiu si er shi liu</mandarin> ah


I don't know that's up to him but I mean maybe like he will follow my cousin like that lah like <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> start to date a girl later lor but I mean like <mandarin>你像:ni xiang</mandarin> for example <mandarin>我觉得他最我觉得最遗憾的:wo jue de ta zui wo jue de zui yi han de</mandarin> for <mandarin>他就是没有:ta jiu shi mei you</mandarin> take <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> bachelor


ya lah stupid sia


(mmhmm),


that day I was having this conversation with Nat on the GPA then after that I am like, eh please !aiya! sad so so so it's like we talked about GPA lah then also GPA doesn't mean anything lor so it's like <mandarin>你看你们的:ni kan ni men de</mandarin> <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> GPA <mandarin>以前都比较高一点点而已:yi qian dou bi jiao gao yi dian dian er yi</mandarin> what but it doesn't mean that I'm earning more than you all


ya I also job hops a lot


ya lah


, (mmhmm) uh but but this is true lah so as much as I got err jump jump ship I learn different things lor and what are the better things that can make things work but then again maybe I'm too structured that's why like <mandarin>很像很像那种:hen xiang hen xiang na zhong</mandarin> squealer <mandarin>的那些:de nei xie</mandarin> personality ah !wah! I I really cannot one


(mmhmm), (uh huh)


company also SME ah, tech tech tech company ah actually actually what does it mean by tech company ah, oh man I I saw a lot I saw a lot of red lines is it like is it that I'm I am speaking too loud


because I'm on earpiece I cannot hear myself, !aiya! don't care lah


[orh] okay then then after that right during the video call as in the ah <mandarin>现在有:xian zai you</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>现在有:xian zai you</mandarin> Liao


[orh] okay so so during the meeting right <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> aeroplane <mandarin>就飞过:jiu fei guo</mandarin> then <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> like you need to pause mah during the meeting when the aeroplane flies then then stupid colleague he very funny he was like !walao! eh still fly fly fly shoot them down lah


then <mandarin>他讲说:ta jiang shuo</mandarin> National Day over already still fly fly fly then after that <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> colleague another one <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> eh shh shh shh shh they are are protecting the country lah !aiyo! , I don't know eh


so it's quite disrupting, CPE hours <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> (ah)


but <mandarin>我的我的:wo de wo de</mandarin> friends <mandarin>讲说:jiang shuo</mandarin> err my friend say is because I stay near Seletar Base, Seletar Airbase ah


but Dakota is <mandarin>老人区:lao ren qu</mandarin> leh, [orh]


I don't know but last time I used to work there lah a lot of cheap and good food lah then after that you want to go Marine Parade #Joo Chiat# all these for food <mandarin>也是:ye shi</mandarin> okay it's easy lah


I don't want to go there also it's like my ex stays there, so cute, ya right I know right


east meh east okay lah I think they are building <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> Thomson line ah, oh well I don't know


hilarious jokers, amazing people


(uh huh)


not really not really lah not really lah it it depends I would say, ya, !aiya! so probably if you go to the wake right you probably just go and find out oh how the person died then after that talk talk cock a bit then after that just give <mandarin>那个白金:na ge bai jin</mandarin> give Liao right then <mandarin>就回家:jiu hui jia</mandarin> Liao


, !huh!


(mmhmm)


ya lah it's like <mandarin>现在我们的年现在:xian zai wo men de nian xian zai</mandarin> at our age ah mainly <mandarin>都是:dou shi</mandarin> <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> wedding mainly weddings


ya the person's parents ah, correct right, please lah you already say you want die at sixty right


eh


so what will happen to my CPF money, [orh] okay never mind then I will give my brother lor if I'm not married


ya, oh ya hor, oh ya speaking of that hor very funny I tell you <mandarin>因为她们:yin wei ta men</mandarin> <mandarin>她跟她的:tai gen tai de</mandarin> BFF right which is like aka my my my mini clone <mandarin>每天:mei tian</mandarin> hor now they are like BFF


illegitimate daughter <mandarin>很像:hen xiang</mandarin> eh <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> really


ya man


WhatsApp WhatsApp WhatsApp call, eh I I think <mandarin>你的你的:ni de ni de</mandarin> English quota <mandarin>要开始:yao kai shi</mandarin> Liao, really meh I don't know okay so anyway I crashed I crashed into their WhatsApp video then after that the girl right I I !aiya! Sian now I look at my email I want to faint I shall close my laptop first later then I continue if not I cannot concentrate


but the thing about me is I I , maybe my my written is not very good it's like I I'm not like my colleague he can draft like very very fast message long and fast long messages very fast for me I need to like slowly slowly write <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> lor


I I don't know I think it's that's my issue lah the thing is like maybe <mandarin>是因为我的:shi yin wei wo de</mandarin> written skill not very good so I take very long to write a email but then if <mandarin>你叫我:ni jiao wo</mandarin> execute on <mandarin>那些:nei xie</mandarin> reports or whatever right then I will do it very fast, okay


ya lah, so so so <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> KS <mandarin>了她们的那个:le ta men de na ge</mandarin> err video call so I I I my niece added me into their conversation lah then <mandarin>她们很好笑:ta men hen hao xiao</mandarin> leh then <mandarin>因为我的:yin wei wo de</mandarin> niece <mandarin>她就会拿我的姑姑的电话:tai jiu hui na wo de gu gu de dian hua</mandarin> then after that <mandarin>她就:tai jiu</mandarin> play <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> like YouTube song or something like that then they the two of them <mandarin>突然间拿东西来:tu ran jian na dong xi lai</mandarin> dance around then I'm like oh my god you two girls are fucking amazing then then then then <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> girl right she very hilarious eh she go and buy a lot of snacks eh six cans of Yam Yam eh


then after <mandarin>我就跟她讲:wo jiu gen tai jiang</mandarin> eh you two are so cute I will I want to bring you up you two out next time eat sushi then after that the girl straight away reject me oh I don't eat sushi it's like then I'm like oh my god it's like so me last time


then then, no no then then after that I go and ask my niece eh so what colour does she like then then no she don't like pink so sad she likes turquoise


ya, Sibei <mandarin>好笑:hao xiao</mandarin> then I go and I go and actually I went to record <mandarin>她们的:ta men de</mandarin> dancing without them knowing , PDPA PDPA


eh wait <mandarin>刚才你:gang cai ni</mandarin> send <mandarin>我那个:wo na ge</mandarin> message it says eighteen dollars per hour then how come now it's twelve dollars per hour


so so how many assignments are there, !oops! okay, once or twice a week


so if if if let's say like, so if let's say our recording is rejected then there goes our twelve dollars, [orh] okay I see


(mmhmm), okay I see how long are we now, oh forty minutes Liao Wor so fast sia


ya ya ya !aiya! anyway just give <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> five minutes for free, oh man I need to pack my things for tomorrow


ya that's why


oh I I realise when I laugh then it will have red lines so I laugh too loud, [orh], !wah! <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> I see <mandarin>这些:zhe xie</mandarin> recording I very scared already it reminds me of like the those video record ah no the voice recordings for meeting oh my god #tau tia#


I hope your side no need write minutes oh my god it's a it's a piece of shit


they move already <mandarin>还是:hai shi</mandarin> haven't move, [orh], !aiya! hire me ah


, system ah, oh eh <mandarin>这个是:zhe ge shi</mandarin> good exposure though


ya, it's like it's how you weigh <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> price lah <mandarin>很像我的:hen xiang wo de</mandarin> friend <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> he works in UK right then after that keep complaining <mandarin>我听了都:wo ting le dou</mandarin> Sian sia


oh my god I just realized I bought the ring fill <mandarin>我还没有用:wo hai mei you yong</mandarin> time to use it soon, !huh!


!aiya! I think <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> just I think


(mmhmm), (uh huh), eh I need to take my cream I don't know where did I put my cream, Sian


(uh huh), I think probably you need to work from home also right, no e-learning, eh no but then I think some of the schools they are like trying to transit back to normal normal days Liao


what does it mean


I I I I personally I cannot learn online one lah, engaging lah


, (mmhmm)


true that, let me Google how to lose weight, in four months


let me see ah <mandarin>你要去:ni yao qu</mandarin> mah, kay then I wait for you lor


but actually hor I don't !huh! it's quite effective ah


ya I also <mandarin>她:tai</mandarin> I think she tried that lah I think it works for her lor, no eh <mandarin>有有有要:you you you yao</mandarin> control <mandarin>一点点:yi dian dian</mandarin> but it's not as crazy as the one you went the other time


[orh] that one actually but I mean because #Jia Ru# come from sports science mah <mandarin>她:tai</mandarin> is <mandarin>她讲说:tai jiang shuo</mandarin> actually is the diet thing


it is not really the TCM shit, eh, (uh huh)


okay so so like err <mandarin>那时候我不是去问那个:na shi hou wo bu shi qu wen na ge</mandarin> TCM lor then after that <mandarin>那个医生就有讲说:na ge yi sheng jiu you jiang shuo</mandarin> like if let's say err <mandarin>你要:ni yao</mandarin> try acupuncture <mandarin>减肥:jian fei</mandarin> right <mandarin>他就讲说:ta jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> even if <mandarin>你的荷尔蒙失调你没有去调好身体:ni de he er meng shi tiao ni mei you qu tiao hao shen ti</mandarin> hor <mandarin>是他他跟我讲说是没有用的:shi ta ta gen wo jiang shuo shi mei you yong de</mandarin> if let's say and you're on hormones pills


even if I breathe air also gain weight lah please, okay drink some water, (mmhmm)


eh, but <mandarin>你没有跟你妈妈走公园了:ni mei you gen ni ma ma zou gong yuan le</mandarin> meh, Sian tomorrow oh okay later I need to on my alarm for tomorrow morning damn


six lor, !aiya! it's okay lah ask and you shall get it's like it's like I challenge Courts


ya !aiya! actually some things it's like you really need to ask and you shall get <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah that's what you told you taught me back then


Sian man, oh


true lah, which one which friend, now she's single ah


!wah! Greece eh I also want to go (uh huh)


(uh huh), it's fine it's fine it's fine


it's like once broken Liao then <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> ya lah I get it lah, !wah! average weight is four to five KG per month leh the Aimin


don't know lah <mandarin>他是这样讲:ta shi zhe yang jiang</mandarin> but don't know whether <mandarin>他的:ta de</mandarin> testimonial <mandarin>是真的:shi zhen de</mandarin> mah, !huh!


of course lah she used to be Miss Singapore leh,


!wah!, !wah!


I don't know leh I think going <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> lah <mandarin>刚才:gang cai</mandarin> I saw it's like forty eight minutes Liao, ya, okay, seventy five percent of the calls within one minute then ninety five percent of emails within three working days attend to hundred percent of walk-ins within five minutes our awards <mandarin>他是:ta shi</mandarin> bizsafe okay then


I don't know okay weight loss session trial limited time valid learn more let me see ya, later they must be thinking why these two #zha bor# talk about weight loss like so stupid


but <mandarin>他不是明天就到:ta bu shi ming tian jiu dao</mandarin> Liao meh <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> change in terms, shit man and ya


then then how


but I I I thought is I thought <mandarin>有:you</mandarin> they added more <mandarin>很像:hen xiang</mandarin> like like Thalassemia all these initially <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> it's not really like covered <mandarin>还是什么:hai shi shen me</mandarin> then <mandarin>就变成:jiu bian cheng</mandarin> like it's it's covered Liao


(uh huh), okay, (mmhmm), !aiya!, okay but I I mean my my insurance agent I think because he's some <mandarin>比较大的:bi jiao da de</mandarin> level right <mandarin>他不会去:ta bu hui qu</mandarin> entertain <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> lah <mandarin>我只是个小咖而已:wo zhi shi ge xiao ka er yi</mandarin> like if let's say I'm <mandarin>应该是:ying gai shi</mandarin> Cindy <mandarin>介绍的:jie shao de</mandarin> mah then like Cindy <mandarin>是一个:shi yi ge</mandarin> high ticket


, [orh], okay


okay


oh I just realise hor, I think maybe I'm I'm I'm quite loud because we use <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> headset then after that cannot hear what we talk we talking


I can't see because I think I on low battery mode then I cannot see, I see err <mandarin>一下:yi xia</mandarin>


I I just tested <mandarin>刚才:gang cai</mandarin> it's okay, ya I can hear


Sian leh don't like to do chasing work, yup I'm sending like last few email then I don't want do already


I don't know sia, but like like #Yan Ling# #Yan Ling# she is now working from home lah


ya lah stupid then after that we were like saying oh we need to take about twenty years ten years later then we will see your actual groom which is at your wedding


no she will just say eh next month I going to I gonna <mandarin>生孩子:sheng hai zi</mandarin> Liao, please prepare your #ang bao# !aiya! <mandarin>她是这样的:tai shi zhe yang de</mandarin> lah like <mandarin>她已经:tai yi jing</mandarin> BTO Liao then <mandarin>她也是不会:tai ye shi bu hui</mandarin> share <mandarin>的她只是:de tai zhi shi</mandarin> like !aiya! <mandarin>我们讲没有:wo men jiang mei you</mandarin> lah <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> lah <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> maybe <mandarin>我们卖:wo men mai</mandarin> resale then end up <mandarin>她就讲说后来后来她就讲说:tai jiu jiang shuo hou lai hou lai tai jiu jiang shuo</mandarin> oh actually <mandarin>我的房子:wo de fang zi</mandarin> next year <mandarin>就要来:jiu yao lai</mandarin> Liao oh wise


(mmhmm)


[orh] MLM ah, (mmhmm)


(uh huh), (uh huh)


(uh huh), [orh] <mandarin>我有一个:wo you yi ge</mandarin> friend <mandarin>也是这样:ye shi zhe yang</mandarin> like <mandarin>那时候:na shi hou</mandarin> err she sell the MLM item right then after that like it's on some weight thing <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah <mandarin>因为我跟她讲说:yin wei wo gen tai jiang shuo</mandarin> I got weight problem mah then <mandarin>她自己:tai zi ji</mandarin> she lost quite a bit of weight lah then


uh <mandarin>你要你要吃十六个:ni yao ni yao chi shi liu ge</mandarin> pills a day leh !walao!


ya but


!wah! eh this this this person he he lost seventeen KG [orh] but he maintained two KG after the treatment <mandarin>我我看错:wo wo kan cuo</mandarin> I I thought I saw he he used two KG to loss to lose seventeen two years to lose seventeen KG


okay so so so in short ah then <mandarin>我那个:wo na ge</mandarin> friend right like for my case ah <mandarin>她还带那个:tai hai dai na ge</mandarin> weighing machine <mandarin>来在:lai zai</mandarin> like Popeyes eh what the hell


as in I can't remember why lah then anyway <mandarin>很久没有:hen jiu mei you</mandarin> meet Liao then just meet lor then after that I regretted meeting her, who oh ya I haven't use the voucher


shit, (uh huh), eh <mandarin>好吃:hao chi</mandarin> eh no no no actually their cheese fries is nicer


but Pizza Pizza Hut <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> it's the same Pizza Hut <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> cheese fries same price same price because they are under the same company


Texas Texas, I think okay right, oh


eh


ah okay Swee, I need to lose this year I don't want wait for six months


[orh] your new IC , ya ya ya I also that's why !wah! Heng ah <mandarin>今年没有:jin nian mei you</mandarin> wedding sia


oh same eh <mandarin>为什么:wei shen me</mandarin> may ah, oh !yay! we are done, so <mandarin>什么我要:shen me wo yao</mandarin> take out the earpiece and clap ah


ya you see !walao! <mandarin>不要这样:bu yao zhe yang</mandarin> save eh <mandarin>你还没有:ni hai mei you</mandarin> save right


after end Liao <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> clap mah <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> meh, (uh huh)


okay, (uh huh)


[orh], okay, [orh] <mandarin>不用:bu yong</mandarin> ah then you can just stop the app but <mandarin>我我:wo wo</mandarin> just clap for fun lah eh but <mandarin>我没有拆掉:wo mei you chai diao</mandarin> eh so is <mandarin>我没有拆掉你的:wo mei you chai diao ni de</mandarin> leh so <mandarin>不用:bu yong</mandarin> record <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> clap ah, okay so I stop already <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> okay


clap ah, okay fine fine okay let me clap, okay, can, I don't know what to say


okay, so, tell a story that is funny in retrospect but may not have been funny at that time


[orh] <mandarin>讲现:jiang xian</mandarin> ah okay so you know, last time ah like sec four <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou</mandarin> lah, !wah! so sec four <mandarin>的时后:de shi hou</mandarin> okay very stupid lah my school is like, they go and split the recess time so different classes have different recess timing


which I didn't know about that, so it was on friday lah, then during recess, uh we don't know what to do mah because our school say cannot stay in classroom, during recess, which is very stupid


so I went to them lah so I sit beside them, then my friend was like, ya, then I'm like what I sit with you lah <mandarin>什么做什么:shen me zuo shen me</mandarin> right <mandarin>跟你坐你还问我做什么:gen ni zuo ni hai wen wo zuo shen me</mandarin> then hor, okay


then he say she say ah we are having lesson here because, our library ah, our library right it's like sometimes they have lessons one mah I don't know why lah they got classroom don't want use classroom use library, ya so apparently they are having lesson so she said she told me I'm having lessons now


then I look I'm like are you serious then I look around like oh my god the teacher was over there leh, the teacher was looking at me, then you know people from her class was also staring at me then, they must be thinking like what the hell what is this girl doing


very Paiseh okay last time I remember was like <mandarin>我要找一个洞钻进去:wo yao zhao yi ge dong zuan jin qu</mandarin> leh, so I just pretend nothing happen lah oh okay ya it's chill man it's chill so I just sit there and do my homework sit somewhere else ah


do my homework lor, ya then I was very Paiseh lah, !wah! you know like for awhile I think back of this story lah I was like cannot leh it's like <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> Paiseh <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> Paiseh, but now is like quite funny lor, like !wow!, what a stupid person right


I mean why would you like split the recess timing okay maybe I guess they don't want us to like, crowd in the canteen lah


ya, no leh it's the whole curriculum leh, it's the normal timetable it's like, during my recess they are supposed to have


english lessons, ya it's sad, same, do you have any stories


I guess don't have, okay then I tell you another one ah, it's a bit disgusting lah, okay so it's like when I was like, primary three ah so ten years ago


I think for <mandarin>那个整个礼拜:na ge zheng ge li bai</mandarin> ah, maybe lah <mandarin>吃错东西:chi cuo dong xi</mandarin> lor food poisoning or something don't know lah, then every time go err during lesson I will go to toilet and


I take a shit


so wednesday leh, then wednesday <mandarin>那天我就拉很多:na tian wo jiu la hen duo</mandarin> then <mandarin>有一个女孩子也是在等他要拿:you yi ge nv hai zi ye shi zai deng ta yao na</mandarin> toilet paper


okay it's a bit like it's like, Paiseh already mah you know the story is like already Paiseh because <mandarin>你拉这么多的:ni la zhe me duo de</mandarin> toilet paper <mandarin>人家就觉得你很奇怪:ren jia jiu jue de ni hen qi guai</mandarin> right


then !wah! I was having a like !wah! the Sai ah I tell you, explosive kind one leh, so you know the sound it's like, I don't know how to make the sound lah it's like !wah! you know


ya then the girl was outside washing her hands eh !wah! I was very Paiseh cause I think she know how I look like, you know, she know how I look like she only think of like you know !wah! this girl pull so many toilet paper so she already like oh this the one


who pull a lot of toilet paper then now you know I make the, sound from my asshole, it's like !wah! this girl got explosive diarrhea, okay it's very embarrassing okay as a nine year I'm like okay


ya, ya, very embarrassing, ya, okay


, ya, ya, ya, oh, ya I know the ATM card


wait your mom never teach you how to use the ATM card meh, but you never see people like use the ATM card before meh like you know


you were sixteen leh, right, then, you know, I think <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> like younger than that hor <mandarin>早就会用:zao jiu hui yong</mandarin> ATM card Liao


no <mandarin>我十六岁也是我才刚刚拿我的:wo shi liu sui ye shi wo cai gang gang na wo de</mandarin> bank card <mandarin>第一次拿:di yi ci na</mandarin> bank card <mandarin>是十六岁:shi shi liu sui</mandarin> leh


so <mandarin>我买东西:wo mai dong xi</mandarin> so ya, ah <mandarin>改次我的孩子我要教他们怎么用:gai ci wo de hai zi wo yao jiao ta men zen me yong</mandarin> bank card Liao


wait ah I also got one leh it's at the


okay okay so, that one is err last year lah so, !aiya! <mandarin>我去那边要补牙:wo qu na bian yao bu ya</mandarin> mah then after that I don't know why I brain fuck leh, I brain fuck then cause she say okay can you please put down your stuff because I think I carrying my bag to the seat there lah


ya then I stupid then I say can you put your stuff then I wanted to put my stuff on the you know the desk that where they put their equipments, you know the side table, ya ya ya then she like she got very annoyed leh the woman okay sorry wait


let me, no but then I do appreciate if the woman was a bit nicer to me, it's the nurse lah the assistant !walao! eh, okay the whole experience to at ya more experience at the dentist there was not very pleasant also lah


no it the, it's like !walao! <mandarin>我来这边:wo lai zhe bian</mandarin> ah, I went in alone lah cause my mum also she then she <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> she need to like do some polish and scaling or whatever lah


ya but then she's in another room mah that's the thing, cause she she went in first then, because it's just like, a simple procedure lah it's like fillings, so she thought she don't have to follow me lor


then will say sorry ah you need your parents here because err, if you are under twenty one years old, then, then then the thing is she speak is like !wah! shit the way she speak ah can speak nicely but don't want to speak nicely to you leh, oh okay my my mother is in another room mah


then you say she just went in ah don't know which room maybe room nineteen ah <mandarin>我忘记什么:wo wang ji shen me</mandarin> room Liao lah <mandarin>跟他随便讲一个号码:gen ta sui bian jiang yi ge hao ma</mandarin> lah, then after that <mandarin>他就讲:ta jiu jiang</mandarin> okay okay okay I go and find her ah, doing her procedures she's


one of her scaling and for polishing apparently ah she do until a lot of plug one leh, cause <mandarin>他们要挖那个牙齿:ta men yao wa na ge ya chi</mandarin> or something lah she need they need to clean until !wah! I think the, do until very painful for her lah the thing is was bleeding she was bleeding profusely


so <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> some person was just she said okay nevermind I go in and find your mother okay so she go and find my mother right, ya


ya, ya


ya, ya and I didn't get to witness ah but she's the one who told me, told me that she was bleeding profusely and then some random person just like call her out, ya


don't know leh I feel like ya don't know eh maybe that particular polyclinic, people there are just very annoyed, people in woodlands very annoyed lah is it I don't know, ya


polyclinic is much cheaper lah compared to, private one, cause the private maybe <mandarin>你补一颗牙齿要:ni bu yi ke ya chi yao</mandarin> eighty dollars


it's much cheaper lah for singaporean lah, ya, you don't know ah


interesting, actually I forgot about this story until you told me eh, like my story I didn't tell anybody before I think like the bleeding profusely part


ya, okay I want to share okay let's talk about something else that's fine, okay, I was thinking of this what is the pettiest reason that you would dislike someone


doing work


you mean people from poly or what, oh ya


ya agree man, why


!wah!, I hate !wah! a lot leh, okay this friend lah okay I tell you a lot of times but I just gonna repeat for the sake of repeating it, it is never, not enough


!wah! so this friend ah, cause in class I have not much friends mah then she's the one who talk to me I'm the closest to her, she's fine you know


!wah! <mandarin>一直问的:yi zhi wen de</mandarin> leh <mandarin>没有看过一个人:mei you kan guo yi ge ren</mandarin> ah


easy, ya <mandarin>这样问:zhe yang wen</mandarin> then <mandarin>他就浪费你很多时间:ta jiu lang fei ni hen duo shi jian</mandarin> lor <mandarin>就问问不然就是问你这个:jiu wen wen bu ran jiu shi wen ni zhe ge</mandarin> report lah <mandarin>要怎么做这个要怎做:yao zen me zuo zhe ge yao zen zuo</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我不懂要怎么回答你:wo bu dong yao zen me hui da ni</mandarin> eh <mandarin>因为如果我回答你:yin wei ru guo wo hui da ni</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我就是在:wo jiu shi zai</mandarin> spoonfeed <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> leh


but I can't do that mah because you know, it's my hard work what why should I tell you how to do that thing, don't know lah <mandarin>很奇怪的有些人:hen qi guai de you xie ren</mandarin> just like to waste people time one, ya so my friend another friend lah secondary school friend she tell me


!wah! if you know what what I learn ah this what my teacher tell me so this my friends, she told told me that lah she say when I gonna quote her lah she say my teacher say ah grace period forty eight hours ah so we just ignore the person forty eight hours right, the person <mandarin>不会再问你:bu hui zai wen ni</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>因为他知道你不要理他:yin wei ta zhi dao ni bu yao li ta</mandarin> mah


so I did that lah just <mandarin>没有回答那个人的问题然后就讲讲:mei you hui da na ge ren de wen ti ran hou jiu jiang jiang</mandarin> [orh] <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> report lah <mandarin>你知道这个问题要怎么做吗:ni zhi dao zhe ge wen ti yao zen me zuo ma</mandarin> then <mandarin>我就没有回答他:wo jiu mei you hui da ta</mandarin> eh <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> whatsapp <mandarin>他问我在:ta wen wo zai</mandarin> whatsapp ah


so ah forty eight hours <mandarin>过:guo</mandarin> Liao hor, ya ask them lah if they want to join the challenge or whatever


the accounting challenge lah, ya, then ask them lah ya she also never reply me lah so whatever lor actually I think maybe she angry lah I don't know, but she she she also don't like reply


then !wah! whatsapp <mandarin>没有回答他:mei you hui da ta</mandarin> hor you know after four two hundred and forty hours


it obviously didn't work hundred percent of me lah because <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> try <mandarin>第一次:di yi ci</mandarin> hor <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> I don't really ignore people message one mah, I find it very rude lah so I don't I try not to do that, eh it didn't, the first time I try it didn't work on this person leh so tell my friend it didn't work he said


then my other friend say !wah! this person extreme sia


ya is like I don't like it leh like need to spoonfeed you I'm here to like study also you know I pay school fees two thousand eight hundred a year I know you pay more lah you pay ten thousand dollars a year but that does not mean that I should spoonfeed you leh, you pay the school also not pay me maybe you pay me one ten thousand dollar a year maybe I'll answer your question lah but I don't right


ya I get nothing from answering your question leh no benefit that you won't you won't treat me a dinner you don't even help me print stuff for me, !huh!, !walao!


eh I also seldom ask help from her one cause she also like dumb dumb one okay lah she's very book smart


ya she's the type ah know how to don't know how to work but very book smart


you know my supervisor also say lah some people in the company


ya, just take the salary, can already mah


!aiya! doesn't nevermind nevermind lah, okay so your so the pettiest reason is people ask you a lot of questions okay lah same lah mine also, people ask a lot of questions


!huh! !wah! I hear a lot of sounds from your side okay, !huh! wait what do you mean


!wah! fuck ah that one, !wah! <mandarin>我很讨厌他:wo hen tao yan ta</mandarin> leh <mandarin>这个不是:zhe ge bu shi</mandarin> petty Liao hor eh


!huh! okay <mandarin>新加坡是很热:xin jia po shi hen re</mandarin> lah <mandarin>可是你来一个:ke shi ni lai yi ge</mandarin> aircon room mah <mandarin>是十多十八度:shi shi duo shi ba du</mandarin> ah


with me and another girl ah, so we say !wah!, very cold eh I cannot take the temperature say nevermind lah I increase a bit lor I said increase a bit ah then <mandarin>那个女的就讲:na ge nv de jiu jiang</mandarin> nevermind lah we do maximum


controller


okay lah so okay nevermind we go toilet I go toilet ah, toilet <mandarin>回来:hui lai</mandarin> eh why so cold, why still so cold I didn't I you know


!walao! <mandarin>不懂哪一个:bu dong na yi ge</mandarin> Cheebye hor <mandarin>跟我调回去:gen wo diao hui qu</mandarin> leh, maybe like


err a bit hotter lah then <mandarin>我就看到这个女孩子一直在看我:wo jiu kan dao zhe ge nv hai zi yi zhi zai kan wo</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> Chao #ah lian# <mandarin>一直看我我:yi zhi kan wo wo</mandarin> Liao ah <mandarin>我就知道了:wo jiu zhi dao le</mandarin> confirm <mandarin>是他:shi ta</mandarin> Liao leh


then after one hour ah because we need to consult the teacher, then like maybe around ten people were crowding the teacher lah then she was like okay wait wait wait I'm very hot now can you all don't crowd around me why is it so hot, then got one guy he was like, he was like !aiya! so many people crowd around you of course hot lah


then this girl ah, this !wah! she's like because somebody ah go and adjust the aircon that's why it's very hot, then she looking at me then I looked at her back, okay so I think I not very sure I don't really remember that


err if she go and adjust the aircon back again lah throughout the day lah, but I remember the next week same place same lesson same classroom, same thing happen again so, so the girl beside me say !wah! <mandarin>很冷:hen leng</mandarin> leh <mandarin>又是这个女孩子:you shi zhe ge nv hai zi</mandarin> hor <mandarin>又再又再去调那个:you zai you zai qu tiao na ge</mandarin> aircon leh


I I forget if I said very loud like, so it happened during exam also eh because I ask the teacher lower down a bit !aiya! the teacher also a bit


#kum gong# lah, ya, so she go and like I think she go and off the aircon, what oh my god okay, kind of I feel like the aircon was very hot then suddenly


the girl was suddenly say !wah!, very hot leh teacher, !huh!, actually even normal time I also don't know if I should have shout at the person because


it's like a animals fight lah, it's like at but then I will do things behind the person's back that's the thing, because, ya because from my previous experience ah shout at the person is is usually no use one


then


!wah!, this era the #ah lian# ah, they not very #ah lian# one, you have to see the one from my mother's generation that one is !wah!, they ask three people fight one people that kind one, so for her I don't think she will ask people to beat me up lah


I bet I more scared if I beat her up ah then, I will have a lawsuit ah, so ya <mandarin>我最好是不要去惹这种人:wo zui hao shi bu yao qu re zhe zhong ren</mandarin> lah


Kena the lawsuit is not very good, cause, she rich lah, I don't have the money I don't I can't afford to


get a lawsuit lah, ya can't cannot afford it so, because she she also #kao peh# lah she say !aiya! I see like that, err you adjust and adjust <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> hor like must as well not adjust right then I'm like okay, like #kao peh# lah I mean the whole class heard lah I a bit Paiseh


I mean she said it in front of so many people you know then like okay lor, people also know she bitch right, then whatever because I think she said like I should have brought jacket like ya okay I didn't bring a jacket but, you could have take out your clothes


!huh!, you should take out your clothes you have very nice figure okay I'm praising you now you have very nice boobs okay go ahead take out your clothes okay if you are so triggered just take out your clothes okay the whole class is cold except you what the hell


ya !wah!, no the thing is every time she say hot ah she wear is singlet she <mandarin>放完半利那种:fang wan ban li na zhong</mandarin> leh, so <mandarin>我不知道她在家里的:wo bu zhi dao ta zai jia li de</mandarin> aircon ah <mandarin>是开多几号的:shi kai duo ji hao de</mandarin> hor


ya some people ah, like that one ah, err I saw her that day ah I don't even want to look at her in the eyes ah, just walk away sia some people ah, it's good if you don't see them my life was so great, during this six months


ya, I think in secondary school I'm like the fierce one sometimes I scolded some people, okay I I scolded some people for onning the fan


because secondary school mah, we have like you know the ceiling fan, ceiling fan and then because I sit at the back then there's a huge fan, additional huge fan


so the fan is very cold one it's the very very high speed that kind, ya so, okay so I'm sitting, err near the windows, ya, that column lah do you call it row or column don't know what's row don't know what's column column column


ya column, okay so actually I column mah, I off the fan I ask the person beside me and then say I off the fan ah very cold very loud I cannot do my work, !wah! okay so I off the fan ah, still some guy ah decided to come to my column


sit behind me and on the fan, you know he could have sat somewhere else you know, the whole class I is like only, not I don't I can't remember ah because I don't remember uh, the class was like fully occupied


ya ya so he went to on the fan and sit behind me leh then I got so angry, don't know why lah I maybe I could have talked to him nicely, very cold very cold, he was just like then I say


then he he didn't say anything he just off the fan and walked away


ya I feel slightly bad for him lah


ya, do you have anymore petty reasons you know I have so many, you are not very petty person


ya, okay let's move on I guess, !wah! don't know what to say sia


, okay which genre of drama or TV shows do you like, enjoy the most, anything lah


, ya, (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), what, okay lah I'm just gonna tell you what I like, okay I like those in sitcom


I like mediacorp sitcom a lot, you know those living with lydia, police and thief


oh ya ya they always have this laughter I just don't know why leh, ya but then ya I watched that on mewatch lah, !aiya! very loser one lah people always don't watch people don't like me watch, but I always go and watch


it's quite nice leh, I mean old mediacorp drama are quite nice lah the new ones a bit, ya, the older kind, don't like the current one lah it's not very nice what some is like very cringey one


ya I like sitcom lor, ya, those older ones lah


like newer mediacorp as in okay my, definition of newer ah is, the time I stopped watching, so maybe, , two thousand sixteen onwards


okay the, two thousands, drama is quite nice lah, there are a lot of like classic shows lah maybe those, two thousand nicest is like what, maybe little Nonya that's the most popular one


then there's this what, forget what is this show called, but


ya, those very very long that type one, it's like they can go over hundred episodes one okay lah nowadays those hundred over episodes quite lousy lah maybe the


ya, I don't really watch err american shows lah now that I started watching is quite nice actually, ya we got free trial that's why, I'm won't pay for this kind of thing one lah I'm very cheapskate


but I now I'm actually considering, like, subscribing to netflix also lah, I don't know leh I, considering lah after finishing all the free trials that I have


after using up all the cards that I have, no no no it's different because I use before different gmail account with the same card right, you are not allowed to have free trial one then they go and charge you one


ya so I also like, err okay, movies lah like a lot of like jack Neo, I think I watch most of jack Neo films, ya, maybe like let me think of my favourite other than ah boys to men


actually ah boys to men now that I think of it it's not the nicest, it's just something that I always watch, I like, those with mark Lee, the #ah gua# one not very nice eh the what <mandarin>老师叫老大:lao shi jiao lao da</mandarin> ah


that one not very nice leh, not as nice, that one is jack Neo one I think oh ya it is jack Neo one but it's not as nice, err I don't know leh he got a lot of shows because you know he, speak a lot of vulgar hokkien vulgar in the show


something I like to hear, very localise you know, ya, cause nowadays ah people, you meet ah, yes, ya they don't speak hokkien anymore they don't understand


they have very poor mandarin, I never judge you, at least got pass, most people pass come on


D seven ah, !huh!, you don't know him very well I see, you laugh


what's his name gabriel, ah I don't know who is that, eh I don't know him, ya, but then when you were young you watch like what nickelodeon


disney channel, you mean what, those cartoon one or, like high school musical that kind


!huh! is not meh, how about hannah montana, really, oh


ah, miley cyrus,


oh, the, I don't because I don't have disney channel, my parents didn't subscribe for me lah


ya so I watch, kids central, no Okto when is quite old already leh Okto is like eight years old you know, I am already eight years old eh, so before I was eight years old, before I was eight years old it was kids central


then you know kids central right that particular channel right, because it is only a certain time slot then have kids central one, so maybe like, err, morning is hyper son, the Vasantham of [orh] how you pronounce ah you know basically the tamil one lah


tamil one lah, ya, no sure it's malay, no lor basically that channel ah they share, like twenty four hours they share three times slots they share uh three different segments lah


so the first one is the Vasantham ah the tamil one lah, those bollywood, kind those movies they will show over there I think I'm not very sure lah, then second one is art central, I don't really remember what they show in art central already


!aiya! don't, I'm not very sure don't really remember what I remember was I saw, you know those very, those black and white show ah and then, it's very funny one it's like it doesn't make sense one so describe I remember seeing like this guy trying to go


trying to go up, of the escalator that is going down, ya ya ya that kind that kind, ya so that was on art central that was the only thing that I remember because I cannot watch kids central mah because like the time haven't come yet


or it's like over already so I'm just watching it for fun then, the third one is kids central lor, basically there is high five that kind lah, ya high five I think so, from what I remember I don't really remember much ah it's too young already but I remember I watch high five everyday


I mean ya this like they are singing in like the very act cute tune


oh, ya, so we are very different lah oh you don't watch channel eight lah when you are young


last time


that one is two thousand eleven, I remember because you know actually very sad one because


then maybe I open my eyes and, ya, ya when I was young, so I watch together with my, !aiya! I don't know why lah my mum crazy one sia where got people sleep at nine PM one


ya, (mmhmm), err no I don't watch channel five


maybe saturday I watch sometimes, saturdays because saturday got movies one mah seven thirty don't know about now <mandarin>很久没有看:hen jiu mei you kan</mandarin> Liao, ya they have movies one, a lot of movies those like western one


ya those harry porter lah, no lah I don't watch harry potter but then basically they show like those kind of movies lah, harry porter lah they also got like nemo, ya they put nemo ah <mandarin>在那边播了很多次了:zai na bian bo le hen duo ci le</mandarin> channel five


ya I watch nemo a lot of times, because it was on TV all the time toy story also was also on TV, cars also on TV, so this kind of movies lor


ya, ya, why, really I like pixar leh you don't like toy story


oh oh my god ya ya you know there's this meme ah, cause pixar last time I think low budget lah when they just started, having movies, they don't have my budget to like make it nicer lah so you know, you know the first part the toy story first movie hor


is like and, andy got like a lot of friends come to the birthday party, they didn't even have they didn't even care you know they didn't even bother to like


make different faces they just make everybody just copy and paste the same face, then I say did you did you realize that andy have, friends with the of the same faces


the face is all the same I think the hair is also the same, actually actually andy look very weird leh, ya it look they look very scary one, like the first, the first installment of the show


you go and google lah it's very scary one the face, it's like at the like maybe, and like many many years later then they kind of change the face lah, ya then got people say ah


ya then then people say ah andy went through the most plastic surgery ever, because like they got how many movies they got four movies right then andy always look different one because they improve mah the art


the it's like slightly different lah, so you know the trailer for toy story four ah, then they draw andy face was slightly better lah so it's kind of different from


the one in part one, ya ya but then they got show like flashback mah, flashback okay, ya playing the toys, when he was like young lah, then it's very funny one somebody posted on twitter or something then he say he say andy I forget already he say that's not andy that's andy son


then they make up a very random theory leh, for example it's from pixar then must be !aiya! don't think so much lah


the thing ya they should have just use the same video right just cut and paste lor I don't know why they they go and remake leh, ya that's true ya, okay should we talk about something else how many time we left how much time [orh] we left sixteen minute leh


!wah! very hot sia, around oh ya lor I don't know, I think I click on it slightly slower than you


oh ya ya I saw that, okay so which one would you rather fight, I can't find a question


!wah! cannot find a question now right I don't know which page already, [orh] ya okay okay, okay, otters ah, eh <mandarin>很恐怖:hen kong bu</mandarin> leh both is very scary


it's scary lor then all like a actually it's quite cute leh


no otter sized horses


!huh!, eh <mandarin>很恐怖:hen kong bu</mandarin> sia, then my dog


, [orh] around my dog size ah eh it's actually very scary leh, !aiya!, both are very scary, (hmm)


ya that is like there's no discussion lah it's a very short discussion, , what shall we talk about, (hmm), what


which one, err good looks, why, , prefer looks lah because I vain is it, cause fit body ah you can train mah good looks <mandarin>还要花钱去整容:hai yao hua qian qu zheng rong</mandarin> because I


because plastic surgery ah, plastic surgery ah because <mandarin>你丑:ni chou</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你是整不了多好看的:ni shi zheng bu liao duo hao kan de</mandarin> leh, if you are really very really very very very ugly ah


is not how much you plastic surgery is oh it's gonna look very scary also because, it's plastic lah firstly you are gonna look like weird, maybe I name you a person ah donnie Yen, okay donnie Yen maybe you don't know who is donnie Yen right


no no no no no no, okay like jade ruskin lah, don't you think jade ruskin look a bit scary


the thing is jade ruskin err before she got plastic surgery she actually look not bad, she looks okay, I think oh ya okay lah she looks not bad lah I think also look a bit slightly plastic, maybe because err she's mixed blood mah


look very exotic lah that's why ya, yes, then she plastic actually I don't really like how she look like when she got plastic surgery leh, is <mandarin>很夸张很夸张那种:hen kua zhang hen kua zhang na zhong</mandarin> leh like the first time I look at her ah I'm like !wah!


ah, honestly she look a bit like them leh, ya, also quite bad right


fat is how fat, oh like very obese that kind ah


I mean if you I mean it is possible to lose weight one mah, so I guess it's fine, ya how about you you want a fit body


ya nah you should care, cause when you don't care you don't look good, when you don't care you see now you care maybe a bit right


you look so much better, did you see, but you definitely look better now