ya like not really well known, just now also just now my mother also say that if she knew about this when she was younger I think she will send me there ya ya cause she said the other time she sent me to this and she sent me to this tumble toss thing then she was like oh actually <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> ah


and no he said I very good at jumping around , like playing over there as in tumble toss was some like, mini not really gymnastics but those kind of thing places that you send your children to when they are being a nuisance and jumping everywhere in the house so they release the energy there


I know you like <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> that kind of this, but it was quite fun lah and it was near my house walking distance <mandarin>所以很靠近所以:suo yi hen kao jin suo yi</mandarin> they just like me and my brother


ya, no last time I not like that okay, ya I was so Guai leh, ya only over there right but at home I very Guai okay


ya, don't know lah there <mandarin>比较好玩:bi jiao hao wan</mandarin> what, I don't know I guess I don't remember anything about it actually like it closed quite soon after


so I also don't know forgot <mandarin>忘记了啦:wang ji le la</mandarin> so long ago,


, but the flip thing is already your enjoying thing right so you already have one enjoying thing and one work thing then there is one last one lor I think it is okay one we already have one of each it's not like all three work related


so it's okay or not, , then don't need learn coding already lah


okay then then don't do coding one lah then choose another one lah don't want the coding one lah that one like <mandarin>很浪费:hen lang fei</mandarin> leh if you already have the investing one


but what the heck you will be damn <mandarin>肥:fei</mandarin> leh, just keep eating whole day and never be full oh my goodness, no but then it will be so unhealthy be like obese leh you just keep eating whenever you want


how can you not be unhealthy no that's because you digest or if that means you food you digest you digest all the food that you eat that's a lot of food leh that you can just keep eating and eating that means you digest that means all the minerals and all the nutrients in the food are still going into your body what


then you just spit it back out lah , , no lah as in it won't all come out in your poop what


, if you digest means it's in your body you mah if it's not digested then it comes out in your poop what your poop is made up of undigested minerals and waste materials it's not food that is digested,


, , ya lah just skip lah


, , what is one thing that you wish was free, one thing you wish was free air


oh like plane tickets ah, no lah that doesn't make sense what because, this is asking you for one thing leh travelling includes so many things leh the hotels then your plane ticket and then the food over then cannot be everything free mah


I will say food as in that is such an bit expense I think in everybody's life food is like a very big expense so if it was free then


ya it makes more sense ah then like accommodation then use like once a year only, ya lah a lot a big component of travelling is food also


like you try overseas food, see you got to think more, ya I guess it


but I also don't know leh if it's free then like all the people working to produce food and stuff like how you going to pay for it what taxes I think your taxes will be higher so <mandarin>一样:yi yang</mandarin> also


ya lah true, ya nothing can be free also love ah, but it's free anyway it's meant to be free anyway


okay what labels do you think you have been given by society


noisy, the never say negative what they only say what labels


then what else,


ya that is basically you ah, so what do you think of those labels, do you think it's true


ya, I mean those labels describe what you are lah to a large extent , like even when people ya as in even when you are close to people it's a lot of the joker side


ya, I don't know eh it's like the standard ah like nice or like quiet that kind or like friendly I don't know, err last time lah but now not really


as in in general I am not that outspoken also, depends ah depends, ya that's why, opposite of not noisy is quiet lor


ya, no lah but I think it's okay as in that one I was more in primary school and then <mandarin>很小的时候:hen xiao de shi hou</mandarin> is like that shy quiet kid in class ya that was me, ya like the very Guai one


yes is teachers' pet, in primary school only lah not in secondary, my primary school like prefect like that


okay but my primary school had a lot of prefects so it's not really like a special thing ya anyway it's damn lame one so nothing one then <mandarin>都没有东西的:dou mei you dong xi de</mandarin> those ah you stand at the staircase and make sure people don't come in late that kind of thing stand at the gate


, no lah how can you be a prefect if you are not early


but your school is <mandarin>很靠近:hen kao jin</mandarin> meh, no lah, awhile only from, ya I don't know lah you can just find one last one I guess


you know we are almost done already lah eight minutes left seven minutes lah I guess, so I think it's okay, or maybe I can just talk first, err like


, so if humans are [orh] okay no, uh okay ya I don't know what else let's will see (hmm)


this one quite okay what the question the they are dining in a new restaurant called karma doesn't have a menu you get what you deserve what food will you be served, this one quite funny ah


how about we save for each other, okay, I think you will be served what, I don't know, a clown hat the clown wig


ya like instead of no lah instead of the wig then it will just be vegetables but you curled it up like you use the shaver that thing !aiya! <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> you peel the vegetable one then like it will cucumber lah you know then you just like curl it then you make it into a wig plus the err cherry tomato as like the nose


like hot <mandarin>像:xiang</mandarin> right


one way only, my pl


okay but I was thinking more of the like not exactly the food itself just like the colour like what colour is so bright red other than tomato maybe tomato or, like I cannot think of anything else is not really the food itself it's just that it represents you


ya it's just fake anyway, not why


anyway, okay lah,


maybe you should change it, then <mandarin>你换了:ni huan le</mandarin> you can get back at me then you get even more vegetables


I mean <mandarin>是这样的:shi zhe yang de</mandarin> what if you give me something bad then this one is called karma what you get what you deserve, no but you can be paying people good stuff even if they don't give you


something good, you can still treat them, what do you mean


ya lah, no lah as in if you give me good thing then you will receive good things next time maybe, then maybe your dessert is good


, but as my main leh


eh <mandarin>有那么好:you na me hao</mandarin> meh, healthy what it's <mandarin>健康:jian kang</mandarin> okay let's eat lah, I thinking for your health leh, see <mandarin>我有想你的:wo you xiang ni de</mandarin> okay don't anyhow say it's good for you too


is good for you and it looks nice, later what you doing ah watch show ah, ya, what <mandarin>戏:xi</mandarin> you watching now


!wah! so fit meh


!wow!, err ya


[orh] I thought it would be like you pair up then one person buy for one, quite nice, expensive ah, ya true


like secret, but actually <mandarin>很贵啦:hen gui la</mandarin> lah think don't want lah, like, ya <mandarin>这个月:zhe ge yue</mandarin> you also spend so much already


no meh I don't know I got the impression, everyday I see you like, no lah as in it's all the expensive food


then you always grab also


oh, again


, I see actually it's about one hour already, okay lah let me stop here wait ah actually she say must name what ah, as in I don't know cause it's called recording one right need name or not


actually don't need [lah] ya okay [ah] then we stop [lah] we stop


okay, ya I could hear, I could hear I could hear, don't have eh my, why my red line just start here eh so weird one


okay wait, err, okay lah don't need to redo lah just clap again, I think I think should have the voice ah


okay, can you hear me


yesterday ah I think, not the green one is the is the yellow one, our cauliflower cauliflower yes yes yes so she cook the the cauliflower and then err she also fried some like the err chicken meat slices the <mandarin>一片一片:yi pian yi pian</mandarin> one ah that kind you know like thin slices


then, no no no it's chicken and is is like cheap chicken I think, ya okay, err not really as in I ended up eating it with the,


some salmon seaweed flake you know the japanese rice flake that you put in the rice ya, ya ya, ya but then that one very salty lor so is like put a bit only ah


ya cause, the rest of the food were quite Meh also, ya then oh ya so cause of that then I wasn't hungry I mean I mean I wasn't very full but I had to rush to give tuition right after my dinner, then oh ya so cause of that then I wasn't hungry err I mean I mean I wasn't very full but I had to rush to give tuition right after my dinner


ya so I didn't really eat a lot then halfway through tuition I wanted to eat the you know the prime rib chips that we bought from seven eleven, ya but I scared like during tuition when you crunch crunch crunch then like


then my tutee very then my tutee get tilted later so I didn't eat, maybe later then I will let err oh then I will let you know also cause you say your your brother may want to err try right err so ya


what flavours


[orh] the <mandarin>黄瓜:huang gua</mandarin> that one in the <mandarin>深圳:shen zhen</mandarin> that one is it


what what about the <mandarin>卤:lu</mandarin> there's a <mandarin>卤鸭:lu ya</mandarin> one right and then there's a, err err, [orh] the <mandarin>粽子:zong zi</mandarin> one is it


err, oh man


that's why


[orh], [orh], okay okay lah it's time it's time to change a store


but the the, the price there got <mandarin>起价:qi jia</mandarin> right that's why


oh I, cause I remember it was about fifteen dollars per bowl when we went, for the for the beef also ah we eat the what


HR ah


ya lor, ya lor, that is damn weird leh cause especially like the pch their shop aesthetics are quite nice right but then like now you put one here put one there then <mandarin>乱七八糟:luan qi ba zao</mandarin> then like people see already also turn off


, <mandarin>我们可以找别的地方去:wo men ke yi zhao bie de di fang qu</mandarin> lor then, oh ya this morning you you went also right


then like what do you do, is the is it the <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> <mandarin>那个那个:na ge na ge</mandarin> <mandarin>上次我:shang ci wo</mandarin> send <mandarin>给你个那个:gei ni ge na ge</mandarin> link err <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> err smart local <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> right


as in <mandarin>我没有去过:wo mei you qu guo</mandarin> but then err it's like the that time remember I send you a list there's a list of like old sort of like old school food places then err one of them is err this #jalan kayu# thing then another one is sort of the Kueh ya


ya


eh


or no cause got some is cheap one you know they beat out a lot of egg in one like then they just when they make the egg Prata they just scoop a bit only it's scam people one


ya ya ya as in there's some places that cheat lor like they just scramble like cheese also like some very stingy one then they they also !hais!, is any anyhow one sia


ya, oh my god, the nacho cheese the nacho cheese Prata right was sold in my my school last time also then I felt so cheated when I first bought it cause when you eat out right it's minimally the cheapest kind is like they put one slice of cheese right


then but then in my school right they will, they just put all the nacho cheese in like one cup right then everytime I order then they scoop a bit only it's like barely can taste the cheese


ya, ya, then <mandarin>又很贵:you hen gui</mandarin> sia, think like one one dollar plus going to two dollar for like <mandarin>这样小小一个:zhe yang xiao xiao yi ge</mandarin> eh


and then it's and then it's in school some more so it's like and then it's like secondary you know so ya what a scam, ya


!huh!, fish cake, oh my god but then that is really damn small leh


uh


ya easily any how sia like you want to inflate the price right you can like sell or you want to bundle more then it sell more at one go then you earn more lah but then don't scam people like that you know, like


give a proper right, so so would you right, would you recommend me to go there and eat I haven't tried, there as in is it nice like apart the Prata the Prata like apart from the size is it nice


, the <mandarin>面粉:mian fen</mandarin> ah, [orh]


oh ya oh ya that day I saw this err poll online so do you prefer crispy Prata or chewy Prata


no no chewy ya ya ya ya ya so it's like it's more stretchy in the sense the crispy one is like more like what is it called ah the Thosai or paper Prata like crispy you get what I mean


[orh], ya ya ya no no no as in as in as in as in not as crispy as the paper Prata but it's like towards the end and then the other end is the more doughy kind so it's like among the like along the spectrum of a normal Prata


do you prefer the crispier one or the chewier one, err I prefer chewy one, cause I like the like the you eat right then like <mandarin>可以拉一点:ke yi la yi dian</mandarin> then it's like then how to say ah like <mandarin>很有嚼劲:hen you jue jin</mandarin> ah that kind


but I think nice leh cause the dough got flavour ah ,


no no no no not really leh it's not that crispy no and springleaf is a bit different because springleaf is like you eat it more for the flavour they have there because it's not the traditional flavours


not really, maybe cause I, as in maybe cause I eat with I eat the err I always eat the cheese Prata so so I mean if there is a lot of cheese inside it's hard to be crispy to begin with ah


, that's why, !aiya!, that's true ah, ya lah it's <mandarin>蛮贵的:man gui de</mandarin> lah


ya ya filling one it's like almost five dollars it is quite expensive, no it's just cheese and mushroom the portobello mushroom one is even more expensive


cheese and mushroom ah I think four dollars plus or five dollars plus lah around there, ya it is so is more for


then, ya usually what my friends do is like each person order like one to two personal one which is the normal size one and then their special flavours like the umami fill or whatever right is very big is meant to be shared so it's like we will take a bit of the err shared one then <mandarin>我们自己有自己的:wo men zi ji you zi ji de</mandarin> Prata lor


right


okay okay is slightly is slightly bigger than the outside Prata but, really


oh I don't order egg Prata in general it's not that I don't like it's just I prefer cheese, ya lah ya that's why I I only eat at springleaf right, twice I think or thrice three times lah I think


no leh dude that time, sorry [orh] okay, oh no no no no no I realise I remember wrongly let's go and buy one of their prompts err


err one dish ah, I think, I will work at sushi eh actually


ya cause, , ya but ya lor cuisine is like <mandarin>有这样多东西可以吃:you zhe yang duo dong xi ke yi chi</mandarin> then like <mandarin>还是可以换的:hai shi ke yi huan de</mandarin> ya


, okay cause <mandarin>我在想:wo zai xiang</mandarin> hor <mandarin>如果我只是吃华人餐:ru guo wo zhi shi chi hua ren can</mandarin> hor also a bit Sian leh, okay but sushi also a bit Sian, okay but then like but cause


ya ya ya like I don't have a particular chinese dish that I liked that much that I'll eat for the rest of my life, but I will say I like sushi a lot


that's a scam


okay that's kind err that's kind err gross I do not want to eat <mandarin>咕噜肉:gu lu rou</mandarin> with sushi rice, no but sushi rice got white wine inside so it taste different from the normal white rice they have and I don't think <mandarin>咕噜肉:gu lu rou</mandarin> will go well with sushi rice


then it's not called sushi , no , no err I meant sushi like the <mandarin>正宗的:zheng zong de</mandarin> sushi so like the the <mandarin>饭:fan</mandarin> right must have the err the <mandarin>酒味:jiu wei</mandarin> inside one so that it's not it does not taste like the <mandarin>华人餐的:hua ren can de</mandarin> white rice you know


then usually like, (ugh) for the what ah the japanese the Gunkan ah got a seaweed wrap, so no matter with or without a seaweed right I think it's still damn <mandarin>奇怪:qi guai</mandarin> when you go and eat the <mandarin>咕噜肉:gu lu rou</mandarin> with sushi rice cause is like that one is the sweet and sour pork is already sour and then your rice is like a bit sour so it just tastes like sour dish


no but you you like to you like to <mandarin>吃醋:chi cu</mandarin> so but I don't like so no that's a no go but ya I just met like I just read this


that this comment online yesterday or this morning I think then they were saying technically sushi can be anything cause you can just change the feeling but, but ya ya ya I know but the feeling I think nice or not still depends on what filling what you put in and not all feelings that you put in will be nice


ya, , sashimi for life that's how I'm gonna get parasite


ya maybe like a mix of the normal sushi toppings, no the sashimi there's fish roe there's err the the what ah the seaweed the green colour the <mandarin>一条一条:yi tiao yi tiao</mandarin> one


no then, stop attacking me all I all I was doing is sharing one food that I will eat for the rest of my life


<mandarin>不要一直针对我:bu yao yi zhi zhen dui wo</mandarin> lah , okay so so what what about you


let's think ah, ya sia I think <mandarin>会吃到吐:hui chi dao tu</mandarin> eh that one, ya


oh my god, ya, french fries


I think you will end up picking one of the chinese dishes, I don't know, chinese but chinese dishes are so like like err, it's like


agar agar one you know then like


ya, [orh],


stop shaming me, so so is sushi a good pick, ya lah cannot ah <mandarin>我不肯能天天吃:wo bu ken neng tian tian chi</mandarin> ramen <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lah <mandarin>那个会吃到吐:na ge hui chi dao tu</mandarin> sia


, what what if you will have the choice of changing the


sides like to a few different kind I mean not not like randomly mix in with Soba noodle but like the few common kind, maybe like japanese grilled chicken


I don't know , , it just feels like it feels like something that people will eat it with Soba ,


poke bowl, okay okay actually ya poke bowl is a good choice is like a sushi in a bowl kind of thing


oh ya they have soba also right, oh !wah! eh speaking of which, speaking of which <mandarin>我很久都没有吃那个:wo hen jiu dou mei you chi na ge</mandarin> poke theory Liao sia, but then hor okay like why I stop eating right is that time <mandarin>我我再去吃:wo wo zai qu chi</mandarin> like <mandarin>第一次还是第三次:di yi ci hai shi di san ci</mandarin> then is not that nice anymore leh and then actually like err like what


oh but cause last time that one not near school so like, ya lah but expensive


okay okay fine


fine (ugh) okay okay err okay so I think that's all for this prompt right shall we move on


what, oh ya that's alright, oh ya that's a very smart, ya


ya it's quite <mandarin>方便:fang bian</mandarin> (ugh), actually ya that's a very smart idea, okay oh ya


oh ya just ask I was asking you so err saturday I cook the #mee hoon kway# ah, of err I will I will try to, okay cause right the the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> right you will need to


like, the <mandarin>很像是要煮三到四个小时:hen xiang shi yao zhu san dao si ge xiao shi</mandarin> you must use the #ikan bilis# thing to like boil together so that you need ya you need to <mandarin>炖:dun</mandarin> the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> so, err if I can ah then<mandarin>我前一个晚上我就会去炖那个汤:wo qian yi ge wan shang wo jiu hui qu dun na ge tang</mandarin> then just save the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> first and then the next morning then I after I make the #mee hoon kway# the dough right then I just cook directly in the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> err


no lah not they won't drink lah they won't drink is just I cook, ya ya ya ya as in cause the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> you just reheat can already what


ya then cause I feel that if <mandarin>我第二天早上:wo di er tian zao shang</mandarin> like the <mandarin>早上:zao shang</mandarin> that you are coming then I <mandarin>炖:dun</mandarin> the <mandarin>汤:tang</mandarin> right then it will be too late


that works too but that means I'll be stuck in the kitchen when you're here though


okay, ya need to monitor lor like at least need to like <mandarin>隔一阵子看一下:ge yi zhen zi kan yi xia</mandarin> lah, ya then


no lah no #mee hoon kway# cannot make the day before one it will taste weird, okay, I will, okay I'll ask my mum whether my house has the #ikan bilis# thing first if not I need go and buy


oh, !huh! but by the time, ya ya ya by the time you cook I don't think is a, [orh] [orh] [orh] okay but then like your house suddenly like #ikan bilis# disappear your mum won't be like where did it go meh


quite a lot leh I see like one pot of soup, no no no no but it's said it covers at least the base of the port


I don't know I just follow the smart local one


okay okay, I cook for you I still get shamed , , oh ya but anyway like, the dough, ya so the dough I will make when err in the morning itself and then ya


err hopefully it won't take long and it won't fail cause in the video right she fail like, she fail like four times leh , the #mee hoon kway# lor like it didn't, it doesn't turn out like #mee hoon kway# lor it just turn out like


patches of dough , , no no no it's not the taste it's the texture of the #mee hoon kway#


no but then if it if it's quite bad right the first time she do is quiet bad but then it's really like one block of dough there, like it's very hard to bite in also


, okay okay fair enough if you like it then okay, then okay okay okay, okay okay,


okay okay then <mandarin>这样的话:zhe yang de hua</mandarin> then <mandarin>我就去做:wo jiu qu zuo</mandarin> lor but ya so, sorry, ah I will confirm start before I mean what time you will reach


where are you all going where are you all going, Omote ah, all the so of shooting, [orh] the so are you treating, ya are you treating her, [orh]


oh, oh man then you can only come after lunch is it if you are going all right then then I guests it's a no #mee hoon kway# day


we have it for tea break , , , ya one more Omote is quite full, okay okay then then then okay lah then I don't need ah so soon all right or shall we go for the from


err, for myself okay do you want to start first


why why


, , ya I agree lah I think I will also go for good looks cause wait is it hanging it's not hanging right, okay err


good err, I choose good looks also partially cause like, looks is like your face ah assume good looks is your face right so err for your face is the first thing <mandarin>招来:zhao lai</mandarin> the first thing that people see you I mean body can see but it's like


oh ya, ya ya so so it's like err


ya, so is like, err it's the first impression lor your looks I will say then err fit body


fit body first of all is less obvious than your looks and then second is ya like what you say lah <mandarin>可以练的:ke yi lian de</mandarin> so yes


ya, ya, ,


ya that's why <mandarin>我说因为有那个衣服盖住吗所以还好啦而且是说普通交流的话:wo shuo yin wei you na ge yi fu gai zhu ma suo yi huan hao la er qie shi shuo pu tong jiao liu de hua</mandarin> then people won't really go and like stare at your body and analyse your body you know so


ya okay, ya, okay, what, actually is there's such a, is there such a thing


oh, , I think have you know actually for like those upper body product, then then like you don't really need to take the full body one then it will be okay


ya, , ya but I think at least we are halfway there okay anyway err, (hmm)


if you can, instantly master three new skills what would they be


I think, I think any okay let's, , I think any skill lah as in any skill as long as it's feasible for humans like don't say like read the mind or something lah you know


, okay I think for me, skills, I would [orh]


I would want to be a master at coding because, err, I don't like to learn about coding so if I can instantly have that skill <mandarin>它会帮我很多:ta hui bang wo hen duo</mandarin> lah you know, and then <mandarin>现在每个人都要找:xian zai mei ge ren dou yao zhao</mandarin> coding <mandarin>的人:de ren</mandarin> right <mandarin>做什么东西都需要:zuo shen me dong xi dou xu yao</mandarin> coding


so it's a very, no lah but there's a very high need mah, no but it's just a


, as in err, like not a full on programming job but, you know like a lot of business jobs also need some coding knowledge


I I I mean if I can instantly have the skill I might as well go for the highest level


err, no lah as in I can just have the knowledge, like a lot of knowledge but my real job don't require that much lah


em no but, ya, err, but I don't think I will enjoy a full on coding job though


what !hey! is I choose the scale , , , ya it's very practical then err, what other skill


err, oh, I will want to be able to do any kind of flips and support, like sport properly so that I can aid you in your pursuit of your childhood dream to become a gymnast


and,


but <mandarin>你还是很青春美丽:ni hai shi hen qing chun mei li</mandarin> eh <mandarin>你懂吗:ni dong ma</mandarin> <mandarin>那个脸蛋是:na ge lian dan shi</mandarin> <mandarin>的:de</mandarin>


okay okay okay okay but anyway err ya cause actually last time I also like to flip it's just cause I pause for a very long time that's why I kind of just stop doing it but ya I used to flip so that would be cool


no cause there wasn't a, ya as in my instructor never even ask me do why will I suddenly be doing it, like


[orh] like cause, no lah no lah because, I also cannot suddenly go up to my instructor like eh, random and very weird


no no no no no it's, it's not as is the only reason why island areas because it's in my routine, it's not it's the only reason why I learnt ariel was because it is in my routine, ya but back flip wasn't in anything so, ya and like even in the customisable routine


cause it's august mah then even if I can do but the rest of people cannot do also no point ah, got solo and group solo one is standardised routine so there's no room for customisation


ya then err, ya lah good one must follow like the sort sort of like the, ya you cannot have too hard like even the what's that the butterfly also some people cannot do so is like end up I think also didn't really do it actually ya


as in must train a bit lah, now I I mean I stop for like


ya, your skill, (ugh) why


oh, oh, !wow! that's such a noble skill to have eh


ya, wait so that one is for your job or like just in general, , that's true and the people will open up to you easily right


, okay okay, ah, what can you think of, to fulfil your childhood dreams


[orh] like the the bar, [orh]


ya ah, like it's not in the culture to do it right, okay okay


alright I think we can't think of three, what, the gymnastic


(uh huh), oh my god


oh my god are you serious, oh my god


[orh], oh my god I can imagine leh like the both of you then at home just then keep jumping around already meh but <mandarin>你讲你的:ni jiang ni de</mandarin> your mother <mandarin>讲你跳来跳去:jiang ni tiao lai tiao qu</mandarin> what


really, is it cause like you go there then err you, you <mandarin>放开:fang kai</mandarin> all your energy then that's why you come home then you then like Guai, do you play with other kids


, oh, okay okay this


I left with the last one right , (hmm) okay is is like how to say it's hard to choose because it's like if I choose something for practical reasons then is like I'm not really enjoying it then it feels like I'm wasting away the opportunity but at the same


em I want to be a master, at investment so that once I master that then I don't have to work anymore


okay ya okay that makes sense but ya okay so actually the ultimate goal will be to master investing and then I can quit my job but at the same time, uh


that's true, err, oh I want to be able, to devour food as much food as I want so that I can


, stop , stop fat shaming me excuse me , okay wait let me let me finish my sentence let me finish my sentence


so the skill is for my body to be able to digest so much food such that is not unhealthy cause the metabolism rate can cover


then the minerals will be passed out I just want to taste the food what that is so gross ,


, err, okay okay <mandarin>我想另外一个:wo xiang ling wai yi ge</mandarin> okay calm down calm down


what about you, !aiya! then should we move on , okay err


what's another one that you want to do,


travelling travelling, as in in general tourism related things and travelling ah


, err okay, I will say accommodation like nice accommodations


okay ya actually ya that makes sense, okay but no no no no no cause cause I was thinking of like travelling as a whole which is quite a lot also


okay okay okay okay fine , oh my god , okay fun food asia


no lah as in I think this one is not meant to make economical sense lah just what do you wish to be free like assuming that the cost doesn't seep into <mandarin>其他:qi ta</mandarin> like <mandarin>其他的东西:qi ta de dong xi</mandarin> lor


ya, cause if it seeps into, other expense then it kind of defeats the purpose of asking this question, !hey! love <mandarin>爱情是需要:ai qing shi xu yao</mandarin>


err, actually I I I think for me don't really like have negative labels though, is, err hyper active


, [orh], you know like usually or whatever occasion then your friends right you cut right is like, or hyper active funny friendly, err they are very #guai lan# !aiya! things like that lah basically clown or joker lah


, ya what about you, I I mean I'm okay the label, err I mean usually the side I show people is this lah but of course there's other sides mah but are they I guess that one is like more of like closer people then they will see lor like I wouldn't show everybody you know


ya, oh, when I'm not being serious


ya ya but like just not the, the serious <mandarin>的一面:de yi mian</mandarin> lah in that sense, uh, what about you


people say you are quiet, , I would okay lah people won't call you noisy ya


, it's time for a definition for the middle ground , , oh


err so you are the, err like the <mandarin>乖乖:guai guai</mandarin> one after that the <mandarin>老师很喜欢:lao shi hen xi huan</mandarin> that kind lah, oh were you were you a prefect or something like that


oh, no excuse me me as me, [orh], [orh]


oh ya I remember last time I was that kid who made friends with the prefects like we were friends then they just let me up , , maybe that's why I am not a prefect


ya, oh okay


err ya ya, err, wait ah err


, oh ya


, oh ya I saw the question just now it's quite fun ya, okay , okay what food will we serve ah (hmm)


food as a food, so I'm gonna eat a week of that food,


[orh] ya, [orh] [orh] ya ya ya [orh], oh my god, so is this like some


I swear this is like some bad karma thing cause you know <mandarin>我不吃菜:wo bu chi cai</mandarin> then <mandarin>我不喜欢:wo bu xi huan</mandarin> cherry tomato then <mandarin>你就全部放在我的碗里面让我吃:ni jiu quan bu fang zai wo de wan li mian rang wo chi</mandarin> what did I do in my past life to deserve this kind of karma excuse me


!huh!, yours, I was about to say something nice you know, excuse me you just gave me like a plate of things that I do not like at all


I so nice to you, err, err, okay at least at least you never


at least you never say <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> chili or some shit , I was about to say like err food or a french fries or like the <mandarin>蛋糕:dan gao</mandarin> or like matcha <mandarin>蛋糕:dan gao</mandarin> that kind cause like


cause you you like it a lot and I feel like you have done a lot of good good deeds and then like no like like for example just now the skill you say like you you want people to be able to talk to you easily so that you can help them that kind of thing like, ya I was thinking something along that line but now that you give me a plate of vegetables


, , is this how you fight me,


but you but you decided my dish first so this is not karma for me excuse me, I don't think that's exactly how karma works in this context


that's kinda like the opposite of karma, , err as in I thought karma is usually like <mandarin>你做好事:ni zuo hao shi</mandarin> then <mandarin>你就:ni jiu</mandarin> is or like <mandarin>好人有好报:hao ren you hao bao</mandarin> lah then then why you give bad thing then you receive good thing


oh ya [orh] [orh] then I will give you like a matcha <mandarin>蛋糕:dan gao</mandarin> happy


but, as your main french fries , you do that excuse me you do that, uh, okay or maybe like a real main maybe err


say like sushi or like Chirashi that kind of thing, ya <mandarin>你看我给你了:ni kan wo gei ni le</mandarin> a platter of good food leh, then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> leh <mandarin>你让我吃菜:ni rang wo chi cai</mandarin> eh !walao! leh


okay okay okay fine fine fine


, okay fine , later err I think I'm going to do <mandarin>一点点:yi dian dian</mandarin> excel, and then <mandarin>玩一点:wan yi dian</mandarin> game and then


err actually it's four o'clock already oh exercise a bit, ya oh today later I got the MNC dinner I just realise, ya but I said <mandarin>六点:liu dian</mandarin> lah but nobody replied lah so I have no idea


it's like your your own food lah just that on zoom lor oh ya which reminds me, [orh], that one I think they don't want I don't think they will want cause then they will be like !huh! why ya like why spend extra money for nothing then


err, actually ya maybe I'll ask if anyone wants to do that then what else err after, right like a bit waste money


really, no lah it's smaller that day that day I, excuse me , not really what as in as in this month I went out


to eat more because of my birthday but a lot of time people treat me so is is actually I'm not spending cause I check my expenses that is actually just normal expenses lor plus like this month my tuition fees go up what so


[orh] but after the MNC dinner I have tuition and then ya and then it's a zoom call


!huh!, name what, I guess can label as our name should we pause first then


okay okay stop okay the end


!shit! oh my god


okay can sorry just now my my airpods keep like cannot cannot like connect to it, ya okay anyways so yeah I was talking about the #oh jung se# person damn cute leh then they just follow out to what's that call ah


ya and then the other drama I haven't watch yet apparently it's damn scandalous it's called the world of the married it's like sky castle did you watch sky castle, you should watch eh eh I tell you it's damn <mandarin>刺激:ci ji </mandarin> one <mandarin>真的:zhen de </mandarin> like it's about the educated


!huh!, !huh! what of course the mother die in the first episode, ah


well actually like it gets better it gets better it legit gets better like it's a little bit boring but it gets better,


then I like !aiya! I just think it's damn funny that they made <P2>jason</P2> a Florida man cause if you Google Florida man [right] and they do a lot of weird shit eh it's damn funny go and Google Florida men it's hilarious


ya like Florida man Florida man gets arrested for dog like that kind of weird shit like for eating dog shit or that kind of weird weird thing then I was just like what even, okay can you start a new topic


, oh


did I oh my god sorry


I don't think it's insomnia leh you know that time I got I got this kind I did not happen to me over a week lah but happened a few times before then I ask


like as ridiculous as it sounds like people need like at least seven hours or eight hours of sleep sometimes if <mandarin>你真的很入睡的话:ni zhen de hen ru shui de hua </mandarin> [right] <mandarin>三个小时就够了:san ge xiao shi jiu gou le </mandarin> like, happened to me before like <mandarin>你:ni </mandarin> we wake up feeling rested


you you feel like waking tired is it, oh, that's so annoying eh then how what you do sleep in the afternoon


[orh] so become immune, so become immune ah oh that sucks dude what even


(hmm)


oh !shit!, uh uh uh uh uh


I thought uh, I thought panic attack will be thought panic attack would be worse if you go in public


[orh] because <mandarin>每次我有的时候:mei ci wo you de shi hou </mandarin> [right] like I had it a lot in JC I'll just like wait for it to tide over I just sit there or I sleep, ya you your hand were your hand will start to shiver like last time <mandarin>以前我每次做功课做一半就会开始:yi qian wo mei ci zuo gong ke zuo yi ban jiu hui kai shi </mandarin> shiver


can you imagine how detrimental the a level is to make you have panic attack sia like me in it it's not even like, a a big thing lor it's just like you are just sitting there doing homework and then suddenly you will just come suddenly you got panic attack then you will start to like shiver that's damn stupid


ya no as in, no as in I don't as in honestly [right] think my a level journey was a very bad one cause now I got some like juniors during a levels mah then to me ah I look at them from


as in not as in like you're not as you like they don't study but it's more like <mandarin>他们好会:ta men hao hui </mandarin> balance, you know what I mean like <mandarin>他们就会:ta men jiu hui </mandarin> like


like they won't have the most they won't reap the most fruit you know so like a bit like cause like I think back about it a bit like, yeah I feel like <mandarin>我很亏:wo hen kui </mandarin> or like the entire time <mandarin>我很亏:wo hen kui </mandarin> cause, like too much stress lah it's really a lot of stress and is and the thing is that like I think the stress is that like


cause everybody will be like oh never mind lah like there's a alternative route after a levels or whatever like if you legit don't do well but everybody knows that nobody wants to go that alternative road what cause it's nasty and a waste of time you know what I mean so like I don't know lah


a levels was luckily none of y'all went to JC I go enough already for all of you to suffer


ah, no leh b cannot b cannot b cannot b cannot b


oh ya ya but b cannot I think her r five cannot her r five uh her r five a bit hard is too high like I think her r five is like <mandarin>上过二十扣掉:shang guo er shi kou diao </mandarin> is less than <mandarin>二十:er shi </mandarin> lah, cannot appeal so cannot lor so is either you or me only what but then ya I stupid lah I can only say I'm stupid but if I had went to poly I also don't know what will have become of me


ya ya


correct that's the thing you know when I was in uni [right], and hor I met this uh one person then <mandarin>他以前在:ta yi qian zai </mandarin> poly <mandarin>的时候他读:de shi hou ta du </mandarin> HR and logistics, then <mandarin>他到:ta dao </mandarin> uni Liao [right] <mandarin>他换去:ta huan qu </mandarin> sports science eh


so can you imagine like the change is that damn big <mandarin>那我就问他:na wo jiu wen ta </mandarin> like actually do you like your course in poly then he said okay la I quite okay with it but then when I came to uni I realised I have other choices so I decided that I want to do sports science


meh, oh


yeah eh the socialize part is damn true you know like, a lot of JC kids [right] cannot communicate and then those that can come that can communicate [right] I like <mandarin>那些去:nei xie qu </mandarin> army <mandarin>的那些男生:de nei xie nan sheng </mandarin> then <mandarin>他们他们就:ta men ta men jiu </mandarin> meet<mandarin>到那些:dao nei xie </mandarin> clubber <mandarin>那种那种就会:na zhong na zhong jiu hui </mandarin> communicate but then their communication is in like clubbing like talk


they will like float here float there I don't know lah, it's just like ya he just social talk


, YP Beng LOL


then it's like, I don't know why, as in I know that I don't understand the trend as in I think it's okay but like it's just amazing how like there are so many entrepreneurs among our generation or was it the same thing for


people back then you know like that time when I when I with !huh! what again sorry sorry again what


(hmm)


!wah! (uh huh), (mmhmm)


oh interesting sia but like ya this the thing, oh LOL


[orh] is it


your classmate got register, !huh! !wow!


our next level dedication cannot be me <mandarin>我就这辈子就给:wo jiu zhe bei zi jiu gei </mandarin> work for people, but then <mandarin>不是不想做我就是不是不想做我是觉得:bu shi bu xiang zuo wo jiu shi bu shi bu xiang zuo wo shi jue de </mandarin> err <mandarin>会做的人很厉害因为:hui zuo de ren hen li hai yin wei </mandarin> is really a lot of dedication and time into your craft that I cannot imagine putting in


you know like even though the return is gonna be good lah and most of the time rich people are entrepreneurs by like, uh I'm sorry I'm poor, I also want to earn, that time I told bettina we need to live in a bungalow by thirty years old it's not going to happen if none of us are not ah none of us are an entrepreneur maybe I should tell bettina to go into biomed entrepreneurship


oh sick, ok


, !huh! are you serious, dude intro me your friend eh


no lah want to earn money lah why will I want to date him, oh, so we high high return high risk lah


side gig, oh okay okay


smart man, these are the these are the people that eventually will live in the big houses, earn money is to have a good life correct but some people just I don't know how to say this but like how like will earn money so you can live but some people earn money cause they find fun out of like playing with it you know what I mean maybe eventually they are the ones who strike big in life


I also want my mother tell me next time, I just marry rich man but then my feminist value tell me no I must be the rich woman


no lah as in <mandarin>做:zuo </mandarin> like <mandarin>小老婆:xiao lao po </mandarin> by <mandarin>小老婆:xiao lao po </mandarin> I don't mean as in like <mandarin>小三:xiao san </mandarin> as in <mandarin>就是做他的乖乖的老婆:jiu shi zuo ta de guai guai de lao po </mandarin> you know what I mean, ya <mandarin>每天去每天去喝:mei tian qu mei tian qu he </mandarin> high tea


oh yeah, just with love sugar baby but with love and with and


let's go man, I just like !hey!


no lah, believing I'm living the I'm living the <mandarin>香港:xiang gang </mandarin> movie life <mandarin>我跟谢霆锋闯一闯:wo gen xie ting feng chuang yi chuang </mandarin> no lah just kidding !aiya! <mandarin>我在想:wo zai xiang </mandarin> !aiya! uh got nothing to talk


uh, okay then


!huh! oh oh the very old one is it (uh huh) (uh huh) then, oh my god wait wait wait then how she gonna go to school


oh, okay lah twenty six okay lah twenty six okay lah, twenty six okay twenty six okay


that's such a cute surprise, wait so she did she get married, so did you get married before COVID did she get married before COVID


oh then okay lah okay lah, then that's still fine, she chinese ah or what, [orh]


dude she's expecting, cause she's gonna be she's gonna be very young mother sia twenty seven


cause that's quite young, really meh maybe cause my mother is fifty something and I'm still not married not hitched, , who ask her marry late not my #dai ji#


I don't know lah my mother I they say !aiya!


so he write condone on the document but then nobody can read the document then everybody thought he write condom, then after that my mother had to go into the office and ask him like did you write condom then he was like no is condone


then after that like I think actually my mother got no <mandarin>好感:hao gan </mandarin> to my father leh but then he like her ya then my father everytime like ted my daddy like teddy bear like that so she like teddy bear lor good for her


actually I low key I like teddy bear but like I also don't know what to feel I don't know lah !aiya! so sian thinking about what kind of boy I like I don't need to care just don't get married lor, talking about that don't get married yesterday [right] talking about don't get married yesterday <mandarin>我在我的阿嬷家:wo zai wo de a ma jia </mandarin> then <mandarin>我出去数一下我的:wo chu qu shu yi xia wo de </mandarin> cousins


six cousins from my dad side cause [right] a lot of my aunts are not married


or they did married then they divorced then they don't have kid mah, so I only have six cousins and then the age range is very wide the oldest one is like forty something and the youngest one is my brother which is eighteen, okay and then like forty something cousins only got three of them one of them they are early forties lah then some some of them late thirties one of them is married


divorced with two kids, so that's two kids [right] and the other two are just vibing, they don't they're not marrying at all, like legit just not marry you know


!huh! what again, then <mandarin>另外一个他的最小的弟弟:ling wai yi ge ta de zui xiao de di di </mandarin> [right]


then after that is my, err my other cousin she's twenty something then she's quite pretty she got boyfriend also but you know where she is now Thailand why cause <mandarin>她:ta </mandarin> she work for MOF


minister of ministry of foreign affairs, so she's like a embassy there so she damn hard to <mandarin>交往:jiao wang </mandarin> cause, how you going to make, date any person in Singapore when you're in Thailand like twenty four seven, so she got no boyfriend also


then after that is my cousin then he's twenty two then he got girlfriend, after that it's me then my mother was like, you are too young to date then I was like oh okay then my brother is, then my brother was like


then my brother was like then my brother is like those uh ladies man but will never date him kind, ya ya ya ya ya ya, yeah yeah constantly being friend zoned actually he doesn't mind you also I think you don't care


you know what I mean so like I was just like maybe not getting married


okay lah cause like <mandarin>不熟:bu shu </mandarin> lah just go there <mandarin>凑凑热闹而已:cou cou re nao er yi </mandarin> [right] is it


ah why eh I Sian <mandarin>掉了:diao liao</mandarin> the guys all damn weird there, it's just as in as in like <mandarin>好像是:hao xiang shi </mandarin> is <mandarin>很难:hen nan </mandarin> it's like it's like finding a needle in a haystack you know like a lot of them are just there to have sex and then they just like haha you wanna have sex then you are like no then they are like you not here to have sex meh then I'm like no


oh how how was it


!huh! oh !wow!


no no no no no no no, weird as in that time got this guy want to match with me then he just send me like, err a very like suggestive message, like nice bottom or something


then <mandarin>只是很多年轻的小孩子:zhi shi hen duo nian qing de xiao hai zi </mandarin> like my age limit I will set to be like my age mah and above but then like a lot of them are in poly then like


how to say this like our we are in different stages of life is very hard to cope you understand so I feel I should date like a twenty five year old or something, my mother I told my mother I wanna date a guy two years older than me then she was like, I think you should try to get even higher then I was like what you mean she was like you date four years and above also can you cannot be the older one in the relationship because boy maturity level very low then I just


oh I said there I was like you just say boys are stupid, as in I think it's true lor as in <mandarin>男生会比较:nan sheng hui bi jiao </mandarin> mature <mandarin>比较慢一点点:bi jiao man yi dian dian </mandarin> plus <mandarin>他们:ta men </mandarin> the education line <mandarin>也是会比我们女生慢一点:ye shi hui bi wo men nv sheng man yi dian </mandarin> so by right <mandarin>我找一个比我大的:wo zhao yi ge bi wo da de </mandarin> [right] <mandarin>大我一两岁:da wo yi liang sui </mandarin> [right] <mandarin>他可能我们还是一样:ta ke neng wo men hai shi yi yang </mandarin> on the same education like line or like <mandarin>要做工:yao zuo gong </mandarin> that kind of line then


plus <mandarin>我很久没有玩:wo hen jiu mei you wan </mandarin> okay Liao OkCupid <mandarin>超级久没有玩了:chao ji jiu mei you wan le </mandarin> I think, like <mandarin>去年的事情我很久没有去:qu nian de shi qing wo hen jiu mei you qu </mandarin> swipe Liao <mandarin>可能现在的人比较:ke neng xian zai de ren bi jiao </mandarin> normal lah but <mandarin>以前那时候就有点奇怪:yi qian na shi hou jiu you dian qi guai </mandarin> lor


yeah a lot of them are like super popular on Instagram then they just like, come over to flirt or something I don't know lah is damn weird, oh ya ya ya correct correct correct that time I Kena before so !hey! love your account you want to follow each other then I was like what the heck that I texting b then she was like this one also ah they just want follower only they wanna let you follow you follow them then they won't follow you back or whatever then I was like oh


singaporeans are so weird that's why it's damn hard and plus that time I remember I talk to this work friend of mine then <mandarin>他已经:ta yi jing </mandarin> like <mandarin>我们刚毕业他就开始用了:wo men gang bi ye ta jiu kai shi yong le </mandarin> I think cause she quite old lah so she's planning to settle down after uni then she was like


a lot of the good guys [right] are all taken already then I was like ya then so doesn't mean there's no more good guys out there what that's what I tell her but now I believe in what she said all the good guys are generally taken, it's damn sad


oh


!huh! no oh oh my god, four years okay what, what is he doing is he working


if he is still in uni I think it's fine, oh, [orh] one hour only ha


I thought you talk for like quite a bit


[orh] okay okay I know what you mean I know what you mean like y'all are on a different frequency you are just here to date and he's just here to like I need to find <mandarin>老婆:lao po </mandarin> now then you are like scared by him but actually I think twenty six is okay lah the age gap is still okay


five years ah five years mah okay what


I mean it feels a little, you scared they are boomer is it


yeah dude that's why I don't that's why I don't go on this kind of apps anymore, cause they they are like one liners eh then I will one line, back cause I don't know what to do also then is like as a girl [right] if they want lah


then you then you, like you talk a lot with them or <mandarin>他们的自尊:ta men de zi zun </mandarin> their ego will be, inflated then they will be asshats cause they'll be like you see I so popular girl girl want talk to me talk so much with me somemore hello is you cannot hold convo please you know what I mean


oh WBU, oh my god


so weird dude what the heck I don't know lah a lot of guys damn one liner


eh they are damn boring people okay find you need to find find your jamus you find your jamus Lim, you go and find your jamus Lim,


ya trolls lor,


I also have I also got talk to trolls before, they very funny one or they'll be like eh spill the tea leh <mandarin>姐姐:jie jie </mandarin> then I just LOL what the heck, ya they are more fun to talk to than actual the actual people cause <mandarin>他们没有脸:ta men mei you lian </mandarin> mah don't have a face then you you won't be scared of them <mandarin>不会有畏惧:bu hui you wei ju </mandarin> lor okay ya sorry this guy was wholesome what about him


tell him to date me


Tiap <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> dude dude serious eh I tell you right now <mandarin>最:zui </mandarin> close to my type that I've seen is probably Karuno that's it and that one humanities guy


really meh, okay maybe I should download OKC again because I never set the age range [right] I always nineteen twenty then I always get all those weird young punks damn weird but now that I'm twenty one I a bit in denial


I'm a bit in denial that I'm twenty one, oh good idea, cause my I think my profile picture is damn outdated cause I very long never err what's that called update already it's just me without bangs


I put before then I Kena that bottom shit then I was like bye bye, !huh! no as in I put mirror selfie lor


ya why leh, mirror selfie okay what


she pretty is it, her boobs big, that's so weird what the heck


maybe they maybe they horny , singaporean men are singaporean men ah they got this thing called, FOMO you know they very FOMO eh they don't have sex before army they damn FOMO I don't understand why they FOMO it's damn weird to me


that time I told you mah my friend complain to me before he say he FOMO, then I say you FOMO what, then he say he FOMO he virgin then I like !huh! is that something to FOMO about you rather lose your virginity fast and quick rather than in a good way meh


ya but why I dont understand it's damn stupid and it's damn weird, it just doesn't make sense to me, you sure you win the virgin


err okay , yeah they just sleep together


I I mean I don't I don't think there's anything wrong with having healthy and active sex life but being desperate for a healthy and active sex life is really weird and off-putting, !aiya! you can only blame it to you can only blame it to a certain extent you know like but the thing is that sex should be fueled by love rather than hormones


okay correct me this is old fashioned lah you can go and have a all night one night stand for all you want but like if it's not a good then that's your problem you know what I mean, never mind lah people are so weird , singaporean people are just like


I mean ya lah it's up to you lah definitely up to you lah, I got friends also who don't even want to date cause they sick of man oh my friend got this very funny story she met this guy then they went to a blood bank together cause the guy like to donate blood


like <mandarin>就是:jiu shi </mandarin> like charity lah then she was, ah then so they they all basically what they did was that he my friend tried to impress him also so she went with him to a blood bank on the first date


correct then, she freaking fainted leh, cause <mandarin>她太太多血:ta tai tai duo xue </mandarin> like as in I think <mandarin>他抽他太多血:ta chou ta tai duo xue </mandarin> so <mandarin>他有点缺缺氧缺血:ta you dian que que yang que xue </mandarin> then yet


ya then she fainted eh, that was so embarrassing then she was like that was damn embarrassing and then after that the guy is still ask her like, whether want to eat dinner together or not then she was so dizzy


she just went home, and she never contacted the guy ever again, I don't think so eh I'm not sure I don't know I don't know <mandarin>不知道她没有她没有详细说:bu zhi dao ta mei you ta mei you xiang xi shuo </mandarin> but it was just damn funny to me cause she was like


I was telling her about the disaster date that I went on mah then she was like got more disaster for you I fainted on a first date then I was like are you serious that's so ridiculous leh how can you do that, no it's damn hard to have a normal date nowadays sia


serious eh I didn't even know what people do on dates like, get to know each other it's damn awkward don't you think so like it's like it's like, you need to look at it this way, you look at it this way if let's say you're going on a date let's say if you are two girls and you're going on a date like as friends


correct you will do what girls do, shopping walking around and talking but like, but a lot of boys don't do that when they go out on dates with their friends they go to like arcades or they go to like or they play games and they don't talk


then would then then you must strike a balance what cause some guys don't like to talk


(mmhmm), okay lah walking around is fine I mean I walked around when I went on a date with julian but it was so bloody weird, cause we walked into the shop just to avoid each other


you know what I mean it's like <mandarin>我们讲走路走到:wo men jiang zou lu zou dao </mandarin> corridor <mandarin>的时候没有东西讲:de shi hou mei you dong xi jiang </mandarin> then after that <mandarin>我们走进那个:wo men zou jin na ge </mandarin> shop just to avoid each other, no it was like evening I think he wanted to actually get to know me better lah but then when he asked me whether I was available on a weekend I just tell him no


like he wanted to go on a full date then I was like oh no then after the date then my friend ask me why you never agree to the weekend then I realise he ask me weekend cause he wanted to go on a full date, rather than like a half hearted one then I was like oh, stupid lor never think lah


yeah oh talking about julian oh my god, okay very long story short, cause I'm in, cause in BTS [right] the Singapore fandom correct so I met a friend there


so we will let's call her c okay so c is my friend and then we became quite close cause we are both from NTU and she's in sociology so we are in the same faculty so we will talk, and then that time I was telling her I went on a disaster date


and I was like his name is julian, then I was like he was from mass comm also and then she was like are you seriously kidding me then I was like why then she was like he had a crush on me in year three then I was like what


then because me and julian we connect because we like indie music mah indie korean music then she also like korean indie korean music that's why we also become friends then she was like he will always mention me on twitter and he will add me and say !hey! I think you will like this song like he tried to !woo! her


then he will text her he I think you will like this song then after that I was like !huh!, what the !shit! then she was like ya lor he tried to like !woo! me but then like I very stupid so I just like never mind then I was like so do you like him then she was like I got consider cause I think he very sweet


but he also bit like a bit awkward like don't have social life then I a bit scared don't want my boyfriend to have no social life so I never like explicitly accept him then I was like !wah! Jialat Liao then she was like, guess we have a thing in common he he likes women like he likes two of us before then we now become friends that's damn weird don't you think so


then <mandarin>如果:ru guo </mandarin> then <mandarin>他今年要进:ta jin nian yao jin </mandarin> #wee kim wee# then <mandarin>如果有一天他看到我们两个不是很:ru guo you yi tian ta kan dao wo men liang ge bu shi hen </mandarin> odd meh


oh oh <mandarin>讲到世界小:jiang dao shi jie xiao </mandarin> okay so the other day <mandarin>我的小学同学他现在在:wo de xiao xue tong xue ta xian zai zai </mandarin> Fraser <mandarin>做:zuo </mandarin> intern so <mandarin>他在:ta zai </mandarin> Fraser <mandarin>不是:bu shi </mandarin> business department lor I think HR ah <mandarin>他:ta </mandarin> do business <mandarin>的啦他就跟我讲:de la ta jiu gen wo jiang </mandarin> eh <mandarin>记得那时候你跟我讲过那个:ji de na shi hou ni gen wo jiang guo na ge </mandarin> audrey mah


okay sorry so sorry supposed to be anon ok anyway then the point is that basically [right] my friends my friends err colleague, boyfriend oh no my friend's colleague's best friend


is <P2>audrey's</P2> boyfriend, no no no no that's that's not that's not the point the point is that he, complain to my friend about his best friend's girlfriend, and then my friend was like who is your best friend's girlfriend and then he was like her name is <P2>audrey</P2> and then my friend was like


stinky stinky <mandarin>就是连她的男朋友的好朋友也不喜欢他:jiu shi lian ta de nan peng you de hao peng you ye bu xi huan ta </mandarin> then <mandarin>传到我的朋友啦因为她的男朋友的好朋友是我的朋友:chuan dao wo de peng you la yin wei ta de nan peng you de hao peng you shi wo de peng you </mandarin> so eventually <mandarin>还是传回来我这边你懂以前我在:hai shi chuan hui lai wo zhe bian ni dong yi qian wo zai </mandarin> JC <mandarin>的时候:de shi hou </mandarin> [right], JC <mandarin>我不是在:wo bu shi zai </mandarin> north lor


can you imagine


dude last time when I was close with her [right] she will always say her friends are not her friends know why cause she say her friends prettier than her then she insecure


stupid eh ridiculous


yah, she trying to imply she pretty no she always she will last time in secondary school she will always say this she will always say that I very short, then like because I very short [right] then like I not tall then like not pretty now I will always tell her I will say like !huh! but then you short cute mah then like <mandarin>就会有男生喜欢你因为你可爱:jiu hui you nan sheng xi huan ni yin wei ni ke ai </mandarin> mah then she was like


but I want to be pretty and tall then I was like then what you want me to do, you were not even blessed in the height department then just shut up lah [right] or not, what the hell sia stupid leh


I think a lot of guys like short girls leh don't you think so


my friend show me before his ideal type he say they must be short and petite then I was like good for you, a lot of guys don't like tall girls, one of my friend is very tall like one seven six and she got trouble dating singaporean man, so she doesn't date singaporean man she date foreign man cause they're very tall then they like tall girls but singaporean men don't like tall girls cause it reminds them of how short they are


right, cause like <mandarin>新加坡很很少会有男生一七八一八零吗那个:xin jia po hen hen shao hui you nan sheng yi qi ba yi ba ling ma na ge </mandarin> girl <mandarin>一七零就有一点怕了吗跟他们同同:yi qi ling jiu you yi dian pa le ma gen ta men tong tong </mandarin> height Liao mah


ya lor I also don't, really meh I don't know my my guy friend is short so he only want to date short girls


that's our height bro you why you being so offensive to yourself


you are literally one five five bro uh one five three [right] not even one five five dude you are one five three eh


okay lah quite cute lah, but other than that no already though, but I want to be one six I wanted to be one six five I think it's a good height, I'm five CM away I'm gonna grow, I drink milk


bullshit bro my friend grow two CM when she was twenty three I can do it too I every year grow one CM, twenty five I one six five already watch me, eh eh eh eh


I also want I want to grow taller uh one of my friend is one seven five I want her height leh, FML please lah I don't even I don't even puberty up I puberty down okay


that's so sad eh !walao! not even blessed in the genes department not blessed in the height department blessed in what having missing teeth department, missing teeth department


when I have money like maybe by late twenties or something cause I don't have money, it's damn expensive eh the transplant


no she say she pay by herself so I pay by myself too, ya sad life [right]


no no my mother had the opportunity so she fix so she thinks that I need to pay myself also so I will pay for it myself, okay lah as in it's not a lot of money lah it's just like, when I get a job I save up should be able to


full time job should be able to pay lah, actually I thought of not doing anything to it just letting it be cause when smile cannot see cause my rabbit teeth very big then like a bit a bit #zhor teng#, like so small like that, cause it's like rotting away it's damn disgusting


, and you can can you tell that I'm at the end of my social energy already I really quite tired already, really ah this this this this uh


this circuit breaker COVID make me go back to be a introvert, I used to be extrovert, eh I took, serious I took the test again eh and I became an INFP again


I used to be ENFP, ya ya ya ya ya


so like last time when I go out I I will be an ENFP at fifty something percent e and fifty percent forty percent something i but then recently I took it I was a seventy percent i I think, and thirty percent, ya I think I really reach the level of my social and intolerance of people already you know like introverts they not happy they won't say anything one they just glare at you what then they walk away


what you mean, ah


oh that one I know I expected already, I try to be friendly to her boyfriend but I think in his eyes bettina is the only one who exist so I'm gonna pretend that he doesn't exist also, got that time he came pick up mah then I try talk to him then he just like oh hello hello then like like that lor


the end, I was thinking about it then I was like why if bettina brings Karudo then I was like never mind brain must erased the thought oh I just say her name FML !shit! never mind


die Liao lah die Liao, die Liao die Liao die Liao, wesley if you're hearing this, ,


oh my god I'm so sorry to whoever is listening to this, okay never mind <mandarin>不用紧没有人会听到的:bu yong jin mei you ren hui ting dao de </mandarin> as long as speak chinese lor


but it's gonna hit going to hit !huh!, what's your time now, ya as in, !shit! I already hit the minute already leh, I hit one hour already


okay okay, oh yeah okay, I was thinking


how long is long


[orh] <mandarin>会:hui </mandarin> meh


okay I'm seeing it now because my social energy is damn low but on the day I'll be very excited


so yes, oh my god my stomach is growling dude help me is it done so I can close and then I can go get something to eat, okay three two


(mmhmm)


where is it three two three


why you why you suddenly see the thing, Changi


maybe maybe they have another, branch at Changi, (uh huh)


nope we should we should go during school then you don't need travel, no you no need to travel out of Jurong


no lah haven't, Siao cannot, no but I now on diet so cannot, oh the the tiramisu right actually I expected it to be, nicer actually I don't know is it because I never defrost finish


or what, yeah yeah it's it's not, very, err soft, I don't know eh may maybe I never like defrost finish but my parents say the Milo nicer


then, then right I I I tell my dad


then then he keep asking me <mandarin>所以是蛋糕来的:suo yi shi dan gao lai de</mandarin> ah he ask me I swear to god at least five times <mandarin>所以这是蛋糕:suo yi zhe shi dan gao</mandarin> ah then I just give up asking I mean give up give up teaching, yeah err, oh yeah but then my my mixer cannot blend I have no idea why


no like my one is is is not a whisk leh I don't why did you know that time I tried making the the souffle pancake then he cannot become like fluffy, yeah but I I don't have the the whisk attachment I only got the the yeah


then you mix yourself


order oh yeah I wanted to ask also , !whoa! I don't like squid ink sia


and your teeth will be damn ugly later, , no actually actually I thinking maybe I'll eat, err the aglio olio no actually I wanted to try the carbonara but I scared too Jialat but I think should be fine what you like if we share two bowls then I think it's fine


okay, like like the <mandarin>料:liao</mandarin> is it


maybe we can order, wait the beef is add on the sauce is it, oh then, we order three bowls


oh really, eh you know they also got the different different flavour for the pasta, did you know


ah ah, oh yeah oh


why, oh then then cannot taste is it, maybe we can maybe we can just go Tom's palette or we say how later I mean tomorrow


technically is later, okay, oh I think right err I don't know I I see somewhere I think I signed up for got discount ah but I cannot find already


yeah it's like the Tipo working title burger bar and like a lot then they combine, then then I think there's five dollar off ah cause I first time use but I cannot find already


yeah lah so you will go then you order, then when you pay I think got discount I also don't know sia, online


I think you go there you can show them the discount code also I I think ah, I think ah I don't know, I thought you say you don't like


who is he, oh


(mmhmm), I thought you got eat before also okay I think you got eat before what, no no but I remember I I told #cheng kwee# that I wanted to eat then after that she say you think it's not nice that's why you don't want go


!chey!


but you don't need to order the sugar drink what you can just ordered a burger, err I think it's just normal milkshake, yeah just go there eat the burger lah


you share with your friend, you you you all you all share one burger and then you can order one side, !wah! very expensive I think we spend no cause we order one main one side and one drink


no lah it's just me and #cheng kwee#, no never, then I think we spent, how much ah I think around


yeah it's, yeah it's damn expensive like freaking expensive,


we should earn money first


won't lah as in, I think you will eat one leh okay like example if if you cannot eat then, we just <mandarin>不要吃完:bu yao chi wan</mandarin> lah we just yeah <mandarin>不要吃完:bu yao chi wan</mandarin>


actually I think actually I think should be fine cause right after one year of going out with me I think you can eat more maybe, you you got lose weight what actually I think right just now I saw you you look I think you got look a bit smaller


I also want sia !wah!, no I think I will go maybe actually I think right I go I go one week enough already maybe, actually I don't know maybe two weeks lah two weeks


, no but I'll but I'll control I think I will control if like I successfully lose weight I think I will control


no no I I think my weight is like because my bones small it's not because I skinny


yeah, to be very skinny yeah, but I cannot, no it's at err #tanjong pagar# but that one is more of like it's pretty


it's at #tanjong pagar#, but there right they only I think they only sell like scones eh


I think but I don't whether they got add new stuff, but but then it's like all the autumn leaves, yeah there very pretty, yeah and also got another cafe very nice it's called the, err if I'm not wrong is cafe de nicole's flower or something


it's damn pretty


oh my god I just realised, I forget take , never mind yeah tomorrow, yeah I saw actually right at first when you send me hor then I then I thought


it was from the tiramisu person, then after that I was thinking why the tiramisu hold your tiramisu so long,


yeah yeah and then that time we were talking about tiramisu so thought it was from tiramisu person, oh I never eh,


(mmhmm) nope, (mmhmm)


!wah! I really talk about food until I <mandarin>肚子饿:du zi e</mandarin> sia, no I need to think of what to eat now, cannot wait, okay I


no I ate I ate a bit only cause I scared fat, Cinnamon roll I ate, oh I ate the cream cheese one when I go back yeah


really, you know you you know where I first smell right you remind you you it reminded me of


err what's that called plasticine, no you see ah I don't know why then


!huh! <mandarin>酸:suan</mandarin> meh I think it's, oh


so y'all finish already !wah!, I feel like the the cake hor they should make it bigger


it's damn small leh, I ah, oh my god I remember right got one time my mum buy this, vanilla cake from I think four leaves wait I think is I think is vanilla swiss roll with peanut or something !wah!


that was so good then you know I keep eating and eating and eating, then I think I almost finished it, err four leaves, oh yeah nice nice


okay lah I also don't know why but but rachel right tell me the the standard everybody buy strawberry go four leaves then four leaves strawberry cake


, okay lah I think okay I I think for a, it's not bad, cause they are not like <mandarin>专卖:zhuan mai</mandarin> cake <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> mah


okay lah okay lah but their specialty is bread lor I guess,


, and then people will only go at night also


but I think if the concept of, bar slash cafe I think it's quite cool leh


oh my god it reminds me of a korean drama, the Itaewon class !wah! really maybe he got inspiration from there


, work lah


I think if you close to him it's okay leh, !wah! I think I will have a lot of fun


is it the Sekfang, eh wait kith cafe sounds sounds very, oh


oh my god you know you know yesterday right I was so, desperate to find a part time job, then I go and email all the, err like all the pet groomers and all the animal, boarding places


I don't know like I think I email like <mandarin>六个:liu ge</mandarin> then, only one replied and and that reply was like sorry we're not hiring at the moment, no leh like I always feel that all those like


I never ever once found a job from there so I just give up, then some won't read


err oh this morning right got one person she message me then she say err this, this primary three oh cause I I think I sign up this primary three


teach chinese, yeah then yeah then she message me lor, then then I think she wanted more info like, like how many students I have then, what's the


grade that I think she can improve, like how many grades she can jump and, and whether I can make my own materials but you know actually the make materials I very confused cause I don't know what kind of materials to make


I don't know lah, I I don't know lah I feel like if I I think if I get right I'll go and think how to <mandarin>教:jiao</mandarin> no I was thinking right like I can read, with her the passage or something then if she don't know how to read that I'll underline the word then that is her spelling for the next week so so she was must remember how to so that she will remember like how to read


it's so next time when she encounter then she also won't forget mah, insta oh yeah yeah


, oh oh yeah


normally normally chinese characters all got meaning one like the <mandarin>旁:pang</mandarin> and everything


, !wah! really ah


yeah math because I think, my english is damn bad like cause remember that time I teach tuition centre then primary one then I had to Google some words eh I so primary one leh


I don't know [man] then, err, what science science I also scared, I also don't know why I falling vet bioscience student but I cannot teach science


oh as in like it's open ended ah, oh


I think it is easy but except for those question, like they like they classify don't know what, the the fungi, and !wah! all all those I cannot leh I don't even know which one is fungi which one is plant eh, some like no you know you know you know got some multiple choice question


so you gave us like four groups, then I think one is like fungi group whereas one is plant so everything in the group is, plant, then I think I cannot really differentiate


oh yeah I I just sees like chinese or math then I just go apply, then I just next morning see whether they got reply me


wait but if they reply you is there a high chance that you get no right


I see, I feel like these tuition hor like everybody must apply one eh then like if they see you can match the student then they will text you auto, like like coordinator I I don't I don't feel like


if I text the person then if got anything she will give me leh cause confirm got other people will want also mah


, !wah! but I think I'll be very stressed if, the kids show no improvements sia


no but I feel like the parents right they need to, understand that


you know like, if they if if they are not willing to learn then it's not really like our fault, yeah


you you own self come up with the question ah, oh


oh I I I told the tuition coordinator I told her, err I don't know what the parent, as in I don't know what kind of material the parents, want so I just tell her I, I plan to buy assessment book then go through then if I feel like need more practice then I will do more sheets like I will prepare worksheets for her or something then she just tell that to parents then she never reply me already


oh but but my rates right it's like I think quite low cause it's like primary three it's like twenty dollar per hour, but it's one and half hours lah, so maybe it's like thirty per lesson


no ah twenty twenty per hour mah so one point five is thirty then one week one time so <mandarin>一个月:yi ge yue</mandarin> is


but never mind ah cause it's like my first kid so I also cannot really say I want like twenty five dollar, yeah, and her budget twenty to twenty five so I just put twenty lor, maybe if I put twenty five she don't even want me and I won't even be shortlisted


yeah I think it's okay, yeah it's quite cheap


yeah and then imagine if you charge high right then the kid don't improve !wah! then you have more pressure, I think he's confident that's why he can charge sixty, and oh and right like cause first sem we got math mah then I don't know how to do then I ask him then he use


his way to teach kids to teach me then I feel !wah! I think he's quite good teacher sia, yeah, oh I got ask him before cause I tell him I cannot teach then after that he say go and learn lah then


yeah and then I think he just slowly like, pick up a few students than he <mandarin>慢慢学:man man xue</mandarin> then he just slowly can, teach yeah


!wow!


yeah I understand, no no but I think ten minus five that is kindergarten standard yeah


but you never scold them right


oh ya I remember right last time me and my brother having tuition is, is like after school then, we just wait for teacher to come then when he come then is either my brother first or I first, then after a while hour then he just swap


so but then your one is three together


oh


oh , eh but you got encounter any, like problems that you cannot solve for your math the primary five one


[orh] then then what you do


do you use models


yeah, oh I I, I forgot, while I primary school what did I do, oh I think primary school right I just draw then I just put times forty


but I feel like drawing model is


better cause it's like visual, okay lah for me lah I I visual better, !wah! same sia


while I I I I feel like buying paper to do sia, I a bit miss math also like like the easy math !wah! I miss it sia


!huh! okay I mean I I don't mind trying, Seka~ Seka~ Sekali I also don't know sia


, (mmhmm) yeah


yeah I I need to see the question


can be so the question is example hundred fruits, then got remainder, then two thirds of the remainder, so you're supposed to find the hundred fruits


okay, okay


no relax lah I think I confirm worse than you ah confirm, okay I think right if I really get one student I will, I will


no I will <mandarin>我我会:wo wo hui</mandarin> like, and then yeah I think


as a <mandarin>学生:xue sheng</mandarin> how to, how how do I say this like what what I do what should I do to improve


yeah okay so yeah so example like for example <mandarin>华华文:hua hua wen</mandarin> right example if I read a passage then if I, like I stumbled across a few that, I don't know then as a student I will go and highlight


okay I think lah I will highlight and then like I will remember then next time, I will know how to read mah


no ah I think july is CA two already, no I think going to CA two yeah


but then <mandarin>他们学校没有给他们:ta men xue xiao mei you gei ta men</mandarin> practice <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> meh,


yeah I yeah


like, secondary one, and two math


but I feel like I forget already leh like like example highest common factor lowest common multiple !wah! I forget how to do already eh


oh yeah lah but !wah! I scared I cannot do then very Paiseh


oh that is true oh yeah !wah! I love algebra


oh I I I ask joanna right about the AEIS student, she say actually AEIS is, because is like must go according to her pace


then err, like err a bit <mandarin>比较容易教:bi jiao rong yi jiao</mandarin> because local students they I think like smarter because AEIS is like <mandarin>外国人:wai guo ren</mandarin> then they want to enter into locals local school then they have to pass this AEIS test which is english and math


yeah but then normally, like <mandarin>他讲他们要那种:ta jiang ta men yao na zhong</mandarin> MOE <mandarin>的老师:de lao shi</mandarin> cause those then they know the syllabus mah for the local school yeah


no they want enroll into local school


I think 可以 leh, I remember like last time, if I'm not wrong yeah


yeah I think can one, oh and MOE <mandarin>比较高薪水:bi jiao gao xin shui</mandarin> they will pay more


oh, oh yeah eh <mandarin>你有没有用那个:ni you mei you yong na ge</mandarin> box dye <mandarin>染过头发:ran guo tou fa</mandarin> ah


I I <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> I yesterday bought two Beautylabo like like cherry one is, eleven, but I bought two box lah <mandarin>因为我头发很长:yin wei wo tou fa hen chang</mandarin> okay but anyways then I ask my friend then after that she say must wash hair first cause your hair <mandarin>有油:you you</mandarin> then it will like affect


the <mandarin>上色:shang se</mandarin> ah or I don't know what is it called but yeah, but then I thinking if it's, wait then isn't it very hard to, hair like I scared like cause it's like come together mah then I scared very hard to spread ah


I don't know I a bit scared later uneven sia


!huh! really wait you, you you ask your mother help you or your own self do


oh no I a bit I a bit scared because no because right that time when I went out with err my friend then we take picture, then !wah! my black roots damn ugly sia I cannot take it, yeah I got take no I wanted to <mandarin>等到:deng dao</mandarin> JB <mandarin>开:kai</mandarin> then <mandarin>我去那里染头发:wo qu na li ran tou fa</mandarin> but then I don't know when reopen


I need to cut hair, I need to perm hair I need to dye hair


oh I I lazy use the hair colour cause <mandarin>我不会用:wo bu hui yong</mandarin> yeah and it's damn hard leh <mandarin>浪费时间:lang fei shi jian</mandarin> sia like I perm right I can just wake up and go out, and I have curled hair, or maybe oh you know my hair right


then <mandarin>就染完:jiu ran wan</mandarin> Liao then for my my one right they use the normal portion for the bowl then after that not enough eh then they have to make another bowel cause my hair too thick already


yeah, also very thin


!wah! my my hair is like oh I I ask them to <mandarin>剪薄:jian bao</mandarin> but then <mandarin>剪薄:jian bao</mandarin> Liao right, no no no but, but I feel like my hair drop a lot these few days eh


no no really really you know last time right when I when I do this hor like when I tie ponytail right !wah! it's freaking <mandarin>很厚的:hen hou de</mandarin> leh, I believe <mandarin>很厚:hen hou</mandarin> but then now is I can tell visibly different


hair supplements, but oh does it work


oh then oh, no but but even though my hair <mandarin>很厚:hen hou</mandarin> right


then my hair here will be very flat and also cause it's too long already


no leh but normally if my hair is not that long right then it won't be very flat one cause it's light ah, yeah, JB is not open


oh and also right normally <mandarin>我剪我会顺便:wo jian wo hui shun bian</mandarin> perm, cause if I <mandarin>剪:jian</mandarin> right then <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> perm <mandarin>就没有:jiu mei you</mandarin> Liao, cause cause yeah cause I perm perm myself ah so normally when I cut I need to perm so I I can't possibly perm


I feel like <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> I very stupid ah the like the past few times I perm right <mandarin>我去新加坡:wo qu xin jia po</mandarin> perm !wah! <mandarin>两百块:liang bai kuai</mandarin> leh, yeah and it's already on discount leh, cause cause it's my it's my friend's mom salon, and I can't believe I paid eh three times eh yeah


okay but I think it is quite <mandarin>值得:zhi de</mandarin> cause, it last me one year, or like at least eight months


yeah normally those that cannot last right, yeah it's with the I I think the the structure and the texture is very <mandarin>硬:ying</mandarin> ah so when you


mould it into a shape you'll, keep in shape more yeah, oh


oh and right actually today hor after swimming like <mandarin>冲完凉:chong wan liang</mandarin> then I actually planned to, but after that I never


yeah actually right <mandarin>我前我前几个礼拜我也是讲去已经想去染:wo qian wo qian ji ge li bai wo ye shi jiang qu yi jing xiang qu ran</mandarin> but then I thinking, like we also gonna swim then I just never buy, then no but then after now oh then after that right I I think back about what my hair salon people say I like ask me don't swim err like <mandarin>避免游泳:bi mian you yong</mandarin> cause


if not the color will go off but I feel that right


oh you remember last time when we swim often then I let you touch my hair got this big hard hard part right yeah yeah yeah, then after that now I very scared so I use the hair mask I use hair masks not even conditioner it's hair mask leh


hair mask, or hair conditioner then I come out I still put, the one that we buy at OTL, cause I cause I don't have oil leh I think I should go and buy soon


but I think I used quite long I use the the argan, argan oil, oh my god oh my god talking about olive oil right you know got one time


it's about like melting the fats eh no melting melting the, the blackheads on your nose because they say it's like, the fat, stuck like fat deposit or something then they say they use err oil cleanser to melt the oil it's like oil <mandarin>抗:kang</mandarin> oil or something like that lah


it's like you know like <mandarin>以以毒攻毒:yi yi du gong du</mandarin> or don't know what shit that kind of thing yeah then after that, but I don't have like oil cleanser then I think I watch a lot Youtube videos then some of them they use, , makeup remover the oil makeup remover, then I went to try leh I rub my nose for I think fifteen minutes ah


I just keep I just keep rubbing then then then my nose damn red , but then no nothing came out, , no no no confirm have confirm got blackhead can see can tell no then after that right <mandarin>我去看另外一个:wo qu kan ling wai yi ge</mandarin> Youtube video


then <mandarin>那个人他用他没有用那个:na ge ren ta yong ta mei you yong na ge</mandarin> err, the facial eh no they she never use the, makeup remover she use olive oil, then you know what I did, I went to my kitchen and then I go and try olive oil


, yeah I mean I don't know leh no because I I I see I saw a lot of people doing, so so I just went to try lah then then that person <mandarin>他用:ta yong</mandarin> olive oil then <mandarin>真的有效:zhen de you xiao</mandarin> so I go and try you know how smelly olive oil is I mean it's not smelly it's very pungent


then rub rub rub rub rub I think I rub, another ten minutes, so I total rub for twenty five minutes on my nose and then nothing came out,


yeah then after that yeah lor I just go and wash my face again, it was it was I think, three AM ah !hannor! four AM, then I just stumbled across oh no, no I stumbled across the TikTok video


then she say now it's very trending so I went to Youtube to see then really quite a lot of people do so I thought it will really work, then I went to try [orh] but it didn't work


not really leh like you know I always go facial my blackhead still there then I feel like my blackhead is not even a blackhead eh I don't even know but it's black but I feel like no matter how much they squeeze, why ah I really don't know leh I feel like going to some like aesthetic clinic but I no money so I going earn money first


okay you know right I I got this like grand plan like if uh if if I if I earn a lot of money right then if someone asked me what I'm gonna do with <mandarin>九九千块:jiu jiu qian kuai</mandarin> or like <mandarin>十一万块:shi yi wan kuai</mandarin> then I'm going to say first thing I'm going to do I wanna go the you know Yakson got the


small face treatment, then yeah I wanna use that, err


yeah I went to message the person and then, then after that yeah then I saw the message then <mandarin>我就不要去:wo jiu bu yao qu</mandarin> Liao cause that time <mandarin>我没有钱:wo mei you qian</mandarin> I mean so I mean so I have a I had a great plan of if I <mandarin>有一万块:you yi wan kuai</mandarin> then my first thing I will go is Yakson small face treatment no small face therapy then after that I want to


yeah the aesthetic clinic, then I also want to go teeth whitening, yeah but I think I asked grace right but then she say teeth whitening very weird but I think it's okay leh


like what


no no I think the


is it #bukit batok# I don't know ah it's either west mall or


like <mandarin>一年他只会来几次:yi nian ta zhi hui lai ji ci</mandarin> so whenever he come it's like packed full cause everybody just wait for him to come, yeah yeah lor,


no err no lah I think like, so it will like


no but I just want my no I just want my this one to be not so protruding, yeah cause right I feel like even if I slim down and my bone is still like this, I will look damn weird, yeah I I I yeah I got tell you before right the girl


bro your face is more lah as in


no no but I but I feel like <mandarin>你的那个下巴已经够尖:ni de na ge xia ba yi jing gou jian</mandarin> Liao, yeah


yeah same yeah yeah mine, okay when we each earn <mandarin>一万块:yi wan kuai</mandarin> yeah (uh huh) okay okay bye bye


!yay! eh you know like you got watch Youtube like Mukbang like I just saw like this zermatt Neo !aiya! I don't know how to pronounce his name but then he ate this like giant okay I mean not giant but like #nasi lemak# and is damn near your house eh


block three two three ah, , but I want to try leh it looks nice


no lah I've been following him but then like like I didn't know it's so near your house cause the place is called Changi #nasi lemak# yeah Changi #nasi lemak# but <mandarin>在:zai</mandarin> #bukit gombak#


(ppc), okay true I mean <mandarin>我还是要:wo hai shi yao</mandarin> travel cause I stay Jurong so, okay true but eh you your did you finish the tiramisu


yeah the I think it's the fingers is it yeah, oh


so how do you explain to them what is baileys


but I think tiramisu quite easy to make eh no meh


[orh] I think is different like attachment, the I think I I, like at first my house also got this whisk then like I think I lost the whisk attachment cause that's only one I use yeah but I don't know where I put LOL so I just have to use hand whisk


yeah lah, but I don't, I don't make souffle pancakes or like things that need to whisk that much cause I don't have arm strength, I'm a noob eh have you decided what you're gonna order at depot


K fine I'll bring toothbrush


yeah we should share, but I don't know should I choose tom yum or beef, but no it's like the sauce like <mandarin>他们有一二三四五七八八个:ta men you yi er san si wu qi ba ba ge</mandarin> sauce then yeah but the beef one <mandarin>要加三块钱:yao jia san kuai qian</mandarin> but I think worth it leh cause it's like house special but I want to try the tom yum one cause


tom yum feels like the safer choice LOL , no it's a sauce by itself okay maybe we just order tom yum cause at first you <mandarin>你也是要:ni ye shi yao</mandarin> try tom yum no we confirm cannot finish please we don't even need to <mandarin>吃甜品:chi tian pin</mandarin> Liao what the heck


yeah we just order tom yum and aglio olio eh but my friend say right like like that time they go then what happen ah [orh] they say different days different menu


yeah, (oo) oh yeah I I didn't know but then yeah actually I know got the beetroot then yeah but my friend say right like when I go when


they say I should be prepared to like not taste it doesn't taste like normal pasta yeah I'm okay there's tiramisu there leh there's pistachio chocolate cake but I'm not gonna order cause pistachio and


oh yeah, later


, what discount for the tipo


[orh]


no as in order <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin>like I I'm saying like delivery yeah I thought is like <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> delivery <mandarin>才会有那个:cai hui you na ge</mandarin> five dollar off


it's a it's a girl lah she she likes to eat like she also got a list like a craving list, so she will tick off like everytime she satisfy her craving so next time when she don't know what to eat right she can go back to the list and see like [orh] I want eat <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> okay I'm just gonna clear <mandarin>麻辣:ma la</mandarin> today sounds like what you will do


, okay lah true but I think <mandarin>他只是要吃而已:ta zhi shi yao chi er yi</mandarin> but <mandarin>他很像去:ta hen xiang qu</mandarin> try <mandarin>很多不同的东西也是:hen duo bu tong de dong xi ye shi</mandarin> leh yeah but <mandarin>我不懂:wo bu dong</mandarin> you got eat black tap before right what is nice there


no no I never you went with them I never go


yeah I think it's not nice as in cause like I don't like the sugary stuff and like burgers I I no I'm pretty sure I tell #cheng kwee# like


but my friend say the the the what ah the milkshake is like good eh I don't know, oh really, !huh! but the burger <mandarin>很大:hen da</mandarin> leh


how much you all spend ah on average


okay lah but if it's nice then it's worth it I think it's just for the experience dining at MBS LOL


but I want to try like their sides I think like I won't order like burger leh maybe <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> just <mandarin>吃我朋友的:chi wo peng you de</mandarin> yeah as usual oh my god I can't wait like till we can travel again


yeah we should I don't know I wanna go Taiwan , !huh! cause


okay but, no I don't want I need to lose weight I cannot I need to stop eating so much !whoa!


, okay I want to be a lot smaller yeah I want to, !wah! I really don't know how people can lose like fifteen KG at one go okay <mandarin>因为他:yin wei ta</mandarin> BMT but then


!aiya! maybe <mandarin>我也去:wo ye qu</mandarin> sign up lah, I think we will we will not survive,


no no two weeks I think we two weeks <mandarin>进去:jin qu</mandarin> hor then <mandarin>你吃:ni chi</mandarin> like fifty percent of what you eat now then <mandarin>你出来:ni chu lai</mandarin> hor <mandarin>你一定吃:ni yi ding chi</mandarin> like <mandarin>饿鬼这样的:e gui zhe yang de</mandarin> cause <mandarin>你很久没有吃:ni hen jiu mei you chi</mandarin> like normal food then you will have you want to eat this dessert I want to eat this I want to eat that no no difference in the end


, okay lah but I thought you got like lose weight also as in you never lose weight but then I think your weight is like acceptable okay for me lah but then to you it's not so


oh yeah your bones really damn small eh that means you have like high, potential to be super thin yeah lor


Sian eh you got eat eh I want to go the is it the cream's cafe at maxwell, yeah it's damn pretty eh cause I saw my friends Insta then after that what happen ah [orh] then after that I added into like list then I realise you added already


yeah okay, oh


oh oh my god yeah yeah yeah my friend say that one also nice that time I show her our list I say it's like mostly my friend type one then she say like err she told me that one is nice then I ask her the name again then she's like, no eh your friend added already then I'm like really then she say yeah if she love cafe hop right I think she will know that place and then I'm like okay it's true it's inside I think you can make good friends oh it's a girl that return you your


oh my god, shit okay never mind we can oh tomorrow later later remind me okay she left a note for you


oh, LMAO , no no wonder you never reply then <mandarin>我在想为什么你这样没有礼貌没有回答他:wo zai xiang wei shen me ni zhe yang mei you li mao mei you hui da ta</mandarin> then I'm like oh yeah actually I never give you any context I just tell you I just send you


my god I can't


you know oh that time I went to eat salmon samurai you got eat before yeah then my friend intro me another one it's called err Unagi versus salmon the shop name then they say that one nicer I want to eat that one I should add in


it's under food place okay okay later that add,


wait you ah you finish your tiramisu already not like half at least, then your your cinnamon roll leh


oh I like the avocado one yeah it tastes like avocado like they like they make avocado milkshake then <mandarin>他们放在那个:ta men fang zai na ge</mandarin> cake <mandarin>里面好吃:li mian hao chi</mandarin> eh


what even


no the the one <mandarin>我吃是酸的:wo chi shi suan de</mandarin> leh like <mandarin>我咬下去:wo yao xia qu</mandarin> is like, sour, but it's nice lah it's like refreshing I never I haven't even bathe before I eat eh I just go to the fridge then I take then I like eh <mandarin>姐姐:jie jie</mandarin> you want but I I just


I only offer her the avocado one (ppc) no I cut the avocado into half so I left half a avocado one he she never eat in the end she just tell me the boyfriend like


yeah <mandarin>很像很骗钱:hen xiang hen pian qian</mandarin> hor <mandarin>不会:bu hui</mandarin> meh, yeah I think, I think if you never diet hor you will eat the whole thing by itself,


from where, I roysten roysten say like the the what ah the strawberry shortcake from four leaves is damn nice <mandarin>好吃:hao chi</mandarin> meh I think it's just normal cake leh


yeah, that time like roysten say until it's damn damn nice then <mandarin>我们买:wo men mai</mandarin> to like I think <mandarin>庆祝不懂谁的生日:qing zhu bu dong shui de sheng ri</mandarin> then it just taste like normal cake lor we just like okay it tastes like normal cake then roysten is like no I swear they put like something inside that you will be addicted then I'm like it's just taste normal


oh my god it's not my standard high okay it's just normal lor, yeah


okay true you know you know my friend that I tell you like my friend opening bar right, then I like she trying to come up with more concept like how to attract more customers


!hannor! then <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> COVID like I don't think people will go there just to drink cause cannot club [ho] yeah lor but I think


yeah


!hannor! <mandarin>我也是这样想:wo ye shi zhe yang xiang</mandarin> but <mandarin>我觉得很像有了:wo jue de hen xiang you le</mandarin> eh <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> concept I feel like I hear it somewhere, yeah but the neon lights like damn good for cafe I feel


he ask me if I want to be his business partner cause like he asked me for as in he ask me for like err feedback lah like I mean comments then I just like tell him yeah then I tell him he should collab with like camps cause if you give discount to the students right then


it's like word of mouth that's that's that time they gave like Zouk entry pass !wah! then everybody go cause then I think like Zouk then smart lah cause, they they made use of the camp to like give out free entry then you go there you will buy drinks


, okay but like <mandarin>我不会:wo bu hui</mandarin> I don't want to serve like alcohol cause I think like it always it's always like big crowd


, oh my god you you never check like Gumtree JobStreet JobsCentral


[orh] okay lah I I think I already email and like text a lot cause I know some won't get back to me yeah yeah like I just but have you tried to find your students


okay true there's quite a smart idea but you know like #qiu qiu# she teach her kids right like the the Insta, fame like #bong qiu qiu# you know who is #bong qiu qiu# right yeah she teach her daughters like how to read chinese right is damn smart eh like I think she split the words then she like teach her teach her daughters like how to remember


so like each word got meaning I think is damn like smart lah !wah! confirm cannot, yeah lah but <mandarin>我不会知道怎样教:wo bu hui zhi dao zen yang jiao</mandarin> as in <mandarin>如果是我自己的孩子:ru guo shi wo zi ji de hai zi</mandarin> then okay lah I can at least like err search dictionary first then <mandarin>再教他:zai jiao ta</mandarin> but if <mandarin>我教:wo jiao</mandarin> students that time <mandarin>我教:wo jiao</mandarin> P one right then <mandarin>我去:wo qu</mandarin> I try to read the passage before that like I ask my friend give me the homework and a passage before the tuition I got one week to read then I think I read the day before !wah! and then on that day right I googled in front of the kid


cause <mandarin>我真的不会教:wo zhen de bu hui jiao</mandarin> then I think <mandarin>那个老师看到我写那个华语字:na ge lao shi kan dao wo xie na ge hua yu zi</mandarin> like <mandarin>来很辛苦:lai hen xin ku</mandarin> then <mandarin>他就:ta jiu</mandarin> like okay I help you write I help you write then she wrote before she went off cause


yeah think <mandarin>你可以教华语:ni ke yi jiao hua yu</mandarin> no but I just not interested in teaching chinese, maths