maybe down there like too peaceful already then all these people like start like trying to find stuff to get angry about ya like they get offended so easily you see all the videos


sorry ya after this I'm going, exercise, workout exercise lah, ya


[orh], eh join me lor, I I I enjoy exercising so not not a issue for me, join me lah like it's quite fun what you don't feel meh like


like I feel like you don't move your body then like after awhile maybe you lazy or it feels good for awhile then afterwards like your body, like feels like shit lah like


maybe <mandarin>因为你的:yin wei ni de</mandarin> army like have <mandarin>非常:fei chang</mandarin> physical lah so you will be like you fucking Sian of like


you know like <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> exert yourself maybe that's why <mandarin>我的是:wo de shi</mandarin> sit on a fucking car vroom vroom vroom vroom, ya


cause like you, like no energy, [orh]


who's hearing this ah eh please eh I need that eighteen dollars eh I need a job, we, eh we talking for the last fifty minutes already ,


, [orh], but I , but I I feel confirm right they'll at least like before they even scan it through the software right because they want to speed time they will just like


they'll just <mandarin>听:ting</mandarin> whether they can hear in the first place or not the audio quality


ya I think it's like some uni project or something, like they, give us, I think they get like funding ya they got some college funding that's why they can give so much money, but


, ya , imagine <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> like just tell everyone not qualified then they just take the audio


you also won't know what, it just goes into the computer


, okay okay so err to jennifer right come on eh give give me and my friend give us this chance just give us


ya it's like you're gonna spend this hour, don't know what it's from the looks of this maybe if they liked our audio they will get us my friends say right, say, he just send like he say subsequently it's only first time eighteen dollars he say afterwards it's twelve dollars but twelve dollars also not too bad lah


no man <mandarin>他说这是:ta shuo zhe shi</mandarin> waste of time he say he already he knows about this he say not worth it, don't know eh I haven't asked him but I think this thing quite popular man you got see or not the message like at least six K people more than six K already viewed the message


in a few hours they are, , ya but if it's like private stuff lor like


need to also watch out ah


but up to ten o' clock only leh so like you go there at seven


cannot be lah, really, what's happening, so


Siao, but <mandarin>你你看:ni ni kan</mandarin> like all the restaurants you go in <mandarin>要:yao</mandarin> scan <mandarin>要那个:yao na ge</mandarin> distancing but <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> <mandarin>你有你有看到那个:ni you ni you kan dao na ge</mandarin> mall itself


everyone walking past fucking crowded eh there is no limit in a mall what then they let any everyone like walking past each other so close to each other then you go in a restaurant then you split up, !haiya!


or <mandarin>八个:ba ge</mandarin> I don't know lah, I saw six and eight so, hopefully ah


, (oo), !wah! all this,


but you cannot talk to strangers ah like that like very hard to or very awkward, true ah, !haiya! what to do eh


after this man my dinner's outside already, err no lah just take my food I think they already ate already


(hmm), sometimes lor cause now my dad working my mum also start working she swab test now she does the swab test


, go out [orh] you going outside eat ah, but what now


true ah but now weekend weekday also no difference man cannot tell the difference anymore, like this, yup yup they say what you kids okay to the quiz then you you prepare something to submit the audio


ya man, err, seems like it ah I mean wait for them to, to say they give us our eighteen dollars,


eh I'm I'm surprised eh actually pass quite fast also, I think it will pass faster casually it will pass faster


!wah! that one talk like, ya man no because <mandarin>这个东西也:zhe ge dong xi ye</mandarin> like like got <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> jennifer person <mandarin>听我们讲话:ting wo men jiang hua</mandarin> mah also like must watch like <mandarin>我们讲什么:wo men jiang shen me</mandarin> cannot like anyhow say also so like it's like a bit awkward lah to be honest


then also asking me <mandarin>讲华语:jiang hua yu</mandarin> actually eh what you what you think of my chinese so far actually I'm surprised eh it's not , eh that's good that's good


!wah!, alright !wah! when when I saw <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> video ah !wah! giving <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> guidelines ah what what switching ah !wah! !wah! !wah!


<mandarin>我听也是:wo ting ye shi</mandarin> like !wah! Sian ah what did I get myself into


it's the the demonstrator also like very awkward awkward also the guys especially, (hmm)


(oo), ya lah,


ah, !wah! not bad lah actually you should be okay what two SG that means you, not bad like you're one of the better ones you got,


true ah you got you got all your, you know all the stuff already ya you got how's your testimonial, eh your foundation term also A ah !wah! solid solid sia


eh you got you got a pro term or not in your, my one no pro term eh, they, bro you got see or not my my whole company right I think they redoing everything cause they realised they never they never put a lot of my courses in they never put my driving course they never put my BDC never put never put my ATGM they never put all my courses in there then they were messaging


wait ah one, alright I stop now already


can hear me right, okay I can hear also I think ya I think my voice recorder also can hear me your one working or not


okay that's weird, forty nine


you know, ah james james just told me that PR can extend I thought cannot


I wanted to lah <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> OC <mandarin>跟我讲:gen wo jiang</mandarin> <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> OC <mandarin>跟我讲不可以:gen wo jiang bu ke yi</mandarin> extend <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> then, I wanted to ah because my OC say can only extend VES then I don't want mah I want I want short term contract then my OC say PR cannot get


then now james tell me can, three month or six month lor


ya can, that's why, I wanted lah I wanted some more some more can go training institute leh, can wilfred wilfred go SCS eh wilfred go back links eh


!wah! now I don't know what to work eh you know I started work err GrabFood last week !wah! very shag sia


ya <mandarin>很累:hen lei</mandarin> eh, I I ya lah but but then but then I thought I thought I want to use for like I try then if cannot then I just use it as as my bicycle then


!wah! very shag ah the the work is very shag, I think can earn, err around five to six hundred per week lah if you really hardworking if not then


depends lor <mandarin>看你看你勤劳还是没有做如果你做很久:kan ni kan ni qin lao hai shi mei you zuo ru guo ni zuo hen jiu</mandarin> I think can earn quite a lot


ya it's quite tiring it's quite tiring ah it's quite tiring then , no that's why, it's depend on yourself one it's depend on yourself


if you want to work more then you send faster then you can get more, that means you complete one job faster than you can get the next next job lor


[orh] if, if you, if you if you work part time then will be quite easy lah !huh! but if you work full time is


no, I going NTU ah, !wah! eh actually, actually I don't feel like studying already I don't feel like studying already


ya, around, three weeks lor


nothing to do what I know lah lots of people will say chill first lah !wah! if if I got sign extend ah if I can extend if I know I can ah then I extend already actually


, !wah! now, [orh] that one I before that I clear leave all the way already like <mandarin>很多时间我做:hen duo shi jian wo zuo</mandarin> Liao


very very Sian already if you have too long holiday ah then start to become Sian, that one also lah but then still need to earn money mah


ya, ah, you, you you try to apply lah !wah! but I tell you honestly if you go other bigger uni got more chance ah I thought you always want to find girl


your your one is what course


engineering <mandarin>很好:hen hao</mandarin> what, then, , then,


then, no choice lor then, but <mandarin>你现在:ni xian zai</mandarin> you cannot apply already meh <mandarin>现在不可以:xian zai bu ke yi</mandarin> apply Liao ah


then <mandarin>你还有时间:ni hai you shi jian</mandarin> then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> just try lor


but but if you if you join the january one then you will really start early ah


but, but why why is it eight months so long


[orh] okay, no lah <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> COVID confirm don't have all this one what <mandarin>应该没有:ying gai mei you</mandarin> ah I think


eh ya ya ya now phase three already, eh, eh, eh but eh but if the club all open already <mandarin>我们去:wo men qu</mandarin> lah we go lah eh help you find


!wah!, why sia today you got go the rock climbing or not, today


how, !huh! then how much you pay for the one month, !wah! quite ex leh


, yes


but but it's a it's a gym meh it's it's a gym plus rock climbing ah, [orh], okay, but


!huh!


!wah!, but then <mandarin>没有看到美女:mei you kan dao mei nv</mandarin> ah got see how got see any target or not


but , okay but then <mandarin>你去你去这个现在你:ni qu ni qu zhe ge xian zai ni</mandarin> sign up <mandarin>的这个你有看到美女:de zhe ge ni you kan dao mei nv</mandarin> mah


!wah!, !huh! like that only then you have never like okay lah but at least you see like maybe two three girls then you you try to talk to them then still can mah okay if you see one whole gang then don't lah


!huh!, I don't think <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> medicine <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> work lah I think cannot lah, but I think, I think you just you just need to be


Paiseh ah okay lah but eh, !wah! but eh ya really, I really trying to get the I I try go ask the army recruitment centre see I still can extend or not after I ORD because last time I think one of my one of my sergeant in Tekong he got do before


no lah he singaporean lah but malay


he I know he telling the truth lah but I maybe he not sure then he just tell me like that actually <mandarin>他有跟我讲:ta you gen wo jiang</mandarin> <mandarin>叫我:jiao wo</mandarin> just just sign VES lor but <mandarin>我不要:wo bu yao</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我不要:wo bu yao</mandarin> VES


ya, ya <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lor I think so, ya but then !wah! eh but two SG <mandarin>好:hao</mandarin> leh two SG <mandarin>又:you</mandarin> higher pay eh if I get regular pay then higher also then last time I got one trainer


he in unit two SG go extend six month in training institute get first SG


ya <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lor just, it's it's not, normally lah but got one SG NSF <mandarin>也是:ye shi</mandarin> ah rare lor rare <mandarin>就是那种:jiu shi na zhong</mandarin> two SG ah <mandarin>他们要:ta men yao</mandarin> sign on eh <mandarin>不是他们要:bu shi ta men yao</mandarin> extend Liao <mandarin>就会变成:jiu hui bian cheng</mandarin> one SG <mandarin>可是:ke shi</mandarin> not all the


training institute will give you the one SG, ya, ya


but then, but james <mandarin>跟我讲:gen wo jiang</mandarin> if you go Tekong ah because you you cleared already mah as PS so can conduct training so confirm all the encik don't want to do their conduct they throw to you ya I got do conduct also in my unit so I think


got good and bad lah got got more work to do lor I think I have more work lor but then like, like how to say ah can ask all the three SG to do work ah ya


ya, last time my, last time my unit mono intake I got go BMT what but just for my mono intake lah


but I think <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> SCS <mandarin>比较:bi jiao</mandarin> challenging lah because SCS <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> train third sergeant to be mah


Tekong to me Tekong quite easy lah like, , SCS the let's say <mandarin>有很多:you hen duo</mandarin> senior trainer so <mandarin>那些:na xie</mandarin> err staff sergeant master sergeant <mandarin>如果你做不好他们会他们也是会骂你:ru guo ni zuo bu hao ta men hui ta men ye shi hui ma ni</mandarin> but in Tekong I think two SG your only superior is the encik <mandarin>而已:er yi</mandarin> or your PC


, , ya, ya, I PS appointment then I clear


BWF so I can do conduct then confirm <mandarin>那些:na xie</mandarin> senior trainer they don't want to conduct they ask me do, ya, but SCS can do more things lah and can teach more stuff BMT very easy lah all the thing like too basic already for me


ya, then then , ah SCS you can punish people more harder lah, BMT a bit a bit cannot already oh my god


ya quite quite weak ah , they already weak already a bit a bit they want to complain ah


ya ya, ya then cannot hold it there all this ah


ya you cannot ask them go down then hold it there then don't come up that kind <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> Liao, ya I think so lah a lot of things cannot do lah <mandarin>这样子:zhe yang zi</mandarin> lor


then eh <mandarin>我也是要问你们:wo ye shi yao wen ni men</mandarin> leh then what you all working now or what you all plan to work, [orh], no lah I also I also search a lot of like, but I want to learn because I going engineering then I want to learn something I don't want to like just do all the job for money so I searching for like at least like technician or any construction related one


but <mandarin>我会:wo hui</mandarin> apply full time lah part time <mandarin>也是:ye shi</mandarin> okay lah but <mandarin>我不要:wo bu yao</mandarin> too low salary lor <mandarin>如果太少的话也是不可以:ru guo tai shao de hua ye shi bu ke yi</mandarin> lah


it's not just for learning mah <mandarin>也是要赚钱:ye shi yao zhuan qian</mandarin> ah, ya <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> after go uni then <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> income right if go uni already then need to focus on study


you can do all the online thing <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> Sian but then


!wah! I I thinking , uni life gonna be fun but, !wah! but <mandarin>也是很:ye shi hen</mandarin> shag ah <mandarin>我看我的:wo kan wo de</mandarin> friend all like, they study until very tiring leh especially science <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> science <mandarin>的全部那个:de quan bu na ge</mandarin> engineering student they say very hard leh


, then <mandarin>每个礼拜每个礼拜都有:mei ge li bai mei ge li bai dou you</mandarin> quiz I think got a lot like quiz or test then all is counted into your final one it's not just like


for fun, ah <mandarin>我有一个:wo you yi ge</mandarin> friend disrupt I got one friend BMT <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> friend <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> disrupt Liao <mandarin>他已经在读:ta yi jing zai du</mandarin> NUS Liao he study mechanical, he say !wah! really need to catch up some more he same as me he PR also


ya, I not sure yet leh <mandarin>不懂:bu dong</mandarin> but I think got a lot of funny funny club one lah all the fun club actually


to me can know more people then have can have fun <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> okay lor


, yes yes need to have more friends lor that's all lor,


eh I got I already got err one, err one second sergeant also in my unit, he straight he straight away ORD already go take the what, exam of the insurance seller <mandarin>现在他要卖:xian zai ta yao mai</mandarin> insurance Liao


ya, ,


, but <mandarin>你有没有问他:ni you mei you wen ta</mandarin> like, is he earning money or not if he's earning then okay lah not bad lah


because most of the what all the agent ah don't don't care lah insurance or like property or whatever agent apparently <mandarin>他们很像:ta men hen xiang</mandarin> they earn a lot I think


really meh, I don't know lah when


also lah not not like fighting lah but


still got a lot lah see how you'll find lor must have a lot of friend lor


I don't think, that would be a problem lah but then the thing is err , !hey! I don't even know what to work now !wah! <mandarin>我还在找:wo hai zai zhao</mandarin> eh, ,


I think


ya, eh,


, yes yes my friend also said


<mandarin>很奇怪:hen qi guai</mandarin> lah but, ya lor then you cannot even you can meet up lah but like weird lor <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> like know the first time you meet up is already online already like <mandarin>很奇怪:hen qi guai</mandarin> ah


no choice lor, it's okay lor


ya same, I haven't find work also !wah! but, wilfred wilfred I think he oh ya because wilfred extend ya james also extend mah <mandarin>所以他们:suo yi ta men</mandarin> weekday <mandarin>不可以:bu ke yi</mandarin> lor, !wah!


!huh!, no lah he haven't no as in, ya lah that one is he haven't start the regular pay mah only when he ORD then it will start mah


I think, I think if I second sergeant maybe two point five or two point six two point six


he double lor his one is double lor double the pay lor, I I live, yes


!wah! <mandarin>如果我去:ru guo wo qu</mandarin> Tekong if they let me book out also I don't mind very near, !hais!


no I got no Tekong the SAFTI I got direct bus home


not not very long lah from, err outside my block <mandarin>的那个:de na ge</mandarin> bus stop <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> ferry terminal I think, I think if I take the bus around thirty minutes I can reach already


yes <mandarin>很快:hen kuai</mandarin> ah I think not bad, so if they let me book out I will just book out lah but a bit tiring lah if you need to travel but, okay lah, trainer life eh


!wah! two SIR is mono intake mah mono intake unit all very shag one they got a lot of things you see, two SIR right even even our recruit march the sergeant also need to march, yes <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> unit <mandarin>很:hen</mandarin> strict <mandarin>的我们的:de wo men de</mandarin> RSM


they say what we look disciplined and lead by example ah if the sergeant march with the man then


then


that's why I say I want to go mah the trainer life, <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> Bolin <mandarin>跟:gen</mandarin> james


I think he not it's either he forget or what lah not close already ah but he also not like he got contact with us also I don't know lah


oh really ah <mandarin>我没有看:wo mei you kan</mandarin> leh but taiwan, !wah! now can travel to taiwan meh


!wah!, actually now


why leh I think, because <mandarin>他们没有去过:ta men mei you qu guo</mandarin> that's why they don't know mah <mandarin>如果他们去:ru guo ta men qu</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>他们一定会讲:ta men yi ding hui jiang</mandarin> !wah! taiwan is very nice leh because, it's very shag lah the terrain but then the the food all everything very nice then confirm got R&R !wah! the R&R is the best


and with your all your army friend mah <mandarin>很好玩:hen hao wan</mandarin> what, ya, if if if if I can go SCS ah !wah! confirm good sia


I think my current knowledge is more than enough to teach the cadets lah, ya then, it's just like a regular you go PS tour already then you go trainer it's it's like the same


<mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lor, oh no lah but but then


I think doesn't matter if I go Tekong or SCS I think I gonna be strict eh because the even in my own unit I I very strict to my man, like like <mandarin>有时候会跟他们很好啊:you shi hou hui gen ta men hen hao a</mandarin> like can play play lor but then when do things ah I really strict then I I really scold when I need to scold I think


the whole section all my platoon all scared of me one, ya but I I know them lah so okay lah, if you never hold them tight then they will do all the funny thing one they will try to play


why what happened, ah, !wah!, !wah!


[orh], ah


[orh] like got a bit of problem lah that kind


!wah! then then no choice lor


ah


[orh]


!huh!, ya, [orh]


[orh], that <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> I think <mandarin>那个你有跟我讲过:na ge ni you gen wo jiang guo</mandarin> lah but, why why they so old then <mandarin>他们为什么这样迟才才做:ta men wei shen me zhe yang chi cai cai zuo</mandarin> army ah


!wah! twenty six twenty seven !wah!, !wah!, okay lah, now you ORD already don't care Liao lah <mandarin>不管:bu guan</mandarin> Liao lah


!wah! but when you but your whole battalion ORD already right, oh okay but then, [orh], [orh]


then <mandarin>你们有:ni men you</mandarin> milestone parade mah, for your brigade one ah


oh I see


[orh], !wah! milestone parade <mandarin>做:zuo</mandarin> platoon by platoon !wah! that's very weird leh


[orh] I see


I see one of the the unit they got do their parents all watching them !wah! <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> like my unit initially he want they wanted to do but then at the end they never do live one they only record the video all


ya ya I think so I saw leh, quite cool


, ya, so


I not sure whether they will listen ah but maybe <mandarin>他们用他们用他们:ta men yong ta men yong ta men</mandarin> some kind of app err app or what to to see lor because the main thing they need is err, the main thing is, I think <mandarin>他们用他们要那个什么:ta men yong ta men yao na ge shen me</mandarin> code switching <mandarin>什么不懂:shen me bu dong</mandarin> leh


, the thing


maybe <mandarin>他们要教:ta men yao jiao</mandarin> maybe in the new generation all this lor, but I don't know why they they want like singlish <mandarin>还是他们要:hai shi ta men yao</mandarin> create <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> like dictionary or something


ya ya ya something like that


ya ya ya they they got, ya, then I also don't know lor okay lah but they


if they do something err better for us then good lor


I was in saint john ambulance, then the sports I don't really join lah sports because, I'm not I not good in the school sports lah I only play like casual only so, so my active one is saint john lor saint john ambulance


ya, can choose, as in , you can choose


court but some it's it's not like err, you you forced to go lah you can choose then for some is outside one like saint john ambulance got join outside one so it's not fully for school also lah


ya, so now what you doing ah like nothing ah to do at home


[orh]


, !wah!, I thought that kind of life is very good but then <mandarin>也是很:ye shi hen</mandarin> Sian because, when I on leave and on off ah I already like enjoy the rest until


it's very tiring so I I need to find work but then I learning, some investments also leh, ya, ya learning I learning most of the time if like free ah then I watch youtube ah then I watch some investment thing lor


[orh] <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> election <mandarin>都已经:dou yi jing</mandarin> end Liao


okay lah, biden !aiya! <mandarin>他不会:ta bu hui</mandarin> affect <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> a lot lah just, US <mandarin>没有:mei you</mandarin> affect <mandarin>我们什么:wo men shen me</mandarin> lah I think


ah , ya lah a lot of people say, a lot of people say yes, but then


trump <mandarin>讲他会赢:jiang ta hui ying</mandarin> lah I don't know lah but <mandarin>好:hao</mandarin> lah this kind of thing also we cannot tell also lah it's all politics lah, Sian lor


ya I don't know lah but, okay lah the US <mandarin>的它会:de ta hui</mandarin> affect <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> world economy lah but, I think in our country like, won't affect much lah I think


yes


as long as they they try to continue their production I think okay mah because the world


everyone is taking all the product from china


[orh], [orh], but I think europe <mandarin>比较比较严重:bi jiao bi jiao yan zhong</mandarin> ah <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> europe <mandarin>比较惨:bi jiao can</mandarin> I think


, don't know lah


ya <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> ORD Liao I I actually before ORD I already like lazy cause


!wah! <mandarin>你很:ni hen</mandarin> fit lah I not so fit lah not like you lah


<mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> , ya lah but <mandarin>我懒惰:wo lan duo</mandarin> mah <mandarin>肥:fei</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>就是懒惰:jiu shi lan duo</mandarin> ah <mandarin>懒惰了就是:lan duo le jiu shi</mandarin> like hard lor no motivation lor if if you lazy already you confirm like continue to lazy lor <mandarin>是这样:shi zhe yang</mandarin> lor


err, !wah! actually, [orh], but <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> unit more of outfield lah <mandarin>我们比较怕:wo men bi jiao pa</mandarin> outfield <mandarin>我们比较:wo men bi jiao</mandarin> Sian outfield <mandarin>因为我们的:yin wei wo men de</mandarin> outfield period <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> like <mandarin>因为刚刚进:yin wei gang gang jin</mandarin> second year then <mandarin>很多:hen duo</mandarin> outfield mah then <mandarin>刚刚开始:gang gang kai shi</mandarin> rot two rot three <mandarin>这种:zhe zhong</mandarin> then


is is, I think it's more of a


ya sia we we we do like, but I I I I really don't think I don't think they're gonna listen everything like one hour lah I think <mandarin>他们不是用人听:ta men bu shi yong ren ting</mandarin> lah <mandarin>他们是用那个:ta men shi yong na ge</mandarin> app <mandarin>来:lai</mandarin> code <mandarin>看那个:kan na ge</mandarin> code <mandarin>可不可以:ke bu ke yi</mandarin> work lah I think


or they they they saved all the record then, then they try to mix up and put inside, I think so lah


ya they they will try to listen first lor then they will listen a bit maybe like parts then, ya maybe lor actually <mandarin>我不懂:wo bu dong</mandarin> I think it's a project or something to them leh


ya, or if if this project work ah then they can create this app ah then they can earn money already, okay lah this one hour just, the eighteen dollar also not guarantee what then Sekali <mandarin>我们录:wo men lu</mandarin> Liao then <mandarin>他跟我们讲:ta gen wo men jiang</mandarin> oh your one like not qualified then !wah! we we shag sia wasted


!wah! then, !wah! if they they they never even like listen or they listen a bit then they got like some, technical issue or say something then they don't want to give then !wah! confirm I very sad leh


ya sia, actually <mandarin>我之前看到:wo zhi qian kan dao</mandarin> Liao I I saw before already but


I don't know leh whether can work or not, but we can only record is is it everyone can only do one or like can do more than one


[orh] but but <mandarin>你的朋友做:ni de peng you zuo</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>他拿到:ta na dao</mandarin> eighteen dollar ah, !huh! how how he know he got try already or he haven't do


ya I think <mandarin>有很多人看:you hen duo ren kan</mandarin> Liao but I don't think got a lot of people trying to do but actually if those people like every night got talk one like for example if you talk to your girlfriend, one hour so easy mah just need to record only


!aiya! okay lah eh but really right if if if <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> clubbing <mandarin>开:kai</mandarin> Liao <mandarin>我们去:wo men qu</mandarin> clubbing <mandarin>我也是很想去:wo ye shi hen xiang qu</mandarin> I think a lot of people waiting to go leh


no ten thirty they they can only sell until ten thirty but they never say what time close but then the thing is, then what's the point then then <mandarin>做什么:zuo shen me</mandarin> eh but before before lock down before COVID start I got go one time


err you know I really I went inside the club you know what's happening, they they really got draw boxes on the floor that you can only stand in a box to dance then you cannot try to you cannot try to mix with other people then you, you can don't wear mask lah while dancing but you still need to maintain the distance then


then I don't know <mandarin>你要怎样跟别人讲话:ni yao zen yang gen bie ren jiang hua</mandarin> it's weird, ya, ya


no choice lor, ya lah but, then no choice lor


but it's weird lah but phase three ya better lah I think not so strict lah <mandarin>没有像没有像:mei you xiang mei you xiang</mandarin> phase two <mandarin>这样:zhe yang</mandarin> ah I think <mandarin>可以多过五个人:ke yi duo guo wu ge ren</mandarin> ah <mandarin>几个人:ji ge ren</mandarin> ah phase three, yes meh I think <mandarin>八个:ba ge</mandarin> ah I think <mandarin>八个人:ba ge ren</mandarin> if not wrong I I saw before


[orh], but


ya but then <mandarin>那些:na xie</mandarin> security <mandarin>很难:hen nan</mandarin> ah they very hard to work eh got a lot of people will try to talk what <mandarin>他们怎样:ta men zen yang</mandarin> control, ya, you not going dinner ah


hor you you eating with your family or what, !wah! <mandarin>你们没有一起吃:ni men mei you yi qi chi</mandarin> ah


then okay lor no choice lor, I think <mandarin>我跟你讲完我也是要去:wo gen ni jiang wan wo ye shi yao qu</mandarin> dinner Liao


I I think I need to go out leh, I think so lah sunday mah <mandarin>我每次:wo mei ci</mandarin> weekend weekend normally I eat with family lah weekday then <mandarin>就自己自己吃:jiu zi ji zi ji chi</mandarin> lor, weekday everyone working mah


so, ya sia, so later we need to upload the video in the link right that's all right as in the audio


ya but, just just the audio only right no need do anything already ah, [orh]


ah <mandarin>你只你只是讲话:ni zhi ni zhi shi jiang hua</mandarin> I think <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> that time you remember we go what err you you came for the course then we go talk suddenly we talk until like what twelve one o'clock


ya, , okay lah normal <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> like, sounds like the normal singaporean <mandarin>的华语:de hua yu</mandarin> lor just like like that lor


actually ya quite a quite a lot of things like ya very hard to understand but okay lah <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> just <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> then just submit lor, I think <mandarin>我们讲:wo men jiang</mandarin> quite normal lah <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> quite smooth because the example like a bit weird


but then, but then <mandarin>那个是他们的:na ge shi ta men de</mandarin> project mah they need to they need to actually show, !wah! but, !wah! really ah


so ya I think <mandarin>我们要:wo men yao</mandarin> set <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> meet up <mandarin>的时间:de shi jian</mandarin> ah we need to we we we catch up lor then <mandarin>我我要:wo wo yao</mandarin> try <mandarin>看可不可以:kan ke bu ke yi</mandarin> extend ah <mandarin>如果可以:ru guo ke yi</mandarin> extend <mandarin>我也是去:wo ye shi qu</mandarin> extend Liao, maybe one day I try go to the CMPB there and ask


I not sure leh like I think one day <mandarin>我去:wo qu</mandarin> try lor see if still can or maybe if I I try call first and ask lah they say cannot then I no need waste time go down lor


my course all got A only only my BWF I got B


ya I all everything is A, got actually, how, come


I think <mandarin>我们的:wo men de</mandarin> record <mandarin>可以听:ke yi ting</mandarin> Liao ah <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> stop <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> save Liao


hello, eh can hear me not


why's your video pause sia, ya can hear you tapi why your camera off, okay let's talk lah sis


the guy handsome or not


like muka muka nampak macam shawn mendes or not, so shawn mendes


!woo! your boyfriend eleven out of ten okay continue continue


ah okcupid is the the application on the telephone


why kenapa kenapa the cerita like very macam are you like indirecting or it's a legit story


okay, (ppc), !wow!


what a snake man sis so merepek meraban or what


I main cakap only, your professor, ah sis can you stop correcting your idiom what are you doing actually


!eww! that's why you don't you don't have sis disgusting, !eww! oh my god that's why we don't have okay nevermind it's okay continue cerita please your cerita yang very interesting


wait, until some sampai sekarang she masih like together with the with your ex or she [dah] like the ex is a no more story macam get it


oh recent, wait wait maknanya maknanya wait, oh wait it's not boyfriend it's bekas kekasih dia pergi the okcupid and then she match with your boyfriend dekat okcupid


eh ex ex dekat ah aje I thought it was like I thought it was like eh, like you were in a relationship then she match shirt match with him


actually ya is it is it like your macam very close friend or macam like she just like I don't know macam err classmate like schoolmate


the level you whether niqab oh oh !wow! bawah sis not even atas you bawah you, I think


, I think you macam mira filzah macam belum niqab yet but you tak suka filzah mira filzah is like freaking lawa or what like please


, no but seeing her eyes only shows that she's already very beautiful like even by her eyes you can like macam jatuh cinta macam my hati berdegap-degup I look at her eyes


, the ustaz also like her, eh, they will start see her face the ustaz macam hatiku


[orh] [orh] sis ya okay continue sis you cheated sambung sambung sis you from dari tadi cakap-cakap about Neelofa, err you stop at the part where your


she's you a your madrasah friend like she's not your classmate or anything she's a madrasah friend eh she's not your friend wait so is it like a very close friend or they macam like just your madrasah like purely your madrasah friend


I feel I feel like your friends really don't understand sister codes like, I feel like dia dah macam peraturan you know dah macam set in singapura that we should abide by this sister code


but your friend seemed to not understand the meaning of, do not date your friend's ex, very, very tak masuk akal very kelakar macam merepek lah like


but, you know the's the the saying like just stick lah like, your ex is already macam sampah like it's your, but like bastard, it's but like bastard to say that


ya cannot but she just became your leftover macam your bekas just go ahead lah just give it to him give it to her


your friend ya


ya, and then like also one more your ex like she don't find it macam pelik meh like oh my god I'm dating my ex my bekas punya kawan macam I feel so pelik oh your friend your ex don't know that she's your friend lah sis so you should just give the benefit of doubt maybe they macam maybe tak tahu so you just need to rela and redha like that's your takdir lah sis


if you got banyak friend, ah sis ah the wrapper at your the background isn't it a bit too noisy too too loud will the recording capture your wrapper sound


I know, hungry sis just now when you go for your, just now when you go for your tahlil you didn't eat, what was served though during


, sure you ah lah Alhamdullilah lah, you physically far from god but you are


oh oh oh I thought your emotionally spiritually is union to Allah but no, no, no, Alhamdullilah lah sis you know Allah will be very proud of you


ah, later will be reunited in jannah one more time


then we eat inside, oh no oh ya today I thought of exercising but I rasa when today I wake up I rasa very good mood I rasa macam tak ada semangat langsung at all zero percent


, , oh your bubble tea sugar level !alamak! hundred percent


the sugar, sugar


ya my gastric cari cari my macam macam mana mana my nasi biryani mana my nasi goreng you know


oh !alamak! sis just now you tell me if I want to lose weight I need to cut down my food intake sis the


ya later like the boys like who is she [siol], , ely you hu, ya she like eh like Nili Nili who <P2>nili qistina</P2> who


oh sis biadab sis biadab sungguh sis


my hati pecah sis you you cakap like that


I today sebenarnya I already have a had a plan in mind to run to run nine KM around marina bay I want to like tengok the tengok the matahari tengok the langit tengok the burung-burung like I want to I want to like like like like run up you know


err lain-lain miss jogging !alamak! sis mantap malay


, uh uh, pernah di di bukan bukan beranakkan sis dilahirkan


(uh huh)


it's macam the peribahasa sebagai kacang lupakan kulit sis eh my malay teacher look at me she open her eyes big big she like that's my student man


ya sia professor professor, I think I should just teach literature literature, literature what's literature in malay, err


literature is err seni no that's art, ya I know malay malay


elective, [orh] sis sastera sis sastera !alamak!, uh uh sis


!alamak! sis how's your sejarah like ah my sejarah bittersweet bittersweet bittersweet and bitter, !alamak! sis


you know they say we cannot forget our history it's like for example macam kalau #lee hsien loong# kita kita tak belajar sejarah he cannot govern our country well he macam apa ni sorry apa ni we oh sorry err no #lee kuan yew# and #lee hsien loong# both it applies to both they're our perdana menteri sis


yes that's the way they they they built singapore and they brought singapore up and I am very bangga to be


, called a singaporean , , , sis kita cakap-cakap banyak only lima belas minute sis I like feeling [dah] [dah] thirty minute but bukan no not yet


the time fly so slow that's good sis eh no eh wait shit that's not good oh, sis my face is like a masterpiece you only can find it at national museum eh no sorry sorry no no no no not national museum


oh no horror, oh no, whenever like no no no sis you know, no never like, no no no sis you know


, , oh oh exciting dengan saya sis oh my god I'm so sorry but can I put say religious stuff in my, recording,


ah can no no sis malay and english only no indonesia inside , sorry, uh uh sis,


oh eh muka saya macam mona lisa I shout sis I cry sis no sis mona lisa different sis, , , eh in the past


in the in the now in the modern century it's different now, I am considered beautiful like everybody macam nampak my muka dia orang macam terpegun macam like eh, who's that lady standing down there


yes sis, eh, uh uh sis


ah same though, I'm like very overwhelmed overwhelmed dalam bahasa melayu if you macam wondering sis


for for a moment it was in front of my brain, but I forgot


please everybody is dying to talk to me, oh my brain nampak besar but actually it's like tong minyak the tak ada benda inside


oh uh how much of you will eat that like that like you correct sis correct, oh, hor hor macam you like that like that like correct sis correct


uh dekat luar nampak beautiful, uh


I, I feel like tak masuk akal our conversation


it,


ya or or no, ya [orh] [orh] lah, maybe sis it's a time for me I'm not sure lah [sial], like it's just damn merepek lah


I don't eat salad sis it's like tak sedap like salad come on ah salad I think only the lembu the kambing makan the grass on the floor, oh ya sia but I no I won't eat it a lot like I feel like maybe like once a while once a month


and salad in singapore is actually quite expensive sia macam like very !wah! merepek like it's damn expensive


I think like around ten thirty, they went home at ten thirty, ya, err they got home ten thirty then after they ya lah bercerita like that only then I did my work for a while and I fell asleep


how about you what did you do when you go out yesterday, you


oh belum belum try haven't try yet oh have yet to try it yet but I guess in nine years time I akan cuba ya I'll try it


no sis, you are you are like three years older than me you have to kahwin dulu it's macam not a, it's not a choice lah sis you have to do it first like come on ah


you, if you look like Neelofa, you're above when you are thirty four years old you still look good it's okay, but I don't know how your face will turn out when you will be uh when you thirty four years old


Neelofa, eh


you you flying sis, eh you make sure you come my house next time you, not late if not sis, uh, you flying sis


oh my god sis, you love for travel on oh ya you also travel all around the world already right, Neelofa cover Neelofa cover hundred thousand boys still chasing for her sis


imagine you cover, I think, the whole wide world all want you lah even the woman also lah, you already telling me sis I'm pretty sure they just, they say singlish ah not broken english ah sis no not telling telling sis no telling telling


ah, it's in a way come on


we kena bangga that we have a national identity which is like singlish Kiasuism !alamak! sis I think I think I can get A plus for my econs presentation even though my friend never do the slides I think I still can get A plus sis


ya sis, dalam kubur for GGM or for comms


eh everything, sis, okay lah quite responsive even though we're doing it at a very last minute macam !wah! shit lah macam !wah! damn bodoh but it's okay


I hope that they can do it tomorrow


I think I do it tomorrow night, where are we ah where are we meeting tomorrow though


my wallet macam dah dah dah dah nazak you know what's nazak macam orang dah nak mati !alamak! my wallet macam asthmatic then I got no medication to give to prescribe


oh no my what, nazak because tak ada duit dekat dalam sis, the card the card have card have but inside macam !huh! macam you open macam like nak beli chewing gum pun tak cukup you know


ah, eh Masyaallah sis, I can buy you sis with my money, you don't play play sis


how much it cost ten dollar twenty dollar, fifty dollar !alamak! sis I buy you lah sis, at least, at least I'm a my mother say I'm a, ten thousand that time eh not bad lah sis ten thousand better than


no ten thousand, , that one is hantaran she want to sell me


at ten thousand, my mother say sell me ten thousand then last time my bekas say he like I accept I pick you I buy you then I !huh!


take me, uh uh eh no amos Lee amos Lee ya amos Lee correct, , uh uh sis I don't know where he get the money eh he loaded actually he very loaded he's like very macam !alamak! he like the sugar daddy


you want buy for me stuff, you want buy for me you want buy for me that you want buy for me that, but like he didn't realised that I'm actually a very spoilt kid so I am chased I don't need money anymore all I want is effort


I've everything what I've everything already I'm actually very spoilt already, uh sis your wrapper sound is actually very loud, !aiyo! oh my god airpods dropped what the heck


I don't know sia, I don't know sia where to meet ah, no my mother not working anymore


you look like you're smoking, oh !wow!, Steng sis, some sis, you know what's Steng


legit, oh I thought you're you're a smoker smoker should know means I want Steng ah Steng ah I want some of it, either either last time


everybody call me Minah, I don't know why, but they look at my face, I look at that mirror I think I'm not, like I'm like what the heck like come on ah, eh no no no no I think I look a little bit of like ah I have fifty percent chinese look then like the another fifty percent is like a malay


, oh !wow!, rude ass, , I have a lot of thing to do


I am, we have like, err twenty twenty six more minutes to go


ya of course, I pay for it I've to go, I left how many more lessons though, ya that's why I hope I hope, I hope err saya punya group


, like to discuss on tuesday macam very merepek like tak ada tak ada masa [seh]


okay I hope they do it tomorrow, ya sia, they never talk, why ah, I feel so I feel so annoying like you I keep on I keep on messaging then they like


ya thank you okay thank you okay sure like, dude say something, like ask a question, !huh!, I not, I'm not even the leader eh in the first place my leader step up ah the game don't know ah


I mean like if you just look at it like you are the leader sia, but if you look at it of course you're the leader what


still got GGM to do oh ya why he wanted to why he wanted to why he told you not to be angry at him, ya why


happen last night semalam apa kau orang buat [seh], you guys fought about that, eh childish or


immature, oh


wait, then you guys wait one table you guys doing it in every, slides or like in one slide you put all


ah that's that's okay lah that's still okay what


he like cannot accept your, like your idea, wait, so in the end you guys, in the end, who did you guys like which which slide did you guys choose


what the heck


standardisation is memang mustahak what


eh


ya, !wah! shit what the heck, then, at least did you guys try to change the colour of the fonts like macam so terang benderang sia the colour then like I read I like uh


it's pink in colour right the font, what the heck green and pink don't, K it's nice but it just, if you want to read it to make it readable readable, read what, readable, is that a word


, K I think


she read she went to read my slide then she say your slides, not, understandable, , eh


sis I know lah the I know the I know the soldiers they camouflage camouflage but your presentation no need to camouflage also sis, later your later your your marker also camouflage sis I cannot nampak I !huh! sorry


, I correct they like I'm sorry K no I'm not trying to stereotype like pink is supposed to be


wait, your background is all green or macam ada like white colour, like a white square inside it to macam make it more stand out, so wait what is the font colour to like, that you guys can macam to make it readable like what is the font colour


(uh huh),


pink colour sis, I think !alamak!, nevermind lah, I think he hint hint he want to hint hint that, , females should also join, NS the army, sis


I, never will I ever, , that's why sis I think wait must you dig the that that what do you call that ah


oh, shell scrape ya must you dig that shell scrape, ya, sis


[orh] the batu nisan okay can, !woo! you would write for me, , you draw the ipad sis or can lah can lah


ya the twelve dollar app ten dollar app sis, !alamak!, ya make sure lah sis, like, if I die, you take my phone you delete everything by my phone you factory setting it you


you you you must deactivate all my account sis my it's, spam my main then I got this account that no one is in it, it's like my private but no one is in it I I Shiok sendiri put like as my diary sis sis


gossip


no actually no lah I don't put anything inside already lah actually it's not like, it's just my feelings it's just me like [orh] I'm very tired today [orh] saya penat hari ini macam saya nak mati saya tak boleh tinggal lagi macam like ya, actually no ah


ah macam depression, oh you know yesterday my brother say I have reached the he talking to my he talking to his friend, about me, I've reached the stage five of, depression I don't know what I don't know what he talking about I was using my earpiece, then I like hear him like


he smile smile then I'm I think he's talking about me, which is like rude ass, cause, then he's like I think she reach a stage five already she took it quite well actually now she use to stage five I went to search google what stage five uh depression it, acceptance I've reached the stage of acceptance


yes yes, err Yassin Yassin !wow!


oh, uh uh sis dah meninggal sis if I stage five


no sis, but depression, stage one is , I don't know there's there's stage one stage two stage three stage five stage one is, cannot take it don't want to live in this world anymore


stage three, is, stage five is acceptance she already accept, already redha rela that her takdir macam dah tak ada lain like no way no way


oh stage two and four, sorry sorry stage two and four sorry lah I don't know I I didn't I didn't pay attention I just look at I just look at stage five and stage one and stage three


like I got selective listen hearing selective attention I got a lot of selective I very selective, selective friendship also ya sis it's better to be selective than to friend everybody then have like uh one thousand followers in the account then after that the friend go and date the the the friend at okcupid eh macam bingung ah I listen I like bingung uh


uh uh sis


!alamak! sis I think the person listening to your recording she like is she a hoe is she a hoe, , , ya sis


you the cermin mata different, all


ah sorry they call you what, oh package sis like you come in a set sis like happy meal


whoever get you, whoever get you should, !alamak! sis


cause you have to, , !wow!, , who will cease I tell you, , , eh oh sis, !huh! I tell you


no need sis don't need to kick sis I want to, unprivate my account soon, I'm getting ready to be an influencer in singapore, I want to be like, the influenza sis , influenza sorry


I want to be a influencer and I also I can cure the influenza so I like doctor influencer, we're too stupid [orh] yes sorry sorry four point zero GPA not enough


ya what happen if we get like our, certificate then we are accepted into NUS medicine or NTU medicine would you like accept it like for real will you like macam yes I will go I will go I'll pursue and I'll go for it


eh true true, like I'll be very kagum at myself and I think my family must be like very macam bangga but at the same time I feel like


stop me from, pursuing it cause I think they also like know, I feel like


actually, you should not, limit yourself lah, you think you cannot fly


yes in order to succeed we have to fail first because we won't know, our mistake, in, , but macam uh joker uh if I if I join no cause like my brother right he have a scholarship


so my father say if he have to pay right then he gonna be bankrupt like he's just gonna be bankrupt


so like I don't want to put my keluarga maruah in that situation and position so rela lah adakan ah my uncle, I think must pay a sum of ten K if I'm not wrong or like more than ten K, hundred K I don't know ah


that time my friend my brother's friend had to, drop out cause he she failed the, year I think quite a few time, two times, ya sia but if you become


possible, , better to, better to


ya, (uh huh), ya


ya, ya true true true, (mmhmm)


true, ya, ya, true true true true, like I feel, I feel like I will play a better role if macam someone


like then I can execute it, I cannot be the one doing the critical thinking like, I don't want to be the one like in a like to ya lah to macam it's very difficult


I don't think so my brain can, handle that much ya, even in JC I have already, I I I already Sot imagine in freaking hospital, (hmm), JC no no


they have to be there for you lah to support you, if your JC friends like very like, what the heck like just !wah! shit lah then then don't don't don't bother


, eh dua retain, correct two


it's like, to the to the to the to the tempat lah to the destination we don't, we don't, we don't, push each other than the one person who was pushing the other person just left behind or whatever shit I don't know if you understand what I'm trying to say but ya


, , , K it's like for example, when I tolak you right


I cannot be there at the same level I cannot be at the same pace as you, I have I'll be lagging behind cause I'm pushing you, I cannot be, I cannot be standing beside you and push you


so if I tolak you, you reach the finishing you reach the finish line first I'll be at behind then who will be helping me you cannot pull my hand cause you at the finishing line already, ah, that's my analogy, oh betul oh serious


ah, oh !alamak!, !alamak! sis, oh he cheat on you


, he too forward you very behind he think also like !alamak! this girl dah bodoh lah tak payah ya lah tak payah ah,


ya true, true I listen to your story also my my hati very sakit for you, uh uh sis


sis I think I can diagnose your, , err what depression level are you right at right now I think you are at stage three, , stage three, you are still at the denial stage you don't want to accept it yet, unlike me I'm at stage five


eh, at stage three, you, you K one the signs of you being at stage three is because you still can't accept, the fact that he's far way behind eh far way in front of you already


ya, and then, ah then


!wah! you funny you again sis !alamak! sis


, , correct, he stage three depression but now he already you think he stage five now or he's still at stage three, or maybe at stage four


still at stage three ah


ah lelaki macam gini memang tak guna eh, but actually no, eh no no not sampah sorry sorry girls uh she dating like girls like mainan no like toys the thick girls like as if they are like my stuffed toy you see my stuffed toy I want when at night I


cuddle but in the morning I don't need it Wei I just throw it on the floor, ah


we are, we are all human beings we, we have to treat guys, nicely, the haprak ah the airpods


I don't know sis, uh, but actually I actually you don't need to pause I only need to pause


but we left one minute but my earpiece I know arwah it's gonna die soon, I'm so hungry lah !alah! I want to go and makan I don't care after this, why so dark sis your, room, ah no electricity


oh , oh yes sis my house at night really oh sis we left thirty second


(uh huh) uh my one no need to enter the room my cahaya know is dari dari my muka dah macam everybody look everybody like I need Nili lah I need Nili I no need torchlight what is torchlight


a'ah sis, , , a'ah sis I wanna makan soon, then we can continue the second part


hello


hello can you hear me, I'm here I'm here, okay, okay K K so okay you remember the guy on yang dulu I talk about like when I was when I was like about sixteen or seventeen years old I don't know if he ingat lah


but like the guy I used to, the guy like I used to date, ah yes yes yes yes yes okay so basically basically is my ex lah right like I think you know about it it's just that okay so macam recently cause we we haven't been talking for like macam I will say years lah but I guess a few month then like whenever he talks to me it's like on and off because I also don't reply him very often


so like recently he talk to me again like I was it was after like my birthday so like he wish me then became like a like a weekly a weekly talk like we we tend to talk macam weekly so like there was more conversations happening ah


but then like recently I never I haven't been talking to him but then like I found out from my friend like who's a girl lah


you think you think, haprak lah sis no lah eh, shawn mendes, very haprak ah, shawn mendes,


I mah my my boyfriend eleven out of ten lah sis [sial], okay so so !alamak! this one after this I find out from my friend ah that that he has a okcupid you know what's a okcupid or not


ya ya the what the what the what the what, ah yes K very good do you think ah yes you know okay so basically my friends found out yang he has this OKC app lah on his phone then like the the macam weird part is that she found out cause she was also macam lagi like she was like tengah scroll scroll cause she open up the OKC app right so like the weird part was yang she macam bump into like my ex on OKC then she's like this is Anila'S ex macam gitu then after that


okay it's correct yes yes so basically my friend like jumpa dia on like OKC lah then the best part is my friend my friend match with him to see just to to to have like you know just just match


I know like I pernah do that also to my friend but this is legit legit this is legit this is legit so it happened to me pun okay okay kita kita kita is like sama kita sama okay me and my friend but this is a this is different friend okay


so I I I also like ah I just dengar whatever she say then after like , I'll just like when she say she match with my ex then ah she told me actually at first my ex tak tak match with her balik but then after that macam like after few days gitu like I think macam three three four days macam gitu lah then suddenly like she macam text me again then she macam like like she she's like babe babe babe babe like on telegram lepas itu dia dia bilang I yang actually my ex actually match with her then I macam !alamak!


exactly then I macam like ah apa haprak ini is this happening like why suddenly like both you suddenly matching eh then after that


oh that one I I haven't I haven't tanya my professor yet


so like, so macam like I have to korek cause very uncomfortable okay, , okay where where did


very hangat right, what is a oh then basically they they match each other lah then okay I want to see I've to give her benefit of doubt because I want to see she don't know my ex but actually she know she know my ex


but then I also don't know eh maybe like now the attraction she falling for it already lah


yes, yes she met she my boyfriend, yes she she


no sis, so, she my she my ex boyfriend, but


she used to be like my, wait last time [kan] I pergi madrasah that's really long ago, so she was like my madrasah friend my religious class friend


it's just that we stop talking, of course we gitu lah, oh Neelofa Neelofa not my level sis not my level not yet


ya Neelofa is below me ya, uh uh no no Neelofa below me ya okay please eh don't compare compare Neelofa and I we is the very different K


Filzah, it's just


not my standard eh basket, uh uh


oh serious ah same like the agaknya same like the ustaz lah who also you know who like ya like engaging engaging engaging engagement with her that one,


!alamak! sister , I for what, !aiya! where where did I stop I cannot remember


ya she, she's just macam my madrasah friend


but we got closer after a while cause ah, she like follow me on instagram apa dia reply to macam my stories, so like the friendship kinda grew from there


ya lah like you know like kawan right then kawan kawan , then macam both of you like layan each other confirm like, end up kau orang will be talking then like at night we, house party each other everyday, then like layan each other at night that kind of thing


so like ya lah, then she shares about her exes story I share about my exes story life stories everything I will like share, so ya I don't know I don't know whether to say like,


so ya but she knows she knows, so,


uh uh which means which means we got together with a sampah before, I understand I understand


, give it to her, , , but sometimes you feel very macam , !hey! like are you trying to say if my if your ex layan the girl like if ex sayang the new perempuan he has now


honestly what is your macam reaction, or like you feel macam trash [kan] macam like eh !siala! he like my he like my macam apa my friend now, he's like you it's like you mean macam telling me nothing like kelakar like I don't know how to feel I don't know how to say


if I got banyak friends how, they all ikan but he don't know !alamak! you tell me how


no, during the tahlil I is reading, I reading , , sis tahlil I reading sis you you don't doubt me sis I know I very far from the god you know very far of course lah very far from the god it's just that right now


I physically far emotionally spiritually mentally all all far, oh no no I try to see like Iffah, but I put in effort I put in effort


I know Allah Allah love me


I heard I heard you I heard you planning to exercise everyday now


oh zero percent that's my bubble tea sugar level, macam uh uh like you know it macam before you want to start the exercising you must try to cut down the what you call that


the food intake your food intake the sugar your food intake your calorie you must sangat berhati-hati dengan apa yang you makan sis, !huh! alarm, !huh! uh


!alamak!, your gastric juice looking for food lah


oh, uh


correct I say that, oh, I know like you you scared if you gemuk nobody want you


like the boys like , ah like dia ini gemuk [sial] like that right you you get what I'm trying to say right uh uh I'm I'm not trying to say I feel you sis I feel you, Nili, uh uh they like sorry I I tak tahu dia siapa tapi dia macam like I think your exes pun macam like no I've never dated sampah before you're a macam gitu


ya, eh


!eeyer!, oh, !alamak!


uh uh, I know I know lain lain is miss jogging !alamak! sister


!eeyer!, oh


ya, ya sister sister ah ah cause you, who's your malay teacher eh, !alamak!, she must be feeling very proud


, they know the in in A levels they say malay language and literature right


what's the what's the word what's, malay language elective programme


so, my sejarah is is like really belong to the kubur kind you know


ah, , , I understand yang #lee kuan yew#


okay both both, like the very important people in singapore, there has uh brought singapore into what it is today ah, correct or not


, , , eh same lah sis !alamak! whoever call me apa malaysian cambodian all that I feel very angry you know sometimes


because, uh uh, , I know I like I don't know I don't know why I be like I tengok muka you time pass so slow !alamak! uh uh that is very bad how long more I must look at your face


, uh uh, oh because I thought I can find you at the neraka neraka jahanam kau they call it so like I feeling


I can actually see you there lah right not at the museum actually, oh yes


oh serious lah, uh uh


so I tell you question kenapa ex tinggalkan you like kalau muka you macam mona lisa actually


[orh] you cry eh sis you don't play you don't play play sis you don't play play mona lisa is very !duh! popular okay she's considered to be very beautiful, that's why she's a masterpiece


it's different, eh serious ah


like eh Nili


, like I feel so overwhelmed, uh uh


eh Astaghfirullahaladzim ah you ah you, you so haprak you know you're like talking to you is so haprak uh I I tak tahu macam mana nak react


, uh !ee!, that's you lah that's you


basically macam dua-dua kotor lah eh


but like once you talk about your face macam cantik itu orang nak line up like macam tak masuk akal I just feel that macam


ah, ace, uh uh


, uh uh


, eh ya, that's what I mean ah, oh seriously


[orh] I pergi I pergi tengok my aunty's newborn baby so it's a girl and previously she has a daughter also a girl and it's a girl also so basically she get both girls it's quite cute tapi macam


!alamak! so ya so kecil and look and muka macam like cina like that very cina cause very putih right ya then macam very cute lah but !alamak! it's very sayang because macam I don't want to get married I cannot commit


eh you you don't try, uh uh ah oh


oh you akan cuba ya I I akan tunggu I akan tunggu I'm always here kalau macam like to to witness you macam get a partner


, , [orh], sis I I I already tell you I dah bilang you [kan] Neelofa is not our level, Neelofa is below me


so you you you imagine you imagine kalau macam I, !huh! bila I tiga puluh tahun sis I'd be flying, sis I'd be flying, !alamak! I flying , I flying


I teleport, okay sister, , , trust me I'm like !alamak! I've gone through everything lah sis amila apa lagi apa lagi dancing lah !alamak! everything lah sis Neelofa got do that meh Neelofa never


Neelofa only cover only ah now, ya, that you see, what to do, , , !ee! ya


I cover I, that is why I I already telling you right like, I already telling you, ,


I already I already told you K I already told you that you know the my standard is on top of Neelofa so like of course like one one hundred thousand guys more than that is are chasing after me you know what I'm trying to say


K lah that sister actually my mother teach me english you know my mother teach me very good english but then like in singapore after being exposed to the people around me example you you know, I hear yes ya, I hear


yes, ya, competitiveness


I err, , uh uh I I I saw the story, but then I see the girl say okay thank you so I macam like eh not bad lah your group cause they respond like my group I feeling like my group actually


like semua sudah mati uh uh,


, , actually I saw that you want to do your group analysis on tuesday


exactly I macam so shock I macam like biar betik biar betul like you want to


on that tuesday because the next day their presentation so macam like, it's either you use your brain to actually do it on monday which is tomorrow and I'm gonna meet you tomorrow, or you


, you thought I haven't even


I know I know, your wallet is very thick that's why


oh


, , , , you, (mmhmm) (hmm) (hmm)


, fifty fifty, I tell you, eh tak you you jangan merepek you say six hundred


I remember we at the kitchen, she say the hantaran she drop to five hundred, oh , she want to she want to sell you at !alamak! okay my mother not that bad lah want to sell me all


amos want to buy you for ten K


actually I too, because I hear your story I feel macam I hear everything also have to buy for you


!alamak! effort eh, the err sorry, I'm eating I'm eating


what was I saying just now I lupa oh ya where we gonna meet tomorrow, your mother working tomorrow


so you wanna come, , you don't know I'm a smoker, smoking hot lah, no I don't know


I not that malay lah sis, , then we have (mmhmm) Steng


I think, I think it's true lah sis you look like Minah


I just want to say you look worse than mona lisa, , that's all I want to say, I got nothing much to say anymore, same lah sis


oh my god are you going for your chinese err mandarin lesson on tuesday, then how you gonna discuss your, then how you gonna discuss your, group analysis thing


if you gonna do it on tuesday


exactly, need to put in


cause you know what I mean, I mean like isn't that a my kind of rude cause like, who's the leader actually got no leader sia in my team, mine got no leader


who, that's true ah, he drama lah he


, please don't be mad at me, , !alamak! kekek he he he say don't be mad he just say last night uh was I being very harsh on you !alamak! sweet bagai ah guy then I just say like


cause we, we fight we fight because we fight remember I send you the the table I want to use his one, the one I say the, uh uh but like he just then he, he's childish lah then I just said like I just filled a table form it's clearer like orang boleh tengok macam I understand lagi lagi senang for them to understand


exactly exactly then I macam like, I tak I don't understand


he's like, because he already like, he already dah buat like perangai he got buat perangai already last night, about presentation or the slide, or the standardisation I don't think the teacher care


the point is he already say, it's important, he he didn't, he didn't say it's important, exactly ya it, then after that he


he already mention ni ah yang macam all the slides you compile like you you finish already you go and give to one person to compile it


exactly abeh you you know, I'll I nak lempang dia the yesterday night then after that I just say like I just feel like my like my table is a better


it's a better presentation a way of presentation cause it's very straightforward senang for people to see like even tidak they don't understand there's one thing that they can there's one thing that they can take away from there, !alamak! end up end up we kita tak pakai table itu lah sia


tak you know what bilang you know what dia bilang you know dia bilang I, exactly, sister


readable readable readable yes readable, , !eeyer!


, we want to, can't can't can't they tell that I am actually making it different and brighter so that it doesn't ah camouflage so that there's a contrast with with the answer and the response !alamak!


that's that's why, he say, ah


I know I know I know what you I know I know I know what you're trying to say but then like it's it's it's it's tak kena tak kena dalam slide


uh you know those cream, cream colour, ya so cream against army green boleh baca or we put macam a very dark brown so dark against and army green there's still the dark colour but it's quite dull lah so we don't want that


tell you this !alamak! javier


[dah] army, !alamak! sister I already tell you I in the army, ,


, it's called a shell scrape sis shell scrape, ya, !eeyer!,


uh uh, !ee! ya, uh uh, I Bookkan you the batu nisan K the batu nisan I make for you uh I I write, I writing writing cursive cursive ah


ya no before that I I draw, uh uh before that I draw it on the ipad, I , correct, , I download all the app you wanted me to download last time,


yes, ya


okay okay, uh uh, , sister


!alamak!, uh uh


uh uh, acceptance !alamak! sister, !alamak! sister you need me to baca some Yassin Yassin


like, the macam tadi just now can be for you actually, no I, never because I thought you okay until today you tell me your brother say you stage five !alamak! that one cancel so many time already you know


stage five, , ah, I like a bit shock lah now to hear you


or faham faham sister but you know you miss out two and four stage two and four, like your number jump from one three five, , !ee! ya


, uh uh, oh, okay okay okay selective friendship also ya, ya ya ya


!alamak! sister , uh uh, eh macam haprak haprak or what the fans ah like, don't know whether want to be part of the followers or following


you know like don't know whether I should unfollow !alamak! I also don't know, then some sometimes got problem also like I match the match the guy also end up kena block


is she a hoe is she a slut is she a player, !alamak! sister, I'm the, !alah! !wow!,


uh uh, oh my god, they call me package, the economic package package ah, they call me package, package


uh uh, yes of course, whoever get me !alamak! I tell you would would would never menyesal their whole life you know, all the people who leave me !alamak! they menyesal I like confirm one until they die in the tomb still thinking about me


ya go ask them the question what what should had what you should have done, oh you are leaving, they tell me I should have marry her, ah should have marry her ah like that tell you ah


it has to be, , there's too many too many guys !alamak! now you make me want to kick my followers already, oh seriously


you influenza, , influenza ah that one I think better for you, !alamak! doctor the point is we are too stupid right to be doctor


remember where we stand, , you must remember where we stand, correct you must remember where we stand you must ingat like we we are malay


, to be thinking about my future, I would say, no ah cause I cannot see myself as a doctor


my, why, !eeyer!


, so upper boundary you,


we must fail first in order to fly


correct


, who's who's your brother's guarantor, uh okay okay okay


I very hard lah, expectation, !ee! ya, expectations all doctor itu sangat tinggi sister


, like, I don't know when you cakap that you'll be bangga of yourself, you'll be very proud, like ya I'll be very proud, I'll be proud like eh actually I can do it I can I can be a doctor but I feel that


the responsibility of being a doctor afterwards is very high, and like I'm, it's not that I'm sick of making mistakes I mean like, like honestly


we all we all always don't want to make mistakes what, but then like, it's, like a doctor is is is always dealing with something that that concern someone's life, and it's always at a higher risk than, nurses


like, oh, , JC


, !woo! !ee! ya


oh


, , because ah, ,


oh saya faham itu itu seperti saya bilang saya punya ex


next thing I know he cheat on me, , it's because he he too forward already he too forward until I I think till I , I'm behind, , he too


uh uh, so I like, , he like okay lah, this girl uh she leave behind also she don't know because she too too far back, so he go forward already fine !alamak! I tell you


you uh you listen to my story, !alamak!, okay okay okay come come, come on


stage three, denial, , , !wow!


!ee! ya, eh no no you cannot say that you cannot say that, he's with, want to find he finding me again actually


he finding me again, like during his NS macam gathering chalet he calling me, he call me, then he like obviously lah like he when we talk like he call me then obviously like we talk we talk right don't tell me like we never talk like I look at him look at me look at me ah lah funny lah obviously talking what right


, so I tell you right !alamak! I think he also stage three depression, no no he's still, he still at stage three


ya because you know why, , he still uh replying not replying lah but like , he still sometimes once in a while like, err text me, uh uh memang very haprak I tell you


oh, you also do the same to your stuffed toy, ya correct


correct, correct, !alamak! sister, , what telah happen


!alamak! sister


, , this one I feeling feeling macam your house, your house at night when I walking


, , like a lot, oh sister amazing, I think the macam you know, I think the macam I know I haven't go in my room yet


, ya, oh serious ah, I think I want to end the call already cause macam very haprak when I hear that


I very, I very hungry [lah] [eh]


err, I know I know it's not


I am just saying for fun , , I actually


a hamster, but the name is very funny


ya got her from, err like primary school then got her from a friend of mine


not okay actually not really, friend ah more like, don't really like


then she kind of abuse, that hamster lah then err then she was asking if anyone <mandarin>要领养她的仓鼠:yao ling yang ta de cang shu</mandarin> then I was like


okay I volunteered, then, but then is like my parents okay specifically my, he don't really like hamster lor, then I I <mandarin>不顾家人的反对:bu gu jia ren de fan dui</mandarin> and I brought it back


oh I don't like, like


play


then, he just let her roam around, oh , !oof!, !oof!


you know, very awkward leh, super awkward leh, oh my god is is <mandarin>红色:hong se</mandarin> again,


like not even <mandarin>养鱼:yang yu</mandarin> ah


oh oh ya you you said before


eh but then <mandarin>我我其实我其实如果真要讲养:wo wo qi shi wo qi shi ru guo zhen yao jiang yang</mandarin> insect <mandarin>的话:de hua</mandarin> I also


life cycle, !huh!


plants <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> like like jasmine, all those kinds of plants ah <mandarin>然后我叔叔那边也是有种植植物:ran hou wo shu shu na bian ye shi you zhong zhi zhi wu</mandarin> mah, like we have like those kind of like


different kinds of plants ah like, chili all those then you know chili plant there will be a lot of insects


then you will find a lot of , I think I found a lot of caterpillar, so, ya so I actually took the caterpillar than watch the caterpillar turn into pupa ah


then <mandarin>然后到最后就:ran hou dao zui hou jiu</mandarin> took downstairs then free it when it became like a butterfly, ya but then, I think the most


my science teacher


but actually not really, not really like a hands on experiment for <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> ah, err


err


ya that's why that's why is not exactly very ethical, like in a way now that I think about it like , it's not a very good way to to show kids how to actually like


like, do do this kind of, <mandarin>实验:shi yan</mandarin> lor


<mandarin>可是你要讲:ke shi ni yao jiang</mandarin> insects <mandarin>并不是:bing bu shi</mandarin> like insects <mandarin>也是一种生命:ye shi yi zhong sheng ming</mandarin> you get what you mean


!aiya! like non ethical ways


like you know how they say, !huh!, ya lah what the hell


disturb the stray cats I really don't like it


stop them lor but then is like kids mah like they don't really care


ya,


now popular that annoys me, I don't really have anything that annoys me


is it


!wow!, !wah! , !wah!


!wow!, now is not the time to <mandarin>给你:gei ni</mandarin> clap hands


so what is what is active and what do you mean relax, err obviously the couch ah


you know couch potato


ah you gain weight easily,


yes, right


so sad lor, so sad


ah, err, that is pathetic, to be honest, for the entire week


err I mean like depends on your <mandarin>专业:zhuan ye</mandarin> and your majors and your units ya lah basically what you said ah


, so sad, like imagine you're a researcher <mandarin>你是研究人员:ni shi yan jiu ren yuan</mandarin> then you just sit in front of your, computer then, brainstorm what <mandarin>你要你要写什么东西:ni yao ni yao xie shen me dong xi</mandarin> then after that


think finding all the stuff and then after that then you proceed to <mandarin>写的报告:xie de bao gao</mandarin> is like worse than


ya like the area of research because it's like you are working it's like either you are starting a new research or you are like working on a, previous based


add on <mandarin>然后就重新写一个:ran hou jiu chong xin xie yi ge</mandarin> lah <mandarin>然后关于你之就是关于你:ran hou guan yu ni zhi jiu shi guan yu ni</mandarin> sort <mandarin>所发现的这一个:suo fa xian de zhe yi ge</mandarin> which they so called like


you take what is relevant <mandarin>对你相关的的的的:dui ni xiang guan de de de de</mandarin> idea lor then <mandarin>然后你就用:ran hou ni jiu yong</mandarin> lor


method, ya


intro music, ,


err wake me up when september ends by green day , , yes next year september wake me up ah when september ends thank you


I think you basically, what kind of music I like I like those kind of rock music, rock heavy metal


but, but <mandarin>你无所谓:ni wu suo wei</mandarin> mah


shit I I I, I want to say something but you know it's it's not very is not very nice to say it here , , <mandarin>可是我想说:ke shi wo xiang shuo</mandarin> leh <mandarin>可是:ke shi</mandarin> I want to say but


, ah, oh wait I got a question for you what were you really into when you were a kid


!wow!, very , what what you're welcome okay


that's interesting, ya


!huh! <mandarin>你没有被抓到:ni mei you bei zhua dao</mandarin> ah


!wah! , !wow!


s, , SGCC, oh, for what


[orh] is it the, the the card one the the card distributor the the shop is it or the, like you know #dhoby ghaut# there got this LAN then beside got one


like


what what game, [orh] [orh] [orh] oh oh that's that's like


oh, that's very , interesting


oh <mandarin>所以你还有还在做:suo yi ni hai you hai zai zuo</mandarin> content, [orh] how I know you quite free one what no meh


you quite free, you quite free to play league also what <mandarin>不是:bu shi</mandarin> meh


I think <mandarin>英雄联盟:ying xiong lian meng</mandarin> is like league is like my, I play like, I played like two servers the chinese server and the


english server is like world of warcraft, but I I prefer world of warcraft actually


like you need to build like like it's a bit like


like a is a mixture of tower defence also, that's what I feel


really


but then, I I don't know leh <mandarin>我比较喜欢那种:wo bi jiao xi huan na zhong</mandarin> err, art <mandarin>比较好看的:bi jiao hao kan de</mandarin>


yes, , I'm a <mandarin>言辞:yan ci</mandarin> dog


I'm a <mandarin>言辞:yan ci</mandarin> dog bro


actually not really lah but at the end of the day I feel like, like how do you feel like if the game is not fun, to me then I will just quit


, that's what I feel, like depends on, depends on how you actually


ya, it's like how my friend cannot like sit still and play one game for long


!huh!, what, what, ya why


ya it's like if I never clear a stage then I'll just keep


sometimes


(mmhmm)


oh my god you


oh, okay, not really colourful but very interesting


, !huh! <mandarin>无聊:wu liao</mandarin> what <mandarin>无聊:wu liao</mandarin> mocking me is it, oh shit I scream a bit


dead, me I I mean you already know what kind of animal I want what


do you even know, err, no


obviously no, animals' life or a persons' life, which, which which which


not really


obviously ah


my presentation ah err, you know you need to present then in


in like year one and then year two they'll okay no technically it's like it's more of like a year one thing year one thing eh no not year one year two thing so


is like very awkward and I kind of get , I have slight anxiety attack


so I don't know when, then ya lor like that lor but then, lucky for me cause there wasn't a lot of people


my class not very big then was quite small also


ya if not it's quite, quite bad lah


like the two, two people can two people can cycle those kind of thing ah


oh that's that's that's that's cool, that's really cool


oh my god


!wow!, <mandarin>你这个什么鬼:ni zhe ge shen me gui</mandarin> , so the, so the girl <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> free rider


, that's


that's, sad


strangers game, dream


you dream of what you, what you actually think, really


, , why, oh oh


how dare you


oh damn that's bad, okay I think mine was mine was slightly, mine was better I guess


very sad


I, that's that's quite true, honestly that's quite true


pain is more that I won't agree though, !wow!, very


err a lot actually, you know how in exams some people always like to


press on the pen, like the sound, the <mandarin>一直在那边然后你会听到你会听到他们一直在那边有那个笔的声音在那边:yi zhi zai na bian ran hou ni hui ting dao ni hui ting dao ta men yi zhi zai na bian you na ge bi de sheng yin zai na bian</mandarin> <mandarin>那种:na zhong</mandarin> lor


then <mandarin>你你不可以专心:ni ni bu ke yi zhuan xin</mandarin> then you're like oh my god can you just shut the shut up


then <mandarin>然后你就:ran hou ni jiu</mandarin> you are like very, I don't know lah that's that's for me ah


I think was a guy ah that time, I <mandarin>我不认识他:wo bu ren shi ta</mandarin> I don't know the person


I mean it was in uni though


ya <mandarin>是很:shi hen</mandarin> very irritating


I very mean


ya, I just slam his shoe down


I mean I mean it's very irritating lah to be honest not going to lie man, oh perfect question man


err when I'm back in singapore, when I'm not studying


as much, animals or insects did you just ask me that


it's like you may hate like cockroaches but in the wild cockroaches are like, a food, source


get what I mean, it's a food source


where is the most beautiful place have you been, oh, okay


wait, wait wait wait wait you you want to say that <mandarin>我很帅:wo hen shuai</mandarin> but then, but then you know is like chinese teaching says that I should be very humble so I can't say much, right


right, you not me, I I, I never thought that I am I am very that one okay excuse you


, interesting interesting very interest,


university , no, you don't agree


I think life is worse, isn't that what, ya I I guess, stuck in life


oh, (hmm)


oh I wanted to I thought you would say that how you didn't how how you forget to take a plane, how you miss your flight,


, interesting


a lesson to learn, yeah I I I guess


Doha isn't it, Doha is india is it err, middle east


interesting, err nothing much, to be honest


!wah! did you just hit your desk or something, did you just hit your desk or something I heard like some metal sound or something


oh okay okay, and now we start from eleven because this is the third try, do you have any pets what are their names


you know that's considered not code switching right,


okay , okay <mandarin>如果你有宠物的话:ru guo ni you chong wu de hua</mandarin> right what would you name them


(mmhmm), [orh] <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> hamster got, okay


okay, ya that's fine, (mmhmm)


okay


(mmhmm)


<mandarin>我知道会控制你的生命:wo zhi dao hui kong zhi ni de sheng ming</mandarin> eh,


<mandarin>我们要适当的激动:wo men yao shi dang de ji dong</mandarin> okay


[orh],


is it <mandarin>波斯猫:bo si mao</mandarin> I don't know the one that is like damn furry one, then like cause that was before I was born lah then


and then <mandarin>后来:hou lai</mandarin> cause like I was born right, ya so after that like I have not lived or had any pets like ever in my life lor


err, then that one just I think the water even change also just like die before seven days or something


then I think the only thing that I had as a actual pet sort of is like silk worm, ya like last time lah that's why see all the small and thick like silk worm just like crawling around eating the leafs


the <mandarin>苍树叶:cang shu ye</mandarin> cause like beside my house got this very big <mandarin>苍树:cang shu</mandarin> mah, so like when my grandparents they coming back from don't know what activity they're doing ah, they will like walk walk find lor <mandarin>去捡起来一些:qu jian qi lai yi xie</mandarin> like some of the leafs to bring back and then I keep them in like this


(ppc)


[orh]


, okay


oh okay, to see see only ah but then you all I don't know


, I think cause young right and then you all like probably want to <mandarin>珍惜:zhen xi</mandarin> all these things mah then you will like probably end up killing all of them by accident or something


and, I mean


I mean like, I guess it depends on the type of don't like cause this one is insects and some other things mah


is that considered like torture or something


you mean <mandarin>不人道的:bu ren dao de</mandarin> method


I think like, never mind you say, ya lah then but then you know like kids will show their emotions mah so like


and they want to go and like kick it ah something, okay lah <mandarin>我们到下一个问题:wo men dao xia yi ge wen ti</mandarin> ah


!wah! the higher I don't know what to say okay let me look at the list, (hmm) question thirteen what is something popular now that annoys you


okay what did you do on your last vacation


okay I will say that studies is a vacation from work that is my vacation, and control your voice please, you know it's like the office their line they say


or is it where did I read this the, !wah! I think it's the meme somewhere ah you know they say your your job is a vacation from poverty


okay one, are you very active or do you prefer to just relax in your free time


hello, okay <mandarin>我把下面的那个:wo ba xia mian de na ge</mandarin> ya talk I'll tell you, find out if they're all about the gym or all about their couch


, okay <mandarin>可以:ke yi</mandarin> just


, okay,


no I can just accept that and just accept the weight doesn't mean I have to gym hello, true


, I have no choice of that matter ah, okay can okay let's go to the next question


!wah! got a lot of this not very interesting ah (hmm) what is the best slash worst thing about your work slash school


I think that's more selective depending on like the units that you are doing though like for some don't need so much


ya like for me like <mandarin>我就:wo jiu</mandarin> don't really need to, write so much <mandarin>报告:bao gao</mandarin> you know, while considering the ones that I have to write, I think is quite manageable lah like <mandarin>我可以写出写了出来:wo ke yi xie chu xie le chu lai</mandarin> ah


like damn troublesome lah cause cannot find any like, good like <mandarin>资料:zi liao</mandarin> to use mah because depending on the area, might be very niche or something


(mmhmm)


report then reference <mandarin>一下他的:yi xia ta de</mandarin> like first point second point then <mandarin>后面的:hou mian de</mandarin> point <mandarin>都没有用:dou mei you yong</mandarin> Liao


irrelevance, the


okay can, (uh huh) okay can, okay I know you're trying to say the scientific method but okay can, let's go to the next question, (hmm) oh !wow! if you had intro music what song will it be why


, (hmm), so this is trying to say if you had introduction music as a person what like a song that


you know <mandarin>代表:dai biao</mandarin> you as a person, november already eh you haven't wake up then how next year september


okay, okay


no lah if you won't cause they trying to pick a specific song I don't think there is a song that is like


you know only <mandarin>代表:dai biao</mandarin> me as a you know, good like <mandarin>我个人的一个:wo ge ren de yi ge</mandarin> representation


okay


sorry when I was a kid, (hmm) okay <mandarin>我以前的话:wo yi qian de hua</mandarin> like, I think last time for me it's just like !wah! nothing much lah just game all day and then another half my time is just like <mandarin>看小说:kan xiao shuo</mandarin> lor or some other shit


that's pretty much what I did ah I don't think anything else, yes, I understand there's a very insightful look into my life you are welcome


ya, ya ya that's totally what I do every day with like the rest of the you know my classmates and shit


I wanted to say something eh but I forgot I want to say wait what's the question again what's I really into when I was a kid right, (hmm), oh ya I think, this one is a thing like when in JC that time cause everytime I was playing summoners war mah then


then like I will bring my ipad to class and then when like the lesson is going on mind you this is JC so you understand is a stressful time, and then I'll be playing my game on my ipad underneath the table


four people in total besides me, cause no I I've bribed them with deemo cause they know like they can play on my ipad if they want


so we are like just chilling at the back one row sit together, for like, <mandarin>还好:hai hao</mandarin> lah <mandarin>我只是可能老师觉得:wo zhi shi ke neng lao shi jue de</mandarin> like my teacher give up on me or something


then after that is like cause


then like the time got the <mandarin>线下聚会:xian xia ju hui</mandarin> lor then I went to actually meet them you know take photo with cosplay ah for the game I was like super all in that time


cause at the at, (hmm), !huh! no as in it's a SG server, ya, cause they had like this err <mandarin>线下活动:xian xia huo dong</mandarin> thing at like err #dhoby ghaut# there at the cathay


no no no they, no no no they took like one like open area you know when you walk from #dhoby ghaut# station you come out already then got like all the


!walao! eh then <mandarin>当:dang</mandarin> I think I was like, just nineteen twenty, and then they are like twenty two twenty three you know then like !wah! finish already like NS going to go, like err they either in NTU NUS when I'm still in JC and then I was like !wah! these people like !wah! some <mandarin>大哥哥:da ge ge</mandarin> like or some shit then like I a bit scared ah like !wah! they look damn gangster cause got one guy he gym a lot then his size very big


because I think one of them after that just go and work straight or something do their own personal stuff


I then that time I was like (hmm) you know everybody knows ah like <mandarin>你要好好学习:ni yao hao hao xue xi</mandarin> ah but, err didn't actually do it ah


(ppc), I think he was doing wealth he also did finance I think


in NTU or something and then his name was mentioned somewhere like some #zai kia# lah, then <mandarin>另外一个:ling wai yi ge</mandarin> like I think he


summoners' war


is that, that was during ya that was during JC time ah which is like !wah! years ago so I was like damn Ons that time and then our guild was like you know top five per cent and like in asia or some shit we are some guardian players, and then so we just play ah and then we were talking and then like oh can I spawn and farm a guild together


then we just like <mandarin>加:jia</mandarin> each other then <mandarin>就一起玩:jiu yi qi wan</mandarin> lor like that, ah then <mandarin>后来:hou lai</mandarin> I started a youtube channel for this like with my own content lor


then <mandarin>当当时我家有一个:dang dang shi wo jia you yi ge</mandarin> mic, then <mandarin>我后来花了十五块钱:wo hou lai hua le shi wu kuai qian</mandarin> like I went to get the reflector reflector to


okay ah that's true ah but I too lazy to do ah is a lot of a lot of trouble


<mandarin>那个是不同:na ge shi bu tong</mandarin> ah okay but <mandarin>那个是很之前:na ge shi hen zhi qian</mandarin> ah <mandarin>我看之前我看五年:wo kan zhi qian wo kan wu nian</mandarin> Liao I think or something


okay, (mmhmm) okay


then !wah! he's like wasted bro, you know WOW <mandarin>的话因为他在他刚开始:de hua yin wei ta zai ta gang kai shi</mandarin> like the starting when its whole system was like a very good early system to like MMORPG that was a great game ah I'm pretty sure it was from what I've seen what little that I've you know like <mandarin>我看过的一些视频:wo kan guo de yi xie shi pin</mandarin> ah


, ya I mean I do like like RTS games I've played in the shit out of like command and conquer red alert


last time, !wah! red alert two was so great sia I played went back to it like you know just to feel it out, and then when it went to like all the then siberians wars <mandarin>那些乱七八糟的:na xie luan qi ba zao de</mandarin> then like not nice already I feel that's not but RTS games you know turn based this kind of shit I I I do like them


then, okay lah I get it <mandarin>你是那种:ni shi na zhong</mandarin> go for the <mandarin>言辞:yan ci</mandarin> one ah good enough


ya, like cause of the building element, (mmhmm), okay can that's fine what some people play games you know like there's those that play to you know know the law


then there's those that want to just like be the <mandarin>风景党:feng jing dang</mandarin> take photos see the game very nice you know take some screenshot [orh] then look very nice then they can play the game as well what you know they, the satisfaction you get, like from like any kind of like <mandarin>游戏:you xi</mandarin> right like depend on yourself


well the thing is like <mandarin>你这样想:ni zhe yang xiang</mandarin> right the element of fun is also dependent on you so depending on what you want to do like in the in this kind of <mandarin>游戏:you xi</mandarin> right


then that like you know that dictates whether it's gonna be like a <mandarin>一个很好的这样的一个:yi ge hen hao de zhe yang de yi ge</mandarin> experience <mandarin>还是你是觉得:hai shi ni shi jue de</mandarin> okay, I play this game maybe it's a card game then !wah! <mandarin>我这个:wo zhe ge</mandarin> one turn two turn <mandarin>没有没有什么改变:mei you mei you shen me gai bian</mandarin> then like !wah! shit I don't want play already


right or you just play to see the !wah! the card very nice ah is like !wah!, okay ah <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> ah and just try try ah then


<mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> lah that's like one possibility


!huh!


okay lah


then because of that <mandarin>之前他们是只有:zhi qian ta men shi zhi you</mandarin> act one to four <mandarin>所以:suo yi</mandarin> right <mandarin>我每个:wo mei ge</mandarin> character <mandarin>因为他总共要你:yin wei ta zong gong yao ni</mandarin> play like I think go through the same four acts right twelve times before they updated into ten acts so you will be act one to four


and then act one to four even but harder and then will be act one to four again but even harder


it's just like it's about saving time you know just grind and like you know <mandarin>其是最好的节省时间是一个:qi shi zui hao de jie sheng shi jian shi yi ge</mandarin> way


too many ah, it's enough of of my colourful gaming life, come let's go to the next question


okay, next question if, correct what


just game game game only what nothing much, it's fine, okay, if you have any animal as a pet what animal would you choose this is a pointless question for you


ya, ya okay this okay will leave a suspense here for the readers to never find okay next have you ever save an animal's life how about a person's life


(ppc), animals' life or a persons' life, okay, ya


have you have you save a living thing that's the question help you to sum it up okay


okay let's go to the next question, , have you done it and how did it go


of course obviously ah let's just <mandarin>随便讲一下:sui bian jiang yi xia</mandarin> lah, okay you can talk about one of your presentations stories


(uh huh)


, okay diabetes <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> leh


(mmhmm), okay


, okay ah <mandarin>我的话:wo de hua</mandarin> presentation in front of people


cause we are project was like something bicycle related ah then <mandarin>因为我们当时的时候有一个:yin wei wo men dang shi de shi hou you yi ge</mandarin> government initiative mah <mandarin>就是那个:jiu shi na ge</mandarin> twenty twenty sports hub


then <mandarin>我们是要做那种:wo men shi yao zuo na zhong</mandarin> like tandem bikes ah which is like the <mandarin>那种双人的骑着一种脚踏车:na zhong shuang ren de qi zhe yi zhong jiao ta che</mandarin> lor


then


ya the front and back one, ya and then we were we were talking about some bicycle scheme about this ah, and then like I did all the script draw ups and sketch up for this stuff we have to submit a lot of different things I don't remember already


then <mandarin>当时就一直要练:dang shi jiu yi zhi yao lian</mandarin> presentation in front of my classmates lor then <mandarin>我到最后我还是会:wo dao zui hou wo hai shi hui</mandarin> like after I think it's like or once you start getting into


then cause that time, , okay <mandarin>我说我们的那个:wo shuo wo men de na ge</mandarin> teacher <mandarin>那个原话就是:na ge yuan hua jiu shi</mandarin> err I think, follow exactly what I say and you will guarantee an a if do not ah made me repeat myself twice


then <mandarin>他是那种就特别特别:ta shi na zhong jiu te bie te bie</mandarin> strict <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> lor then like in class I think


half no oh okay err not half the all the girls


then <mandarin>就问我们:jiu wen wo men</mandarin> okay <mandarin>谁做了哪一个部分全部都跟我:shui zuo le na yi ge bu fen quan bu dou gen wo</mandarin> list <mandarin>下来然后跟我讲:xia lai ran hou gen wo jiang</mandarin> then you are like a way according to like who did what part lah you're like see who did much ah then he will just warn us lor


like and then like that time we skype mah then <mandarin>做做做做到半觉:zuo zuo zuo zuo dao ban jue</mandarin> then the girl <mandarin>突然就没有声音:tu ran jiu mei you sheng yin</mandarin> then I'm like !huh! hello Jiyong where are you


then after that, then <mandarin>后来我们在赶那个最后的:hou lai wo men zai gan na ge zui hou de</mandarin> report <mandarin>我因为我:wo yin wei wo</mandarin> obviously that time I take up editor lah cause of like to do english ah I I don't want my rest of my teammates to fuck it up


!oops! err ya and then I was like


then I, (mmhmm)


says free rider free rider but ya there's there's definitely some free rider elements, <mandarin>没有办法:mei you ban fa</mandarin> lah, but at least <mandarin>我们最后就这样搞出来一个:wo men zui hou jiu zhe yang gao chu lai yi ge</mandarin> project work a ah


then my that's like my only a in my whole like JC life so sad


okay <mandarin>让我看一下:rang wo kan yi xia</mandarin> what is the strangest dream you ever had


eh <mandarin>我的也有:wo de ye you</mandarin> eh


you know, doesn't it


so like somethings like ya


cause, oh <mandarin>我梦见我被杀你是不是你:wo meng jian wo bei sha ni shi bu shi ni</mandarin>


no, !hais! you know like I got dream before like I Kena shot by like bullet


then like <mandarin>当时就可以感觉到那种:dang shi jiu ke yi gan jue dao na zhong</mandarin> <mandarin>全身:quan shen</mandarin> <mandarin>力气:li qi</mandarin> <mandarin>没有感觉得到痛就感觉那种身上就那种:mei you gan jue de dao tong jiu gan jue na zhong shen shang jiu na zhong</mandarin> like those kind of you know hot warm blood like those kind of feel when like as you lie there and then after that the rest of the mind is just like !wah! panic panic more panic <mandarin>我不知道自己在干什么什么鬼:wo bu zhi dao zi ji zai gan shen me shen me gui</mandarin> then after that I wake up


ya there's this, ya I think it taps on to like your subconsciousness you know so is like all my fears and stuff is just like !wah!


then <mandarin>吓到我:xia dao wo</mandarin> sia wake up <mandarin>之后真的:zhi hou zhen de</mandarin> so like until now I still remember the dream one of those that I can remember, , !huh! <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> what


, I think there's like some other dreams ah that were just like, you know like you wake up at night, cause like <mandarin>正常的那种:zheng chang de na zhong</mandarin> okay I only remember a few not say much good ones that's it


that but <mandarin>正常:zheng chang</mandarin> is like you will remember the nightmares better than your normal like good dreams, right cause like, (mmhmm) <mandarin>对吧:dui ba</mandarin> then cause pain and pleasure mah like both both respond to I think is like


pain is more I guess I don't know, I don't know lah I think it's just like those kind of like <mandarin>负面的:fu mian de</mandarin> reinforcement (ppc)


ya okay now let's go to another question, (hmm) what is the most annoying habit someone can have, true


oh the, ya, (mmhmm)


true, okay <mandarin>你让我想起来:ni rang wo xiang qi lai</mandarin> like last time mine is like


usually is it a guy or girl guy ah


, oh really that's kind of


(mmhmm)


okay


nice, right <mandarin>这种就是:zhe zhong jiu shi</mandarin> like those kind that makes you you know make each other <mandarin>不爽:bu shuang</mandarin> then all's all's great you know life's good


ah true ah, okay let's go to the next one how often do you stay up past three AM


perfect question, ya, okay I'm I'm gonna rephrase this okay err how often do you not stay past three AM


eh, okay go lah, !hais! okay let me choose some other question that is more


okay I found this I think you can give me like <mandarin>一些很好的一些:yi xie hen hao de yi xie</mandarin> opinion, what animal or insects do you wish humans could eradicate


okay true, okay let's not go into that part of the answer I understand your reply,


, (mmhmm), ya, ya I know


okay !wah! the rest of these questions like damn like quite Cui, actually I don't know sia !wah!, all of the sightseeing places I've been are very nice


like I'm not the super <mandarin>风景党:feng jing dang</mandarin> I know like when I take a picture I will be like (hmm), I look at myself then I see like <mandarin>这张好不好看:zhe zhang hao bu hao kan</mandarin> do I look good, (ppc)