okay okay wait so we see the rule again ah the rule is err, you fifty percent then I fifty percent then <mandarin>我们需要讲中文:wo men xu yao jiang zhong wen</mandarin> at least ten percent, then cannot have any <mandarin>红线:hong xian</mandarin> okay can


oh right right right, [orh], err I don't know yet cause like I need to


finish my thesis first like I've just finish all my assignments lah got this one stupid long ass assignment the, err what's it called ah, case formulation ah that one very complicated one then I finish the case formulation already like cause everybody don't know how to do then we finish that one already


are you sure after that invalidate the thing sia, okay okay ya ya ya, singapore siri must be able to understand <mandarin>粗话:cu hua</mandarin> okay okay can ya so I had


ya then had this uh very long presentation lor there was like a fifteen minute solo presentation I don't know how long your presentations are in singapore lah but then fifteen minutes solo here quite long, your solo presentation there how long


ya, it was, it was my longest one I think like twelve minutes err solo then after that three minutes Q&A, ya but then after that I got to submit my thesis in the next two weeks then after that I got to see what I want to know lor


no no no no no err cause the thesis is only a honours thesis, so it's just like you just write the thing then you submit can already the thesis defence is for like PHD and masters I think,


!huh! really ah


I think if you don't write thesis is just harder for you to get into a PHD like the purpose of a PHD is like independent studies err so like you need the honours component to get in or something


I mean at at some at some point you probably do a masters what in your career no meh


eh bro I got some feedback from your computer I don't know why, I don't know I can somewhat hear some !woo! !woo! is that your fan, okay, no ah please it's not me


eh <mandarin>我没有:wo mei you</mandarin> china accent okay <mandarin>你够了:ni gou le</mandarin> hor I this one I very singlish accent okay


hundred eh by eh, hundred percent pure I don't know like, no no not like oh


oh I say <mandarin>水草:shui cao</mandarin> , [orh]


spoon ah same thing just different different name like ya I I went there then I was like err <mandarin>可以给我一个汤匙:ke yi gei wo yi ge tang chi</mandarin> then they were like !huh! <mandarin>勺子啊:shao zi a</mandarin> then I was like err ya


I don't even know eh I like I think I think it depends on like the region also, I have no idea my geography sucks


, I think that was what ah sec sec one or sec two geography


hor, no lah cannot be JC no no no is cannot it's not JC it's confirm not JC, JC <mandarin>我们不需要地理:wo men bu xu yao di li</mandarin> mah <mandarin>我们我们:wo men wo men</mandarin> study geography <mandarin>的那个时候是:de na ge shi hou shi</mandarin> sec three sec four mah


[orh] is it's cause I'm on my bed [bah], , oh no we suck at geography


!hey! my geography got B three from A levels from O levels okay you don't anyhow, you shut up ah you think you so Zai ah, !huh! what do you what do you even use with your geography knowledge now !huh!


exactly, , !aiya!, I want to go japan sia !walao!


!wah! just now my friend send me the photo of Osaka damn nice sia, , eh got got this err news article that I saw today the a lot of singaporeans started going hiking or something cause of the corona


as in it's a it's a thing for you to consider I guess they go to don't know what nature reserve then they hike here hike there


, oh that's so nice


, ya


, ya, like even if they have all these like nature is not natural lor


I, ya I don't know man it's it's just like I don't know the gardens by the bay all that is like a nice, thing but at the same time it doesn't feel natural I just think it has to feel natural


I mean everything in singapore fake one lah the the sand also fake one so, ya we buy from thailand the sand


<mandarin>不是不是新加坡的:bu shi bu shi xin jia po de</mandarin> sand <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> fake sand lor !walao!,


then you still keep in touch with them not, (ppc)


which one, , , ,


oh that's nice ya, uh uh, [orh]


but they actually have to go to fight wars it's not like singapore army


, how is that top secret every rulership also got non-combat, , rejected rejected


, , !aiya! it's okay lah we can we can recreate it if you want


okay can, [orh] okay can eh but I want to know more about your korean class, how,


(uh huh), she don't wait for you give she don't give chance, the the teachers how old one


[orh] then are they proper teachers or they just come here teach korean for fun


, [orh] okay that's cool,


why your english got <mandarin>腔:qiang</mandarin> one sia !walao! I thought you supposed to be speaking singlish oh it speaks of queen english ah so proper english !whoa! !whoa! !whoa! ,


ya sia you supposed to be speaking the singlish english then after that you come more Simi what proper english all !walao!, so you become american when you explain things


, act step Nia !walao!, you can you can choose which class you go to ah


oh


oh so they never they did they charge you when you never go for the class, oh okay okay that's not too bad


I haven't use my SkillsFuture credit yet sia, five hundred dollars can get can do quite a few things I think, ya sia


that sounds fun, then what made you go what you what made you go for korean class


then I thought I thought you say you wanted to learn japanese first then after that why suddenly switched to korean, (hmm)


then no as in but then like why didn't you use your SkillsFuture credit to go for japanese class instead of korean class


, ya I wonder what thing I can use for SkillsFuture sia


(ppc), that sounds fun I would like to upskill in that,


!haiya!, I, !haiya!


(hmm), oh <mandarin>我有两个:wo you liang ge</mandarin> uh oh that was very


so my first internship is with the <mandarin>老人家:lao ren jia</mandarin> then my second intership is with children


then the second one is just <mandarin>照顾:zhao gu</mandarin> like the children, like early day care that kind of thing, can can you can you speak more chinese I need to listen to your chinese to produce chinese


, exactly , ya okay I need to <mandarin>新加坡人的华语:xin jia po ren de hua yu</mandarin> accent


as in they can tell I'm singaporean one lah !walao! <mandarin>我的中我的不是中文:wo de zhong wo de bu shi zhong wen</mandarin> I wanted to say <mandarin>中文我的华语:zhong wen wo de hua yu</mandarin> is very singaporean one okay, ya


!aiya! won't that <mandarin>严重:yan zhong</mandarin> one lah my chinese is very singaporean one lah okay


no lah my I cannot I cannot read a lot of, urn chinese oh the ironic part is that when I study japanese that time right then they use the traditional chinese characters right so I use I use japanese to learn chinese because my japanese better than my chinese like in in terms of in terms of reading also right my japanese also now better than my chinese already it's damn stupid because we spent fourteen years studying chinese then in like four years my japanese already better than my chinese


ya I think no lah I think intrinsic motivation really very important, but ya, like legit I I I I learn so much chinese from japanese like all the so basically right all I have to do is convert the the traditional japanese characters into simple chinese characters then I can understand


it doesn't it doesn't work that way for all the for all the characters though like sometimes when I try and convert it into chinese it just doesn't make sense but like it's very weird because like , when I think in like chinese or japanese right then sometimes the pronunciation Kena mixed up with each other one


like uh the word for like, , dictionary in chinese and japanese is the same like characters but it's pronounced differently, ya


but it's just very confusing lor ya,


, oh no, ya I think ya I think is the I don't know lah our we got some like memory capacity


don't know eh I think it's just where you want to invest your energy in, I mean cause you are like a working adult then you already have like so many things to cope with


was it recording


ya let's hope <mandarin>这次是你的错不是我的错:zhe ci shi ni de cuo bu shi wo de cuo</mandarin> okay if I got to continue this another hour I tell you ah we ask them to pay us double can


!whoa!, !wah! !wah! now you can do now you can do simultaneous translation, err, what is what is direct what is simultaneous translation in chinese


I also don't know, I I was thinking in japanese so I don't know, own err this is not my actual standard because


I'm not actually thinking in chinese I'm just using singlish to think in chinese


oh I very curious sia what is simultaneous translation in, chinese, really meh, err let me see ah


don't know, you, oh ya ya ya you say that time the got so many people smoking then you concern your health that thing


, that is so shag you know what they say if you can't beat them you should join them,


, I think it's like a social activity lor like the sergeant the man all they when they hang out at the smoking point that time then they #gum gum# a bit


actually that time I in army also I smoke a bit, ya ya ya cause, !huh! really ah you didn't know ah, oh really oh shoot ya ya ya, err okay lah as in I didn't have the


I don't know I never Kena addicted to it like I have the thrill and the high from smoking it like I I used to like menthol flavour the most because of the, it it was quite <mandarin>爽:shuang</mandarin> lah honestly like it fills your lungs ya it's quite it's quite <mandarin>爽:shuang</mandarin> like the


(ppc) the menthol feeling right is fills your lungs right then very cooling is like very <mandarin>凉:liang</mandarin> lor, (mmhmm) then ya it's quite tasty also because like oh the cigarettes right got a lot of different kind got funny funny kind one so the one that I like is called ice blast right then you got some button you can push then after that they released the menthol flavour is damn Shiok


then got another one err is the flavour coat the lips so when you smoke that time right then you got a sweet sweet flavour around your mouth, that one also quite fun, no cause like !aiya! it's I don't know lah it's like a social activity I started in


uh in specialist school, like cause I wanted to cause got nothing to do mah everyone very bored then like I hang out with my friends that time then they offer me then I was like actually I want try then they ask me if I'm sure they were they are all quite nice lah they were like eh you sure or not you don't want you just just don't lah you just go back to bunk you wait for us there then we hang out with you there lah then I was like but then you'll everyday hang out here then I also want to hang out mah so I was like okay lah you just let me smoke one stick


then got some of my friends ya then they teach me how to smoke, I ya cause when you stand there you will inhale the secondhand smoke


but how how how what what did you do this time the two weeks, (ppc), eh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait cannot you cannot say so much this kind of thing is uh , as in, not all of it I think some of it is classified then some of it is okay


okay lah as it ya as long as you talk about the the basic things can already lah, [orh]


eh you know the, which which camp are you in, oh okay are you in the east or the west, [orh] ya I also the west I oh I think I got some conspiracy theory everyone who live in the east right all the camp all in the west one then make us travel only


no seriously damn irritating like all my friends right like we all live in the east side like super east side like close to airport side then after that all of us Kena thrown to the west side like like near malaysia there then we were like !walao! make us travel so far


ya eh taxi damn expensive sia travel from one end to the other, ya,


is, honestly like to book out right


let's talk about happier things,


take <mandarin>什么:shen me</mandarin> course, what's that, [orh] your company one ah,


, , , you cannot do make up, oh, (ppc)


(ppc)


uh, uh, ya


so so you you you're Gum with them but you not like friendly friendly lah like you can, ya I guess, !aiya! I guess it's the same for a lot of people lah like even my even my closest like friends in the army we just stay as like


army kind of friends we won't go out of our way to, some only only only some of them lah but like not not all lah I think it's just like


[orh], [orh] but do do you do you have friends though like in your platoon or whatever


okay lah I think I think trust is quite important leh like it when you working in a section then after that you go and do all those dangerous shit


(uh huh), uh


top floor [orh] shag, oh that's shag


!wah! so nice ah someone, !whoa!, !huh! got someone smaller than you one meh,


!aww! that's nice


that's nice, , !wah!


oh my god eh ya eh my platoon also got some guy like that's sia like, in army that time he damn he damn <mandarin>肥:fei</mandarin> one then he everything also #slacky slacky# then after that suddenly he come out that time then he got girlfriend then he everyday go gym five days a week then after that suddenly come out damn buff then he come back reservists that time we were like he he buffer than all the sergeants combines sia


, legit eh eh I quite buff now leh I I go gym but then like even now even now right I I like that also ah then, !wah! then after that he come out he really got two big guns leh then we were like eh you bigger than the weapon leh you go and carry everything for us lah !walao! he we were like eh you one person go and prep everything Sua


, legit eh he can anyhow he can anyhow eh his biceps one biceps can like lift the battalion like that one eh, ya so I don't know what he do lah I think he do some magic outside lah, I think honestly it's because of his girlfriend because he wanted to <mandarin>追:zhui</mandarin> the <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> #chio bu# ya he wanted to play the cause we all ask him eh you why why you suddenly so buff ah like in army that time you so Slacky don't do anything one then after that he said !aiya! sergent must understand I want to go and <mandarin>追:zhui</mandarin> the #chio bu# ah then we were like !walao! your the motivation ah serious


, ya, !wah! but seriously he go everyday then !wah! his one I think his his his biceps in the free time also play with the matador one


do I look buff do I look do I look buff here, I hope I hope I do, !wah! <mandarin>有一点:you yi dian</mandarin> only !walao!, , , !haiya!, (ppc) I I feel quite <mandarin>壮:zhuang</mandarin> leh


!wah! you enough, that one I cannot, , oh thanks , !wah! !oi! wanna seriously that that guy is just that one next level really really


(ppc), my got so many of my man got baby already, my man had baby my man had baby during NS


like I don't even know how we only book out once a week, then after that suddenly no he got two babies during NS eh that's like that's why we were like !huh! you during NS that time do what sia we everyday we go out on the weekend we go and party party then after that he don't go home and do with his girlfriend


no but the thing is he's like so broke and poor he can't even afford the child so we're like with him we all feel damn bad cause like we know how broke he is, !aiya! no lah as in he still got some morals lah


!haiya! just say poor thing lah you know, !haiya!


(ppc), talk about happier things leh !walao!


I think the I think the I think the fellow listening to this also Kena depression Liao lor, oh ya true hor after that oh the AI also Kena depression lor


ya, what else shall we talk about, !huh! haven't finish yet ah


uh


what kind of field, actually ya NS is quite a good place to get connections


uh everyone everyone got their skills lor, that's cool what's, what's his main job, !huh! then the then the side job leh


that's quite cool, everyone got their own way of making money lah it's quite cool, ,


, oh that's damn funny, , !aiya!


connections are very important lah I think NS is quite a good place to get connections


[seh] you super <mandarin>拍马屁:pai ma pi</mandarin> !walao!


!wah!, so basically your entire reservist was trying to test out your interpersonal skills


that's good that's good that's good that's good, , !huh! what's that


really, !wow! I didn't know that, oh it's cause it's cause I never go back for reservist that's why I don't know


eh I go back one time already lor <mandarin>够了:gou le</mandarin> hor, was as in my unit has only gone back three times so far what so out of the three times only I've got back once already not bad, eh it's not my fault the one of the years where was I


one of the years I was stuck here, then another year I was in japan so not my #dai ji#


, , , this kind of awards I think is the sergeants decide one


no like the when the man get awards is usually the sergeant pick then when the sergeant get award is usually the officer pick


!aiya! I think is your positive mindset lah like the past few times you go back for reservist and you go back for NS that time you quite negative then now you like very positive then you take, the initiative to do things I think is quite good lah


eh, !aiya! ya I don't


I don't know like I enjoy seeing your personal growth but at the same time I dislike how it's so formulaic like, you, have this approach where like oh you have this problem then you very problem solving everything got answer that kind of thing I think it's a good thing


but at the same time like I don't know it just feels very formulaic, ya


I mean if it if it works for you it works lah I mean I can see the results and you're a happier person because of that so I'm I'm happy you, like I think I think like you've been spending quite a lot of time on trying to figure out this interpersonal problem of yours and


it hasn't worked out in the past few years but now you found a pattern where it's working out for you and I think that's a good thing, ya


ya I think like cause interpersonal things also require your personality and like how you deal with things, like it has to show, so ya I'm ya your progress quite good , very impressive


and like, and like you've only been in the working world for like one one year, ya not even not even one year !wow!, ya !aiyo! I don't know I think like the working world makes a person, like the self development it just speeds up like a lot faster than just being in uni or in school


I should I don't know I feel that's the observation cause like now when I'm in honours right my uh supervisor I ask him if I should apply for post grad and like, to do stuff and he says that


he can feel like he knows that I haven't gone out into the workplace like as a professional before, like cause he's also a psychologist right like, no no no no it's not about my accent it's like the way I present myself like he knows that I've got military experience


!huh!, for the recording, switch my accent for what, oh <mandarin>讲中文是吗哎呀我忘了讲中文:jiang zhong wen shi ma ai ya wo wang le jiang zhong wen</mandarin> hor okay ya ya ya


ya <mandarin>他他说我需要去做工作一点:ta ta shuo wo xu yao qu zuo gong zuo yi dian</mandarin> lor like


urm <mandarin>不是不是:bu shi bu shi</mandarin> uh <mandarin>不是丰富不丰富的问题就是:bu shi feng fu bu feng fu de wen ti jiu shi</mandarin> , like, it's just not professional enough


(hmm), he just says like I need to grow as a person


ya but has to be <mandarin>自然:zi ran</mandarin> also lor


, ya


(mmhmm), you like say you say a few lah, !huh!


okay congratulations,


(ppc)


!wah! but then if you want to reach that kind of is like standard for the japanese quite high eh if you want to like be professional work don't know what thing


you you you know that I also cannot do that right, no as in no I cannot do the proper


eh you need you need at least an, is no no no no my Kanji my traditional word writing is not N two level bro


ya I I saw I saw the I saw the traditional uh chinese character list for, that level is quite hard I think I'm about entry level only


ah I can't wait to get out of school man <mandarin>我快点要毕业:wo kuai dian yao bi ye</mandarin> then <mandarin>然后做我自己想做的东西:ran hou zuo wo zi ji xiang zuo de dong xi</mandarin> !walao! the study for test study everyday I go mad already sia !walao!


(mmhmm)


I think it's about mindset ah


working part time for them right is already part of your life


I don't think it's it's not a competition like when I made that statement it was just like a


during school versus, in real life, because to me like I haven't had that freedom to do whatever I want because all my free time is usually used for studying, and watching anime so I just want to as in watching anime is how I de stress from studying so like


, that was last year, that was before COVID, before COVID bro, as in, eh that is a very long time then this entire the entire year this year I was studying okay


really, <mandarin>讲真:jiang zhen</mandarin> <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> !aiya!


I can't wait man, I think it's like the mental energy from study, doing things that is quite draining like, it's not about how much time you spend doing something but how much energy you use because like, when you are a student that time then you concentrate all your energy on studying mah


but then when you're an adult it depends on what you concentrate on also like say for example if <mandarin>你每天过做工的时候你百分之百在做你的工:ni mei tian guo zuo gong de shi hou ni bai fen zhi bai zai zuo ni de gong</mandarin> when you get home I I think you also shag until you cannot do your own thing already


ya that's why you have the discipline and the focus to <mandarin>你你已经:ni ni yi jing</mandarin> you already calculate how much energy you need for your after work activity so you budget your energy it's not like you <mandarin>百分之一百:bai fen zhi yi bai</mandarin> at your work


so ya I think budgetting your energy quite important, like


that's that's that's


(mmhmm), !wah! that's just, !wah! <mandarin>用成语出来:yong cheng yu chu lai</mandarin>


hello


!wah! today quite Sian leh this morning I wake up damn early then like, !aiyo! ask my dad to buy like breakfast for me but he say <mandarin>你自己你自己你自己去买早餐:ni zi ji ni zi ji ni zi ji qu mai zao can</mandarin> lah <mandarin>为什么要我帮你买:wei shen me yao wo bang ni mai</mandarin> then I just !aiya! never mind lah so I just went to start my lesson


with a empty stomach then I was quite hungry , what about you


what the hell, at first I thought you said you saw a <mandarin>蟑螂:zhang lang</mandarin> then I was thinking I want I wanted to ask you but <mandarin>蟑螂:zhang lang</mandarin> can fly or not, that's the main question you know damn scary Wei if the <mandarin>蟑螂:zhang lang</mandarin> can fly, so what else what else tell me more tell me more


!wah! why you suddenly ask for me I was about to ask I thought you say you today got test how did you do how did you do for it


ya I feel you !aiya! then you tell your mum, ya so, ya so so your paper today basically still can <mandarin>及格:ji ge</mandarin> lah basically not bad right still can pass lah since you say you do not bad


you know actually just now right actually just now I lie to you lah just now ah when I was doing my math homework actually ah I had a class ongoing, but then <mandarin>然后:ran hou</mandarin> cause the teacher talk like some <mandarin>死蟑螂:si zhang lang</mandarin> like that then I just !aiya! never mind so I just muted and then I go and do my math homework ke


my god


!walao! eh <mandarin>你讲讲这样久我差一点睡着吗你知道吗:ni jiang jiang zhe yang jiu wo cha yi dian shui zhao ma ni zhi dao ma</mandarin> !wah! you talk until I lie on I lie on my pillow I almost fall asleep already you know, !wah! but ya actually now that I think about it right


!wah! Jialat leh if if I'm lecturer ah then I teach my class maybe like HBL, you know it's fine it's really like quite bad that you know students don't need to turn on their camera or like their microphone, then it's it's it's literally like you are talking to a wall already just imagine just imagine you are lecturer then you're teaching students then you ask a question


hello, what's what's the answer to this question after that it's just dead silent !wah! just imagine that !wah! Jialat leh, I will want to kill myself eh oh my gosh, eh I thought


I thought I thought your mum I thought you tell me your mom gonna cook you <mandarin>炒饭:chao fan</mandarin> you know your favourite and my favourite also ah why you suddenly become #hor fun#


!wah! <mandarin>你搞笑:ni gao xiao</mandarin> leh <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> !huh! <mandarin>你自己不是有一个什么:ni zi ji bu shi you yi ge shen me</mandarin> rice is life underscore SG Instagram account !huh! <mandarin>哪里可以没有饭的家里哪里有这种东西的:na li ke yi mei you fan de jia li na li you zhe zhong dong xi de</mandarin> come on


!huh! and some more


what kind of stupid logic what kind of stupid logic is that, !aiyo!


!wah! <mandarin>你小气:ni xiao qi</mandarin> ah hello, I I three years ago I already know you damn <mandarin>小气:xiao qi</mandarin> person bro small small thing ah you can like you will remember forever one !huh! maybe today I maybe accidentally maybe, oh I forget to I forget I forget when's your birthday for you you ask me when's when's my birthday then I tell you oh err december but I don't know which day !wah! you will remember forever one <mandarin>三个月后:san ge yue hou</mandarin> you still can tell me


you you also that time will forget my birthday ah !huh! then you angry what the heck bro time to grow up bro, !wah! then !wah! freaking hell just because <mandarin>你不喜欢:ni bu xi huan</mandarin> celeste then <mandarin>你不要去那个:ni bu yao qu na ge</mandarin> cafe hello come on lah, that is a bit, too much man just go lah


when am I free this week err let me think, err sunday is good I I mean sunday is good right I I mean I don't have school on monday is just HBL and then it's back to that


you know that that that <mandarin>女:nv</mandarin> that female teacher ya, honestly


hello <mandarin>你在讲什么东东什么:ni zai jiang shen me dong dong shen me</mandarin> cream !huh! Lim-Peh <mandarin>的脸那么帅哪里需要放:de lian na me shuai na li xu yao fang</mandarin> cream <mandarin>的那个:de na ge</mandarin> cream <mandarin>应该是我帮我妈妈买的:ying gai shi wo bang wo ma ma mai de</mandarin> lah !huh! I think my mother tell me to go and buy the facial cream I don't know what cream is called lah


this kind of girl stuff uh I don't remember what is it called lah but it's just some cream for her, it's it's literally for her like I don't know some spots on her face, when did I ever recommend you some cream !huh! <mandarin>你自己自己中了那个:ni zi ji zi ji zhong le na ge</mandarin> cream <mandarin>这么多:zhe me duo</mandarin> pimple <mandarin>你拿来怪我:ni na lai guai wo</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你搞笑:ni gao xiao</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> ah <mandarin>你妈妈讲你丑我也觉得你丑:ni ma ma jiang ni chou wo ye jue de ni chou</mandarin> [orh]


oh my god ya eh anyways backtrack a bit ah your acne


you say is what random clinic, !huh! at clementi one ah we can go tomorrow lah see how it goes may hopefully you can get you to look


oh my cousin ah oh my god to be honest I, haven't really checked on her yet ah ha, but ya, like last week she she got into an accident then she I I I mean it's not really a big accident cause like she was driving then she


she was having a call with a customer with a client then she got quite pissed off, so she didn't really focus on like the road lah so she got into a mini accident, I mean, nothing much lah she just got a little scar, like on her on her I think is elbow ya I think is her elbow so she just went to the hospital for like for what I don't know what you call that like <mandarin>包装:bao zhuang</mandarin> no no no not <mandarin>包装包装:bao zhuang bao zhuang</mandarin> is for bottle err


ya a bandage a bandage, but nothing much lah it's it's pretty okay


oh my god are you even listening, is my cousin, and the it is not a scar okay it's a okay it might be a scar but it's a bruise on her freaking elbow not her knee not her head not her nose not her buttock her knees eh not her neck oh my god not her knees her elbow


the cake, what cake did you order it without without discussing it with me


what her cat keep come coming into my house, what you are talking about I mean are you talking about the cat that's always outside my house but comes in when there's nobody at my house if that's what you're talking about !wah! let me tell you !wah! there's this one time it came to my house and then it ran into my room okay actually I I didn't know it was in my house yet but


it freaking hid the section where I I place all my underwear's you know ya ya ya after that so after that when I came home I want to I wanted to shower so I went to the room and then I saw the cat there so I tried to approach it


and then, what do you think happen !huh! what do you think happened it freaking scratch me, after that I got scratch, !wah! it was damn painful !wah!, at first it was like I was thinking !wah! the cat damn cute I just I just wanted to like you know like like


what do you call it, stroke it no no not stroke it like what what you'd I don't know what you'd what what's the action called like you know like caress it's chin or something like that ya ya pet it ya ya ya I wanted to pat it's head then like pet no not pet it's chin what is it called like


I don't know massage it's chin or something then carry it but !wah!, get the living hell out of me man


my god can I just say, like you you say your computer keep crashing right mine literally has the same problem what the heck, oh my gosh I still remember that time like I was working on a project not exactly or a report I need to I need to write a report for my engineering stuff


and then right I was writing halfway, then the computer crash, which means I need to do it again and then it crash like freaking three times in a row so I got so fed up, I should have realised you know, there's there's this there's Google docs everything will be safe there


but you know what no worries your computer crash my computer crash <mandarin>没有问题我下个星期三我跟:mei you wen ti wo xia ge xing qi san wo gen</mandarin> Aces repair centre <mandarin>有约会我们一起去:you yue hui wo men yi qi qu</mandarin> okay, settle, !wah! honestly right, actually just now when you were talking about you know like the old people very lonely


I had this like one experience like I I think it's SIA during my secondary school days then I went to this


at first she look like she look quite normal like, you know like a straight face so I, and then we had a job what we need to like go and interact with them and stuff so I like I went to talk to one of them lah, and then she told me like, you know her


her children, like throw her into this care centre because like they don't want to take care of her which is like what the hell it's like I was like damn sadden by it lah, then she tell me like, at first I ask her like then why would you


be at this care centre can't you take care of yourself I mean, you she should have like some CPF savings what right, then she told me like, like she used to live in like like quite a big house but then, as then her husband like pass away already what so like they need to split like the


the what you call that ya the inheritance then, inheritance, I don't know what happened but the the children like her children like I don't think did something with the will or something then she didn't get a single cent out of the inheritance then it was damn sad, then I'm just thinking like next time when I grow up I'm not gonna freaking send my parents to old folks home I'm gonna like take care of them I'm gonna give them like the best life they've ever had they've never had you know


!wah! just saddens me so much ya


I was talking about sending my parents, I was talking about sending our parents not our grandparents


!huh! <mandarin>脾气:pi qi</mandarin> very <mandarin>坏:huai</mandarin> I don't know man I mean


we've all been through that you know the the rebellious stage I mean I was there at primary five I was like damn violent and like very vulgar also I'll I'll always like talk back my parents I mean I mean that's part of growing up man I mean you can't blame me everybody goes through that stage pretty sure you you were there too I'm pretty sure of that


I mean back then when I was like at that rebellious stage, I would like freaking everyday I'm supposed to come home like six I would like come home later than six maybe nine ten sometimes even twelve AM, and then my parents will just cane me and hit me you know but


I I wouldn't I'll I'm I'm I'm not I wouldn't even care you know I'll just give them that stare you know that death stare like I wanna fight them you know you know I'm a boss I'm gangster but, Neh, I mean people grow lah just let him grow you know give him time


he will slowly grow and mature into a fine man I think I hope, I mean he's doing pretty well with his studies what he's getting like literally all A's I mean so I mean I'm not saying that if your studies is good then your attitude don't matter but


I think is fine lah right the, I think it's fine you know


okay 一个 Pandan cake <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> chocolate cake, nice catching up with you to grow I will just see you tomorrow right co


eh hi joff how are you what do you do today


!wah! that's sad for you today I ate my favourite #bak chor mee# I know that's your favourite also but too bad your father don't want to buy for you, but then today you know right at the stall at the #bak chor mee# stall right


!wah! I saw a <mandarin>蟑螂:zhang lang</mandarin> eh super huge you know, !wah! I cannot take it but then no choice because I already bought the food so I have to eat it if not I'll go I'll go to class with a empty stomach, !aiya!


ya lor then that's my morning, then after that after I finished my noodles, I took the bus on the way to school, ya then I saw this aunty on the bus, then she


she look a bit like your aunty eh is it your aunty remember that time err, I go your house to <mandarin>拜年:bai nian</mandarin> then after that I saw your aunty helen look like your aunty eh ya then after that


err after I alight the bus then I walk to school I walk to school then I see all my friends and I walk to class with them, !wah! but today them tiring because right, I got so many assignments eh <mandarin>一二三四五六七个七个:yi er san si wu liu qi ge qi ge</mandarin> assignments <mandarin>要交你懂吗这么多:yao jiao ni dong ma zhe me duo</mandarin> plus right some more


today is monday and my lessons end at six, today you leh what you do


!wah! today's test, quite hard actually harder harder than I expected it to be ah because err my teacher say, it's not that hard


but then, when the paper when I did the paper today, it was super super hard like Jialat really, ya then after that I have a hard time, I have a hard time answering the questions [orh] but


I still tried my best lah you know, ya then after the class I ask everyone for answers, !wah! then


eh darryl your answer for question two is it, B, then darryl tell me is C !huh! I so confuse because all the other questions right, they put C I put C for all the questions so how can it be this question also also C right


!aiya! but then I I go and ask Diyanah, eh Diyanah did you get C or B then Indiana say she get A, !aiyo! Diyanah confirm get wrong already that question but ya I think, I still think I did pretty okay for my test ah even though it was very hard but


yesterday I stay up to study [orh] like, ya but then I have to drink, three cups of #kopi O# you know or not, three cups of #kopi O# eh and then yesterday [orh] I sleep at three AM also super super tired


ya then, ya then yesterday because I stay up until three my mum damn angry at me so she yell at me she say right, then she's she keep using that excuse to blame she keep using that excuse to blame the pimples on my face but clearly I have pimples right because


I am very stress and even though yes my sleep does effect but I feel like the main concern is because of my the main problem is, the stress that I am facing not irregular sleep because last time right I used to


I used to sleep super super late but then I don't even have any pimples at all, ya but then now my mum always insult me she always say


!aiyo! actually right a lot of people do that nowadays for home based learning, like they just don't they just don't care about the lecturers, which I feel kind of bad because the lecturers wake up so early to conduct their lectures online but then you know the students they just mute the teacher


then they just go back to sleep, honestly, I feel guilty of this as well but, slowly I'm changing lah you know, because, now, when we are transitioning into phase three already we must


ya like I feel like, I must put more effort in my school work lor since everything now physical lessons right is like, way harder than way harder than, way harder than way harder than home based learning ya so now every time I have lectures online I always err I always like try participate you know


feel very bad for teacher you feel me super super bad, ya then today okay lah actually you asked me about my test right I think, can pass lah can pass


but then is quite hard leh because err remember I remember I told you before, I was learning this err module also we learn the same module right the engineering math, !wah! super hard it's like


my mind is like all over the place and I'm just, like, like <mandarin>我真的在发呆你懂吗我我:wo zhen de zai fa dai ni dong ma wo wo</mandarin> just like


just like daydream serious and, ya but then now K lah now we are year two students already we must take our studies more seriously


ya lor ya but today, besides that uh quite rush also because err later I have piano lessons uh so, ya then I still that's why I have to watch my lectures on the train


on the way home lor, ya but then one good thing is when I reach home right, my mom gonna make food for me !yay! and it's my favourite food some more she gonna she gonna cook #hor fun# and all that nice stuff that I like because today is monday and today is her off day


ya but then actually, actually my my piano lessons right, I'm I'm thinking of cancelling leh because, I think you hor <mandarin>那个老师:na ge lao shi</mandarin> hor she really a bit rude to me you know plus, I feel like her teaching is not the best


what else ah besides my piano lesson, after my piano lesson I'm going to, do some of my projects and then I'm gonna call my classmates, err via Zoom, ya my classmates they


honestly I don't really like them that much because, they are kind of, they're they're kind of like not participative you know they just always wanna do their own stuff


and they don't they're not so, active when it comes to group work like, it's like this is group work you know we're supposed to work as a team not


you I know okay lah maybe we are not, we are not on the best terms like


but this is still group work and you need to put in effort, because if you don't put in effort, everyone's grades


!aiya! I just kind of like done with them already but, no choice ah no choice, ya after my project I think that's the end of my day then


I'll just, probably I think I'll finished my project around one AM


after one AM, then <mandarin>我可以去睡觉了:wo ke yi qu shui jiao le</mandarin> [loh], how about you how's your night gonna be like today


exactly,


!aiya! I tell you why because right, ah my aunty and my uncles they all stay over at my house you know because I think, their workplace a bit inconvenient for them to go and it's nearer to my house so recently right all my <mandarin>米饭:mi fan</mandarin> right my mom cook finish already so don't don't have err enough rice to cook <mandarin>炒饭:chao fan</mandarin> today so she no choice cook #hor fun# [orh] but


actually #hor fun# <mandarin>也不错:ye bu cuo</mandarin> lah I kind of like also plus the one she cook is like, way better than the food court opposite the food court one is like !wah! super watery like <mandarin>水水:shui shui</mandarin> one like I cannot take it's so it is like so super super blend you know ya and some more when my mom cook right


she add a lot of the <mandarin>料:liao</mandarin> !wah! super tasty she cook my favourite prawn, then she put all the all the very nice <mandarin>菜:cai</mandarin> that I like because you I tell you ah you know the food court the <mandarin>菜:cai</mandarin> [orh] honestly I always never eat one, ya I always put one side but then when my mum cook I will eat because her cooking lah is the best


ya even my <mandarin>阿嬷:a ma</mandarin> also say like, !wah! <mandarin>你的你煮的比较好吃那个:ni de ni zhu de bi jiao hao chi na ge</mandarin> food court <mandarin>的:de</mandarin> hor <mandarin>这么咸我才不会吃老人家不会吃不会吃这么咸的东西:zhe me xian wo cai bu hui chi lao ren jia bu hui chi bu hui chi zhe me xian de dong xi</mandarin> which I totally agree with her ah because you know my grandma is getting on


uh getting is getting she's getting older you know she's catching up on on age she needs to eat healthier food she cannot eat so salty, like all the<mandarin>油炸:you zha</mandarin> things right cannot you know if not it's bad for health I think that explains why she's so old right but she still so <mandarin>强壮:qiang zhuang</mandarin> legit she like super super fit


ya now I sometimes I still go hiking with her, and then you know I go hiking with my my <mandarin>阿嬷:a ma</mandarin> right, is like everytime I tell my mum that


then I I I will tell her, eh <mandarin>妈很丢脸:ma hen diu lian</mandarin> leh then cause she lose to <mandarin>阿嬷:a ma</mandarin> but then my mum will just give excuse then she say, but okay lah understandable


I think it's good though actually that my grandma go out to exercise, because I find that nowadays old people they don't really, they don't really go out err to be active or anything you know I think that that increases the risk of


uh dementia and all that kind of illness or like err loneliness, in old people ya so when I when I'm old right, I'll tell my <mandarin>孙子:sun zi</mandarin> to always bring me out to hiking because I really don't wanna get dementia when I'm old ya besides that Mahjong


just, just <mandarin>跟朋友谈天:gen peng you tan tian</mandarin> this kind of things, you know will will just keep your mind healthy, so ya !wah! I don't know how I talk until my <mandarin>阿嬷:a ma</mandarin> from #hor fun# but


but sorry ah next time


make sense or not, this is not stupid logic is makes perfect sense because you see, if, you have a lot of something means you don't like the thing what and since I like rice


then it's natural that my rice will, you know my rice source will deplete so easily, but ya how can you not love rice everyone loves rice you feel me and plus honestly


now, COVID and all, everything is so scarce now we must you I mean it's not very very bad but, we're we still need to manage our finances you cannot eat whenever we like I mean ya lah it's good to have three meals a day fill up your tummy but just


now I'm more conscious and, uh I'm I'm aware ah of not wasting food especially, important grains such as rice which was like, !wah! it was basically extinct from the supermarket when COVID hit like everyone will just soaking up like crazy you know especially like


toilet paper or, actually what did people stock up during COVID ah I think it's just toilet paper, or they stock up on a lot of like canned food, fruits then they stock up on milk all that kind of essential things but honestly right


from, from my experience now, I find that, its irritating like they really I don't know what they're thinking but


(ppc) even though this is a pandemic , even though this a pandemic right, you don't have to act as if, the world is gonna end you will have to stock up on all the food now or else you'll be hungry forever I don't think it works that way lah but you know singaporeans so Kiasu everyone always wanna get the best


!aiya! cannot sometimes really cannot stand singaporeans but I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing ah ya, like that lor eh you know hor recently I heard there's this cafe in, orchard you want to go try or not I heard hor the latte super super nice and


very creamy, ya and I think I heard around they also have like a wide variety of cakes I don't know whether you want to try or not but then hor you know that time the girl I don't like celeste ya she go there you know celeste or not I don't like her then then she go to that cafe so now


go to the cafe already lah but honestly actually the cafe is quite nice I feel like I still wanna go but


ya but K lah shouldn't be like that lah that's why I ask you [orh] whether you want to go to the cafe or not when you free this week


[orh] miss Tan ah actually, ya actually hor you know what I feel, I suspect that miss Tan is married to my teacher, mister Goh because, I saw err her wallpaper and it kind of looks like mister Goh so I think


miss Tan and mister Goh are married, but actually ya lah you got a point lah I know, I know I'm very petty person, but it's just very hard to change okay because, ya lah like you will see that's


three years ago <mandarin>这么久了你还要讲:zhe me jiu le ni hai yao jiang</mandarin> you don't feel like it's so, you know people change and things change you cannot just, bring up something from so long ago and use it against me


it is the head, I know I'm this kind of person but I'm matured already okay, but ya I really scared I will see celeste there cause honestly I really don't like her


she's so cocky when it comes to her work, and she's so she's so annoying as well you know she's super super lazy she don't do her work at all that's why I also don't like her, but you know what


since we're already gonna graduate just be like <mandarin>好朋友:hao peng you</mandarin> with everyone, if not like that we won't be happy you know just, breath and let go, ya but I don't know how to react when she when I see her at the cafe you know if we if we go to the cafe I don't know how to react when I see her she will probably just


look at me wave, and she will probably start conversation with me, but I really don't wanna to talk to her you know I just find like, our conversations are so boring


and, it doesn't the thing she say don't add value to the conversation so why am I still hanging it with her, ya, and then sometimes ya sometimes celeste, she don't put enough effort in her work and style so I think


ya lor, that's about it about celeste but, to be honest we're all gonna graduate in a year's time


just <mandarin>放下吧:fang xia ba</mandarin> ya, that's about it but okay actually sunday sounds okay for me sunday is a good day for me, sunday


can lah because you, HBL home based learning, on monday so we both free we can go cafe, !wah! wonderful so it's set ah I see you on sunday actually I also got something else to ask you you know last time


last time err you bought the you bought the facial cream from the, The Face Shop right, !wah! I buy also [orh] <mandarin>我整个脸:wo zheng ge lian</mandarin> [orh] pimple eh <mandarin>很多:hen duo</mandarin> pimple <mandarin>你懂吗:ni dong ma</mandarin> !wah! I blame you for it because you were the one who recommend me


really like now my face super a lot of pimples I really hated so much like, that's why just now I told you right my mum, my mum she say


then I tell her cannot say this about your own daughter lah you know, ya but honestly I think it's the cream that you recommended to me, what what do you think is it do you think it's the cream, did it make you break out as well


eh sorry sorry actually, I think I misunderstood you now that when I think about it right you are right you didn't recommend it to me your mum did


but, anyways I'm thinking of going to a dermatologist tomorrow, to, go and enquire about why my face have so much pimples, ya but people tell me it is because I eat a lot of heat food


but when I think about it right, the food I eat is not really that heat it's, it's quite healthy actually I eat a lot of salads I drink a lot of water I try to exercise to keep fit but to no avail I have no idea I'm super frustrated by this


!aiya! I don't know what to do, then I went to search online also, to to see why what what are some problems, what are some problems that will cause skin acne because ah I tell you something


it makes me very sad, ya and then when I search about it err some information came up and then, they say is err hormonal imbalance


but I'm super confused because right like all along I I've had really good skin, it's very <mandarin>滑:hua</mandarin> and very <mandarin>嫩:nen</mandarin> not to praise myself but, ya my skin has always been nice and I'm really frustrated by my acne right now


okay but enough talk about my acne, how's your cousin doing I heard she's hospitalised right


which means this, translates to, the road is equals to the tiger's mouth which means that the road is very dangerous so


actually your sister is in the wrong for this she shouldn't be using her phone she shouldn't she shouldn't let her emotions, she shouldn't let her emotions control how control what she's doing at the moment because she might never know even though this is just a small scar on her


on her ankle is it or her knee ah, is her scar on the ankle or knee


I'm so sorry joff, I've just had a long day and I'm very tired so I might, I might be hearing the wrong things, but I swear I'm listening to you okay


[orh] ya but, on her on her elbow right, ya I think, it's lucky that, her injuries are not that severe


if not you can already imagine the fees, the hospital fees, will be crazy and also, ya you know your sister, eh not your sister sorry your cousin I know your cousin for so long


I cannot I cannot afford to see her get into any car accident or, or worse you know I don't even wanna imagine the worst that could happen to her but, can you please tell her to


drive safe you know don't take this as a lesson learnt because, maybe next time it would not be, just a small scratch on the elbow it might it might be something way worse than that and even worse it might even implicate someone else's life which is the worst case scenario so


please help me tell her that because recently, I've been really this article, about err, mother and mother and son, they got into car accident !wah!


four five days straight she was crying and crying I don't know how she even survive <mandarin>她也没有吃东西她也没有喝东西:ta ye mei you chi dong xi ta ye mei you he dong xi</mandarin> she just


stood by the bed she cry and cry, very very very sad story then the son was in a coma but after that the son died, !wah! imagine the, imagine the heart pain that the mom felt


super cool !wah! I really feel like, if I was in her position I wouldn't know what to do, that's why I find that she's super she's a very brave person, ya even though all this


happen she still choose to forgive the driver, which I think it is quite rare nowadays because everyone, we always hold grudges, we don't ever open our hearts to forgive other people


forgive and forget, which I think, it's very noble of her to do so, ya but ya I was just watching the documentary and then it really broke my heart, ya then


the mom, the mom I, she lives around my area because everytime I see her she always like <mandarin>聊天:liao tian</mandarin> with my mom, she always just, she living around


my house area so I was quite shocked when I saw her at the exercise corner, she doing she was doing err #tai chi# with some of the older aunties there, ya but I I was afraid to approach her because I'm very scared that I might offend her in any way


they just wanted to, just, give her some words of encouragement but I think it's been a few years so it's fine I think she's she might not be over it but


she's definitely better she, she I think what really motivated her was just the love of her, family members you know she she told herself


for them for them I need to master up my courage and live life, cannot just, be depress you know ya she she still has a husband and, and her in loss right so she must


be brave and then face this obstacle in life, !wah! then the documentary quite sad also because I remember this one specific line she said that really hit me, she say


I don't think anyone should blame themselves for things that they can't control, uh very <mandarin>心痛:xin tong</mandarin> when I watch that when I watch that documentary I recommend you to watch it as well because


that really changed my life it gave me a, it gave me a new perspective on life and then it help me appreciate my mum help me appreciate my, grandparents as well you know every time, tell my mum


then I think of the video I'll take back my words ah then I will just, you know instead of instead of just give her positive err criticism instead of


just straight up telling her her cooking is not nice, ya and also I find that, because, ya actually that one is my grandmother taught me one


as a person, you need to appreciate things that we have, and all that because you might not know, when, it'll be gone in just a a few seconds nobody can predict the future


, ya that's quite a actually there's quite a sad topic to talk about ah, ya we were supposed to, we were supposed to have our cake ah the cake haven't arrived yet is it did you get the cake just now


-, oh my wait I thought you were supposed to get the cake, !aiya! sorry I a bit blur today


I was supposed to get it, I keep thinking that, you were supposed to buy it because <mandarin>你跟那个老板是好朋友:ni gen na ge lao ban shi hao peng you</mandarin> what so it should be natural that you go and get it instead of me, but it's okay after after after this


I will just go and get it from him instead, I really wanted cake though like the Pandan cake is actually really really nice and, the red velvet also, ya speaking of cakes ah


actually, uh one thing that I've been doing, nowadays ah is to, learn how to bake, ya, because, I find that, baking is a very


it's very therapeutic ah, I find that, when I bake right, all my troubles just go away I'm just, very focused on baking, ya and, actually I I enjoy err


I enjoy sharing my baked goods with my neighbours as well, they they really look like they enjoy especially the the aunty who lives next door to me ah she's very sweet she's a very very sweet lady, and she is always wearing this err pink T shirt


and she's always carrying those uh like traditional chinese umbrellas which I think it is really nice so one day I just, I just approach her and I just ask her


uh ya because it looked very unique it looks like it's from the olden times and then she just told me


the how, old the fan is how many years of, history that fan has and then she told me her grandmother passed to her mother so her mother passed it to her and then I told her


!wah! aunty, then she told me


that really broke my heart because just now remember I was speaking on the topic of, ah, loneliness in elderly right, then, it's quite sad that you get to see it, you get to see it it and some more it's your neighbour next door


so I felt very sad for her so I just invited her, to my house because she told me she only have err, one daughter right so I just thought, maybe she will feel better with my accompany


ya so I invited her to my house took a seat then, we just we just eat some cake and talk and then ya, actually the aunty she's, I find that sometimes she's a bit


ya because she's really getting on


cause, I know you know <mandarin>老人:lao ren</mandarin> right they don't really like to, be in these kind of places cause makes them feel like they feel abandoned and, in a way, I mean even though they have the


at karaoke they have board games for the elderly to, to, to keep themselves occupied, but it's kind of sad for me


ya because, I feel like I feel like when I'm older, ah when I have my retirement funds and when I retire, I want my children to be by my side and they can tell me


uh uh ya I want my children by my side and they can just take care of me talk to me, about, anything in the world, you know, you know uh and it's sad that this grandma doesn't have it


it really breaks my heart, ya this kind of <mandarin>老人:lao ren</mandarin> they should actually be like enjoying their life instead of, feeling so miserable, kind of sad for her but, !aiya! <mandarin>没有办法:mei you ban fa</mandarin> lah she


only has me right now, ya but the government has actually been sending uh her some money uh and food supplies and social workers to her house to keep her accompanied, ya so that's the story of my neighbour how about your neighbour has she gotten better I heard that her cat keeps coming into your house


is it still happening


pet it


!ee! super <mandarin>恶心:e xin</mandarin> the cat was at your underwear, but, , I think the neighbours should, done a better job, and you keeping the cat in the house and not letting it roam around and hurt people like that


because this kind of, uh, this kind of cat I tell you they are very aggressive, especially in singapore singapore the cats very aggressive I have no idea why, I think all the uncles lah they always feeding the pigeons


the they always like, buy bread then they feed the pigeon then they feed the cat cat food so dirty at the void deck, ah ya okay lah actually, I think you should just


don't don't argue with her don't scold her, just sit down have a nice talk, ya, actually I got something to tell you eh you know that time


you know that time uh when you came over to my house, you left your you left your computer in my house you still haven't got it back yet I think tomorrow, can pass it to you ah when you go to the cafe, eh but then I see your computer hor


the model is exactly the same as mine, but, but, mine keep crashing it's very <mandarin>烂:lan</mandarin> eh I find that for the price I paid right, for the computer I should really get a better quality


I am very very disappointed, ya because, as whenever I see you use right, it's like okay eh, but mine always crash always laggy


so I just, don't do my projects, which I know it's not, I know err <mandarin>不可以这样:bu ke yi zhe yang</mandarin> lah because you know it's project, but I'm really at the point where I'm so fed up


with, my group mates I'm so fed up with my spoilt computer I can't be bothered, I know virtually <mandarin>还是要做的:hai shi yao zuo de</mandarin> lah but then I just, never mind lah just postpone it, just procrastinate


I find that procrastination is actually quite a big problem among me and my classmates also, I wonder how you do it, you know you you always do your work on time you're always, you're always the best student you're always the top student in class


I find that you are, you are really like, you really suck up to the teacher sometimes also is that how you get very good grades,


okay can


ya I feel like we're, all matured already, as we grow older we realise


other things don't matter as much your family's health


wanna go holiday, the most important thing is, health


and happiness of your close friends family members, that's all that matters in life and I agree with you, uh on you know not sending our, grandparents to the old folks home


cause it can really be quite, lonely there ah I think they don't, they don't really want the company of, just other people they they want the company of


ya, if they have lah, oh sorry I I think I heard wrongly, because I'm quite tired lah just now I told you right my lecture


my lecture so long


ya, ah, no lah I think I won't ever send my parents to old folks home, it's quite depressing the the atmosphere there is quite depressing for me because, !wah! you just go there it just smells like


hospital and I don't think they are really happy there, ya, eh when you know, how's your brother doing ah your younger brother because I heard hor he got into a fight at his preschool leh


it's like he's only six years old, and he want to create all these kind of, err problems, cause, he's actually, quite


a a nice boy, when I met him in the past but how come now he so violent and then his <mandarin>脾气:pi qi</mandarin> very high also like I really wonder what happen


actually I have a very very bad news for you but, maybe I'll tell you later because I'm very angry right now and I think I need to control my anger if not


everyone will think I'm just a very rude person, what the the real fact is I put, we I put in a lot of effort in this and, it just my effort just get ruined ruined in a matter of seconds


I really don't know why like, K lah actually I tell you ah it's just my group project again, people are so uncooperative you know like I already tell them I already tell them


you you're not talking you mute your mic if not, it's gonna be very noisy, and, when it's very <mandarin>吵:chao</mandarin> I cannot think and when I cannot think, the group project is gonna


it's not gonna be as good, and even worse we have to restart it which really, makes me very very angry, because, it's very <mandarin>自私:zi si</mandarin> to me, I just think


if someone already give you the instructions, to mute your mic or to not be so loud when someone, when we are all doing the project then just cooperate even though you might even though you are not sure whether err it is too loud or not it is always better to be safe than sorry but apparently


to them it doesn't really matter which really makes me super angry, !aiya! <mandarin>气死我:qi si wo</mandarin> lah ah, and I really wish right, I moved house also because my current house is so noisy got a construction then got


people talking outside it's very noisy and sometimes I even have to restart my work because, I told them, do not be so loud but they're still they're still so loud and eh it just makes me so angry


ya but sometimes I tell my uncle, too, cooperate and then, he sometimes most of the time he will cooperate lah it's just uh mostly my younger brother


who forget you know I know he has good intentions but maybe err he's really a bit too loud during my projects, ya which really affects things ah because the they they don't know how much effort we put into this project ya and also actually


I find that hor nowadays err work for me is quite, chill I'm quite relax during work it's not, err very hectic like last time because last time right my <mandarin>手脚:shou jiao</mandarin> was so <mandarin>忙:mang</mandarin> right I don't even have time to go and sit down to go and even drink water like in my workplace I'm working at this restaurant I think have told you before


ya this restaurant , open recently only so they were hiring new people and then, the boss [orh] is some aunty you know the boss sorry not the boss the manager is some aunty and she's very bossy eh she always ask me to do things even though we are at the same level then


I just like I just find her, very irritating it's like he's a she's a <mandarin>打不死的蟑螂:da bu si de zhang lang</mandarin> everytime, I do something then she'll come and pester me again to do something else but it's not


it's not even in, in my it's not even in the job description that I have to do this you know example, they only told me that I have to serve food to the customer and wipe the table but she ask me to go and clean the dishes which I'm pretty sure it's not my job so I just told her


aunty <mandarin>我觉得这个不是我的工作:wo jue de zhe ge bu shi wo de gong zuo</mandarin> cause she only she, she just doesn't wanna listen she's so stubborn so I just say


uh I just think that if you ask me do more work, ya, but actually yesterday I <mandarin>下班:xia ban</mandarin> quite early, like probably


five PM, ya which was very nice then I went to a restaurant, err I went to a restaurant another restaurant with my with my, err my classmate to go and have dinner and catch up and


I find that, it's quite nice to go and catch up with people, sometimes occasionally because nowadays, I really no time, to even talk about how stress I am


about my feelings like right now you know ya and it was a good catch up actually even even though, I do find that, she, she became more


she became like more shy in a way, I think it might be because of her past relationships, uh then she recently, she just <mandarin>分手:fen shou</mandarin> only so with the stupid mark ah you know mark


she broke up with mark and then she was quite sad for a period of time, uh then she just lay in bed she never do much, she just stare at the ceiling and like <mandarin>发呆:fa dai</mandarin> the whole day she don't


she don't really err she's not doing anything, that productive, so I told her right she needs to, to go and accomplish the work that she needs


to do and accomplish what needs to be done because if not at this rate right, at this rate hor the boss will her, sorry not her boss her teacher will


find how come her work is not up to standard, and then ya I don't even wanna think about what will happen next, her grades will deprive, her, social life also


now she don't really have much friends err, like of course <mandarin>除了我:chu le wo</mandarin> ah <mandarin>除了:chu le</mandarin> because, ya <mandarin>我不可以让她:wo bu ke yi rang ta</mandarin> like


quite sad for her, ya, because last time she used to be, quite happy and quite, quite a nice girl she's very very bubbly


ya so that's just about my friend


ya, !hais! I just wish we could go back to, the better days the older days


you know when everything was, fitting was much better, secondary school, everyday just go school see my friends


a play volleyball I was quite happy ah, but, after after all I poly, I just cannot take the stress of barley in or


I school anymore, ya, actually later my piano lesson is that, , ten PM, nine or ten PM like that I haven't finish my <mandarin>功课:gong ke</mandarin> yet quite but


a quite nice talking to you today, if you remember hor the kid can you go and ask uncle you remember remember the order ah


see you right


okay, ya I'll open the prompts


okay, then to start with the first question


granted , okay I also wait you think for like one second


, oh cannot lah that one is too gila okay maybe I start first


okay


so if I if I can actually talk in cat language maybe my kucing will talk back to me, , uh (hmm)


but macam fun lah, , !alamak! if macam tu then


I will be so scared, oh oh in the in the bathtub is it oh you


(hmm), but I want to like faham what my cat is talking or like what my cat is thinking, ya


you say something,


oh , ya ya, if you get to like pilih if you can only travel to the future or to the past


what would it be


ya ya,


ya actually, like kalau I'm given a chance to travel back right I want it to like, just be macam what's that like you just watch like you cannot do anything to change


ya, ya ya ya, ya I tak nak apa tu I don't want to travel to the future


cause I takut that if I see macam what my future is, and then I'll be scared to I don't know go to the future or


will affect the future


oh ya that's true but okay example lah if if in the future I see that I become doctor and then abeh I I don't know I


but actually like in the end also like I don't know then it will affect my like what I'm doing right now lah and then macam tak ada thrill if I know that in the end I'll become doctor then


ya, cause I think I'm smart already or something


ya, okay next wish (hmm), I want to oh if I got a power


I want to, not need to sleep, ya but as a wish lah, cause macam sleeping takes up so much of your time you know my cikgu always say that oh kalau example if you sleep like like okay for imagine if you sleep macam eight hours a day


that means like your whole hidup right you only if you are sixty years old that means you sleep for like one third of your, you'll sleep for twenty years or something cause like eight hours of twenty four hours is like one third right


then I fikir also like betul lah


I not sleep at all , okay ya okay


oh ya hor, okay how about tidur sekejap tapi can still work the next day


ya ya ya, I can


ya I understand, (hmm)


(hmm), okay maybe that wish not that good , you eh


oh without gaining weight ah


oh eh best eh, ya, that's nice


that'll be good for me also cause I, and all the merepek food, I think really I got diabetes


ya I a bit takut but at the same time tak kisah lah


cause life, you only live once, correct, okay okay but no lah I also drink water I try drink water everyday


eh wait wait I got question I got question, okay you what what is your favourite indomie


no ada indomie and maggi eh #mi sedaap#, Ibumie


oh eh eh actually I also, actually I last time legit suka eh Ibumie, is the brown packet right, ya sedap but then, I don't know why everyone say indomie so I like oh oh okay okay sama sama lah indomie indomie also


the flavour macam lain sikit right, the flavour, !huh!


oh oh oh that one is #mi sedaap#, I think, it's so much


ya and then I don't know I'm eating what also


[kan] maybe it's like bawang but


so it's just like they goreng the bawang already, oh I tadi I eat uh Briyani


ya, !huh!


what the wait they jual where,


, we're still talking about the wish right


I I want to like tahu what like what others are thinking about me, or what they're thinking in general, ya


I feel like pelan-pelan I will I will adapt to it, I don't know


, oh, oh ya, you know what I'm thinking of


and then imagine I I tahu what he's thinking, and then legit like if if like he tengah fikir something bad about me I'll probably like okay tak payah gambar then go back


ya, (hmm)


that's good lah, maybe is, is ada hikmahnya that, you don't have powers


ada udang sebalik ini semua , ,


(hmm), okay


oh (hmm), same


oh, oh ya ya ya, chickadee


I don't know I don't remember, cause


if me, if my time capsule, okay if my time capsule I will have, apa eh let me think


, maybe pictures, okay no no no I really like, okay wait let me think


(hmm), I don't know eh time capsule


oh ya, oh ya (hmm), but actually sometimes


if macam if you don't simpan the benda right you won't even remember that it used to exist, then you don't really rasa anything, so maybe sometimes macam lebih baik lah if you don't already have it


, you want to


move to another question, okay


, what is the one okay wait I read in malay also okay sabar sabar eh


it's like the most pettiest thing


okay I can I think of one, okay


and and it's okay, the alasan is like is that maybe dia orang punya suara is a bit weird like if it's macam you know like if you dengar like someone speaking and you can know that they're just so annoying


by the way macam entah eh tak tahu macam mana nak explain ,


ya faham [kan] ya tapi like that's macam legit merepek lah, [kan] [kan] macam nak sepak [jer] [kan], eh but sometimes right they actually like turn out to be annoying lah


but sometimes is just macam salah anggap salah judge


oh oh ya Allah, that one legit, !wah! that one I tak boleh angkat also


you want to move to another question, okay this one like fun


, ah, maybe can macam berbual pasal a recent drama you watched


(oo)


, I think I faham a bit, oh it's it's not like action lah


oh


(mmhmm), (hmm)


I relate, okay for me [kan] like a recent okay a drama okay a genre, okay it's not really genre lah but okay as you know lah I suka like Anime like recently like I watch a lot of Anime


and, I think like, the reason, like why I like Anime is cause the apa tu the characters legit macam cute gila and you know like they're like the the guys


they !alamak! I don't know how to explain they are so handsome, and okay like handsome tu satu lah but and then they they are macam they are so perfect also


ya and ya and macam kat singapore you got like you cannot find anyone macam tu and so like ya lah like Anime, it's like very fun to watch cause they are also cartoons so faham-faham lah it's like


okay but, ya and some more can beli all of their stickers or baju and stuff


that you can you can do with the plot, you can tambah benda merepek that doesn't make sense or something that isn't macam logical in real life


ya, and their OST !wah! very nice,


, ya, that's all


oh, eh same,


eh just ask me I can tolong ask Rina also


oh eh


print, , , I added I follow your adik and she legit so funny


ah, oh my god my adik also you know my adik is like like very young, cause our age gap is so big


and he type macam legit like budak zaman sekarang like you know you know how you type macam (oo) !whoa! !whoa!, and the thing is he's a lelaki you know so when like sometimes I I tengok they way he type or he hantar me message and I legit sometimes macam a bit disgusted


ya ya ya ya, ya and and his macam ejaan is lain you know like you know when you eja like no is N O he eja like N U U U U U so it's nuuuuu


ya, (hmm)


actually growing up is a uh is like growing up is a little scary


ya sometimes you must apa tu enjoy the moment tak boleh cepat sangat lah kadang-kadang we cepat sangat nak grow up then we put in like so much effort


to not macam live your age and then in the end also you regret


you want to bertitik tolak to another question


(mmhmm),


if duit is percuma then, wait how does that work


ya, (hmm), one, (oo)


then I can rasa I can rasa all the different flavours, because sekarang I just keep buying the brown sugar fresh milk


, you know I baru beli the sandals right, and then tadi I keluar lah I went ikea and apa tu it was like a bit scary cause I don't know I don't know why like when I pakai the sandals it feels like like high heels or something


ya ya and I takut it will cabut so I was like I was like trying to macam walk slowly and it looks a bit weird my mother was like eh jalan betul-betul lah


don't know cause apa tu sebelum tu I had uh one pair of rubi shoes and it actually like lasted quite lama lah


oh rubi


oh, ya cause kadang-kadang it's only until forty, ya


oh oh my god I benci when when like they always look at me like I want to curi something


ya and then I I don't know if, if it's just what like how I'm acting I think I was acting macam biasa [jer], ya because I'm malay oh


oh Ilahui ya


maybe they kena force to do it,


actually [kan] if they if they tak cakap welcome then that means they just diri kat situ and stare at you so maybe that's why they welcome welcome


(hmm),


can do this, what fun stuff ah (hmm)


and seluar and kasut ah cause like tak ada banyak benda that I need and I, I'm actually cause I look at my wardrobe and like I got so many baju that I don't really pakai all the time


then I keep macam telling myself [dah] tak apa lah next time can use but, I don't actually pakai it lah so so I like


chose some baju that I want to give away and I'm giving away to Rina cause she , she tanya lah ya and then but from eleven eleven ah what, I bought two jeans one white one black then I also beli ah two blouse ya one white and then is another blouse and then I also bought skincare which is apa tu ya


ya ya correct and the kasut lah, the hitam one the kasut is actually very nice


!huh!, oh, I actually nak pergi typo cause I want to buy some stuff from typo


ya tapi macam jauh ah cause I baru eh I pindah right, I pindah like from last two years I used to live nearer to like JEM but now I live like nearer to Jurong point


ya if you naik the MRT lah


oh, , ya


(hmm)


oh ya ya ya ya, ya ya , oh, I want to go to your house again


, eh you know I want to, I want to apa tu volunteer


but like you know I tadi I went to the volunteer dot SG website and like most of the places like the volunteer places are like at the east eh


ya [kan] (hmm)


ya I saw also the online one (hmm) maybe I see how


[kan]


oh


, so actually I bangun pukul I bangun pukul lapan and then I, uh I tried to do stuff until pukul dua belas then pukul dua belas I went out I went out to ikea


and then I bought the ice cream, ya but I don't know why like the ice cream the taste was a bit weird


ya but it tasted like soya and chemicals


oh oh it used to it used to be apa tu from macam animals ah like dairy products but then now they change it to vegan, ya


then macam tak sedap lah, ya


(mmhmm) [kan] eh we also going skating right I a bit takut cause I tak tahu macam mana nak skate and then


okay dulu lah when I was like kecil like very young long time ago I I use the skates like the the that skates lah the fat one the wheels are very fat right


ya and then I jatuh you know and then I didn't skate anymore, no no no it's the roller blade the apa tu the roda is tajam right but then the skate the skating the indoor skating that we're going is the roda is like roundish and fat


ya, I I wore the roundish and fat one and I fell, ya, so I a bit takut to go skating


I just tarik all of you down , ya, can we go ice skating , (hmm)


, !huh!, ya, ya


oh oh eh, I I think the the apa tu yang the round wheels right is harder to balance


ya cause like example ah you diri and then if you diri too straight then you can jatuh eh, ya you can jatuh backwards or if you sandar right you can jatuh also that's how I jatuh last time


[kan], , (hmm), ya


ah I need to do something productive


I, ya I should


on the wall I think you have the wall mirror ya


and the wire is like, like cause I need to tarik my kipas everywhere cause


so my father want to change oh, oh uh and we also buying new window grille, cause now our window grille [kan] like we need to pasang the the mesh if not like our kucing can escape


ya so we want buy the grille that is like tak besar sangat so the kucing can like no need cannot escape lah, and we no need to pasang the mesh cause now like we all the windows got the mesh


[kan], ya so we malas to bersihkan so we just change the window


ya, eh when we keluar on the nineteen we should go to fatburgers


fatburgers ya is a apa tu sign, it is I think, ah how about we just go we go lah


I think Huda want to makan fatburger, okay we can fight (hmm), (hmm)


apparently fat papas not that nice, no fatburgers is from like america or something


but it's halal certified now, oh eh we can eat A&W also ya cause [dah] halal [kan]


ya actually #ang mo kio# not bad oh oh ya


eh ya, oh ya [kan] [kan] tapi COVID so tak banyak ah


oh eh everything is in the east right, oh eh, eh we should totally do that, ya ya, [kan]


ya ya that time also I go then like a bit kosong and it was ya I think it was a weekend also cause usually banyak orang sampai tak boleh jalan or something ya but it was kosong ah


we can try google, [kan], okay I think I quite smart


(hmm) okay what you want to talk about


(hmm), buy one get one free (hmm)


ya I don't think anything is bad , (hmm)


(oo), you have one child but you have another one percuma oh, !wah! and


oh ya


oh, that one , actually twins twins a bit fun when you grow up how many anak you want to have


okay like your ideal amount, [kan], okay what age do you want to get married


actually we're quite close to that age, (oo)


(oo) that's early


(hmm), , your apa tu parents very cute


my my ibu and ayah they kahwin when they were twenty eight


ya and it's actually my my ibu still schooling cause she, she join like madrasah lambat lah and then she want to like continue islamic studies


so after she belajar which is like she finish twenty eight then my ayah already macam apa simpan duit for how many years already so he sponsor everything


so like they got my abang at thirty two, ya, and you know they tunang for how long


ya damn long, they tunang for six years, ya


three ya quite short, ya (hmm)


eh I want to kahwin someone baik someone baik someone kacak someone,


oh the edit ya, can ask Nabilah Nabilah got buat tu before


it's a phase, same same


ya , we can talk about one more topic very short one, okay maybe ah


wait I like okay can, you want to berhenti here, okay eh wait wait need to do anything or not, to stop,


(uh), wait you can just stop here legit [ah]


okay, so you cannot overlap each other


okay, alright


okay , , wait I have to think


okay , why cannot be like merepek like oh I will wish for more wishes, can


, (mmhmm), what


but then what if your cat is like what is this budak gila what , it's interesting, , oh my god what if one day you bangun and your cat is like Nina


, oh you you know there's like the some of the tiktoks that like, they will find the cat talking


have you see the one the instagram post, (mmhmm) , I think I will cry that's true


that's true, okay do you want to go to your next wish or should I say something, !alah!, , I see oh I want to time travel


cause like macam it's like Shiok to, travel forward lah like just imagine you travel so many into the future then after that you don't need to worry oh I think because we watch the thirteen going on thirty then suddenly


suddenly macam like just imagine like you kerja and then you, like you don't need to worry about everything lah then it's like very Shiok


, I think future because if you like travel balik like back to the past, then what if you like macam you mess up your own future and then everything become like macam mana eh it's like


you you know what I mean right, like oh what if you like suddenly you talk to your mother and then it's like then your mother's like, eh let's ah not have this budak or something then you are you are not existing then you cannot travel back to the present and then you are like


like habis ah, ya


oh, oh so you just like like tengok movie like that, that's interesting, it's like going by to like museum


(ppc)


oh, like you can tukar your current, because you see your future right your future is like oh X Y Z then you're like oh shit this is


uh what will happen if I don't tukar my actions you come back then you can like ubahkan the present so that your future will tukar also


oh, ya ya that makes sense, oh,


okay that is correct, !aiya! lucky we cannot macam travel , okay


oh I looking at the superpower one, oh


(mmhmm), oh ya ya,


oh


ya, ah not need sleep or like not sleep at all


eh but that's a bit gila you know just imagine you tidur like you don't tidur for like, forever and then you cannot like escape uh escape life you know


oh like like dua jam like sleep and then you're like okay oh okay that that makes sense, what if you seorang like awake


and then everyone in the world is like tengah tidur then you macam sendiri like not fun you know, or you can steal everything in the world


, uh, let's see


oh I want to makan everything, like, ya like makan everything tapi macam still healthy you know


ya just imagine you makan like oh what gula like everyday, and then you don't have to worry about like what high blood pressure or whatever , ya


eh !choy! you don't say , , (uh huh)


oh you just yolo, , good good


a'ah, favourite wait isn't there a only satu indomie like satu jenis oh , ah maggi goreng is only mee goreng what


oh, the nama , eh Ibumie eh


a'ah


!huh!, a'ah, but mana satu is the one yang ada that one crunchy one on the packet


really, ya, oh ya I like I like the bawang goreng it's nice


actually, ya ya I like, eh


maybe bukan bawang it's like some tepung or, oh


ya I'm lapar now what the hell , oh I don't like that


okay which is your favourite Briyani is it the ayam or the, or the, you know there's a fish Briyani, ada


I don't know but I I nampak like somewhere before, at the kedai then they sell fish Briyani, then I was like !huh! apa ni like very weird


maybe for like the, vegetarian, okay wait let's see is there


oh ya I actually don't know what else, what other hajat I have , oh, ah mind reading


eh but what if you don't want to like know


but then kalau if you know what what everyone's thinking in their minds right then macam tak fun, if you for example okay let's take this scenario eh imagine ah you and your mata air together and then you are like what is like learning about each other lah then if you can mind read


then it's like like sad , (uh huh)


(uh huh), oh my god,


that's a bit sad like


oh ya , I cannot ingat that one such a weird


oh this one is interesting, I read in malay for fun, menemui sebuah time capsule daripada diri anda sendiri sepuluh tahun yang lalu what was inside


like what's in a time capsule if, ya I have to think about this, ten years ago it was twenty ten


I will say snacks, you know like all the snacks that you cannot find anymore, I will put inside


have you eaten like makan the chickadee, it's like (ppc) it's like chicken twisties but is not


ah but it's so good I always buy at the Mama shop, it's like, chicken twisties no uh tak ada shape one


that is very weird


actually right like sometimes the benda-benda that we think


uh no value like that, then you will just buang and then ten years later you like eh oh apa jadi with my thing and then you will rindu it


, that's true


(hmm)


oh pettiest !alamak!, pettiest


eh wait wait kejap eh, I'm busy


!huh! oh , oh


I think I know siapa , oh


, eh but kesian if like you ya


, err, dislike someone but I feel like my alasan is like like I won't


a bit I mean macam tak tak enjoy like, (hmm), see, oh when they jalan and then the feet


, ya then when especially if the orang is wearing some squeaky shoe or like the slippers


that is like longgar and then you can hear every single step they are taking, ya , correct


oh my god, alright


oh, I see


oh can okay drama okay ni drama like, okay actually at the beginning I thought I won't like suka the drama because macam very


and it's I think you know ah you already know what I'm talking about it's doctor who, ya so the story is macam a doctor actually it's not a doctor it's okay it's an alien who is who calls himself doctor lah and then ah he finds somebody like some orang from


uh london or wherever, and then he will bawa the orang and then they will uh, travel together in like a blue kotak you know a kotak biru and then they will fly through space and time


and , and then they will go to like different planets or different time periods then they will fight aliens or like, stuff that is like luar like, you know extraterrestrials actually it's very hard to explain it's very interesting


it's it's a bit macam action but like,


villain and then like they fight, I don't know how to explain ah I thought it's actually macam merepek at the start


but then but then I watch this like eh this show is actually quite nice so I just


the character macam menyampah and I cannot stand her and I always want to sepak her so I just skip the whole a bit first season , ya


(mmhmm)


(mmhmm),


oh, I agree but sometimes I don't even tengok like the Anime but I dengar the music is like !wow!


you know my adik like, she ask me to beli a poster with Haikyuu on it , , and then she's like eh kakak asal like, don't have semua all all the characters all the teams then I'm like !huh! mana kakak tahu like I


then she's like, oh you must buy the poster with all the teams, then I legit spend like satu jam searching for the, stupid thing then my my history now all got like Haikyuu poster Haikyuu full team poster Haikyuu


I I think I got a nice one, then just she gave me like


I'm like !huh! that's not a poster


, no seriously type like like if like if I had instagram at her age


oh no,


!huh! legit sekarang pun ada


what , !alamak! okay maybe he will grow out of it, oh my god sekali he very old he still type like that


(hmm)


(hmm), oh


the soalan macam tak fun, like some of them


, ya hor


oh, eh best


I want bubble tea !alamak! , a'ah


ya cause tinggi what, (uh huh)


rubi is always not long lasting or is it maybe just me


(mmhmm), it's quite sad ya then selalu I will buy like oh uh


like selalu the size will will only like naik until forty, then I'm like !aww! but all the kasut is like cantik and then I cannot like muat then I'm like !huh!


oh my god last time I was searching for a pair of kasut for like my work, the other time like last year or something and then I actually uh duduk at the rubi for like


then I legit do that for so long and then I end up tak beli apa-apa then I just left the store


, ya I think they look at me like I was about to curi the kasut or something,


ah ya


oh eh that's a bit racist , oh the other time ah I was going to Ilahui like at northpoint, and then I diri there and I was going to check in lah then my phone semua then I was scanning the safe entry then my safe entry macam lagging so


one welcome cukup already don't need to say welcome for so many times then I legit like menyampah you know I don't even want to go inside the shop after they welcome me for like two minutes


it's legit the only like the the dua worker in the store and like everyone who works in the store basically just like went up to me to say welcome, so like menyampah eh I'm so Paiseh and annoyed at the same time


but why cannot like pretend busy


okay, oh my god we got like twenty more minutes, oh


okay talk about fun stuff, oh what did you beli during eleven eleven did you buy anything


(mmhmm), ya


a'ah, oh ya ya


oh, oh


is it the aprilskin, oh I saw I went to Rubi at my northpoint there I saw it's thirty percent sale but I never see actually cause there was so many people like the rubi


oh theres a typo at JEM eh westgate


oh, but isn't everything like macam dekat anyway


see I don't know what I beli during eleven eleven actually I want to beli baju also but I'm like, I beli baju then end up


then I'm like !huh! okay maybe I will buy another time but I bought I bought my, the lampu cause I told you my room is very sad


a bit lah it's a bit you know sometimes the lampu raya is like long and then got like the dangly like like like hujan like that ya I bought lampu like that so I want hang it across my whole wall


we can uh party I don't know when


(mmhmm), really, !alamak! that's a bit jauh


to volunteer so but I saw macam ada like some, online punya volunteer maybe ada lagi but I don't know where to find


I feel like I have to do something useful all the like like buang masa only stay like at home


like just now I sleep like lapan jam like yesterday night and I still was so penat this afternoon you know I kept sleeping even I don't know why maybe it's because I panas sangat or something


I think ten, but then right I don't know I don't know what I do today I think I bagun like ten o'clock then I baring on my bed


for like three hours and then I sleep some more


oh the ice cream is so nice


!huh!, is it like basi , (uh huh)


oh, I didn't know that, oh I want to go to ikea


eh we should all go to ikea , it's so fun but you go there macam nak beli furniture tapi tak like just, ya, ya how come ah a lot of people like to go


ah, oh,


maybe they all doing something else more fun maybe everyone going skating, yes


(uh huh), the fat one, (uh huh), !alamak! oh is it the roller blades


(uh huh), (uh huh)


it's okay, we can hold hands and skate


you never ikut us go ice skating right, oh no this is your first time skating, actually I heard the the skating with the roda the round roda is harder than the rollerblade


cause roller skate the the roda is like like dua dua dua dua but then the rollerblade is only satu like one row then apparently the rollerblade is easier to skate in


but actually I don't know eh


betul, ah, really, !alah! eh


why so menakutkan , !alamak!, it's okay if like satu orang jatuh then everyone will jatuh cause we all hold hands, it is in like one week


eh so fast november is going to habis already


like I I've been saying to myself like oh I'll kemas bilik I'll kemas bilik for like like one minggu already and then finally I did it now I feel like I got nothing else to do


!huh! maybe you can vacuum or sweep, ah panjang oh like the


the wall oh, that's nice


(uh huh), oh no


maybe you can !huh!, oh


ah


oh even your bilik punya window,


I mean long term like good investment, !huh! god I want burger


eh I saw you know the other day you mentioned fatburger then I tengok on my instagram ada macam advertisement, ya


it looks damn good , the other people makan the korean barbecue or, actually I don't mind okay now is three three


fight burgers, wait have you makan there before, has any isn't it same macam like the kedai fat papas


is it the same macam company, [orh]


I'm legit so like tempted, oh ya A&W [dah] halal, ya eh but A&W kat mana


oh, oh it's only at #ang mo kio# and airport [kan], eh we can go airport also, eh tapi macam like takut the queue very long cause airport


oh, ah, eh


okay okay we suggest later, oh my god that's so Shiok, and then the airport I think a bit macam takde orang cause the other time I went on like a saturday and takde orang


(uh huh)


god A&W, that is so good, is a good idea, , we must speak ah we must speak and codeswitch even more


let's see, , what would be the worst buy one get one sale eh free sale ever


, ya I don't know what is bad


maybe what if you like uh you want to okay let's say you don't beli if you do something and then you get one free like uh you marry one wife and then you get another one for free


eh that's like uh you get a kembar


expect only one child and then, suddenly keluar kembar and then what are they going to do if they already prepare for only one child and then the other budak eh , no what if it's like the the


cause sometimes when you do the ultrasound then some people like oh I don't want to know the gender of my child, or something and then, the doctor also don't tell them that they ada twins and then sekali ada keluar dua


it's like oh surprise


but like beranak a bit macam sakit like it feels it looks sakit you know even I don't want to think about it


I don't know, now I'm kidding ah, oh you know my mother got married like damn early, actually not that early lah she got married around like


twenty one, twenty two ya then she say she say oh cause ah nenek nenek kau [kan] selalu ah


then I'm like !huh! you marry my father just to get freedom then she's like a'ah don't be like me and I'm like !huh!, but it's okay I think it turned out okay


they legit macam budak kecil sometimes , ,


(uh huh), oh that's so


ah, that's like actually quite nice though it's like your father go sponsor everything


is it like damn long, how long, oh my gosh, don't like orang like tunang very short


is it, maybe is they they are very solid


oh you want to kahwin your Anime , !huh! oh you know the tiktok, where it's like


you know my adik was trying to do that, oh ya , okay maybe our assignment


actually I don't know kalau we need to talk some more or we can berhenti now cause on my phone it says one hour but I don't know if we cakap for satu jam or we cakap for less


can, okay, ah uh, ah I just tak boleh selamat sejahtera


[eh] then say hello okay I think just stop, ya okay <malay>boleh</malay> bye bye


travel to hong-kong


then the air tickets confirm very expensive one what


so expensive might as well just go hotel stay


the what what what they call it the travel travel bubble ah, got lah, last time when I'm was young ah


that's very long eh, I even longer you know I think, when I was, !wah!, I can't remember eh


confirm got more than ten ten ten or more years ah, typhoon [orh] I go there I I actually I can't even remember eh


I think I go go go to the what what's that called ah the ocean park or don't know, what is it called lah some amusement park ah


uh


[orh] typhoon ah, oh


then like that, the holiday all gone already


then something like what's happening now lah during circuit breaker lah,


!wah!, Jialat sia, eh, I never experienced before this kind of thing sia, waste time meh, at the most is I think I was in china I stay in china for four years mah


then the worst is, err, err see that's why I can speak chinese if not I I cannot speak chinese one


err, , I still think <mandarin>上海:shang hai</mandarin> better, err definitely don't go <mandarin>苏州苏州:su zhou su zhou</mandarin> is very boring plus <mandarin>无锡:wu xi</mandarin> also


unless you're into those kind of like sightseeing lah, ya lor


!wah!, that means oh okay okay okay okay, err I uh I I was younger when I went to china then when I went back to secondary school


cause I play water polo mah you know <mandarin>水球:shui qiu</mandarin> you know water polo ah so, I went there they attach me to the china for one month training programme there, so I I stay there


with those sports school lah in in china, ah so they they train, you wake up eight AM


no no no I was there for four years first because my dad work there, then I come back to singapore in secondary school, then secondary school they sent me during holiday they send me to the to err what's that china to train


then, ya lor, but it's very <mandarin>凶:xiong</mandarin> lah there, like err they wake up at six AM, then go eat breakfast already then after that training, and then go rest then lunchtime eat uh eat lunch


then go study a bit then after that rest, then night time got training then eat dinner then rest, everyday like that, ya lah, it's damn <mandarin>凶:xiong</mandarin> I tell you, it's like


!wah! worse than army ah, cause the you know their swimming pool right, really ah, it's you know six AM in the morning right, you go inside you go inside the swimming pool ah you sure freeze one you know


in singapore also, you sure freeze one can you imagine winter in china and they don't have heated pool, so you see everybody jump inside the pool right !wah! they swim very fast because they want to get out of the pool


to one end to another !wah! they swim damn fast, ya but !aiya!, not bad lah quite an experience ah, same thing same thing in australia also


ya lor, ya lor also training lor went to play against the south southern australia team, ah so same thing also it's !wah!, their training also very <mandarin>凶:xiong</mandarin> ah


australia, that one I think only two weeks ah, ah ya we we


correct we travel around the southern part of australia we play the different schools there, then we played the combined southern australian team, ya, they, no more already lah I injured already old already


I'm cannot even go gym gym awhile already pain already, ya lor grow old already very Jialat lah, !huh! what about you


[orh]


!wah!, three pieces Rabak sia, like, remind, !wah! remind me of my my


!wah!, both both my ankles also the, what's that ah the ankle, you know the ankle there, both both also fractured ya, ah so it's really very very


last time the training, , ya lor, but okay lah I mean at the end of the day, never regret going for this kind of training I think it's an experience, it's like


ah, can really learn a lot lah so, ya lor,


, !wah!


Baka , [orh] ya lah ya japanese they are all like that one, ya cause cause last time I err I work my my line of work right I work in nightlife mah so got a lot of japanese client one


so they are, they're actually there are two extremes lah one one of one of the the extreme it's like they're very very Jialat very stuck up, but the most of the japanese clientele I meet ah, are very very very very nice and very polite


ah no matter no no matter how much, like, err, how how successful they are like they're very you know well to do all that right they're still very very humble very very polite, so that's why last time err I really enjoy working at my place because of this kind of customers really damn good