come back have to be stay home notice you know when I reach Singapore ICA they told me I had to stay home for fourteen days I cannot even go out buy Makan you know everyday I have to call Grab lah you know how expensive it is, [sialah] you know this fourteen day ah my parents also complain everyday buy food for me but Bopian leh ICA everytime call and trace me


like you are Kena hospitalized or go stomachache don't want lah don't want risk that law fourteen day if I want to go hospital I also have to notify MHA leh troublesome lah now but luckily the period that long periods over already


what pet dog or cat


fish you look yourself in the mirror you look like a dog already lah


what dog, pet ah, !walao! eh I cannot even feed myself don't say about pet lah but I'm actually a dog guy lah I prefer dog than cat lah actually,


anime ah, used to watch it in the past [loh] but, now recently or the anime like sucks the the last anime I watch is overload ah whereby the the the main character are suddenly appear in a game world where he is overpower are killing all the other guys lah but the anime is good I strongly recommend it you go and see


!walao! you start stop like old guy sia you only how many years old only you nineteen ninety seven only bro you talk like you are you are what you all talk lah you're nineteen eighty seven sia lah


!walao! you you you will miss the single life bro when you married already you got all the responsibility then you will know what you know what to do, but you talk lah you busy everyday but I see you online at Maple everyday


nowadays ah lock down CB how to find girlfriend [loh] later I go out want to meet this girl then the police summon three hundred how


!walao! dating app I'm a old school guy leh I still prefer you know those you know when you go and see those, err the drama right !wah! <mandarin>手牵手:shou qian shou</mandarin> those kind of thing ah go down the beach ah then meet meet somewhere without any plan ah those with fate !wah! this kind of thing in that that is my style lah I not those using


social media I don't trust that one lah you see so many scam nowadays you go and see the police !walao! eh, scam ah one year ah accumulate the more than ten million and I don't know why which Kumgong go and give this kind of money to the scammers sia love scam !wah! internet scam products scam all kind of weird weird thing !walaoeh! the money you know if the money give me I can buy a lot of thing you know


!wah! talk about <mandarin>相亲:xiang qin</mandarin> ah !walaoeh! I got one friend ah is like those tradition uncle auntie leh they really are the parents Kanjiong the the son not even Kanjiong ah but you see ah the parents Ganjiong until ah


go and arrange more than ten girl ah, for for the next few week for her for him to actually go down to talk to them leh !wah! but this only happen with rich people lah poor people ah cannot lah cannot make it lah


you know what this one is called double standard ah one side you show other people one side you show to yourself, !huh! !aiya! but nowadays human cannot be honest to ourself one lah !wah! compared to now ah you see ah the COVID ah I Kena pay cut already I also don't know how to survive already lah you teach me lah you teach me how lor


you better don't do Grabfood now lah they say I got friend do Grabfood they say ah, one order ah more than twenty people ah go and fight for the order you know what this one is like free free product like not like free thing but this order are very hard to earn I suggest to you go and other job lah since now see CB over already ah and not over lah phase two already ah and I believe you can find other better job lah


!walao! this one is how you present yourself leh talking about this lah I recently heard about a a job actually is quite good lah if you ask me


is something do with security lah if you don't mind they don't require any job but you can use your SkillsFuture to go and apply for the security pass or those kind of courses, security [loh] what you expect like doing patrol


!walaoeh! that one is uncle do one leh but this one now is a bit now a bit technology you still need to now you don't only do patrol you still have to go and scan in use the IC help other people to scan in scan out then do some patrol duty ah if you got diploma can go try lah the pay not bad


!wah! that one Cisco leh


oh that one is I think is ambassador lah, !walaoeh! ambassador ah the pay but they also not bad lah because I heard ah ambassador most of the job are actually reserved for those err uh air stewardess ah because ah you know this COVID lah Bopian they no job cannot fly !walao! then the company ah all ah trying to go and sack all those extra people and they give them two choice either you resign or you get no pay


!walao! no pay up to survive last time ah when when my time ah you know the even you don't you don't do the pilot the air stewardess alone ah one month with all the allowance everything ah you still can earn five six k leh now they eat shit already sia really


you know hokkien got one one one term for it #jia sai# lah really


!walao! retail got so many outlet you got experience you work that time you tell me work three year or four year already retail store next time ah go other go other sector lah also retail but you can get a better better job vacant maybe maybe it's time for you to move on lah because Bopian they cannot cut you what right now


!walao! one k plus one k plus that one is my secondary school pay you know now at least minimum ah you tried to get two k lah cause you say you got diploma right !walao! your diploma you study what sia


then try engineer lah !walao! at least engineer got two point two K as least minimum, !walaoeh! I got friend inside ah they do engineer ah they say they don't do any engineer one they go there hor they slowly picked up on what they learn in the school and eventually ah after a while they then they know what to do already


easy one lah go try lah you never try you never know what now you still young even though you got family ask your wife go work lah


!wah! but that time and now the <mandarin>情况:qing kuang</mandarin> #buay siu xiang# mah you have to understand this one leh, I know lah but give you a choice lah you want to starve to death or you want to keep your words


ya lor okay leh that one like not bad leh but I saw all the <mandarin>小弟弟小妹妹:xiao di di xiao mei mei</mandarin> do leh, really ah !walaoeh! scanner scan IC also got so much but have to stand leh my leg pain you know that time I Kena accident


scan them teach them !walao! you know auntie uncle ah in singaporean one kind one you know they don't listen one leh


you see Facebook already ah so many video then you'll know what happened already especially ah you know recently got one people ah because the employ he go KFC or McDonald's forget already lah say want to purchase ah something ah then the employer want to scan her temperature or want take her particular ah


!walao! the auntie angry leh want to punch her and spit on her now retail also hard hard to do leh but luckily lah the god got eye one can see one then the judge are eventually charged her for what disorderly, then eventually she got jail term I don't think got jail term lah but I know got fine lah at least minimum for her lah teach her a good lesson lah don't be one kind leh everybody also got <mandarin>命:ming</mandarin> one you know you cannot like this do to us one


!walao! Redmart fresh or not I got see a lot of Facebook ah they say ah they go and order one crab ah say nine hundred grammes ah then reach home ah the crab like what like hermit crab like this sia so small


!walaoeh! your idea one your idea Tokgong leh I think, !walao! use toilet paper as mask a good idea this one can suggest to the government sia since now election coming soon already !wah! don't waste money on mask lah just use toilet paper to cover yourself better still leh they say that to prevent the what the fluid ah saliva those kind of spreading to one another !walao! use toilet paper also can what


Chai !walaoeh! you know now you got see those Photoshop !walaoeh! the face hor like lorry Zham back one ah !walao! that guy Photoshop edit here edit there #jin swee# leh after that ah you talk talk talk ah you go and put your heart into her already ah then they come out scare you die you know


!walao! my heart lah you know like <mandarin>玻璃:bo li</mandarin> like this one very fragile one leh, tempered glass my one you know my one is bulletproof glass one you know


but different the girl is bazooka I bulletproof glass also no use


which app you talk until so good


!walao! to be honest lah I tell ah actually I also got use this app Tinder, but everytime I come out ah either ah the face ah and the picture ah, #buay xiu xiang# hor or ah actually come out then we see each other you don't know what to talk leh know actually uh I'm those err what they call it introvert


die ah !walaoeh! I only I only talked to people ah whereby hor, very <mandarin>熟:shou</mandarin> one boy to boy still okay lah !wah! when I see girl ah my you know my face ah you know like what ah #ang ku kueh# you know, face like become #ang ku kueh# already, end up how to talk


cannot lah this kind of thing maybe next time lah like you will say ah the pub reopen or club reopen lah you can Jio me go club and especially Zouk then go and build up you know ah my my how do I how do I interact with Zhabor ah then like this I can find girlfriend already if I really find girlfriend ah I give you one #ang bao# also can


!walao! eh


coffee what coffee, !walao! lah #buay sai# lah Starbuck !walao! #ji puay# Starbuck ah


!walao! eh seven dollar plus how to drink I drink the Starbuck one day ah I can drink hor my #kopi o siew dai ban siou# for two whole week leh


!walao! you don't know the Kopitiam alot of promotion one meh you got those NTUC card ah everyday you go and buy ah fifty cent only only eh the drink they give you #gao gao#


really lah I never I never I never Suisiao you one leh, !walao! now what time already they close already lah, now almost almost midnight already you still want to go there see see what


!wah! supper ah good ideas leh but ah I think the #bukit timah# the #roti prata# not bad leh we can go try


drive here drive what drive #wu lui# #bo qia bo zhabor sum bo lang# eh


okay lah steady lah but later lah now I still don't feel hungry yet they after we talked a while more lah


have lah !walao! don't know how many monkey donkey years ago !walao! I date that Zhabor I tell you last time !wah! #jin sui# leh, !walao! you know the the body are curvy ah like vase like this you know !walaoeh! then I first saw her ah then I I know that she's the one already lah but don't know why ah in the end I I really I don't know how I mess up lah then in the end we are not together anymore lah !aiya! can count as my puppy love lah err we went to the zoo ah we can see the panda


!walao! eh see that panda the ticket fee how much I remember that during my time is twenty dollar plus eh now confirm thirty dollar plus but the zoo is closed mah for now, ex ah you tell me !wah! good question leh


one is my puppy love lah I tell you lor another is when I in diploma study diploma lor but that one ah one kind also lah not princess but got princess signals ah everyday demanding here demanding there !wah! go out never go Kopitiam one !huh! say want go Atas cafe lah !walao! I makan one cafe one day ah


you know I can Makan how many day ah at Kopitiam or not !wah! then ah go to the then ah that one got one time are really Bopian cannot find cafe ah and I say Bopian we go eat we go Kopitiam lah then we go to the Kopitiam, ah the seat ah want to take out one wet tissue go and wipe here wipe there !wah! she think what she princess ah princess of Singapore lah !walao! eh !wah! you know you know how Paisei or not that time all the people see us leh like what we royalty like this leh !wah! after that time I know that we cannot make it one


then after that I tell her we cannot we are not in the world, ya have to move on


!walao! where got so Eng one carpet go around !walao! !wah!, but hor I tell you ah after she I don't know whether she real or not long after that after she break with me ah she straight away find another guy already lah so ah let's not talk about her lah eh bro after this CB hor if really got ah what they say ah !wah! cure or ah vaccine ah for this COVID ah what is the first thing you will do


ya lah, !walao! KTV no need wait lah KTV no need wait lah I think phase three reopen leh I mean everything open lah


!wah! Taiwan you want to go Taiwan ah but talk about Taiwan ah that time I go ah, two years ago with my friend on graduation trip ah I went there I went to Shiling ah what really not bad


not only good Chai also Tokgong !wah! but the thing ah you cannot miss ah is the the what ah <mandarin>鸡扒:ji pa</mandarin> they got one shop call <mandarin>天使鸡扒:tian shi ji pa</mandarin> oh my god you eat already ah the the one we at our Jurong point ah if you got go ah the chain outlet got sell <mandarin>鸡扒:ji pa</mandarin> can go #jiak sai# already


!wah! the <mandarin>天使鸡扒:tian shi ji pa</mandarin> the girls sell the <mandarin>鸡扒:ji pa</mandarin> also #sui sui# <mandarin>鸡扒的:ji pa de</mandarin> also #swee swee# you will not wasted your trip when I want to tell you, correct one mah the view good food good that's where your money is worth it leh if I tell you ah but now you married already tell you no point lah


you go with friend later you go home your your wife ask you to go kneel at the keyboard ah, what you tell your wife three day go missing and go Taiwan who got go three day one


company trip your wife call you then you know say you where video call, then after that you sleep beside got one girl


okay lor believe you [loh]


you mean after CB, !walao! a good question leh after CB I think ah I want go casino sia you know casino ah is the is a is a dream of every, every guy ah will want to become rich overnight ah I think casino is the thing for me and I'll go back to Genting ah you know #puah ah# the black jack ah !wah! later ah Sekali I win one Lamborghini


then I convert to go and convert back from chips to money ah I come back I rich already no need work already


I also know that thing lah everybody know smoking is bad lah but you see everybody still smoke Bopian leh this addiction that cannot kick off one Bopian


how you win that time I use a tactic I, how you win


!wah! really Bo so Zai ah eh but that that that tactic I I also got use but a bit opposite from you I go there I see who losing ah then I play opposite then if I confirm make money


I lose, #bo pian# #bo pian# the lady lah never shine on Limpeh leh


!walao! horror movie at least you got wife to watch with me I go home I can only watch horror movie with my mother you know, you know how boring is that and all Singapore Netflix ah like one kind also !walao! eh check this movie Bo say what Singapore restricted only available in US or other region !walao! then I buy the Netflix monthly subsciption for what you tell me


!huh! watch here cannot see watch there also cannot see !walao! I might as well go back Youtube or go back err Google ah just type free movie dot com, can already enough already can find already


you mean those Netflix exclusive one lah


!wah! you better than me leh you know how I last time watch movie or not very easy one you guess, !walao! that one illegal one this a kind of thing and cannot do one later I do Kena fine ah that one Bohua you know I clever I go Malaysia buy CD


cheap only five dollar ringgit only one CD ah you know the whole episode I still can negotiate ah I buy ten CD they give me two free by the time bring here you know hor if you go and see my house ah what full of CD already


then what this one ah Kena caught ah only the ICA ah the #ah pek# will ask you to dispose only but ah record in cinema later the cinema angry sue you ah until you <mandarin>脱裤:tuo ku</mandarin> you know


!walao! eh <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> noodle eh but that time I got heard the news ah <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> don't know true or not you got see Facebook later I share the link to you, !walao! the they they were having a a reunion dinner lah together with one one one <mandarin>老公老婆:lao gong lao po</mandarin> and one Kakia one baby !wah! then hor <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> waiter ah don't know what ah #pu chu pu ka# !wah! then in the end the hotpot go and fall onto the baby leh don't know whether the


baby die or not sia poor thing sia so now I also a bit scared to go <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> but okay lah adult I can Siam but baby how to Siam sia


no leh that time hor got one time at Singapore you know golden mile ah and got a lot of of Siam besides Siambu they got go those kind of Siambu hotpot known as Mookata go there traditional kind of hotpot to go and start the fire one with gas one !wah! then know why ah got one day or the skip the gas like don't know never check or what lah


then the the gas exploded, !wah! then the whole family also Kena, just stove only mah this kind of accident this one very hard to say one mah


!walao! I think I think they want to sue the shop lah !walaoeh! at most ah worse to worse I think the shop go and declare bankrupt then they don't need pay anything already


accident insurance I don't know whether they got cover lah but nowadays ah the insurance also one kind lah got see a lot of news ah they say they buy the insurance ah in the end ah, they want to claim the money ah !wah! then the insurance say or or under this policy cannot cannot then, got notify you already !walao! I don't try this kind of thing already now a bit scared already just by the normal medicine insurance will do


you know why we complain, we are Singaporean Singaporean complain that is our our our err, our one kind thing one other country cannot compare one


I'm Malaysian born but I convert to Singaporean I still need to serve the NS you know two year inside the country to serve our lion city you know


I last time ah last I SCDF one lah, SCDF not bad but a lot of malay lor but okay still okay err all the malay all friend friend one but just that hor some times hor we eat troublesome only they cannot eat pork ah especially we go outing ah or must find those halal restaurant ah also headache lah that one


what buddhist, religion err I free thinker leh


!walao! beef is the best food in the world you never eat you should try once in a while why you become buddhism you got swear meh


so your parent buddhism then err they got swear then you never swear because you follow your parent then you become buddhism


!walao! you know what rather than trust the what ah <mandarin>空气:kong qi</mandarin> ah I trust myself lah better lah, !walao! because ah some people I see them ah !walao! like last time the what ah the the the church ah go scam people money all the money don't know go where !aiya! rather lah my money you know keep where keep inside my biscuit tin ah is the safest


like this is the safest at least I know the money is within my sight ah the bank I put inside later they go and <mandarin>充公:chong gong</mandarin> my money how


!walao! got Khong Guan at least they smell you know that the money is #sui sui# one clean one


so that's why I don't put money inside bank I put inside my biscuit tin, this kind of thing confidential cannot tell you one lah this one emergency money they are means got a lot lah !walao!


!walao! previously don't say lah !walao! my job sucks lah last time I event helper one leh I do the event then this COVID come ah company ah go bankrupt lah


at first ah is pay cut ah then after that ah one after one month say a company #buay tong kite# start to retrench people luckily I senior one so retrench retrench until nobody retrench then they say the company cannot make it already it have to close down already, you know ah that time ah the the my also don't know what to do or all the bill what electrical bill or mobile bill !wah! have to give my mother father money lah !walaoeh! lucky I can go and apply those subsidise but ah apply apply are all cannot get don't know why


no leh I talk to the CC leh the CC you know the auntie uncle ah I talk to them then they say ah is is actually don't have what supporting document don't know what leh this kind of thing I don't know lah I graduate so long all returned to teacher already


!walaoeh! I only play PUBG mobile legend complicated lah that one for youngsters one I Buayhiao one PUBG okay like counter strike one kind one


#bo bian# lah this is how the world treating me #bo pian# there have to be mature or had to be consumed one by one only


I got tell you earlier what the #bukit timah# the prata lah but now you go ah I think ah that time during the CB I went down there ah !wah! like ghost town but now I think I go there I need to queue like ghosts, not long queue, long queue until I cannot see the queue queue head


ya lor the opposite the beauty world the #ah neh# shop very big one


yes that one lah but they got the thing is they got a lot of range got huge range of food lah !wah! you know the that time I saw the indian <mandarin>老板:lao ban</mandarin> ah Towkay ah !walao! you know open what car or not


you know Ferrari f f eleven I think that car lah the one ah the top ah the sky roof can open and close open close one !wah! very stylo milo I tell you ah if I drive my car ah I can Hong any #zha bo# already


sometimes you this ah not to be ah really ah err how do I say put it ah not to be really err materialisation ah I don't know lah whether I say it correctly ah but ah without money ah really you cannot do anything


true love don't make me laugh lah you jobless see the wife leave you or not chinese got one term ah <mandarin>夫妻本是同林鸟大难临头各自飞:fu qi ben shi tong lin niao da nan lin tou ge zi fei</mandarin> lah


so you tell me you and your wife first love then married ah


!wah! this one you can buy four d already sia four d also #bo a neh zhun# leh really


but you everyday ah the wife ah is like what they call it ah the wife is like ah chicken rice you everyday eat chicken rice you also Sian ah if not Sian meh


!walao! eh if I got a girlfriend I tell you that one I give an update of the all option that that you mentioned earlier but now I no girlfriend I cannot give you an update but if you tell me for my own opinion ah I tell you I everyday eat duck rice I also will Sian lah sometime I want to eat braised rice sometime I want to eat duck rice sometime only laksa


cannot like this say leh that one is when you have children and children is a responsibility once you got children ah that's it already your single life you can Pangsua


so you mean that you your wife not pretty then you don't love already lah


!wah! like this true love lah you know hor your situation you know like what lah what <mandarin>梁山伯与祝英台:liang shan bo yu zhu ying tai</mandarin> like this one sia, then in the end err no good ending


this one ah you have to expect the worst lah but okay lah but I I can see I can see true love in your eyes lah so I believe you can do it lah


your son how old


!walao! eh your son age you don't know how to be a father lor this, er, cannot like that say you know why they called it make love so the children is like a love between you and your wife is like a crystal love crystal whereby it is a result of both of your love that comes together


!wah! like this say win Liao lor


so ah if you ask me ah but now ah you know the most thing that I want to do is what right now is what I want to go sauna at Japan, yeah I never try before I'm gonna go try ah I especially want to see the Japan Chai


!walao! sauna where got cold one you go sauna cold I'd you might as well be removed all your item in the fridge you go and stay inside the fridge then that one cold already


that's why you can cut down your weight you can see how fat you are right now


now only see one layer of fat hor covering your six pack only, you might as well say that you buy insurance for your six pack I have also can lah because like insurance you call like uh one one shoe


overrated leh <mandarin>我觉得:wo jue de</mandarin> Punggol #nasi lemak# <mandarin>就最好了可是我住在:jiu zui hao le ke shi wo zhu zai</mandarin> Jurong <mandarin>要去要去:yao qu yao qu</mandarin> Punggol <mandarin>要是一个:yao shi yi ge</mandarin> #nasi lemak# <mandarin>再跑回来呀我:zai pao hui lai ya wo</mandarin> Siao meh


ah Tiong lah, beach road <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> ah Tiong <mandarin>开的:kai de</mandarin> lah


!walao! Kopitiam <mandarin>食物你要:shi wu ni yao</mandarin> expect <mandarin>什么当然是跟着那个心情走的啦哦可是讲这个那个那个那个钱:shen me dang ran shi gen zhe na ge xin qing zou de la o ke shi jiang zhe ge na ge na ge na ge qian</mandarin> hor <mandarin>薪水就是这样找可是那个东西一直起价哇怎么我都不敢想象我的未来:xin shui jiu shi zhe yang zhao ke shi na ge dong xi yi zhi qi jia wa zen me wo dou bu gan xiang xiang wo de wei lai</mandarin> !aiya!


okay lah steady lah on lah


hello


oh so you are the guy that everytime KS me one lah, normally we we always meet, I always meet you around that err that the Maple place then


now finally meet ah, that time you say you want Jio me one go drink one leh but up till now then finally we meet


COVID nineteen err but actually ah at first I think is a bit, a bit not that serious lor because when starting this this this thing happen [right] I feel that


then like no one treated seriously lor like at first it's still per normal but other country already locking down and everything like especially China the one that spread it they already wear mask and everything but, at first Singapore like Bochup Bochup eh everyone just do their own thing until things get worse then everyone started wear mask lockdown !wah! you know that period was hell man that one month


ah a lot of people no job #bo lui# lah this and that then, I have to like, Tahan lor my job ask me to work from home then pay cut and everything, !wah! Jialat leh you know then I have to pay this pay that money not enough I have to touch my saving leh


really okay lah but actually sing, actually Singapore is I I feel is still okay lah because they at least allow us to apply the some subsidize lor then okay lah let's stop talking about this COVID nineteen lah because is now we are still at the phase two we don't know when phase three is going to start you know I miss I miss going to pub man


okay lah then , do you go to, then do you think next time we should meet at pub instead


!wah! but a bit Sian leh every time I drink is at night one tell me drink in the, evening Siao eh okay lah okay lah don't talk about this already I Sian already lah, okay lah so bro do you, since we like this meet already we can't drink this drink that you think we should go do some sport instead or not ah


I don't know leh like badminton because I see you know my house downstairs ah I saw those auntie uncle always play badminton one like after phase two like they they phase two they immediately like rush down now like everyday go play leh


I also face the problem lah bro but Bopian leh I don't know CC can


can rent or not ah now


one week just to swim are you kidding me, one week leh very long leh okay lah then then, you never do this never do that then what you do lor free time


only playing Maple bro you damn boring now you know I at least more, better than you I still got bake I cook now I see the Youtube video I think myself gordon ramsay leh


I cook I I see the Youtube every time hor you know I go Facebook ah I saw those video and I will think I'm gordon ramsay every time I go I see the bubble tea I go make bubble tea but in the end my pearl Kanasai like that


, won't lah I that time hor I eat once I only at most at night until go go toilet only lor, then


previously eh you know before this happened I got travel I got travel plan already I go buy the ticket already you know I wanted to go that, I want go Taiwan, but, that that time Sui Sui Zhun Zhun I want on june holiday go with


my err those friends that is still studying ah then they got holiday at june mah, then we book err a book air plane ticket everything Sui Sui already then, cannot go [orh] they they after that during the june period they say can go but go at your own risk lor if you Kena COVID nineteen come back hospital bill no subsidize lor


!aiya! buy food then why you don't want cook leh tell them to buy ingredients at your house you cook self lah don't know how to cook is it #maggie mee# also can what


means you don't know how to cook lah !aiya! then you got pet at home or not ah !wah! you know I got pet for me I got pet at home ah !wah! the lockdown he locked down with me you know I cannot bring him go out know


!huh!, I got one, one dog, I got one dog at home lah, then I got oh I got fish also, you you eat shit you eat shit then


err you got or not ah, you got pet or not, ya you are a dog guy your face look like a dog , okay lah then eh you got watch you got watch anime one or not


you got play Maple confirm got watch anime one lah


overload I heard of this anime before but I never go watch anymore and recently like Bo time leh cause keep baking cooking !wah! you know especially with you know when I'm married


married like me my wife !aiya! I have to cook for her and everything, then anime ah I'm more I'm most of the time now Netflix lor last you know I got watch err I now I don't chase new anime I only watched all those old anime and chase new episode every week like One Piece Naruto


and all this Naruto no more lah but now is Boruto and but now I think about not nice leh Boruto


you not marry you don't know mah !walao! eh you now single [right]


she play Maple with me mah, okay then but, then you leh no girlfriend


eh but I you got you know my nearby all my friend during this lockdown girlfriend know you know how they find they go, everyday Tinder Okcupid !wah! I don't know how then they facetime they facetime and all then now got girl all got girl one know


and before that they no girl one but especially during the lockdown they say all the girl suddenly come to OkCupid and tinder all those dating app leh suddenly got girl one


Jialat lah you talk like uncle now lah you nineteen ninety five you talk more like uncle than me lah what trend, traditional what <mandarin>手牵手:shou qian shou</mandarin> !wah! then <mandarin>相亲你要不要:xiang qin ni yao bu yao</mandarin> your dad help you <mandarin>安排:an pai</mandarin> know like like together you arrange a


like he she help you arrange with that one from young you all arrange marriage those kind you want or not


no leh you know my friend err like the family not that rich but they also arrange <mandarin>相亲:xiang qin</mandarin> leh they worry about the son they say start starting I you know they they


damn don't know why parent now like that lah they last time, they say what !aiya! like you young you shouldn't, date lah fifteen years only date what date then after that twenty years old, the the my friend [right] tell the parents okay I'm dating now you say you still, still young lah never earn money date what date then now my that friend twenty nine years old now you know what they say


why you no girlfriend why you never bring back one girlfriend for me, then like !wah! damn I I think the parent a bit got problem leh


ya [loh] you know I wanted to go apply Grab food and work one then the application Jialat leh everyone everyone go apply here apply there !wah! then I I go apply or I also Taotia then after that I apply already hor


I can't get any order know I don't know why leh


how to find I only, I only one err, I only one diploma how to find [loh]


what job, really what is it about


like I stand outside the door, welcome people those kind


or is it the one I saw always on MRT you know that that that want to have a lanyard that walk around that one, no no no no those those MRT I saw those wearing one polo tee black or white one then a landyard then walking around don't know do what one


not the same ah


five six K !wah! a lot leh but now everyone jobless !wah! now I my pay cut you also don't know my company going to retrench me or not lah I now working retail side you know with clothes one and now they cannot especially my retail shop is too small small kind they don't have online shop


!wah! then they cannot open or sell clothes some more then now I don't know I will Kena retrenched or not ah


ya lah but now they pay cut pay cut until Jialat know my pay like last my pay previously is like two k plus then they now cut cut cut cut cut now one k plus know then plus minus CPF and or !wah! Jialat leh brother


my diploma I I study the engineering ah brother but I don't know why I go retail lah


you tell me now go engineer I forgot everything already lah brother


don't want lah my my I that time say already what I say when I marry her that time I say I want to feed


I'll be the one working then she just stay at home can already, but I'm a man of my word lah you need to know lah brother


but never mind I I saw one job quite interesting lah the temperature scanner ah I think I'm going apply that tomorrow or I I going for interview like tomorrow but err then, I let you know again lah if good I can I can Jio you also you say you pay cut also [right]


cause the pay high what, like got two k plus also leh


no lah I saw they I saw can like you never go shopping centre you see some sitting down one waiting people scan only when they don't know how to scan you just need to stand up and teach them


!wah! you got see those news one ah I don't know all the news one leh everytime is my my friend tell me lah or my wife tell me one I don't know about that news I think she haven't tell me later go back ask her lah, then, now hor you know hor


because of this COVID nineteen ah all my grocery I buy online one leh, I I seldom go out I just order Redmart lor


I never go measure lah because I never go order the crab before lah but I just order normal egg now still got money order crab meh you I now poor like hell eh, I just order those normal eggs stock up lor and flour and


or all those basic one lah, ya lor I also don't know why they buy toilet paper I think they they want to roll themselves like mummy go out one lah and you know no mask mah use toilet paper lor Bopian lor


good [right] toilet paper, eh thinking about this hor you you got try I just now tell you already or not that I just now I thought I tell you got that OkCupid and Tinder you want go try or not ah, and I heard a lot of #chai neh#


never mind lah like go haunted house lor


err what type of <mandarin>玻璃:bo li</mandarin> tempered glass ah, bulletproof glass then you can meet what then scare you few more times then shatter lah


bazooka you funny ah, then eh but , the I heard the online online dating you know tell you a secret ah last time last time I also you know my this wife [right] I find from online one know


I find from last time you know popular lah Tinder lah


#ang ku kueh# what flavour peanut ah, if you if you if you if you are the flavour that the girl like you tell tell her bite you lah


but go club who talk at the club brother everyone go club dance together then after that, straight away go out straight away bring out already still got what talk conversation leh brother


eh brother you got drink coffee one or not ah, Kopi lah #la kopi le buay hiao le si lim# Starbucks or coffee shop eh


you got so so <mandarin>夸张:kua zhang</mandarin> or not !walao! eh two whole week, your #kopi siew dai# how much lor


every day fifty cent you tell me which Kopitiam I go everyday know, eh then then we join now lah you got join or not brother


!walao! eh now now still early lah now we go supper lah brother, #bukit timah# #roti prata# you drive here or not


!aiya! then then, I drive you there lah I still got one mini Honda fit lah still err can squeeze two of us inside lah no worries ah brother even though is small lah


okay lah eh brother, then you got you got you got err go zoo before or not with your last time you say last time you got you got date before [right]


how many ex you have brother


two only ah you Jialat know both at what age


!walao! eh brother this type you know what you should do or not you bring a carpet in your bag you everytime put at the seat lah


cure or vaccine means err when everything normal already what I will do is it, err I think I will go KTV I like singing you know, you like or not brother


everything open I think I will go go back to, Taiwan lah my travel ticket you know I tell them to refund me ah they want refund me, credit instead you know still got expiry, date one then hor now going call complain already I pay money they now want return me credit what is this know brother


really ah the food ah oh yeah that that's the place I wanna go Shiling !wah! I heard the food very good there


is it cause you see then the <mandarin>鸡扒:ji pa</mandarin> taste good !wah! you Sibei Humsum leh brother


!aiya! the Taiwan trip I can go with friend mah, !aiya! I never say you never say no one no one no one lah


I say I company trip lah like my because I going new company [right] it's the new company policy you need go there learn something lah


I won't so Jialat one brother I only go there see see lah I love my wife a lot one lah, okay lah then you leh you asked me then why you will do, ya lah


everyone before going in casino think they are <mandarin>赌神:du shen</mandarin> !wah! but come out Jialat you know or not


but you will know that time I got go casino also you know that time I win, quite not bad [loh] I win five thousand dollar you know you know how I win, you want to know how or not, that time I use a tactic, I go there I go there I never gamble first


I see who winning, after that I follow that guy he buy what I buy what, then I win until five thousand dollars


then you got win or not, that means you more Suay than him lor, !aiya! nowadays


say until that I in the end we still have to go home and face the reality again lah I need go home going to watch my Netflix again lah later, my wife message me already lah tell me just now message me tell me to watch a ghost story or ghost movie with her lah


!wah! you know ah the girls ah #si bei# #ma huan# ah they they say what they scared of this scared of that in the end they still want to watch this and watch that, !aiya! in the end watch half watch halfway and then scared in the end I watch I watch myself she hiding in my in my arms what is this know


then who tell you go subscribe for this reason no I watch those Netflix drama one lah their drama not bad leh


you got watch before or not their drama, ya lah they are popular for that one what their movie as Singapore !walao! cannot watch one I also got that problem in the end last time, last time I solved the problem by watching the one two three movie ah


the website but now donald trump remove it !wah! Jialat leh I now find movie also Taotia, how you watch ah you go


you tell people go watch movie then record then give you see


but that one also illegal what you also that one pirated disc also cannot bring in still say illegal illegal that your that one also illegal what


oh ya true lah hor, !aiya! now you know now what I miss the most or not dining out with my wife, I want to dine out at the restaurant no I miss the <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> service ah the people dancing the noodle


playing the noodle in front of me order this order that !wah! the service now everything take away


!wah! Jialat leh the baby hot water confirm Jialat one eh that one the <mandarin>海底捞:hai di lao</mandarin> why so careless one but I never meet that situation before leh, I don't think will so Suay lah but err my my kids all grown up already, like all like three to five years old I think can


lah don't need scared one lah just one news only


gas exploded so Jialat meh, !wah! like that then the house


Jialat leh then got anything happen to them


!walao! where can like that I think insurance got cover leh this type of thing


medisave insurance lah !walao! eh but why why now like we talking like one uncle and auntie complaining this complaining that ah


talk about something interesting leh !walao! eh we like Jialat know everything complain complain here complain there, why


!walao! just now you say you from Malaysia now you say you singaporean which one are you lor


really which NS you serve lor army or what, SCDF ah, !wah! SCDF, heard there quite not bad leh but I I heard not like me the Tekong you all can go back know


!aiya! #bo bian# one mah we racial harmony you cannot cannot say like that one he they, they never eat pork you buddhist or not, you got you got religion or not


!aiya! no wonder lah you when you see they you know I buddhist the my muslim friend they know I'm they know I buddhist [right] they also will find those restaurant without beef one know


!aiya! I born like that then, I born like that then together with my parents lah, ya lah eh bro that one no count lah


that one count lah it from young till now I was raised like that I just continue lah nothing bad anyway like you know, because got because of buddhism [right] like it got something to rely on when you when you got nothing when you got like your face you face like those damn bad situation [right] because at least you got something rely on you you can at least pray like Amitofo


then err you can pray that okay please help me this helped me at least got something to rely on know like not like you free thinker nothing to rely on


biscuit tin !walao! eh you what generation one know that one my #ah ma# do one leh then then rubber use rubber band to tie the money is it


!walao! eh this one you go you go to the bank the lady that count your money want to eat money you know got the Khong Guan biscuits smell, go and eat meh later they hungry go go back count eat your money then you know ah


!wah! how many biscuit tin you have no brother review lah, means got a lot lah


eh eh then you you never say where you work as leh previously you say you are paid two k plus but you never say where you work as leh


really but I apply and get leh you know that time like they say those that got affected by this pay cut or something [right] all can apply when I apply one time


can leh your you lie about your income is it or income too high lah


eh you got play game one or not ah, beside Maple story like phone game later we can play lah you got play you got play mobile legend or PUBG or not


you nineteen ninety five know talk like one old man like that !walao! eh you if you never tell me your age I thought I thought you forty years old know you told until like that


!walao! eh later Makan you want eat what food I like prata leh you got any prata place to recommend or not


why long queue is it, !wah! so good ah the the prata very good is it, is it is it the one at #beauty world# that one


oh that one that one that one but that one the prata like okay only leh, but they they got other supper food lah the the murtabak the murtabak not bad one is it that one


what car, !walao! eh that means you know you cannot make it you need car lah brother


but ah you say until like that so Jialat like that me and my wife true love ah when that time I know her we are still student know, we book I got I got no money and anything then he she also student we, at first we work part time part time then after that full time then after that my pay a bit stable then I say you don't work lah


then I say I say I feed her she just stay at home can already but now like that lor


!walao! my my wife that time we students she still be together with me I already know lah, that time I also got no money then we still together until now she confirm not, not with my money and I also don't earn a lot


two k plus what money I have you tell me, ya lah, both of us are like the first love lah a lot of the people a lot of people like I got my friends change like nine girlfriends still haven't find haven't stable lah


!walao! cannot like that say leh you see ah she also everyday meet you this duck rice also no different then she not Sian meh


then you and your wife both find find another guy find another girl meh


ya lah I got children now leh my wife I think still still very pretty lah I still love her lah, no lah to me she's pretty that's why lah no matter what she still pretty, lah !walao! cannot like that say one


of course lah I'm as as handsome as him lah, you cannot like that say lah brother


!walao! how like we, finally together you like this pour one cool water, of course lah I I think I can do these lah already got one kid already next we're aiming for a daughter lah now was one son I need another daughter lah one guy one girl just nice lor


my son just now tell you already what, err three five years old actually I also forget how old I I think four years old, !aiya! my son is like a free gift my wife is the one that I want what


buy one get one free what you know I only want my wife then that one is a free gift you know like everytime you go outside you buy the package buy one get one free ah that that one I that one is the free one


sauna


really sauna but sauna that time I try before leh you know that time my friend I go hotel [right] my friend you know the MBS that time he got one room then we go try to sauna !wah! damn hot I tell you I go a while I #buay tahan# already


few minute you know my sweat like bloody hell like crazy you know


eh don't like that say lah last time I got six pack one you know six pack eh because I got kid I need to take care lah then my six pack all give him Makan already lah, !aiya! this one is call


I'm I love my six pack too much I need to protect it what, !aiya! also can lah this one insurance you know like uh one one shield


so you want to speak


aunty <mandarin>我听说是:wo ting shuo shi</mandarin> uncle leh <mandarin>一个:yi ge</mandarin> uncle <mandarin>每次在那边赌球现在跟我讲:mei ci zai na bian du qiu xian zai gen wo jiang</mandarin> uncle <mandarin>看心情:kan xin qing</mandarin> leh <mandarin>如果你下次你出你现在:ru guo ni xia ci ni chu ni xian zai</mandarin> car park [right] <mandarin>你注意看了一下那个:ni zhu yi kan le yi xia na ge</mandarin> err


BMW lah


!walao!


okay great ya so anyway ya we gonna start the recording I mean we already we have already started lah so ya you were talking about your grab just now


can you be a bit more natural or not I I I am supposing that they want to listen to the natural, then ya lah it's like what what what you wanna talk about just now like oh I they they they say I too loud uh like, just now you say what the grab person telling you about how you can use the grab driver app


ya lah !wah! they very good one what they actually they actually like like cause last time I also do delivery I told you many times what like they out of nowhere ya out of nowhere they will just, they will just they will just come and talk to you ah like that time I was waiting for our delivery at uh collin's west gate, you know right collin's ya then collin's then the the malay dude suddenly !wah! the two of you you new ah I don't know how he know I new ah then after that he say


I tell you here they deliver damn slow one, probably lah then after that he say here deliver very slow one like, you need to wait like thirty minutes for one order you know everybody wait until want to die then sometimes customer complain ah then also not our fault then what can we do that kind of thing you know


ya but anyway you if you if you do start grab you need to go and just take note of all this, ya but anyway I I delivery nothing much they can do to you one lah it's like the the food delay then what can you do


you know I !hanna! suck thumb ah so ya lor, but anyway next tuesday you want go decathlon right, K what time


, chill bro, yeah yeah yeah but ya what time you wanna go I need to plan


got interview where


okay what, okay lor then after that, maybe we can meet for lunch then we just go [orh]


yeah, I Tumpang you there lor then you ride back, no legit cause it's it's at #joo koon# what it's very near only, eh no I meet you if I meet you straight there then I don't need Tumpang you, cause you #paya lebar# come down what


sorry I november one year already no more P plate bro, what ya you not listening I say no more P plate already, november


it's about the plate my skills quite good one, yes, yeah read your whatsapp eh


read your whatsapp I whatsapp I whatsapp you, yeah


ya that's just just chill like like as per normal man like seriously I'm talking to you as per normal right ya lah what the hell, ya okay anyway


let's ask questions, wait ah I I seeing what question to ask you got anything else you want to want to talk about the grab stuff ah, what , tomorrow you still working ah tomorrow saturday


sunday eh, sunday also need then then what seven days a week ah never, oh


off, okay, please, so if you tender that means you straightaway just do the delivery ah no matter you get the CISCO thing or not


ya lah definitely ah but the is the CISCO one like cause CISCO one how much again how how how how they count the, one point six, work five days a week


and it's, , ,


ya okay lah actually I think not bad I mean, no matter if you get the CISCO one or not it's just how much you work at delivery that's all, so how much time you spend there, yup


ya lah ya lah it's it's not meant to, ya, ,


ya good lah like okay lor


ya lor so you still earn what, , yeah


ya lah like


, ya lah of course lah I mean


ya okay lor then you just do lor, ya good lah I mean money you wanna make I mean you want to earn money can can do a lot of things one so ya


ya good lah, then like that you go for the CISCO interview for what, you need to have at least ten to fifteen minutes of mandarin anyway


really meh


okay oh mummy come back already ah, oh cool cool cool cool cool, yeah, then I mean !aiya! just just just go do whatever you want lah like


(hmm), okay nothing to talk about Liao I go and find question, question, let's let's let's talk a little bit about life, and future


where do you hope to be five years from now or ten or fifteen, not a job I'm your sister asking you that's all, and I found this question in in this question list so why not right


you nobody is accurate in their five year plan let's just say that it's just how they envision themselves to be by then that's all, it's okay because you just started looking for money anyway


okay next one, well I mean


ya there's a vision so that they will work towards that vision you get what I mean, ah of course not it's


ya I understand, ya but


ya I know but I'm only asking you about the vision not something that you die die must have, you get what I mean, ya but I was only asking about if you have any vision not not


okay nevermind, it's like I can tell you in five years like what my vision is lah but, it's not a a confirm that I will get it what but it's just a vision that I would like to work work towards to mah, it's just a vision it's not something that will be like oh shit five years Liao I never I I never achieve this oh I suck no that one is


up to how you, how you think of things lor, ya lah if if if that person is like, if the person is like oh shit in five years I have !wah! die also must achieve this


then good luck to you lah if you don't I mean it's good it's a good thing because they they probably will work super hard for it, because they say they die also have to do it mah if they die if they say die also have to do it but then yet they don't do take any freaking action to do it then sorry ah good luck to you I don't know five years later you will be you will be doing it what lah


but ya up it's see how the person think ah, ya like like like for me I I just purely I have a vision that's all I I don't say that I die also have


I I won't say that I die also have to meet that vision but it's something that I would like to, to like I would like to achieve ah, yeah


even if I don't achieve it doesn't matter also I mean as long as I I tried my best lor, cause I mean legit like if if if you don't have a freaking, like like what you if you don't know what where you wanna be five years or ten years or fifteen years then you wouldn't have a direction in life you see


you get what I mean, ya ya ya that's why but but if you don't have it then it will just it will be just like, some people that I know, they will just live day by day lah then they will just they will tell you oh I'm actually just living in the present uh I <mandarin>一天过一天:yi tian guo yi tian</mandarin> like that then they just they just bullshitting you lah legit


like what living in the present then then, yeah ya they are just in denial that's all


ya correct I mean then okay then you if you tell me that you are you like living day to day like that living in the so called present ah as you say ah then, can I just ask you are you gonna live like this the same way for the next forty years of your life, right I mean


it's it's okay to be totally fine like, uh with yourself living day by day but then you really go and find time go and sit down and ask yourself this question ah like would you like to see yourself, the same way in forty years then can can I just ask you another question is like


you get what I mean what what you looking for, oh, gently take out lah


yeah but you get what I mean, ya then they will they will say oh uh no lah I only I everyday just work then I go home use comp, okay what I very happy ya okay ya lah I mean temporarily you may be happy but then if you just continue doing this maybe ten years down the road you are still doing this


happy meh, I I I I how to say ah it's like I I I respect people's opinions and stuff but I I really cannot, imagine somebody truly believing that they will be happy even if they remain the same day by day ten years twenty years thirty years forty years later


you get what I mean, like you you keep doing the same thing in and out everyday then you don't see any improvement within yourself then, really ah what's the meaning eh I mean, confirm at one point you go and think about, what actually am I living for ah like your life is just like that meh


you you get what I mean, like I mean even if you may be happy but you will still question yourself what, like is there like something else that I can do confirm one humans is just like that one they they they cannot, like they will get bored lah let's just say that


(mmhmm)


ya because you are already happy with everything already what, then there's nothing else for you to do on this earth already what there's nothing else to do, ya lah humans are never content one lah


(mmhmm), (mmhmm) you will not move forward I mean I I I do agree I do agree to a certain extent of course


, they will, you ask me then you don't let me answer


there's another, there's another kind of false contentment which is, oh I want this but it seems like I can't reach it so well I will be content with what I have what I have right now, and then that that's where they start to live in fucking denial oh shit I say a vulgarity I'm sorry but yeah


sorry this is how I talk lah you want singlish what right I give you all the singlish that I usually say you know this is how I talk I'm sorry please edit it out if you need but anyway, yeah then I I I feel like a lot of people is false contentment lah they


I I don't ya I don't believe that humans can be truly contented if not like you said lah there won't be progress [orh], then you will shut the question what's the meaning of your life so ya


ya lah, how they get information what it's too damn slow man what if I can have this portal where all the information is there it's readily uh readily available and <mandarin>很容易就可以拿到了:hen rong yi jiu ke yi na dao liao</mandarin> you know


ya lor, that is very true


ya lah ya lah then then the world wouldn't be what it is today so ya, , ya lor


yeah, your basic needs are just like that, food water shelter, okay


I mean to be honest, I will argue on that also lah so ya, people just die lor, exactly


cause ya you mean,


chicken and egg no


yup, ya man, exactly humans are just not not that,


then just die lor , yeah


yeah man, die lor, ya lor don't need content already what it's enough already everything is enough already


ya ya, ,


, I mean unless unless they tell you actually it's my house no space ah then then different story ah


yeah, , eh so I stop the question just now but I wait ah, let's see


uh, okay <mandarin>我们现在讲华语比较好:wo men xian zai jiang hua yu bi jiao hao</mandarin> if not hor <mandarin>我怕等下没有没有没有没有那个十套十三:wo pa deng xia mei you mei you mei you mei you na ge shi tao shi san</mandarin> percent


yeah <mandarin>我会尽力而为:wo hui jin li er wei</mandarin> lah okay so any


I see I saw this question but I can't find it you wait, they say mother tongue not dialogue, !hais! do you think they they said chinese they said chinese you see I talk too loud again later they they hear this damn Jialat


no they are not that technical, okay


(hmm)


my level is not up there yet so yeah


very common what


okay, actually <mandarin>他们只是讲要用:ta men zhi shi jiang yao yong</mandarin> ten to thirteen percent ah !aiya! <mandarin>我不懂:wo bu dong</mandarin> okay maybe


err <mandarin>三个愿望:san ge yuan wang</mandarin> ah


yeah I must have the strength and flexibility


I this one I need to say in english I need endurance I need strength I need flexibility


health in all aspects holistic health


then then <mandarin>才有:cai you</mandarin> number number two <mandarin>你所谓的:ni suo wei de</mandarin> happiness


okay lah <mandarin>就就幸福幸福啦我的其实跟你的很一样可是我的钱方面我:jiu jiu xing fu xing fu la wo de qi shi gen ni de hen yi yang ke shi wo de qian fang mian wo</mandarin> like <mandarin>你讲物质我的就是要钱:ni jiang wu zhi wo de jiu shi yao qian</mandarin> lor


, ya lah, yeah


yeah, so


okay they might wish for health they might wish for money but they might not wish for uh


eh they might not wish for money they might wish for just hundred percent full health and then they might wish for being able to do the things that they can do last time instead of, oh I want money comfortable money that kind so different situations that people are in will lead to different kind of wishes that they will have lah so


yeah <mandarin>因为我:yin wei wo</mandarin> we we can only say all this kind of thing because to be honest we quite fortunate already so ya, ya ya ya I mean we may we may not have the best childhood or the best uh growing up environment and stuff like that but


ya ya but we we are we are still very good Liao, yeah okay come we move on to next question


what


ya lah like like like maybe, I don't know maybe I don't like this uh uh this part of my body I want to change my body you know that kind of thing


okay what the shit what the shit uh, what the hell did I just hear I <mandarin>我我我我我:wo wo wo wo wo</mandarin> did not just expect that from <mandarin>我的:wo de</mandarin> brother sorry that was a very mixed sentence but yeah


(hmm) , ah okay, okay no wonder lah !walao! eh I I hear that I was like the freak


okay quite funny, okay


now also what <mandarin>现在也是:xian zai ye shi</mandarin> ah


(hmm),


ya lah


what we playing <mandarin>我们在玩:wo men zai wan</mandarin> game ah your turn my turn ya but anyway uh,


okay <mandarin>如果可以换的话就是我换不了的东西就是:ru guo ke yi huan de hua jiu shi wo huan bu liao de dong xi jiu shi</mandarin> physical Liao lor


ah <mandarin>因为这是我换不了的嘛其他东西你要讲性格这些东西我就可以换:yin wei zhe shi wo huan bu liao de ma qi ta dong xi ni yao jiang xing ge zhe xie dong xi wo jiu ke yi huan</mandarin> Liao


I comes off too strong sometimes, yeah


ya ya ya


ya ya ya I mean as it's definitely difficult nobody said it was easy it's just that I don't want to put into account things that actually can change, ya you get what I mean then then that that will be like eh what what bullshit you talking ah, you know yeah then that's about it lah nothing much ah my one my one quite physical quite quite superficial


uh oh phase two started when ah phase two <mandarin>十九号:shi jiu hao</mandarin> ah, no lah <mandarin>哪里:na li</mandarin> two june two june meh, nineteen nineteen june it was on the friday


nineteen june, that means now we are two weeks in, still got okay so so


but okay leh seems to be in control lah like as in like it's not like it it went to like what hundred people in like one person in the church then fifty people Kena that kind of thing you know


, I want to go staycay with my friends my friend the birthday I tell you right the #yang rui# he he want to


he wanted to he he already plan to have a staycation during his birthday already, june twelve that was during phase one ya that's why he keep saying I want to postpone my my birthday ya oh my god the motorcycle


ya ya but then ya because of COVID he cannot mah so now he he is very <mandarin>他很关注这些:ta hen guan zhu zhe xie</mandarin> like staycation <mandarin>的东西啦因为他因为他要去:de dong xi la yin wei ta yin wei ta yao qu</mandarin> staycation, then <mandarin>他现在:ta xian zai</mandarin> send <mandarin>一个一个:yi ge yi ge</mandarin> link, at hotels to be opened for staycations again with safe measurements in place


after like one month mark of phase two, you just get to see people that you can't you can't see lor, actually okay would would you say that you're enjoying phase two life cause I am


yeah I mean ya true, like you know okay K I'm just sharing lah because I I I have to, like prior to all this shit is like I have to run everywhere and everyday right, like I mean come home to sleep lah basically


like you know seriously this this whole CB thing ah I freaking happy eh, like I mean not not because of work from home lah I mean well that's one part of it because I don't like to go to office, then you work from home also can earn money so why not right


like like why the hell do I need to go ya like why do I have to go to office to earn money when whereas I can earn money from home and I'm still doing my work and and I can be even more efficient and, ya like like why do I have to be there I can even be more efficient in at home why why do I have to go to somewhere where I will not be efficient to work for the money and if I can earn more money when I'm at home then


hell just work from home lah !walao! eh what's the problem don't Niao lah you know, ah I mean colleagues I as in friends and colleagues right I would rather just go out and meet them and have fun so that is considered as fun time, and work time I do work


you know if not like I mean I'm I'm why your <mandarin>这个:zhe ge</mandarin> why why like that one but anyway


like <mandarin>你要讲做工的东西我们用:ni yao jiang zuo gong de dong xi wo men yong</mandarin> zoom lor <mandarin>用:yong</mandarin> zoom <mandarin>讲:jiang</mandarin> lor you know


I mean <mandarin>你可以看其他的那些:ni ke yi kan qi ta de na xie</mandarin> uh <mandarin>情侣:qing lv</mandarin> yes lah <mandarin>他们可能是整天要要:ta men ke neng shi zheng tian yao yao</mandarin> meet each other, but like not everybody is just not everybody is like that lah


Sian ah for a lack of better word <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> Sian ah uh anyway ya I need to I need to say singlish in this voice recording ya it's for a lack of better word <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> Sian lor, like Sibeh Sian ah like


what, ya lah but okay because <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> family <mandarin>已经懂:yi jing dong</mandarin> like <mandarin>我们怎样生活了:wo men zen yang sheng huo le</mandarin> so it's like <mandarin>可能我看看到你:ke neng wo kan kan dao ni</mandarin> okay maybe


you get what I mean it's not like, eh <mandarin>为什么我的男朋友今天酱安静的啊我是不是做错了什么啊还是:wei shen me wo de nan peng you jin tian jiang an jing de a wo shi bu shi zuo cuo le shen me a hai shi</mandarin> uh <mandarin>他他难道不爱我了:ta ta nan dao bu ai wo le</mandarin> you know that kind of thing, you know cause you you spend so much time together then after that like very nice ah very Shiok ah !wah! <mandarin>甜蜜蜜:tian mi mi</mandarin> ah everyday then after that suddenly your your you realise eh actually


ya but then actually then after a while, confirm somebody will get Sian first what then they will because you already treat them as as family and so comfortable right, then it's like okay I want to have my alone time okay oh I I I'm go play my games you know just let let let my partner do their things ah


then suddenly the partner will be thinking eh <mandarin>为什么他:wei shen me ta</mandarin> like <mandarin>没有给我:mei you gei wo</mandarin> attention Liao ah <mandarin>怎么办:zen me ban</mandarin> ah is it is it what I do ah is it, is it he don't love me anymore is it you know that kind of thing, there's bound to be something like that one, then after that actually you realise actually no eh when you all talk ah then you realise eh, no lah I only want my alone time mah I thought you okay mah comfortable with that


you know ya so so like this kind of things unless you go and communicate properly I think very hard to, like a lot of miscomm uh can can arise lah which I mean I learnt the hard way I don't know what I'm talking about this but ya but anyway


yeah oh anyway phase two is is good, no, I mean yes it will be good for you lah but for those people like me who want who like to work from home ah then it's not good


because confirm phase three they ask you go back go back work one confirm plus chop one then come we go do go office don't know do what shit again so ya


I I don't think that will happen this this way lah because if you see ah you see ah, uh you phase three like your karaokes your bars your clubs everything are open, so I mean if you think about it right if if club can can open for all the young punk all go there ah <mandarin>喝酒:he jiu</mandarin> ah Lim #lim jiu# ah


then then then lie down there drunk like like like dog like that ah then, why they cannot open office, you get what I mean in the club everybody is like sticking to each other like sardine like that leh, whereas in office you still got some space eh so, I I doubt that will happen lah like to be able to open up all the entertainment sites but then they still ask you to work from home then


no I don't think so and you think about all the bosses in singapore damn Niao one leh so ya, some


yeah that's true


ya I mean ya lah in a in a selfish way lah I guess, ya really


yeah,


it's just a very traditional kind of thinking lah, ya lor exactly you don't need the big ass office and need everybody to go back to office on the same day so ya


ya man, ya I mean you just see how people adapt to this only lah


we shall see lor we shall see lor but I I really feel like this this this COVID, I wouldn't say that it's a good thing lah but it just it just came with a, ya I mean ultimately it's still a pandemic what it's just that it on a brighter side it's more like if they they I mean in a very cliche saying <mandarin>就是:jiu shi</mandarin> they propel humankind into a next stage ah to the next stage lah in a sense


like really really like, in a good way in a good way, yup


ya ya, I want to go also cannot go so ya,


!walao! <mandarin>我讲不够中文:wo jiang bu gou zhong wen</mandarin> meh, like legit a lot of like a lot singlish lor


Simi show time what the hell


or english is norm lah


okay <mandarin>那个就回:na ge jiu hui</mandarin> office but


uh


uh <mandarin>工厂啊还是你需要那种你你本人要在那边做东西那那就没有办法啦医疗人员:gong chang a hai shi ni xu yao na zhong ni ni ben ren yao zai na bian zuo dong xi na na jiu mei you ban fa la yi liao ren yuan</mandarin> uh


err, no, no once phase three opens lah <mandarin>那种东西就是:na zhong dong xi jiu shi</mandarin> ya <mandarin>就是看以后怎样:jiu shi kan yi hou zen yang</mandarin> lor


ya so


oh well I mean, okay thank you very much


(mm) bye bye one two three stop


got red now, ya so, eh I actually also forget what I saying sia then hor


okay let's so I guess start start all over again


ya so he was basically telling me about, you know it's like basically a coach he's trying to coach me because he had nothing to do there while waiting for his order so he just, anyhow anyhow [orh] you know anyhow do things then trying to get people to do do stuff and all that


I would say quite a nice guy you know it's just, ya lah as you say [orh] all mostly all this ah Abang Adik ah all very good one, ya, ya they they they steady one they all


yeah


because you got the new face ah


ya, ya lah then I I know lah then I mean shit happens sometimes what then I mean if if shit happens then, Cham Cham lah you know


ya that that's why it's like okay lor whatever lor, yeah, ya because I because ah I because ah I I seriously ah


need bike, so ah I tell you now I got no bike ah I I I, very Cham so ya, I very chill lah you know I I damn relax one


yeah, ya see ah, because I nine thirty right


need need to go interview, !wah! actually ah I tell you ah very very Jialat it's at #paya lebar#, it's at #paya lebar# at nine thirty some more


so ah still need to wake up very early one, yeah, ya lah, I think that will be the best best plan lor


ya, you Tumpang me, later later got accident how ya


ya, ya, later later you new driver later got later later later you, later you Langgar I tell you, ya later you Langgar other people


ya but it's not about the plate mah, serious or not, okay lor since you say so I I trust you, okay


read my whatsapp, I mean, ya lah you you you, it's just like that lor you know, but okay I get the point I get the point


ya lah


no no no no of course not, ya lah that's why you see, need to work, ya, it's actually six that's why next week right the tuesday off right is my off


eh but seriously ah I really thinking ah I should just I should just just, tender next next monday or something so ya, I I don't want to waste my time so ya


ya lah it's it's either way it's still more profitable, you see ya, monthly monthly pay, one point six, five days a week and you it starts at eight


but as long as you finish right you are free, so that one is, best you know I mean I mean anything beats this current ah you know because this current right although you get the money you see you have the money


but if you think about if but if you think about it in some sense right, wasting time ah you can probably just finish it off right and then you go to something a bit more


a bit better and you know and and all that right rather than you just, wasting life you know and all that right, and and risking COVID you know doing doing, very very silly things you know so ya lah that's that's the plan lah so ya


ya because the thing is right now right if you think about it on the tier right, this job that I have ah is pretty much the lowest, and it is it is a job right that is just is like you know you know how we say uh intermediary


ya it's it's not meant to be a career I'm just doing it right because I just want to earn bike money, something like that that is it and as of yesterday and today right, I already the the the the cash money that is already enough you see I can I can even buy like what


two hundred plus one also can already so the how to say ah the, the goal is accomplished, anything else from tomorrow onwards right is pretty much extra extra extra you see like extras just for the just maybe you know if like you know if


mum needs it right I give her some the rest I buy other things something like that because either way right if you think about it right, you resign, you still have to serve one week notice the one week actually the one week notice itself right is seven days mah


the seven days itself ah is enough to cover a lot of things already eh seven days you are basically earning seven days right worth of notice money, so if err it's still a lot of money even the seven days itself right can pretty much cover the cost of the bike already, see so anything else is pretty much just extra from there so this is my plan because the thing is


there's it's really no point and you see here's the here's the interesting thing, this is my thinking right, you thinking the same right and the other people whom I talk to right all say the same shit


right so it's like there's really no there's really no argument anymore ah you know there's really no argument it's not like I there's mixed signal like some people may be like, oh no no no no you know eh it's it's important ah you have to hold a job now ah you know all this kind of thing right


nobody is saying that right now you see that's the thing nobody is saying that right now it's like, you ask the grab people they also say just go and do it I ask you you also say go and do it then uh, even my own friend who intro me this job right say eh if you got something better please


just go and do you know that kind of thing right so it's like every it's like this is one of the instances ah where everybody sound is the same you see, nobody is like no no no no you have to stay because you know, a thousand and one reasons why you should stay because later scared no money or everybody here like eh seven fifty per hour screener and all that right they also like


what, you know so it's like no just, and and, and the funny thing is right, you see ah the job has two shift right the job has two shift


but the thing is right they only hiring one screener, and then the other shift right is given to the, given to the employees instead it means that right before my arrival ah, they don't have this thing at all


and if you think about it right why is there nobody here probably because nobody will take the job, probably I'm not saying it is lah you know it's like, it's just a possibility it's just a thought you know that kind of thing so it's like, yeah I mean I I not going to badmouth the job because as I said right some people can come to love it one


ya some people can come to love it one so ya but I think for me right need to do something else so ya, alright ya so that's all ah, yeah I I will I will have my plans from here on ah so ya


yeah, my my because right now right the my goal ah, achieve already so so I don't have anymore how how to put it ah you know the baggage, I no more already anything from here that I I that I can earn right


extra money it's just extra from here on up already so ya, so I got I got this covered already so ya that that's pretty much all alright, !huh!


why speak mandarin, they say at the back mah, have I think they I think they they did specify but anyways right


because the because the thing is right the CISCO job right, oh okay okay, so you see ah, the CISCO job right


you are getting a full time pay, on on a semi flexible schedule semi flexible the point being semi flexible because, although the work hours is like that right but let's say right you can finish early


right then if that day at night you don't have anything on right or something like that you can just go mah, rather than and and some more if so it's like right if you can manage to get that kind of Lobang right you can do like


a full time job right and if you fast enough you would and you would at your staff right you do finish already right you get the full time pay, plus if you plus plus you know you put in a little bit of effort just doing something like that right like


panda or what right, it's extra cash as well mah you see so it's like why not right it's it's it's any plan is better than, seven fifty sit there, right it's like this one is pretty much ah the lowest common denominator of all so it's like dude


I think I think think yeah so ya that that that is that is the thing for now so ya, yeah, ya she come back already, got TV


yes yes yes yes


ya, what is this an interview or interview for a job or something it's like


oh I don't know, dude I can't even tell where where are we from five five hours from now you tell me five five years


honestly I I I have no idea, no I mean can uh there's there's really few people who can say that they oh they they know already so ya, I mean I mean minus all minus all the overly ambitious dudes ah you know who like eh in five years I will <mandarin>我要做世界首富:wo yao zuo shi jie shou fu</mandarin> you know or something like that right then it's like


a vision, ya but I think it's important, it's okay to have this kind of thing ah but I think it's important to not harbour expectations you know that kind of thing because if you


because you can have a vision you see because a vision can propel you forward, but if you get too hung up on it right and then let's say if something befall you or something right then you from be from very ambitious right you crash all the way down into you know like


you sink into, very very Jialat depression or something like that right ya so because this is the result of what you know, you harbour expectations you see it's like you you say you have a vision, but the vision has become something that right you die die also must get you know that kind of thing right like a vision is good right but die die also must get right is


not helpful so ya, yeah so so right it's like ya lah point of view [orh]


I see ya lah ya lah true true true


yeah, oh well I mean, I have a dream


okay I mean that that's good, yes


ya the thing is you need a direction and a meaning, a zombie, yeah


actually right, if if they this kind of thing ah if they be authentic with themselves right, ya because, no one can really no I don't think anyone can really say right that they like living day by day


ya, , like I don't think so


but got plastic though so ya, nevermind nevermind it's fine, it's alright it's alright, yes of course I get what you mean


no I mean if they are happy with it right power to them, ya


true yes


ya of course, ya of course because, actually there is a a thing that says right


there is no such thing as contentment, you know they they got people ever say before right to be content means you might as well just die, ya


so it's like people got say uh there are people who say before right that you know to feel discontented with something right is actually normal, it just means that you have a drive for growth, because to to to not to to be totally content means to be stuck


that that's what some people say ya, yes to to be to be content like you know what some people say about, I mean if they there is true contentment like there are people who are just like I like what I do I like whatever lah that is true contentment


but there is such a thing right called, false contentment you know false contentment means what or not false contentment is is like right, I don't feel any I don't feel anything I don't feel anything thing to be content for but I don't know somebody tell me I must feel content in life because


this that you know this that or the third, yeah


ya, oh well, ya, ya


it it is, there won't be progress because, there are people because you because from a from a scientific point of view right


the only reason why we have internet and smartphones and all that today right is because some bugger right is discontented with the way he sees the world you get what I you get what I mean


yes, yes, if someone is just contented right, we will still be in caveman age, because they will be they they will be content because


no need improve I have I can use my bow and arrow to shoot a a a a deer and then after that I use my fingers to claw it open and then I, ya no you you no need shirts you don't need this and that you know you can you can just live in


wood huts grass huts you know and all that right you won't have aircon you won't have all this ya because if you think about it from a from a essential point of view right, that's all you really need what, you you just need food what right you just need food and water to live actually you don't need anything else you


what, what what does what does human need to live, food, and if you want you can put the S word in it as well, yes and shelter yes and maybe if you want you can throw in medical healthcare you know


it's not really it's not really a must because because before healthcare people just live and die ya they it's it's it's, there is a saying that in the past right nobody feared death


ya because it is common place, if only people in today right that are trying all their best right and and and if if it's like right trying to make life and death right become a stressful affair, it's like it's like that is another source of stress in in and of itself which is which is ironic you see so ya


yes so it's like, it it it's funny, ya so it's like content that's why in that's why in in a sense right you see content you see this is one one thing that is good also contentment bring about things like


medical advancement, and all that because people saw that, oh my god people are dying from disease and there is no cure so we need a cure


as as early as two hundred and twenty one BC ah BC by the way not AD ah he was already looking for, longevity <mandarin>长生不老药:chang sheng bu lao yao</mandarin> so you see people in people back then already looking for ways right to extend life


ya so to say that you are content, I I don't think so so ya, yeah like like like like okay you it's like you are content, okay now got coronavirus


how, you you still need to you still need to advance in order to combat the coronavirus if you do not advance in ya then you will just be a a sitting duck, right, it's the same for dengue every time people looking for ways right to combat dengue if they if they are just content right oh okay uh dengue come


okay lor, yeah, yeah, we don't need to have all these advances you know and all that right you don't need to four K eight K you know that kind of thing why why do people want


want four K and eight K you know that kind of thing four K TV and all that cause they are because, they are discontented what if they say they content right you can ask them what eh if I give you a four K TV now right uh eight K right you want or not, if they say don't want right then that one ah is mad respect


ya that's why I say if they don't want right and they say no I'm just okay I okay already that one I mad respect


ya, then that one I cannot help lah that one is just, you know that one is just blows my mind so ya


so pure <mandarin>华语:hua yu</mandarin> now, well you just have to try your best then, okay find one topic use mandarin all the way so ya


hokkien #eh sai buay#, if you want to be technical about it right hokkien is our mother tongue, if you want to be if you want to be technical about it


that's why I said if you want to be technical about it right hokkien then is our mother tongue ya


I think I can go back to english already I already use a lot already


okay


honestly I think everybody needs that


ya


because when I mean materialism it also means your house because anything that you can feel you can touch right and all that right so a house is included as well so ya yes


so I think we all share the same goal on that yes, ya ya ya it is, yes, who who makes a wish saying that eh today I feel I my my biggest wish hor is to play dota two


yes, ya


oh yes we are, yeah, we aren't we aren't starving in in india so ya


uh you know you have enough mandarin, are you sure you, yes you still need


I I I'm actually okay because I have a nickname last time, I anything also can talk, you you want to talk about you want to talk about I can talk to you about right


the the flavour of a sweet right to what is life about so yeah


one thing about myself


well I mean for one thing I I I could definitely, I mean if I if I can grow a few CM ah I I don't mind , yeah, ya


uh eh last last time ah you know really last time right when I was in secondary school ah, I was literally I there are times where I was like right eh can I just grow some CM taller


I mean I mean in terms of height ah not not not in that aspect ah so ya, no no no no I mean height like like that that time that time I was like ya that time I was like thinking right, holy shit how good must it be if I if I I I'm like <mandarin>一八三:yi ba san</mandarin> one eight three CM you know or something like that right


ya that was something I literally wished for back in secondary school that that is, now not so much already because you know you, I mean come on lah it's like it's like you what we are both in our twenties you know health I I me me myself I'm about to hit thirty you know that kind of thing right


is is height really that relevant anymore it's like yes there are there are big heads and and all that who who might talk about it but, not a lot ah you know like nobody really goes around talking about height anymore you see it's like nobody goes around saying eh uh you you applying for this job ah how how tall are you ah


you know it's like, nobody really talks about it anymore the only time when you talk about and you feel self conscious about it at at it's height ah is when, most likely is when when you know when you are in poly secondary when you are trying to when you are trying all your best to impress the other uh opposite sex you know or something like that right


then you'll be like holy shit I wish I can be one eight three I I be a I be a basketball jock jock you know and all this kind of thing right, but if if like when you go when you go into the so called real world ah so called real world ah I put this in quotation mark ah right, who even cares you know who even cares anymore nobody nobody gives a shit it's like they are more interested in


in can are you are you a a a upright person or are you just are you just an A hole you know or something like that you know I think more people are, focused on that right rather on like rather like eh how tall are you then of course of course in that in terms of physical and and of course you know I I certainly wish that I can I I can


like like I'm okay this this part right is definitely doable, you know like of course if I can I I will I will want to be slightly bigger you know that kind of thing but this is doable because the the height thing is not doable you see


it's a genetic thing so ya so it's like, the height is like that is like that lor nobody talks about it so screw it you know if up it's it's it's not it's not such a it's not such a strong focus anymore but of course it's like if someone comes around and and be like, !hey! jordan I grant you extra ten CM today


oh thank you very much I will take it you know that kind of thing but, now ah, in terms of physical definitely I wish I could be a bit more


in terms of physical wise ah I of course I definitely wish I could be a bit more you know for the lack of a better term right a bit more, power you know that kind of thing like like I could be, no as in it's like I could be a a bit more muscular you know like all this kind of thing right which can translate to you know


direct power or something like that ya it's like it's like have the look of power ah you know that kind of thing, and that that's in that's on in terms of physical of course if you want to get into the, uh non-physical right !wah! that one really a lot so ya but of course one thing is that


actually I'm I'm I'm I'm okay it's just that I could I could probably stand to be, actually I don't know I I'm not even sure myself so ya


so ya, what about you, I mean I think I I mean I think I'm okay like like if you really want to ask me to elaborate on something right I could probably stand to be


better at socialising maybe you know that kind of thing I could stand to be better at that although I honestly I'm not the worst at that skill but it's just that, yes there are there there there are people whom I whom whom is like there are many times when people talk to me I be like ya okay you know that that kind of thing


not the worst but not the best but !hey! if given an opportunity to magically improve why not so ya, your turn


but why, okay


certainly certainly, quite difficult though but yes doable


okay, alright alright, two june


uh no I forgot, okay, ya, uh I wish phase three can come fast


you know actually it's not even okay you know our community cases are increasing, ya that's why


I don't know man previously didn't the lawrence Wong said that that, it could be months before phase three you know so ya


when his his birthday again, that that's over okay, what the hell


okay, seriously ah if you think about it right phase two is nothing, ya it's it's but other than that it's really nothing, what


I don't know because to me it's not much not that much of a difference, ya


ya, ya, (mmhmm)


ya it's, it it's a god send for some people, ya like use me as an example eh why do you have to, ya


yeah, unless you really love your colleagues


ya, you don't have to meet them like what twenty four seven at work and all that right


ya, ya even the bestest of friends right if you meet every single day ah I think also, ya it it's not possible so ya


no you know you know you know interestingly right there are some couples right who break up because they are zooming everyday so ya


Sian ah ya lah


ya but that one is a different story because, you know, your family hor


yeah, true yes


ya, but I tell you phase three is better


phase three is when right things will start to impact me already so ya, like ya technically ya ya


but actually I mean you know you know something they can implement things like right like phase three but sorry you still all offices right still have to be what because, the virus is still there


unless, but the good thing is right this corona right might have open the eyes of some bosses, so you have to hope that your boss right is one of that some


yeah that's why if it's because ah the a boss right some bosses right, can be very scared of the virus as well you see, they'll be like eh uh I think let's just continue working from home you don't come here first I don't want to see you all later you all pass the virus to me ah you know or something like that right yeah


yes you have to, because right now ah the the the truth of what corona have taught us is that right, many things can be done via home ya really a lot of things a lot of things that before this corona right there are a lot of bosses will be like


no no no cannot cannot really cannot okay cannot really cannot but this corona right basically told them right, no screw you I I'm I'm telling you to to let your employees right work from home okay, you know that kind of thing and they #lan lan# suck thumb


and then they now now they have to do it right then people start realising that, holy shit my job can do from home what, how how come how come I I slogging in office all these years ah what my boss doing ah and then some bosses maybe also


ya hor if my employee all can work from home right for what I open that big office you know and then I pay rent like one one one doors like that like one, Siao eh you know that kind of thing, ya then it's like eh if working from if my all my employees ah can work from home ah deliver the same results right


we and then I can cut down cost on other places right like that also good what, ya, ya it's it's too traditional mindset of right eh I see you sit there ah if I never see you sit there ah means


you are not working you know, ya, yeah


I mean people died so ya, yes


and and some and and furthermore right we are not free of danger either yes so ya, like you can like you can like in some ways we can talk about all the optimistic stuff right but the sad reality like you know your two years of NS like that right


in which you don't have obviously but it's like two years of NS the the the black cloud right will always be there so ya, okay lah I think last few minutes right you can just


for the for the sake of it right just finish it off in <mandarin>用中文:yong zhong wen</mandarin> so ya just to make sure that, just finish it off lah you know we speak a lot of singlish really a lot already, ya but I don't know whether we or not we have the thirteen percent ya just


whatever just use this is this is like your showtime


okay so I guess this is it for now then, okay thank you very much, bye bye, press the tick right


alright lah I think that one can hear leh it's like quite loud you cannot hear something wrong eh, , started already ah okay lah I think it works ah eh but just now what did you say ah uh what's that you were saying


uh Starhub comes with free what thing on weekend


wait it's not, a plan


oh, it's, it's for all Starhub users or just you,


uh


oh my god the reform part guy, dude, ya it's the reform part guy dude it's so retarded cause like only two people appear for whatever the political broadcast


ya and I don't know why they don't sit in the front row together why they sit one front one back it looks, so


make it looked spread out, uh, I don't know eh but oh my god that guy's chinese is is really super damn bad sia


he suddenly speaking chinese then he don't know how to say uh government, in chinese ya so he said parliament, , political debates are damn weird I mean not debate the broadcast they all just sitting there and they look very stiff sia like damn awkward leh


dude every year got meme one what over the GE like the one, the one I send on Mothership also all those were moments what


tenth july, !aiya!, you also don't need vote you also !aiya! don't need to


one ah, uh, I don't know next week <P2>ian</P2> cannot then do the following week lor


I don't know man y'all decide I mean I actually like okay one but I'm not I'm gonna start working so gotta let me know, earlier, [orh] <mandarin>对:dui </mandarin> ah


A [orh]


[orh]


ah (uh huh), but you say your primary school is beside salvation army what salvation army is just


no they're not, salvation army is so much closer to your house than #cheong chin nam# bruh dude #cheong chin nam# you still need drive down some more leh it's like another it's about two plus KM to #cheong chin nam# or three


KM, then how


!huh!


eh good leh you got so many people in your estate, wait, y'all took the bus together but y'all don't know each other, ya last time school bus you talk to everyone and play games inside in primary school one what


your school, no every school bus is like that leh I don't know what's wrong with your school eh, oh yours is a big ass bus ah


oh no lah mine is the van, ya but going home bus


I rather a going okay wait I rather I I I can't tell which one I want, uh, true true that eh is it


then you don't talk to people, but you still didn't talk to a single person that's so weird eh


wait but there's five people in your estate but y'all don't want to be friends such a waste eh it's like got friends around you but you don't want eh, y'all ya'll drop off together what


!wah! <mandarin>有点恶心:you dian e xin </mandarin> eh


uh


!wah!


[orh], oh <mandarin>对:dui </mandarin> [orh], [orh] eh, !wah!


ah


I take very long for what


eh how long did I speak for ah in chinese like I don't know eh I felt like it was quite long eh, ya I'm not gonna speak in chinese anymore it was a bit of a pain you know like (ugh) !wah! this just


goes to, show how much my chinese deprove over the years eh, dude it was SJI that spoiled my chinese if not last time I good one last time I can match all the Mediacorp Mediacorp celebrity chinese one


catholic, !aiya! SJI, also Angmoh-Pai one you Angmor Pai is the chinese will never be good one ah


you got what excuse, not really like primary school you can't blame the education system for chinese is just really good and bad at the start I was in a


english school, exam or, test


confirm lah it's some, confirm some, spelling test or some writing test that's why lah cannot, be


like normal end of year, exam, ya lah CA, one, SAone CAtwo SAtwo lah, !huh! your system have meh


, , , oh my god that


how could, you not know that it's a exam, how, wait, eh


but mock paper also is in exam setting no meh


you sound like a burden child, uh, okay so you were panicking cause everyone thought you were cheating and then you're like oh


no, shit, !huh!, !huh! you don't know what's, cheating is that not a primary one word


, if you learn the word cheating in upper sec I'm, legitly concern, about your education and whatever you've been through leh


uh okay lah there's, some words thar, you don't know one what, uh I don't think that's worse I think I learnt a word in JC leh like uh you know hazard light right the car hazard light


okay cause, my, dad's english not very good so last time he everytime say hazard light so I whole my whole life hazard until JC right I keep saying hazard light, no I never criticise people I just I but this word you hardly ever have to use it so you never know ah


no but, I will say hazard as a word alone but when combined with the word light right like referring to the car car button right


I always say, hazard light or something but if you're talking on the, word hazard, cause I don't know what that word was like I thought it was some deep english word that I don't know


uh, err, I, I don't know I found out in JC or something how I found out, thats a different, question that I cannot remember


them park, wait oh so you didn't know how to spell the word


so it was ridiculous that everyone else pronounced it as theme park while you pronounced it as them park


no you , it's not your debating, it's just, you being overly bearing then everyone's like


wait so do you know how to pronounce words like okay let me ask you a few words here then you pronounce it correctly C O N G E E


uh you sure , you sure, it is, I gonna speak a bit more like caucasian style maybe like you know what SCGS says don't use porridge just congee


feels more like it eh like it's a word that is more westernised I guess like you don't hear singaporeans say congee one what


ah ya, singaporeans all say porridge, mah, I don't know it feels, too asian of a word for them to say porridge I guess I don't know, how it works


so having to Es means it's more asian, I mean most people will pronounce it


as, gee, !aiya! I know, okay how do you pronounce, uh pronounce S A L M O N


wrong, ah so uncivilized eh


I mean just eh actually you use much singlish one meh have what


do I, dude I I naturally speak singlish like I I've if I had to speak english I will change the way I speak also


it's very, like when you speak singlish it's a very inept thing for singaporeans no meh


is it like, chicken-little


ah popping a pimple, pain sia, oxy is very bad what


no I use, I use cetaphil


it's very it's, not so toxic, I don't know last time I go to a dermatologist then they ask me either use cetaphil or like QV or like uh La Roche-Posay that brand


cause it's, not so drying


but we all know your face isn't clean ah, I said clean I didn't say, clear


!wah! my, do need to go and buy pimple cream already sia, why does she has to follow me


how bout you go find <P2>rachel liew</P2> <P2>rachel liew</P2> stay so near you anyway, oh ya she interning where ah I forget where


I don't think so leh !aiya! but I thought you're her best friend how can you not know where she work at, used to be, and not any more


I, don't know what, y'all close meh, like how close


long time ago but how close are y'all actually not very what


ya, how many percent is your phone, !aiya! lame, think your phone cannot last twenty minutes something wrong eh you need to change your, battery already you know, uh


I don't know I mean, you cannot charge meh your charger just beside you no meh