I don't think otters are aggressive too, no


okay okay, a bit scary ah hundred horses it is I like horses too, quite cute ah is like really my little pony leh,


, cute right, not bad not bad, you can open our, we capture them then we open our own, farm, , ya then you know some people they scared of horse right cause <mandarin>很大:hen da</mandarin> then like


it will look very scary very muscular then now we have baby horses, , that is that's true


sounds like a plan, okay, !wah! <mandarin>这个问题:zhe ge wen ti</mandarin> ah, err, I think right


global warming, , ya maybe like, you know like the north pole the iceberg then melt right


then tsunami then everyone <mandarin>一起死:yi qi si</mandarin> lor, ya this is what happen in do you watch, twenty twelve the <mandarin>世界末日:shi jie mo ri</mandarin> one, the movie !wah!, it's damn scary


like legit got tsunami into the city you know, I don't know what happened though, why why would there be such a big tsunami, maybe got earthquake, wait if I if global warming then earthquake also


will have ah, eh the, all these these right you know our our platonic, plates right and stuff right


they move by themselves, cause of the magma under in the earth core you know


[orh], maybe lah I think so lah, you know the the, ozone layer also gone, then maybe everyone will get cancer also


like the forest fire you know, tsunami forest fire drought, flooding, , then I think either one of these


oh oh maybe like the asteroids you know, like you know <mandarin>很久以前:hen jiu yi qian</mandarin> the dinosaur one, (mmhmm) <mandarin>爆炸:bao zha</mandarin> boom


ya but I don't know that one is how long in the future lor, if human survive, but maybe like far into the future, if if humans can survive that long


yes four four million, you know actually I don't know


ya, okay let me think of the pettiest pettiest


dislike someone ah like really dislike until like <mandarin>我不要跟你做朋友:wo bu yao gen ni zuo peng you</mandarin> that kind is it, okay


!wah!, pettiest ah


, well that's true then it's like, you everyone <mandarin>自己付钱:zi ji fu qian</mandarin> mah then you still take other people's food


<mandarin>过太过分:guo tai guo fen</mandarin> cannot, oh ya, but I don't think that's very petty leh


it's very logical, it's like if someone <mandarin>乱动你的东西:luan dong ni de dong xi</mandarin> obviously you will be angry right, so I don't think it's that petty, , but, ya what is considered petty


, okay, maybe, maybe someone say they hate dogs like it's not just they scared of dogs they <mandarin>不要动:bu yao dong</mandarin> like dogs right but they say they hate dogs


then I'll be like cannot, is that petty maybe it is


err


, eh I, ya it's actually interesting, thanks for the intro,


ya, ya you I mean you <mandarin>不喜欢:bu xi huan</mandarin> then you keep it to yourself lah if you have to say it to me despite knowing that I it's like my favourite, something, then I will also be very #pek cek#


maybe, !huh!, what do we do travel the world


right, oh that's true, !huh!


ya, , where will we get our money from, oh wait wait but it says you see the chinese one <mandarin>我们会靠什么来打发时间:wo men hui kao shen me lai da fa shi jian</mandarin> so it's just what we want to do to pass the time


nothing much what


I guess it's basically whatever we are doing, during our CB period, except for travelling


ya imagine this,


!huh!, ya, , that's true, plus I really cannot remember


if I cannot remember means it's not <mandarin>难忘:nan wang</mandarin> lor, don't have leh, it's like I don't have any touching story to go along with it too


wait what where is that


!huh! <mandarin>没有看到:mei you kan dao</mandarin> leh, oh [orh] okay okay labels ah, (hmm), for me ah, by society


I don't know leh I think just we are students lor,


nothing much right


oh that's true, maybe, very sheltered right


[orh], ya I guess that's it, nothing much, , but then <mandarin>来到大学:lai dao da xue</mandarin> in the end everyone will be the same lah


ya they all not not very Rabak one leh


all quite chill, like there's nobody I know


not like you know the, that's true


ya everyone seem normal lor, , oh ten years ago <mandarin>我们几岁:wo men ji sui</mandarin> ah


!wah! ten years old ah P four right, !huh!, P four ah, what, what would be inside oh you know actually


in P four I really liked to draw, then I will draw all the anime character, I think my friend still have like a folder of all my drawings, , but ya we use to draw a lot


and what else will be inside ah, at that point, what do I like, !wah! I I <mandarin>记不了:ji bu liao</mandarin> already leh


you can put your dictionary inside, , oh, okay maybe also, you know last time, we everyone still use like DVD player blu-ray is it upgraded to blu-ray already


but like <mandarin>以前:yi qian</mandarin> right we watch a lot of CD what then maybe I will put in a few of my favourite CDs,


eh our games last time is like the game boys you know, then got the <mandarin>小小个的:xiao xiao ge de</mandarin> cartridge damn cute, oh, it's okay


oh oh isn't that on the, the internet one right, err that one I don't know lah computer is it,


can't believe you actually bought it, , it's okay you were only ten, you still have it then you can take out and play what


, oh then you can sell it now


!huh! isn't caroline the the girl with the button eyes, oh wait scary ah


but actually right, I don't think I <mandarin>看过:kan guo</mandarin> the movie, then it sounds very interesting lor so it kind of gives me like memories like oh I watched it but I also cannot really remember much leh


oh sorry <mandarin>我没有:wo mei you</mandarin> CD player lor, ya cannot anymore


I think I did, you know when I was young I really like movies like the cats versus dogs


this kind, very cute, then,


!aiya! so cute eh I also want, same, until I realized, you know too much blood a bit scary


[orh], ya I cannot, I I don't know leh I think seeing blood


is okay for me but it's just <mandarin>太多压力:tai duo ya li</mandarin> you know I don't think you know you must finish this within a few hours right, then I'll be over there very stress, then you know then your <mandarin>手一抖:shou yi dou</mandarin> right then accidentally cut something wrong


ya then you may lose your license a bit <mandarin>不划算:bu hua suan</mandarin> lah, true, then you know if you get


you study like medicine and stuff right, also very hard to <mandarin>改行:gai hang</mandarin> and like do another job, cannot lah, not prepared for that


ya I I also wouldn't want to see that lah, really meh


!wah! what would I risk ah, !huh! is like what kind of risk, what like what would I <mandarin>放弃:fang qi</mandarin> for my dream


uh, then what would I have to risk, I mean there's something there are things that I have to <mandarin>放弃:fang qi</mandarin> lah, but, will it be considered a risk


but it's just, [orh] I don't know eh


!huh!, yes it is, true


ya I guess if if my parents like <mandarin>反对我去追求梦想:fan dui wo qu zhui qiu meng xiang</mandarin> right, then I will just no like nope I'm not gonna listen, ,


why, oh like <mandarin>真正的梦想:zhen zheng de meng xiang</mandarin> ah


!wah! I don't know leh my my <mandarin>梦想:meng xiang</mandarin> is to own, a penthouse you know, [orh] that one, it's just err one one off thing, no more already


my my <mandarin>梦想:meng xiang</mandarin> already change already, , but I just want to be <mandarin>导演:dao yan</mandarin> like you know cause it is fun like I watch all the variety shows


then it's like they like like <mandarin>一全家人:yi quan jia ren</mandarin> over there working quite cute quite fun


[orh], dance school expensive right


that's true, is that all the questions already no what <mandarin>好像还有很多:hao xiang hai you hen duo</mandarin> leh


!wah! everyday activity ah, ya anything right is like


ya eventually #buay tahan# one cannot cannot


okay, what would what would you think is the most torturous though


how about you just, nibble on food, for me I think is <mandarin>上厕所:shang ce suo</mandarin> lah


, oh that's true, !aiya! anything also cannot lah,


ya the one thing two things I can do watch TV, and sleep, and <mandarin>八个小时:ba ge xiao shi</mandarin> straight though is like no kick leh, eight episodes only, oh every single day ah


can lah eight hours not bad, ah oh I I think I can I mean, TV is great which comes to our new next question


which genre of drama or TV show do you enjoy the most


you just want to watch people <mandarin>打架:da jia</mandarin> right, same lah I like thriller, I like those you know at the end ah got some big plot twist, then you also <mandarin>看了:kan le</mandarin> !whoa!


err I am okay with this lah, I only watch these like when it's animated


but <mandarin>有时候:you shi hou</mandarin> you know the CG <mandarin>看了很假:kan le hen jia</mandarin> then also a bit weird lah


, oh my god, oh my god I <mandarin>小时候:xiao shi hou</mandarin> always <mandarin>跟着:gen zhe</mandarin> my mum <mandarin>看:kan</mandarin> all these you know like the <mandarin>西游记看三篇:xi you ji kan san pian</mandarin> leh


the entire series, , err ya


think, okay lah I do I like the <mandarin>古代:gu dai</mandarin> one got all the <mandarin>武侠片:wu xia pian</mandarin> right, but the old ones very funny


maybe maybe <mandarin>现代:xian dai</mandarin> one is better, last time one the CGI, very, questionable, , ya but actually it's like when <mandarin>我们小时候:wo men xiao shi hou</mandarin> right then <mandarin>我们看这些:wo men kan zhe xie</mandarin> we also don't think it's like bad or anything


cause at that period of time it was actually good, it was like there's nothing else is the best already


oh my god which actor ah, !wah! I don't know leh so hard to choose


, oh


(hmm), no no for one day only, ya <mandarin>一天:yi tian</mandarin> only


, oh oh my god ya eh smart leh who do you think is the richest err err robert downey junior


oh, oh wait he got <mandarin>家庭:jia ting</mandarin> ah, I think so maybe, richest single actors


oh true ah, actually a lot of the <mandarin>韩国明星:han guo ming xing</mandarin> they are single what, (mmhmm)


ya, that's right, I don't know leh how about <mandarin>中国:zhong guo</mandarin> one, also <mandarin>很有钱:hen you qian</mandarin> you know, !huh! yes


good choice


who would I choose ah, should I choose, no is I cannot choose someone I like, it's a bit <mandarin>奇怪:qi guai</mandarin> ah if you wake up in their body, so hard


!aiya! I will just choose someone rich and single, yes I will steal your plan, it's our plan now


the worst buy one get one free sale, err, but why would there be a worst one though like <mandarin>免费:mian fei</mandarin> is good what no matter what


unless really something I don't want [lah] like, okay let me think


okay, one, one two three


hello can you hear me, okay ya I can hear you too okay let's start


, , I guess health cause that's pretty important too


exactly so you you can have like everything


of course unlimited <mandarin>没有限制:mei you xian zhi</mandarin> you know, we going to rise to the top, the rich, oh my god we will be crazy rich asian


why copy me


!aww! so cute, ya


for what very important meh, I guess, exam right then pretty useful


, okay I guess, , not bad


okay let's do this one, if you have any unusual superpower what would it be, err I guess like


I think they are just trying to say superpower, (oo)


, oh my god then exam right you run out of time already right then you <mandarin>停:ting</mandarin> and then you continue then after that , , oh okay that's that's a great skill or you can go into like the future also


oh my god oh my god that's actually, !wow!


ya oh my god !wow!, !wah! okay actually that, that's really good eh, okay then, !wah! very hard to think, very hard to think


must be like super <mandarin>好玩:hao wan</mandarin> then like I won't like regret or something, I think like


no leh you see the the what doctor strange, time manipulation what doctor strange one, okay lah but you see like captain america


quite useless cause it's basically just, enhanced physical strength and stuff, hulk also like


oh my god all our travelling fees leh adult fee, oh my god


that's true, that's true, oh my god, ya, ya <mandarin>省机票:sheng ji piao</mandarin> oh my god <mandarin>机票机票:ji piao ji piao</mandarin> damn expensive


and the time also, oh ya


all the time your waste at the at the airport, ya you technically <mandarin>浪费一整天:lang fei yi zheng tian</mandarin> sia


that's true, but like, I think like reading mind, really cool too


that's true too, you can see like what people really think, so a bit like <mandarin>很恐怖:hen kong bu</mandarin> like very scary lah what if they, very like two face


that's true all the, what the <mandarin>绿茶婊:lv cha biao</mandarin> is is, oh my god that's true damn it, how about you know that one then you just like <mandarin>想:xiang</mandarin> right then you can


move things with your brain, yes, that's good


strong independent women, [orh]


say something that what is one thing that you wish was free


I mean, if we limit to like <mandarin>一种而已:yi zhong er yi</mandarin> then is more interesting you know


free for all lah right


oh ya oh my god, must think about the <mandarin>后果:hou guo</mandarin> also okay I think, for me right I think it be like pets cause it's like, ya pets cause we spend so much money on pets


cause it's like


that's true, that's true


ya, I think I wear


but like that, then my sister <mandarin>没有工作:mei you gong zuo</mandarin> Liao leh, that's true


you know I don't even go to the dentist every year, but it's so expensive then like I don't know


for me now right I don't go I just go to the free one by school,


I don't think so don't have I don't think school have leh I think must you know the <mandarin>外面:wai mian</mandarin> kind


, that's true


I think you can go to the, the, newly, undergrad


I think <mandarin>拔牙五十:ba ya wu shi</mandarin> only for like wisdom, I think that one you must you must be like depends on the person cause, I think fifty right is for the materials that they need to use


but then like if the, student want to earn a bit, then she will he or she will charge <mandarin>一点点多一点:yi dian dian duo yi dian</mandarin> I think, you know, but if it's like <mandarin>朋友朋友:peng you peng you</mandarin> that kind then they probably just free lor then like it's just fifty


for the stuff, if if <mandarin>你能立刻掌握:ni neng li ke zhang wo</mandarin> three new skills what would it be


or like your bass [orh]


I was going to say thai cause is like your heritage


eat, that's true


okay


then can <mandarin>开自己的店:kai zi ji de dian</mandarin> Liao, drop out and go <mandarin>开:kai</mandarin> cafe


I was gonna say cooking too but then right, after that I <mandarin>想一想:xiang yi xiang</mandarin> like err not, very, useful I don't know, okay but I think language I'll probably choose a language too


, which language shall I choose, french, I mean, I


learnt it, then I failed, , so it's like <mandarin>很难:hen nan</mandarin> you know then I might as well just right


, and I think if you go like Europe <mandarin>很多人都用:hen duo ren dou yong</mandarin> french right, so is quite like versatile then you can


I guess, oh is it


but can skip all the class right or still must pay, ya


but if I can drive right of course <mandarin>我会买一个车:wo hui mai yi ge che</mandarin> right


so like it'll never really be <mandarin>很重要:hen zhong yao</mandarin> that kind it'll just be like, it's good to know, but it's not like, ya, okay last one


, !wah! actually a bit


hair styling so like, I can, then


then can sell my skills during holiday, earn some cash flow


durings hols, , okay


of course, okay, just call me, one call away


what would you choose


for your whole life, for your whole life you know got all the so many articles then like when people <mandarin>吃太多:chi tai duo</mandarin> right <mandarin>吃太多:chi tai duo</mandarin> sashimi salmon


uh raw I cannot


of course I'm gonna choose like froyo,


no froyo can add so many toppings, fruits, sauce chocolate nuts


!aiya! if we can only eat one thing for the rest of your life


and got <mandarin>你最喜欢的:ni zui xi huan de</mandarin> rice, , eh you never ever sing that during karaoke leh


, you should you should sing it, one day, can when they <mandarin>开:kai</mandarin> again


I know right I know right !walao! I haven't go so long leh, I miss it a lot


okay how about this, like good looks or fit body


but are we doing like on your partner or like


think <mandarin>化妆:hua zhuang</mandarin> also like must like


you know you know all the china Tiktok they put the, the what thing then everytime they <mandarin>刮下来:gua xia lai</mandarin> the nose, !wah! it scares me leh


, how about <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> partner


, , actually that's true, good looks, ya


would you rather fight one horse size otter or one hundred otter size horses


but horses quite <mandarin>温柔:wen rou</mandarin> right actually otters also, or are they very like aggressive, eh horses <mandarin>不吃肉:bu chi rou</mandarin> leh that means


maybe the otter, but it's small one


you never know, and they are bigger than you right they are on top of you


on the food chain,


at least it's very gentle, ya I guess, but <mandarin>很温柔:hen wen rou</mandarin> mah then, it's just like pet pet, tame them


but otters damn weird ever since, I saw the what article, the otters go and rape like baby seals or something


oh my god eh <mandarin>真的:zhen de</mandarin> leh oh my god, by flutter shy


oh horse betting cafe, ya, confirm all the kids come then <mandarin>我们可以赚钱:wo men ke yi zhuan qian</mandarin> off their parents


okay how do you think humans will become extinct


, like, the temperature will rise until <mandarin>我们撑不住:wo men cheng bu zhu</mandarin> and then or like, die


no never


I thought you you learn geog one the what, platelets


[orh], but you know push right then because global warming then <mandarin>有很多很多水:you hen duo hen duo shui</mandarin> then extra, then push up, oh ya


Australia there, actually ya hor I think, either is like <mandarin>病死:bing si</mandarin> or like, ya


run out of like all the resources, [orh] like the


the thing fly then hit things here and then everything burn is it, !wow! oh I think maybe leh I think it will be like the dinosaurs know


okay what a few million years ago


then <mandarin>还很久:hai hen jiu</mandarin> ah, , you are not a history kid


what is the pettiest reason that you would dislike someone, , pettiest


I think for me right it's gonna be <mandarin>第一次见:di yi ci jian</mandarin> right <mandarin>就拿我的东西吃:jiu na wo de dong xi chi</mandarin> or like <mandarin>喝我的水:he wo de shui</mandarin> !wah! I really cannot then never ask me also right then just like anyhow take take take


ya lor then <mandarin>跟你很熟:gen ni hen shu</mandarin> meh then then <mandarin>没有问:mei you wen</mandarin> then just go and take !walao! eh, yes, that one really


what is petty


, that's true that's true, that's true, is is that petty (hmm)


that's true but I think I will be like that also leh like not just, like dogs for like anything else like you know, like a book like say I like harry potter right when somebody comes and tell me like oh


harry potter sucks I'll be like, what the heck then we can't be friends also or like even movies you know got somebody tell me, then I'll I got so triggered


!walao! <mandarin>哪里有:na li you</mandarin> boring, so much action leh <mandarin>还讲:hai jiang</mandarin> boring, or like I think even like singers or music that


I like right if they go and say like, oh very meh or like very boring


it's true, is that very petty, okay if humans no longer needed to work to survive what would we do


oh yes, but where will our money come, from


oh that's true, ya ya, that's true, that would be great leh unlimited <mandarin>的金钱:de jin qian</mandarin> cashflow


, what was the most memorable meal you ever had and where did you have it, think this one very hard right I mean I'm not that old <mandarin>没有吃过没有吃过很多米饭:mei you chi guo mei you chi guo hen duo mi fan</mandarin> you know


that's true, !wah!


this one a bit hard ah, okay, what labels do you think you have been given by society


, we will


eh but I feel like sometimes right, when people think that when people know that we are from like our school then they will be like oh <mandarin>很乖:hen guai</mandarin> then <mandarin>只整天只会读书:zhi zheng tian zhi hui du shu</mandarin> you know that kind of that kind of like people


ya, which I guess is, not like, not true but like it's not like we're not exposed to other stuff it's just like


I guess, or do you like a lot of people will think that we are very like innocent or whatever


I guess actually right, surprisingly, like so far everyone I met right they are more or less like


not as crazy as like, I thought they would be, ya they are all like ya they're all quite like, similar to us


, if you found a time capsule from yourself ten years ago what would be inside


yes !wah! damn young eh


oh really, !wow!


think P four I legit just, !wah! bad memories sia


I don't know eh, oh that's true I think I'll put like maybe, my, favourite, movies game


oh, I did not play that when was, young, I I played you know the what, those like wedding dash that kind


I bought the game, damn expensive


still have it leh, actually I think I, I did, I used it like a few years ago then I lend my sis also


I kept them in like very good condition, but I think when I was like ten right, my two favorite movies were like hotel for dogs and caroline


don't know if you, ya oh my god legit scarred me for like, months


it was like life changing, you borrow


you can borrow my CD <mandarin>我还有:wo hai you</mandarin> eh, oh ya oh my god now the laptops <mandarin>全部都没有那个:quan bu dou mei you na ge</mandarin> CD, slot


!wah! damn wasted I still have eh, then hotel for dogs I don't know if you got like <mandarin>听说过:ting shuo guo</mandarin> but, me too I think, !aiya! it's like around that age I watch a lot of this kind of things I think hotels of dogs was one of my favorites I was like !wah! <mandarin>以后长大:yi hou zhang da</mandarin> right I want to like be a vet then I want to <mandarin>开一个店:kai yi ge dian</mandarin> you know then I gonna <mandarin>开:kai</mandarin> hotel for like dogs then I'm gonna do it like the movie like that


cause last time I wanted to be a vet


like even if it's not on human, I feel like if I see blood on like open wounds on, anybody or anything that's not like <mandarin>我自己:wo zi ji</mandarin> right I'll be damn like oh


uh, that's true, a lot of like responsibility, later <mandarin>不小心弄死:bu xiao xin nong si</mandarin> right !wah! GG, and you will remember it for life also like it will, it will just stay with you


ya <mandarin>一生后悔:yi sheng hou hui</mandarin> sia scary


but mostly I just cannot with all the blood and gore


think only left one sia, if you drop everything to follow your dreams what would you risk


no lah as in like if you go for your dreams then, confirm like there's something that, is stopping you what from going for your dreams now so like I guess what is it


, dream, dream job


you cannot be like <mandarin>赚很多钱:zhuan hen duo qian</mandarin> must be like, something that you actually <mandarin>要做:yao zuo</mandarin> one


I guess I will risk disownment, is that a word, yes


disowned, and like your money I guess, because most of the time is a dream because it's not very


!wow! so fast, I think for me right, I think for me it's gonna be like


if I, pursue dance as professional career then like, you know you are risking, your money I guess


(mmhmm), and like if you come out


still have, not <mandarin>很多:hen duo</mandarin> lah but <mandarin>还有一点:hai you yi dian</mandarin> a bit what everyday activity would be a torture if you had to do it for eight hours straight


, I feel like <mandarin>做什么:zuo shen me</mandarin> right eight hours straight right confirm torture


and <mandarin>我喜欢不喜欢:wo xi huan bu xi huan</mandarin> right you do eight hours right confirm you get damn <mandarin>腻:ni</mandarin> of it and like just don't want to do already


err actually right I think eating for eight hours straight would be pretty bad


wait it's just sitting there what,


but you eat also you sit somewhere then <mandarin>一直要吃:yi zhi yao chi</mandarin> and <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> and <mandarin>吃:chi</mandarin> then


ya lor, what kind of question is this eight hours unless you sleep right, I can't see ourselves doing eight hours like something for eight hours straight, watch TV <mandarin>眼睛也会累:yan jing ye hui lei</mandarin> what


every day leh, are you sure okay I cannot, but it's everyday I don't know I think I cannot


I guess, action thriller horror that kind lor anything all the big blockbusters or like


you need like something <mandarin>精彩:jing cai</mandarin> if not you will fall asleep, ah ya that one, but I like like fantasy also like


I don't know like weird stuff that


that's true [orh] I I love like this this err weird


thing that I actually like but I like watching you know the <mandarin>古代:gu dai</mandarin> shows, but then like it's like got magic involved one then you know they have like the what <mandarin>狐狸精:hu li jing</mandarin> and blah blah blah then the white spirits then they have like, the animal form but then they have like the human form like


cause their costume and the <mandarin>化妆:hua zhuang</mandarin> everything right damn pretty <mandarin>很美:hen mei</mandarin> then, ya that kind then when they when they fly right then like <mandarin>飞:fei</mandarin> and then the the you know the


the <mandarin>裙子:qun zi</mandarin> like flap flap in the wind I feel like like cause the setting and everything like very pretty


ya ya, , but like I don't know I think the, all the like designing and everything <mandarin>很好看:hen hao kan</mandarin> lor


that's true


okay if you get a chance to wake up as an actor one day which actor would you want to become and why


can only become that actor for life, one day, that's true no or is it like, suddenly <mandarin>有一天:you yi tian</mandarin> then you wake up right you become the actor or it's like, for one day you all like <mandarin>交换身体:jiao huan shen ti</mandarin> that kind


cause if it's like you just suddenly <mandarin>有一天:you yi tian</mandarin> then you <mandarin>换:huan</mandarin> right then for the rest of your life you are still <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> actor, okay let's do the <mandarin>一天:yi tian</mandarin> only one


I will choose someone damn rich so I can like


no but I want to be someone like single <mandarin>没有家庭:mei you jia ting</mandarin> then, you don't have to suddenly explain like, don't have meh


must be like, single and rich, then for one day right you kind of like


that's true, but the hollywood one right


oh ya then if you like, too famous right, you want to like <mandarin>去逛街:qu guang jie</mandarin> also cannot cause everybody will mob you


she very pretty also, she not married but <mandarin>有男朋友:you nan peng you</mandarin> I think


exactly, see that's that was my plan, it's a great plan


okay what will be the, the worst one, buy one get one free sale ever


are you sure


JC <tamil>எப்படி:eppadi</tamil> I mean JC is the same old thing man it's just going, uh a bit stressful actually not a bit uh, quite stressful


what do you mean by politically correct can you explain


you want me to tell you about a story when I was not politically correct, so what happened is, ya man


info comm club, !wow! I think you are over exaggerating it, you know how do I say it okay the main reason why I join err this clubs and societies is because, I how do I say I wanted


more time to study because it's JC and sports CCA required a lot of uh commitment


come on ah


uh he he fought really well lah


you did the opposite


you remember him you remember <P2>anand</P2> showing him all the


dude let me let me tell you the story


Book-A <tamil>பற்றி ஏதோ எழுதணும்னு நீ தான்:parri eethoo ezhuthanumnu nii thaan</tamil> homework <tamil>பற்றி ஞாபகம் படுத்தன அதுக்கு அப்புறம் என்ன அது:parri nyaapakam paduththana athukku apuram enna athu</tamil> you think it was easy is it


it was like, how do I say


I finished it like how do I say it you know when I did so from India I basically landed in KL uh airport for for a connecting flight then I was waiting there !wah! I never sleep at all you know the connecting flight I just I was doing my work it was not easy it's true I I okay I didn't cheat a bit I went to Wikipedia I looked at the synopsis because I had no choice and you know the worst thing you know the worst thing I choose the book I chose the longest tamil book I think the history like a four thousand page book or something


then I read the synopsis then I like did my summary in tamil, what I did not say that


I ah, ya


I don't know I only remember him like hiding in the, oh legit


so you know is illegal in Singapore right so, how do I say, what do you mean it it's like it's


I'm talking about practicing


so I basically, eh screw you lah, my, so let me let me finish the story, so I basically had a convo with the guy cause I didn't know, I thought, like in Singapore everyone is gonna be I don't know


westernised and that's sort of that's how I can put it, ah then it got into a I I I try to have a civil conversation with him but it escalated quite quickly, so, I mean you know like, like in our religion it's not allowed


you know


ah rig man I look to <P1>pritam singh</P1> man that guy's damn cool


<tamil>ஆமாம்:aamaam</tamil> lah


I don't think he flirted lah there was another guy who flirted eventhough, no way man I don't know sia I mean this guy ah, because there was another guy call <P2>ashwin</P2> he was the one doing that but


I, well you know


some girls' school then she made them I think the girls went for hair for hope


uh and they had to shave their heads bald, and then she she made the girls wear a wig I mean like I you know lah I kind of understand her point of view but but legit like seriously she she made she made the


she made the girls who shaved their head bald wear wear a wig that was damn funny but it became I think it came out in the news it became a controversial topic, oh my goodness


(uh huh), it's true ya, I mean it's


I don't know lah I think, I think being bald in school I mean especially you know girls are very self conscious


[dey] <tamil>அந்த விவாத பக்கத்தில எல்லாம் போக மாட்டேன் டா ஞாபகம் இருக்கா முன்னாடி போன வருடம் இரண்டு வருடம் முன்னாடி ஒரு தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு விழாக்கு போனும்ல இந்த: andtha vivaatha pakkaththila ellaam pooka matdeen daa nyaapakam irukka indtha munnaadi poona varudam irandu varudam munnaadi oru thamizh puththaandu vilaavukku poonumla indtha</tamil> NJC


oh


did they telecast that the part


oh that's that's great


oh legit ah, I I mean I didn't even know my school had a had a what's that a debate tamil debate team I only know they had the english debate team, eh I mean I I don't know I don't know how to say ah


I don't know my it's a pity that my school did not even make it to, the quarter finals is it did they make it at the quarter final for this, !wah! okay, that's that's not a, that's not a good side you know I mean


mean looking at, all this thing I mean actually if speaking of debates actually one of the teachers, uh you know when I was about to join infocomm


they were a bit too late, but what happened is like, they were how do I say, they, they wanted to call me for a trial and, one of the students supposed to message me but he was too late in contacted contacting me


and by the time I already like joined the infocomm club which was you know, quite, how do I say, which was quite slack and, legit it was but one downside to it even though the training is only once a week


so it's basically a stress reliever, I mean you look at this I had a glimpse of err what err IT job in the future would actually look like then I was like I decided once I join the CCA you know what I'm never gonna do a computer related job sitting in front of the desk for eight hours a day is not going to happen dude


!wah!


I know, may I ask, may I ask how did you obtain the boxing T shirt


oh man got to, he only meant the good for you you know what I mean


ya, so, I mean


good, I mean dude, that was, pretty, pretty pretty nice story to hear, like


comedy, okay I still don't get it, how how am I so politically correct, can I can you still like elaborate I think I should still hold on to my opinions on certain issues


you know for example, ya ya


oh legit


no eh I didn't I think it was with probably you the only actually to be honest ah, !wow!, that is quite hilarious


it's a I don't know I legit ah, it's like the only movie in Tamil which I watch which actually brings out a


a sense of fear in you like legit all the horror


come on like how do I say, all horror movies involve a, err err, a part of violence it has uh it has a part of violence in it, but I don't know this movie did not have violence it's just have the is the suspense and the mystery which made it really really


like one of the, high


I'm I'm sorry to say but I'm not gay I'm completely straight, like straight very extremely straight straighter than a ruler, so, screw you lah


oh my god, no I'm I'm completely straight


I was the straightest person ever, that I mean does you know you know in your class there was actually a gay guy, you know, ya


he's straight he's straightened or not but but it's legit ya


actually don't know lah, I don't, !hais! that's exactly opposite sia like, how do I say


even I'm no I'm not even talking to girls, no I'm not even talking to girls eh you know you know I don't, you jolly well


I know I get your pun


shut up that's not a nice thing to say, to a girl then I was like, I just oh okay listen okay I listening and stuff then the teacher already told us to keep quiet and she kept on talking, then the teacher first time I was she's a very nice teacher she just raged you know she just raged and she left the class then I was like


I felt damn guilty because I felt like I was uh, part of the reason, and then for why this happen it did not stop there, then the very next foreign lesson physics lesson she came to check our work ah the work that should be done then I, uh I did not do my work I just copied the work from online


then <tamil>அதுக்கு அப்புறம் என்னிடம் வரும் பொழுது அவரிடம் மன்னிப்பு கேட்டேன்:athukku appuram ennidam varum pozhuthu avaridam mannippu keetdeen</tamil> teacher <tamil>கிட்ட மன்னிப்பு ஆசிரியர் என்னை மன்னித்துவிடுங்கள் அப்படி சொன்னேன்:kitda mannippu aasiriyar ennai manniththuvidungkal appadi sonneen</tamil> !wah! she was like !wah! last week ah you make me very angry she said in her, accent then I go and, then everything went smooth lah nothing happen ah then


after a while I think the other girl in front of the one whom I talked to right she had a question then the teacher went to the girl right what the hell then she go she go she literally told her right, why why last week ah you like talking to guys is it why you talking to <P2>suhail</P2> then she mention


she mention my name ah, she mention my name ah the my friends, my friends all never keep quiet they all started like !woo! and stuff, damn embarrassing


SAJC no bro I actually don't know there's no staircase in SAJC is we are very clean good boys, and girls, what


was it a guy and guy or, heterosexual, oh in the male toilet how wait I was wondering how how girl came into the male toilet


cubicle, cubicle or outside, cubicle or outside


!chey!


where did this happen actually where did this happen


level two ah level two there's no LT in level two I think you probably forgotten, (hmm)


ya probably ya


ya, oh okay okay, amazing man


not true, okay where is he now, oh ya what is, what what is he what what does he want to become actually what is he planning to take in uni


okay okay !aiya!, I I completely get it ya I mean accent really matters, let me tell you a quick story what happened you know me and my dad we went to Delhi in feb


and then what happen is my dad basically saw a hotel and he was like wondering !wow! a three star or four star hotel for such a cheap prices then he, he just booked it because it was only for five hundred rupees like who the hell, who the hell puts a, hotel for a a good established hotel for five hundred rupees


then we damn tired, then I just went to like who is it then we went to the hotel then the receptionist said oh this is not a hotel to stay overnight this is just a, fresh up room, fresh up room means you just stay there for like


two, two hour two to three hours you just stick you wash your face you shower there you rest for a while then you must come out, then !wah! and we were on a Goibibo app you've you heard of it before


ya probably not lah because it's uh some it was uh newly established at that time


my dad is very smart, he chose to speak in english because he knew how the indian system is going to work, he spoke in english and then he is I don't know how ah he I think he just sounded like some rich indian politician or something the way he


like, absolutely not


well he knows it very well in fact, I don't know how he learned it but I think oh it's because my dad before coming to Singapore he was in was working in Dubai for for a while, then all the arabs there right they don't know how to speak they don't know how to speak english there they only know how to speak


uh arabic and hindi so, learning hindi is something vital so, he picked it up, it's hindi not urdu hindi hindi, okay ya there's a nuance to it


I mean, it's more or less the same ah okay ya true seventy percent same but, uh hindi how do I say urdu has more of a arabic component to it so there's a lot of arab, no in terms of speech as well also


like


sofa ah <tamil>அந்த ஒரு:andtha oru</tamil> dessert <tamil>பெயர் மாதிரி:peyar maathiri</tamil> Sufi-Aa <tamil>அது என்ன:athu enna</tamil> sufi some islamic sect what am I talking


[dey]


ah


fully worth it though


then he was like oh


then !wah! then I thought but I heard he retired you know then I go and ask him he said he still working in school so is he retired or is he still working


!aiyoyo!


mind <tamil>உள்ளார என்ன இருக்கு மனசு உள்ளார என்ன இருக்கு அதுதான் வெளியே வருது உன் உன்:ullara enna irukku manasu ullara enna irukku athuthaan veliyee varuthu un un</tamil> imagine if you had a son now ah in your terms also pandemonium your your favourite word, my god still etched in my mind man you always use the word


what the hell, ya man you using you using all the complex terms to, convey your idea, !wah!, telling you last time my english was damn bad uh in primary school ah my english I always used to get like


!wah! c or something like that it was damn bad but the way I spoke also, okay no that's not the case because, how do I say, I was I don't know and I had a weird accent and I cannot speak portray my articulate my ideas very well


then, ya then thank and you know my JC teacher right now she's !wah! literally I'm legit ah she's literally one of the best teachers I have ever met she made me damn confident in public speaking and stuff and, and now they're just going so well then I'm able to speak confidently and I can use the I can use big big words and speak if I want to but I try not to use them when I'm speaking with friends


ya but my my, my vocab range is nothing compared to yours ah you are the vocab guru, any other words you have


wait are you joking or is that legit, oh my god, oh my god, this


how how's it like, oh ya it's with me you <P2>aadi</P2> right or was it the other group ah, okay okay nice nice nice pun right there <tamil>எல்லா மொக்க போடாத:ellaa mokka poodaatha</tamil> ah


what do you mean during the circuit breaker, oh man wait you have Netflix ah


I'll, you want me to tell you the legit reason, your one your thirty day free membership trial ended, isn't that the case, come on


you embarrassed me a lot today so I need to say something, also, ya I mean it's pretty normal already man and, I don't know how I


ya you know now ah, [dey], my P E S a P E S a I got silver for my IPPT


standing broad jump not even part of the test lah it's, only sit up push up and uh two point four KM


oh how old are you sir, I also had to do standing broad jump and stuff okay you know I had the shuttle run and then I had the sit and reach both of them right I exceeded, I was like the the a grade lah like very good spent stand standing broad jump


ya ya then, I did the


I think I think you got like someone poured water ice water on you when you were in sec two then someone had to defend you, am I right, !wow! that's damn funny right !wow! that was I cannot forget that man, and then how okay


like how did you, managed to overcome all the, all the bullying, and stuff it's a very important


oh man I actually quite how do I say maybe I did not do a good job, I okay I was befriending and stuff but I was in a, act I was in a disguise with other with other people that I was not your friend, you know what I mean


I don't know man, I needed to safeguard my reputation, from being


thick skin, very good lah a lot of people don't have thick skin you have the thick skin now you developed the thick skin, so if anyone throw hurl insults at you you are able to take it if I were to withstand the


the the heat of insults, so, as in


of course lah, I I try my best not to swear and stuff you know it's not it's not good, eh, Guai, what does that even mean


I get what you mean lah I !wah!, , there's good not to get involved in unnecessary drama and stuff it's just waste of energy you know


[dey]


oh I get you man I get you man so, you wanna wrap it up I mean we can talk another day, what do you think, I am actually don't know you know like JC schedules is a bit uh


okay I will uh, !aiya! so I don't know when exactly I can do it, ya COVID is sucks, cannot wear the mask and go out all day stifling me, so


(mm), sure sure man good luck for your assignments, bye


eh eh eh Makkalz how are you so long never meet you sia how is JC ah


you and your politically correct B S a bit stressful dude I've been in JC for one year I left YJC for that one reason it's the it's not stressful but like you know you take P C M E right like your math and econs I'm pretty sure ah econs is okay for you lah SAJC has like one of the good econs departments but for me YJC has one of the world's trashiest econs departments I was I felt so trash like I felt very let down by the econs departments that I was just helpless


you know my teacher is pregnant right, during our like, when she was teaching us last year, so like I just felt very helpless like you know you know me I'm like if a teacher teaches me then I'll it's very easy for me to understand but then like when


how do they we're doing like self directed learning <tamil>எனக்கு ஒன்னுமே புரியாது:enakku onnummee puriyaathu</tamil> [dey] like


so basically like since then you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings you don't want to say anything that will offend any groups of people so you're like oh JC is a bit difficult only lah it's a bit stressful not too difficult so like you don't want to see sound like you are talking trash about a JC but then come on lah let's just admit JC is trash


what do you do, !huh! you join info comm ah, oh my god [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] [dey] I am gonna cut you right there you were in cricket cricket was such a glorious CCA


just because it's a sports CCA who the hell joins info comm club, clubs and societies are like one of the most retarded things ever


but commitment ah, you talking about commitment you were the cricket captain who didn't want to be captain then you let the commitment go to a secondary three kid while you were in sec four right, so we had a younger we had a captain who was in sec three and a caps vice captain who was in sec four


you talking about commitment ah, ya but screw that lah I mean like whatever is done is done but I swear to god I miss saint andrews's I swear it's like the most fun place ever you remember <P2>anand's</P2> boxing match or not


I have to <P2>anand</P2> is a joke, but I miss <P2>lingam's</P2> lesson you remember <P2>lingam's</P2> lessons were like the most fun things ever I used to try and impress <P2>lingam</P2> as much as possible but I ended up


not impressing him, like it ended up ruining the reputation of me of what he had of me to him, but like it's just funny like funny <tamil>எனக்கு நான் இப்போ நினைத்தால் கூட:enakku naan ippoo ninaiththaal kuuda</tamil> I wish I had can go back and do better


cause saint andrews was just, that place which is like, the most Rabz place ever it's I really miss saint andrews, oh my god okay okay okay I will tell you the whole story because you only heard about it from <P2>guru</P2> so what happened was I was there


I and <P2>adi</p2> told <P2>anand</P2> err let's show him something that he will feel awkward like <tamil>சங்கட படுவார்:sangkada paduvaar</tamil> so we decided, what he is an old man <tamil>அவர்:avar</tamil> uh like <tamil>நேர்மையா உழைத்தவர் அவர் கொஞ்சம் வயதாகிவிட்டது அவருக்கு என்னை பார்த்தால் ஒரு மாதிரி சங்கடமா இருக்கு அப்படி நானும் நினைத்தேன்:neermaiyaa uzhaiththavar avar konjsam vayathaakivitdathu avarukku ennai paarththaal oru mahthai parththa</tamil> <tamil>ஒரு கொஞ்சம் ஒரு மாதிரியா இருக்கும் அப்படி நினைத்தேன்:oru konjsam oru maathiriyaa irukkum appadi ninaiththeen</tamil> but


we obviously can't show him that because it's a school still ah we'll get screwed over by MOE so we decided to show one of the pictures of the actresses, and it wasn't too PG lah but we showed him the most Halal picture we can find of the person he saw the picture


he froze he he open and he I still laugh about it till today so <P2>anand</P2> went to the laptop he logged in then there was some problem fortunately for us there was a problem then <P2>anand</P2> login <tamil>பண்ணதுக்கு அப்புறம்:pannathukku appuram</tamil> he is like <tamil>ஆசிரியே நான் ஒன்ன:aasiriyee naan onna</tamil> search <tamil>பண்ணலாமா:pannalaamaa</tamil> then he went to search then


he saw the pictures he was like what are you doing his face like literally showed his entire feeling he was like <tamil>இந்த வயதில இதை எல்லாமா பார்த்துட்டு இருக்கிறான் இவன்:indtha vayathila ithai ellaamaa parththutdu irukkiraan ivan</tamil> then the first word that came out of his mouth


is the word that he's described me the most with, I swear to god that was like damn funny so we didn't end up getting to go to discipline master's office lah but there was a few incidents where I ended up going because I didn't want to do my homework you remember you remember when I didn't want to do my homework and I was just like so pissed off and then <P2>aadi</P2> or <P2>anand</P2> or oh no <P2>guru</P2> he was he ended up telling <tamil>ஆசிரியர்:aasiriyar</tamil> that oh I crumpled my worksheet and put in my bag


and <tamil>ஆசிரியர்:aasiriyar</tamil> digged through my bag eh that still invasion of privacy I still haven't book that old man for that, I swear to god I was so pissed off that day cause he like, he told me my compo wasn't good enough


he told me my compo wasn't good enough then he give the freaking book assignment you remember the book assignments or not, I was so dumb I thought I actually had to read the book, and like write an assignment about it you all freaking went to Wikipedia see the freaking synopsis Google translate and edit dude you all you all were living in three thousand bro


I freaking emailed you in India I remember you said you had no wifi no nothing and you try to <tamil>தில்லு முள்ளு:thillu mullu</tamil> your way out, !chey! you damn genius eh you finish the assignment in what three days ah before you came back to uh Singapore


what is that ah, I smell something burning, must be your pants on fire you literally just said oh I never go to Wikipedia, liar liar pants on fire


eh but ya <P2>lingam's</P2> lessons were so legendary you remember the time <P2>swaran</P2> hid in our classroom, he said he would you know you know what was his excuse


I'm pretty sure he said <tamil>ஆசிரியர்:aasiriyar</tamil> but he tried to say it in a tamil accent that threw <P2>lingam</P2> off he was like hi <tamil>ஆசிரியர்:aasiriyar</tamil> I want to learn tamil, he had the he tried to Indianise his accent and he tried to <tamil>வெள்ளைக்காரன்:vellaikkaaran</tamil> his accent


ya lah, oh ya


it's not illegal, eh you study JC right you are supposed to know your GP stuff right it's not illegal to be LGBTQ plus whatever in singapore, it's it, ya it's illegal to be caught in the act between two men I think I don't think it there is anything clearly stated for women but I know if you're caught for two men you're going to get screwed


eh I pity your future boyfriend


I don't know sometimes it just stifles your freedom of speech because like recently you know in the election, uh as you know you stay in freaking #tiong bahru#, #jalan besar# town council right


PAP stronghold lah bro but,


election GE twenty twenty as it was happening


Sengkang


Aljunied Hougang all at the end, they brought in like Hougang how small do you think Hougang is but they brought it and but then the funny thing is


err so there was a problem lah some guy started uh oh you said these like two years ago the then that became a huge issue but like its strong votes the thing about, young voters now is they don't they aren't like older voters in the ah like your parents generation like the thing about our parents generation and our generation is they came in


for survival like if you see your father your mother your uncle your aunty towards their children ah or like your grandmother grandfather even they will be like you go you go school you come back home immediately you go anywhere you come back home immediately home is the safest place around for youth like everything is you can get it at home one


so it's like they came in here to survive they've stuck together and they came in here to survive but it's twenty twenty I am here to live that's what younger people realise so when younger people realise that


like you shouldn't supress anyone you should have more diverse opinions and I feel that's the point of an opposition so I was plainly I was just supporting anyone who went against those who were in majority


cause I want a clear fight, no I'm not a clear fight I want a balanced argument, so because of that it was, pretty obvious who I was voting for lah but I was I don't think I was politically correct I just stood my stance and I stood with it it as long as my stance isn't hurting you it isn't offending you it's not like saying let's say oh this particularly race so and so cannot see why your eyes so small or this so and so your race !wah! you all I during night I cannot see where you go you got what uh you can what


fade into the darkness you got special invisibility skill ah I'm not, trying to offend anyone you see, so I guess that, err, that is the boundaries of being politically correct I am establishing my opinion without undermining your opinion and at the end of the day


it's all just a fair fight and we get the best possible result I think that's what's happening lah, speaking of which, you remember secondary school we had our student government the we had to elect people we had to go with the polls and everything that was the funniest thing did <P2>anand</P2> stand I think <P2>aanand</P2> stood for student government I don't know how he became a prefect you know or not ah


cause like eh this much this much female attention coming to you like <tamil>அது எல்லாம் ஒரு அவன் அவன் வார்த்தையில்ல சொல்லணும்னா அது எல்லாம் ஒரு மாஸ் ஆன:athu ellaam oru avan avan vaarthaiyilla sollanumnaa athu ellaam oru maas aana</tamil> feeling, he was he was he was straight up flirting


so <P2>anand</P2> was flirting with <P1>vivian tan</P1> <P2>ashwin</P2> was flirting with the tamil teacher who else was flirting ah I know there was another guy who was flirting a lot


err uh uh ah, ya it was damn funny


she what


oh my god if she made the girls wear the wigs that means during lesson all they have to wear wigs but meanwhile everyone in the entire world knew that they were wearing wigs because they went for hair for hope


that is next level embarrassment


I was


the NJC debate is just madness you know they weren't supposed to scream into the mic but then they were like you know what [dey] <tamil>நம்ம வந்தட்டோம் நான் வந்துட்டேன் சொல்லு திரும்பி வந்துட்டேன்னு சொல்லு:namma vanthutdoom naan vanthutdeen sollu thirumpi vanthutdeennu sollu</tamil> so like they tried to establish the fact they are like they were talking like <tamil>என்னது:ennathu</tamil> oh <tamil>நம்ம வந்து இது பண்ணனும் அது பண்ணனும் என்னோட சேர்ந்து நில்லுங்க:namma vandthu ithu pannanum athu pannanum ennooda seerndthu nillungka</tamil> then they screaming into the mic <tamil>என்னோட சேர்ந்து இருங்க:ennooda seerndthu irungka</tamil> and like


it was there was screaming into the mic but then when I went in <tamil>சொற்சிலம்பம்:sorsilambam</tamil> twenty nineteen you better watch my performance did you watch my performance in twenty nineteen, ya lah like I go get medal all I mean trophy all dude so basically ya I went there and I spoke lah


but the way they speak ah it's more smarter it's way civilize although I was speaking against the same school that was screaming I think that they got screwed up by the teacher cause I think like, the teacher scolded them for screaming or what


I literally went but but but but but, it was and some more it's casted on national television, okay so basically they didn't so it's in the semi finals so the semi finals it's telecast it's no it's not televise okay how do you say uh wait wait wait you correct me with your political correctness your genius brain so it's recorded


and then you know Vasantham the free to air channel ya so they record it in the semi finals and then, and <tamil>அந்த நாள் அன்னைக்கு:andtha naal annaikku</tamil> <tamil>என்ன பண்ணுவாங்கனா அந்த நாளைக்கு முந்துன நாளு வந்து தாளம்னு ஒரு:enna pannuvaangkanaa andtha naalaikku munthuna naalu vandthu thaalamnu oru</tamil> show <tamil>வைப்பான் அந்த தாளம்:vaippaan andtha thaalam</tamil> Show-Lae <tamil>வந்து:vandthu</tamil> semi Finals-Ooda Clips-Ae <tamil>காட்டுவாங்க:kaatduvaangka</tamil> so they showed my clip where I was talking very like <tamil>கம்பீரமா கொஞ்ச கருவத்தோட:kampiiramaa konjsa karuvaththooda</tamil> and like I felt really good after after watching that listening to that because like it was just a feel good factor


but, ya that happened and, I don't know, like it was , how do you say it like, uh ya they will show that part lah where


I watched the telecast after they show what my relatives all were they were like oh <tamil>ரொம்ப கம்பீரமா பேசின ரொம்ப தைரியமா பேசின:rompa kampiirama peesina rompa thairiyamaa peesina</tamil> I was like !wah! my relatives talking about me ah cause like you know its customary in Indian household you're not supposed to date you're not supposed to say anything good about the person


to, them straight to their face you will say oh this boy performing well ah but then like, they won't tell it to your face ah let's say you are my relative I'll say <P2>suhail</P2> your grades ah dropped from last year you could have gotten all As they will say your grade drop from last year ah or they will say something which will make you embarrassed in the situation where you are like from a full religious family


and they'll say <P2>suhail</P2> what was it ah you were you at city square mall on friday I think I saw you with a girl eh


Marina-Lae <tamil>வந்து:vandthu</tamil> finals <tamil>வந்து அவங்க:vandthu avangka</tamil> live telecast <tamil>பண்ணுவாங்க:pannuvaangka</tamil> obviously lah <tamil>அப்படினு தினறனல்ல:appadinu thinaranalla</tamil> obviously like <tamil>எங்க:engka</tamil> Team-Aa <tamil>வந்து:vandthu</tamil> Finals-Ukku <tamil>கொண்டு போகவில்லை:kondu pookavillai</tamil> but there was a non telecasted third placed fourth place <tamil>அதுல வந்து:athula vandthu</tamil> we won lah


which was uh it's good feeling lah, you should have come lah why you don't want to come why IJC, and you SAJC debate team ah quite (ppc) trash (ppc), like


, your speakers are nice but, your speakers, don't speak well, is that the most politically correct thing to say


ya they didn't


you cannot sit in front of anything what, sit in lesson also oh I cannot sit down then you go toilet slack, I think that's basically me in JC lah like my lessons my teacher was my math teacher was really really boring boring and no it's not that I don't want to learn anything or what my math teacher just had this


like <tamil>அவளுக்கு என் மேல என்ன கோவம் தெரியில:avalukku en meela enna koovam theriyila</tamil> she will always look at me she will be like <P2>rasef</P2> can you get me this <P2>rasef</P2> can you do this like <tamil>நான் ஏதோ பிராணி போல பார்த்துகிட்ட தெரியுமா ஏதோ:naan eethoo piraani poola paarththukkitda theriyumaa eethoo</tamil> like, like <tamil>ஏதோ ஒரு நாய்:eetho oru naay</tamil> Class-Ulae <tamil>இருக்கான் இவன் இவனுக்கு எல்லாம் கற்றுக் கொடுக்கனும் அப்படி போல கத்துகிட்ட:irukkaan ivan ivanukku ellaam karru kodukkanum appadi poola kaththukitda</tamil> then I like go slack all the time lah but ya I understand your point when you say that infocomm club you all just sit down and do nothing you know I was an ICS tamil debate you know but the thing about JC ah I don't like ICS was sit down CCA like I also love the active


it's not just dripping sweat you know it's like you know when you take the bat and when you like play a shot properly and you hit the ball as far as possible, like I'm not sure if I know a lot of people that will have this but you will feel vibrations on your bat not not like the vibrations that you never hit the ball properly but vibrations such that like


you feel that it's your hand feeling from the bat to the ball you will feel that damn I have hammered that ball all the way that is going so far away you'll feel that stress being removed and that was just a good feeling lah honestly


but ya JC was trash in the CCA choice, teachers choice and oh my god I hate my JC girls you know err in my CCA, they started so much drama for no freaking reason like I really wanted to punch the individual faces


and apparently because I have the boxing T shirt I'm considered a boxer there, but oh ya, what


okay so basically you know I was in sec three right okay okay okay this is a legit story I'm not lying to you or anything in sec three or sec four oh no I think it was sec four I was helping out with the debate tournament uh the boxing tournament in school come on saint andrews the only school with boxing tournament national league boxing tournament I was helping


ah okay actually I wasn't supposed to help or anything, on a few days before they were setting up the ring in the school, hall and when they were setting up the thing they needed help so then I was like I finished lesson I was just walking cause like sec four I was a bit slack lah but I had nothing better else to do then I was like okay let me help and then they brought the ring and they tie the ring what happened the the they brought the ring no no no no no they brought the bell


so then I was like and the boxers will have this just free time lah they will go they will just slack, during the boxing thing, so, ya I ended up going to help and I was the bell keeper I hit the bell beside


world's favourite teacher, mister <P2>lingam</P2> and, but mister <P2>lingam</P2> was nice lah he's he's not mean he just like to pick on me during lessons oh no no he like to pick on me because I was being extra and I was just trying to be a fool


he ya he meant he meant amazing for me, but ya that's how I got the T shirt when after the day was done they ask coach <P2>bala</P2> asked me or !aiya! eh you considered part of the CCA then he gave me a shirt then I was like eh !wah! I got a shirt all got like this is what happens when you are a good person when you wanted to help someone out


you get a T shirt, so we can all learn, like I'm gonna go like to my kids grandkids one day I'm like, kids if you want to be a good person be a good person you will end up getting one free shirt


with the value of being a good person, (oo)


they ask me !wah! you box ah then <tamil>நான் சொல்லுவேன்:naan solluveen</tamil> [dey] I don't box all <tamil>நான்:naan</tamil> cardboard box pack <tamil>பண்ணுவேன் அப்படினு சொல்லிட்டு இருப்பேன்:pannuveen appadinu sollitdu iruppeen</tamil> cardboard boxer lah


on certain issues, so on the other certain issues you just like, you will try not to offend all sorts of people you'll try not to offend both sides of the party which is an incredible skill if you want to become politician you take <tamil>வெள்ளை சட்டை வெள்ளை துண்டு:vellai satdai vellai thundu</tamil> and then <tamil>வெள்ளை:vellai</tamil> pant then you put then you like <tamil>கும்மிட்டு:kummitdu</tamil> err


you what do what do they do in Tamilnadu ah they will, oh <tamil>வணக்கம் வணக்கம்:vanakkam vanakkam</tamil> the <P1>o pannerselvam</P1> they will have the new version <P1>suhail peres</P1> and they, I will come then I'll be like <tamil>எங்க சின்னம் சிறப்பு சின்னம் எங்கள் சின்னம் சிறப்பு சின்னம்:enka engkal sinnam sirappu sinnam engkal sinnam sirappu sinnam</tamil> you know the movie they will have err


there's this movie I think it's a <P1>jayam ravi</P1> movie or something they trying to go for politics, and then he says <tamil>எங்கள் சின்னம் சிறப்பு சின்னம்:engkal sinnam sirappu sinnam</tamil> then I can totally imagine you you know like, they will take the thing politics in India is messed up they will take a baby who's already been named just so that they want to impress a crowd they will say oh this baby hasn't been named then they will bribe the mother and then they will tell the mother


I will name your baby in front of the crowd you can choose to keep the name or don't keep the name but then they will bribe the mother to, accept the fact that oh this baby hasn't been named, and they will bring the baby to a crowd and they will take the political leader who is trying to rally support


if you didn't know <P2>paragon</P2> is the name of India's, quite popular <tamil>செருப்பு:seruppu</tamil> manufacturer uh slippers, I'm pretty sure you got whacked by <P2>paragon</P2> by your mother before at home in India, but you got right you told me the story that day


oh no no no no it was <P2>anand</P2> it was <P2>anand</P2> it was <P2>anand</P2> my bad my bad my bad <P2>anand</P2> mother threw the slipper at the <tamil>வேலைக்காரி:veellaikkaari</tamil> and it ended up hitting in his face which was damn funny


but, that happened so they will they ask lah, uh why you naming this child <P2>paragon </P2><tamil>இவன் எல்லாம் ஏன்:ivan ellaam een</tamil> <P2>paragon</P2> <tamil>பெயர் வைக்கிறிங்க:peyar vaikkiringka</tamil> then they will say <P1>shah ruh khan</P1> <tamil>பெயர் ஒரு நடிகர் இருக்கிறப்ப:peyar oru nadikar irukirappa</tamil> <P2>paragon</P2> <tamil>பெயர் வைக்க கூடாதா:peyar vaikka kuudaathaa</tamil> and then it became like


such a huge thing but it was just a movie lah it's not in real life but I could totally imagine you doing that


okay it's about kidnapping then like threatening children then killing children lah but the movie is about killing killing children how the hell can that be your best horror movie ever


okay lah I get the horror aspect but ethically, killing children


I've I I've watched <tamil>இமைக்கா நொடிகள்:imaikka nodikal</tamil> all the time I listen to the song <tamil>காதலிக்காதே:kaathalikkaathee</tamil> it's all it's damn eh it's relatable cause like oh you know I've had some tragic incidences in my love life


so I will always listen to the song lah it will go <tamil>காதலிக்காதே மனசே காதலிக்காதே:kaathalikkaathee manasee kaathalikkaathee</tamil> and I'll be like


curve ruler ya ya curve ruler ya you you you are the curve ruler in a in a parabola you are as straight you go straight up and then you go straight back down, that's how bent you are <P2>suhail</P2> you are not straight


have you remembered how stupid we were in cricket session like saint andrews was level one gay like we had gay humour as in like we we didn't want to make fun of the gay people but we did some pretty gay stuff you were like top notch gay artist


you would go around like, saying gay slogan stuff like that you are top notch gay you are definitely gay


really, I did not know that who is gay, ben ten ah


ya you closer to all the girls right


oh you start the dialogue and then you will, say that again


physics ah, why wasn't it chemistry lesson


oh my god, that's why it's Simping bro [dey] I know CJC got staircase six lah SAJC is staircase what ah


oh my god you have no idea this is a completely real story, I walked in on two people before in SAJC I was an SASS student I never went to SAJC but in SAJC I walked in one two people you know like I went to the male toilet


this was during chrysalis what did you say, I'm pretty sure it's a guy and girl, no you know they could just sneak in lah when no one's watching you just go inside lah it got happen in YJC before also


they will just sneak in, !huh!


because my class smarter than yours in secondary school, but err that happened and eh I'm just kidding lah look who is in JC look whos in poly LOL okay ya uh in MUN I walked and went into the toilet I was wearing full blazer everything you know I went into toilet I could hear another couple or if it's the same people again but I could hear someone doing the same thing again lah the first time I walked in was no my bad it wasn't chrysalis it was during sports annual meet sports meet whatever that was they played sports that was sports day ah


I don't know what they called it two years already since secondary school so that was first time I walked on someone, second time was MUN but, during MUN I was like, you know what would be so funny, because the you know the cubicle


I wanted to scare them lah, so I went to the cubicle I knocked on the cubicle like I knocked the door like knock knock knock knock like five times and then I like I didn't rush out of the toilet because they will know it's a prank but I calmly walked out of the toilet I could hear the girl like who the girl panic because you could hear the clear high pitched voice which was just like damn funny I swear to god like oh my god


SAJ okay okay okay so basically SAJC it's the level two toilet near LT five uh I'm not sure LT five or, it's it's a small LT it's near the level two


no no no it's not like a lecture theatre it's like a small space okay it's you know like your lecture theatre is like huge like there's like three separate rows of students who can sit down


three or two separate rows, there is a smaller one, with, err, I think it's ya I'm not sure it's like, it's like a lecture theatre but it's very small


it's like you know our secondary school lecture theatre, it's like half the capacity and it's almost like a, how do you say like semi circle shape, a trapezium, to be exact


ya it was damn funny, !whoa! it's surprising that you will remember <P2>baveen</P2> <P2>baveen</P2> was from MUN you weren't even in MUN you oh ya you remember <P2>baveen</P2> because I introduced you to him because you needed JC physics help


you absolute new, he's in NS now I think he's in Tekong, but like NS is NS sucks lah bro


I don't know but he has a very #ang moh# accent which can help him, because if he's trying to be very politically correct


so then even if you try to be politically correct you will like your point is like very established you'll be like I feel that both parties are I'll just give you an example I feel that both parties ah put up an honest err


a modest fight but I feel the latter has a a better argument and I feel that I would support the latter instead of the former, and you see I use the word latter former then I used like <tamil>வெள்ளைக்காரன் துரை:vellaikkaaran thurai</tamil> accent and like I am considered official <tamil>பெரிய பருப்பு:periya paruppu</tamil> already


ya <tamil>அந்த மாதிரி தான்:andtha maathiri thaan</tamil> [dah] so like is damn funny so I think <P2>baveen</P2> can do whatever he wants lah


err if he tried to speak in hindi what do your father knows hindi meh I'm pretty sure he'll be like <unk> err then he will say the same thing again, because that's basically if I was supposed to speak in hindi I'll literally just say <unk> I'll just start talking like that that's all the hindi I know your father knows hindi meh


you mean urdu, hindi and urdu are basically the same language lah bro, indus valley languages it's like in terms of writing there is difference lah but hindi and urdu like they basically they are speaking speaking wise it's more or less the same


in the in terms of writing lah


really I I I didn't know that, but okay speaking of arabics uh component ah, did you know I saw this fact on, the internet some words in english are actually derived from arabic


like, did you know the word sofa, algebra, all come from arabic


I don't know lah like you know the arabic letters, sufi is a sector of islam stupid


say that again, oh souffle, [dey] <tamil>நீ வெள்ளைக்காரன் துறை மாதிரி பேச நினைத்தால் கூட உனக்கு பேச முடியில பாரேன் இது தான் டா பெரிய:nii vellaikkaaran thurai maathiri peesa ninaiththaal kuuda unakku peesa mudiyilla pareen ithu thaan daa periya</tamil> Comedy-Nu <tamil>சொல்றது:solrathu</tamil> ya ya ya it's it's it's a souffle it's like a type of cake dessert if I'm not wrong


it's like it okay so basically you keep it in, a dish which is I'm not sure what do you call the dish like it's like, a, dish in the size of a cupcake uh half the size of a cup uh it's the size of a cupcake tray


the okay so then oh it's called a ramekin so you put it, in the ramekin and you, put like I think your normal cake batter stuff like that you souffle batter, and you leave it in the oven with water I think


and it's supposed to rise, and it's basically like a lava cake, but like a risen lava cake then when you like dig into the souffle there's sometimes it has like a gooey centre


<tamil>என்ன பண்ணிட்டு இருக்கிறேன்ன்:enna pannitdu irukkireen</tamil> ah


I okay I try to make that into a joke but I just remembered you know in secondary school, I always do the joke in when, ah <P2>lingam</P2> ask me question <P2>lingam</P2> will be like


okay so his daughter is working in school but I think he's helping out or something like that lah but I I know his daughter is teaching in the same school that we were learning so right now if I were to send my son or anything if like if I had a son right now which would


be pretty we should in politically correct terms like your terms it'll it'll be utterly preposterous, like uh <tamil>இது:ithu</tamil> ya <P2>lingam's</P2> daughter will be the one teaching given that <P2>lingam</P2> is already so old I I wanna see how old <P2>lingam</P2> daughter is


okay wait wait wait wait wait no that sounded so wrong oh my god that sounded so wrong no as in as in I I would expect her to be a woman of significant age, why does everything have that [dey] <tamil>ஏன் டா எல்லாமே அந்த மாதிரி வருது:een daa ellaamee andtha maathiri varuthu</tamil>


oh my god I remember that from sec two I tried I tried to be cool I tried to like you know what I'm the smart kid around it's like you know what you are making a pandemonium in class then you then you randomly ask me what


that was so funny


cause your dumb, articulate !wow!


yes <P2>suhail</P2> that will be utterly preposterous, it's like psych, okay, do you know that <P2>suhail</P2> is the arabic word for handsome and <P2>pervez</P2> is the irish word for just kidding


ya I'm obviously joking why the hell would I randomly know arabic if I did, eh but ya, eh you know I studying at TP right I'm pretty sure you know


ya [dey] you know TP is right beside Bedok reservoir <tamil>நம்ம வந்து அன்னக்கி:namma vandthu annaikki</tamil> cross country <tamil>போனோம்:poonoom</tamil> sec Three-Aa sec Four-Aa, it's right beside the place and then we went for movie black panther, Tampinies mall <tamil>போனும்ல:poonumla</tamil>,


I still remember that day sia, ya we went for black panther that was my first ever Marvel movie you know, it was quite the marvel


eh nice, but <tamil>படம் நல்லா இருந்தது தெரியுமா:padam nallaa irundthathu theriyumaa</tamil> like <tamil>படம் நல்லா இருந்தது:padam nallaa irundthathu</tamil> also I went for, ya after going for that movie I started going out uh for more movies, and ya it's pretty fun


now I'm addicted to going to movies, nah that's what Netflix is here for, uh no I had netflix but then like


okay, I deleted my account because I was like I'm getting too hooked I need to focus, on my education then I started studying a bit more, what


shut the heck up screw you, oh my god I hate you so you didn't have to make that like fact established


ya lah, but I guess we embarrass each other all the time lah


eh NS, so your have you gotten your fitness ranking for you is fitness ranking E right cause like <tamil>அந்த மாதிரி ஆளுங்க:andtha maathiri aalungka</tamil> all, got e


how the hell you got silver [dey] you can do standing broad jump ah I cannot eh, !huh! it's not, oh is the new is the new IPPT format right oh I haven't done the new one


the old one had standing broad jump all


shuttle run and and sit and reach are the only things that will make you feel like you're fit but you're not fit, especially like <tamil>உனக்கு தொப்பை இருந்ததுனா:unakku thoppai irundthathunaa</tamil> sit and reach it'll be a bit <tamil>கஷ்டம்:kashdam</tamil> lah but , ya


the thing about standing broad jump is you can be fit you can look like <P1>arnold schwarzenegger</P1> <tamil>நீ அவ்வளவு அழகா இருக்கலாம்:nii avvalavu azhakaa irukkalaam</tamil> your body could be everything you can be super fit but <tamil>ஆனா உனக்கு வந்து தொப்பை இருந்ததுனா உனக்கு:aanaa unakku vandthu thoppai irundthathunaa unakku</tamil> standing broad jump <tamil>பண்ண முடியாது:panna mudiyaathu</tamil> cause like you ah you are a hunk of mass let's say then gravity will naturally tend to pull you down


and like you will just fall down, like you lah you fall down in like secondary school right, oh my god ya that was funny


I guess it's just standing up for yourself lah not being politically correct having a stand, and just, ah, just being you I guess like, you just have to make have a stand just stand up for it if like you want to uh tell people something like you want to tell let's say you are bullying me I'll be like <P2>suhail</P2> <tamil>நீ இது எல்லாம் பண்ண கூடாது நீ எல்லாம் பெரிய இவனா:nii ithu ellaam panna kuudaathu nii ellaam periya ivanaa</tamil> and like I just stood my ground and like


just made sure people just don't walk all over me lah, like someone


so you were a back stabbing liar lah


I think it's a all boys' school thing eh, I can go full on rampage at you I will like go full on swear at you you wouldn't I know you wouldn't swear back just because like, you don't believe in swearing but I'm pretty sure you would swear back a bit you won't like swear back to hurt the person but you will swear back to protect yourself


and that's you lah, !wah! so Guai ah, uh it's a singlish term


I it's a hokkien term which has been singlishified, basically means <tamil>ரொம்ப நல்லவன்:romba nallavan</tamil> like uh you know you know that kind of people who are like err


goody two shoes ya, but being quiet is good lah, you will you will get to catch up on your studies and everything


but but ya but being Guai being like very focused in your job is actually a very good thing, and ya lah, eh speaking of which ah my poly, has a lot of work load assignments and all that


we should meet one day to study when are you free to study


messed up ya I know , especially the COVID thing, ya


we just study together, can ah, so like err


ya you also better study [ah] good luck for your A levels and everything, okay [eh] [ah] catch you later, okay okay bye


if you were to eat one dish for the rest of your life what would it be


(mmhmm)


like kalau for me kalau I makan rendang hari hari or like, it's like jelak [seh], (uh huh)


oh, with Roti or Nasi like, if I want to eat Rendang I rather choose


a bit a bit susah leh


because because right !wah! her kari ayam is


then, it's like fantastic lah, power gila ah, ya but I don't really like curry noodles leh


I think the, (mmhmm), no but I feel like the idea of curry noodles is, atrocious


Mee Mee dalam !ee! like, yah I mean pasta is okay what


no pasta is italian noodle,


what do you what do you think you can eat, fish noodle, oh beef beef beef noodle


ya I think I can eat the tougue tip, the noodle very nice, very nice like


yeah, oh okay lah,


then what is the pettiest reason that you would dislike someone


I think right for me right !wah! I don't like kalau kalau dorang gedik


like I want to hit her I want to like !ee! like !ee! can you not be so gedik a not


like dorang macam they're like


(ah) (ah) (ah) macam dorang bebual terus macam eh aku aku like aku pernah [seh] pergi kat sini pernah [seh] do this do that macam like, like


ah macam macam big macam world ah world haprak gitu ah, ego


, ok [pe] I think beta is still ok what


(mmhmm), (mmhmm)


okay lah okay lah I kind I kind of understand lah,


, okay, you ask me what question you want to ask


you you, okay, , I think I think right I think


and then, what do we do I rasa we enjoy


we don't need to worry about, you know, so if you don't have to work


so if, we we don't need to get the money to pay our bills then, I think, we will just


we achieved our dreams like we macam finally enjoy life why what what I would say, then maybe the whole world won't be so capitalistic


yeah, consumerism consumerism, yeah, (mmhmm),


(mmhmm)


(uh huh), (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), (uh huh), (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), like if you drop, everything to follow your dreams what would you risk, risk


that is so true though, (mmhmm), (mmhmm), (mmhmm), (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), I think for me, I only risk, failures lor, oh I risk time, basically time lah I think yang the most issue for my, side is time because I feel like


because I'm really so old you know like twenty four


and you need to like, like, you know you have to get your dreams in order basically lah, so macam like, to me the only factor that I rasa that I'm losing right that I'm risking is


like (ugh), it's so sad right


(mmhmm), bertuah lah to like you know at least hit at least find something that you know they're good at even if even on that even at that age


not everybody is that lucky I guess


(mmhmm) hard work is also another thing, (mmhmm), like do you think you would actually have the strength to like not give up anymore


like you try so many things macam you try masak you try restaurant, you try hairstyling also, and then you find out that like eh you found nothing like everything in the world you try and that like


(mmhmm), true lah, at the same time also you feel like like, err there's also there's always new things to discover I guess


so macam you'll never run out of things to like, explore and try, , (mmhmm)


what you say ada ada sense, if you had three wishes, what would you wish for


no but if you cannot do that, okay so my first wish I rasa I would be eternally rich


, I will I will ask for a never ending fortune, so I can beli anything that I want, you eh, ya ya ya


world peace !oof!, now you making me feel inadequate, inadequate, (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), (mmhmm)


(mmhmm)


(mmhmm), my second wish, , probably that, we may be looked as equals


at least macam in terms of salary in terms of of the will


yeah basically


tradition you know tradition sucks man, they suck balls


(mmhmm), break out of it right like it's so hard for us to like break out of tradition because it's already been part of us for so long like since kita kecil sampai sekarang [dah] besar [pun]


like ask ask my friend was like saying that like oh ah, like he's the only child so, they want to buat besar besar because they are only going to have one wedding ever


you know


(hmm), (mmhmm)


yeah, just the, just how society, look at us, basically ah, like their requirement to like oh for women to be considered


to be married off, and then they don't put the same on guys, must be soft spoken must be so macam


but, like girly you know you have to like, be, motherly figure, cannot cry cannot be emotional


you have to be strong, (uh huh), society is definitely the problem, ok then your second wish


meaning, (mmhmm), , basically you just don't want to regret, like you just want to like be confident of your choices no matter what you take no matter what you what no matter what you did


is it, (uh huh), (mmhmm), (uh huh), but I think for me leh uh


so far no matter even if I had bad choices right I feel like I am generally pretty satisfied with whatever I choose lah, like


I mean ok like it when it comes to, my exes then that is another different story lah, at the same time you know I'm glad that like you know I went over there macam like, is a is a lesson to learn


is at the same time macam you do have like some of this, but at the same time if I didn't go through that I feel like


I wouldn't be this kind like I wouldn't be myself I wouldn't be the person that I am today, so to me I don't feel, an ounce of regret, in any of my decision so far


like jangan serious sangat ah,


because like that okay I think my third wish I would, ah, wish for, the skills of, every cook in the world, so kirakan I can masak any makanan that I want


I also didn't know like it was one of my choices lah for me to to, right right I think so too I think I will be like but the thing one thing I don't let is to ikut recipe


I for me I don't really macam I tengok recipe I look at the ingredients but I don't macam ikut one tablespoon, uh one


yeah, you know I mean agak agak is like fun leh it's like (oo) you know you are making a portion or you like making something like oh it's a hit and miss like oh if hit, today then like okay good for you if it doesn't hit then okay then next time I know that I have to put more gula and stuff like that


frenzy it's like a it's like a trouble it's like a to me it's like macam like that time I masak sambal tumis telur eh sambal tumis like mixture of sausages


sotong ball, so I literally right


so I use garlic and I put like five cloves of garlic and it was to me it's a bit too much lah because you can literally rasa the garlicky taste


so I letak sugar and then it was like uh


doesn't really hit the spot, and I try to put a sauce and I try again and it was like okay okay is kinda there, and after that I put stock because I mean MSG MSG makes the world go round


so I put MSG then I put kicap and then I put uh it was like a it was like a frenzy ah it was like a


(mmhmm), yes imagine you ask me for rendang , I can cook any rendang you want rendang Johor rendang Penang rendang Sarawak


anything bro, what, run run there


, then what's your last wish come on make it fun


(uh huh), so serious leh, ya lah, arts everywhere


(mmhmm), (mmhmm), (mmhmm)


(mmhmm), ya but I feel like there is like a steady growing of like , appreciation so far macam like Singapore nights festival all this


(uh huh), ya we know you know I know everybody know but nobody want to like say about it, like nobody is like is there, but nobody wants to address it like can you please stop


Singapore stop stop it, ya, most memorable


memorable meal, like anywhere in the world is it, I feel like I know what you gonna say , you're going to say about the Penang right the padang kari that we had in Thailand right, or it's not oh my god that one trumps


!huh!


(uh huh), (uh huh), I think it was like the second or third date only


(mmhmm), a'ah, why were we there by the way


if not why were we at Kallang wave mall, why would why were we there


or was it a movie, I went there for my first date with my ex


we watched train to busan, and it was our first official date, !aww! so sweet lah you


, okay for me, most memorable meal eh, the most memorable meal most memorable meal that I have


nah, nah I have a lot more, memorable meal eh,


okay this is not a good thing but it's something that I remembered, I went to KL with my family, then kita makan Nandos dekat berjaya time eh, KLCC Nandos


yeah, yeah I kena santau abih lepas tu I tak ada mood apparently my mum said I was someone else then I diam je then my mum belikan makan I didn't even touch it I didn't even eat it then mum hold me ah she felt like my body was ice cold


and then she was like like she baca baca all this, and then, apparently after we left after we leave the KLCC punya mall right then then I was okay already then I rasa lapar then I feel like want to eat, then my mum was like okay lah let's go eat dekat kedai makan yang kat bawa like some


you know that I think that was like, it's not really a good thing but it's something that I remembered, like I have flash I had I don't really have I don't really remember the entire thing, but it's more of like glimpses all here and there


ya we don't remember the entire thing, but if it's a good memorable one right, I think, where mummy masak me birthday for my sixteenth sixteenth birthday


because like mummy right she only masak bila birthday for the rest of my sisters, or macam kari ayam lemak cili api macam this kind of but she never masak any birthday for me then I feel like eh


how come never masak me birthday then I ask ah mummy never masak me birthday for me ah, then she say you you want you nak is it then I cakap ya, then she masak me birthday and then I sakit on that day , I fever like really high fever on my birthday


well I always I always get sick in the month of my birthday it always happens I don't know why, right right, it happened right


I had like asthma attack is it, oh wheezing and everything right, hate it hate asthma so much


okay what how how bodoh is it


(mmhmm), , OMG if one horse size otter eh that one seram [seh]


ya ya ya that's true you like tendang tendang tendang then it keeps on coming back


yeah that's true that's true I think ya I think I also ambil the, the one horse, one horse-sized otter one is better than a hundred no matter the size, (uh huh) like you can see it you know


is macam macam imagine kalau you jumpa lipas abih besar punya !ee! seram nya tapi tapi like, hundred, like !ee!, tak sanggup tak sanggup one is enough, one is enough for me to like run away


yeah I think gila [seh], then if you can have uh one superpower, like ok if you can choose to be a Marvel superhero, say it say it


doctor strange ah yass, I think I will take, scarlet witch, 'cause she's the most powerful avenger


I'm so sorry captain america I love you but, scarlet witch is my bitch, , scarlet witch is the one for me man


just because he cannot even right, yeah, like thanos you loser, see you in a year loser, do you know that


ya but then you cannot like, make sure you cannot like, , change the timeline, ya but if you know what to do then


you cannot do anything to change it what, because if you change it you create an alternate timeline what, (uh huh), (uh huh)


(uh huh), (hmm)


okay lah okay lah, make sense kinda, ya lah, he's a surgeon now I feel like watching doctor strange, ya multverse phase four is coming


okay you are dining at a new restaurant called karma it doesn't have a menu you simply get what you deserve what food will you be served, apart from rendang if you talking about like metaphorically


no I said I said if it's not metaphorically lah, either


sassiness or arrogance, because right I mean my my my past self was, a bit too sassy lah macam that's why I think people don't like, I was too sassy for god know


for god know, knows what lah I was too damn sassy don't know for fuck, , yeah, like macam macam okay a bit world ah I guess


so basically I think I will get ignorance, or like I get I get ignored, so basically I wouldn't be served anything I'll be ignored


, yeah, oh I get mean, you get like I got I will get mean treatment


I guess I was mean to some people, but I'm not a bully I think


boring, no as in macam is not even like you not even intimidating [lorh]


but even if I were to see you I'm just like , is it


yeah I'm I'm talking about macam or you talking about work ah, (uh huh)


(mmhmm), (mmhmm), that's true, I mean okay ah if you have


what is your favourite fast food restaurant in Singapore, we'd be talking about food man food is important [seh]


yeah I'm hungry I think I'm going to make Samyang


fast food, I think I'll take Jollibee, Jollibee atau Arnold's, yeah yeah, , I'm a simple girl man


!huh!, ya lepas I think we can we go again, can you go to Shake Shack


you went, yeah I don't think it's open yet, I don't know where it is but I I never see any, I think central kot like


orchard or something like that, ya let's go, ya dia punya fries dia punya cheese tak lokek [seh], , well


gila dia punya dia punya cheese, is it cheese was it cheese it was cheese right, yeah it was american cheese like melted kind of like jazz kind of shit


but the the burger though the I mean to me the burger was


(hmm), but but can you bring me there, I wanna go, Shake Shack and eat


no lah still can go cuma tak ramai orang ah, my friend semua [dah] pergi [seh] this week I see all of them


!huh! !huh!, (mmhmm)


is it


must, must be one hour


a'ah [seh], I feel like, okay so ah I have, let's think of stupid questions, what


oh baby baby, good looks or fit body what would you prefer , yeah


good looks, (uh huh), yeah that's true , , that's true that's true ya ya I think for a guy I will take good looks because


I mean, but that at the same time if you have if your body is fit your muka haprak but then your personality is nice then okay lah


and if you manage to macam you know capture me with your humor then, it's fine it's fine by me, you know


okay, , what is your favourite colour, do I, red


what the hell, oh blue is it ah ya blue, then I was joking , no, what the, it's not yellow


no it's not yellow baby, it's pink, what do you mean I hated pink that's not me sorry I love pink with all of my heart it's just that this year I feel like I want to use a lot of yellow


color, it it has sunny it has a happy joy up to it I don't want any negativity, yeah


but like, yeah I I like pink I'm I'm a pink person


unusual, , to be, able to


how unusual is unusual, oh my god that's gross


, oh I think for me is to, control my period cycle, control your period pain, like my cramps, and my power is to just like okay


today I need to feel pain so I'll be like okay pain meter let's go to a hundred, and the next time I'll be like okay today I feel like I want to chill chill a bit


yeah, my super power would be able to


manifest anything that I want from thin air, from thin air


if I want money I get money, okay what I think like what if if I want to if I want to, if I want a condo I got condo


the troubles that comes through, that comes through, BTO and resale and kahwin everything, I just think about it and is there I want it I got it I want it I got it


you eh, why, without what, why


I mean true what if you don't want to be if you don't want if you want to go to places that people I mean isn't that like, something perverts would ask for


, ya like, I think right if I have the power of invisibility right I will probably like look at people, like my greatest enemies right and then see what they're doing and then macam blackmail them


(oo) that's true I'm like you die today , oh my god yes, you die today


today you shall live , I shall not kill you, ya ya ya, baby if you can be an avatar have you watch avatar


do you watch it, but I I need to rewatch it but if you can be a character from there what would you be, Zuko, ya I think I'll I'll pick Zuko also


ya but avatar is just childish ah, avatar I say avatar, avatar Aang Aang Aang,


to me dia macam world sikit ah, ya dia macam tak serious come on man you are the avatar man, you have the ability to control all four like


oh maybe I'll choose Toph also, Toph, ya the earth the earth girl the blind one her jokes everytime, , her joke she's just like eh see and then it be like eh what I don't say anything then she's like ya


exactly , like her jokes are like one of a kind lah [seh] like, ya I think for me I pick Zuko or Toph, I need to rewatch the entire series because I am reading a lot of theories eh I don't understand


I mean I understand lah but like I want to like watch it and like be obsessed with it, , tomorrow what are you doing


tomorrow is sunday what are you gonna do, you got some work to do, (oo), ya same


same with me, !huh!, I think so, yeah definitely we have to do my work I have to re-upload my, I re-uploaded my first two decks already I'm working on my third deck


err five more, and I'm way behind to be honest


, I mean macam I have a lot of pages a lot of a lot of development which is good but I'm technically in terms of the number of decks that have I'm far behind and I have two more weeks to complete fifteen decks


and I'm only at deck three


if I see something I want to develop a bit more and more and more macam you know let it let it branch out


it's a bit hard for me I guess, yup


tomorrow's national day, OMG, happy birthday Singapore


but I feel like this year macam I don't think they they should actually have, national day [seh], exactly


ya the idea is just, like, like who would be appreciative of, hearing jet planes flying over, ya like are you dumb or you dumb like


fathom how dumb that idea is, it's so stupid


, , ya but at the same time and then like you you then dorang kata dorang nak do salute eh for nurses


ya but hello raise their pay, yeah they deserve more I mean like, instead of just


claps and you know singing home and then like bonus macam at least just increase their pay for throughout their career, cause I believe our healthcare system like earns a lot of money, especially nurses


yeah, exactly,


worst eh, oh my god, ah vegetables, you know I don't like vegetables what are you on, Taugeh


I think my my answer would be Taugeh the worst thing to have buy one get one free is Taugeh, I mean, why would anybody want more Taugeh, like, that whole idea is just


!huh!,


oh my god, oh my god, oh my god


!wah! she power [seh], no I don't think I'll become that kind of mother, hello I eat a lot okay


I eat fried potatoes, potatoes, !hey! I eat baby carrots, I eat lettuce


ya ya then I mean they're not raw or they are already cook is just that, you know, like you cut right than you just sneak in a few slices


and that's what I will do, that's what I will do, oh my god I feel like eating corn beef you know corn beef, yeah yeah yeah, a'ah [seh]


ya but I guess I mean we're here for a good time not a long time, I mean that's my motto here for a good time not a long time so I'm just gonna enjoy whatever I have


whatever I can get whatever I can eat and not worry about the what not worry about the, percussion, repercussion, isn't percussion like a a music instrument,


!oops!, ya repercussions later yes like diabetes or something like that I mean like I won't eat so sweet lah, what do you think about bubble tea


can you do you think you can live without bubble tea, a need, ya to me also like I can like live without bubble tea, ah actually also it's been like


two weeks since I had my KOI ovaltine macchiato, bubble tea, oh damn that was long


yeah I wanna eat, now I feel like drinking, , yah, you weirdo, you need at least one bubble tea a month, that's fine


okay lah is it bubble tea or macam Boost, yeah especially the gym junkie cause you got protein


I like the protein, (uh huh), (uh huh), ya lah cause of the protein


I think this is where my extra mass also come from, , but you know sometimes I like to just buy the kid size


because like I feel like the original is too much, ya then sometimes you just feel like like example macam you pergi interview that time I gi interview then after that I just, want to buy boost tapi I don't want so big because I want to go for the interview but I want something small enough to like


drink it so I bought the kids one, and it was so nice it was so cute I like cute stuff, okay baby I think I want to sleep


!yay!, okay bye [lah], bye


okay alright, let's move to the, let's check a topic


yes, when


so I makan everyday ah, , and like you know I have I've ever gone


not really ah, no, no you have to switch the carbohydrates around so for example if I were to eat, rendang with rice today, maybe for my breakfast example then maybe petang makan with roti then malam makan dengan noodle


ya lah ketupat is the best lah definitely, you put serunding !oof!, everything also you don't like, , okay what about you what's the food that you would eat


!huh!


what, why, oh okay


actually kari ayam pun boleh makan dengan noodles and like, with, nice what, no actually when you go, when you go outside you know those chinese stall, that sells curry noodle


it's nice, why


excuse me, you had lemak cili api pasta, pastas are noodles what, , , it's still noodle what


besides, you know the


Lanzhou beef noodle, the ya the beef noodle beef noodle, yes !oof!, can have that everyday, yeah yeah tougue tip yeah oh my god


you know just now, tender


but, , the what reason


pettiest, , I


I can't think of one yet you go on first, oh my god is that your


, actually I I cannot I cannot stand, people yang ego, they are like


how I say eh, they, well I had the answer in my mind but I don't know how to phrase it into a sentence but someone, like you know how some guys, they wanna show that they're the men in that room


or they wanna show that they're the alpha, and ends up they're actually a freaking beta, no lah I mean like I'm just saying like, you don't have, to put up


a show to prove to everyone else in that room that you're the lion on the mountain, you know, I just can't stand kalau orang nak macam nak step besar ah nak step orang yang nak step I really just cannot


ya so like, uh actually,


well yeah yeah, okay, let me see, ah this is interesting, if if humans no longer need, needed to work to survive what would we do


(mmhmm)


(mmhmm), ya capitalism is an issue


I, it consumerism yes, I I feel like I'm on this, on the fence on this question, because, first thing if there's nothing to work on in life


then hidup tak ada objective, right now in the world when there are doctors especially this kind of uh jobs doctors so if no they don't have to work then we might not have doctors we might not have scientists but also I would say that there are people who are willing to do it


for free if let's say they don't have to work and they can get everything but also the word work is subjective because what do you mean by work if you talking about work is just for money then sure yeah uh that should be my answer but if


they found their own food they eat their own food, you know that kind of thing so if that's considered work, and you don't have to do that, honestly your life is there's nothing to do in your life , yeah it's it's meaningless like it's objectiveless it's