uh actually <mandarin>他两个月后:ta liang ge yue hou</mandarin> eh <mandarin>两个星期后:liang ge xing qi hou</mandarin> after they broke up right


!huh! eh, ya but then after that #xue yi# was like uh how say ah she was like, cause as err


cause she found like another another guy or something, yeah


ya I mean I would have broken up with her like months ago lah basically, eh so how's it how's how's you and your girlfriend


ya okay stress


ah complain about her day and stuff lah, !wah! [siol] jonas eh


well then, then you all, how long already sia, [orh] four months ah !wah! so long


ah jonas stable ah, stable ah stable, are you going, ah <mandarin>吃饭:chi fan</mandarin> okay okay


oh is it, okay okay, eh how she she is she err marriage material or not


okay lah at least it's not like #jun hong# and #xue yi# can Liao


!wah! their <mandarin>他们的:ta men de</mandarin> Rabak sia, what what what's, what's the what's the good I can't even what's the good bro


ah vested vested, ah okay lah but


at least <mandarin>他们:ta men</mandarin> at least <mandarin>他们分手:ta men fen shou</mandarin> I got brother I got my brother back bro, play game lah err don't want lah she every time I invite her !wah! she cannot make it one like we always lose


so, no lah but then, he quit already like no he don't want play ah


venti <mandarin>跟那个什么:gen na ge shen me</mandarin> ah err genore, ah like eh he quite lucky with his roles ah mostly but then I don't know why he quit also


jean and venti, free to play lor


ya lah ya lah, okay so err you eat already right haven't eat yet


okay jonas jonas you damn you damn cute sia, you don't have you don't have to keep trying so hard like so <mandarin>华语:hua yu</mandarin> you know, ya lah ya lah but then like okay okay fine


can we just have like okay you try try do this like, ah normal convo right, eh you know me and joel our business not going so good


and we we we at carousell like trying sell the the crystals right, ya but then <mandarin>有时没有生意有时有生意:you shi mei you sheng yi you shi you sheng yi</mandarin> like <mandarin>今天今天:jin tian jin tian</mandarin> eh, like in the past few days <mandarin>我们只:wo men zhi</mandarin> sell like uh how say


cause we split profit fifty fifty so we each earn only around like what thirty bucks in the past three days, thirty bucks bro, Rabaks ya last time I used to earn a lot sia earn like


!wah! that one cannot okay cause okay tell you how the <mandarin>淘宝:tao bao</mandarin> seller work right it's like sometimes right <mandarin>有时他们:you shi ta men</mandarin> like


then take the whole night to finish the order and then like they give you the express option <mandarin>那个快充:na ge kuai chong</mandarin> and then after that like, I got the slow option the express option is much expensive but then


for for eight K is like around ah fifty five dollar bro


why not you cash and then <mandarin>用那个那个钻石:yong na ge na ge zuan shi</mandarin> hit pity bro, right make sense then you can, the I very scared the price will increase again because <mandarin>中立:zhong li</mandarin> banner coming out and then most likely price increase cause when <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> child banner come out hor <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> price ah like spike to eighty percent ah


ah <mandarin>来来:lai lai</mandarin> jonas how much


cause it's like uh <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> it's good because it's like buy five get one free <mandarin>买五送一:mai wu song yi</mandarin> bruh


buy five get one free, ya so, so <mandarin>你买五送一:ni mai wu song yi</mandarin> lah basically


at first <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> ah <mandarin>最最初开始:zui zui chu kai shi</mandarin> is like ah <mandarin>怎样说:zen yang shuo</mandarin> ah, err <mandarin>大概:da gai</mandarin> around like, thirty plus dollar but then it never see the price anymore, it was


no when I started the business <mandarin>那个是最低那个是最最最最低:na ge shi zui di na ge shi zui zui zui zui di</mandarin> but then after that hor, after like two days spike all the way back up to like ah <mandarin>八十这样然后现在又:ba shi zhe yang ran hou xian zai you</mandarin> reached the middle ah which I don't think we'll move anymore because <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> demand and demand is too high the supplies is too low


ya ya lah, ya bro faster bro come come, Lelong Lelong, back then I did lah but you will never see the price again lah I think


no no no it's not even <mandarin>九十七块:jiu shi qi kuai</mandarin> already is more expensive because


ya boy, come I I accept paynow paylah


recently hor the price start increasing again it's going to keep increasing because the demand is fucking is freaking high and then


ah, then you have to think about it in the economy view <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> study business school right, ya ya lah you you study business then you know what supply demand


he, eighty bro eighty dollar


I think eighty to hundred plus for the basic one, no joke, like that was like a month ago lah but then, the price is going back up <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> lor


I guess


ya lah true lah, nevermind jonas you you


ya, ya we have we have a lot of competition lor that's why, no but <mandarin>我算你一百零五块:wo suan ni yi bai ling wu kuai</mandarin> bro cheap cheap


get your next five star, getting there already ah so close, very close right your pity


ah then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> cash <mandarin>了然后就可以买了:liao ran hou jiu ke yi mai le</mandarin> lor, you get another child also also not bad what like


honestly, it might be, it might be jean or Qiqi what bro I got five I got six jeans in total


I don't have mona


I err


ya sometimes


you have you have <mandarin>那个的:na ge de</mandarin> diluc already right


like you thinking whether you should buy more is it


you buy us is like you buying us a drink for helping you get it so cheaply


fifty fifty you give me a hundred


only like five dollar increase lah cause you friend, ah steady ah, steady bro steady come we joel will <mandarin>我们你直播然后我跟:wo men ni zhi bo ran hou wo gen</mandarin> joel <mandarin>一起看你:yi qi kan ni</mandarin> we watch you stream


give you good luck, stream bro can can trust trust, okay I let joel know you put in order already ah and then he finally will will acknowledge you as his <mandarin>弟弟:di di</mandarin> already


eh who know maybe he maybe he will even let you err you maybe he'll even apologize to you, ya ya it's a bonus


you buy money is to spend bro not to save you die already save what save your money go to who your your rat brother ah


right, you also don't want <mandarin>忠义:zhong yi</mandarin> what, you also <mandarin>你要忠义:ni yao zhong yi</mandarin> meh, then <mandarin>你现在:ni xian zai</mandarin> role for child lah


no I mean another diluc isn't bad


ah, slow package you can wait up to two days lor


now don't even have the slow package already cause it's too slow then they cut it off lah from supply


so now only got fast package, okay steady ah


!wah! <mandarin>你要:ni yao</mandarin> <mandarin>你还要:ni hai yao</mandarin> cash two ah, two four two zero <mandarin>现在是:xian zai shi</mandarin> !wah!


<mandarin>我可以问那个那个卖家给你的卖家给你多一点:wo ke yi wen na ge na ge mai jia gei ni de mai jia gei ni duo yi dian</mandarin> lah like give you more crystals


!wah! jonas from <mandarin>一百零一一百零五变成一百五十五:yi bai ling yi yi bai ling wu bian cheng yi bai wu shi wu</mandarin> ah !huh!, !wah! jonas bowling sia that means that that means you can get a lot of five star already bro


eh jonas are you there, we have to keep talking you know


jonas, eh what the hell I guess we'll just record a few more minutes to give it to them hopefully they will


eh jonas you have to keep talking one hello, okay okay ya I can hear you I can hear you


battery <mandarin>没有电了:mei you dian le</mandarin> ah, this


twenty four K or sixteen K bro


slightly more than fifty, but then <mandarin>你不是要:ni bu shi yao</mandarin> role <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> weapon banner mah


but then, ah <mandarin>你拿到你可以:ni na dao ni ke yi</mandarin> up <mandarin>你的:ni de</mandarin> #ning guang# ah


ya but you role more she will you will get more constellation what, !hanna!


if you get geo is okay if you have another geo like character but then <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> next <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> next banner <mandarin>是那个综艺:shi na ge zong yi</mandarin> mah, ah then okay lah okay lah then


yes yes you get it you see the more you wait right <mandarin>你等越久:ni deng yue jiu</mandarin> hor the more the value of it decreases because you have to spend time imagine farming uh for resources at like fifty it's gonna be damn <mandarin>会很累的:hui hen lei de</mandarin> bro


farm talent eh <mandarin>现在是你已经四十五了:xian zai shi ni yi jing si shi wu le</mandarin> farm <mandarin>那个什么:na ge shen me</mandarin> artefacts lor


then you have to find ah, that's all


ya you guys should be okay lah, slowly slowly lor


ah <mandarin>我有啦我:wo you la wo</mandarin> cash <mandarin>这样多当然有:zhe yang duo dang ran you</mandarin> refresh, !hanna!


ya, can lah can lah it's okay it's just <mandarin>慢慢:man man</mandarin> farm bro <mandarin>慢慢:man man</mandarin> farm no need no need rush no need rush <mandarin>慢慢:man man</mandarin> farm <mandarin>慢慢:man man</mandarin> farm, (ppc)


I mean <mandarin>很多东西:hen duo dong xi</mandarin> ya lah but then like


god role <mandarin>很久:hen jiu</mandarin> , you know how to fix that or not, cash more cash more


eh how much how much


two minute three minute now I one minute thirty second Gaodim chop chop finish close computer


but it helps lah but


C six !hanna! of course, budget C, C two or C four C four is the best C four is like where he he he hit his <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> peak ah


maybe <mandarin>一百五可以:yi bai wu ke yi</mandarin> hit lah maybe like <mandarin>一百五:yi bai wu</mandarin> confirm hit <mandarin>两个:liang ge</mandarin> with some pity then you just need to accumulate a bit more than you can get <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> your C four already C four is like where he bismuth legit bismuth


ya, will reset will can can can can, they can


ah ya ya correct, will still be child no no no no no is fifty fifty bro is all fifty fifty is <mandarin>看你那个:kan ni na ge</mandarin> luck <mandarin>的你:de ni</mandarin> lucky <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> okay lah but then after that eh <mandarin>你拿:ni na</mandarin> Qiqi also okay what


at least you can at least you can like consider them consider #ke qing# as like a future <mandarin>用用:yong yong</mandarin> in the future lor


as I said


okay lah okay


how much how much


!wah! <mandarin>你在算钱:ni zai suan qian</mandarin> ah you, you're looking at your bank account ,


, bro bro <mandarin>我不是损友:wo bu shi sun you</mandarin> okay I not I not a bad friend I don't I don't force you but like I really I just scared the price increase in the future honestly I, I also scared the price increase like


the demand is so freaking high and then like uh the supply is so low it's so hard to get it out


we got, we got a lot of people cashing man like <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> china itself or <mandarin>中国人:zhong guo ren</mandarin> itself like <mandarin>已经很多很多那些金鱼:yi jing hen duo hen duo nei xie jin yu</mandarin> then singapore also got so many casher cause such such a good game


no no no cause he's he bullshit one, this game is going to last freaking long because one


then <mandarin>有这样多:you zhe yang duo</mandarin> new character, correct, ah then not only the update right then got so many regions and stories so, they just waiting to finish the story, we are only like ten percent in bro


I would say lah but then at the speed this game will last for a few years lah so I by the time you finish uni right <mandarin>肯定肯定可能会好:ken ding ken ding ke neng hui hao</mandarin> lah but then <mandarin>你看你进:ni kan ni jin</mandarin> uni hor <mandarin>肯定有很多人玩的:ken ding you hen duo ren wan de</mandarin> then <mandarin>别人看你:bie ren kan ni</mandarin> !wah!


ya lah <mandarin>会会:hui hui</mandarin> compare <mandarin>的吗:de ma</mandarin> right eh <mandarin>你有什么:ni you shen me</mandarin> eh <mandarin>我有这个这个:wo you zhe ge zhe ge</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>这样厉害:zhe yang li hai</mandarin> so strong


Genshin <mandarin>这样多东西:zhe yang duo dong xi</mandarin> explore is like err open world ah


ah <mandarin>对像那个:dui xiang na ge</mandarin> zelda, alright so have you made your decision my boy


your bank your bank got how much now sia, uh <mandarin>多你一点而已:duo ni yi dian er yi</mandarin> eh


ya lah ya lah, you trying find job you save for what, you saving for what sia


wait you got five K, and then, five point how much K


, eh


go big or go home, halfway there <mandarin>一百五十五:yi bai wu shi wu</mandarin> steady, actually <mandarin>你买一百五十五我们我们:ni mai yi bai wu shi wu wo men wo men</mandarin> don't also don't <mandarin>赚:zhuan</mandarin> money one


!huh! you use everything already ah, no no no you can make one you got so many fragile resin ah you


can you just you just use it that is sixty freaking, that is fifty sixty resin, ya you got so many just use it to farm lah


ascend first just ascend, it's the same thing you ascend don't ascend also same thing


you, you got problem right <mandarin>你找我跟:ni zhao wo gen</mandarin> joel joel <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> we will we will carry you bro, we always co-op with each other bro always always every day when he stop you can


, a bit hard lah level seventy or sixty actually okay lah, not not that bad, sixty lor you need ascend to sixty sixty you need unlock the <mandarin>那个那个:na ge na ge</mandarin> talent


ah then you are garbage ah, that's why that's why if you struggling right what is the problem what is the cure you already know


ah don't act act, isn't that true for every game <mandarin>哪一个钱你有哪游戏你有钱就赢了:na yi ge qian ni you na you xi ni you qian jiu ying le</mandarin> lor


so one five five ah joans, or you, by three already you buy three already might as well get five get


buy five get one free right, you buy three if you buying three three eighty eighty back eh


no lah five is two hundred plus, !huh!


two let me calculate <mandarin>一下:yi xia</mandarin> ah


is around you get a one hundred and ninety gems per dollar leh


correct, then if you buy the three pack right, only one five six eh so you can't <mandarin>你想一想:ni xiang yi xiang</mandarin> ah


per dollar right you'll get <mandarin>一百五十六:yi bai wu shi liu</mandarin> compared to a hundred and ninety right, so if you cash more you get more lor gems per dollar


four eight ya lah four eight four eight zero, ya two ya ya


uh, correct correct you will save around, worst case worst case


confirm won't worst case worst care worst case one worst case worst case is around like how say, uh, worst case worst case <mandarin>你最最最最最最最少:ni zui zui zui zui zui zui zui shao</mandarin> hor <mandarin>会拿到四个四个:hui na dao si ge si ge</mandarin> four okay four


that is more than enough for your for your child for your child C four, then <mandarin>你可可能会拿到:ni ke ke neng hui na dao</mandarin> Qiqi eh <mandarin>你也:ni ye</mandarin> who knows


ya you can do that that's what I do like one time <mandarin>我买有有一次我买:wo mai you you yi ci wo mai</mandarin> like <mandarin>多少:duo shao</mandarin> ah how much, I got two hundred K plus in my in my in my inventory right, ya I just save lah I save for the next banner


but I bought it for cheap lah that time now price increase already no need no need worry, it's a investment bro you you have to think think about it like that


two two five five zero


four seven <mandarin>现在是最最最划算的:xian zai shi zui zui zui hua suan de</mandarin> lah <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lah, !wah! <mandarin>你在想那个四四百多块的:ni zai xiang na ge si si bai duo kuai de</mandarin> ah eh bro don't lah don't lah, Mai lah brother Mai lah


all the way


two like if you can afford it of course


you cannot think about the worst case bro like the


the worst case is like <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> roll <mandarin>八十次然后才拿到:ba shi ci ran hou cai na dao</mandarin> okay that's the worst case but it's not possible, correct it's not possible, it's not possible to hit it like every eighty rolls it's not possible so you probably get


around six to seven five star, that's that's like from experience lah, that's like <mandarin>我我的:wo wo de</mandarin> experience lor, after rolling so much


right


DPS DPS


!hanna!


this, Ayaka is next year next year you confirm save enough money can cash again, next year next year next year march or april lah


Ganyu Ganyu, I think is kind of like a is like a is amber lah it's kind of DPS also


ah, I don't want I don't want hive, is literally a, five star amber, useless useless


nah another geo character nah, ah <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> next year, eh jonas, ya correct so jonas which one


#ppali ppali#, so you thinking about the biggest package now is it


okay, what's, so ya lah just just transfer me I finished with by tonight, !huh!, ya lah we stream lah because <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> we're all in this together <mandarin>我们是兄弟:wo men shi xiong di</mandarin> right


and also two three hundred I think, he lucky bro he play longer


see jonas come come come join us, XXD


two five five ah two five five, !wah! steady lah jonas, okay


but you say okay already bro why you need think, ya lah in your brain okay okay you brain okay already,


that ah that already some seller some sellers selling that price already bro


yes you should you should hit the pity just hit the pity bro, ya lah, if you hit the pity


if you are not if you are depends on how much you cashing and if you are cashing the two hundred and fifty right and like I recommend you keep, you keep rolling <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> child banner lah, right


then ah but then you cash two fifty you confirm have enough to roll for weapon weapon the pity only at seventy, correct


yes, yes, that is if you cash two fifty okay, okay


ah at least it help you heal your bank a bit right


right


what do you mean together everything, why you so pessimistic sia !wah!, worst case also not that bad what right


worst case worst case <mandarin>不会不会:bu hui bu hui</mandarin> that bad also what you get five six, right, okay


is mostly seventy six lah, it's a fake the is a fake pity like they they actually give you my schedule, so ya, very, ya ya very very rarely right like <mandarin>会有人:hui you ren</mandarin> hit


hit <mandarin>到九十:dao jiu shi</mandarin> lah rarely seventy rolls seventy rolls seventy six, I mean you <mandarin>你要:ni yao</mandarin> just hit the pity


like, a bit Bo Hua, it's like how say ah you, it's like <mandarin>你买:ni mai</mandarin> you you buy this chicken right okay buy chicken burger okay, the delivery correct right you buy mcdonald right jonas


hello, oh my god jonas where you go, okay come I show you, ha, jonas why you so what are you doing


jonas, test test test test


err, you clap, you clap okay can


ah good good good, I


ah, err I think I'll eating like home cooked food lah stir fried beef and, , rice, and rice


, I think I'll be eating like, cabbage maybe some cabbages


or might, , Kangkong, maybe maybe I'm not sure I haven't check yet


okay, okay okay


so so, ya okay okay cause I was thinking right if only have my voice and then there will be some pauses then will be a bit weird


I hope so ah later they they like what the fuck why got pause one down there and like, okay okay later like why got like a bit of like pauses then is a bit weird you know what I mean


okay okay can can, army ah army quite quite Shiok quite good ah like I can get, ORD then then I can get to do my own things you know wake up at wake up at like two o'clock then eat and like three then after get to play some games you know


ya err I , that's that's on the whole mah but right now I'm doing this job for them and I think it's very fulfilling


ah yes yes you cannot be choosy beggars cannot be choosers ah you know <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> phrase, ah so how's #jun hong#, ah


ah (uh huh), okay okay, okay


okay, okay, okay


again, oh oh the that incident ah, oh okay okay


okay, okay but, but do you think like breaking up with #xue yi# is was good for his mental state


okay, (uh huh)


oh okay, but, so so he was planning to get back together with him lah


!wah! <mandarin>为什么他:wei shen me ta</mandarin> <mandarin>为什么他一直:wei shen me ta yi zhi</mandarin> like,


[orh] so #jun hong# <mandarin>给他那个自由:gei ta na ge zi you</mandarin> mah then <mandarin>所以他自己一个人去找:suo yi ta zi ji yi ge ren qu zhao</mandarin> ah,


too, ah, see to book ah


so then <mandarin>有:you</mandarin> then then <mandarin>他一直:ta yi zhi</mandarin> complain <mandarin>一下:yi xia</mandarin> lah <mandarin>给我他:gei wo ta</mandarin> complain <mandarin>给我他的:gei wo ta de</mandarin> like


ah <mandarin>他他:ta ta</mandarin> complain about her day to night, then <mandarin>一直要跟我:yi zhi yao gen wo</mandarin> spend time ah, ah then <mandarin>如果如果可以:ru guo ru guo ke yi</mandarin>


err make her happy <mandarin>我就很开心:wo jiu hen kai xin</mandarin> lah, around like four months already


ah, okay lah I mean, (hmm), ah <mandarin>还好吧蛮好蛮好:hai hao ba man hao man hao</mandarin> like which she always come to my house lah then <mandarin>吃饭跟我的:chi fan gen wo de</mandarin> parents


what, ah <mandarin>那个:na ge</mandarin> dining table, ah okay okay, then,


marriage material ah <mandarin>这个还蛮早:zhe ge hai man zao</mandarin> lah <mandarin>但是:dan shi</mandarin> like I think now she is pretty nice she's nice as a person lah at least she got, like never give me problems ah


ya ya but, I mean #xue yi# have her good and bad lah but I think the bad outweigh the good ah


okay lah okay


[orh], ask ask #jun hong# come back to Genshin lah <mandarin>他回来去:ta hui lai qu</mandarin> Genshin


[orh] <mandarin>他不要玩了:ta bu yao wan le</mandarin> ah, ya


okay, he got what which is the other five star, oh jean jean oh eh <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> eh <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> ah he free to play ah or he catch it


oh <mandarin>他是:ta shi</mandarin> free to [orh] eh then !wah! <mandarin>他四十个:ta si shi ge</mandarin> roles <mandarin>他拿到那个:ta na dao na ge</mandarin> five star, or what the fuck actually <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> eh !wah! he he, [orh] then he now he life life achievement already lah then fuck it then <mandarin>就:jiu</mandarin> like <mandarin>算了:suan le</mandarin> lah


okay lah okay lah <mandarin>不错:bu cuo</mandarin> mah


!huh!,


ya ya but the thing is like, (ppc), your business


(uh huh)


fifty bucks ah, oh thirty bucks okay, I think, okay I think now like got a lot of competition leh like <mandarin>现在有点:xian zai you dian</mandarin> like a bit of competition


ya ya ya <mandarin>我我看:wo wo kan</mandarin> carousell <mandarin>有很多:you hen duo</mandarin> like vendors ah, ya then , but I I saw one option is the forty eight hour option eh why you all never do


okay


oh eh <mandarin>现在比较贵了:xian zai bi jiao gui le</mandarin> ah, [orh], when when did price increase I thought recently like I call you all that time you all tell me price drop


oh the fuck oh the heck, okay okay, so now for for uh eight eight K eighty


[orh] okay mah, okay okay I thinking when to cash eh but then I want to, hit pity first then I cash eh


but you but you <mandarin>觉得:jue de</mandarin> now now is a good time to catch meh


oh [orh], fight spike through fifty percent ah, eighty percent !wah! so much


but <mandarin>你觉得:ni jue de</mandarin> top up


eh !walao! <mandarin>不要这样:bu yao zhe yang</mandarin> leh <mandarin>我是:wo shi</mandarin> budget player leh


eh buy five get what, buy five get one free five oh five package of eight point eight point eight eight K lah, oh okay okay uh,


okay lah okay lah, at first at the start your


or like when joel buy that time lah, ya


I think, so wait did you manage to buy at thirty or not like, in the past


!wah! thirty ah, ya lah


, eh


okay okay,


okay wait ah, (ppc) it's just that like, now cashing in <mandarin>是有点危险:shi you dian wei xian</mandarin> ah <mandarin>因为:yin wei</mandarin> must hit ninety mah, in between


okay, ya ya business business study business


!wah!, joel last time <mandarin>他:ta</mandarin> cash in how much ah for like, eight eight K, crystal, eighty wait he cash in eighty for it the basic one


!huh! so wait now cut by half ah like it drop by half after he buy ah, what the, !wah! so expensive


but then okay lah like if we playing the game for long for long run then it should be fine, Gasha the game cannot cannot play cannot <mandarin>玩快的:wan kuai de</mandarin> like cannot progress so fast cause you gonna spend a lot of money


, like progress, without spend that much money lah


hundred ten okay lah


but now, okay, but but I see a lot of the carousell !wah! got some really damn big sellers ah, like


ya <mandarin>现在:xian zai</mandarin> ya like I see like a lot of competition, okay lah, and <mandarin>要想一想:yao xiang yi xiang</mandarin> ah


(hmm), err my pity is around sixty plus ah


C two, as in I desperately need a hero lah I say I not desperately ah but


to balance like the account out of course, six jeans ah


I mean, but you you got all the five stars right if I'm not wrong, fuck oh shit so you actually you also want mona lah


but mona is good eh but you know but you got child already then you don't need mona, but I don't think you need mona right like cause she's like a sub DPS


then child also can act as a sub DPS, ya but ah, ya, I


ya lah ya lah, !huh!, ya lah but I thinking whether I should


ya lah but because I kind of want like, of course you earn money of course you will say <mandarin>买多一点:mai duo yi dian</mandarin> lah, !huh!


, I mean, okay lah okay lah don't


!wah! but the ninety seven dollar one no more already right the that time you tell me, !wah! that time, that time I give you what twenty dollar eh ninety seven dollars right


eh hundred fifty ah hundred fifty, and therefore, [orh]


okay okay, okay ah okay, but I don't know where is a good time eh


<mandarin>要要:yao yao</mandarin> stream ah stream ah but my stream ah not very good leh


oh, , that one I don't think I'll I'll that one is a is a bonus ah I'll treat it as a bonus


ya, ah <mandarin>我也是要省钱:wo ye shi yao sheng qian</mandarin> though must


!walao! <mandarin>我不像你那么有钱:wo bu xiang ni na me you qian</mandarin> can anyhow cash in, <mandarin>赚钱是来花:zhuan qian shi lai hua</mandarin> !wah!


but then, ya lah true lah but I see now the banner like <mandarin>忠忠义:zhong zhong yi</mandarin> then got the next one is some some I don't know what's the other one lah <mandarin>关羽:guan yu</mandarin> ah


!huh!, no lah geo I don't want geo lah


I mean the chances are quite low ah if I get another diluc I'm screwed up ah, I mean it's not bad bad lah but if I get like Keqing or what then I'm dead Liao ah


okay okay, but no no no no don't have the, small package already ah the fast package here


or the slow package ah no more slow package ah, oh, and but the school, but


slow package not safe ah, I don't mind eh I don't mind


oh, oh okay okay, !wah! I see joel that time he post one six one one six one six zero ninety seven dollar !wah! that one the best deal ah


okay lah okay lah but now two four two zero how much


actually one five oh one one five five ah


can can can eh a bit lah


how many, how many, that's the problem how many like I think three, ya can hear me, can hear me


ya, can hear me, can hear me, no the


can hear me, can hear me, you can hear me not no it cause my my JBL died halfway, ya ya ya sorry sorry cause the the JBL died no my mic is still recording it just that like my my batt my JBL the battery like gonna die soon


ah need to faster like end this


okay, !wah! weapon banner !wah! damn scary leh if I get the memory of <mandarin>如果拿到:ru guo na dao</mandarin> memory of dust hor <mandarin>笑我死定了:xiao wo si ding le</mandarin> eh


but give to #ning guang# ah but lah #ning guang# is like geo eh <mandarin>他是:ta shi</mandarin> geo eh she's like geo


but <mandarin>但是:dan shi</mandarin> geo <mandarin>现在是:xian zai shi</mandarin> not a very good element right


ya ya lah ya lah


eh ya fifty quite hard right


artefacts ah !walao! the guy damn scar me sia because he the marking not even cleared finish eh


after I find then I think the most of the stuff level up then can already lah


!wah! but the artefact farming I don't know <mandarin>会:hui</mandarin> take <mandarin>多久:duo jiu</mandarin> sia, !huh!


!huh! <mandarin>一个月:yi ge yue</mandarin> ah, eh you got refreshed resin or not <mandarin>你有:ni you</mandarin> refreshed resin mah, !wahpiang! then <mandarin>我应该是:wo ying gai shi</mandarin> !wah! <mandarin>更久:geng jiu</mandarin> ah


if I never refresh lah, I mean got the meteor eh the meteor don't help the artefacts oh that's the problem <mandarin>那个是那个问题:na ge shi na ge wen ti</mandarin> lor not like the event <mandarin>没有帮:mei you bang</mandarin> artefacts


ya lah but , Sian sia I I thinking our <mandarin>我想想:wo xiang xiang</mandarin> farming <mandarin>的时候我有点头痛:de shi hou wo you dian tou tong</mandarin> ah


like if cause <mandarin>很多东西要:hen duo dong xi yao</mandarin> farm mah


ya but !wah! <mandarin>等那个:deng na ge</mandarin> god role <mandarin>很久:hen jiu</mandarin> eh, for the artefact ah, no, eh !wah! artefact bro artefact how to cash resin ah


got meh, good characters can farm meh


then <mandarin>你:ni</mandarin> recommend child child C <mandarin>什:shen</mandarin> C <mandarin>什么就好:shen me jiu hao</mandarin> and which constellation <mandarin>是最好的:shi zui hao de</mandarin> I mean C six lah don't need to stock ah like but like <mandarin>如果是:ru guo shi</mandarin> budget


C <mandarin>四:si</mandarin> ah, that one far far away bro <mandarin>要三:yao san</mandarin> three constellations <mandarin>三个:san ge</mandarin> constellations away


okay but <mandarin>如果我问你:ru guo wo wen ni</mandarin> ah <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> like, child after another child right the next one right will the probability reset or not because they cannot give you all childs right cause it will reset right, or can ah


but if you never get if you never get child then the next one is confirm child lah that's what I read lah, ya lah ya lah but if it's child after child then the third one high chance is not child lah right, oh is still fifty fifty


oh, Qiqi is good lah but <mandarin>你如果我:ni ru guo wo</mandarin> #ke qing# then I, ya lah


because #ke qing# is like weird like doesn't help in my account cause like I really don't need her that's the problem


ya lah ya lah but Qiqi jean mona all this will be like the top lah


Sian sia, ,


twenty four K is one five five right, point one five five okay, that time oh okay <mandarin>只是:zhi shi</mandarin> one five five, okay lah okay lah wait ah <mandarin>我看我的:wo kan wo de</mandarin> bank account <mandarin>先:xian</mandarin> see whether I can I can I can take the damage or not


see my see my bank <mandarin>看我的:kan wo de</mandarin> bank account <mandarin>如果可以收到那个:ru guo ke yi shou dao na ge</mandarin> damage can can soften the damage or not, which kidney <mandarin>要要要卖哪一个:yao yao yao mai na yi ge</mandarin> kidney


[orh], I didn't, like I didn't expect more people to cash on to Genshin lah like I knew hor people play but I didn't know a lot people is willing to cash in lah


but okay lah <mandarin>我跟:wo gen</mandarin> andre <mandarin>谈这个:tan zhe ge</mandarin> topic lah like, beating cause I ask him lah like he think Genshin will last how long


then he tell me a few months ah <mandarin>我也是不知道:wo ye shi bu zhi dao</mandarin> how long will it last ah


two, okay lah fifteen lah <mandarin>我剩四十五:wo sheng si shi wu</mandarin> mah I two out of seven ah


cool kid ah <mandarin>你是那个:ni shi na ge</mandarin> cool kid <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> ah


!huh! <mandarin>很多人:hen duo ren</mandarin> quit <mandarin>了:le</mandarin> ah, !wahseh!, [orh]


open world ah open world, okay lah


, , five K only


, (hmm), marriage kidding kidding


five point four, eh <mandarin>不要不要不要不要:bu yao bu yao bu yao bu yao</mandarin> Mai lah Mai, !huh!


streamer luck ah okay lah okay lah


this, okay lah, oh but, but even if I get a like five star really hard for me to level up the that five star sia like streak need resources sia


, I only got one, I got fragile lah but don't only got one content


fragile cannot make what, ya lah ya lah, do you think I should ascend to world world level six first or not or wait first


ascend first ah but I having problems sia the domain just now I try, my problem is like okay my problem is like I cannot do like the tough like my world level because I'm very under level


ya, !huh! you all will co-op for me meh you all will co-op with me meh <mandarin>不是很:bu shi hen</mandarin> boring


world level world level you all world which world level ah <mandarin>哪个:nei ge</mandarin> world level


ah <mandarin>但是我:dan shi wo</mandarin> I'm but you think <mandarin>你觉得:ni jue de</mandarin> level sixty cannot cut in right, for support characters lah of course, but what's the bare minimum like you feel like <mandarin>你觉得哪一个是:ni jue de na yi ge shi</mandarin> like what's the bare minimum


but sixty enough meh I like dying eh when I do like everybody sixty and still dying eh, eh <mandarin>不要不要这样讲:bu yao bu yao zhe yang jiang</mandarin> leh


okay lah, uh, this game want to get good is must will ah


who got more money win lah, , true true, ah, world level six


but then when you cash, (hmm), what


ya, I buy five is how much ah four hundred right, two hundred plus ah, -,


two hundred plus, ya, two five zero is it, two five zero is it


okay, oh so uh, uh


(uh huh)


four two fifty ah two fifty five, two fifty, there is need err six stacks lah <mandarin>六个:liu ge</mandarin> stacks ah <mandarin>六个单:liu ge dan</mandarin> ah


!wah! , I think the two honest the two fifty


you <mandarin>你觉得那个三单是不不划算:ni jue de na ge san dan shi bu bu hua suan</mandarin> ah


I save fifty dollar ah <mandarin>我们:wo men</mandarin> hope I <mandarin>省到五十到五十多千:sheng dao wu shi dao wu shi duo qian</mandarin> lah


ya ya ya I save fifty dollars lah okay then I count how many, uh how many five star I will get like at the worst case lah


four ah four ya ya ya,


true true but I was thinking right maybe ah if I get like, child like let's say if I get, like I want to save up ah I buy the gem then I save up for other character


that's what you do, (uh huh)


true, !wah! now it's like one point four L eh, two five two five zero ah two five zero two five five two five zero or two five five


two five fire ah , five,


, if I go bald <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> I <mandarin>去:qu</mandarin> like all the way ah, all in ah <mandarin>知道吗:zhi dao ma</mandarin> all in ah


, now <mandarin>不:bu</mandarin> like <mandarin>不划算:bu hua suan</mandarin> ah, ya lah but you think like the two thirty is the best lah


eh two fifty two fifty !huh!,


okay okay, the last time I buy how much uh oh the last time I buy the twenty the twenty four


, okay lah,


, no ah <mandarin>我在想:wo zai xiang</mandarin> like how much like will be good like like what's the worst care scenario four <mandarin>四个:si ge</mandarin> four star lah <mandarin>四个:si ge</mandarin> five star lah


(hmm), what,


but you recommend all on !huh!


ya ya, but if !huh!


oh that one <mandarin>也是:ye shi</mandarin> DPS ah !wah! <mandarin>全部都是:quan bu dou shi</mandarin> DPS eh, !wah!, but win !wah! win like eh, [orh], [orh] okay okay <mandarin>其实我是要:qi shi wo shi yao</mandarin> Ayaka lah I was


!wah! I <mandarin>我:wo</mandarin> but I see like the #zhong yi# and the <mandarin>关:guan</mandarin> got <mandarin>关羽:guan yu</mandarin> and what <mandarin>关羽:guan yu</mandarin> is it


Ganyu ah, that one is support I or dip that one we don't know lah, oh that one not bad lah like water is a mona lah


or you not you know trying for her meh, , !huh!


!wah! but inner zoomer <mandarin>是:shi</mandarin> next year hor, , !wah! okay lah okay lah inner zoom ah


okay lah, (hmm), no I thinking about the tooth the two three three nine then the two five five


ya, your they all streaming ah, you all streaming ah if I'm right


so how much how how much joel spend already how much joel cash in already, !wah! but he two three hundred got so many good thing, [orh] <mandarin>他不错:ta bu cuo</mandarin> eh got all the five star more character


[orh] four five hundred ah is it, , join you all ah, okay ah okay


five five two five five ah okay lah okay lah, [orh]


ya lah ya lah <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> lah like that's that's one of my concern


ya lah but you you feel like I should cash in into the hit the pity on the math one then go to the weapon lah


ya ya he confirm will hit a pity but the after I hit like err another character or a child then I go to the weapon banner ah, ah


[orh] then the but I no skyward harp eh, don't need skyward harp, ah okay


true true so the last one should be the weapon lah after I #gao dim# everything, okay !wah! but I don't want to like, okay true true


<mandarin>做这个工作有钱了:zuo zhe ge gong zuo you qian le</mandarin> eighteen dollars <mandarin>算算很多钱:suan suan hen duo qian</mandarin> ah, heal ah heal ah never regen the never regen the whole damage eh a bit ah <mandarin>算算:suan suan</mandarin> heal <mandarin>一下:yi xia</mandarin> ah


hope hope ah hope, true, but I don't know whether <mandarin>会比较好一点:hui bi jiao hao yi dian</mandarin> lah like will be good lah like everything like not confirm


as in like, worst case scenario I get shit lah, like


true, the pity for character <mandarin>是八四:shi ba si</mandarin> ah or seventy five


every sixty five rolls or seventy, seventy six seventy six onwards mah


or if <mandarin>如果:ru guo</mandarin> I just want to hit the pity lah, oh, can hear me


hello


yes I can hear you, looking at the memes and dreams Telegram chat that you sent me, that you added me to, ya


like last year two years ago, no lah I I just opened it when it's like got two thousand plus messages then like


I just want to get rid of the notification I muted it ah, ya sia it's like, it's not tak kuat sangat ah but, eh eh


okay, eh, singaporean Reddit, ya but only to cari like TV shows


vikings, ya, ah cause dulu I watched it like


I watched like the first three seasons like religiously habis , err like they they were starting to kill off the main character so I stopped watching and then after that recently assassin's creed valhalla is coming out right so I started rewatching vikings


I thinking of buying sia but cyber punk coming out, ya I'm thinking of buying assassin's creed, but then cyber punk is coming out and it's confirm better


ya we didn't I pass you like my assassin's creed brotherhood, eh


I think so I don't remember but I remember I played AC two brotherhood, ya that's about it ah, eh uh black flag, italy ah somewhere I think rome if I'm not wrong


it's like somewhere in italy ah, but black flag right, was the last assassin's creed I played the pirate one, did you play that one it was quite it was quite fun for like, an AC game, they made it like quite different


ya ya ya that's why he tembak like the canon ball semua [kan] habis the benda macam


our, roots our malay pirate roots, I I I think so, Bugis is from the land of Bugis ah I don't know


my god the, the capital of bugis is uh arab street


what the hell is piawai , are you saying are you saying something wrong are you like mispronouncing it badly


what does kepiawaian mean in indonesian, primary school melayu textbook you probably need it to be translated for you also


[orh] kepiawaian means expertise or skill, I thought Bugis people were the pirates one, err, no really I know like


got like a big community of, there there there, Mahathir at one point he called, Bugis people pirates I just googled Bugis pirates I mean I can tell you this one


I googled Bugis pirates, so at one point of time, err Mahathir like the malaysian punya prime minister [kan], then after that he said err


he called, this was in two thousand seventeen quite recent lah, but yeah


yeah, no I'm on, well ya ya ya does it have pirates in it, troll as pirates, reputation for being pirates ah


the Bugis people raided english and dutch ships mercilessly, ya ya that's what I'm talking about, proud of my culture


, oh that's quite cool, I'm gonna start telling people that, it's like eh kau jangan main main aku aku darah what is pirate in melayu ah, ya what what is pirate in malay pirate in malay


exactly ah sia


, , ya dulu lah I think, , I dulu bila I time


I was like, I was on the verge of getting a tattoo, okay I wanted to get a pirate ship because, I like pernah dengar orang kata orang Bugis pirate then I like, wanted to show my culture


but it but


Toh is the only one who's like full blooded Bugis and if Toh finds out I did this to show my Bugis side confirm Toh will beat me up sia,


yeah, don't judge me shut up lah , cool [pe], ya, I I I I'm young at heart


, cool [pe] tak cool ke , , obviously I didn't go through with it, eh no sia I fikir for like


I fikir for like tiga tahun sia, and after that I finally masuk NS then I was like okay, ya I was thinking like I'll I'll I saved up enough money, already like I think tiga tahun in JC I saved up enough money then I was like ah I I cannot lah later I go NS later they throw me into like mono intake infantry or something cause I got tattoo so I wait first


then masuk NS then I like cannot do ah later must take MC, and then after that finished NS no money already cause I spent it all on new zealand ,


, (ppc)


, , is that is that correct memang ah, you're so cool bro !chey! memang lah


there there will be a tattoo of a, koi fish eh koi fish tak habis eh, ya the the the japanese wave shit then after that it's always like a koi fish going up and then after that the koi fish is at the forearm


seriously I, I kena like tiga orang who have the exact same tattoo and they stop at the exact same spot


why do you think I saved up money for three years when I wanted to get tattoo , colour mahal sia


I don't know ah depends on the quality one ah , obviously I I I didn't do much research ah I didn't want a koi fish tattoo I wanted a pirate one, you know it will be like like


!huh!, !wah!, ask her to do an apprenticeship ah


, what the fuck


, man, I wouldn't I don't I wouldn't trust myself sia


then just like later pengsan then the line like drag across across your body, you know like when you're writing ya but you're like in class then later tertidur youppo ,


cuppin, the one you bought after you exercise


ah ya ya ya, (uh huh)


!woo!, oh that's cool


, eh, it's like test test dulu ah,


ah cause, because when you do like that kind of like hand, hand gun one right I'm sure it's gonna hurt a lot more than when you use a gun


well with the hand one it's like the person cucuk one by one slowly I'm sure it's gonna hurt more , I mean as compared to a


machine gun like a machine electronic machine, I'm sure it's not that fast lah, ya, you tau ah I lagi sikit I bila I went to mexico [kan], I almost got a tattoo there


no I was planning it, ya ah I already cari the kedai already I asked one of my friends there when I sampai like which one like which kedai this kedai bagus or not then he said oh ya ya this one dia ada kawan pergi something like that and then after that


and then after that just when we were there he, my dad dia ada kidney problems


ya so at that point of time dia tak bagi kita orang donate our kidney, so and then, so I was like fuck it ah like


the night bila I was about to book the appointment my dad messaged his kidney were like lebih teruk then after that he said like then I told him lah if you want the kidney I can give then he said okay can, and when you come back we talk about it, then after I googled do


do tattoos affect your kidneys then they said like oh if you want to donate a kidney you shouldn't get a tattoo then I was like ah fuck ah, ya


ya, call me bodoh all then I was like correct ah bodoh but


no lah she know lah uh, I I stayed over at her friend's house of course she know, , no, it's just, me


like I, ya I mean, ya they know lah like I balik pukul berapa , one time I literally passed out, on the living room, another time at the pukul empat pagi dia jumpa aku tengah muntah dalam toilet


yeah, I don't know ah, I I know at one point she she she didn't, cause she said dia kata [pe] ah


, , yeah, ya never again though, yes, throwing up


no , err unless kakak telah bayar then yeah, I don't know ah I I don't minum anymore not since I met Amira, yeah


ya, ya I did it was like one of the first few conversations we had, cause she asked about halal haram ratio, then I said oh ya I I I used to drink a lot and stuff


ya, cause she said, ya uh I stopped already so okay lah that doesn't bother her, wait then like she asked me ah macam dulu I buat apa then I told her like all those benda bodoh bodoh like like you know like people


like conventionally when people go clubbing and stuff right like they like fuck boys ah like later they cari perempuan or what, that kind of thing like that, ah


what, ya then happened like three, ya I panjat dua pokok satu lamp post


in the same night, and then after that, when I balik station, cause that that time was like a Rohtak outing the entire Rohtak you know because no then after that the next day shift I balik station


then I masuk the office [jer] then after that everybody was calling me eh peter parker peter parker then I was like !huh! apa sia, and then after that my friend told me like oh kau tak mabuk kau panjat pokok habis after that like the this PMT lah she was the one yang like jaga me because she don't drink then they know like I'm a handful


so like she turned around like she couldn't find me then she turned around then she saw me climbing the pokok then she's like ah turun then I was like no go away I'm peter parker and after that I started climbing higher ,


, ya then nasib baik sia but it's, no I don't I don't remember , , ya , that as


not not like the not like the creepy satan but the bodoh satan, , ya and then one time


like clubbing and K I'll go with my friends and then after that we just joget joget together like just guys it's just like playing around by ourselves then after that at one point of time there was this group of girls, also happened to be there and then after that they like trying to like like my friends all like ikut dia orang ah


then after that, and after that this girl came up to me then after that she like started macam joget depan I, then after that you know like they dance very close one, then my friends were behind me then they were like egging me on, and after that I pusing belakang then I was like eh bodoh sia lah sempit sia and then I the girl then I they all were like what the fuck sia


that one I remember , I I was so angry at myself sia , ya


I mean I feel kind of bad but , also kind of, good ,


ya , how is it how was your last duty you get into trouble or not, surprising, (uh huh)


(mmhmm), hose testing tu apa like you just turn on the thing ah , ah


ah okay, , oh [dah] buat salah sekarang buat baik pula , action sia


I, , ,


oh, merepek sia


ah,


hand over shift, and then after that I I didn't turn out for call I malas so I tidur I tidur in like the they have like a mass hall but atas ah on the second floor then the office on the first floor


so every all the everybody else tidur on the first floor and then I tidur on the second floor, habis naik atas like pukul satu pagi then I was like eh ma'am I I go sleep first ah then she like oh K K I see you upstairs


when I when I went back into the office sia lah semua day crew and then they all like eh you this shift what why you come late then I was like no encik I night shift sia , , ya pukul sembilan bangun


then after that nak kena sign out [kan] the reservist nya attendance sheet, night shift nya semua paramedics [dah] balik then I was like eh encik macam mana sia then he's like ah never mind I sign for you I sign for you , reservist, NS NS takkan nak begitu sia lah


NS balik on the dot sia, actually not really lah NS I used to stick around a lot also , ya


okay I'll, , , night shift I wasn't like that ah because yours is twenty four hour shift so you always finish in the morning [kan], for me if I night shift then I finished in the morning [kan]


[orh] me and my friends selalu keluar eat breakfast lah so we leave we leave late but it's because we wait for the rest of the medics balik station ah , ya, last time my rota quite bonded ah ,


and then after that my friend like we all cycled halfway already pergi entah mana nak makan lah or something then my friend kata eh sia lah aku tertinggal aku ni barang ah, then after that we cycled back and then we masuk the station like bicyle then we parked the bicycle outside the paramedic office beside the pumper macam


ah that's like fucking eight bicycle sia


eight bicycles like parked beside the PL siapa tak bingit sia , , nasib baik dia orang tak kena ,


, oh ya how was it cardiac arrest right, ah


, cannot sia, , [dah] expect ah


fuck,


ya that's quite rare, I think for the most part my my cardiac arrest, think like only like, twenty percent a quarter of them ah dapat shock, ah , depends ah depends on how far the hospital is depends how fast we reach


ya, no most of the time if dapat shock it's usually on scene and then it continue in the ambulance


oh, so the pulse [dah] balik ah, like, when when was the last time they saw him, when was the last time he was seen like healthy


like when was that, no no when was the last time the patient like dia orang sampai dia [dah] [dah] gone [kan] so like how long before that did they last see him


[orh] like depan mata ah, oh, why sia


ya ya ya, , when I went back reservist the medic told me sekarang they make it compulsory sia, all medics


my time it was like optional, then after that sekarang dia orang enforce like you have to download, then after that if you dapat the notification kena pergi ah I mean if you tak nampak then #bo pian# lah but, they expect you to go,


, ah, that's cool


the this captain from, err division Yishun, so he cover my station sometimes when the paramedics on leave or what


then after that dia nampak the captain dia terus eh sia lah


, so ya , oh ya my last, you know my err last duty, one of my last few duties ah like my err the most recent cycle I also got a cardiac arrest and then after that the like we managed to resuscitate sia resuscitate the patient dapat we gave like I think three or four shocks


eh no three shocks then the pulse came back, yeah, ya, that one also quite surprising so, but the nyonya was quite tua already, then they but the I think it's because


the dia orang [dah] tolong this nyonya out of the toilet then she terus collapse so like right from the mata ah then they immediately call, eh usually cardiac arrest kalau pagi pagi [kan] it's usually a macam orang baru bangun baru bangun then they jumpa the body then it's like [dah] beberap jam ah so that one


like the body without oxygen like after three or four minutes it's like permanently brain dead like let alone like how many hours right so that's why most of the time when you dapat cardiac arrest


ya it's like, pretty much lah but most of the time we still try ah just to, at least, put in effort, ya, but usually it's very rare ah unless like the patient collapse in front of


like, like patient collapse then they straight away call, and start doing CPR lah, err my last duty in NS like my last duty ever kena dapat call the this #ah pek# he cardiac arrest at a foodcourt


and then after that we sampai and then we saw the doctor there was a there was a clinic in front of the food court ah, and then after that like a the the passerby called the doctor then the doctor datang so when we reached the doctor was doing CPR then the doctor buat CPR you know like got a there's a pace one when you do CPR it's like one and two and three there's there's like a certain pace you have to follow


to do CPR that kind, ya, then doctor buat macam macam jackhammer sia don't know what


then lepas tu he he stopped walking then he turned he turned around he looked at me then he was like, the doctor the doctor buat CPR sembarang then we after that we all like what the fuck sia the doctor you know


then he was like like, that's why like tak tahu malu ke like, you fucking terrible at CPR until like an NSF has to take over you, and like the NSF that take over wasn't even me it was like I had to ask my junior to do cause I to set up the other equipment


ya so I asked my junior about the physical, why okay what actually last time medic, like if you turn out for a cardiac arrest then you get like got two medics in the crew [kan] you will gaduh over who gets to do CPR


cause if you do C, everybody wants to do, cause you do CPR is like brainless you just equal the rhythm you keep up the right pressure okay already, ah


so like everybody will gaduh over who gets to do CPR


ya, err they started right after I ORD, I know my encik was the one who came up with the vehicles sia there like that was his project


, as in, ya that's true


I think ya tak salah I heard FMV they got the thing for macam orang morbidly obese, like like there's there's stretcher they put inside is so they can convey those kind of patients also, ya


ya, cause the normal the normal alpha sekarang is fucking kecil sia like the old one like the box alpha you you remember right I think your time got the box alpha right


the new alpha is freaking sempit sia like a normal sized patient already like a slightly heavy normal size patient is already quite sempit already, so I think like the FMV, plus the FMV dengan the stretcher [kan]


, [orh] firefighter, [orh] then turn out for, [orh]


ya, actually ah the my last cardiac arrest case like bila balik reservist ni we also turn out with FMV and then after that I nampak [kan], so far dia orang asyik suruh the boy yang buat CPR then after that yang lain semua diri kat keluar kesian sia


the firefighting ah, and then after that so like free up free our hands lah so the FMV crew yang buat CPR


and then after that like I tak pernah nampak anyone wearing orange bunker gear buat so far is selalu the firefighter, like the the green the green one, ah ah, T shirt sia


what you all turn out pakai bunker gear [pe], ah ah ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya that's what I saw also ah when I turn out with them


but fun right, , eh wait so were you were you the covering sec com


oh then nasib baik sia nasib baik ada the fire fight, , [orh] so even then like if even if you turn out the PO will take charge lah


ah so so if anything like the PO will take charge of the call lah, , PO what


ah ya


oh then, ah I see I see, ya, [orh] they want to put people into the, FMV ah


eh but actually now PL also turn out for, PL also turn out for cardiac arrest right, ya got some some new thing called, high high intensity CPR or something like that


I don't know what the hell it is ah high intensity CPR HI, ya let me google ah high intensity, SCDF


high performance high performance CPR, so it's like a, it's like a new protocol, so it's like, eight eight people do CPR


ya so it's it says here, eight member crew recalled an incident when they had to do high performance CPR to resuscitate a patient, so like basically the whole and then semua turun then after that they take turns doing CPR I don't know what the the the protocol is ah like I'm sure there's like some


like procedure like, like a flow to it, to make it more like, make it better, I I also don't know


, , that kind of thing but ya, I heard they was like they were starting to do it


quite often relatively often, but then sejak COVID then they stopped because they want to limit like exposure or whatever


serious


, then you Suay ah, eh but Ons, I get lah if you want to be Ons but tapi ko nak kacau reservists buat apa sia


CFS baru juga ah


oh, Sian hopefully your next cycle gets better


double meaning tu apa sia


what the fuck, workload and the, (uh huh), oh so if LF turn out then you ikut if FMV turn out also you ikut ah


if LF and FMV turn out at the same time then how, [orh] okay, oh


oh, it's like you turning out for two appliances,


and, FMV, last time NS tak ada [kan] your NS tak ada you get to face, face something new


ya fun right


you you've seen how it works already ah,


, I I guess I get what you mean ah but it's been a long time since I felt that ah , ah like I never, a'ah mampus I I ORD [loh]


last time I remember they they ask us to download when I was in NS then they say like it's not compulsory but we highly encourage you to download, then after that I think it was during like our ORD talk or something like that


sir I off duty for what want to go collapse then we were like sia lah I mean I know everyone was thinking it ah but you don't have to say it bro


the officer just bawa lah then he just continue, ya


, ya you download already ah, the my responder app, , !huh! oh you need the cert ah to download


ya tak probably ah, that's why I was supposed to get the cert, after my last refresher course, it's like every cycle they tell me ah, that oh you take this course you finish this refresher course we will give you your


CPR certification, then it's like it only last two years, ya, they said we supposed to get the card also


to say that we are actually certified, ya, then tak pernah they never give, err, the no lah it's not like we go through the full benda lah cause we already know how to do it what so it's basically


the only thing, is like we get tested on it like the contract indications and what not, and then they have the mannequin habis kena buat CPR lah then they measure, like our our depth of compression the rate of compression that kind of thing


then if you pass then you will get by right supposed to get the cert ah, ya, I think it's just paper work ah so they like when you balik reservist then they said like oh we all got the cert already so we can turn out for cardiac arrest, but they never give us the card ah


ya, ya sia ya I remembered the the first medical thing I ever learned, was you ajar I, you


I remember you that time you you masih botak I think you still in NS that time then you got to, and you keluar apa buka and and then after that you you told me right eh you know what I learnt or not then you started doing the hiemlich on me ajar [pe]


, no ah, I had I had one this one time in NS got this one nyonya she said like oh I I'm choking


that she called she called the ambulance she called for an ambulance then she saiD uh I'm choking I cannot breathe there's something in my throat, if you were choking you cannot fucking talk cause your airway is blocked, and then after that we sampai sia lah this nyonya fucking waste our time sia then she like mati mati she said like oh I can feel it in my throat I can feel it in my throat then we asked her what you eat she's like oh


I eating this nut then the nut, ya, ya, hello, ya


hello can you hear me, ah, no ah, no no anyway I was saying ah ya you were saying


that one is like, , oh my god what the fuck


that one is a different bodoh like if you are if you are actually choking you cannot talk but you should be able to sign if the person is right in front of you you confirm can like sign say you choking what


then you can buka the pin you can walk to the door buka pintu then you like oh I I choking just now I ate this nut I can feel it in my throat, then it's like confirm that one not choking sia, that's why then after that like, I turned to my paramedic that time I that time I tengah ORD ah so like my perangai already like like half fuck ah


then after I turned to my paramedic then after that he like I I told you macam cakap buang masa sia then after that my paramedic's like eh lain [kan] lain [kan], then after that I was like K K K then I went inside then I was like okay madam what happened she's like oh I choking I just now I choke ah then I think I I cannot breathe then I was like


then I was like okay madam and then I check her oxygen level just to like show face oxygen level ninety nine and then after that then like okay madam what what you eat I ate this nut ah I can feel it in my throat ah I can feel it in my throat then I was like, you try coughing it out or not she's like err


no I don't want to cough it out then I was like, okay then we what what do you want us to do you want us to do hiemlich on you is it then she like, then after that she takut then I was like then what the fuck you want sia


my paramedic penakut so he convey, ya [orh] it's more of like he malas want to


convince her to not go to the hospital, ya she mati mati want to go, for like a nut in her throat, a nut in her throat then she know


but ya a lot of people call for stupid shit ah, like last time like, like my friends all they say like oh sia lah they they malas want to turn out for like rabak punya call, cause it's like more tiring right, but like I'd rather go for rabak call then the call is just waste my time


you know, ya you feel like you doing it's like worthwhile of your time, exactly ya, I mean macam ini kes bodoh bodoh sia then it's just like naik marah sia


it's like sia lah I could have been sleeping for like another thirty minutes but instead I have to watch away this dumbass who is not even like sick or anything


then after that he said he ingested something so we like, then we sampai already then we ask him what what what did you inject you tell us specifically so we like dia orang cari macam bleach bottle ke apa on the floor then he said oh I swallow this uh I swallow coins


then I was like !huh!, the budak the budak call, it's like some police NSF I remember, then he say I I I swallowed coins, then I asked him, what coins then he was like, coins lah like then after that he took out his coin pouch like he had a like a coin an actual coin pouch then after that I asked then after that I was like


how many coins did you swallow, then he like err three, then I then I ask you what what coin you swallow, then he like, err ten cent twenty cent I swallowed I swallowed two ten cent one twenty cent then I was like


fuck sia, ya he say he want to kill himself by swallowing coins, then I asked him I asked him why, I asked him why then he like oh I want to kill myself ah like my my sir at work


or whatever then after that he complained complained complained then I was like no no no why you swallow the coins like you you want to kill yourself I understand why the coin then he like I don't know what to do then after that my paramedic marah me he's like eh abang kau tak boleh main main then I was like it's a legit question though what the fuck


ya after that my paramedic like he my my paramedic don't let me talk to the patient already he like kau duduk kat tepi kau main main


ya we were on the ya we were on scene already, like the the call text, , ya


, that one pecah nyawa nyawa on another level and that wasn't me there wasn't me that wasn't me I that one I tak berani the the kind of thing I don't play


got new ones ah, after you ORD, they they cari you cause you're the only one who can baca quran [kan]


ah okay


!whoa!


ah ah


exactly pukul satu pagi sia why you telling me this now !wah! you fucking asshole


then dia orang tak dengar dia pukul pukul dia pintu ah, shit, yours


yeah I think yours is creepier, but still, like the imagery's around


fuck you ah, ya you know you're going back there for reservist right sooner rather than later


, , boy karipap kesian sia


, tomorrow , ah tomorrow I have to go cari my, my friend's getting married in january then I'm one of her bridesmaids


so I need to cari my the baju for her wedding, ya, cause like we like the part of the bridal party mah, so kena cari like the so like she got five bridesmaids


three girls then me and another guy so the girls already got the baju then she want all of us to have like matching colour so besok we have to go cari like a baju that matches the colour, ya ya ya


and then after that, then twelve O'clock like one of my friends booked like, the semua tempat jual baju kurung ah, they got like some viewing or some shit, and then, one thirty


I need to go send Amira for her flu vaccination, !huh! like her tempat kerja offer then you just get free flu shot


MC, #chao keng# [pe]


(uh huh)


, !wah! then how the hell you survive your SCC sia


weren't you in the sun every day in bunker gear, [oh]


okay hello, hello can hear me


okay nice, what you doing, that added you, oh that one ya I added you like few months ago ah


!huh! you never open it until now or have you been like regularly opening it


it's okay lah, it's kind of like a more singaporean Reddit kind of thing


have you still been using Reddit lately


vikings, heard of it lah but I haven't really gotten around to it ah


ah, but it's, thinking of buying what assassin's creed or, but, eh, but do you play the first few assassin's creed series


brotherhood I don't really remember playing eh no I don't think I finished brotherhood I played AC two, I think I was the one who told you to play AFMVC two right was it


[orh] okay


was it good, black flag that one yang macam boleh controller ship semua [kan]


, I don't know actually I don't know what around Bugis is ah


ya never mind ah, I not interested anymore


I don't know


I think I need to translate this page ah, but it's [orh] okay okay this is Indon lah that's why


I don't think they were pirates or something lah I think you I think you, anyhow only ah


are you googling, are you googling uh malay pirates or something


(uh huh), , are you on the must share news dot com that one the seven facts about Bugis people


why, ya ya ya there's something about pirates ah okay lah this page is in english so its a bit easier to


, the boogeyman is out to get you, the the Bugis man uh


that your ancestors were pirates ah, I don't know sia


(uh huh),


, eh so you actually contemplating on putting a tattoo of a pirate ship on your thigh, [orh] but like of all the things a pirate ship ah that's like


that's like maybe what a the ten year old you will do or something uh, ya , sure sure


the spur of the moment that kind of thing eh, but I'm glad you I'm glad you thought it through lah !huh!, but you would think


!huh!,


, ha I didn't know oh ya yes ya recently like one of the budak yang [dah] ORD he came back to station what last night, then he was saying that he working at some burger place with a lot of Angmohs


then he bawa motor then he got tattoo then the Angmoh like eh !wah! you are so cool then the malay guy was just like, Siao lah ini semua malik in singapore ada sia


but he like just step step begini ah like that, but the Angmohs were like you're you're so cool, , ya lah he working at some burger


on the arm, , it's a belakang tangan dia begitu ada apa tu flower something like that ah


, is that an actual thing I've never really heard of, that you could do it, (uh huh)


, [orh] I know my friend recently she bought like, my friend recently bought a she bought a tattoo gun, so she's like, she's like experimenting on herself first before she


offers to do for people ah, no lah it's just like her own macam tak ada kerja nak buat then just, brand tattoos for her friends that kind ah


and before she, ya so before she do that she's going to practice on herself first lah, which is macam gila sia,


, , ha, actually, you you know you know about the apa the bekam before


ah like cupping, you know what's cupping, ya ya the one that they put the suction cup on your on your back


ah so yang kalau melayu buat it's called macam bekam ah, then there's like the bekam kering dan bekam basah so the bekam basih right it's they poke, like holes into your body then after that they suck out the blood


so the way they poke is like they use like some, pen with a needle or something then they just like then they just poke through your entire whichever part lah


I think like this is what tattooing feels like ah, and maybe if you ever think about getting tattoos again you should go for the bekam first lah then, you see how it feels ah, but like sakit gila sia it's like


like getting injections over and over again


okay lah I guess, maybe, but he was doing it quite fast ah, like really rapid , (uh huh)


(uh huh), was that on impulse also or what, (uh huh)


(uh huh), that your sisters what


oh ya ya, (uh huh), (uh huh)


oh, ,


okay lah so anyway it's kind of like fated ah that you, weren't supposed to get that tattoo ah, , she marah ah


, , , actually does kakak even know like half the shit that you did in mexico, or do you like keep it all from her


then her friend is like the party kind ah, oh, [orh] so they know what you are up to lah


, , so semua orang dia report kadang kadang ah


bodoh sia, , are you gonna go mexico do you have any plans to go mexico soon


ha, oh is it, did you tell her like your


dark, past everything, (uh huh), so you told her like about your haram past already ah


, but she's like mostly ceria ah, ah


like macam back back in NS that time ah, panjat pokok bila bila [pe]


as in like just mabuk mabuk panjat pokok panjat pokok ah, ,


(uh huh),


nasib baik tak jatuh patah tulang tak patah tulang sia, but you don't remember ah,


, ah, not like the hit up other girls kind of satan ah


(uh huh), , , dude you remember or you don't remember,


, okay lah I guess it turn out for the better lah !huh! ,


, well I just I just finished my reservist today also ah, never sia, like accomodation from the from the FMG kau [kan]


then terus they were making up hoses, then, ya we just connect the hoses to the hydrant then so we just turn on then tengok yang mana telah bocor ke apa so yang bocor we put to one side


it was to make up for the last duties mistakes ah more like it, ah


half was that half was, half was like , I actually felt bad lah cause like I had to walk past them and then go upstairs begitu takkan nak buat bodoh [pe] naik atas lepak [jer] ah, so they were, like my team mates so tolong [jer] lah


that was the other half lah the other half was, [dah] buat salah , but ya other than that, next morning straight away skip baris pun , err what time ah


like , six thirty kira bangun and then tengok bawa mendap then six thirty ah, then dia orang duduk [jer] then he like okay lah kita balik ah


then tak ada orang kisah then okay ah


uh ya, bodoh sia wait this is NS ke reservist


, well NS also sometimes I will just penat penat sangat then I will just go like take a nap


I mean okay lah no rush like not like I'm in a rush to do anything also so like okay lah just tidur ah, ya


[orh], ah


apa ramai ramai ah, , sia


, oh then my medical call, not bad ah, quite interesting ah, like, cause the the call when it came in right it said difficulty breathing, then my then my EMT was like chill lah yes ah okay difficulty breathing probably it's like


not nak merepek lah but it's like tak tak tak serious ah, but the call said cardiac arrest so we were like okay, then we just go there like, as in we were rushing up but tak macam lari tak lari ah just like brisk walk that kind of thing


then we reached the lift lobby, we reached the lift lobby then suddenly one guy came running then he was like panting and berpeluh semua then he come in already, then we got into the lift together, then we go into the lift together then we took up then then my my PO ask him


err are you the one who called just now then the guy was like ah ya ya, then I started asking him then he said ya he oh his brother then his brother collapsed, then we go inside, we go inside, the got two people, one to fight back and one was the community responder


like, then they were already set up they set up the put up a dismal already, then when I came, straight away the second shock given, which is uh pretty rare ah to to to see like shocks getting given by the AED ah


ya but the guy, [dah] beberapa shock already


(uh huh), oh, [orh] but after the first two shocks after that no shock advised that you just keep pumping ah


I I think so, then, sorry what you say, see someone


for with a shock, oh, so dia abang jumpa dia then he collapsed so I that one maybe estimate five


then the abang straight away he called nine nine five then he started doing CPR, then I think nine nine five dispatch the near the my responder app ke apa [kan] ya people actually use that ah do you know that people actually use that


compulsory to what, oh serious ah


ah, (uh huh), okay lah I mean, fair enough but also cannot really force also


but okay lah that guy quite nice the the community responder, he naik basikal then he cycled over, cause he was at home ah he said, ya so he's the first person to reach


(uh huh), ah, ah, so from from no breathing no pulse ah


oh ya that guy, (uh huh)


(uh huh), so it's within like ten minutes kena buat CPR ah kalau tak buat then, confirm gone ah is it


(uh huh)


got the what again, ah the the one and two and three and four and that kind ah,


, ah, wait that was a doctor ah


, it isn't you know, !wah! rabak [pe], , Sian sia


who gets to do as in nobody want to do oh nobody wanna do, why sia, uh


!huh!, but uh, , I was talking to the the guy who came back station also lah so he was saying that, cause


[orh], ya so, I don't know how useful this thing is lah but like


no point


oh, like normal alpha tak ada buat ah, so FMV can what, !huh!


ah ya ya the ugly one lah


oh, ya ya


, oh ya I Ding was telling us lah, actually they can buat CPR ah habis buat CPR


like busuk sangat nak muntah you take over ah, ya the guy was firefighter, it's the FMV lah FMV recall


ah


, that is for firefighting or for the medic that side, oh


okay ah, cause I came also like, then the top helmet put tak pakai so it's just


then go up, but okay lah fire fight fire fight come first so, to us like not so, not so stress lah cause the guy do the access the all the stuff already


so we just like, I was the FMV sec com ya, no lah but my PO is EMT trained so it's not so bad


as in even if they don't we don't turn out as sec com still okay because, as in even if I came in with zero knowledge it's still okay cause my PO is EMT trained


ya lah definitely sia, I like I mean like on paper it's the sec com take charge lah but, honestly most of the time it's really just the, the ah PO take charge, cause the PO [dah] kena buat one year EMT course ah as in their EMT attachment to the medical side


so like, but last time was to make up for manpower now it's for them to get experience and then go back to fire side to bring their experience over


ya so it's, last time macam indefinitely [kan] dia orang kat medical side, but now makes sense ah


ya, FMV and fire bike


high intensity what, what does it mean


is it a type, oh, (uh huh), eight people


!wah!


but asal boleh sampai lapan orang buat CPR is it wasn't like alpha be come like on time and then


oh, but wonder how often it's actually being used lah in, ah


ah, eh my friend from #paya lebar# also the madam told them don't turn out sia, they said they want to minimise, ah they the the madam told them don't turn out for call like for reservist


ah fire site, cause they want to minimize the exposure to the public, then, I Suay ah my


ya sia, don't know ah apparently it's the first time ah that, only the


they said because of the CFS or something ah, but I don't know ah not really buying it, ya CFS baru tukar about two months ago, okay ah #bo pian# ah just go ah


, then they also all the all the people were like, he ask us like uh sec com for FMV I left oh ya the worst part is that FMV dengan LF is double meaning now, so like the PL one five tu sekarang is on repair


so LF one five two replace PL one five two, so, LF one five two crew also turn out for FMV, you get it, so I'm I am


so I am FMV I'm FMV one five one right, at the same time I am LF one five two, ya, ya, ya correct


cannot ya so either one either or one will turn out, ya so it's called double meaning ah, so like, ya lah so must just be extra alert


okay lah but as in Bishan usually quite rare that something happens also anyway, then ya lor that's my last duty ah double meaning but I left tak ada call lah


not bad lah at least I got to experience a medical call, like it


okay lah interesting interesting, I mean at least if ever really I come to a, like betul betul I need to do CPR on somebody I think I'd be a bit more confident now


ya, practice and practical, but to actually see it happen in real life, like different sia


, what didn't you download the app,


ah, (uh huh),


, I think for you all different lah cause like your whole entire duty already doing that kind of thing


but for people who not, like not doing that every single day then I think it's okay ah, download what


oh no lah I don't even have my, cert for that one, I don't know I I think you need the cert right to at least go for those calls


ya then, oh the card ah, oh for a as a reservist ah


but do you actually go for the training and stuff, like the recourse


(uh huh)


what did I what did I teach you, oh , why did I


have you actually used the hiemlich on anybody before, (uh huh)


oh I was reading on Reddit right, hello can you hear me, hello


ya ya, you got disconnected ah, oh ya our, I was reading on Reddit right like, got people who like, MPTY-, choked to death because they were too embarrassed to ask for help to hiemlich


like, I don't know ah, some thread that the they were they were out like a first date or something and then one of them started choking, so instead of asking for help right they go to the toilet to try to solve it then they just die in the toilet


ya, so then, (uh huh)


(uh huh), , that one they are not choking already ah


!huh!, , , so in the end convey ke tak convey


ha, in case anything happen like just cover your back ah is it, [orh], oh so she wanted to go to the hospital ah


!huh!


at least rabak call like you shagged out but at least you are doing, something lah you feel like you are contributing it ya


oh, ha


, so you were already were were you there on the scene already ah for this, this is the more all the at least this is one of the more interesting punya merepek punya call ah


apart from the yang the maid the kena rasuk that one, that was that was was that you, [orh] wasn't you ah ah


, !wah! yesterday they were telling me like, err ghost stories that happened in the station and stuff, after did you hear about the one the my batch as in the one that I going to ORD already then the guy kena rasuk one


ya ya that one that one, then, ya then the another one they said after that but it's only one more thing that happened


then after that so it was three of them, then you know that have you ever to the firefighting store, err something like that lah so macam there's this very thick, heavy door ke apa [kan]


that you can close, ah so like, then two of them [dah] terkeluar so got one guy left inside, then dia orang dua macam main main lah so they, they closed the door but they didn't close it shut it was like ajar a bit


so it's just like they close ajar, then dia orang tunggu kat luar then like eh asal tak perasan sia, then after that, that was from their perspective but from the guy inside the room right his perspective right, it's that he was


and like the lampu was on everything, then he like, sia lah like tak ada buka ah


so then he don't know why okay this part this part is err a bit scary part ah he don't know why but he went to panjat to the downstairs the scary part, which is like cause it's ya as it's it's it's like a two floor kind of place, so it's like you can take the ladder to go downstairs to the first floor punya fire fighting store


then which doesn't make sense because, if upstairs tak buka then korang downstairs is like even worse it's gonna be locked also, but he climbed downstairs


ah then he like panjat ah, , then he panjat back upstairs, he panjat back upstairs then after that then the door opened ah


then door open then he like he told them ah what he saw, then the two people outside like eh, but we didn't even close the door sia we just like we just held it ajar


ya that's the, that's almost as scary as the tu ah, as my my my call


second hand stories so it's like not so scary, okay lah but to me now that I'm not to me now that I'm not staying in station in anymore like tak ada lah


ya, K brother tapi semua ramai ramai [pe],


[seh] ah tak boleh baik baik ah, ,


then what you doing tomorrow, ah


(uh huh)


oh so you buying for yourself lah, [orh]


ah, vaccination vaccination apa sia


oh, ya I, I realised right I have this thing where I get headaches in the sunlight


, no serious like cause when I started my internship last time my internship was back in twenty eighteen [kan], then I I was having headaches like every week


then recently when I started work again, then I got the same kind of headaches, then I realised like, oh shit the only difference is that, the the only similarity is that I've been working in the sun


ya, SCC, err, okay so my second thought is that I think when I went for lasik, then, after that it somehow


made me get this thing, cause I was googling it's called photo


ah then what did you buy


oh I didn't see that


oh, I I I didn't go out eh I mean I went to work only I didn't have time to go shopping or whatever


oh


, then you got go anywhere else or not


ya I understand, cause like ya I know I rarely go out cause it's very crowded then macam leceh ah


I rather go online shopping something zalora also got like very cheap sales and it's more worth it there ah


that's boring, I mean, ya black black friday should be like really really cheap


, ya too bad lah the border also close so long already


the food so sedap and cheap, and I love going to the massage parlour also, ya I love I love going for massages in malaysia


, oh my god is it thai odyssey, oh I've never I've never used that before


is it good, eh murah eh like worth it eh


is it like a spa or something, oh how much,


ya almost a year already, ya I also sedih I miss I miss all the things that are cheaper by eh like three times cheaper


what, ya the one that they sell all the meat like pasar malam like that ah


oh, do you always go to JB, oh ya I don't really go ah because sometimes like if I don't get the train ticket right then I won't I won't bother to go by foot because the queue sometimes crazy sia like I cannot I even cannot even imagine queueing two three hours so bad


no for to go in malaysia the malaysia immigration, ya especially on the weekends oh my god it's so crazy


oh like how early, , then you go you go there like five plus nobody is it I mean like err are the shops even open


oh is it you go with your family is it, what do you always buy there, oh I have never tried avocado in my life


like I don't eat sayur ah that's why


oh okay maybe I will try when the border opens maybe we can go together also I don't know


oh juice alpukat oh ya alpukat is avocado in malay , oh you like you like like fruit juice ah


oh I understand, so like do you always go staycations at JB or malaysia


ya lah singapore what singapore so expensive ah I don't think it's even worth it ah


ya lah that's why that's what that's what my mother always say stay at home like the government give us that hundred dollars I don't even know what to spend it on, ya I know right and like oh my god I wish I can just go to malaysia even JB is enough for me


ya


oh, oh, then you always go for thai massage ah


oh


ya you should, I ya


oh but usually you prefer which one, oh my god ya I like I like when they crack my bones also macam best Shiok eh


, ya but sometimes I I takut juga ah bila dia tarik then like crack my neck then I scared like you know I will die or something


oh ya thai odyssey, ya tepi jalan I prefer those chinese one ah relax relax , oh your your feet ah


oh , ya kadang kadang pun one I just sleep ah then then after that they will wake me up then and then I will like oh I I tak rasa apa-apa sekarang nak berbual pasal apa pula eh


oh tak no I've never tried Mala I've


I tak suka like I prefer my food to be plain tak suka campur-campur ah, oh green curry I've never tried that I think


really ah is it creamy right, oh ya maybe I should try Tampines hub got #saap saap# thai


ya, ya you don't know, , ya the first floor dekat sebelah eh depan Liho


oh funny now you know


ya I just not a fan ah I prefer ice lemon tea, ya have you tried Sanook


ya to me it's murah lah and affordable you should try at jewel it's a nice place


oh my god then where do you always eat your thai food, far east plaza where ah


oh ya I know Cahaya, first floor is it


oh I have no idea that's like authentic thai ah, oh !wah! I I didn't I had no idea but now ah I wanna go nak try


whenever I go Puncak I suka makan ini lah dia punya Wanton far east I mean, no Puncak just beside Cahaya their Wanton is sedap I love it ya beside it neighbour


oh you you more of a Cahaya fan is it, ya lah I guess people have their own preference ya


now I lapar already,


you eat already, oh, I've tried both but I still prefer Puncak, ya to me sedap ah because dalam dia ayam I think or they make their own paste


ya you should, ya sebelah [jer], the #tom yum# #tom yum# a'ah sia


oh, first floor eh you got no idea you don't remember what the name of the shop is


oh ya that one I know Nana kitchen, oh


oh weekdays ah, oh that like if two PM three PM


oh ya lah I mean because of the office people and stuff, oh K I I will want to go there then


, last time ah oh my god I watch so much cause I had the starhub cable TV ah the spongebob our nickelodeon cartoon network disney channel


oh I prefer nickelodeon like fairy oddparents spongebob, ah phineas and ferb is disney I think ya disney ya phineas and ferb disney


eh sorry ya ya cartoon network, oh


oh my god I love road runner, ah


concurrently ah, oh my god I don't know how I I grew cartoon also suddenly I just stop watching cartoon ya I don't know what happen


why ah why scooby doo though, , oh ya ya that's true


oh


oh ya ya, I remember uh mostly mostly the hantu semua is all humans right is it not really ghost


, and, oh banyak eh you have a lot ah, oh I thought you have like your collection or something


oh a'ah eh , oh, for me I like err you know err winnie the pooh


but I like eeyore I have like eeyores plush toys and stuff, no eeeyore is a donkey the sad donkey, eeyore


oh tigger is a happy bubbly happy go lucky, I suka I like the sedih-sedih one


oh my god yes, !yay! shaun the sheep ah, ya


oh, is it in, oh my god , oh but wait when you watch in indonesia is in malay or or in in indon or english


oh, ya sometimes like I go malaysia also the cartoons is in malay then I like feel pelik because the mouth is not in sync


ya and their voice is so either so deep or too high, such a major difference


larva no is it like a malaysian cartoon or like english, oh I don't know ah I've never, !huh!


really according to larva, oh I had no idea where where, oh L A R V A E


oh I had no idea that they had a theme park for that where is that, where is the theme park, capital where is that dekat mana [seh]


oh tak pernah dengar [seh]


oh for kids I thought we can go and play boring , oh you like watching that cartoon also ah


your mum, , oh oh my god,


oh well good for you then, really because, because of the cartoon you outgrew the your fear of cockroaches


oh my god I wish I can learn from you, oh spiders


oh even if it's far away from you, (mmhmm)


oh that's a nightmare, oh oh for me for me pula err last time when I was young a flying cockroach fly to my pants


, ya that's why I was I was I'm still like scarred from that that that time ah ya the incident rabak ah that one I tried to get it off dia tak nak dia tak nak dia tak nak fly away


ya, don't know, you ah yours is like a fill with in a car filled with spiders ya that that takes the cake


oh,


, you ask your parents lah maybe they will know


odd then we must be a vivid dream then, until now ah


oh ada spider


oh my god oh my god that's, , oh that's really bad


!wah! I understand, oh my god and you were sleeping on top of it that's worse, like you're on the nest you are asking for it


oh , oh my god the whole, ya I can imagine that err I will throw away all my bags man


oh


then the teachers what did they what did they do, oh


, ya


I will be I will be shocked as well, , oh I don't wear make up you know I literally have no make up stuff in my room while I have I ever had bought any


ya I I I I'm like a tomboy a bit , ya natural, yes then no did you ah but do you ah ya me too when I was in sec one


oh who do you like, ya I heard two PM before


oh, and you stopped listening to K pop at all lah


ya, oh, ya,


so you only listen to those two bands is it, ya BTS that big group, got a lot of


, eh


oh your friends a lot they like K pop ah, tua bangka , now


oh I don't know I'm not a fan so I don't follow all this, really, ya I used to listen to Shinee and super junior


ya, ya the old groups, oh my god Shinee,


ya sia Shinee then ya


ah ya, oh my god


you are so obsessed with big bang, oh my god your bedsheet


oh ya I heard he got arrested for sexual harassment ah


ya it's like a cult I think that's what I heard, ya I don't know, ya me too they all look so innocent and


oh he's the youngest I I had I don't know oh adik-adik semua naughty eh, ya


I I like who ah there's one guy uh no not G dragon eh is it G G dragon, no no no there's another guy that's very hot


ah ya oh my god top yes oh my god ya, he's he's so charming and ya and attractive, oh I don't listen to his music I just look at him handsome [seh]


ah, eh why ah why so,


cause like he he he who his who unmute himself is it


oh I'm looking at his, oh ya I'm looking at his instagram now it's all none of his face I mean some of his face also, ya it's mostly not him


ya, I thought, ya maybe he is, you know going through something that, as in pelik ya


what about movies what kind of movies do you like, oh, oh harry potter you're a harry potter fan, do you read the books


oh !wow!, both books and movies, what about narnia, oh I'm more of a narnia fan


ya not harry potter I mean I watch harry potter movies but I don't fancy, oh


but no more new harry potter movies right, ya that's sad


(uh huh), really, like your mug and stuff like that, oh my god you and your bedsheet your theme bedsheets


oh the one at err science the arts and science museum is it


oh UK you went to the UK, was it fun


, oh ya that's true, ya is like three times I think pounds


oh my god, really big like how big would the,


!wow!, (uh huh)


oh six hours total, is it like still is outside of london is it, oh


oh like a shuttle bus, with other people is it, oh best juga eh, where you like to travel ah, how many how many countries have you been to


oh banyak eh, !wah! lucky


no ah just say ah


oh my god, oh so you've been all around europe lah basically, mostly ah mostly


oh, for me, oh asia asia countries not yet ah, oh I've I've been to thailand indonesia china australia


ya, actually ya actually if it weren't for COVID and I would have been in vietnam laos and myanmar I planned to travel solo like ya for three months


[kan] best [kan], ya adventurous kid , oh you've been to myanmar


oh that's cool, oh so you haven't visited her yet lah, oh oh oh sorry sorry,


oh, do you then err then your parents is burmese also, (uh huh), oh okay


good lah, got different cultures


oh !wah! your atuk not bad lah dapat burmese, ,


oh, ,


ah, oh


oh you like to watch their movies ah, oh oh like like a museum is it


oh oh that's really cool, where is that


oh perigi #hang tuah# oh I I've been to Malacca so many times but I I've never discovered hang tuah punya benda [seh]


oh that's really interesting I mean I I I like history where I'm not into malay history , ya


oh ya I heard, (hmm)


hello, ah, , ya did you watch the movie the M Nasir one, oh it's on netflix now though I saw ya ya I saw I just saw uh tak not long ago


I mean, no I mean when I open netflix it err pop up, ya I think so baru add, ya you should I mean my mum watched it she said it's good but I'm not a fan of malay movies so I don't watch it


oh P Ramlee like what bujang lapuk I think I like that one


oh internet, you like you you enjoy reading ah


you enjoy reading, oh, oh roald dahl ya


oh my god I love roald dahl ya it's like my favourite childhood I suka I suka pergi library I borrow semua [seh], ya, ya best I I love fiction


ya maybe you like you are more of a non fiction kind of person, oh ya ya true I forget, ya me, me is just fiction not so much of non fiction


err fiction books ah I mean err nicholas sparks is more of a romance story, ya notebook


ya I watched , oh my god do you watch love rosie, oh my god ya oh my god , (uh huh) ya, oh my god yes


oh like you watch also oh my gosh what about the office, oh oh my god okay friends is good enough ya uh the office also funny


no no no jennifer lopez no no no , yes oh my god friends I have a friends fan here


, who's your favourite character, rachel chandler, sandler I like joey


stupid stupid bodoh bodoh tapi funny, he's also cute ah what, no I say he he's also cute, and when he like richard like I love when when he like rachel he is like a different man


ah ah like he's so matured when he like rachel, I know, , ah


oh oh my god me too like whenever I eat then like I feel like I need to watch something I will just opened netflix and watch friends yes I feel you


, ah


!huh!, oh my god did you buy everything


, jumper as in like the pullover ah jacket ah, oh okay okay,


oh, is it cheap in primark I heard primark is cheap, oh man,


(mmhmm), even if you convert to singapore nowadays murah eh


ah ya, ya that's true but the quality is good eh


oh one year


oh that's nice I wish I can ya I wish can visit the UK soon I hope, (mmhmm)


lagi nak cakap apa eh lagi sepuluh minit ini err, ya after COVID I think I just wanna quit my job and travel


ya, ya I mean uh it's so bored kongkong in singapore, I ya I don't uh, no I rarely watch youtube now what


oh err I watch like some of it the one they interview people is it,


ya, , I don't know what's praying mantis in malay apa ah,


, , ah, so okay this is not a test


, solat mantis


oh ya I think I watch that one that one is the recent one right, !wah! that one at Tampines eh, ya but


ya I hope I can get fifty though like easy money man, ya, such a simple


I don't know if they actually lupa they are nervous that they forgot everything,


really I never watch the whole video,


oh ya


LOL, do you watch err the crown on netflix


best I mean at first I thought like it's gonna be boring tapi actually best like it's about season four now is about prince charles and diana


I don't know if it's a remake but err, ya and is based on a true story, ya it's fine ah I mean you should watch it then we can discuss it because I like


I dig this kind of show like romance ah romance you like romance romance movie oh my god yes , ya but now at the cinema also not not much good movies ah


like I really want to what I want I really want to go to a cinema and watch a good romance movie, a'ah itu ah sudah tak ada sudah boring ah


oh is that really good I mean it's so cliche no I never watch, what do you mean dia tak mix


oh very rigid eh or just tak ada commoner ah


oh I wish, , singaporeans wish I mean anyone would wish they are rich I guess


(hmm), lah, oh I rarely go shopping but I like Uniqlo Uniqlo is the best do you oh my god we we have such eh we have like a few things in common as well ah


that's good that's good, I love it when they have sales like ninety, me too I I have err all the colours of uniqlo shirts you know almost ah


the mana satu ah


furry furry on the outside, oh the just the just the collar there is it the hood ah, oh no I never see before


you bought it,


isn't that like ninety nine ninety or something, oh really I didn't know is that cheap, oh


not too bad, ya I love their, ya ya their their their material is really nice unlike H&M, H&M cotton on I think is err their their cotton not as good as uniqlo


the bomb, , ya


oh you like oversize shirt, oh okay ya actually Cotton On has nice graphic shirt


ya, , ya, obviously ah why would we waste money on, ya, where ah where we can we go thrift shopping in singapore


oh ya I went lucky plaza but, ya I think all the good stuff people kaut already, ya definitely not lah


the jollibee also so so crowdeed, ya I go I went with my sister, ya but, not not my type of clothing ah


I still prefer malaysia's bundle, they have, they have like the coolest shit ever, ya, uh, ah


ya, [oh], ya it's I think cause of the hypebeast people or whatever what not


okay hari ini I went to bath and body works


I went to apa itu to err the dia punya outlet dekat Takashimaya sebab I nak beli dia punya err scented candle


[orh], but it's very it's a very it's I'm very disappointed lah because dia punya sale [kan]


then you got go anywhere else you know, ya, you know I went to three one three then after that err tengok-tengok baju tapi so macam they say the price is lowered tapi macam it's still expensive you know


ya, ya, ya, ya semua tempat pergi semua crowded


thank god I'm the first customer else ah


ya, very boring, ya then like malaysia punya lagi Kaw dia orang punya black friday tapi I heard from my cousin dia orang punya black friday like no black friday


, ya lor, oh I really


ya I also miss the food, ya I agree really, ya oh my god you also


like you know the thai massage, no not thai odyssey apa nama dia err no another one healthland


oh my god you must go healthland, you must try it's good it's really good, worth it sangat and then like kalau you pergi yang JB punya there are few outlets lah tapi the best one right you find the biggest outlet itu yang paling best


!huh! uh, (hmm)


ya sedih ah, , ya you you know what I miss the most


then after that pineapple juice lah macam-macam ah I like, and it's cheap, err if I got the time lah ya but


for the for the train, oh ah ah ya ya ya queue dia selalu panjang [kan], ya oh my god I agree yes ya


then like kalau I masuk malaysia [kan] I selalu datang pagi like very very early then dia punya crowd tak sangat macam teruk sangat lah still manageable


ya


ah ada lah, then , then six plus tunggu kat pasar tani itu err I think about fifteen twenty minutes until dia punya set up semua sudah start then we go in ah


oh, ya always ya


serious


ya it's nice dia manis yes, ya, yes


yes, ya tapi memang sedap if I have to choose a favourite drink that would be my favourite drink I really love avocado juice


, ya ya ya


malaysia yes I selalu pergi situ like staycation with my family over there tapi kalau staycation dekat singapore memang tak lah , ya and then might as well you duduk dekat rumah [kan] your own home


ya itu lah, ya I also because I prefer my own home ya


I was like okay basically right I kalau tak pergi massage sudah berapa bulan [kan] my back will hurt so much


so I jenis macam how to say I'm very picky with my massage massage punya tempat tau I don't like indonesian style massage it's very painful


always yes tapi thai massage dekat singapore semua macam so expensive, oh okay


!wah! nak try ah


I prefer the traditional one sebab dia dia push your body macam macam way then bunyi ketap-ketup !wah!