what's the most busybody thing you have ever done , I know I think, I I know like , oh okay okay I know uh my sister will bring back her friends her coursemate friend, and I would just sit there I just


listen to them talk and then maybe they will play game I just sit there watch them play game for no particular reason, uh Bao-Ka-Liao Singapore should become the next hub for


ya that's the question, H U B, medical tourism


I I get also and, because we are a very small country, you know you know we hardly even be seen on the map, ya ya ya I think Singapore should honestly be a either a Unesco site


did you know that did you know that Botanic-Garden is a Unesco site, ya ya so uh United Nations Economies uh, it means something something culture heritage ah I I have no idea what is it called, but I think Singapore


you know if you give them enough, time and value we can become the next hub for, trading, trading, and like maybe medical medical tourism and just eh medical tourism and just tourism in general


we, we have one of the best in the world at least in the top ten


all walks of life


uh I like to point out for a fact that uh it's a very Singaporean thing to uh Singaporean slang to call the teacher cher, ya uh, I think honestly the teacher that make the most


impact in me would be my primary school teacher, she was when I first came in she was the teacher that took me for primary one, and when I left she was the same teacher that was my form she was the same form teacher when I left for primary six


or was either that or my, honestly yeah I think she's the only she's the one that made, like one of the most impact in my life I guess, she cultivated my learn love for books at that time, and she you know supported me when I was leaving school lah


Madam Hurney, honey yeah, from from what I hear she's back to the same primary school but now only as a part time teacher


okay last question, for sg one hundred, for sg one hundred


uh describe your Singaporean dream, mine mine is very easy


fifty three


I think, I think in general I want Singapore to be able to be out there, to be more publicly known, so instead of like, it say let's say you have friends online like, kay that you tell them where where you are from and if you say Singapore then most of the time they won't know


like, so I think for me my my Singaporean dream or my Singapore dream is to, make Singapore be stand out ah, despite our small, status and what not eh I want Singapore to be able to be


internationally recognized for things, I don't know uh I know we are the top ten in medical, uh maybe, for tourism also, surprisingly we are we are in the top ten for good tourist spot eh


yes so we are done with the game, as move on to free topics, let's let's do one by one ah let's go through it one by one


entertainment, oh-my-god that is a loaded question man that is a fair up loaded question I am going to tackle it one by one


okay so entertainment, the latest movie, the latest movie I have, the the I think the latest movie I watched was Deadpool Two


is to really had their rest, cause, ya I watch I watch Deadpool two that was the latest movie and the next movie I want to watch will be, either Johnny English or, had the next next fantastic beast


ya ya okay then for tv show, !wow! I have not watch any tv show, I didn't I didn't I did not watch anything recently ah any new tv show but I have watched a new


drama, is a Korean drama is called Voice, ya is about this uh woman who can hear sounds that normally people do not hear, she has like this super hearing type of thing


ya surprisingly it just came out, recently I think


I like how I do this keep the last two questions, I think okay what what movie, did I enjoy the most on okay for movie, I think the favourite movie until now, I would have enjoyed the most


eh either Harry-Potter, or probably Pirates of Caribbean series, for tv show without a doubt, would be


okay okay I think there's a doubt I think, constantine is a good one too bad you didn't finish it, or, that one what you call it, Doctor Who


ya, ya Doctor Who is coming back !ooh! thirteenth doctor !woohoo! ya thirteenth doctor, so so there's one show tv show I like and, favourite drama, Code Blue, is the Japanese yeah is the Japanese medical drama I've


I watched all three season and I had to tell you when I first watched the ending, for season one I was so heart broken, because ending of season one it evolved the left the this doctor, ya ya there are doctor there are doctor that end up


in a accident due to no safety check, and then his arm arm might have to be cut off


actually now I think about it right, tv show doesn't have to be an English thing, I realise, so anime can be also considered tv show


ya right right so now is it all this thing I think my favourite tv show, hands down would be one of those, uh very old, actually uh !wow! Digimon yeah


Digimon hands down Digimon, this first five seasons would be my favourite, ya ya ya Digimon, Digimon zero one Digimon zero two, Digimon zero three eh tri Tamers, zero four Frontier and zero five Data Squad


let's do cars cause both of us like cars and just could be at like


okay what's what's okay what if you have if you if you would have to have a dream car, ya what brand of wallet, and then, what about maintenance


I think my my dream brand or dream car, would be a muscle, ya important impotent phoenix muscle, it's American it's American type it's American brand


ya you'll think that but, I like the design because I came across it in gta five, so I was playing the game that I I found I like the way they handle it cause it's there's, a very, heavy steering and, at this shooter games how I feel lah it has a heavy steering and


it looks quite nice and I thought hey, quite actually nice car there's one that looks like a Camarro, the muscle phoenix Camarro, the Poteng Poteng ah it's called a Poteng, ya but I think, ya I think a American muscle will be quite


but it's a vintage one lah


ah I think you would you would be able to say that because you, was seen buying lots of stuff recent, I think I think okay the latest item, I bought, were cosplay props


for like things things , basic mixing make up for cosplay, but, my basic routine for beauty, is very simple, wash my face with water, applies then the facial wash


rinse off, done


oh okay yes in general lah, okay okay so, Nivea for any facial wash, uh Dettol for body wash, uh head and shoulder for hair wash, eh for gaming


hands down any steam game, but I have been I'm loyal to this, Sekai Sekai cloud wind cloud Sekai project, it does vision novel slash to


those romance game where you can choose your path or something


what's that


oh then I !aiya! in that sense I also be a Microsoft fan, I have a X-Box, I have a cpu that runs Microsoft ten I use edge for my browser, and I have a Microsoft Windows Phone !huh!


because, you you think that a lot of people will use Edge but I'm, take it to the I'm loyal to in the sense lah, ya my turn


uh okay let's do hobbies, uh fitnes and sport because we were both overweight then, ya so fitness and sports what do you do to keep fit, what exercise do you enjoy when why and why


where do you enjoy exercising, nothing


ya ya ya I understand


!yay! okay uh, so I don't keep fit, I'm overweight and am unfit but if there's one thing that I do, to keep fit is uh work work, the exercise uh I enjoy the most I think


would be, push up, for some weird reason I don't know maybe from my time in bmt , ya just just just like a it's just a routine thing you know


and I don't really enjoy exercising but I realise that, from that time in bmt, the exercising really does give a very good feeling, after you finish exercising


actually I think maybe the most favourite exercise would be either to swim, but I don't really know how to swim and to as a a cycle


uh okay, honestly nowaday I realise that my free time, is spend asleep, cause like, I I realize that , I I like to sleep half my time away


but uh my favourite as thing to do in free time is to , uh just chat with friends online, on like social apps or, to you know just hang about with, uh I'll just read a book or I can just


fantasize away lah, eh what's the other question, without a fail I like to, blast music, it can be those , classical type or anime type but half the time the musics are listen to are those


soothing soundtracks are just like, really just gives you a sense of, relax, ya, or just listen to the radio and then listen to what songs and just


some of the night I use my com, uh what's the what's next, I answer that already the listening part I guess


ya I notice you travel a lot


art and culture, okay we ask one by one cause there's a lot so we ask only one by one so okay so what are you reading right now, I'm reading a script no but okay what's something you are reading right now a book you've picked up recently


[orh] the the paddy scuba thing ah


so I'm currently reading couple of things right now , mainly science fictions


uh which is just fan stories like have no profit, uh but this this one book I've been reading again, uh paladin prophecies, by Mark Frost, Paladin Prophecy by Mark Frost


ya, so it's basically about this guy, who he later finds out he is uh, not born naturally lah but born with, enhanced genes and what not lah, and he goes to this school with secrets in it ah


in the history of it, there's I think it's a three to five book series so, that's what I currently reading ah, Prophecy you want I can always lend you the, I I I left it at work honestly, okay so, uh still same topic but just next question


uh what's a new, music artist you're you're following


what, new music artist


I think, the new latest artist I'm following will be Jam Project, they they're a , uh Japanese Anime Music group, uh basically they are made up composed of many different artists, and they have made quite a lot of famous songs


uh for many different anime and what not, some of their more well known can be Crush Gear, uh machine robo rescue and even, you know One Punch Man, that that that that that thing, ya it it's made by Jam Project what


that's the latest artist I'm following, oh ya ya there there is a hard one , favorite actor or musician, uh Johnny Depp maybe


I like his roles uh in Sherlock and in Pirates of the Caribbean, and favorite


okay now I'm confuse okay no ya, okay okay ya ya okay okay I'm okay okay okay, so yeah but Johnny Depp before his main role


for there's a favorite musician part , I think mine hands down, eh would be that guy who compose this song call or this theme call Lugia song, yeah is a pokemon theme one


but is not a really a artist song song lah


just choose one lah


uh so what's on your current playlist, oh okay okay okay I I want to cancel I want to recheck my statement I think my favorite musician


yeah they're they're uh, yes but non playable character in Spartan one and Spartan two, is a game


is a is a Wii game is a Wii U Wii U and Nintendo switch game, ya I I think you probably heard this one


uh and then okay what's on my current playlist, about like five songs from the sister and some pokemon music and OST japanese music and OST uh cover metal openings and


eh you know Winx club, ya a couple of the Winx club transformation music


you didn't answer the question though, oh okay


oh okay okay, I think the, the newest exhibition I've seen or been to, was the when the back in science centre, eh no the discovery center, eh no not Discovery Centre the one by Marina Bay


I I think yeah that one, there was one on, uh quantum physics and , this this giant tunnel I have forgot what is it, the, uh I think the most memorable would be


the Harry-Potter exhibition, ya that's the most, ya at the same place where the this quantum tunnel thing was


oh the interactive one


oh that's easy a neighborhood school, hands down, if my school will be still around yeah I'll ask them to go back to my school, uh Punggol primary, uh Pei-Hwa secondary, and ite


for sentimental business but you know, if, I don't live around here in the future or go migrate or whatever, eh somewhere that, is close by to a house lah


uh most enjoyable swimming lessons, uh most difficult, lectures , because because half the time you will be like, trying not to sleep the teacher is droning on and on and on and on


I think I think I will do very well in the class given the fact that I am a very, natural speaker in that sense, ya who knows okay so, oh here's one, uh what cca have you been in, and what was your favourite


go diving, nice


!wah!, jealous


I have several ccas throughout my, ten years in primary and secondary schools, , primary school I join in and out in and out in and out in and out of like five cca


for like two months then I left, then after that library for about half a year then I left, basketball for half a year then I left, Boy's Brigade for about one year then I left, uh I think my final one was math club


all the way from primary five to primary six all the way, math math, ya so there was that then in secondary school, my secondary school was different it only allow us one cca throughout, so mine was band all the way


so initially I've some regrets then after that, in my third and fourth year I end up taking over, teaching of the juniors, which was my highlight and working in, the logistics part of the band


but I know I know I know roughly half the things , tempo, uh how to take care of instruments, by more to geared towards the logistics end


I I played I played trombone for like, half a year, before I change over to percussion, but I didn't really excel in percussion so I ended up, being like the logistics support, and, I think that was sort of what started my


interest seeming logistics support, and then and then, to add on to that now is currently you know, in our workforce like we are the logistics team, so that sort of like how, and why I have this


love to be working logistics lah, oh easy earn a stable job an have a passive income job


and to, uh I not aiming high lah I not aiming much lah but, as long as I passive income, and a stable income, and you know uh, a good stable job, I am happy enough Liao


I know of course I only work like one part time before I join army, so I don't have much experience to say, eh flexible hours I think maybe or at least a good enough pay lah


no I'm hungry please do not talk about food


nothing, you you tell me we live in the same bloody neighborhood what do you think is the most famous for


I I I have no comments about that oh okay okay I think , you know Chef Hat, I think that'll be the one, you have to pick one topic that we can agree on


it's like the Indian store in front ah, I think I think you know the satay


you no everyday it, or you know to cross junction, from come down, opposite seven eleven that the two Kopitiam


the ah ah, the one opposite the, Toto shop on the left one, ya the Satay there, ya let's let's drop by later as I really can't be bothered


why not, ya, okay okay okay


uh make it sounds like make it sound like I have a favorite restaurant and all


then there's that that cheap ass two dollar two dollar food that one


you go you go to work there every Monday to Friday, they bound to eat everyday


okay what's your comfort food, or go to meal, mine is mine is very simple, ya


then mine is easiest, Indo noodles, ya yeah or just noodles in general hands down confirm food, noodles, simple, ya


I have no idea cause I don't keep up with such things I don't have a social, like I've such social apps but I don't keep up with such things, so I've legit I have no idea


speaking of I think one of the bigger trend back then, you know that some Korean spicy noodle, ya ya ya that that was a very interesting trend everybody would be like buying and eating and trying it out, censorship on YouTube


the black colour one it yeah


okay okay okay, it's very very easy, I went for this overseas trip, in secondary school, the to, to China Shenyang Shenyang China, for a twinning programme


and I came back, the first thing I did, with my family that come and fetch me, go straight to the restaurant to the you know the the Indian shop in front of our house, eat Roti-Prata, that was the most memorable ya


oh okay I want talk about travel, so what was the last place you ever visited overseas, Malaysia don't count don't tell me Malaysia, I think my last place I've been to


that is not Malaysia or close by would be, eh no, I think yeah Australia


eight to ten years ago, ya my grandma was still alive at that time, uh is went to, just I was quite young ah so it was like a vacation lah


eh I remember going to uh the studio there and the water world there, uh going to the beach I Kena stung by fish, jellyfish, then it hurt I was like crying all the way is it


no no no that was that was not the last time, the last time I went overseas was the Shenyang one, at sec-two that's sec-three, fifteen so five years ago


oh-my-god it has been five years, ya


it sound like some horror story she take a needle she put it to your skin and then she hammer the needle in, ya but


ya ya ya but, it is like the way you started yours she will take a needle she put it on your skin, and take a hammer and then hammer the needle in it it sound like some creepy horror story


you cannot be talking about food cause I'm like super hungry right now


oh I'm dying I'm too hungry, China, ya, I think okay I think the most memorable thing was my first kiss


okay so it's a very interesting story so my buddy is a guy, so, then I I stay with him because we stay in Bali uh for secondary school


and this uh, this girl I met, she was, quite quite cute lah at that time so, I uh, I use her face sort of like I know I am, young and uh foolish but you know that was my first time lah


first kiss ya, no is not is not with family, oh it's a it's a school trip, eh she was my she was my buddy classmate


ya ya ya I also remember like we went out with them, to this shopping mall and that was like one of the most memorable time, like me my buddy, my one of my friends and his buddy and uh like two girls


like I I remember her strongly because she was, not those side of meek she was she wasn't afraid of, speaking up, she wasn't afraid of like being herself


ya that time lah ya lah, this is the end of the recording now thank you very much for listening in


to the person who be editing this, I wish you, the best of day ahead, eh just nice I'm so hungry


I hate sir


K, ya, where


oh, I don't know leh, uh why you got one pitch and juice, different, seahorse seahorse colors different, (hmm) rubbish rubbish


rubbish chute oh they are the eh, my one got answer eh, ya my one all got all the circle line


no my one yours is push one, the back right, don't remind me of that


got there is one, one signboard, the signboard wasn't there, I must see I think you must project on my voice let me see the frequency


hello, ya I mean your that volume is okay that volume is okay, free talk topic (ppb)


which school do you want to enroll your child in, thank goodness we don't even have a child yet, skip skip, what are you working as


okay let's go on next topic lah i think, where have you travelled to I mean this is much more a nicer topic, a year, I think can talk about yours what your you travel to more country leh


compare why why want compare eh we play the game lah the game more fun, eh you haven't play yet the test


are you able to stretch are you able to stretch, is your phone with me no right, okay play play it's your turn it's your turn


what is Balik Kampung (ppb), eh this one quite fun eh


everything also scared, what are you more Kia about, most Kia about, Kia like hokkien, talk about yourself not me


Ulu if you want to escape the crowd the best place to go is


which one, you're on a vacation in the foreign country, [orh] [orh] ya ya ya ya, just left it lah, grand, father road


grandfather road, would you rather have kids or pets, can why not, pa system if you could send a message to a specific group of the singaporean who would you address and would what would you say


local talent, which singaporean dead or alive do you most admire, don't tell me lky


singaporean got what talent in the first, oh oh my, my favorite one is #feng tianwei#, table tennis table tennis, collector addiction what did you collect as a hobby when you are growing up everybody know my answer


we, cannot sing oh my god I nearly sing out eh we had a vision for tomorrow, hey tell me no singing lor, is like the first thing to note do not sing, and then they put a card there and put we have a vision for tomorrow


ya, Gai-Gai, place in singapore made the biggest impression on you as a kid


you know what or not as as an, you know right what makes the biggest impression on you as a kid you know is what, shell petrol station, I know you don't think, Shell


like you go out with a with a, I think so even it's like you grow up with a with a shell logo


think of your favourite singlish word phrase explain guess or make up with, my best singlish phrase would, be


no is, no, no my favourite one is uh, how did what is that uh, upstairs not straight downstair crooked


ya is a direct translate from the chinese word lah, ya it just means, so the origin I guess the origins come from a house without a, with a pillar that is crack so the second floor cannot be hold


okay


even got once, got once I go buy milo right you know damn funny I go tell the aunty, I want milo hot one, then the auntie say [orh] milo usually is hot one if you want milo then you call milo Peng


then was like ya then was like , oh ya okay lor, can drink just tell aunty no ice lor, ya must


I must adjust my mic I just realise that the frequency is very low, adjust let me speak, to the mic, okay, ya, ya we have to there's a mic here move I forgot this microphone here


okay let's pick let's pick a card okay we must really play this game already this game, this game should be fun they should give us a game called the what the game of


same same lah


how we're related, the the departmental store #ck tang# ah, really, really


seriously, oh that's cool, that's not


that was my ancestor, that was your question that's not my question, must play mah, okay then I ask you [orh], okay Bo Jio, the best this your question the best place to chillax in singapore


this is your question I give you Kim Jio then you Bo Jio , peel banana okay, [orh] (erm) I think the most chillax place ah in singapore


is, botanic garden, ya I think because, other than that is all restaurants mah restaurant unless you pay money if not you sit there then also also awkward what, ya but then is like you go park all this then you don't have to there's no minimum pay amount what botanic garden also never collect entrance fee


correct, okay okay so, I take you answer you take I answer, sop what single piece of advice would, you give a non singaporean friend who is moving to singapore


[orh] I know I know, tell them tell them not to bring too much long sleeve shirt


eh wait ah let's play the game of, jillian one first, serious game, let's answer this together, would you leave crumb on the floor if you couldn't reach them with the vacuum cleaner, for you yes


really, really you see the the bee or whatever insect that's dead, on the fan for days, it attract ants what, no dead insects


no dead insects attract ants too, yes yes, she got what, so it's not ya lah I don't know I don't know why you


what's with the expression man, a friend visit you to come along a, to come along on spontaneous trip to italy you will be leaving tomorrow, are you in


is she spontaneous no I think she has to plan, really, is she your friend or my friend, die man


ya I think is, you are offered sound concert eh how come she know my answer is ed sheeran ah, !wah! ya how come she know


you should know that answer best what I mean every, ya lah but to you food is like, you are like like phd of food, if you were to dye your hair a different colour would which you you choose


you are eating out with a friend and they send their food back because it doesn't taste good what do you think


you are eating out with a friend that and they send their food back because it doesn't taste good, ya eh so I don't do this one eh !wah! awkward sia this one


but it's that bad but just it doesn't, but it's like depends mah, ya but, that one that one very Jelat eh damn Jelat sia


are you willing to pay more for organic products, organic product


no to me it's easy, for me is easy you definitely know what's my answer, no ah it was jilian not me


damn easy right my answer, italy, why


ya, (ppc) home, ya I mean, ya I mean your your house unless you have a big family lah


don't want nah, later I, later I can talk a lot of rubbish, every thing also scared oh this one question what are you most scared about, ya I did


ya I mean, obviously some of the cards we have answered before what, so what are the most Kia about


no food


no wait ah let me answer my question first ah, which of this internet site do you visit, most often, oh my god you will know my answer leh, like seriously damn easy eh this question, is your mum's birthday what kind of gift do you give her


I got this same question that time we say is your is your partner's valentine day or something, no it was your partner it was a valentine's day then what what gift would you give her like


the the gift you make yourself or, or, ya but then I got this exact same question but is for mother, ya for mothers, !wah! actually this year, I would strongly suggest you guys


so I'm taking the earpiece out and holding this by hand while talking


which singaporean dead or alive do you most admire, uh dead or alive ah, no okay what is


[orh] I told you I can speak, eh wait I haven't say anything eh, don't skip my turn, dead or alive I don't even know much singaporean well you know except for my neighbors


like jack Neo, what my jack Neo , he's not my jack


I know too, what's my answer, eh how come you know ah, ten, oh you see my pitch suddenly, like how come you know ah


jumping up and down [orh] the frequency, my turn, eh I think this question you answer, you can answer the call or you can go on a call but all will be recorded


Balik Kampung describe the place you called home in singapore


eh now everybody know where I stay leh


is all history now lah now there's no more this


ya I realise ah from from just now till now right the way you talk got three different accent eh, is your turn


stun like vegetable, is like you know like this remind me of like the I not stupid that one


movie right then got the part where, where the the the mother go complain to the principle, !walao! eh listen to what I say first, there's this new the movie I not stupid, then the then the the mother go complain to the principle when the


when the child what push the, mother the fence, ya then the the parent the this remind this question remind me of them because the mum was going there like, you ah you this child ah very uh, horrible terrible and vegetable ah push my face son to the


classic line eh this one, okay what event in the past year make you stun like vegetable, stun like vegetable I don't really have a stun like vegetable I think probably is the the part where they ask me to jump down do the bungee jumping I guess


ya other then, well you know what you know you know what not I was like standing out there now they now they was like okay now I say one two three don't think anything just jump I was like, then I was like okay then they say one two three I was like no no no don't


don't don't then I was holding to the side I was like no no then they said, no then no then will say see him nobody will push you down one, then I was like no no I need I need mental, uh to to mental prep myself (ppb) ya mental prep myself then is like, okay now I say one two three and jump then I was like no no no wait wait wait this


then he say okay now I say leh no no must wait, so like I think the the (ppb), my you know when I jump down right one of my friend ah first comment she give me you know is what or not, no, you know people will say that right but then she walk to me first thing she said


!walao! you took so long to jump eh I see until my neck pain eh, audrey (ppb) eh what not audrey andrea andrea, ya


pioneering generation, what can you do to help the elderly poor, no politics please


okay


let me ask one question lah what do you think they come in to look, to spot check us of, you know suddenly now there's


too loud, soft it's like too loud, (ppb) too soft, and then this is the best range that they want me to speak, ya


next question what is my question, I want both why can't I have both it's like opposite of yours why can't I have both, what would you rather have kids or pets


uh for kids maintenance fee is, !heck! more expensive lah, for pets pets is not cheap too but pets have a, timeline


ya, ya, your different breed hamster mah


your your hamster more Powderful, okay, collector's edition what did you collect as a hobby when you are growing up, food


speak louder speak louder come you have them, you want change mic or not


I don't know depends what else did you collect, except for money, really, but hello kitty is like what they say what uh


is a cat, oh is a is a cat that can talk without mouth, oh yes pause the first one, hello hello hello, oh ya okay we are continue talking


eh ya your yours wasn't recording eh, oh did I, yours is this one mah, so where where are we


eh is it, your turn or my turn, ya you say want eat thai food later right


okay then next one, Gai-Gai also talk about this already, no return your tray don't have okay, what can you do to help the uncles and aunties clearing table and sweeping floors


really meh my turn what, just now when they were coming in I was answering the question what, I think so, nevermind we talk about your thai food first since


later we later even we finish we go out eat, the Thai food also close already what hor then where you want to eat, A and W


here should to be my house nearer what, but no matter go your house or my house I'll still have to pay for the grabhitch home, no difference what the fifteen dollar, fifteen dollar charge is incurred one permanently


but here go my house nearer, McDonald's, then got slow food


the Kopitiam is twenty four hours ah but I don't know what they got sell leh at night, no because uh the Kopitiam after renovation then they're they're, not a lot of people already then got a lot a lot of stores


anything other then McDonald's then, nothing much, I think so


but then become Ramli burger, microwave


and sweeping floor, steal their job, then they will be jobless leh this one not helping them uh this one


ya but I think more likely they will say is like like tray return, that means the tray, that means the tray got deposit ah


I thought it's like only got the tray return, I'm mean the ya ya ya ya ya ya, then they will just return on their own initiative lor (ppb)


no we'll ask one question, when uncle auntie come and clear your table right will you say, no I just asking


because I realise some people they don't, they they take it for granted like this is their job, I mean I, eh this question, we have slowly move to this question what do you always complain about


like how I complain that people don't say thank you (ppb), no singaporean favourite favourite past time now is queuing, ya


anything lah anything anything they queue lor as long as they see got queue one means good mah, oh ya true that


true that true that, I know ah, !huh! I'm waiting I'm waiting for you to finish your sentence eh


(mmhmm) (mmhmm) ya


no I think the show is just good at promoting singapore that's all like those fews, spots of singapore, me ah, work lor but I think most people, favourite top top list complain


ya, eh know recently they got there was not recently I think yesterday, there was a, ya


I don't know because I was outside, ya I saw my friend's post it's like because she stay at bedok there then she was like you see ah, don't know how many blocks were affected by the, power failure


so is too soft I must speak at this volume, at this, range is it, I think yes no, must closer a bit, oh yes I think must closer a bit then that's better but I scared got the breathing sound so you know what I'm just


going to talk a lot of things and I don't know what I'm talking about and then I see the long frequency string that isn't stopping so, maths, and english


I think ya my worst is maths and english, uh you know primary school mathematics especially primary one primary two is easy, ya, until


until uh, I don't know lah I think after primary four I guess then my maths and english start to have you know red colour underline, like teachers teachers said that that one means fail red colour underline


no obviously not, eh you know right , primary school I know one thing I did, know my Ah-Ma [right] my Ah-Ma always give uh, like so called rewards lah, if you get A, for your studies


so you know I one day I take report book right ah ma ah ma see I got A leh my ah ma see say !wah! very good eh five, got uh five alphabet there right got three A eh, then my Ah-M~ ya but you know what I say a not


ya those, cme pe, or art no no chinese is on top you know the below one is the the arts pe, music, it's all the it's not the main it's not main module ya


so was like all this lah I just show ah ah ma the below one, Ah-Ma I got three A leh then Ah-Ma say !wah! !wah! very very smart very smart my, of course, few dollars


!wah! this is the one that made me nearly sing just now we have a vision for tomorrow, what is the one thing about singapore that should be preserved for the next generation


I would said to me I would say dialect, ya that's why I say actually, actually I think (erm), we cannot talk about politics but ya but I think dialects is one thing that is, very wasted


I don't know lah I mean because once I talk about this one then must talk about government then must talk about, don't want lah which aspect of old singapore do you miss the most


no I mean probably the


Lau-Pa-Sat


Nyonya-Kueh, ten topics nine is


I would say playground, you know my house there [right] use to have uh how many playground, three playgrounds, and then now all three has become fitness corner


to them lah but for children is a different thing mah, playground got slide got swing, fitness corner don't have that's the biggest difference, I just realize my mic is on the other side it's so short


and then I don't know how I should speak so, last question (ppb), buy one get one free !yay! that's my favourite tagline, what is the best Lobang you have ever received or shared, best Lobang


entertainer


so you really we really think that you are doing, dj now, don't have lah we finish the question leh what should we talk about now


I didn't know


choose italy because italy the food is all like very high class eh, okay now I know


would you describe yourself as a good role model, answer is no


I must say I must say the there are things to know right only converse in english ah, ya and then is like you know like singlish is is it consists of, english chinese dialects malay


and you just and then just to speak in english ah like certain, ya I must even say you know even the the word ah the Kia is a hokkien, the Gai-Gai is a hokkien, Lobang is malay right if I not wrong


ya I mean then can we say Makan, I don't care lah I will just speak as per normal at most they just fault me lor


(ppb) fault me then fault me lor, okay later lah later lah, now I don't know what talking leh what to talk


this building ah, I think if they want to come, they want to come out they only can take the cargo lift lor, ya there is ah cargo lift I, you just put lah via cargo lift only


what was the best most memorable meal you had where did you have, I thought you will say the Yamato eh


are we doing free advertisement, I think so but ya, no we shouldn't say eh, you know we shouldn't say amazing what was the worse we ever had, is either pasta I thought you will say the Unagi-Nara


no the Unagi is bad, but the other food is nice, but then the, the pasta jade also same what the pasta was lousy but then the Dim-Sum was nice


[orh], !wah! I don't know why I just feel that that why the Unagi is sweet one like, eh can say out your hundred plus list eh from the excel


do you have a list for that, then, google is your best friend so my best friend is here, latest makeup skincare products so let's share some makeup and skincare products


okay


okay, eh Naruko is the is the mask that we bought at watson that time is it, [orh]


no my skin too good already, no I just like I keep reading on what whatever the things to note and everything right I just can't help it but to spot their in their spelling errors and


no need to talk until this accent lah, ya, yes


okay so back to back to food, Paya-Lebar MacPherson, you want to eat Prata I thought you say


oh curry fish wing Prata with the curry fish ah fish curry


I know ah, but I don't want Mookata lah Mookata very filling eh


oh then okay lah, where is it actually uh


chalet aloha


I I thought you


eh why is it wasn't recording oh I know why wasn't recording, my mic turned down


waffle


ya, ya is like suddenly what is like one after one store then suddenly like everywhere also


grilled fish is is always there what especially in chinatown area, is always there


actually now is like china cuisine was coming in very strongly, and then they I think probably they just realised that, they no they just realised that (erm), singaporean can take


is like singapore too fusion already lah, everything also can eat


Nasi-Biryani Nasi-Padang eat until Sian already, must Atas Atas a bit, ya of course


they say they say singapore open a new bhutanese restaurant ah, ya one bhutanese restaurant, I don't know I only heard (ppb) I I heard they they were talking about this when I was at bhutan, !whoa! I like this question eh who are your favourite musician


actor (ppb), oh my god and then have to say you know like my favourite is, oh that time I was talking with <mandarin>老大:lao da</mandarin> with the for the mv of she, then we like talking oh I think you heard us right, ya


cause we were talking about the mv then I told her say !wah! the best part I like is the part where selina, uh show about the part that she got burn, ya then then Hebe and, Hebe and ella pull her (ppb) like like give her a hand


really, oh


!walao! that's means I no need to go until bhutan can see all these already sia, [orh] Momo, but it's damn nice with the chilli


it's my favourite oh, butter tea, eh ya the the the, tea leaf is here at my house leh, you come my house and make yourself lah


not I don't invite you right it's my mom don't allow mah, also not my problem


this is nice eh chili cheese, oh this was the, I I I


sat as the exact same, spot to eat lunch before, ya, because I see the same seat, because I see the same scenery you know this is uh the part where I went to the the temple that that that's about the fertility one


have to walk all the way there one, that's the first time I sat in bhutan, ya


eh I heard, I heard they say there is a bhutan restaurant in singapore eh


I don't I only know bhutan they have a kind of rice ya then it's red one, it's different from, then they should come out with a chili cheese, burger


I know they say, have to buy have to buy have to buy bhutan uh chilli ah if not very hard eh, but that is by by car leh if I no car how


cannot lah bus all too bus too, I don't know eh, what's the last bus for bus tour


I know, ya it's all from my house , I know that one unless I go home and check see whether how


my house got car or not means my dad reach home already lor, eat only mah eat only okay one what, my dad say one


when where are we eating, the Simei one got Simei one what you cancel, oh Jia-Xiang pancake, ya


I don't know eh depends on you lor, we can go, my house nearest one is either we go until Changi village there if not is Simpang-Bedok there already


send me home, okay lor, haven't yet eh, okay okay answer, okay we cannot talk at the same time you know just reminding


eh haven't play my emperor game leh !walao! today, forgot sia


I told you already, that one also, I spotted errors like everywhere, how often do you go to the dentist only when the tooth hurt, I guess your answer mah


actually how they, half once per half year lah, !wah! I don't know probably once once per six year I think, I hate dentist sia


for where polyclinic ah


go back and shit lor should we go together, oh ya, different what wisdom tooth and cleaning of teeth is two


you get my answer wrong


but depends mah you I mean if you go for the percentage I think it's about eighty twenty, ya, maybe she does, wait answer my question first


how many true friend do you have oh this is a tough question to me, no do they have a answer that is I don't know


what kind of perfume do you prefer on women, I think forty most should be those deodorant that kind is it


I'm done it's your turn, I'm trying to play with the frequency of the speech and how I should, hey yo


today you got put perfume ah, have


there is no answer called I don't know you know for your information


true that true that, actually that's why I say do you have do do they have the options I


ya that's why is like is this that's why I say this a tough question


[orh] this a very, this is a very tiring section


okay, I hang up, you know my boss usually will say


hi this is cecillia calling blah blah blah blah if you have heard my message please return my call it was like how many people would actually listen to, voicemail, really


but not to me is like I don't even know how to access on voicemail from my phone, I think most of I mean now don't have lah I mean last time lah they will they will know there's every time have the tone say please ah please, record the, is please speak after the tone then then like


I don't know, now is digital I guess


no no no no, actually I am quite, quite none, can you stand up, no ya


!aiya! !wah! this is so much better sia, is like, my cable finally is is long enough, for me to move around ya


baby I don't know what to say already eh, I got no topic to talk about already what should we talk about


you know that is just like, that is one new singlish word here called Chin-Cai, [orh] my friend, on WhatsApp, no I mean for ten maybe is new because their their can't never come out Chin-Cai


and they never say their their rule never say no swirling, then then then probably I can, probably I can talk about uh hokkien San Hokkien uh what's what is that San-Zi-Jing called, three word


script, whose instagram is this (ppb), Dell


who who is this (ppb), is bell, why she suddenly so emo, oh I I don't know her that well lah I guess (ppb)


I only know her like says, after I met you, her story was the first time I met her, ya her story is in april right may may may


the story in may (ppb), gillian birthday mah, that was the first time I met Belle I think but then I met dc dixie before that


ya, hit you mean like bash her up, remind her is it


he H E A T or H I T, no, no you should print out a mountain of Ang-Bao, for her


eh you print out a Ang-Bao lah then you, then you put a a mountain inside, also can if you want, but you you


oh is not you can put the two dollar inside the mountain then you put the mountain inside


are you cold


you want you can if you want, but what you want to get, branded bags, eiffel tower's


actually I'm a bit hungry, what should I do, okay bear with it can you pass me my water, there's only one, this is unopened for your information the other one


there's only one, one is not open what


don't like that lah I give you lah, what is this, eh why you look so nice ah


oh it looks Jialat it looks nice !whoa! got onion


my favourite onion, is not onion I think is the cheese, I don't eat beef so


if is Char-Si~ if is Char-Siew then I don't mind, roasted Char-Siew on top of a claypot, you should eat the Char-Siew at my workplace that one the Char-Siew Tok-Gong one


Ubi Ubi there one, got got one uh, stall that that only, only sells near to, near to Ubi Ubi avenue one there already, near uh MacPherson mrt come


later ah later close already, ya because they close at quite, early what I think I think is business business hour leh ya, be careful, eat Char-Siew [orh] eh no no no not Char-Siew


where, auto, but that one [orh] that one somemore you say twenty four hour right, then we can go lah but I've to go home and check if they got car or not first


ya if not if not, no car also quite inconvenient right, ya but


you sure you want eat Pasar-Malam ah, have ah but, actually I actually I'm not hungry but I got the feeling that you know like


you feel like eating something, ya ya, should we change to the hip hop style, yo yo I gotta feeling, maybe ya maybe


!aiya! anyway they only want to see how we speak only mah no matter what we speak I think they are not interested lah


so next time it's like, close the hype, must singlish, why not, singaporean is Japalang one, I must speak a lot of singlish let them know what is (ppb)


pure singlish now, you know really pure singlish, must with a lot of dialects eh, and, and and like uh and no and like uh, direct translate, from dialects all this


no too Chim already, Chim means, too deep, I don't know what I going to do already, I feel like sleeping


eh should we play the riddle game, ya then maybe they were listening at the other end is like I think the answer also


human, eh no, but it's not die


I'm not alive but I can die what am I


undertaker no undertaker very long, butcher, butcher is alive what


bartender no


I am not alive but I can die what am I, batman, oh that that was the one that I told you before we came, batman with a S so there's more than one batman


Tai-Seng ah, ya usually seldom got people , at Tai-Seng eh eat at ten o'clock one leh


I am not alive but I can die, I am not alive but I can die what am I


okay google, google is my best friend, I am not alive but I can die


oh ya they've done the case


ah so is the battery, chin <mandarin>你真的:ni zhen de</mandarin> not cold ah


address, oh I dress finish already , ya then how address ah


but I thought you got one widow with address already, I don't know, I know is is you you complete without me reading one then you tell me his address


can, can skip, what goes around the wood but never gets in to the wood, no eh four letter only eh


is it bug, eh no there is only one B, road


there's no O for me, highway, (ppc) car


vehicle, human, (ppc) wind no there's no wind


must tell them excuse me know they would be like what's with all these sounds


mug, ya I don't know I just see whatever I can spell, pear


bear, what goes around the wood but never get into the woods, bear never go into the woods meh, have lah


oh my god what's the answer what goes around the wood but never get goes into the wood, kick something something K K


no, I think so too if not like suddenly why they suddenly walk in and then, no [orh] if not is they are just doing random checks [orh], ya


uh, no ah all these insects all they will go in to the wood one mah, what insects animal


actually if we keep silence for some time right, we keep silent longer then we don't need to and then we speak lesser, you know we sing jay Chou song


can we google


I thought of the barbed wire that barbed never talk of the bark, what colour can you eat, orange , orang


chocolate chocolate, I can be with, promise


I can be written I can be spoken I can be exposed I can be broken what am I, story no


what can be written can be spoken, !wah! this one this one very Chim eh


can be written and can be spoken blah blah blah blah, can we give up can we google, four letter than harder what the the lesser the number of alphabet is the harder in this you know


just randomly trying your luck right , but how do you be written and


host


not the the guest the host H O S, it can got still got what tow


T O W, we no weak, neat


letters, alphabets, eh I think our I I think after we start playing riddles right our job will be getting very senang eh


caught because at times they get to tend to get very silent


meet, !wow!, by its logical though


that was my bottle, just for your information in case you don't know, stop complaining you should answer that question what do you complain most


which one, no didn't today whole day I'm doing banner where got time, if it's information you sit come and see me if it's pair of letters, you need I have con what's the word


consecutive is it, I have consecutively three what am I, ya three E


it if it is, one after the and another E, got what word in the world got three E sia


oh okay, just say, I think so


that's why I say there got what got what word is, consecutive three E, mosquito ah E


what is this if it's information you seek come and see me if it's a pair of letters you need I have consecutively three


advertisement, oh I mean commercial break for them not for us right, if is information you seek come and see me, if it's pair of letters you need


i have what kind what kind of question is this sia


sim life saver hor


smart or not see finally, actually I was thinking of the zookeeper, but then, ya , so but


wait wait wait let me guess the last women on earth received a phone call who was the caller, really


I go out and I go down towards the sky and the ground I am present and past tense too, let's go for a ride me and you what am I, like saying some


spelling error spelling error, don't you even know how to spell a seesaw, !wow! (ppb), I don't


I'm not as brave as you , if it flies around all day but never goes anywhere


fly around all day but never go anywhere, eh you voice suddenly become softer now eh, chill man what (ppb)


what what did you do you eat explosive ah, same thing what it's explosive what, tnt and I I got the Fedex for you, tnt lah tnt is the delivery company what


that Fedex bought it over, what a waste , what the five wife one husband ah


ya lor five wife one husband lor, [orh] last time my teacher say something and damn funny it was like, okay today I I want to teach you guys a new word, then we were like okay what word is that I say because we will be using like enormous large


too often mah, then my that my, ya my teacher was like now I'm gonna teach you a new word, the word called gargantuan, then then (ppb), ya then my then my friend was like okay then my friend was like okay


I saw a gargantuan Orangutan, (ppb) ya then then another time my my teacher was like a lot people, uh pronounce it wrongly, c H I C we should pronounce it as chic


it's like because like chicago actually they should be chicago not chick car go so that everybody pronounce it wrongly then my friend was like, oh okay, so he say so then then he make a, sentence he say I went to the chicken rice and bought a chicken rice


ya is like shit because he just say C H I C, ya so today I eat chicken rice


gargantuan orangutan I like this so much, you must you must rhyme it I want a gargantuan orangutan eating rambutan


okay faster riddle, back to the game, flies around all day but never go anywhere


they will know when you transmit the fax machine go everywhere mah international leh, uh fare


A for, B for, then P for, why you


why you follow my powderful sia, just now I I I said one powderful inside eh, they said we they never said we cannot swear so we should swear some singlish swearing


oh I feel like sleeping already how ah


[orh] we only did one and a half hour eh, at least is one and a half hour we, just now is twenty nine mah now is one O eight mah, so like one in a one and the half hour lor, ya soon lah soon lah soon lah


Gambatte Gambatte they never say we cannot speak foreign language right, oh no they converse in english, hard to say what maybe they don't know leh


Viagra, I'm just trying to put out words right base on what you say


rock, rock, morph, gob, do you want to watch some advertisement to get no need ah you got a lot of coin


eh really is F leh, frog


how many words can we, like like wrong leh, frag no lah, freak got more one more extra alphabet


anyhow anyhow sia, no just now try already, ya we try


form and foam I tried, I tried, see suddenly my frequency so high arguing


is your bottle not mine, cannot I cannot argue I argue ah the frequency, no I think I think hokkien people


born with loud, loud voice, [orh] okay lor you say like that, like that lor , like that like that lor, F


!wah! you, you Macam like scolding vulgarity eh, eh you know you know last time my I got one friend right her her surname is Foo, no it's not everyone I say F you it's, is right you know sometimes when you sell tickets over the counter mah then people will be be like sometimes they'll be very rude right


then you know some people they want to complain they was like what's your name then I'm like I'm Jessica, what's your surname, that's like F U fu, so is like you know like what's your surname F U, then like why you do scold me I say no I'm just spelling my surname


they got they got the short, like what is that call ah uh


what's the difference Char-Shao-Bao, red bean Pao went to see a movie, one clap and one one laugh why


Char-Siew-Pao and red-bean-#pao#, went to see a movie one cried and one laugh why


because they have different feeling, ya they have different feeling then, then Char-Shao-Bao and Mantou, went to see a movie, one one laugh and one didn't


and Mantou, eh smart leh smart leh, Char-Shao-Bao went to watch the movie with another Char-Shao-Bao, one Char-Shao-Bao laugh but the other never why


because the Char-Shao-Bao watch the movie three times already


lies around all day but never goes any where what is it, you know imagine ah they were listening to the audio then will like eh what's that joke about was like, and then they eh we should say more jokes then they won't be bored listening to our audio


okay I ask you another I I ask you another question, wait ah suddenly I forgot, what is the most nicest key on the keyboard


what's the nicest key on the keyboard


no is not, no is not, no


no, no, don't give up, okay, then we can we can continue this topic for probably like the the next half an hour


okay, give up give up


give up lah, only our generation would know


F four, okay okay I ask you another question, I say another question


do I say another question, how do you put a elephant in to a fridge, no, logical question lah this one


nope, eh lend me the, the spot the different thing


eh can we write on can we write on this, oh ya help me hold, I go get a tissue paper


tissue ah I want to draw, your bag have a not, why your bag only got wet tissue


ah very noisy very noisy, eh you never answer my question, how do you put elephant into a fridge


you have to open the fridge door, ya then close the door ya, how do you put a giraffe into a fridge


okay okay, okay okay next question next question, there was a jungle meeting, so all the you know like Lion King that kind one right there was a jungle meeting, all the animal must be there


to present something, which which animal wasn't there, ya I said I want to draw already what, I want to clean the other one I just wrote behind


do you know the answer, too smart already I I must change question already


later lah you know there was a river right that's full of crocodile, and and the man wanted to cross the river how should the man cross the river, no there's no boat


you answer mine that question first lah how to the man, cross the river


no answer is wrong, hint ah, is the most traditional and, usual way to cross the river


your phone vibrating, getting close, give up


no lah I think you have to put your mic nearer, why you suddenly take out take down your mic (ppb), oh ya my one also so just now also take down, anyway you want give up, the answer is swim across


what's with the silent, you never why you never ask me why, because the crocodile went to the jungle meeting


no lah lah give you a question, ah give you a marker


okay you can solve this, but you cannot merge the boxes you cannot cut the boxes you cannot open up the boxes, but how do you put nine pics into eight boxes


no, this not how we solve it, it's quite tricky but it's quite logical also what, uh depends on how you look at it


ya, think you have to put it closer your one like not recording, okay, think lah use brain (ppb), you you know the #phua chu kang# use your brain use your brain use your brain lah


sars is a virus, and I just want to minus, no I was singing the sars survivor song although they say no singing but ya


can I call out


organ


how do you put you cannot merge, you cannot combine the boxes you cannot merge you cannot open up the boxes you cannot squeeze one more than one pic inside the boxes


cannot you cannot merge, you want give up, do you want to give up, come on , use your brain use your brain use your brain lah


some cannot sing


you want do you want do you want to know the answer, how do you put nine nine pics into the boxes so you just, N I N E


you never say that what, I don't know how to play, I don't know how to play back, ah then let's finish our two hours first then we play back


okay lah okay lah you win lah you win lah you are smart


you'll have one spare, okay let me ask you !wah! what, how what do you call a baby of a pig pig's baby, owl's baby


owl's baby, ya singapore singapore baby


I think so wait let me find, that means is O W, L E T or something, oh


eh ya correct, oh my god you are smart


what's what's a name of a baby owl if you say owlet you are correct O W L E T, !wah! but you smart leh you know is singlet !walao!


eh K okay K come back with your riddles already ya what's your riddles, what flies around but never go anywhere one is it


fly what thing fly F


ya celebrate, let us cannot sing


cheetah no , I have an eye but cannot


I have an eye but cannot see I am fast but I have no limbs, what am I, whale is fast meh, but whale got eyes can see ah


whale got eye can see ah


stopwatch


I have an eye but cannot see, I'm fast but have no limb, what, internet


I'm almost right in the end I turn left


Geylang-Bahru, Tiong-Bahru have


camera, oh okay, oh lazy leh


oh okay okay, I answer I answer, because they cannot see mah


eh wait let's guess let's guess gina's answer, which of these colour suit you the least purple yellow or grey, I would say is yellow, (ppb) eh I think she got she got yellow or orange shirt eh, so is purple


grey she sure have one eh, I know she got orange shirt, ya


you are on mic if you have forgotten just a reminder, which of this would you considered the perfect date a swanky dinner grabbing a coffee watching a movie, I think for gillian should be dinner or coffee


I think for her is either dinner or coffee, but I think most likely should be dinner, ya that's why I said it's a dinner or coffee lor but I think is dinner leh


must see her opinion mah


like, one thing there so I, no lah I don't think so


okay let's guess my answer, answer the question, if you could take one of this item with you to a, desert island


which would you be know, which one, I don't know all mixed up already, just take lah nobody cares what anyway


maybe maybe, if you could star in one of this flim, which would you choose


james bond, okay, okay


have you ever kept a partner secret from your parent, yes, of course I know the answer because is a secret


ya that's why I say because I I have the same answer too, what happened, !ouch!, you call someone and get the answering machine do you leave a mesage or hang up, I think for you probably will leave a


I know maybe, maybe you call back what


okay, okay what's the next okay ah wait ah must answer my question first


do you be do you believe humans are how to read this


eh wait I must I forgot to play my emperor game, eh just now I collect right now I can get more already leh


if have can take why not take


do you believe, I am flying without wings


what is a group band that sings the uptown girl, [orh] westlife yes, flying without wing is by them too


really why not, you guess ah you guess, eh all is all is your question ah, [orh] I thought you were still answering my question eh


think lor think lor slowly guess oh no the slowly think, ya think already I think you will prefer the second one, tattoo uh but piercing


singapore don't don't have that culture lah, I think Ang-Moh country will have lor like those D and D ya dinner and dance all this, oh okay


!wow! what, I think most of the questions for you is like all hard one I don't know why


just pick one and get on, okay congrats


or maybe, or maybe seventeen maybe is in the middle, one hour and forty one minutes plus twenty nine minutes


is about two two hours already lor, it's about two hours eh


when you can't sing, poor B B


glad you remember that


why are you speaking some making singlish sound so bad, singlish doesn't sound that bad


oh we don't have, no it's just like just like Rojak


our accent language every, it's all Rojak together then form singlish, well, I'm the professor for, singlish, just saying hashtag


hashtag lor just saying, you say singlish mah singlish every time always say this one eh


fml, singlish all mix one what, everything also mix one then call singlish mah singlish is, singlish is Char-Kway-Teow and char Rojak you don't know meh


where do sell where do they sell hokkien Mee at night, no Hougang that one close quite that time we go also closed already what, ya the one after prawning right, ya that time we go they closed what


not meh, I thought that time after prawning we go down the hokkien Mee already closed what, ya then, Char-Kway-Teow I never see buy hokkien Mee in the end I buy the carrot cake mah


you know after prawning that day with the <mandarin>老大:lao da</mandarin> and Ming, ya ya ya ya ya ya, the one they they just the one they they just heat up only they never even cook new one


really, too bad lor, ya that one go, eh but, what time they closed ah


no lah they closed, they do close, but then anywhere we go still have to let me go home take car what if not how we go, ya


!whoa! but my but, [orh] then want go, ya this peak hour correct, eh but if we go we have I have to go home first eh


but usually is go my house there then hitch mah, but now is go back home and then see isn't my dad at home or not and then take the car, later is soon already, oh also can lor


no it's just quite funny to say that my mind is dead already but then you are still using your mind while talking to me, really, okay lor, actually I quite hungry now eh seriously


ya, is just appetizer, but we because we only order half half lah, but if we one person order one meal then is okay, [orh] ah ya spicy McNugget


so let's start with spot the different, hey so we need to compare [right], uh oh the name, Paul and Kim's eh how many uh how many differences


god is it we play tricky too much, oh ya the colour is different


and then the decor is different, [orh] ya don't tell me I don't want to know, maybe they didn't know ah then the shirt too <unk> and that she's different and then there's, the sofa is the same right is there anything on top


ya it's the same, and the pusher, oh and the colour so different anything oh-my-god it reminds me of you, oh and the soccer ball


and the guy is a different position, beach volleyball is, okay


what else, I'm a lot softer, so ya we should speak louder, okay then we speak louder, then the forecast rain okay doesn't put there please


put there please, okay, oh which school


what are you working as, !wah! not working now sia, [orh] okay ya where have you travelled to other than Bhutan


ya where have you travelled to where else, where else, you start first uh


which game, I I haven't, where's my phone !huh! it's so far


my phone is in my bag, go home ah or describe the place what you called home


muscling a, most Kia about, for you is confirm height is what


and cockroaches, ask my mama confirm is Pulau-Ubin , Pulau-Ubin


oh so yours is your, talk to them about their !wah! I I though it just let it be eh, the let is run is cost, the the if you feel you and your good friend are drifting apart no the previous question, your on vacation in a foreign country where they are strict dress code


so you would dress to suit local custom for sure, just ask lah, why cannot be none of the above I don't want kids


uh I will speak to those, with metal health problems tell them to seek help


and don't give up, what about you, cause he pee everyday , admire


uh Singaporean, talent, whoa I don't know eh most admire ah, singing in the arts feel in the elo elo or something


Feng-Tian-Wei oh so in sports lah, table tennis, oh Hello Kitty ah


I know right, I know that's why they put it there


ya #wo cha yi dian chang chu lai# oh wait I should I should speak English okay, uh which of these countries has the best food, US Italy or China, China


what is Kai-Kai, [orh] gai gai i was like is it the panda Kai-Kai, I don't know, why


your face is like is it only me, no, biggest impression will be the playground what, then I got all my stone playground and all that, what stone slides, you think I thought who confirm


I think it will be all the F word


I mean like if you ask me to make up something in my mind is out of the F words like whole chain, and then obviously is Hokkien, upstairs not straight downstairs crooked


oh ya ya the one that that mean, my favourite is one example that I had in class


then they were talking about how I think one of my classmate came back from overseas, and she wasn't use to Singlish, so when she went to the Kopitiam and then she bought some drinks right the auntie ask her she put the drink down and and then she was like, want ice no ice


then she was like what is want ice no ice like want ice want ice cube or what, then she was like oh because do you want ice cube or do you not want ice cubes, but is very Singlish way to say because in overseas you will say like, uh do you want any ice cubes do you want your drinks iced or you know it will be very different


want ice no ice, ya that's true it will default is hot


oh ya but interesting ah Singaporean drinks thirty four is hot, unless you buy like can drinks, k got what other topics


okay you have to speak louder to I realise it's a bit far, ya me too, okay


game of humanity what's that, cards against humanity lah game of humanity is against no one is for human one is, for people who should have karma


describe the most famous person that you are related to has the cousin and someone grandfather road, oh I know, most famous person I related to is CK-#Tang#, he's my, #ah-ma#'s brother


my maternal grandmother's brother, ya CK-#Tang#, really , really, so who is the most famous person that you related to


I know yours is a yours is the the, the the the the the unique you know the the, the one that came to Singapore the Zheng-He


what okay that that was your question, you should ask me what then I ask you more fun, no after this, it not a fair


#simi kim-jio# you, I know , chillax, you you you answer first lah let me think about too many places


oh why you've been there, a lot of time, [orh] ya other than parks than all that


okay, okay then you take all I answer, a non Singaporean friend who's come who's moving to Singapore


single piece of advice is, !whoa! Singapore everything so convenient sia it's very hard, advice, I think if you live in uh


ya ya I was just gonna say I think the weather [orh] because the weather here is very unpredictable so, probably like, you don't need winter coat you probably need a umbrella just be prepared lor anytime it will rain so check out your laundry


better keep it indoors ya


uh no no if I know is there I will clear because I don't like ants, that one is but, no but it's dead is okay but if you mean crumbs crumbs will check ants no it doesn't


it doesn't if been there for three weeks is it has, no anyway I think her answer is she would not leave crumbd she'll be, no, she got, she got OCD (ppb) <unk> ya no what she won't leave crumbs eh I am right I am right I'm right


I know I I thought I thought I saw the wrong answer, should be on a but anyway


no I think yes, ya, she's our friend she's both of our friend, wait have you finish answering mine, which of these country has the best food


I think, Ed sheeran really, because she knows you better than you know her, which country has the, best food oh-my-god it's so hard


no every country has different food, to me they are all good they are just different, no


[orh] I I cannot see your answer, ya but I you may answer again then you just refresh lor, are you willing to pay more for organic products


that means the food is bad and then they just tell give it back to the kitchen, really I will do it eh if I if I really think it's that bad right I will just tell the person, ya


ya it depends lah, sometimes I would just like that that day lah the pasta j, !wah! regret sia I will just sent it back be like !walao! this this pasta taste like shit, it's not Jelat it's a mix of, the pineapple and then the the the stick that sweet and everything is like


ya organic products, have I bought, organic ya I have


I am willing to pay more, because that's the reason why they are organic what they have made it more effort and, and then they the environment is more important and they have less, this hard right I mean for me is hard that's why for you is hard because you don't know my answer of course I don't know my answer


I thought, I though you answered this your answer was US, right, oh !eww! oh then, then I assume yours is China, ya cause you like Ma-La


which of these countries has the best food, Italy no lah I choose China also, I am Chinese at heart, no ah cause Chinese they got very diverse cuisine but Italian food


I I I don't know much about it, but I know that they have like, ricotta pie they have like, pasta soups, steaws, pizza but just about it lah but Chinese is like so diverse but I I I seem that both is very very good


just okay next question my turn, Ulu if you want to escape the crowds the best place to go is, oh ya eh that's so true oh-my-god, ya if you want to escape the crowd just go home


that's all advise you guys, eh then we can be like a radio DJ today, why not, since we're talking to ourselves between the two of us, you can you always talk a lot


are you sure you shuffled is <unk> exactly what we answered, what am I most scared, this is, difficult eh I don't have much stuff that I am scared of


I mean insects is like a irrational fear lah, insects but then I also not that scared (ppc), what am I most scared about


no food oh-my-god eh that is so true ya I scared they got food, no food no bed, no money still okay lah, ya, no internet wa after that one day without WiFi right wa I want die already ya I scared no WiFi


is it a porn site, don't know it's not the asshole's one again [right]


parents Valentines Day


I think mine is better, except that is very soft, so if you can't hear me it's not actually my fault I'm talking normally, I don't wanna shout, I can, if you want me to, yes I can


so which Singaporean dead or alive do you most admire, by I speak like that eh, sometimes


other than, Mister LKY, you know some Singaporean they speak right is not like the typical Singaporean accent because they grew up in a different environment


okay lah then like that lah, eh your turn, oh I I thought you don't answer I put it on, okay lor, ya I I told you mah there's the the singer and then those that produce movies


your Jack-#Neo# then the, Jack-#Neo# okay Jack-#Neo#, and uh that's that the, the one that won the award what the movie forgot his name and then there's the Eric guy, and there's some photographers


ya tons of, Singaporeans are famous, but not exactly, people you admire I know, I know your answer uh I know the the


is it Xiao-Han oh-my-god I'm right, cause she's a teacher what and she's a song writer and she is famous, excite the excitement


eh someone called me eh why ah who, !ha! I don't care, call back later


describe the place I call home in Singapore, well the place I called home in Singapore is actually a person it is my girlfriend, I call her home and she's in Singapore


is true what, I think okay lah I mean I can describe lah I mean ya my home is like really really sweet and and my home stays like really really far from me, like my home is there but my I mean my heart is there together with my home


all the way in Simei and apparently Simei is, and apparently Simei is eh the four beauties of China you know all the, !wah! I forgot their name ah Wang-Zhao-Jun and and eh no wait Wang-Zhao-Jun road and then we have this


Diao-Chan road and then we have like two more what what Yang-Gui-Fei road and I don't know what more, but regardless about that's what I learnt about Simei, and as for my real real real home together with my Ah-Ma then


how is my home like, oh it's so amazing lor it is near to JB I think that's the only good point and then, and then and then what else there's nothing else


are you sure, because I can talk like that singaporeans change accents all the time what because we code switch, ya that's how Singaporeans oh ya it's my turn ya, oh this question is unbelievable so what event in the past here make you stun like a vegetable


stun like vegetable other than the seaside at Simei I guess, !huh! I answered wrongly


I'm sorry, ya, oh why


so you were stun, [orh] so what


oh ya ya ya that's true ya you confirm stun, and you confirm like vegetable because you're so scared


what they push you down, mental preparation


how long did you take to jump, you were so brave !wow!, it took so long


who was that was that Phoebe, oh who's Audrey, oh Andrea okay, next question, is your turn


help the elderly poor, !wah! this is a hard question leh sounds like a policy question, ya but the thing is, I I got no money I got no power how to help, I think


what I can do to help the poor, I think now there's a lot of Facebook organisations, so probably we can organise people and together collectively then we help them, like we can approach


all the people selling tissues and all those people that, uh could be homeless, but they are not visible cause I heard some of them stay in like rubbish chute, or in the park or in McDonalds, so probably to collectively we can


look out for them and introduce them to like social organisations, uh like NGOs and all that see, they are more, capable and they know what grants are available lah what subsidies and all that are available to help them, ya but other than that actually I think most people the poor lah


if they have health problems then, it's already subsidised, and, if not, then, they are fine lah they are fine


I think you have to make sure that the equipment is loud enough, like we are speaking loud enough and everything is working and that we are not speaking like Chinese


really, oh I didn't know leh that means I'm continually on the soft side because I I can't speak like this all the time, okay


I like pastel


the collecting, no we were talking about food actually, ya i want eat thai food, uh you think I thought who confirm we talked about this just now, ya we talked about the one ice no ice


ya did we talk about everything, what can we do to help them I thought it should be me asking you


oh okay lor, ah what can we do, is it


eat air [loh], A-and-W your favourite air and water, what, cannot ah, but later so late already also don't know where got food what


how to, oh, depends on where we going also what going my place or your place, go my place then got food also ah go your place also got food lah


so you can pick mah which one you want, so which one you prefer go your home or go my home, then we go your house lah what is there at your house I don't know what food there is what


ah I don't want I don't want fast food, got non fast food, got what's low food is there hawker Kopitiam, you never eaten at night before is it


ya standard drop, why, oh, so what else is there, not sure


only Macs oh is there the Pas~ is the Pasar-Malam still there, oh there oh-my-god am am I gonna eat Ramly again, is there oh there's other food right ah nevermind lah then we go there and see ah


then if don't have then, eat air and water [loh], seven eleven there's always seven eleven, ya why not, oh ya so return your tray, what can you do to help uncle and aunty


clearing table, help them to sweep ah, I take their job for them give me their money , actually, why need to help them ah I thought it's a


more like it's not to help them what it's like your own initiative to keep the place clean, I thought Timbre already have the one dollar like compulsory one dollar you take the tray you must return for one dollar, ya there is have you been to Timbre as in Timbre Timbre Timbre plus


ya tray deposit oh-my-gosh it's called tray deposit you didn't know that, collection point just like the BreadTalk one [right]


I think that is good enough eh cause those who will return will return those who won't return I mean we can send someone to remind them but that's about it, why


oh as in you won't, [orh] then don't don't [loh], I think there's nothing wrong with that, ya if you say thank you it's just politeness lah but if you don't there's nothing wrong what, cause they are paid


favourite pastime Singaporean's pastime is complaining, queueing, queue where queue for Artbox


ya but complain we complain anytime everywhere but queue you must find a place to queue like you cannot queue at home but you can complain at home, so what do people complain about, how Crazy-Rich-Asians isn't it's full of Chinese and there's no minority inside


you don't know, hor cause a a lot of people complaining, ya cause a lot of people like, they they are they just feel that there's not enough like, minority representation and then they the Dee-Kosh ah he call it yellow washing you know in in


Hollywood films they white wash everything so if you're, is an Asian role then they send a white actor to act, but then in Crazy-Rich-Asians it's a it's a Filipino role or it's a maid role and then they send a Filipino like a stereotype, and then for like all the rich people there's only Chinese that are rich there's no like Malay


there's no Indian there's no Eurasians who are known to be rich there's only Chinese, ya, but anyway the show was, so so [loh] it wasn't amazing it was so so


for tourists lah, so what do you always complain about, oh MRT breakdown, ya that's true but complaining about boss also quite normal


power failure, is it the one that affected all the WiFi and everything, no I I just like briefly saw a brief of the news


ya, oh oh you dropped the card


ya I think so, what was your best or worst subject in school


that's your worst, maths eh all the way from primary school


ya, I think you'll be a genius cause you're Asian, (uh huh)


oh, you didn't have a tutor


oh-my-god so did you, obviously not


(uh huh) oh that's good, is a I I guess civics and moral education PE, and Mandarin Chinese, oh


supplementary subjects ya, ya, then did she give you a reward


!what the hell! shouldn't give you one , ya what's the question why why all my question so chim one !walao! all the policy


nothing, no dialects already dying they try to preserve it but it's still, it's a big fail


I won't say is politics ah I would say it's policies policies and politics are different ah, but it's okay what, old what is old Singapore we are only fifty years old there's no old Singapore the old Singapore is a colonial and then even before that there was a royal


like a, a place for royalty, I don't know from where ah some Malayan, king or something, like you know Fort-Canning got history one, ya so I think that's about it but, what history


what old Singapore the the street food, maybe the street food, Lau-Pa-Sat is not street food Lau Pa Sat is overrated, most expensive and most


it's just terrible, it's a tourist trap, but old Singapore, haven't been to much places in Singapore, but I miss the playgrounds like the old ones they are more like, very solid concrete structure


like the one at uh is it Toa-Payoh I think Toa-Payoh there's this dragon one that's very famous and used in a lot of tourist symbols, so that is something that I will miss about old Singapore other than that is food lor like, I heard they have a lot of stalls in the past like


hawkers that really hawk their food they just walk around and pedal their stuff, sell their dishes and then through the basket then they pull the food up that kind like very old school, and Nyonya-Kueh oh-my-god Nyonya-Kueh, I mean it's all about food right old Singapore is all about food


no lah I think got about how how I'm so sick and, and pain in pain all the time, so what do you miss about old Singapore, what old Singapore


playground, sing, oh, oh they they they believe it's the same thing lah


no children we can play with everything , ya now got nothing, cause we are ageing population, ya


uh Lobang, don't know eh travel deals, vouchers oh I know all my food apps, Entertainer Fave Eatigo, Chope


all my food apps they are the best deal ever and is one for one for entertainer guys if you don't know it's one for one on entertainer, and not only so on Chope you can collect points, redeem them for vouchers make reservations it's a all in one app and Eatigo is minimum ten percent off


so guys just come, of course I'm a DJ all day everyday, what they got problem with that is it want die ah, ya but I ever finished where's the best Lobang I'm a Lobang queen I'm a auntie


I just redeem a lot of samples cosmetic samples you know for sanitary pad can redeem also , you didn't know right sometimes they got promo from time to time, ya now you know ya, there's all sorts of promo it's just that you don't know not don't have


now let me go on, you have guessed my answers which country has the best food and I put China and you put Italy


but I'm not a high class person I'm a food person I don't need high class food I I like I like Kopitiam and, hawker it's just that we don't go there often, I I pay quality money for quality goods


why I'm a good role model what, #wo bu tou# oh sorry like I don't steal I don't rob, I I make a decent living I stay at home and take care of my grandmother I'm a good person


is very difficult


is very unnatural, ya that's, the wall, ya Lobang should be Malay ah


ya I I assume so I just, I think is very common words like there are there are words that are found in our lexicon, in Singapore our dictionary


you ah, I go, eh I answered my questions now is your turn, let's answer, is there a wheelchair accessible entrance here, is there through this building


uh I think is there, oh so there is [right], eh wait why my questions gone, no my questions are gone


ya nevermind lah don't have don't have lah, never had one


is not, is not, is not amazing like it won't blow my mind, fast food pasta J ah <unk> it's the top of my list right now leh


no that one is for you, for you it was bad for me it was okay, ya but the other food is, ya their the other food is amazing especially the cheese chicken thing


ya but the Unagi was not that bad for me even though I didn't like it, but for that price is like shit lah, what new restaurants are you planning to eat can I just say out all my lists of food, eh got open or not ah oh ya we should go to those places that are open at night or something


Google ah I will watch the video again


I just collected some samples from Body Shop, is a, I think they currently have a the, peel off mask like a clay mask kind of concept, so they offered me one that's almond cream


like you know almond nuts and one that is charcoal charcoal is the latest fashion now lah I mean is the fad, and then, it is use for those with oily skin so they suggested using on my T zone, but I think it will be overly dry lah but the almond one should be okay since is for sensitive skin


oh and actually I forgot to collect one of my samples today, like is some, some test ah face care test thing that I should have gone but I forgot so I am gonna go tomorrow please remind me, I think is a cleanser ya


but skincare make up, I think Naruko is good if you want to use any mask just get it from Naruko, cleanser wise I think there are several brands, ya is the Watson one, ya the Watsons uh


they have a few, kinds for different skin types, for you I would suggest using the, the the white one which is, [orh] okay lor then don't need lah you don't need lah I I will love you just the same


why, where where's their spell spelling error, conversation note to participants is this cause this is a Beijing company, regardless, please speak clearly into your respective recording devices during the conversation


kindly ensure that the volume of your speech is just right, see diagram below, please kindly turn off oh that's one error, off your cellphone or at least to silent mode, and keep them in you bag or pocket


please take turns to speak, okay lor, keep smiling and enjoy your long chat, ya we are smiling, why must keep smiling but anyway do not speak too loudly or too softly do not tap on the table which you did just now, do not leave your phone or on


do not leave your phone on or place on the table, do not leave your phone on, or place on the table, so do not do not place your phone on the table lah, do not speak at the same time, please read it a lot as well do not , talk about topics related to politics sexuality race religion or controversy why cannot talk about sexuality and race and religion ah


like it shouldn't be a taboo thing can talk about it just don't make fun of it lah, but anyway, back to my food list, what is nearest here Paya-Lebar but it won't be open, is there any late night place let me see Macpherson twenty four hour prata eh can we go there


curry fish, they say the curry fish is good, I know we can go to what's that place Orto we can eat the Thai boat noodle in the middle oh but then there's the prawning also, and then we got no car and then we got work tomorrow okay lah next time lah


no Thai boat noodles it's at Orto which is near Khatib, the Orto park O R T O the trampoline park ya that one , can we go there it's open and they sell Thai food or we can go the Changi five five five ha ha ha


you know five in Thai is ha, okay now you know and they all know now but anyway ya it's nearer to you and they sell Thai food too and they got Mookata I love Mookata I want food I want like, Thai food I want Thai food


I don't want Mookata I want Thai food they got sell Thai food but it's very far, without a car we are not gonna go there okay no no no, ya cause very far that one without car not accessible


it's near the chalets I think I don't know, let me search ah, wait a minute ah, five five five, Changi, Changi Changi Villa Thai Cosford road do you know


no obviously no, it's near the airport, it's near the airport, Upper Changi eh it's near you eh baby we can go, okay whatever


what is the latest food trend uh I haven't been on Instagram in a long time, so I don't know what is the latest food trend but I know colours is a big thing, is either you go full monochrome or you go like, super colourful and bright like a


like a full pink pink cactus, infusing things into food, I think that's pretty cool, charcoal is like, overdone, rainbow is also like meh


latest food trend, I think it's fusion when they try to fuse like, elements from different countries like matcha into like French like pastries or like, fusion lor fusion like you create like a local rendition of like famous dishes I think that's pretty good


what food is my neighbourhood most famous for, seafood soup I swear it's the best, best in the West and not just the West until JB okay, that one is my secret cannot say one that's my hideout


k lah then you come my area, is too far, oh unfortunately for them anyway, what food what is the latest food trend what do you think is the latest food trend


ya what do you think recently (ppb) other than, waffles why waffles, but it's not a food trend it has always been there


white-#bee-hoon#, it's a food trend meh, I thought it's just cause they pop up everywhere, oh it's the same stall but anyway ya white-#bee-hoon# I thought you will say Ma-La


Ma-La and the and the Kao-Yu the grilled fish Sichuan grilled fish, really but I didn't know, and now is like everywhere like is really like everywhere hot pot


and we like sour too sour spicy is the way to go like Tom-Yum, ya we got all sorts of, what kind of food do you want to try like not, not local, something


different, what's the number one thing I mean it can be Indian, or Malay or, you don't want why


French, really, oh !wah! French really atas leh really up there one leh the price also up there, eh then we try Nepali one lah Singapore got Nepali Bhutanese I don't know have or not but


really, where okay let me Google now, Bhutan, Bhutan restaurant, Singapore, Bhutan


I overheard a little ah but I didn't really hear about it, oh ya the fire right behind her


there is Myanmar food though, no I click already it's not it's just the person talking about her uh she went to Bhutan


ya so she was talking about which places in Bhutan are the most fun, ya Bhutan Bhutan discover Bhutan at Ion Orchard, does that mean there's food, like some restaurant in Ion Orchard


Royal Garments, hand do demonstration hand weaving, ya sia just stay in Singapore man, Singapore got everything already say [liao], #Mo Mo# isn't this just Jiao-Zi


must add the chili to heighten the flavour okay, buckwheat pancakes eh it sounds like the stuff you like eh all the buckwheat buckwheat, simi wheat


this butter tea oh I want try eh when you gonna make for me, eh ya see now I so Paiseh, when baby when, you also don't invite me to your house you ask me go your house I go your house so many how many how many time already !huh! !huh! !huh! !huh!


say only lah, I say only I say only don't, don't sad don't sad it's okay


where where is this, Bhutanese in Singapore, really


why you say the exact same spot, is a famous place, oh the fertility temple


first time you sweat in Bhutan, where ah where got Bhutanese food, Nepali food can or not ah, but they never write leh eh the red rice porridge is cause of the, is it the red rice porridge cause the chef went to Bhutan McDonald's red rice porridge


ya ya ya the the McDonald one eh, that's how they came up with the porridge you know the crab porridge that people don't like, I know eh then we should make our own chilli cheese eh


I hungry baby help, let's see how far Villa Thai is from your place, I'm sure it's like ten minutes oh it is


is eleven minutes, no car no car then you have to Grab what you cannot go there without a car, until what time


we already spoke for one hour eh still got one hour plus you know, want to die already I think it's too long, why so long, two five nine, okay I cannot sing damn it cannot sing


this is not normal at all, but you got work tomorrow nevermind lah we gonna eat


cheese Bulgogi chicken oh-my-god we have to go eat cheese Bulgogi chicken, !huh! so much food, what you want to go high ha ha ha, ya cause you Dabao for me I don't need to go anymore


ya and there are other places that open late night ah but then, you want go now meh like today


I think it's okay lah we just go your house [orh] send you home, send you home lor ya send you home, you have try the crisp did you answer already, or you answer ah


this one let me take a look, okay, cannot cannot lah, what emperor game oh


what do you do to keep fit, eh why this one got typo I cannot, oh you are looking at this I was looking at that


what [orh] you asking me, what do you think is my answer, of course, actually I I go like, once a year around that


once every six month, ya, once every six months, for you lah, no I just I just like to go clean my teeth polish it scale


polishing scaling and it's not expensive, I think it's like thirty plus, cheaper than neighborhood dentist, ya polyclinic you can make a appointment mah, so you just book one like half a year ahead or something


but I just went, I just took out my I just extracted my wisdom tooth what, you want me to go again waste money ah, but I I clean my teeth too when I went to Hougang


!huh!, ya I told you what, I thought you got it wrong ah I thought, I thought you would, you would do something for her, I know you usually wil buy but I thought you would you made a cake for her what, that's why I chose something I made myself


oh true cause buying is easier and, you don't know whether she appreciate , !nah! give you, I ask you a question


oh true friends, I think it's hard to count, they're all true until they're not


I not sure eh I don't know what is sporty, ya I think so


more masculine, I think we can speak, slower from now on because if not this is going to take


forever, what kind of perfume you wanna smell, just a bit, for you what kind of perfume do you prefer but I think very hard that is one, sporty floral or none


I don't think its none cause you like it, I I don't know eh for me I will choose, I don't know, I don't even know what they're called, you chose sporty [right]


fake me eh you cause I was like sporty, I I like ah but then it depends on the actually it depends on the scent every scent is different, ya and scent is very subjective eh if give you jasmine some people don't like jasmine cause they, ya they don't like jasmine


how many true friends do you have !wah! this one is hard, think more than five ah cannot be less than five ah how true is true, !huh! who's the five, oh


but I think, I think, it depends mah like I think they're all true until they're not true, like, what do you mean by true friends, [orh] but I would say for me it would be more than five cause all my friends are trustable dependable reliable


just like me, I think we can, it's part of life, you


you call someone and get the answering machine, do you leave a message or do you hang up, answer the question


voice message, I think I would listen, cause I'm person who clear my emails what so I got any mail of any sort I have to listen and clear, But you have it your your phone got voice mail meh


[orh] but I think they got the cassette eh in the past, the tiny cassette


or am I too old school there is no cassette tip anymore I don't know how it works now, how does it work I haven't heard voice mail at a long time, ya, have you ever kept a partner secret from your parents this is so simple of course you are my partner that I keep secret


but you're not exactly secret though, you're you're you are openly secretive that mean you are secretly open, can I stand up, so that we can switch, how about you


how about you come here and I go there, ya we should have done this, what you want


who said that, why is it new Singlish word, [orh] Chin-Cai


they also never come up with Kanasai so well, ya you can swear cause swearing is part of language, they only say don't talk about this topics


scripture I don't know, cue word sculpture, bell, you think you are good to people you think, what everyone did you didn't do


you didn't do, you think you yourself are the best, so I shall tolerate because I'm speechless, because no matter what I do everyone cannot see and I always the bad person


she's always emo, just she never tell you ha


her story


oh ya cause <unk> see first, eh my friend Amanda you know birthday party, she wrote what she want, she say anymore birthday invitation I miss out, I missed out hit me up, no you don't know what is hit me up


hit me up it means no hit me up means like like, like, if you okay if you want to contact me then contact me like that, hit me up ah, it's like hitting on a girl you know hitting on a girl, H I T


then she wrote, a mountain of ang baos will be great then maybe I should like print out a big ang bao, then inside put two dollar , no a ang bao with a mountain


then I print a, oh then she will slap me or I , or I print a mountain ah I put a #ang bao# inside , should I just print a very big ang bao, and then inside put two dollars then you should just


middle finger me, don't know eh she says, like


#bao yang ping# still okay games hypebeast shirt, hypebeast shit, don't buy cosmetics or makeup no, I'm not cold, no cosmetics or makeup ya she don't use anything that is


cosmetics she'll be in Europe from five fifth October, she'll be in Europe, shall I get something from Europe then, no lah what do I want that's why what do I want


no, Eiffel Tower no I've a card eh my friend send, Wee-Sing she send me from, France, when she was there, this is so cool right dry ice


I know I know it's not enough one it's never enough


no, which one, no this one I don't know which one, [orh] can you pass me mine then


talk to my hand, ya, or, don't take lor


don't take ah, cute [right], this doggy, ya, Rendang Carrot-Cake oh-my-god where is this is it a fat, is this a Fatcat, and all these is Fatcat stray this is at Orchard Central I think


Stray by Fatcat, Rendang Carrot-Cake Rendang Carrot-Cake eh, but why got is that I hope is not Mayo


a bit weird, oh-my-god claypot and it's, short ribs, I know, damn you


no I I like Char-Siew, until I ate the Char-Siew pasta and now I don't like Char-Siew anymore , at your work place, there have meh


which one near where, okay, later we go try okay if it's open, then too bad lor it's closed


business hours, oh what should I eat, what should I eat later, I want Thai boat noodle


at Orto, orto, or the or the ha ha ha, oh ya true oh ya there's a chair here


ya going home ah actually it's it's considered nearer to you, we decide later [loh] we go your place first maybe on the way I see the Pasar-Malam I'll eat the Pasar-Malam, I think so, uh there's


there's food other than Ramly I believe, or just eat at the Kopitiam lah, never mind lah Chin-Cai lah now already so late, maybe I shouldn't eat cause it's already eight but I'm hungry I should have eaten more


I got a feeling I cannot sing so I must just say it out, hey yo finally is this what you're waiting for


!what the hell!, I think we are like !what the hell! what are we doing come on it's so boring have to self entertain [right], I think they were, they will because they stored artificial intelligence I heard


and I think, off the lights sorry not closed the lights that's a Chinese, Singlish you don't say closed the lights also it's turned off the light what


I I don't know eh I have never been so Singlish in my life, transliteration


too deep too difficult to understand, I know right, we still need like a


oh ya ya then they can help us with this, maybe , just riddles, play, I am not alive but I can die what am I


you're a dice, but you're not alive, I mean you can human you are a dead human ah, you are corpse, ya ya you're a corpse so you are not alive and you are dead, that make sense