let's start with animal, any kind of animals, any kind of animals, so what I mean like any kind of animals is like, be like crocodiles snakes bats


you rather time can don't need to be, but some volunteers getting paid also what, but still they'll check in my myth in them


to some writers of Singapore, you did that before


I think I'll, give it a try


ya ya don't mind, so you won't get any pay or just allowance, ya you know I just asking


negotiate never think ah


(ppb) I have close friend, ya ya I know, her name is can I say her name, ya I have this


close friend of mine, err she's, she's really caring, ya she's like, she help me through a lot, of times where I've my own demons


like , so like she's one of my friends what, what what your question again, !wah! told me we get like she helped me a lot through stuffs like through my own, problems and everything like


a lot lah, ya I'm glad she's there, she's the kind of person that like she won't stop helping anyone, even though she's


even though she don't, any reason to, not only me though not only me, another people also like, sometimes just a random stranger she will help as much as she can


that's how, beautiful, how kind and caring she is, she helped me through a lot and, she helped me through a lot the stuffs like she give me advices help me get through my


problems, and mediate everything, ya, I do


how many !ah!, I think, ya it's a guy, ya he play bass for the band


he's cooler, he gets me so well err, we click, quite fast, when I first met him, no I didn't we didn't click well at first, I because I thought like who is this dude like some scrawny dude, ya uh but


ended up he, became one of my close friend, no like, the connection there's a like the bond that we have like


is different from like I'm not saying that I don't have any bond within my other band members, like he's kinda like the special one, I don't know whether I'm his close friend or not but to me he is my close friend


no it's okay I don't like to ask him like I'm fine ya, crash and burn, describe the worst date you ever been on


I you want okay ya sure sure sorry sorry, err ya oh the, ya can


hold you


is that the worst date you been on


that really happened, that's the worst date you been on people confessing to you, that's not worst, that's not even close to borderline worst


how is that even worst, that's worst for him not for you


who's that dude


okay so my worst date right okay is, okay let's I'm gonna call her Rabbit okay, cause I forgot her name


ya so, it was my birthday like coincidentally it was my birthday, so err, that point of time I was still a I guess I was, at point of time I guess it was


like I was a bit older than her so, I told like we met like I was my friend she said she want to met so I was like okay let's go, no like I know this is not a date but it's one of a worst situation like almost a date like worst situation, so I was with my close friend at that point of time I told my close friend so you say eh I want to meet my date like can you


follow me lah then I say okay lah after that since we going together somewhere else we say we go home together, so we met up I was like no I expecting you know like oh like happy birthday hug you know ya I know that kind of thing so okay but , she


give me a present like I I'm not being unappreciate like, not I'm not saying like I'm not I didn't appreciate it like I did I did, but, it's just a point of time where, I don't know whether she is like joking or like


the truth like she give me a card, a card okay I don't mind a happy birthday card but, I don't mind a card but, he was written in crayon


no I was, ya she wrote, in crayons like know draw stickman and everything


ya ya, ya you just suddenly you just like when I saw that like, I was like okay nope I'm getting out of there, I almost, I guess it's like


to me I thought that time she was like


close friend that's all, I don't have a like you thought I wanna let someone go also, how long has it been since your last serious relationship


my last relationship was eight years ago, ya eight years ago, like I was with her since secondary school, secondary school all the way to I T E


is this because, Apple time like no iPod, it was my first love, serious is it like you know we want to go how far but we end up like


it ended up like wrong lah so we both like we both I was like


prefer to be alone


my punctuality ya, err I know is is is, is is my punctuality is bad is horrible, is I know is horrible like you don't have to repeat it err


to a point where where I cannot lose my job and everything, but trust me I did, try to like you know, I think god just don't want me to, be fast in job or anything err, but no ya I guess it's my discipline everything ya


mostly is my discipline my choices lah like you know even though I, till I wake up tired and everything, ya one perspective lah but


at the end of the day it's still you what, like you know I know is throughout, and that's until now, to the date I know what time is early now, still trying to


the thing like, you care too much


actually bought my crush last time, that point of time like


that point of time, err I was having crush in secondary school so in front of my crush like, she didn't know yet, think almost all my friend knew, oh my close friend my clique ya


my crush is you know, err we will, on a school trip to SYF, and I was in Choir that time so, she was the photographer she was the photographer of my school the AV Club that is the photographer club


she was taking pictures so then I was from the I was with my friend, so err we were on a break for SYF, waiting for my school, to to sing , we went to buy ice cream, right so then go ice cream then my friend were at the back me and my friend two person then she would then


I didn't look then when I walk up to the , the ice cream place and I didn't I saw her my crush, I was like oh, damn like, I see like what do I do like, I like nervous so long and, then he like no no be cool be cool you know be cool just like


like be cool like just err just chill just talk to her and say hi, so err, I said hi to her, and like, she like eh hi how are you doing we talk to each other and everything, I was then I ordered ice cream


ya so I ordered ice cream, so I was eating ice cream while talking to her while walking with her, then I actually like, trip, fell


on like my ice cream fell, on the floor, like trip in front her because but it was a flat ground, I know ah that's embarrassing for me ah


maybe it was expensive, ya but ya because you paid because you feel the pinch that you paid for it, maybe he didn't hear that he say he want to like share


cause he you maybe you think that, you take back, how do you know that you truly love your partner


the school you are floor, just go with the flow


no just anything you want to say you just say


how do you know that you truly love that person, err how do you know that you truly love your partner


so how do you know


so that's how know that you literally love that person that you want to see that person in in the afterlife


person is worth fighting for, like the person is worth fighting for, no matter how many mistake you make, no matter how badly you hurt that person no matter how much you ask her to go off


she still stays no matter what, ya that's how I know that that person truly love me and I love that person


which literary character literary character do you most identify with, later you let me name books, cactus literary, really you know like


literal, literary


no like characters like, Hermoine Harry-Potter, Ron-Weasley, Luna-Lovegood eh no basically, not exactly in Harry-Potter lah I mean like in other characters any TV shows or anything


what if Hermoine-Granger, type A, what's type A, but that's Hermoine and that means that girl is a different character


I think she's A plus eh, ya because


he's goofy, smart, but he doesn't show it, he doesn't know it actually ya, know that what he do and he's good and what he does and everything, and love his friends ya


what would you do if you won ten million dollars tomorrow


but you won it, you don't you didn't end it, my is different case I love my children, so


I'll try to do a business that I can see passed down, so at least like you can know like even though they have no job they can ind other jobs if they want, but as long is run by my family generation I'm, the rest like is just travel overseas anywhere go buy anything I want


no basically, ya you know it just, you know it's just like, at least when I die my children really think of me like this was my father or my grandfather or my great grandfather


do you enjoy doing chores which is your most and least favourite chore


that is your most that's your least favourite ah, favourite, chore to do is washing dishes


and you, tell me you said that, you can see what, oh the transition you mean, that's weird okay


like you say you can see something


uh, spot the difference, okay, spot spot the difference between our two photos


so I'm just supposed to just describe what my photo have, jesus okay,


yes on the beach , do you have two seagulls, on, like hovering above, the beach, yes above the water


so you have two seagulls, yes then do you have three fish, is your arrow like the is there a sign next to the man who's fishing and it's pointing to the left, my left


yes okay and then, no it's Paul and Joe's Diving School, no okay so that's one right


uh, okay who's who check is it, is it you want a full check, it's just full check, mine's Joe's full check, you don't have a Joe


dang boy do you have a Paul, shiz just now, oh mine's Paul and Joe's Diving School right right, okay so


cray, local shell fish, dang alright, that's two, wait oh three, how many windows, one, but with like nine panels


two doors, yes, , excuse me,


uh yes the old woman but with an old guy, yes does she wear a floral pink, , yes is she wearing red slippers


yes is he wearing red socks, dang alright, yes floor do you have a radio next to him on the floor, , do you have a blue and white umbrella in front of them


yes, chair, beach chair, anyway (ppb) do you have a bald do you have like a, I dunno how old she is but she's wearing a bikini she seems to be any age but are you wearing she


is she like oh I'm sorry I take it back I take it back she looks relatively young, I'm assuming, uh is she wearing a brown hat


yes, green, green and mint get the colours right I think, really, so how many differences do we have do you want me


what, nope, price, I don't have any, uh is she wearing a pink bikini


do you have a do you have a see saw, what, no I have both red and, (uh huh) do you have a chick and her mans


true I'm not into that beard, uh is he wearing green, is he wearing green, green green shorts and shirt


he's like army army green on the shorts and like, lighter green on his shirt, do, yes are they drinking wine, is he wait is he wearing socks on both sides, same


yes, is she blonde, is he brunette, ya okay, anyway, , okay anyway


anyway so how many differences do we have, other three what lip legs, or kiss ya, yes, uh


yes, what colour's the building, yes, do you wonder that there's proof I can see her photo don't show me, does your door says push, that sermon, you have a circle window right


on the on the, yes, no special offer, there's no special offer mine just has wine list rose and peak in bullet point, uh do you have a girl I don't know what that is


like two silver things, oh right oh you wouldn't know two drink dispensers, two drink dispensers anyway, do you drink dispensers


uh, yes, there's one filled to the brim, oh no I only have one that's filled to the brim, yes, uh wait like the, like the kitchen or your bar is it green


yeah okay, I just described you my entire photo, what, is there one what


I only have one so, yeah, uh nine, wait what about your fishing guy what's he wearing, is he wearing a hat, is he wearing like a yellowish


jacket, yeah, dang nine what colour is your shirt, orange, what what colour is the roof


what colour is the sign, uh, wait I just described everything to you though, my bus pink, shit I can't see wait


like yeah but I don't know what colour it is it's too small, maybe mine's purple too ya it think it's purple, wait what what the chick in the bikini is she wearing any shoes, same, (hmm)


stop mumbling its too soft look, you haven't been saying anything, now you are, anyways, see this is prove of you mumbling anyway, anyway


you can't talk about politics like that , anyway, freaking AI, hurry up, what else do you have


I've described everything to you, stop making random noises, yes what colour is the fish, no yeah same, yeah, doesn't line but there's nothing out there's nothing


he hasn't caught anything, wait what do your seagulls are your how what do your seagulls look like, oh both of mine are flying straight ten


I'm good, my left (ppb), is on my left (ppb), I know the directions that sharks swim in, so wait what how many is that, ten


on the what shack the food shack, ya wait a minute, your bar, which which is the ketchup on the right or the mustard on the right


ya same, uh (ppb) told you I'm good at this wait hold on, oh, , no just wanna push that box back


anyway (ppb), let's see (ppb), no, yeah, , yes, oh good eh shit is the old woman wearing glasses


wait what does the book say, mine says like a L I Z does it look like a L I Z to you, , ya, uh what colour the four flower


this is one of the colours things that could be red ya, anyways, wait what colour is her chair, is it the same colour as the woman dress, ya


what colour his chair, what colour his chair, wait what close your radio, yes, yes, yes, where's your antenna facing


ya what colour is it, is it same colour as your door, your shack door, ya same


and a shell like a like a, like a what's his name from SpongeBob, Gary Shell, wait what your fish doing


wait I'll do it, is like the top one the top of the triangle one facing the shark, and then the one below him on the left (ppb) facing the other side, everyone's facing the left ya, I'm good at this


(ppb), what, golf club, no where, no I just have an error, sit down


like , like , wait the like linings of your bar door what colour are there, yeah same


is the roof the roofish white, the uh, what about your your wait where's your your chair facing


your red and white shirt, your seesaw which side which side is up, which side is up, how many wheels of the trash can can you see


okay so you're like drink dispensers is one like rectangular one circle, which one's on the left


there's just say, oh-my-god, ten, what two moment, your wine, the bottle which diagonal


ya same, I feel like we're Jake and, and Charles, anyways, stop


stop, yeah, yes god what was the circle on the middle, what there's a circle on the middle of your ball right


really, yeah, like on the top, like you know the like you know how an orange has like leaves, your your girl sitting on top of the ball, mine's not mine's standing, what did we just miss that


oh ya no she's like holding the ball


your bar sign, is it positioned straight


!wow! is this why this thing is two hour, no


the dustbin, nothing, stop you talk too softly, look look look, see look at the sign


look at the sign bro, ya but you're not ideal, I said it, you're not ideal, people who are listening are looking at him right in the eyes


you're not ideal, anyways, I hope so


so this is our first collab, uh god I'm such a fan, , oh wait does your see saw have like a like a holding thing, like people on both sides


that would be unsafe if it didn't, I know, look at you trimmings and stuff


are they brown hairs, what do you mean they got oh straps ya ya, two strap, two , (ppb) true, okay


uh !oops!, I need you to keep quiet and go move move, , eh you, oh I know I know full check, is the bag blue


but the words white, who oh, you can just say guy in green but okay


law, !wow! we're bad, wait how is the old guy sitting


is he like upright, like he's leaning back right, he's not aligned but his neck is out, but his neck's out right, what about


are the other two like the young people are they sitting up straight, what's the where's the green guy looking, what what colour is your your diving thing


yours is learn to drive, oh mine is dive okay, wait what colour is the sign, what colour are your dustbins


wait what does your food shack say again, just food shack, dang mine is, the what, yeah


yes, ya no, the second top one, I don't think they're looking (ppb), oh where where where is your, your contribution


we doing this again, excuse me (ppb), I need you to say please, stop you're ruining it


anyway continue, there's one more


two leg, oh wait but we're all different direction, so it doesn't matter, colour is your


specials


no I don't need you to mention politic, he's discriminating my womanly power, my female power


what colour is your bus sign


stop, they're never gonna want us


wait is your food shack on anything or is it just on the sand


so do we just count everything


what about it I said it, I did, I did, I did, no we we did it don't knock, we did it done, no no it'll be too loud stop


oh-my-god so cute its small with a S M O L, I'm a small bean


is it is a heart is this a love life question, I don't, , I don't you know why, you know why, cause I never have to hang on with someone in the first place


you know commitment issues, that I don't want to commit, should I get into everything like, I shouldn't have chosen the one with the heart


I know but I can choose whatever I want, oh okay alright alright alright, describe the worst date you've been on


you mean the only date you've been on, why


friend I need you to define friend, aquintances, eh okay


okay, okay okay, I don't know, does it matter, I don't do anything with it, go on


she gushed (ppb), what did she say


okay that's


no, what kind of sushi how much is the sushi, how much, it's a dollar sixty and I'm


disappointed, you know why you just so rich you just don't count your money, stop talking about controversial, it's related to controversies


cornea, !wow! dead


me it me, it me


and I came I swooped in, like a knight, in shining, nitrous a nitrous, I I made it


no, no hurry up


the worst and only dam, what do you define as a deed, no because then I know what you're trying to say


no if not, guys guys, no, no, guys did whoever's listening do you think this is a date this is a pretty damn low standard if this is a date


stop stop


oh-my-god fried chicken, fried chicken so the other day like, like , the other day, , I have this friend from, french, then like, like I was telling her like oh I wanna


I wanna try, I wanna try uh I'm I no I'm really craving fried chicken then she was like oh, okay french class anyway


and, we went to, wait I feel like where, we we're not having a meaningful conversation, I think I laughed too many times


anyway, so okay anyway, so then I was like oh like I really want fried chicken but like Chris our school's in Jurong they don't, I mean they I'm pretty sure they have a Four-Fingers here they actually do have a Four-Fingers here


yeah I saw, anyway so, she was like do you want like some double xl chicken


I was like what, what are you going on about and she she was like have you not tried this like, double xl chicken then she was like, I was like no what is that she's like Taiwanese chicken, no and then she was like oh-my-god they have like the best chicken it's super spicy with like sweet potato fry


I was like okay, no and she was like, and I was like and she was like telling me but like their standard has gotten a lot lower, like the fries used to be thinner which would be so good


advertisement, I like the thin fries, and so anyway, , anyway, so, I was like !wow! like like I told her like I didn't get when people say like they they can tell the standard different


then I was like you gotta be eating something for super long, to know the difference right, and she's like I mean and I was like this is relatively new right and she's like no I have been doing this since I was second in in primary school, I was like this shop has been open since primary school she's like yes every when she's like you're you're fake


you're like you're like not, you're not like a real Singaporean, she she was joking, but like it was like, she's like what I can't believe like everyone knows about this I was like !wow! okay, what else wait I also love Mac and Cheese


you know not have Mac I don't have we don't have good Mac and Cheese, I haven't had Mac and Cheese, I actually haven't had, ya like years in like forever didn't had I haven't had a dish I haven't a dish that's called Mac and Cheese in years


I had pasta with loads of cheese on top, where, oh ya well that's like, but it was like also twenty bucks which we both don't really have,


but anyway, , so we had ya we had good Mac and Cheese, at somerset it had truffles and stuff


but what did it look like what did it look like she said it looked like something, our other friend said it looked like something, oh I said maybe it maybe I did say it looked like a, I don't I don't remember what I said, it looked like a plate of


omelette or something I'm not sure, and then, and then, stop and then we, ya it was alright but it's really little like one person could finished it


would I go back to do it again, ya if someone else is paying sure, no no we're trying to have a meaningful conversation I'm trying to, I'm trying to convey my budget


what value do you bring to other people's lives


we'll what, okay, he makes this things called joke, no please the best part is that he steals jokes from everyone else


no is called, copying will beat him, no the other day he quoted our old like literature teacher, she did, he did, he was like this is a scathing indictment and I was like


false false, false, and even if it was a quote from your show he'll quote it directly


is that value though, is that true, false, can we can we not do this here, anyways, stop


anyways, is it too, you need to be kind and nice, rich


exactly, yup, hurry up, when


I don't remember, I do not cry a lot, just I cry he says I cry a lot cause he never cries, ya it's true, he cries at like when Spiderman like


see me too look look, it's too loud, you screwed it up, now we gotta start all over again, of what, I heard you say side of men, you did it's okay


too loud look, look it's not meant to look like that, anyway, like he cried when Spiderman, died


he died, I just want to, clarify, did you guys not see the way he like, know, they're just lying


and, like he he, ya you see he's gonna cry now, he, ya when Spiderman like , like when he


when Spiderman what do you call it, not phases out when he like breaks into a billion pieces and like floats in the air like ash, , that's how Spiderman died and he's not coming back because


Thanos is invincible, anyway, so ya, he only says I cry a lot because he doesn't cry


ya so he's not reliable, see he's enjoying invalidating my feelings


of course cause it means a lot, yes cause it means a lot, yes cause it means a lot, yes cause it hurts a lot , no you don't


it's Spiderman family though, no he's a boy, it he he's a boy


okay nobody has to call anyone spider boy to be a boy, people say that, men who are over eighteen slash twenty one are men, but they're all boys, oh not a hard one


I'm telling you they're gonna ask you something that we can't answer here, I don't eh wait legit let me just say legit sounds like we're having a podcast


how do I feel about marriage I don't know, there's that thing right where is like does the paper matter though, ya kinda it it only matters cause we think it is but like most things only matter because we think it is


I'm no but I'm saying exactly we only think it's important because, that's how we were socialised to think it's important, we're we're we're socialised to think it's important that's why that's why we're all making it a thing


but, if we didn't have papers in the first place, I mean we didn't have paper in the first place right we never had paper, I mean like most things started from nothing, yes, we didn't have paper then but people were together even then people had like multiple partners I mean that's


quite recently, there's last few centuries, ya well, does it what what was the question do I think it matters, is marriage important to me I don't know yet I don't know


I don't know it's it's difficult right to trust some the thing is I think the bigger question is, do you have to spend your life with this one person, right, right, it's not but that's the whole thing what's most of the thing about it right oh this is who you're gonna


the, till death do us apart, yeah


what do you mean, ya ya


what do you mean, I don't get it, my question is, that's not the whole thing about marriage but my question is, that's the, bigger thing I guess one of the bigger thing perhaps one of the biggest thing


I do you, want to spend not uh do you believe you can spend your whole life with this one person, ya so is the question so the question is does the time of it matter or not


I mean if you if you get married thinking like, ya I wouldn't mind if this ended like before this, If I ended it before this I mean I don't know why you would do that because I mean marriage costs


yes marriage costs lots of, but like, ya so like why would you do that I don't know but people do things so, people do crazy things


how do you know that you are truly in love with your partner, ya I know just how do you know that you're truly in love


what do you have you ever been in love, romantic love, have you, you in love with Ariel


okay fifteen is you're not meant to be in love at fifteen


how do you know it's my question, I just pull this out, ya how no I say how do you know you're truly in love with your partner, oh no well cause you've you don't have a partner so


how how would you know you're truly in love with your partner, what do you mean define partner


uh go on, okay I that's not the question


no hurry up, hurry up, we've got a full stack man, no we don't


of it, I asked you, no hurry up I wanna know what your answer is, you're being irrelevant, would you die for them


I don't know, okay fine so what's the other thing, choose them over your family, no you wouldn't have to choose


incorporate them, what make, this is my question, what makes, I mean I'm your friend you would incorporate me to your life but what makes it harder to incorporate a romantic person to your life


ya, is it so, (ugh) you don't have to do anything


I guess, I guess, another question how do you feel when people say relationships are stressful


true I agree, ya it shouldn't be stressful like


like when you ask like when you ask some of like people I don't know why people even ask this question when they're like why don't you wanna be in a relationship , well A because I don't wanna be B maybe I just don't you know several reasons, but like one thing is like


a lot of people answer like , oh cause relationships are stressful I'm like, who I said I who are you dating, they not they are not suppose to be stressful and then they're like, oh you know like ya they want you to make so much time I'm like so you want to make that time for them


ya it's not a oh they, it's like, ya oh that's cause you want them to get you ya


is that a food question, yes, least favourite , , my least favourite chore, ,


I don't know, oh I don't know, oh probably dishes, oh I hate doing the dishes, I it's not gross it's just so, I don't mind I mean because it's everyone's it's my own it's my family's food like we don't


and it's just like, uh dishes uh I don't know I don't know what is it about them I think it's just, I don't know, there's not much, I don't know I don't know I don't know why I don't like dishes the most what I like the most is


I don't know what I I I I don't mind folding clothes, I've a chore, I don't know many chores though, I clean the toilet a lot


I actually I actually, because I've got a helper, but like, I used to clean the toilet a lot, there's nothing wrong, I used to get I used to clean


I used to be in toilet a lot , that's about it it's not super fun but it's not it's I think it's better than washing dishes, oh wait you know what I think I know why


because when I go to it's like okay ya I'm gonna get dirty I'm gonna sweat everything I'm gonna like be gross completely let's just do this, like fold up your shorts just wear your singlet let's just do this like hair up everything


but with dishes it's like your hands get soggy, and, then they smell like weird dish washing soap, I have so many feelings for everything


I do, false, oh my turn, if you know, you said bad word


no no no no, oh no these are all I don't, these are bad question, oh-my-god this one, no you really wanna see the last three question, I'm not gonna ask you any of those cause I can choose what question I wanna ask you


is this, someone at this table someone you would like to know better, not not not this table, what intrigues you or interests you about this person okay someone at work, someone you see but you haven't really spoken to but you're kinda like ya I kind of this person seems pretty cool


don't say his name, don't say anyone, say don't share any person I don't know just don't say anything, okay don't say work where you work, you're not supposed to use your phone


anyway, who do you want to get to know


now you just win everything, why would you say it's classified if, why, you're so dumb, why would you you're not supposed to say anything, you're not supposed to say anything ya but you said classified anyway you're not supposed to say that


no, god where your boundaries, it doesn't have to be


what about that new guy, that's the question


so that does mean if you know it's not gonna last long means you're not gonna try, if you assume it's not gonna last long just cause then I'm gonna steer off doesn't mean you don't try


no like not just like gifts but like, you never know things are going, not unless I feel the need to


I guess, okay okay okay okay, like


dang oh no I don't wanna get too deep can we not do this, personal trait, I guess, like the the want to grow more


it doesn't always like, like like the want is always there but I don't always fulfil it, but I think the want is always there, what do I like about myself


I like to think I'm pretty generous, I like to think I'm pretty generous, I like to think, uh


let me think what else, I was gonna say reasonable, ya I know, I know uh let me think okay wait let me think, , what else, I'm pretty friendly


right I'm pretty friend people who come up like when, ya people that's true people just don't approach me that that's the issue not me not being friendly it's that people don't approach me in the first place


but you can't tell though some people told me that you can't tell


I think it's more of the look good thing then, the prepared thing


this is true, gotta wake up two hours


wait what else do I like I think I teach pretty well, I used to teach like my friends, like in secondary school pretty well


eh you really don't want this, what is the most important lesson you have learnt from your parents not, not, not shaving that's for sure


precisely, no, nope, I know good this one is a good one, what activity do you enjoy doing most together with your family !huh!, yeah, dinner was that what you guys mostly do or a movie right


what, and why do you have to walk, okay, what no, what okay


uh okay, okay go on, go on go on


, fair enugh, oh-my-gosh


there , no let me think, no like I don't know any literally


, he's will be Oscar-Wilde for anyone who has read that, no I don't know I can't answer this question, uh


!woo! favorite place, (hmm), favorite place ever, oh oh oh oh oh, oh so there was this cafe, that my best friend in secondary and I used to go secondary school and I would used to go to in Serangoon


it was like, a cafe but more like a you have, full like it was not like like you have full meals there, they have the best, the best carbonara, in the entire universe


entire universe, no I don't have to do uh in my entire universe, in my ya so I've been to Australia , , have you, anyway


, ya best they have like yolk in the middle and stuff like raw it was, so good, that's what I do with my pasta all the time, raw egg !woo!, you know that's how you know how that's carbonara is actually made right


there's no cream, it's a , stop making loud noises, anyway, I'm clearer, anyway, ya dude that's how they make carbonara


in fact with raw you but because when you when you take it out straight from the pan it's still hot like it's good enough to like, heat up the egg but not fry it, so you can still eat it, you don't well now I'm educating you, so this to have that but this pasta used to have yolk and cream


and then they had the, best truffle fries and sweet potato fries, best truffle fries and sweet potato fries it used to be like so expensive usually like eleven bucks, for truffle fries, for one


no no and the pot carbonara itself was like twenty, yes I was a red hi five there, you know fall from grace, so it was like


carbonara for twenty, and then, fries for like eleven, and then like we oh I always used to have either beer or I would have mango smoothie, it will always have mango smoothie, or a beer


and then, and then it closed down, it closed down, and I'm just sad, so why is it significant I don't know cause we used to go there all the time like all the time like, any chance we would like Dabao we would like anything just go there all the time because it was so nice


ya I guess cause she introduced me to that place and at that time we were really close and she would stay and, Serangoon so If I stayed over we'd be like ya let's go let's go eat here first and then we'll go over and I'll stay over at hers, and then, ya we just go down like ya let's go down for cause they only open like I think like after six ya it was actually more of an evening thing


we'll go like maybe after like six after five and then we'll just eat dinner but ya let's just bring this home blah blah blah, ya pretty significant and also Serangoon Gardens is pretty nostalgic


this card game is fun, wait it's my turn, ya you just asked me, you don't really have


oh-my-god you would love this, you ready, if you only have one more year to live what would you change about your life now, right now, cash what in


to do what, you have one year, oh I see I see I see


ya I'm sure I'm sure, !wow! ambitious, presumptuous ambitious, okay give me a case as to why people would donate to you out of other people who are actually sick and shit and stuff


documentary out of your, ya okay, fair fair, people love that, people eat that yep


!wow! okay, so I don't wanna donate to you, no, ya because, ya because you didn't give me a proper kiss, I mean actual kiss, okay If I weren't friends with you I wouldn't donate


you you gonna make a documentary show or join the gang, ya so, quit being so presumptuous, one male, that's really people would have cancelled don't get one million from


like five hundred thousand maybe


because that's that's so stereotypical now, so your


oh of course Japan, why, what boring, you see you see video game culture can you give me interesting answer, you are a web


be specific, where first, after Japan I just want you to talk so in Japan and then, oh-my-god the mouse, dude, there was literally a mouse


ya dude I'm not joking there's literally a mouse (ppb), no it's no, no Oliver, okay never mind, there's literally a mouse


no he's not gona catch the mouse, stop, no stop, you would if you didn't have to record this, next, why


apples, eh , true if you asked Lin to give you a ticket


oh okay and then what's after New-York, yeah so what's the what's the other waht's the third one


(ppb), the alps, go to go to when it's when it's uh, Julie Andrews would go for sound of music what was that


oh go to go to the, go to Lord of the Rings, ya okay fair enough, do they have mountains there


oh true true, go ask Florence for a ticket


it'd be so funny though, ya no she'll resurrect till dude she'll sink and she'll resurrect


so I was at like, it was friend's or friend's house, like they were watching like some like you know those like Malay horror I think it was Malay, it was like one of those horror thing, and then there was like a


not like it would what that's one the bo bo the looks like looks like it's reptile, no not Pontianak, ya Pochong Pochong there's was like Pochong on the screen, and then everyone was like, because it's looks bad so everyone like why does it looks like that I was like why does it looks like a diaper


and then, this is a so ever sometimes I think about this and I cringe so hard, and is like, and is like I you know the thing what was embarrassing is, because people was listen cause everyone was quiet and I was like why does it looks like a diaper at first no one reply


so I said it again, and I said it again, and I said it again, till someone , till someone went like, what what are you talking about , oh-my-god it was so embarassing it was so bad


it was so bad like, I said it so many time to the point someone went like what you talking


cause it not embarrassed ya, oh did you say you're proud of her


, and then she came out she was like your friend, just told me he's proud of me I was like !aww!, I'm sorry


I know right, what is your most, ya what is your most valued possession how did you come to have it is it your wand, nah, nah I wouldn't say it's your wand ya


Oscar well, I gave him that book, a senior


friend


ya I thought that was weird too, maybe she she wanted to give it away then she like uh this guy birthday, oh that's so weird how much did she pay for it, oh-my-gosh she balling


jesus


which is me, no they should get, I didn't see that I thought something touched me


and argue with you, anyways, I don't think that's it though I feel like there's something else


really but it sounds like someone gave it to you, how do you come to possess it,


oh I kind of want to ask you this later, oh you know what I always want ya I don't know if I've told you before I've always wanted to go to


is it Farrer Park, the movie, no it's not Farrer Park, oh it's the other one, it's not Farrer Park Farrer Park's not even a park, is it, no it's not, it's the other one Fort Canning Fort Canning


I always wanted to go Fort Canning for a movie, and then like we have a picnic, and then some beer something watching because they do have movie screenings leh, and so ya I dunno I always wanted I always wanted to go there do that


so anyway, ya that's about it not really, yeah (ppb), okay, my


my turn, !eww! my turn stop, if you could wake up tomorrow morning, with a special ability, what would you have


really, god I can't believe I forgot about time travel's wife, oh-my-god, I hate how you thought about this


just the sleep aspect, ya okay


can does it have to be a specific, does it have no does it have to be a specific person, oh what irritates me, when people complain a lot for like no reason like, over the small thing, but you already know this like the


you know the like (ppb) I mean I complain a lot, I do, admittedly, but like the like, ya I am everyone is a hypocrite, but it's more in the like, it's more in the like


like the the not inconsequential things I mean saying it's a very hot today is very inconsequential but, when you say stuff like, I don't know what like you know you know what I'm talking about like how how would you describe it


oh yes yes yes that that's that's what annoys me, ya, and it's like you're like


like you legitimately think you're gonna die or something, but it's like nothing people are actually dying out there but it's literally like nothing, ya that's all


I should probably, !woo! what are you willing to devote your time and energy to without getting paid, oh that was easy why do I act so interesting ah


benevolent


no I didn't do anything, what okay, anyway, anyway, next one


uh next question, pause, we're just, oh-my-god what would I eat oh-my-god like fried chicken or mac and cheese


oh wait, or like, uh I mean you know what I'm not even that much I mean I love Fajitas, but I'm not even like gonna save Fajitas, I don't know I don't have a reason I just think Fajitas shouldn't be like your last


a burrito is very good, I think you know why cause Fajita like the main thing is the meat also not the main thing but, burrito is like you can add half veggie half meat


Fajita feels like its more of a meat thing, , I don't know, I don't know I don't wana say my mum, uh, I don't know I don't know who I eat with that's a


I'm too young to be thinking about this , no dude I'm too young to be thinking about this, okay what we're gonna are we gonna do the cards now, ya I did, I saw make up routine and I was like oh okay


oh last one, home cooked what, what, what's that


just directly, you just directly translated that to me, okay, what's cook masak okay, we are not suppose to speak in another language sorry anyway, was it my turn, your turn


I don't know how to ask this cause you'll give me an annoying answer, stop, what are your top three children names, you wana deep how important is having children to you, why


that's the last one then we exactly why, why, okay


okay, what what makes a difference between, maybe what how do you know it's not just you tryna reclaim your own childhood


what's wrong with that, is it no nothing, obviously is self interest, how do you know people do lots of things


you just said did you hear your answer you first your first thing you began with I have deep rooted issues with fatherhood, but by vicarously


there you are not answering except by vicarously so the better you make their life the more like your


reclaiming your childhood, I guess, okay okay okay I wanna ask you a questions what's the hardest exam you taken one paper


really, not econs, , no, , no that's true


how much did you get for history, I think I got a D for history I think I don't I think so I think I got C D E or something ya, (ppb) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ya we studied what for a lot of things but a lot of things didn't


oh I didn't know that


, oh-my-god, oh-my-god


oh-my-god , , maybe that's why you got C , oh-my-god


so I don't even work, oh I remember one of papers being so cold, oh-my-god that's so stupid


so guys are you listen this is so stupid, the things kids do for exams , oh-my-god I love it I love how your pen just went like


uh oh-my-god that's so stupid, what


!woo!, well that's tough because everyone's like oh I wanna do something I love blah blah blah blah blah, I really I don't know I've always you know me I've always wanted to be a college prof right not always but recently, but I think the whole thing is like, the whole like


research thing I realize dude being cooped up in your head all the time, I would die, I would die ya but it would be I don't know you know like think that's the thing I mean


I don't know but I will I I I want to teach and it's like skipping that whole step, and wanting to just teach is a bit like, we can't do that but like, I don't know the whole research thing is like, I'm sure I'd love it learning more and stuff but getting, up my own hit


you all are not sad you know where I'm not not in my own head all the time, anyway, stop shouting, latest makeup products no I'm kidding


don't wanna get controversial, (ppb), you're not supposed to say that


because you're not supposed to say that word, okay but you know what I'm talking about, how what drives you (ppb), never mind uh, okay I was gonna be like what drives you in your career which


which means now so I'm not gonna say that, wait, (ppb) uh, let me see, how do you keep fit no I'm kidding, what are you reading right now


I take it back wait there there are more questions behind, ya what are you reading right now, Becky-Chambers


oh ya


wanted to leave us, typical, go on


diversity


you could have just said diversity, ya


memorable holiday feel like I've got three, most, probably when, when I went to Bali for my like aunt slash cousin's wedding


and that was my first time going clubbing, and it was just like, I don't know it was just like, I think first time I'm going out with a full group of girls like hens night right first time going out with a whole group of girls just having fun and not doing actually


like nothing serious just like I don't know having a good time, the other one I don't know going out going for holidays with my mum was, like first time not going for a holiday, uh as a whole family


just going to Phuket with my mum was pretty memorable, and another one would be, I don't know every time I go to Aussie it's fun, every single time, every single time it's so fun


this a three years, ya how long have I known you, three years, it's a two years, three if it's coming after three ya it's never been a


I think I didn't even go when I was sixteen I think so maybe about four years, is it long we used to go like four times a year at the Perth, ya, dude we used to go almost four times a year, (mmhmm), oh okay


(ppb) , what's the latest food trend, (ppb) no okay, no I don't wanna ask you about video games, because I already know what you gonna you precisely,


I may need to check, uh, what's in your current playlist, don't go checking your phone tell me know


regret, regret


nerd see it see it see it see, I want to relate back to this minute, and the recording, when he said he doesn't cry very often, ya so, ya he's obsessed with hammer tone right now, anyway your turn


I shouldn't have asked you that question I knew you what you're going to answer, and these people aren't interested in what you're gonna say so


your turn, see now you too loud


my child in chij the, chij the


favourite genres I don't know what my favourite genre is for music don't ask, is acoustics not genre, repeat acoustic is not genre , no I already repeated it


, favourite genre of YouTube videos is food, and make up, food I actually know what no it's not it's actually food and book, it's food and books no it's not


because I know you're not interested, you're definitely not interested If I were to show you a video of her making gourmet Skittles would you be interested, precisely you don't care


but the because the makeup videos have drama that's why you care, you don't care but you're more interested in food, (ugh) anyway, food book, the both videos are good


genre of movie, oh fantasy is pretty good, Coming of Age I guess, horror I forgot horror, oh shoot we forgot , also another favourite genre of YouTube is unsolved


Buzzfeed, that's a genre, Shane-#Madej# and Ryan, Ryan-#Bergara#, of course I know my boys names,


those videos are so good I love horror movie, we need to watch (ppb), Inheritance, I just screwed up so bad, Hereditary and the, oh no I heard the Nun, was bad there's another uh oh what's the other one


a quiet pace yes, yes, no


that's because I crack my neck, , horror eh I'm more like Reflection, it's like one action movie I like St-Andreas


because it was good when we first watch, it was like, but it was so good, anyway, oh I'm so sorry I just scratched the mic


anyway, let me think yeah, what other genre oh genre of music, what Celine-Dion's genre, thought of Celine-Dion I'm so sorry Celine-Dion's genre Celine-Dion Britney


Sheyli Rayna, jazzy but, a specific oh Childish-Gambino just Red-Bone though Red-Bone and Frank-Ocean, I guess what you say R-and-B, so weird


I'm so clever oh-my-god, all pop, all rock how was it what did you ask, genres of book


can we get money out of it, no out of out of podcast, we gotta have you know we could right but we gotta have really interesting topics, okay anyway uh genre of book


!whoa! I love fantasy actually I kinda do, no, no, Sarah-Jay-Mars, Sharon-Shin


I'm not gona read token just cause, okay we both know those are not requirements I can read whatever I want, I can say whatever I want, no I love the fantasy genre, loads of romance ,


oh yes romance, oh, my, literary oh I'm gonna go home and read literary fiction, non fiction


non fiction, , I don't know ya, oh I don't know I wana get more into poetry poetry is good, who is my soul I read two Shakespeare mind you


are you for real, are you for real, oh-my-gosh you know what's sauna is right, you know he's like


he didn't make them but, !wow! you're so dumb !wow! you just expose all your literary flaws, yep this is it, do you got B for lit I got C


ya I got C or D, you didn't know that, that's why I got so surprised when I got accepted, no you did not get C


you must have gotten lower, why I thought you would gotten much lower since your score was like, good but like something must have pulled you down since you got two As


I thought it would like I don't know didn't think it would bring it down that low, bro I got like C or E, for lit, I got C or D for L I T, are you shocked, that's why that's why you didn't know, that's why I was shock that's why I was shock when they when they when they accepted me I was like okay


but I do, anyway, uh your turn, wait I wanna ask


what's your favorite genre, actually I know all these answer never mind I take back


Hip-Hop


what about rent, I don't even know what rent is about, I knew this I actually knew this, favourite movie of all time


hard fast, favourite comedian


I hate how I know all the answers


oh-my-god, oh-my-god


favourite female actress, but like do you really love her for acting when we're referring to Anne-Hathaway, for her acting though, in where


that shouldn't be the first movie you are talking about, Devil-Wears-Prada, for her, for her like, actress, I don't know, okay but


uh, favourite male actress, actor actor, favourite actor, !woo! this one I don't know, good question, oh ya sure


what Tom-Hanks, for you, what did he act in that you love, you didn't love, really, okay what other movie is from Tom-Hanks


wait actually he acted in, oh, oh okay, okay


true true true true, uh Atlantis my love, !huh!, there's and it there's a real one who's the guy


oh-my-god I want, I want, who is gonna be the new, oh it's like Spongebob and Elmo


yes, they did, they did, okay, anyways


ya okay, ya


yeah, !aww! I wanna see it, when's it coming out,


I wanna watch it I'm a huge Disney fan guys guys, guys


yep, true do you think it'll be good though, a lot of things could be better with today's technology, wait as in, animated or


nah, K but they could make they could make Atlantis meaning to but, he old what does he have again


Micheal, oh Michael, uh what else


two years, memorable, !woo!, stocker is pretty good, , stocker, movies oh Infinity-War [duh],


infinity wars stoker what else what other movies I still haven't see the Ghibly movie Ghibly, Ghibly I still haven't seen a Ghibly movie


get out is pretty good, not super like man memorable to say, but it was really good, ya because this is sushi


oh do we, oh I didn't know that, oh wait what other movies did I watch


K a lot of things I'm not sure but okay, really, what else


I feel like I'm missing something important, serious never mind, me think I dunno, this year last year I dunno


civil-war have you watched, and the there's another one right, I dunno civil-war I didn't watch, what's Ultron, Iron-Man


Iron-Man, what, oh of course I have, I dunno the I dunno the names I dunno the names, anyway what else


what other questions do you have for me, (ppb) today (ppb) feel like I'm got gotten more done, ya I'm gonna go home


don't even try reading Oedipus right, person you finish up to like, yes Alice the Great and then what time should I go to bed I gotta wake up at six forty five


yes, !huh!, yeah, so, so what just what, oh oh okay so whatever I can get done, ya so scared so much more done, what should I read in the train tomorrow


I said Oedipus, cause that's how it's pronounced, how do you say esophagus


I say like there's another way of saying it, yes, I learn bio too bro, ask them then, this is a whole, accent thing right ask them see what they say


that's why, have you seen the avocado that avocado vine thing, oh-my-god I love it


the and the encyclopedia , a bit it's so funny, it's so funny (ppb)


my favourite I think is the you know the thing, oh-my but that's so funny dude that's really funny right it's so funny oh-my-god, I remember when he just like walks up and then he like he like looks down, and then he starts it I'm like oh-my-god this guy is super I also love the


what's that song it's gotta be me, then it's like he like driving, did you see have you not seen that oh-my-god it's so funny oh wait who sang that song ah, is it it's not Britney right, it's gotta be me


oh, yeah, what no not seen it, I also like the, it's an avocado the thing


uh wait what other ones do I love, I love the guy with the I've got the power of don't know an anime, , right and he's llike


what else I actually love a lot of, look at those chicken, what other ones there there are some really really funny ones, oh ya ya ya ya ya ya ya


oh so sorry, what's that wait there are so many other one, I can't remember


oh-my-god I've never seen it, , gross


oh okay okay okay anyway that's the dadnce yeah, I love the Kermit one where he starts like he's in front of the car so, ya , that was funny uh, let me think wait there's so many other one


I'm thinking, I don't know, Kermit, I want to say I don't care about your damn chicken, or I don't care, I don't know something about his chicken


you know where the one with the cats walking at the car, and then he honks and then he yeah yeah yeah, uh


uh okay wait let me think, oh ya ya ya


I didn't know he's I mean not didn't know just didn't know you know, excuse me


anyway, let me think wait, talking about I I, miss the singing line, oh-my-god it was so good the salmon there was so good


sure my, what there's this other one, no leh there's another one Anna, not her surname is not Clan this time but Anna some starts with C though but after that she went


she went on the not the Voice show went on X-Factor, and then I was like is this trick her and then I was like I think it is I'm pretty sure it is, and she sang ya she sang sang Hallelujah


the fourth or fifth ya is so good so good right, like it cone man, oh is not even feathered cone right


no, I mean like guys can we stop fighting like guys can we just, ya ya ya ya ya ya ya I'll be like god she's so annoying right and then be like she actually said this about you


(ugh) boring, I don't know why I just thought of Poptropica


no Poptropica, Poptropica's so good though, right, you why are you hesitating, but you're supposed to agree emphatically, yes


ah Poptropica's so good I actually wanna play now, nah, did you love Club Penguin, really I didn't know that, do you know what Moshi-Monsters is


oh-my-god #Moshi#-Monsters was like, Jason sent it to me the other day then I was like what, I completely remembered it, right it was so good


no lah, I don't I don't want it enough (ppb), ya actually needed was one enough, we don't we don't want to put in that much effort


I know you're gonna say, moving on, you know what I would love, to be on a baking


oh-my-god would kill would kill, but everyone will be like oh-my-god but we love that you tried to hard, but you didn't you you still sucked,


we're like uh ya well you kinda I mean, that sounded more Irish but okay, are you a kind of dragon prince


I need dragon prince, a lot of, people were like complaining about the animation, and people were like worried like oh people hate it so much that there's gonna like, they already agreed to renew it right


ya lah, I just said lah for the first time


should I guess I guess


ya ya that's what I thought, god he needs to make another Pan's Labyrinth, he needs to make more movies, I need him to make, another Pan's Labyrinth I still think Shape of Water doesn't


not for me at least, I know you did but like, Pan's Labyrinth though, but all that, it will you know all these but Pan's Labyrinth was so damn, stylistically obviously shape of water was like we all we all don't have to say


is like probably the most beautiful movie ever, density content wise, I don't know Pan's Labyrinth is like, I need more


Aquamarine, K I thought of fantasy actually I need more solid fantasy, I actually don't know her name


Jennifer-Anison, oh-my-god the one who's Nancy-Drew Emma-Roberts, that was not her, what Aquamarine


oh I don't know she was in Nancy-Drew, but you see Nancy-Drew right, but Nancy-Drew is so good, so trashy but so and the guy was so cute


is it is it though, really that's pretty specific, you said Disney right


oh okay, I need House-of-Anubis back, I I do, no it wasn't it was actually not, so it doesn't matter come on don't judge me on a budget okay


is not, it's Nickelodeon, Google it fight me, anyway, so House-of-Anubis I need House-of-Anubis back


House-of-Anubis is Nickelodeon I'm just announcing it here, and it was good, who that who all these people, of course Cody-Bangs I know who Cody-Bangs is


oh who's he married isn't he married to someone or isn't he dating someone, I thought he's married or dating such dating someone very popular


ya he alright, you know those like white Latin people, that's a that's a thing, oh I need a Spy Kid


come on, Spy Kids, I also need, Spy Kids was so all three, what's so good, no all three, even is it three is three the one with the princess, what the I don't know which one the one with the ice princess


no false , it's on Netflix, okay I'm gonna go watch it


!wow!, we also need a Larva girl and SharkBoy what, SharkBoy and Larva girl we need it desperately, desperately we need it, actually, and like chick who is married to the guy from


, what is called that band, Big-Time-Rush, she's married to Carlos, your the one showed me right, oh what's her name


no I don't know who (ppb), oh-my-god the chick from Spy Girls is the chick from


ya eh, oh no it's not, but didn't it look super similar, of course wait can I just mention what is that that that new Singapore that one we are talking about


may I just say Maya-Rudolph help produce, yes, ya, bro bro bro, bro bro bro


where is she in ah she's in so many thing, oh it's she, oh who is she ah


oh right right right right right, ya Maya-Rudolph


I know same I was so shocked, wait am I even talking about this movie, ya I am Maya-Rudolph


Jewish African, she looks so Latin, you think so I think she looks right out Latin, uh no what about it snores, ya so doesn't mean (ppb) she can't be Latin


Maya-Khabira (ppb), K, she not married she isn't, no way, oh no, Paul Thomas Anderson who this, what was he doing ah


but he did something, boys drunk love, punch drunk lah, can you fathom drag have you actually heard of fathom drag, you know he came out last year right, but I don't know why you also quite like I don't take him or here


but why though, I thought it was really, but I thought it was really good, true, oh I know Paul Thomas Anderson you know cigarettes and coffee, it's a very it won something it won


no but it literally its like it's twenty four minutes, it won something like it's the known like the short flim, she's dating him, partners two thousand one till present going strong going strong


ya Maya-Rudolph is so good, oh-my-god her mum was really popular, mini repetion


America American singer songwriter, this is her mum, !wow! !wow!


oh god, Jude-Law no no, who, !huh!


is it, is it, oh ya ya ya ya, oh ya her his his father is James-Brolin


well this is his dad so, you think Barbara is hot, when she was young, is the snores right, I think she was so pretty she reminds a bit of , winehouse


I mean, A born girl, I actually don't know what Bond we need Charlies-Angel back, a Star-Is-Born about it's about Barbara


wait are you are you are you , oh no no cause I just like went to Google and it says here Barbra-Streisand talks about Lady-Gaga in stars born


oh should I even look at synopsis of A-Star-Is-Born no right, , ya so, but Barbara was pretty, what do Bond Girls look like


are they


, oh wait actually what are Bond Girls as in James-Bond, ya they pretty


!yay! !yay! !yay!, no, uh Daniel-Craig


but he's so cute, oh he's so cute, how not mean girl she is


you know who she is right, Michelle-William, she's his wife, oh no oh no you just cursed her


is his wife before he die, oh-my-god you literally just cursed her, oh shit, If I knew If I knew you are talking about Michelle-William, I would have slaughtered you already


mad but you just spoke about you also know she's under the Greatest Showman right, !huh!, !woah! !woah! !woah! !woah! critical mistake, critical mistake


also she's in Dawson's Creek and Brokeback never mind, Brokeback, what's it about, still cowboys, oh-my-god this girl I don't even know her name was


no I think so I think so


oh for kid's cousin ya ya


, , wait what do you mean Zendaya what's so what's so weird about it, oh I actually need to pee


no we've got, seven minutes left


!woah!, oh-my-god, how old is his son, just is it, oh


, , excuse me, , and then the encyclopedia , actually you know wrong according to the encyclopedia


, , is like is like oh-my-god these vines I'm gonna gonna go and look for these, , yeah be like


oh we know so much about vine oh-my-god, and be like be like do you know Michelle-Williams, did you just say Michelle, like she's his wife, one day someone just like


why don't you make vine, would you have eventually be a vine, that that that that implies you don't have one now so


you try so hard you try so hard it's so sad you try so hard, he tries so hard to be funny things, and he get so little like, he gets he gets no attention no validation no


like nobody acknowledges his humor, he even tries like the cute emoji thing it doesn't even work he puts like star star star star and just didn't work, not how many, he can't even say ten


you can't even say that, it's not funny


it implies you are funny you said I need some funny content first well that implies you don't have any at all


oh-my-god remember my guest lighted you so hard at Dhoby, oh-my-god, I'm so proud of it gas lighted you so hard, I was like so we were with the other friends serious and, oh what were we doing


oh and then, no we were all like talking and then wait what did I say did I say I go I went to the oh no, I was supposed to say I will miss him when he goes to ns, and I I will you will see then went well our friend went to the washroom


and then I had said it to him that I did miss I will miss him and then when our friend came back I acted like I haven't said anything at all, and like our friend was completely convinced that I didn't say anything, she was actually she was convinced really convinced for awhile


, and then like when when when my friend , when my friend's back was facing, him I was like sticking out my thumb at him, it was so good it was my best probably my gaslight


and he was like shouting he was so angry I was like, good shouting, of course, where's the stack, is that a stack


I think this is the stack, it's the biggest eh, what is a deal maker in your search for a partner, next (ppb)


nothing, give some money to my dad give some money to charity, uh give some money for friends and family, move out,


of the country, meaningful I always have meaningful conversations with Misty


my friend Misty, nevermind I said her name anyway, , then, whose Lim-Pei, what's Lim-Peh, yes, oh what


why would you say, Lim-Peh, what nicknames do you go by which is your favourite helli, eh it's your, you know why it's your favourite cause it's the only one, who calls you mun


helli, helli helli, helli helli, who is your hero nah never mind, oh I've got too many switch


pick it up, [oh] we're done


okay can, okay, so what kind of picture do you have is it different very from pictures, cause I would, totally different picture from


ya I kind of show you mind you kind of show me yours, uh yes, so I can see some of the influences already it's a, Picasso-esque, it's a it's a


it's a beach do you have a beach, okay, the water, (ppb) be more succinct


be a bit more succinct, yes I do do you have man fishing, yes do you have a shark, my left to your left


learn to drive with Paul are you learning to drive with Paul, dude (ppb), they tricked us


sorry i have to do it in English only I'm so my bad one, it's food shack, food shack


no this one Joe her you don't know Joe (ppb), where, why learn to drive with Paul, this Joe gets around, eh they sell, shellfish and lobster


crayfish shell shellfish and lobster, it's an ashtray, wait how many windows, nine panel the door


a window on top, the old bag and her, pretty little thing


old woman old guy blue shorts, oh yes she does, she reading a magazine with a green thing, yes blouse slippers ought to do it


my guys has more fashion sense so that's four, ya, I do have blue and white umbrella they have a red stripe white, you don't even know what I was gonna say


Aisha, it's in my heart, it is it is a beach chair


brown hair, yes and she's bald green stripe, green with slighter green


it's a lighter green is it not, is she sitting on a watermelon, for beachcombing eleven am


top bottom my bottom right it says there's a sign that says beach combing eleven am, what does yours say, yes


(ppb) I don't want to objectify women so I can't, ya there's a blue eh no I mean there's a red and a white ant, red end and white end


oh clap hand is ugly, she's wearing turquiose, (ppb) is he wearing green, oh he's wearing green


green green shirt olive, yes, is he wearing blue shoes, ya red wine, one sup, red wine


turquoise, ya, sandy blonde, I go out with her, she's kinda cute


I like her tank top, are there three legs are there three legs on that chair, legs on that chair, on that, table, does it say bar


do you have a mustard and ketchup, special offer peach wine


the trash, the drink dispensers my man, what does that mean, what does that mean, what does that mean


two garbage cans, both of them are filled to the brim, so that's nine, is there one garbage one piece of garbage lying on the floor


ya, there's one piece of garbage lying on the floor the trash is there one pink one red one blue, in each trashbin, mine


each inside each trashcan there's like one pink thing one red thing one blue thing, there's a piece of garbage on the floor though, how many do we get


oh, ya, blue hat sandy jacket, all these brown, uh orange-ish


brownish orange, the great, I'm good at this game, , colours the bar, what colour is the bar oh what's the girl what's the girl's slippers what's what's the colour of her slippers


the girl's slippers, mine is purple


is there a muse, hey damn, I have been, okay fine, three


thrift oh-my-god I'm going to murder you, I'm going to murder you, there's no politics, is not a is not controversial it's just the fact they're gonna use this tape, when they when they when they get me in court


, uh, the three fish are there three fish, there is two lives around them each


what's the man finishing is there a line, what a sucker, I mean one of them is two legs and flying rightward and one of them


is he flying leftward down, you know what's okay what what which way is the shark facing, the curved end


oh I'm sorry shark expert galliston, ten, are there two, okay on the food shack on the left, most wall two two lines on top two lines on the bottom, food shack


two lines on top, ketchup on the right, you got me excited I gotta I gotta be honest


you want didn't tell me nothing I'm so sorry, don't touch it, we messed it up, uh !woo! is that wine cup filled to the brim, filled halfway, ah dang it


is he wearing sunglasses, yes, I can't it scribbles but there's a green man, yup


yup that sounds about right, oh the floral pattern I don't have are there five, great, oh you blind blind


oh you blind


on the radio there's two dials, one speaker, one FM am thingy one antenna, uh right, oh oh oh crave the the the sign beside the food shack ya, it's it's uh


light blue purple lavender, yes, does that have does it have a, squiggly ocean line at the bottom, ad like an ad


Gary, yes, uh, dead all of them are face, so two of them uh dang it


yes, yes and then the other one facing the same side, North Shore Golf Club colour, North Shore the golf club, North Shore Golf Club thats what it says right


oh no the arrow sign, oh that was the first one I pointed out, what colour is it what colour is it


linings of the bar door white, the trim you mean, beach beach, yes beach umbrella, three green three blue three white


hey I'm bad at this game, which one, left


up is right, three, yes, rectangle


at the top right of the photo there's just sea for me, beside the bar on the right of the bar, !aww! man what if, bad at this game how many have we found ten, uh okay


red, wine is, W bottom left, yelling at me I'm Jack


you're Amy and I'm Jake, and we're in love, don't top the thing, I'm joking we're not in love, she's in love with me and I reject her advances that's also a joke


oh oh oh watermelon ball, three men, two green I mean, no, in the middle of my ball


she's sitting on top of the ball, yes, it doesn't, you never mentioned it


okay are there two notches in the middle of the see saw, like two cartoon scratch marks, the girl's hat, brown with white trim, let's see


uh are there two indents on the see saw where the seats would have landed, nope, the bottom left to top right


, damn it how did you how did you miss out on that crucial detail, the beach umbrella is there a blue top, one sock man


does his sock have a stripe, I mean ya, they probably found a really hard one ya


is there anything at the top left of your inverter, , is there anything beside the food shack [loh], food shack, pay attention pay


attention, I don't talk too softly, do I actually talk too softly, ideal, this is ideal


what, say it to my face, look me in the eye, into the windows of my soul, she didn't look at me in theirs


they probably not going to listen to it they probably going to fit in into some software, but maybe they will listen to it, hi, welcome to my YouTube channel, remember to like comment and subscribe


I've watched her videos for so long, no I'm a fan, yes, yes


!wow! look at you, four red stripes three white stripes on the chair, the sandals the man old man is wearing


they got stripe, how many hairs does he have on, kill me if even become really bad


you need to quit bumping that thing, okay , oh oh oh, yes


okay the the dude, I'm Jufro, Jufro, uh does he does he have both arm shelves, I mean it both, does it the the the arm rest, does he have both of them


one of them is missing right, dang it, two, legs on her chair, three legs on him, what if you drew this picture


uh facing right, uh yeah, look a bit of a guard he looks like an alien, does he have a belly button, a nipple


singular, yes, right, say where's the fisher looking


uh learn to drive, we covered this this is a second thing learn to drive with Paul the rate


red, uh, green, wait wait wait ya green, food shack, says it says food shack, so there's a foot track okay the front facing one of the foot track two lines on top two lines below


the front facing one of the foot tracks with the windows, next to the windows there's two lines on top two lines below, are they all connected, no the one is not, one of the top one isn't connected right


I thought you were good at this game, I have contributed so much, ya get me a drink or water because I


please sir may I have a drink of water, during what, is behind my back, I feel like we exhausted everything


two legs on the seagull, two legs, on the seagull, one of them is all white


is there a line around the


bar building, like in front of the bar, do you need a big strong man to open it for you, it's not oh it's actually no it's not it's not controversial then you are you are just weak


womanly power, okay !wow!, okay that's my bus and, run with


black wedding


I was abandoned by my parent, is there a bottom, parting it at the, food shack door, the two doors right there's a little line at the bottom, it's on a plate


it's on a grab, yep there you go, oh-my-god, what what what (ppb) I let it be known we give up


maybe you counted wrongly maybe you honestly counted wrongly, it's this you dumb idiot


like play the tape, let's let's rewind the tape, play the tape again, hi five, soft five five, gentle, we hi fived


yes we did, small, okay I'm gonna ask you a question, how, how did you know when to let go of someone


elaborate how how elaborate is there a, is there a story behind this, yes uh, why is that, what's the commitment issue here


is there a reason behind that, is there an underline issue, we got time to spare lady, no choose one your turn to ask me


okay, what, so there was this girl named Eunice, who asked me out of the blue, Tess you don't have to call me out like that


so there was this girl named Eunice, called me out of the blue to ask me out on a date, she was my secondary school, friend kind of she was a friend I knew her and we were necessarily friends, we were necessarily friends I just


ya more acquaintances I maybe said hi to her once or twice we maybe talked but I mean she liked video games, right so she was, I and I love video games so already like you know it was pretty all right, like it's a step above like normal like acquaintances that I have


and so, by the way is this this looks dumb right, the strap on, anyway, so there called me out of the blue, and just decided to go on a date with me


and she was gushed gushed about me the whole time, she was she was very very very, she just she had very high praise for me, she said basically, hillman, that's exact quote


hillman, you're the coolest person I've every met, she said that verbatim yes, see you are the you have the coolest friends I, she said that verbatim, hillman you're the coolest person I've ever met which is false


I'm not the coolest person anybody has ever met, would you like to, okay anyway, and it was very awkward I had sushi with her,


it was cheap sushi it was great, a dollar twenty five (ppb), I don't know I was, just spoils out out, I'm not rich I was born to poor parents in a poor family


is not controversial, what's it related to, what yeah, no there's no controversy there, so , I took her to kino, after


Kinokuniya the book shop, after, our date, after the date, well it was still on the date technically, and I showed her a bunch of books and her book recommendations were terrible and the night was really awkward cause I have to call this I had to call rachel


I had to (ppb), I had to call her, to help rescue me, she swooped in, in shinning armor and like a knight in shinning armor she's, she's no it's not


it's not a word is not a word, am I a part of this, and and she just she just, made up and excuse with me to go home with her and not with Eunice


and I never texted eunice again, and I've never spoken to her since, and that was the worse date I've every been on, so far I mean, what counts as a date you know, is it just


a guy, is it just a guy and a girl going out, because then we've been on many date, we've been on several dates, we've been, date we've a date today


this is a date technically, two hours talking to each other in a room, it's a great date, it's a pretty good date it's a pretty good date


okay, more, more card, more card, my turn, Spice of Life what do you like to eat what do you most like to eat in the whole wide world


fried chicken, oh no did I take two card


is it in French, I said French, that doesn't imply class, I'm sorry I just want it to be clear, you went to


meaningful conversation, I'm just too funny yes my


in Jurong ya, I turkey there, remember went to Jurong, then Kino we went to Jurong to see the Kino, the Kinokuniya, and I have, (ppb) you don't even remember


!wah! this is how you found this out, oh-my-god I just thought you know about it, I like the thick fries


I guess, main I guess ya, oh you fake


that's true, what kind of mac and cheese


what was the last mac and cheese you had, years you haven't had mac and cheese in years


no we've (ppb), no no no no no we'd had a mac and cheese, Somerset, that mac and cheese was great


I mean after this we're gonna have, twenty buck


oh the truffles, I don't remember what she said


continue, thought it was amazing, it was pretty dang amazing


and nobody asked that question, I didn't (ppb), that wasn't meaningful, we're doing a YouTube collab get it straight, you have to ask me this question lah


oh, but when I was a young boy, fine fine fine fine fine we won't get into my whole life history, , don't know if you notice listener, but we are


I am, funny, sometime, most of the time actually, I'm pretty funny, see see that's a joke right that but that joke that joke she stole from me, she stole that joke


it's call inspiration, nope inspiration, do you think, I did not call our old Literature teacher, rest in


scaving indigment it's a A general term B a code from a show, i'm sure, okay I wasn't making a joke then, (hmm), anyway I am funny that is value I bring to other peoples' lives I make


your life would be less red without me, you tell me now's the time for meaningful conversation look at me, now's the time for meaningful conversation look at me, look


I am funny I make people smile, and that's a great value to bring to anybody's life, so what happened to meaningful (ppb), cause you make it joke joke joke, you make it joke jokes, I am kind


I am not rich, and that is why she will not accept me for who I am, I'm going to ask you a question now , cloud burst when did you last cry I can answer this question for her,


last week, last week, you cry a lot, you cry kind of a lot, how dare you, I cry


(ppb), are you going to make fun of Simon, are you going to make fun of Spiderman


I didn't say Spiderman, play back the tape, play back, a gay


didn't cry, no he's not dead, yours you'll saw those side photos from the second Spiderman movie he alive


he is a, he's alive, uh no I'm getting sad thinking about it, (ppb), I'm not going to cry now, look at them there look at them there


I didn't cry, I didn't cry, he's coming back though, I don't know what your words your words have no meaning they're different almost a multiple times, thank you very much, multiple times did you said to tell us


well yes that's true but, you cry a lot, you cry over a lot of things


did you cry over school, did you cry over boys, did you cry over family, did you cry at sad movies


I cry at sad movies and family, that's it, he is he is family I mean it's a sad movie, come on it's not a boy


he is a man, he is a man then we call him spider boy thank you very much, a man give him the next card give him the next damn card


nope I am taking that heart, to have and to hold how important is marriage to you, that's an interesting question


oh we should start a podcast, thank you, how do you feel about marriage


I mean marriage isn't just the paper though


like since the dawn of time, uh the idea I'm sure the idea of marriage never existed until I mean, not recently, ya


does marriage is marriage important to you, how important is it


that's not mutually exclusive to the, concept of marriage, it's not, the whole thing about marriage unless I think is the vow right to have and to hold


till death do us part, but, ya but having another person in that mix doesn't mean you are of due part, as in just because, this till death do us part, that's the death to death till death that's the only thing that came


part the two of you right, so I'm saying any other circumstances, you can still end the circumstance without parting, consent, is mutual, like what what do you what were you saying about spending your life with one single person


I'm and I'm saying you don't have to, get married and still have to spend your whole life with this one person, I guess ya I guess you can be married and it still doesn't matter I mean ya you can be like


oh so much, so much money


people do things, that's, that's messed up ask me a question now


say you need to give your disclaimers before I start my, define, what kind lah


yes, my god what, do it, I mean as much as you can be when your, fifteen and, you've never had proper friends or any sort of romantic relationship


and you don't really know what being treated well is like, well what however whatever version of, love that is at fifteen that was what I was I would say I would confidently say that, I mean


I have I ever been in loved I guess the implication is romantic but, oh no wait, that's your question this question is, how do you know you, no as in you ask me, have I ever been in romantic love


ya I know this that question I thought the question was


define partner then, cause what if I'm, asexual, I'm sorry, what If I, have a, I'm sorry I'm sorry


I mean, listen no no, no, let's be clear there's nothing between us, there's nothing (ppb) romantic between us, no I'm trying I'm going to go into the stories so if you would respect


Rachel we got time, we got time, I we don't have finish it, I love you, clearly


begrudgingly, right, but it's, different, I !hey! respect, fine


fine, how would you know you're truly in love with your partner, I don't know I don't know what, I that's what I want to say because, dying for somebody is an easy choice to make I'd die for any of my friends, like no hesitation for any any colleague that I work with I would die for them on the spot


I guess, no no if if you love somebody there would be no choice to make, If I the the choice will be obvious or your partner will support you I guess it's when you start to decide to live, your life for them


like you consciously make changes in your life to, be with them ya, to include them in your life, like attitude change or maybe you move somewhere or something


what makes it harder as oppose to a friend, when I mean a romantic, a romantic partner in implication is, it's more commitment, as in, yes, If I had a girlfriend I would spend more time I would have to spend more time with her anyway


no I only have to pay taxes and die but, then if I'm saying If I had a girlfriend I would spend more time with her than you, A because I want to B because


I mean, I don't know when you have a romantic partner it's exciting, right and it's supposed to be your best friend you wanna spend more time with them, and you're my best friend but the thing is, If I had a romantic partner the ideal will be that they my best friend I also I you know get to smooch all over them


which is more exciting that whatever friendship, relationship shouldn't be stressful, they can be stressful if external, things happen


but I feel like the dealing of a relationship with another the other person shouldn't be a stress factor, you shouldn't be stressed out by your girlfriend boyfriend or whatever


relationships are not stressful, they are not supposed to be stressful, you are


ya the you can they want you to make time you want to make time, uh the dog they they they they got me oh no like, ya you take they got you they yeah that's fine you wanna be there ya


alright next question let me ask you then, let's just move on from love, love love and love, do you enjoy doing do you enjoy doing chores which is your most and least favorite chore


you are a chore, what's your most, uh dished are gross


dishes are gross, I think dishes like I don't like cleaning people's food, I don't doesn't matter I don't want your screws


what do you like the most though, (ppb), you don't you don't you said you don't do many chores, why is that


privileged, no there's nothing wrong with that, I'm gonna to void this controversial topic, my favorite chore is folding clothes cause I don't have to think


thank you I never knew uh this person gets so many feelings about chores, you have a lot of feeling, why do girls have so many feeling, girls are complicated, oh it's a normal volume you can't say shit


you can't say nothing, I say bad word, !woah! !woah! !woah! !woah! !woah! !woah! !woah! what's the question, no, no, no you have to give me you have to you have to see me you have to let me see it


, oh no, I wait, I mean it would create meaningful conversation


the oh, oh (ppb) , why


that's not a personal information it's a name, hold on I just got text, I'm not, where does it say that, oh


, who do I want to get to know better, okay I mean from work, I work, at I mean I'm doing ns, uh my position is unique


I'm not going to say what exactly I do cause that kind of classified, which is a very weird thing to say, why, what, what


it's not it's not personal, I could be it's not personal information, are you not, I mean I don't I don't that's not that's not that's not in the notes a anyway


Rachel, god, it's just, it's just it's it's just an office, it's basically office work, with a vanilla twist or whatever, I don't know


I, I don't know who I like to get to know better there's several, there is a new guy at my job, and he seem like a very cool guy


honestly in ns, the the the idea of bonding with somebody was gonna be, gone before you, it's not depressing per say, but, you come in with the expectation so you don't really


unless you have a really strong bond you don't really try to come in with a, you know you don't try to


so, you have acquaintances you know, you have acquaintances, do you try to get to know them, you know just as a just as a like


true does it like make you, actually like, double your efforts on trying to talk to somebody, exactly, so I'm unless I feel the need to, unless something draws me to them there's no reason for me to go, seek somebody out


(ppc), in a fiber what personal trait do you like most about yourself, do you love mores like yourself, yes we're gonna do this I feel like we have to get it


hey I wasn't start a podcast after this Rachel I just wanna let you know lah we're gonna start a podcast after this, that's


okay that's very admirable I admire that about you, what trait, kidding, I'm kidding yes I would agree I would agree with that assessment


your, !woo! I don't know about that, I don't know about that Rachel


you guess you're very your, when when they're not intimidated by you people who approach you generally have a good time


cause you're pretty and intimidating and your face is like to that of a devil, I also think people just don't approach people who wear a lot of makeup, unless they're the type of person who also wears a lot of makeup


you can't, you can't, but I think just in general people don't do that, because people who wear makeup are A prepared, B look look good, generally, If I would see somebody with full face of makeup at seven am


you gotta wake up at five am to do that kind of stuff, I do not I respect that person and I would never approach them, mine good enough, I wake up thirty minutes before I have to leave, not even, sometimes, sometimes I wake up five minutes before and I take a quick quick shower and then leave


this takes effort, and that I I'm scared of that, I think ya I think I I think you did pretty well


I didn't even think I like most about you is the the first one you said which I wasn't paying attention to I'm kidding, it's my turn first oh no wait, it's your turn to ask a question, I start to get deep dude, it's time to get deep


well I didn't learn shaving because my dad never taught me how to shave, because my dad wasn't a, together with my family


eating, eating dinner, dinner movie we go out to like parks and stuff, ya we do, ya we walk around, uh I would cycle and stuff uh


I mean just because you have none of it, I don't share my entire life with you dude, okay, I don't like your tone there, ya dinner I like food everyone loves food anything food is great


anything food together with your family is great, and I just it's fun it's just a, fun activity to do it's classic classic American family, it's just the, MS<, yeah, so my turn, which literary character do you most identify with


I mean after this uh what love interest from, great gasby go, I will octopus wrap, mine would be easy


but you know dears, okay let me try another one


name your favourite place you've been to what is it significant


entire universe, you've been to the entire universe, you've been, to other continent, to more than two continents, I've been to one


raw yolk


I though it was just milk, it's not that lah you're louder most of the time when you start your


I did not know that


that's the, very cheap, oh wait just for the truffle fries I thought you meant for the whole thing, oh dang oh no, so you are high flyer then, what happen


how don't I know it, whole acres, !woah! !woah! !woah! you had beer


is it sad


do you think it has anything to do with the friend


that's fair, that's fair nostalgia is a good factor and, other people lah, sure, we could really make a podcast out of this, oh yes, nah don't don't need to ask


ya I don't have a good answer for that, for context I have not met many romantic prospects so the romance questions are, bad, I'm ready, what would I change about my life now alright so first things first gotta cash in


cash right the <EX2>fuck</EX2> freak in, so I'm gonna start a Kickstarter, kickstart my entire rest of my life, rat gonna race uh yes, I'm gonna tell everyone hey I got one year left I wanna fulfill all these thing


and people will be sympathetic because, it's been done before, people have actually done this before, and and and, so, with the funds with the twenty million I got from that, I'm an ambitious guy


uh, okay so first of all, I'm gonna I'm gonna make a a a documentary out of it, , outta my one year left


I'll I'll make a documentary out of it, people people love that, yup and and and, , uh ya that's pretty much it just give me two, just give me twenty mil to make a documentary, you don't wanna donate to me you personally


you don't wanna date donate to me, you're my best friend you wouldn't donate to my one year left, I mean I people would donate to me I just wanna make twenty mil


yes, what do people who have cancer, do people have do who have cancer make documentaries


uh no , no okay so so I'll go round, first, first on the list, I wanna see the northern lights, did you just call the greatest


greatest display on earth, boring, you know what air air is stereotypical oxygen is pretty stereotypical, you're pretty basic for breathing idiot


anyway first up Northern Light, !baam! maybe I find god there maybe not, uh not gonna talk about that cause that's controversial anyway, uh, northern lights, second Japan, it's all the way down


straight to Japan cause Japan I've always wanted to visit Japan, cause of the cherry blossom trees it looks great, I'm not web


I'm not a weeb [duh], I I do not enjoy anime, anyway, anyway, Japan beautiful landscapes and cultures, and, then, ya just sort of tour around the world


meet the interesting peep, oh okay I would, love to see, okay Japan, New-York


right right there, that's cool, what do you want to name the mouse, Oliver, Oliver Bon Quesha, why


I'll catch the mouse, you don't think I'm going to catch the mouse you don't think I'm going to catch the mouse, that's true, next New-York, because a, I love


, , I, I I I wanna see Broadway please, first of all and they will let me because I'm dying, I would want to meet Lin-Manuel-Marinda


hundred percent, I would want to meet Lin-Manuel-Marinda, uh, so, Japan New-York


you just ask me for my top three right because I'm gonna tour the entire world, , I think, probably, uh some mountainous I wanna see


I kind of wanna say the Alps I kind of wanna say Swiss, I mean Sound-of-Music is, ya but that's not top you know


I would love to see more mountains first, ya but, I don't know somewhere more Swiss Alps than, goats, sheep, and then after that I tour to work


dude I meet, I meet Lin, alright Lin-Manuel-Marinda first person I meet, I would hundred percent go see Florence and the Machine, I would die,


oh ya you did you will cut my life span real short, , dude If I die at a Florence concert I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I go straight to heaven,


oh ya, next one, do you what do you really wanna do this, can you take this away, I can't believe it


describe the most embarrassing moment of your life, exclusive (ppb)


(uh huh), Pontianak


, oh-my-god I never have that is it, why did not told me


oh no oh no, why, oh-my-god


oh, oh no, oh, no, my most embarrassing moment, I don't have a lot of embarrassing moment so I don't really


I don't get embarrassed much, uh probably when I was at, your house oneparty and you left me alone in, the room with your godsister, and I start it, I actually I was proud of her for being so pretty


and I complimented her how pretty she was several times, I was really proud of her to be to be, fair, and and she was very pretty she's so pretty


she's so pretty, !woo!, !woo! that's a great I wouldn't say it's my want, my other one is pretty cool like the Harry-Potter one


I have a I have a Harry-Potter wand the elder wand I got from, the first, that mean it I the first friend I made in my J C


we were great friend, I would really like Alex if she was in my, I would be great friends you really want have, they gave me a elder wand for my birthday, which was weird because we only knew each other for about


a week a week two week, before, oh no I saw the receipt, was like Forty One


and, I was really shocked and like, cause, I mean okay I didn't know them, I was and also nobody really done like anything, impromptu or like surprising me on my birthday


so far it's only Rachel, I feel like we established that at this point, hi welcome welcome to my YouTube oh my name's Hilman, now now you introduce yourself


okay so then you know it's just nobody's done anything for me, I mean I haven't ask her the question, okay, anyway I've just, my most pride


possession, probably, it's I was to ask her cause that book, means a lot to me, I love that book, and she did give it to me which is so self congratulatory about


I, think it might be, no I'm trying to, think about what I mean I guess the photo of three of us, no but


she'd give it to me, ya and it's the only, you mean it's not even the photo of the three of us it's me, Rachel, and our other good friend Syriete, and two other people whom she just


cancel out with marker, I mean it's the only existing photo good, decent photo of the three of us, they refused to take nice photos, and, ya it's my most prized possession I love it I love these two people


next, so give me the file, describe the perfect date


hey you want to go Fort Canning later, you want to go Fort, kiss her the cheek


time travel easy as pie I can do everything with time travel, I would wake up discover, wake up discover I have time travel pause time go back to sleep, when I wake up it's still that same time


I got I I got time to do anything I want, so I just go about my day normally, go about my day normally maybe I don't feel like taking the train today pause time gonna walk all the way, just walk walk to work that's how long does it take doesn't matter when I get tired sure just pop in steal a drink nobody will notice


maybe I'm bored, poop fast forward, and then, maybe maybe !woo!, you know maybe I'll go on a date, I have an embarrassing conversation !woo! that sucks rewind time conversation didn't happen


I'll try it again maybe if I'm bored I'll rewind it all the way, try to change World War Two I don't know who cares, yeah, I would I would I would honestly with time travel I would I'd do a lot of horrible things that happen to a lot of people


I've thought about this so much I've thought about this so much, love time travel just the sleep aspect, right, yes waking up in the morning pausing time then going back


that's amazing, alright uh my turn, who or what irritates you, present party excluded


who or what, ya you do


you do a lot, so you're saying you were a hypocrite


when, the consequences of the thing aren't as big as you think it is, when it's manageable but you, are very, you make a big fuss out of


your turn ask me a question I have loads of answers, question question question question question question


I'm helping, deaf or disabled people, deaf people, deaf people mostly but disabled people in general, I love sign language I'm learning sign language I would love to learn more, but learning sign language is expensive she's making, fun of me


for being, interested, and engaged in helping the god damn community, hey you can't see it in sign language I'm cursing you or not, wait hold on wait F nope F


I would devote, crazy amount of time


for your last meal who, what would you eat and who would you eat with, consistent consistent girl I like that


because, I'll have a burrito as my last meal, burrito is everything, you can have anything in a burrito and it's still a burrito


would you eat with, say say god


my favorite my oh I've been waiting I say the cards I say the substance interesting one, I wasn't looking at the list, my, my , my last meal would be exact home cook


from my mum, spicy chicken bread, no I didn't no I didn't I didn't translate the whole cook


Singlish, ya your turn you ask me a question, what is it what is it, what are my top three children's names


super important, to me, oh no, oh no, cause I have deep rooted issues about fatherhood, and the own


you're making a face and I don't appreciate it, see because it's just I don't know having a child to me is like the ultimate, starting


if it is what, what you know, ya, obviously obviously, obviously If I had a child I wouldn't do it out of self interest, how do I know how do I know I would consciously try to


no as in, no but the obviously if and when I have a child I would, do everything I could to make it the best for them, and not just, vicariously I mean listen


if and when I have a child, maybe hopefully my issues will be solved and if it's not, I know I'm gonna try my best to make it, their best their lives the best it can be


okay, well I I mean I can't do anything about it what, and if and if I'm trying my best to give them the best life then, you know forget about it bro


one paper history A levels, I was, I mean is it hard if you don't know what you're doing , I had no, clue what I was doing in econ, and thus not difficult what did I get for econs E


yeah so uh C, yeah, did you actually, no, you studied so hard


history I was going on about, zero point five hours of sleep, because I was, stressed and nervous to sleep, so I just been studying the whole night


oh I was literally falling asleep mid sentence, like I would be writing, and then it was just, I I literally it's just black out for a second and then the the the the the line would go from