think is like that lah, then go travelling, correct oh-my-God that's my dream man that's super super my dream, oh-my-God I've, I feel like a DJ right now, I I I wanted to create the DJ DJ website you know, ya later I tell you


treasure hunt, if you could be a Karang-Guni, man what will you want to collect


If I If I will be the Karang-Guni I will collect , yeah they but yeah they they take from people they give the people money, like maybe five dollar, then they sell it at a higher price, yeah


ya that's why, I think If I were be to be a Karang-Guni I would collect, plus sized clothes, cause I'm plus sized , big sized clothes lah and then I will sell it or what some some someone


tell your mum


is legit ~ly afraid of cockroach guys, lizard I can catch a lizard with my bare hands, better why you don't like lizard, oh okay kay kay so what are you afraid of


actually actually that's the worst nightmare, correct correct yeah yeah yeah true true true true, first come first serve, what will you kill for in Singapore


spend fifty dollar and you get free make-ups I will kill for that, yeah


Pokemon cards


I like, uh recess time I like, I don't really play, but if if no you are the one who call it but actually most of the time I will play soccer, yeah, the boys always like eh


lets play soccer then I'm like okay lets go then I always


Teh Bing eh give five man I always order uh Teh O Bing also, ya Teh Bing auntie <mandarin>一个: yi ge</mandarin> Teh Bing I will say like that, even if Indonesia also I will go there and ask for Teh O Bing oh, their Teh O Bing is very sweet


my dream ah, I want all the make-ups, for that day, okay kay okay then


then I should be like , allow my grandchildren, to grant their their study


how the hell should I know she half half for us what, never mind I do more okay, upgrading works, which aspect of old Singapore do you miss the most, anything ah do you miss about the old Singapore


what what do you miss about, during your times, last time they have but today they don't have, for me okay for me last time


two dollars I can buy a plate of rice, a cup of drink but now two dollars you can buy what sia


ya Nasi-Lemak one dollar fifty cent two dollars now, more than that I think, pioneering generation, what can you do to help the elderly poor


if you can ah, for me I think I would go to their house and clean their house


cher cher one plus one is what, the teacher who made the biggest difference in your life


eh I'm a troublemaker like skip school, smoke in the toilet , ya ya and then beat up kids that's me then I think, then after that my teacher make me the school president, ya means I


then my from there I change like, like I need to show good some examples, get you, okay, return your tray


what can you do to help the uncles and aunties clearing tables, yeah lah true


but some people say eh but they got pay what they get pay to clear our tables what, but they're old right, yeah pay also also not not much I think four hundred five hundred like the


Lobang ah, I think that Lobang, the best Lobang I had was , working


I think, that time per hour they're offering, yeah that's the best Lobang I mean I work three days I earn eight hundred, three days eight hundred isn't that good


you don't have ah Lobang, you got ah you got your nose Lobang what, generation gap, what's the biggest similarity or difference between your generation


and your parent's generation, I don't think so during our generation we can pierce there pierce there


err you're louder lah, you're loud person ah, yeah I think for my generation gap different is thinking, our parents, think this way we think that we, like, for them is not safe for us is safe, like we know what we're doing but actually yeah think that's the difference lah


last question from you


like, think for me , ha ha ya ya advice for you, please do not like, Lepak eh you know you know what's Lepak mean chilling at the the MRT walking side


at the pathway OMG, ya making out at at at public I mean okay we don't mind but this one, America America can lah, Singapore would judge one Singaporean say !ee! no shy one ah why not lah go get a room confirm like that one


ya for me advice to the foreigners is please behave yourself with, ya that's the thing, that's the thing that's the worst law every cannot smoke in our own house that we are paying


ya I mean we go to your country we don't even complain you know, your countries some of you guys are like super free country like, can smoke weed, can can can, can go club


ya it's true okay my last question, Kaypo, Kaypo what's the most busybody thing you've done, what have you Kaypo about


like Machiam, eh mo mo ah you know or not this girl ah she wear pink underwear you know like that, like you know Kaypo Kaypo eh mo mo you know or not this girl ah got boyfriend ah but still flirt with other men


even though it's not your problem do you ever do, got right think most of us ah, so what what what what what you Kaypo about, it's here lah this is common in Singapore


carpark stair err staircase, think the Muslim are capable about, okay that's all so like let's talk about life


life great man I mean look at me now, next year I'm gonna be joining ITE, yes, you will be in deep ship wherever you go I I'll report to your mummy


to your mummy okay, two more years you're, like eighteen, I two more years will be twenty one


you shut up okay I'm enough to get GST money, do you get do you get no right okay that's the most exciting part when you're twenty one you got GST money but more responsibilities lah


I I don't know, I don't know, err really oh-my-God, so


hi I also don't know okay do you have a girlfriend before, never, okay I can be yours, I mean you're younger than


but you know my my aunt, he her husband, four or five years younger than, so example your your


but they they they married for like eight years nine, you know age doesn't matter when, but serious lah you never had a girlfriend before, but you so handsome, handsome cher okay like no girls like trying to hit on you like hey hey hi you handsome mah


to say you're handsome, okay that's great


err oh-my-God oh-my-God that's so funny, do you when I start school, ya then then after that , by my mum


then like, what you smoke I knew it my mum like that oh so you knew already lah then she know already that I smoke


ya I gonna talk your father my step father no please please please don't don't then you said okay if you don't want me to tell you then keep, ya then like, then like okay here you go two stick like take lah take that time was like


cigarette was cheap last time, ya, you know the L M N it


ya ya ya ya now all very expensive, what are other things that you haven't do in your life, you no girlfriend


I am sure you're virgin, some people no girlfriend but they are not a virgin, that one that's mean they like they they they hit up on a girl and just fuck and go


this, boy is, so, holy man, okay, what else do you havent do you never had a tattoo I have


he's praising himself, I'm yeah yeah yeah true true true true so you never done drugs, clubbing


hello I went to club when I was sixteen okay, because I don't look like my age, yeah true when you told me that


true people say I'm, I wanna slap them right in the face okay I'm only like nineteen they said I'm, so what's your dream


where got people Kaypoh I want to know what's, ah lah easy what


what happen, very rare for a father to, what will you think


ya our own path our own decision, is like , got to be a sad sad life, you know what I mean, okay let's have some fun


I'm gonna choose a card, stories what was your most interesting classroom experience


okay that's, okay that's what I'm expecting actually sexually, okay why why why why why why why why why why why why, so you get to see, then, oh-my-God you're so weird why sex


then they do anyhow lah can't, actually , the most also for me is sex


sex education, I get to learn, ya ya ya mine mine was, first we mix then after that we separate


when comes to the sensitive part, ya I like the part where, we know, how, sperms, come out, actually that's the most interesting part I've ever experienced serious serious serious serious


then after that , then PE also I like PE, physical education it was like, but I don't like running when my teacher ask me to run, err okay everybody err we got two point four kilometer run


and I'm like cher, my leg ah like I think sprain ah but actually, M C lah ask parents to write letter lah !aiyo! okay choose choose choose choose choose choose


okay we also thought the same thing


we wish that cigarettes are free, no ah I mean okay lah not only cigarettes lah, for girls we wish that make-ups are free, bras panties, contacts


I think, shoes ah, ya, I mean why must we spend a lot on make-up say should be free ya kay let me choose my card


what is the last movie book or song that, really made you think, ya


I never watch that what's that about, oh is it the sick guy and the sick woman, no no no right


oh I I don't know ah that movie, I think for me it's a song, you know the song that your mum open for me, call my name or what's my name


ya I I I think that song is quite, nice, and and and it made me think about my ex , who cheat on me


stupid ex, ya I know right, oh-my-God my-god, okay sorry sorry sorry


come again, if you could relive a moment of your oh, I I would relieve my stress, my past, I want to relive it all like, that you know, ya


ya my turn , this is fun, not that tension, creative you can take anything from modern day with you on a one way trip into the past


what do you take and, to when do you go, I will take iPhone, to the past, err to the past like maybe to


the iPhone eight especially, to, two thousand, two thousand ten, ya , because last time no no got the iPhone what ah, ya ya ya that one


annoying iPhone, ya can take better quality pictures, but I'm not a iPhone fan though, ya but soon I'm getting an iPhone I wanna try out, iPhone eight thousand two


but I'm getting secondhand so it's about four hundred plus, silly question


what food probably has an, okay you know Kopi Luwak, it's a coffee, that animals do, so this animal


they eat the Coffee Bean and they shit it out and human take the shit wash and make coffee let us drink, Kopi Luwak, uh I forgot what animal is that ya oh sorry sorry I went to Bali that time and I saw their process, ya then I'm like I'm not gonna drink it


I never drink it, it's nice but it's preserved by a shit, will you drink an elephant coffee, or human coffee, I eat Coffee Bean I shit then you take the that one then after that you you you drink my shit you not drinking even coffee


that's the most disgusting thing, silly question also, oh no a zombie outbreak what's your plan of action, the the the middle one is the that one


so , oh no there's a zombie in Singapore lah or anywhere what, your plan or action


okay this is very very very very, okay all, some okay , okay, okay there's a zombie what will you do


yes okay okay then no wonder you're my best friend, ya ya ya you play ah left for dead, oh yes man okay, I I will stand by guns but the problem is Singapore no guns, how ah Singapore no guns ah


uh I think we should stand by our sharp weapons ah , ya then after that we travel first my plan is I will travel first to America, xie xie Guan Lin, I will travel first to America get lots of guns


knife chopper, bazooka you know, Machine Gun grenades, no I like Machine Gun like everywhere, then sniper !ho!


I'm gonna like aim for like headshot , err that's my plan actually, as, okay, this is so fun, enjoy your coffee bro


ya, to be honest


to do drugs without being worried, so much in Singapore like Amsterdam, yeah, very very honest lah to you guys but, yeah that's all that's all I could say, yeah we tell the truth that's the fact


my turn okay my turn then, okay my turn is, no I was holding the the stupid


can I choose, what extra features could you add to an everyday object to make it more interesting, I can fly, I want to fly, why you want to be invisible you so handsome


why you want to be invisible, I just don't understand handsome people they want to be invisible, what the hell, that's how Philippines talk invisible


why you want to be invisible though, or you want to be the walls you mean, I want I want to fly, so that I don't have to use EZ-Link card money


free man, why you say that you bastard you bastard, your turn choose


do I accomplish something that, I've tried accomplishing , stop doing drugs, I'm a drug addict, it's impossible to stop, because I've been taking drugs at such a young age


but it's all about, strong, strong influence, your friends surrounding you have to have friends who don't do drugs, and they will like hey you can do it, clap hands your family is important also


I think that's all lah, yeah I don't do drugs also last time I hate people who do drugs but, I don't know why suddenly I took drugs, err eh you shut up, stories also


what was your I'm not even mad, I'm impressed moment, I think just now in the MRT


you're not mad but you're you're like what the hell, impressed that I can do that right, yeah, hope the MRT know that they are talking so freaking loud


think that's better, I mean it's yeah true they talk so loud don't you think it's annoying sometimes, to talk


when you oh-my-God this is so difficult question, winning at life ah, err when you, strike a lottery four D four D, yeah man or like play soccer with friend then you win that one also winning life what


for us lah why peace, yeah, yeah, play Mahjong ah I like to play Mahjong, my favourite , you laugh so pathetic sia bro, personal


from childhood have you achieved, okay, to be handsome


to be taller, no you don't have a childhood achievement, but have you achieved, now I'm asking you what have you achieved your childhood dream ah


okay actually I my dream is to have handsome boyfriend during my childhood, and I actually I achieved it, actually I achieve it


but, I find that handsome guys no money, number one, and they got small weenie, is


I mean


are you trying to talk about me, you will, I think you will be a, a slow Mory, sloth, you're so slow like you don't know where your going also


your reaction also quite slow, provoking, if humans no longer needed to work to survive what would we do


what the I love this question I wish all this question came through man, if we are not going to work, to survive what will we do, I mean that means everything here is free in Singapore


see how lah for me I think I going to go clubbing, going clubbing free if you will confirm follow me, no lah I mean


I'm I'm going to go clubbing I'm going to go like, sick a free then I I don't have to survive to do anything I will enjoy the Marina Bay Sand hotel I've I've been there before it's quite expensive you know


okay what do something lah everything free so we give back to society, I think everyone will be rich by then because it's free what, personal, why is the


pierce reason that you would dislike some, like Rudy, ya of course what is the peatiest reason that you would dislike someone


you don't know okay next question, a mother err son, a kid who slap his own parent


ya but you dislike them, the the the, the child lah the child the child the child ha ha, okay your next question


I always dream to cruise, to lose weight, but it seems that okay I lose weight a bit I've lost two KG now you know, but then I'm still fat, and then whenever I wanna go for jogging or exercise I will like never go


but you are already fit, only that, uh that's that's that's that's normal that's normal uh, how to lose you sleep come to your house eh Ifan where sleep


eh come to <UNk> Ifan went to sleep, like I never hear lah come to your house eh Ifan where gym don't have, I want to fart, I just did guys


convert in Malay, eh at least Malay they very polite they want to fart they tell, some, ya don't want say you know in MRT especially they just then look at me like like what


oh personal, my turn you already asked me what, in what small meaningless ways have you rebelled, like, what have you ever


do, rebel lah break the rules of your family or what


like you come back different timing, that's the most okay I rebel I run away from home, at the age of fifteen


I was, dosing off again, uh I I was at the age fifteen I run away from home, because I want to enjoy with my friends, at #Siloso#-Beach party, ya but then I was young I was stupid your turn


digging my nose, I mean it's not common for girls, last time, fart is it , oh Jesus, then you get caught


like is it too loud you thought it's gonna be silent


ya lah, for you to cut off ya ya ya, ya I dig my nose then like people caught me then I will like pretend to like you see ah see ah like , like eh


kay is it my turn, thought-provoking, if happiness were the currency of the world what job would generate the most money


I'm gonna learn back Muay-Thai, I used to be in Muay-Thai, so I want to learn that first skill second skill I'm gonna learn, how to be a man, a good man, ya a man serious I want to know how men feels


ya and stuff the third err, skills I would want to learn how to, no lah joking lah I want to learn how to


to be, to be a good person, what about you


so that's the skills that you want to learn lah, okay interesting skills okay mine is personal, what is the hardest thing that you have ever said no to


I ever said no to, ya it was recently, this Deepavali someone offered me drug, and I'm like


surprisingly I said no, like !wow!, ya I'm like !wow! I say no I don't want drugs anymore and that guy was like , what you've been doing drugs for like, five years six years seven years I don't know


is horrible, no drugs, ya, standard, influence for smoking in Singapore is quite high


err I think over the the country also, ya, your question, eh can choose ah I also want choose ah, take one


sorry sorry sorry (ppb) I've been I ever saw my parents have sex, okay you know how, because kay that's the reason why now I sleep in the hall, I don't sleep with my parents in the room so they thought I was totally asleep


but actually I was using earpiece and closing my eye listening to the music then I wanted to go to the toilet, so I I take out earpiece I didn't hear anything then I turn around I saw like, oh Jesus, I don't want to describe lah but I like Jesus, I'm like oh-my-God I'm like oh please I don't want to sleep in this room anymore I'm gonna sleep in the hall so what what do you experience


oh-my-God, actually I quite sleepy


I think talking to our self is quite common I also talk to myself, some people need to like self talk, actually quite nice


silly silly question, choose two food, to leave off, to leave off off for the rest of your life means take a food that you never eat for the rest of your life, why make this question so difficult when you can like said like that


you know gonna eat for those in your life, why, much chilli-#padi# is bae , okay, but seriously love much chilli-#padi#


for me uh I think err none, I love food, as as special but I I no not means non non, non non non non roti nan, I think okay lah I will consider cockroach


err you know, fried cockroach I I will like, chicken, ya, crunchy chicken, I taste grasshopper before


it's quite nice, chicken, ya like chicken skin with that a bit, fishy fishy taste ya is quite nice, eat in Singapore, is in Singapore, Golden-Mile


that's common, ya you just want to stay at home right and sleep, I think now also I come your house also you sleep


I mean Lepak also now a days need money sia, so just stay at home lah correct or not, err conserve our energy ya, okay lah can, okay, so is it my turn or your turn now


my turn let's ask personal question, okay let ask personal question if you found a time capsule, from yourself of ten years ago, I think you will like only seven years old six years old


what would be inside, ya what would be inside, if you found a time capsule, okay you found something, that you keep for ten years already


what would be inside maybe a toy, money ah all all money is it I think for me it will be , stickers, you know last time I like to paste paste sticker ya I think I will find that, (ppb) ya maybe ya


eh your question , [huh] love letter


I don't understand, that question totally, totally don't understand stories what crazy things, did you do as a child, ya I tried ever drink my pee


serious that's the most craziest thing I've ever did during my childhood, drinking my own pee I did I did it taste sucks


the four days lah the taste sucks man, stupid sia (ppb) okay kay kay your your next question


reading people's mind, is useless why you wanna read people's mind, but a good thing is when you you you wanna know that person is lying or not, you can read their mind oh I'm lying blah blah blah blah blah, personnel oh-my-God two card


what is, true about you today that make you, make your child self-disappointed, what is the true thing about you today, that will make your child self child so what is it


!huh!


uh ya I also don't know actually, I mean I don't know what what what what would I regret lah or be disappointed


[orh] okay, when, a guy try to have sex with me, when we just met for the first day, like he start to kiss me, then I'm like oh shit god please help me can you like, police come by or what oh shit so like sorry sorry I have to go bye ya that's the moment


like make like pretend to be holy ah then like oh then the girl will be shy ya


personal, which of your possession holds the most sentimental value to you, I don't understand the question


come again, what part of your personality do you think have changed overtime okay I think my attitude ah I used to be very quiet, I listen to my parents, legit legit my parents also was surprised when I rebel, like what happen why you do drugs why you do tattoo and stuff


I mean that surprised me actually I was very good, I screw up Madrasah you know last time, yeah then I became like this I don't know, yeah but I still have the good in me lah today


dye hair some more, oh really ah, yeah true true true, okay oh, yeah is this is mine so your turn


the most different thing I ever did, other, I don't know eh, I think, I am different from other people ah, not not not not do anything different I mean the way I eat is different


who who sleeps, so late but wake up early in the morning, okay I think that's not different, I don't know lah I ching I'm just different from the rest


the way I I handle with, sadness fear stress, kay my turn ah, stories, tell us about an awkward situation you were stuck in


just get to know okay, actually that's sweet what what awkward sia you stupid man, you never had love before [huh]


yeah, I think the most awkward situation that ever happen to me is my stepfather offer me cigarette


then he like I know lah you smoke just smoke in front of me then I'm like [huh], like serious, (hm) that's the awkward thing also right


I mean, parents always like that ya true true true I mean


yeah lah, kay it's your turn


okay I think, my parents every time I do mistake, they will always confiscate my phone, for one year, cut my hair, ya, I think that's very unusual I mean you you can teach your kids in other ways


maybe like grounded for maybe two weeks, maybe that's fairly enough but me until one year I don't have a phone cut my hair I mean like my beauty, ya, ya


that one common lah, kay my turn, silly a genie gives you the address of your true love, but they are on the other side of the world, what do you do, kay and there's mean cock you understand this question right


there is this genie in the bottle, yeah when rub rub rub rub the genie come, he give you the address rub rub rub rub, give you the address of your kay uh in front, this is your


future girlfriend address go to this place, but, he's in she's in Australia what would you do, will you go for it or just uh never mind I will still have, another chance, no she is an Australian


!aw! so sweet


favourite memory, child, food, when Raya comes, Malay now we don't have anymore, like I mean like some people like you still schooling then give you never never [orh] that one so Jialat you want to give you give lah don't ask people they still schooling or not


sometimes, ah want to give red Raya, if you understand kay, is it my turn yup


personal, useless subject ended up being useful to you later in life, true enough, but actually it's good


for me maths ah, I hate maths, like for what learn maths so easy two plus two four four plus four six eh four plus four six, four plus four eight lah sia, [huh] hashtag genius err but not actually important


your spec got degree no ah, why you laugh you haven't read the question you laugh already


oh shit, how to be a guy, and the and the, and the Google actually gave an answer


ya like, go for surgery, I mean then uh then uh like make more friends with guys then you'll be a guy like lah that's the most, weirdest, answer


everyone is, personal what do you wish still existed from your child, what do you wish from the past still have now


now still have what scooter, really ah, oh ya ya ya for me I think you


no for me right I I will you know the, ya I wanted that now don't have already you know they ban, I I used to play that, Beyblade yoyo


you play Beyblade yoyo, now what else some more , think that's all for now that's all for now ah, your turn ah, that's all for now folks


eighteen point, eighteen point <UNk> YP dot eighteen F M, in the house


no, the most torturing thing I have to do for straight eight hours, is , house chores (ppb), doing housework lah


he's a very silly also, stories tell us about the best experience you had after trying something new, tell


tell us about the best experience you had after trying something new


okay I I just recently had sex with this guy, a friend, no I wanted him for so long five years eh, ya we wanted each other


not in like relationship terms we wanted to fuck each other , so we I tried him he's a, person to be with, on the bed, he know a lot of position, I haven't tried


the position that he tried so like when, when he try right my-god that's the best, thing I've ever tried I feel like I'm a, ya, that's so stupid


okay kay err your, I'm not a virgin what, I lost when I was seventeen, you know the you know the who came to our house, ya he's the one who break my virgin


ya now he he okay silly question, a statue is being erected in your honor what action would you statue be doing, my statue will be like, dab and a middle finger


that's a gangster logo sign guys guys alert alert alert, one


yes man now your turn, is this such word


strangest thing I haven't seen or experience is , people, willing to pay five hundred dollars for my nudes, but they did pay me, ya there's like err can I want I want okay I he he doesn't want a nude


like totally nude he just want my boobs, without my face, and he willing to pay five hundred then I say you can go Google and search I want something that is real, ya then like maybe take a video like shake shake shake then like but without your face I don't want your face I say okay fine I do that


and he gave me more than five hundred dollars, and I was, okay that's once and I never do it again, what we are suppose to talk about any topics right okay so it's my turn is it, personal, what are your biggest pet peeves what the fuck is that


I don't know previous, I don't know I don't know I don't know, cats


oh-my-God cat are the human arms they're so scary crocodiles, dinosaur, if they got human arm


kay what actually it's not going to be scary it's going to be very funny sia ya kay kay kay kay, stories, what crazy things did you do as a child, ya I mean okay I I take a line


what is the most impressive thing that you have ever done, kay the most, impressive impressive means something good lah


I think for me even though I'm a, spoilt brat I mean not spoilt brat ah I'm a, troublemaker in school I manage to be a school president, and that will bring record


wherever I go , ya, I'm a CHIJ student by the way, sorry for the burp (ppb) , your turn nigga, I need to pee, but then


I very lazy, ya some girls, the greatest thing about girls is that they're lazy to pee


if you, could have any career without worrying about, oh I will be a singer, that's that's the thing that I want to do, why you want to be a tuber YouTuber so boring everyday need to update


hey guys I'm eating hey guys I'm shitting hey guys I'm, I will be a singer, I want to be a singer that's my dream


you so bad sia you singers don't have to be what don't don't have to be very, what's your I know it sounds weird but just try it thank, okay I don't know


I I understand the question, okay I I haven't tried ask someone whom, no listen lah I don't care I ever ask someone to drink tea, ya, ya just try I know it sounds weird but can you just try it I mean


it's like, we need to try our own things sometimes , ya that's the most weirdest thing I have ever, or maybe try, Nasi-Goreng with Hershey


it sounds weird, you know, no that's not common !eww! that's disgusting, try Nasi-Goreng with the Milo powder


try okay your turn, eh is it my turn, my wait


I offer zero to my weight I mean I want to be slim lah guys I so badly want to be, eighty, lah ten a few few away only, doctor say I got heavy bones


ya , okay stories how do you first stumble upon something that you know, you now love, you you you you stumble


upon something that you now love what the fuck is it I don't understand next question, bazooka


I will use chilli padi lah sia, you know why chilli padi is hot and spicy right so when you, you say you love that one


okay this is yours (ppb), okay just let me find a good question, you have the power to create any physical object, to catch is that it talks and is very annoying


I don't know it's super long okay just skip okay, interesting thing I've seen on internet


porn, ya I mean, porn lah how how how to excel lah, that's so stupid


see I, okay personal what is the most interesting thing that you ever seen , why your question is here again, jesus, okay what uncommon characteristic do you really appreciate in your friend like me


uh like, something weird about me but you like it, guys he just call me stupid and dumb isn't stupid and dumb is the same who's the stupid


oh-my-God, okay my turn right, personal, if you could relieve a moment of your life this why is it repeated question okay can we just talk


talk, okay kay can, what was your, I don't think this through moment, did he give


then but, but she's through, err taking drugs can get me into trouble, so after everything Kenna caught for taking and selling drugs


you lah stupid, nouns you don't know what's nouns


you can skip if you want, describe another person in the group using only nouns, I don't know, okay in another dimension humans are now pets


what, would be our treats, what'll be our treats you know like dogs and cats when we give them treats like, fish raw fish


or bones what will be our treats do you think, I think for me cigarette will be our treat, for some err smokers lah


what normal item sounds incredibly dangerous when you put the word industrial strength in front of you


it will be it sounds so dangerous, when you compare the err you take a word and you put industrial strength, like example like, dildo, industrial strength like that


that sounds interesting dangerous and funny, kay your turn, err me and you are equally now


my favourite topic it will always be about sex, so , I think when after ten years I think I'm going to get bored of it lah of course, ya, will be like different like how not to do sex, how to avoid sex


you get the resource to spend the next decade, making an impact on your local community how do you help, donate money if you are rich enough to donate lah


ya I mean two dollars three dollars, but this one to make an impact eh I mean for me I will give a talk, ya lah you first week on top, you know what I mean right


we got like, tell a story that is funny


okay, are you alright, no you are not you are all left, ya but to me is funny you know where I get this joke on Facebook so this girl African said that, she's a


she's a experienced, what is that call ah, people who joke around what is it, comedy ya, she go to comedian school alright guys she go to X-Factor do you know, then she like are you are guys alright yes everybody say that then no you are all all left


oh crazy, crazy what, crazy coincidence is, I'm having sex while my best friend is having sex, not you lah you're virgin


so I was having sex while texting, ya I can do that okay, my friend also can do that, then he say baby what are you doing having sex, !huh! serious same me too where so we book the same hotel different floor


that's the craziest, coincidence ever happen then she like, I going to your room now okay like, it's fun to be good ah ya, very my life is very interesting you should come in


uh professional sport, nothing ah, yeah [huh] next question, how do I choose my career


what, interest me lah Machiam If I I I like to do coffee, I join Starbucks, I like to be a teacher I I do student I I like children I join student care, like that that's


yeah you you you do drawings then maybe you sell your portraits, or you sell to tattoo artists, yeah smart right, what labels do you think you have been given by society and how are you different from them


people label you like eh you fuck boy but actually you're not, right you you look like fuck boy actually you know, you know what's fuck boy, playboy, you look like fuck boy but actually you're not you're nice person [hur]


London, got Paris, Eiffel Tower, isn't Paris in London lol, oh yo lah sorry I want to go to France, because there's Eiffel Tower


sorry lah I mixed up man so confusing, no Singapore Flyer London, eh you know uh Singapore copied London's, flyer


fart , but it's not smelly that's a good thing about my fart, not stinks so the louder it go, yeah, assuming expenses were paid


why your question is there again, I would tell them that, I'm fat , it's like of course I don't judge but end up


they leave you, take a character, from fiction, and change one major aspect of their personality how would how would the story have changed, if me I will take like


superman cannot fly, so instead of saving people by flying, he save people by running or walking ah, yeah


a praise seriously, what is a best surprise you ever given or, means uh uh uh surprise Kau Ke Kau surprise Orang what's the best


but do you ever surprise someone, you surprise me actually


no what you didn't tell tell tell tell tell me about you, that all his ex girlfriend you want, so I was like no I don't, no he you never said that he said you are that type of person, when all


get it, ya he want that means she want then when I I realise I don't think so you're that type so if not you already take me away from


Rudy or Nabila correct, no I don't think so, what about what


oh serious ah, uncle you you want Nabila


ya actually is true you know all his friends list all got, my friend uncle you used friend, he's the one who so desperate propose, why cause he is not handsome number one he don't shave, we like gossiping man


!aww! I wish I can have that to not too drugs, ya, then I think I have a better life now, then maybe I won't, get myself to trouble like right now and then, stupid probation


I I wish I can turn back time and never met all those guys who do all those criminals then I'll, it happen to me lah so I don't want, ya ya you're good boy actually we are so totally opposite, so opposite, uh alright


so lets talk about rudy men, okay you always be be be be be what's wrong with you, plenty of problems ah, okay let's talk about a human


okay, kay lah so he's back from his toilet break, pee pee pee, eh we we we we


he just get to know that your, ya so he like tell me to be careful , Aiya I also don't care lah I mean, okay let's talk about, ya ya actually actually how do you


can get along with Rudy he stay there how long your house, then he okay


he's actually good lah, but the thing is his mouth all lah, ya, never shave


ya I don't know also I never touch, that's so embarrassing, ya I mean, gossiping is the most


how to say interesting topic gun gun gun gun gun, I mean Singaporean top one, okay


same ah I mean we talk so fast until we don't know what we gonna talk about but we gonna talk, let's talk about, what's your plan, for future life


ya but how err what, when, you got to have time limit you know like for me this year I'm gonna achieve complete my N-level and I did next year, err my achievement is, to concentrate on studies


my savings work, so that by two thousand twenty I can go for travelling already, like that bruh, bruh, you need to sit in hostel they will teach you how to do, and you will achieve it


like that look look innocent hundred pers hundred and one percent innocent but they, rioting case


!huh! innocent err trafficking, BPC BPC is beyond parental control, they're super innocent, ya when they wear normal clothes they look like just a secondary nerd boys, like that but actually they


Paikia behind err like me ah innocent, can but no , nonsense ah, I always wanted to be a radio DJ man


it's gonna be fun, let's open a topic lah bro do you watch porn


same same same same same same same same, make it short porn lah


that pawn like that one is P A W N pawn you stupid boy, that's the most funniest thing okay


ya lah of course lah and I think most people in this world watch porn, ya


tell the truth is better than you know lying, who, no more eh he block me do you know that, you know why after I told him, your mum send that letter to me, saying that err he still owe money and stuff like that then I told him I threaten him


I still have all those picture that you are doing, ya then err he like, I want you to change your address ah, then he like eh err you fucking Kaypoh for what, then I say of course she's my sister man I I take him like I take Kaka as like my family already lah


mean you hurt both of us you cheat with her, with me, I mean it that's so funny ya and then, then he like err he block me


ya ya ya ya I know, he know like then, ya, stupid cock sia this guy, I mean I cannot I'm very angry when he said that Kaka house is like


a poor people, I mean I, I being honest ah Kaka house is actually quite nice, you know it's like normal people house what happen when you poor sia, tell him !alamak! like as if he so rich like that, he's not even he's more poor than you guys like he took people stuff


he owe here and there he doesn't have a stable job, ya bro who's, I think if you're hearing this you're sucks just go and, die, ya I wish you're dead


I wish I never met you, I mean you're you're so stupid you broke someone's heart and you broke two ladies heart actually


you're he got come to your house what then cry cry all bullshit say what what ah, got someone in this house ah got a guy in this house is so to, ~pid sia, I mean


you break off with her already is her problem ah, train off, true enough you know you know he he break off with Kaka, then he say he want to marry me, then he like uh you want to marry me you know what's your age, you're thirty two right he's thirty two my mum is thirty three my mom is thirty four


you want to call my mom what if you marry me, thirty four, one year gap only then you want to call my mom what Ma I was like no you no I mean


then then after that uh I ask him you're still with Kaka he say no I'm not with her anymore oh he said, then when get to know he still together with Kaka so he give Kaka hopes he give me hope also


ya then he like oh-my-God like seriously never mind lah you say Rudy like this you also the same, ya actually time time worse than Rudy


you play people heart here and there here and there here and there oh Rudy Rudy owe me money you know, ya, fifty dollars only lah but it's still money bro, ya


on what sia, I think here I don't want to owe #Kaka lah not not , I don't think so because, whatever he do also he never tell #Kaka what


all the all the, furniture in the house he the one who take under his name he said he's gonna pay, he said he's gonna do it but ya, ya he's just being bold just like trying to talk big but, balls


that's so funny sia oh-my-God, ya we're so angry actually, very very very very very very very very very very very angry with this kind of humans, human


then want to pretend like oh , then want to pretend he's the one get hurt he never say sorry anything you know if he's hurt people, ya he's stupid


uh what he he lies some more he say he going to the Mecca, I don't think so the Mecca would accept him sia when he do this oh-my-God I won't I won't, I mean I saw him that time at Jurong did Kaka tell you that


ya, with that new girl, like few days ago before I meet him, at Jurong he said uh how could you give me a chance to be with you


I totally break off with Kaka already there I'm like, then you break off with this girl you wanna straight come to me, go and settle your own problems first, and I just broke off with Rudy what, but then, end up your with that girl


you are, no err ya ya ya ya ya, uh then after that actually he actually, together with the girl who, who who drive some, motorbike, like the motorbike also sia uh, hashtag Mamat Mat Arip


first the funniest thing about, him, ya I didn't know this kind of human so exist in this kind of world, I mean, go get a life


I can do it longer actually I can I can, you're not fit to do this when, actually what's your favourite place in Singapore though, in Singapore for me Toa-Payoh Sky-Garden


you ever to go there, ya I always go, you should go Toa-Payoh Sky-Garden twelfth floor you should, just Lepak there the the wind, the sceneries


especially sunset, Ang-Mo-Kio got Sky-Garden meh, at where, which door


what floor, Kim that one not, not even high enough sia to called sky park


mine is like thirteenth floor fourteenth floor you know at at Toa-Payoh Sky-Garden sumpah today, I drink over there sometimes, one day or another I'm gonna get you


I need to pee but I cannot, don't want I've been lazy you know it's not because I, no I'm just lazy never mind, still got like a few minutes left so why not just finish it man


yeah I just farted, don't worry okay my fart doesn't stink, yeah we left with like, she say two hours seventeen minutes right so we left with ten minutes err eh yeah ten minutes


no, fifteen minutes yeah, I also don't know what to talk quite long, Aiya I don't know what to talk also okay let's talk about life of love lah


will you fall for me, if, like how many percent will you fall for me


this is honest question you know, how how many percent, oh okay


actually, actually most of my guy best friend, so that they won't fall in love with me, you should you should be friends with gays you know why they are kind of awesome people you know


I don't know If I were introduce you to my gay friend and my gay friend will like you, later you find handsome ah I think I'm interested in him confirm sia


then then I was like your interested but he's not gay you know, yeah


everything so expensive but our pay still the same, can we like, go to


but okay lah Singapore is a safe place now, then the MRT got the scanning scanning shit, later I show you


it's all on top you never saw just now, it's on the other side later I show you, yeah I don't know still have or not lah at that time got took a picture and send to


smoke where sia smoke inside your, they say cannot smoke in your own house go to other people house and smoke lah , oh-my-God seriously


where no where got ban cigarette, once they ban, yeah might as well bone ban lah correct lah, they say next year might be they ban menthol cigarette


I mean I I only smoke menthol I don't smoke red, yeah, for people who rode smoke red is kind lucky lah, so they will ban red cigarette then they will ban all kind of cigarette then there's no cigarette then people will start to be


to start rioting already, !huh! what cigarette don't have then some more what you want to ban ah ban alcohol then ban oh-my-God please lah we humans want to have fun, I don't know I think Donald-Trump is getting better, than Singapore [loh] yeah that's what I heard


now no more already, no more already, yeah I don't think so have already lah I think they made an agreement I mean what kind of law is that, then where do we Muslim can go look Muslim is not a terrorist


yeah, yeah we mix with Chinese Indians, the, be just because they speak in Arab language that doesn't define them err, yup wait, yeah


okay, smelly, I cannot go out of this room what do you expect, like uh I want to fart Uh) okay pause then go fart no


shit you bloody shit


so yeah, I mean the terrorist is actually a normal human being, who speaks in Arabic like you know Arab is just like language, yeah it's not doesn't mean you speak Arab means you're a err a Muslim or Islam


that Islam is not a terrorist I mean Islam uh is the most peaceful, religious (ppb) I didn't say the rest is not but yeah, we are the first, religious that appears lah actually


hi, two lah, so I think after this we will be going back, ya then we will, tell


ya lah we talk cock ah like I told you we will talk cock but actually is what we feel, talk cock Ching-Chong, disgusting your your phlegm's gonna come out


should sing that to Hairul, I bust the window out of your lorry, he stay Yishun now


a lot he owe people here and there that stupid guy, he serious, how you know, information nah


do you love animals, do you like dogs, I love dogs cats


you know last time I work in SPCA, at Choa-Chu-Kang there, I like this dog, err oh-my-God I'm hungry, ya and I wanna pee I wanna fart I wanna shit, oh-my-God that's so five in one


ya, the SPCA, you know the dogs are all actually kind of friendly, you know Dalmatian dog, got spotted black and white, the the one oh one dog that one uh quite big you know


and it's only like eight months old, when he stand is already my height eh, ya and he's super friendly keep wanna like, want ask me to play with him bring him out, ya got people like that also abandon


don't think wrongly lah, I I go inside the cage so the cage is this size, this size of this room so I will go inside the cage I will sit down and play with him, so he will like lick me or I just throw toy then he will catch then after that uh I I will bring him go out


walk in the park, usually it's quite fun to, usually I I love working in SPCA but then they got I I'm not working there volunteer ya, but then err they got too much volunteer over there then they kick me out then I'm like but they ask me do you wanna work here but you need O-levels


ya, no, and then I only have O-levels for how now how to work I still but I love the atmosphere and then when they kick me out I cry you know, because I miss the cat and the dogs over there, there's rabbit there's Guinea pig there's


rat, ya the red eye rat with err, ya I call the orange cat Kiki, ya, I don't know it sounds so cute then the Dalmatian dog I called Spotty


I was Spotty the, he like that he like uh okay lah you're too noisy I don't want to come in, he like that then I like !aww! you so cute do you remember me then he


like he so cute I don't know now got people, but human can't understand human, does it blow your mind now, why ah, even when you are stressed you talk to a cat cat will when you cry the cat will lick


but human when you cry they clap hands and ha ha you're weak that's why you're are crying , humans ah, oh the err it's like daze like that


you you go down your finger you just flip oh shit wait my mascara like that and like that, oh that one I forgot how eh, seriously I forgot how, how how how you do how you do, your middle finger where


middle finger here, I'm not that flexible


is it like that, is it like that, eh how, what what girls and boys hold hands like how


then, why, why is it impossible, like why it's possible for a girls and boy to hold hands what


but it's not funny at all lah, they are just they they're out of ideas how to make vines, Aiyo this is like uh okay this project is actually quite cool ah because


we are like feeling feeling we are DJ we are talking to someone out there I hope you guys hear this whatever we say I hope you guys no hard feelings, yeah yeah yeah, then we are just talking you know


no no no no (ppll) nah so you guys who heard our conversation we hope you guys are having fun hearing our conversation, actually we are just having fun also like when I get two hours sitting down with this stupid boy


I actually get to know him more, yeah and my my my best friend here doesn't know what err the difference between stupid and dumb, both is the same, err yum yum bubblegum basically stupid starts with S dumb starts with D


but it's the same meaning he's so dumb, yeah, so it was fun having this conversation, actually we don't really talk much


even though we are close, usually I talk much to your mother, yeah your just there Kaypoh Kaypoh laugh along , yeah but today we !wow! we talk, even though yeah when we on the way here we don't even talk also


yeah we like making noise in the MRT then he's like shut up shut up you know, I don't know and this boy can go out without his phone, that's good I mean, I I hope some of the young kids out there can


can take this as an example this boy here his old enough to be addicted, with phone but he's not surprisingly he go out like her mum said his mum said, eh don't don't forget to bring your phone ah then he said don't need to bring phone lah just put at home


yeah I mean, good ah you know I can't survive without phone, like you need music I for me I need music, yeah but this guy is , yeah some technology get over us I mean they control us


that's the most scariest part is sooner or later we will be flying, our transport will be, flying cars flying motorbike, [orh] that's the most scariest part I don't want, I hate robots I hate robots dolls clowns


they are so scary (ppb) eh, you you eh this boy call me a clown guys his his actually the the yeah we are clowns, yeah I hate clowns, yeah he's he got he most stupidest picture in in Instagram so don't follow him okay


yeah yeah he sucks actually, okay so, bye


hello, who, hello ~llo ~llo, oh oh my boost damn high sia, oh-my-God, okay okay good good, so


I don't know


am I just standing like, nobody's business eh, I think so lah, oh ya, the boy, there he say shoot why you're why you all never say shoot one, ya top top left


oh ya one of that is falling down ya ya ya that's the one, ya pee uh pie


you can see a bag of potato or not, on the left, one of them don't have, ya lah, err ya whatever


ya, my guest standing there, you can see the scoreboard, scoreboard, bottom


three points five point


I got fly shape, so should we hear lah, okay


bowing, bowling, then what is this, pins


you sure baseball, two birds ya two bird, ya, I not sure


two more, fish yawn


who want depend on you, oh ya, look at the boy, two, got one, one more one more


but why the bear so skinny, I don't know, you're weird


ah what what what what what what, what, spot one, oh so there's three, sure not mine shorter than your your one there my one here


twelve, oh, again, I don't know end game, that interest me


canteen did you just snack ah, Malay food ah, Malay food, Mee-Rebus, snacks ah, bread ah


bread is healthier


that's not snack that's dessert, no, okay whatever (ppb) (ppc), by one get, okay I take one ah


if you want to escape the crowds the best place to go is, why


not me ah home, but my, but quite fun what staying at home


ya not so crowded, ya ya your turn ah, my father rule, no one, don't want


Malaysia enter, ride the bike, who I don't know


come on, ya, nice choice, most person ah


you, I don't know, you're more, better than Karabi


KIV, what's your what's your most like or hit acronym, come on you don't know what's acronym I didn't know what is that


PA system, hi how's life


yeah, yeah, not sure, are you


yeah, go out there don't act, yeah, yeah lah


yeah, yeah lah, damn pollution, okay, faster finish homework, which is your best or worst subject in school this is the easiest question


me I gonna to start, yeah


yeah, is it, I love Malay


I love science, English, so and so next I really don't like, too many formula eh


but I slowly I like maths lah, you rotten, character development, Malay


character


I don't know, yeah, but


some people, use ripped jeans and deem make it worst, !wah! surely they're what show their bodies is ya, might as well go out there where when and what , yes is a


T F R, would you rather have kids or pet, I already have pets


because I'm so young to have kids come on, yeah maybe in future but not now, yeah lah, yeah buy milk buy pampers oh-my-God


king of fruits ah


I don't love the smell , because err Durian you know the smell is strong right


maybe one week I eat, one day promo one day ah, two at least, yeah lah, If I damn hyper I would eat five or six


okay I never heard of that internal some something okay your my turn ah, on the ball, the work


ball not ball, the work that you do, the work that you do is super, you know what just skip the question, just skip the question


what's that mean


it's okay it's okay, I saw girls and girls sleeping at each other at clean


yeah lah shock lah never see lesbian in my life know, how about you, saw gigs at train is it


okay next question, Balik#-#Kampung describe the place you call home in Singapore


Lavender, Ang-Mo-Kio of course, ya, so fierce I sitting there, ya lah


I would stay at Serangoon my grandmother house, ya that's the only two place I call home, okay what's the another place that you


seriously I never talk to taxi driver before, not just don't know what to talk


ya ya that one, gayish like that ah


eat here or Dabao, what's, what's what favourite hawker dish makes you Laonua, I don't know how to pronounce


favourite dish ah, chicken rice lah, I eat in lah then I Dabao


ya, okay


what, oh ya I know, what eating, void deck


ya I am a typical Malay, maybe void deck town, any ya town area, ya lah, ya lah


forget already this for they, talking to your girl while watching sunset, look someone is talking okay whatever err okay your turn I guess


your turn, okay whatever, no is your turn, okay whatever, okay how do you pronounce this


Singapore should become the next hub for, what do you mean, I don't know


err your turn ah, ya lah, we still the, ya lah


complain, someone stole my, things, anything ah like, someone like like disturb me, I always complain about that only, last time I'm not a complainer, I used to, no lah, how old are you ya


ya lah, ya always talk loud, for no reason ya, in here yes in public no


okay, heartland where should visitor go in Singapore to get a real sense of the country, heartlands lah


not sure, ya lah the tradition


Tamil, Tamil, yes indian, Raffles-Place, Orchard lah, the all


err more ya


I don't mix with Malaysian people, I go there, just to go Jalan Jalan only I like I never like, see Malay Malaysian people they all one ah


many people see is better best, why ah, oh Malaysian ya


ya I done already you, okay whatever lah, you think I thought who confirm, think of your favourite Singlish word or phrase explain guess or make


up its origin a sarcastic respond when someone say I think


when people say I think then I say I think you should shut up ah, you loud mode loud loud voice ah, your voice damn loud one


ya your voice damn loud


testing ah, I don't know eh, but the worst thing


hashtag show love not hates okay, collector's edition what did you collect as, a hobby when you were grown up


drawing, yeah lah, can become the Singapore next, Singapore singer


my turn or your turn, from just now my turn my turn my turn your your not even moving


but no one did, stupid, kay local talent which Singapore dead or alive do you most admire


yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, am I making joke right now


which Singaporean dead or alive do you most admire, what the hell, but you say you admire me what


seriously


Singlish ah, ya, ya lah, your turn, okay how do you pronounce this word in Malay


what did you always stinge or splurge on salty olive metaphor for a misery person, too lah


okay I didn't know this question, okay, ya lah why you give us this kind of question


like seriously, I will always stay at home never go out, eh I never always go out, boring person but fun to meet with


Toa-Payoh assume, I don't even been there


I love the Anchorvale swimming pool, ya, how do you define success, rush or scramble scramble towards


ya lah, ya lah, ya lah, you just maintain ah


ya lah, study get a better job, get money get car


ah travelling ya, travel alone is easy even if bear ya lah, so, you


trophies, ya pure trophies, I don't know is just, oh my what the, come on


ya, but they take from people then they sell right


if you made a real goal right oh-my-God, why ah, plus, ya okay


everything also scared what, are you most Kia about afraid, Kia is also not afraid


cockroach, lizard leh, !woah! you, better


no I like lizard, fear of what ah, go home late uh kenna scolded by mom, ya lah, ya your turn


first come first serve, true fall ah, queue for ah, food ah, food come make-up why make-up


deal with it, what's your favourite game during recces favourite game ah


same, during my childhood I like to play hide and seek ah catching ah, same, how about you while the


no wonder, what a boring person


drinks stall, Teh Peng is a nice


Teh O Peng very sweet for me Teh Peng is very sweet, SG-one-hundred, describe your Singapore dream, Singapore hundred anniversary


is to be celebrate in twenty sixty five oh-my-God I damn old already, you know refect twenty sixty five we already old


twenty sixty I old already I sixty plus already eh, try to calculate, ya lah study hard lah


don't play around, why why I got less question you got more question, okay, ya I think


aspect of old Singapore what does that mean, yeah lah, old Singapore


last time Nasi-Lemak cheap now Nasi-Lemak so damn expensive, ya lah no now not really three dollar eh


elderly poor, buy their food and resources buy food resources for them lah, help them lah, yeah lah, okay what


yeah lah, we bad bad we doing nothing also can help know, some, but not most, cher, cher yeah lah cher


I don't know what about you, troublemaker ah eh same, [orh] that one no not me


school president, because teacher love you the most


finish last question, finish it got three right


ya put yourself lah, have the courtesy to put yourself oh-my-God, ya lah that old what come on lah use brain lah


ya lah stupid why happy it happen to you in future how, damn, again, buy one get one free, what's the best Lobang, you ever receive or share a whole opening or opportunity


uh I don't know the question I don't know how to answer this question


have lah find a work who, nose sure or not


their attitude and my attitude different, ya, the similarity my mum attitude and my attitude is the same but the difference, I even loud than her lah


I'm a loud ya loud person, now she like a bit quiet


okay last question, S O P, what single piece of advice would you give a non-Singaporean friend who's moving to Singapore Standard operating procedure, single piece of advice don't come to Singapore


make a stupid, things, anything lah, ya ya ya, advice to the Indo maids


ya, ya lah oh ya, one corner those, those actually I don't know lah, ya lah, ya


ya lah, and I ever heard foreigner, like to complain ah that that's why Singapore always make law one, like what can cannot smoke inside your house what


don't don't one day Singaporean go to your country you do that know, ya lah, to be called, ya lah, to be to be call us what safest country but what all stupid law one


true what, okay last question, okay bye, Kaypo, like


ya lah


ya lah most of us, but we don't have right time, I say to my mum , eh I saw like girl boy have sex ah at carpark leh, ya common but


ya lah, but now not carpark already now toilet, ya lah, okay, like so how's life


I would be in deep shit


come on man, two more years I already eighteen what can I be, free, eh I I hate that kind of respond know, ya, twenty one one one


twenty two, you're old, what the oi wait wait wait, no


ya, so how minute now, how many minute forty two minute, forty two minutes


come on ah, yeah your auntie why


yeah lah, yeah no one I don't have, yeah lah


last year


still con what, when


ten years old, err even deep shit, young young want start smoke for what


yeah lah, mums like that one, mom your mom


yes true, L M, L M N no


L D also cheap what, nine right last time nighty nine plus ya, now eleven plus, haven't do ah


of course lah, no life I guess, ya lah


I drink


ya look I only pierce smoke never drink, and always do good things, not the bad things, ya lah, but for what to be bad right


you can be bad lah but don't need to show what, clubbing, my age is suitable to go club meh are you sure or not, yes, sixteen


ya some people say like that I also never look like my age, some girl say my face look like nineteen or twenty years old, third


dream ah, come on lah what kind of job is that, dream ah, personal ah cannot tell you ah


cannot later people Kaypo, have a successful life lah, come on lah


lucky this card I never throw at your face know , okay what's one plus one, two plus two three plus three, four plus four


five plus five, six plus six, seven plus seven, you see you never get it you can just count two four six eight eight ten right, eh this girl ah okay


live longer, take care of her, cause mom raise us what


some father only lah raise us, we must make our own path


create our own path, ya


handsome, ya I like this one okay, okay (ppb), zombie, fun time


gamers will be ready, ya, ya


not like American America Got gunshot what, eh thank you, import gun


pistol for me is better no need to, I would rather do pistol right dual pistol, sniper, I like your childhood


okay next question (ppb), silly uh question again, you can do, a single thing without worrying about the consequences what what do you do


so be honest don't lie


really stress right, mum always say don't lie what no we tell the truth, kay your turn


the kenna will be locked , then you choose just ran


invisible invisible


I don't know, when I talk to them they never learn that's why I become invisible lah, ya lah, ya, so the end


wanna fly why, sorry to say ah, I don't think level two can reach lah


Aiyo oh-my-God what, how did you accomplished something that you thought will be impossible, story is


yeah, whether is me lah, the guy who don't do jobs, I don't know you are dumb


story also okay, okay be a better hard question


oh yeah, yeah yeah no meet, I impressed, yeah I impressed by your action, I think you must shout louder like the hall


yeah, thought-provoking question, how would you define wining at life


yeah, the boy also win the that's that's too far okay


have a set, childhood ah, I don't know ah


no, I say I wanna become police lah, what I achieve ah, nothing I never achieve nothing during childhood sure anot


yeah, one of them, is the one in front of you, but I do not have small weenie, I would like to say average, okay


silly question, if two people next to you were animals, what animal would they be monkeys, yeah, you already have a attitude like a monkey


sloth, what you call


I wanna scold vulgar but cannot


happy life ah, is it what what's the question say, no need to go home


clubbing, eh !wa! clubbing for the three hundred and sixty five days in one one year, you say everything free what, cigarette free, hand phone free


but you realise right if everything free you don't know what to do, societies


ya lah, but some rich people like to show off, my


since little you talk about that guy


ya err not son lah son or daughter, ya lah you know like Facebook always come out right, that one I really pretty, no I dislike the


like the the chart the ya, personal again, what dream of yours, dies a little with each passing day


actually me also I want to become fit but lazy, I just wanna lose this only just a little bit only, but lazy


ya lah I work in the, I work at I work in the morning you know you know what not tired ah, cupboard, common in Singapore


ya lah not like, ah don't want say don't want say don't want say don't want say, ya lah


ya I always like go down lah, ya, play play downstairs, common like my sister, mom mom always say what time you come back, then I'll like say six, ya I come back like ten my mom like my mom like say


why you always come back late one I say I don't know


but friends won't give you anything


sound is, okay, okay this one is interesting story question, tell us a story about a time, when you were caught, doing something embarrassing


that's too common, ever fart in a, ever fart in class


no, I I ever fart that loud but I just like jumping on the chair eh who fart sia !hey!, !woah! very rude sia you guys, that's the most embarrassing one just to, cover my face right ya


yeah lah, yeah your turn


currency of the world, thought-provoking you can instantly learn three new skills what are they, three new skills ah


man, come on


I want to be a, first of all good person


second be humble, third, be kind, yeah lah, interesting but no logic kay the


hardest thing ah, I don't know what about you


oh yeah kay I have heard the story, good


no lah, I ever sit to the kids, no smoking, but, me myself smoke, ya


okay listen the best one, ya choose ah, stories questions, what is the funniest thing you ever seen your parents do


that's was damn loud, really, legit, how


okay, okay, okay


Nia, at the kitchen, she ever talk talk to herself


ya lah but some people say is crazy what, they never try they never try ah, try talk to yourself, ya lah eh how are you, eh fine how about you eh ya eh eh eh (ppb) eh


okay I take it this person, consider some


LA for life, air Lemak chilli-#padi# uh and, ya, is just a is just question that I answer lah


ya lah non not the non


not lah non, ya I know fried cockroach, some pieces taste like, chicken some pieces taste like crunch


taste like, crunch chicken also, okay


Singapore, I never go there before, stories question what interesting story happen because you were being lazy, to me lazy too, clean house


lazy to go out lazy to follow parents where they go, ya, but was last time lah now no lah, but what to do


ya lah, eh pause up pause up, yours and


hello hello, six years old only


inside, I don't know ah I look young ah, time question, I know you need money


maybe some, more status, maybe gold product I don't know, gold guns gold chains, gold necklace


love and okay, thought-provoking question would you want to change your distinct career, or your distinct dermis


lazy think ah


I I will take a paper roll this big, and smoke


crazy thing like, silly question what is the most useless superpower that is still beneficial in some way, useless the benefit


what's the name, dot com


you every time say you don't know right oh-my-God, okay I don't know you understand this question or not, what was your, I have to get out of here as soon as possible moment


for me it happen like girls start to be horny, like text text texting me and WhatsApp, I sit there lah I need to get out of here, I need to go I I, I got what, Madrasah class ah like A S A like that ah, ya


sorry say halal say halal , err the person lagi okay, okay


personal also, what parts of your personality do you think, have changed over time, your personal lah, won't change every time


ya same, Rasa also Rasa also also quiet mind never mess around, but now, vulgar come out piercing smoking oh god, ya dye hair, but last time I I also I dye hair lah


but now come to smoke !wah! fierce lah, your turn my turn or your turn


our situation ah story ah, got one girl, err like, ya I just get to know, then one day she said she err can err be my boyfriend like I


no because like, ya lah, alway we go away sees, hates thing hate thing about me what but no this one girl say err like that lah


that's why I feel awkward, why I got one girl


I also got one thing lah, someone give offer me cigarette, and my mum say you wanna smoke smoke lah, ya lah and then I eh, never scold me , I give you green light eh just smoke lah oh okay kay kay kay kay kay


my another one she also, okay if you dare you smoke in front of me I smoke lah, say fun like what you ask me smoke I smoke lah, okay lah whatever lah okay


stories, tell us about something your parents have done that you now realise is fairly unusual


if me common ah if exam fail handphone kenna con confiscate lah, common lah for me common, to me lah


I know lah genie water


okay, wait for her to come back ah then go to her house, she's on Australia go there lah


okay, okay this one is most interesting one, story question what is your favourite memory from childhood


same, ya lah we old already what, ya lah, ya lah


hear that, ya lah, ya your turn


the most useless one, but some, ya lah, hashtag genius


ya lah, okay this very hard question, no lah


personal what is the what is, one of the weirdest thing that you have Googled recently , personal, just say it


surgeries


for me I always Google, pretty prettiest girl, ya everyone is pretty but, see their attitude lah


resisted, say the now, I don't know the scooter lah, now scooter like very hard last time scooter is better, yeah


not only two, two tires only ah last time got three, oh yeah the thing ah


oh for me ah, you know ability you


silly question what everyday activities would be torture if you have to do it of each eight hour trip, in house


yeah lah house house house work, the one do like silly question


so I just reading Grozzila what, for me I never try anything something new lah if you


why have to be that, who, you can you can just see not right


oh you lost already ah K lah, yeah I know I know that guy


silly question kay what's the question, you're right


ya lah, if Sir Stamford Raffles statue doing that thing right, the guy will be impressed, alright, jiggle


story question (ppb), what is the strangest thing, you have ever seen or experienced, strangest thing ah


strangest thing, really, reality


for me I rather no need right


ya lah any topic lah, pet peeve, I don't, pet peeve, peeve I don't know, silly question what animal would be the most terrifying with the addition of human arms


human arms, cat, crocodiles


ya lah, like a lagi shark with a human teeth


query answer that question what, impressive thing ah, impressive thing ah, don't know ah


do something stupid for them lah, something good


what the hell the, okay, a stupid one lah, personal, if you could have any career without worrying about money what will you do


singer, for me I'll be YouTuber sia, it's okay ah okay what, no lah make YouTube video likes


more that one lah but also got make money also what, that one slim first, now nothing already talk rock, ya lah


I I know, but just write it


my one that one ah stupid one lah


never ya, common thing I ever ask people to eat ice cream fried rice ah, commoner, but nice have a try damn nice


thought-provoking, you get to add a zero to any number in your life where do you put where do you put it


same lah what's your weight right now, same lah I got heavy bone also what, some people fat got, light bones


in a foot fight to the death what is a considerable weapon of choice, butcher knife, foot fight eh, chili padi


I rather use ghost pepper


okay so long once they, okay, personal what is the most interesting thing that you've seen on internet, for us you should know lah


just say it, like our, our age our generation always like that one watch porn one, ya lah, how that thing erected lah no lah


but why what you take all all my


uncommon characteristic


finish the damn question first, someone want to give me ten kiss, I say then I say I don't think that's that's true


that's fake let's say, no fake


wait lah stupid (ppb) describe another person in the group, oh using only nouns, yeah no lah


I don't you answer


human are not bad in another dimension, rice with chicken ah


cigarette, ya lah, come out with an origin story for an idiom !aiyo! and idiom, I don't know ah is English ah India idiom ah I don't know


ya lah, thought-provoking how do you think your favourite topic would change over the next ten years


but some people not rich also can donate money also what, ya lah, I'll give a speech


tell a story that is funny in retrospect, retrospect but me and, now have been funny at all time at the time, like tell a story, they didn't find out it's funny also


yeah I'm alright, what the, not funny also what the hell, where


stories tell a story about a crazy coincidence, coincidence, talk lah just talk


that's rare


good ah, interesting, if you could change any professional sport to make it more interesting what would you change


how do you choose your career


If I like drawing I met a guy who loves who good at drawing, making more money also


label, no I'm not for boy, are you sure


okay this one, assuming expenses were paid which what country would you want to visit for six months


why, London but Paris, Paris is France


you see lah people nowadays, Singapore-Flyer at where France, but then, ah good, does Singapore


ya I know, ya, I think you, I think you've been played I guess


you've been played, what story do you love to tell people that you meet for the first time


ya lah, you have me


for me I would take Deadpool, Deadpool always make err do stupid thing right, but, this what I'm change it he become, ya lah


okay (ppb), given or received, what's that mean


so far no one surprise me lah, ever, why


the girl his ask a girlfriend say or he


ya, I never, she will even said bad to my, uncle you don't know right, he's the one said that about uncle to uncle you not me Dia Salah Cakap, ya


I ever If I have one day, no, actually he said err


all uncle Yeo ex girlfriend said, Rudy want their ex girlfriend, ya lah, ya lah, ya lah


I don't know lah, ya err another one, his teeth, damn


okay last question last question, thought-provoking you can return to any previous point in your life change a decision and pick up from there what would change


that happen to you lah, but to me no lah, ya, ya truth, truth


okay wait wait wait wait let's just stop first, I don't know ah, okay let's talk more


ya, ya


just continue to talk about him lah, actually one year already, okay he like to help people he he would never say no one when people ask him to


clean the house he said okay, ask him to go shop buy this buy that he say okay he never say no one to my pet, good lah, ya lah, we not try to say bad about him him lah but he just like make it worse


like bad breathe you know right, smelly feet, that one I don't know lah, because her friend, my mum friend ever say, weird never shave


why why always why we always talk about this, yeah lah


I don't know what to talk about


I I already told you what, yeah better life get a job


oh bruh, but my face not suitable not suit in the hostel


should innocent, riding guest there go hostel where is it the face innocent leh


like legit ah, Paikia


yeah lah, yeah lah


I ever one time but no more, because my friend ask my friend ask me because last time I, my primary six ah when I primary six, they say eh watch porn watch porn because at first at first what is porn I don't know what is that


then they ask you go Google lah okay ah okay I go Google lah then I go Google type the then oh-my-God, because I I thought porn like in Malay porn


yeah, sorry ah girl, if you want to be If I If I if you want me to be honest I watch ah


yeah lah, mum also do it in school, because we, you want us to tell the truth right we watch ah, eh that guy still message you or not


he block you, ya, ya


ya lah, ya lah, no one thing about him him right I don't like, he go post


mean comments, at social social media, like no balls ah to say in front, idiots ah


oh ya that one I'm damn angry, ya lah


ya, ya, ya lah if you hear this right


and you, you ever say you not where not happy what I'm say right, if you really not happy what I'm say, please come to my house, nah ya


at first I don't want to say ah but now, I wanna say ah, correct what, ya lah why you want to still contact her her back


thirty three, your mom's thirty four, your mom thirty four, like my auntie age lah


who say, he say, ya lah


what the fuck, ya lah, ya lah you say, Rodi what gay lah what you also


!huh! Rodi owe you money how much, yeah lah eighty dollars, Hairu ever say err my mum own, own him ten eight k, I don't know lah eight grand eh eight thousand dollars


ya lah


yeah stupid, but he din do a shit, yeah, yeah


ya lah, ya lah


yeah because, he tried to say the he's not in the he's not in wrong what, he try to blame people that they in in the fault


Macau won't accept haram money one, yeah you ever you send, her picture right, yeah ride motor


ya lah settle your bills first


ya lah, hashtag Minah, ya lah


ya lah, !woah! that's long man


favourite place ah, Toa-Payoh Sky-Garden, I'm not, I sudden could buy you want, seldom


I'm more move to a Moquila, a mosque, near the you, go at the door then you see got word Toto building at, my house door lah


is it Toto building blue colour right ah there there got sky park, I don't know five four I don't know, but, thirteen fourteen floor


okay ah, one day only, port


coffee I read, I ain't going carry you you go pee right now, don't, ya, okay guess what


oh great two hours and two minutes that's great, ya


let's doing it uh okay ah go lah, okay I also don't want to talk ah, okay that's long


love life, okay love life, we can ah why


ya, I give a hundred, don't want ah later your any of your best friend, don't like you also


why you miss the gay guy come on, no lah I don't I don't how see, I don't want to cri~s to criticise them lah, why


ya lah awesome lah but


the ah, ya I'm not a gay, I watch, I watch straight


!wah! !huh!, !aiyo! (ppb), how to talk ah, now it's hard very hard to get money last time easy only


fun lah, pay taxes, we pay the money go where, the mun our money they pay their what, the government


say please but always make stupid law for what sia, err no smoking in the house, Ang-Mo-Kio as in don't have meh, where, have Ang-Mo-Kio, it's under under tunnel or what


no, really ah, what, err they make law don't, the one cannot smoke inside your house I order pending right


you cannot smoke in your house cannot smoke, at the, stupid, cannot smoke in the toilet, last time you already ban cigarette right


can just ban cigarette right, shisha, then they they say cannot smoke at house cannot smoke at house lah, ya lah, what the


I will, but wait I smoke, I do smoke menthol


ya lah, I don't know America Donald-Trump they still have or not, better


but I hate one of his law, Muslim cannot go US, no more already ah


ya not all Muslim are terrorists you see we all, Melayu mix Cheena one, not terrorist also, ya, but we speak Malay never speak Arabic what


okay that, sound is actually the drill, some people drill ya ya, fuck you


ya lah keep farting from just now you okay or not


haven't shit you bloody shit, nice scented, ya, ya I know


eateries, ya, err most peaceful


ya, okay, at least for me


ya, we'll be back, I think the , then she said you just go there talk anything anything lah we talk


ya, ya, talk cock don't make it, more worse talk cock


starburst, ya I know lah, but I don't know who's the


I don't know he stay at Ang-Mo-Kio or not, she stay Yishun ah uh okay he, he damn ah, because everybody looking for him what, can still do trafficking


he do drug trafficking, I don't know lah one of my mum, ya informer, I love why


but what kind of animal, dogs, dogs and cats okay lah but dogs, I'm, don't not mostly I seldom dogs


she hungry, okay, do well, do whatever business you want, ah what you say SPCA ah, ya lah


[orh] dalmatian ah, ya lah


play, play with him what, no I don't I don't think wrongly but play with him why


she say I, think wrong, volunteer ah, what the hell


O-levels, O-levels but not N ah


but we go to SPCA they will you give their, they names or not, Keke, why must be Keke, Spotty oh okay


dogs can understand what human, ya lah, I don't know, ya


this one easy right


ah da, then another one is what, this one ah, I put my ring, this one I go this one this one I go this one


then I just pull the ya, hard right, but girl and boy hold hand together right oh-my-God that's impossible, ya lah, later you got you you go Instagram you'll see one


they do this easy then they do that hard and this one girl and boy, hold hands together is impossible ya, ya that also can, okay that one the wrong, it's like leave


like hold hand Macam hold hand together, it's impossible lah, I don't know, I don't know I don't know they post it it's like, so funny like that to me it's not


ya lah but, to them I don't know lah they just post it make it funny but to me it's not funny at all, ya lah stupid


they listening to us or what, ya lah, ya lah, ya talking


ya lah err how many minutes already forty minute three more minutes that's great, ya smoke weed no no no try uh no no


ya lah, yes, ya lah, yes, ya actually I get to her know more this gum


ya dumb dumb bubble gum looking at her buttock, ya


yes, ya, make a silly joke


ya, ya, ya lah, I don't know if you go back you still want to do lah


that's good, ya


no later will brief on what, ya lah, nowadays technology


ya lah, sooner robot takes, robot take over us


ya, then one of them you lah clown, ya, follow me on Instagram lah don't want to follow your problem lah


ya just don't, follow lah, in Malay we call Malu ah, shy shy, okay but per second but per second


so, bye


alright test test, one two three test, testing testing test test test test test test test


mine says all bets are on, err for mine beside the all bets are on poster there's a health shop


how about yours, mine err, stated natural energy pills so I think yea that's a different


yes but the son is pulling a teddy bear how about yours


beside the health shop uh got the designer fashion, how about you ah, mine only have a single set of blouse I think


oh yea, for me uh that's, at the display got three shoe ah yours right, can that's a difference, and for the mannequin I only have one mannequin


yea mines with the skirt too, but I don't have the full suit, so I do


yea I also have a rotating rotating doll yea, beside the designer fashion shop there's err Book House ah


uh for mine is IT tips from Bill-Gates, ya mine also got training book ah


ya my one on the hotel left I got the what's that call, there's a poster stating Thursday late night shop, mine is like yours leh


ya think the word Thursday is the difference ah, then beside it there's a like a


ya I don't have cell, aiyah, problem ah, ya beside there got the newsstand right


err ya mine also got break lah, yup


ya beside it there's a poster stating sell celebrity gossip


ya then beside beside it ah got like one dog, err sniffing some kind of I don't know what is it lah how about yours leh, yup


ya there's a, ya mine also have but err it's stated shine in the Dance Contest, err and ya for the direction my one have four direction


your one got how many ah, then beside the woman there's a pole and a signboard stating shine in the Dance Contest, how come sia


so one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve, try to please like this if


is a card game ah, basically is a question and answer thing lah


I will probably, just a hard question lah to be honest but, I'm working as a driver


oh ya what would you change about your life, probably I, just dedicate, my time more with my family If I have like, one more year left to live ya, that's my answer to it


ya so and now I ask you lah a question


okay now I ask you a question ah, what personal trait do you like most about yourself, yup, what personal trait do you like most, eh faster lah


really meh you carry


this is a love question ah, okay what's the question again how do you know, I'm twenty by the way


not exactly ah, so what's the question again you ask me just now, I think ah if the


if there's one way to know whether if we truly love your partner is, when we feel jealous when we see them, flirting with other people I guess, [uh um] jealousy


like you know jealousy is a sign of love also, yea lah I mean that's for me lah, yea yea I don't know how about you lah


K, yea I want to ask you one question ah, name one, name one of your closest friends, err how is he or she special to you


uh that's interesting


okay, what's the question for me ah


without getting paid, okay I'm a very err caring and


gracious person, I ya and gracious ah, I'm a, gracious Singaporean, err yeah so, I think I'm ready to devote my time to err doing charity work


ya, my target audience will be err, the elderly the poor the disabled, and the mentally disabled


and the handicaps, and the orphanage the orphans, yes I know one


err organization ah it's it's called Yellow-Ribbon, ya it's err they help those unfortunate people, and also err ex convicts, ya


err not exactly but I do some donations, ya I mean I think that's err small thing that I can help ah to contribute to the society of Singapore


of course yes, err no I do it err alone sincerely, no no I don't I don't show, ya maybe I planning to do it one day when I'm free lah


maybe I can start up my own err charity organization ah help, these people out


what value do I bring to other people's lives, I'm not exactly sure about that but I think, I always help people lah so, I make them


helping helping is is everything, okay I, okay now I ask you question ah, how well can you cook or bake


often you very lousy, really meh


err you mean like the medium rare well done, what else ah, but what's your most favourite dish that you like


or maybe your, okay, that's good, but that I would like to try one lah


yea you should make it for me too


err cannot, close your eye is there someone at this, now I want to ask you ah is there someone at this table you would like to know better, what intrigues you eh what intrigues or interest you about this person


okay so there's any thing that you want to know about me anything that, might be interest


err ya ya err my dad err he has a he has his own food stall, okay ya so he is, err he sells some Malay dishes, err as as for example fried rice


ya and some mixed dishes, ya, you know like those Chinese economic rice ah that kind of thing


err it just being a few month actually ah, it still ya it it just ya it's a new business ah, oh he he work as a, err paramedic


err he's a she's a childcare teacher, yes early childhood, yes I've one small brother, yea he's currently in secondary four


N level you hear, yes NA, yea I also from NA sia, no


I just continue to err find a job and I, work as a driver right now


ya I find a work, ya let's err, ya, hey where's the markers here


okay err let me spot the difference first ah, at the left top corner of the, yea from the top left corner ah err in between the


trees there's a signboard, saying, Orchard, keep out, how about yours, on a wheelbarrow yea


yea I also have it ah, oh mines a empty set of potato on the ground ah


mine is also one of the guy is, playing with his sling shot, but the guy beside him is just keeping quiet ah they don't mention any name, yea


you got how many ship ah, oh I have five whites and one grey ship


yea I have one small baby ship ah, oh mine is using a electrical saw to cut down the tree ah


my one only got four pin, yea I'm short of two pins right, yea I have a three stack of hay


err and beside it there's a, board, yea signboards stating, buy ten get one free how about you eh, okay


and, ya in the middle of the picture ah my one there's a, there's a guy jumping in mid air because he's err getting stung by bees how about you, ya


oh so he's not jumping in mid air ah, okay, okay and the bottom left of the, picture the


there's three kids, standing there


err ya mud mine also is throwing a, bowling ball but there are no bowling pins


ya for me ah the the scoreboard Sue gets three points and Ben get one point


I don't think so ah, okay you mean the card game ah, ya okay so


err let me ask you a question first ah, describe the perfect date, ya


err K that's interesting


okay, that's interesting, then have you tried going on a


ya, err okay I can help you with some recommendation


but why are you on a diet lah


for me my perfect date is when, both parties are splitting the bill, no I err, I believe in gender equality


err I don't mind going on a, fancy date or just a normal, date by the beach I don't mind, err not really I'm not really a fussy eater


my valued possession is probably my handphone, ya because, ya so ya that's basically my, most valued possession because If I lost my handphone I will be


ya devastated and, uh what's, I will go berserk ya, ya ya whatever it is


I think is just you know the, the times like you know our generation we are, glued to our phone and we can't go on a day without it ya


so now let me ask you a question lah, if your house caught fire and you only had time to save one item, what would you save


cause it's a item


for me I probably save my, handphone, because, to me handphone is very important If I manage to save my phone I can contact the emergency, hotline I can call the fire brigade I can call the police I can call


no it's too far man it's too far, cause, the situation is when your house caught on fire so I don't think I have time to run to the nearest payphone, ya that's if they're at home


ya eh but I think I I would just save my valued possession


bucket list, does travel uh travelling, part of my bucket list, okay basically my top three my bucket list would be, going travelling, I would like to visit London


yes, no I want to see err visit the Stonehenge, yea it's, the UNESCO world heritage site


and I also like to err, go to their stadiums because err I like I'm a fan of football, yea especially, yes EPL


oh I'm a fan of Arsenal, how about you do you like football


K second on my bucket list is err, I would like to get a permanent job, and I would like to join the, Police Force, yea


oh okay okay yea actually yea I still would like to join the Police Force because uh, I'm I've the I've ambition ambitious, yea I'm ambitious and I really wanted to be a policeman since I was young


for the third one, I've never I mean I haven't decided yet ah, but


I guess, maybe doing charity work because I would like to contribute back to society as, I've ambitious


yea I mean, I obviously would like to have some, luxury items but then err, it's not in my top bucket list lah it's not a priority ah, K now


K how about you what's your top three on the bucket list, what brand ah


yea I heard of it before, then how about the Omega watch, yea my fringe


yea I think I've a good, suggestion and you can pass it to me, cause I love omega Orchard, never mind


okay, fine with that


I'm curious ah when you're at home right, what's your favourite, course uh, I mean what do you like to do at home, ya what's your favourite chores, and what's your least favourite chores


yup err I wash my clothes, ya, ya and the least favorite chores for for me is I hate


doing the dishes, why ah, ya, and and I also actually don't don't like to iron clothes ah


this is a very hard question lah, uh so how about you then


oh ya, for me ya I will I'm also keen in doing business so I would take the risk and


and as err doing business we have to take risk, by the way err when did you last cry ah


come on don't be shy, it just between you and me, it just between you and me, what's here stays here, are you really that sentimental oh-my-God


seriously, or maybe I, are you sure about that, okay err, probably a few years back when my grandparents passed away


yes ya, no but I do visit them during weekends when I, since since I was smaller ya and when I'm free


err no they're actually ya didn't manage to lah, yes, but I do have some


of the item that day actually bought from you when I was young ah, yes and I want to, err actually is a, a very old modern of a Nintendo game box


which is very rare and very hard to get these days so I think it's a very unique momento, and like, ya and my favourite game only was Super-Mario


for me I wouldn't go for, a dating agency because I think I would nature takes its course, how about you


uh what's your favourite apps, oh I see, no I don't but do you know any of it, popular dating apps


okay, ya


err for me the happiest moment in my life is, err back when I was small and, I actually get first place, err in the racing competition


err it's a it's a sports day event in school, and err my, sports day, ya ya I actually managed to get first place and ya, my my brothers were there and they were they were


(hm) I mean that's that's what I can think of lah as of now lah, because there are so much happy memories ah, how about you eh what's your happiest moment of your life


cause it's very valuable, is it


for me, If I could turn back time, I will turn back, to my secondary school days, and I would study harder, and get better results


how about you


oh I see so, so when you do mistakes, okay, yea it's true lah, but what if it's a huge mistake


so err back to relationship


what is a deal, what is a deal breaker in your search for a partner


[um hm] so do girls ever throw themselves to you, okay, so do you your confidence level is really high that high


are you labeling uh yourself like a Prince charming or something , what kind of boundaries


oh yea, like everyone everyone has their their own flaws lah, yea yea


oh so, yea I think I'm good with uh


for me, for me the most important thread is loyalty


okay so, ya as I was saying, loyalty, and also ya trust, we have to, we have trust in each other


normally half a year, ya, my wise err back in those err, secondary school days ya, ya so we had maybe it wasn't, ya maybe it wasn't that serious


oh maybe because, on both parties, side we are just not mature enough that's why, we did it last long


err I think she she lacks attention that's why lah, ya may, and maybe sadly sadly to say maybe she is not serious enough


ya but like like you said err you're the type of person who'll move on not ponder on the


so have you move on, okay, when did you last have a true truly meaningful conversation with someone, what did what did you talk about


nevermind err I, it's just, ya it's just between you and me ah I promise there's no, secrets, leaked out, what stays in this room stays in this room


that's what we supposed to do


ya but what I mean is, for the last, what's your last truly truly meaningful conversation, that you had with someone what did you talk about


I don't know what err what's meaningful to you lah


okay the last truly meaningful conversation I had is with my best friend, okay we talk about the err the future ahead of us, no what as in, what are we going to be err be doing in the future


what are what permanent jobs are we will we be having, and also will we be able to err hang out, when we get married like, now when we are still teenage teenagers


ya obviously lah, oh okay that's interesting, but why leh, kids are adorable you know


but what but what if your, but what if your wife really wants to have her own child, yes she doesn't want adoption she wants to have her own child


but adoption is really pricey you know, it's a really expensive, and tedious, low sass


so you willing to maybe err what's that called err, yes so you do


you mean like last meal of the day or what, oh okay , for me, uh probably, eat anything, delicious with my family ah


ya, maybe uh Chinese cuisine or something, ya, I like Char-Kway-Teow, and I like Yong-Tau-Foo and I like Laksa


and I also like Mee-Sua, !woah! but I thought you say you were on a diet so


fried chicken is really not on the diet list man


I probably want to have a, special ability to, see the future, and read minds, basically like psychic, oh okay okay, err probably


see the future, ya, basically like psychic, yes and, ya what will happen to the to the Earth the tragedies and all


ya and if I if , ya and, If I could avoid, accidents and all


yea, then how about you what would you like, to have a special ability, a special power


err probably can accept that ah, you as in my, a close female friend, female, I'm strict, and I'm not a fan of


when you going party, okay okay, some of that, yea probably cannot set that and I I can also expressed


same feeling that she had, yes I won't mind because err you know we know each other a lot we know our flaws, that we have the, I mean from the beginning we already have the love for each other as a


close friend, yea and, yea maybe it will get awkward like for the first few days or weeks but you really, the time that's time pass by, feeling will develop what


even for even for even for newlyweds they will also feel awkward when they, just get married, yea but as close friend we already


comfortable with each other ya that's why, obviously no the because I'm straight, ya and ya, I'm not the fan of LGBTQ


eh how about you leh, are you straight or are you narrow


try to, keep the friendship, intact, and continue to be friends although we are no longer


no, because she wasn't my close friend, because things happen


it ya but there's also a term called love at first sight, ya so, ya that that that's basically what happens to me lah, no she I think she likes me first ah, ya


and she starts flirting along with me and that's when I like you know slowly, also fall, for her


she's actually, one of one of her, positive trades is she's, defensive of, like and like she would easily get jealous and


angry when, I had err contact with other girls, how about you


why ah, so you won't, so if you, uh express her, her feelings to you one day, would you reject it or


so what would your ultimate choice be


so basically you won't accept her lah, and what if she feels dishearten about it


okay ya so, going on to the next question, oh but what if it's a guy friend are you straight or are you in love are you sure about that


okay, ah how many siblings do you have and who are you closest to


how is she, oh okay, maybe I could go there and


oh okay I didn't know about that


and why is that so, what kind, in what way


[uh hm] then what


so, ya I get I get you I get you


ya I have one small brother err currently in sec four and I'm also not close to him, partly it's because I have this slight hatred towards him because my father


what do you call that favors him more, you know like, cause my parents pampered pampered him more you know like, ya I mean usually the younger sibling always get the more attention