you know I ask, I that I ask my friend who go S H H I, is not even private, suss is, government new one what, she said like I am just paying four K to study myself, per sem per sem four K, just to study myself


like she said don't even have lecturer, then everything is like online then you you have to buy a book (ppc) or something or like then the book is online, then you just have to own self read, then you just attend like tutorials, then is like, no teachers no nothing you know that kind of thing


so that's why I damn scared like I really don't want but, no but reality is legit [orh] like, really like no recognise, but is really like if, if really okay like


ya like, fairly and my no cause my god sis also like from private one lah, she she is already like, like she already experience the whole thing and she's like it's damn true like, no matter how you try to like tell yourself like !aiya! like it's not that bad then what what what


like reality is right the company won't even, they see right then they just uh, but you not gonna go overseas right


but they are more recognize right, I don't know I like Siao scared eh , I don't know I I I ever ask, I say what if like cannot get in


then they say like no because right no they just say like or go overseas lor, then I was like !huh!, nope but, ya no, ya they willing to like fork out the money, cause like, to them their thinking is like, uh like


they didn't have a chance to go, so is like if can then they will like, fund me to like, go lah like that kind of thing then she say !aiya! at most just take like student loan lor that kind of, then, or bank I don't know ah


he just say take some loan ah, okay but like, I don't dare to, alone like unless right is like, you know like collage, hall, then I don't mind because like, got people around you one what like you know


but like is like legit your own housing that kind of thing, creepy right I don't know


right, then I just think next time if I go, ya if I like ourselves go overseas alone right, then later like got insect how sia, like who gonna catch for me then some more you know oversea their insect big big one


like, ya buy hundred of it ship overseas, no ah like really lah like I'm cause my phobia is legit real one like, I legit legit legit legit legit scared like


everything, ant also, ya mosquito also scared, like you know mosquito, I see here right, then because I think I think I look good into details


like you know like the, ya then I start to like the more I stare the more I don't dare to smack it, like for me right, !huh! you not scared ah


but you're not, I then scared of cockroach lah it's so disgust, ya lah all cockroach like all the cockroach that I always encounter always fly so it's like, so it's like


so it's like you know, he always sigh ah then I like don't like lah then I get scared, I just don't like things that flies right, like, ya I hate birds also, oh I got, when I was seven years old and that was it the last time that he sat on me


how, how, all outdoor birthday parties, then like what garden kind of style, where's


(ppb) no did you touch it, ya ya ya ya that's what I did, !huh! you smell I never smell, no I just, I just touch, and I was like why slimy slimy one, then, that time it was a bit transparent


it's not, quite like, like egg white then after that (ppb), after that I was like I ask my mom who is this, then she like, oh-my-god she like oh-my-god that is bird shit then after that I be like, shower and everything disgusting


okay what are the options left right


I don't know what what, no, but uh, most wastage


is that the foundation, ya, ya, ya, I got one friend, year one right, very well three point nine, okay, then


from year two onwards right, gpa become like three point three lah all this, then you know what's her cumulative still three point six, ya, so I was like, okay like for me right okay at least you know where you went wrong eh like you have a conclusion you know I have no conclusion eh


like where did I where did I do badly, year two ah, for me it's like


then you study, ya


why why why he give after that, eight ya ya ya, slowly go up but


a little bit ya, went up, !aiya! but


ya, so he's now it's like three point four


then after that because one of it then pull down again then drop again


!huh! no no there's no high one


uh maybe, ya


ya I got B plus, a lot ya, no because like, for me my


sem one was three point six five, point six five then, the poa, sem right, drop to three point five five, three point five five so, in the end my cumulative was three point five eight


three point five no three point five seven, that kind, so, it's like it's really three point six five [orh] then three point five five right, cause I then the middle it's not even middle it's not even like a three point like, six or six three point it's nearer to the three point five five end, ya so it's like it's really affect a lot


then after that like I got that one, that's like three point five, three point five seven three point five, five five five seven ish ah, then after that later like, uh cause year two sem one then I did better again, cause my, raw itself was three point six three


then after that I was like damn happy ah cause like pull up what so it's like, that my gpa was like three point five eight, then I was like okay like just need to maintain then no HRM and then, uh FMA come in then that sem itself I got three point two something eh


like !wah! I first time hit so low eh, no no no as in for me ah because, for all since I entered Poly right, I already have the mindset is I just want to do well, so since, year one I'll just camp in the library then I just study since year one that's why I can get three point six five what


like even though it's not as good as people other people who can camp in the, library and produce like better results lah but, I think it's okay already lah ya, so then after that uh, pull down lor then from three point five, eight right, become three point four eight eh


then I I I that time I was like, I didn't really and you know I actually like cried when I got, uh when my POA pull down, pull me down, but then right, because I got three point four eight pull down even more right


but that time was you know when intern just started, then you know you're damn tired and like overwhelmed by like this whole new environment this whole thing I just I didn't give any shit I just I saw the marks then I just whatever like, I no feeling already like I got too many other things to like care about ah that kind of thing


that's why that that part I didn't get affected lah but, I still sad ah like uh then that's why I ask me where did I go wrong then I'm, I don't know maybe just the, I think it's very unfair


ya, everything everything do well ya, like ya, ya, you need to be good in the all the aspects


that one is actually about what ah I always like quite curious about psychology


!wow!, ya


!wow!, !huh! it's either twenty or zero


oh-my ah, not everybody can says things well on the spot that kind what


ya, some people are just bad like, comforters you know like like , they want it in those time like very like ya


very freak [loh] like is they is not a sincere conversation already what, ya, like robot like that lah ya, ya


ya, ya then how sia like, imagine you know you know you have those classmates like very quiet one right like nothing much to say and then also not much opinion on things also one right, then when they talk it's just


oh I don't know what they even going to talk sia, ya, paper is how they intend to ah


at first I interested in like psychology ya, NP one


or like how the, like chemicals everything like that one ah


but she like anot, or because like because like my friend, I got one friend is np one, she say it's like uh cause it's in under the School of uh Humanities or something like that ah like


ya ya ya then then it's like she say like write a lot of essay, her essay a lot of pages then she say very hard to score, so it's like her for her right the gpa and all these is like, harder to get, like good marks one lor that kind of thing


ya ya ya it's like subjective right you cannot, you cannot like, tell, like whether it's like, like to you it's good but like to them it may not be like


no to me right is, each got it is own difficulty, like, maybe to them easy means just because it's not taking like uh A levels kind of subject what, but you are talking in terms of like that one is really like academic academic kind of difficulty ours is kind of like


not just academic but like, how what you call all these it's like your, your own kind of skills ah like, you you know right ya ya that kind so it's like is a different type of difficulty that we are talking about lor


ya like, I okay like no offence ah my jc friends right, like they will say how's your gpa now, okay then the worse thing is I always get compared to like Grace like, okay you know okay that's the one thing like you you like you you and Jun-Jie is like me and her like that


like, like, no at first I I was better than her like at first year one hers was three point five and mine was three point six right, then after that like, year two right suddenly like did good for her like, everything was in her favour so both her year two right both her year two three point eight


so right she manage to get into honour roll, from like a three point five or three point four something right she got into honour roll, then, like honestly part of me is just like, I should be happy for her, but then like


is bad for me to say that I am not happy not say not happy but I I ya then, so when she like announce like not say announce but like when we got to know about it right, then you know like my clip right they like congratulate her, then I don't know why now my thinking is this lah like if I if is not sincere I rather not


that's my like my not say motto lah but that's how my thinking is ah so I didn't even say, like I didn't even say like oh congrats like you know that kind of, cause to me is like if is not like gonna to be genuine then I rather no say like I don't want to be fake lah I will only like, say or compliment people if I truly meet it that kind of


then I just never say anything, then because like you see imagine like she got three point eight three point eight then, her F and B also damn good that kinf of thing then when I ask her like you want to study together !wah! she'll be like uh I think I study better at home then, ya then ya you know that kind of person so is like


in the end in the end like, she did well than my one you know, like not so like very happy lah like, ya, then she


I would say confirm got three point six one lah, because my, my my, overall right is not like you must three point nine and get in like I finish accountancy you need three point nine three point eight to get in, my one highest right, is probably three point eight


ya so I think you get three point seven right, you should be A already


oh that that your A B C D right, ya, ya then some more he keep like saying you right then you like, ya, ya


ya, be considerate also [loh], ya


he will he always like VCD, YouTube ya, ya, at first I didn't understand you know, then after that I went to ask him, then he say oh that's her grades lor then I like okay like


ya then, states ya I know, worst


but, at least you pull up better than I pull up so that's the bright side, I I never even get that high, my my highest is three point six five what like, in any ya my sem three point six five is just because


my before before that three point two right I was consistent, that's why it maintain is always like at the higher like cause is, three point six five then three point five five then three point six three, so it was like always, at three point six ish kind one then suddenly three point two so become drop to three point four eight lor


that kind of thing, ya, then, ya then you know what I mean then okay then okay the worst thing is when we have, the like Snapchat kind of like group, then because at that point my jc friends like choosing like the courses right


then they will ask like start asking us what we want, then she will say things, uh I considering ntu business but you know like you are not even in the, you you not even like can, qualify, then I just never say anything then they will say like


uh you leh like that like me, but Snapchat is like, is created in a way that you can don't reply so I just like open then I just like, no ah what you what you want me to say, like I can't even say that oh I I I aiming for ntu business then you know she she still can say in the group like


!huh! but like very hard though don't know if I can get in like, I considering lah in one of my options but like , very hard leh like I see the gpa like the cut off point then I just okay lor thanks ah like (ppb)


full, your good friend ah


my secondary school, all my secondary school friends go jc bro, no look only Grace is, from my secondary school, everybody else all in J


I don't know like for me it's like, I feel like, I still not, super close to them yet, like I feel like I got difference like secondary school one right, you know every shit about each other that kind, and then


but I feel like, genuinely click with, it's like, we click because, we need friends in school, then at the end of the day, are we really close you know


are we the kind that really eh let's go out and, eh let's go out like I want go shopping and go with me that kind, are they that kind then that's another question cause like, I will ask my secondary school mates to do that with me like eh we go out eat eh you want you want to breakfast together that kind of thing


ya, ya they, actually I don't I I cannot really find any friends that, like really, will want to study with you that kind


ya, look actually to me right even my closest one right like the people I always hang out with


everyone, like, if if we are not in school, I don't, I will even meet them outside, that kind, like uh you ask yourself throughout this whole holiday, you got go out with your poly friends meh like


on my own okay other than drinking like like legit, genuinely go out hang out that kind, like


ya, ya your personal choice what


forty for like oh ya, ya I I don't like those people right that


like always say like, like we must eat together cause we like a clique like, oh actually I thank God I don't really have a clique, like I, I don't really have a like a fix set of people I hang out with that kind


ya ya , oh okay is basically half your class and then after that


ya that's true that's true like as in I will tell stuff to my poly friend, but then is like, got one got limit one [orh], like, because okay there's there's a lot of things about, life that they still don't know about you like they only know you for like from here onwards


like they don't know you like, what were you before, ya, (ppb) ya


uh really, no even the even the girl, your your secondary school is like got the girl in my, no meh o four, o four ah, does she know


what so she knows about our trip and all , is really I should quiet ah


does she have any opinion, like the more bimboish that kind , but she got like say anything, like, regarding


oh she like that one ah I didn't know sia like that, really really meh, oh but I I not I not very close to her I never really talk to her


o four uh, not at all right, ya that class


you gonna reinstall right, cheat the cheat confirm confirm you gonna download it everyday then after that post everything on story, then you everyday just what like watch the YouTube video ah


really can ah, like can survive, more important is


you know you don't, !walao! you like stressing me sia then I'm like , no still got people say like three point nine three point nine then they still like I don't know where to go


what do I even have, what do I even have to begin with, (ppb) ya, (ppb) then you got buffet right we only got #tai fun#


(ppb) then within that four five, four five dish right left like one portion like that


brand ah I think like, for longest time is in Innisfree lor, like seriously eh, no but I don't know okay I I really want to buy face mace but I don't know what brand to buy like I really need, ya lah like filler pack


no but you keep saying like the Innisfree not very good then, ya then I don't know what, uh how ah ya, then now regret already


you use so many sheets, oh-my-god , not heavy meh the shipping


like when you receive that box is like water content


more brighten ya ya ya


okay what, no technically right Innisfree if you go like outside is two dollar also, no because you go online buy ya you go online buy right


you got what, like what, no no no as in you got what, then you have to secretly give me the bathrooom quick quick quick put on put on then after that I come out then eh where is it


no got what like, you what you have, no uh I got a few that I always


then you will be less less, (ppb) later Bangkok right you angry right


I think aloe vera also good, eh you know rice hor is different one right the, no the water it's not, cream like lotion ya oh, smell like bread


baked bread like ya alright alright got that that smell right ya, I got a shock at the start ya, bring eh, no cause confirm like when we go on airplane also very, no no no no no, airplane I'm gonna put my make up already eh hello no but luckily it's two hour you know that time I go Korea right


two hour thirty minute eh that one, no, I remember no it's two hour thirty but end up one hour thirty


two hour, it's two hour, but then because of the time difference, end up it's only like we wasted one hour, aloe vera ya


ya lah actually I was thinking can bring card, no as in we can bring card game or not, kept it here then we have to play what like, but we can still bring regardless, you not


ya lah, then then like, oh but heard they like very noisy on the, we were sleeping or something


really, where you buy, !huh! oh not not don't have online one ah, no not online don't have like uh like Watson all this


uh anyway can you forward the


did no did you go back research, no is because I watch YouTuber one, then is is not sponsored video, so like I always check my when they say like, this is damn bomb that kind of thing I always look at description like the whether it's sponsored or not then it's really not sponsored it's really like


her own Holy Grail for like, throughout then she even show example cause she like got quite a lot of like like acne one right, !wah! she just take the brush oh take the powder oh, like that oh, then come out already hello then then after that she's like


then she's like she she cover then like, do you see that then after that I was like !wah! then everybody in the section the comment section also like, they comment sia like !wow! like really disappear sia from red become, skin colour, like just a little bit


oh ya lah that's true lah whether like ya, or, or you go down the physical store just to try


Sephora I think, this kind of thing only Sephora what, ya eh you know [orh] I don't, I don't dare to go in Sephora one leh, I don't dare like even queueing to pay money hor


I also feel threatened like they will like judge you like, why you buy this product you know that kind of like judge judgy face then I'm just like, staring at you , like you you like want to try don't want try then you just there like


right eh I thought it's just me sia, ya they they they sound damn expert right then, I scared later they judge me sia like ya


ya, I I don't like go in Sephora sia , need to give feedback eh, your staff needs to be more friendly and approachable, less judgmental, ya like people go inside makeup shop because they don't have makeup right


right, then like they want to look prettier then and all, Etude House the which one, powder pack collagen


is it only one sheet, only two sheets available, how much


ya Korean one more friendly lah lor, cream is like stick mah like stick foundation


ya like ya whether like is it patchy or not is like like flawless ya, that can see the the ya


I agree, no but right they always say is better to, invest in, skincare, than makeup, do you exfoliate your skin


what you use, like as in like your face the face like your face, oh but you do that how many times a week


ya that's why ya ya


no cause like, ya [loh] like they say you should exfoliate but I don't so, no it it was never in my consideration like I didn't know that like oh you must exfoliate that kind of thing, no but I that's why I don't know which one like what brand should I buy like


but I thought they say that one not good, the bead, uh then, uh you press then pshoong


cause the one I I got one I see exfoliate right is don't have this kind of thing one is, just the gel, you like that right, then will start to have all the like the dead you know you know that one, is the Japanese one the


it's quite ex eh like one bottle right forty nine dollar eh, but they said then they they like they like over exaggerate they say like one bottle, in Japan sold every seven point five second, like like literally number one like the number one selling


really meh, but I want those that don't really harm that much like not literally scrapping off but it's just like gently like, got the ya


that's true


maybe but is it drying after that like very tight, not tight at all, like you know sometimes you do already then you wipe your face right, then you feel like when you like want to smile like, like you feel like very tight where I it'll hurt


really meh like, really, I won't leh I, you like that tight feeling I don't like it hurts leh like very drying no what by right


water mask shouldn't, cause that what, oh mine it take, but you say you don't like the mask, no lah I need to sleep it with, I thought you said you don't like


then it's like I think it's over rated that kind like uh you think it's like over rated that kind, really, no I'm using my second tub also you know I have five tubs at home, no because, Korea


ya like no it was like selling like oh you get one more then it's like another discount so I just keep buying lor, then, twenty eight dollars, why your one cheaper ah, no but


original is like thirty five leh, so you went online again right ya lah


the previous one I bought also twenty two twenty three but that one I bought it in cruise, (ppb) you know that time my school got the free, the free cruise no I bought, but I forget if I got share with my friend


that kind like, no it's not small it's the big big the the that that size one lor the standard size, then after that I bought, and then, bought one in cruise then after that after okay you know the funniest thing is after cruise, the next day I flew to Korea already, it was actually a back to back overseas trip


then I didn't have time to pack, I just literally transferred my stuff, from the cruise luggage bag transfer to ya then I go out and bought it ya, literally then after that when I reach Korea then I buy, ya


ya like that period was the, ya it was a year one period right like year one year one right they were like raving over it leh, like it doesn't cause me break out also like you know some moisturiser right


like maybe because too much oil in the product then will cause you to break out cause some more I got oily skin


water or gel


I use everyday every night eh, I use every night


be as effective as it was, for me I like cause you know now I never work, but I need a break, girl ya no like on these like for example I consecutively work


then that, those nights I will put the mask, but then like if let's say I like having break I don't need to go out what, cause for me I put is because so that my makeup won't look, like because when dry then you put concealer right is like, gonna be like patches everywhere that kind


but then like, if I not I not going I not working and or, then I don't need put I I let it like don't put ah like that that kind cause technically no need everyday put one what, but for me I realise if I one day don't put right I can start to see it getting dry like my skin is, oily but


so is like it produces a lot of, oil because my skin is dry right, but that freaking oil that it chose to produce doesn't, hydrate my dryness, so it's still dry, but is damn


my skin is damn F up like, super super super F up, I don't like my skin ah that's why I just put moisturiser, then when I put moisturiser then I wake up in the morning right, damn oily like, two layers of like (ppb), there ya it's damn oily like it's on top of my oil then the moisturiser but


lucky it's water type so there's no breakout, it's just outside it's like very shiny


no I hear for Cosrx, products always like that one sia like at the start right all their products will give you like breakouts


oh ya (ppb) like don't want waste your money right, like for me right I bought , I bought, primer, then after that like I feel like, that primer doesn't suit my concealer, like you put a primer, but maybe the ingredients don't match


so when I put primer then I put con, some parts a bit like blot, ya I mean like I think is because of the difference in the texture or what then


ya then I think the primer is like the is not, not say I not say silicon kind but is the smooth smooth, some primer is like just like moisturiser kind of feeling some is like, you put already right, this layer of smoothness like shoong like that that kind


is the you know the banner, depends right benefit one, you know benefit the professional, I use that one then, I'm I okay I think it's good in the sense that like for example your pores very big


it doesn't minimise your pores it's just to make your skin look smoother, like you know like cause they say like the product will say help you to minimise your pores right, I honestly don't think it minimises but it helps to smoothen because pores is like one dot one dot one dot, while we apply cause it's like a smooth kind of primer so you apply it glides over it right


so it kind of helps not say fill up the the holes but like, you get I mean so it becomes more smooth, but other than that I don't think it's like and I think it helps to, make the make up stay on longer, but then other than that


then I was like okay lah a bit waste money cause I bought the mini one, cause I don't know good or not what, then mini one twenty two dollars leh, I bet if your friend bought the original size one right is fifty something dollar


oh, oh like I don't know lah I use is it's alright but it's not like, good and like the ingredients like clash leh


I don't know ah, no I think your skin is okay it's just that can make it bright like I think your concern would be brightening, but my but my concern is like my acne lah


I putting concealer now, ya today I only just put concealer, I didn't even, ya I I never


twenty four seven, like I wash my face finish then red red then you think that maybe cause it's like you just wash, then I let it set for like two hours it's still red like I don't know why like okay like, no I put moisturiser is still like that, like the worst one right is my chin my chin is damn red


I used to use the you know La Roche that one ya then got expired so like, so, now I only left with water sleeping mask that's why I want to buy the Clinique one, the moisturiser


ah toner I use toner lah, kill, expensive one leh, like one bottle, no my face, is always red like


that part I don't know I don't know well, because I scared those essences very oily, very


what's the use of, slime ah


but what, but my one is redness though


I also okay ah ya, no like (ppb) you know like I very uh like insecure about that, like you know every time go camp, no you remember you remember you you saw me that time


then you all were like oh-my-god why your face so red, is like that everytime, ya but you got see after that it did kind of, like right it's you, cool down already but is, still red right like, ya it is like that uh


!wah! come out is like really red one like and then, but my body also sia my body everywhere red patches


oh mine not lah, itchy itchy like that right, ya ya, it's so awkward right, like sudden suddenly some allergy like that there


ya, like I mean like everybody got their own different, problem that they want to solve cause for me, for me I don't really have uneven but do you


my one, generally okay lah like, okay you know actually my this one I never put conceal I never put concealer for my dark eye circles today, but is like, but you can can see right can see right but, last time don't have eh I swear is this year lor after intern


!wah! intern make me have eh, for some it's genetic one while like


one bag get one free bag , my sister also have ah, then it's genetics already ah


but does she sleep late


no depends some fairer people right their dark eye circle appear reddish, you get what I mean ah ya the reddish reddish kind, ya yours is just


I can I cannot live without concealer, the rest I can give up, concealer powder, make ups setting space


I use the Innisfree one I wanna find a good powder also, the nose sebum you know that, why I use that one, without it mine ah, my make up will run, cause the amount of oil right you the amount of oil produced right


you know oil control sheet, I use three soap, because I put powder and I put setting spray if like natural, natural situation at home like that right, I wash my face like for example when I wake up twelve PM I wash my face


by three PM right I can use finish three full sheet, uh no leh no I I like you know okay honest honestly at the start I got worry sia


like the, like when accommodation right then like, I have to like show my legit like, like, no like I don't know lah like


no lah


no but let's say when you no that's cause you meet strangers, but like if it's people you know, no especially people who you're you're not that close to and they only see your make up before, then I got that pressure you know like, I cannot let them see my without makeup is


ya you will right why ah, is she in your class, if it's it's your that like close friend eh


they ya , no but if let's say


in in both like ya


Winnie right you will show ah, you will show, like you clique leh Winnie your clique, small clique leh, will you no as in not, ya will you, big clique not okay


rather not to, okay one ah legit


so nothing right ya ya, no ah her, I don't like, no no no got see before it's just like only on days that for example


like you know on a Sunday and I need to like freaking go back to school to do project at Spectrum, that kind of situation, so that those days right, and then some more you already rushing for your project right those days I will like just, f it I really put nothing


I just put powder only just to control the oil control so that I'm not that oily but then I like, ya but at the start need like you know you will a bit a bit like insecure that kind, then as time passes then you realise actually I got nobody I want to impress in the group what right


very flat is it, be and like fat like, it will help to structure your features ya


uh then some more in the plane also, are you gonna shower, no as in wash your hair, I don't know eh if if I don't wash my hair in mornings like this


no now that I perm my hair, I try not to which is very irritating like, no because okay my scalp also damn oily


I ever use oil control sheet hor, to just like, like one full day, twenty four hours going onwards never wash, then I use right, fill up three quarter


and hor my hair is thin, so the oil sip through damn fast


what's your right shampoo, that one expensive eh the green color one, the green color bottle


or is it the, herbal, the, rectangle, go up one, cap is white one, nope cap, the cap the cap, is white


okay is yours the green color one, is the, the, I think I use is it like and no my one I use right is like a bit like cooling cooling


ya that one, ya I I used to use that one, expensive though like it's more on the expensive side not say it like the most expensive but if you wanna compare to like, those kind of like, normal brands like Pantene lah all these it's more expensive


I don't use that at all


!aiya! that's why I keep thinking you know cause you see our plane eight, we need to reach by six, oh did JJ tell you, you want reach by six how you take bus, your bus eight five eight confirm take over like one hour one lor


forty minute, then you take the five thirty bus ah, five thirty ah


wait our flight is what eight eight thirty


I I confirm I confirm will reach earlier one, no my I probably my dad fetch me


wait why I'm asking no then it means you've to wake up at like four AM right


but you need to shower do your make up, if I wanna look bombed, if I wanna look bomb I take, twenty twenty minute


twenty thirty twenty minute, twenty minute then I shower twenty minute, my showering itself


fastest ten minutes, cause I wanna wash my hair and I still need to, I I wash my hair, I still need to dry I still need to style, I got perm hair okay if I just dry ah it's like poom like


no four four can no four can, four can, ya I don't know lah then I just think, unless unless I go Bangkok like this lor, ya we also trying to wake


I will sia, I mean I have to put alarm clock what, we still got what


no, eh wait you do you want to get driving license


your sister have, she don't want


can learn together one meh, same school, Bukit-Batok, crazy (ppb)


I want but then, no, but no time, as in I don't wanna learn now because school is gonna start and I need to really focus on my studies


and, during the holidays I also working like now working what so it's like very hard lah like it will be, then shit packed lor like everyday I got no rest at all like that


ya lah, eh but I I scared of car I scared of road eh, !aiya! everything also scared one lah me


no imagine right yellow light [orh], go or don't go then I indecisive, everybody else lor, okay only my dad will stop


green then to yellow then shoong , drive seventy KM per hour ya he he he very safe driving one, he drive right, like you know some people just like that like like one hand only that kind


then end up must use gps one eh, like even though he knows the way he still, is just he like that then he Shiok ah, then no no then his gps hor, from English become Chinese sia then is China accent one


then I like what you doing, or you know right I don't know like I feel like, everybody judges my


no no no as in not only a few songs but it's just like you know normal people, they like like like they just listen to the mainstream right, like mainstream pop, I mean I I am okay like I don't hate it but is not my favorite like


you know like I can listen it oh like walk pass then okay like listen to it but is like not something that I put in my playlist and like when I am studying I like to listen that kind, you get what I mean like, I like, slow songs


like those kind of like I listen more of Chinese songs that kind, uh you know that kind right, ya like my my playlist is more of Chinese and Korean, English little bit


no but I just like more chill songs ah I don't like those like very, like okay like like you know like, ah I don't like that kind like to me is, disturbance to my ears no eh some people listen to EDM when studying one eh, for me right my ear my ear will pain eh


no your ear will pain eh like ya, ED like EDM, twenty percent still a lot bro


I like slow is like, it's slow and my brother calls it boring you see, she she's like he's like why you listen to like so boring music so sad one like the lyrics all so sad one , I like that's my mood twenty four seven so what you expect


!huh!, don't have sia


can't fall forward, no like I really no like I any chicken wing [orh] I also nice one sia


ya no no wing wing I like wing I don't like drum, you like drum ah, you prefer drum over wing, eh I like chicken wing


state of, state of I just crunch, (uh huh) it's just Asia eh like, Japan Korea China, shut up it's a, like, Japan, Korea China Taiwan Hong-Kong Macau


I only go Batam so it's in, Indonesia Malaysia, what else did I say


Macau uh I like Hong-Kong, but I don't like the people, I like the food, I like Hong-Kong food more, to be very honest, no it's more tasty like, I can go to any shop downstairs


just any you know those kind of like #ah ma# kind like shop that kind, it's bomb like just porridge for breakfast right taste so good eh, like the porridge it's like like you see oh like can't even see the rice granules that kind but it's like, ya but it's damn nice like I don't know how to describe and then you know like the Polo like the what you call that that bun with butter


it's damn good it's like Singapore cannot compare one Singapore is like not authentic one you go to hong-kong and it's the real deal, wait some more their their drinks right, morning drinks like it's like, uh they very famous for the coffee tea mix together one what or like milk tea ya


then it's like good lah like and then their breakfast is like you now they got, so that one is like Western ish and Chinese infuse so it's like they have like those kind of bun right then they put condensed milk and then like butter then they like


like grill like ya that kind it's damn good lah ya it's very authentic then, it's like you really feel like local lor no, I think it's okay eh like the food is okay


but your one go which part though, your one go which part though, I don't like Kaohsiung, cause the pace's very slow, and very like, nothing like !whoo! like just like this


(ppb) nothing, night or at least not my interest lah, I went, I went


Tai-Zhong Taipei and Kaohsiung, I like, I don't know where is there, oh she go holiday there ah, how long


she excited ah she like ah


I think Taiwan is okay lah I think Taiwan is okay to adapt , like it's, it's pretty okay like it's it's like quite safe lor nothing much also


but very dangerous sia, !wah! like the, ya, advanced one, you use your phone right, walking on the street they just gonna take and run away, I don't know like you know I got one colleague


she just say honestly Singaporeans are just babies, in their own bubbles, that's it which I fully agree ah, ya, but I don't know why some Singaporeans they so like, they so like


defensive, like no ah !wah! !wah! !wah! that kind of thing, ya we are a, mentality very baby ah like, small little thing also want to make until like big issue like that right ya ya


when was the last time


are they going to do you like a coral, no but no no, no that's my thinking right but will you still go, like if okay that was it's like you'll still go if like your friends go right but then if it's alone then you won't go right, like you won't initiate but if people Jio you you will go right because got some people they scared until right people Jio then they don't want go one


no like eh you wanna go H uh Halloween Horror Night, I check the price fifty two


ya ya ya no, our school also what, our school also, remember like the like people keep IG story, the, day got the ghost all this, like, walking around


ya then that one also got the special pricing, also forty something, no la it was that time when in school then we intern, ya, ya like, first one is twenty seven September


I wanted to go then like, within my group of friends got people want to go then people don't want go right then the people who want to go is not enough, to be safe enough, (ppb) but actually he he he will scared one leh cannot lah no I want go with people like brave lor cause I am the scaredy one


no no as in ya then, my latest movie ah, Crazy-Rich-Asian lor, I think as a movie is okay lor like not bad ah


like not bad, like ya like, what what you doing, what you doing


ya K K K you want go then, you want go then, but nobody watch with you


but you now nothing what is like holiday what, now is holiday is it like you got work but, what why Saturday Sunday working, I don't know this one your own choice ah you ovrselves add to your your your your


oh okay busy earning money, you can't help it


then, no but is so easy to find like you know after dinner then you just go and watch that kind of thing, okay lah then, then what you want sia


waste of time or somebody will say waste of time


why we staying paying money to be in the dark, ya sia


ya, oh I haven't finished mine, cold (ppb) one week


eh wait your one was what again ah as in your secondary school is what ah, secondary band oh no no NPCC NPCC I remember already, you #chao tah# for a, you say one what you say you #chao tah#


oh ya sia


I think I I feel like uh in terms of like your life skills like your, not say you're very skills but like your, uh your interpersonal skills right, ya really got difference, like really got difference lor and the way you


your perspective, and you are more I feel like, uh makes you more open minded, get out of the uh step out and then, like learn that, it's not just this way, there's a lot of ways and then there's a lot of different people


like last time I am very just like, this kind of people I'm like, only know how to study then the very like, or like uh school finish go home, that kind of thing, ya and then then after that I go Poly it's like oh that's, different types of people who prioritise different things in life


at first I will be like I culture shock one leh I will like !huh! why they do that, then slowly I'm just like oh whatever their lives (ppb) that kind of thing , no really last time I will think that it's wrong for them to do that


then now my perspective it's like, there's nothing there's there's no right or wrong, it's just your preference and if, you prefer to do this take responsibility for it, ya as long as you you're responsible for your own actions then, there's nothing right or wrong already what


oh ya but it, even my jc friends, they were be like, you never study ah, I have not said I trigger


that's so many things that affect your grade


ya, and lot of thing is subjective like, when you do when you do presentation right your project right, doesn't mean just, your feeling you think it's good right means that it's good in the teacher's eyes eh


ya, ya, ya, actually everything go luck one, luck plays like a huge factor like whether at the point in time teacher like your idea or not for example in marketing right, ya ya ya ya


ya like HRM I think the teacher hated me so, ya, no I just don't like that day like assume because like I'm not in jc but also never assume that oh, just Physics what I thought you learn before in secondary school I also never say that what


ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, then they like very insensitive sia like that's why for me right I I thought I don't regret going poly because I I feel like we become more open minded


I feel like got different like, after I go poly then I meet our my jc friends right I realize oh our thinking is so different now, like their like the very like died, <mandarin>死板:si ban</mandarin> dead that that in that kind ya like very outdate very outdated like, they really it's still the parents that kind what like the


!huh! but like if you don't go uni then how I also don't know how but then can you stop being like so (ppb) like, ya


is their whole life is like ya


ya, no that's why I I like for me I get upset when they say such stuff, like really affect like I I'll get affected right, I can try to understand your situation but then like, you don't choose to understand


like our point of view that kind of, that's why when I first go to poly I was like very determined to prove everybody wrong like, you know that kind of thing, oh well my g, (ppb) ya


got what sia, what's the worst, mrt breakdown, I mean there's tecnically nothing, nothing then bad what


no meh like, stinge or splurge on ah, make up [orh] , really eh ya I don't like no to me is if I stinge right


is gonna compromise my my skin leh, right like you want to buy like what dupe products then like you buy those cheapo one right, then confirm like your skin like, no ya I buy the legit one like


I am not saying that I don't trust drug store, but I rather buy high end, drug store only a few I won't like, that open to buy all that kind


ya like my am like for example my consider is counter drug store what, but consider five dollar, ya and so far I don't think it causes me breakouts, my breakouts happen is just because


no or that one dry very fast, uh I I need to get brushes and stuff lah but, !wah! oh oh yeah then I yeah no I I wanted to buy Real Technique one you know, then !wah! ya then I was like fake no got more expensive one you know like


Sigma or like Picasso that kind is like damn expensive, no Real Techniques is the cheaper among the good one, already, ya like really


no but, got okay Elf got a few line, got the, got the essential line, and then got the , uh studio line, studio line is the black on then, essential line is the one dollar brush


like on , (ppb) ya they say is like the paintbrush kind of material lor, ya but I don't know man like I wanted to buy the Elf one, then like, I don't know I look at it again then I like I don't want to invest in like all the make up brushes like it comes in a whole set one


I only need a few then, the tip ah the, eyebrow, eyebrow brush, what brush spoolie powder, how


oh is it the the the sharp the the one line thing one then you like, oh the angle one right you got powder ah, oh really, fill in the powder what powder you use what powder you use


oh I they say Catrice not bad eh


where you buy your brush from, how much, you know Real Technique is right, if you buy in the set one right, three brushes four brushes, twenty something dollar


then that's cheap also what like six dollar per brush what, ya I wanna buy but like got one is like I don't want, like okay like (ppb) I hate how sets come in like things that you don't want, thing is like I want I want one for, blush one for powder


why dry ah, colour, why dry patchy


think okay leh, can you see my here, all the pores, this one this one is acne ya


I still put I still put like I don't care, is a dent already, is already concave


ex eh, one K plus on wards eh, ex max right two K


end already, I my one is the same only plan, cause my contract end already, so it means right, is like a contract but can cancel anytime, that kind like, ah it's just


no is the is the is the worth it one is the like, thirteen like ten plus three that kind, then after that, ya that's why it's it's not bad like sixty dollar eh only


no but for thirteen gig right, is would is, for thirteen gig right it's worth it, cause, no because I got see one is you know like they sell it like S M L size that kind, then


uh ya, then is like then there is like, the plan right I compare for sixty dollars under that plan [orh], is you get lesser gig, compared to I get the ten plus three, ya


ya then, that's why [loh] like, I choose but my one no more contract already my contract over already


like so


okay, I I think I need to hold this, ya need to hold this, oh recess time, uh in


it means that your O-level English is far better then you deserved, Heng Suay


(ppb) oh my god, okay, ya , due god uh, okay, I believe that each of concept for National Service


is way is way to young, what, ya against


so we have to clear beef you know, like I think that fourteen year olds are the best legal legend, is a, like for you


makes makes you good lunch right away, I I don't know what they called but I know who they call the police okay (ppb)


beef, oh you you like chomping on the meat, nice


uh so after chopping on the meat do you see your grades steadily rise


ya !huh!


too loud too soft, ya mine mine is okay you you are speaking like a barefoot, no wait wait, hello hello I am not too loud


see and and I am basically screaming eh now, so adjust your mic lah you whore, not too loud not too soft wait am I too soft, oh my god I am actually too soft


hello, oh shit I am too loud, hello hello, oh ya


no no is not describe the picture lah is, what's the difference, you you not paying attention K did it, K the the difference is uh five brain cells and I have ten okay


K the the difference, the difference is a solid eight inches okay , (ppb) that's the difference


what me used to waste, that that's not what they want to use lah they want to see, how the speech pattern of normal Singaporean obviously they gonna exclude us lah cause you know normal, yes, I am I am very I am very sure this one experiment got at least like ten fifteen people tied to it


oh oh the the the O-level the O-level exam is so thick like who want to go through O-level, oh shit I am too loud


ya and and that's the only thing you gonna bang in your lifetime okay, where's my phone okay hey is this


K you you, ya how will you , do you think nine year old is too old


oh talk to myself, okay do you think that nine year old is too old to, get a girlfriend, wait wait wait wait what no no no am I too young too young okay okay I am yelling now


which one is mine, then the one at the bottom most is what, no no, this is mine, what is this, oh shit


okay cool, have have you been to an antique store before, do do you know that subway sells subways


uh I've been to an antique store in Arab road before


like I I went in there, and I found the oldest thing haven't seen in a long time, my will to live


oh my god if Halis was here we wouldn't have this problem actually, wait god why why are we both , you you going we speaking how long


ya I don't, but but they say no singing, ya ya we we we can can see that I uh in eh where where I


but but I'm very hard actually, of what [orh], hell


hello, hello, welcome to six minute English I'm Neil, were a snowflake


six meaning English I think we learn English for six minutes okay, so I guess that's a yes then


it's holy twat, that's how that's how you kill a joke that's how you kill a joke


there's usually a a political side to it, the democratic and the long run


oh ya we can talk we can talk politics okay, okay by the by democratic I mean the there's fish and chips , from Russia where


well, well as for the topic in more details shortly, but first the quiz question in which year was snowflake, one of the Collin's Dictionary words of the year, was it twenty sixteen is the after twenty sixteen, all to it sixteen


oh okay, well, no no is A twenty sixteen B twenty sixteen C twenty sixteen


well would find it it will later on the program


avoid laughing too loud or too much I'm pause be slack I'm tired you know


because he talking like a gay boy, what single piece of advice would you give a non Singaporean friend who is moving to Singapore don't


what what's your most like and hated acronym pap hated, oh ya no I I uh pap I mean the the the plush, active, puppies, dog is Haram my religion so that's why


is got the most, soggy bottom, Kaypoh what's the most busybody thing you ever done


K what's the usual coffee shop order for Kopi or Teh


uh the question is if you can be a Karang-Guni man what would you want to collect , what is so German my god, uh well


no because like if we talk to German then will be like, K the what happen when you drive without a license, they will literally tell you you cannot drive without a license, what can you do to help the uncles and aunties clearing the tables and sweeping the floors


nor my my my one near you nom, no you see my one is a bit different, mine is to is to break their leg


and send them to hospital, okay


this one and this one, mine is in the middle, oh no no mine is the middle


my glass, in in, invest in a better microphone I don't want to hold the microphone or you or else you can give me the another one okay, ya stop stop laughing ya


we are here being professional


have you ever bought a fitted suit before, a fitted suit, my friend, makes me feel more important than I already am


you can't wear flip flops during graduation, but you cannot wear, no I'm asking you cannot wear, correct this part, no I'm I'm asking you really cannot wear flip flop


meaning cannot wear la, I didn't know you cannot wear, I am conversing with a baboon, a baboon


ya I I don't wear for my Lasik you know, no I I I, a a suited tie


arm pants, just just pant, just pants, ya ya he does he doesn't like to complain the internship with the first try


ya he, he he doesn't like to wear a sock , (ppb) he doesn't like to wear a socker without five X before the L, he don't like to wear a sonko without five X S in be in front of the L


X X X X X L that's your size of your songkok oh my god, see see I am a comedy genius but I'm surrounded by buffoons


dear god we only we only spoke for ten minutes , how long they have to pay me now for this


ya we'll, ya, like me me and him don't usually talk also


okay then (no) okay contact me at khalid underscore A, one nine nine eight at Hotmail dot com, okay he said he has a joke don't show me the picture of a child okay


oh ya ya ya, no I I I thought you, I thought you were going to talk see I I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here, but then like oh let me look at my phone know see like oh did McKally release a new video


you know what I mean you never bought a fitted suit before, it's the coolest shit I mean I I never bought also lah but, no no like like you come out the the shirt is not too big it's just nice


it complements your curvature, the the the buttons shine brighter than


hi uh this is me uh Khalifa over here back all to sports, no Wiz Khalifa he, near the live fast like she, ya they uh no yes yes that that was my husband


ya he's a helper, no no we can't sing, no no no you you can make it sound like a poem though


so it'll be like I am not afraid, to take a stairs


well you'll really like the comic cosy album coming out soon, because of materials they give us is very, uh very , ya it it's very not straight is very not straight okay


what's uh I very sure they listen to this they won't understand me, either like I am too loud and I muffled I am too soft and I muffled or when I am at the right volume, I am naturally incomprehensible, ya


I know, well, well can


oh hi hi Mata I want to enroll my child in the uh lta because , (ppb) because like she will be like the few Singaporean who know how to drive


for guy who talks a lot even I am tired, they will be like ya


well, well it to be fair it could be twenty dollars and you will still get applicants, for two hours seventy


ya, ya they, they they are testing my patience to the decimal okay


but we do, no if, if if you are if you are offended then I am then you know get back to your job which is, analyzing of a speech pattern


Lim Lim Jung whoever your name is, so Ng, ya Ng, **


what, uh okay we will we will okay we do apologize, okay I am going to guess your name you are either Nadia, **


Raju Lavi, Raju or Lavi both of you please, oh ya you now still cannot what okay


uh I I I have my lines of baby courts, with the baby there okay


the okay you you know like the small bed with the thing, is it like a tangling thing you put the baby in ya that call a baby court, clamp or court both are the same thing, I think court is the British, so forget using the British accent you you you wouldn't showing your talents here


British is court, yes so , contact me and Mike


it's again boleh uh, !wah! then do flags, oh my god okay , this is how you look, no I would there to


oh well


lesus go, uh my brain's dead weight oh my cannot sing cannot sing


want to copy me do exactly like I did, my brain's dead weight I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which spice girl I want to, they seen the grade


and doom, and Doctor Dre said Slim Shady you a base head, so why is you face red man you wasted is opportunity, well since age twelve


ya you know, of of course I, no I I I use to sing this kind of like a holick, stuff to my niece, my eight year old niece she's nine now


be the best uncle, uh I can be a ghost lighter, be to up like a ghost lighter


charcoal, uh what marshal medals Eminem and slim shady


therefore Eminem is who he is Eminem is like the more emotional side of him, yes, you you you basically tell when the the the, when the


wait may I know your name, oh cannot ah sorry apologises, yes you you can, you you can tell when Mister Nadir wants to attends the attends the


and I have very scared for my life, yes you know


have okay so, ya we will manage the H three three cubicle


if you want to escape the clouds, the bless the best the bless the best place to go is, ya aye no like like what's what's the best place would you where what's the best place you want to go to


to avoid the cloud, I think it's like a secluded pond in, no okay but then you wanna go out, but you don't want to Kena the clouds, okay would you go to Causeway Point on


the, Saturday six pm, no that but but if you serious want to go out you will go somewhere that hopefully that's less cloudy right, a whale, well, I I experience life more than than the disposal


so I I would say Changi, ya lah, oh my god did Mister British accent doesn't English


I I I, someone in Singapore lah, I I will I will say Changi, cell fifty of Changi prison, no no I I already say where I wanted to go cell fifty of Changi prison


no nobody is there, Sentosa we been there last week no you didn't follow us, boy don't don't don't start, we we had a blast


uh how how how you swam he say swum, how you swam in the swamp , yes, oh ya we go dig in the same time cause got silence so


oh my god they are killing us they are killing ah, uh dehydration is a is a real issue ya, I'm drinking ah


we are getting paid in order they they pay well thank you for paying ah, we will be unemployed for three years


oh ya the the Subway Halal hasn't closed ah, ya I I plan to go soon before I enter ns


Guang-Xiang says that oh my god, Guang-Xiang, ya my god


okay they say don't talk about politics, but can we talk about how ns is a complete waste of time


it's a start, okay no we, this is going to be a political argument stop, stop stop I will reach over and strangle, ya is


ya is coming from a, ya and this also the the Malay that give Malays the bad name so as well thinking of a greater song, I I I


ya I'm I'm I'm politically apathetic previously


let let's assume, eleven fifty let's take it eleven fifteen cause we reached eleven forty plus, almost


ya they they couldn't harvest my fats and then you need to feed the African children, what if (ppb) what, no no no no I I said african student it's a language, what


oh my god, uh I said african student african is a language anyone can understand and learn africans


uh I I think, Malay (ppb) oh no


what what kind of question is that, oh why is a guy from Africa white, basically what they say, so I mean I'm very sure the company that we are doing this for, are Chinese wait am I to am I oh I think I'm perfect


yes I think I'm perfect I am finally perfect, yes yes this this Malay English boy is offended


the uh W W W dot to angels dot com


ya a a lot of scotch tape for for delivery for sales you know what I mean (ppb), yes


and our website is little angels dot com, because I I built it in remembrance of my son who died due to leukemia, and


uh I'm fifty two, shy of sixty , wait wait so how old am I, fifty two shy of sixty I'm eight I'm eight, no fifty two shy of sixty so I'm eight


fifty two shy of sixty so so so I say lah, ya you're shy on the million dollar but how shy are you, first I don't know oh my god I'm I'm teaching the British man English


ya I wanted to bring my jacket then I thought okay lah not that cold then I know is not that cold but you know, you stick an ice on a man long enough it becomes a burn


don't don't touch the screen don't touch the screen I scared you touch the screen, okay no it's it's not nice even, thirty four minutes


ya but ya his his, ya they they convert all there there, that melt chickens one with the melt chickens


anytime around, uh I'm I'm going deal him a card I would deal him my hand, uh he catch this hands what catch this hands, why am I do soft again okay


ya we are not going to do anything to him and his supper body, uh we're not gonna do anything to his supper body, okay supper packs


ya we don't we have came out by topic look at the past half an hour, (nah) who's


if you want to know my response go to the Boon Lay mrt toilet and look in the toilet cause they never flush


oh ya will be too long, if you don't know my response, go to the Boon Lay mrt toilet and looking the toilet cause they never flush and that's my response okay


no they they they will let, if you endure


uh I I I don't know which is worst talking about two half minutes eh two hour seventeen minutes, or listening to three of this sets


no dimension dimension that was a oh shit, okay I am very sure there was another test, no invest is the better sound system, you talk to microphone


okay wait I am recording you talking I see how is it


oh my god in invest in a microphone invest in a better sound system


no I I think you should changes from analyzing speech pattern to analyzing how Singaporeans complain, with valid reason


hyper turbulent, hyperthermia, if it's the other way then hypothermia, no I'm not, I I have natural insulation


ya he he he is wearing the long sleeve and he's complaining like a little child, you have you have long sleeve, that makes up for the hair, as you can tell he didn't take Biology he took chemistry


which also explained the drugs , oh my god


that is, Peter Pecker picked a piper tick a tackle he goes cycle


(ppb) there farm, nah it's not for


!wow! the the the one that gives you energy for three hours straight you know what I mean, ya get what I mean, ya you know what I mean using the pharmacy toys three hours straight what


you can see, his email and my email know he also visit my website ah daddy little mistakes


ya you have to understand, daddy little mistake is to know, to to com to com to commemorate was, to to compromise all the child who were abandoned at the orphanage, so you know we we are here to help the we are charity


okay don't sue me, yes, yes all will be so good to judge


Guang well I I I meant is there anyone called Guang-Xiang okay no (ppb), I set my alarm at nine am and I woke up at nine am, so so I I am late because he is late, okay


as as you were walking, and we see a beautiful lady, oh my god


it was like my my my microphone sliding, oh my god, Italian Italian


they get they get the bourgeois out of the


that's French, that's French , the cafe, dick, the cafe they call the the the dick store, K so the the


so the so so I think the Kopi O is the best from the Kopitiam uh , like like I think the Teh O too sweet at the Kopitiam so that I think Kopi is the best yes


okay apologies, am I too loud too soft wait I am too soft wait I am too loud I am too soft I am too loud okay, yes, perfecto, wait I am too soft


yes, uh this is a study on investment and what is important okay


so we survived, now you say beware to the cafe across the street across the then dick store, beside the sell the setting shop


affordable cheesecake, pharmacy toys, yes so, your baby give you my pharmacy toys


okay don't laugh, probably listening to us and then be like K this a two hour seventeen minutes we not gonna use


I mean is ten minutes is, ya I we gonna start at at twelve thirty ya


how's that possible you're Malay


no I don't, we we are not friend by the way


okay


seconded, yes I'll blame the education system, for personal think that uh Kuan-Yew-Lee is is


my, my wrist uh my wrist muscle is stronger than my quad


my wrist muscle is stronger than my quad can you explain that


purple purple, purple purple, Singlish mother boleh sia, okay


ya so so basically he wants the British colony they have to come back , uh well proper English is an artefact of the past


yes no, no and net, uh because most thing interview following the old British style


ya it's beautiful, okay


no actually actually Malaysian accent is fine, okay, okay so it's not the accent is, is grammar, uh it's so so basically what he is saying the grammar have proper grammar


I I I have what accent !huh!, I have no accent probably probably American cause we hear a lot of American accent uh and you don't hear the accent


why have have you speaken to a Singaporean before


ya bring back Point of Entry man get back, End Point of Entry, ah the the the the the the


ya that that that, ya the despacito housewife, so yeah you like so yeah


it's so not straight, [orh] the the trailer is good


I know so, suria tables are good, but uh one show that still disgust me to this day, somy international


uh reality shows, game shows, no no somy international, I I saw one episode of it, and I went up to the to the roof of the story and the thing is by then didn't even stomp me he join me okay


ya that's exactly the same as Tanglin


uh the news cutter are pretty full stop, the rest are Singaporean, the rest are Singaporean just say that okay, the standard sake


the standard things balls, oh that's not bad actually, nice, !wow!, okay that's not as bad as we thought


ya we not even halfway there though, basically


no no we cannot, ya we we have to go around the bush, no we have to go, we have to go around the the hooper hammers


yes, do uh do you have uh do you have any of them eh dude dude job eh, oh my god, the totally have anywhere


no my my my, this thing is very low also I'm taller also I'm, I'm taller than you, no the, the, no no it's already at let's say on the table so don't worry, don't you worry


(uh huh) bigger chest, bigger bigger quads, bigger biceps seven said, bigger pay grade


we are expecting him, ya, no no the vibe doesn't fade the vibe just stops the just falls off a cliff


uh is, ya he'll he'll break my friend's head with his left hand and strangle me with his right, ya he's a scary bloke, oh me yours is the best, what what what what the hell no the best is yet lah bro


uh which is unfortunate which is


should should we talk about meme, what what's the stupidest meme you ever seen, uh tell me tell me don't start tell me


like a two British man, login admin password admin


this is not even the programming joke, is just it, are you stupid


okay now I don't understand, (ppb) okay not if not I I, no I understand local, when the son say he will hack NASA with html


cause H html is one of the basic most inferior coding, is not coding at all, no


yes, nah this this this ball ball sets set thin stickman


won't survive a day, on my shit okay, won't survive a day imagine the wolf, excuse me


Mister British man can't vocabulary


you you're waiting for Mister Anonymous to delay some comfort, would you rather have kids or pets


you never met kids you never met kids, ya exactly, so he does he doesn't know how to clean the shit literally


exactly the the first five years of a kid is damn terrible, no no no after the cleaning then their their tantrums come in, and then you have like, a relatively smooth sailing till you are twelve or thirteen


ya I I I I I rather have pets, ya I rather have pets on, no on, on the sole married that I hate kids, so is like it will say would you like has I like


would you (ppb), would you like to have kids, or a stomach to the gut I will take I will take three of those man I will take three of those stomach to the eh the stomach to the guts I will take three of the knife to the guts man


ya it's probably us lah , that was just lame, no he eats less I eat less, uh he he move when I move oh that's nice, I will have a Sloth


people, yes I I, and and considering the tired faces I walk past, and and seeing all the tired face to walk pass I will say this is the most entertaining podcast you have so far eh


ya we will call it a podcast, no I I Khalid at K H A L I D underscore A one nine nine eight at hotmail dot com


like we we we have one more hour we can piss our way, uh piss ah piss uh you know, uh okay here's the thing, do you think we can get like a compilation of all the conversation like online or something


that will be so interesting, you like !oi! you you you did not credit me at number twenty three at the animator


ya no


okay always invest in better chairs everytime I lean to the back I smash the wall behind me , ya


oh we could this be like a prank show, okay


oh my god this one a bit depressing man, okay if the light suddenly go out we know what we are into okay, the the first ghost that we see I don't care if it's a five year old I must smash it in the face, and be like oh


ya and and we will win the lawsuit, ya don't do, self preservation


very depressing, wait oh oh oh it oh ya, the the only non depressing thing is Mister Anonymous which surprises me a lot


okay, X waves, oh we we we cannot meet Mamat at two


we we came here what time eleven fifty, two hours later, two hours later it would be it would be, okay ah text him three at Ang-Mo-Kio


oh we will be going to Leonard, he's go to where, where


ya same but then, oh boo hoo never had your breakfast, I never had dinner last night


and and and my my wake up routine is about the same but I'm only has last twice


cause cause there's there's too much, space between the first one and the living the house okay


like I look at the mirror and there's mayo on my face so you know what can I do what can I do, your your mirror is cold, my mirror already always like warmest


okay we can't talk about sexual but we can talk about, biological, how can you tell wait what the hell is this


did I said ok Google , did did you know that one of the number one problem in, in Singapore, is erectile dysfunction which is completely yes which is completely


okay and this is a completely this is completely opposite problem to those in the Kongo, which is high sperm count, and did you know how how you can tell if a guy has high sperm count, which is have to chew before she swallows


not not I am not but but but but but is not true before she swallow lah but is more of I think is a pressure or something


we are the oh no we can't sing, oh my god, okay you you guys have to forgive us like three thousand times in advance


again, so okay wait wait we need to take a break just let me to take a break


I'm very sure it is gonna be depressively clean no, not I'm very sure it's gonna be clean


oh you'll be very interesting that I wake up, uh I wake up I work I die it will be the most interesting day if I'll work here man, I won't in an engine room and even that is not as depressing as this


thank god, there's no windows in the engine room I will tell you that, (ppb) okay hopefully I'm not too soft, uh invest in a better microphone invest in a better sound system


I was I was a I was a, I was expecting rubber yet but you gave me plastic


K let's let's like think back about how our conversation went to, first first is us trying to do innuendos, and then we read raps as poems, and then you went political for awhile, and then now is a commentary about your diarrhoea


nice, this this recording is wild all the way through


yes, you have a cubicle A D, yes , no uh Mister Anonymous should be missus anonymous


so ntu uh, ntu, but I I don't know anything about ntu also , okay fine, I I I do not like how ntu start with an N oh you like the N word now


uh racist, ah racist, you know these jeans are very racist to me they always I'm I'm too big for them


yes no


okay, uh I'm fine


why is my speech pattern like this, where got, uh there's a lot of vibration in my voice [loh], from from all those Sunday jobs uh, all the Sunday Saturday jobs I've been working hard man, uh double shift


triple shift sometimes this way, uh explains why I am like richer than this guy by a ten fold, no I mean cause I work ten fold what I mean


ya , got to got to eat you got eat the mayo make make the channel, eat the mayo make make the channel


where where where that mean, ya back to our momento, Mister anonymous


maybe he can and maybe he heard so many recordings of so many people, he he don't care anymore


basically but the thing is where, err let me let me tell ya something, no shit (ppb), (ohoh) do do you know when you are


do you know that when you are closer to the sound source the sound source is louder, why you so gay, okay lah mine mine not too loud


that's a tick, nouns, that we win the, I don't know


oh why don't, why why don't we we look through these cards okay Gai-Gai, no school I asthma, my my boyfriend today gave me something to drink already


yeah door it's it's not political, my boyfriend gave me something to drink, just now so I'm not thirsty that's why, (uh huh) my boyfriend wait wait how, do do do you think they actually probably have a vacuum saying my boyfriend


K lah, ya Guang-Xiang don't look, don't be don't be not straight Guang-Xiang, I have the right to be not state okay


which place in Singapore made the biggest impression on you as a kid uh, Geylang, uh biggest impression on you as a kid, ya I would I'm I would say my home, my my dad dented my skull with his


he he he dented my brothers, ya is May, no then you only get the band one


you know you what is the biggest mistake US did


telling us not to talk about sex, oh my god we can talk about four hours straight about that, this the only thing we talk about this the only thing we ever had in life, come on man


I believe that's so, the poly first, I not I I have this click of people consisting of


all about oh, and and there's no and there's no that long


okay, in in the about the seven of us, I can confidently say three I'm not longer virgin


one's a girlfriend one's a worker, and one, take take a take a gain there, no no no, you know worker


sexual girl, prostitute, no no no they are not colleague, and the other one is with with her girlfriend lah, no it's it's a mandatory


uh is mandatory the sex worker don't want to go home with five different, ask them, ya the, no not necessarily no have low sperm count


maybe instead of chewing she just drinks, nah see it doesn't


oh ya so, so so that, contract, oh my god he struggled to find the word contract


struggled to find the word contract Mister British over here, ya


just now the number you give is that your number, oh my god, no no shut up shut up, no no you you you you save my number the the laptop gonna go through your head


(ppb) no no no no


you'll be surprise, you'll be yes to, to your number to your email, ya oh my god this guy this guy doesn't know


you you know from from your number, if you tidy to your email that's how you find your email, okay , me and him going to have a long telegram conversation where I just post to him all these videos his


oh my god uh


so so so so basically what he's doing now, what he's doing now is being, being a life little twat, a ripe little twat, okay so is only me and you Guang-Xiang


Mister Anonymous and you allow Guang-Xiang whoever is listening to this a a you you probably could be Raju or, or Madam Dipawanesh but the Guang-Xiang okay, I I met many Guang-Xiang in my days, and I I I have liked all of them


so I say that me and you get along well, I I can't hold a conversation by myself, my god, does the reader want like ninety percent silent and ten percent autistic


what oh oh oh ya uh no I thought you are gonna start talking, if you could send a message to a specific group of Singaporean, who would you address and what would you say poor poor people with too many kids stop having kids, honestly, stop stop making your kid suffer please


I will address the police and say that tattoo doesn't mean criminal


okay, okay uh, yes, tell me what is missing from this, okay the


ya they they are karaoke, so so basically


so basically holocaust is a Chinese , exactly so we should round up the children and the children


fair enough so basically


so the the smoke rise and the smoke stinks nice, the smoke rises and the smoke sinks


so so basically his house is like a vortex he just he just suck in the smoke, ya okay


this are evergreen, ya who we we are posting the video online though


so if if you feel out tempo go down please understand Guang-Xiang, don't make me go to your house and, give your wife a visit again


ya and and really their talking pace is like ten minute, not two hours, or or or maybe they like they like


auditioning for dj, sometimes, I no I I I used to be daily but I


I completely stopped after they removed muttons after midnight, okay, so that is, nine eight seven is it


ya because why was Sonia and Joakim when you can uh uh watch the, they they are now at


no they they are at a different station, if I not wrong they like, no it it's not class ninety five it's, ninety four point seven


oh my god, my god, where should visitors go in Singapore to get a real sense of the country, Woodleigh toilet Woodleigh mrt toilet K see who fell


the stares follow me ten years after okay


like I I went in and I came out an an aids patient okay, think of your favourite Singlish word or phrase, okay [loh] that's my favourite okay [loh]


okay lor is my favourite oh my god I keep saying it till my friends start making fun of me for saying it, no it's like okay lor no it it just rolls off the tongue so well, lah larger


okay this also why you don't judge people with Singlish I have better vocabulary than him


the work, that you do is super, ya I mean I'm I'm more informal than usual what I meant, what is the best Lobang what is the best Lobang you ever received a shit


okay no is is like err is like how to say is like a discount, or like a job that not normally people get, like the like like pretend like people finding for jobs eh brother you you you got Lobang or not


ya like no like that or no the the other thing is also like, normally you you don't get a discount, but because your mother works there you get it for free that's also a Lobang, ya that that's all already so what's the best Lobang you ever receive


okay, my my my my father works in the manager position at Sembcorp, so every year uss


Sembcorp is not that's Sembwaste, that's Sembwaste, no it's the other Sembcorp the parent company but that that specific one is Sembwaste, eh no and I think is still called Sembcorp lah, Sembcorp Sembmarine all that


okay so basically my dad works in managerial uh position of it, managerial, and so every year for family day we get to go to uss


(uh huh), ya they they pay they they they book out the even now they book the entire thing, no uh my dad is going in November and I'm going in ns in October so I can't go


no you, you going ns what, really oh my why different one, eh Siao lah Siao ding dong sia


ns where


ns, okay so how's it like to, ns is, ns is for everyone


ns is a crime, ns is a must for all, ns waste your time, civil defence and police, we cannot escape and we don't want to go db


what what whatever it is I am, I I'm proud of the person you become from the person you were, for the person who was like oh internship is slave labour to someone who has actually completed internship, yes yes yes yes I'll see I'll see


please, she's positive oh my god if I was your lecturer I come to your house and, I would introduce your face to your toilet bowl okay


congrats on graduation, thank you do well for internship each are all well oh she's a Malay, with that attitude and outlook can go for ns first ah K, ya


ya I I also can tell that her replies are short cause she just want to get her, she just want to get her business done with you


then you send a paragraph then she just like K, (uh huh) just let's say next leh no be be like me clear and short, so I could okay you you you need to take over me I'm drinking


okay nevermind as as we can see he cannot hold a conversation, oh my god that's worse than me how can it be worse than me right, actually worse than me


Goh-Bo-Peng (ppb), go, Goh-Bo-Peng, my god this, uh he's from he's from Evergreen I don't think I should say his name in full but


Madam Arul, the internet, no no which but which teacher like impact your life at the most


oh really no but technically I'm not that close to mister Goh-Bo-Peng but his his


no I mean that that covalent bond no can't can't can't can't get it out can't get it out


okay so uh can uh, okay there the limelight is not only for you can I talk about mister Goh-Bo-Peng


a class of thirty people, and and and he decides to focus most of his attention on me, okay okay ask you ask you


I I did not get pamper okay, I go poo to the front of the class that's not pamper, I was dragged to the front


I was dragged to the front right in front of his desk, there's not pamper okay is not pampered, all the all the way to


and and and always I get more homework than entire class, I get more homework I get the harder questions, he he would like, in the in the, assignments, there's always the blue color assignment which is the easiest


the yellow is intermediate and three reds, he will always assign me and my partner one red, on the ball, my my niece know what get means


on the ball


the the the the work that you do is super Jialat, what's the biggest difference between your generation and your parent's generation


I know is too for us, but I don't think is too for the general masses, cause I I have seen the record set again and again interval intellectual, surpassing those of our ancestors, yes my my my my my my parents are ancestors okay


okay, okay then the biggest the biggest difference between my generation my parents generation


He said accessibility to knowledge, I say accessibility to jobs full stop K


ya ya ya exactly so accessibility to jobs, accessibility to a car, accessibility to a home, okay fine accessibility to a home give me a home in Singapore, no okay lah no I'm I'm basically saying that the accessibility to a car now


is a lot harder than, no no not, no okay a three room flat, cost two times more


than a five room flat fifty years ago, ya I know I know but but the , now but the, the the inflation rate is getting is too fast how to say


the the cost of a home is, is uh rising faster than the cost of our pay


okay have you, okay you we both taken the the mrt at rush hour right, oh my okay okay okay, this uh this argument I cannot accept it happens everywhere therefore it's okay


no no I'm I'm I'm saying that the the the car is a very convenient thing to do


no no no no no we cannot, the the proper the uh the, stop talking over me I'll slap your face okay uh, no I'm I'm I'm, uh no okay


no okay look at the mic, look at America, look at America and you look at like a small town, then you see like for lunch breakfast they always eat McDonalds, but everyone there always eat McDonalds so so if I were to bring you there


and and I and I were to say K lah have your lunch and breakfast over here, cause everyone else is doing it is this is how it is


no no no your argument I'm talking about your argument your argument is, oh it has always been this way therefore it's correct, okay lah that's a better argument then, okay


nah I say you get a boy deliver to Myanmar honestly, Myanmar the population damn low, and the cost is also damn low, ya no okay okay back


back to the topic which is like you said they don't, they have a car to flex, I'm saying that it's not only to flex it actually, help helps you to get to your job faster it helps you, no and and and and and also you you you have to think further ahead


okay and and and also like if like one day your your parent fall sick and the hospital is so far away, ya you either get Grab or you can have car


fair enough, okay fair enough alright, uh I'm a give it to you we don't need a car


but but, ya, okay, okay then the second the third one was accessibility to a home which is a lot harder for us, than our parent's generation


okay so, okay, that one


!eww! you think Singaporeans shouldn't how to, how to migrate how to migrate, how to migrate, how how how to be grateful


oh I complain too much, in I I mean is is easier than I don't know, South Africa I guess


ya ya you have to like pay less, education is free, what, which education do you go to when is, is free


it's not it will close to free, no I don't get


wait wait how how do you know how much is pay who who pay, no my dad gets the bill cause my dad pays, you get the bill


I I I don't believe that, nice, at at okay to any foreigner seriously education is all free nothing is free in Singapore, ya nothing is


no no no let's go to Norway and get the free education is free, let's go to Sweden, yes is free and they pay you, they pay you to go to college


eh one of the naughty countries, oh okay no that's be


uni, ya, K I'm not I'm just saying, then the the government they probably


uh like sure I I no more about this at new but I don't even know that much but, uh I've say they, they use the money they get, a lot better than our government for example they don't pay themselves, half as much as as our government pay also


those blocks, which blocks


okay, so basically if we take uh Lee-Hsien-Loong two million a year, two two two million a a month if I am not wrong wait wait let let me look this up


okay, yes I, okay, okay so


so to combat, okay, okay so to to to combat corruption we need to overpay


okay I don't know the us president get paid four hundred thousand a year


!huh! not no his house is free, the White House, so you saying Lee-Hsien-Loong house is not leverage, Lee-Hsien-Loong house


he doesn't live in hdb area, mansion, mansion, uh no no is is sometimes is burn they made


yes I I uh, ya no no no you you you no no you vote it out no you vote it out


no you don't push it on me piece of shit, nice, thank god so they need to cut that out lah when we were basically talking about how I feel


what is your most, hated acronym, acronym


oh acsocs okay lah, uh my one my two most hated acronyms, is umno, and pap okay


okay uh, some of them was stingy as shit


what would you prefer, one enough to manipulate you know


what can you do to help the elderly poor, no to help the elderly poor


they they they they put elderly poor


okay so what can you do the help the elderly poor, I I don't give a shit, I don't give a I, okay what can you do to help the elderly poor


what do you actually do now, what what can you do to help the elderly poor, what can you do to help the elderly poor


no no no


okay you are very, okay uh starts, a chair


oh the elderly poor okay


what's your favorite hawker


I I I I would help them, I I I would help the elderly poor with hand gliding licences eh, hand gliding lessons without the hand glider, describe your Singapore dream


describe, describe a no describe a Singapore dream, okay let me let me refer this to your pea brain mind


at at the age of fifty five what is your ideal what is your ideal life, what's your


what's your, your Singapore dream, K we just wasted three minutes for you to say I don't know


why head my head hurts


good lah, my head hurts why hit head, I cannot I I cannot (ppb) okay you you have to understand you have to understand is started off at the mrt station


where I I already know we need to go out at exit B, and then uh okay, how did you define success, well how how did you define success


uh I I will define success as, I I think the indicator of success, is to be able to bring my my father to somewhere Malaysia


and not to worry about, bring like bring him on a holiday, and, anywhere lah, stop cutting me off, (ppb) okay I'll I'll define success as you know bring my father on a holiday


and be able to tell him okay uh buy buy whatever you want don't worry about the cost, the my definition of success, how would you define success


ya, no define success for you


for you to travel, so, so so uh twitch savings, life camp, he wants to be a camp carrier


Mia Mia Khalifa number two Liao, okay uh what is a Singaporean dream


what would you queue for in Singapore, other than food other than this what what


the day after, okay no what what's the weirdest thing you ever queued for in Singapore


really


nice, and that's what you did


ya he's a, that's your fault, okay


my that's most than, that's the most entitled thing I ever heard from you lah not from the lady, like like come one man I didn't know she was married I didn't see her ring on her ring finger let it slide and let it slide back in you know I mean


good, how well do you now your neighbour next door he is a cunt you


or or or maybe they they they see what what, what mental torture you can bestow upon them


not what, small fat no no no, fat Indian boy uh !walao!, what's the most interesting conversation you ever had with a taxi driver


no the interesting conversation the interesting uh conversation I ever had with a taxi driver is, aren't aren't I too young for this


eh no no no no sorry sorry sorry no no no, aren't I too young for this


explains your height you know !huh!, okay lah I pick some from here lah but ya


which Singaporean dead or alive do you admire the most, lieutenant Adnan definitely


I I'm going to reach his age soon and he has complete so much than I ever will, what


wait wait so so you don't have a low, okay , let me jog in your mind


breaking news breaking news a Malay boy doesn't know who is P-Ramlee, yes, but is yours


P-Ramlee the burger baik (ppb) baik Jeff, [orh] is not P-Ramlee is Ramly I I will, thank you, dear god


shall we go shall we shall I go ask, I won't ask every Malay guy I ever met


okay uh what what they mind about you , oh but I I I really like uh Lee-Kuan-Yew, Lee-Kuan-Yew also speaks Malay person anyway


nah !huh! so so why you prefer Lee-Hsien-Loong and not Lee-Kuan-Yew, so why will you prefer Lee-Hsien-Loong and not Lee-Kuan-Yew


ya ya why why would you prefer, Lee-Hsien-Loong and not Lee-Kuan-Yew when both can speak Malay better than you


K so so you too used, you prefer Hsien-Loong not, okay


what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up


what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up, collect ya, what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up, what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up


contact me at Khalid underscore eight one nine nine eight at hotmail dot com, what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up


cards !wow! oh oh what type of cards what type of cards, seriously


no wonder it's according to us cause we don't use it the older generation might use it it's it's a dying William, but it's not dead, okay I used to collect lighters, I don't smoke though


no smoker but, I used to collect lighter, uh okay mister has supper packs


supper pack, and I want to touch your supper body


nah nah school, I I used to collect lighters, and I used to collect knives, and both, ya knives also ya knives other than knives and the knives


but then my parents my parents disapprove, and slowly by slowly they they basically say no stop then then I cannot collect anymore, oh oh I know


you know even in the, I'm the young Hitler


no you see, see sometime depression sometime, sometime depression can be very boring so know need to spice it up


and and and then the next day they cover with the whole finger they'll be like whose is this, and then crumble with the whole hand and then


they will be like okay Dickson bring the body okay we don't we we don't want another murder charge dear god, what's the best Lobang for this cakap , describe the place in Singapore to call home okay


no describe the place in Singapore that is, like the you would call it a home beside your actual home, meaning like like a place


no like a place you feel safe and secure other than your home, where what are you, what are you I will be ending


okay, my my preference is actually Harried's house, free spirit, ya he he is a free spirit you know


you you give him you give him, ah give him a tight slap okay , what what event in the past made you shock in to speechlessness


which event in the past made you uh shock in to speechlessness, they put stun like vegetable lah but just wanna say the worst


Singlish uh, why you win I been I'm saying first, for the for the for the three different cards that we had use arguments one, you whore, cum slut


no no it could be that or it could be something happened that just make you shock into speechlessness


okay understood


kill everybody, no by by he I mean you you be bodied, no I was talking to them I was talking to Guang-Xiang I was talking to Guang-Xiang


no you know Guang-Xiang you you are like the the closest friend I have right now, okay which event, in the passer made me stun, made me stun like crazy uh , should be a lot uh


no in the past year, they also heal me either way wait in the past year, make me uh really stun eh, okay now I know I


no okay, okay no no don't really make me stun no like I


I know okay no no don't really make me stun like five second straight, uh a Leona E, a Leona Q, and a Leona Aw, and then a Morgana Q, whatever lah


whatever no Q's not good, down kind Q's a stun, !aiya! Morgana's kills


ya, ya yes I will (ppb), eh that guy atta !oi!


ya talk for two hour, oh my god hey, wait how long


wait, !aiyo! which one nah whatever lah, K, what's the what (ppb)


what's the one thing about Singapore that should be preserved for the next generation, really


[err] one thing we should preserve in Singapore is uh Kampung Sembawang, I think that's like that's like the last, last Kampung mosque we have in Singapore and I feel it it holds a lot of heritage, and and and and, it's even better if I feel that you know that


no I feel it will be even better if it could be labelled, as a heritage site, okay uh , no no it's not if I'm if I'm not wrong, I don't how like whether they have gone through with it, if I'm not wrong they are planning to demolish it


I do, what's your best subject in school, English English, how Mister British accent over here


okay, okay bye so that's your worst subject then what's your best subject, the intern online, online is a status, ya like you, status status sama lah


online is not is is not online is internet is not online, no I get I get it now, okay what's your


what's your best subject, uh we want to stay at Guang-Xiang, okay what's your best subject then, you keep saying your worst subject keep telling us you're failure, stop yelling lah


math, my my, mine's better though, mine's not, how much you get, ya same lah but for O-level


I got A two for both, I got an A two for both I am I am the best, I am the one the one


stop lying to me


never mind , that's a very bad joke, no I thought recording then I realised that because I I expected to have a lot of of


uh no is like uh, I'm very sure it's a, is a terabyte shy of my cock


!wah! they they not gonna I I hope they post it online so we can find it, uh so so we can see how gay we are, ya good what


my god, ya I I will find you I find your actual name Guang-Xiang


we know your name eh Guang-Xiang, you don't act, you're acting, my helmet, my helmet (ppb)


no my helmet, we we we'll be done in three minutes uh put three minutes into our time my god, this British accent guy cannot speak English


nah go my eye, we go get that Lim-Chu-Kang, Lim Chua Chee Chu Kang Kang


Ang-Mo-Kio to no no it's not that short


!oi! short right then you go Bishan then Bishan is near to Ang-Mo-Kio, two twenty okay we K we go yourself by two twenty lah, stop being a whore, ah go on okay we can't sing why you why don't you let us sing bloody hell


I'm proud of myself, I'm proud of myself, when on got do you


ya it's a lesson, half of this was politics so let us talk about politics, also, uh you never know you never try like sex, so let us talk about sex, the god


never finish like a big, dude god no I don't understand they want to talk about speech pattern, yet they're limiting our topics to talk about


ya hopefully we don't exploded, yes, ya expect a law suit, no I prefer I prefer just a little


Mister Anonymous, hello !oi! cannot sing


cannot sing lah, is it me you're looking for, I can't , I can see in your heart


ya they they testing my patience to the damn decimal I told you


what you mean bro we actually listen then they will have to get a note


alright, so, I did not expect that we have to talk err two hour straight but , this will be nice


so, I'm holding a, a flashcard and it is got the word, I don't I don't know what this means actually, I don't know a lot of Singlish words to be honest


that says more like, not not not English but is, maybe most Singaporeans they speak their language, sorry I have you have to filter some things out because you know we've been told that we are not supposed to


bring race up but anyways, eh to be quite frank, I did not expect that we have to, speak two hours straight man, that is long, oh my


yes, actually I like this, we have to since when, he he gave some, like, things we are not supposed to speak, so we have to go around that but we can add a bit of subtle thing


ya to, recess time recess time, usually this is, a common word for, seven to twelve year olds isn't it, those in primary school


they, what's your, favourite canteen dish, or snack, what kind of snacks do you usually, devour, during your break


I usually snack on some err pea, on my break yes, ya I chomp on the meat a lot during my recess, Halal what obviously Halal meat


but we're not supposed to bring up that, err unfortunately no I ended up in the principal's office I don't know why, I thought I chomped on the meat quite well


okay (ppb) uh, wait uh we need a, time it's eleven fifty so we got, two pm oh my days this is mad


okay this is too loud too soft good, so yours is just nice I, I my one is is at the bottom right, so I have to speak closer to the mike, testing one two three oh mine is at the top I'm too loud


ya what, testing okay this is nice so I can't, I can't be too loud


ya you're too soft, alright do they have oh they don't have a passage, so we can't really stop this is like secondary school stuff man, this , describe the picture


I see there's a Pete's pet shop, oh what's the difference uh, oh ya oh, alright nice


I'm about to drink some water


testing, who's going to listen to this conversation for two hours straight, I doubt anyone is going to listen they just going to use the waves, the wave


ya, no no I'm I'm wondering if they actually listen to every second, they do, whether it's, that is some some life they got


no more, never mind okay wait this one I I accidentally, bump, bump back, you you wanna you wanna act smart like as though you can speak, must have some passage online a script and then me and you you send me the link


maybe can just act out, okay wait let me find a, script about in depth okay you you talk you want to talk about something first, so what one person can do the searching and then, after that


no you have to talk to yourself in the mean time yes


yours is the one at the bottom, I know I have a transcript, I'll I'll send you the link, no yours is the one at the bottom


so uh, no yes, antique no, hardly we I think antique store is a thing of the past which is funny because they are a thing of the past