but then like the locals don't go there one right, seldom right is mostly tourist right, Chinese right yea, cause the Chinese tourist a lot what yeah really a lot of Chinese tourist


okay ah but actually got like then like that then you can converse with them what, eh can go there and practice your Korean


ah okay okay, or English lah, no actually I heard you go Korea like they, if you are if you speak in Chinese like they are more likely to understand you than if you speak English, really ah really ah okay okay


[orh] ya ya ya ya ya ya


oh is it okay okay


no but I feel like right actually Korean is like, like you can understand more than you can, speak cause like you watch Korean drama so it's like then you match the subtitle then sometimes actually when they speak right then you can understand a bit, (ppb) but then like you just cannot talk, right


ya, I know that, what is what is student in Korean is it Haksaeng right I think Hokkien also Haksaeng eh


I think Korean I think in Hokkien tradition is, ya something like something like, what is your comfort food


ya actually ya really eh that's that's really damn true that's really damn true, the grass is always greener on the other side


can go out and eat right ya, yeah that's quite true, yeah


and then they'll mati or something, that one really


ya I watch #Yan Xi# Gong Lve, unless #Yan Xi# Gong Lve, !huh! we watch you got watch meh, !huh! you got watch ah then you never tell me, oh-my-god ya got seventy episode ya it was damn that's super long


ya it's really damn long eh like I watch damn long right I only at episode thirty five, (ppb) oh then you know I'm the kind right I watch drama then I cannot skip one like the most I skip is ten seconds, ya I really cannot skip one leh I cannot like miss any


!huh! really ah, no but actually the first, episode was quite boring okay the first half of the first episode was like quite exciting


then the second half was quite boring, but don't tell me the ending , but I think I know the ending (ppb) but it's okay, oh is it , (ppb) oh-my-god no you know right YouTube got these like <mandarin>七分钟看完:qi fen zhong kan wan like


ten episodes so you watch ten episodes in seven minutes, so you want to watch seven, no it's just a concise version, ya so it's like you want to watch seventy episodes like you just need like forty nine minutes seven times seven forty nine, legit so you just use one episode


uh the time duration for one episode then you then you then you watch seventy episodes, oh-my-god I'm still not done watching it, no eh actually I very long never watch oh actually I got, I watch, at my #ah ma# house together with my #ah ma#


but my #ah ma# say, no it's no leh, eh my #ah ma# watch like like the you know the YouTube, not YouTube channel U you know that seven o-clock now got these some gentlemen or some table shop, I think is my #Ah ma#'s


my my #ah ma#'s type of drama, really ah, is what is variety show is it or really


no or wait how old are they ah, are they quite old, who that's around our age


I actually what did I want to say, really meh actually I think BTS dances are super hard eh, I don't know I look at their dance I always damn impressed, always damn impressed


iKon ah, okay uh, how about we play the music then then we put a play


!huh! really, oh okay okay okay I, do they have a main rapper, oh oh oh oh oh ya I saw the poem one do you see the poem of Running Man the poem he made about the branch tissue I was like !wah!


impressive ya ya ya he really quite impressive really quite impressive, actually I like I quite like Black Pink I don't know why ya I think they're quite good


[orh] okay okay, I caught is from YG, , I didn't know, oh that one is it the winner


oh, oh, oh


oh okay okay okay okay okay, what the, insane no you know I know got the JYP got the Stray-Kids one, ya then that one also some survival show also, ya actually also not really my style


for damn long right ya, oh is it, oh


[orh] then that then the winner get the ten mil lah, oh, oh okay okay okay okay, ya actually I also don't really like


, really ah, okay okay actually I I quite like I quite like uh admire those who can compose themself I think that's like, like why like SM is not very attractive cause they don't compose their song then you feel like it's a very mix and match thing it's like


ya as in like you just putting everyone in the same mold so it's like ya you know really it's not very distinctive, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh ya Seventeen is from Pledis eh ya I forgot


and Big-Hit, ya Big-Hit also ya they really compose a lot, !huh! really meh they got choreo ah


!wah!, oh okay that's not bad, I know Big-Hit they never choreo so it's like, but their choreographer damn sex also damn


ya ya, and it's quite weird for a group to have three rappers, at first I was like damn confused


four vocal, ya quite surprising right quite surprising I was quite surprised also


yeah I yeah actually quite true quite true, no like for example you see it like EXO right then like the, main rapper also quite Cui, Chan-Yeol also not very I think he's just like like Sehun also Sehun Sehun


but their vocals are really strong lah, no but you know, you know the Black-Pink Jennie !wah! she really damn good, it's like she can rap and sing eh, !wah! that is very damns ah that one I really quite impressed


that one I really damn impressed, quite true quite true


uh !huh! what concerts have you been to , you know I've never been to any concert so sad I really never I really never I really never, eh did you try did you try buying a ticket


our highlight the JJ-#Lin# concert was not bad, exactly, exactly, yea yea yea yea yea that's quite true


which is damn expensive also, EXO one another one then what oh Music Bank, !huh! you went for SM Town, !wah!, SM Town is like wait, EXO


who came, oh is it, !huh!, !wah! actually quite hot ah, !huh! really ah


oh okay okay okay, so they really speak in Korean lah then they there, are you serious, !huh! are you serious


then I feel like the like the the audio is not good what the audio effect and all, ya it's damn bad, !huh!, oh my goodness, oh-my-god


so that experience wasn't good lah I don't think you, !huh! really even use the Floating Platform, I'm damn shocked (ppb), ah okay okay it's like watching National Day Parade


oh it was damn bad , okay okay


oh okay okay, actually you got regret going concert I think don't have, ya I think the I think it's like a


it's like a, worth it no matter what, even if you look back, as in even if you don't like them in the end but it's like, like you like them before so it's like worth worth it lah at that point of time


!huh! really ah, who was your favorite member, oh ya ya ya ya ya ya, ya actually ya


confirm ah, what you got, !wah!, motivation motivation


free or as in you go early then they give you right it's like the fan club then they'll give you right, what different does the money even come from


[orh] ya ya ya ya ya ya, oh ya ya ya ya ya ya you told me


but they're really quite good right as in their vocals eh, !huh! now your favourite member is #Kang#-Daniel


!huh! it's not meh, okay wait wait wait wait, oh ya ya ya ya it was Woo-Jin at the start, yea so Woo-Jin then it was, oh yea why that feel that you like Daniel, yea that's quite true


when isn't that quite near finals


to Singapore, [orh] [orh] okay okay okay scare me for a while


I want to go to, actually I want to go to this place in Indo, it's called Jogja, it's like call Yogyakarta you know who is Jian-Wei, eh Jian-Wei is it, Jian-Wei went and yeah and Joey they all went also


it's Indo yeah yeah yeah the super nice one it really looks sia yeah yeah yeah, the cave thing then after that then the light then the sunlight will shine through the cave, oh I really want to go there


wait you want to go off, actually I want to go New-Zealand but New-Zealand damn ex New-Zealand is really damn ex eh New-Zealand is like the flight right it sells thousand plus already damn ex, but it's quite ex cause it's quite far


or we can Australia actaully I don't mind, I don't mind going Australia, yeah but yeah, what


oh yeah


New-Zealand in Europe, so they went to so they went to Google


ya it's very but it's like I think New-Zealand right it's like you can do a lot of (ppb) I want go okay I know what where I want go already, Maldives, do you like water sport I love water


can you swim ah can you swim or you can not swim is it, the the parasailing one right ya, eh but it's damn fun I tried once, don't need don't need don't need don't need, don't need don't need don't need ya


I want eh in Maldives I really want to go but Maldives right apparently Maldives right it's like, they count in US currency eh, really really really in US currency, actually I think Maldives not bad, and they're super pretty Maldives is super super pretty super super pretyy


no no no no no no no I'm not , (ppb) no cannot too close already, they confirms damn safe one, actually Korea people go like, Busan actually usually people go Seoul Busan Jeju then


actually I feel like all the places I think like maybe cause like I watch the Return of the Superman then got the, you know what's the what's the what's the dating thing, the, Nichkhun and the Victoria then got the


yeah , then they always go to all the, places so it's like more or less you know like like the N-Tower N-Seoul-Tower, yeah quite true, !huh! really ah I thought is people put the locks all the shit


shag, oh-my-god


I tried the ice skating, at at the actually not, quite okay as no I think like ice skating in Singapore is very boring cause, you just turn round and round and round, (ppb) I swear I I swear I go I think I skate for like sixty rounds


what , I can imagine that eh, oh-my-god I totally can imagine that eh


oh yeah but they will teach you right, they will teach you they will teach you, actually I heard like skiing all these right actually like that time my friend then he's ice skating then after that then she fell on her


but then she hurt her tailbone (ppb), ya actually I think I thinks I think like winter sport actually like got a bit of risk lah like, yea I don't know like actually quite painful


yea yea yea


hey your skis is the like that one or, oh okay okay okay oh yeah oh !huh! then how so you walk up, with that, what how does that even make sense


!huh! really ah, actually that one that one you


quite useful ah really ah like can really can employ the techniques, ah your card is the , what's it called ah diaphragm is it diaphragm right


so you only got the background music then you have to sing lah, !wah! actually quite harsh eh actually quite hard cause you need to, harsh harsh harsh cause you need to find the key, yea you need to find actually find key is actually quite hard, key I think quite hard to find


oh yea yea yea yea yea yea is like different from karaoke , oh okay okay, okay okay, ya I know that you all keep singing one right, ah wait is random one or like all your friends


random, oh okay okay


serious, !huh! for what


wait they're mostly like same batch ah, as in like year two or so when, okay


!wah! really, ya sia, actually damn hard to find the key eh I don't understand how people can like find key sia, like it's like how they can even sing in different key like how they know like which key is what, can remember is it


oh oh maybe eh, oh ya quite true, learn right


actually really meh really ah, household he's assessed based on this, !huh! can lah, !wah! okay okay


that is damn funny oh-my-god you know right, eh oh are we coming to, ya cause you know what, got interview today right, then turns out it's next week what the


uh his house there, ya we going back to uh #Boon Lay#, okay, , ya, ya cause he finish already then he ended


uh Raffles there, no but he mixed up the timing, no at first I wanted meet him at Buona but then, he's on his way to Tai-Seng


, yes, no he never he never he take MRT oh-my-god you have you heard of PlayMade, is it good, !huh! really ah is it good or not I want to try sia


I really want to try, ya I was thinking of that , cause my friend keep telling me about, PlayMade then she tell me like you must eat the what black sesame pearl then she say, like really not bad then I was like, okay then I was like


right it's like got different flavored pearl then got like Matcha is it Matcha, pink cactus what is pink cactus even, !huh! have you tried the pink cactus, how is it even oh-my-god Jay so you try everything


[orh] they never like let you sample the pearl or something, so what's the best, out of the, what is what taste is pink cactus even, !huh!


eh actually make sounds not bad eh, can mix mix six pearls ah


that's quite interesting eh, damn sweet cannot cannot cannot , okay kay so that means like you can just buy like normal milk tea then you buy


!huh! you got try both, later if I go out I go and order


no but it's like is it really like, nicer than Koi or Gongcha kind, oh it's just very interesting lah like the like the the pearl is just very interesting


really ah, but Play Made only has in, Tampines one


near to the queue for Ikea, yes, oh shit, oh okay ten month, !huh!


shit, oh okay okay okay oh-my-god why did I not know, shit okay K K K, no cause my friend really like drink a lot then she say that's the best shit ever, okay okay okay okay


I need to, go to the toilet, okay okay


actually eh don't they oh eh I want try, you meeting your friend in school is it, oh so you all taking to oh-my-god you know NUS you need to try this Thai boat noodles


it's damn nice is really damn nice is at the it's like is not in NUS, but it's, !huh!, it's not U-Town but it's like the you know NUS come out then you got this, Exchange Linkway like Uniqlo there, Uniqlo that area right


ya then you go in then is like there's this like Thai boat noodles !wah! really damn nice (ppb), damn nice chicken chicken Thai boat noodles is like damn good, oh actually at open house is not bad I think it was better than NTU, I think NTU open house was a bit more dead but NUS open house is like very lively


I think cause NUS one was held in U-Town, so the U-Town one was really quite not bad, I think I went for SMU one


I think SMU, I only went for SMU one, but I don't think I can fit in SMU culture honest, I don't think SMU culture is for me also, is like you need to keep talking and I think ah I think out of the three culture maybe NTU or NUS


yea actually the three years I think it makes a difference lah yea it really makes a difference, but still need to do FYP right


ya that's the thing also, ah ah okay okay okay, (ppb) then mine mine go up a lot of times already


think about PlayMade (ugh), wait so you all going NUS for what STA or for the STB


[orh] is it the Kembangan one I think I saw her snap the other time she stay back hall one is it, (ppb) then she then she


oh-my-god wait she stay single or double, by random all friend, oh but she know her friend lah, oh okay okay okay okay


oh yeah, choreo right, !wah! shag, modern jazz


okay okay ya, ya that's quite true, no but actually if she she drives to school everyday is it, like before that ya, then should be okay eh but you driving


oh ya ya that's quite true that's quite true


yes, !huh! wait she knock into what


oh, !wah! shit, damn scary eh some more is on a slope eh, ya on the slope will like roll down one, I need to pee very badly, never mind ah


anyway seven, , nevermind it's okay my stomach always growl


yes I know


has she tried has she has has, has she tried Play Made, I think like actually not not a lot of people know about Play Made actually ya it's really like, not very known


okay I think we need to talk a bit louder, eh but eh, no eh I don't know why but like the, hello, okay, all this a fine oh oh ya ya ya okay okay actually I think it's the (ppb) oh I know already


eh no eh, eh is it I what, oh ya I think, I no I think right if let's say like you speak in a higher pitch right then like, what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like yeah yeah yeah yeah


I went once, really not bad I really like the experience was good, like you know there's this Roald-Dahl called Mathilda, then they had a ya ya ya then they had a play then it was like really really not bad


I was quite shocked, I think one two hours ah, uh uh but, quite expensive I think, no that time one cause like I went on an emergent trip to US, then after that then we watch it there


so that one I'm not very sure I'm not very sure how much but, then the Lion-King one the Lion-King that came to Singapore I think it was, hundred, plus, quite expensive, then but it's really good no a apparently like they say it's live singing ah but I don't believe


but I think it's I think it's live , no I want to watch the Wicked one, no they came to Singapore before lah I think, never really see


no you won't you really won't really won't really won't really won't really won't, really won't, know you know it's like hall always got a lot of productions, uh but I don't really like hall productions, ya, I really !wah!


you know that time I went for hall five one, hall five hall productions, then it's like they sell the ticket quite expensive sia like eighteen, quite ex right quite ex right quite ex right I don't know, ya I don't get it eh it's like


ah no cause they need to rent a venue and then ya ya, no but I went ya, I really need to go to the toilet


!huh! really ah


really ah, wait so twenty two is how many senior how many, oh shag, so it's four plus three lah, off


!wah! actually eighteen not bad eh, eh this is quite big eh, but if they got experience I think should be okay lah


!huh! really ah, serious ah, did you all like scold them never


like the serious kind ah, I think you all don't have like a like a alter like authoritative figure


ya true true true, (ppb) then you never scold them


no still got, thirty second


but okay we will, playful lah, wait who was the captain for your batch Jing-Wen is it


but I thought got three gap, oh ya Pearlyn Pearlyn Pearlyn right right right


okay, we shall start from the right, okay (ppb), on the right do you see a farm house


is it brown and white, is is there a brown door, and a grey, roof


beside the brown house on its, on my right, is there a old man in blue (ppb), is he wearing brown trousers, black shoes


a red handle saw, and a brown wooden plank on a brown wooden plank, okay I guess that's settled


red and white hat, okay, and then, in front of him there's a yellow girl, yellow girl there's a yellow T shirt girl, nope


nope, wait wait we are talking about the wrong person, the one directly in front of the man in, the the man in the old man, the one the one with the yellow yellow T-shirt it just yellow


I have a yellow with stripe she's playing basketball, that's not right in front of him the one at, no one right in front of him okay, so there's no girl in plain yellow T shirt


how about a a ghost I mean a a boy with red trousers and a, ya two girls okay, there's two girls, I don't have eh I only have one girls


and a white white , white sheet on the floor is there a white sheet on the floor, ya like a white


left side of the I mean the right side the old man, so there is a yellow girl with stripes playing basketball


is the white is the ball red and white, is the girl brown (ppb), is she playing with a boy is there a boy playing with her


oh no I don't have that


and then is the is the basketball court, I mean is the basketball hoop red, and white grey grey, the net is black, okay, behind the basketball I mean not behind but, to on the top of the basketball uh hoop


is there, a, crazy man in blue with his, truck


okay, and then he is, okay, then we move on to the left side of the basketball court, two meh meh sheep


in grey okay that I have three sheeps, in brown, how is that how is that grey


go, they got gold, brown fence, okay I have one, one sign board saying meet Sue and Ted


oh is, in on top of the brown sheet


on the left side of the basketball court, ya the bush has two birds


and one at the bottom right, okay, now, moving on (ppb), picture discussion, I have two haystacks yellow in colour


okay they won't fail but (ppb), it say sharp


the the word sharp, okay, and then the the there is a window on the left side of the shop, left side of the picture, K it says ya


one two three four five I only got five (ppb), oh-my-goodness me


no (ppb), one says designer head pins, and it says open, ya it's in red, okay below the shop there's a rabbit in a cage a green cage it says buy me


is the rabbit white, the rabbit is white


okay he has a bee next to him, green and brown (ppb) okay


beside him there is a fresh fruit and vegetables stall


four carrots, and six strawberry it says fresh fruit and veg, eh how many do we have one two three four five six seven eight nine


k I have two potato bags, okay, I have one empty ah, on the left hand side in between the fresh fruit vegetable


okay, on top of the bag of potatoes there's a one, medium sized girl and one small girl


yup, ya and there's one banana, which in between the two fruits (ppb) okay, and then the small girl


I don't have a I only have the bowl with not green paint, okay we're done, okay


so we have to shuffle, okay


you better give me all your cards eh, wait how do win the game ah, uh first one, first one to to to finish the card win, you have to treat the other one ice cream (ppb)


okay, what do you want to eat later ah, you want have Texas chicken, I didn't take all the cards there's still some of cards


well is fine anyway


what do I have to do if I want a car, oh-my-god is so loud eh, okay, okay wait wait, I need to


plan my my winning my winning hand, okay


I am going to win


okay I will go first or you want to go first, scissors paper stone (ppb)


okay I will go first, okay, I choose from my hand, and then then then if I don't think your answer is good, oh wait or is it you pick


I think, I pick, and then you have to answer the card


this one level three, everything also scared, what are you most Kia about, wrong


okay, I hit the table, Kallang Wave, Singapore will win the World Cup in


never, okay next one, what's the most busybody thing you have done


that's not Kaypoh that's not acceptable


no what's the most, nope not acceptable take it, no you're suppose, no discard it eh, if you if you think that it is, acceptable


then if it's not acceptable, [orh] oh right that makes sense, okay so ah so I get a a point I get two point


oh really, I thought is at the end, [orh] okay okay, what event in the past, have make you stun like a vegetable


K there's one <unk> were you there I don't think you were there there was one time I was, the president I was the president of, the altar servers group and then I had to go upstairs, I had to go up, the the pulpit and talk to entire church


and then I was reading from the slides so the slide was, one slide was mine one slide was the priest, but I always practice reading the priest one, so I I read and then I read the priest one as well


that was unbelievable is this point mine or not


you fired him, okay fine you get this point (ppb), grandfather road


describe the most, famous person that, is related to you (ppb), Andrea, de cruz


she's the Mediacorp artist, ya I don't know, she channel five, I don't really know I never seen her in my life as well


one point, if you say home I'm not gonna give you this point (ppb), okay describe my house


wait so you describing your own house


the hell, no you don't get this point, I don't even , no you don't get this point, okay your turn


the work that you do is super on the ball , wait I haven't finished, the work that you do is super, okay the work that I do ah


is super difficult and annoying, and I did


hell yeah, okay (ppb) the next one (ppb), return your tray


I cannot remember that part though, okay, I will give you that point (ppb), then you just taking it from my hands


which Singaporean dead or alive do you admire the most, let's go with Sir Stamford Raffles, among people are the best, good point good point is my point


which Singaporean dead or alive do you admire the most, we are Sydney-poreans


acceptable, because you're in Sydney the greatest city there is, acceptable, I like them, okay the next one


acceptable


oh I I my my favourite game drink is this, because uh my favourite game was basically to, hit people in the balls, like Leonard, and Marcus, Marcus always hit my ball so


so we normally hit Marcus back in the balls, how many points did you have, because you anyhow take note one


then, okay my turn your turn or my turn


sop, first rule of advice given to someone moving to Singapore if anyone ever move to Singapore, accent why would you give, what would you give the accent


the how she wants you to hear


so mainstream (ppb), what do you always, splurge on, everything that


okay this one you confirm fail, Kampung Spirit, how well do you know your neighbour, not not anymore


one only you don't know another it says neighbours with a S


then I give three points, first come first serve, what would you queue for in Singapore


okay not the iPhone apparently, not the iPhone


maybe good food, I would queue for good food but the queue has to be less than, eight people if not I won't queue for anything unless, unless, it is at the fair and the and the and the food is like on a discounted price


that makes it worth it is all about risk and return, wait I'll have to concentrate on that


K what is your, kiv, what's your acronym (ppb)


I testing you, oh okay I get it I get it


you're so savage, oh you could just, be with me (ppb)


K you get that card for being such a douche, would you rather have kids or pets


that's a tough one, that's a really tough, I would rather have kids I would have kids but, I think pets also is quite good


I'll rather have a pet first, and then have a kid but the thing is right kids grow up, pets they die before you die and is likely that you will cry, it's there's the the the rate of you dying before your pet is lower than the pet dying


the pet only can last two years then you have twenty years, can I get this one, I want both, okay upgrading works, which part of Singapore do you miss the most


nothing I nothing to miss here


Chinatown okay, anyway (ppb), character development if you could teach Singaporeans one lesson what would that be


never be a dog face (ppb), you have to be kind, children these days


they are, full of, no I I I I think character development should start at a young age if you could teach Singaporean students one lesson what could it be, academics is not everything but it's most of the thing


at one point of your life it has to be at the most important thing but, as you become older of course you can place other priorities, but as a student, one lesson is


never fail Math


and I'm dating you, okay


not agree but okay, I would say let's go to a theatre, the movies, we have a vision for tomorrow [orh] do not sing, we have a vision for tomorrow what's the one thing about Singapore that should be preserved for the next


generation, is there anything left to preserve here, the price of cars ah , no I didn't said that


what's the vision, what should we, we should preserve


the parks, we should preserve the parks, no I don't know you can throw this away I I don't know what to preserve here (ppb)


five, okay that was such a lousy number, you don't get this point, six is a lousy number


faster finish homework what was your best subject and worst subject in school


bioscience, uh that's the best, the worst is obviously Chinese, no one does well in Chinese, but not me, okay next one


we're like <unk> and zero eh


that is a good answer, cpf money, okay what is your usual coffee shop order for Kopi or Teh, well


well I don't order Kopi or Teh but, I did drink, the normal Nescafe coffee, next question what do you want do you want Ulu you think


if you could be a Karang-Guni man what would you collect, I'm pretty sure that's a job for that


for what, okay that's pretty good


now, heartlands, where wait [orh] it's your turn it is your turn, okay cabby


what's the most interesting conversation you ever had with a taxi driver, K there was one last week where he just ask me where to eat but that's not very interesting, [orh] the more interesting one is remember when the when the


and the guards went NSF came out the news, the one when he pass away, wait, from heat stroke, and then there is this taxi driver he, he he he he ask me how is NS and then I told him because we got to start the topic started on NS ah


he doesn't even know about it, he he he he not caught up with the news so he he was totally oblivious to the whole thing, then we just started talking he tell us last time he commando all


then he say life very tough but then right, uh he, he didn't, he in the end down pes cause they ask him to swim in the ocean so, don't even know if that's true


he he down pes ah he just got like some, he say he got some issue or what then he just down pes, the heat, next one, this is my turn right, I shall give you one point


are you talking or <unk> oh right, your sense of the country, okay, ya Dabao what does your <unk> makes you what's, Lorna what's Lorna


oh , hawker ah, either the very good seafood soup, very good fish soup or


the one and only, block sixteen Char-Kway-Teow you can go there and try Bedok South Avenue Two block, you know what block block sixteen the market #char kway teow# is the best, Hill Street Char-Kway-Teow if you be there at eleven thirty


you can don't need to queue but anything after twelve, you will get to queue for very very very very very very very very long


lah help lah (ppb)


what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up, I collected duel master card remember duel master, and then also I got I got


I got do all the boys' things like Beyblades and like guns and forts, that's pretty much it, that was fake lah I only collected and then after I don't know wanted to sell it off


if you wanted to escape the crowds the best place to go is


you don't get this point, okay that's acceptable, generation gap what's the biggest similarity between your generation and your parents' generation


four ah, things are not the same, studies are not the same, army is not the same (ppb) everything is not the same


the expectation level ain't the same (ppb), okay wait what's the biggest biggest similar similarity


the biggest similarity is, the taste of, MacDonald's, MacDonald's never change, kfc never change


never never change (ppb), and then the biggest difference is, no


last time do you live in Kampung, (ppb) we don't live in Kampung, Kampung-Glam


Kampung-Glam is okay, okay now we can talk about life, okay we have, we have free topic prompts here we shall start with


topic, parents and children, which school do you want to enrol your child in or you can use since you're at it we might as well discuss, uh just saw you know this uh conversation, is between


two of us god, we let you in on some good stuff, so which school do you want to <unk> enrol your child in, definitely a Catholic school, definitely a Catholic school


that's if we actually migrate, why


ya you know, we shall see, okay exams exams, !huh! okay let's no talk the exam sucks we all hate exams you will knows why here is it everyone hate exams


ridiculous, CCA always a must everyone should have a CCA


karate Karaage, uh I think they should just do what they want CCA is meant to have fun (ppb), yes tuition is a must


your house is a tuition centre that's why you don't need to go for tuition


at your house (ppb), okay parent teacher meeting the most stressful meeting in a child's life


because your parents are teachers so they they know how to to solve the problem of a kids, education, exactly my parents would be like, hey, under ya that's why he is not interested


is not interested at all, it is up to you what you want to make of your life, if you don't want you can go to boys home (ppb), no lah but you know


that kind of stuff, okay is student education !wow! university courses what, accounting, difficult easy interesting or enjoyable I know is is is is boring to you


so I I'm enjoying the the freedom, and I don't mind studying a bit


so, dedicated, if you learn, and understand, it will stay with you longer


okay, we are not giving anyone my dog as we discussed just now (ppb)


the dog stays with me, it's not next year it's next next year, then you can you can come my house and you know come up to take Baba with


if no one is home, because I'm pretty sure no one will be home or maybe Mark will be in Poly or JC or maybe I don't know he's probably gonna be in JC or, Poly hopefully, then you can take Baba home


then you can always ask to take Baba, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, but right, I'm I'm I'm pretty sure he'll take him for one week, my my my mum will say okay but, my dad would say something else so you got to win my dad's trust in all the


to take Baba, ya maybe or maybe he'll be okay, you will never know because two years from now Baba is seven years old, he's really old if you ask me


nope


oh okay lah, to me it's like meh, anyway, oh ya you know how I was looking through my email just now, so, my I I I talk to I talk to the the Alfred guy


he say, ya you wanna go to Perth right that he no he said here talking about the the the terms, so, the the, the thing is that, if the module is not available in May then next year it will be available in January and September so on and so forth so it alternates


so like the thing is, I I was thinking I have to go to Perth for a shorter period I don't know I wanna I need to ask him, I want to go short I don't want to go for one year cause one year is very long


I was thinking because because the last the last sem right, I don't know if I can do everything like I got six modules at the end of the in twenty twenty, that I need to complete if I can do three in, in January right


then from January from May to, to July, from May to July I can I can I can I can chill a bit before I go to to Perth to do the July semester


but I don't know if the the modules that is available in July, I don't know I'm just gonna to just you know work it out later tomorrow or something when I get home when I go home


will you miss me, will you miss me (ppb)


will you miss me, sorry that was very loud


okay what else what else should we talk about, ya I also very hungry we can actually take our time when it's break


ya, later we can just walk opposite and got BreadTalk lah, ya, I'll say you're the, K so how how how short are you gonna cut your hair later


seriously, not too short though, then ah !huh! it'll take it only less than an hour


eh you wanna go watch Nun, wait cause I thought I thought it'll take three hours those with longer hair will always take very long then, then I thought after that we go go to see my mum but then right


now, I I would just okay we can do something else


oh ya, actually we can eh right


oh ya (ppb), oh right right


and what, it'll be kind of fun you you can emo to talk about weird, on the right on the right (ppb), where


it's only been an hour eh, let's look at these three topic, again and see what we can talk about (ppb)


where do you want to go next time for a honeymoon, I want to go to, I want to go to Dana I want to stay at Dana


Dana inn on the Dana there's some there's some place called Dana that is is, no you go and see the Facebook the Facebook got a lot, a lot of picture very nice one is a is a hotel is a hotel


but is made of stone , you remember is the one I told you about with the with the, with the indoor swimming pool that that is like a tunnel and goes to the sunset, ya it's that one, I'm sure there are others also lah but we can


okay where else Santorini, we shall go to Greece, because that's where it is, I will say go to Maldives


but then you cannot, but we can bring for you a umbrella, you can totally go under the the the the villa and just stay in the water there, very nice one


okay, where do you want to go where do you want to go


Saint-Johns island seriously, wait isn't Saint-John's Island in Singapore


or you want to have your honeymoon here, I don't have honeymoon here, oh okay, wait what were you talking about (ppb)


oh I haven't been there though <unk> so ya I I don't even wanna go there for honeymoon I can just go there like like now


I want to get macs, Texas chicken, Texas chicken please, Texas chicken


Popeye's, what you want to eat


okay lah just use ah


I don't want


okay, there is, okay, how much


twelve PM has thirty percent already eh


there's only there's only thirty there's no there's no fifty


how about Saizeriya, how about chicken hotpot


I don't know, !aiya! you know what just just go there just go there and see lah, just go there and see, up to you but I guess that's a better idea since you fools are freaking hungry


wait ah, we can go and see what there is lor, but my next appointment is eleven thirty, to change my phone


it's just beside us, it's at #Tai Seng#, it's one minute from #Tai seng#


ya I I don't really want I don't, eh I know you know what we should do we should go tp, and eat there, cause the food is cheap and is good


from here, not not very far, ten minutes ten minutes from


Tampines so from here from here it's probably about, here can take five four if there's a five I don't I don't really know how to what bus goes there


eat here Sua, that's why I thought going Century Square, ya I thought you going Century Square


if not, if not there is #Ban Mian#, also can


ya, go your go your house and play some ros, if you want lah but we can decide later ah, where did you enjoy exercising


I don't exercise


what is it ah I, let me see, how much is it


okay we can go there !huh! what time is the the discount


okay, only thirty bucks, okay


there's Pizza-Express though, don't think is that great


is the one that your mum want does your mum ever talk about me, like that time when she comfort Axel, Axel always stay up until three to four am just to talk to Yvonne you know


ya lor that's why, so that's why I just like okay , then, I uh I also got go out with your daughter, why you never say <unk> you always go out with Elaine you know


really, what not that he mind right


actually there's a Tim-Ho-Wan here you wanna go


how about, how about the, I feel like eating Mos-Burger ah to be honest, like I I kind of miss eating the Yakiniku


do I, it was different, it's different from, from the from the rest of the stalls


we can go there and see we can go there and see okay


this is like this is like uh what you call the, the lie detector, I feel like I'm forced to talk to you


on purpose, what are you doing, they say what are you doing


I think Crystal will be like oh-my-god, who do you think you can manage a two hour conversation with besides me but we're struggling (ppb)


I think so eh I think I think with with friends, don't forget you asking here


PayNow, but you going to ask <unk> or or Agnes meh, then


then, why she want to take count, that's savage


uh I, why sia if you if you ask her I didn't know you ask her


I think I can manage with Leonard, ya, you and tiara, why, tiara got a job you saw her Insta story


she she , she got some, she now financing her her uni loan and stuff, I don't know then I ask


then always what, ya


ya, which one you want, at which hotel, at which hotel


M-Hotel, no seriously which one you want


then you ask, then you still kidding


let me see, (ppb) that is okay ah, why cannot why cannot go out one


what's this, the buffet at M-Hotel how you know it's that good ah


you want or not then book ah, I will book, fifty percent eh for everything eh, for your birthday ah, wah this one damn this one damn Giam


what


agreed, so wait I will book the M-Hotel one (ppb), what


where, !wah! lobster eh, this this one


cafe two thousand at M-Hotel


is twenty bucks eh, but it says here, set lunch semi buffet what does that even mean


I I know the I know the the lunch is not as, executive lunch, free flow soup and dessert


oh it's a set lunch, where where, okay so where what what is that called


it's your birthday, okay so what do you want


I'm confused, international buffet lunch I think that's really okay


ya that's the one I was the one you looking at just now


let me see Marriot (ppb), how to spell


Marriot Cafe ah


on your birthday itself right, !wah! they cook for you on the spot


eh but I think it's not bad leh twenty nine dollar, twelve o-clock ah, twelve thirty


twelve lah twelve lah, where is this Orchard


all the way, cause I think is very in advanced


today, today ah, no to be honest right we'll be here from like after after we finish here we go there the thing will take about thirty minutes to forty five minutes


the replacement of my phone, ya, because they only open at eleven


they still got, we reach here nine fifty ah, oh-my-god, we still got another forty over minutes just to talk to you eh


I don't want talk to you already , seriously are they gonna listen to this


okay guys this is worth thirty bucks, definitely okay but two hours is really quite long, okay maybe you must must specify okay no actually no you did specify, maybe


we should not come with our partners , ya friends have been so much easier to catch up with, and have a lot of vulgarities involved


me and Leonard loves vulgarities


no the Honda, no I want the I want a pick up truck, everybody wants a pick up truck


when you read textbooks can you read


can see or not, oh you know yesterday I was watching this video on uh X-Factor angry judges


so there was like the the you know the different one about most of them got Simon-Cowell inside Simon-Cowell, then uh, in in one of them stars Demi-Lovato and then like, three three three female three female uh judges and Simon himself


you you know what the you know this guy came out right, then he was very he was very charming he was very like, wait, like he's like, he's like uh, very full of himself, then he but then he's like he like I work in a ice cream truck


the moment he say it right everyone like what like !wah! ice cream truck and he's like, he should've brought some then he was like, ya uh then was like so do you eat some of the ice cream yourself, then he was like I am lactose intolerant, damn freaking funny then after that right


he he he go and tease the girls then after that he tease the the female judges then you know what he say or not he say, no before I even start I already know I have three votes, because he assume that the girls like him so so so he was like I have three then the the oldest one right just look at him like what


if they give the the very, the the face you know like the uh, then after after the whole, the whole, like the whole singing and all right, Demi-Lovato wanted to say right you know what he say to her he say


tell me woman , he he say tell me woman, and then Demi was like, excuse me then he is like, tell me woman then he was like she was like what, what did you say then he was like


I said tell me woman, and then she was like, (ppb) she was like, okay first, don't call me woman, and then she was like, you know what's really sexy, people with humility and that is something you lack of


and then Simon was like he is lactose intolerant, you are just laughing cause you also bored


you know so it's like, [orh] then the next one is is uh this guy came up right after he finish his his his, his, uh his show right he is he is part of the show


he was like eh guys come on take out your phones take out all your phones, uh film me for forty seven seconds cause he say that the the producers, cut out fourty seven seconds of his of his show, when everyone else had, had ten minutes he had nine minutes plus


I don't know, then like I think it's just like that, like the editing part lah then they find it wasn't necessary then they cancel, then he go and scold scold them on on on the stage then Simon very angry


Simon was Simon was like, just, meh, if not you can get out of here, then he then the guy was like I I'm not getting out of here I want to stay here


then he was like no if if you gonna be a if you gonna be a a a, uh just leave don't don't don't don't care


then he was like I I also want you to apologise, then he was like I'm not apologising then after that he he drop the mic then he walk off, then everyone was just like, !wow!


no beatboxing all the saliva will come out is damn gross, but in primary school like Beatboxing was the in thing then they always got people to perform then it'll be like, and everyone everyone be like


!woah! how's he doing that with just the mic man he's dropping a beat on us, primary school star, primary school star, should we take a ten minutes break


it is not gonna take if it is not gonna


eleven thirty, no my appointment at eleven thirty, twelve plus


well we didn't have to stay all the way but, believe it or not folks we're boyfriend and girlfriend


aren't you coming to my house tomorrow, but if you want to take you uh I'm also okay


wait wait wait what time is your interview ah, maybe I can look for you after, I'm a bit, I'll be in


I know but I have been singing, like like, short verses so that, I wanna make a shape with the sound wave


no if you can make a fish


sorry guys this is definitely not meaningful


we are, slightly more than fifty, fifty percent away from the, if if they are thinking, maybe maybe, after this


when they do it again they will be like, boyfriend and girlfriend should not come together always come with your friends someone you have not talked to for like, maybe ten years, ya I haven't, talked to Ben right


if who, (uh huh)


it's all about the money money money, sorry we just keep talking about the money it's the only incentive in coming here


to this Ulu place, am I expected to say I will spend it on you, oh okay then I will just keep it and see how long it can last


ya, if I intend to quit my job then I will have to I I cannot spend so much already, if you went for this job I don't think I can actually change my phone


girl next time your hand become like that when you hold a Apple, ya when you clear your hand, then next time your finger will be like that then when you become old is like that


you know when I exercise, and I do my left side and now my right side, and then now I realise my left chest is bigger than the right chest , I can feel it this one got small muscle than the other one


you see, touch here, and then you touch here , (ppb) right it's so freaking obvious, and is not even because of of we leaning towards was like cause if I do here I, still behind you and penalty here


I only go back to the gym, thirty dollars, gym membership, it's not gonna get me one day, I will do what I can


you are confused she is confused, no, there is no thirty dollar gym membership at all no way, honestly not gonna get me anywhere


no if I get the Active SG one then I won't get the, the Gymbox one already, eighty dollar, seventy seven fifty


ya only waive two fifty, then I I want to, ya after that is whole one year eh, then cause I I some more study so I don't need to


to be so, so worry about the cost then I I focus to study I can just go as and when I want, but then right the Active SG one right only got equipment one of each only, means ya I mean have to share


eight thirty but only can use no is eight thirty two about, eight at night also or nine, but I only can use until four, cause I I eighteen dollar is the off peak


I don't see how that's off peak cause I already went before and I went before right and it was freaking crowded, (ppb) even at the off peak


oh is it never mind I put mine is relation, okay okay fifty simple questions but meaningful questions for couples that want to get closer, it says faster okay, what do you consider your best and worst qualities


it's because you're always right that's why it's the worst


!wah! pokes, okay so, have you ever had your heart broken, what, you mean by, that


no I didn't break any hearts, are you friends with any of your exes , I am not not even with my ex grandma


do you believe that it's possible to maintain a platonic friendship with members of the opposite sex, what's what's platonic, it is absolutely right


seven years, seven five years, will platonic friends which never kept contact maybe if we had come here


oh so that's the true, send me this recording people


no I got my heart broken I don't want to talk to her anymore goodbye, hey what is your definition of cheating, what, okay so what what do you consider cheating


that is, heartbreaking, wait but like to question too have you ever had your heart broken, yes people I have in her dreams in my dreams in real life because in her dreams


she said it out in real life , okay, do you have any, uh I kind of ask this question, if you won lottery tomorrow, how would you lead your life


moving forward, let's say it's one million, get a freaking house dude


eight hundred then what do you what do you want to get a one room flat, if you're talking about bto , don't always try to <unk> is important, ya, uh speaking of bto I I was thinking


ya bto is the cheapest but then right we we shouldn't rush things so much that just to get the cheapest right, I mean like we should let let life take its course eventually if it's meant to be, the house will still be ours, whether have five hundred or eight hundred


we are rushing, what's


okay if I won lottery, no, I was walking by a house as well, yes that, I will buy a house not in Singapore


and and then right I will I will I will freaking, ask someone to rent it out so that I can incur money time value of money understand, okay what is your earliest fond memory


fond fond ya


okay, my earliest memory is me getting my first new phone , the Nokia five thousand three hundred folks, I got mine when I was in secondary one


now I have but they're all pass me down, hand me down, uh my hand me my hand me downs started at primary three where I had remedial class so I get to keep the phone every Wednesday


and then, in primary six keep it more often cause there's more remedial class, but then when I went to secondary school I needed it everyday, cause I took public transport so, my mum bought me a phone


ya I have express music


no I have signed up for my favorite, hello mummy, what's the most terrifying thing that ever happen to you


had to walk into MacRitchie reservoir in the dead of the night, alone , (ppb) it was part of our camp, so what the the guys will do right it was part of a confidence camp, that we have to put we'll that we were doing in sec three which I think was quite stupid lah cause it instilled more fear than than than anything else


so, that one right we we we actually went to the, MacRitchie Reservoir around ten or eleven o-clock, ya, I couldn't even see I couldn't see uh


the <unk> the curry ah the Prata shop ah, and then they'll telling us ghost stories of how people who are smokers have to beware because right when you smoke and then you walk like that right then will have all the ghosts underneath the planks, walking after you


I don't know it's like they follow the sand and then right, because they say like they they know because ah, they have all these like the I mean they it's not alone lah but they have people hiding inside the, the bushes lah you know is a plank then is like all the the trees and all


they have people watching you so is like you know you don't drown or anything inside the reservoir, what they're there then they also will scare you one so it's freaking irritating, and then I was the last one because I cried, I was the last one I I hold my teacher like that, don't let me go cher don't let me go can't do this


no this is school one, freaking irritating, and then I made it to the bus I was like, then I say cher, you didn't help me


uh they were very far behind, I was at one point I'm the only one that I can see from front and back, okay, what is your greatest fear


okay my greatest fear is losing you, okay, what soothes you the most on the back of a bad of bad news


okay, for me, I prefer, Baba and gym, I wanna live in a condo so I got my own gym, or if not I need a big house so I can get my own gym equipment


ya she want a small house but then happening if I become rich, which is never going to happen


I don't know how small she wants it guys, okay, what is the best advice you have ever gotten, okay let me start this off the best advice that I've ever gotten was last week when my when the priest said


always, have control the more you want to control something the more you lose it, let god surprise you, let, life takes its course okay next question next question folks


cause we all talking about the same person what the same god ah, okay, who's the person you respect most in life and why


I respect my grandma, because she raised, seven children one of which is my mother of course !duh! cause she is my grandma, I think in the way she raise people it's just very good


okay who, the most the most we should like the most


okay, who do you confide in more than anyone else uh my answer is not Leonard I confide in you, but after that is Leonard then my mother so ya, sometimes Baba but Baba doesn't really like pay attention


how about your father


definitely experienced dad, many many times, many many times , can you actually keep a secret or is it too tough for you to keep your mouth shut


that's right guys she cannot keep a secret, nothing at all nothing, in what circumstances do you think it's okay to fib what the hell is a fib, forget it


are you the type to bottle things up over share or something in between, she over shares for so and I just give it to myself


(uh huh)


, next question, what are you most passionate about in life, accounting


okay, would you characterise yourself as someone who lives to work work to live or neither, I don't have work yet


how would you respond, if one of us was offered a job, that require a lot of travelling, okay, okay


that's right, she's absolutely right we know each other inside and out, wait where's the next one, uh okay the next one


would you be willing to relocate, uh for either of our jobs definitely yes, I will definitely relocate out here man, out of here is the best except not not to, other Asian countries


not to India definitely not to India, okay would you prefer to run your business, or work for someone else okay lah work for someone no work, like for your own business lah the


if you could design your own schedule would you work more during the morning or at night, at night, I work in the morning I'm a morning person


goodness me she's a owl, she's an owl, how many hours of sleep will you say you need to function at hundred percent


(ppb) I'll just need to sleep until I wake up without an alarm clock , are you a pet person


yes definitely yes, if so what kind of pet do you see yourself owning, she sees herself as a dog


she meant you guys, how often, do you like to see, your parents siblings and other family members I like to see them very often


savage, she's a, she like to have a small house with a small person


have you ever lost someone or something you truly love


okay what, what is your ideal climate for establishing a permanent home


I will prefer anywhere that's not hot that you can exercise without sweating


she's a vampire, oh who know that she is a vampire


we shall go to Transylvania, how do you feel about group vacation with other couples


we will like it if we know the couple, at what age do you envision yourself buying a house


what keeps you going day to day, my girlfriend she keeps me going day to day sometimes she she takes away the day she takes away the daylight


I'm sure you guys have experienced this, she storm my life, like a storm, okay, what do you value more careful planning or the freedom to be spontaneous definitely the freedom to be spontaneous


do you, believe, that is that is rude we're sorry on her behalf


they believe in reincarnation, uh okay no let's skip this, how would you react if you had trouble getting pregnant how would you react if you had trouble getting pregnant


thirty nine, how many kids do you want, ten, thousands, would you ever stay home to


parent full time, ya she will, definitely not we're not going that way, kids are closer to their mother


do you expect your partner to parent full time yes, how do you feel about outsourcing certain responsibility like childcare and cleaning


we are not outsourcing we're not getting a maid, how important are birthday anniversaries and other holidays


how do you envision, splitting holidays between your family and your significant other, we are one we are


it's a chore eh !wow!, what a pig


your grandma is eighty years old are you eighty years old, oh my grandma is eighty it's okay, okay which percentage of your income are you comfortable spending versus saving


okay let say you don't have anything


K start, three, inclusive of house, just include house lah like your basic necessity you still need to live somewhere right you gonna live in a tent meh


yup it is shit


if you cook ah


okay, the next one is, do you have any outstanding debts yup I'm not gonna talk about that, do you have any savings ya at what age do you want to retire ideally and where do you imagine yourself at that stage in life


!wah! okay I will retire at whatever, age, where, okay if there are kids they go to uni and they have started working, if not I will


perhaps very very rich, financial controller kind of rich


like forty seven K a month , he such a he such a, a mean person, okay wait wait wait wait


what is the most daring thing you have done till today , I have done the most daring thing, by dating the most


the most daring thing I have done right, is enter a gym full of muscular people when I was so skinny, next


if a Genie granted you three wishes right now what would you wish for


if you have one day left to live on earth what would you do, what would you do, what would you do


which animal do you think is my spirit animal, uh tiger it is


which is the best prank you have pulled off yet, which is the best prank you have pulled off yet, definitely the stupid one when you you message me, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought


definitely a laptop, have you ever done something embarrassing in public, I shit in my pants, and I was in the freaking police uniform


so the police bench got shit, what is the most impulsive thing you have ever done, buying a camera


where would you rate rate yourself as a kisser on a scale of one to ten, definitely a ten for me , definitely a ten because I'm damn good


what type of cologne do you prefer on a man, okay, you say you don't really like it anymore what


that's that's that's not cologne that's just, what kind of clothing and fashion do you find most appealing, which animal would you like to ride on at least once in your life


okay, what is one job that you will never do even for a million million dollars


prostitution I won't go into prostitution, if you had to switch life with someone who would you choose, now this is interesting


I would choose, I would choose the richest person on this planet, in the US (ppb)


or in Canada, somewhere there is very nice that I have enough wealth to just travel around


would you rather have super sight or super hearing, shut up, I already on the I already on the phone, would you rather fight king-kong or T-Rex


definitely T-Rex, would you rather stop using the internet or stop using deodorant then become very smelly


no let's say if you really become very smelly , candy


okay would you rather be the funniest person alive or the most attractive person


would you rather be unable to lie or unable to speak


would you rather be a hero or the villain


what's the one thing about our relationship that make us make you the happiest


my girlfriend every time she laugh, she makes me laugh too and then we become very very happy, over the laugh


and she is very very smart and very very caring, so ya sorry guys, she is taken, but we can't even maintain a two hour conversation


next time we really together i think people need to pay us , what is your perfect honeymoon


what we're with my family do I make you feel like you're still my party


how long do you think people should wait before having kids, very, very, very, very


okay guys we'll thank you for listening in to our channel, uh ninety five FM


we'll be talking about, how a Koala, fought a tiger, and actually live to tell the tale


on other news (ppb), we have a koala by the name of Genocide, who took down, a massive, albino tiger


you have to watch the video because, the radio can't tell much


I'm sure he can hear you, attitude


koala


okay, with that we'd like to thank all of you for listening to our two hour podcast, today we celebrate uh Jenny's birthday


and we are out in, five, four, three, thank you folks, sorry guys we still here


ya, ya, ya


ya, is he wearing a red hat, ya


is it stripe with pink, is she playing with her ball


no it's yellow with stripe, ya, oh I have no one in front of him


ya, I see two ghosts, oh okay


a white sheet on the floor, no, like where is it on the right side of the guy oh left side of that guy oh


oh no, ya


ya, ya, they all look the same colour oh actually no not really never mind


ya the boy is, blonde has green shirt blue shorts black pant uh black black shoes, and in front of him there's this word called shoot, you don't have the word


ya but not the net, ya


ya that crazy man raise up he's he's raising up his hand his mouth is open, it's green and the wheels are grey


okay I see two meh meh sheep, in grey ya ya in grey, oh maybe mine is brown too


okay and then on top of it I see two uh what are those called lambs I don't know, ya I see two goats two, did you see two goats did you see did you see a fence around the goat what colour is your fence


okay same same, I don't have that where is it, where is it


uh then did you, I have one bird, I have the bird that is on the top of the bush


ya me too they're like one CM apart, every uh below them I see a shop and that say shop, it is like in a beige yellow colour


uh no the shop, but the word shop is in blue, ya correct


and oh and below the window there's six, pink flowers, oh wait there are five !oops!, okay okay, and then and then uh this in front of the shop they say


decorative hairpins for sale, what does yours say, ya mine says open too in red are ya are your signs in red


uh mine doesn't say anything, ya the base is yellow


uh okay moving on next, next to the rabbit on the right side there's a, boy with, yellow hair, brown T shirt blue short


and green shoes oh and white, white sock, ya he has a bee but he's holding an ice cream there's like two, two ice cream


okay the bee the bee the, come what do you call that thing the stinger, is facing him


I see I see one two three four five, six strawberries, and one two three four four, carrots


ya and it's in blue, everything's in blue except for the top and the the table, oh they say twelve right so is three more difference, I have one


I have one that is on the far right left uh far right bottom, oh where, of the


is the medium size <unk> uh girl, with yellow hair, a blue shirt, a pink apron and a, I I don't know uh brown shoe, okay she's cutting what seems like, pears on a cutting board


I don't have a banana, uh she has, white T shirt uh


red pants red shoes and she is looking, and her hands are like, claps uh kind of like together and then oh and then there's like a bowl with green peas, then <unk> twelve we are done


oh now it's the card game


okay, scissors paper stone


(ppc) I thought is you pick, I don't know I think anything is fine, okay


let me think, ridiculous, I say let me think first right, I'm scared of lizards lightning uh, rain, actually I'm not scared of rain, I'm scared of lizards and lightning and ghosts and


I think I'll go with lizards, !yay! thank you, nah two points


okay acceptable that was I was thinking too


trying to go into your, trying to go into your


your drawer to find the diary (ppb), what it's not a busybody meh, isn't that busybody, oh I'm not supposed to laugh


is discard it away, not acceptable, no wait if it's acceptable you give to the player cause it's the player's point if it's not acceptable you discard it away


(ppc) ya put it there


nah three point


!huh! but so he make you stun like vegetable ah, why vegetable, no what, okay acceptable


the, teacher who made the biggest difference in my life, you are not my cher


oh I know already, I think I told you this story before right, I say (ppb), there was one time in secondary school there was cher who was so bad, that he made me


ya then he made me hate econs so much remember, and then I fired him, ya, (ppb) I complain to the vice principal, so he made that difference in my life, okay


nah two points


!huh! who's she, who's she, how does she look like, uh so what she's she's channel eight one ah, oh okay unacceptable cause you also don't know her


name describe the place you call home in Singapore


no I I you just say you have to describe the place, okay so, the place, has a lot of tables, like just in the living room itself have


two tables, and then their, two more folded tables which can make into four tables, and then previously in a study in a study room, there was one table and then in my room there's one big table and one small table


no I'm describing the place I call home, so in that home they are in total, one two three four five six seven tables, why I was describing the place


the place has seven tables I don't care I get this point, I get it


okay, on the ball, no not acceptable , (ppb) oh I thought you were done


okay


what can you do to help the uncle and aunties cleaning tables and sweeping floor okay wait here's the thing right, some uncles and aunties don't like it when you return your tray because, they say that you are putting them out of job, so hor, I think right


in places where, there's an explicit sign that says please return your tray and you don't see any uncles and aunties maybe like one or two then you return, but in places where you see there got a lot of uncle and aunty like some like some hawker centers right really have a lot right like


uh is it Bugis or whatever the, food junction there then got a lot then those kind you shouldn't return, because that time we we when we return with my mother we Kena scolded or was it with you I know it was someone with me, then we Kena scolded for returning, you kids ah


you all return then later I no job already (ppb), [orh] it means not with you lor, !yay! thank you, okay nah local talent


like cause you like Angmoh people is it, not acceptable


no I say not acceptable


why, uh not acceptable, okay, fine


#gai gai#, uh which place in Singapore make the biggest impression on you as in, I remember this place it was at Clementi my #ah ma# house there, I remember last time I I go my #ah ma# house right then I always, like uh, we always go down walk walk #gai gai#


and after that they always buy for me, ice cream, and then there was one time we were sitting at the bench I was happily eating my ice cream right, then I saw a cat, licking, my slipper (ppb), and I was very I was very small so like


you know when you are very small and then you sit on the bench then your feet cannot even touch the ground so is just hanging in the air right, ya it was licking my slipper and then I was so scared, I cried and my and my, and my and my uh, #ah gong# have to scare the cat away, I remember that


acceptable, uh what's your favorite game during recess


like Leonard, okay, acceptable


more than you, you always give me one point what


okay, yup done


uh I will say, get a house, ya, what if he's moving to Singapore he needs a house what he cannot stay his hostel what, so get a house


is it acceptable, !yay! there you go


true acceptable, I


I know my neighbor that is next door because he was my maths teacher in secondary school, ha and, ya but but but I known that he married his childhood sweet heart like he got together with this girl


since secondary school like when he was sec five and she was sec four, and then they got together through aol, I don't know some some they were they were they were chatting online and then they became friends and then they played video games together and then they fell in love through the video game


!huh! so in so they got together and then he was his sweetheart for the rest of his life, I think he decided to marry her and then when they got married a few years later they got a child and the child is called Rebecca, is a girl and then after that two years later they got another child is a boy called Aaron


I know my neighbor very well, okay fine I I know another neighbour that live on the far end right, she and her there there's only two of them in the house only she and her husband and then like you know our house like our HDB quite big right


so they decide to rent out the room so now right you see the two neighbors there right, uh no you see like two of them there right but sometimes you can see people like, like strangers going in and out of their house cause they rent it out and the other neighbor, just opposite them right has a child who's in the army


okay ah


okay, okay get a card


what's your most like slash, hated acronym oh okay I was watching this show called mc square last time, fast fast


face drooping , arms dropping, time to act fast, my favourite acronym is, my most liked acronym is


ily, because it can mean I lost you or it can mean I'm leaving you, my (ppb) my most hated acronym is


GF cause it could mean, good friend girl friend or giraffe friend


okay there you go


okay which one would you rather have first kids first or pets first, how you know you would die you won't die before your pet you might die


okay so you so you want both lah, okay


have lah have, I miss the, I miss when things were things weren't so modern


no but then there were a lot trees now I mean there were a lot of trees back then when they were a lot they are a lot trees now, I, I don't I don't like it when there are too much, too much modern thing


we should we should preserve more oldie things, instead of just like preserving, like Chinatown and like you know all these kind of thing


!huh! what do you mean, they are kind what


okay fine you get it no actual you know if I were to answer this question right I will say, never ever let your teacher take away moral education like they did to me, that's why I have no morals I'm kidding okay ya continue


ah the best place to chillax in Singapore is your house, okay nah


preserve the price of cars, is wait is that what you said, oh, eh eh it says do not talk about topics related to politics


never mind don't care, it's not politics right, ya it's not okay moving on


okay, your turn, what's the most number of durians you have eaten at one go I think like


five, as in like five durian seeds probably or six, maybe six is the maximum, five


best or worst, oh okay ya you get the point


what's the best worst thing that can happen to you in Singapore, uh the best thing, the best thing that can happen is, winning four-D ah win all the money, the worst thing is


the worst thing that can happen is all my money go to cpf and I cannot take it out, okay


okay you get the point, anything, okay


I will collect gold, ya or maybe, oh okay fine, truth be told I will probably collect tvs and stuff just so that I can get the circuit board for fun, like I will get


I will get like tvs and laptops, like ya, I can look at the circuit boards


okay


yea which one, from heat stroke one ah, oh okay ya


then what happened


!huh! then how to down pes like that, oh okay


where should visitors go in Singapore have to get a real sense of the country, I think, visitors should


go to those, uh like you know like, food donation drive where they, where they uh give out food to the, to the, to the not say homeless but people who live in like, so called studio apartment or like one bedroom apartment


what is it, where should they go what, okay lah


zoo, ya hawker


ah okay, okay get a card take the card, oh really ah !oops!


think of your favourite Singlish word slash phrase explain guess or make up its origin, can you give me a few Singlish word slash phrase that I can choose from


(ppb) oh oh oh ya ya ya I actually quite like help lah, okay lor, cause you know it means, it can mean a lot of different things ah for example help lah it means like !walao! you so Kuku eh, and then okay lor is like whatever lor I just do it lor


ya that's my favourite one, all the lah leh lor who


okay I think it collected coins also or like old stamps also leh, oh really ah, oh okay


the best place is to is to go home duh, no one the theatre can be so crowded sometimes, so ya the best place is to go home, no but sometimes my house is crowded too


so the best place is to go your house cause your house is super quiet, okay nah


then what is the same, what you mean by expectation


is, okay


okay, what Jollibee ah, texas chicken ah, oh shake shack coming to Singapore ah


Changi Airport ah, (ppb) you want to live in Kampung ah


ah we are done , now we can talk about life, what you want to talk about life, what life


uh okay I I was thinking more like, I'm not going to enroll them in a Singapore school, no but I was thinking like if it's uh if we're staying in Singapore I'll enrol them in an international school


because, even though they abolish like the P-one or whatever exam right you know you know that they they're, they're like taking away the exams for like P-one or P-two and blah blah I don't know ah, ya, the stress is still there unless I see I unless I see a change then you know


okay, exams are, ya I mean like I think exams will be fine but


like exams are just testing your memory skills which really isn't, that isn't really a point, unless like, oh okay let's let us memorise the human you know, and then like the human body and stuff then okay ah then that's fine or like


let us uh memorise like which herb is good for our okay ya but that's fine but, to memorise what is photosynthesis ya that's just ridiculous man, okay CCA


ya I I think so too but I don't think CCA should be something that you, I think, as a child right, you should love, I mean like if you have a child I don't think, I don't think I would want to force my child to like, [orh] you have to commit to this


for six years of your at least in primary school lah you have to commit to this for six years of your life I mean like, as a child I think they should be exploring, and like seeing what they want to do right so like if they want to do like Tap dance and then like maybe they just like try it for one year off


or like they try it for like one year or maybe like, six months and they realise that they don't like it then, ya they can they can change but I mean like, this kind of things right as a child you <unk> you have to let them know that, whatever decisions that they made right have a cost involved so for example like if they want to do Tap dance and then like they have to buy their own Tap dance shoe


I think like, you should let your child know or at least like bear like part of the cost and then if they don't want to, if they no longer do Tap dance right then they have to, understand that this is the money that they have wasted, but (ppb) but like if they want to try something else


they they should they should try something else like for example, uh they want to do Karate or whatever then they should try, okay ya what do you think


tuition enrichment class, tuition is ridiculous no one should ever need to go for tuition


no but but okay, okay that is the thing right, you can have tuition, but the tuition , should actually be, no as in like, your tuition teacher cannot be like


[orh] do this do this do this and then is like you make a boring like a topic very boring, oh it was never stressful for me cause my parents don't care and they were they were like


ya we can just go there get your report card and then like just go home and tell your parent, eh eh (ppb) so this happened so like we always go, and then after that, they will like ya ya ya okay can we can we like take the report card and go home now okay thank you bye bye


no they recognise the flaws of


you said that lah


but it's enjoyable to you


oh I don't like to study I like to learn, but then again they say that if you want to study a field you have to learn it so I don't know okay


!wah! eh this question very Sian can we talk about something else, so when are you gonna give me Baba okay so for for those of you listening right Baba is Ian's dog, very very cute toy poodle


then if you go overseas then how, like if you go Perth next year, for one year then how, oh next next year then how


okay I can take Baba perpetually, no no no


your dad would be like, no no no Baba cannot sleep over, oh car


ya and then he'll start having to wear dog diapers, really meh, I know I know that time I saw online like some dog cause he has trouble peeing, oh like holding the bladder then they wear dog then he they put him in dog diapers


I oh


sounds good, so what's the plan now, !huh! maybe not, !huh! maybe not


and I say again, uh maybe not


can we talk about what we're gonna eat later I'm so hungry, I might buy food the canteen is in block A, oh block B


I need water I'm very thirsty


as short as possible, ya, no lah I think shoulder length lor, normally I cut take very fast one cause


no, nope I don't want to watch a horror show, you can watch it by yourself I wait for you outside


maybe I will just go home and sleep first, (ppb) just kidding, you want you watch lah I will just wait outside for you all


I kind of feel like playing ros but you can't use your phone here, like, I think if we play ros we will have a lot of things to talk


no she he said, put your phone on silent what, then he was at first he was said he said uh, turn off your phone, then he was like you don't have to you just put it on silent in your bag


!huh! no no no they want meaningful conversation, see, part one, notes to note part one


create a meaningful conversation, I don't know what may be meaningful to us may not be meaningful to you eh, ya I think cause we did part one I mean like we did the picture thing too fast


(ppb) okay


yup I'm I'm choosing the hotel or the inn, I'll never trust you after Niagara Falls, ya, oh okay, eh that's so cool eh


okie dokie


why Greece, oh, oh okay what else


that's that's how you know I realising no, meh no you haven't ask me meh I want to go you only say where you want to go


for honeymoon ah, I want to go to, maybe I want to go to uh Saint-John's Island


ya then there's no one there what, ya


ya cause I say they won't be anyone what, Saint-John's Island no one


okay we can go there later, I want to go back I want to go cycling later


okay let's talk about food since I'm so hungry and you're so hungry, I don't want Macs, no, no, no


no, no, how about we get something wait we'll be at Tampines right, Tampines got how many mall, no I don't want get my sore throat back


okay, I don't know if we can use our phone we can look at Eatigo but we can't, the person say no


I don't know lah what you want to eat, let's eat something healthy, let's eat something healthy, why


healthy healthy healthy healthy healthy food


eh got Suki-Ya eh, oh eh oh never mind three thirty one is the fifty percent off


!huh! but you all your one only thirty percent ah, isn't it quite ex, like if it's thirty percent then, it will be


there is, sold out already


I don't know


Saizeriya is on Eatigo meh, okay so we're eating first before I cut my hair


oh I thought we gonna eat at this canteen first, I don't know I I, okay, what appointment


eleven thirty, you know we're gonna end this eleven right, oh <unk> oh <unk> oh we can make it there, we can make it there


what thing, I thought it's at Tampines, oh okay, okay so is really near here, do you want to eat Korean food


oh is a Korean food


for what, for what, are you serious, how far is it from from here tp


so like you say not very far but like how long is it


!huh! then it would it would take very long leh, I thought you say you hungry, or we eat at Tampines ah, okay lor, then you choose what you want eat there


Tampines Square Tampines one Tampines Central, oh it's called, Century Square


#Ban Mian# as in like the food court ah, okay also can, then what so after that we, after we eat then we cut hair then we go see your mum, then what are we do after that


oh okay, okay, I don't exercise


eh I really feel like eating Yoogane leh, I don't know but is it looks very very cool like, got cheese and then like you melt the cheese and then you put it on the, chicken all and stuff I don't know it looks


I remember eating something similar to that, wait can you listen (ppb) first, I remember eating something similar, like that in Korea that time it was so good, I don't know like


the fifty percent off is quite quite long, but the price quite expensive so maybe you just see the menu first, okay, ya that's why I say it's very expensive but then, but then it's like you can share so like thirty bucks is buffer like two people you can share


yup don't think is that great too, uh Yoogane Yoogane it how do you even pronounce that


like what, that's not a fair comparison cause Yvonne is in Ireland there's a time difference


then, then, no cause, in exam in Yvonne's case right it's Yvonne always don't have time to hang out with him cause Yvonne have too many friends


yup, ya I guess so, oh-my-gosh the prices are really very expensive leh


but, !ooh! damn the cheese though, I don't know what what do you want to eat I I really cannot think of anything else except for food I really really really feel like eating some food


tim-ho-wan, oh eh actually the prices not that bad leh after discount


cause it's like cheese the cheese chicken-#bulgogi# for example right the cheese one right, original price is fifty five ninety, but fifty percent discount it's like thirty bucks so it's like fifteen dollars each


Mos-Burger ah okay lah I also don't mind, oh actually now I I don't feel like eating it anymore, I remember how bad the Yakiniku was one, it was burnt


it was completely burnt, okay okay, Korean food !wah! I really craving for Korean food


I know I just saying lah geez


I feel like I'm forced to talk to you longer than I want to


I'm talking to you, deliberately, but if you came here with her ah


I (ppb), ya I can manage her with #Cai Fen# I probably tell her one of my many stories


ya I I can manage mah with Agnes also cause, !aiya! cause I always talk to you every single day then it's like so Sian to talk for two hours straight, ya because you're broke and you need money


I ask #Cai Fen#, and after that I asked you cause I I figured that you need the money more, then


I told #Cai Fen# never mind Ian coming with me, no I told her not worth it, I told her not worth it, so (ppb) so


of course lah I have to ask someone who I can talk with for two hours what, I think so too, what will you all talk about !huh! me oh, I knew it


I knew it, no


oh ya what what's her job !wah!, some engineering job is it, I I know leonard leonard always see her, leonard always find her


do you want to eat like I don't know, oh (ppb) excuse me, excuse me again (ppb)


eh so my birthday thingy, can I can I can I request for, for another place, really like M-Hotel, oh, seafood seafood buffet


you can eat a chunky lobster today, M-Hotel, M-Hotel Orchard hotel I don't know, is very expensive I was just kidding


I don't know yet I want to see first right oh geez, ya lah, okay lah hold on lah, the M-Hotel one right


fifty percent off eh throughout the whole thing eh, oh eh quite cheap eh seafood buffet oh actually not very cheap, thirty dollar actually eh that's okay, I saw the sixty dollar at first then I was like wait


so ex then thirty leh, I I don't know I I only saw it like on Eatigo app for like quite a while, like it's always there


and then I know this seafood, buffet but I don't know whether got or not, maybe on like Orchard hotel there, I remember their drunken what crab ah oh uh no, drunken prawn ah !wah! it's freaking good


I see first wait wait can I see first, ya I know right, what's the one thing that you're the most Giam at


what's the one thing you're the most Giam at, uh Marriott cafe, I just want seafood


a tiny piece of lobster, right


or, we can book, we or we can book the what what do you call that thing, uh Marriott cafe, Marriott cafe, at Tang Tang Tang-Plaza I think


which one, which one, what's that called, what's that place


oh is it cheaper, so we have the buffet at M-Hotel cafe two thousand at M-Hotel


and Marriott cafe at, oh that's so cheap, eh cheap eh


I don't know maybe the buffet very small


eh actually I don't think I want the cafe two thousand, I want the one with the live barbeque you know like the one where, some Atas hotel like, they give you like, they will barbeque like stuff for you on the spot right, but is very expensive is like


we haven't with discount is forty plus dollars, ya but, I'm not that kind of person who likes to, who likes to buy stuff that are very expensive


I don't know, but I want, but I want seafood


should we get, Marriott Hotel or, or M-Hotel


RR, IOTT


do they, ya is cheaper than, the M-Hotel right, so we get Marriott


uh twelve thirty ah, no but twelve I was still be like I just woke up, then will be hungry


Tang-Plaza there, or is it called Tang-Plaza, okay, so so what time, I mean like when is the fifty percent off, all the way, oh-my-gosh so worth


oh I feel like eating <unk> Cafe today, ya but the one go all the way to Expo ya, why we so indecisive okay why am I so indecisive


what thing, your phone, oh-my-god why couldn't you just do it, !wow! !wow! we are here, oh I see


okay we can we can talk about like, our express was this worth the thirty dollars, was this worth thirty dollars, ya it has to be a meaningful conversation


it have should we just came with friends that people where we don't talk to every single a day


a like, really you have to create a meaningful conversation


let's see, uh what kind of car you want in future I know you want a car, !wah! the Honda the the R is it, !ooh! I like a pick up truck


why you reading now, he don't read right you only read your textbook


was there water there, I'm very thirsty, I want this this room is quite messy is there water, okay !oops!


ya there is water but is already open up


all the girls will uh, (uh huh)


what, and then what happen


no you know what, the thing is right, eh tell me woman, first of all don't call me woman okay fine then tell me man


oh, !huh! how come, oh then how, oh, oh


what he say


oh then what happen


you know what like sometimes I feel like the US is like the Hunger Games, I like like I don't know I like expected and all those they are like the Hunger Games, oh I don't know, can you beatbox can you try beatboxing


ya lah you you spit your saliva, you really very gross


no I think we should get the ten minutes break and like, then you put your phone there


your your, ya but at least you can save ten minutes of waiting, !huh! it open at eleven thirty, we're gonna stay here until we're gonna stay at #Tai seng# until what


I don't like you, ya I think I want Baba can I have Baba tomorrow


oh ya okay, can I have him wait when are you, wait you're going to, [orh] Wednesday


no I can't do Thursday Thursday I got interview and then I got need to teach, okay okay Baba Wednesday, okay I'll be in town you'll be in town


we will all we will all be in town, I forgot we are not supposed to sing (ppb)


eh actually that will be quite fun you want to try that, it is meaningful right, maybe not, okay, do it


what, no way you said you want to make a fish right I think I can make a fish watch, oh okay sorry that was aside tornado


ah ya that's why I said is a side tornado, is sound like a dying wheel and then it doesn't look like it looks like our


uh what ah ageing population chart


what no lah haven't talked to for one weekend already lah, I think if Ruth and I came here right, we will (hmm)


Ruth and I, we will be like, man, should I have come here, we could have been eating it, but, we do it for the money money money


thirty dollars what shall we spend on, no wait you have thirty I have thirty


okay so wait, what are you gonna to spend the thirty dollars on, we said you, the thirty dollars is not included in our predetermined activity, no


oh really ah, which job this job, your pet lovers rock


do you like the sound of my knuckles cracking


no you know this this guy, in like seven country, he he, like he crack his fingers on one hand and didn't crack on the other hand then he will, and he didn't find any significant difference


I want to feel it, come here


wait gym, wait gym membership is twenty dollars for one day meh, one month, then just now you say


you say want to go gym or you waiting for year end for the sale, oh when is the oh wait how much is the active


you got, how much in your, oh okay then you need to pay three dollars only, how much do we have hundred ah


not good eh


oh but then but the opening hours is like what eight thirty is it to four thirty, oh, how come, oh okay I see


oh


you try ah, so


okay you ask me one question I will answer you, ya how about I ask you a question, no what what what what would you want your first child to be named


oh ya we should name them <mandarin>小明:xiao ming</mandarin> and <mandarin>小华:xiao hua</mandarin> lame we don't even have a Chinese name, our kids can't have a Chinese name, can we can we put their race as not Chinese but as Eurasian


oh I might have accidentally put you as Chinese under your race


oh ya we're very close okay let's go, oh ya okay my best quality is I'm always right my worst quality is, ya cause I'm I'm always the right so is the worst because


Ian can't deal with all the rightness , eh maybe we could have a talkshow eh, ya numerous times by you


by you, yes you did, yes you are


!huh! you got ex grandma, Jack's grandma


like just friends, yes I believe you see, you see Ian and I have been friends for, seven no lah, sec sec three sec four, one two three for five years and then that's how and then after five years we got together


so we were friends for five years we were platonic for five year, no actually we did we did keep contact in like secondary school we did and then after that, and then after that I was I was I was tired of him texting me everyday so I I ignored him and then


and then <unk> and then, no as in like cause he every time say no cause he always just say the same things every single day hi watcha doing and then it was getting boring, and then in Poly, year one we we still kept in contact and then in year two and year three


he decided I got a girlfriend I'm not going to talk to her bye bye (ppb), oh, I dreamt that I cheated on you in my dreams


I dreamt that I cheated on you in my dream last night, well, I dreamt that I got another boyfriend


how much is the lottery, one million one million is shit man, okay fine I will get the house, I will save thirty K, and I will invest the rest


so what a house would be like what five hundred, what bto five hundred what, ah you know I just telling you only


ya that's why that's why


ya ya that's why that's why we not rushing what we are, that's why we're not rushing what we're we're waiting, we're waiting for a good bto spot now it's all the lousy spot, I mean like lousy for us lah cause he stays in the east and then it's all on like but there's one in Tampines but it's at Tampines West which is like


like like really far so ya okay moving on, no one cares, cause you will give the money to me no I'm just kidding you will just spend it away


you will probably buy like ten iPhones ten MacBooks uh


okay, of what, my life ah, oh I remember, the first time, me and my cousin like, my cousin whose birthday is in September, we first know about if you kiss someone on the forehead you will remember them forever


and that was when we kiss each other on the forehead so that we can remember each other then we were very very very young like maybe kindergarten, yup and I still remember the kiss so ya, and like the kiss on the forehead (ppb) so I guess it worked it really remember that forever


and when do you get your first phone I got it when I was P-six, oh !wow! so you don't have recollection of your primary school days, oh wait


oh uh mine was hand me down but my very first phone like hand me down was like P-six, it was a Nokia phone also


oh I remember I had I had my Nokia phone and I liked to play snakes on it, I always wait for my dad, oh what, I remember the phone had no memory and I only could download like, one song, and then like the memory was so sad every time I I have to listen to the same old song until I got bored up with and then I deleted the song and downloaded a new song (ppb)


could be could be, okay


I don't know everything is terrifying, what is yours, why


you cried, this is what church one or school one


oh !wow!, what your teacher left you ah


I already said lizard, I knew it mic drop


a good night's sleep


I want a small house, never going to happen, I will get my small house


I want it to be like a school bus small, okay


eh eh eh eh eh no wait listen , shut up lah you know you know the funny thing was like, in your church right they said that right and then right, cause I went on remember that Saturday I went with my grandma to, the other church right, and then they were saying like the same thing eh


cool, no as in like it was the same topic like the same homily, okay moving on


I respect myself the most because I have suffered, I survived


okay fine I tell you who I respect, I respect a lot of people so I cannot name them all, okay the thing is right for example I respect, the thing is like for example I respect Ruth, because right, Ruth wanted to take


Ruth wanted take physiotherapy and not for the money but because, she has a very kind heart, and then like she she she understands that is an aging population she wants to help, so that's one thing I respect about Ruth, but then you see this kind of things I I respect so many people different because of the different things that they do D and


okay let me tell you who I confide the most, confide in you then my mother, then no one else, no if I if I if I really cannot like, take it right I will say it during dinner time, everyone would hear so


(ppb) that that's when I cannot hold it, okay your turn


(ppb) I can't keep a secret , I really cannot keep


I I tend to over share, (ppb) you see that's why they say opposite attract, you know that time I was with my friends and then like, I was with like a group of friends, so I mean I mean like there were two group of friends so ah I brought one group one group okay one group with just one go cause everybody else went home


to another group of friends of mine, then I then they started talking to me and then I was I had to like tell them eh I got a story to share cause they reminded me of this and this and then that, then the first group of friend right the girl, she she started laughing she was like oh-my-goodness she always has a lot of stories to share okay the end


early childhood, gross I really hate accounting and I'm in accounting and I don't know why !ugh!


neither I don't even work, I don't study I mean I don't like to study so, neither, I live to live


oh okay wait so I told you right I applied for internal audit, which which requires a lot of travelling so, how would you respond I know his answer his answer will be like oh that's good and I know that if if he was offered this job he will be like I would take it for sure and I will be like, no


actually I don't know you inside


of course lah duh, like what not to India, oh okay


ya run your own business, at night


I'm a night person, can you imagine us living together next time, he okay let me tell you he sleeps, he sleeps at like ten PM like who even sleeps at ten PM


okay moving on, ten


[orh] ya okay actually that's true but that that's normally like ten hours so ya, and that's why I will come in the afternoon , I'm a dog person


I'm a dog person, I see myself owning a dog but technically I already own one, the person is just right in front of me (ppb)


(ppb) I mean you idiot, moving on


I like to see them maybe once a week, but no no you have to understand cause, I like I like to be alone, and I like to have a very small house


ya with and we are we are kind of small so ya that that kind of, makes it work and you know with when when you have a small house, and you like to be alone, is hard to go out, or let people come in, the end


ya, I remember in in kindergarten it was like okay not kindergarten it was like nursery, I got the Singapore flag, and believe me at that point in time I was so, Singapore go Singapore go Singapore or whatever you know that kind of shit right or maybe cause I just like the flag


and then I put it and I put it in like this playground and then I left, okay and then I left right, I left uh to eat, food and then after that I came back and then my flag was torn up and I was so mad


I don't know maybe some kid lah so, it has to be slightly dry not very dry not like Canada dry slightly dry


it has to be cold cold as in like three degrees cold, ya no they say ideal what it doesn't have to be


okay I let me tell you why I prefer it to by three degrees where you have to wear jackets and layers, that's because I have this thing called a sun allergy which means my skin cannot be exposed to sun


okay next question, yup, I like it


you like it we like it, true, twenty four, actually now if we can bto that's considered right not actually it's not I don't know why


no wait how do I even take away the day, I only ask you to spend time with me, come, play with me


ya, given given that I have everything in life then I want to be spontaneous, excuse me (ppb)


oh I would love that so much cause I always wanted to adopt but this guy doesn't so, ya I want to adopt


maybe four, ya you can give birth, ya we we we discuss this before I will he work


but but, but you see he doesn't want because he doesn't know how to be a house husband or he oh more like he doesn't want so oh well


ya, but he want, ya I'll I'll outsource cleaning but not childcare


or else he's cleaning the house, okay, so the two things that are very important is your birthday, and your birthday, the rest are not important


I'm maybe our wedding anniversary, but birthday is more important definitely, there will be no splitting because we are one family


sitting and watching tv is a chore