if you, if your house caught fire, and you only had time to save one item what would you like to save, why


was the message inside, why not your loved one, oh okay


very important, you must, sincere, and you must, slice it one each other ah


don't break the trust, ten years, eleven years uh total including married total uh


two years eh one year gap to know my wife and the next year I go married with my wife


by my, by my, god, mother, how do you want to be remember


like what


my work my work place colleague, they all like to become, want to


they want like, to, yes, and, ya but, once, once they pick up a gang, your friend know become like last time, they change attitude already


have to people, like you work, people never see, other people work like hell, they see your manager see


no, I work like hell they never appreciate my working, maybe, maybe the manager have to change ah


last answer what would you do if you won ten million dollar tomorrow


more crazy


eight years ago, cause my, the friend, steady with his, cousin fiancee, if my girlfriend backstabber me


sad cause I with her going to be eight years, then suddenly we broke broke broke off, two years two years different okay what


there's a, there's a dog sniffing on the floor


no, no they put, shop, late Wednesday, maybe you say a wrong ah, there's a lady, where there's a old lady


looking sexy wearing, a top, there's waiting for someone to pick her up


but the poser poop place your bet, there's a lady looking at the, dress, say designer fashion


no they got two dress, one male dress and one female dress


but, they show that be great secret, Book House


but they say that sell your story to us


there is a boy looking at the back, I don't know why he looking at the back the mom the mom keep pulling pulling, her hand to go, to go


but it show that the, the little boy keep look behind, okay it's okay but there's a sign board show, pet show, twenty September


but it show that herbal pill, ya, so


there's a, a blue car, the door back door is open


but the car is, break down


I think chicken pie


there's a some what show a man and the woman holding each other


why, you two must join, whatever, there's a two chicken two white chicken eating


near the beside the wig


there's a, boy shooting at the bird, shoot at the bird


but my put Tom three point Sue five point


there is a two ship, so is five ship two white, one, I think like black, two


but mine say that the guy is standing there looking, at the bee, mine looking at the bee when standing


just stand straight


there is a, two, big bag of foods, is I think is like, pear, pear food


potato


they stated there orchard, keep out


to me two


but mine put the, the guy the towel, there's one boy say shoot shoot at the bird (ppb)


one two three four five six ya correct there's a sixth, maybe, and they have two pin over there


the girl is bearing two the ball hit the pin, bowling ball


send back send, okay, there's this, a three, back three big


or I think for sheep to eat, maybe


ya you're right


what did you collect as a hobby when you were growing up


ya see ah, video, VRC ah what video recording tape ah, no VCL, what is your favourite, wrestler


why, you must be joking


!wah! so many, so good ah


my place at my home, cause, I love to, stay at my home, cause when you


cause my home near the, Causeway-Point can, near the, near go to, uh, want go to Johor also very near


want go to mosque also very near, everything near to me, yes, M R mrt also very near, seven years


yes, what is the most busybody thing you ever done (ppb)


you mean the history about Singapore, oh cause I want to, let you know that, how Singapore become


I think so now daily Singapore very expensive, where you get mrt expensive you buy coffee also very expensive, K next year ya when they when they get married they will buy house it will be more expensive


which aspect of old Singapore do you miss the most


no because my, my, favourite, canteen is at my, primary school canteen of course they very cheap very nice, one bowl of chicken rice just fifty cents


but extra rice sixty cents, chicken rice (ppb), they are very, very nice


what single piece of advice would you give, non Singaporean friend who is moving to Singapore


like you got a friend, non Singaporean like Bangladesh, China


are you sure


oh okay, my parent generation generation is the things are very cheap they no have gadget, like, handphone, pad, or computers now, our generation have many gadget


handphone whatever like, computers like YouTube, uh like you can, nowadays want to grab a car, want take a taxi can call Grab or whatever very easy


but last time they used to have, uh beca called tricycle ah they pay only a few cent, to travel now want to go to one destination two destination


we can take Grab or what or taxi


if you escape, you want to escape to crowd the best place to go is


Singapore should become the next up for, better Singaporean, better, facility


or become a next, number one in, world, what can you do to help the elderly poor


may do some donation


the work what you do is super on the board, I don't understand, what work like, work place


place the palette, ya I heard the word and I, after, the wave zero eh wave three I do the wave also I, put according to the zone


then I do the plus minus palatte


yes, cause I working at the Red Mart, uh I'm a staging guy, come to a forklift dirver


when after the, picker, back the, item on the tote then we pick, the tote then we, out turn uh arrange, place at the arrange uh place, or relay to the


zone, yeah, so that, uh the, the driver would, take the tote and send to the, to delivery, the item


it's a food item, food grocery, we are doing online, food grocery, how will how well do you know your neighbour next door


you got a nice neighbour next door, but I know your neighbour very good


I buy


what your your neighbour name


I lied to him I'm only, as long as they in front in front of me I can eat as long as I, I don't count money into it if you one basket two basket I love durian


ya alright do you eat durian, how many you can eat


at Geylang, certain shop very cheap, you must find where the shop


if you could if you could send a message to a specific, group of Singaporean, who will you address and what will you say


okay good, so far don't have ah cause some taxi driver very Kaypo busybody talk talk talk headache


so stress, so I just, you talk one time I talk one time, I don't talk to the taxi driver seldom I talk to the taxi driver, seldom


usually I take, bus, I can, can rest can sit If I take mrt cannot sit


can have, which Singaporean dead or alive do you most admire


Singaporean dead or alive, why


afraid, afraid of


Kia go, everything also scared, lizard, cause very


cause got four leg and very creepy, but is, some kind, cockroach I not scared, cockroach I can step but lizard is one kind I got see a very big lizard


that's why very, scared and, no other type black lizard


ya Malay call lah but Indonesia I don't I not too sure ah, what, event in the past year make you stun like vegetable lah


so many girls over there, like a foam party


get drunk, okay not bad, you like to get drunk


drunk drunk drunk but, make sure you drunk don't drive drive cannot drunk right, but you got forklift license can drive


oh barbeque, food, food lover, ya I love food wife only Halal food, non halal I don't queue up


I there got one day I go, because my wife like to eat, cake, cause they got, they got a girl called Siti-Iswani cake, very, nice, at Hougang (ppb) so I queue up the


I got there and queue up very long (ppb) so I bought it for my wife three, slice of cake, one slice is six ninety, (ppb) yeah but very nice you could should try it


chocolate have durian cake Cempedak cake, uh, every any kind of cake ah, (ppb), big (ppb), (ppb)


ya I got recommend there but they lazy to go there cause too far, Hougang everyone, but very nice they got


Cempedak cake very nice, and they got, once seldom ah but, now, every one month I go there


but very nice ah now the the lady is open the shop, now they selling everywhere, yeah (ppb) at, Jalan-Sultan (ppb), Toa-Payoh


Hougang, ya you can at Facebook #Siti Iswani# the Google name, ya she's selling cakes, yeah (ppb), uh the most uh nice cake is


uh Kueh uh cake Ondeh-Ondeh very nice you also should you should try it, cake (ppb) and cake, durian very nice


Singapore will win the World Cup in, why you laughing


you are like, fame and popularity, winning, lose win lose they don't care they want


they want more popular, win or lose they talk behind


(ppb) kids kids, I would like have both ah If I don't have kid I can have a pet, If I have a kid, also can have pet, both also can


ya, maybe yes, oh, uh, hope so you, in shop lah


in future, cause they are very loving and good nature


yes, anything also can, ya I'm a very very cat lover, but I don't like, too noisy


ya and, in the morning very noisy at night also very noisy, but cat when you give you eat just eat he only hungry only eat meow here meow there


yes, while he eat he eat full he just keep quiet never disturb you never, of course, same goes to you


what is the best, worst thing that can happen to you in Singapore


Singapore nowadays Singapore very expensive, four-D


hate and, like and hate I know, what I like is, why, cause she can take care of me take


cause I like myself cause I can make more friends, can help, others, the old people, should know me better lah, If I hate


people, don't, cooperation with me with with the work workplace, what was your favourite game during recess


okay, then anymore, but you your favorite soccer right


do you embrace yourself, oh okay that is good, anymore


I usually after I eat I never Play I just sit one corner relax


some sort of but, I don't mix around, I very, in the school in the primary school, uh now I adult already I know, I


because I'll, in, primary school I, seldom mix with guy I mix with girl, no, I like to hang out with girl


not so, good boy, describe the most famous person that you related with


person you, you got somebody related


S-#Samsuddin#, !wah! so long


so good ah, your grandmother side ah, now she still, still alive, no no no your


famous, his son still alive, oh that mean the Ariff-Samsuddin ah, I think he comedian right in in the tv, can play guitar


but he very friendly guy right


oh is mother in law house lah, but is now seldom play at tv ah, tired ah, he follow his father footstep


he famous, legend, actor


there's Lobang every, work, cause I I got any Lobang work I would share with my friend, even full time or part time I would share with my friend, to the one that I trust, the one that I know to I don't like to share because they playing fool


oh of course lah


I will share with my friend my close friend only, they got sell food very cheap, ya that's all K


what about you


some more, but what also you have right


which place is the Singapore made the biggest impression on you as a kid, as a kid, East Coast Park


Pasir-Ris Park, Beach Road oh that very long time


East Coast Park and which place, everything, cause have if can collect everything I can sell it especially


gadget, item, still remember I can collect bit by bit until, like metal, very good


the one wrap also can sell, wire also can sell everything can sell, even palette also can sell


got we got so many Lobang to sell, what do you always complain about


in life or whatever


to me life, especially food, if the food not right when people serve me I will, become angry


take away ah, my favourite, is, favourite hawker dish is Nasi#-#Ayam#-#Penyet, corn, at, Causeway Point, cause they chicken very crispy very nice


and the rice very soft and the soup very, nice, you should try there, one packet is five dollars


but different the chicken very crispy and tender, what do you always think, spur on


okay lah eh we, if you could teach Singaporean student one lesson what would it be, why


!wah! that's good, not bad, !wah! that's good, If I I, cause I love art I can draw I can teach people about


like, success in your life, oh you must work harder you must let your boss see


you can work, work work until you die then you can success, if you like lazy, work harder, and if you, people say what Angkat the boss


what, can you do to help, the uncle and auntie clearing the table and sweeping floor


tea I like tea because, I don't know why I quite like tea coffee I not so, you, who say


cause they no have tea I should drink coffee if got, tea I never drink coffee I drink tea, the teacher who made the biggest different in your life is


you must be playing around playing a fool, must be your friend Afiz


still young


Singlish word, ya [loh], English word [loh], I also don't know [loh]


what about you, is it


okay, the best place to chill lah in Singapore is, chill lah also can, ah I know what is it mbs


where's your mind, never go Batam


but Batam can relax be


Singapore dream, Singapore dream, I hope Singapore will no have gst, all the bus fare, will be lesser down all the price


won't increase all, which was your best worst subject in school, that's why


but maths very good right, you can learn, okay


okay I, same goes to me my worst is, English eh maths, but my, best is, English and Malay, I like English and Malay


or maybe he can she should go to like history place like museum, she know a bit better, like, the culture about


same go like Bugis also tourist attraction Orchard Road more tourist attraction


which school do you want to enrol your child in


okay, of course I will enrol my daughter to a most, that Madrasa school, so they can learn the, uh about the agama of uh Islam


maybe you can take like


and then like Malay English maths, I will go for that to my daughter, for you


cca, what will I like you ask your daughter to go


for me, for, for my daughter is, like what you say Malay dance, and, if for the boy for my son is


maybe swimming, cause can keep fit, some you learn yourself also, like never go inside your brain so that the teacher will teach you how to become


a good swimmer, tuition and enrichment class, ya, maybe English and Math


that's most important to me lah, Taekwondo !wow! self defense, why not Silat


maybe, now they got a new class mma, or kick boxing


too rough kick boxing they got, some as five years old student enrol the class, skateboarding !wow!, you must you like skateboarding maybe you like Tony-Hawk


what what is your favourite skaters, is it Malay


what's that, you must be world champion, I thought Tony-Hawk, Tony-Hawk is a guy right, old already


oh that's why he now coaching, parent teacher meeting


what about you


okay, to me, same goes to me I'll ask my, eh no no I'll ask the teacher what is the meeting about about my children is a naughty or he improve the in the class or whatever


you go to poly, university or, what course do you take


!wah! you like to enjoyment ah very much


my years, is, psle, but after I, pass the psle I go to ite, then I not interested in schooling, call on I fifteen years old I just


start to supporting myself, cook at McDonald, to support myself


that time we are very poor so I have to support myself my mother support my brother as a, very less two fifty per hour, but one month I can make thousand two hundred, after cut cpf


of course, yes


tennis, and swimming, my favourite cca ah cause I joined the club, swimming club, you


!wah!, but you lose


soccer


what was, what are you working as, how is it


to the date, me is a, Redmart, I working as a Redmart as a forklift driver, come to a stage a, cause I do, I nearly four years


maybe, cause now difficult to get a job, maybe, how


wait for other year if, still the, economy very bad so I will change the job, what drive you in your career


okay good, anything goes except for the


cold environment I don't like, I sensitive to the cold, you want hot weather or, open space area I like to work, cause it make me sweat


career work, career, to do a, to like


okay, what are you looking for in a job, eh sorry, what other job are you looking at


to me I not looking for other job, but, I were to work harder to prove that, I want, I will, I will


I work, do a better job in my, working place, what, was the best and most memorable meal you had when


where did you have it


confirm dinner you have to pay, oh, eat as you like, oh that good, !wah!


to me, I at memorable dinner with my family at Newton-Circus, eating seafood, ya very cheap but memorable, ya with your with with your love ones to eat


what new restaurant are you planning to try next


a-and-w, burger, Changi Airport where is it, I thought at Jurong


ang-mo-kio, I


to me, to me, the best is, waiting for Wendy ah, burger Wendy, but now no more already ah if, now no more already never last


then they close already no more already all in Singapore no more Wendy already, Joe know Wendy, cannot try ah I (ppb), inside my dream (ppb), what your latest food trend


burger bites


how much is that, fries, beef burger, to me


latest trend is, a-and-w, last I eat the meal is when I was child lah


then, ya maybe, what food is your neighbour most famous for


when your neighbour give you food, your next door neighbour never give you, maybe in Hari-Raya-Puasa


in Ramadan, to me, my daughter, friend mother usually when she cook extra she would give us like


Mee-Soto, Nasi-Goreng like that lah, what is your comfort food to go to meal


rice, same, same go to me, rice chicken and egg, but fish, fish, spicy !wow!


spicy, must like chili chili a lot, what, where have you travel to


!wah! first thing Batam ah, , most memorable, what your most memorable, why


what a, to me Batam, cause I memory with my share with my friend together we eat together


enjoy together, shopping, that's all


maybe can gather our friend, there should go one day, maybe yes (ppb), what did you enjoy the most (ppb)


uh holiday, party, to me, shopping (ppb) shopping eating


enjoyable with with your friends, #kuala lumpur# mee


will you go back again, in January


(ppb) maybe yes cause I, some, wait for, some we can save enough money we will go go back there and enjoy, three days two night


one day one night, just a short period, (ppb) yes, Singapore nearly two wonders


everything, ya two hundred, with food, shopping, K, latest movie tv show drama


what you like your latest movie tv show drama, movie, oh you should watch you should watch it very nice


yes very nice


venom is a fifty fifty, is bad and good, you can become like two facet you can good, he will control you not you control the venom, he would, it the guy


some, funny part some serious part last part he will fight with the, carnage, the, ya you should watch it


and you should watch the Halloween also Halloween very good, the latest Halloween, online, very good


watch movie, tv show drama, did you enjoy the most, yes, uh I like the tv show I like is Tanglin very good form started


form, ya you should watch it now no have already can watch on Toggle


you should watch it, what is your favorite, movie


Martin movie ah, ya, Thailand me I like, techno and r-and-b


can, can, you can relieve your stress, ya better than like sentimental song, you listen you when you heartbroken


in term stress but listen techno song loud song can relieve your stress, what about you


will you go clubbing, last time where you go clubbing, what do you like to do in your free time


I will play with my daughter, cause seldom I everyday only Sunday is my family day the rest is my working days, cause Sunday is my rest day, the rest of the day is my working day I work work work


Monday to Saturday, sun, eh sorry sorry, three uh what's what, (ppb)


Monday to Wednesday is my part time, Thursday to Sunday eh Saturday is my full time job, because I work two job, I also I still finding but cannot get


maybe one eight and above, difficult, now


I try but usually I find below one six one six, where do you, where do you like to relax, like to do, relax


where do you do you like to do relax, alone


to me I I bring out, to me I bring out, for me I bring out, bring my wife and my kid, to, eat then play game and


time-zone we having like, walk walk buy things there here then we go, like a like a family day, ya sometime


when you


okay what weekend I will go, find food, walk here some shopping, ya usually my daughter like to eat a lot become


sometime we go and bite at kfc or MacDonald, yes, we seldom eat at seldom eat Malay food, I no from small we, we (ppb)


we cook, we cannot eat we cause my wife cook spicy spicy then she can only eat, she can only eat, sometime she ask my wife to eat uh #nasi-goreng#-butter she like the most or


!wah! that is good, ya maybe you are at, healthy lifestyle, very good


like what, oh I'm not a I don't like a soccer because I like, hobby is watching wrestling because my favourite is uh


wrestling, that's why I, I oh and the move like that, to watch movie, sometime I can watch marathon movie for, three or four movie a night in one night one day, like I movie marathon myself


ya, ya is too because of heart failure


oh that's good, okay, you must exercise, and and must exercise and must walk a lot


and must eat healthy food, always drink a lot of water don't drink, gas, boiling water, warm water, don't drink gas water or


drink too many tea or coffee with a lot of milk, but Red Bull is not good for you


or maybe you didn't, enjoying gym you know I seldom


I go gym, once a blue moon sometimes If I not tired, If I not sometimes Sunday, I tell my wife morning I go out for a while then I go gym one or two hour then I come back


every once a while every one months, in the blue moon I go gym, not everyday but Sunday, do you go gym


is it is it routine, okay, okay good, enjoy exercise, of of course is gym my favourite place


you can swim, can use the sg hundred is free


okay that's good, I like reading comics lor, like marvel comic Avengers dc comics


especially, the Thor, and incredible hulk comics I like to, read, maybe storybook call Jackie Collin very interesting


you should try it, if you play everyday play handphone is bad for your eyes, ya, you getting blur and blur right


now, seldom no I don't follow but I only listen, the new artiste


I not too sure ah but, both Malay and, uh English, not too sure, oh the Malay one, is very nice song but


I think Chomel ah, English song, the, the English song is like


uh Micheal learn to rock, ya now you come a new version, you


what is it what the song, oh, oh, that mean your idol ah


your favourite, can hug it (ppb), is a girl or boy, oh, not bad not bad


me current playlist is multi racial English Malay Chinese multi racial in my current playlist you, (ppb) English, okay (ppb)


musician, my favourite musician is Nirvana, ya but, the music is alive


not using but they can, some, the new old generation they know it but the new generation they don't know about the, the demand lah, (ppb) yes


yes but, (ppb), ya drug overdose, you


Mas-Idayu, oh Dayang-Nurfaizah, jeans, oh, girl


techno and, ya cause I, old version


you, why never follow old dude generation, okay that's good


never ah but once I go clubbing, then got one, what your you say your, grandmother lah, Ariff-Samsuddin ah, uh he play with he play guitar at the stage


that's all, you


yes fair, art exhibition, at Chijmes


cause, they got so many artists come and see, arts people drawing, cause there was, how many years back, you


oh, the ticket is free


very good


she man you, I thought Liverpool sucks, are you sure, but I thought


I thought man you, cause, to me I go England ah


no no lah actually I want to go to Paris, to to go there with my love one to see the Eiffel-Tower, that's all lah


no I I don't have a license but I only have a bicycle, oh ya you, I now don't don't have a license car license


only have forklift license, I can own many forklift, no lah, can go other company you got forklift license can use it


usually I never buy for myself I buy for my daughter and my wife, sometime dress handbag, shoe for my wife and daughter, to me, got balance then I buy, no I never buy


I always go for my love one first


K that's good, no only, P S, psp


okay ya I can see that, uh okay let spoke the differences in our photo, okay so lets predict side by side ya, okay first the first one, sell celebrity gossip ya mine is share your story to us


okay then the most of this one is the designer fashion shop, so mine has a, has a red mannequin inside, uh ya okay so we both of us have that okay so in front of the health shop


I can sports and others differences, yes the bear, so yours is in the bear, mine doesn't, okay, and the, and the casino the sign in the casino, yours is old bags are owned


mine is pleased your bed, I was speak of that the Book House, what does your right, mine is Bill Gates secret


okay , bed show that's mine that's a bed show sign board here, the sign here


yours is, Thursday late night shop, mine is shop late Wednesday, okay, yours have another two


ya, okay so mine is missing over there, (oh) and mine dog is sitting nothing, (oh) ya ya mine that's no that's no pie no here


no actually they approve carrying pies k but, on the sign you can see something, shy in the dance, ya mine doesn't have, so I will circle that


your health shop, the sign board, mine is natural, mine is herbal field, okay herbal tea is


I can't spot any difference from, from here, no the news stand is the same, the news stand both ya both have a bird, the car the car is also the same door's open


so I think, that is that should be the differences, okay, so let's have a conversation


my favourite past time is, watching football and playing football the English Premier League, it's worrying


ya what what about yours Keaton, uh I support Arsenal bro


what about you, don't really like that club man, oh so speaking of Manchester-United, what are your current thoughts on, on Manchester-United's performances in the Premier League


and Jose-Mourinho had of course your recent signing Alexis-#Sanchez# how do you think they have, fared so far


oh, such as


near, like I I think it is fair to say that Manchester-United actually have very good players, capable of winning the title, Lukaku


so, those those are easily the best players in their positions


uh Lukaku, ya don't you think Lukaku is uh little too, too bulky (ppb) to be playing to be playing football, ya, that's a good one he turn


ya, ya if, if you go to Twitter do you see a lot of vines gifs on him, his dribbling


uh I like see Sanchez your record signing what are your thoughts on him


so what you're saying is buying Sanchez has suppressed the developments of younger talents


his his rivalry with Arsene-Wenger as notably mention especially since failure back in, back when he was in Chelsea, but ya, ya ya is they shoo Sanchez or is they shoo the system


what what do you think because Sanchez doesn't seem to be, performing or thriving he's making a lot of wrong decisions


so you believe that they are not given the freedom to express, ya, quite quite a quite a significant difference because in Arsenal he was given


uh a lot of freedom, and he's scored up to twenty eight goals so


ya, Angel-Di-Maria, oh yes yes


but we can say recently after the international break Manchester-United have, begin to show glimpses of, of their of their past success they're coming back well they're playing well


uh yes and


reminds me of Arsenal oldies Fabregas and Robin-Van-#Persie#, Robin-Van-#Persie# uh they had that they had that superb connection but but but look where both of them are now one in Chelsea one in, Feyenoord Feyenoord yes yes


well initially of course we were very disappointed because because we believe that, he thrive in Arsenal system


and of course, we all we all love him because at at some point at some point, Arsenal look like they were dependent on him he carried us, yes, but however after seeing his move uh to Manchester-United I can say that uh I can say that we are


we are really happy to see that he's underperforming Manchester-United he's not producing the magic, that he uses to, so, some of them uh will say the hashtag big big Wenger has done it again, you you know what that is because, he he utilises his player until they cannot be utilised anymore


and then he sells it off, but overall it wasn't, it wasn't too bad lah because, the transfer window we actually got Mkhitaryan, had Manchester-United wait for waited for six more months they could have gotten, Sanchez for free, plus keep Mkhitaryan so on the on the financial decision it was a poor move by Manchester-United but


Arsene-#Wenger# we can say at that time managed to salvage something out of it cos we could have just lost him and gained nothing, but it's a re occuring problem in Arsenal, which is the main reason why, why we sold Van-#Persie# to Manchester-United we like to bring our players into the last last year of the contracts and then


and then they will hold us for stage as as it is happening to Aaron-Ramsey now, but however of course it was surprising when Arsene-Wenger was, retiring open close, inverted commas, ya so


so under the new management new board, it seems that they're a lot a lot more a lot more efficient and, prominent in their decisions


perform quite well yes but, there's one issue though, we can say that they are, they are performing well on paper, but, if you are going to if you analyse the game deeply there's a lot of, there's a lot of loophole and leakages in the defence


it is kind of uh I mean this kind of, Liverpool situation in the past, six to seven years uh where they score more than they concede, so they win games but they do not win games convincingly because, because, because Unai-Emery he has a philosophy where he plays


uh attacking football but it's very high up, very high pressing, so, so the and Arsenal do not have, the best defenders in the world, we have Shkodran-Mustafi which has underperform uh terribly


uh Sokratis who's, aging but Sokratis was not been too bad since he came in but initially he look very shaky, (ppb) uh Hector-Bellerin, who who people, ya since that haircut, we're are not sure whether whether he's a good


is really a right back or a right winger because he's been racking up, quite a number of assists, four four assists in the last two Premier League games I think that's quite impressive step for a right back, but but the amount of times he leave the uh defence in trouble


that's not impressive at all on the defensive side so, so the defence is not collective, ya aside from that, but I mean is, this is Unai-Emery trying to undo a twenty two year project by Arsene-Wenger so obviously we will have to give him time man


I mean twelve game unbeaten eleven wins one draw, and just another victory recently in the League Cup, uh I think it's quite good, so everything is moving well, and Aubanmeyang and Lacazette of course they're they're Aubanmeyang Lacazette


Ozil who's now, thriving under uh under Emery system, when people used to call him lazy and stuff back under Arsene-#Wenger, but maybe that's the problem Arsene-Wenger was too lenient to his players so, so every player did not perform beyond their comfort zone because they were guaranteed starting place


in the next ya in the next uh games, okay so, so speak about football, the last thing I like to ask you which team did you support for the World Cup


why did you support Germany


okay ya I mean France was, delightful in the World Cup perform perform well but, but it was surprising by Germany but not as surprising because teams who have won the World Cup usually exit the group stages in the next World Cup, okay so so that's pretty much for football it was an interesting talk with you


and sharing our views, sharing our views in a very uh peaceful and amicable way rather than fighting through Twitter like we always do ya, okay so, so would you like to


ask me ya you seem to have a question, not sure what you asking me, a relationship, past


ya, you know relationships uh relationships are not that easy thing lah because, because uh sometimes sometimes breakups happen not not because of, not because of you don't like someone anymore or stuff but maybe just


fundamental disagreements on how you should move forward, ya so, okay so between me and and my ex, my ex


is more of we have very we we do not agree on, on the path we should we should move, we should move forward in life in general so, so at at a point before you commit even deeper you cannot


you you must you must resolve this, but if you realise there is no way to resolve, if if there's no way to resolve thisuh situations then, then the best thing is to let go because it's it's not good to keep someone and, it's not good to keep someone and you know


mislead them also so it's for the best of, for the best of both parties, ya but it was a it was a peaceful peaceful breakup process it's a mutual agreement that, uh that we couldn't move we couldn't move, together


so, okay what were you saying


that speaking of that ya my pass three X, my pass three ex I didn't have such a smooth, smooth break up because because not all not all girls are as understanding, but is true I can tell you


that when I was in gc, when when when I can holding even though even though, even though things are not going well we are not moving the same direction and, and that's a lack of trust


but you know sometimes when you are too in love you just want to keep someone then then it does become very toxic, the treatment everything, and when in any other situation come the whole thing will just explode, explored you know bro, what what what about you kitten do you


do you ever experience, sad, sad relationship that do not woke up


which part do I know (ppb), at which point did you realize you are holding for too long


so you, maybe it's just another fight


that you guys really get over to it, ya


(oh) okay (oh) okay, sounds was interesting, !wah! the ways that I have been on I think you know the birthday story , okay okay, so so what happen was that


this was mine, my second last ex plus the previous ex, that was his it was her it was her birthday lah so, so in the build up to her birthday she had been


she have been talking to me a lot about uh about this phone casing that she want, its not that expensive its normal ezbuy to for , two for fifteen dollars ya about there, so (ppb)


is is quite pathetic uh but I hope you don't look down on me after I tell you this story okay, what happen was, I brought this I brought this tote bag, with a box for her birthday


and throughout the whole day I kept her in suspense I tell her no she's not allowed to open it all the way until the last part, right in front of Marina-Bay-Sands, so so at that part uh when we were sitting along, along the seats along the river


I told her I told her, second ex girlfriend, you , uh A ya ya we can call it A, okay so I was saying A


this this is time for you so, so this is the moment you've been waiting for this is time for you to open open the present, and when she open the present you can guess her face wasn't too happy, well it it was


it was it was kind of pathetic when I think about it again but, at that moment I never knew it was because of my present, so I was wondering, did A love start to love me lesser I'm like, like what happened , so


so, so so I felt very sad lah basically , I felt very uneasy the whole day so I thought is maybe because her parents disapprove me, or something but actually because the present was two phone casing from ezbuy uh it cost


it was quite costly then lah it was about five dollar thirty five cents for both, I mean to each our own financial situation ah so five dollars thirty five cents was kind of a big deal for me


ya that was that was quite pathetic that was easily the worst date I've ever been to and, (ppb) after that incident things never really went well and that's why she's my second ex girlfriend, okay I did made it up though


oh you want to hear the genius cover up, okay so I told her but we because it was night time so I told her that, I told her, A uh, oh on Saturday morning she texted me she


I mean she didn't even know how to put into words ah like, she had to text me like I don't know how to ask you but do you think it's right that during birthdays, of your special partner after one year, you give something like two phone casing


I mean I mean she has a point I will I will be I will be quite disappointed If I receive that myself, but I told her oh I replied oh wait you actually think the phone casing was your birthday present


I said that was the prank, I see where I make you think that was what I was giving you, but after that you gave me a very, after that you started to be very cold to me for the whole night so, so I I lost I kind of lost the mood because I thought it was pertaining to something else


so I didn't ask you what actually I wanted to ask you to what I wanted to ask you was, I wanted to bring you shopping and uh and you're going to choose whatever you like and I will get it for you, Gucci Louis-Vuitton anything


but we settled for just uh three Nike off-white T-shirts ya, ya so, so she bought that cover up ah so it was pretty lucky for me lah the relationship sustain but I think eventually she found out


so things they didn't really, go well uh from there, so speaking of worst dates what what about you man


yes, yes, ya


If I may ask you were you a catfish on Tinder, did you look like what you really look like on Tinder ya ya, okay so where did you think it went wrong


hate those man hate those but as they say isn't that what girls are on Tinder for, I mean I mean, for free lunches free dates I don't know I don't know, I mean it's based on our own experience not everyone is there because


because of this, ya so speaking of Tinder dates how many Tinder dates have you been on, (oh) uncountable eh


three or four ya, quite an ya that's, ya that's that's not a bad step I mean, during out National Service days, it was very hard there was no there was (ppb), there was no communication with females and


and usually, the females of junior college have move on so so there was there was no tele match, so I think every ns men can reason it with Tinder uh that was our entertainment


alright bring it on bro, yes, yes


having children is very very very important, and fortunately for me, that uh my my current girlfriend is also, is also in favor of having children


ya so, so before I enter a relationship, so during the dating period I will also bring up, subtle questions about, just to know her views her thoughts and views, so for me personally as a as a as a Muslim


or as a Malay, I will , no okay so based on my culture we usually like to have, children and, and the maybe the wife slightly uh, at least at least practice the basic of the religion lah


ya so, so I'm, so I brought like subtly into the question whether we can, whether we can have, whether if we If I ask her like so hey if you have a kid what would you name


so for me what was more important in that in that, response is that, she gave a name and she didn't say oh I don't want to have kid, so for me this is all important to resolve during the dating stage to to get the idea


uh so I was quite fortunate lah so so


cause cost of living is higher ya


uh yes definitely, I believe I believe there is nothing easy in life so obstacles will definitely be there, however, however it is up to our own responsibility to, to plan, to to have birth planning we can't just give


four or five in, three years four years I mean that's that's ridiculous so perhaps is safer at least, considering both are working parents maybe we have, one child every, five years every four years or we have


three children at max lah I think I think as you, as you, stay longer in your job, uh you rank up your pay gets higher it it will really be okay, honestly for me


the the child is worth more than a million dollars you can't put a price on the child you know, ya because, because you can just keep on working and working everyday but sometimes it is, it is the fact that you are going home to your wife and your kids


that makes you, that makes you smile that makes you feel you're working for a purpose, no some some people they can be earning, five K every single every single month or, ten thousand a month but, but they do not feel they have this purpose when they go home to when is just in their job


but for you to go home after a long day and see and see your kids smiling at you I think I think that's that's worth more than a million dollar definitely, uh so what about you do you do you want to to have many children


groom, you want to groom like it, is true is true, ya ya


ya even even for myself I would consider three maximum, uh but maybe is because I want I want to, I want to buy a Mercedes or a Bentley so I I definitely can't afford the seven seater ones you know, so once there as a extra extra passenger I have to change to


Toyota-Wish or Sienta, ya so so that's one of the factors lah, but ya, I mean I mean you're a two, two or three should be more than sufficient already


four decade


you feel you are, you are putting a life, into to burden


ya, how I saw I saw that in Straits Times yesterday, ya that, that was very sad


ya, and his last and his last, note was that, didn't get seventy marks or eighty marks, that is that is a very sad situation to me, so I can understand why you why why you would


why you perhaps fear having a kid it's like putting a life into this unfair world


yes don't worry don't worry, okay okay that's very interesting exchange of thoughts


my life is pretty boring you can say that you can say I'm a I'm a man of the law, so so I've, oh and I think oh oh you mean those, those wink eye wink eye


legal stuff, the craziest, is not crazy at all it's just it's just, is just I went I went to water white rafting in, in Perak in Malaysia and then my boat flip and and I miss three safety words and


and almost fall into the into the waterfall that's why, i would say quite, If you were to put in that rang then I would say I would be quite precautious but I don't mind


trying something out, but as long as I know the safety is there, ya I won't I won't just take two hammer and start climbing a mountain for adventure, skydive ya maybe maybe but


it's not that I don't want it's not that I'm afraid of climbing Mount-Everest I meant if, I want to do it I will but I'm just not, that interested you know , I'm more like a


a shopping shopping guy you know, I like to see tagged stuff, same class sia, very boring life what what about you, you you seem to have a crazy history


have you ever eaten anything crazy, like animals, crickets


ya, ya but but the thing is sometimes I just feel the, for me I don't do things, outside overseas because I find that beyond Singapore


I'm not sure maybe I just don't trust the, the safety too much there's a lot of lapses, ah


okay so I have this question for you, very interesting one, what, what is the biggest risk you have taken for someone you love, risk


risk yes, or have you never taken any risk, okay


oh oh my, okay okay, I see that's quite a that's quite a big risk ya, for me for me I have not


taken, that much risk for anything uh for someone I love but it's just more like, at that time, at that time she she you know


I don't know If I could say uh, at that time, she was crossing the road and she did not see a vehicle coming, so so so I ran on the road and, and and push her away, and ya ya I I I wasn't got hit by vehicle but maybe


ya maybe it it just wasn't meant, meant to be, yes yes I mean we are more


conservative as Asians who, so after marriage it's a very important stuff, even despite all their career progression and stuff I feel like, I don't know I feel like there needs to be a, continuity in your generation to preserve your family name so


so there's a responsibility, uh from you as the, has has a child has a children to, to continue and, and ya like my religion marriage makes things harder lah, so ya it's it's quite it's quite a factor there you know so


at at at the moment I'm thinking, uh maybe community club or


oh ya lah ya lah I mean is ya, it's also because of, uh finance and stuff but


but I'm not a fan of making the wedding too expensive either so maybe just, renting a hall a, a hotel might be, a hotel ballroom I feel might be quite over budget lah because because


okay I'm the kind who thinks that, the wedding is just one day to please, to please people who you have almost never met for five years six years so, also, ya I mean life we have very few true friends you know, so it's just to please these people who by the next day they will forget about your wedding


but let's say with a wedding of , with a wedding cost of eighty thousand dollar If I cut the cost to twenty thousand dollar, that sixty thousand dollar I can make a down payment for a car down payment for my hdb renovation, I find like it's more important to


to be more uh financially, savvy you know you have to be more, cautious and , more practical lah longer term investment, where do you want to get married Keaton


in a in a forest, oh, eh that that's actually uh, that's actually very interesting ah, ya


I mean ya I mean I get maybe this forest concert will be, it'll be very nice with the, ya with the with the wet leaves, the environment the, the flowers it's like those you see in the movies


when they go to the countryside to get married ya, ya, ya, ya, maybe we I should consider getting married at uh Genting-Highlands, or Cameron-highlands


ya, ya honestly


how ah, it's like the movie Crazy-Rich-Asians, ya but, ya but, perhaps everyone, everyone prioritise different thing for me marriage is just, uh is just, to symbolise to symbolise that


you are now with, with you are now, officially husband and wife, of your of your partners, I value


trust, of course trust you know, you, you do not want to have a you do not want to have friend who's, like stabbing you behind you, lying behind you, making promises and not fulfilling it


uh ya of course, relationships I feel it can only happen, it's not something like one day I just say , I I am going to instil trust on you, and then I just trust you I feel like


I feel like, it's a progress it has to be shown by your actions, uh red it's like you have to, you know lah it's just over time you'll see that, when you do this person do something to your friend or your partner, uh they have never broken any trust they have


even if you don't ask they will just tell you, ya what's happening and all these, ya, then I feel trust is very important, or anything to move forward without trust you just you just find it's very hard to look, to that person in the eyes, ah what about you


ya I mean it's valid you can let some one that you feel suspicious, all of them, that's ya that's how cheating happens


ya, ya but if you can love someone but when you don't trust them it's it's also it's also very difficult to, to move, ya it's true it goes hand in hand, okay this okay going we are going to be less emotional for for a little while


so I'm just going to ask you this, if your house caught fire and you had only, you had time to save only one item what would you save


what If I change the question, to one person, okay okay then we will move over, okay, okay, uh your turn


ya kitten so we return we'll return, so back to you Keaton


it's quite a perfect date, for me the for me the perfect date is just is just, you mean date like the situation, the the perfect girl


date ah date ah, where where go, okay lah that one, for me I don't go much place lah but usually I would go to I would go to the uh Arab Street area


I will find a cafe, and then after after the cafe we just go to, I will just go around to the Marina-Bay-Sands Esplanade area and just just sit and talk to my girl, uh for me and then have some what you call that have some


appetiser after that dessert dessert ice cream, that's perfect ah if you're planning on a budget date, what about you, hiking


interesting


true true, uh I mean it's a very interesting date idea, but maybe not for first date lah, would you would


okay, okay so kitten, alright ya ya, ah ya exactly what I was talking going to talk about


K lah so basically last week I I just went through this way way, a very crazy experience ya, so so a very costly experience cost almost six hundred, plus dollars


uh I take school class three, ya so, sorry (ppb), oh ya I know auto three-M ah manual , uh three-M


okay okay, hold on uh my mic is okay uh so, so, that day I went I was running at uh stage three point zero eight lah


I finish my final theory test I passed already, then after that I had no idea I had no idea about, about, these fourteen days prerequisite for for booking traffic police test, so I was supposed, so I went to book one on this coming third of November uh next week


so all my prerequisites have to be completed by twenty nine November eh twenty nine October, which was last Monday, so on Saturday morning I went to the lesson, and then I told my instructor bro I booked for tp already you know my tp twelve


and suddenly he got shocked ah he's like !huh!, how come you booked, how come you booked tp who tell you to book tp then I say no uh nobody tell me to book tp what nobody tell me don't book tp also, cause I was


cause I just got the slip which say, uh upon completion of what so I thought, I thought I had two weeks to just complete the prerequisites lah, like as long as the before the tp by at no idea what it's was fourteen days, (ppb) ya so so Saturday morning was a day panicky session


and after that, I had, the he's my brother ah so because I because I catch things very fast, so I completed three point zero eight zero nine three point one zero and three point one one in one lesson, who that was intense


then Saturday afternoon he brought me to the to the site and, book another lesson then, okay I manage to go for my three point one one independent review, passed without any problem of course, uh I mean manual is very easy right


K so after that uh, after that I on Sunday I went for my four point zero one, and four point zero two, then on Monday I completed my five point zero one reach first, which was just next before the deadline I would


if not it's two hundred fifty dollars burned, so speaking of all these tp thing, uh how did you failed your passed passed three tp


man you know manual is the gas stick one right, auto is the, ya so that that one is called auto, oh okay, okay


oh you don't know, you in your gear have to be neutral then you start the engine lah, but make sure the clutch you prepare already ah, you don't know


I cannot tell you this kind of stuffs ah it's it's very sensitive, okay, let me tell you very easy steps, you see ah, you K first, first you first you know how to, first you know to start the engine the key direction where you must


where you must, ya K then with your left foot you press the clutch pedal all the way down to the floor, then with your right foot you must step on the break, then you where release the emergency ring and once again confirm that the gear shift is already neutral that's the most important step


then you turn the key in the ignition that should start up the car obviously, ya then you shift into first gear then you move forward lah when you move forward you have to coordinate your clutch and your, accelerator properly


ya so okay lah I mean, cause you are in auto you might be unfamiliar lah but, oh, so you couldn't even start the car engine lah, and you are already taking your tp, uh ya ya are you sure about this


K so uh when are you taking your next tp, December all the best to you brother all the best to you, are you planning to get any car in the future


what what car are you getting, audi five !ooh! manual or auto version, semi auto ya that's that's a nice car, you look for DA, okay


I mean if if they express it on their own Instagram I don't really care but, but if they obsess to me when when we are chit chatting or when we are going out, and they become too obsessed maybe you can get a little too annoying then


maybe okay lah at the start I will like !wah! !wah! !wah! but after, after awhile I'll just like, this is getting boring okay I understand so don't, don't need to keep talking about it when we are out because, when I'm out with my friend it's just bro time you know


so uh, oh for you I thought you were saying for the partners


okay ah just show if uh the close friend is a girl, and in a situation that I'm a I'm single, uh I might consider lah, but if I'm attached I will say no lah, fort I will say sorry no, they're not getting me cause I'm loyal to my girlfriend


if it's a guy I will say uh, I will say, I notice that you like me, but it's bot going to work out because because, I'm not interested


thank you and probably I'll try to avoid that guy, so you we won't be close friends in two years time we might just be former acquaintances, okay


it is at the point where when you look at all her flaws, and then you suddenly realise, all all the flaws all the imperfections are perfect, for all your perfect, all your perfect imperfections ya, uh John Lennon all of me


preset that point and when you look into the eyes and you, and it it can last more than, ten seconds then you know you are in love with her, ya lah and and generally when you just feel you want to be with her you are not really interested in looking at anyone else cause the


how how about you when, at what point did you realise you were in love


K so let's up a notch how did you confess to your ex girlfriend


okay


respect respect that's very brave


oh what a waste man


okay, okay


okay, that's a very interesting story ya, okay so, so, all the best to you in, getting your new girl lah should be soon lah should be soon to be honest


uh what are your current plans now you are staying single, okay


prepared, ya, think the key things is not to search, so when you're with someone and you just realise


so do not search okay that's my advice, K so Clayton, been learning a lot from you today, but, originally ya


if you had only one more year to live what would you, how would you spend it


or would you stop working


that's very interesting, I would, I would start praying and repenting, all of my sins, try to be a better person, donate most of my wealth to charity


ya I think, or maybe because now lah but in the future in the future, maybe in the future I would past fifty percent to my family lah but fifty percent is, to charity maybe they charity charity need it more than than my family


and then I would eat, I would eat butter Naan press butter chicken everyday, (oh) okay so Clayton


of, for me, !huh! dealbreaker that's for me, maybe for me the most usually I get affected is by cold replies


like if you have something to say, you say it you don't, you don't hold here cold here cold there and then it goes no where, and it just goes on stimulate for one day you know, you know I like I want just be straightforward if there's something to tell there's something we are not happy


say it out, what about you, what


kind of attitude will piss you off the most, bitchy attitude ya ya is, is a is a appropriate word


but ya I agree with you uh, for me the most, that I cannot is disrespectful to parents, !wah! that one is the ultimate dealbreaker, that that bro that uh I cannot speak of so Keaton


speak of, uh good food, what is your favourite, what is your favourite Indian food in the world, oh with Briyani rice


and extra Tandoori, for me I personally love Indian food the most I think they produce the best the best kind of foods in the world


Bhatoora, Puri, oh Bhatoora when when it's really hot crispy and the whole thing just bloat up


so butter Naan plus garlic Naan, cut into pieces with extra oily extra butter, or maybe if not feeling floury then I will just eat, Mee-Goreng with extra egg


hot chicken, crispy ripe, and really just


extra sweet, I mean it's lunch time ya, so Keaton, what was the most embarrassing thing you ever did in your life


okay I love pressing out stories


toilet


that's your of full situation, tell me more


in school, in school in class, uh I think I think that's, I think I think that that happens


because for me I did it in, in National in National Service where I misled, it's a very personal story so you


no okay so what happen is is misjudgement you know, misjudgement of farts, so on that day I ate Nasi-Padang for lunch ah the chilli really quite a lot, but, but of course is not until your extent lah where you have you have so much like that


is is just like a is just like a is just like a is just like a smudge you know, that's all lah it's not, yours is what the how how many tools those kind, oh goodness


oh-my-god, that's awful so how did you solve the situation


oh gosh why didn't you like, wash it or something, oh goodness


that's a, that's a little deep ya when I was asking embarrassing moment, you learn how to use other toilets


but but what was the issue why didn't you, oh, I ironic how your hygienic ness, made you unhygienic on that day


ya ya ya this is good one, ya that's that's a nice story, for me most embarrassing moment, is is very I think I don't know if it's more embarrassing than yours I could say, it may be will be on par


because there's this there's this bully in my class back in primary primary five, uh so he goes around, bullying people and at that point I had a reputation of, Kebab lah you know, they call me Kebab because I was very overweight


and I was wrapped with meat it it was rude but that's cause, I had I had meat around my skin skin, ya then, then so in this, in this uh mother tongue class during the Malay class, this guy, uh I would name him F ya so F


uh I know so the so F he, I was at the whiteboard, I was at the whiteboard going to going to approach my teacher, and then in front of the whole class he pulled down my shorts and and in pe eh and in primary school I didn't wear underwear cause


because I thought the I thought the netting inside the uh fbt shorts in the underwear, so so I I never met any habit to wear lah, then suddenly he pull down my pants and (oh) gosh the whole class saw everything I just


from back to front bro, it was it was awful I think it was more embarrassed I don't but yours still sounds slightly more, embarrassing I don't know lah either way it's quite embarrassing you know cause


(oh) god, so was he now your ex or


did you like consider wearing pampers to school, If I may ask uh what what primary it was that primary If I, primary three okay ya, alright alright alright primary three okay


if primary six I wouldn't be expecting such things, K the K K that that is being embarrassing, do you, ya back to he turn back to you, uh why do we have to go to the depressing stuff


but it was, it was a really sad moment, on the morning of my grandma


please be more sensitive to this ya, so , so what happened was, that morning was the was the prelims uh prelims O level prelim chemistry practical in the morning


so on that day I was rushing out so I saw my my favorite grandmother uh she took she took care of me basically for like, almost the first six to seven years of my life so she's like a mother to me lah, then after that


in the morning of the of of her of her death, uh I saw her before I left home but I never shake my hand because I was rushing out already I was almost late for school, so I just I just I just uh I just left house, uh truly that was the last time I ever saw her breathing that was the last time I saw her alive


but this is more sad part lah it's because, it's because uh, she's been craving for Nasi-Lemak for two weeks, then there was like her last wish lah to to have Nasi-Lemak so before before


chicken chicken wing the chicken wing hot dog but she love the fishcake also so I add more fishcake lah, so when I was on the way home from school around, two pm like that I went to Lot-One Ananas to buy the Nasi-Lemak


oh then, then she also has been asking for the (ppb) enchanted perfume from the Sheng-Siong, so that was one of the final final gifts she wanted, until today I I have that bottle I don't know whether should I spray it or throw it away


but but when I sprayed uh it smells like my grandmother ah, so, so (ppb), so long story short, when I took when I took the bus home uh and I reach to my doorstep I saw my grandmother lying down on the floor


what happened, so I though, I thought she just she just fainted or something ah, then after that uh two minute later paramedics came ambulance came, I was like what happen then my brother tell me


my brother tell me nenek fainted, grandma faint grandma fainted ya


oh no nenek fainted, ya but, so, she is more like when I go home she just fainted for like, uh two to three minutes so If I had I just went home five minutes earlier I would have


said my final goodbye to my grandmother (ppb) uh but, as as it was uh it was not meant to be, so so the Nasi-Lemak we put on the table lah then the enchanted perfume, till today I keep lah


so then then I thought it's just normal faint lah so when my grandmother went hospital, yesterday my brother call me at the hospital then, he start crying ah he say uh nenek Ishfan already pass away she's no longer here with us


then then I start crying ah then then my mother ask me, all you go to hospital see, so my mother ask me to pay fifty eh my mother ask me to go take taxi lah, !wah! but expensive sia, the taxi the taxi is


I only had fifty dollar left in my bank account then the taxi cost to go to the Yishun hospital you know, around like uh twenty twenty four dollar so, my mum say she will compensate me ah but until today haven't compensate sia


uh ya but that was the saddest the saddest moment what what about you Keaton, you you never seem sad before, tell me one of the lowest saddest moment of your life


one of the don't have to be the saddest if it's too sad, same as me mah


how come you when you sad I happy sia, I didn't see you that was why I thought something went wrong, but okay what I thought for you


A B B A B is not bad, (oh) what were you aiming for, no, bbc B B


I choose to believe it's bbc B B but but it's not it's a B C C B B, ya it's really really ungrateful ah, A A B B A B still want to cry


I wouldn't go to the extent of what you did which is subscribe for Tinder gold I feel, sorry I thought you were that's where you were oh you didn't oh okay, okay cupid


sorry, I tried it out but the, in life in life sometimes we we are desperate right , but okay Cupid a little hard to find Malay girls ah so I had to abandon it


Tinder, uh I can say I'm one of, I they used to call me tinder god lah I don't know why, maybe it's just because I have like three hundred thirty six matches a day around there


it wasn't so bad it wasn't so bad, went on went on a went on a couple of dates ya but, will I find it's not it's not sustainable lah all the Tinder dates is just just something very hi bye


is is is is almost like a blind date you know you don't you don't really know what you have, you don't know how he's going to turn out during the date, how how did yours turn out


in my childhood, I honestly I didn't really have a childhood lah you know for me


from the day I was born I watch bbc news, I practice piano I eat vegetables, I do assessment books so so that was my childhood you know, that led to me where I am today is a very discipline and law law abiding life


but If I were to miss something most from my childhood is, uh I miss I miss the I miss the times where, where I used to play ps-two with my, with my brother every single day twenty four seven that's all that's the most exciting


uh my life can get, ya so what about you bro, uh I really want the fake ones, fake ones okay


I don't I don't think I am coming over , cause you sold your FIFA


okay but carry on


how how do you play your dinosaurs, why are you laughing as you say that ya, is there a deeper meanings


do (oh) ya ya I mean is true, waking up just to play with your dinosaurs and going back to sleep, that was that was life man


honestly on a scale of, one to ten, because Gordon-Ramsay or or because Gordon-Ramsay follows me on Twitter, I'm a good chef I'm a good cook, I've uh I've been cooking throughout my entire life I can make Risotto I can make


I can a, uh Risotto cheese garlic spring onion oil depend on the kind of oil you want one quarter cup of, milk and, three three three parts of cheddar cheese if you want ah it's up to you


it depends lah I mean we are talking about the, we are talking about buffet level so it's a lot higher, ya so what about you


okay, so what have you tried so far


ya, ya confirm confirm so so what have you look into or land


I would like to learn how to make uh chicken baked rice with extra cheese


extra extra parmesan parmesan cheese, you know what you call that mozzarella cheese sticks with the cheese yes


uh I hate every kind of cheese except the one they use on the on the baked rice what what is that cheese called, sucker ya it starts with a B, no it's not parmesan it's something else


mozzarella cheese ya ya ya ya so that's that's basically for baking, so ya I believe the name will represent the character so I went to give a very


for my for my daughter I would give a very princessy name, for my s for my sons I would give a very footballer name, uh very nice


something like that (ppc), so for now I've been thinking , for my first son I would name , Annick-Iskandar, for my second for my


for for a girl I would it like , ya all those very glamourous, artiste kind of names what about you


how do I spell that, why tear though


okay okay, oh very interesting, I wanted to put, I wanted to put my son's name as my father's name cause I love my father's name


doesn't it seems weird, ya, K he turn, how do you want to be remembered in life remembered for what all those


uh very filial man I would say, that's that's a that's a good way to be remembered to be remembered as a kind man, but don't forget lah after hundred years nobody remember you okay so how about we move on to a next topic


K so kitten, if you could have an hour long conversation with anyone who would you talk to, !wow! so touching, okay but but uh back more to the serious matter


what are your thoughts on twenty first birthday part


ya, their parents sponsor the whole thing


ya, ya, ya


okay, true true, it's a significant, transition, what's that


it's like so you mean for example it's like, before you go to a birthday party they tell you what gift you want and you're expected to buy


!wow! isn't doesn't that defeat the purpose of a birthday present, and to make, to make commit so much money to you and you barely met them, ya I think it's a very stupid concept If I must be honest, not holding any grudges though


ya it's okay to have celebration but, but if you want to organise something you shouldn't be, involving someone making them pay for it it's it's unfair for people, what more if you threaten to break friendship because of those


I mean I've quite a few experience there, okay so there's this there's this guy lah the name is uh Y J, so this Y J ah he


he comes from a very financially well off background, mother father businessman those kind lah, ya so, so his pocket money I heard I heard, he told me I heard from his mouth


he gets about, two hundred a week minimum, but if he needs more he say he can just ask and they will give him a lot more, so it's ya it's really this kind where you can save a lot each month as as compared to my pocket money which is almost almost one


one third of what he receives, and that includes my transport fees also which is eighty five dollars, so ya, so uh when this Y J ah, organise his birthday party


I don't know I mean I've not met Y J for for around four to five years since his, since his birthday but when nearing his twenty one he started to seem desperate wanting people to come so, so he started inviting people who after years and years of not talking


uh suddenly coming, and then, this was the worst part, Y J he wanted a, oh actually he wanted a Gucci wallet that cost five hundred and thirty five dollars, yikes exactly


okay I have no issue if he wants it, if he's going to pay on his own for it then there's no problem right why why should I have a problem against that, but the problem was, he requested that to ask we were his school clique secondary school clique


so he requested, he requested, because he ah is either he say you have to come with her, with a like a red packet, with some money inside you must put your contribution and your name


like I mean hey that's a little crazy right that idea, or otherwise he said he wanted a Gucci wallet, uh so we all had to we all had to split lah which was quite a big amount I forgot how many people there were but, on average everyone gave around thirty five dollars


thirty five, dollars out of my, three hundred dollar pocket money that's like, hello that's like one that's that's like ten, ten percent of my pocket money and then I have to pay my own, own hand phone bill my (ppc)


my hand phone bill my transport fees concession oh it's crazy lah, he kept putting on his Instagram, like threats if those who back up all those who this, uh he will he will unfriend them lah and I like !wow! this damn childish


I I rather just give a the red packet of twenty dollars or something like what come on man, it's a little ridiculous to ask for a thirty five dollars, from from students who are not even working, ya ya, that's very much it


so I'm so because of the experience I'm quite against twenty first birthday parties, uh not really I just want to be around my true friends like you Keaton, that's all all all I want for my twenty first party is you at my doorstep bro


uh ya I do I do ever since I entered Uni I have to read non stop, uh escape from Camp Fourteen


uh a book about this, this guy who escape from North-Korea so his journey was very oh it was , was really thrilling ah ya, trying to escape the, #Kim Jong Un# right uh this this not political ah this just just what the story book right


ya so so his journey how he, how he this this camp is like almost impossible to to escape, ya, then then he manage to find a way but he was talking about the treatment inside the camp it was crazy sia


they you know what they will put in they will put in cages of, you know like those size where you put your dog inside but they fit one human so you can't even stand you're in that, position where you have to squat, and you will just put, place there is crazy you can develop


your bones you are not even, able to stretch !wah! that's that's mad bro that is mad that is, I just can't imagine the situation you can't even stand or stretch your leg, so you really like almost feel like dying inside there your blood not circulating properly, all you can do is roll around left or right


to try to adjust, !wah! that is nuts so, so he manage to escape uh from, the regime he manage, that he went is at night time where he try to cross, to China


!wow! man I mean, is his is his courage to keep going, and and not giving up, no matter how hard the situation was so speaking of that what was the most inspired book for you


Da-Vinci Code


what is that about, I heard of it but I've never bothered reading


I've only watched, uh three movies in my life, uh my favourite would be, would be, the the free movie I got to ah Johnny Johnny English, cause he very funny ah I like I like Mister Bean ah he very funny you know


!huh! what about you, really how many have you watched in your life


oh Superman ah, Batman never heard of that hero but go on


alright


Dark Knight is the Batman, oh I could never sustain myself in Dark Knight movies after ten minutes I'll just fall asleep


oh really, sixteen, twenty four, twenty eight


oh you are nuts bro, that's sixty hours of your life


oh


oh that's that's where you got your uh I always thought that was part of your name


oh I see I, !huh! that's very interesting, okay so speaking of movies , do you so you subscribe to netflix and what is the best criminal show you have watched on netflix other than Breaking Bad


okay, my third first is Breaking Bad, okay


Narcos, I I agree with you Narcos is the best out there, Pablo-Escobar is so cool you mean, I mean we are not supposed to idolize this kind of people ya you you must must take note of that but


ya but they portray him into a very cool character


ya ya true, ya


okay, is very deep show you do you do analyse show movies when you watch them ya that's, ya seems like you have very deep understanding of each scene ya


I mean that's good lah that's good, but , my question is my main question is, when are you planning to play football next


but now is the examination period so, ya ya is actually going to be examination period for the whole month but I'm not sure because, the mid terms stretches like a lot lah is not a official week for examination is just a paper that is label mid term


so like for me next week I have quite a few papers, presentation, Arab test, sadly sadly might be no but but might be yes if there is a lot people I might just go


because because Tuesday is Deepavali holiday, ya speaking of Deepavali are you hosting a party this weekend, ya it's true it's true, (oh) but anyway we are having the Halloween party tomorrow


okay so for so for tomorrow my Halloween party we will be going as the makcik keropok, !huh! I thought I tell you that my auntie already


oh okay (ppb) the makcik keropok is this is this myth or, tale in back in two thousand twelve or thirteen thirteen where where all the makcik sending WhatsApp messages there, be careful when your door be careful when you're here, because there's this makcik which is going to knock around your door


shall we go like, just like, buy keropok dik !wah! it's very scary lah I tell you


ya so that's what I'm coming as, so if you don't the they will makcik will send something to your house then , will affect your wealth your rating your health, there is like a djinn lah a a supernatural being


what about you, !huh! why


I thought you mean Bangladeshi, ya ya I know I know, so speaking of ghost tell me, have you experienced any, any ghost experience like real life a while


what you saying, which one freak you out


hello, that's freaky


oh, (oh) (oh) that's, that's quite a that's quite a experience that's quite a experience ya, carry on


okay, ya


that's scary, traumatising ya traumatising, ya is for me, (ppb) is only this one time is very very very freaky ah


I I would consider it more mysterious rather than ghostly, you know you know, you know Bukit-Gombak Bukit-Gombak nature reserve, there's this little little Guilin area


ya so I entered this forest with my friends it's supposed to be like a small adventure lah hiking, when do I told you I'm not either fan but I did that one, so we when from this very small entrance is not even a official entrance we're not supposed to enter there I think but I mean what's what's done is done right


ya so when I entered there, we walk and walk inside the place for, for I think around twenty minutes already then when we are deep inside the Gombak place, suddenly there's this four four little children they


they just pass by my group of friends, me and my group of friends is just another three guys ah, after that they just say bye bye, then we then we also like, at that time we just say bye we thought we thought they were just, they were just little kids who


only in until we realise after the whole whole thing right is kind of stupid ah how can, how can there be little kids inside there there's no school inside there, then ya is very weird, is is super weird, you know the exit they came from is a when we check is there's


when we trace back where they came from is, it's a, it's a entrance where the tree has fallen then the whole, the whole the whole log, the whole tree is quite a big tree block the path so they couldn't possibly climb there, by that time we don't know lah so we just said bye bye


then we walk further inside, when we walk further inside we saw this tree, full of what, yellow cloths there's tress full of cloths hanging, that was that was legit, the most scariest ah then there was, a full yellow another tree full yellow cloth hanging all over its branches


so I think that was like I don't know lah fifty sixty cloths, I think is people who do offering or ask for four-D number I don't know, and there were some there were some nails on the tree, so those kind, in my culture is you cannot pluck out if you pluck out


confirm, the pontianak will follow you , ya so so there was very mysterious until now I still don't know


so that was testing ghost ghost story ya, so Keaton, speaking of, speaking of, speaking of houses


where do you aspire to live in one day, what kind of house, condo, why you why, ya, okay so


why condo why not uh landed property or a terrace, I would live in a, I wouldn't mind living in a nice, nice a small condominium or


bto as long as it is nicely renovated , so for for this kind of situations I would recommend Panadol is it Panadol flu


Panadol flu works effectively you know , no issues no issues


of course initially I will plan to bto first, then maybe in the, maybe after a a few years I would consider moving to a to a ec, and maybe that's all lah I'm not I'm not really interested in going for landed property and stuff ya


ya I have, uh one only lah, so expensive you know cost of cost of living so high you want how many cars


uh it's alright is alright Keaton, so so kitten do you do you like to procrastinate what you do


I I do I do I do procrastinate a lot maybe that's why I'm not uh I'm not, I'm not as as well as I could be ya, firstly


firstly is in in my studies lah when, whenever there's a football match or when I want to play football I will I will I will just, I will just choose to play football over studying, just and I will just tell myself don't worry after football I can stay up at night and do my work


but when at night I will just tell myself how about I just wake up in the morning and do my work so I just sleep have a good sleep, so in the end I sleep early and I wake up late, ya


ya sure, my most valued possession is, is by the time


by the I didn't mean by the time I mean, my most valued possessions my, iPhone, uh ya, ya because I I'm not a materialistic person ah so I don't


maybe lah but but because with the contract it was very cheap ah I got it for only uh fifty dollars, I I took the two two hundred dollars, eh why you don't believe me sia, my my uncle he work in sia so


so he get uh very very huge discount under StarHub, so I got the two hundred fifty six gigabyte iPhone xs max for only like fifty dollar ah, so I don't think I'm materialistic in that sense I think I'm, I think I'm just lucky


ya I ya what about you what's your most valued possession, was it a watch last time


okay, that's that's that's nice that's nice, If I knew I could not fail


I would definitely go, go all out to be a, uh technological uh producer, like like like those who those who produce iPhones MacBook , uh ya I will do something like Apple Google this kind of stuff


ya of course of course the barber shop will always be my retirement plan once, the Buckingham Barbers we are going to call it, uh so I'm planning to to do this with my friend lah


Kitten Ram his name, he kind of agreed to it also ya but for the next few years won't be possible lah because he, he will be going overseas to do something ah to adventure or something, quite long


about, he say he might be about four years lah, ya I don't know where he say he maybe maybe going, Nepal going Australia all that


that's that's the thing about him he does not really care about his studies so, so I'm not, I not really sure about his studies but, but I mean maybe some people they don't really care about their studies because they have a goal in life already, they have businesses they have ideas which does not require much


like a degree all he he already got a quite decent education lah as of now, ya I heard I heard he rejected local universities ntu nus, because uh of his will to adventure so, usually this kind of people they got no problem ah they are plan in life already


ya so what were you asking just now, my true home is in Johor-Bahru ah, I I I got a


I got a weekend house down there then when I'm when I'm there I feel like home is no stress no nothing is always just very chill, uh oh you mean you mean like the country which is my home


oh it's very small it's very cramp uh I live I live in I don't come from easy background also, so I have nine person squeezing into one flat, four rooms only, so my parents one room


my my three brothers have to squeeze into one room, then my maid and my sister have to squeeze to one room, then for me I have to take care of my grandfather who's sick, the study room, ya so, so you know when we can go to weekend house in Malaysia


feels like home because it's bigger it's more relaxing, it takes you away from the stress it's just where you want to be, uh my favourite would definitely be my, my younger brother because I grew up with him, my two older brothers they grow up with each other


uh for me I always play FIFA with, with my younger brother lah since young then I will always go to my grandmother's house with him then we always eat Nasi-Goreng together Ayam-Penyet together ice milo together Teh-Tarik together, all kind of drink ah very nice


ya sometimes ice bandung sometimes milo milo dinosaur, the food also ah sometimes Nasi-Goreng extra pedas sometimes not so pedas, ya ya ya of course, !wah! the best part is cooking like two eggs


(oh) you just, you just break it then you cook two eggs, to mata lembu you know what's mata lembu or, extra pedas al-azhar you know, and and then, and then the Mee-Goreng !wah! the spice when it stick to under your tongue


National Service I love National Service because uh I do want to serve my, I find it gives me meaning it it matures me from a boy to a man


ya lah, Singapore Armed Police, ya, how I damn hard to damn hard sia, not easy we must we must march with our laptop back for hundred meters sia


from the koi to the to the lecture room, but sometimes we negotiate lah with our mam like mam can can we bring laptop bag without the laptop, but instructor don't know lah if he know we confirm Kena already sia, ya, so physically it was damn tough they fed us very well


they keep giving what pizza box lah sandwich peanut butter I I mean the Teh also like, pay quite little sia like one point one K, on average for almost everyone no escape go to sergeant


ya then those who those who go front line they get higher ah one point two one point three, cause they get another almost three hundred dollars for operational allowance, ya lah so it wasn't that easy lah then the worst part like get to go home every day, that was the worst part you know because sometimes I feel like we should just stay in so I can save money on transport


but at that time it was Grab and Uber you know so ya I could go home for only one dollar twenty six cents after promo code, but now , stupid decision lah Uber merge with Grab, now is very, very very very expensive siah, ya


what about you how was ns, I mean, you look significantly more different than you were back in jc, how many kilos did you lost, seventy eight


barely twenty kg, that's quite a lot that's quite a lot ya you do look very fit now, they if your jawline is very sharp


oh how was being Botak tell me how was being Botak was it, ya was it fun for you, so easy maintain is it


whether whether you lose weight or not doesn't matter but being Botak was really, easy you literally have, one significant part to careless, !alah! I think you should shave Botak, little we have some uh Mee-Goreng then you shave Botak


speaking of this right you having lunch after this, ya, I mean sometimes compromise like you know what like when they have girlfriends they


I mean I mean after they spent two hours talking to you the whole morning and you don't want to allow them to be your their girlfriend, uh that one true so you should tell your friend later go some Seven Eleven get some paper or something


ten minutes less, uh moving on moving on


ya of course, important I am going to ask you, name one of your closest friends how is he or she special to you


why Danish, describe Danish, physically annual


that's very rude, what is, what what is about his character that is so much better than your other friend, does he get you a Germany jersey for your birthday


ya Danish sounds like one of your friends Israf, ask me


Mister A I will nickname him uh a sheep, then I would uh, then there's this Chinese friend of mine I would call him Yang Bo, and


this are my closest friends in life, sorry I only had one Indian friend which is Ashik, ya ya ya ya


I got to know him, because in in jc he's stuck with me through ups and downs, he never insulted me, he never, he never, he never talk about my face got pimples all these


he he, uh okay wait wait, ya


oh he's not, it's not making fun lah it's just like banter you know casual banter, I meant I didn't know it hurt lah that time so I learnt from my mistake but I showed him a formal apology he accepted it in the end


and I say no hard feelings and today he's thinner than me so and he looks better than me and I acknowledge that I tell him he looks better everyday and I say no hard feelings, my closest friend is Keaton Ram right now lah


just now I was talking like back in jc lah I mean if now it's definitely Keaton Ram, such a humble good looking guy he deserves he deserve the best things in the world, he deserve


I'm thinking should I have, should I have Indian food or, Maggie-#Goreng# with with chilli and, usually I will go to Bukit-Timah but usually depends once I meet my girlfriend where she's feeling


I am meeting her at Bukit-Panjang, then from there we will decide lah, so what are you planning to have for lunch, home cook


okay lah that's nice, ya, long way to go man long way to oh not bad lah


just thinking ya I mean, if when you see people who just enlisted it's kind of a, kind of a sad feeling right


sounds good supper, where do you getting all the money from man, uh okay, uh not bad not bad, I like it


uh it's at one of my friend's condo the terrain I forgot what it is, the Terrence ya, in Bukit-Timah, ya but but I mean because, Bukit-Timah is a nice place because Downtown Line lor


food which I have not planned anything or decided anything except the kid, ya can, I don't mind, who want pizza


no I I will, I will force them to pay first, I said I'm not ordering until the money come in, how much how much would it be ah, ya anyway I was thinking Al-Azhar is the near


any last minute thing we Tabao from there, what what, ya, if we want to go for a cheaper option Canadian, Canadian Pizza will be much better ya, two four one, eh one for one one for one


ya and it's a lot bigger compared Pizza Hut now they shrink the Pizza, of course no beef I don't like beef, I respect my friends' needs


oh the samurai burger, no it's cause I didn't know it was a a requirement that he couldn't eat beef so I thought it's just allergy or something, the supper ya lah until all the way I made friend until I found out what was the reason then I stopped making friend issued him a formal apology and then he accepted it


ya so we are on good terms now, it's good as heaven, so when do you plan to go Johor to get your next massage, December, sounds good sounds good end of December


I planning to ask my friend kitten also ya it's nice to know that he wants, just a nice, ya, who is Alicia I don't know ya so maybe if my


honey, ya, ok lah maybe, okay maybe by the time I have a licence, that that would be good already, ya please what's your licence as well


I hope you will succeed, I hope we all succeed together in life you know, but must always remember you know money is not everything in life, let's just write everything, happiness contentment


coming back to a to a nice little cute kid, for me is honey chicken kueh bau from Seven Eleven, when especially when is damn hot and the is like just you or the chicken Bao all just


the sweetness of it just melts melts in your tongue you know, !wah! crab bar it's beautiful, I love that do I love that, that's good that's good, I love I love the fried sotong the fried sotong !wow! when they when it just


pools in your mouth, is very nice man that is very delicious, so so what is your ultimate favourite food in the world, I thought that was your favourite Indian food only


mine is just find a combination of uh, Naan Prata Thosai the one from the Springleaf Prata extra crispy extra oily with the fish garlic, order one Murta Murta burger !wow! when you just pull the whole meat just stretch


ya ya ya and the cheese just melts, amazing man it's amazing and they ice extra sweet, but not if like peeing lah so their drinks doesn't seem that appealing, goodness is damn cold here so so we have to find a toilet after this


ya I mean it's been a long since we catch up right so it so it's nice to just spend


I I definitely won't be meeting you even when in football I won't be communicating with you I will just, I will just hand signs ask for the ball, I I honestly I don't know what to ask you any more in your life


ya ya I known you inside out already, ya, but I mean we have to understand lah, that results are not everything, thoughts on the suicide


so Keaton when are you planning to get your next haircut or what is your current hair project exactly


(oh) okay, that's nice that's nice, my I think the hair is changing


is is like hair recceding already so, so I'm scared lah maybe by thirty I would be bald already but I, ya ya ya that's the thing but you know you need the discipline to grow it first then you can play around if you just keep doing it if you just keep cutting it it won't


there's nothing to play around, it's terrible ah, I've cause I got the Asian frizzy hair when I make it grow it just looks like durian ah, so it's not really nice, ya ya, okay so, to conclude this it's been a it's been a lovely session


speaking to you, I wish you all the best in life, ya so like thanks for wishing me all the best in life lah


ya you're a good guy too I hope you, I hope you find your true love one day, and live happily ever after lah


ya it's been a lot you know I mean from, (oh) that was a that was a lovely incident man when when you thought it was a girl holding your hand in the jc games, ya, ya


ya, that was me


it went from, and suddenly it is and Michelle you seem very disappointed you seem very disappointed, (oh) !wow! you so


so you like girls from our class ah, ya ya ya, but judge me I won't I'm not going to meet you for any longer


ya so to, ya I hoping, hoping for for the best of you in life


health for your family health and prosperity, ya, ya we should have lunch soon ya we should have lunch soon, okay


so, thank you to you to Keaten it's been a pleasure, alright, why why


uh hi ishraf, so this photo , it has many different shops around here, so you see there like there's a Book House there's a designer fashion health shop


uh casino newstand there's a new stand bottom, alright, and on the right you can see like, shine in the dance concert is like some posting


ya sure, ya that's way side by side, actually the uh the first one is definitely this, ya, mine is self celebrity gossip


okay, ya, (oh) my only has the (ppb), my only has this one, what's this color brown


or is it the bear, ya my kate has a bear, ya


okay, it tips from Bill-Gate, okay


what other differences do you see, oh my doesn't have, Thursday late night shop


Yours is, (oh) okay, what differences are there, ya my has other two for like the sign post the one with the dog


my dog sitting a pie is it a pie, looks like a pie, I think that's something up with the woman the woman right, is there


ah my my has the wordings, shine in the dance contest, ya what's wrong with it


my says natural Energy Pills, anything else


what about the newstand is there anything, the car


okay, okay so uh, okay, so, what's your favourite past time


that's boring, playing football and, okay okay


three mine's the same, ya what I do is, watch football and, ya, play football, so what club do you support, Man United


Manchester-United, okay


so looking into #Mourinho#'s third season at the club, alright you know how he always has this bad luck he always has back when he was at Chelsea too, he had those two seasons then he dropped out for the third, ya so it's this kind of


somehow someway this is like #Mourinho#'s, you know bad season, and for Manchester-United itself, it's a club that has, a lot of


weird, decisions, so okay, I don't think, the the players are the problem, I think is the manager, I think is Jose-Mourinho and his tactics and what he's what he's doing


yes you have players like Pogba right you have players like Sanchez, the recent signing of course we have like Lukaku, Lukaku that's another topic Martial we have


Luke-Shaw you know all these like bright we have #De Gea#, right, but, ya ya that's why so what's the problem, the problem right, I feel, is the tactics that we're using


I feel, Lukaku, doesn't actually suit, the united system


to be playing football and you should be playing rugby, for for for, he always pick up the ball right and then like two two seconds later his body just fumbles but his body is big


ya ya so eh let's talk about Sanchez, okay, so, I remember seeing the teeth of yours, finally justifying his five hundred K pounds per week signing


uh ya it's actually very true I honestly don't know why marina bought him, because we already have a very strong left wing, we have marshal, right, we have, very capable attacking forwards we have Marta


yes and what's the point of, Sanchez, okay, I think the reason Marina why bought him is just to like spite us you know, just to like spite man-city too, ya


ya ya so, uh Sanchez he himself I don't think he, he's


if you ask me right, I would blame the system because not all of our players are performing what they expected expected it to you see Pogba right, he's not, he's not supposed to be control, in a sense like when you see and you banter you see him in France


is always, attack attacking, he is always everywhere, ya and Sanchez a player like that right so Sanchez his, he's very , attacking he's not


someone to be stick in ya, ya, ya ya that's why so right now what's he's doing I I dunno okay maybe it could be the number seven curse


he is holding onto the seven jersey and you know how that works out right every since Rolando everyone one who's wore it, so got like the curse, and have the Di-Maria, then we have uh, Bethensia


we have the pay, ya so all these players, so I don't know whether I don't know why, I don't know why we have assumptions, I hope he performs of course definitely, I hope he does


I hope the whole team works out find it's way I hope Mourinho, doesn't leave I hope Mourinho finds a way to turn this around that's the the most important I want him to, come out of this third season


ya, I mean uh okay we had a couple of decent games, the Juventus game ya we played in Champion's League it wasn't, up to par okay but it's Juventus right they have Ronaldo and ya so kind of expected


but the Everton game when you, when you see , during the Everton game right when you see, him dropping out Sanchez him dropping out Lukaku look at how well the team performed, we had Rashford as striker


I think Mata was playing too what, left wing was Marshall and !wow! the French connection between him and Pogba that was, amazing that was really like one of a kind and I'm like, you know like this kind of like moments where I'm like okay this is how Manchester-United should be


Robin-Van-#Persie#


uh speaking of, Sanchez right, how do you feel about him moving out of Arsenal, cause, I mean


kind of ya


Sanchez for free


honestly are slow this season, performing quite well


no clear shits


ya, he got the haircut


ya that impressive ya for a ride back ya


okay, okay, !wah! power duos, ya, ya


World Cup, sadly I supported Germany, I mean Germany itself I mean the club the players


everything that is damn small I mean of course if Singapore was in the World Cup I would support Singapore but since, we aren't that good, since we since we aren't that good and we aren't the World Cup right, so now, Germany ya I mean


they got off at the stage, the group stage sadly, and then ever since then I supported France, ya then shocking, ya ya


let me ask you this, how do you know, when to let go of someone, speaking of your relationship, with Sabrina uh with girls ya with your exes


okay, how about how about, what happen between you and S


oh sorry, ya what you saying, oh uh I think right, for relationships, when you're about to let go of someone, but you don't want to, and you extend it


it becomes very toxic, the relationship becomes very toxic


ya so, me and my ex, it wasn't really a good start, right, think you know


you know everything okay then uh so ya it didn't work out and, it's kind of, I think we held it too long, ya that's the problem so


I don't know honestly okay on my end right I thought things were going smooth sailing okay there were a lot of times that we argue and everything, but, we always like thought, your couples fight


ya so, it was very like, you know sad lah but, things happen, okay, speaking of, relationships right, describe the worst dates you have ever been on okay I have a lot to say about this but you go first


describe the worst date you've been on, ya okay what happen


okay


can call her A


okay, but she reconciled as in like you kind of like


ya you did made it up, ya


okay, okay, oh okay


uh okay, so you know how, there's like a lot you know how there's like, when after I first ex right then they go on like Tinder dates, and Tinder dates you know how they how they works they are actually very bad


so there was this one time where I took this girl out, and throughout the entire entire evening okay, she did nothing right but looked at her phone, okay so I bought her to Holland-V


so we went to go to this bar then we drank, and then so I I have been like asking her questions like oh what school are you from what kinda, activities do you like to do and everything right and everything she just she just kept saying oh, okay ya sure here and there you know that kind of like one one word reply


and I was like, why you what like why why are you using your phone, you know


I don't know I I I don't know because I honestly know I was doing okay, like I asked her questions and everything but she just didn't seem interested and it was just like two hours of just and the worst part is I had to pay for the bill, ya