when people talk you don't listen you only choose things that you want to listen to, okay the rest to you are all rubbish, okay, so that's why ah you you have a very bad habit


okay you like to talk a lot you like people to listen to you but you don't like to listen to other people, that's the true fact okay I'm just giving you a reflection you please go and think through


then you don't ask me about sports, I don't really read books


yes it's gaining knowledge but it's telling me long stories, keep the story short you must understand how many pages are there in a book, whereas instead of reading thousand and one pages I can just finish within one action


ya why don't you just show it to me how is it done, okay, what type of art do I like, how many types of art are are there


music, yes, how can you say that, who said pop song is not art


if let's say it's not art, then why is it featured in the arts festival, it's a form of art


nothing to argue about lah okay, don't don't don't care about all these people that all these people is like what I say, they are just there to oppose and argue for the sake of opposing and arguing, understand so that ah people would listen to them because they feel that they


they set the standard, which is, nobody sets standards understand or not, okay, when, err let me ask you how can you say that pop music, is not a form of art within the lyrics, okay


there are certain err level of err err poetry or whatever, or or or statements made whatever I don't know how to describe that lah ah okay, then music same thing music is not anyhow whack only, okay there are rhythms there are notes high pitched low pitched this and that okay


so how can you say that pop music is not art, then let me ask you is is a is rapper a form of a music


why the fellow is just mumbling and anyhow whack the no in another words they are just making noises


yes him is, it it might it might sound eating his words, but it's also a rhythm a tune a sound, understand


then is that if let's say that's the controversial don't invite him as a judges understand, get someone that is in line with you, understand or not why do you invite somebody that you don't agree with him and then you put him as a judge


you see you see all these people are contradicting, okay, ah they are contradicting, okay so if let's say I'm jay Chou I will tell he I will straightaway ask him or throw him that statement, if let's say you think so then why do you invite me in the very first place


why do I have so many supporters over here in the audience


good lah, okay very easy okay if let's say all these people don't agree okay, tell him straight to the point, look at my result my sales result, how many people buy my album in the whole world


as long as long as people accept and think that it's beautiful it's a form of art


right, and as long as the as long as, it pass down information, a form of information uh okay it uh some some some arts are anyhow scribble one


people people who don't catch it will think that all this are rubbish, you are not painting a a tree or what, but some people look at it oh this is very abstract, I get what you mean, the painter gives me a form of confusion


I tell you, all these are human made, okay, you can say whatever you like you can say whatever you want


okay, there are thousand and one type of views, there's no there's no perfection don't talk about art lah any other thing also got


very abstract one ah, okay, their


my view my view is ah my view is ah, certain field, certain field ah, still need, yes, err certain field no certain field still need grades and certs


no doubt about that, okay, because for example , teaching, okay, how can I get a primary a educated a primary school educated person to teach my kid


correct, so you must have, certain certs ah I mean uh some stuff ah cannot be, cannot run away from certs one, definitely


what do you mean by bye bye Sayonara, ya lah, how do I know that you are good in english


true, those those are simple maths mah


hey is it pronounce as maths or math, why not math, math math math end with a F


I don't know I don't know, okay it's already twelve one four, !wow!, okay


ya, okay, okay


okay, !wah! you very talkative leh you talk a lot leh, yes that's one thing also


where do I enjoy exercising, my favourite food, I won't say it's favorite there's a lot of food that I like


mixed pork porridge, chicken rice, mixed mixed pork porridge, chicken rice


the the the the what do you call that uh curry, fish head curry chicken head curry chicken head curry eh, correct talking about curry shall we go for fish head curry later


indian indian style type of !wah! but that one is at Bukit-Timah, I should bring you there I think you will like the curry because it's spicy


Laksa, I don't know why I always have this craving for Laksa you see ah uh the other time where I last year I went brunei right, when I come back that time ah the first thing I want to ya I don't know why leh I just don't know why I want to eat Laksa


very funny very funny really really then ah uh last time when I'm at Tekong as a trainer, during during my NSF day the first thing I come back I want to eat Laksa


I I I I don't know whether is it a comfort food or maybe it's just that craving, really, sort of, sort of


when are they going australia, when, depends see how is it


!waliao! eh by the time comes then we see how is it lah you ask me to give you an answer now how would I know, Tio Bo, then sekali I got something on how


okay, ya they feel, no the thing is you must taste and eat, okay able to describe and uh tell people what to do cook that one is one thing


uh the the the most important is the practical part whether on the spot you can do it or not, I can tell you I can tell you ah how to how to remove how to change a tyre ah but the thing is ah do does eh I mean


can I do it or not, do I know the procedure or not, so so uh based on my years of uh human life experience ah


okay to me ah there are only two type of people it's either you are good in the freaking theory or you are good at practical, no I'm a practical person, I think you are a theory type


ya because you everything also want need to score hundred point for theory, but practical wise ah but practical wise ah you cannot make it, ya that's why I say you are a theory person, theory people can talk


okay can study can write very well, practical person are ah those hands on person


that's why you always got headache you always got migraine because inside your brain the, inside your brain ah already maxed out already the the six hundred MB already finishing, understand that's why ah you always have a headaches


because too much storage already it's just like a computer okay the thing heat up ready, so actually actually actually human ah works like a machine, okay when you when you store too much thing you need to put some lubricant oil or whatever or you need to remove some stuff


so same likewise for your brain inside our brain ah the storage is too much because you are, you don't want to forego them you don't want to release them, to you everything is important I need to memorise this I need to memorise that that's why you always get migraine you don't know how to relax


okay, no, no no no no no no quick-witted is one thing the thing is about whether you know how to relax chill down, relax as a person you don't know how to take care of yourself you just want to


Chiong all the way out there to prove that you are the best yes despite proving that you are the best so what, you don't know how to you don't know how to uh uh uh appraise yourself give yourself some breaks, what's the use of being the best yes


by being the best you get glory you get praises from people but that is only for that, five ten minute thing, so, along the way that uh that is that five ten minute okay after the five ten minute, the next one hour to twelve hours during your relax time you having bad experiences why like your migraine ah pain here pain there lah


okay, ah headaches lah you need to take panadol so you never strike a balance, so is it worth it not worth it, not worth it, short break also not worth it because why during your short break there will be people pestering you


okay sending you messages then when you read the message you start to stress all over again, so it's back to zero, okay, so you must strike a balance you're you never strike a balance, that's the problem with you


it's never a balance, no capable to me is no use because it's only for that five ten minute people say !wow! candy you are damn good, capable I ask you everything you also know yes it's only for praises and all these ah go through your ear


they are the sweet in your mouth, then you Shiok for that five ten minute so what, after that you start to have headache, okay you start to have migraine you are suffering, you are suffering


yes you can be the best but you must tell yourself I I can be the best ah during that event only that event, okay you can you can never be the best for everything


yes, twelve twenty four, another six more minutes, counting down


you know why or not because ah they okay their mentality also they want to score, okay but it's not the thing is ah when they score ah it's not based on their own effort, okay the effort, it's all from the cousin


so it's not a wait so it's not it's never a proof of their own ability, okay I tell you all this people are going to be failures that is what happen no you listen to me first that is what happen to the new generation, okay they cannot accept failure


okay so during school during studies they can ask for help from their cousin or whatever no problem the cousin can help them do everything, I help you to do it I help you to solve it you score full marks for your project very good but when the moment they step into society they are on their own


okay and that's why nowadays new generation we have the strawberry generation [orh] all these people, whatever shit okay that's why all this people cannot accept, the true fact that they are no good, because why during their school days they depend on others


okay it's not by their own effort, okay but in real life how long can this last, there will be a time whereby you step into society, you work under a company you work under the boss okay and the boss is there okay to to see how you work


how you prove that how to show you how you show the result when all this people got problems showing results, yes yes my dear that is


no no you for okay wait wait wait wait wait you must, that's why you you cannot be helping them all the time okay sometimes some no, wait sometimes you got to you got to you got to talk sense to them okay


why you got to tell them, eh listen you see, I with me doing your work you score five upon five satisfaction why for me yes, but have you ever thought of it this is not your own work


this is your cousin's work, okay, is this your own effort no don't but the thing is why don't you, why don't you try doing it yourself if let's say by your own ability don't say five upon five you can got four upon five don't you feel happy that you have made an achievement


so sometimes you got to talk sense to them mah by doing comparison, then from there they will learn don't but okay that's the problem that's the problem with you, that's why you got to guide her no you, as as a senior you got to guide her you cannot be doing everything for them


you get what I mean or not, okay you got to guide them okay you must look, at this question through this point of view, show them a path, then they will learn, you don't show them the path you are not you are not showing them the path now you are walking the path for them


you get what I mean or not, okay do they don't learn to them is okay you do everything for me I no need to read already I just hand over, ah I just submit to my teacher, that's it, do they learn no, why should I bother


that's the new generation you know the new generation don't give a damn okay and to them it's !aiya! don't do double effort lah, okay she A grade one confirm can make it, you get what I mean or not, okay sometimes ah you got to think along this way okay all these are pampered child


okay, yes yes, correct correct then we are not talking about Wei-Ling we are now talking about Kai-Ting, that that lazy pig that lazy pig


I not talking about you I not bothered about you


okay you being knowledgeable that one ah nothing to say already, okay good means good lousy means lousy so don't need me to praise you one, okay, praise one hundred time also like that same thing, okay


ah you only want the kick of it only you want people to !wah! say you damn good damn good that's the problem with you, okay to me I don't fancy all these thing to me is ah okay don't tell me how good am I okay, you think that I'm good please give it to me


get what I mean or not ah so to me it's about like that you can tell me eh !waliao!, today you're damn good this one very good ah you have done perfect for this okay so what what's next


okay ah I think ah we should switch job, for you you can come to the army, okay because you like sweet things, you you no need you, you no need you no need to have promotion because you don't you to you is uh you just need to listen to good things


said about me I no need err err err promotion that's it, ya lah ya lah money and cash only lah, finally


hello, hello, okay do you want to describe first


correct, oh okay, okay, okay


taxi okay, yes, yes


no, the front door the front door right, okay, don't have, no, okay


yes, yes, yes


yes, yes


yes, yes, yes, yes


okay so there's no there is only one difference for the taxi, so talking about the smoothies mine is is peaches, peaches, yes


no I got no plum, [orh], don't have, so the picture is two peach, one is, two peaches one is peach the other one is halved and there's one blender


mine is okay for the whole for the whole kiosk right the blender is on the right, so it


ya when I look at it right it's on my right hand side it's not directly above the peaches you know it's on the right of the table, ya


so the smoothie is the smoothie the the the signboard for the smoothie is red in color, the kiosk is green but the top is grey, so correct lor then there's a there's a sign !huh!


yes of course, it's black in color, then there's this one night only love shack exclamation mark, no, the sign is one night only love shack exclamation mark


ya the sign, the the the the signboard right is one night only love shack exclamation mark


oh so then it's wrong, the one night only is one sentence one statement you know the love shack is below the statement, so there's there's a difference ah, then there's a woman, okay now your turn I don't want talk already


yes, do you call that do you call that purple or blue


okay it's the same color as the socks right, it's the same color tentage is the same color as the socks correct


okay then the the oh my sock is blue that one I call it blue colour I don't call it purple leh it's very light blue, okay no so the the sock is different


okay, no don't have


yes, no, I don't have tennis ball I don't have the three socks I only have a pair of light blue socks


yes, left, two necklace, a bag


mine is, it's a necklace, handbag how


there is a lot of shell yes but it's not a handbag because it's a necklace, okay the seashell that one right yours is a bag as in can put things inside one is it


don't compare to the proportion but you see the picture can you put things inside or not, mine is really a chain you know mine is really a chain


ya, it's a necklace lor, okay so it's different, no but on the right you only have K on on the left hand side it's two necklace but on the right hand side of tentage there's one necklace correct or not


okay so that's also a difference, one two three four five six seven okay the lady is in green and blue, K


ya, I think okay I want to go to the bikini girl the bikini girl is wearing green bikini, shoeless, and a red float


a swimming float, red, do you call do you call that red or do you call that pink, okay then there's a green there's a green symbol on the float in the on the float


no it's not on top it's on the float, yes


bottom, no yes it's on the it's on the top, as in it's it's a it's a circle right it's on the top yes but it's near to the, inner circumference, is yours nearer to the


outer circumference, oh okay and there are three ducks, ya, on the whole picture right on the right hand side below the car below the pick up there are three ducks


ya it's white colour, oh it's a seagull it's not duck, okay I'm done already


[orh] that's a jeep ah not pick pick up okay, yes secure what do you mean by secure, no don't have, there's a dog but I don't have secure it's just a dog


no don't have don't don't have, okay


yes, yes, yes, yes


no don't have only the word push, no but you didn't tell me what's the color of the cap, do you call that orange


exactly the same color you sure, okay okay ya, the shoe the shoe, okay the shoe


okay, yes okay, yes


no but there's a hey Paul, he say hey Paul, okay, on the right of the guy say hey Paul, okay, then the jeep is red in color


the the the seats is light light salmon color, light pink, it's a it's a blue seat, the dog is sitting on a blue seat


no, okay no wait the okay the jeep right, the seats are pink but the dog is seating on the blue seat as in blue seat and then pink, then the dog is sitting on the pink colour ah


then no wrong it's blue I my my dog ya you see not you not you not detailed, one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven ya ya eleven already then the sign is called north


beach pointing to the right, oh the twelve I think got more than twelve, K then there's a blue dustbin


then there's a sandcastle yellow colour, toppled down no it's standing upright


ya, okay !yay!, no my is not, right side


yes yes, no mine is standing right, no mine is standing upright, so the whole dustbin is different lor


yellow sand castle with two red flag and two blue flag


do you call that yellow, okay okay okay okay, okay okay okay, yes, yes


yes, is that black or is that dark olive, okay okay okay okay okay, okay, okay


okay and there's a shark, yes, then how about the stone the rock, we have thirteen difference you know


I got thirteen differences you know, okay


no there's one on the right, ya, don't have, a pair of racket


yellow socks, I don't have I got blue two blue socks, ya


the pendants is a row of seashells, no only one, it's just a a necklace the pendant is, seashell, it's definitely not a bag it's a necklace confirm


six row, no it's only a row no


no, no, I think it's a dog the jeep and dog, at the dog, on the blue colour, the dog is sitting on a blue colour car seat which is placed on top of the pink


seat, ya lor so it's also different eh how come you got you got thirteen differences so strange, no mine is not, I don't have


no don't have don't have, no it's only push, and the guy behind is hey Paul you don't have right


then the north beach you also don't have right, no wrong then the the bin is a blue colour standing upright yours is toppled down right, then how come we got so many difference one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen


I think the the problem comes with the necklace !aiya! okay lah we got thirteen then thirteen lor, bye bye


hello, hello I think we just we just group according to the colours first, ya correct lah I say that if it so that's why I say I group the colours first


it's easier to ask, okay I'll ask you first, thought provoking question, what labels do you think you have been given by society and how are you different from them


the blue colour card, the blue colour card, ya that err ya but I just telling you the colour and the question is


what labels no but the thing is if because you have the same card with me so you can just look at the card also as I read, [orh] the questions are different ah [orh] okay okay I thought is the same question how I know


what labels what labels do you think you have been given by society and how are you different from them


do you think you have been given by the society, ya this is one question


no this is the question okay the card says what labels do you think you have been given by society, !aiyo! so slow


what labels do you think you have been given by society and how are you different from them


I'm asking you the question so you have to answer this question, ya but the thing is my you ask me the questions you have on your card


!huh! really, [orh] okay so what labels do you think I've been given by the society and how am I different from the, !wah! this is so hard, this is a thought provoking question what labels do you think


ya lor


myself oh okay then I know already err people always see me as a very confident outgoing, and a very successful, ya society lah society always feels that society gave me this label I'm a very, ya because


ya but, ya, I'm a very I'm a very successful I'm a very successful entrepreneur I'm a very successful business career woman yes I am, ya but the society my friends my colleagues


then when you say you say you are a army then how how people also don't know you are a army person what


I think okay I think I think it's about the different (erm), it's different analyst of, the statement you might think it this way and I might think it the other way you cannot you cannot give me you cannot bend with me with your mind what


ya okay next question, tell us about the best experience you had, okay


what is my power and origin story, no


okay lor people always say I very cute and clever, cute and clever lor the two words is cute clever


my power my power is able to predict the future able to solve problems in during difficult moment, I cute because I look cute, I look cute, it doesn't mean that I am cute, I'm clever because I'm able to solve problems in a tricky situation


up to you ah


how would you design the most fun house in the world, ya


no because you are just, touching the skate let me tell you how would I design the most fun house in the world then you can understand, I would design my house like a sweet cotton candy cottage pink colour with lots of makeup and sugar cookie in within


ya at least you can now picture it but I cannot picture you say attraction what kind of attraction I cannot picture your description, so I answered my own question


how is your house like a like myself a cottage or yours is like a flat a bungalow, what kind of house there are different types of house


okay so if you could change any professional sport to make it more interesting okay


five years, okay, great work candy, ya finish ya


okay, so if you could change any professional sport to make it more interesting what would you change, oh I would definitely change the soccer the soccer one so stupid a few what ten or eleven guys chase after a stupid football why chase after a football should chase after a duck


ya chase after a duck then make the duck go inside the net the goal keeper net ha ha ha


okay, the weirdest things that I have googled recently, it's just this morning called master cleanse it's actually a cleansing diet comprising of cinnamon


of lemon and, two other objects which I think is very weird and you have to drink it, just drink that that particular solution for ten straight days


okay, what extra feature would you add to an everyday object to make it more interesting, interesting


oh that's so boring, I will actually I'll just have my SIM card, inserted into my arm so whenever the phone rings or I want to make a messages I will just hello in it, it's just a hello hello, just like you know just you put your hand in the air and just and you can then the whole screen will come up in the air


understand, this is then called interesting, and this could happen, so if you could hybridise two animals together what would they be and what would you call, you asked me the question but you ask me the question you know oh ya ya, ya


okay, okay, what is the best surprise that I have actually given and received oh when I was early very young eighteen years old I actually sent the


bouquet of black roses to army camp and that's that shocked the whole camp, and I was eighteen years though which is twenty years ago I sent a bouquet of black roses wrapped in newspaper to an army camp, armour camp


and that shocked the whole camp, when I was eighteen years old, surprise ah


okay good, so if you could hybridise two animals together what would they be and what would you call the animal


I will hybridise a bird and a dog, then the dog can fly, then can help me fetch my things, what animal what I will what I call the animal, a flight dog


copycat, you can have a dinosaur


my dog can swim already what, okay, okay


one to six, okay lor then Jiu one o-clock lor, why, because I want to know what what what I will be having for that day itself


okay so what dream of yours dies a little with each passing day, what dream of yours dies a little with each passing day


dies D I E S dies what dream of yours dies a little with each passing day


then my dream is to be a Tai-Tai and it's dying it it's dying at each passing day


in a food fight to death what is the consumable weapon to death ah I'll use a swordfish I'll use a swordfish, ya because I'm fighting what so the swordfish has a sword like beak so I'll use that sword like beak to fight my enemy till death


ya isn't swordfish consumable, okay


what embarrassing fad did you subscribe to when you were younger, what embarrassing fad did you subscribe to when F A D F A D fad F A D, did you ya did you subscribe to when you were younger


okay what embarrassing fad did I subscribe to when I'm younger, oh well I actually poo in my in my shorts when I was younger you know and I had to climb the steps because I want to go diarrhea


when, !ee! yuck, so if you could so if you could relive a moment of your life what would it be


it's a continuous lor okay lor, okay lah, what is the most useless superficial power which is still


superpower what is the most useless superpower, most useless the superpower, that is some, if it's use if it's useful how can it be useless


this is oxymoron what, okay lor going back to the future, isn't it useless I mean it's it's it's useless what going back to the future so going back to the past or going back to the future is is pretty useless because you cannot change anything


you can go you can go to the back you can go to the future but can you come back you can go back to the past but can you come back, uh ya you need to find a thousand and one ways to come back what if you cannot come back you're stuck there forever the rest of your life


it's benefit it's useful because you can change something what if you cannot come back no why should I that's why I say it's useless, histories cannot be recreated


if you are going back if you are going to the future ah


flying is not a superpower what


if you could relive a moment of your life which would it be


adulthood, true, and if I could relive my life what would it be I think it's during my uni days


and I would not choose to go into education I think I would just take up a major in business in NTU instead


oh I have there's a lot of there's a lot of scenarios whereby that I really have had that kind of thoughts whenever I have meetings with some useless people that keep shouting and screaming non, stop but they don't even know what they are talking about then oh please I have to get out of it but then no choice because they are my clients so I have to sit down and smile through


so which of your possessions holds the most sentimental value to you


, so which of your most which of your possessions holds the most sentimental value to you to me is my grandma my grandmother's my passing my passed on, maternal grandma's bracelet, and my husband lost it, even if he has the same amount of money he got back back exactly the same bracelet I don't want it because I just only want the one my grandma wears it on me during my wedding day


no but this is this is really the the one I really <EX2>fucking</EX2> regret for the rest of my life, okay, so what incident could have been avoided if you had just followed okay


no I'm not possessive I'm domineering I dominate, but I'm very fast, what I wish that's a money of course if money is free I could have buy anything in the world


I don't need to earn I don't need to work ya I don't need to work to earn money, money is free, make sense


okay so what is the most frustrated you have ever been with a person, no what is the most frustrated, you have ever been with a person


so for myself is, what is the most frustrated I have ever been with a person whereby the person does not follow the protocol the protocol of a norm of the society full stop


what is the happiest reason that I would, pettiest, that I would what, she's prettier than me


you always copying cat, what was your I'm not even mad I'm impressed moment, none


okay what was your I'm not even mad I'm impressed moment if it would have been let's say if my husband is better than me I'm not mad that he's better than me I'm actually impressed


come up with an original story for an idiom what kind of idiom is it a existing idiom or is it like I have to come out with new idiom all together, okay so an idiom would be time waits for no man time waits for no man achieve what we can good well


time time is for no man you have to you really have to do a lot things and you have to make use of the time that you have, ya this is original story that I'm telling you now, okay that time really waits for no man you really have to achieve whatever you can with the time with the time that you have


let's say you want to fly you want to eat you want to swim you want to dive you want to do this then please by all means because, time doesn't wait for man at all so if you don't if you don't grab what you have on time right now you will definitely live to regret


suggest any idioms for you suggest any idioms time waits for no man or speed and haste makes no man, more haste more haste less speed, more haste more haste less speed that means the you you want to do things very fast but the thing is the faster you do the worst it is


err incapability oh I know incapability, oh my goodness I'm talking to you or you are talking to me now I think more haste less speed has has pretty quite interesting stories you can share with us


like for example someone wants to do something really very fast like he wants to grow, he wants to he he wants to he wants to sell things you know he wants to earn money so what happened was he actually planted, his okay I planted my chili plant I wanted my chili plant to grow right so everyday water water water water then then it died


you know it died it died, ya exactly because I wanted it to grow fast so I over water and fertilised it then it died in the end so it's called more haste less speed, then what's yours, oh my goodness


reading a book, I read a lot


and people would think I very knowledgeable so reading a book, and anyway you ask me two questions consecutively for your info, ya you can you can you can I think you can continue to ask me the question because I I can answer very fast, this is like a pageant question


see I feel like going toilet and poo, okay tell a story about a time when you made someone else day


tell a story about a time when you made someone else day, ya, okay example like the other day I think it was only yesterday or the day the day before yesterday it was raining really very heavily so while I was walking home I saw this err


cleaner aunty from the coffee shop and she was walking in the rain pouring the big junk of dust of dustbins you know it's junk food, so I actually sheltered her from the walk and I sheltered her while she's pouring the rubbish and she's very happy and she wish me err good luck happiness and stuff like that and she says that she says that I'm very kind


so it makes me really happy that I made her day


okay so what's the best experience you had after trying something new


won't you elaborate more what do you mean by it very useful


that's all, so what's okay so for myself is to to pick up makeup and to learn to cook I think it's very fun and interesting I didn't know that I can be such an excellent cook and makeup artist thank you


if I could drop everything to follow my dream what would I risk, what do you mean by what would I risk as in I would risk giving up my stuff or what, if I could drop everything and follow my dream if if I could drop everything and follow my dream what would it be


what would be what then what where does the risk comes from can you repeat the whole sentence again, what would I risk


I would drop my whole family, I would drop my whole family I would risk I would risk losing my whole family as in really the whole family to follow my dream to participate in missus singapore


no that's my dream, that is my issue, I cannot join miss singapore because I already over the age


miss singapore is until twenty eight I'm already thirty eight, oh I mean, oh okay okay if I would drop everything to risk to what to what dream I have is to be an entrepreneur


I want to be an entrepreneur from a really really young age, I've really I've been there done that since really young the only thing I I did not do is to really go explore the world to be entrepreneur


so what's the funniest things that you've ever seen your parents do then, what is the funniest thing you have ever seen your parents do, exactly neither do I I don't even see my parents do something anything very very funny that I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha because I'm not even a humorous person to begin with


I don't even like to, no I don't even like to tell stories when I meet people for the first time I'm a actually a very heavily guarded person that's why I don't even share things on my facebook accounts I try


I'm very general I don't like to tell people things I actually listen I listen more than what they tell me I I listen more than what I tell people, cause it's during your first meet up you don't know you're meeting it's good to be safe and secure and risk free


so what incident could have been avoided if if you had just followed directions


you mention the word accident, but have you ever met an accident before, let me I think let me let me share with you what incident could I have been avoided if I had just follow directions, well if I have follow the protocol type of society as in you know adhering to my scholarships


err for filming I don't need to quit, I don't need to quit school and whatever then I could have been avoided paying the government a lump sum of eighty thousand plus, and I would still be a teacher still I will still be a teacher I will be quite successful as a civil servant, and I will not be struggle I will not be in the society struggling for life for food


for opportunities but also at the same time I would not have been what I have today if I did not quit school as a school teacher, so this, is the sponsored the the scholarship thingy would have been avoided if I just follow directions of being a teacher in school


makes sense, no but the thing is you didn't answer this question yourself


okay so you cannot cannot participate in those type of pageant pageant cause you cannot answer questions, edge of err the gravity, of course the gravity the force of the the force of gravity


because everything falls right everything being attracted to the magnetic force of the earth, so if I could I could oppose one day I would definitely want to oppose that, so that my skin will not sag my boobs will not sag I can fly in the sky I can no need to walk


hello that is mine, that's my answer, please come up with something new, the law of nature for me is the pulling gravity that's the law, it's not about work work is not nature but what is yours


like naturally things will be done, to eat, to sleep, like everybody needs to eat and sleep, so people maybe because (erm) wasting time to eat and sleep then let's not eat and sleep we can work we can work throughout our life


to save time, to maximise time potential


ya but this is not, what is the question can you repeat, ya single law of nature but this is not law law of nature what this is human in other countries people work from monday to thursday


no that's only in singapore


hello, hello, okay so you need to talk one for until twelve thirty ready get set go you can start now, !wah! it's so cold, no lah you can follow the


you can follow the free talk topics, art and culture fitness sports hobbies entertainment shopping car motor car food talk just talk


where I'm going oh I'm going to err USS lor the HNN thingy at four o-clock, so I don't think I want to be driven to to H USS at four I think you can drive me there about three thirty so I can reach there at four, ya I think I want buy coke there to drink


three thirty lah we'll leave the place so I can reach the place at four, going for lunch immediately go for lunch ah eh can you go and google about this err Lok-Lok or not the one upstairs I think it starts at five you know


ya oh oh it's oh it starts it it's on fifth floor starts at five it's very very delicious you know and it's super worth it, then you say then you say you need to go for lunch


that's lunch what lunch is only downstairs, I, you crazy ah how can I start how I can eat the Lok-Lok at five o-clock I'm already in USS I mean I say I think it


starts at five o-clock I didn't know I don't know, because I off my phone already, [orh] don't need lah I mean you can just go downstairs what just press the lift to the fifth floor then you can go and see whether it opens or not lah open then good lor don't have then it's too bad lor, don't need to google what it's just downstairs


okay ah so now you can do ask you can talk about your job and career what do you work as what drives you what your careers goal and aspirations and what other jobs you're looking at


oh ya okay okay okay then we talk about your food then, [orh] talk about your car and motor car the types and maintenance tips lor since you drive you love cars very much right then talk about your car lah, your honda whatever what they called what do you call that


oh is it where is it, so far, so do you want to go straight after this or what, what time what time what time are you meeting her there


then you have to stay there


car loan service, no if that's the case right very easy the plan is to go back home, after this


the thing is cause I still need to go to USS then I I don't have my full equip my my accessories and whatever you know so let's say if you, go straight there then what if they say that, oh sorry you have to put your car here and and then you are meeting her at two o-clock, but that's two o-clock you know


I need to reach USS at four, and Tampines, it's not enough time, confirm


so so you don't want to go home you just want to go straight to Tampines, actually I can go straight you know but the thing is I I can go straight because my makeup is in my bag remember, ya but the thing is cause I don't have a pants because I'm wearing shorts I cannot wear shorts to USS


cannot, ya lor so stupid right, ya, true that


but okay lah because the pants is easily grab in any shopping mall can just grab and go, or can just you know can just buy tights from cotton on which is only five bucks three to five bucks, at vivo, no lah it's not vivo I mean I can Tamp~ you going Tampines right we can grab it at Tampines Tampines is so big


there is Tampines mall century square T one, ya then because besides you said that you want to go home right because you don't want to spend too much time outside what yesterday remember you said you have a that a fish tank and may you can do it tomorrow instead what


anyway, so what do you like to do during your free time, actually in fact I don't have any free time you know , so can you describe yourself as in your cars and your motor car what is your car type how do you do to maintain it


oh really [orh] he's Kaypoh


I don't understand, meaning to, so the reason he send this to you is because


can you, I don't think you can because you are from the government, ya


I doubt so, you read carefully, who's going to apply for it, ya it just send across instead of instead of just sending the things across then why don't he take the initiative to apply for it


I see, okay then what's your what you are what you guys planning to do with this thing


so it's a it's a sports grant, for anybody, what is the criteria


besides that, what do you mean, but how do you how to prove


okay let's say I want to organise a yoga leh, do I have to pay


but do I have to pay for the booking or not, how much is the grant again


only sports ah, swimming eh, you give me the list of sports again


which is, okay, okay


running yoga and and and soccer that's all full stop, but cycling but walking and running don't need any cost what as in don't need any COP what cost of production what


you can just run in the park you can just walk in the park, it's only yoga and soccer, okay okay


thirty no yes I understand where you're coming from but the thing my question to you is jogging and walking does not need any equipment


so it's like a customised T shirts for everybody oh oh then okay


okay then I can organise one do I need to get instructor to organise, but do I need to write any proposal or whatever, ya ya ya, okay yes I'm a Singaporean and I got organise


okay, then, how do I apply for the grant is there a form to fill


oh then I can, I can I can apply for grant ah, oh quite interesting ah I can I'm very good at organising things I can go and organise a few groups


yoga, ya, but what's the commitment, thirty weekly !wah! that's a lot man thirty times


I I'm using my brain okay but you didn't say properly because you are always very vague, okay, so what's the commit KPI, what's the KPI


ya I want to the question I asking you yes the forwarded message I'm asking you is, is there any specific err KPI for yoga lessons like soccer is thirty weekly, [orh] I see


okay so when are you guys doing it, I think nobody just just it's just that nobody wants to take up the initiative to apply for the grant because it's very troublesome


serious, that bad ah is is he really that unpopular


!huh! why


okay what but military, but military is like that


then, ya why


what is TC side doing


is it she did she just send, ya she wants to go and buy the dog food


why, why, no choice what because I need to ask your questions what to talk more


ya so I ask you questions lor like what is your car type and your maintenance tips


okay lor what type of drama do you enjoy to watch the most, oh you can watch any type of drama, last night ah, I definitely sleep after your mum comes home which is about twelve thirty because I want to go pee then I wake up and saw her


but that's because I was sleeping halfway then I want to go pee very urgently so I wake up and I see your mum then I realised that oh she's back it's about twelve thirty, no I didn't, I didn't


ya I'm the one who off the TV you know, after the the after the drama finish, there the channel eight one lor, ya obviously, you are very tired of course


I wanted to go holiday in november, by december it's the peak period it's


school holiday everybody's going holiday, but it's just going JB only you know, she my mum wants to go JB to buy food for the dog


where do you plan to go, Genting has nothing what except for gambling, Genting Makan is so expensive


where else did we not go in in malaysia, Sarawak Sabah oh my goodness that's so far


no but it's malaysia what, cannot ah, no I don't know after sec two that's it bye bye Sayonara


but I thought Sarawak and Sabah is part of malaysia, okay, ya I cannot differentiate between east and west also, I don't know what's that what's east malaysia and what's west malaysia


oh so easy, ya because I'm reading because I'm reading on the paper it's so obvious so stupid, ya I mean the picture is just on the table I just need to read


because I'm a very descriptive person and I go in depth in describing, in real life situational


yes because in real life it's very hard sometimes I get very confused but it's just a piece of paper it's a dead, it's a non-living thing it's so easy because it's still it's a still picture there's no movement, understand, okay never mind it's okay


ya if I read mine the my right hand wear bracelet, and the err white striped lucky charm so that's my right, so on my left it's this lah so if I read as it is from a focal point of view so my right


my right and my left I know how to differentiate but let's say sometimes in movements when things move when there's car there's people walking you know, I need to think a bit but if this one is a still picture it doesn't move it doesn't it doesn't manoeuvre so it's it's much easier to comprehend


understand, it's okay, no it's just because I'm a very descriptive person


okay, oh there's a picture, eh ya, oh it's a different picture you know


okay let me okay oh I know this is like those oral competition those oral exam right you need to describe what you see, ya, okay now you can describe what you see to me


do you really call this a farm because there's a shop, no there's a kiosk, this is you think this is a farm, I beg to differ


is it, there's a yard, what do you mean


what do you mean a yard


then that's a carpenter that's not a farmer


but what makes you, what makes you think that he's a farmer in the farm where the picture just shows a old man doing carpentry work, can't he be the carpenter, no I wouldn't I just say that he's a carpenter based on the picture cause I won't want to deduce what goes behind the picture


just describe the picture we just say he's a carpenter he's a man doing carpentry work, I won't, that's a assumption


ya but I want to tell you, for the protocol type for education MOE if you tell me that he's a farmer I tell you you are marked zero, ya but I'm telling you description means describe what you see, so you'll be marked zero and fail


ya but the other day err Kim just told me jayden failed his oral test then I was like how can you fail then he told she told what he said then I say, oh ya ya you definitely fail because you don't describe you go and imagine too imaginative it's wrong, okay ya but I'm telling you under MOE point of view it's wrong


okay lah if that's the case if what that's how you feel but just telling you from my point of view if you cannot accept then it's okay


sorry it's not I Kena kick out, I quit and resign myself, and people wants to retain me ask me to you want to think twice think thrice think four times five times fifth times


no if I paid, no if I don't pay the eighty thousand I won't be what I am I will still be in the school teaching you know, then you won't know me you know that will be very sad that's the saddest that's the saddest period of your life


correct or not if I'm a if I'm a teacher you won't get to know me anymore, you'll be very sad, because you won't get to know me you know you'll be very very sad


and and your, so writing your, writing your life rewriting your life story will be a very sad one, what


sheep ah, there's one, one oh one adult and one child, one adult and one baby, as in one adult and one baby, one adult and one baby


oh no I only have one one, that's a father goat, no that's a, no that's a one father goat and one mother goat, oh the father one is the beard lor you don't know ah


ya this is science my friend this is science, that's a father goat, and the goat without the beard is a female, ya, a beard it's it's really called a father goat the name the proper the proper english name for it is called father goat


father goat and a goat, ya, but there's a beard, there's one goat with a, no there's a difference, doesn't


but it's science, this is science, no it's not about human but this is talking about science the nature of law like a cat is kitten


you know what does a what does a what does a male cat call, no don't have no it depends, it's due to the hormones, it's due to the hormones like for example a a male deer is called a doe a female deer is called a deer a deer and a doe so for goat is the father goat and goat


yes, yes


no, no no it has never been because for the ten thousands and millions and billions of years scientist have never proven that a female goat has beard, that's the law of nature like the gravity you cannot you cannot defy the law of gravity


so this is this is science so please got back and read or go to the library and read your encyclopedia, yes, for goat, really, that's a primary that's a primary three science I teach


you can't use the phone now, and my phone is put on the chair, cause she says I use the phone but then I didn't use the phone because my phone is in airplane mode, and it's so strange did she not ask you to put the phone on elsewhere


so did she ask you to put the phone elsewhere, ya exactly you are using the phone to read I'm a also I didn't even touch the phone cause my phone is in airplane mode so strange


so describe what you see you can describe what you see ah


no mine is under decorative hat pins for sale, what do you mean on top, no it's together on the signboard


and there's a bee on top of the ice cream, no my my my bee is on top of the ice cream


no don't have, but you didn't describe the color of the cage


okay, do you spell the word vegetables or do you spell the word veg, ya it's veg


true how many carrots how many strawberry, right what's the color of the kiosk, okay good and then what do you see


white, is there a pear


but mine looks like a pear though


there's no banana how do I compare, no I don't have I don't have a banana I only have pears


is that a boy or girl, okay, no it's filled


I don't know it's just little greens it's just little bit of greens, ya a a gunnysack of potatoes


no don't have I only got one one gunnysack, and the potatoes is written on a red sign right red board, nope, I don't have


what do you mean by two kids in front of the carpenter, no I have, I have two person I don't know whether they are kids or adults but they are all they are both in white blankets


one is in red one is in blue, no I got two, no I have two


what what what dress is she wearing, true, it is already say stripes definitely is horizontal, it's not line line is straight


when you say stripes meaning it's already horizontal, no vertical is called lines, okay lah for fashion fashion wise lah for fashion for fashion studies stripes is actually horizontal lines is actually straight, that's how we differentiate ya for fashion study


ya, because you guys are not fashion studies what, so there's a difference there is really a difference, lines and stripes, now that you know I'm very knowledgeable thank you


no you haven't finished describing the boy, alright, is she is he saying something, no there is he he he said the word shoot


okay so yours doesn't have, okay, how would you know he's asking for help he but when he just only raise


both hands can, can't he just say hi, can't he say hi, why not he's so excited waving both his hands in the air


exactly so if he wave his hand for help can't he just use one hand to uh wave for help, I won't say he's asking for help I'll just say maybe he's waving his hands in the air because if ask for help you should have leave one hand on the on the wheel on the steering wheel


or maybe he is trying to get attention that's why he wave both hands on the in the air, no but when you see your friends around you you just wave your two hands hey hi hello can you see me


yes I did, on the road in you tube in facebook there are so many, which is


is it I don't know because I'm never a driver I never study so I don't know, so what do you like to do in your free time


what what sports do you play, why, when


what's touch rugby


per person


no, so you just tap the person anywhere, then that's so easy what, just like playing catching


no so that means I don't need to I don't need to focus on the rugby ball I just focus on the person what cause even the person has no ball I can just touch and he's out, oh then uh


what do you mean by he doesn't run pass you, man mark man mark means I have to follow wherever you go what


so if you have the ball I just need to tap you lor, so why do I need to let you pass I just tap you can already what cause I always beside you what, but I'm following you what


why should I have a distance, no


oh rugby is pass backwards ah, what if I pass forward


[orh] use your hand to pass ah, oh so you throw the ball backwards underneath your knee underneath your so you need to open your leg and then go underneath


then what what's what's rugby, ya then you slowly describe lah, no because I will I will I will still question and prompt along the way


which is, per month, oh so that makes it divide by twelve is how much, twenty plus, twenty five


three hundred divide by twelve is twenty five, three hundred divide by twelve two twenty four sixty five <mandarin>对:dui</mandarin> ah twenty five, !wah! you see my mathematics is so much better than you, cause I can do mental calculations I learnt before I picked it up


actually I'm quite knowledgeable one of my friend everybody says that I'm very knowledgeable, I can speak really well if you give me a topic I can talk very long non non stop, I don't need to think and the moment the no


you're wrong be okay when I keep asking you sorry can you repeat your question again or I repeat the question you set right meaning, to say that I am actually thinking of the answers but I just don't want to have this empty space, so I say


no because I'm a salesman I cannot have I cannot have empty space in between I have empty space in between, I will feel very awkward and but then, no but then because I'm I'm an introvert person I'm shy by nature


see that means you don't know me well even kim and jane and joyce and michelle four of them knows that I'm introvert mabel say candy is very outgoing then they'll like no she's introvert, I'm an introvert you see Rena also introvert, I'm an introvert


but I just cause I want to no but if you put me in a in a room right, okay if I don't need to take the initiative I just there right then I rather be there all alone by myself, I won't go and say hi hi hi hi hi but if I need to network then I have no choice but I need to go and say hi hi hi hi hi


but by nature I tell you I'm introvert even my mum and my aunty also say I'm a very selfish introvert I'm a loner I don't like I don't like to mix around, but work, my work makes me work makes me to work makes me to, business makes me to if not otherwise I would rather just stay at home and read a book I don't like to talk I don't like to mingle around I like to be alone by myself


I'm a loner, no it's work makes me that's why I say that those who don't know me well if apparently you also don't know me well will say that I'm extrovert but I'm not, I'm an introvert I don't like to mix around I don't like I don't like strangers


it's my work, work makes me to, it's not my character, character is character and your outward personality is two different things altogether I'm an introvert by character


but outward personality I'm bubbly is because my work needs me to that's the difference, ya that's why all the people says, what is bubbly got to you know what's bubbly or not bubbly means you love to talk you love to chit chat you laugh a lot and you are the centre of attention


like the other day I go for this networking event mel brings me there, so they are supposed to sell me things, they are supposed to sell me the course, a course a networking course a facebook marketing course, then apparently the lady who claimed that


she is the top in the entire universe, she give us some diagrams okay but then the thing is whenever she show us, diagrams and and slides right I have questions when did you pluck this data from where and when, and it is it is very err selfish of her to says that


she used this word exactly you know you see this madam Halimah she's our president you know so what if she she uses our taxpayer's money but she isn't the top, oh this is a very very general statement you know I can sue you for that you know, she is very irresponsible to say that statement saying that madam Halimah even though she uses taxpayer's money she's not at the top even she spends taxpayer's money she's still not at the top


top of influential the most, top money earners or the most, searched for on facebook, yes that's what she claimed


and I, madam Suria Suria sparks, then I wanted to question know when did you pluck this figures because you can you can have figures and diagrams you know but I cannot search for the data


I cannot google for the data at all, so they are trying to sell me this networking facebook networking class, but she's not able to convince because she give a lot of testimonial, testimonial testimonial testimonial but what is this class of she didn't say at all, so when we are group into smaller groups right so there's this another more senior person trying to sell me his course


okay there are few others with us lah so in the end, no sort of I guess oh ya all all are melayu because I think the founder is Malay, so at the end of the day instead of they selling me I actually sold them my business, and the ya I become the centre of attention because my my because the thing what you are telling me is I need to pay five hundred and twenty dollars plus two hundred forty times twelve


mine is free, and mine is zero cost, and I I , yes, yes that's the one


yes, yes I'm a better marketing person than them, mel mel you saw him before


yes, he's part of that group he's the makeup artist ah the the the male makeup artist, yes, because he always write in his facebook about facebook marketing so I'm very interested I'm I'm just curious, he's not he's


yes I become the centre of attention because everybody crowds around me and ask me oh what is it that's free, because I use the word free, I can do all because they thought that I because mel always thinks very highly of himself he said that if you think my makeup is good


suzy is one one tier better than me and this marketing class is very good for you but he fail to realise that I am a marketing person myself, and I even show them my facebook page the, the free kill the free spinach right that post is because his post right garner about hundred odd views


hundred odds ah but my page ah that post alone I got twenty four thousand organic, much higher than anyone of them then they are shocked, so the rest of the girls are !wah! you never attend the course you so clever then I said ya because you need some mechanism you need to


tweak your words to attract attention, as in you need to know how to write because they are there to teach you writing ya, and they they need to pay a fee and it's very expensive you know three thousand eight hundred and eighty eight dollars, so expensive


but if you if you take up my business, as in the one I'm selling the tea tree cleansing whatever shit right I'm going to teach you how to use facebook, and carousell and online to market the product, and it's for free, F R E E then they were like do I need to pay a fee to attend your course no do I need to pay pay a fee to be your reseller or distributor and then I say no


that's why the Jakarta the very rich business women is very interested to work with me, because mine everything is free and I tell her you know I'm going to give you free products, used it oh how much it costs don't need I give it to you, I'm that confident of my product that if after using it you'll definitely come back to me


I don't sell you a single thing, take and go, and I had and I have two established points in Jakarta, and my and my business partners are all very shocked, they've been trying to establish points in Jakarta for at at least three months zero


within one week I go for networking bump bump I got two contacts, as in I can I can do this very fast because I know who to target I know how to speak I know I know how to tweak my word you give me a topic I can talk any time anywhere, and that is that's why they say that I'm very knowledgeable I can speak really very well I can hold I can hold a meeting really well


I I know lah those those people who are trying to sell me the things they are actually a bit agitated because they are supposed to sell things, sell their course for three thousand eight hundred eighty eight but there I am telling my telling the because they ask me to introduce myself, so I introduced myself, of course


within one minute part that's it case closed, yes, I tell them straight off, they are not angry they are just, amazed I mean of course ah their their their face changed ah because they are supposed to sell me things and they are supposed to be the centre of attention they are supposed to be really very good at what they are doing and


I came in parachute mine is free, and I use simple words, of course not zero, on that night is zero, and they and the and the so called people that they engaged in their marketing team


are are some people who don't walk the ground, I ask them I because there's one speaker he's not he's called sam Chew but sam Chew is pretty notorious in the industry he only speaks, but his things are all common sense


you know what Suria Suria says that a person has five thousand friends maximum it just anyhow add lah, so if ten out of the five thousand break read link and buy your idea how much would you earn and if this out of ten friends it's just like MLM, but my question to you is how are you very sure that at least ten friends out of that five thousand definitely buy your product


are you sure this four figure you know three eight eight eight you know how many can afford this, and yours is a very systematic ten out of ten out of ten out of ten in the end of the day he says that everyone can also what earn millions if this is so


yes amplifying you're amplifying the figures, but how, ~cal is this this is my question, I think of course I didn't I didn't confront cause it's very confrontational I don't do that so she can talk whatever she wants but during the small group I have questions I ask them when is the data


last note when is the date you retrieve this data they didn't answer me this question I ask them can you do a live search now on where she is, in singapore her facebook earning they cannot answer my question, so they know that I know and those people those small group because we are divided into small group right so the other members are very impressed !wah! candy you really know so much ah then I I just tell them straight off


I'm a marketing person I have masters in marketing I've been doing this for how many years I'm a blogger you know, then mel was very shocked because he always feel that he's better than me, I don't want to let people feel that they are I mean okay lah you can feel that you are better than me it's okay no problem you can climb over my head it's okay because my purpose


being there the other day is to take their notes and rewrite into my own notes, you get what I mean, and that is how I packaged my reseller so that is how I also recruited a lot of people from malaysia, and I already say if I have enough reseller so now I got five resellers in malaysia if I have about ten


I can fly to malaysia to give you guys a training I won't say I train you I rather I say I share with you a soft skill, if you have this soft skill installing you can sell anything not only selling my products you can sell other products I don't limit you to sell only my products this very selfish


correct or not because I'm teaching you a soft skill everybody needs a soft skill and this soft skills brings me everywhere, correct or not everybody needs a soft skill and I don't have a technical knowledge


I don't have I'm not I'm not because everybody is very amazed that's why I introduce myself my story that's means like so you are engineer I said no I don't know engineering, !huh! then what are you doing in China for that for you know for actually they need my soft skill they need my management skills, which I think it's very important and this this soft skill drives me everywhere


you get what I mean so I want to equip and train and train people with this soft skill I give I don't want to give you the fish, I want to teach you how to fish so you can fish for the rest of your life, I'm


I am giving you ah that's why I'm giving you the product and it's free, sorry, there is, I'm that's why I say I'm giving away free things I give you how many people are willing to give, for MLM especially MLM you know you don't need to pay a certain fee fifteen twenty or thirty dollars to be a member


correct or not, I'm not, I'm giving you free just take and go, and that is the confidence I have once you tested my products you'll come back asking me for more, that is the that's why I we got four partners in this enterprise


and I'm the only one who's able to engage people, and they give me, four partners ya I mean I did you see me invest money, no you know ya, it's another person who's investing on the that's why I'm able to give for free because he invested the money


patrick, they actually they actually get me to do this because they don't know, they wanted to they they saw potential in this business, but none of them knows anything about business


so when they approach me, I ask them what's the business model they were like !huh! what do you mean by business what is business model, so I start all over again, so when the other day after I was in I was in Paya-Lebar after doing my thing right then I ask, so they give me the foundation once I see the foundation then I was oh I know this one is then they were like


ya such a simple thing you talk until like we have to buy on the spot, then I was like and the the table next next to us, excuse me I said ya, !wah! this product quite good ah, then I was like ya of course I didn't use this product before but I said ya I have use this for the past six months look at my skin do you think it's good, ya oh you are very fair you know can I buy one bottle can nah fifty dollar


and I sold one bottle, that's why they always say I'm a very that's why they wanted me to be the spokesperson, and they need me down for the fundraising in JB, in december so that I can talk


pay us, I'm the boss you know my friend I'm there to support my own event you know, don't need parking fee one because this is a theme park


!aiyo! please oh come on these are petty cash look at the big picture


you want to be involved in my business of course, you are my spouse


so you should be supportive of my


don't need cause he's a malaysian he's already there, he's driving in himself


but you're my spouse you're supposed to support me what you want to you want to calculate such petty cash with me I can count start calculating with you one by one now, yes but the thing is I'm going in as a guest you know I'm not going in as a business founder


and this and this project dream ah is totally different from so what so SG, it's two different projects altogether I'm there because I need to create, the brand awareness and through and through CSR community service responsibility I'm creating brand awareness


no america is too far from singapore cannot be driven, then I'll take a train lor, then I'll drive myself lor


no I will differ I will first of all I will discuss your time slot and see whether you are free, why not, no


so you are trying to tell me that I should pay you to drive me in is it, no but the thing is the car I I I paid for more than half of the downpayment you know


I paid for more than half of the downpayment for the car you know I wasted my money in the car just like that, and I I cannot drive because I I don't have a license then why should I pay for half more than no it's not half it's more than half of the downpayment I pay for that for what


ya so you should drive me to JB lor, because you want to calculate you want to calculate I can start calculating one I'm very good at calculating my mathematics very good


no but it's a okay, okay I'm okay really frankly speaking they are they are doing up this proposal but they don't know how to write, and they need me into because the people in malaysia are very attracted by the word


oh a Singaporean business woman, celebrities are coming in, okay, so I really really hope that this this this project pulls through because I've been speaking to a lot of celebrities in Malaysia, so ya lor is raise fund


for the orphanage, for animal shelter I think it's for a good cause, please have a heart, the more you give, the more you receive that's why I volunteer, and that's why when


no he's being paid no, but he is not my, yes yes yes but he is not my personal assistant that's why I don't understand why everyone keep saying he's my personal assistant


ya I did tell him I say that no because they text me I didn't reply or whatever so they text him and I don't know why he keep telling them that okay okay I'll tell her, then he really will tell me then I was like oh okay lor


**, k how much calvin is paying me I'm paying him half, and he knows and he's always and he even give a tribute to me saying that I'm very good to him I'm very generous, for this particular project Sulwhasoo SG I did tell him about it but


I didn't I didn't engage him yet I didn't I didn't say that eh help me do no I didn't, but for this malaysia I want him to go take a look if he wants to go tag along, if he doesn't it's okay but high very hundred one hundred and one percent he will come along because he wants to see because he wants to learn, he doesn't have the knowledge he wants to pick up that's why after today


for the Peranakan Peranakan theatre the Bahasa indonesia lah the theatre I told you about it's so hard to get ticket sales, no he's not


he's not calvin he's not calvin doesn't know of my this this okay my this Sulwhasoo SG right nobody knows, except, Kim knows a bit, steven also don't know yet nobody know it's a secret I don't want to tell people yet cause the moment I tell people this business belongs to me


ya, ya lah but it's good lah if if you you want to buy cleansing oil wipes from me pay please by all means, Sulwhasoo


so I don't want people to cause if people knows that this business belongs to me, just like my mum she'll ask me to give her free


no I just want to share, the fundamental of a business model, no matter how good your product is, you don't have a good marketing team, you have a good salesman but you don't have a good marketing team, everything goes down to zero


correct or not, hello I'm talking, bingo


that's why people always say there's an investment (erm) involved but how come candy yours don't need then I say it's because I trust my product, I have confidence after that you'll come back to me, no my husband don't sell my husband can't sell my husband don't market cause he cannot market he cannot do sales and marketing he cannot speak


no, what what what do mean you do it for me then I get the credit credit for what, example


!huh! unless you go malaysia what do you mean, what do you help me with you you mean you by driving me into Malaysia


you take all the credit no what, I establish the contacts eh, no it's twelve zero three on my top


so what do you do during your free time besides playing soccer and touch rugby, no but then you still have half an hour, so what do you do during your free time chauffeuring eh what eh what do you do to keep fit


what kind of exercise, what kind of game, what is that, ya can you please describe


I don't know, because I don't I don't play games can you describe to me please, can you describe, why you like that


okay so what indoor activities do you do, what drive you in your career, what's your comfort food and go-to meal, no if you keep doing saying this we have to re-record again you know for half an hour


yes, yes not say listen but they need to they need to capture words but you don't have you don't have words


okay, okay, then it should be very fun right, how do you how


netball and basketball, netball, so okay so do you have a net for the captain's ball


[orh] so there's a there's a catcher no we let's say if don't have a let's say , ya you said there's a catcher standing on the chair


no I never say that it's rubbish it's just that I don't play captain's ball


no I do also I'm asking you, okay, okay okay, okay no because I'm not okay I'm not paying attention to the sports cause I'm not really very into sports, I'm I'm looking I'm looking at the free I'm looking at the topic I can ask you what type of books do you like and what type of books do you read


why, don't you know that book reading is gaining knowledge, so you don't read


which is close the book, then what type of arts do you like, okay there are a few types theatre


theoretical, there are fine arts such as paintings there are literature as in english literature, and there are music, and there's the dance, so there are five types of arts what type of arts do you like, music as in listening to music


but listening to pop song, k popular song is not art, why not, that's pop song, !wah! a lot people says that you know


it's not pop song, ah that's why a lot of, that's why a lot of people have been arguing about this topic now, what is music


that's where comes the argument of jay Chou a lot of people says jay Chou is not a musician because he mumbles his words he eats his word so that's where the diction comes from, yes it is


but, no but his diction he has diction, but he has diction his pronunciation is hard and precise but jay there's no pronunciation he eats his words


he admit he admit, that's why for the competition sing for china there's this, component of diction right there's always argument jay feels that it's okay


whilst the rest of the judges always feel that it's not okay because there's no diction, so is this is a controversial because


true, it's not only he thinks so


but, it's not only he thinks so it's a it's a written it's the written reports of the audience and some of the judges' judges saying that, in what way because when they cause it's it's it's live, so when when this err Harlem was talking about the diction, jay immediately retorted saying that I don't think so and there comes the commotion whether is diction important in


song recording


that's why I would say arts is very subjective, when you feel that's why it's always I also say makeup there's no right or wrong there's no ugly or pretty makeup to you it's makeup, to me there's other is there's there's no right or wrong arts is very very subjective don't you agree, you think it's pretty I think it's not


this is quite interesting, so long as people accept and thinks it's beautiful it's an form of art


but then the thing is it it it also depends on the general public, what do you mean by it pass down information


ya true some lines some are only lines, oh ya that's the word abstract art


actually people are very superficial sometimes


ya exactly man that's why I say arts is very abstract, there's no right or wrong, correct what k example the latest example


okay the government keep saying that certificates is not important grades are not important this not important that not important, exams not important they scrape it off, but then to apply for a job within the government services you need to have at least, a graduate cert from an established university


so aren't you slapping themselves they are slapping themselves what cause they said grades are not important but they look at grades you know let's look at the teachers and the scholars, look at the civil servants holders they are also being graded, I also have KPI you know as a as a school teacher at the end of the year


graded, such as


true true that, true, but how about the prerequisite for having a distinction for english


as a school teacher as a school teacher your english must be there if not bye bye Sayonara, do you know that a prerequisite for teachers right regardless what topic what what, what what faculty you teach in right your english ah must be ah at least an A


must be, but most of us are distinction holders lah we don't we haven't seen a a teacher or a graduates teacher with, an A for English as yet all of us are distinctions in English, but having having said that a distinction in english doesn't mean you are fit to teach maths and science you know


correct or not, my my maths is no good I tell you my maths sucks everybody knows but then I can teach I can teach ah, sec one and sec two mathematics so well ah that all my students got distinctions for their exams how do you say how do you explain


sec one sec two maths you know, maths mathematics, M A T H S mess is M E S S or M A S S oh M A S S is called mass


maths I don't know, maths mess mathematics, I don't know I don't know, but I can teach creative writing too you know, ya but you need to speak until twelve thirty


okay lah but because I have a lot of words already because initially I don't have a lot of words and you also don't have a lot of words because it's just right in front of you, so you need to to speak different types of words, ya, so I'm I'm I'm actually very thankful that I'm bilingual as in I can really speak english and mandarin well


I can write as well so thank god I can write I can write chinese without referring to the dictionary just write like that as it is, err I need to fill up the gaps if not if not we are very empty you know, so what, so what what kind what do okay where do you enjoy exercising


oh no no what's your favourite food what's your favourite food, ya


which is, really, you like porridge I always thought you don't like porridge you know, okay besides that


okay, okay


really very fast, I never tried I never had indian food err those exotic fish head curry before, okay


then what's your comfort food to go-to meal as in let's say before you die what's your last meal, ya really


yes, you want to eat Laksa


so is Laksa is your favourite food because it is your comfort food and go-to meal every time when you're away, ya so that's Laksa is your favourite food, ya because that's that is what you crave all the time when you come back right


correct or not wherever you go you come back, ya so Laksa is your favourite food, and because of Laksa the supplementary are curry, correct or not because it's along that line it's spicy it's warm it's hot and it has coconut cream


eh I was telling I was telling my cousins right that when my mum goes err australia I'm going back home right I want to cook Hokkien-Mee, really I want to cook Hokkien-Mee and the same ingredient I can use to cook prawn noodle I also want cook Laksa


where or when, I don't know I don't remember date it's it's not my business so I don't bother, but I want to cook I want to cook Hokkien-Mee I want to cook Laksa do you want to come and eat, eh why you like that


I think I I can, I can cook very well you know, okay but then a lot of people say I can cook very well you know it's not that I can cook very well you know I think they are mistaken


I read a lot and I can describe to them very because I'm very descriptive, and they feel that I can cook very well, ya that's why I say use the word feel they feel, but they they don't feel because they always say okay you can cook very well you can cook very well especially michelle


that's why I say


can you do it well, exact, ya that's why michelle very funny right she's having this hundred days for her baby in december, experience


which is, so you think you are good in theory or practical, then me, you think


I am a theory person, no but I'm a very good salesperson I'm a very good host I can speak really well


oh ya true, like I go for lessons right, you this you the you talk I listen I cannot I cannot listen I need to read something if I read I can digest myself I can I can go very fast, just like the when I took insurance exam Kay-Xiong also know I can memorise from page one to page three hundred you know


one, you come out from which page right just give me one sentence I'm able to fill in the blank for you this is how strong I am, he also very amazed you know you really can memorise page one to three hundred ah I said ya I can, I can memorise


ya that's why I say I need go for a break


ya but you have to admit right that I'm a very quick-witted person, I can think on the spot very fast


ya true that's why I said already after october november I want to go for a short break, I need to go for a short short break


eh but I'm very capable you know


no but let's say when you do, ya but when you do things you want to do it your your best what correct or not, no but when you do don't you want to be the best of the best if don't want to be the best then you do for what


ya let's say for example, true that's why you'll you'll never see me draw one I'll say draw okay full stop I will just hands off I can't draw I just tell them straight off I can't draw I won't want to volunteer myself for drawing, why do I want to embarrass myself just like yesterday #kai ting# was messaging me about question


okay then, no but then the thing is you see the Wei-Ling and Kai-Ting right they will always come to me when they need to write essay need to write, answer question for exam they will never ever ask eddie or louis don't talk about him lah eddie they always come to me cause I'm very clever


actually it's not that I'm clever it's not that I'm clever


but didn't you see Wei-Ling and, no


ya that's true, now it's durian it's not strawberry


ya, no but this is it's also a kind of, personal satisfaction know that time #kai ting's# project right she got five upon five you know, !wah! I she's happy I'm also so happy then eddie was like


but it's a personal satisfaction that I got five upon five you know


no but let's say, no but she cannot do what can she do you want her to stare at the the figures meh she keep staring at it she also don't know then forget it don't waste time don't stare just ask


no but I gave Wei-Ling Wei-Ling I gave her the skeleton then she write herself what like because some some of the questions right, it's really very common sense lah it's those shipping question it's so common sense but then but she doesn't know the direction, kai-ting ah, oh Kai-Ting the work also very hard you know but


!huh! she's I give her that's why I I help her answer do you know what she say she text me I say can Hui <mandarin>姐:jie</mandarin> I need your help then I say what then she gave me a picture, then she ask [orh] okay that's easy then I tell her then she just copy and paste so fast


their problem right , so, ya but because your work doesn't warrant such thing what but for me it's just my marketing my sales job I warrant because I have commissions I have sales figures


I've got my my my remuneration is tagged to it so there's a sense of satisfaction, no


no but I need to be in the management level I cannot, I cannot, no sorry I need money and cash I need promotion also you know


!yay! okay (ppo)


ya lor what's we supposed to do ah because we don't have two pictures to compare mah, ya ya maybe hor let's start with the shark lah


the shark is on top one right, ya correct correct then the shark is jumping out one right is the person that is fishing is uh wearing a hat


ya, brown lah, no uh uh yes yes about yellowish brown, think maybe you want to look at the girl in the tent


how many socks you have there ah, you have two socks I have three socks, that one that ah one ready lah though is circle on it lah, then got how many bag


hanging on the tent one, looks like a bag, uh right side of the girl right side of the girl, is it a girl standing there


yes yes correct then uh beside her there is two bag right yours is how many bag, hanging there one hanging on the on the tent, two hor how many racket, how many racket you have


uh then the tennis balls, oh I have, so you circle, uh on the table lah because uh beside the tennis racket I got tennis ball but you don't have so that is your difference


so we got two ready ah, okay go down to the smoothie, smoothie the then you got peaches and plum right, you got picture of peach


uh that means you got picture of peach and plum lah, I got plum I got picture of the plum and the spelling of the plum


correct you your smoothie is the correct spelling a not, correct correct then there's one blender there right


okay, your peaches got two uh one peach cut into half and then they spell peaches right, correct, then you uh go to the you know there's a what you call that


you know love shack, live tonight, green colour right, uh love shack then live tonight, oh yours is how your wording is ah


ya ya ya that's the, okay that's a number four then we go to sandcastle you sure the shark got no difference ah the shark, your shark how he look like one grey colour shark


grey shark uh, white teeth, but it's a happy shark lah, oh okay


okay then we go to the sandcastle first lah, I uh do you see red flags and blue flags, yup and uh how many, two blue and two red right


okay is yellow sandcastle, uh four corners, ya the shovel is uh always uh almost the same colour yellow


correct, okay then uh the rocks, how many big rock you have, you have a what on top


bird, what colour is the bird, I don't have bird, mine doesn't have a bird, so I guess that's the fifth, then you see


is that a dust pail that's fallen off, ya there's a open dustbin that's fallen off, blue, mine is a fallen fallen uh dustbin with the top


with the two wheels uh facing up, oh okay alright then the uh the signboard to the beach


oh okay okay seven lah, uh okay then maybe we go to the taxi lah hor, uh taxi the sign board on top is taxi


uh uh with black, the doors are black, but the, uh sign on the black door uh is north shore taxi


uh is is there is there any uh wording on your door on your black door, oh you don't have any uh


oh okay mine have, the front door because uh the front door that is uh close not the open, back one


that means yours got anythings inside, that means yours does it have north shore taxi, oh that means nothing ah on your no wording at your door lah


the signage ah in front uh is it taxi or yours is tax one, look look like tax one right, uh so my is the same uh does you does yours have a wind screen in front


then your tyre is it grey colour one, oh okay then we'll go to the girl with the live err what you call that


uh ya ya correct there's a girl right, is it a girl, looks, oh okay, oh ya the green bikini right, the life buoy is red with the green tube


uh blonde hair, oh okay then we see the birds ah the eh they look like pigeon, three pigeon, uh yours is three pigeon with two legs right


okay okay, number eight, uh correct then we go to the two men pushing


there is a dog inside ah, it's a grey it's a brown dog with a grey seatbelt, on the dog, yes


no no uh seatbelt around the dog lah just a dog lah, oh okay, okay nine, then uh how about the two guys in front uh it looks like ya two guys in front


green with black pants white with uh blue jeans, wearing cap any of them


oh white shoe, uh the one in jeans is in red shoe, uh wear the one in white ah wearing uh you know looks like a watch on his hand


oh okay yup, okay then uh the wording is one two three push, oh you don't have one two three, oh that's our number ten lah


then we look at the guy standing next to the you know, to the car at do you have a a spare tyre on your car


but do you have a spare tyre on your car oh okay, okay so uh this guy is uh you know holding up right, he's not wearing ya he's uh naked, ya he's topless


is he topless right, purple hat, and the bermuda, ya bermuda


and uh flip flop is purple, oh okay but is he holding up his hand


oh mine don't have, so we need to find one more ah, it's our eleventh right, can you spot the ya correct


so on what what where you think do you want to go back to the shark, so we are, does oh your shark don't have any okay then the lady sitting there right


holding to a rod right, wearing a brown shirt, a brown long sleeve shirt, with the


or you want to go back to the sandcastle, okay you are talking about the


the red flag lah, !ouch!, correct then next to it on the left is the red


red then opposite it's also red, ya then the next two opposite are purple


then the pail is red, then the shovel is, brown yellow lah whatever lah, okay


rackets, below, correct open, then, I got tennis ball yours don't have, oh okay, the hanging bag ah


you got two, mine don't have, is it it


okay I think ya because mine on the right there is two hanging bags ah, then yours on the left ah also have a hanging something ah, then okay lah I think guess that one is the twelve, but uh then


ya don't hang the phone up lah


hello, hello Ye-Ming


ya, I put all the colour colour one together lah, so this one is we are supposed to expand time on this, so we don't need to do it in a hurry, because if we do the random talk it's even worse they don't have some topic


alright


you going to start with your orange decks first or purple decks, okay, so yours, is uh the creative one right


you you start with the eh how come your orange deck one got this question ah that means we get different sets of questions ah


oh okay okay that means we are not asking each other the same question nah, then I I start first I think mine is easiest you know


mine, under the creative right, if you have if you had three wishes, what would you wish for


if you had three wishes lah, what would you wish for, oh okay


you sure or not you want to wish more time with your family, not wish wish you have more time with your friends ah, more time at work, (ppb) correct (ppb), okay


younger (ppb), uh okay, uh richer you know, uh for me it will be lah like wish I I go back in time go back this


this time you know, so three wishes <mandarin>讲了：jiang le</mandarin> lah, [orh] !oi! cannot speak chinese, three wishes set already ah so am I supposed to reply you the same question or what ha


so me oh that means after I this question posted to you you answer ready then I'm supposed to answer my same question also ah, oh okay oh very simple lah you know me my three wishes will be


uh I wish had oh I wish I go back in time you know a certain time whereby I can reminisce something you know, and one more wish is I wish I have more, time for myself you know it's always about time lah for my case


and second one will be uh wish I'm a, make certain decision and you know that which I already made you know whereby it's again time factor so okay lah of course, for aunty ah the three wish will be time money


and uh, youth, uh that's it, so I'm supposed to ask, correct, uh for me youth lah


so for so I'm supposed to give you another question right I finish my deck first right, okay, so I [orh] finish all the decks ah, okay so my next one will be ah take a character from fiction and change one major aspect of their personality


how would the story have change !wah! so Chim ah, fiction, fiction are okay fiction are non real non fiction is real


ya like can be a comic ya can be comic, that means unreal characters, I'm sure you got a lot right


uh like your ya lah like avengers you know I'm sure you got you know you know fiction fiction is are non real characters, avengers


uh ya lah ya lah lah correct correct, uh for yours maybe lah (ppb), maybe you got one character that you like from avengers


uh that means you take a character from a fiction, you change one major aspect of their personality and how would the story have changed


that means you take let's say for example for me ah hor I will take maybe I'll take uh wonder woman, then if I were to change one major aspect of wonder woman is, be more sociable


okay then how would the sociable part ah change her story I mean, for for wonder woman if she were to be more sociable uh because she already so babelicious looking right


so how would the story have changed eventually she will get married to the uh guy of her dream because she like the other guy but she dare not, tell him that she like him, uh something like that lah then I answer my own question ready


uh something like that lah to that aspect lah, then you go and choose one nah


but Batman is filthy rich eh, uh no no no no like uh like he like batman is always like a lot of like he is a very emo person


uh then he always thinks about things that happen, and he is always in his cave


correct, uh ya ya ya ya ya


ya iron man is a different character ya iron man is a, person that like to be in the lime light you know but iron man is also filthy rich ah both are filthy rich ah, so how would you think that Batman by changing the character would have changed the story


uh then you will be happier right


ah okay okay okay okay now I go to, !wah! a lot of things to finish you know okay my green deck one ah


is story so what is your favorite memory from childhood


!wah! that's nice, for mine, for mine is also similar to you, because uh mine will be my dad also on his bike, fetching uh the three of us ah on his bike lah


back home from school and also my mum, she will bring lunch to us on a everyday you know, uh to the school canteen so that we will not be eating food from the school uh canteen, that will be mine as well


okay so, what crazy things did you do as a child ah


that you do as a child you are already a child, uh correct maybe during like your, can be child can be topless also you know


!wah! again your grandma ah, think you got very special bonding, with your grandma hor your grandma is still around lah, [orh] okay then you treasure lah, I think you you are quite, quite special bonding with your grandma hor


maybe what what what crazy thing you do to your Ah-Ma


okay


I think it I think, I'm ya lah I mean it it it involves, uh life and death mah, for mine will be, because we used to you know walk for we we used to walk three of us ah me my two


siblings we used to be in the same primary school so we used to walk home you see, so one day we we decide to take a short cut, we walk the short cut and there's a dog that came out, and run after us ah


so that was I think the craziest thing that we did because uh lucky thing the dog didn't bit us if not would have, scar of our life ready, K I go to the next one, tell us about something your parents have done that you now realised


fairly unusual, this is unusual, the question is unusual, uh it's fairly unusual like something your parents have done that you now realize it's fairly unusual


so when you have question like that lah, is like, what do you mean by fairly unusual, means is usual, you know what I mean right, that means okay when you have question that always ask you like oh you is fairly unusual


just means ah is usual lor, not it's something like not, not unreliable, you you know got this kind of question one like not unreliable, uh yes, uh most likely


uh that kind of like trick question lah, is correct


be the best scholar uh, okay, okay for my case will be, because we also very close with our granny, so uh she's uh a peranakan that don't speak mandarin


so she decide to on her own accord lah put us everybody uh three of us ah in a malay class, as a malay as second language, so what happen to my parents which what they have done is usual, to now then I realize


uh !wow! it's actually good for me they pull us, pluck us out of the malay class and put us back into the uh chinese uh language class, so I guess that's one thing that they have done, that make me realize that is fairly, usual lah because at that time ha we were like clueless you know what are you trying to do


okay alright describe the tastiest thing you have eaten, in as much detail as possible !wow! this one is got you got one whole day to talk about it lah


the tastiest thing you have eaten, in as as much detail as possible, sweets ah oh okay


pastilles, [orh] okay [orh], [orh] okay you like sweet stuff lah basically you're a sweet tooth person lah


uh I think most I think, very difficult to guy find guys ah like they like sweet stuff leh most guys like salty stuff, [orh] maybe you like chocolates also lah


uh those caramel, uh like uh caramel soft candies ah, but do you eat a lot of sweets, [orh] actually no good leh


uh then your uh then , then you all like to go for Koi you know uh starbucks coffee bean all these right


are those Koi one nah, I see eh but now got one latest one ah the fruit tea one heard is very nice eh, you you know the latest one !aiya! I saw one in they just open one in uh


where ha Tampines, no not Koi one is they're only on, fruit teas only, fruit teas because Koi is different mah Koi you got your blended one you got a flower


you got your fruit then you got your coffee also but this one is only focusing on fruit tea blend fruit blended teas only, I guess that one is quite tasty leh you know because when you blend fruit then you blend tea and put a bit of


you know the flower inside ah then I guess is quite tasty lah, but of course for, people like me uh I think the tastiest thing that I've eaten you know is like, should be ice cream ah I still like my ice cream very much


it's like only fifteen minutes you know because I keep watching I keep looking at my watch because we are suppose to do this in one hour's time right, ya because you still got your deck leh


no no leh still got a lot leh then I better hurry up already one minute is quite uh quite fast one okay mine ah, uh okay my question will be now I'm going to the purple one ready, get a new superpower decided by the person to your left


what will you do with it, !huh! get a new superpower decided by the person, to your left, what do you do with it, uh this one is a silly question, so silly question means you anyhow sillily answer the question


what will you do with it, ya, decided by okay, this is a silly silly question so my my my answer to it is like


you know I don't know what to decide, and what I'm going to do with it lah, so, let it be, okay, (ppb) another silly question is uh you have the power to create any physical object the catch is that


it talks, and is very annoying when alone with it, what would you make, you have the power to create any physical object the catch is that it talks and it's very annoying, when you're alone with it what will you make


!wah! damn stupid man where they get, for me it's like if I have the power to create any physical object and the catch is that it talks it will be definitely a parrot


and it's very annoying when you're alone with it correct so what will you make I will kill it okay that's it alright say next, what is the worst way to meet a future significant other oh this is interesting