ya a sexy pirate will do I think I do have the, I think ya the budget what's your budget for this, twenty dollars and how about the goody bags and stuff like that


okay whatever as long as there's a cake right


ya I think invite your whole family and my whole family will do, ya they are they are your best friends right or, best friends forever okay who to ask for help ah for this we have to plan eventually like balloons and stuff like that


ya, or maybe cik Senah


ya I see I think most probably they're gonna be busy so, yeah toys toys


uh nah not pizza just just fry some hotdogs or nuggets dah that's all, I'm hungry right now


I see, okay and the cake


and epok epoks as well ah curry puff, !wah! Sedap


see you next week bye, oh my god, I shall ask you this okay


okay, imagine you are thinking of a career change and you are seeking seeking advice from your partner, so you are seeking advice from who am I


okay, hi, what brings you here


alright so, what is your current job, okay


alright


I see, so can I know what are your job roles as a makeup artist


I see so, why


okay then, what about do you have the necessary skills for your new career if you were to switch one


then what do you hope to get out from switching careers, okay so what are the companies that you wish to apply to


I see so being the senior makeup artist at, at your shop so are you willing to start at the bottom of the career ladder all over again


I see, ya I can see that


right and what type of environment and working culture do you work best in


alright, so, what are you gonna do after this, I mean, do you even have a job to do later


okay I think that's all for today so hopefully I wish you all the best in life and your careers alright


the customer service officer, okay, so I start first okay hi good afternoon my name is erza how can I help you


hi, I'm sorry sir, I'm sorry sir but I'm very busy, no sir but you can see that our company is very full


I'm sorry but you have to understand that there's a lot of people here, so K how can I help you sir


A B C D, nothing, are you here to complain or are you


erza, erza scarlet sir


can I know what is the service


sorry sir since when you become indian, I see uh can I know sorry, can I know your full name can I have your IC can I have your full name and your IC number please so I can help you check


okay, okay your IC number please, I see


okay hold on give me a moment, okay sorry to keep you waiting, okay it says here that you have an outstanding bill right


okay but


from what, excuse me sir sorry to interrupt but, as you can see, you have I think you actually make a purchase online for I I don't know


ya so it's like twenty six dollars, and eventually you have to unsubscribe it in order, or maybe maybe it's not you it's just your grandson or your son or your daughter or your granddaughter or what


ya you, cause I think over here it says that it's paying by your name your your sim card mobile, so


I can't say that, because I I think you need to take a look at it yourself


I can't, ya better check with her


okay, bye , are we done


hi, talk some more for how long


uh I don't know I just feel like, eating cause I am very hungry right now, I know my stomach's been like grumbling grr grr grr I don't even know why


ya then after that can we go check out the, westgate thing, ya, but are we are we going for ice skating or something or movies, or both


what both, oh my god this is so awesome and are we going ikea today, if there's time why not


yes, !wow! we are making plans over the phone and it's recorded !wow!


the, what, okay


I think we'll go tomorrow for the ikea thing, ya, if there's time to go poly


ya sure why not, I like but I wanna eat at the ikea, you know the hotdog bun !wow!


so what do you wanna eat later


but it's expensive, ya I wanted to eat that one but, uh if you are fine with it then I'm fine with it too


you're talking about this and my mouth is just so watery, I don't know when will this end uh ya


same, like how long are they gonna keep us here


I thought after finishing this like can, can just go ya I know right, and didn't they didn't even say there's timings


I just want a #nasi ambeng#, ya, share it with you, but don't worry if this one if never eat right then I think can finish one


like if later if we go out if we never singgah anywhere or what then I think can finish, ya, yes


the Tak habis Samyang, what


okay


actually I don't mind eh cause, it's, normal chat I will ask lah what's his name like where where is he staying


I'll be like so called stalking him, and then ya


to a girl yes, maybe let me, uh how to say to a indon girl, I don't know some people are just so so so


obsessed with indonesian girls I don't even know why, but


it's so irritating, like isn't there anymore, singaporean girls, compared to indonesian girls, who's asking nonsensical stuffs and


okay, can just delete this off can I , anger anger, but cannot show right so must, keep, keep to the heart then when when when you come out from this room the face will be so


ya ya if not I will just open your door and, bang you, okay three more minutes to like


three o'clock, ya there's four waters and I'm not looking forward to drink because I wanna go toilet


do you think they will let me go toilet, or maybe just pee here, and then let it record the, can ah


the the person is at where, where's the person, is she outside, I know I know I saw, hold on okay


hello, sorry oh it's raining eh outside, no oh it's just


drizzling, oh ya and the lady say it's gonna be very fast a few more minutes only, ya she say


no I'm eating


okay, I will


and whose fault was it, alright alright, parents are just so annoying


I will but after my my lunch dinner and, breakfast, I got no energy to think, I'm hungry and I'm hungry I I I cannot think


nine three two four


hundred I was wondering, what is these cardboards, on the walls, really


really, ya I thought it will be sponge but Sekali cardboard


but I still can hear, I !ouch! I still can hear


I see, I'm so hungry, #nasi ambeng# I already told you I want #nasi ambeng#


did you drink the water that they gave, then what do you expect, milo, you just need the serbuk powder the powder only


you ask them lah you already have the milk right you just need powder, from me


so sour, this sweet lah, and do you want this sweet


it's okay because finish already, !wah! this, what random talks my hands are all tired okay hello this is just like we on the phoning with each other


like how we used to late night talks, phone cramps blah blah except that there is no video calls for this


what


but, alright you did a good job okay, hello at least it comes from me


what did I do, and you're not even awake


fine fine fine, supposed to be cooked right


but you didn't wake me up so is it, so partly, so so, it's not my fault


somehow, oh my god, must must really wait for hundred minutes ah


mine's almost ninety nine okay ninety nine already, oh no


I mean like if there's papers and pens outside I'll be like doodling away, while waiting for you


nah I I wouldn't wanna be loud, or maybe I could just, I could just like, get lost


barbie in the nutcracker is boring, it's so boring, I know right


I wonder if they will give us like biscuits or what wouldn't that be nice


wouldn't that be nice, from your room, no


no I cannot hear, but really if there's like biscuits oh my god, at the hospital


I'm saying how would it be fun, and best if they provide us not we bring it ourself


and they will hear this, nine how do you know it's nine


why nine, annoying, or they could just, Belanja us like one, chicken rice or roasted duck rice


yes, oh marlboro menthol no need lah that one self service yourself no need no need okay


how come leh, not talking in english what, how come like that sia, sia is considered as singlish right


why so malay for what a'ah lah, !wah! now my throat is


oh my god my saliva's dropping [nia]


or maybe the #hajjah mariam# there is


why, you know my mouth is like so close to the mic Macam nak Makan so


not really close lah hello, but my mouth isn't that close to the mic hello, if it's close to the mic might as well I eat it right


hungry girl doesn't even chew on a mic , oh my god, I know right


the marker also don't know go where, ya lor, if not picture also give us food lah


ya lor, so lambat don't know, for how long also cause she say that


just a while more a while more your head, eh whose voice is that did you hear


ya lah


not supposed to sing ah hello ah, this one not some recording studio [orh], but I


falling, Sekali like this then Sekali the pintu open ah


what do you take me for !huh! a lullaby, never, I'm not even anne marie


good, not on my door, K let's just sleep, talking


at least yours, your environment sekarang there's, windows that you can see outside right, no it's just filled with cardboards


like, so heartbreaking like I have to see like four walls


I know right just now I played with your temperature


just now I was, uh decreasing the temperature to eighteen eh then super cold sampai nak go toilet then now, twenty three also very cold


cause I got nothing to do so I just play with the remote lah, you got the remote as well


are we like gonna be done soon


four and a half so the half, if will be what song


this reminds me of telemarketing job eh, ya lah but, this one until two hours making cold calls your head


what, when, why


what do you mean hungry wolves, I mean it's public what can they do they can't do anything


they can just grab a lorry and just poof, but I'm hungry


!wah! this one you think my house ah, it's okay


I mean it's it's just like as if like they gonna let like that, it's not lazy it's


I'm not a lazy bum bum, !wah! this microphone is square


cause I'm like touching it and, ya squeezing it, it's square, there's nothing else to be touched here


oh my god when are we done


back, hope you're still on the line


you know what I'm doing or not I'm just pressing on the low and high buttons on the telephone, ya


westgate


momo


what am I supposed to do now


can can faster faster or not, if the #hajjah mariam# can come all the way here I happy eh, ya lah precisely


#hajjah mariam# don't ride scooter she drives a car


talk about what, I don't know


all I can ever think, is just, food, and more food and more food


eh where's my makeup, what, tonight


okay okay okay


is this over yet, oh my god what's there to talk about now


cook what


ya ya ya you're you're talking about food and I'm already so hungry right now you're not helping, ya ya I'm gonna cook for myself, since I'm very very hungry right now then I gonna cook for myself


what


which one, don't know whose door also, what number


six ya, one five seven two eight, eh now change already eh one five seven five zero


for the first box second, second is one five eight two zero, last is zero three zero


ya lah, excuse me


the thing reach to the end it will change right, so


nothing


what, what thing, nothing, because I'm hungry of course I'm nonsense


are you yawning, so strong ah, I'm also yawning, oh it's already two hours, what phone


no no, why would be there any phones, lying around


this is like macam prison talking eh !walao! cannot see face can only hear the voice


at least you get to see the surrounding mine is only cardboards


I never force okay, you don't put, don't put words in my mouth


there's no actions on my body right now


at least you get to see your surroundings, this is not argument this is just stupid rants because I'm hungry okay


is she going your room


an eternity later, or maybe dia dengar daripada luar that oh these two are talking so rancak ah that's why nevermind lah keep them


hello, okay , on the top left hand corner what


okay on the top left hand corner do you see a farm shop, it's the farm shop is red in colour


the farm shop, is red in colour, no I no I mean the farm shop literally the farm shop it's red, the word farm shop is red, is it red


okay on the side there are uh there's a picture of three carrots, ya carrots, no on the side


is there, okay we found our first one easy peasy, ya a picture a a portrait a a painting of three carrots, on the side of the farm shop


hold on ah, missing carrot picture


your is one pear one apple, it's beside the window is it, my one is only, one pear ah so you write that down ah, missing apple picture


okay look at the door of the farm shop, is there a notice hanging, okay uh beside the door there's is there a blue handbag hanging


beside the blue handbag is there a pink poster or something, is there a floor mat, yes light brown, okay uh beside the floor mat is there a grey cat


okay in front of the farm shop uh there's a sign that, says young pea shoots available here, yes


okay so that's one difference notice board, okay, are you done, K, ya, okay moving on to in further in front of the farm shop there's a pink notice board


eh not a pink notice board I think, ya, it says charity bring and buy sale, in front of the the green notice board there's a pink notice board is there


okay so, uh pink, notice board so there's four now, okay uh moving to the top center of the picture


there's a man painting, he's wearing red and white stripe shirt with blue jeans, he's he's painting but his painting is, uh blank


and beside the painting there are two sheeps, yes, on the top of the picture there are two cloud


only two cloud there's nothing else except the mountains and the blue sky, nothing else no sun no nothing, okay top right corner there's a green and yellow tractor, yes only one


and moving on to the fence uh there's a blue posters, saying nature trail, there's a picture of a bee and a butterfly


okay uh, there's no picture of a beehive okay so that's five, okay uh bottom right hand corner


there's a boy in blue shirt red pant red shorts, shouting sue where are you, sue where are you


dialogue, dialogue, sue


okay uh beside the boy there's a girl in red and yellow stripes dress, she's saying I saw you anna


dialogue, uh what what what is your saying, okay there's seven right now [kan]


okay uh on top of the girl there are two, three ducks, one white duck two, green and brown ducks, okay on top of the ducks


uh there's a bush, big bush and there's a girl's head poking out from it, she's, there are no flowers


missing flowers okay so ya at eight right now, are you done, okay uh beside uh uh to the left of the bush there's a banner saying fun day


it's black and white, okay in front of the banner there are two children, having a race in a rice sack, uh the there's a girl with blonde hair and pink sweater and there's a long sleeve blue


boy, green trousers, my one is not wearing pants eh, okay, green trousers


okay three more, there's uh there's a lady and a man a lady in green dress, and a man wearing a


beret, beret, army army beret, the lady is shouting go go, and the man is not saying anything, ya


and uh beside to the right of the lady the lady in green dress there's a golf ball, ya, only, bowling pins


K we need to find two more, is there is there anything that I didn't describe because I describe like everything in the picture already


ya it's beside the farm shop there's a picture of three carrots and the seeds, on the left side


ya, what picture is it on your side, okay but mine is a carrot so you can are you given a marker to circle


okay so I'm circling the carrot I'm circling the apple picture, I'm circling the notice board, I'm circling the pink notice board, I'm circling the, mine says uh charity bring and buy sale


uh in front of the green notice board, then I'm circling the beehive, I'm circling the dialogue sue


circling the dialogue, uh I saw you anna, I'm circling the meeting flowers, the green pants boy, having the race, and the bowling pins, so there's there's two more


is there anything that I didn't mention that you, ya beside the man painting, the two sheeps, brown


okay they have four legs ah, or six, okay uh is the girl head, that that's coming out from the bush uh is she tie like two ponytail ah


okay and the colour is orange, K the tractor [kan], there's a, okay can you describe the tractor


is there like a comb like, thing behind the tractor, okay the clouds uh there are two one big one small, okay and then the mountains there are like three mountains uh three


there's there's nothing, surrounding the bowling pins there's there's only one golf ball here


the man is wearing uh shorts a brown short, long sleeve grey shirt yes and a green beret


green shoes, and the lady he's putting his hands up in a, triangle pattern ah


uh uh halfway jumping jack, ya, the lady is uh clapping her hands, the the girl that's having the race, is


yes, and the lady uh has like, uh brown hair, super Saiyan


uh and red flats, okay uh the the girl who's having the race , she's in a rice sack, uh there's


yes uh there's a like uh, a lightning ya, lightning staircase okay uh there's no pattern on the on the boy


a little fat, okay uh let's let's go to the ducks there are three ducks [kan] uh there are three ducks right , two of the ducks are brown they are walking and while the white duck is looking at them


two more okay uh let's go to the painting the man painting, he uh he's wearing a red, uh painter's hat


with grey hair, uh long sleeve red and white striped shirt, blue jeans grey shoes and, he's, holding a paintbrush, painting a blank piece


crazy, there's no paper, okay, is there anything that that that I didn't describe because I describe everything already


uh what about the door on of the farm shop, is there a yellow notice board hanging, diagonal eh


there is the cat is sleeping, empty, uh the roof of the farm shop is it grey and, nothing, uh the fence


uh the top right fence, there's like one two three, four five, lines, on the fence


blue, come on one more one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven there's one more, uh what about the fun day is there anything surrounding it the fun day banner


but there's nothing ah, the fun day uh okay uh they are having a race right


is there a string, the yes, uh there's two pole with a string, okay, the farm shop uh the the label the ya the label of the fun shop is on the left of the


front door, the blue handbag is hanging beside the pink poster inside


let's see the fun day everything is uh capitalised, the tractor is it moving


is it like doing work, is there a person inside the tractor, but there there is lah


okay, what else you you wanna check whether all the ducks have beaks, yellow beaks, got eyes, okay


I think I think it's the sheep, is the sheep uh looking to the left or right, okay is the ducks, two of them are looking right


what do you mean one of them is eating grass both of them are facing the farm shop eh, no, okay then that's it and we're done


okay so let's move on, K let's move on to the second part


it is the free talk topics prompts, this one one page, are you ready, ya


so uh the first topic is parents children and education, example CCA, okay what CCA were you in, last time, but but the but but the topics are for parents and children and education I don't know whether whether it does it concern us


is it is it, is it referring to us, okay let's just just let's just talk about us, okay why you laugh okay what CCA were you in


by three is that is that is that, what you mean by a lot three, okay so uh when I was in sec one I was in the military band, sec two I was in the malay dance


ya I was tricked into getting into it by my malay teacher she said she, die die say it was uh contemporary dance and then when I attend the first few, uh lessons it was, malay dance so I was tricked into it for a year so sec three I was a librarian


surprise, tuition and enrichment classes, during my six years in secondary school


I can say that I don't ya I do for the first few years I ya I have tuition after class, what about you


then primary school, you smart girl, anyway and okay so parent teacher meetings ya as I am right now uh


I follow my mum so, so every time uh we have parent teacher meetings we will always be late, so we we will be like


of course not, you have anything to say about parent teacher meetings


is your parents spoke to the teachers, well we can't blame him [kan] okay okay moving on to students and educations


exams exams again , exams, I think we we we spoke about exams already, so poly university courses what's difficult easy interesting enjoyable K I have a story I I have a sad sad story to tell you


so I took my O-levels I achieve greatness I I I have I have I, I have five credits with one distinction uh that is that's in science, so my passion is to teach young children so uh I


I I was planning to, pursue early childhood education at #ngee ann# poly, the cut off point was fourteen points and my O-level I achieve fourteen points so I, I


I mean I mean I I mean I am cut out for the course, but one of the one of the requirement was a subject in humanities which I didn't take, oh my god I I'm so regretting it right now


because it's early childhood you you you you need eh you need humans pula you need humans, uh social studies geography or history, and I took none of them eh, so just because of that


uh it doesn't matter I I I've gotten like fourteen points I still didn't make the cut I I applied every year for three or two four straight years, they give me they gave me twelve choices uh of what course I want to uh I want to take in poly I just wrote down one


and that and that is the early childhood education, I have a lot of choices, uh from business to uh films and media studies mechanical engineering uh bioengineering


but I only, was interested in one, so, so that was the reason why I didn't pursue the, ya I didn't further my studies to poly, and, ya instead of studying at #ngee ann# poly I ended up working five years at #ngee ann# poly can you believe that


okay so I'm, ya, okay now it's your turn, ma'am, stop laughing ma'am


you have any worries, back then, what are your worries, ya because you have zero attendance okay moving on to, jobs and career, okay what are


what are you working as ya I understand that you are not working what, uh in the past, what do you work as


interesting so what drives you in your career, is it is it the the passion to make people look beautiful or


so is your mother a makeup artist too, okay, okay, so so uh do you have any goals or what what do you aspire what what do you see yourself five years ten years from now in in in the said career


owning a shop


makeup artist, is there is there any other jobs you are looking at, no nothing


you wanted to be a nurse or the doctor, oh just a caretaker, receptionist okay


okay, so, uh what are you looking for in a job do you want it to be easy do you want it to be high paying do you want it, to be something you love you like or you don't care as long as it's it pays you well


okay okay let's go to food, this is your favourite topic I understand so what was what was the best uh most memorable meal you had and where did you have it


burger king at #bukit panjang# plaza yes, I don't I uh it's just a guess okay , what what what did you have


onion rings, and coke float, okay uh what new food are you planning to try next


sushi I thought, okay, so you mean a sushi buffet


do you have a favourite food, you don't, yes


okay so I understand you're staying at Pandan which is at west coast so what is west coast famous for, #ayer rajah# shopping Ayer Ayer #ayer rajah# hawker centre come on


okay , uh what's


oh ya I I I went there with my camp mates to eat Satay before, and it was so so like every other Satay shops in singapore okay what's your


hey stop stealing questions I'm the one asking, okay , my comfort food uh go to meal


I'm I'm still I'm I'm I'm still waiting for for, for this friend of mine for this lovely lovely friend of mine she she promise me she she told me that she's going to cook it for me and


last I check that was three months ago okay so, uh that is my favourite food uh but my to go food is uh maggi curry cause I I love curry and it's, maggi curry letup yes, explosive curry instant noodle


by maggi because it's nice, maggi doesn't MSG does and most of the food most of the food right now, uh I mean these days have, MSG so


be careful what you're talking girl, okay moving on to cars and motorcycle , which do you prefer do you do you prefer cars or bikes, uh if given a choice would you rather would


okay what car what what car what kind of car do you do you do you see yourself driving


ya I I I, personally like cars too, but, I I don't I don't have a specific car that which I like I I mean just give me any any any car, I would I would


I would love to drive it, no please don't tell me it's pink, why can't it be blue


, mean uh statistically red cars are more prone to to be stopped by the police, mean in terms of numbers, okay


ya, okay okay whatever okay uh for bikes I I do have one favourite it's the R one five V three, that's so I repeat there's there's a yamaha R fifteen version three that looks so nice so so nice


nowadays I'm not I'm not riding it nowadays in the future, okay let's go to shopping


okay, the makeup, okay okay talk away, oh my god, okay so so uh what what what brands do you prefer yes I do of course but I just want to


to hear it from you, okay I know that you like mac, I see you have a lot of mac products


mcdonald's and mac both same ah, I see that uh you shop at sephora often


you are using sweet V L M brush baked highlighter silver in colour, and you're using nyx, mosaic powder


so it's so uh you don't particularly like any particular, brands I see you you you mix around, K let me see what else you have


it doesn't say it doesn't say anywhere in here that I can't, okay


yes I work at #sim lim# square before so I love love assembling computers, and I am proud to say that I am one of the fastest


(hmm) there's no there's no remote here, oh do you do you want your jacket, do you want your jacket, what what room number are you at, K hold on


hello, is it better, okay do you have any makeup tips, for the ladies for of use


are you wearing sunblock


I see I see, makes sense, so is there okay shopping tips, I I think this is my topic okay so


if you're a guy and uh if your girlfriend is sad or stressed and, it's your responsibility it's your job to restrain her, okay so , if she's shopping because she's happy then then you are you are you guys are in the safe zone if she's shopping because she's stressed she's depressed she is sad


upset or angry then (ppc) so as a guy it's your job, to hold your girlfriend's purse or handbag, at all times, except when she's paying so


so don't do not if she already spends uh, spends on clothings and she decided to go to another clothing shop that's your job that's when you come in to, just grab your girlfriend by the arm gently and just sway her away


and ya if she spends on food that's okay that's totally fine but if she spends on makeup she want to buy new lingerie or anything , just you as a guy you should know how much is too much so ya


especially when she wants to go to the accessory shop and she wants to go to the accessory shop, which uh which you feel that she doesn't need she have too much she have a lot especially at her house at her granny's house or at your house, then she shouldn't she shouldn't shop she you shouldn't even let her enter


especially when she stop in front of the accessory shop that's your job to pull her away, maybe maybe maybe go down the escalator go up the escalator just just to divert her attention from the accessory shop you can just, ya, think I made my point


okay which genres of movies, okay for movies I love I love romantic comedies, for TV shows I love , comedies


for dramas no I don't like no drama, ya especially Tekan minyak I don't like that show, so ya of course ya it makes me want want to throw the remote at the TV eh


ya I I like romantic comedies, uh it's, but depends on my company if I'm with my girlfriend


she likes horror movies uh and most of the time we watch horror movies and, no it doesn't matter whether the cinema the theater is full of people or, empty, she will be the only one to scream


no one else has feelings, no one else, can hear, ya everyone else apparently is deaf so at every jump scare she she will be like then I'm like


okay so, do you what what kind of movies do you like


you, who do you usually watch them with


I like to, yes and I would I love to disturb my girlfriend's sleep


I love to play games I love to drink milo I love to lay down and just look at the ceiling, what do you do every weekend


do you have any hobby, do you uh do you play sports, what sports


do you have any recommendations for, uh family, something something to do when there's a family gathering so everyone won't be bored or looking at their phones


do you have any activities recommended to this such, ya so so what what kind of plans are we talking


okay let's move on to fitness and sport what do you do to keep fit, now now what do you do


okay that's good , where do you exercise usually, last time, in school


alone, okay


okay let's move on to last topic art and culture, so do you read, oh yeah of course you do so , what kind of music do you like


I like, metalcore ya do you do you have examples of uh bands that you like


there are thousands of them, oh I hear you scream every day, I mean I mean I mean at the cinema, ya, okay , what are your favourite genres for books oh okay I think you establish that already uh it's horror


so, which genre of arts I don't like any particular genre but I find graffiti very very interesting


but you don't see much graffiti here in singapore because you know lah, strict government, okay by the walls I write your name you write mine


okay finish, okay let's move on to the last, part uh okay I'll be the interviewer you'll be the interviewee, oh there's so there's there's four scenarios so the first is the


job info okay so first is the interview lah, scenario one is your job is, simulate, a job interview with company name A B C D company choose an industry and job position with your partner and decide who will be the interviewer who will be the interviewee, you may make up names okay you may make up your names okay uh (ppc)


okay , remember I'm the boss and you are here to work at my company my company is A B C D company, we we import and export


pork ya we import and export pork so, we have variety of products we have bacon we have ham we have sausages everything all ranges everything pork


yes so , good afternoon my name, my name is joel Fernandes so, I'm sorry , is


something funny to you, please remind, remind yourself that you are interviewing to work in my company so, have have a level of respect, okay, so, let's let's let's get started, okay I percaya you sangat okay


my name is uh joel Fernandes you can call me mister Fernandes , so first thing first uh can you introduce yourself, thirty six


okay, so uh erza erza, erza something erza what, okay so madam scarlet so uh, okay can you carry on introducing yourself


you I understand you mention your your name and your age and that's it


I mean I mean, is someone like you is someone beautiful as you married, uh I mean uh okay okay uh so uh what are the reasons for applying, for this position , we are hiring a a new HR


so what are your reasons for applying for to this position what interests you !wow! what makes you want want to work with me, I'm sorry


I am the boss, I decide what I want to import or export, you think, you think


I'm I'm sorry madam scarlet I'm not looking for people who think they can, I'm looking for people who know they can, so are you are you a think person or are you a know person


okay that's that's good so , carry uh moving on what do you know about our company


so have you heard uh rumors of the handsome CEO, uh the handsome single CEO, okay okay no so okay (ppc) what makes you a good fit in the company what do you what what can you contribute to this company


how, and how much can you contribute to this company, who is pork eater


who loves pork #bee cheng hiang#, #bak kut teh#, okay


well fair enough okay so I understand your previous job was a, uh Saman auntie at LTA so uh why are you leaving your present job is


okay, so, what are your known strength and weaknesses


ya so I understand you are malay, so , is your weakness being malate, ya we get that a lot here so


okay , do uh in your previous work, uh as a Saman auntie, do uh do have you faced any challenge at work


so did you give, okay that's good , K uh where do you see yourself in five years time, uh what do you see yourself doing, I doubt that okay but it's good to dream


what are your career goals, interview ma'am (ppc) what are your career goals


do you want, to make more money do you want to uh expand the business maybe maybe


okay uh, I can see that you mention in your resume that you you are applying for, hundred and twenty seven different jobs okay so what other jobs have you applied to I understand one of them is a zookeeper uh what


zookeeper, one is a stable handler, because, you say you take shit well okay so what other jobs have you applied to apart from this, a good boss trust me


okay I don't think we have tigers here but, okay


no I decide when we are done, uh why was there a gap in in between your employment I understand you were unemployed from nineteen eighty six to two thousand seventeen, why is that so


you were pregnant for, nineteen eighty six fourteen fourteen plus seventeen, you were pregnant for thirty one years oh okay I see so, oh yes of course baby bonus ya malay, okay what do you do outside of work


!wow! that's very concerning


okay uh madam Sakinah I think we are done for today, can I say no


oh the best you will ever have, yes, okay what are what what are your questions madam, I knew it I predicted it because that's like that's like the shortest question there there is here


okay so uh a typical day is we start work here at four AM in the morning so, ya so basically you reach work you punch in, and then you change you uh you change to your jumpsuit and then you we


you head to the factory you head to the factory where the pigs, are, so your your job is to just uh give them a shower all all two thousand of them, uh after you give them a shower you brush their teeth you make sure uh you clean their poo


ya and then you take, you take the machete and then you just slaughter them one by one, okay that's a typical day one day on an average person , uh would clean around two thousand pigs and slaughter forty pigs and and oh will go home at around two AM


okay ya, my ideal employee is uh someone who's punctual


uh always punctual uh doesn't doesn't give excuses when he or she is late, uh doesn't doesn't blame his, uh race his or her race, uh for being late because that doesn't make sense you know it all depends on the individual I I believe


what else, who always makes me coffee, no no no no always makes me milo knows what I like when I like it how I like it


okay so ya that's my that's that's that's yes yes yes please, so uh it's nice to meet you so I'll give you a call


K, I have a question for you uh eventually and like I I I am hoping that you will say yes also so okay let's move on to the surprise party scenario two


okay hello, erza, okay, eh you know you know what what day is next week or not, ya


it's, Agustino'S birthday, ah it's next wednesday


so ya, and, ya I I I I I I didn't mention anything to him so so I don't think I don't think he knows that I remember his birthday so, I'm I'm I'm calling you to uh make plans


to surprise him, okay so uh it's wednesday so uh we're planning to celebrate it at, at at, uh just casual


it's not that no something just something just casual typical uh malay birthday party okay, ya can also uh so we'll be doing it at uh Pandan reservoir


(mmhmm) no questions ah oh precisely, macritchie Bedok reservoir oh no thanks, okay so uh the theme will be pirates


yes, yes so, uh please dress up as a, pirate, I I, okay okay so then I can be the parrot


okay so the budget the budget I have, uh maybe twenty dollars, goody bags maybe we can ask, for blessings at carousell


yes , uh make sure to invite your BFF


ya, invite kiki invite lala invite lily invite lulu invite lolo, nah (ppc)


okay you can that one you can ask maybe mak Joya mak Joya have uh experience blowing, ya


ya, (mmhmm) and the and the gifts maybe I'll maybe I'll prepare some , some toys for the kids, oh ya and toys for the adults


okay food and drinks maybe I'll just order some pizza uh mcdonald's some KFC okay, okay uh for games I I watch some youtube videos I have some inspiration so


uh the whole day will be fun packed with games so don't worry leave that planning to me, so I'll prepare the games I'll prepare the food you prepare the invites and you will prepare, the subject so you will bring him to the said location at the said time


okay and make sure he doesn't suspect anything and the cake uh, I will get cik Senah to bake, #kek lapis#, ya epok epok kentang epok epok bawang okay, okay so that's all uh see you next week bye bye


okay, the second last scenario okay career advice so, so uh I'm the one seeking help seeking advice


you are a, professional career advisor, hi


I'm telling you , I'm unhappy at work, I'm a makeup artist


I work I work for this super old lady, uh but she's, she was very nice at first, uh but then she she turn into a


and the B word, so she's been treating me bad she's been scolding me she's been putting all the blame on me, and I can't do my work properly because of this, so uh when I can't do my work properly and then that gives her more reason to scold me to just patronise me at work in front of


in front of everyone in front of my clients in front of her clients, in the public so I get humiliated a lot by her so I'm very stressed and I didn't know what to do so I seek your help, uh her name is madam Sakinah so she's


she's been a really really bad , okay, uh aren't you supposed to ask me the next question


so basically I I, book and make appointments for her clients so , I'm her protege, so whatever small jobs she has


or she had she will give it to me so, I I will just , attend to weddings attend to funerals to give, to, put on makeup, for the living or for the dead ya


so I'm thinking of a career switch uh it's not that I don't enjoy uh putting on makeup for others I mean I love makeup, it's so nice but


I'm not a people's person so as much as I love makeup I love to, doll myself up and not putting it on for people so I I'm not that interactive I'm not that outgoing type so


this job requires me to talk a lot to, to to be to, appear happy always so that doesn't, suits me so I prefer something that that I can work alone, ya I can be conservative I can be myself


I believe I'm a fast learner and I'm very resourceful whatever I don't know or


oh oh mak you, I will I will look it up at youtube or google and I will try my best to learn to self teach myself, oh because all my skills are so far self taught, ya


I'm thinking of a better life uh more money better boss and finally be happy, with what I'm doing, I'm now interested in


computers so maybe , I want to work for dell or I want to work for acer or IBM, ya


it depends if if I if I even, how do I put this, if I ever decide to go to the makeup industry again maybe I don't see myself starting from the bottom of the ladder again because I'm fabulous


I make people beautiful, I can make one ugly chick turn into a prom queen, my hands are magic, so, uh if it's in another industry another field maybe I would I I would, I would humbly start again from scratch


I, I perform my hundred and ten percent when no one is looking because when someone is look at me I


when someone is looking at me when I when I when I'm doing my job I automatically become stupid


I think I'm gonna go ice skating, okay are we done, no I think I'm gonna bring my girlfriend out to ice skating watch movie and


ya, she should be tired by then, then go home and rest, okay thank you very much, okay okay now my favourite part it's the making the complain so now we'll okay (ppc) so I'll be the uh


I'll be the one complaining okay, so, you are the receptionist since you love to be a receptionist okay and then I'll be the, okay so what what is this common situations in


eh hello, I stand here five minutes, now then you want to greet me ah what kind of attitude is this


what what is this, is is is everyone is everyone working in this company like this, hello I'm old I'm old can you see I'm old can can you respect the elder, a lot of people here are you ah nevermind nevermind heart attack ah !haiya! wait wait wait !haiya!


okay so , let's see what what do I have to complain about today let me see


okay okay uh I'm sorry uh you are working for what company again, what does your company do again


what does your company do, nothing it's because of staff like you your boss is losing money you know, yes I'm I'm here to complain about about about your company but I'm here to complain about you first


what's your name, erza what, erza scarlet, okay so I'll be talking to your manager later so now , I'm talking about my bill my mobile bill so


yesterday uh okay I I'll I start from the beginning, uh in the month of, in the month of june, everything was going normal, so uh my bills was at fifty dollars


and uh it goes on normally for july and august but for the month of september, I realised, I was charged double, so it's hundred dollars just for the just for the bill alone and then there's twenty six dollars for this


service which I didn't engage, somehow appeared in my bill it's, it's twenty six dollars so now I have to pay hundred and twenty six dollars, this makes no sense I've been paying fifty dollars, every single month for thirty four years and then suddenly this happens


I thought the I thought I thought you reward loyal customers but you make, the loyal customers miserable so I have to trouble myself to go down to your office and talk to you look at you


your face, I have to complain about it because I keep on calling over the phone I keep on calling and calling and calling you hold me, uh half an hour one hour then you say no one is in


okay so (ppc) so back to my bills ya, what is this twenty six what do I have to pay for this twenty six dollars


okay my name is N~ Nagarajaratnam, Shanmugam, S one five four three seven four one C


I don't that's a lot of bullcrap, I pay my bills on time it's just that this hundred twenty six I purposely don't pay for this month because I want to see ah what you guys are up to ah


where where where does this seven six six dollars come from hello I been I been a customer of yours for thirty four years


what nonsense are you are are are you talking about I didn't make any purchase I didn't subscribe to anything


because only my girlfriend have access to my phone, can you check what service does she subscribe to


!alamak!, is don't tell me she's subscribing to pornhub, uh okay okay it's okay it's okay nevermind I I I'll I'll I'll I'll talk to her maybe later uh okay, okay K uh sorry to waste your time K bye bye


eh we are done I'm calling her right now okay hold on


hello, she said we are not done we have to talk some more, we have to talk some more, so uh just just have random conversations, so


I don't know she she said she will come in, okay so, where do you wanna go later, are you hungry ya I am very very very very hungry


ya I know right I think I think it's recording the growling of my stomach eh, okay so where where where do you plan to go, J cube


DF academy, okay, I mean do you want right, what do you mean both uh ya we are going for both, ice skating then the movie


do you want to, uh okay if you are not tired, then sure


and because , let's say if uh because the ice skating itself is two hours, it's three PM now and after this I have the individual segment


which, which is about, one hour plus I hope , and then by the time it would be like four to five then we go ice skating that's two hours and the movie is two hours so I doubt


we have time for ikea so my plan, ya so in the morning for tomorrow itinerary we will go to NUH in the morning, and then uh right after that we go to poly


what do you mean there's there's time it's just it's just a check up tomorrow, so, most probably we will reach poly before twelve I hope, uh before twelve then uh take take your meds and then we go to ikea after that


then have lunch there, at queensway, ya, K so we have today and tomorrow settled


I don't know , there's there's a lot of place to eat, at Jurong east


do you want to eat the #nasi ambeng#, I that time you told me


I know right, what uh what's the timer on your side, mine my one is one hour and twenty twenty minutes


I think maybe until three


hopefully, can Lepak at corner


anyway uh what are you craving for are you craving for anything


you want #nasi ambeng#, you can finish or not, I doubt so, ya share it with me I eat eighty five percent you eat fifteen percent


what do you mean, why you are super hungry, just now what did you eat you eat the Samyang noodle only [kan]


you know what, you know they actually offered this pair segment to individual who come alone, so they will pair pair up with strangers, imagine if


you don't know the the guy you're you're talking to right now, it's gonna be so so awkward and then when you finish all the three, all the three parts and then you are you are forced to uh have random talks random topics


what what would you like talk to him about


itchy scratchy scratchy, to a guy no, to a girl no


nonsense lah you, is it because I married one that's why that's why that's why you say I'm so obsessed


I honestly don't know how they will react or feel upon hearing this recording so, I'm looking forward to it


so I'm not looking forward to opening my door no


did they give you water, I need to have a smoke too, I wonder if Agustino and his sister is done


of course they will, you, go to the toilet lah then I talk to myself, why can't you


uh you do you know where's the toilet, it's outside you know


hello, heavily


what you mean, few more minutes, what you doing are you doing your makeup, lie


while while you're at it, can you please, can you please text your dad, cause it's the eighteen today, it's the due date


I mean like as soon as possible, and and don't tell him that that, I return your laptop, say it wasn't it wasn't, it wasn't even sold in the first place


my fault ah but, try to try to put in good words for me, his son-in-law after all


make sure you put in good words for me ah, what you mean


how many minutes does it say on your phone, do you think they are they are stopping at hundred, so been talking and talking and talking for hundred minutes


oh to for soundproofing, yup, this , cardboards are


absorbing some of the sound so, ya in jamming studio you can see what some some put cardboard some low budget one put cardboard some, uh higher ends one would put sponge black sponge because they absorb sound very well


because it's it's not, it's not totally soundproof, I mean you can you can you can feel your voice reflects off the walls, because in a totally soundproof room you you talk and then you you feel like your the sound disappear your voice disappear


somehow, like in a jamming studio


what would you like to eat, okay fine, hopefully there's no crowd today, I hope by the time we reach, #hajjah mariam# wait for me


wait for us, uh I mean (ppc) confirm slippery


it's mineral water eh, milo


what milk from where I get the milk, what, what thing sour


no it's okay later they see you go in and out going in and out


eh come on come on have have random talks


can you just take the phone then you just look at it


you didn't even compliment me ah, I sweep the floor I mop the floor I fold the clothes I wipe the furnitures, I clean the toilet I clean the fan


but not sincere


and what did you do, you crawl out of bed you make maggi you eat yourself, so


does that give you a reason does it give you, a purpose, to just go eat yourself, what I wonder what what is happening to the spaghetti right now


suppose to be cook oh so you know that, so you so it's my fault


but you were sleeping like a corpse, I didn't want to, so it's mine some


it's mine is ninety nine twenty eight now


but too bad there's only two mobile phones with you, so you can watch a movie, you on subtitle


no lah, just watch a movie watch some barbie movie the nutcracker barbie in the nutcracker


and you will know that, it's hundred minutes already


is this a social experiment, order lah order room service


can you hear my voice or not, I mean uh ya from my room, that's good because I've been shouting since just now eh, ya


because the guy, just


ya just now never bring the Quadratini, ah you regretting it now [kan]


ya lah you call ah for room service you're on the telephone just dial hashtag then nine, eh malay what


I don't know, annoying


ya one chicken rice one can of coke one hot milo one marlboro menthol, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, oh my god that's recorded eh


okay uh, okay, they want, they want us to talk in singlish lah, stop talking in english


can't you stop talking in english, singlish please lah


singlish mah, eh I will I will


from where


Jurong east got ayam masak merah meh, ya I'm still thinking I so far I never seen any #nasi padang# stall at Jurong east, but I never go to the hawker centre


uh !wah! that one they will they will ketuk you dry ah, buy from there, you know that's shared between uh like


with a lot of people eh ya a lot of salivas there, a lot of bacteria accumulating at the sponge there, hello


who knows hungry girl, a lot of mixed feelings when they when they listening when they listen to this


it's one hour forty two minutes of talking


at least give us lah another picture, can play, so we can eat in singlish


ya very bass very bassy voice [kan], take, my, hand


hello, take my hand take my whole life too, for I, can't help, falling in love


getting sleepy eh, aircon, hearing your voice, yes rockabye baby rockabye


you're better than her, good


I'm closing my eyes already


there's no window on your side, pity pity there there


so cold, I see the the the, that one is ta~ no that


why you why you put it to eighteen, K I'm gonna put it to eighteen now, ya, it was in front of me all the way ah I didn't notice eh


I hope so it's one hour forty seven minutes now, please don't tell me it's two hours eh


that means we have thirteen minutes eh, thirteen minutes can sing, four and a half song, I don't know something short something one minute you can take the pledge


anyway, making cold calls ah


and that person is not even buying your product eh


later can you just watch a movie, can, can you just watch a movie, it is dangerous last, nevermind, I mean, look at the environment on the first floor, I don't want you to go there alone


cannot lah, just now look at the security, security booth the security house there, so many hungry wolves


hungry lah they're wolves and they're hungry, angry crocodiles, though it's not public it's like in an industrial area eh very Ulu eh


ya and precisely when you are you are not even allowed to, use the lift, so just just, and, order lah


just order lah just give the address and then say pick up uh just give the unit number and you just say pick up at the front door, call before reaching


every time you ask question I give you solution ah it's okay, what who won't let, nonsense ah you lazy only [kan]


lazy bum, you lazy bum, it took you one hour and fifty minutes to notice that


welcome back, ya for the past two hours I have been


can you hear my voice


so our first destination will be, J cube, eh where's the #hajjah mariam# ah westgate or jem ah, so our first destination will be uh westgate then


go #hajjah mariam# and then we'll go enquire at DF, and then we go J cube, cannot lah, because the momo only


showing at cathay at jem, then from westgate then go J cube then go jem, !wah! can lah, ya


you mean eating, your ten percent now, eating your five bites now


with the dulang you know, and #hajjah mariam# naik scooter you know


nevermind lah it's up to them lah how how they want to spend their money, ya, and put two dulangs put your head in between then


it's one minute fifty four, eh one hour fifty four minutes


come on talk talk, I don't know


what do you wanna talk about


anyway, must bathe tonight, I don't care


it's one minute fifty, seven


are you , are you gonna cook tonight, fried rice, can


but can you cook tonight


look at your laptop screen ah, there's three numbers three figures three timings, there on the bottom, what does it say


is it one hour fifty six, is she knocking on your door no ah


there are three there are six boxes can you see, then the bottom bottom timings are what


zero six eight, uh ya, ya my one also change eh


so do you think that is roughly when we will be done, eh it change again, I can hear you sneeze eh


change again each time the


ya, I see it's interval of thirty seconds


earpiece or something headphone, she's there, what thing


he's there, eh you full of nonsense you know


it's so cold


ya I am, is there is there a phone there, an iphone ah, is there a phone on the table with you


cause there's a phone here


eh they are done ah, but they start first bukan [kan]


you force me to go in, ya you were not moving so I'm I'm I'm forced to, I'm not I'm putting action on your body, there would be


she's she's checking she she went into Agust sister's room, just sitting down, looking at the laptop pressing buttons


eh you get to see your surrounding eh you need that is invalid that argument is invalid think of something new


no, eh uh but she's walking out, she's walking behind me I hope she enters my room please, oh no she didn't


two hours later, K lah then we pantun lah


eh she knock on my door


jacelyn, jacelyn, jacelyn


jacelyn, oh ya so right ya I can hear you, can you speak a little bit louder


yes, okay lah so basically right uh we don't talk like about about we don't mention our schools and our real classmates names okay, ya you just call me J I call you jace okay


ya jace uh okay ah first question which of your possessions holds the most sentimental value to you


oh what kind of soft toys


oh do you get any like soft toys from like daiso miniso


yes, oh so you like touching very smooth soft toys right


can you, can you ask me a question, okay


uh what, okay uh I don't know if photography counts


is photography weird, okay is doing magic tricks weird


when I was nine years old, I do, like you know in primary school we only always like have the


breaking the break the finger right like the thumb thing, I separate our thumb, that I can show you later it's a very lame magic trick, and I also


thank you but it's actually pretty childish, ya, uh no as in like like you know like it's just for fun like everyone knows this lame trick


and I like to play some magic tricks with some rubber bands, like the rubber band jump from my index the index finger to my middle finger


I can teach you it's very easy, ya and I like to play with some, coin you know use coins to play magic tricks


ya as well as poker cards, uh yes that's, yes it's actually pretty easy


yes, you can you can ask eric to teach you he is in the magic tricks club, uh ya like in that club you can play magic tricks and do some balloon sculpting


yes ya but , ya so basically like I like to do some magic trick with props like I used to buy the magic magic props from daiso for two dollars each


but it's you know like, it's pretty like childish because like, after all the prop is only two dollars, ya but the prop is like


ya I mean it's kind of lame and it spoils easily, yes uh so what, okay, oh just on the side note I'm speaking very softly now


thank you I sound very weird when I speak softly but they tell me to speak softly so I have to do it, but can you hear me, that is awesome


okay what is something that you do differently from most people, yes


yes I know


oh my god jace, okay that is really different and unique, ya but compared to you like I sound like a very lazy person and untidy and you're like so you know perfect you know


thank you for your compliments my dear jace, oh ya it's like


oh so it's like, but how do but you say you do your work slowly then what happen during exam


oh for me I'm the same like for my work and for exams right like, it's equally ugly and my handwriting is sort of illegible


oh that's good to hear I think like, I don't know maybe my handwriting improved in polytechnic, just kidding now you haven't seen my true handwriting especially during


exams like you you know like essays exams, like you know during like compositions like the more you write you're rushing for time the uglier the words get


and, and also like so I'm a person who's too lazy to bring my correction tape to cancel out my words, so I just like use a pen and just cancel the words that I wrote wrongly


ya and because like, ya because you can't use correction tape in exams, oh so what happen what happen to you during O-levels like you don't have correction tape


oh I mean like because if I don't use correction tape I can save money because correction tape is very expensive, and like like you know like I feel like it will destroy


like it will destroy the because the more correction tape you put onto the paper right it's like, it will like make the paper like very like crumpled up you like it's because like, most paper right like the like you know


the correction tape colour doesn't match the paper colour so like I find that putting correction tape is more distracting than cancelling the words, because like the correction tape is like very very white white but the paper is like kind of yellowish white


yes this is why I stop using correction tape since like sec three, ya but


oh ya also uh so, oh ya it's it's your turn now right


that is a very savage and cringey question, okay then, ya basically they should include the fact that


that, that , that I actually like when I was six years old you know like the like K two they have some like, like graduation ceremony you know


uh do you know, like when you're in when you are in K two, ya, yes


ya so like at that time like, like uh my class was doing indian dance, ya and like, uh who


oh but but why I thought she's I thought she's like some ambassador or something, so what makes you think that she can do indian dance


oh so she was in indian dance in primary school


oh ya she's like kind of sporty I guess, okay so basically like I was like doing indian dance and, I was also like like told


by my like my teacher chose me to like represent like the whole cohort, you know to make a speech in chinese to like, thank you thank you but it's it's like ten years ago


ya so like, ya so basically like I have to like make, I used a microphone and stand in front of everyone like and like the MP you know who is you know what is MP right


ya like he was like the one of the audience also, like the guest of speaker ah, ya so at the time like it was very quiet like like like the MP and the parents and everyone were like


staring at me while I was trying to make a speech in chinese oh ya without a script because I have to memorise, but I I did it quite well I if I'm not wrong


ya it's like, like I don't think anyone will believe like if I tell them like now right if I I don't think they will believe that, I used to be I used to make a speech in chinese


to like important people when I was six years old, because thank you I mean if there's one chance, if got chance I can even show the CD of me like making the speech


I don't know if I should show you it is embarrassing, let's wait till after I finish this chinese this project first because I'm going to die


(ppb) okay let's talk about happier like, ya uh you continue ya


what, yes we did but, !aiya! but you okay let's talk about this outside of this context it's it's it's quite negative you know


ya okay so, ya the first event that should be made into movie is me, dancing indian dance and making a speech in chinese and the second event should be , maybe like me learning violin when I was in primary two to primary three


yes yes, yes


like I the school arranged me to take a graded violin exam, ah at like the yamaha like at plaza sing or is it united square I forgot already


no it's only grade two violin, it's very low rank, it's okay you can hold my hand


ya and basically like ya I but I oh I barely passed my exam like, the passing mark was hundred the full marks is hundred and fifty I only got like one zero six only, ya but I passed lah but I like like <mandarin>我勉强:wo mian qiang</mandarin> pass like that


because, I didn't, Nah like , like I quit violin at the end because I realised that I'm not musically talented


but I changed to photography, and I think it's more suitable than violin


I don't know is that an insult or a compliment, oh oh really thank you so much jace, yup and, okay this conversation it's it should be quite positive right


we need to feel more positivity in our lives, and so, and I think , ya now it's my turn now


because I don't have exciting moments in my life, I have been living a boring lifestyle for the past years


it's okay being boring is good you don't want to have too many ups and downs like a roller coaster in your life too, yes my next question to you is if you found a time capsule from yourself of ten years ago what would be inside


if you found a time capsule from yourself of ten years ago what would be inside, yes


yes I think so


oh my god, oh no, oh my god


oh my goodness


oh my god, uh punish you by making you stand up in class


that is really sad and I feel sorry for you and, your teacher doesn't deserve to be a teacher okay, of course


like she's a and and what


oh my god, no I understand it's like you are just like


you're such a young innocent girl you know you're so small and teachers shouldn't be abusive okay


I mean like you're just you're just like listening to instructions you're just like trying to colour your paper so I don't think you're in the wrong, like hello if you didn't like colour the paper when she see she's still gonna scold you right


so like no matter what you do she's gonna scold you, and I think ya is she she still a teacher now


I mean she better retire because she she doesn't she doesn't fit to be a teacher, like I I feel that teachers can be strict but they should not be abusive, and they should not be unreasonable


oh my god ya like uh which teacher you like strangle like like like touch you physically right


it's like I remembered I had, I I also hated my primary like two like you know, so I think like


that's fortunate lor at least like I don't have like the <mandarin>童年阴影:tong nian yin ying</mandarin> like like like you did right, like, you see like I feel that teachers have like a very big impact on students okay like if you're good the student is gonna you know be


do so well but if teacher is bad right the student is gonna be like traumatised you know, that's why it's like so hard to be a teacher that's why like I didn't wanna be a teacher, is because it's so stressful it's very hard to be a good teacher


it's like I'd rather not be a teacher than be a bad teacher you see, so I mean like okay that's over but I know you can never forget your incident, you can never forget that incident right


it's quite, ya like it's quite horrible but did you tell your parents about that incident, what did they say


oh I mean like, I mean, okay I mean like okay lah I also understand that you maybe too too scared to even say out because like let's say like your father complain, to principal about that teacher you maybe like you maybe targeted by that teacher even more


yes so like maybe it's good that you did not blow the matters up lah, ya and like, ya I know it's a very bad childhood memory for you


I like, ya so about positive positive things now okay, wait now it's your turn right, okay you you you ask me


oh I mean at least you have more like good things than bad things in your primary school right, ya I think like, I think I don't know if my primary school journey was considered good or bad but I had this thought but I had


some good teachers in primary school and secondary school, do you want to know more know more about our my teachers, okay basically cause , okay


basically right I , I I don't think whether I told you this before but my primary one chinese teacher right, like she, like she still remember remembers me and I still remember her until now


it has it has been ten years, ya but I want ask you like do you remember your P one teachers


but do they remember you, oh no


oh my god that's I don't know whether is it sad or what I mean it's true the people have move forward but I still miss the good old times


ya it's like like my chinese teacher like, I think, ten years ago she's twenty six, and this and now she's thirty six okay like , like I get when ten years ago like she was single okay and she looks very aesthetic


ya it's like she's like my favourite teacher like in primary one, ya actually uh actually until until now she's still one of my favourite teachers, ya like she's not strict and she doesn't yell at us she doesn't get abusive you know like she's like the very patient type


ya and like it's like from like and like so the ten years have passed and now she's, married and she has two children, but she still looks equally good


ya she only aged like a bit only


oh come on jace you're you're only like you're not even twenty years old and you are like complain that you are old, oh my god why


no I thought most people will say like you look like twelve years old, ya if the majority thinks you looks like looks like twelve why do you want to look so young


it's okay jace this is part and parcel of puberty, ya so let's, okay but if I didn't know you I will think that you are I think that you are maybe like like P six or sec one that age ah


ya because okay I must admit that it's because of your height and your size, ya, but your face also like you you don't look as you don't look like so mature like the thailand girl in our class


ya thailand girl you know who right like uh although she's like, ya although she's in my clique but, although she's eighteen this year but I have to admit that she looks older than eighteen


no I'm not trying to be mean but I feel that her looks right she looks very mature lah, okay thanks for agreeing me


cause like I also, but why, but that's the truth, I mean like like I also told her before in real life that I thought that I find that she looks mature you know


and she also agree ah so, oh so nothing bad happen no, ya, so let's continue to my teachers okay, ya so basically like, ya like like


uh ya I I that's my my P one chinese teacher was my one of my was my first favourite teacher and she's still my favourite teacher as of now and, my second favourite teacher was in P five and P six


ya like I that teacher she teach maths and art, ya I know it's very weird but ya she's that talented ya, ya like she's


ya she I think she's quite smart lah like because like she used to work in a bank right, and like she and she's she decided to be a teacher, ya like, ya it's like her math very good and she can draw very well also


ya I know right I know right yup although she's like she's if I'm not wrong she's, forty eight years old this year


but she looks like like maybe like thirty something only, ya ya ya ya ya she has two kids okay and and like and you know she always wear those like, uh she's like she doesn't appear as very like Lupsup lah like she she always very like


like kind of Atas to school but looks very good lah very fashionable, ya I think she's considered tall lah like ya and like she always wear like levi levi's jeans to school


don't scare me, what you what you mean, who


no as as in as in like, no but, but you mean you mean right now


are you serious, no as as in like, eh don't don't scare me eh like it's kind of scary


wait do I know her


ya, wait do I know her, in our class, as in like was she from T O one or T O two


start with a J, in my class now, oh oh my are you are you serious oh my god no but


start with J, oh my god oh my god , oh she has a very big butt big butt right, she has a very big butt right


wait is but it I mean that's the truth right don't you think also, wait does it mean that like the person who went to Bandung also is also with her right


because the, ya because they came here together like, last time also, okay so let's continue about our teachers okay, ya so my second favourite teacher was like the teacher who can do maths and arts very well and


like I like her because although she was strict but she was very patient and you know like, she's a good and strict teacher she doesn't like abuse people like she doesn't look down on people like


ya and, although she's old but she I don't know I just feel very comfortable with her leh like she doesn't look that old also, ya and like until now I mean she still remembers me so that's a good thing


yes and my third favourite teacher is the most complicated one, yes, okay let me tell you why I think I think you're you gonna be like


like, I think you'll like <mandarin>损我:sun wo</mandarin> once you hear, my explanation, are you gonna judge me low key, okay so basically like my third favourite teacher was my P six chinese no high P six higher chinese teacher


ya like she is she is thirty thirty seven this year, ya uh and like ya she's she's married and she has a, daughter okay and


ya but but when at when P six she taught me right like, I thought she's just a very normal chinese teacher like I never feel like so like attached to her something but towards like towards


but the more lessons we had together I feel that I feel very connected with her you know, I feel that like she's my like my my goddess eh, I know it sound very creepy and sound like very pedophile but that's what I really felt back then


ya lah she was my goddess at that time, I I know that she's married she has a daughter but I don't know maybe one day you know we can be together or something I know I sound really really creepy but that's what I thought


like if I'm like, if I'm as old as her and maybe if I'm a guy like I would want to like, to be with her you know, like you know ya I'm if I'm a guy and if I'm like as old as her like I would consider her


as my potential, ya and like and you know she looks like Pan-Ling-Ling, she looks like Pan-Ling-Ling


a bit lah ya, no no no no no lah no no no (ppb) they're not related lah but she just looks like Pan-Ling-Ling ah ya, ya and like, you know what's the most


awkward you know what's the most you know like, as I said it's a very coincidence because right like that, that P six chinese teacher right she was from the same, like malaysia high school as our


our teacher, because right like I stalked their facebook, and like and they are the same age (ppb)


that one I really not sure eh I don't know whether I should ask our teacher or not, but it's very awkward leh, like, I want someone to go with me you will you go with me and ask


like I just want to know lor what if they really related what if they know each other you know that's like so so cool, what


why, oh my god okay but


ya so it's like ya so that P six chinese teacher right like I don't know why but, I just like started to like like her a lot a lot I was like obsessed with her and then like, I was like so sad like when we have our P six graduation you know because I will never see her again


like, like but I can I can only see her every year teachers' day when I go back to primary school, ya like teachers' day ah, ya because like my primary school only allows alumni to go back during chinese new year and teachers' day


ya so it's something like, like the <mandarin>牛郎织女:niu lang zhi nv</mandarin> right , like like every year can only see each other one time only, ya so what, ya she still remember me I still remember her because


like after all she's my, like you know my goddess, yup, yup and and you know like two years ago right, I didn't went back went back to my primary school for like the teachers' day right


ya uh, ya so like like because like at that time , I I like I I saw my P six chinese teacher right and like, and then she was like


trying to like like she was like some she was she was in some like committees, committee in school right and then like, and then like she wanted to like and she was tasked she was tasked to like, clear the rubbish mess


ya and then like, she saw me cause I was I think at that time it was quite late already like every, one has gone home except for me okay like that shows how devoted I am, ya then she was like J can help me clear the rubbish or not


then I'm like, how can I say no right, like I was the only one left and like like I don't mind helping her lah because she's my goddess right


(ppb) no she actually, no she actually calls me by my chinese name, ya but ya, cause I don't know whether she knows that my english name is J


ya so it's like, so it will so after we clear the rubbish like, like <mandarin>她看到:ta kan dao</mandarin> like she saw me like like had to like take a bus home she thinks that, it's too <mandarin>可:ke</mandarin> like <mandarin>可怜:ke lian</mandarin> so she decided to drive me home


ya it's like, like basically like like like I never imagined that I could actually sit in her car you know


I don't know because her car got many like, like toy like toys and a child seat because her daughter is like uh five years old at that time


so her car was a bit messy but it's okay, like I, I just I I I just like it lah like as long as uh as long as it's related to her I'll like it lah


ya so I sat in the front seat like like beside her while she's driving okay, like it feels so <mandarin>罗曼蒂克:luo man di ke</mandarin> leh, it feels so romantic, romantic


ya so it's like, ya so it was , ya so it was !hais! how to continue ya so basically these are my three favourite teachers in primary school


oh ya I think I think you should talk now right I think I talk for very long already right, ya but I should ask you now right cause I've been talking for like the past I think fifteen minutes right


ya now you talk okay you talk until the end, ya okay, tell me a story, that you were caught doing something embarrassing


[orh] can just don't mention her name lah


oh okay


so I ask you a love story you want, ah question ah question, ya, if you have three wishes what would you wish for do not say you want to wish for another wish


you know you sound like a very like, good person you know, like the heroine, no it's like


like normally people will wish for you know those, money or what but like you wish for this kind of very, you know very, hearten like very like, like very oh my god how do I say


okay very good things lah ya, ya jace you're like I didn't know you're so like compassionate you know like


no I mean like you're like so sincere you know like, ya you're very helpful also you know like , ya it's like, you're the goddess that everyone wants to be


ya so, I mean like you're easy to talk to you know like, and like you don't get angry so easily and, you make funny you make puns you know like you're kind of humurous at times


and you're like like you can give me like very good advice and you're also good listening ear it's like you're like good at everything you know, eh don't cry don't cry this is a, like recording we don't cry in front of strangers


I still I still said it Paiseh but, ya all the best with Tong-Tong


I thought Tong-Tong is your, are you best friends


ya you should, I understand but I I still trust you even like I don't have any best friends but I trust you, yup, ya should we end this now


because I'm in a rush right now because like, because apparently my uncle booked like a place at some #zi char# stuff, and if I don't turn up like everyone is gonna scold me for being late


hello, hi J can you hear me, yes okay that's good, oh a little bit louder !oops! okay can you hear me


okay that's great great, okay


okay okay hi J, okay actually I have a lot of possessions that hold uh very dearly to me


but I think if I had to choose one that is really something that is super important to me I think, it will probably be my toys, because my toys have been with me since I was very young when I was like a a child


and then uh since since young I like to like you know cuddle with my toys and sleep with my toys, and play with them as if they are like real human, so I think like my toys really are really important to me ya so if


anybody else were to like touch them or like abuse them then I'll be very angry, there's like okay there's like this crab that's bought from ikea


like this yellow crab ya it's super cute and it's been with me since I was, I think primary two ya it's still with me now


uh I think, miniso I have one uh you know the we bare bears polar bear like the the ice bear, ya it's super cute oh my gosh and I really love touching it it's like damn smooth you know the fur


ya, ya yeah, okay I will choose a personal question okay


uh , what is your I know it sounds weird but just try it thing, it sounds very weird right okay okay do you have like any any hobbies that are that are kinda weird


I don't think it's weird I think it's pretty pretty normal (ppb) it's like a normal thing it's not a weird thing


oh you know how to do magic tricks, oh my gosh so what kind of magic tricks do you know


oh my gosh


okay, it sounds very cool, oh but so you learnt it in school ah


oh oh I have seen people doing it, okay (ppb)


I think I kind of get it, oh poker card so you know how to like you know for example you ask someone to choose one card and you can like make it appear again, !woah! my gosh


can you teach me, ah is it entertainers


okay that's very cool


eh that's quite worth it though, so you wanna ask me another question


ya I can tell this is not your usual volume


ya yes okay, yes I can hear you very clearly


something that I do very differently ah from other people, okay actually I'm kind of like a weird person like, in a sense that actually my actions most of the time right are very different from what other people would do


okay I don't know if it's because, I was born weird or I just became weird halfway in my life (ppb) ya but okay back to the question right, okay I think something that I do very differently from other people is that when I do work right okay I think you probably already know but I'm like a perfectionist


so you know when yes you know you know when people like do their homework or their assignments and then they just wanna do it fast and good, and then they wanna hand it in right, okay I mean that's like most people ya but then for me right I will when I'm doing my assignment right I will when whenever I write something for example I'm writing an


writing an essay right and then when I'm writing the first sentence I would , like keep checking for like grammatical grammatical grammatical errors ya, and I'll just keep checking to make sure that that sentence is perfect before I move on


so when I do my work I do it super slowly and , how do I say this ah but you know when I'm writing also right then you know how, when when I make a mistake I cannot take it when I cancel the word I just have to use a correction tape


which is something very weird I know it's like my OCD, ya and when I use my correction tape right you know how normal people when they use correction tape just correction tape the word and write over it right, then if there's like lines you know for example when we write on a foolscap paper there's like lines


and then when the correction tape like covers the line right I will use a pencil or pen and a ruler to draw over it, cause I wanna make sure ya I wanna make sure that it looks perfect ya


yes, but I'm not I'm not perfect and you're not very untidy you are just very abstract


you're welcome my dear J


oh during exam I forget that I'm a perfectionist I just want to hand it I just want to finish my, like finish the answering all the question so during exam my handwriting is super ugly and like, all over the place so it's a different matter lah when it come to exams


!huh! but I've seen you write leh I think it's it's okay I can read it


that's great


really, ya, ya, oh ya that's true


ya, okay that's me during exam ya, ya, !huh! I cannot do anything about it I just have to cancel the word


ya even though my perfectionism gets in the way and honestly I just, like it's so bad that I just wanna rip the whole page, when I make mistakes but then because I have no time to think about all these right so I have no choice lah I just have to just use my pen to cancel ya


ya ya oh my gosh it's so expensive


ya ya


ya ya, okay, that's something that I don't think I can do


okay so I will ask you a question okay, okay I'm gonna pick a thought provoking question so if your life, was made into a movie what parts would you want the director to focus on


actually true


the graduation ceremony, ya you had to you have to like perform right like dance or something, ya ya


reminds me of a classmate of ours, okay I don't know if we can mention her name but it's the girl that recently went to Bandung, ya


ya ya ya ya she is, no it's just that uh like uh sometime ago she actually showed me a picture of her I think when she was super young she wore like this indian costume


ya and then I just thought of her when you said indian dance, ya, !huh! I don't think so I think it was probably like maybe graduation ceremony as well cause I think she wasn't in


she she doesn't look like the dance type you know , ya ya


!wow! that's amazing, oh my gosh ya


ya, N N P as in, oh oh the oh ya ya ya ya


oh no, !yay! !wow! so proud of you


I would believe you though , oh my gosh please show me


!huh! I wanna see, oh ya, oh (ppb) you're not gonna die


but actually, ya but actually have you all started on the project, have you all started on the project


okay ya sure sure okay let's talk about something happy, yup, ya


what wait I think you told me before that you used to play the violin when you were quite young, was it your CCA, then uh like do you have like grades or something


!wow! oh my gosh that's like quite prestigious right


oh but it's still very amazing cause I don't even know how to hold a violin (ppb), !aww! okay I will hold your hand


oh no, ya, ya ya , eh but actually that's quite because you didn't have a music background right, oh ya that's that's very good leh


ya it's ya ya I think you really suit photography cause, when I when I okay I cannot exactly imagine you holding a violin and trying to play, a song like I don't know lah okay ah I don't I don't cause I don't have a music background ah so I don't know what songs they usually play like using a violin but


like when I see you hold when I see you hold a camera right I think it really suits you like, I can I can picture you with a camera it's like I can picture you better with a camera instead of a violin


it's a compliment, yes, you're welcome , yes


okay


yup, (ppb) okay , okay actually same I can relate like very well


ya ya true yes ya


sorry can I hear the question again, inside the time capsule, !huh! okay I actually don't really get what's what what's actually a time capsule but I I assume it is


like basically a time machine like you can go back to your like past is it, okay, okay actually I'm not very sure how to answer this question but I guess it would be


you were okay ten years ago I would be seven years old oh my god so young I'll be in primary one, I think you will see a very tiny and short girl, and, I okay so like just to tell you uh I was a very quiet person


I was a very quiet person, ya when I was in primary school I was literally like I will just sit there and like not talk the whole day, like when people talk to me right when some some friends tried to like uh strike a conversion with me I will just like answer like very fast and then


not talk anymore, ya cause I was very shy, ya cause my family like my especially my mum she's a very , cause I'm very close to my mum lah even now so like I will inherit her characteristics lah ya so her personality is like


very quite reserved lah and she doesn't talk much like to her, less is more ya it's like when you don't talk as much right then you go and listen more right then you will, ya you'll be a better like listener and also


if you talk too much like rubbish then it's not good also what cause it also shows like actually like you're like you are someone that cannot, who like who who who is very nonsensical ya so you will find a girl who is very quiet and


you will find a girl who who was very scared of her, primary two form teacher lah ya, ya I was very scared I was so scared of her that I cried, like everytime everytime I I had to like


like everytime I thought of how fierce she was right I will cry, ya it was so bad cause she she was very okay she, she was very fierce and she had a very strict look on her face and, there was like okay there were actually two incidents that made me super scared of her


K actually all the while like even when I was in primary one right like when when I saw how, how she treated her form class in primary one I was super scared of her already and then like, unfortunately I ended up in her form class in primary two


ya so she who shall not be named she, so actually there was like this one time we were having mental sums cause she was also my math teacher, you know mental sums right have this tiny blue colour book I don't know if you all used the same book


uh you all you all probably didn't okay so anyways we had mental sums right and then I remember how she said time's up, and then we had to submit the book like cause time's up already mah but then she also mentioned that you all must have your


group colour cause we had we were split into different groups I think based on how we sat lah like like our rows and, yeah rows in in in in class ya and then uh I forgot to colour my my like my, (ppb) like I forgot to indicate my group colour by colouring the left the top left hand corner of the mental sums book


so basically after she said time's up right I went to quickly colour, then I took some time lah and then she saw me cause I think I was probably one of the last few or even the last person, ya so basically what she did was I think she said okay so basically I was so like I was concentrating


on uh colouring that I I failed to listen to what she was saying so basically as I was colouring right she said she said like stop like like put your put your, colouring pencil down or something like that lah ya so basically I wasn't listening until cause I didn't know that she was talking to me and


uh so it's basically like ignored her cause I really didn't know she was talking to me lah then until she came up to me and she took, my mental sums book and threw it away like threw it on the floor on the ground, and that is not the worst then the worst thing was next thing oh my god you know you know it was so bad that I can actually remember what she did (ppb) that she like


uh like you know you know <mandarin>好像她拿她的手:hao xiang ta na ta de shou</mandarin> to <mandarin>掐我:qia wo</mandarin> like <mandarin>的脖子:de bo zi</mandarin> like like not not exactly, uh she didn't exactly like suffocate me lah but I think, ya that that's what she did like basically she she put her hand on my on my neck and like uh I think she tried to like squeeze it


what do you how do you say <mandarin>罚站:fa zhan</mandarin> in english, ya ya ya correct correct ya that's what she did and then uh for for her for her lesson lah


ya then I cried lor all the way until the door bell not door bell sorry (ppb) the the bell rang ya it was a horrible primary two, incident ya


ya she doesn't and okay I was so angry and upset and humiliated humiliated, that ya I just like hated her since then I mean I hated her before that already but she just make me hate her even more after that incident


ya, ya and , and uh, cause okay she has okay I don't know I think it's too much information already but then she had uh she has a okay lah she had, okay at that time it was a has lah she has a granddaughter that was I think one year younger then us


or two years, ya I can't remember then I hated her so I hated my primary two teacher so much that I kind of like cursed, her , granddaughter, ya I cursed that she would she would end up like getting scolded by her teachers as well


ya it was ya it was a very bad thing to do ya but at that at that age, I was just angry , ya now you know this ya


ya, I mean I knew that I was in a I mean I know that I am in the wrong lah but, she didn't have to be so mean to me


!yay! thanks for supporting me J , ya that's true, ya


uh I don't know but I don't know if she's even around but I think she probably retired already, ya, yeah agreed


ya, ya I think she was quite unreasonable eh like the like she tried to kill me


ya, oh ya that's the word strangle that's right


ya I remember until today, ya ya


ya correct, ya true true


ya, ya I don't think I can ever forget lah ya


ya I did, I think my dad was super angry cause he's very protective of me ya and, uh actually I don't know if I actually told him lah but I think okay like many years down the road I think I told him but I think


uh, I didn't tell him like immediately after that incident lor cause I was like too traumatised or like scared to voice it out ya


ya ya ya that's true, ya


it's okay J, okay, ya, okay, okay but actually right to to like not you think that my primary school was a horrible place


or like a prison actually there was this primary two my primary two chinese teacher right she was actually the, person who kind of inspired me to to have uh such a passion for chinese ya, cause I remember how she okay she wasn't actually the main person lah like I think the main person was my primary


I think primary three to primary six chinese teacher I think I had the same, same chinese teacher for like four years or something ya like I think she was the main one but like the, kind of like the first person to to like ignite ignite is that the word like spark the the passion in me was like my primary two chinese teacher cause


uh she like her voice was very soothing ya, and then I remember how like she she likes to ask us to read the chapters in class like you know the 课文S right, okay ya and then I will I will be very happy when when she calls people like when she calls me to read the the text cause I really


I don't know why I think it was maybe because of her soothing voice that made me wanna read the text okay it's kind of weird I know I'm a very weird person, ya ya but then ya there are still fond memories of my primary school life yes


that's good , ya ya ya I want I want


ya I remember some of them , I don't think so eh cause last last time I went back to my chinese uh my primary school right, I don't think my teachers actually even remember me like the upper primary teachers


so I think even the so I think that's that's why I think maybe the lower primary teachers they won't even know that they actually taught me before


so sweet


can you find out how like what what products she use , maybe you can help me ask her and then like give me give me the details so that I can also buy the products that she uses


I I look like I okay you know actually there's people who think I'm like eighteen, and I'm just like what , ya actually ya quite a number


!huh! cause no it's the only thing I look young because of my height but when you look at my face right it's actually very like I think uh I think the word is haggard is it


ya it's like I look I look very tired and my skin like you know my skin there's like so much like acne so many so okay it's, considered so much already okay so much acne scars that I cannot even count them


okay that's true, I'm very sad, !huh! really


ya, ya she does, she looks like she can be a teacher, ya she does


you know I cannot stop laughing , you're very funny , ya it's the truth


ya, ya, okay


maths and art, oh


that is like both the left brain and the right brain are working very well


oh my gosh


wait you know what I think I hear somebody, I hear somebody, as in, no as in I hear someone that, I think they are our classmates


they shall not be named, but but but one of one of the girls that I think I hear her name starts with a letter J and ends with a letter N


ya now like now, ya I'm serious but it could be my it could be my ears, okay you know what we will know we will know later, no I'm not scaring you I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm correct


wait ah wait ah you give me you give me two seconds okay give me two seconds okay make that five seconds okay five seconds


hello, okay nevermind I cannot see them from my room, ya but we will know later, ya, ya, no in in eh she's in your class I mean


ya she was from she was from our class like T O one, ya but she's in your class now, I don't know but it could be just my ears


ya it's the person that you think ya it's the person, what a way of describing her but okay


ya ya ya ya ya ya I know I know, it could but I'm not very sure


ya, ya let's continue our questions


she's like an angel, ya, ya


!aww! so sweet, !huh! complicated, I don't get it


okay, I won't judge you don't worry


ya, (ppb) okay


sorry


oh my god so it shows how amazing she is, she's a what, !huh! really


are they like wait what's her surname also also Pan ah


are you serious how do you know, J why would you do this, are they really from the same class


oh my gosh yes you should please go and do it, just do it, yes I will go with you


ya it'll be so cool oh my gosh J you wanna know something, I feel that you are really destined to be in this course


because you know so many teachers beforehand, ya, true lah


okay


oh you will see her again, going back to primary school, but you will see her right


oh oh, ya


ya, ya


oh my gosh, ya, ya, !wah! she called your name


she remembered you


oh my gosh she is a legit goddess, she is a real goddess


was it comfortable , !aww!


ya, sorry, it was what


!huh! okay okay actually I have like seven questions that are quite cool and I wanna ask you, okay, okay , okay fine you you let me talk yes let me talk yes


when I was caught doing something embarrassing all the time , okay I don't actually have a memory in mind lah


but okay I don't know if I can actually say this cause actually my friend but, uh okay actually she was my senior lah when I was in I think secondary school like in my CCA, ya so basically can I share her story instead


cause I cannot remember my own story, okay so there's this senior right so during like one I think it was CCA camp, ya so we were all sitting together like a bonding session


ya and then I remembered how like I think each of each of us had to like share something about, uh like how like encourage each other for our upcoming CCA production ah


like like not production but I think it was SYF at that time sorry sorry, ya so basically what she did was right as she was speaking right I think she got too excited and then like her spit like came out, and then it fell like okay it's okay it's damn funny cause her spit came out and then like it's like one big puddle on the floor


and then at that moment right her face like legit instantly turned like tomato red, it was very funny cause like then she was laughing and then everybody was like was like !eww! and then we were all laughing at her


it's very weird I know , ya, ya so that was the okay let me think of one embarrassing story ah, okay actually I don't I don't remember leh ya maybe it's not it's not so like <mandarin>刻骨铭心:ke gu ming xin</mandarin> you know


ya, yes, yes, my oh gosh you know this question actually there was this one time I went for one interview right and then they actually asked me this question


K I'm going to say the same things ah cause that's what I want so the first thing I will ask is for more hours in one day , cause I feel that twenty four hours is not enough for me to do all the things I want like you know how school takes up so much of our time right


ya then by the time I go home right then we still need to do we we still have to like uh like shower we have to eat, and we have to like do our homework assignments and then we need to sleep right we need to have sufficient sleep, ya but on top of that right we also like want some time to use the


use the use our phone and scroll like scroll like the like facebook instagram right, ya so actually my first wish is that we have more hours in a day so I can do more things in one day ya, but I know it is not exactly possible yes because we only have twenty four hours a day and I know I need


to use my time more wisely but I'm not doing so ya so my second wish is actually for, like humans to, like not die okay actually this a different this a different uh thing that I wished like like I that I said that time during my interview lah but


so basically I change lah so my second wish is for humans like to not die like like in a unjust in a unjust way, or like to die suddenly cause I find it so sad that, it's like you don't even get to say goodbye and then like


you never know lah like the next moment your family member or like even your close friends right they can like just suddenly like like die, and it's so sad eh to think that you it's like like there are so many things that you haven't done with them you haven't even like, said the things you wanna say to them and then they can like just suddenly like


leave the world like I find it so sad so I hope like if I can actually make this happen ah I don't want, I don't want to see like the people that I cherish so much like die suddenly or like like in a unjust way so like for example like you know how some people they can be


very nice humans right like they obey the law but then like they go out on the road right then like some like drunk driving people can like suddenly kill them, like run over them I find it so sad like like they don't deserve to die the people that deserve to die are those that don't obey the law


ya I find it so sad lah ya that's my second wish and I think my third wish is, for like mean mean like you know like bad people like mean people to to know that they're in the wrong without being reminded