The 20 Without Question Funniest Rage Comics on Internet
Since we noticed our readers could use a little culture, we've put together a list of, without doubt, the most hilarious and the funniest comics the Web has to offer. That's right: We claim to have identified the best of an utterly subjective art form. Let's see you take issue with that, smart guy!
Black Magic In Cambodia: Man Kills Chicken And Brings It Back To Life *VIDEO*
A disturbing video has surfaced on the web showing a man in Cambodia brutally dismembering a chicken's legs then cutting his neck killing it. The chicken looks to be tortured as his legs were first snipped, then snapped in half roughly you can hear the chicken crying out in pain. The man then cut the chickens neck and shows you that it is now dead. With a few spins in the air the chickens legs are now healed and the chicken is alive once again. Many people deemed this stunt as the work of black magic.
After getting curious I decided to search the web to find out how is this even possible. I stumbled upon a users explanation on a forum. The user explained that the chicken legs were not broken but instead dislocated. The man then paralise it by stabbing it in the right place through the neck cutting off the blood supply to the brain making it pass out and body appear dead.
He then relocate the legs and cause a blood rush to the brain while swinging it around then drop the chicken and presto chicken appears normal but in actualy it's a mess. "poor thing" the user added.
Scandal! Photobombing Sting Ray a Fake!?
Photo bombing went mainstream with this picture of a 'sting ray' photobombing three lovely ladies in some undisclosed tropical location. I have to admit, I fell for it ... at first, then I discovered to my dismay that this picture is actually a fake! Well, sort of a fake.
According to the urban legend that accompanies this pic, the Sting Ray inserted himself into the picture out of nowhere, but we can now report, perhaps for the first time, that the Sting Ray had help. That's right, this photo bomb is a SCANDAL. Observe:
If you look closely you'll notice what appears to be a human head closely behind the Sting Ray, hair plugs and all. Once you see the head, there is just no more power left in this illusion: clearly this is not a Sting Ray photo bomb, it's a human hoisting a Sting Ray photo bomb. The main difference is, the mainstream has reported this picture as if the Sting Ray, obviously in a pranking state of mind, willfully disrupted the photo. Nope. Not the case. Sting Rays everywhere are sure to demand justice now that the truth is known. Stay tuned for further developments.
Man Trolls Cops Paying Parking Ticket With 137 Dollar Origami Pigs *PIC & VIDEO*
Here goes a man who took the phrase "stick it to the man" to another level. Referring to police officers as pigs, a man upset over his traffic light ticket decided to do the time, spent 6 hrs and fold 137 $1 dollar bills into pig shaped origami.
The man who goes by the YouTube handle "Bacon Moose" explained his actions in the video description:
I got this ticket in a town where the cops (and absurd redlight cameras) are pretty much a money trap and that's it. I decided to pay in an appropriate manner -- 137 origami pig $1 bills, put in a pair of dozen-donut dunkin donut boxes.
Initially when the cashier received the donut boxes filled with 137 Dollar Origami Pigs, he was not amused, he immediately called an officer over for help.
"What's that? I am not going to take them like that. The way that you have it folded…I'm not going to sit here and unfold all of that." said the cashier. And after a bit of back and forth, the officer asked the man was asked to unfold the dollar bills. But not before he took a cell phone picture of this awesomeness.
Eventually the cashier came around and started to to see the humor in the situation. "You made me laugh. I'll give you mad props, You have made my day sir, I'll give you that." He said.
Was this not the most awesome troll ever? check out the pics of his beautiful art work.
Masked Florida High School Streaker Makes Epic Get Away *VIDEO*
Wearing nothing but a red Spider-Man's mask, a male streaker interrupted a high school home coming football game by running across the field bearing his all, but face.
What seemed to be an interesting game, a blow out by home team, Seminole High School, leading 22-3, turned into a show when the streaker saw his opportunity to get on the field and entertain the audience during the 4th quarter of the game.
Seminole Official reported that the streaker ran across the field, dogging all the security personnel. The streaker then used his Spider-Man like agility scaling two high fences risking serious injuries. When it seemed like he had nowhere else to go, up came the getaway car that hauled him away.
The crowd was cheering this braved streaker on. It seemed as though he had it all planned out, a clean get away; not realizing that the car had a license plate number that could be tracked back to the owner.
Officers not amused, though the crowd loved the show, decided to track the owner of the car down where they found the streaker. The streaker, who was just a teen, was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs and obstruction of justice.
Florida Woman Pulls Gun On Man While Having Sex In A Moving Car
Amanda Linscott, 26, was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun out on a man while having sex with him in a moving car.
Linscott met the victim when she visited a pub in Port Charlotte on September 3rd, with a friend.
According to reports, Linscott and her friend left with the man that night, they went back to the man’s private residence where Linscott’s friend had sex with the victim, then the two women left.
The victim said Linscott’s friend asked for some money, so he gave her $120. Later that night he decided to called the friend's cellphone again for round two, they decided to meet up at the convenience store where instead he was greeted by Linscott, no friend.
According to authorities, Linscott told him that her friend had abandoned her and she needed a ride home, she got into the victims car, and while he was driving she started having sex with him. While having sex with him, Linscott allegedly pulled out a gun and pointed it to the mans face demanding some money.
The man held the gun and Linscott punched him numerous times in the face for him to release the gun. The man then lost control of his vehicle, ran off road, crashed into a palm tree and skidded on two lawns.
Linscott then got out the car and took off running. She was later arrested and is being held without bond.
Car Wash Offers Free Sex After The Ninth Wash
A massage parlor and a car wash Outlet in Malaysia partnered together to offer a unique incentive to their loyal customers. After the ninth car wash you were rewarded with sex!
After becoming suspicious that the massage parlor was involved in illegal activities, the authorities raided the place during a 9pm operation. They found nine Vietnamese women between the age of 18 and 28. They also noticed several of the customers also had loyalty cards for a nearby car wash.
"To get the extra 'offer', customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Officer Emmi Shah commented.
Authorities stated during the raid the women got scared, many ran and tried to hide in the storeroom.
The women were arrested and brought to Petaling Jaya police headquarters for further investigations. They were found in violation of social visit passes and working without the proper permit.
Selangor police had conducted 4,220 raids and detained 2,304 women involved in prostitution and vice activities from January to Aug 31 this year. Out of the total, 214 women are locals while 2,090 are foreigners.
Four men were found in charge of this operation and was jailed; sentencing is still pending
Marc Gassert Performs Magic at CES 2012 *VIDEO*
Magician, Marc Gassert, draws a crowd together at the Sisval Technology booth at 2012 International CES, a trade show of consumer electronics at the Convention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada on January 10, 2012.
Gassert a very skilled magician performed some awesome magic tricks and gives away the secret to why you will NEVER win at the ball shuffling trick.
Check out the cool video:
Sleepwalking Mom Becomes A YouTube Hit! *VIDEO*
A son went into the kitchen to for some tea, suddenly to his amazement he see's his mom in the kitchen sleeping walking. He did what any great minds would do, pick up a camera and start recording. These days you never know what you will get!
The son recorded his mom sleep walking, decided to ask her some question and moms begins to have an awesome trip out, she danced and said some very funny stuff - lol. Apparently this was a side affect to the medicated drugs that she is currently taking.
Check out this awesome video!
Here is her reaction to seeing this deo for the first time
The 50 Very Best of E-Card Memes
Lately they have seem to be a crazy hype on e-cards. E-cards are a funny way for people to express something that going on in their that others can relate to. A little humor, a funky graphic and walah! a funny meme is born.
Here are The 50 Very best of E-Card Memes
"BJ Bandit" Breaks Into Homes and Performs Oral Sex on Sleeping Men
This story sounds a bit like a sexual fantasy, at first. In Pennsylvania a dastardly criminal has been breaking into men's homes and performing oral sex on them while they sleep.
Unfortunately, the "BJ Bandit" looks nothing like the lovely lady to the right.
The "BJ Bandit" isn't even a lady. (You can scream now).
Harrisburg police say professional DJ Dajuan Porter followed men home from various gigs and lay in wait outside their homes until they crashed, commencing to break into their homes, tip toe to their beds, and I really don't want to imagine the rest. Suffice to say, he blew them, and they neither asked for or wanted it.
What punishment is fitting for this situation? Something tells me sending this bad boy to prison might be considered a reward in his demented head. Maybe an all woman prison would amount to a personal hell for Dajuan. In a side story, seems Dajuan's DJ business has gotten a boost in the Gay community. Go Dajuan! Spin it! Spin it!
Introducing The Penis Snake
Because we men could always use another reason to feel inferior, here's a snake that looks like a gigantic dick. While it may be true, in some purely self assuring way, that it isn't the size of your snake, but how you use it, this proud member of the reptile family is sure he has no idea what you're talking about there.
The 'Penis Snake' was just recently discovered in Brazil and is a strange dude indeed. Turns out he has no lungs. Scientists believe he absorbs oxygen through his skin. So, then, smart guys, how does he breathe when he's ... oh never mind.
If you don't want to feel completely inferior, don't show this snake to your female better half.
13 Funny First World Stoner Problems
Many people smoke marijuana, its argued to be cool recreational drugs that said to be safer than drinking alcohol. People that smoke marijuana are known as stoners, an as many other people stoners have their problems as well.
Here is a look at 13 Funny First World Stroner Problems.
30 Hilarious Parent Text Fails
Parents at time can be funny, sometimes they can also be a bit inappropriate. I remember the days when parents didn't know how to send text messages, now they seem to use that as proffered way of communicating with their children. oh how times have changed.
Check out this 30 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents.
25 Heart Melting Palm-Sized Animals
Babies of all sorts are adorable, even baby animal. Have you ever seen palm-sized animals and how adorable they are? You gently hold them in your hands while they sleep. They look so peaceful and precious that you just feel a piece over your body when holding them.
Here are 25 Heart Melting Palm-Sized Animals to make you go "awwwwwww"