D-List drag queen Lady Gaga, looking suspiciously like Terry (“dresses like Elvis Costello, looks like the Karate Kid”) from the 1985 gender-bending classic “Just One of the Guys,” was the big winner of the MTV Awards last night. The prep school graduate also took time out to honor an legend, an “icon” who, according to Elvis Macchio, “taught us all how to be fearless.”
Thank you, Britney Spears, for showing us the way. If not for your bravery, we would’ve missed out on another manufactured personality embraced by fame-hungry whores and gullible homosexuals.
Rush Limbaugh said on his Monday show that President Obama was “hoping” that Hurricane Irene would be a “disaster.”
Limbaugh firmly came down on the side of those who think that the media oversold the destructive power of Irene. He said that the storm was blown out of proportion to “push the leftist agenda,” and tied it to what he said was Obama’s desire to have a huge disaster.
Besides claiming God sent Hurricane Irene to as a warning to Washington politicians who don’t adhere completely to tea party edicts, Michele Bachmann said she would consider oil and natural gas drilling in the Everglades.
Next up: Yellowstone.
From the promotional geniuses who brought us “Gone with the Wind” night comes this latest embarrassment:
The Atlanta Braves will host Girls Night Out on Friday, September 2, featuring a pre-game party, fashion show, makeovers, and a knight in shining armor.
Ladies can enjoy free mini makeovers from professional makeup artist Brooke Lee Smith, receive hair consultations and touch ups from Spencer Malay Salon, and take pictures with their knight in shining armor, courtesy of Medieval Times during the pre-game Girls Night Out party.
To be fair the the event goes to raise money for the Hudson Family Foundation, which assists children in need. So it’s a good cause, though the event seems a bit archaic.