If you have a credit card and tried calling the credit card center for information, you would know how annoying it is listening to their bloody irritating automated voice messaging system.
You would have to press a few dozens numbers and made multiple choices before you would get to speak to a real human being. Calling a credit card center in Malaysia is both time consuming and stressful.
Well yesday I found this item in my credit card statement and I m unsure what is it for, so i called the credit card center in hope they could provide me with the information as to what had been charged to my account fearing my credit card were being fraudED.
It took me a good 20 minutes of answering stupid automated questions and being put on hold before i could finally speak to a real person. Obviously I m not very pleased with this kinda *service* provided by the bank, especially when its kambing from a very reputable big international bank, while i am being put on hold and listening to "All our operators are currently busy, please hold and we will attend to your call shortly" ..... suddenly this idea strikes me!
You know, at time when you are getting calls from your credit card company *reminding* you that your payment is overdue? Well automated messaging system is a way to get back at them!
Just imagine this :
Your credit card payment is overdue by 30 days and your frendly credit card company decided to give you a call reminding you when you should remit your payment and how much you shud pay but only to find himself doing this ;
Hello! Thank you for calling Mr. Hansem Wingz,
Please select one of these options:-
Please press 1. for Russian
Please press 2. for Tagalog
Please press 3. for Hainam
Please press 4. for Tamil
Please press 5. for Hisdustan
Please press 6. for Bahasa Malaysia
Please press 7. for Jabpenis
Please press 8. English
Please press 9. Dan Lain Lain
*Lets say he chosen no.8 then proceed to the next level*
Next Response and options :-
Press 1. if you are my frend
Press 2. if you are my sampat mader in law
Press 3. if you are a annoying non-stop toking telemarketer
Press 4. if you are my wife
Press 5. if you are calling the wrong number
Press 6. if you are the Piao mei I met yesday nite
Press 7. if you are Linpeh
Press 8. if you are a Linpeh look alike
Press 9. if you are an idiot calling from the credit card company
*Obviously his choice would be no.9 since hes calling from a credit card company*
Next Response and options :-
You are calling because :
Press 1. if you wanna promote your new useless and crappy insurance plan to me
Press 2. if you wanna grant me a free gift for being a loyal customer
Press 3. if you wanna ask me to subscribe a new supplementary credit card for my spouse
Press 4. if you wanna tell me that my card is being fraud
Press 5. if you wanna increase my credit limit
Press 6. if you wanna ask me to purchase your suey/cilaka credit shield plan
Press 7. if you wanna offer to me your very high interest loan on phone program
Press 8. if upgrade my card from classic to platinum for free
Press 9. if you wanna remind me of my late payment
*Since hes calling you to remind you of your late payment he would choose option no.9*
Next Response :-
DIUNIAHMAH!!! CALL WHAT LANCAU CALL??!! .... NEVER DIE BEFORE IZZIT? YOU WANT ME PEK 9 YOU HAMKAHCHAN ANOT? YOU WANT ME TO SEND PEEPLE GOAN BURN 9 YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE 9 YOUR DOG IZZIT??!!!
Tenkiu for calling Wingz automated voice messaging system. To avoid yourself from being cursed again, please refrain from calling back anytime soon ... tenkiu and have a nice day!