Just got back from Penang so this is one of my lazy Instagram updates!
Happy Chinese New Year from the short and the fat!
Look quite shitty here because I was sick during the holiday. -____- Caught a terrible cold from Hokkaido which lasted a week, then had indigestion and now got heartburn WTF FML.
Angpau packing time! This year novelty la especially cos our red packets are all damn cute. Next year sure very tedious must hire some kids to pack for me wtf.
In addition to the Hello Kitty ones, we had Jipaban packets and Netccentric ones (the one with the Nuffnang/Churp Churp logos). Then got boring but classy looking ones from the bank.
And in case anyone needs clarification, the RM50 notes haven’t been changed into smaller denominations. I’m saying this because someone on Fatty’s blog accused him of showing off the RM50s -__________-
Show off what! We have to pay this out leh, not like we’re getting richer from it wtf. I don’t see how this is showing off when it’s something that every married couple has to do. And we’re only giving back what people have been giving us before. Don’t tell me people give you RM50 you give them back RM5 ah wtf. Damn idiotic.
Mcallister Mansion in Penang! They refurbished it and turned it into a hotel/club/restaurant/cafe very very gorgeous.
And there’s a poolside bar! To be exact, there are chairs in the pool so you can sit in your swimsuit and have a cocktail! Sorry I very jakun but never see before like that except in MTV videos!
And got funny details like this ceramic cat peering down from the canvas awning hahaha.
My grandparents from Mummy Ooi’s side. They’re both in their 90s already and Ah Kong is 97 D: D: He’s weaker now and maybe more forgetful but still ok overall! Only problem he has is heart congestion and that’s cos he’s 97 wtf.
Here they are, listening to Cantonese opera songs on Youtube on my mom’s ipad hahaha. Damn cute my Ah Kong was pointing at the screen and showing my Poh Poh the songs (although I’m not sure she heard anything cos she’s deaf :X)
My aunt’s dog who’s also 90+ in dog years haahahah. Mummy Ooi said it’s an old folks home WTF.
She’s also senile already and when my aunty lets her out of the house to poop, she forgets what she went out for, walks around and comes back in again WTF. Then later have to beg to be let out again hahahaha.
Finally a picture where I have makeup on.
Got handmade cards from Fatty’s niece and nephew also damn adorable ahhhhh. I like how James has no sense of word spacing yet hahahaha. And Zoe’s pink unicorn named Rainbow wtf.
They also gave me a Hello Kitty bracelet (think Zoe had a jewelry making kit) it’s actually quite nice I wore it twice already wtf.
Got this top for RM15 in Bangkok. D:
Best makeup base ever! Got it in Japan and it basically makes it so your skin is totally smooth, pores or bumps are invisible and your foundation goes on damn smooth. Love! I asked Maybelline Malaysia but I don’t know if they’re gonna bring it in here though.