option_a,votes_a,option_b,votes_b
Be painted by Van Gogh,462554,Be painted by Da Vinci,1121946
Run 26 miles,915383,Swim 5 miles,901412
Your partner have a homosexual affair,985582,Your partner have a heterosexual affair ,675683
Have a Pepsi,637479,Have a Coke,1184397
Watch only dramas for the rest of your life,254102,Watch only comedies for the rest of your life,1510175
Burn to death,554364,Drown ,1210010
Have two penises,139478,Have four testicles,75814
Watch your favorite movie on repeat for a full day,1282970,Watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist once,381582
Live until 80 in poverty,596519,Live until 40 in riches,1137460
Be stabbed in the stomach 10 times,774447,Be shot in both kneecaps,937709
Be Wilma Flintstone,449804,Be Velma from the Scooby Doo mystery gang,1161315
Have no tongue,654548,Have no teeth,1099200
Be John Lennon,824444,Be Paul McCartney,742530
Be famous in this lifetime,927666,Go down in the history books,838798
Be topless all the time,815783,Be pantless all the time,261688
Lose your preferred hand,522469,Lose your preferred foot,1180299
Dance like Michael Jackson,1026161,Sing like Freddie Mercury,711077
Have a stomach ache,838865,Have a headache,905985
Give a speech to the whole nation,1587826,Have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed,163392
Be a centaur,908274,Be a mermaid/man,803403
Have a child in 7th grade and raise it,885881,Never have kids/adopt,838974
Have to sleep 3 hours everyday,899633,Have to sleep 15 hours everyday,877992
Snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint) ,574004,Take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce,1004766
Be a cat,666570,Be a dog,1147259
Be deaf and have no legs,1327916,Be blind and have no arms,325204
Be in jail for a year,570781,Live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year,1187173
String your opponent along for the entire fight,410697,Crush them from the beginning,1199516
Speak every language except the language of the country you're currently in,597685,"Speak only the language of the country you're in, but know the meaning of every single word in that language",1084849
Have your hands switched for Dustpans,365300,Be sweating jam instead of sweat,1212442
Have no hands,496086,Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times,1250802
Be Chev Chelios from Crank,205025,Be The Transporter,1123960
Fight Jackie Chan,1090913,Fight Jet Li,544593
Be Batman,955933,Be Superman,832867
Be telekinetic,931031,Be telepathic,769343
Always be hot,764460,Always be cold,1001650
Be a prostitute,115781,Only have sex with prostitutes,155030
Be horribly and hopelessly depressed,629126,Have inescapable overwhelming anxiety,907854
Become a superhero,1290573,Become a supervillian,465102
Be hung by a noose,471172,Be decapitated by a guillotine,1098765
Have two sets of twins,1301104,Quadruplets,382318
Lose your front teeth in a skateboarding accident,512207,Break your hands on a bike,1162888
Live in Boston,450306,Live in New York City,1250897
See how or what created civilization,774736,See how or what ends civilization ,915932
Eat Lay's Potato Chips,551588,Eat Pringles,1179774
Be into beastilality,151805,Be a necrophiliac,89101
Drink hard liquor,124608,Drink beer,142120
Live without your cell phone,395985,Live without your iPod,1354059
Be a rock star,548073,Be a movie star,1194911
Kick your grandmother in the ovaries,127650,Lick your grandfathers belly button,128611
Be infertile,1341903,Have a child that passes away before age 5,312276
Steal an elderly woman's purse,885347,Tell 10 orphans that Christmas is cancelled,805068
Have loved and lost,1217965,Never loved at all,468285
Eat fruit,1531854,Eat vegetables,211759
Be the first killed in a group,852748,Be the last killed in a group,874734
Bang 3 midgets simultaneously,225775,Bang an 800 pound partner,42452
Spend a year alone in a deep sea submarine,525993,Spend a year alone in a space station,1171727
Make out with your cousin,1082180,"Wear cutoff shorts your whole life, never taking them off",573487
Have hair covering your entire body,439627,Be completely bald,1228492
Have 50% of your body burned,572516,100% of your body tattooed,1136141
Shotgun a beer,1001680,Funnel a beer,513217
Have sex only once in your life with the sexiest person alive?,151494,Have sex many times with ugly people for the rest of your life?,116480
Be blind,643316,Be dumb,1076553
Punch a pilgrim,664044,Eat an avocado,1005257
Be black in a white neighborhood,1171215,Be white in a black neighborhood,542294
Be Matt Damon,967943,Be Ben Affleck,531821
Be able to only speak in lolspeak,676106,Be able to only type in 1337 speak ,781587
Drive 200 miles well over the legal drunken limit,623673,Drive 200 miles after being awake for 72 hours straight,974629
Only be able to laugh at blonde jokes,1080035,Not be able to understand sarcasm,569231
Die from hypothermia (cold),1174666,Die from hyperthermia (heat),480848
Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune,1144756,Be a contestant on Jeopardy,401400
Hook up with an ugly person in the privacy of your own room,87591,Hook up with a beautiful person as 20 of your friends and family watch,181533
Save Abraham Lincoln ,880150,Save J.F.K,763389
Stop showering,602474,Stop brushing your teeth.,1067530
Get breast implants,144778,Get butt implants,120491
Live an average life and be forgotten in time,1123889,Go down in history for something terrible,520519
Travel the world confined to a wheelchair,882646,Spend your whole life in the same 200 miles radius,741103
Be invincible,968938,Be invisible,776457
Have a high salary in a job you hate,937626,Have a low salary in a job you love,748653
Always tell the truth,1369797,Always lie,336559
Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly,853588,Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly,640123
Win the World Series,647286,Win the Superbowl,912762
Not know how to read,423608,Not know how to write,1242524
Spend a day in the Sahara Desert,577282,Spend a day in the North Pole,1079356
Be 4 feet tall,750156,Be 10 feet tall,927078
Be caught at home watching Sex and the City by yourself,391193,Be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand,551708
Be unable to experience sadness,889443,Be unable to experience anger,783285
Wear high heels,375618,Wear a dress,598836
Stare at the sun for 2 minutes,979355,Drink a liter of scalding water,614929
Go to heaven or hell,690588,Be reborn into a better/worse life,961052
No alcohol at all for the rest of your life,189663,Drink grain alcohol only,79121
Raise a family with Samuel L. Jackson,670105,Raise a family with Vin Diesel,827448
Only be able to laugh at violently racist jokes,840633,Only be able to laugh at intricate Star Trek jokes ,757222
Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face,329837,Have a two foot tail,1310435
Watch The Sandlot,648971,Watch The Goonies,742361
Not be able to taste,397079,Not be able to smell,1267099
Get an Atomic Wedgie,840608,Get a Swirly ,599809
Live in a treehouse,972942,Live in a floating boathouse,688742
Have paparazzi follow you around,940447,Reveal a different secret about yourself in a weekly newspaper column,628357
Be a genius in a world of unintelligent people,1296892,Be unintelligent in a world of geniuses,351806
Be able to fly,1239539,Be able to breathe underwater,482982
Be credited with the invention of the wheel,219267,Be credited with the invention of the Internet,1398003
Never be able to leave your native country,942712,Never be able to drive,697977
Go throughout your life never once having any sort of sexual experience,154729,Have a horrifying STI,95970
Always be overdressed,1154109,Always be underdressed,498002
Win an Oscar,565363,Win the Nobel Prize,1094926
Be Cinderella,356284,Be Ariel,575922
Only be able to whisper,1178936,Only be able to shout,476924
Be in a car accident that kills only you,1424907,Be responsible for a car accident where you live but your five closest friends and family die,192825
Have a lisp,1006007,Have a lazy eye,547155
Have extreme narcolepsy,688515,Have a bad case of Tourette's,721051
Be a Slytherin,410382,Be a Gryffindor,1116274
"Be attractive, but get punched in the face every morning",1237500,Be ugly,431017
Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner,626976,Be the head chef in the White House,937802
Get B's and C's at an Ivy League school,443870,Get A's at a standard university,1144330
"Get $20,000 worth of jewelry",625499,"Get $10,000 worth of electronics",1047537
Live in a nudist colony,1206897,Live with the Amish,371070
Live in ancient Greece,1223293,Live in ancient Egypt,390815
Have Pokemon be real,813909,Superheroes exist,875637
Skydive,1223977,Bungie Jump,406476
Be bald everywhere,922616,Be Albino,663433
Wear an eyepatch,1261053,Have a peg leg,329721
Be a nerd,992114,Be a jock,647666
Be an excellent singer,1017578,Be a superb writer,621703
Skittles,872252,M&M's,797880
Have a Monster Truck,916955,Have a chariot with horses,676400
Be an elephant,1053422,Be a mouse,581344
Watch LOST,626954,Watch The Office,889775
Live to be 200 in colonial times,397524,Live a normal lifespan modern day,1136976
Only have sex with the gender you are not attracted to,96096,Be Celibate,155771
Have a lightsaber,1082338,Have a helper monkey,611447
Date Topanga from Boy Meets World,304250,Date Pam from The Office,444418
Have a large painting of yourself,531190,Have a life size sculpture of yourself,1083110
Be Rosa Parks,793955,Be Harriet Tubman,533599
Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard,868917,Get $20,732585
Skip Summer,540334,Skip Winter,1130702
Be Gonzo,259136,Be The Cookie Monster,1220285
Be the home maker,391602,Be the bread winner,477979
Be Super Grover,796966,Be Quail Man,394789
Be photographed naked,194194,Be photographed doing hard drugs,79586
Only eat,900302,Only drink,748186
Win the lottery,1082880,Live twice as long,592839
Be a Jedi,1145746,Be a Sith,399568
Get caught cheating,491427,Catch your partner cheating,1088357
Perform petty thievery for a living,522802,Perform grand larceny for a living,840819
Watch Batman (1989),389031,Watch The Dark Knight (2008),1194413
Be a famous rapper,1006964,Be a notorious mobster,554023
Attempt to survive a computer uprising (Terminator),525327,Attempt to survive a zombie outbreak (Dawn of the Dead),995446
Have the ability to teleport,834119,Be able to time travel,821363
Live in the past,476284,Live in the future,1159763
Be allergic to peanut butter,1341197,Be allergic to chocolate,285309
Be a sports star,808826,Be a celebrated academic,746162
Be rich,1297722,Be famous,364681
Be a Vampire,781110,Be a Werewolf,819589
Make one adult video per week,147346,Work a full time job,129901
Always look 8 months pregnant,117355,Always have a black eye,835784
Have knee length hair,851244,Have a 1 foot tall mohawk,693913
Be Emo,674597,Be Gothic,838182
Be attractive and poor,916112,Be ugly and rich,702375
Be loved,1347176,Be feared,291040
Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times,732992,Always have chapped lips,727418
Always be sweating,358390,Always appear shivering cold,1204976
Be known as a drug dealer,894329,Be known as a liar,676870
Be a hawk,1076691,Be a shark,534866
Stop using YouTube,299587,Stop using Facebook,1353005
Fight in the Civil War,646585,Fight in the Revolutionary War,805665
Go on a magic carpet ride with Jasmine,649801,Take Cinderella to the ball,267419
Be Napoleon,573896,Be Julius Caesar,907685
Hang out with Pooh Bear,680350,Hang out with Baloo from the Jungle Book,825462
Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children,557222,Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas,945083
Play a game of one on one with Michael Jordan,1050542,Play a game of one on one with Kobe Bryant ,365199
Only speak in questions,442938,Only speak in movie quotes,1147927
Only dance the charleston,595736,Only dance the macarena,814707
Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation,77377,Be completely high at your son's wedding,187221
Be called out for stupidity,363329,Admit stupidity,1167240
Only listen to The Beatles,903562,Only listen to The Rolling Stones,575362
Have your blood sucked by a vampire,1378969,Have your brain eaten by a zombie,191859
Be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip,563311,Never travel to space,1002245
"Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc",803455,Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use,733147
Have your elbow joints facing the opposite direction,812355,Have you knees facing backwards.,618473
Be hunted by Jack Bauer,566540,Be hunted by Jason Bourne,716393
Always know when people are lying,922304,Always get away with lying,685934
Be a horse jockey,395582,Be a NASCAR driver,1078257
Eat only human remains for the rest of your life,748151,Starve to death,795765
Play a game of Quidditch,773894,Take a field trip with Ms. Frizzle,675332
Be known as a racist,549218,Be known as a sexist,974147
Be a spouse of a polygamist,606749,Never have a relationship last longer than 2 years,757089
Die on The Hindenburg,628740,Die on The Titanic,845776
Have a British accent,991783,Have an Australian accent,615289
Take the Cinnamon Challenge,853769,Take the Gallon Challenge,579819
Make out with Gollum,332945,Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie),417728
Only use Windows,1222595,Only use Macintosh,318486
Speak in only ebonics,477701,Understand no slang whatsoever,890464
Only read romance novels,724654,Only read textbooks,779536
Be a graphic designer,863363,Be an architect,666707
Spend a day with Taylor Swift,770249,Spend a day with Beyonce,770462
Have an incredibly nice car,820375,Own a personal helicopter,770263
Constantly stumble when walking,885807,Constantly studder when speaking,600593
Always have bad hair,1260026,Always have bad teeth,288782
Be a heavy smoker,442611,Be a heavy drinker,1054351
Have amazing sex twice a month,261780,Have bad sex every day,27130
Magically flip genders every year,897477,Be forced to move and start fresh every year,608840
Watch Seinfeld,270767,Watch The Simpsons,1225440
Pee a marble,146570,Poop a football,114608
Wear the same thing every day,435602,Never wear the same clothes twice,1119357
Be sick for the rest of your life,507016,Kill 2 puppies,1056169
Have X-ray Vision,1043342,Have laser vision,536149
Have your face on the $1 bill,580691,Have your face on the $100 bill,1007444
Eat fast food burgers every night,648633,Eat Chinese Take-out every night,899301
Give up Christmas,626463,Give up your birthday,948865
Kill 5 innocent children yourself if it would end all bloodshed in the Middle East for 25 years,872109,"Have ongoing wars, terrorism and fighting in the Middle East",578810
Have extremely muscular arms,1057107,Have extremely muscular legs,486171
Never again play a game on your computer,941518,Never again play a console or portable device game,568118
Be a police officer,997556,Be a firefighter,550838
Be a professional Taser testee,607877,Be a professional beanbag gun testee,773787
Chug a pint of ocean salt water,1099377,Chug a pint of rancid milk,307134
Play Goldeneye (N64),463805,Play Halo (Xbox),972194
Go toe to toe with Michael Myers,766133,Try to take down Freddie Kruger,578900
Catch your best male friend sleeping with your mom,300309,Catch your best male friend sleeping with your sister,1175977
Be married to a morbidly obese and ugly person who is incredibly wealthy,323494,Be married to a georgous person who is on welfare,1136045
Have holes put through both hands and both feet via nails and a hammer,625990,Go for 40 days in the desert without food,773144
Live in the Star Wars universe,1246075,Live in the Star Trek universe,220340
Have no family,565416,Have no friends,978471
Only listen to bagpipe music,445833,Only listen to banjo music,1117725
Inform a room of children that their pets are dead,87390,Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail,175468
Marry at age ten,824058,Never marry at all,734104
Have the voice of PeeWee Herman and dress perfectly,357009,Have the voice of Morgan Freeman and dress terribly,1057668
Always Run,1372011,Always Crawl ,177988
Death by electric chair,379082,Death by lethal injection,1127721
Yell a swear between every word,604880,Get punched in the face after every swear,894384
Wrestle an alligator,895308,Wrestle a bear,593485
Sleep in your parent's bed every night,765549,Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you.,696483
Discover the Loch Ness Monster,898996,Discover Sasquatch ,574541
Watch Are You Afraid of The Dark?,575115,Read Goosebumps,811293
Be on GUTS,308619,Be on Legends of the Hidden Temple,818496
Give up buttons and zippers,401071,Give up velcro and knots,1041873
Always be late,1246241,Always be unprepared,274828
Always wear a top hat,1026260,Always wear a giant clock necklace,462285
Never be able to compliment,346847,Never be able to complain,1152918
Kill one person you know,545660,Kill three strangers,983670
"Rape someone, like it, go to jail for a long time, and regret it",81474,Be raped,172172
Eat nothing but ketchup for a week,1193160,Eat nothing but mustard for a week,300582
Find a turd in your pillowcase after a nice afternoon nap,138533,Wake up from your nap because someone is peeing on you,106071
Only be able to smoke weed for the rest of your life,124769,Only be able to drink alcohol for the rest of your life,136026
Eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life,1093107,Eat whatever you want but have to eat a poop sandwich once a month,366614
Teach history,927524,Teach math,615900
Jump off a two story roof,593263,Take a sandwich tackle from 3 rugby players,830873
Absolutely reek of armpits for the rest of your life,283741,Lose your sense of smell completely,1125037
"Smuggle illegal contraband into the country in your ""bottom""",100944,Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight,139125
Be paralyzed from the neck down,68933,Have your butt and genitals anatomically switch places,180153
Be killed in a Saw movie,341433,Be killed in a Final Destination movie,1076277
Have your way with Angelina Jolie for one day,77960,Have your way with Jessica Alba for one day,123846
"Stand on red-hot, burning coals for 30 seconds without moving",1180095,Shut your hand in a waffle iron for two minutes,246640
Be a Montague,662524,Be a Capulet,545185
Have grown up without a father,992352,Have grown up without a mother,357599
Be Dr. Zoidberg,821121,Be Kif,437117
Eat a cup of baking soda and then do a shot of vinegar,231330,Eat a pack of Mentos and then chug a Diet Coke,1190300
Have met Jesus,1088261,Have met Confucius,393095
Only drink Starbucks coffee,1061647,Only drink Dunkin Donuts coffee,374217
Be one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table,753239,Be one of Robin Hood's Merry Men,616899
Brutally assault a police officer,536489,Brutally assault a well-known gang member,924762
Be molested and raped by an orangutan while tied up in the nude,150,Have to give oral sex to an orangutan ,187
Have uncontrollable Ear Hair,888014,Have uncontrollable Nose Hair,503030
Play Firefight (Halo ODST),707109,Play Horde (Gears of War),523492
Be the opposite sex completely,209215,"Be the same sex but have opposite (functional) ""parts"" south of the border",40325
Be a regular on a daily soap opera,288273,Make one-line cameos in three large Hollywood blockbusters each year,1033500
Have every commercial be an annoying Geico ad for the rest of your life,660258,"Have every commercial be a Verizon ""Can you hear me now?"" ad for the rest of your life",605436
Change your religion,474397,Change your political party,937688
Be a character on LOST,366600,Be a character on Heroes,981486
Be a political figure caught cheating with an underaged boy/girl,75624,Be a sports star caught running underground dog fighting competitions ,163283
Be famous for inventing the Whoopie Cushion,747394,Be famous for inventing snap bracelets,640742
Have no thumbs,910697,Only have thumbs,553153
Have your parents walk in on you having sex,165376,Walk in on your parents having sex,88070
Lose your preferred thumb,816114,Lose the index and middle finger of your preferred hand,530625
Have comically large feet,1184232,Have a comically oversized head,242998
Only speak in haiku,379589,Only speak in song lyrics,1071913
Smell like manure,523255,Smell like urine,825202
Get electrocuted for 10 seconds,521193,Get slapped 20 times,999203
Live in a penthouse in the city,615634,Live in a mansion in the country,853454
Only talk in third person,796437,Never be able to call someone by name,687408
Have narcolepsy,587761,Have chronic insomnia,649073
Always dissappoint people,573124,Always anger people,877160
Be unable to open doors unassisted,679251,Be unable to climb stairs unassisted,738536
Use only Windows ME for the rest of your life,592660,Use only a 16 inch CRT monitor,642313
Start your own business which is doomed to fail,600269,Work for other people at low salaries,787023
Have stretchable legs,345087,Have stretchable arms,1140857
Speak everything in surround sound,216124,Have your own entrance theme when you walk in a room,1231188
Wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney,481032,Wake up in a public bathroom with a handful of singles and a really lazy eye,859453
Strip on a webcam in front of your entire high school,97773,Get caught making passionate love to a pie,160736
Only eat breakfast cereal,611100,Only eat pasta,885275
Forget who you were,1080799,Forget who everyone you know is,393494
Be godzilla,839087,Be king kong,632839
Only speak in words that begin with H,732279,Not be able to say any words that have the letter E in them,677839
Get $100 today,591067,Get $1 a day for 200 days,946667
Only smell like poop,389370,Only smell poop,1019220
Get married to someone you don't love,505778,"Get married to the love of your life, but you can never have sex with them",922827
Sound like Kermit,1216400,Look like Miss Piggy,195202
Play Beirut (Beerpong),785093,Play Flip-Cup,476417
Have a lover who only speaks on Mondays,1048381,Have a lover who only speaks in Pig Latin,376576
Sneeze every three minutes,863463,Always have the sensation to sneeze and never do,586665
Listen to everything but your favorite musician/artist,618352,Listen to only your favorite musician/artist,800300
Only wear revealing hot pink clothes,657618,Always have to wear socks and sandals,759974
Get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to,605976,Burp after every time you kiss,753517
Have no eyebrows,720952,Have a unibrow,752776
Control the emotions of those around you,774381,Control the weather,720792
Be Calvin,672328,Be Hobbes,529765
Live alone on a tropical island,667601,Live with other people in Antarctica ,794983
Date someone who always looks 12,1340760,Date someone who always looks 80,125087
Eat Fruit Roll Ups,816063,Eat Fruit by the Foot,535804
Live in a castle,876637,Own a yacht,620161
Have to end every sentence with a racial epithet,335274,Have to drop two f-bombs in every sentence,1009044
Be the guy from Memento,379977,Be the guy from Groundhog Day,710498
Change your sexual orientation and be famous,570668,Be a heterosexual average person,822428
Be an olympic tennis player,857528,Be an olympic table tennis player,570873
Be homeless,1140250,Be a slave,335312
Constantly have a 40 pound weight on your shoulders,373935,Constantly have 10 pound weights on each of your feet,1016264
Prevent World War II,511289,Win a life changing amount of money in a lottery,969301
Have an un-attractive child,508741,Have a beautiful child with bright blue skin,949028
Be male,997133,Be female,522726
Open a can of whoop-ass on a fool,788910,Pity a fool,543894
Have a really big penis,42503,Be really good at sex,175527
Live in São Paulo (Brazil),278465,Live in New York (USA),1154079
Eat only KFC for a month,829158,Eat only Taco Bell for a month,640107
Work 10 hours a day four days a week,906366,Work 8 hours a day five days a week,531009
Run fast,1125787,Jump high,381258
Be hysterically funny,681171,Be absolutely beautiful,802934
Cure cancer,1068985,Make first contact with an alien race,433224
Ride in a hot air balloon,287341,Ride in a hovercraft,1141541
Eat a worm straight from the ground,552857,Snatch a fly out of the air and eat it alive,782255
Have someone pee into your mouth,81578,Have someone poo on your head,171125
Wear only skin tight clothing,593164,Wear clothes that are much too big,840853
Get Swine Flu,806525,Get West Nile,402570
Work for Apple and know all of their secrets,501461,Work for Google and know all their secrets ,975842
Know exactly what happened in Area 51,339059,Accept $1 million,1154319
Eat 50 chicken nuggets,923200,Eat 6 Big Macs,552681
Always be high,185983,Always be drunk,75117
Not be able to feel any pain,1351413,Have extremely brittle bones,98390
Have bright blue hair,1318469,Have bright blue teeth,161362
Know when you will die,643938,Know how you will die,828164
Toilet paper a house,645750,Egg a house,784591
Catch your parents having sex,101581,Have your parents catch you having sex... in their bed,149074
Die when your kid is very young,1028976,Have your kid die before you,364557
Have stinky feet,669710,Have long finger nails,734825
Lose an arm and one foot,613162,Lose a leg and one hand,693226
Always dress like royalty,975133,Always dress like a pimp,457412
Have a personal chef,853501,Have a personal masseuse,583157
Have a penis for a nose,50800,Wipe your bottom with your hand,201740
Drive a bright red Smart Car ,1003338,Be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell every morning,362935
Only drink black coffee,579590,Only eat dry cereal ,854933
"Begin every sentence with ""I'mma let you finish""",579090,"End every sentence with ""...in bed""",782269
Never have sex again,623254,Never learn anything new,776028
Live in an abandoned bomb shelter,631944,Live in an isolated tower,738158
Be known for interrupting Taylor Swift,969819,Be known for smacking Rihanna,446623
Have to get around on all fours all the time,777259,Only make animal noises,557520
"Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays",874327,"Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any",481990
Fight a shark with bear arms,809298,Fight a bear with shark arms,625866
Be allergic to babies,439587,Be allergic to elderly people,998864
Wear summer clothes in the winter,968772,Wear winter clothes in the summer,465609
Laugh uncontrollably at insurance commercials,849530,Become wildly aroused at car commercials,494461
Have a significant other that doesn't speak,1052530,Have a significant other that doesn't listen,276410
Have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid,665994,Have a wardrobe completely of denim,607682
Punch every trick or treater that knocks on your door in the face,714478,Answer the door for trick or treaters completely naked,664003
Appear on Oprah,886593,Appear on Jerry Springer,423020
Be on an episode of COPS,922722,Be on an episode of Cheaters,329472
Room with Snoop Dogg,622670,Room with Bob Marley,764854
Never be able to wear shoes,527334,Not be able to touch anything red,898974
Have Robin from Batman as a sidekick,978850,Have Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as a sidekick,388175
Have the first name Refrigerator,1021959,Have the first name Dishwasher,357780
Live in a giant shoe,542294,Live in a giant peach,836885
Be covered in feathers,400925,Be covered in fur,983003
Eat a container of Flintstones vitamins,943985,Drink a bottle of Pepto-Bismol,328662
Star in a cartoon movie,382720,Star in a live action movie,1028302
Have a beer belly,1019016,Have three chins,319110
Walk in on your father masturbating,106941,Have your father walk in on you masturbating,133675
Be taken advantage of by Jessica Alba with a strap-on,98437,Not,115150
Bring Elvis back to life,806988,Bring Tupac back to life,580686
Have triplets,495626,Be a triplet,957821
Watch a volcano erupt,730552,Witness a meteor hitting Earth,683622
Dress like people would 100's of years ago,383351,Dress like a person from the future,1041372
Talk a little bit too loudly,614436,Talk a little bit too softly,793715
Be a mall cop,837441,Be a prison guard,579989
Play Dodgeball,1022817,Play Four Square,325296
Have a college/university named after you,809577,Have a sports stadium named after you,610413
Be born with red hair,829283,Have $100 stolen from you,633155
Have nipples that constantly change colors like a disco light,547982,Have nipples like look like diamonds,849411
Only have a 1st grade education,429794,Live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education,956598
Produce a low-budget film with your best friends and have the time of your life,632896,Produce a Hollywood blockbuster with people you detest and make a ton of money,707592
Be the last human left on Earth,797230,Be dead,650563
Only be able to speak via a translator,782937,Only speak when asked a question,567213
Be eaten by a zombie,744740,Be burnt at the stake,599586
Have a fat and ugly spouse that enjoys frequent sex,68123,Have a gorgeous spouse that was chaste,173919
Travel to when your great grandfather/mother was 25 and have sex with him/her,64713,Travel to when your great grandson/daughter is 25 and have sex with him/her,164775
Give a handjob to a gerbil,161637,Give a handjob to a rhinocerous,76852
Have to kill the animal for any meat you eat,919095,Never eat meat again,540645
Have three nipples,832725,Have one nipple,546557
Wear pants too high,794484,Wear pants too low,616643
Have a slight lisp,928056,Have a slight cockeye,321479
Vacation in New York City,731531,Vacation in Tokyo,685421
Only write in cursive,944389,ONLY TYPE IN CAPS,477013
Have the voice of the opposite sex,730260,Have the muscle mass/bodybuild of the opposite sex,624061
Sleep in a room a little too warm,378266,Sleep in a room a little too cold,1060735
Have the sense of smell of a dog ,190098,Have the eyesight of an eagle ,1236893
Have arms in proportion to a T-Rex,688398,Have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus ,612602
Be lost in the woods at night,981850,Stuck in a haunted house at night,405380
Not be able to orgasm,129529,Not be able to taste or smell anything,127440
Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life,1177093,Be stalked by a demon for three days then die,207009
Never touch a computer again,1089074,Never touch a person of the opposite sex again,326344
Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago,518227,Dress only the way you did when you were 15,827736
Return a punt in an NFL game,901591,Spend 90 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime,330409
Be a hometown hero,1221569,Be a C level celebrity noone really likes. ,146653
Drink your own urine out of a cantene,139970,Eat a live water snake,97296
Castrate a lamb using only your teeth,406807,Wrestle a territorial 8 foot alligator by diving on its back,838200
Never read another book,1157877,Never hear another song,250280
Never understand the concept of time,954910,Never understand the concept of sex,409159
Be a leper,431160,Be a midget,826490
Have $150 in quarters,871747,Have $100 in paper money,543469
Never play computer games again,792340,Never watch any video on a computer again,585761
Be stung by 20 bees in random locations,551049,Have each shin kicked hard 10 times,759329
Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks,1027377,Live in the Dark Ages,301717
Fight Hulk Hogan,665075,"Fight Dwayne ""The Rock "" Johnson",631541
Sexually assault ten people,121882,Murder one person,139874
Be as you are now,623564,"Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death",797914
Be Harry Potter,688918,Be Luke Skywalker ,709905
Find out your girlfriend is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds) ,568269,Find out you can never have kids again,250633
Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade,835900,Cut off the tips of all your own fingers,452476
Have testicles the size of mangos,70672,Have normal testicles but two penises,131999
"Do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break",705009,"Do 2,000 sit-ups without a break",657025
Murder a middle-aged couple's only child who is 10 years old,39,Punch 10 pregnant women so hard they miscarry,32
Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese,294144,Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks,1050944
Be a very fat and ugly person with a ton of friends that will never get someone of the opposite sex,289575,Be a very skinny and attractive person that has no friends but can get any person of the opposite sex they want,1038291
Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider,460335,An equally venomous wasp,704777
Order a beer at a gay bar,430637,Order a mudslide at a sports bar,341478
Have an average house in the middle of a city,500830,Have a mansion miles away from civilization,855267
Get homosexually raped,101152,Rape someone homosexually,134352
Stick it in Amy Winehouse,169153,Stick it in a light socket,65837
You pee your pants in public and everyone knows,65214,You shit your pants in public and nobody knows,191930
Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life,870806,Only drink gravy for the rest of your life,400459
Sport a key-chain nipple ring,324422,Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters,919873
Watch porno with your parents,204827,Watch a porno starring your parents,40330
Live in the world of Dr Seuss,737469,Live in the Star Trek Universe ,614437
Eat a live gerbil,826247,Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn,363784
Fight the entire Smurf village,717506,Fight the full collection of Care Bears,614622
Fight all of the origional Power Rangers in their Megazord robot,628901,Fight Optimus Prime,625139
Own a pet snake,430902,Own a pet turtle,972035
Tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most,587209,Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can,738148
Be a nudist,729463,Be a nevernude,593784
Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys,656863,Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time,664156
Swim in a pool of poop,792525,Get your head stuck in an elephant's rear end,475323
Star in Saved By The Bell,519483,Star in Boy Meets World,600971
Freeze to death,1199361,Boil to death,176188
Be forced to walk around for an entire month without pants,588581,Shed all you hair for an entire month,762132
Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you,606331,Have AIDS,634560
Have no fingers,434664,Have no ears,920840
Have a one night stand,225060,Have a friend with benefits,1113796
Be adopted,597068,Adopt a child right now,783564
Not be able to sit,821797,Not be able to stand,548615
Be tar and feathered,641181,Be whipped and chained,585342
Be a wizard,1108618,Be a vampire,292164
Live in a giant peach,879791,Live in a giant shoe,443715
Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon,670523,Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf,660443
Have to learn how to walk again,939480,Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.,413626
Walk around barefoot in snow for an hour,151355,See your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno,106480
Have everything you touch turn to dust,113314,Have everything you touch turn to gold,1250601
Never be able to feel emotions,557892,Never be able to express emotions,777419
Own a horse in the city ,563087,Own a cat in the country,791682
Be in a room filled with people dying,190088,Be the only person in the big empty room,1170672
Fly like Superman,942155,Travel like Spiderman,462618
Have anal,68573,Have oral,183499
Have long curly hair,357931,Have short straight hair,468161
Have a jello room,461081,Have a pillow room,919930
Be attacked by a drug addict,173072,Homosexually date raped,76771
Be electrocuted every time you swear,582290,Have all profanities censored out on your television,738681
Own an Xbox 360,733541,Own a PS3,634662
Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours,1010863,Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life,298929
Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life,501071,Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life,781627
Have to skip instead of walk or run at all times,515701,"Sprint everywhere you'd normally walk, jog or run to",759381
Eat a container of butter,304874,Drink a bottle of maple syrup,1032720
Be deeply insulted by a stranger,670594,Be slapped across the face,669740
Know for sure who killed JFK,628982,Know for sure what happened to Amelia Earhart,671378
Be James Bond,899107,Be Doctor Who,448292
Live without your phone,1176133,"Live without your computer, ipod, and clean clothes",209611
Work under Captain Kirk,724708,Work under Captain Picard,378966
Eat your weight in pig feet,500583,Dive into a pool of horseradish and worms,699784
Fall two stories onto concrete,236627,Fall two stories into freezing water,1068262
Only use a Mac,500221,Only use a Windows PC,866913
Be stoned to death,381467,Be grounded,933019
Bet it all on black,689498,Bet it all on red,607433
Inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically,487108,Explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail,806890
Have seventeen testicles,607993,Have one testicle the size of a coconut,640380
Have a vagina on your right hand,181539,Have a vagina on your neck,61201
Would you rather have the opposite sex's part every other year,105178,Or keep your one part and watch everyone else's change,127183
Be the first to die,580229,The last to die,781788
Be dangled over the edge of a cliff ,285660,Be forced to public speak,1033141
Emit robot noises whenever you move,519667,Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink,752169
Cut off six of your own fingers and one foot,659021,Bring Hitler back to life as a killer invincible robot zombie,640786
Regurgitate food to feed them,921738,Lick your children to bathe them,312674
Beat up a 7 year old,935184,Beat up a 77 year old,421752
Eat a tablespoon of salt,718287,Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon,605106
Get run over by a car and die,884126,Kill 5 small children with your car,458329
Lick the floor at a club,1123422,Lick a toilet seat at walmart,160215
Be psychokinetic,539032,Be telepathic,770632
Sign your real name,811343,"Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.)",501472
Run upstairs and barricade the second floor,875567,Sequester yourselves in the cellar,371166
Fight Apollo Creed,634160,Fight Ivan Drago,392182
Take him down,660645,Let him win,671973
Take a suppository of vitamins daily,629073,Take a syringe of vitamins daily,544565
Lie in the grass and read a book,567782,Stay inside and watch excellent TV,771422
Play a 10 day trial of World of Warcraft,719808,Play runescape forever even without full membership,461559
Play Rock Band,476141,Play Guitar Hero,783643
Have your brain transplanted into a robot,564384,Have your brain transplanted into the opposite sex,766724
Have an iPad,384868,Have an iPhone,968049
Choose a Nintendo DS,655265,Choose a PSP,664740
Only eat meat,1154199,Only eat fish,216474
Have locked in syndrome with no cure in sight,254719,Die right when the car hits you,993892
Be stuck with Dawn,494542,Be stuck with May,600289
Have your lair be underwater,798513,Have your lair be in the side of a cliff,487310
Only read Marvel,868419,Only read DC Comics,381325
Have an iPhone,803771,Have an Android device,573489
Drink only water and alcohol for the rest of your life,355775,Drink anything other than alcohol for the rest of your life,1002380
Kill Voldemort,956098,Kill Harry Potter,392112
Live and let your sibling die,369058,Die to save your sibling,930548
Marry an active porn star,189994,Marry a polygamist,57021
Get severe frostbite,799939,Be severely burned,451684
Live completely alone on an island,985205,Be overworked in a cramped factory,303064
Have a section of your ear bitten off,921163,Lose your two front teeth,364524
Spend a day with Justin Beiber,400576,Spend a day with Miley Cyrus,936868
Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company,700496,Be the President of a prominent country,492235
Lose your mind,681589,Lose your significant other,597736
Make a salad every 10 minutes for 3 months straight,126691,Be the most scared you could ever be for 1 month,119627
Have sex with your clone,93741,Fight your clone,172423
80s child-star actor,918579,60s one hit wonder,335598
Erase Canada off the map,279232,Erase New Jersey off the map,1055024
Get one million dollars,574836,Find true love,809933
"Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life",800825,"Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich",445509
Get a paper cut on your hand once a week,767577,Have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes,516119
Go one year without your teeth,611055,Go one year without the Internet,752056
Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight,557357,Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight,654963
Use a touchscreen on all your devices,898069,Use a mouse and keyboard on all your devices,424351
Check your email first every morning,361131,Check your social networks first every morning,936648
Walk around the mall naked,1002501,Walk around school or workplace naked,298307
Explode,778205,Implode,537594
Meet Chuck Norris,807639,Meet the Old Spice Man,482580
Store all your photos on Facebook,767725,Store all your photos on Flickr,428587
Only date people with severe OCD,992211,Only date chain smokers,372582
Find $5,997533,Have your local WNBA team win the championship,346687
Date a playboy bunny,66957,Date a Victoria's Secret angel,140671
Always speak all your thoughts out loud,883948,Never speak at all (not even in sign language),412285
Sit,869273,Stand,481010
"Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection",494263,Break a leg,837312
Walk in on your parents having sex,83841,Have your parents walk in on you having sex,156910
Call the police but they don't get there in time,329770,Intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating,951852
Be 4 feet tall,486749,Be 8 feet tall,842100
Go swimming with sharks,926774,Go swimming with alligators,379686
Kill yourself,153173,Kill your best friend,100044
See the future,762670,Change the past,615114
Lose both your arms,362013,Lose both your legs,918451
Have all other members naked but never able to take off your clothes,208747,Be naked all the time with no other members able to get naked,38601
Be a manly woman,677829,Be a womenly man,627718
"Live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one",394156,"Live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one",854705
Be a pirate,302157,Be a ninja,1069007
Embrace death,906404,Become a vegetable,369731
Shrink to 1 inch,621492,Grow to 3 stories,675376
Be swallowed head first,882451,Be swallowed feet first,414104
Get Shot,972285,Get Stabbed,349319
Have Sarah Palin be president,492363,Have Michele Bachmann be president,513000
Eat only lima beans for the rest of your life,107993,Be allowed to eat your favorite meal but only three times a week,1139461
Master every programming language,293189,Master every spoken language,1004022
Be able to run 40 miles per hour,840502,Own a car,505729
Read the Iliad,264495,Read the Odyssey,817609
Get hit by a bus,997917,Watch a loved one get hit by a bus,309010
Be a pedophile for a day,378,Be molested by one as a child,375
Be immortal for 50000 years,2,Be immortal for 500000 years,3
Be your current gender,8,Be the opposite gender,2
Watch a porno with your parents,3,Watch a porno starring your parents,3
Die In A fire,31,Fall off a Cliff and DIe,38
Poop in a public bathroom,5,Piss on a public street,2
Listen to Spongbob laughing,2,"Listen to \""Baby\"" by Justin Bieber",2
Listen to Spongbob laughing,10,"Listen to \""Baby\"" by Justin Bieber",3
Be Dumbledore,2,Be Gandalf,3
Say no to everything,4,Say yes to everything,1
Date someone with blonde hair,1,Date someone with brunette hair,1
"Date someone who is super hot and never understands you, ",6,Date someone who is ugly but understands you totally.,2
Would you give someone your own gender a blowjob and have a chance at a relationship,5,Be alone forever,3
Date a blonde,35,Date a brunette,34
Win a free X-box 306,3,Win a free Ps3,10
Chug a pint of spoiled milk,3,Chug a bottle of pepto bismal,2
It be Betty White,1,It be Susan Boyle,1
The Elder Scrolls ,10,Fallout,1
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot,2,Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot ,1
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot,2,Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot (the tiger bites),0
Date an attractive person you know of your own gender,2,Date the ugliest person you know of the opposite gender,4
Be a hermit (never ever leave your house) for the rest of your life,5,Be homeless for the rest of your life,0
Be a hufflepuff,1,Be a ravenclaw,6
Have no penis (or vagina),2,Have no arms or legs,1
You\'re own faeces ,2,You\'re best friends faeces,0
Be broke and in love,6,Be rich and alone,1
Have one leg,3,Have no arms,0
Be constantly dizzy,5,Throw up every hour,0
"Date someone you barely see, be in pain when they are gone, but have the best time with them",4,Be single and not dating,3
Wear wet jeans for an entire month,3,Feel a trickle of cold water go down your back every 30 seconds for a year,12
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort,2,Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader,2
Shave the genitals of a member of the opposite sex,5,Have a member of the opposite sex shave your genitals,4
Walk through walls,2,See through walls,1
Wear shoes without socks,5,Wear socks without shoes,3
Climb a tree,1,Swim a cross a river,7
Live in a hot climate with snow gear,1,Live in a cold climate with summer apparel ,2
Your arms flap around madly every time you speak,2,Someone in the area repeats everything you say just as loudly,2
Consume 1 Galleon of Mayonnaise,2,Consume an entire T-shirt,2
Have two opposite color eyebrows,13,Have only a bottom lip,0
Always have fingernails 5 inches or longer,712406,Have a snorkel on your face permanently,488625
Spend one night spent passionately with Rosie O'Donnell,790113,Have your two front teeth pulled out,364288
GooglePlus,131,Facebook,110
Have the tail of a monkey,23,Have the nose of a elephant,6
Have the tail of a monkey,9,Have the nose of a elephant,0
Hop every where,7,Walk Backwards everywhere,5
Be rich with no friends,44,Poor with lots of friends,36
Be known for killing with a sword,4,Be known for killing with a pistol,1
Shop with a woman,11,Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black,1
Shop with a woman,8,Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black,1
Jump off of a cliff into a pit of alligators ,4,Swim into shark infested waters reaking of dead/bloody fish,3
"Have the only song you listen to ever again be \""Lighters\"" by Bruno Mars ",4,"\""Bleeding Love\"" by Leona Lewis",0
Be a Shoulder Angel,4,A Shoulder Devil,1
Live in John Candy\'s fat rolls,1,Live on George Bush\'s head,1
MW3,28,Battlefield3,38
Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life,570,Eat only pizza for the rest of your life,831
Have your mother walk in on you having sex with your cat,9,Have your cat walk in on you having sex with your mother,11
Have the hiccups for the rest of your life,2,Have the insatiable urge to yawn for the rest of your life,12
Kill the love of your life,12,Have the love of your life kill you,16
Saw off your own foot and eat it,20,Saw off someone else\'s foot and eat it,25
Barack Obama,6,George W. Bush,1
Sound like anyone you want,390299,Speak any language you want,947853
Link,9,Mario,5
Be shot once,12,Be stabbed multiple times,1
Be blood letted(loss of blood through deep cuts),6,Be leeched,10
Sit on a freezing cold toilet seat,18,Sit on a toilet seat that has recently been warmed by a previous user,2
Be forced to watch TV all the time,459544,Not watch TV at all,860650
Have a baby boy,848476,Have a baby girl,463014
Have two penises,131347,Have a penis and a vagina,116925
Be stuck on the moon,883452,Be stuck at the bottom of the ocean,424186
Have no toes on both feet,12,Have one giant big toe on each foot,6
"Live by them, think about them every day, and never be able to have a relationship with them while they get married and raise a family.",2,Never see them again.,3
Never smoke weed,181030,Smoke weed every day,85056
Cat,3,Dog,7
Be ignorant but happy,5,Be intelligent and a little unhappy,11
Read Harry Potter,1106356,Read Twilight,203552
Be a farmer,173088,Be a hooker,85798
Soil yourself and have nobody know,910592,"Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did",298718
Refuse to allow your son to marry a man?,10,Deny your son the choice of who he can love?,0
An agressive dog.,2,An aggressive cat.,2
Hermaphrodite,133109,Leper,71398
Know when you are going to die,26,Know how you are going to die,45
Be lost in a maze of underground caves,11,Be lost out at sea,9
Give up television for the rest of your life,68,Give up Internet for the rest of your life,35
Choose the unlimited BestBuy giftcard,27,Choose the unlimited grocery store giftcard,26
Be Position B in the Human Centipede,59480,Be crucified,173646
Travel to the Past,15,Travel to the Future,35
Be forced to eat a tub full of poo in one week,126697,Have a small bird poo in your mouth every morning for life,85103
Have to hold your pee all day,873802,Have to go pee every 5 minutes,434577
Have her die of terminal cancer at 18,1081918,Have her get kidnapped and sold into the sex trade at 18,324104
Drink milk for the rest of your life,624146,Drink orange juice for the rest of your life,705750
Ejaculate immediately every time you become aroused,155010,Only be aroused when touching a member of the same sex,77116
Get in an accident with a teen,12,Get in an accident with a old person,10
Never be able touch anyone again,722328,Never be able talk to anyone again,571719
Marry same gender attractive person,656143,Marry opposite gender thats beyond ugly,571235
Win the Nobel Peace Prize,232093,Find a cure for a terminal disease,1058117
"Always have messy, unkept hair",925373,Always have stains on your clothes,338488
Die falling from a building,212859,Die from suffocation,36515
Die a painful death that goes down in history,881379,Die a painless death that everyone hates you for,403599
Admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family,699674,Never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again,490042
Take a picture,916065,Have your picture taken,386638
Be a carrot,682363,Be a cucumber,613959
"Have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day",394051,"Have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard",805754
Be a Unicorn,322390,Be a Wizard,1018910
Be albino,458101,Be a ginger,835288
Be Eddie Vedder,229041,Be Freddie Mercury,839629
Be required to perform two years of mandatory military service when you turn 18,805906,Have a draft enforced during wartime,358726
Chocolate,824988,Vanilla,522027
Listen to Rebecca Black,632723,Listen to Justin Bieber,626011
Watch a porno with your parents,200156,Watch a porno of your parents,40346
Have the best sex with the ugliest person,114049,Have the worst sex with the most beautiful person,134375
Be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses,705960,Be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck,646302
Be a muslim,306199,An atheist,936402
Have uncontrollable diarrhea,635472,Have uncontrollable vomiting,602300
Be charged as a sexual offender,142619,Be charged as a child abductor,90652
Drool abnormally in public,454452,Audibly moan during each conversation you have,702400
Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara,666226,Wear a bikini in the Antarctic,569207
Work at McDonalds,731804,Work at Burger King,572903
Cowboy,908386,Indian,386693
Be James Bond,1003516,Be Jason Bourne,266813
Tea,699682,Coffee,619230
Cheese grate your upper arm,671887,Slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol,460615
Be muscular with a busted face,318808,"Be busty, with a gorgeous face",901957
Facebook,894693,Twitter,403397
Wear a ski suit all the time,393577,Go everywhere barefoot,848758
Be wanted,515339,Be needed,806761
Live in isolation,354706,Face your biggest fear once a month,919212
Never be able to hear your favorite song again,648365,Never be able to watch your favorite movie again,624474
Be a rich but stupid footballer,641551,Be a genius but poor scientist,637042
"Eat a rotten, raw steak",528941,Eat a human's cooked liver,687194
Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary,678202,Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important,556143
Shower with Jerry Sandusky,135993,Be a victim of a Catholic priest,61667
Only be photographed,682863,Only be filmed,603799
Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted,480977,Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp,698023
Be forced to watch My Little Pony for 24 hours,1131475,Have the theme song stuck in your head for the rest of your life,159589
Paint your nails,611549,Wear high heels,140742
Be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life and be able to have children,440644,Be able to walk but unable to have children,786624
"Always call fingering ""fingerblasting""",133570,"Always call blowjobs ""blowjays""",106614
Have dropped the first atom bomb on Japan,191762,Have operated a gas chamber during the Holocaust,53568
Always have mud in your shoes,555098,Always have a pebble in your shoe,679459
Be convicted as a corrupt politician,378693,Be convicted as a corrupt Fortune 500 CEO,678481
Need glasses to see far away,880969,Need glasses to see close up,374550
Be a fairy who cannot fly,672571,Be a 10 foot tall dwarf,579420
Get a Hole-in-One and have to buy the whole bar a drink?,426876,No Hole-in-One,759407
Eat nothing but dog treats,951153,Eat nothing but cat food,285030
 get a sex change,114,Be a virgin for life,76
Be locked in a chastity belt,4,Gangbanged 3 times a week,1
"Be well dressed from the waist up, with ridiculous pants and shoes",675451,"Be well dressed from the waist down, with ridiculous shirts and hats",500116
Travel the world and die young,5,Stay at home and get old,5
Be Canadian,3,Be American,2
Have it done slowly with a chainsaw,4,Have it done with an axe,6
Eat 5 live rats,49317,Chew on Donald Trump's pubic hair for 5 seconds,187877
Marry a hardened criminal,588757,Marry someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages,635927
Be a vampire who can transform into a bat,722674,Be a ghost that can possess only appliances,529773
Fight a tiger,4,Fight a shark,9
See into the future,2,Have the ability to go into the past,5
Have a good life in a small house,4,Have a miserable life in a billion dollar mansion,1
Play quarterback,810772,Play linebacker,314563
Sleep in a tanning bed for a month,537824,Sleep in a small suitcase for a month,673092
Have everybody stare awkwardly,1035574,Have everyone look away in disgust,198789
Have your eye held open by someone while they slice/paper-cut your eye,22,Have your eye held open by someone while they take a razor to your eye and start shaving your eye away,5
Superman,23,Batman,15
Be homeless and hungry but always loved by your perfect partner,791139,Have a fabulous house and amazing food but never have loved or been loved,448737
Be a vegetarian and love a meat eater,244495,Be a meat eater and love a vegetarian,1025275
Become Homosexual and find the love of your life,12,Stay Heterosexual and never find anyone who'll even kiss you,6
Be Blind,2, Be Deaf,1
Have everyone stare at you in disgust,413008,Have everyone look away in disgust,789735
Go to jail for life,608863,Have the death penalty,665315
Rip up the exam paper,239326,Walk out laughing,1031800
Be named after a car,1014088,Be named after produce (fruits or veggies),248453
Spend your last moments with your family,651416,Do something crazy that you've always been too scared to do,620397
Get fingered by a gorilla,76293,Finger a Gorilla,159024
Be eaten by a lion,1102957,Be eaten by ants,179160
Know when the world ends,503999,Know how the world ends,802397
Be a Prince/Princess,864577,Be a Mermaid/man,412244
Find true love,512685,Cure cancer,806041
Slay the dragon,613919,Rescue the princess,682107
Visit Hogwarts,839753,Visit Narnia,437010
Fart in front of your crush,922699,Get caught picking your nose by your crush,316840
Have a nail hammered through every joint in each of your fingers,331882,Have the famous Starry Night slowly carved into your back with a knife,748242
Own a pocket-sized giraffe,585155,Own a pocket-sized elephant,704056
Have your foot stepped on by an elephant,727966,Have your foot bitten by a lion,505127
Have sex with a celebrity for a week and then no sex ever again,76062,Have sex with below average people for the rest of your life,170710
Enact Net Neutrality as a law,544572,"Enact the ""Stop Online Piracy Act"" as a law",393930
Find a book about everything about the past,300504,Find a book about everything about the future,967792
Have blue skin,881810,Have red skin,416419
Sprout a tail,855435,Sprout a horn,365489
Spend a day with Michael Jackson,192750,Spend a day with a Catholic Priest,54092
Be a robot,606183,Be an alien,682532
Be resistant to cold and impossible to freeze to death,477728,Be resistant to heat and impossible to burn to death,766576
Use only Comic Sans,626773,Use only Papyrus,468236
Own a mini horse,520938,Own a regular horse,747618
Be smart and always be ignored,865228,Be dumb but always listened to,400533
Switch sexual orientation,176128,Be permanently obese,63123
Be blind,145765,Have penises for arms,104892
Read the book,537835,See the film,758495
Be publicly accused of 1st degree murder,198725,Be publicly accused of pedophilia,43383
Try acid once,70066,Try magic mushrooms once,172594
Be raped by a group of 10 year old boys,93244,Be raped by a wolf,147619
Sit on a cold toilet seat,680877,Sit on a warm toilet seat,621110
Have sex with a wolf,184326,Have a wolf have sex with you,54224
Be visited by Ancient Aliens,954652,Be visited by Mole People,234694
Get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet,392436,Be bitten once by a Black Widow spider,748896
Be a student the rest of your life,604900,Be a teacher the rest of your life,665939
Eat a Rotten Banana,210823,Suck an Old Guy's Dick,34191
Give your friend a blowjob and escape,117312,"Stay in the room for an entire week, without food or water",86616
Snow for the rest of your life,768389,Rain for the rest of your life,524912
Have the ability to pull out of your pockets the exact change needed for ANY purchase,399933,Have the ability to discreetly read minds,845427
Need to milk yourself,551200,Lay an egg,696596
Be a capitalist,750766,Be a communist,384764
"Unearth and loot a corpse, finding a Rolex",454467,"Cheat in a competition, winning a Rolex",695817
Be a content failure,648821,Be an unhappy success,549486
Die a hero,848364,Live long enough to see yourself become the villain,419382
Be a Lefty,315175,Be a Righty,976008
Be married to someone that doesn't love you,405346,Be married to someone that you don't love,796681
Burp confetti,710983,Fart glitter,560102
Be a superhero and hated by everyone,861606,Have no arms or legs but be loved by all,397945
Have your testicles sandpapered off,147065,Be locked in a room full of your dead family members and the only way to survive is to eat them,81884
Be married to someone who doesn't love you,418034,Be married to someone you don't love,781489
Never have to grocery shop again.,407119,Never have to do laundry again.,854261
Be a famous country singer,515412,Be a famous blues guitarist,703893
Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day,542388,Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat,641346
Eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold,769284,Eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it,422059
Go to the dentist,494726,Watch women's sports,791207
Every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage,825088,Every song you hear is performed by Nickelback,357286
Never have sex,107238,Be a sex addict that has a ton of kids,140202
Be anorexic,724914,Be obese,467127
Resurrect your favorite cancelled show of all time for 1 season,604361,Cancel your most hated show,609972
Wear the KKK robes for life,662173,Tattoo Swastikas on both of your cheeks,448372
Eat a hotdog,330377,Eat a hamburger,935624
Work 9am to 5pm,1021720,Work 9pm to 5am,256338
Vote for Bachman,469593,Vote for Palin,435550
"Spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences.",720845,"Never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life.",594620
Be able to control/talk to machines,407066,Be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity,825402
Have sex with your mom,87680,Have sex with a group of little boys,117446
Have sex with your mom,85909,Have sex with a group of little boys,115961
Feel like you have to sneeze all the time,608828,Feel like you're about to fall all the time,606767
"Have a 5 year, absurdly sexual relationship with Clay Aiken",106963,"Have a one night stand with Clay Aiken, professionally video taped, and released via a major porn distributor",91810
Be permanently mute,644859,Amputate one of your arms,573718
Be able to kill anyone by writing their name in a notebook,316332,"Be able to heal anyone of any injury/illness, or revive the dead via a kiss",952509
Live in a foreign city and not know the language,842146,"Live on an island, alone",389266
Not wear shoes for the rest of your life,737135,Not drive a car for the rest of your life,513443
Be a virgin for the rest of your life,169297,Have AIDS until the day you die,74512
Have a one inch penis,159266,Have penile cancer,68759
Be able to speak every language in the world fluently,600534,Be the best in the world in one category of your choosing,639711
Wear nothing but jeans,721459,Wear nothing but shorts,546763
"Live in a library, where books are your only form of entertainment",716225,"Live in a prison cell, where you have access to any channel on TV",512693
Have to live Adolf Hitler's Life,478792,Have to live Joseph Stalin's Life,673422
Be deaf,584898,Be Amish,616670
Find $1,767650,Read a book,547897
Have sex with a fat ugly person,145424,Have sex with a hot person that has an STD,96409
Be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life,854441,Be separated from your entire family for life,361676
Drink the same thing,1037339,Eat the same meal,222354
Non-stop peeing for the rest of your life,489740,Non-stop crying for the rest of your life,741252
Be Buddhist,732085,Be Jewish,451257
Be killed by Jason (Friday 13th),574801,Be killed by ghostface (Scream),541272
Chill With Eminem,847999,Chill With Jay-Z,349831
Be a high school or below teacher,347279,Be a college professor,888182
Have your best friend be a girl,671955,Have your best friend be a guy,589818
Fight Voldemort,857015,Fight Freddy Krueger,350519
Burn your family to death,50818,Nuke your hometown with all your friends in it,179518
Have your testicles crushed,123225,Have your eyes gouged out,63035
Be a dinosaur,835290,Be a narwhal,408732
Eat a quarter,378022,Eat Chapstick,822047
Play for the Red Sox,375106,Play for the Yankees,693309
Never be able to look in the mirror again,442694,Always get dressed in complete darkness,781383
"Fight 100 third graders, one at a time",949615,Fight 50 third graders at the same time,296397
Be a Devil,219024,Be a God,1050058
Be forced to listen to Justin Bieber sing live,136175,Have a cute person of the other gender fart in your face for the equal amount of time,113498
Have both sets of genitals,79838,Become the other gender,162033
Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns,643274,Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers,559363
Lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot,275580,Lose 250 dollars in the stock market,934661
Be a ghost,815738,Be a demon,449776
Have it always be day,733826,Have it always be night,530454
"Live poor with Jesus Christ, then go to Heaven",907660,"Live richly with Satan, then go to Hell",326110
Die slowly but not much pain,937583,Die fast with a lot of pain,315312
Hug a Panda,913298,Hug a Polar Bear,366757
Smash a computer with a baseball bat,579191,Smash a guitar on the floor,662999
Own a lightsaber,293113,Know the ways of the force,948768
Never be able to eat Chipotle again,1000076,Never eat dessert again,211893
Watch an uninterrupted WNBA double header,394870,Listen to an entire Nickleback CD in one sitting,675672
Be a slave in the pre-Civil War south,728020,Be a slave in Ancient Egypt,424189
Have a Pinocchio nose,579937,Have Dumbo ears,611003
Have to wear a Barney costume for the rest of your life,489542,Have to eat a bowl of cereal and mustard every morning,678833
Become a Spartan (Halo),905410,Become a Cog (Gears of War),186583
Be allergic to sugar,390368,Be forced to wear ponchos 24/7,843677
Have a massive head compared to your body,442276,Always have a bowl cut,711993
Watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over,313583,Watch bad workout infomercials over and over,737117
Be a professional skier,268495,Be a professional snowboarder,928068
Take 3 shots of dip (tobacco) spit,424422,Take 3 shots of dirty bong water,627286
Only be able to meow yet live nine lives,337288,Be able to talk and live once,891847
Light your hands on fire for a minute,440857,Light your feet on fire for a minute,760656
"Start every sentence with ""if""",688786,"Start every sentence with ""but""",471148
Say YES (or similar words) to everything,863592,Say NO (or similar words) to everything,341781
Have an urge to poop for a full day in a small room alone,154219,Have an erection with your mom in a small room,78570
Be sent into space without enough oxygen,822876,Be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions,385176
Be a Hippie,602046,Be a Gangsta,645100
Fight Spock,503877,Fight Kirk,549303
Lose an eye and a hand,400971,Lose a leg and an ear,786764
Live in a penthouse in L.A.,755529,Live in a townhouse in London,456136
Have ice breath,666884,Have fire breath,609537
Have all your limbs cut off by a very dull butter knife,175679,Have to go to every single local WNBA game for the rest of your life,975765
Live with no electronics,836170,Live with no friends,429120
Have sex with two transvestites,171079,Have sex with a dog,57980
Fight Cybermen,597845,Fight Daleks,372861
Drive a smart car,552491,Drive a Lamborghini and fill up 4 times a week,676150
Have a pet monkey,742305,Have a talking parrot,502472
Live in a Toyota Prius,682362,Live in your bathroom for the rest of your life,500795
Be stranded alone,415624,Be stranded with someone that you hate,820926
Be naked all the time,728659,Never leave your house/apartment,509633
Smoke pot with Batman,157509,Smoke pot with Spiderman,91059
Get 4 hours of sleep per night,509679,Get 15 hours of sleep per night,742852
Be an amazing security guard,853682,Be a terrible FBI agent,389811
Slam your penis in the car door once,123999,Get kicked in the balls every day for two weeks,70097
Be barefoot for the rest of your life,688283,Wear Crocks for the rest of your life,532374
Be really fat,336027,Be really hairy,887643
Be addicted to steroids,521954,Be incredibly frail,600586
Your piss smells like McDonalds French fries,635690,Your poop smells like Burger King whopper.,582870
Have the first dibs every time,535877,Always have the last laugh,653610
Eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce,497896,Drink every drink mixed with Four Loco,510572
Have a huge head and a small neck,776946,Have a huge neck and a small head,384201
Get your kidney ripped out,103915,Get raped by someone you hate,133646
"""Get Funky"" with Beyoncé",57560,"""Rock the Casbah"" with Megan Fox",159134
Live in Hyrule,467515,Live in the Mushroom Kingdom,624081
Be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson,565699,Punch a toddler and be seen by thousands of people,612014
Be fed to a Rancor,504589,Be fed to a Sarlacc,407573
Always watch Nicolas Cage movies,629894,Always watch Owen Wilson movies,484458
Never eat pizza again,505009,Never drink another soda,755918
Be known as a dick for life,136615,Be known to have a small dick,60547
"Be accomplished and famous, then die at 18",233276,Be ordinary and die at a reasonable age,994961
Eat a spoonful of cinnamon,903580,Snort mustard,257171
Be awake during spine surgery and hear the bones crunching,339470,Be awake when they twisted a extremely broken arm back into place,800040
"Own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads",434194,"Own 10,000 bobble heads",753591
Be the best singer in the world... but ugly,462988,Be the worst singer in the world... but beautiful,760628
Be forced to attend school for your entire life,529539,Be forced to marry your distant cousin,680037
Have it facing the wall,282693,Have it facing away from the wall,845651
Teach Spanish,557755,Teach math,688128
Eat two pounds of human fat,146748,Drink a liter of genital sweat,69679
Be extremely unattractive,491215,"Be extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells perpetually like poop",686925
Live in the world overrun by Zombies,585386,Live in the world of My Little Pony,669364
Be starving for the rest of your life,552857,Or obese for the rest of your life,620020
Cut off each individual toe with a knife,692971,Pull out each tooth with pliers (including molars),380949
Be a girl with a buzz cut,315564,"Be a boy with thick, long, curly hair",880105
Drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting,518656,Use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks,607263
Be Australian,528244,Be American,738855
Be chinese,351319,Be japanese,883030
Be Gandolf,486123,Be Luke Skywalker,694615
Eat soup for every meal with only your face,902859,Stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate,248627
Listen to only one song for the rest of your life,871758,Listen to no music for the rest of your life,335837
Eat waffles,604454,Eat pancakes,634259
Watch your parent's sex tape,93406,Watch you and your girl/boyfriend's sex tape with your parents,136450
Assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.,102019,Assassinate Mahatma Gandhi,122426
Be in a no-named rock band,638983,Be in a wildly popular kids band like the Wiggles,516954
Chop off your own arm,499440,"Chop off a complete strangers arm, but they come back to kill you in 30 years",688288
Buy a gun,129541,Buy a passport,121241
"Have sex with a Siberian Tiger, everyday for the rest of your life",177333,Live with 1000 pregnant Camel Spiders,48097
Kill Hitler,200900,Kill Lee Harvey Oswald,41607
Eat 100 ants,951767,Eat 50 beetles,215693
Be smart and unlucky,483987,Be dumb and really lucky,750057
Be a gangster,565370,Be a freemason,580655
Swim in a pool of period blood,115555,Swim in a pool of semen,115123
Be bilingual,194786,Be bisexual,50271
Be sexually deprived,98362,Have chronic masturbation problems,132060
Live forever (or until the end of the Universe),1050169,Die right now with no afterlife,176604
Eat the rotting corpse of a skunk,49705,Eat pubic hair,169653
Get killed by your boyfriend/girlfriend,692400,Get killed by your best friend,507398
Run into a full grown Alien from Alien,518277,Run into Predator,605773
Slam your hand on top of a thumbtack with a half inch pin,632678,Shoot yourself in the top of the foot with a nail gun,431882
Shoot a shotgun,679512,Shoot a handgun,524063
Porsche,389556,Ferrari,826948
Death by firing squad,889201,Death by hanging,284301
Be stuck in a aquarium with a great white shark,769336,Be stuck in a room where the floor is covered in a layer of spiders,414996
Lose the ability to feel emotions,912677,Be physically paralyzed,283356
Know the exact time and place of your own death,517561,Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you,686581
Be able to travel at light speed,468244,Be able to read minds,784976
Eat your own hand,759176,Eat a loved ones eye,389823
Have anal with a transexual,55838,Have oral with a transexual,121710
Be in the Justice Leauge,331187,Be an Avenger,853347
Be stuck on the moon,617557,Be free floating in space,600363
Spend Monday to Saturday knocking down the wall off China for the rest of your life,510720,Never be able to leave your bedroom,658296
Live in your dream house thousands of miles from any civilization,841659,"Live in the city of your dreams, in a small house, with five foreigners you can't understand",314763
Sing everything you say,675336,Dance all your movements,539458
Be a motherfuckin' wizard,216248,Be King of England,36333
Be a Wizard,1012661,Be the King of England,231067
Run someone over,799556,Be run over,413411
Have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly,392186,Have an ugly spouse that adores you,754688
Take a load in the ear everyday,125707,Take a load in the mouth and swallow it everyday,52502
Be thrown into a snake pit,767610,Be thrown into a spider pit.,408554
Skyrim,656008,Modern Warfare 3,488348
Save the Library of Alexandria from burning,398368,Know what happened to Atlantis,764816
Kill your daughter to save an entire country from a huge catastrophe,530457,Be the cause of the catastrophe that destroys a country,640816
Eat 300 doughnuts in 4 hours for $500,834167,Drink a cup of sour milk for $50,369334
Lie every time you are asked a question,304364,Tell the truth every time you are asked a question,897916
Be a Muslim,347799,Be a Jew,784227
Be Zeus,834389,Be Poseidon,369075
Always take cold Showers,477163,Never feel anything cold,751850
Eat a pie,795444,Eat a grape,438084
Eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life,1064619,Drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life,92779
Poop rainbows,735334,Vomit rainbows,513291
Have to watch your parents have sex every day,95550,"Join your parents having sex once, and never have to watch them again",115389
Be 21,1043570,Be 10,239904
Eat what you find in a dump,274764,Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea,853899
Give birth,174389,Be hit by a lacrosse ball that bursts 1 of your balls,62102
Have created Facebook,877099,Have created Twitter,355200
Leave Earth forever and live with a race of aliens,296581,Get to meet a race of aliens but stay on Earth,899992
Eat a breakfast of only jellybeans,339257,Eat a breakfast of only hot wings,865346
Be with a blonde,275145,Be with a brunette,478572
Eat 25 toenails,323084,Snort a tablespoon of cinnamon,826508
Use a spoon,429391,Use a fork,800619
Receive $5 a day for the rest of your life,650939,"Receive $50,000 right here, right now",606190
Lick the armpit of a sweaty cab driver.,911103,Eat the ear wax of an old man who has never cleaned his ears.,126539
Pick the red option,419,Pick the blue option,516
Be walked in on while watching porn,58557,Be walked in on while watching Celine Dion music videos,141273
Live happily ever after with your favorite romance novel hero,122996,Live happily ever after with your favorite movie/TV show hero,567851
Be a spokesperson for an erectile-dysfunction treatment,112552,Be a spokesperson for a diarrhea/constipation remedy,97954
Have your current pet live as long as you do,769980,Bring a past pet back to life,400290
Have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day,286241,Have a fashionista pick you a new outfit every day,425217
"Win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store",553866,Win a 10-day free vacation to any destination,659879
Have your face covered in severe acne,825074,Be extremely fat,372853
Have a micro-penis,45235,Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time,183348
Sleep on a pillow with a blood stain,621662,Sleep on a really hard and uncomfortable pillow,580234
Have to give a graphic naked picture of yourself to anyone who asked for it,781172,Give up sex,398236
Be featured on the show Bridezillas,331500,Be featured on the show What Not to Wear,656402
Own a baby otter,431865,Own a messenger owl,773790
"Be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain",522699,Go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off,575247
"Have a terrible audition on ""American Idol""",674770,"Get a ridiculously easy question wrong on ""Who Wants to be a Millionaire""",467741
Attend Hogwarts,694793,Attend Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters,482426
Mansion in Beverly Hills,640850,Penthouse in Manhattan,507632
Serve 7 years in a rough prison,687290,Kill and eat your pet dog,504319
Pee your pants once a day at a random time,1044469,Poop your pants once a day at a random time,133383
Have a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels,616049,Have a small flying house,550445
Smell like farts all the time,254527,Get sprayed by a skunk once a month for the rest of your life,867411
Wear ugly gloves,832889,Wear an ugly hat,350031
Prostitute,156826,Nun,90235
Amputate the feet of two friends,675490,Amputate one of your own feet,464847
Have all of Disney World to yourself for one day,578264,Spend a day at the Playboy mansion,642962
Get a free appetizer with every meal,453999,Get a free dessert with every meal,747290
Be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario,685976,Be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario,432682
Reach your ideal salary,832980,Reach your ideal weight,367947
Win a 1-day shopping spree to any store,508179,Win a 2-week vacation to any destination,691041
Glue your eyes shut with super glue,244655,Spill hot glue over your naked lap,881152
Enter a sicilian bull,202362,Wear spanish boots,770509
Be waterboarded to death,408929,Be electrocuted to death,709704
"Inherit $15,000 from a distant relative",126692,Have you penis magically grow an extra inch in length and girth,73946
Have sex with Ryan Gosling,100658,Have sex with Taylor Lautner,91713
Have a penis shaped scar on your forehead,113199,Have your entire mid section and torso be terribly scarred and deformed,117188
Have 20 million YouTube subscribers,658463,Produce a blockbuster action movie,567626
Be unable to survive without eating something every hour,717340,Be unable to taste anything for the rest of your life,445707
Night vision,674335,Heightened senses in smell and hearing,528792
Have a Ford,619610,Have a Chevy,520706
Drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose,909220,Drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose,210166
Kill someone you hate and get caught,961366,Kill someone you love and never get caught,205522
Never shave ever again,826297,Never cut finger/toe nails ever again,372712
Meet your idol,680587,Be popular at school,535797
Be a thirdstring QB for a bad NFL team,318653,Be the MVP QB for a arena football team,598216
Only be able to see the world in a shade of red,647506,Barely hear people when they speak,512909
Eat your hands and feet,734950,Eat your whole dad,359695
Be the parent of Adolf Hitler,708137,Be the parent of Osama Bin Laden,439917
Have vaginas for ears,125127,Have penises for fingers,116875
Try to escape by building a boat,810261,Stay there and wish you get found,338251
Face a zombie attack,868836,Face a shark attack,337465
Experience Ferris Bueller's Day Off as Ferris,556269,Experience Sixteen Candles as Samantha Baker,352838
Eat a plate full of poop,272608,Eat a Human Foot,835996
Control the elements,429918,Control time,810000
Bring back someone you love who died,953356,Bring back someone famous who died,247085
Have your name known forever for doing something terrible,249986,Never be recognized for accomplishing something wonderful,911573
Be murdered by a secret organization,66,"Relive the month up until your murder, attempting to defeat or overcome your death.",228
Have your dad walk in on you having sex with your dog,139177,Have your dog walk in on you having sex with your dad,72131
Be constantly followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life,876095,Have 4 meters long arms,331101
Be Aquaman,430684,Be The Human Torch,729438
Be trapped in a sandstorm,393520,Be trapped in a snowstorm,796641
Be a woman with a penis,149042,Be a man with a vagina,84081
Drink a cup of blood,150730,Drink a cup of urine,87450
Watch porn with your parents,52,Watch porn of your parents ,8
ONLY ALCOHOL,7,ONLY WEED,3
Suck a Hobo's toe for 2 minutes,351779,Be in a cage with a honey badger and lion for 20 seconds,776458
Have a coat made from a family of pandas,128579,Have a coat made from 101 dalmatians,98019
"Lie to a patient, telling them they have lung cancer and will die",47348,Come into a hospice dressed as the Grim Reaper,180742
Be able to survive any injury or fall,882545,Be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket,275623
Know how to speak only English,580382,Know how to speak every language but never English,620146
Jersey Shore,483185,Sex and the City,604940
Put a toothpick in your toe nail and kick the wall,464644,Have paper cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice,606310
Play with dog doo like playdough,517654,Sit in someone else's warm urine,558647
Rely on The A team,739140,Rely on MacGyver,321145
Have every song you ever listen to turn into Nyan Cat,550349,"Have every movie you ever watch turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers",485024
Have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day,253150,Hever be able to produce healthy children,438252
Have a drunk personal driver,530813,Have a thieving maid/nanny,601947
Maintain eye contact with another person while eating a banana,827445,Move your head down to the banana,293005
Have the complete box-set of Dexter,379380,Have the complete box-set of Breaking Bad,668291
Pay in nothing but singles,505206,Pay in nothing but hundreds,641068
Talk like Yoda,664200,Breathe like Darth Vader,525048
Teabag a bear trap,147034,Clip your genitalia off with a nail clipper,27866
Lick a public bathroom floor,436187,Lick a public bathroom stall handle,646946
Bring John Lennon and George Harrison back to life and re-form The Beatles today,513081,Go back to 1963 and go to every Beatles concert from then until 1970 when they broke up,522590
South Park,457967,Family Guy,710715
Be Nyan Cat,354069,Have the ability to make any rage face of your choice,759681
Only drink carbonated beverages,393176,Never drink carbonated beverages,738938
Die in a zombie apocalypse,536899,Die in a nuclear war,659067
Slam your dick in a door,148441,Give your grandma a rimjob,34731
"Always wear clothes you like, but everyone else hates",645886,"Always wear clothes you hate, but everyone else loves",530523
Have to watch your significant other have wild sex with someone new once a month,87265,Only be able to see your significant other once a month,143078
Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life,350028,"Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again",845165
Not brush your teeth for a month,791370,Not shower for a month,402904
Work recycling human poop for the rest of your life,355020,Work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life,783179
Never see the sky again,502867,Never see a body of water again,664287
Live in a homeless shelter with internet access,570180,Live in an amazing home isolated from any outside contact,587516
Have the best sex with the porn star of your dreams,105967,Have 'meh' sex with the girl/guy you love,138090
Have your life be narrated by Morgan Freeman,995468,Have your life be narrated by James Earl Jones,154724
Get $20,726753,Get frequently complimented for one day,490402
Eat a Big Mac every six hours,355514,Eat an exquisite meal once every four days,828978
Fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow),689151,Fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle),466167
Always be naked,795887,Always be itchy,400894
Put a toothpick between your toe and toenail and kick a door 5 times,86143,Have sex with a dog,138353
They had terrible bad odor,282140,They played your least favorite music on repeat constantly,817362
Be deep sea diving and your oxygen tank runs out,437926,Be bungee jumping and have your cord snap,701874
"Masturbate in front of a large, leering crowd",163506,Be unable to do any sexual activity for five years,76683
Have the ability to rewind 24 hours three times each year,655581,Be able to consciously control your dreams and remember them in great details,518396
90's America,796147,70's Britain,368261
Have a perpetual boner,159901,Never be able to get a boner,27646
Find out that you swallowed a spider in your sleep,579364,Find out that your waiter had spit in your meal,571910
Watch your parents be murdered in front of you,418432,Murder the parents of another family in front of their children,666431
Go to a gun fight with a pellet pistol,421273,Go to a knife fight with a butter knife,720491
Fight a wolf with your bare hands,232389,Fight a large bear with a sword,955565
Fight three bulls at the same time,591336,Fight ten bulls one at a time,559252
Eat a used condom,147908,Eat a used tampon,71548
"Feel no pain, but be awake to see everything happens",960550,"Be asleep during the surgery, but wake up in pain",210834
Be on jury duty,377716,Go to work,763086
Instantly learn the piano perfectly,482118,Instantly learn the guitar perfectly,728085
Be a tomboy,414246,Be a girly girl,275750
Be woken up at 3AM every morning and forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire,299808,Get punched in the face by an average man once every two months,833567
Have unlimited money but no access to women,341515,Be surrounded by women but be poor,383517
Eat a pinecone,242569,Eat an acorn,851540
Morning person,481031,Night 0wl,708342
Get completely drunk after 1 unit of alcohol,409586,Never be able to get drunk,794369
The ability to have full control over your dreams,817933,Never have to sleep,390680
Be considered a liar,633484,Be considered a cheater,504853
Shoot both your mother's kneecaps,119441,Cut off your own penis,68259
See blurry all the time,263284,See everything in black and white,911371
Only Brutal Metal,718184,Only Justin Bieber,410155
"Not be able to see the colors purple, red or blue",766803,"See everything in black, white, and gray",382212
Get high,618856,Get drunk,551997
Blind with amazing musical ability,539890,Deaf with amazing artistic ability,595757
Peanut butter first,713653,Jelly first,417074
Listen to music again,469383,Play video games again,710427
Gandalf,594662,Dumbledore,541683
Kill a unicorn in front of thousands of children,778943,Kill a beloved dolphin in front of thousands of children,389680
Accidentally sleep with your Dad,48582,Find out your Mom used to be a man,178263
Be swept up in a hurricane,641644,Be lost in a flood,478073
Overdose on every drug at the same time,600271,Fall off a 100 story building,533319
Suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot,59474,Try to get him to safety in time,136506
End world hunger,438314,Find a cure for cancer,775964
Go back in time and correct the single biggest mistake of your life,858027,Go WAY back in time and come up with the Pythagorean Theorem before Pythagoras so you can have an equation named after you,286766
Stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar,531012,Eat 3 worms alive,604725
Be hunted by people,189499,Hunt people,990305
"Marry a 10 year old, and have a faithful relationship while receiving $100,000 per year",641537,Not,569780
The Amazon jungle,533737,The deep sea in a submarine,594900
Be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles,430992,Be captured by pirates at sea,698442
Have a lightsaber (Star Wars),1024815,Have a phaser (Star Trek),120229
Kill 5 people with a knife,459295,Shoot 10 people to death,698530
Eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish,442983,Bathe naked in vomit,568355
Only play Risk,362012,Only play Monopoly,781150
Save your dad's life by giving him a blowjob,61652,Save your mom's life by giving her cunnalingus,115382
Superbowl,538354,World Cup Final,570784
Burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds,733379,"Let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes",366216
Eat a Butterfinger,350114,Eat a Snickers,803405
Be near deaf,655672,Hear everything two minutes later,483220
Kill yourself,599218,"Push a button and have a random 10,000 people die",590045
Swallow three jawbreakers,674731,Swallow a foot long candy cane,381819
Be picked apart piece by piece to the bone every day for all eternity,39209,"Pick apart a person piece by piece, to the bone every day for all eternity",175885
Be locked in an NYC studio apt with 400 pugs for a year,674943,Be forced to round up all the pugs in the U.S. and put them on a boat bound for North Korea,363440
Be extremely paranoid,535563,Be extremely naive,589900
Have your ass and genitals change places,114187,Have your feet and hands change places,112398
Listen to only old Broadway musical songs,625924,Listen to only christmas music,479126
Beat a tiger in a fight who ate a man,570253,Beat a man in a fight who ate a tiger,576271
Army crawl everywhere,802683,Always have bad luck,307330
Always speak in pig-latin,257925,Always speak in Shakespeare dialogue,856487
Always have a sore throat,813035,Live with no fingers on preferred hand,301438
Watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life,84760,Join in once to make it stop,125482
Be an only child,871629,Have one parent,297756
Reddit,164656,Youtube,1033399
Be stupid and have a brilliant kid,713598,Be brilliant and have a stupid kid,473666
Live to be 120 and accomplish nothing notable,257230,Live to be 50 and be well-known for world changing accomplishments,876209
Cheese,130913,Blowjobs,71044
Personal chauffeur,304959,Personal chef,838249
Never tie your shoes again,492384,Never untangle headphone wires again,679529
40 quarters ($10),311349,"10 $100 bills ($1,000)",793551
Be the first to climb Mt. Everest,197331,Be the first on the Moon,983912
Jennifer Aniston,597843,Angelina Jolie,506097
Mountain Dew,621176,Dr. Pepper,537964
Continue studying PhD,318353,Leave school to take the high paying job,768859
Wake up in chunky vomit,117472,Wake up in thick sperm,108766
Swear in every sentence forever,812770,Constantly have your hand down your trousers,320750
Have surgery in a Mexican hospital,447852,Have surgery on the American Indian reservation closest to you,617341
Be a US senator,274132,Be the US president,851083
"Be a patient in a faith based (e.g. Catholic, Lutheran, Jewish) hospital",244500,Be a patient in a privately or community owned hospital,789186
Thanks,431121,Please,763482
Pay to see a female comedian.,323315,Be paid the same amount to be slapped 10 times in the face.,398203
Two left hands,523930,Two left feet,622090
James Cameron,337924,Steven Spielberg,718489
Clean a room covered in blood,1068757,Clean a room filled with poo,119069
Experience a level 10 (Richter scale) earthquake every week,155989,"Have a two foot, flexible electric sex toy permanently implanted in your butt",68198
Freeze to death in the arctic,885209,Burn to death in the desert,255460
Fight a bear,728953,Fight a lion,431011
Have been to Hogwarts,539629,Trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi,615102
Have Gandalf as your Granddad,561707,Have Dumbledore as your Granddad,568519
Have a conversation with Yoda for 10 minutes,736266,Punch Jar Jar Binks for an hour,405216
Eat your favorite food for the rest of your life,139229,Eat whatever you want but never gain weight,1050917
Natural childbirth,385709,Have an epidural,251453
Spend a year with the Pope,424486,Spend a year with the Dalai Lama,657229
Be mortal on a immortal planet,331710,Be immortal on a mortal planet,829605
Tokyo,952045,Hong Kong,200981
Twitter bird,754045,WWF Panda,327555
Like a 2-year old,357905,In a sarcastic tone,792150
Be tall and really skinny,789349,Be buff and really short,377493
Become a Pokemon trainer,582164,Attend Hogwarts,597897
Communicate with animals,544567,Speak every language fluently,664348
Control your dreams,721828,Watch them the next day,506996
Be a mermaid,340189,Be a princess,361586
Always have sticky fingers,832534,Always have bad breath,305708
Genetically alter your child,481663,Leave it to nature,658092
Be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15 years,274056,Be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for 4 years,333198
Only your underwear,502517,A costume of your oppisite gender,641668
Eat only Chinese food all the time,656622,Eat only Mexican food all the time,517893
Leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman),252765,Be able to fun as fast as the Flash,880321
Eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds,915398,Forget everything that you did in the past year,251739
Have a lot of time but no freedom,278049,Have freedom but no time,837992
Mathematician,508185,Writer,663005
Limb,703514,Eyeball,432575
Be wanted for murder and be on the run,665985,Be a homeless man who only has boxers,460219
A know it all,911173,Very ignorant,230940
Have 2 million YouTube subscribers,975433,Have 1 million Twitter followers,201997
An unknown superhero,829797,A famous villain,450146
Take a cold shower every day,808161,Take only hot showers just once every two weeks,355564
Got to prison for 5 years,163159,Watch every episode of Full House,1003517
Be able to turn into a tiger,1250,Be able to turn into a shark,299
Only be able to use letters,2,Only be able to use numbers,0
Your mom,0,Yourself,2
Be burned to death,0,Drown to death,1
Be with a hot woman who can't orgasm,0,Be with a average woman who enjoys sex,4
Risk it for a chocolate biscuit ,1,Wank it for a pig in a blanket,0
A. Would eat a rat with the chance of getting a virus or disease,1,B. Eat your Sibling or best friend ,0
Skim milk for the rest of your life,1,Whole milk for the rest of your life,0
Swim for an hour,1,Or run vigorously for an hour,0
Fly,3,Freeze time,0
Easily arroused,1,Lose all labido,0
Be dead,1,Be Danish,0
Be caught doing a sexual act too a minor,1,Be a minor surrounded by catholic priests,0
Die a virgin ,0,Die of horribly painful stds,0
Facebook,2,Twitter,1
Facebook,0,Twitter,0
Cow,1,Horse,0
Communism,2,Anarchy,1
Rich Hooker,3,Small Drug dealer,0
Guinea pig,1,Bunny,5
British music,0,American music,1
Trade school,2,Useless university study,1
Pokemon,2,Mario,1
Drink a cup of your dad's semen,0,Drink a cup of your mom's period blood,0
Drink a cup of your dad's semen,1,Drink a cup of your mom's period blood,1
Drink painless but deadly poison,1,Get shot in the head by a crossbow,2
"Only have gay sex, ever",1,Never have sex.,5
Just have a Twitter account for ever,2,Just have a Facebook account for ever,0
Just have a Twitter account for ever,11,Just have a Facebook account for ever,12
Just have a Twitter account for ever,7,Just have a Facebook account for ever,0
Bring a knife to a gun fight,0,Have only your fists in a knife fight,1
Bring a knife to a gun fight,11,Have only your fists in a knife fight,0
Live of cheese,2,Live of chocolate,0
InDesign,0,Quark Express,0
Hang out with dragons but only at the weekends,4,Be a Unicorn,0
Sleep with the person of your dreams.,1,End world hunger.,2
Be Charlie Harper,2,Be Walden Schmit,0
Pick the blue option,2,Pick the red option,0
Considered condescending by everyone,1,Be a conservative biggot,0
A man's cum,17,A woman's cum,18
Eat glass Shards?,1,Poop glass shards?,0
Make out with your ex,4,Make out with a random person,6
Ijdfhj;fohd;vhjdkljvhfvjgdf,0,;konmjgjrjg;gjjiogwgrkojp;,0
Mouse,0,Elephant,0
Be homo-sexual,0,Be strait,1
Apple,5,Dell,0
Apple,1,Pear,1
Have a dog,2,Have a cat,0
Never use the internet again,1,Kill someone,5
Have aids,0,Rape a dog,1
Kill three and save three,1,Kill one,1
Never shower/bathe again,0,Never have sex,0
Have to only where dipers,1,Be homeless,0
Never use an electronic again,0,Never go outside again,0
Live strong die hard,0,Live weak die easy,0
Turn to an extremely gay guy,1,Turn to an extremely hot girl and get a dildo in the ass,1
Have a finger as penis,0,Have a penis as finger,0
Give up playing minecraft and or WOW,4,Give up life itself,0
Have three of your fingers cut off,0,Be raped,0
Beat them up ,1,Tell them off,0
Have to eat all the meat on one cow,1,Eat a live mouse,0
Bing,0,Google,1
Have one IPhone,1,Have two two Ipod touches,0
Kill your friend and eat him/her,0,Starve to death,1
Baseball player,1,Soccer player,0
Never sleep with sheets again,0,Have to where a diaper whenever you sleep,2
Be known for drawing the original trollface.,0,Be known for drawing the original me gusta.,1
Be in the Call of Duty Black Ops game,0,Be in the Call of Duty MW3 1-3 games,0
Bring Michael Jackson back,1,Bring The Beatles back,1
Australian,0,American,1
"Be Gifted in Math, Science, Ect",1,"Be Gifted in Music, Arts, Ect",2
Have to ability to see through anything,517195,The ability to get away with theft,401132
Be best friends with Harry Potter,561872,Be best friends with Katniss Everdeen,356964
Prevent 9/11,455628,Prevent the deaths of three people you choose,474026
Constantly have wrinkled clothes,713430,Never have toothpaste,184548
Be married to a Jersey Shore housemate,298715,Be married to a Real Housewife cast member,466767
Be better looking in person,882260,Be better looking in photos,61094
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls,68,Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese,39
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls,0,Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese,0
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls,1,Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese,0
Have a 1966-1987 Chevy Truck,0,Have a 2000-current Chevy Truck,0
Strom the beaches of Normandy on D-Day,0,Be in Japan when the nuke hit,0
Be a nerd and earn lots of money,1,Have fun and be unsuccessful,0
Not be able to speak,0,Not be able to move,0
Be a brony,0,Take drugs,1
Have unmatched skills with throwing knives,3,Become a master at swordplay,0
Have an Espeon,0,Have an Umbreon,0
Be able to communicate with all animals,0,Be able to transform into any animal,0
The Legend Of Zelda,0,Pokemon,1
Live in the world of Hetalia,0,Live in the world of Narnia,0
Be a 4chaner,0,Be a 9gagger,0
Yourself to save your friends...,2,Your friends to save yourself...,1
Lose your Left Nut,0,Lose your Right Nut,1
Listen to Adam Carolla,0,Listen to Jimmy Kimmel,0
Be Best Friends With Calivin,1,Be Best Friends With Hobbes,3
Be on vacation with your entire family for 2 months straight ,0,Tour with your favorite band for two months straight,0
Eat ceral with goat pee.,0,"Chew gum from a hobos mouth after they have been chewing on it, every day for one week.",1
Be able to control your weight in fat and/or in muscle,0,Be able to transform into any animal you want.,0
Be invincible and a super villian,1,Be invisible and a good guy,1
Tennis,0,Bowling,1
Know how you die . ,0,Know when you die .,0
Kill a man,2,Kill a dog,0
Burn to death,5,Freeze to death,1
Have the pilot tell everyone on board and spend the last few minutes with your family,1,The pilot doesn't tell anyone and you go on as normal,3
Be poor but have a fulfilling life and complete all of your life goals,0,Be rich and empty inside with no real accomplishments,0
Be poor but have a fulfilling life and complete all of your life goals,0,Be rich and empty inside with no real accomplishments,3
Eat roasted dog once a week that you had to kill yourself,3,Eat a infant child once a month right after it was born.,1
Go to school from 8am to 3pm,2,Go to school from 8pm to 3am,0
Watch the whole Harry Potter series once.,0,Watch the Twilight Saga series everyday of your life.,0
Watch the whole Harry Potter series once.,2,Watch the Twilight Saga series everyday of your life.,0
Masterbate in your're parents room ,1,Masterbate in a friends room and hes in there ,0
Be a vampire blood slave.,1,Be an alien sex slave.,0
Have your balls peeled with a potato peeler...,0,Have your eyes scratched at with a tooth pick...,0
Play Heroes of Newerth,0,Play League of Legends,3
USA,3,China,0
Eat cow poop everyday,0,Or lick a cows butt everyday ,0
In Narnia,1,In Hogwarts,0
Have lemon juice poured on an open wound?,0,Step on a lego?,1
Be constantly pooing?,0,Be constantly pissing?,0
Zapdos,3,Pikachu ,1
Twilight for 24 hours,0,My Little Pony for 72 hours.,1
2pac,0,Biggie Smalls,4
Live,1,Die,0
Sleep with Liam,0,Have a relationship with Pingu,0
Smell bad?,0,Have bad hair?,1
Have her be a slut,0,Have no friend,0
Have lemon juice poured on an open wound ,0,Step on a lego,3
Own Facebook,7,Own Google,9
Be the most hated teacher ever,6,Be stcuk in college (not the fun part) for the rest of your life),1
Watch Rugrats ,0,Watch Spongebob,0
Be Batman,0,Be the Joker,0
English Accent,0,Australian Accent,0
Sacrifice yourself to get rid of all diseases permanently.,0,"Never get sick yourself, but have every one around you get a random disease.",1
Always have to watch something gross ,1,Always do something gross,0
Win a $200 4v4 tourny,5,Have 9 trophies put on your GB profile,0
Get a rock thrown at you,0,Get shot by 50 airsoft pellets,0
Die From Driving off a Cliff,1,Die From a Falling Piano Accident,0
Eat Glass Shards,1,Poop Glass Shards,1
Chuck Norris,0,Bruce Lee,0
"Fight a dragon with a wand,a staff,and a sword.",1,Fight an army of zombies with a shotgun and some granades.,1
Listen to The Beach Boys,0,Listen to The Beatles,0
Have sex with someone from your own gender,1,Be a virgin forever(you won't get raped),0
Be a wizard,3,Be a Jedi,0
Be Selena Gomez,0,Be Dwayne Johnson,0
"Marry someone whom you deeply love, but they could never love you",0,Marry someone who is deeply on love with you but you could never love,1
Cut your dick off ,0,Endure 3 hours of televised gorilla butsecks,1
The egg,0,The chicken,1
Be a virgin the rest of your life ,0,Be a slut the rest of your life ,0
Be able to understand animals,2,Be able to talk to animals,1
Spend the rest of your life with 3rd graders that never mature?,3,Or spend the rest of your life with old people who have no fun?,0
Marry someone one thousand pounds from the waist up,1,Marry someone one thousand pounds from the waist down,0
Be Bigge Smalls,0,Tupac,1
Violently laugh at an old person falling down and everyone hears you.,0,Steal at least $200 from old people every chance that you get and no one will see you.,1
Talk only in an Autotuned voice,678789,Talk in a stereotypical grandma voice,193901
Marry an unattractive 64 year old and drink your cat's pee every morning for breakfast in order to save her,356655,Let her die,542561
Serve in heaven,4,Reign in hell,4
Be killed by Lord Voldemort.,2,Be killed by your best friend.,1
Have X-Ray vision,0,Have the ability to transform into any animal,2
Be $1 million dollars richer,3,Kill and eat your household pet,0
Be $1 million dollars richer,1,Kill and eat your household pet,0
Have a 4 kd ratio,0,Have a 7 win/loss ratio,1
Pick Blue,1,Pick Red,1
Kill your mother,1,Kill you father,1
Eat a snake,4,Eat a dog,0
Get the game winning home run,0,Throw a perfect game to get the win,0
Get an interception and run the ball in for the game winning touchdown,1,Throw the game winning touchdown pass,3
Be Buddhist,6,A Hindu,0
Have amazing Weed,49,Have amazing Alcohol,55
Have to cut all your fingers off,6,Suck your neighbors penis,5
Have Mitt Romney win in 2012,0,Have Barack Obama win in 2012,3
Be in a state of permanent rage.,5,Be in a state of endless sadness.,2
Live in the elder scrolls universe ,4,Live in fallout universe,1
Get kicked in the crotch 100 times ,0,Watch a WNBA regular season game,1
Be 50 meters tall,1,Be 10 millimeters tall ,0
"Pokemon be real, but you could not become a trainer",1,"Hogwarts to be real, but you could not attend",4
 Robert Pattinson,2,Justin Bieber,1
Be wealthy.,2,Be attractive.,4
Be Forever Alone,0,Have every girl in the world follow you every day,1
Be razeged by a badger with a thorny dick,7,Have all your teeth pulled out ,0
Have sex with a miniature dog and kill it with your large penis,1,Have sex with a horse and have a fucking messed up baby with it.,1
Be a goldfish.,1,Be a fucking dragon!,2
Have the powers of a Super Saiyan,0,Travel the Universe as a Time Lord,3
Yes!,0,No!,1
Be addicted to crystal meth,0,Be addicted to Heroine ,0
Be addicted to crystal meth,3,Be addicted to Heroine ,0
Be WoodysGamertag,2,Be xKapownd,0
Scrubs,0,E.R,0
Be a slave,0,Be a slave owner,0
Get pooped on,2,Poop on People,1
Your legs constantly asleep,2,Have a loud one minute buzzing sound every ten minutes,0
Have a 12 inch penis?,0,Be Bill Gates?,1
Get 1 million dollars today,1,Get 10 million dollars 7 years from now. ,2
Lose and arm,0,Lose a leg,0
Be in the FAYZ,0,Be in the Overworld,1
Listen to 5 hours of Justin Bieber a week for the rest of your life,1,Never listen to any music for the rest of your life. ,3
Listen to 5 hours of Justin Bieber a week for the rest of your life,2,Never listen to any music for the rest of your life. ,4
Kicked in the balls by Bruce Lee with Iron Shins,0,Punched in the throat by Mike Tyson with brass knuckles.,0
Rape a alive person,2,Rape a dead person,1
Bring Michael Jackson back to life,0,Bring Elvis Presley back to life,0
Have a nice looking car that breaks down every month,0,Have a very rusty car that never breaks down,0
Mitt Romney,0,Ron Paul,0
Play Russian Roulette with 5 bullets.,0,Be forced to be on Chat Roulette for the rest of your life.,0
Like a perfect person,1,Love an ordinary person,0
Lindsay Lohan,0,Paris Hilton,1
Bellyflop off a 50 foot cliff into water,2,Stay underwater for 2 minutes,0
Give a kiss every time you greet a family member,0,Hug every non family member you greet,1
Dumb and Happy,0,Smart and Depressed,1
Infinite Hearing,0,Infinite Vision,0
No Brain,0,No Balls,0
Have more intelligence,1,Have more money,5
Be a wealthy person in England during World War II,1,Be a wealthy person in America during The Great Depression,1
Creationist,0,Understanding of science,3
Be an only child,1,Have a brother and a sister,3
Leave him/her alone in the woods and he eventually dies,2,Watch Hoodlums beat him/her to death and you can't do anything,0
Be a famous swimmer,0,Be a famous golfer,0
Pizza,2,Hot dog,1
Grow wings,3,Have gills,0
Be covered by bees.,1,Be surrounded by rattle snakes.,5
Marvel Comics,1,DC Comics,0
With your breasts showing,3,Have your private area showing.,0
Be married to an abusive jerk and can not get a divorce or leave him.,0,Be single until you die.,2
See your mom naked.,0,See your dad naked.,1
Poop your pants once a day.,2,Throw up five times a day.,1
Dancer,5,Singer,1
Be Jason Voorhees,0,Be Michael Myers,1
Be Ron Jeremy,0,Be Hugh Hefner ,0
Be Optimus Prime,1,Be Megatron ,1
Be Rambo,0,Be Bruce Lee,1
Be Master Chief ,0,Be Marcus Fenix,0
Be Ozzy Osbourne ,1,Be Motorhead,0
Watch all the Twilight movies with a fan fanatic for five straight days,1,Watch Glee for 25 hours straight with no sleep ,0
Sonic The Hedgehog,1,Shadow The Hedgehog,0
Aids,0,Herpes,0
Suck on a sweaty arm pit,1,Drink balls sweat,0
Film,0,Digital,3
Freakishly tall.,0,Freakishly short.,0
Wipe away from you,0,Wipe towards you,0
Do the ugliest woman on earth,4,Do a dog,9
Have sex with an underage girl/boy who wanted it ,2,Have sex with an extremely ugly person of the same sex,0
Be a toilet,1,Be a sex doll,2
Choose a crowbar,0,Choose a AK47 with limited ammo,0
Own an android ,1,On an iphone (any model) ,0
Control Time,1,Control Space,3
Eat only bugs the rest of your life,0,Eat only partially decomposed flesh the rest of your life.,0
Lose your wife,0,Lose your mother,0
Be with the most beautiful ripped man?,1,Be with the ugliest fattest woman?,0
Eat a bowl of maggots.,0,Eat a bowl of worms.,0
Eat a bowl of maggots.,0,Eat a bowl of worms.,1
"Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone.",2,Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight,0
"Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone.",4,Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight,0
"Take complete control over their internet web sites (facebook, twitter, etc.) and they can never tell anyone.",1,Lock them in a room and make them listen to Justin Bieber for 72 hours straight,0
Be incredibly good looking with a small package,2,Be ugly with a large package,1
Jwoww,0,Sammi,0
Only be able to ask questions,0,Only be able to answear questions,1
Only have the senses of sight and sound,1,Not be able to feel any emotions,0
Find a colony of spiders in your nose,0,Suck a trannies dick until it finishes,0
Pull a 5 foot cactus out of your urethra,0,Pull a 10 foot cactus out of your anus,0
Be run over by a steam roller,3,Be chewed up by a wood chipper,1
Live,1,Die,1
The Blue pill,0,The Red pill,4
Be deaf in one ear,0,Be blind in one eye,2
"Have your skin slowly peeled off, inch by inch",2,Slide down a slide made of razor blades into a pool of acid,4
Eat poop,2,Drink pee,10
Be in a constant state of orgasm,1,Be in a constant state of laughter,0
Have a child every 2-3 years starting at 16 until unable to conceive ,0,Have 4 children with 4 men/women ,0
Have a sexual obsession with a disembodied head,0,Have a sexual obsession with your sibling,1
4 year old son,2,4 year old daughter,1
Cast of Jersey Shore,1,Justin Beiber,2
Have balls of steel,1,Have huge goat balls,0
Have arm pit hair 2 feet long that you can never shave,0,Or fingernails 3 inches long that you can never clip,0
Blue,0,Red,0
Get stabed by a knife in a fight,0,Get shot in a fight by a gun,0
Darth Vader,0,Adolf Hitler,1
Michael Jackson,1,Elvis Presley,1
Be with somebody who breath smell like boo boo forever ,0,Be with someone with bad body oder forever,0
Blu Team,1,Red Team,1
To become any Pokemon of your choosing ,0,Pokemon Trainer,0
Have the face of Sarah Jessica Parker and be accepted.,0,Be a Centaur and be isolated from the world.,1
"Have every super physical ability (strength, speed, enducance, ect) ",1,"Have every super mental ability (telekinesis, flight, read minds, ect) ",4
Date Selena Gomez,0,Date Bella Thorne,0
Play Zombies(Black Ops),0,Play Survival Mode(MW3),0
Thirst,0,Hunger,2
Get shot in the leg once ,1,Eat your poop every week ,0
Publish your diary,0,Make a movie of your most embarrassing moment,0
Not be able to fap,2,Suck your dad's p***S,0
Sum 41,0,Blink-182,1
Iron Man,1,Batman,1
Blink-182,0,Sum 41,0
Only drink water for the rest of your life,1,Be able to drink anything besides water,4
The Justice League,1,The Avengers,0
Hoodie Allen,1,Mac Miller,0
Charmander,1,Squirtle ,2
Charmander,0,Squirtle ,1
Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life,0,Join in on them for a threesome and never have to see them having sex again,0
"Be able to freeze, slow, accelerate or reverse time",0,Be able to manipulate the elements,1
Listen to Skrillex,2,Listen to Justin Bieber,3
Have Morgan Freeman's Voice,2,Have Sean Connery's Voice,0
"Have the power to get back to life everytime you die, but you die with a lot of pain ",0,Let someone you may it may not know randomly die once a month ,0
Get $1.000.000 dollars ,0,Have 20000 people who don't have anything die.,0
Murder 3 people ,0,Eat your poop once every month ,0
FC Barcelona,0,Real Madrid,0
Manchester City,0,Manchester United,0
Be a boss at math,1,Be a boss in foreign language. ,0
Be a boss at math,0,Be a boss in foreign language. ,0
Eat a bug,1,Eat a dog ,0
Have a million dollars but not able to spend it,0,Have a million dollars and give it all to a little kid who spends it all on candy and gets very fat,0
Read minds ,2,Live forever,2
Listen to Wiz Khalifa,0,Listen to Lil' Wayne,0
Pick blue,4,Pick red,0
Punch 3 baby three times in the face every week,0,Give a deadly disease to 10 different people every 6 months,0
"Have a robot constantly following you, taking pictures of everything you do",0,Have a tumbleweed constantly following you,0
"Your best friend have an affair with your parent,",0,Your best friend have an affair with your significant other.,1
Feed pie through your pee hole,0,Feed pie through your butt hole,0
Feed pie through your pee hole,1,Feed pie through your butt hole,0
Have the power to stop time,0,Have the ability to become invisible,5
Have a supply of green 1up mushrooms,0,Or a supply of red and blue mushrooms,0
Lose all memory of your past,0,Not be able to make new memories in the future,0
Meet the tenth doctor (aka David Tennant),0,Meet the eleventh doctor (aka Matt Smith),1
Only be able to watch Studio Ghibli films for the rest of your life,1,Only be able to watch Disney films for the rest of your life,1
Left,0,Right,0
Be a mega rich nerd with no social connections,0,Be attractive and cool but not rich,0
4chan,1,Reddit,0
Rub oil on your nipples and chase a midget,2,Get raped by a russian,0
Rub oil on your nipples and chase a midget,0,Get raped by a russian,1
Christina Aguilera,0,Britney Spears,0
Get into a fist fight with Batman,2,Get into a fist fight with Spiderman,0
Get into a fist fight with Batman,0,Get into a fist fight with Spiderman,1
Have Batman's immense wealth,1,Have Superman's immense strength ,1
Taste everything you smell,0,Taste everything you touch,0
Ass,0,Tits,0
Bring The Notorious B.I.G. back to life,42,Bring Tupac back to life,32
You can only keep your eyes open for 1 hour a day,1,You can only hear for 1 hour a day,1
Be a character from Naruto ,6,Be a character from Bleach,0
Invisibility,0,Be able to fly,0
Lose i toe nail,0,Lose a finger nail,0
Get steped on by a giant ,0,Get shot by a be be gun 10 times in the legs,0
The Lord Of The Rings films,1,The Star Wars films,0
Have ten bees fly up your nose,0,Swallow ten live wasp,0
Have your fingers become hotdogs forever,367941,Have your tears be relatively acidic,743562
It be a Delorean,494356,It be a telephone booth,578862
Wrestle with a bear. ,9,Step on a Lego.,21
Marry one of the hillbilly monsters from Wrong Turn ,0,Spoon with Robert Pattinson(Guys)/Snooki(Girls),0
Be White,1,Be Black,1
Sleep in 10 gallons of sperm every night for the rest of your life,0,Never be able to masturbate or have sex ever again,0
Look like Frankenstien,4,Look like Beavus (From Beavus and Butt Head),0
Be like Jet,0,Be like Alex,0
Eat blue cheese,0,Be a mexican,0
Drink Goat milk raw for the rest if your life,0,Drink your own pee for a whole day,3
Drink Goat milk raw for the rest if your life,0,Drink your own pee for a whole day,2
Blue,0,Red,1
Be in 3 relationships that lasted for 4 months each,1,Be in a relationship with one person for a year,0
Jump off a 1000 foot cliff into water ,2,Jump of a 10 foot cliff into lava,0
Have your legs shredded by a bear 4 different times,1,Watch your mother be killed by a bear,1
Burn to death and go to heaven,0,Watch your loved one get burned to death and come back to life in 50 years,0
Be a Boss,0,Be a G,0
Burn to death,0,"Be beaten within an inch of your life every week for 6 months, but survive",1
Be a Peanut,0,Be a Pistachio,0
Be a guy with female parts ,0,Be a girl with male parts,0
Be chocolate,0,Be a sugary treat,0
Be homosexual,0,Your wife is Homosexual,1
Eat a dog,1,Eat a cat,0
Be homosexual,0,Never be loved,0
Die alone ,0,Die with people who hate you,0
Die of natural causes in a 5 foot deep hole,3,Die from falling into a 5 foot deep hole,2
Blue,5,Red,2
Never wath another movie,3,Never listen to another song,1
Boy ,2,Girl,0
Be a woman,0,Be a man,0
Be a baby for the rest of your life,2,Be old for the rest of your life,0
Never age from the time you turn 18,0,Never feel pain or sickness,0
Women are smarter,0,Men are smarter,0
Have really good looks,0,Have bad looks but have any guy or girl you want,3
Use Dreamweaver,0,Use Wordpress,0
Use Facebook,2,Use Google plus,4
Salt,1,Pepper,0
Watch Adam Sandler,1,Watch Eddie Murphy,0
Nonstop laugh for your entire life,2,Nonstop cry for your entire life,0
Watch Tom Cruise,0,Watch Will Smith,1
Slide down a never ending slide,3,Freefall for the rest of your life,1
Bathe a cat,1,Attack a rotwieler,1
Be Gimli,0,Be Pipin,1
Laugh with the sinners,0,Cry with the saints,0
Always sneeze in an akward moment,1,Always cough in an akward moment,3
Watch woody's gamertag,0,Watch xKapowned,0
Rap battle jesus,0,Rap battle eminem,0
Eat a puppy,0,Punch a pregnant woman in the belly,2
Have fingers the length of legs,3,Have legs the length of fingers,1
Burn to death,3,Get buried alive,0
Go fishing,0,Go skatebording,0
Die having fun,6,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,0,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,3,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,1,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,5,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,7,Die boreingley,1
Die having fun,1,Die boreingley,5
Die having fun,1,Die boreingley,1
Die having fun,2,Die boreingley,0
Die having fun,2,Die boreingley,1
Have a naked mole rat,2,Have a naked dog,0
Get stapled 10 times a day,0,Get stabbed by a two inch blade once a month,1
Work,4,Bang on the drum all day,1
Eat a 3 musketeers,2,Eat a milky way,1
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler,0,Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming,0
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler,7,Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming,6
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler,2,Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming,1
Nsync,0,Backstreet boys,0
Be Hispanic,0,Be Black,1
Drink only dr. pepper for the rest of your life,0,Drink only root beer,2
Drink only dr. pepper for the rest of your life,0,Drink only root beer,0
Play video games a lot and have an average IQ,1,Read books and be the smartest person in town,0
Cut off your Penis,0,Live with no arms or legs,1
Watch Cbeebies for a year,0,Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life,0
Watch Cbeebies for a year,0,Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life,3
Watch Cbeebies for a year,2,Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life,0
Blue Pill?,1,Red Pill?,0
14 yr old son walk in on you masturbating ,4,14 yr old daughter walk in on you masturbating ,0
Have nipples that look like diamonds,0,Have nipples that changed colors (like disco lights),2
Have nipples that look like diamonds,0,Have nipples that changed colors (like disco lights),7
Facebook,1,Twitter,0
"Have your face on a bill board in new york city, for an advertisement for condoms",0,Having your name tattooed on your forehead. ,0
Accidentally slam your hand down on a telephone message spike ,0,Get the tips of your fingers caught in a paper shredder.,0
Have a sex change,2,Change sexual preference ,0
Choose to see your future (without being able to change it),0,Know everyone else's future and not be able to tell them? ,1
Be a Guy,0,Be a girl,0
Kick a wall with a tooth pick under your toe nail,0,Get your head stomped on while biting the side walk.,0
Live in a Slum,1,Live in a poor african location,1
Live in a Slum,1,Live in a poor african location,0
Fuck megan good five times ,0,Fuck everyday ,0
Have sex with rihannah,1,Have sex with beyonce,0
Live forever but be homeless for eternity,1,Live for 20 years and be rich,1
Have all DC Comics,0,Have all Marve Comics,0
Stab a baby quickly,1,Get stabbed slowly and painfully,0
Have a bunch of friends that secretly hate you,0,Because friendless loser,1
Be smarter than everyone but called a wierdo by everyone,3,Be dumb but cool with everyone else,1
Be smarter than everyone but called a wierdo by everyone,3,Be dumb but cool with everyone else,3
Be shot in the kneecap,1,Have your tongue cut off,0
Have 100 Justin Biebers,0,Have Osama come back to life and cause another 9/11,1
Lose your lips,1,Lose your tougue,2
Have no one come to your wedding,0,Have no one come to your funeral,1
Experience a Category 5 Hurricane Everyday ,1,Experience 2000 ft Tsunamis Everyday,0
Be fat and find true love ,1,Be sexy but never find true love,2
Be fat and find true love ,0,Be sexy but never find true love,0
Be fat and find true love ,1,Be sexy but never find true love,1
Be fat and find true love ,0,Be sexy but never find true love,1
Be fat and find true love ,1,Be sexy but never find true love,0
Write an important research paper on a subject you are not good,1,Take 4 somewhat hard math tests per day for 4 days,1
Give a rim job to a dog ,0,Get punched in the face everyday by brock lesnar for 5 months,0
Fight Bill Clinton.,0,Fight Barack Obama.,3
Be CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,9,Be Tommy Vercetti from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City,13
Lick a hobo's foot,1,Make out with an elephant,0
Fuck a chimpanzee,0,Suck a horse's dick,0
Get stabbed in the kneecap,0,Get stabbed in the abdomen,0
Be completely ignored by everyone?,0,Have everyone not leave you alone?,1
Get stabbed in the kneecap?,0,Get stabbed in the tongue?,1
Go on the computer?,3,Watch TV?,0
Be smelling like pee?,0,Be smelling like poop?,0
Have Your Dream House,0,Have Your Dream Girl,4
Have Your Dream House,0,Have The Perfect Significant Other,0
Go blind,2,Go deaf,1
Have sex with 3 super modles and no one know,1,Be stood up by 3 super modles but everyone think you had sex with them,0
Slam Your Penis In A Door,0,Have Sex With Your Own Grandmother,0
Eliminate North Korea,2,Eliminate Al Qaeda,0
Have 14 testicles,1,One testicle the size of a coconut,0
Sex with megan fox,1,Sex with jessica alba,2
Attach you hand to your elbow in place of your arm,0,Attach your foot to your knee in place of your leg,0
Kiss Rosie O'donnell,0,Brad Pitt,0
Kiss Rosie O'donnell,9,Brad Pitt,7
Shoot youreself in the leg ,1,Cut of a arm,0
Have a 1911,0, glock,3
Be a girl without periods or pregnancy,1,Be a regular man,0
Would you rather swim in somebody else's snot,0,Or drink a strangers piss through your nose,1
Be a single virgin for the rest of your life but with heaps of friends and money,1,Have an extremely attractive girlfriend who nobody likes and be poor,0
Be a Billionaire,1,Cure cancer,0
Be a Billionaire,5,Cure cancer,0
Be a Billionaire,0,Cure cancer,0
Take a test you know about all-day,2,Take a test you don't know about for half a day,0
Be raped by a horse for two hours,0,Or get tentacled by an octopus in the butt,0
Be able to fly?,0,Be able to turn invisible?,0
Drink nothing but Kool-Aid for the rest of your life,1,Eat nothing but corn dogs for the rest of your life,3
Live forever,0,Have the person you love the most live forever,0
Live forever,1,Have the person you love the most live forever,0
Say What The Fuck in every sentence,5,Say Son Of A Bitch in every sentence,0
Sdgfsdgf,1,Gfdsgf,5
Die in 5 seconds,0,Die in 5 minutes,1
Have the perfect face with a terrible body,0,Have the perfect body with a very ugly face,1
Own Ferrari the company,3,Own Lamborghini,2
Only be capable to taste sweet stuff,0,Only be capable to taste spicy stuff,0
Never get tired,1,Never get hungry,1
Give someone anal,1,Recieve anal from someone,0
Live without music ,1,Live without the internet,0
Work as a head manager at Outback Steakhouse,0,Work as a lower level assistant associate at a marketing/advirtising firm,1
Play YouRather for the rest of your life every minute,1,Play Tetris for the rest of your life every minutes,1
Skyrim ,1,Modern Warfare 3,0
Not be able to listen to music,1,Not be able to watch movies,0
Have an intimate relationship with anyone in the world for 48 hours,24,Have an endless supply of hot breadsticks with any dipping sauce for the rest of your life,22
Choose surgery that may be fatal ,0,Live it up for a month,0
Kill five kids to save 100,1,Let five live knowing 100 will die,2
Go to the future ,1,Go to the past,0
Be Buried Alive,1,Jump Off The Empire State Building,1
Be Buried Alive,0,Jump Off The Empire State Building,8
Be able to tell everyone everything but have no one believe you,3,Have everyone believe what you say but you can talk about only one topic,1
Have amazing ideas but be unable to write them down,1,Have just normal ideas,0
Lick the foot of a homeless man with full tongue contact from heel to toe,0,Lick a 48 inch spread of concrete outside of Wrigley Field with full tongue contact,0
Have no friends ,0,Have no family,1
Locked in a room with Ann Coulter for the rest of your life.,0,Locked in a room with Bristol Palin for the rest of your life.,0
Eat Cookie Cake ,2,Ice Cream Cake,0
Watch Reno 911,1,South Park,1
Have a lightsaber (star wars),0,Have a wand (harry potter),0
Date your dream girl/guy,0,Be very rich,0
Would you kill an Asian?,0,Kill a Hispanic person?,0
Run 3000 meters,2,Run the 200 meters without your feet?,1
Drink a cup of mucus,0,Eat a cup of skin flakes,1
Be ugly but believe you are beautiful,0,Be beautiful but believe you are ugly,0
Have hands that are cat paws,0,Have hands that are duck feet,1
Watch porn with your parents ,0,Watch porn of your parents ,1
Live with you parents the rest of your life ,0,Live with four of your siblings the rest of you life,2
Pokemon be real.,1,My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic be real.,0
Shoot your self with an gun,1,Jump out of the window,0
Have testicles the size of mangoes,0,"Take a cheese grater, and slowly grate your erection",0
Have An Xbox 360,1,Have A PS3,4
One of your grandparents friends,0,Cameron Diaz after being dead for 10 minutes,1
Yes!,0,No!,0
The Beatles,1,Pink Floyd,1
Eat a pile of shit ,0,Or eat human testicals,0
Black,0,White,3
Be bald ,1,Always think your going bald,0
Huge penis and broke ,0,A smaller than average penis but rich,0
Be in the Cult of Cthulhu.,0,Be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.,0
Get a full sex change,0,Be homosexual forever,0
Drink a glass of sweat,1,Drink a glass of saliva,0
Bring back Hitler and have him live forever,1,Create the Joker and have him reign terror on your city/town for your lifetime,1
Cristiano Ronaldo,0,Lionel Messi,1
"Kill your family(Mother, Father, Sister, Brother.......)",0,"Kill your family(Wife/Husband, kids)",0
Have friends that act like they are your friend but hate you ,0,Have no friends at all,0
Not be able to talk,0,Not be able to see,0
Not be able to talk,5,Not be able to see,0
Freeze Time,1,Super Speed,0
Freeze Time,0,Super Speed,0
Freeze Time,0,Super Speed,1
Eminem,2,Drake,0
Have Curly/ Wavy Hair,0,Have straight hair,1
Have a pet Cheater,0,Have a pet Wolf,2
Eat shit with salt,0,Eat camel dick with ketchup,1
Be anorexic,0,Be bulimic,0
Lose the sense of sight and smell.,0,Lose the sense of touch and sound.,0
Lose the sense of sight and smell.,1,Lose the sense of touch and sound.,1
Be tortured (Glasgow Smile),0,"Date the person who you have the biggest crush on, fall completely in love with them, and then be thrown away, as if the whole thing was nothing.",0
"Always be considered sexy, but never get laid.",0,"Always be considered smart, but never use your intelligence to good use.",0
"Eat the most delicious lobster you EVER had in your life, knowing that you'll get diarrhea later",0,"Eat lobster that's just average - not bad, but nothing special",1
"Eat the most delicious lobster you EVER had in your life, knowing that you'll get diarrhea later",3,"Eat lobster that's just average - not bad, but nothing special",1
Be really wise and spread your wisdom to others,1,Be really smart and able to spread what you know (book smarts not wisdom) to ohers,0
Watch your parents have sex everyday for three years,1,Join in one time,1
Be Pepper Sprayed For 5 Minutes Consistantly ,0,Be Tazered In The Back Once With A Police Tazer,4
Eat shit with salt ,0,Eat camel dick with ketchup.,1
Get punched in the face by Mike Tyson with no Glove,0,Get kicked in the face by Christiano Ronaldo ,8
Think out loud,0,Hear other every insult (toward you) no matter what form its in,0
Be a successful gay porn actor,2,Film 2 girls and 1 cup and clean up afterwards,0
Do a split for the rest of your life with a knife in your butt and a bullet through your head,0,Be a cat,3
Fart Classical Music,20,Burp Opera Music,27
Play Modern Warfare 3,2,Play Battlefield 3 ,1
Fight Brock Lesnar in a UFC ring,1,Fight Mike Tyson in a boxing ring,3
Play Call of duty ,0,Play Battlefield,3
Win the lottery,4,DIe by a car accident,1
Yes!,1,No!,0
Be a stay at home mom or dad,3,Work an average 9-5 job,1
Be eaten by thousands of small spiders,0,Be eaten by one giant spider,0
Die because of a spoon filled with hair and shit,0,Be a sperm,0
Be a pirate,0,Be a ninja,0
Anal,2,Shit,0
Be a ninja,3,Be a samurai,0
Be a madhjsfkjashfjshdavhjvchjkduhbwvjhgvcskudabelkrvblsadjhbv labehljafhdbvdfsljbvkfjzbhgjdhzbvdafkubhgkaudg,0,Ksadhfvkuahrvfukqwevfouqywgefouweyvfouyrvkugarvfajvrfjqwfrvqjwehvfkuqwhfvuk A be,1
Blue Option,5,Red Option,2
Blue Option,1,Red Option,1
Have sex with Sarah Jessica parker,1,Have sex with a horse,0
Be a bowl of cereal,0,Be a bowl of soup,1
Independance day ,0,World war II,3
Hunt with a gun,0,Hunt with a bow and 3 dozen arrows,0
Be a bird with a broken wing ,1,Be a defenseless baby zebra with a broken leg in a tiger exhibit at the zoo,0
Know all secrets of the USA ,3,Know all secrets of China,0
Live,2,Die,8
Eat 50kg Butter,0,Never eat Butter again,1
Know Charlie Sheen,1,Know Megan Fox,2
Go on Reddit,2,Go on 9gag,0
Be a dog,3,Be a cat,0
Watch your parents have sex for 90 days in a row,21,Join in for one time,5
Have Poison Ivy In Your Butthole For A Week ,0,Have Athletes Foot For 2 Months,3
Eat boogers ypur whole life,0,Eat slimey slugs,0
Wipe his butt after he was done,0,Just walk away,1
Perform eye surgery on yourself with a butter knife ,0,Perform surgery on your testicles with a steak knife,0
Be Tiger,3,Be a Bear,0
Be Adolfo Hitler,34,Be Joseph Stalin,34
Be Adolf Hitler,0,Be Joseph Stalin,1
Be a fish,0,Be a bird,1
Have an teacher that isn't great,0,Have a really big test every day,0
Remain under the rubble,1,Jump out of the window,0
Go Scuba diving ,0,Go Sky diving ,8
Commit suicide,0,Be murdered,4
Commit suicide,0,Be murdered,0
Commit suicide,0,Be murdered,1
Commit suicide,0,Be murdered,2
Commit suicide,1,Be murdered,0
Commit suicide,1,Be murdered,1
Work for an abusive boss for lots of money,0,Work for a nice job for hardly any money,0
Go to the future,1,Go to the past,0
Own an iPhone,1,Own an Android,0
Eat 100 cockroaches,1,Drink 100ml of sweat,0
Eat 100 cockroaches,0,Drink 100ml of sweat,0
Be a leader among few,3,Be a follower of the great,2
Be Sonic the Hedgehog,2,Mario,0
"Play the ""Mario kart"" series",0,Play the Modnation Racers series,0
Drink pee,0,Drink blood,1
Only wipe your butt,0,Only brush your teeth,0
Tell them everything ,2,Go through with the torture,0
The Alien,0,The Predator,0
Be naked and mummified alive by your boyfriend/grilfriend,0,Be raped.,1
Eat all of a homeless person's dandruff,1,Eat 5 of a homeless person's toenails,0
To Eat,0,To Sleep,0
Kill yourself,1,Be murdered by your friends and family,0
Be remembered for something bad,0,Be forgotton,1
Drink a gallon of seawater,0,Drink a gallon of fresh toilet water,1
Choose this option,2,Choose this option,0
Never have sex?,3,Never be in love or get married?,0
Dudley Puppy,0,Kitty Katswell,0
Blue Team,1,Red Team,2
Be Sonic the Hedgehog,1,Be Mario,1
Be a Tiny Rhino,1,Be a Giant Hamster,0
Watch Epic Meal Time,3,Watch xKapownd,0
Live on earth with people but every single body hates you and wants to kill you ,0,Live on earth alone with absolutely nobody else,2
Have laughter that sounds like fart,0,Have fart that sounds like laughter ,0
Remember every lyric of every song from now on,0,Get $1000 ,1
Be a Jedi,0,Be a Pokémon trainer,1
Have every call of duty ,0,Have every halo,1
Eat unicorns and poop butterflies,1,Fart out unicorns and eat rainbows,2
Eat candy as your only food and drink whatever drink,0,Drink only soda and eat what every you want,0
"Watch a documentary about cells for 18 hours straight and listen, take notes, and not do anything else",3,Not go on the computer for an entire month ,0
"Be absolutley freezing, naked, in antarctica? ",0,Wear a snowsuit in the desert? ,1
Watch all of the Harry Potter movies,0,Watch all of the Twilight series ,0
Be strung by 100 bees at once? ,1,"Eat an ENTIRE live sheep, fur, feet, everything ",2
Laugh whenever something really really sad happens ,1,Go to school/work butt naked ,0
Knock out by mike tyson ,0,Muhammad ali,2
Be John Cena,0,Be Dwayne The Rock Johnson,4
Be Gandalf,1,Be Dumbledore,2
Be loved by somone you dont love,0,Never be loved by the person you love,0
Own apple,3,Own bestbuy,0
Own apple,1,Own bestbuy,2
Eat a onion the size of 3 fists that gives you severe diarrhea ,1,Eat the hottest pepper as big as a fist and couldn't drink a thing,2
Be stuck on a spaceship with an alien from Alien on board.,1,Be stuck in Antarctica with the the Thing running around.,0
See a beloved family meber or friend kill them selfs ,0,See them murdered,1
Watch the first hour of a film,0,Watch the last hour of a film,2
Watch the first hour of a film,0,Watch the last hour of a film,1
Watch the first hour of a film,1,Watch the last hour of a film,1
Watch the first hour of a film,0,Watch the last hour of a film,0
Watch the first hour of a film,30,Watch the last hour of a film,23
Get to round 100 on nazi zombies,0,Or ger to round 1000 and be known as a hacker,0
Eat poo forever,2,Be captured by a terriost ,4
Pepsi,4,Coke,0
Chocolate,0,Vanilla,0
Giraffe,1,Ant,2
Scarlett Johansson,1,Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,0
Jessica Lowndes,3,Evangeline Lilly,1
Be fucked by apes ,0,Fuck the apes,0
Be fucked by apes ,0,Fuck the apes,1
The Big Bang,6,Big Bang,0
Have crazy sword fights all the time,29,Have crazy gun fights all the time,25
One direction:-) ,0,Big time rush,4
Harry styles,0,Niall horran,1
Harry styles,0,Niall horran,0
Have a 1 inch.,0,Have a 15inch.,0
Live with the cast of jersey shore forever,0,Forced to watch every episodes,1
Have a car that can dance,0,Have a dog that can backflip and wears funky shades,4
Live in a world where race absolutely does not matter,28,Live in a world where sexual orientation absolutely does not matter,27
Be able to get the ladies but be fat like Henry VIII,0,Be as intelligent but as ugly as Albert Einstein,0
Be luffy,0,Be naruto,0
Scarlett Johansson,3,Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,0
Give it to your grandma reverse cowgirl in her butt,0,Take it in your butt by your grandpa while handcuffed to the bedposts,0
Always have your finger up your butthole,0,Everytime you breathe you get shot in the face except you don't die,0
Constantly walk in on your younger sister masturbating,0,Have your younger sister constantly walk in on you,0
Have someone slowly split your urethra in half using a large butcher cleaver,0,Have all of your fingers and toes slowly chopped off while having your penis tugged on by a wooly mammoth,0
Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex?,2,Rent a pornographic movie and realize that your parents are in it?,0
Kill your Mom,2,Have sex with Justin Bieber,1
Kill your Mom,1,Have sex with Justin Bieber,2
Kill your Mom,0,Have intercourse with Justin Bieber,4
Kill your Mom,1,Have intercourse with Justin Bieber,0
Kill your Mom,0,Have intercourse with Justin Bieber,0
Kill your Mom,1,Have sex with Justin Bieber,3
Kill your Mom,3,Have intercourse with Justin Bieber,2
Kill your mom,0,Have intercourse with Justin Bieber,0
"Eat a whole, raw bay leaf",0,Down 7 Viagras and 3 cans of Red Bull,2
Spend a day with Bob Dylan,0,Jimi Hendrix,0
Answer this question,0,Quit now and check your Facebook again?,0
Eat a bagel,0,Turn into a jet?,1
Stay how you look now,0,Be infinitely more attractive but have no arms,0
"Wear ONLY the opposite genders underwear (for men bra and panties, or women boxers)-- nothing on top",5,Only wear an adult diaper and plastic pants,0
"Wear ONLY the opposite genders underwear (for men bra and panties, or women boxers)-- nothing on top",0,Only wear an adult diaper and plastic pants,0
"Wear ONLY the opposite genders underwear (for men bra and panties, or women boxers)-- nothing on top",2,Only wear an adult diaper and plastic pants,0
"Wear ONLY the opposite genders underwear (for men bra and panties, or women boxers)-- nothing on top",1,Only wear an adult diaper and plastic pants,3
Be raped by a 20 yr old,2,Rape a 20 yr old,2
Be raped by a 20 yr old,0,Rape a 20 yr old,0
Get mauled by a mama grizzly bear ,1,"Get married, have daily sex with, and have at least 8 kids with someone you hate",1
Oreos with apple juice,0,Chips Ahoy with orange juice,4
Ride a giraffe across,1,Ride a camel across,0
"Invisibility, flying, and telekinesis ",0,Complete control over time,3
Yourself,0,Your boyfriend/girlfriend,4
Yourself,0,Your boyfriend/girlfriend,1
Attack bees,2,Aggressive squirrels,3
(Forced to) Circumcise your children (they can live for anyduration),0,Watch all your children die.,0
Have sex at all hours of the day,3,Never ever have sex,1
"Be married to a rich, horribly ugly, rude man/women",1,Die alone,2
Have anal with your English teacher ,2,Never be able to have kids ,0
Be blue until you die,1,Be red until you die,1
Live in the dragon ball-z universe,2,Live in the naruto universe ,1
Eat your own bugers ,18,Eat a horses poop,0
Kiss justin bieber ,0,Kiss justin timberlake ,2
Kiss justin bieber ,0,Kiss justin timberlake ,0
Kiss justin bieber ,1,Kiss justin timberlake ,0
Chose me,1,Chose me,0
Eat all the carpet in your house,529064,Eat all of the wood and tiles in your house,140374
Take a buckshot to the face.,42389,Take a buckshot to the crotch,23909
Eat your favourite DVD in twenty minutes,242263,Eat one hundred tissues in twenty minutes,417377
Jump forward 10 years of your life,299610,Go back 10 years of your life,423466
Have squirrels for hands,288084,Have guinea pigs for feet,384303
Know who killed Tupac,458455,Know who killed Biggie,178015
Live in Westeros,164062,Live in Middle Earth,458893
Have unprotected missionary Sex with a first cousin,14,Have anal sex with the corpse of an attractive celebrity ,8
Have a roommate with no eyelids,0,Have a roommate with a hideous rash all year long,1
Suck a cow's udder,31872,Have a cow suck your tit,39277
Live in Ancient Greece,366411,Live in Ancient Rome,315898
Lose your keys,483334,Lose your cell phone,240297
Be kissed by the same gender,33,Let him/her suicide instead,12
Anal Sex,0,Oral Sex,0
Have to wear a suit made entirely of fish scales everywhere you go. ,0,Be escorted by a deranged little person named renaldo everywhere you go.,0
Have the powers of Harry Potter,0,Have the powers of a Jedi/Sith,0
Work for Wayne Enterprises,0,Work for Tony Industries,0
Have a pencil stabbed into the hole on the end of your penis.,0,Have a pencil stabbed into your right eye.,0
Be in a desert for 2 years.,0,Be in a snowy place for 3 years.,4
Strapped with dynamite for the rest of your life ,3,Have no hands or feet,0
Born with a third arm,0,Born with a third leg,0
Watch 2 girls 1 cup once a day for the rest of your life,0,Get kicked in the face by a NFL kicker once a day for one week,0
Kill your best freind,1,Die,0
Have everyone in the world answer a would you rather and have it come true,0,"You answer one would you rather question and have it come true, but you would only live for 5 more years.",0
Have a healthy relationship with any celebrity of choice,8,Kill any famous person and get away with it,6
Have a small penis and be a ladies man,1,Have a huge penis and be a 50 year-old Virgin,0
Have both nostrils completely clogged up for the rest of your life.,0,Go completely blind in one eye.,0
Work a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.,0,Live in the wilderness for the rest of your life.,0
Work a minimum wage job for the rest of your life,509263,Live in the wilderness for the rest of your life,588038
Be blind,0,Be deaf,3
Speak in front of 1000 people,0,Be naked in front of 10 people,0
Be a Rock Star,0,Be a Movie Star,0
Never be able to have children,3,Have octoplits,1
Be known as a murderer even though you haven't murdered somebody,0,Lie that you haven't killed somebody even though you have,2
Rape a child,0,Rape a dead person,1
Only say omelette,0,Only watch Teletubbies,0
A giant duck for 10 minutes,0,A battery chicken for 10 minutes,0
Fight a crocodile with a bow,158451,Fight an elephant with a shotgun,261023
Sleep on an amazingly comfortable bed that someone died in,354559,Sleep on a bed of nails,58466
Having sex,180252,Arguing,233975
Kill 10 strangers,4,Kill yourself,0
"Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend",22,"Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her",26
"Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend",0,"Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her",0
"Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend",0,"Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her",1
Be the leader of a big religion,0,Invent something that makes you go down in history for ever,4
"Boston, Celtics",1,"Miami, Heat",1
"Boston, Celtics",0,"Miami, Heat",0
Drink a cup of urine,1,Drink a cup of sweat,0
Drink a cup of urine,0,Drink a cup of sweat,0
Never eat your favorite food ,0,Never drink your favorite beverage,0
Smell poop for the rest of your life,0,Have an ibsane itch on your crotch that never goes away for the rest of your life,0
Have super hairy legs for the rest of ur life,0,Have no Eyelashes and Eyebrows !,0
Weigh 800 pounds and be rich,0,Or weigh 16 pounds and be poor,0
Weigh 800 pounds and be rich,2,Or weigh 16 pounds and be poor,0
Always drive under the speeding limit,224932,Always drive over the speeding limit,173879
Eat poop,1,Drink pee,2
X-box 360,0,Ps3,0
Battlefield 3,0,Modern warfare 3,1
Watch you parents be murdered in front of you.,0,Murder the parents of another family in front of there children who are girls and are ages 4 and 9.,3
Be stuck on a deserted island.,4,Live in a house infested with mice.,1
Be able to see the dead.,4,Be stalked by a ghost everywhere you go.,0
Meet Justin Beiber,0,Meet Kurt Cobain,5
Swap genders but stay the same sexuality,1,Keep your gender but switch to the opposite sexuality,1
Be the smartest person on the planet,1,Be the sexiest person on the planet,3
Have an aftershave which made you the most attractive person on the planet,0,Have a stopwatch which stops time and you can do whatever you want to anybody,2
Listen to One Direction,0,Listen to Justin Bieber,1
Only play beta versions of video games,1,Only watch VHS movies,0
Have the guy/girl you want,4,Lose your bestfriend,0
Accidentally hit a animal and it die,0,Accidentally hit a person but they will just be injured,1
Be a millionaire but always be alone,0,Be a tramp with loads of friends,0
Have sex with a hot girl everyday,0,Have all of the money you can ever imagine,1
Have Freddie Kruger stick his fingers up your bootyhole,4,Have Michael Jackson wank you off to the point where there is no more skin on your penis,0
Have your anus and mouth switch places,0,Have your genetials switch places,0
Have The Power Of Levitation,0,Have The Power Of Flying,1
Jump off a building,0,Drown ,0
Be a Bear ,1,Be a shark ,0
Have boobs grow on your back,3,Be covered in nipples,0
Sleep in a closed coffin,0,Sleep in a crib,0
Be a Pokemon trainer ,3,Be a Pokemon Poacher ,0
Be a Pokemon trainer ,1,Be a Pokemon Poacher ,1
Be blind for a month ,1,Wear no shoes for 4 months,2
Eat shit,0,Eat sourcream,3
Noodle,0,Tree Trunk,1
Noodle,2,Tree Trunk,0
Noodle,3,Tree Trunk,1
Noodle,1,Tree Trunk,0
Noodle,0,Tree Trunk,0
DROWN,6,BURN,1
DROWN,3,BURN,0
Have a Lamborghini,2,Have a Ferrari,0
Panama City Beach,0,Miami,0
Have everything in the world you want but not be able to be or feel happy except for once a month,0,Having only what you need and being happy,3
Feet first into a throttling woodchipper,0,Feet first underneath a steamroller,3
Have a abortion,1,Give birth to the ugliest person on earth,0
"Lose something important every morning for the rest of your life, and spend at least 20 minutes looking for it",0,"Have Chuck Norris, from his prime, come and round house kick you in the balls or equally sensitive place once",0
Be Lebron,0,Be Kobe,0
Be a pro athlete,0,Be an actor,0
Be gay ,0,Be a lesbo,4
Kill someone that meant a lot to you,0,Kill someone who was innocent and had a family to go home to,0
Win a Super Bowl,0,Win a NBA Championship,1
Fight in the UFC,1,Be a Pro Boxer,0
Be forced to wear the clothes of the opposite gender for the rest of the life but no one finds it odd,2,Be the opposite gender but everyone finds it odd,0
Be naked forever ,0,Only own a shirt ,1
Woman with a penis,1,Man with a vagina,1
Always sleep with a Sunlight & can never turn it off,3,Always sleep in complete darkness with screams outside but you cannot cover your ears,1
Kill two of your siblings,1,Kill both of your parents,0
San Francisco,0,New York City,0
Windows 7,4,Mac OS X Lion,0
Have sex with your Aunt,0,Have sex with your Grandmother,0
Face fuck your Aunt,0,Receive oral sex from your Grandmother,0
Face fuck your Aunt,0,Receive oral sex from your Grandmother,1
To be James Hatfield,0,To be dave Mustaine,0
Get a blowjob from your aunt,0,Anally rape your grandmother,0
Be an amazing guitarist,1,Be an amazing pianist,0
Make an unforgetable movie/book,1,To make an unforgetable Song/Album,2
Dolphin,1,A Shark,1
Dolphin,1,A Shark,2
A zombie apocalypse happen,1,The United States get taken over by South Korea,0
Spider-man,0,Batman,2
Live in the country ,1,Live in the city,1
Be Seen Having Sex By Your Parents,2,See Your Parents Having Sex,1
Be trained by Yoda,4,Be trained by Mr Miyagi,0
Be trained by Yoda,3,Be trained by Mr Miyagi,0
An Amish Girl,6,Santa,1
Get shot once a month,1,Get tazed every day ,1
Get shot once a month,0,Get tazed every day ,0
Electricity,0,Water,0
Electricity,1,Water,1
Electricity,6,Water,6
Electricity,0,Water,2
Electricity,1,Water,13
Electricity,0,Water,1
Electricity,0,Water,7
Counter strike,0,Combat arms,0
Pick at a scab,0,Peal sunburn,0
Pick at a scab,3,Peal sunburn,0
Sixty-nine (69),0,Thirty-one (31),0
The man with his face eaten,0,The zombie man,0
Be homosexually raped,0,Get shot nine times,0
Keep your taste,0,Keep your hearing,2
Joey Logano,0,Larry the cable guy,0
Have sex with Miss Fortune,0,Have sex with Gragas,0
Idk,0,Idk,0
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,0,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,2
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,1,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,0
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,0,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,0
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,1,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,3
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,4,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,0
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,1,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,13
Pluck every hair in your body out slowly,0,Share half of every dollar you earn with an annoying neighbor,1
"Have a fancy car and house, but have no money",0,"Have a crappy car and house, but have lots of money",1
To Be Able To Travel Backward In Time,0,To Be Able To Travel Forward In Time.,2
To Be Able To Travel Backward In Time,0,To Be Able To Travel Forward In Time.,0
Being an adopted white kid in a black family,0,Being an adopted black kid in a white family,3
Always walk around with only underwear and a T-shirt,5,Always wear a clown hat,4
Put A Tooth Pick Under Your Toe Nail And Kick A Door Five Times,0,Get Kicked In The Balls Ten Times,1
Put A Tooth Pick Under Your Toe Nail And Kick A Door Five Times,0,Get Kicked In The Balls Ten Times,0
Get slapped in the face by a dick every second for a year...,0,Get anal raped twice a day for two years...,0
Be a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...,0,Learn half of the ways of the force by brutal punishment...,1
Be given a lightsaber,1,"Be given £20,000",0
Tupac back from the dead,0,Biggie back from the dead,0
An akay 47,0,An m9 pistol with unlimited supply of ammo,0
"Get trapped in a maze, where pac-man is chasing you",0,Get trapped in a maze where chuck norris wants to knock you out,1
Choose to play modern warfare 3,0,Choose to play black ops,1
Live in Gotham,2,Live in Troy,1
Be tortured by a hateful government with millions of dollars of weapons for a week,0,Be tortured by a single hateful man with multi millions of dollars for a day ,0
Watch the walking dead,0,The sapranos,1
Get cut into pieces by wolverine,0,Get stabbed by a horde of toddlers,4
Get 85% on Every Test,0,Win Every Argument,1
M16,1,Ak 47,0
Regenerate health,2,Power when you touch things they decay,0
Upgrade the thunder gun,4,The ray gun,0
Be fully gay or a lesbian,1,Be bi,0
Eat dog poop for a whole day,0,Eat food you don't like for the rest of your life,1
Eat dog poop for a whole day,1,Eat food you don't like for the rest of your life,0
Eat dog poop for a whole day,1,Eat food you don't like for the rest of your life,1
Eat dog poop for a whole day,5,Eat food you don't like for the rest of your life,0
Eat your body,0,Starve to death and have a 25% chance of survival,3
Be forced to take a key out of your eyeball and unlock your,77092,Dip your hand in acid to take the key out before it rips out your ribs,118463
"Rub Snuff (Skoal, Copenhagen, Grizzly, etc.)",0,"Smoke Cigarettes (Marlboro, Newport, L&M, etc.)",1
Cut Off Your Finger With A Better Knife ,5,One Of Your Loved Ones Pass Away In A Tragic Accident ,0
Suck a dick.,0,Lick an ass,2
Be a dragon,1,Be batman,0
Jessica Alba,0,Emma Watson,0
Captain Jack Sparrow,2,James Bond,0
Shoot your little brother in the face with a desert eagle gun,2,Pull the plug on your mom,0
Have every question actually happen,0,Have every question not happen,1
Drink a glass pus,0,Eat a spoon of cinnamon,0
Rape a lot of people during your life,1,Have sex only once in your life,3
Would you be eaten by pirahnas,0,Or be half chewed by a shark then chewed by an oversized mutated dolphin,1
Put a shopping cart of cats into your oven and bake them at 300 degrees for an hour,0,Run over 12 toddlers with an SUV,1
Have the name Peeta,1,Cut a toe off,0
Joseph Stalin,1,Adolf Hitler,0
Walmart,4,McDonalds,0
Dip your face in 100% lemon juice,17,Punch your mom in the face,15
Die a VERY VERY slow and painful death,2,Get raped several times a day by inmates everyday in prison,0
Cut off your own penis,0,Tear out your own eyes,1
Work at mcdonalds,0,Work at walmart,1
Live in Chicago,3,Live in Houston,0
No legs and hearing,0,No arms and sight,0
Have gravity shut off for 1 day,1033249,Have everyone around you go insane and want to kill you,138261
Burning hot coals,0,Brick shaped Lego's,2
Know how people would react to your death.,0,Know if you will go to heaven or hell.,0
Ride the Texas Gaint,0,Ride the Texas Titan,0
Be a dragon,0,Be dragon born,1
Be a dragon,1,Be dragon born ,1
Be constantly falling through a black hole,1,Constantly raped by your maths teacher,0
Only have sex with animals,1,Never have sex,2
Short hair,2,Long hair,1
Eat ten lives spiders ,0,Wear only the color green for the rest of your life,3
Big Bang,1,One Direction,0
"Catch your ""date"" kissing your achenemy",2,"Catch your best friend kissing your ""date""",0
Mark Smith,0,Christopher Eccleston,0
American,1,British,2
Be enchanted by anything to do with dragons,1,Collect anything that had to do with dragons,0
Be hated for who you are,17,Be Loved for who you're not,14
Be married to your brother/sister,0,Be married to your cousin,5
Have the ability to fast forward you life,0,Have the ability to rewind your life,2
Be on the Lusitania,0,Be on the Empress of Ireland,1
Have a one time ticket to kill any person in the world and have no repercussions,1,Have a one time ticket to get a bucket of any type of ice cream of your choosing,0
Eat the diarrhea of a llama and lick its anus.,0,Make out with Gollums asshole for 5 minutes,0
Kill u/him/her,0,Keep humans alive in history and start a family with them/her/him,0
Be an idiot but sane,0,Be a genius but crazy,1
Do nothing but get whatever you want,2,Be hardworking & kind but get nothing,0
Be a Grammar Nazi,1,Bee horibblee at speliin but nise,2
Choose to have a very intelligent family but also very strict,2,Choose to have a very stupid family but also very kind,1
Be trapped in the middle of shark invested oceans,0,Be trapped In a paranormal and abandoned insane asylum ,0
Live in europe in the dark ages,0,Live in arabia in the dark ages (arabian golden age),0
Meet Morgan Freeman,0,Become Morgan Freeman,0
Fight a psycho who has two knifes but is unfit ,0,Fight a fit boxer who could beat you to death ,0
Always smell bad,0,Always wear ugly clothes,1
Get herpes from Megan Fox,2,Blowjob from Rosie O'donell,0
Margaret Thatcher ,0,Queen Elizabeth II ,0
Jacob,0,Edward,0
Never watch porn again,3,Never masturbate,1
Sneeze marbles,0,Fart confetti,0
Be a fish waist down,1,Be a fish waist up,0
Conan,0,Jerry Springer,1
Assassin,2,Templar,0
Die now,0,Live FOREVER,0
Get killed by Kratos,0,Get killed by Goku,1
Stick your tongue in boiling water for 30 seconds,1,Stick your finger in a pencil sharpener that was on,1
Be Tom Kenny's (creator and voice of Spongebob) child,1,Be Trey Parker's (co-creator and some voices of South Park) child,1
"Ugly, but an amazing personality",2,"Attractive, but very rude",0
Be alone in the woods,2,Be alone in the woods when it is pooring rain,0
Have nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples,0,Have a belly button for a mouth and a mouth for a belly button,0
Go to England,1,Go to France,0
Die young,2,Live forever old,0
Get knocked out,2,Get hit in the nuts ,0
Have your testicles crushed or ovaries ripped out,0,Win a billion dollars,0
Freeze to Death,1,Burn to Death,0
Be alone in the woods at night,3,Be alone in the woods at night when it it pouring rain,0
Have eyes for nipple and nipple for eyes,1,Have a mouth for a belly button and a belly button for a mouth,0
Have a puppy sized elephant,1,Have a elephant sized puppy,0
Get mauled by various animals,2,Die from an STD,0
James Bond,0,Jonny English ,0
Be immortal but forever depressed,0,Die right now,1
Fly a hot air balloon,0, Fly an airplane,1
Lady Gaga,0,Katy Perry,1
Kiss you inside out -Hedley,0,Where have you been -Rhianna,0
I-phone,0,Blackberry,0
Pepsi,0,Coke,1
Tank,0,Fighter Plane,0
Time travel back to 1969 to listen to the beatles ,1,Time travel to 2050,1
Have toothpicks pry open your eyelids for 2 hours straight,0,"Be forced to have sex with 3, 7 foot tall black men, until they are done with you",0
Join the Justice League,1,Join The Avengers,5
Drake,0,Lil Wayne,0
Hulk,0,Iron Man,0
Be dipped in scid,0,Get eaten slowly by rats and humans,0
Sleep in a cold bed,1,Sleep in a warm but noticeably hot bed,0
Make out with dad and put it on youtube,0,Eat best friends poop in front of him,0
Chew of a baby's penis,0,Get hardcore anal by Vin Diesel for 15 minutes,0
Be a teddy bear,1,Be a action figure,0
Be a teddy bear,0,Be a action figure,1
Be a teddy bear,2,Be a action figure,0
Be a teddy bear,0,Be a action figure,4
Kill a innocent civilian and live,3,Dont kill anyone but someone kills you,0
Listen to justin beiber for 3 minutes,0,Get kicked by chuck norris for 3 seconds,1
Get friend zoned,1,Drink a bottle of pis and eat a poop burger?,0
Have Cyborg arms,0,Have Cyborg legs,2
Get fucked by Godzilla,1,Get fucked by King Kong,4
Loose a Thumb,0,Loose an Arm,0
Be able to record and playback your dreams.,3,"Control your house with your mind (TV, CPU, Closing/Opening Windows/Doors)",5
Listen to justin beiber for 3 mins,3,Get kicked by chuck norris for 5 secs,1
Spend your/the last few hours with ur family/love ones and say goodbye to friends,1,Spend the last few hours with your friends and your secret crush ,1
Wish To have 5 wishs,1,Wish to have the ability. To go back/forward in time when ever u want ,0
Be buried alive in a casket with an evil clown,0,"Be locked in a dark, small closet with a 100 snakes",1
Be caught in the terrorist attack of 9/11 (on the 100th floor and you dont die right away),1,Be in Adolf Hitlers Concentration Camp,0
Have to go to school every day for 11 years,0,Go to school 3 times every year for the rest of your life,1
"Marry someone that had a great, amazing personality but super ugly and disgusting ",0,"Marry someone that had a rude, and horrible personality but extremely cute and great looking",0
Be a male with periods but have everything on your body perfect ,3,Be a female with no periods and have everything on your body perfect,2
Live in a Zombie Apocalypse,3,Live in a Robot Apocalypse,1
Lose the next 10 years of your life.,0,Lose the last 20 years of your life.,1
Eat a human fetus,0,Eat an entire buck including the antlers,1
"Be under house arrest for the rest of your life, but eat gourmet food for each of your meals.",2,"Live in an extravagant mansion and while being able to leave freely, but only eat soggy cabbage.",1
Go naked on stage in a theatre play.,471,Work as a stripper in a bar for a week.,417
Go naked on stage in a theatre play.,1,Work as a stripper in a bar for a week.,0
Your teacher (who is a sex offender),2,"A person of the same sex, making your schoolmates think you're a homo",1
Watch porn with your parents ,0,"Watch porn with your teachers with everyone naked, including you",1
Have the power to levitate any object,1,Have the power to lift any object physically,0
Be a woman trapped inside a man's body ,0,Be a man trapped inside a woman's body,1
Extinguish the candles with your vagina/penis and never pee again,0,Extingusih the candles with your tongue and never be able to open your mouth again(or even eating),1
Just eat desserts,1,Just eat savory food,1
Live in Lac-Saint-jean,0,Live in Saguenay,0
Be an ugly guy with a big dick,1,A handsome guy with a small dick,2
Have sex with a cat,0,Have sex with an very ugly woman,1
Drink your own piss everytime you are thirsty,0,Have only one drip of water left,0
Be a man and have sex with a man,0,Be a girl and have sex with a girl,1
Stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall,2,Hold two steak knives and slame them into your legs,0
Kill your best friend,0,Kill a child,1
Put a Fork in your Penis Hole,0,Cut off your penis,0
Meet a benevolent race of extraterrestrials and take a trip around the galaxy,1,Meet god himself and take a tour of heaven and hell,6
Give a blowjob to a guy with a big dick,0,Give a blowjob to a guy with a small dick but cumes a lot and swallow it,0
Eat out your mom,0,Give your dad a blowjob,0
Eat a puppy,0,Eat a kitten,0
Crash land in freezing water,2,Crash land in Antartica,1
Live in the world of Pokemon,1,Live in a zombie apocalypse,0
Save John F. Kennedy,0,Save Abraham Lincoln,0
Have a ugly spouse that loves you?,1,Have a HOT spouse that hates you?,0
Know the truth behind 9/11?,0,Recieve 1 million dollars?,7
Lick crunchy peanut butter off of a homeless mans foot.,3,Like chocolate spread out of a horses anus.,1
Dissolve a body with acid,0,Kill a fully conscious Mexican in the basement,0
Control the minds of others,0,Be a shapeshifter,1
Xbox 360,5,PS3,0
Have Oral Sex,1,Have Anal Sex,0
Cheetah ,4,Tiger,0
Ermac,0,Scorpion,0
Scorpion,0,Kenshi,0
Experience a Zombie Apocalypse,1,A Alien Invation,0
Destroy the injection ,1,Start the Zombie Apocalypse,0
Have a one night stand with Justin Bieber which 5 people close to you find out about. ,2,Constantly listen to Justin Bieber music 24/7 for the rest of your life.,0
Her have the best ass and the worst tits,1,The best tits and the worst ass,1
Be blind,0,Be Deaf,0
Send your parents,0,Send yourself,1
Listen to Navi: HEY! LISTEN!,0,Listen to Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!,0
Get eaten by 10 ants,3,"Have a lion without teeth and who's very old, gum you to death",0
Be the best player on a losing team,0,Be the worst player on a winning team,0
Lay down not knowing there are one inch long spikes scattered on the bed 3 inches apart,1,"Sit down on your chair not knowing there is a knife 5 inches long, it goes up your ass",0
Wake up in a hospital and be horribly crippled after nearly dying ,0,Be reborn as a wild animal,1
Father,1,Mother,0
Have your penis potato peeled,0,Have your penis cheese grated,0
Be alergic to water,2,Be alergic to sunlight,0
Be in a musical,1,Be in a play,0
Sit on a cake while eating horse dick,1,Sit on a horse dick while eating cake,1
Have an eternal erection,8,Never have an erection again,2
Sleep and dream for the rest of your life,0,Live in a fantasy world,1
Fuck like a pro but with ugly people,1,Fuck like a retard but with extremely hot people,1
Be a homeless man and get your face eaten off,0,Eat off a homeless mans face,1
Live alone in a padded cell for 5 years,1,Live a normal life but live in a house with a mentally crazy roomate for the rest of your life,0
Marry the love of your life but they are sad because they love your best friend,0,See the love of your life happily married to your best friend,4
Teleport once every 24 hours,0,Fly for 1 hour a day ,1
A million dollars that you must spend in an hour ,2,100 thousand that you can spend over a month,2
Option a,0,Option b,0
Be this,0,Or this,4
Date/Marry/Have sex with Scarlettt Johansson,0,Date/Marry/Have sex with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,0
Have your hands severely injured and unfixable,0,Have your feet cut off,0
Accidently lay down on your bed not knowing that there are 1 1/2 inch long spikes coming out of the bed scattered across the bed 3 inches apart,5,"Accidently sit on a 6 1/2 knife coming out of the chair, it goes up your rear.",0
"Play ""Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier",0,"Play ""Battlefield 3""",0
Get a job in designing the next call of duty,0,Get a job selling the best cars ,0
Go on a killing spree on famous people and go down in history,1,"Go on a killing spree in your town, neighborhood, or city",0
Die from Over-Vomitting,1,Die from too much defacation,0
Eat a pound Clean Kitty Litter,0,Eat 5 packs of Chalk,0
Make more yourather videos,0,Eat a 32oz of sour cream,1
Water or air,3,Fire or earth,0
Dragon Hunter,0,Unicorn Hunter,0
Be penniless in the wilderness.,1,Be penniless in the city.,1
Kill a puppy with your bare hands?,3,Break your brothers legs?,2
Receive anal from The Incredible Hulk,0,Receive a massage followed by a rectal exam by The Human Torch,0
Die every time you reach the age of 25 and be reincarnated with your full knowledge until you are the last human alive in the entire universe.,42,"Live to be 10,000 years old, in your 25 year-old body.",52
Be a hero that is legally obligated to rescue princesses.,0,Be a princess that is rescued from weekly kidnappings.,1
Drink 5 12oz Glasses of Urine,0,Eat 1 Piece of Poop (Big Log),1
Eat Anything You Want Forever & Never Gain Fat,3,Have Sex With The Hottest Person In The World For One Year,0
Break someone's arm,0,Have your arm broken,0
Seinfeld,1,Friends,0
Afro,8,Dreads,1
Wink every two minutes,0,Lick lips seductively every five minutes,0
Kiss him to death,0,Just be yourself ,1
Be Legally Blind ,0,Extremely Obese,1
Get $100,3,Not have all of the polar bears on Earth go extinct,0
Chipotle,1,Quadoba,0
Walk in on your parents banging,1,Have your parents walk in on you masterbaiting,0
Metallica,0,Avenged Sevenfold,1
Eat a 50 year old sandwhich ,1,Eat a recently killed person,0
Work 12 a day,0,Be broke,0
Get your belly button ring ripped out (men too),1,Shoot someone,1
Be eaten and torn to death by a pack of wild wolves,0,Die being chopped up by a crazed psychopath butcher,0
Dropshotter,0,Panic Knifer,0
Eat the worst ever cake,2,Eat the worst ever pie,0
Live in the late 1800s,0,Live in the early 2200s,1
Fart loudly in public (no smell),1,Fart quietly in public (worst smelling fart all year),3
Be able to memorize the lyrics of every song you've ever heard,0,Be able to memorize the words of every book you've ever read,0
Be invisible,0,Be limitlessly rich,0
Die by sub zero,1,Die by scorpion,0
Die by sub zero,0,Die by scorpion,0
Never have sex again,0,Change genders,1
Have every light you ever hit turn red,4,Be pulled over anytime you commit a traffic/moving violation,1
Physically go back in time i.e. same age different time,0,Mentally go back in time and be able to repeat anytime in your past,1
Be able to turn people in dolls,0,Control people like marionettes,3
Be the Avatar,0,Be a Jedi,1
Have to go for the World Record for longest fingernails,0,Go to every single concert for One Direction,0
Have your lights turned on 24/7,0,Never turn on any lights,0
Kill every member of your family very quickly,0,Witness your family slowly kill you,0
Die pooping,0,Die farting,0
Have all the minecraft mods working but an old pc,0,Have a perfect pc with no minecraft mods and you cant install anything new to minecraft you only have the latest version ,3
Be a brony.,1,Not be a brony.,0
Seal your house ,1,Be raped,1
Seal your house ,0,Be raped,0
Seal your house ,1,Be raped,0
Seal your house ,2,Be raped,0
Seal your house ,3,Be raped,0
Seal your house ,0,Be raped,2
Get your head smashed in with an aluminum alloy baseball bat resulting in death OR vegetablization,2,Smoke a pound of crystal meth,0
Be an American spy trapped in Pyongyang (the capital of North Korea),0,Be a shot down Israeli pilot captured by Iranian forces,0
Be a Jew in 1942 Nazi occupied Poland,0,Be a member of the French Monarchy during the French Revolution,0
Puke every time you sit down,2,Take a bath in cow turds every morning,1
An Auschwitz gas chamber (decommisioned obviously),3,A large abandoned cathedral 250 kilometers out of Berlin in the Black Forest next to a Nazi graveyard,6
"Have ecclesiophobia (a fear of Churches, like the architectual look of them) living a block away from the Cologne Cathedral",1,Have Agoraphobia (a fear of vast areas) living on a 200 acre farm in Nebraska,1
"Go for a day to Chernobyl with tour guides from 9 AM to 8 PM, going inside the plant in full hazmat suit, all while watching the movie Chernobyl Diaries the day before",7,"Drive through a major Somalian city in a slum in a rickshaw that says ""I hate Muslims"" while transporting frozen porterhouse 8 oz steaks",3
Brutally kill your mother ,0,Brutally kill your father,1
Brutally kill your mother ,0,Brutally kill your father,0
Always be having an orgasm,0,Never have another orgasm,4
Beat up the Dalai Lama,0,Beat up the Pope,2
Find Atlantis,2,Find El Dorado,0
Never be able to open doors,0,Never be able to drive a vehicle,0
Be indestructible,1,Be intangible at will,0
Be handcuffed to Mike Myers,0,Be handcuffed to a velociraptor,0
Be a tree,0,Be a evil dictator,0
Have a boner in your underwear infront of everyone,0,Be caught naked in the shower,0
Be homosexual,0,Be lesbian,0
Have sex with you're parents once.,2,Or watch them have sex for a year?,2
Die happy but alone ,0,Die sad but loved,0
Kobe Bryant,0,Lebron James,1
Be Drunk,0,Be High,0
Eastern Australia,1,Western Australia,0
Poo out of your mouth,0,Poo out of your nose,0
Have the power to read anyones mind,2,Be able to teleport to anywhere you wanted,3
Always have to answer honestly,0,Always have to say fantastic,1
Always have to answer honestly,1,Always have to say fantastic,0
Have your favored arm cut off with a butter knife,1,Get your legs cut of by a wood chipper up to your knees,0
Die painlessly with no chance of living,1,Die very painfully but with a chance of living,1
Be forced to attend 5 full WMBA games per week,0,Have a bulls horn be stuck up your ass for 10 minutes,0
Michael Angelo,0,Leonardo Da Vinci,3
Be straight,1,Be gay/lesbian,0
Spend the rest of your life in a prison cell with 5 huge thugs that have been in prison for years,0,Get executed in a very slow and painful way,0
Have Traflgar-law's devil fruit power,0,Have Scratchmen Apoo's devil fruit power,0
Be a Werewolf,0,Be a Vampire,4
Get Skinned Alive and dropped into boiling hot salt water,0,Slowly Burn to death,5
Torn apart by a group of apes,2,Mauled by a tiger,3
Be forced to swim in a pool composed of dog poop,0,Eat bird poop,0
Being loved,0,Loving.others,0
Be a facist,0,Be a communist ,0
Be a girl,0,Be a boy,0
Be an anarcho capitalist,1,Be an anarcho communist ,0
Would you rather vote for Mitt Romney against your will...,0,Eat nothing but left overs from vultures.,0
Have Aids,0,Have a goiter on your neck,5
Instantly have the knowledge to play any and all instruments to a high standard.,0,Know every language and writing system on the planet fluently.,2
Have 1 hour of television ,0,Or a full library of books,3
No sex at all,158,Have sex with a mammal,116
Kill a Jew,4,Kill a Canadian,0
Lick a tree every time you go outside ,1,Drink three gallons of mustard over the course of a day,2
Be a Werewolf,1,Be a Vampire,0
Be skinned alive and dropped in boiling hot salt water,0,Slowly burn to death,0
Torn apart by a group of apes,0,Mauled by a Tiger,3
Be forced to swim in a pool composed of dog poop,2,Drink a gallon of bird poop,1
Get a message from a gay man,2,Receive a major operation from a Hispanic female doctor,0
Impregnate your sister and keep the child,0,Have gay sex with your brother for the rest of you life,0
"Get $40,000,000 over the course of your life",3,"Get $10,000,000 all at once.",1
Have liquirish fingers ,0,Gumball eyes,0
Date jhonny dep dressed as jack sparrow,0,Or date ryan renolds dressed as green lantern,0
Invisibility,1,Ability to fly faster then the speed of light,0
Live on the moon with tons of oxeygen and allien friends,0,Live on saturn with lots of oxegyn and explore saturns rings,1
Flying unicorn,2,Or a mermaid who lives with dolphines,0
Be on pretty little liars and say 1 thing,0,Or be on ellen and exspierence an amazing day,1
Walmart,0,Target,0
"Go to ""fun"" hell ",3,Fiery torment hell,0
Work 12 hours a day 5 days a week,4,Be completely broke with no degrees,0
Go to every Nickleback concert for the rest of your life,0,Pay for everything in Nickels,1
Try to escape from 5 policemen on foot in a neighborhood,0,Try to outrun two cop cars in your car,0
Beat your wife,0,Be beat by your wife,0
Be female but have to always carry a banana.,0,Be male but always have to walk down stairs backwards.,0
Reddit,1,9GAG,0
Have a cat,0,Have a dog,0
Read the blue question?,0,Read the red question?,1
Fight a crocodile,0,Eat a jug of poo,0
Bea mammal,1,Be a reptile,0
Own a wii,3,Own a ds,0
Have the world beyour favorite color,0,The color of the world changes everyday,1
Be too cold,0,Be too hot,1
Tupac,1,Biggie Smalls,0
Be a snake,1,Be poop,0
Pee,0,Poop,0
Be Caught Jacking Off by Mom,2,Be Caught Jacking Off by Group of Friends ,7
Make love with an opposite gender sibling,2,Watch you best friend make love to that sibling,1
Live a regular lengthed life,2,Stay the same age for another year at expense of a year of your life,0
"Never use a Apple, Microsoft, Verizon, etc. hand held devices",4,Never use any types of computers or laptops,0
One Direction ,1,Mindless Behavior ,0
Have a Castle built to your specs in the countryside with large amounts of land,2,Have a mansion built to your specs in the city with little land (for a mansion),0
Lose virginity to Justin Bieber,1,Stay a Virgin for the rest of your life,1
Be Adolf Hitler,2,Be Osama Bin Laden,0
Obama,1,Pedobear,5
Be Eragon,0,Be Aragorn,0
Be Gandalf,0,Be Dumbledore,1
Be a Nazgul,1,Be Voldemort,1
Be on Eona's side,1,Be on Eragon's side,0
Fly at almost supersonic speeds,0,Run at supersonic speeds,0
Fly at almost supersonic speeds,1,Run at supersonic speeds,2
Eat a poo sandwich once a year,0,Make sandwiches with only the end pieces for the rest of your life,1
Be the son of Adolf Hitler,0,Be the son of Osama Bin-Laden,0
Worst Enemy,0,Best Friend,0
Like JUMPER,1,Like PUSH,0
Obama,1,Mitt Romney,0
Get Nut Tapped,0,Bitch Slapped,0
Live in a world where there is darkness and sorrow for 100 years.,1,Listen to every single fucking Adele album non stop repeatedly for 1 year.,2
Have a Penis,3,Have a Vagina,0
Have sex,0,Orgasm 50 times,0
Have penises as your fingers,4,Have a finger as your penis,1
An non-stop talking friend,1,An non-stop barking dog,0
Always have to backflip on to a toilet to go,1,Always have to headbutt every single door you want to enter or exit from however many times it takes to open it,2
Orgasm by torture,2,Torture by orgasm,1
Kill a baby with a hammer...,2,...Kill a hammer with a baby..,0
Have a knife stuck on your forhead and laugh forever.,0,Have exposed veins...,1
Woodys Gamertag,1,MurkaDurkah,1
Have nostrils behind your neck.,1,Have only one giant toe on your foot.,1
Be immune to cancer,1,Be immune to cancer,3
Never die once in CoD,0,Date any girl you want once and keep her forever,0
Be atheist with an existing God.,1,Be the God that no one beleives in.,1
Never be infected by a zombie,0,Never get cancer,2
"Have a small, always open wound on your finguer",0,Have really really really sticky hands,1
Have exceptional ammounts of pubic hair,4,Never have pubic hair,0
Stub your toe,0,Dropped your fork then pick it back up and hit your head on the table,0
Watch it for the rest of your life,0,Watch the ring for the rest of your life,0
Be allergic to love,0,Be allergic to all other emotions but love,0
Have the perfect car,0,Have the perfect kid,1
Only watch awsome movies,0,Have an average picture taken for an average act in the middle of the local newspaper for curing cancer (get the cure for cancer).,5
Be a prisoner in the holocaust for 5 years with a 50 percent chance of death,2,Be a slave in America in the 1800s for your whole life,1
Be forced to fight with the Taliban,0,Be forced to fight with the Viet Cong,0
Be kidnapped by the Taliban,0,Be kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel,0
Be stuck in a room with Glenn Beck,0,Be stuck in a room with Nancy Grace,0
Never taste sweetness ,1,Never taste saltiness ,5
Perform felation,0,Anal intercourse,2
Have no dreams in your sleep at all,2,Have a horrifying nightmare in your sleep once every week,0
Stay still,1,Try to intervene,0
Butt,0,Boobs,0
Have permanent cheetos fingers,1,Have shard of popcorn kernel permanently stuck in the back of your throat,0
Fall down every set of stairs you came to,0,Shut your hand in every door you came to,3
Always smell a fart that nobody else could smell,0,Everyone else smells a fart and always thinks its you,0
Always smell a fart that nobody else could smell,2,Everyone else smells a fart and always thinks its you,3
Porn Hub,1,RedTube,0
Hung at the gallos,1,Burned at the stake,0
Eat a hamburger for lunch every day for the rest of your life,0,Eat a hot dog for lunch every day for the rest of your life,0
To the left where nothing is right?,0,To the right where nothing is left?,0
Be a God in India,2,Be you,0
Live in Afghanistan,0,Only pee once a day at 2:00am,0
Be allergic to gay people,0,Be allergic to CoD,0
Choose Squirtle,0,Choose Bulbasaur,0
Click here,0,Here,0
Star wars,5,Indiana jones,1
Be homosexual and happy for the rest of your life,1,Be straight and manically sad for the rest of your life,0
Never be able to watch pornography ever again.,0,Die.,0
Pewdiepie,0,"Ian from ""Smosh""",0
Attacked by a Gypsy,1,Attacked by a full-grown razorclaw Jew,0
Attacked by a Gypsy,0,Attacked by a full-grown razorclaw Jew,0
Never fall in love,2,Have the person you love die,1
Cure the world of all diseases,2,Put an end to all violence and crime,3
Win 10 million dollars.,1,Have a 50% of winning 100 million dollars.,0
Watch Soccer,0,Watch Golf,0
Own the Magic School Bus,0,Own the DeLorean from Back to the Future?,1
Be diagnosed with terminal cancer,0,Be diagnosed with Alzheimers? ,0
Burn to death?,0,Drown?,1
Be male?,1,Be female?,0
Eat a corndog?,1,Eat a hotdog?,0
Shoot yourself in the genitals,0,Fall on an operating chainsaw,0
Die in a Final Destination movie,4,Die in a Saw movie,0
Have eternal youth,2,Never die,0
Boxers,0,Briefs,0
Deaf,4,Blind,0
Deaf,1,Blind,0
Deaf,0,Blind,0
Be an amazing singer,1,Play an instrument amazing-ly(?),0
Turn invisible at will,6,Be able to pass through objects at will,0
Turn invisible at will,5,Be able to pass through objects at will,2
Turn invisible at will,1,Be able to pass through objects at will,1
Have sex with your mother,0,Have sex with your father,0
"You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.",1,You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.,0
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body,4,Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face,0
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body,1,Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face,1
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body,0,Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face,1
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body,1,Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face,0
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body,0,Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face,0
Have a video of you fighting and getting eaten by one bear be posted on youtube,1,"Fight and Kill several bears, eventually getting overrun and eaten, but have no one find out what happened to you",0
Have a video of you fighting and getting eaten by one bear be posted on youtube,0,"Fight and Kill several bears, eventually getting overrun and eaten, but have no one find out what happened to you",2
Be with your family ,0,Be with a group of trained hunters ,0
Be with your family ,0,Be with a group of trained hunters ,1
Be a storm trooper in the empire,0,Be a clone in the clone wars,0
Be with your family ,1,Be with a group of trained hunters ,1
Be with your family ,0,Be with a group of trained hunters ,6
Live in a world where the only songs to be heard are by Justin Bieber,1,Live in a world where there is a crying baby following you everywhere ,1
Get stuck in an elevator for three hours while the same Nickleback plays on repeat,2,Get punched in the face by a stranger once a day for a week,0
Be constipated,0,Have a UTI,0
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life?,0,Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life?,0
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life?,2,Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life?,1
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life?,1,Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life?,0
Have a pet spider,0,Have a pet snake,3
Use Reddit,1,Use 4chan,0
Caught watching porn,0,Catch your dad watching tv,1
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7,0,Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7,0
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7,2,Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7,0
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7,0,Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7,1
Live the rest of your life as you are,0,Permanently become any animal of your choice,1
Live the rest of your life as you are,3,Permanently become any animal of your choice,2
Play as Niko Bellic (GTA IV),7,Play as CJ (GTA SA),3
Get eatin by a tiger,0,Raped by 2 muscle heads,0
Get eatin by a tiger,3,Raped by 2 muscle heads,3
Get eatin by a tiger,1,Raped by 2 muscle heads,1
Sleep naked with a porcupine,2,Sleep fully clothed on an ant hill,0
Red,0,Blue,1
Red,2,Blue,2
Red,0,Blue,3
Red,1,Blue,4
Red,4,Blue,1
Red,0,Blue,8
A great date at a bad place ,1,A bad date at a great place,0
Lavish your loved one with two hours of meaningful attention everyday,1,Have your loved one lose interest in you,0
Evolution,3,Creationism,0
Evolution,0,Creationism,0
Evolution,1,Creationism,0
Evolution,4,Creationism,0
Be incredibly constipated for the rest of your life,3,Have mildly explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life,1
Headbutt a nail,6,Teabag a bear trap,0
Enjoy life without self dicipline and be obese,0,"Stick to an exercise regimine, eat right, and be fit",2
Take the blue pill and stay in wonderland,0,Take the red pill and see how far down the rabbit hole goes,2
Freeze,1,Burn,1
Have no parents but be rich,3,Have both parents but be poor,1
Make out with a frog,0,Eat a cooked frog,1
One sock one show,0,Two socks then two shoes,0
One sock one show,0,Two socks then two shoes,3
One sock one show,1,Two socks then two shoes,2
The Mexicans,1,The Kenyans,1
Travel to the Great Pyramids,0,Travel to the Great Wall,0
Travel to the Great Pyramids,1,Travel to the Great Wall,1
Tell your secrets to your partner and have them insult you about them,2,Hide all of your secrets from your partner,4
Star Wars: Episode 1,2,Batman and Robin,3
Gabe Newell,2,Roger Ebert,1
Digg at its Prime,0,Reddit as it is now,0
Samus,0,Master Chief,1
Eat a burrito stuffed with pasta,0,Eat a burrito stuffed with mashed potatoes,0
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,1,Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids,1
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,0,Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids,1
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,3,Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids,0
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,0,Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids,3
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,0,"Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids",1
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,1,"Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids",4
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,2,"Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids",0
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,0,"Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids",0
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile,2,"Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids",1
Give it to Danny deVito,0,Get it from Scarlett Johannson,2
Be blind,0,Be deaf,1
Die happy poor,1,Die alone rich,0
Die happy poor,2,Die alone rich,1
The top half human,0,The bottom half human,0
The top half human,1,The bottom half human,0
The top half human,5,The bottom half human,2
The top half human,3,The bottom half human,0
Be a master guitarist ,0,Be a really good singer,0
A moustache,0,Chesthair,0
Burn The Library Of Alexandria,1,Or cause the Holocaust,0
Have the ability to fly ,0,Or the ability to teleport,2
Burn The Library Of Alexandria,0,Cause The Holocaust,0
Burn The Library Of Alexandria,1,Cause The Holocaust,0
Burn The Library Of Alexandria,2,Cause The Holocaust,0
Han Solo,0,Greedo,0
Emma Watson ,2,Megan Fox,0
Emma Watson ,0,Megan Fox,0
Kill Your Best Friend And Have No Friends Again,0,Kill Your Family,0
Pitch a perfect game,1,Hit 2 grand slams in one game,0
Be castrated by blunt razor blades whilst being deep throated by a cactus,30,Watch a Michael Bay film,33
Die,0,Coma,0
Be stuck in a room with the person you hate the most in the world,1,Be Stuck in a room with the song you hate most in the world playing on loop,0
Sleep with the person that repulsed you the most in the world,1,Never meet someone you could love,1
Watch Community,0,Watch any other comedy,0
Be a christian,0,Have intelligence,6
Revive Stanley Kubrick from the dead so he can make one last masterpiece.,0,Revive 2pac so he makes one more album (quality is unsure).,0
Go back in time to make sure John Lennon never dies,0,Go back in time to make sure Stanley Kubrick never dies.,0
Only have Sex with Underage/Preteens,1,Only have Sex with Grandmas/Grandpas,0
Fox News,0,MSNBC,0
Eat shit,0,Eat Vomit,3
Have a laptop for the rest of your life. ,0,Have a cell phone for the rest of your life. ,0
Kick him in the balls and take his golr,2,Take him home and keep him in your basement,0
Never eat cheese again,1,Own 10 mechanical cats that disrespect you physically and emotionally,0
Be Barbie,0,Be Ken,0
Believe in God,1,Believe God is made up,1
Fall back asleep into a good dream?,1,Wake up from a Nightmare?,0
"Live a life of morality, free of religion",0,Get your morals from a book,1
Life childfree and have freedom and money,1,Have a bunch of kids and live only for them,0
Morgan Freeman,1,James Earl Jones,0
Morgan Freeman,2,James Earl Jones,1
Morgan Freeman,0,James Earl Jones,0
Morgan Freeman,3,James Earl Jones,1
Drink a liiter of vodka everyday,1,Never enter your own bathroom or toilet,1
Never have sex inside or under a roof,0,Makeout with the ugliest person in eyesight at 12:00 everyday,0
Be an artist whose works are praised only after you die,1,Be a pop star who is big for one year,0
Be an artist whose works are praised only after you die,0,Be a pop star who is big for one year,0
Windows,0,Apple,0
Have The Dark Knight Rises spoiled,4,Die,1
Suck Bill Gates dick for 1 Million$,0,Lick Jessica Albas Pussy for 10$,0
HAVE A BIG ORANGE HEAD,1,HAVE NO ARMS,1
Travel in time,0,Teleport,1
Punt a baby seal,0,Punt a baby dolphin,0
Be an artist whose work is only praised after death,1,Be a pop star who is big for one year,0
Starve to death,2,Bleed to death,1
LICK A DOGS ASS,0,LICK A TRAMPS ARMPIT,0
Never being able to go on reddit ever again,1,Go on 9gag for 2 years straight ,0
Spend your entire life helping others and end up in hell,2,Spend your entire life hurting people and end up in heaven,0
Red,24,Blue,20
Adopt a panda,2,Adopt a koala,1
Is gay,0,Is a creepy neckbeard who watches shows meant for little girls forever,0
Be a Super Hero,4,Be a Super Villain,0
Hetero and never have Sex,0,Gay and have lots of Sex,2
Get shot while watching The Dark Knight Rises,3,Get shot while watching The Avengers,0
"Instantly become the smartest, most attractive, and physically fit person in the world for the next 20 years, then drop dead",24,Add 20 years of *perfect* health to your life.,36
Headbutt a nail,0,Step on lego piece barefoot,3
Live with 2 very small arms ,0,Live with 1 normal arm and 1 paralyzed arm,1
Watch Pulp Fiction for the rest of youre life,1,Watch Twillight for the rest of youre life,0
Not have internet for a year,3,Have to read 1000 books in 300 days,0
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,0,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,0
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,3,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,1
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,0,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,1
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,0,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,3
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,1,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,2
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,1,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,0
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon,3,Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed,0
Suck your grandmas tits for 2 minutes,1,Never have sexual contact with anybody,2
Lose your eyesight,0,Lose your hearing,2
Morgan freeman,1,James earl jones,2
Live forever,0,Die tomorrow,0
"Eat a bucket of live spiders for 200,000 dollars",1,"Have horrible nightmares every night for a year for 700,000 dollars",4
Be an 19th century American slave,0,Be deaf and blind,0
Save yourself and no one else,0,Help save everyone but you,1
Listen to ONLY Justin Bieber,0,Listen to ONLY Lady Gaga,1
Click the Red Option,1,Click the Blue Option,2
Be a fairy,0,Be a leprechaun,0
Eat your/a dog,1,Live without internet for the rest of your life,0
Never have sex,0,Never be able to masturbate,0
Own all the cats in the world,0,Own all the dogs in the world,0
Own all the cats in the world,1,Own all the dogs in the world,1
Have to kill every person you loved but never get caught,0,Have to kill ever person you hated but get caught,0
Mario,0,Luigi,0
Mario,0,Luigi,5
Eat McDonalds Cheeseburgers for the rest of your life,0,Eat Wendy's Cheeseburgers for the rest of your life,2
Have sex with a whale (But still have sex with other people),1,Never have sex again (And not have to have sex with the whale),0
Grow wings and fly,1,Have a jet pack,0
Audibly fart while giving a presentation,3,Shart while hanging out with your crush,0
Audibly fart while giving a presentation,0,Shart while hanging out with your crush,0
Kristen S.,0,Lady Gaga,0
Be able to talk to animals,1,Understand every language,1
See your crush with your best friend,1,See your crush with a stranger,2
Be killed saving a life,0,Having someone kill their self saving your life,2
Answer Yes,3,Answer No,0
Answer Yes,0,Answer No,3
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,1,Conan,1
Have sex with your mother/father,0,Have the genitalia of the opposite sex,0
Be Albert Pujols,0,Be Prince Fielder,0
Glasses,6,Contacts,7
Glasses,3,Contacts,2
Listen to Nickelback for 2.5 hours nonstop ,7,Lick the floor of a public bathroom,0
Get a boner every 10 minutes,1,Get one boner a month,0
Purple no,0,Genghis Khan,2
Never have to sleep,0,Sleep whenever you want,1
Bang Vanessa,0,Bang Allie,1
"Live in an abandoned mansion, and fend for your own food",0,Live in the wilderness with unlimited amounts of your favorite food,2
"Live in an abandoned mansion, and fend for your own food",10,Live in the wilderness with unlimited amounts of your favorite food,1
"Have sex with your mother for $500,000 ",0,Never see your family again,2
"Have sex with your mother for $500,000 ",1,Never see your family again,1
Yes,1,No!,1
Be the pin,2,Be the cushion,0
Live in solitary confinement in a mansion with everything you could ever wish for and 200 acres of space which you could never leave.,0,"Live in a shelter with all your closest friends and their families for the remainder of your life but with only the bare necesseties (i.e. food, water, clothes)",0
"Get $1,000,000",4,"Have a 50% chance of getting $10,000,000",0
Only browse 9gag for the rest of your life,0,Down vote everything you enjoy on reddit,0
Die,0,Not Die,0
Have the day be dark for 24 hours/day.,0,Have the day be light for 24 hours/day.,0
"Be forced to watch your parents having noisy rough sex for hours, using a lot of dirty, uncomfortable positions",0,Be raped by an alpaca,1
Be a lion for a day,3,Be a sheep for a year,0
Live in a prison with many people,1,Live in a huge jungle alone,1
Live in a prison with many people,1,Live in a huge jungle alone,2
Pick blue,0,Pick red,2
Be guaranteed a million dollars,0,50/50 shot at 100 million dollars,0
Only be able to watch the WNBA on T.V.,1,Eat your firstborn,1
Only be able to watch the WNBA on T.V.,4,Eat your firstborn,0
Be Goku,1,Be any American superhero,0
"Kill an anonymous person for $1,000,000",1,Kill no one and receive no money,1
"Kill an anonymous person for $1,000,000",0,Kill no one and receive no money,0
Be a criminal defense attorney and know the client you just got acquitted was guilty,2,Be a prosecutor and think the person you just sent to jail may have been innocent,0
Punch your puppy in the face for no reason and have them mistrust you forever,1,Kick your SO's grandmother after you mistakenly thought she said something racist about your family,0
Only listen to dubstep or dubstep versions of songs for the rest of your life,1,Only hear every song in auto-tuned version for the rest of your life,0
Only hear out of your right ear,0,Only see out of your left eye,0
Have come from poverty to make millions and help your friends and family,0,Have come from extreme wealth to donate all to a charity that helps millions but you end up in poverty at the end,0
King of /b/,2,Reddit's most Karma,1
King of /b/,0,Reddit's most Karma,0
King of /b/,1,Reddit's most Karma,4
A Sith Lord,1,A Deatheater,0
A jedi,1,A wizard,0
Own an alicorn (Unicorn-Pegasus hybrid),1,Own 1 Pegasus and 1 Unicorn,1
Own an alicorn (Unicorn-Pegasus hybrid),0,Own 1 Pegasus and 1 Unicorn,0