"What?" She gasped catching her breath, "first you're telling his ex that you're married in a fit of rage last night and now you're upset that poor random men think he's your husband? You walked up to the table carrying a child that is Obviously his, both of you smiling like the other is the only person on the planet that makes you happy and you're wondering why he thought you were married? You and Draco need to have a talk and figure out where you two stand, cause I can just see it now- once Astoria is loose again Witch Weekly is going to be running a special Golden Girl Hermione Granger turned Homewrecker! "