An hour later, Sirius had managed to convince himself that Marlene was right. Remus was not only average, but actually quite unattractive, now that he thought about it. His elbows were extremely knobby, if Sirius was remembering correctly, and his eyes were vacant and indifferent, like a fish. A dead fish. He wasn’t very funny, either. In fact, Remus Lupin was completely bland. Boring. A wet napkin. Barely a step above Randall Bagshot.