"Okay, now that the sugar coated version is out of the way; I took Harry Potter from the Muggles who were raising him yesterday. I had to act because Harry killed his cousin with a burst of accidental magic, and the muggles would have murdered him for it. I took care of the muggles myself; it will be days before they find the bodies in the bottom of the river. I've told the old man that we will be raising Harry on our own, and managed to convince him it would be in his best interests not to interfere with me. I don't want you to tell Harry anything about how things truly are around here. I mean, I will be teaching him that he is a Wizard, and some of the lower power spells. I'll start the other training the same time I start the Twins and Ron."