"Well, that's the biggest load of bullshit ever spoken," Hermione scoffed, dismissively. "I've heard some of the filthy things Neville thinks about you. Lack of interest really isn't the problem. Seriously, Ennie, all of the life in this palace would erupt into a mass brawl to line up to fuck you, if they thought they were in with a chance. Wizard, witch, elf, ghost ... even the statues would come to life at the chance to get into your knickers!