But without a doubt the worst –  the absolute worst  – part about The Justin Show was how vocal he was about their sex life. He would drop in how sorry he was – not looking the least bit chagrined – that they were late because they got distracted snogging in the car. He would slap Draco playfully on the arse, making jokes about how he hoped he would be able to sit through the film after putting him through his paces the previous night.