"Longbottom," he said, acting very calm and composed – no easy task with Hermione snorting hysterically behind him. Longbottom jerked statue straight and stared at Draco and Hermione, utterly mortified, grabbing the closest large object to him – a packet of cornflakes – and clutching them in front of his crotch. Draco carefully averted his eyes and cleared his throat, stunned.