So naturally, when my teachers inevitably realize how laughably easily I’m "learning’ everything, I’m eager to skip a grade in the hope that I can at least pretend to be slightly interested in what’s going on and be taken a little bit more seriously. And if I happen to get a bit overzealous with the compulsion charms to have the teachers begin testing me harder and harder and begin ignoring the books I bring in, well that’s nobody's business but mine.