"And furthermore!" Sirius said, waving the baby wipe in the air. "Remus can’t date either! So the fact that he’s single and attractive is a moot point! He could be the single-est, most attractive person I’ve ever met, and it wouldn’t matter! Which is good, because he is the most attractive person I’ve ever met. So this really is a very fortuitous turn of events, isn’t it Harry?"