Harry stared in shock and horror as he read his list. The first was expected as they had read Grade 1 in their first year, then the next five on the list were just reminders to bring them back for this year after using them in their first year. But the rest of the list; the ENTIRE Gilderoy Lockhart Collected Works?! What was the new Professor thinking? Harry made eye contact with his sister who was sitting forward with the strongest look of disgust he had ever seen etched on her face."This has to be a sick joke" Hermione finally spoke with such conviction that even Harry almost believed she could be right."What is it sweetie?" Tom asked dryly."THIS!" Harry cried shaking the list in his Father's face furiously, Tom just raised an eyebrow at his dramatic son before taking and reading over the list himself. Harry smirked triumphantly when his Father's jaw dropped in shock and his red eyes widened much like his children's had.