"All right, all right," he said placatingly and undid the twine and neatly unfolded the paper, revealing a slim volume that read: The Scrabble Player's Handbook. Draco stared at it, lip curling in disgust. "The Scrabble Player's Handbook," he read aloud slowly, disbelievingly, and an odd noise strangled out of Hermione's throat and he looked up to see her hand clamped over her mouth as she laughed into it, bent over nearly double.