"I know, honey, it's unacceptable," her hushed voice sounds from under the mattress, "I can't believe he would do that to you. Men really ain't shit, are they?" Harry laughs and tries, very ineffectively, to hide it under his breath. "And now he's laughing about it, unbelievable! Have you tried stepping on his balls in the middle of the night? You gotta get him when his guard is down." 