Hermione wasn’t a virgin—not super experienced by any means—but with enough tries under her belt. She’d been in a long-term relationship with Ron, spent a sweet night with Neville before she and Ron defined anything, and had a few untempered romps with Viktor when he visited after the war. She had a weeklong fling with a young man while in Australia, trying to get her parents’ memories back, and a few one-night stands with Cormac and Muggles after her breakup with Ron. She remembered a fleeting thought of how the colour of Cormac’s hair (if only his hair were straight) and smirk reminded her of a certain blond Wizard with whom she was corresponding. She wondered why her mind chose to pull up this memory. 