"Well, Mr. President, after a thorough, round-the-clock investigation, we have come to the conclusion that none of our enemies, at least in the magical world, had anything to do with this. Only a few of the dark wizards we call Death Eaters still remain at large, and we are highly confident that they would not use Muggle – that is to say, non-magical – means as a weapon of war. It would be beneath them."