And so she made a decision she definitely knew was stupid, because no matter how attractive Draco Malfoy was, he was still Draco Malfoy, and nothing good could come from further engaging with Draco Malfoy. But... Hermione did have a perfectly good joint. And there were few activities she loved in life more than the act of passing a joint and engaging in interesting conversation. So, before she could convince her drunk mind out of it, she asked.