"Good," he says in a velvety tone. "You love Scorpius, which should be obvious to anyone who doesn't carry a blockhead on their shoulders." (It would be insulting if it wasn't coming from Albus, who apparently thinks everyone but himself is a blockhead - even though he's the biggest one of all, as his next question suggests). "But what the hell do you want from me? After you refused to admit it to Scorpius last night, I still thought you had a crush on me too, but in fact you've never hugged me."