"There ... it's a ritual seal now. Merlin, even pretending to be you makes me sick. It's fine, though, don't worry about me. I'll get my wife to lick the stain of you from my tongue later. She's good at that sort of thing. I know! ... who would have guessed? You're looking at the luckiest wizard alive here, Ron. Hermione's such a great girl ... and her mouth ... wow, just wow. It truly is a work of art, in every medium."