"This is the only way for us to stay sane! I’ve thought through all of it!" Braxton’s eyes widened even further. "Why did we get trapped in 1994? It was Hermione Granger’s fault. Why did we have to muck around in a haunted bog healing the fabric of space-time? Hermione Granger’s fault. Why did we get sacked? Hermione Granger’s fault!