"Sure. But Dad likes talking to people. He just gets stuck with me and Papa in a corner because we refuse to socialise, until Ev or Barty drags Papa away and then he's left with me and then I usually get left with Sirius —which I should never be, really— and then we both get in trouble. And it has only happened twice, but it's already a pattern and I want them to have fun too. So you two are obligated to keep me company," Harry finished, crossing his arms across his stomach. 