"Anyway, he struggled to get an erection for the last few years. And I had to have sex with him, or I could be up for investigation, or possible internment at one of the labour camps. There was a charm on me to prove I had been properly penetrated. So I developed the strongest anti-erectile dysfunction and arousal potions I could, and mastered the Engorgio Charm. To be honest, I might have needed Engorgio even if we'd married for the right reasons. Seriously, he barely touched the sides when he stole my virginity!"