"No, look, I don’t know what I’m doing any more than you do. I don’t even know where Harry  is right now, for fuck’s sake—oh, we’ll probably have to swear less with the kid—" Remus opens his mouth to tell him to get back on track, but Sirius has already waved it on, "and quite honestly, Remus, I think you would be a great parental figure. Loads better than me."