"Hey everyone! It’s your favourite Uncles! Barty and Rab! We wonder if you have found out all the information yet? If you haven’t then don’t worry we shall supply it!! We were getting bored, being in the manor for so long, there is only so much you can do. So we snuck out after you guys left to catch The Hogwarts Express. Don’t worry we were disguised. But we saw Potter and Weasley running late and decided to block the gateway to the Platform!! Their faces when they crashed into the solid bricks was just perfect, better than when Rodolphus got stuck in the women’s lingerie at the meeting! We then hit them with a compulsion spell, we just wanted them to do something stupid to laugh at, so the spell would make their thoughts seem like even better ideas. But it went even better! They stole a blue Ford Anglia! And flew it! They were also seen by Muggles!! It was so much better than we could’ve hoped for. Severus floo called us last night to tell us all about it, apparently he and Lily Potter caught them after they crashed into the whomping willow!" Harry finished before he burst into hysterical laughter.