"Dudley, hello!  Please, please,  please  tell me you were the arresting officer tonight."  She gleefully asked, rubbing her hands together like the evil maniac she was suddenly feeling like.   Five or so years ago, Dudley had reached out to apologize to Harry for the horrible way his family had treated him over the years.  The two had since formed a close relationship, and Hermione had gotten to know him and his new wife, Dahlia, quite well.