"And here, my little man, is where Granny Weasley keeps the broom cup – OI!" Harry opened the door, only for several cleaning supplies to tumble from the broom cupboard; along with them fell Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, caught in a passionate embrace and snogging heatedly. The kiss didn't even break upon the copulating couple hitting the floor; Luna's silver eyes, dazed, lifted to Harry from where Neville was slathering the pulse point of her creamy neck.