"We don’t miss him, do we Teddy?" Remus said before turning to Sirius. "God, he’s annoying! Every time I talked about Teddy he’d chime in with a story about the dog, like it’s the same thing. I’m sorry, but Teddy will eventually be able to speak in sentences and wipe his own arse. The only thing that creature can do is shake and take nervous shits on the floor."