Sirius barks out a loud laugh alongside him. "Anyway, the song comes out and Lily, more than anyone, is getting the biggest kick out of it. I know that I technically wrote the song, but come on guys, there are four of us. Barely anyone thought it was James which was a bit hilarous. But I’m here to set the record straight: I do not have a secret child, nor have I gotten anyone pregnant, it’s actually James’ secret child. You can all stop speculating now!"