Looks like Head Auror Harry Potter fancies blokes, as evidenced at the Yule Ball when everyone was expecting an announcement of marriage between himself and Harpies Beater Ginny Weasley. The redhead, visibly distraught over her beau's unnatural proclivities, was seen getting pissed before receiving an escort home by Ministry security. Hermione Granger was seen arguing with her "wife" Narcissa just after snogging Headmaster Severus Snape, making her date (and official third-wheel) Ronald Weasley look totally daft. Looks like someone spiked the punch bowl this year!