/The solution to your problem, you greasy haired git!// //Mister Prongs sends his greetings, and observes that it's not surprising Hooknose hasn't figured it out yet// //Mister Padfoot adds that he never did think that Snape was too bright// //Mister Wormtail says; but it isn't really his fault that his mother was a Blast-Ended Skrewt, and never taught him the rudiments of personal Hygiene.// //And// //Mister Moony says that the solution is simple, Greasy! Wash yourself and your plate and mug, and your problem will pass, or, if it doesn't, at least you'll smell better and stop offending the civilized people who are forced to associate with you.// /