This exclusive Me, Myself and I exposé brings all you rabid readers the horrifying truths and unbelievable details that have been revealed by an investigation conducted by The Officers of Improper Use of Magic [IUM]. This investigation was launched when on the first of September, a flying Ford Anglia was spotted by no less than THIRTY Muggles and then proceeded to crash into the Whomping Willow on Hogwarts grounds. Shockingly enough the flying car in question was driven by our own Boy-Who-Lived Henry Potter and his best friend Ronald Weasel, now you may ask yourselves the very questions that I asked myself when I first heard about this;