It loads slowly—Draco’s yet to connect to the ship’s free wifi—but when it does, and he checks the app to see who’s nearby, he’s greeted with the familiar rogue’s gallery of twinks (meh), gym queens (okay every once in a while, so long as they don’t judge Draco’s diet of takeaway and chocolate biscuits), leather daddies (too much effort), and otters (now that’s more like it).