And at 2:37am, Hermione had admitted to herself that a large part of her just felt desperately sorry for him, and wanted to make him smile. But that just sounded stupid and illogical and...dangerous, so she focused on the sensible motivations for what, at 4:02am she had named Project Cheer Up Malfoy, or CHUM for short. There had been much quiet, sleep-deprived giggling involved, as she had tried to think of names that didn’t result in horrific acronyms like SPEW. Hermione had thought CHUM was appropriate, given the purpose of her self-assigned mission.