"Salazar save me. Who could be a fan of his?" Theo laughed, like this was a commonly held opinion. "You know, he used to be the fun dad. I guess the competition wasn’t too fierce. Blaise had a seasonal rotation of fathers and mine was, well you’ve met him. But still, Lucius used to teach us quidditch and ballroom dancing and..." Theo’s eyes drifted off. "Well, when the Dark Lord returned, his obsession for protecting his family took a turn..."