My fellow Wizards and Witches: tonight our country, the Ministry of Magic, and all the laws upon which we hold dear, faces a grave and terrible threat. This violent and unparalleled assault on our very safety and morality will not go unchallenged... or unpunished. Our enemy is an insidious one, seeking to divide us and destroy the very foundation of our society. Tonight, we must remain steadfast against the Goblins who wish to kill us all, and their enablers - Harry Potter and the homosexuals - who wish to destroy the institution of marriage with their perversions. We must remain strong. We must be determined to stop them at all costs. We must remain united.