Harry looked round and said, "Everything started twelve days ago, on 2nd August. I was in a play park, arguing with my cousin Dudley, D-U-D-L-E-Y—and don’t ask for his last name, because I won’t tell you. Anyway, I was arguing with my cousin Dudley, it was after dark, nobody else was in sight, and two Dementors showed up and tried to Kiss both Dudley and me."