"So St Paddy’s day comes around and I’m out with Mione and my sister, when they start openly flirting with me. They were whispering all these dirty things in my ear, discrete touches when no one was looking. They even followed me to the bathroom.They wanted a threesome, right there and then, a fucking threesome with me, I just couldn’t believe my luck! Just as things were getting good, we were interrupted. When I got home I fed Mione some line about needing space, she had her suspicions, but I think she bought it. She was really upset about it. Anyways, I didn’t want to look like a complete arse so I held off pursuing them for a few weeks. Stupidly should’ve spoken to them first as they were going off holiday to see family and only got back a week ago. Last night we finally picked up where we left off."