Nestled deep in the library of Malfoy Manor is a small, often-forgotten tome that had once belonged to Lucius Malfoy’s great-aunt Ursula. Never having possessed much intellect or wit, none were surprised that Ursula’s bequest amounted to one hideous and poorly stuffed owl, and a small collection of divination texts. The smallest and least exciting of these texts was  Bridewell’s Moste Boring Bodementsˆ, filled cover-to-cover with the most mundane and seemingly absurd predictions ever to grace the Hall of Prophecy. 