Ron laughed. "Ah well, it was worth a try, right? Imagine if I could tell everyone someone like Aidan Stark was shagging my best mate – and Harry and I'd get free tickets to Quidditch matches, and signed memorabilia and..."Mione, are you sure you wouldn't go for a – ouch, don't bloody hit me!" Hermione settled her head back against Ron's shoulder, as he winced and rolled it beneath her cheek. "Bloody hell, you've got a good arm on you these days."