"She had always been pissed at me for that," Sirius laughs through his tears, "she’d have some nice date planned with Prongs, or a study plan, or Merlin, even a mission plan, and I’d go and fuck it up by not paying attention or being at the wrong place at the wrong time. She and Moony would both lament about how I was untrainable, and how James and I just fed on each other’s stupidity."