"I care when I need to tell you to have a talk with Longbottom about when and where alley snogging is a good idea. I’d try to speak to Weasley but I’m still not convinced he understands the English language, and Longbottom has at least proven that he has some sense." Draco paused a moment. "I nearly hexed the both of them. Probably would have if it wouldn’t have reflected badly on Luna."