"Hear me out," he said. "We’re obviously incredibly attracted to each other. I’ve wanted to fuck you from the moment I first saw you, and I’d bet the Sorting Hat you feel the same way about me. I don’t normally hold with mistresses, because that’s a shocking level of commitment, but I have a feeling that in your case, only once or twice wouldn’t be enough to purge you from my system. Well? What do you think?"