Percy sighed. Technically, this was true. Charlie had left school two years early, chasing dragons, and Oliver had been scrambling to find a competent replacement ever since. Last year, after his most recent conscript had somehow managed to knock himself out with his own broomstick, Oliver had suggested that Percy, who after all was related to Charlie, try. The other Weasleys were all good flyers; Bill had played Keeper, in his time at the school. But, well. "Oliver, when I said "sure," I was being sarcastic," Percy explained patiently. "I have no actual desire to waste my time on your field when I have OWLs to study for."