"I can't even look at you!" She plopped down on her bed, staring at the ceiling. "Imagine my surprise flying about with several other pissed tourists, minding my own business when we'd cleared through a part of the jungle, soaring high above the water-" Hermione swallowed, having a feeling she knew where this was going. "Only to find the cutest little boat floating along and I thought to myself, "that's so cute, I wonder if it's rentable" only to fly closer and...can you guess what I discovered?" Bollocks.