"Oh! I-I didn’t actually change my last name, so it’s still just Granger," she smiled and looked to Harry for help, but he was too busy having a staring contest with Pansy’s cleavage. Pansy’s stare, however, was still fixed on Hermione, awaiting her answer. "Anyway, I simply said that I had had a....minor infestation with....mmmmackertroys." 