"Well, last week, after an amazing race around the grounds, we landed, and, he kissed me! I wasn't expecting it, but, I really enjoyed it, and, ever since he started slimming down, he's been a lot more confident, and I find that attractive! So, I kissed him back, and we've done that every night for the last week, and I can't believe I told you all that! Please don't tell anybody what I said, especially Neville, he'd be so embarrassed!"