"You’re almost strictly dick-ly, Theodore Nott. And yet you’re going after the one female who Draco has been crushing on since he was fourteen years old? I knew something was up from the moment he came to me with his poor pitiful me eyes and a bottle of firewhiskey, talking about Granger snogging you. Unlike Draco, I’m not blind. Plus, I’m pretty sure Luna’s a seer." 