Hey Malfoy, touching you for 2 minutes and 30 seconds has made me feel more alive than I have in a year and now I want you desperately and it might be because we’re soul bonded because you’re some sort of magical creature. Oh you didn’t know about that? That’s ok, we can talk to my mind healer who has worked with me for a year and has determined I’m so fucking fucked up that there’s no other explanation than the supernatural. Now could you kindly kiss me and fuck me against this wall in this dirty alley? 