"In my timeline, we had to put up with that peacock Gilderoy Lockhart prancing about the dueling platform as if he were a show pony while "challenging’ Professor Snape. As you can imagine, it was no contest; Snape wiped the floor with that ponce. Hopefully whoever you have teaching you defense this time around is more capable of putting up a proper fight. Also, watch out for Draco; launching snakes at his opponents seems to be his signature move.’