Tonight though, that was the last straw! They sullied my and Granger's special place! Here we were, planning a secret rendezvous in the abandoned classroom on the fourth floor, and what do we find? Potter balls deep in my best friend! I'm scarred for life! For life, I tell you! I'll never rid myself of the image of Potter's hairy ass pounding into a naked Pansy Parkinson! Oh, I tell you. Granger can't stop laughing about it.