No, I'm not some cheap thriller twist villain. I'm quite sane and pride myself on being very intelligent. Intelligent enough to recognize that normal people don't solve their problems with torture and murder. To which I argue that it's simply the easiest way to deal with them at the moment. Magical society is just so backwards that it makes a world of difference if you do pest control yourself. My first instinct when I got an inkling of Harry's situation halfway through the year was to kickstart an investigation against the Dursleys. To which my reward was a formal caution for wasting Police time and the threat of a restraining order against the Dursley family.