Such a strange yet oddly wonderful turn her life had taken. The guild meeting, now years ago, had gone so well that scant a few days later, she had gone to her parents with the following proclamation. "Mum, dad. I'm going to quit my awful job and move into a massive Dartmoor manor in the countryside with my super-rich older girlfriend so we can obsessively play video-games all day long for the rest of our lives."