Sirius just knew that they were going to have to watch their brother and their soulmate fall in love and get married and raise Teddy together along with the four other kids that they adopt. And a dog. And they’ll probably have a little cottage with a vegetable garden in the back and a big patio where they’ll host all of the Potters and Marlene and her girlfriend and they won’t invite Sirius because it will be awkward that they consider their brother’s husband their soulmate. 