"Hermione was all for tearing you in half down the middle and sharing your corpse, and I have to say that I had a lot of time for that idea. But, in the end, I decided that a simple physical death wasn't nearly good enough for my oldest pal ... a one-time mate who tried to nick my life, my girl, and my country. A moronic twat who sold me out to a half-dead cunt who likes to put his tiny cock into as many snakes as he can. Or as many evil cunt sisters of yours that he can."