"Hermione Jean Granger!" A voice hissed vehemently in her ear, and Hermione jumped and stifled a shriek, heart racing, hand splaying over her chest on instinct, and feeling the thumpthumpthump of the galloping organ. Ginny’s triumphant, accusatory whisper-yell went on. "You’ve got a crush on the fucking ferret!" Hermione whipped her head around and met Ginny’s eyes, speechless.