Yes wife, because I’m going to marry this witch as soon as I can. I don’t care if it’s just on paper without a big ceremony, I just need her. The rest are just pointless little details when it comes down to it. Because there is but one crucial part of any equation that involves me, and that’s Hermione Jean Granger. Fucking hell I cannot wait to change her last name, it’ll be just another reminder to others that she infallibly mine.