"Don’t think I haven’t noticed how cold and unavailable you’ve been since Valentine’s. There’s only so many times I can apologise Ron. It was not my fault there was an explosion of Amortentia in Hogsmeade. You never did tell me what you ended up doing that night. I bet you thought you were being discreet earlier too, didn’t you? I saw your big head getting overly inflated by the attention of the twins tonight, I’d bet you’d just love to get them into bed together wouldn’t you. You know what actually, I don’t want to know."