"granger, we all know you’re shacklebolt’s best shot at a third term, but the people think you’re too uptight," pansy said, pinching her fingers to zoom in on one particularly damning chart. "they don’t think you’re charming. they don’t want to have a beer with you. and quite frankly, if i polled them today, the question wouldn’t be whether or not you have a stick up your arse – only how long it  really is."