"Sirius, I know you’re saying all this as a warning, but it sounds great. I haven’t had a proper Sunday dinner in years," Remus said. "And I’ll take all the hats I can get for Teddy. He has this weird thing where he likes to rip them off and chuck them into the middle street right as, like, a bus or a horse is going by, so it’s guaranteed to get driven over or shit on. Once, he tossed one right into the Thames. I watched it float away past Parliament, and he just laughed while it snowed on his bald head."