"Hey, it’s not all bad," James quirked. "We have couples Twister on Wednesdays, movie night every Sunday and drunken Pin The Tail On The Donkey every Bank Holiday Monday. It’s not so awful ... so long as you can put up with Merlin. He’s such a gossip ... you wouldn’t believe it. Only last week he was telling Rowena that Sirius had stolen all of her clean underwear just to stir trouble."