"Sorry about that. Now before I send you home, Evan, let’s get your story straight. I’m hoping they won’t come looking for you, but it’s a possibility. Your story is you took a later flight and missed this one #1981 - a lucky break for you. I’m going to obliviate the pilots I could obliviate you too, but I don’t know how that would work with everything, so we’ll play this one by ear, right?"