"What's the matter Snape! Enchanted? And NO, I wasn't under glamour that night at the Burrow. These are natural. Well, as natural as they could be. Do you like your new clothes? I thought black didn't suit you much, it's more appealing this way. Don't take me to be a fool professor. I was in Azkaban, so might be a wee bit insane, but I haven't lost my marbles. Your wand and all other possessions are under a special charm. Don't try and touch it, although I'd love to see you try, it'll give me a chance to test a curse I put on them. An Egyptian curse that one. The moment the object touches the person, the curse activates and doesn't stop until it rots the body. Imagine the rot starting at the fingers creeping towards your heart. You did tell in our first class, you could teach us to put a stopper on death. Well guess what, there's no cure for this one. I researched it a lot, it's a one-way ticket to the "Next Great Adventure" as our headmaster puts so eloquently. See that owl, or it's rotted withered corpse rather, I put the same curse on a piece of bacon. You know Hedwig was a smart bird but too loyal to Harry... which brings us to you!" she finished her own monologue with a smirk and a tilted glance at Snape.