"Apparently she showed up to our house just now to surprise me for my birthday, even though I told her not to, and Pansy told her I hadn't been home all week, and hung up this absurd story about some "shady guy" I've been running around with and how  worried  she is about me, conveniently leaving out the fact that she was the one to lock me out of my own damn house, and that I fucking told her I didn't want to talk to her." 