"Classic, my arse! You and Hermione were actually exposed to this claptrap? No wonder you wanted to get away from the Dursleys! Parliament ought to pass a parental rights law, protecting our children from.... whatever this is." A small beat, as they continued to watch Dick Van Dyke make a mockery of the old, proper English language. "Oh, for pity's sake – it's pronounced "appened, you twat! The "H" is silent! Seriously, who was this bastard's dialect coach? – they should be shot!"