"Oh, Merlin's pants save us all." Harry groaned loudly. "What could that moron possibly have planned." He was greeted with laughter from most of his year mates, the exceptions being those who hated him, Weasley, Potter and Finnegan, and the girls who still worshipped Lockhart, Brown, Gryffindor Patil, Bulstrode, Perks, Turpin and Abbott.