"BellaKedavra: quit ur jobTo BellaKedavra: Are you high? No! I live in London. I have rent to pay!BellaKedavra: lol london sucks donkeybollocks and only twats live thereBellaKedavra: r u a twat?To BellaKedavra: No. Just realistic.BellaKedavra: lolBellaKedavra: don’t be wage-cuck. quit ur job. come live with me. plenty of room. play WoW all day long"    Of course, Hermione had gotten to know Bellatrix really, really well over the past month. She was an older lady with a storied history, living alone in a big mansion with more money than god. Normally, she’d write this off as Internet flexing, but Bella never, ever lied about anything. 