You'd think that people would notice all this. What with finding out that the real Moody had been imprisoned and replaced by a Polyjuice-drinking Death Eater who was supposed to be dead, Sirius Black showing himself (he'd come in in his Animagus form) and Dumbledore finally coming to a parting of the ways with that stuffed-shirt Fudge, not to mention everybody fussing over Harry, I do think I could have stripped down to my skin, gotten on a table, danced and sung "The Hedgehog Shall Never Be Buggered At All" and nobody would have noticed. (And wouldn't that have put the final touches on my reputation as "The Great Scarlet Woman of Hogwarts?" Honestly, compared with quite a few girls here, I hardly pay attention to boys at all.)