Remus exhaled with relief but Harry wasn't finished, "I think she fancies Ron. Actually, I think Ron fancies her as well, but he doesn’t know how to get rid of Lavender. The two haven’t spoken in weeks. Every time "Mione comes round, Ron starts snogging Lavender and then, "Mione went and took Cormac McLaggen, who’s a right tosser, to the Slug Club Christmas party just to piss him off. Honestly, they’re driving me barmy, I wish they’d wake up and realize that they’re perfect for each other and do something about it."  