"Thank you Director Bones, for saving us from the narcissistic insanity that is Gilderoy Lockhart. That man would’ve been one memory charm away from a near-constant source of embarrassment and frustration. Regardless, we got some new teachers for this new school year! I hope that the DADA professor manages to last longer than the previous one did. Poor Harry for having to suffer under the disjointed teaching styles of all those different people, only a few of whom were actually qualified to teach children.’