After everyone was settled, the man who I assumed to be Professor Dumbledore, got to his feet. "Welcome to a new Year at Hogwarts. I wish to remind everyone that the Dark Forest is strictly out of bounds. Also the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to anyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. And now before we begin I would like to say a few words and here they are! Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"