"Now look here, lad," Dougal chastised, his tone filled with reproach. "Indulging in marital pleasures is all well and good, but when it leads to keeping the rest of us waiting for over an hour, so engrossed in each other that ye dinna even hear me approaching—such behaviour will bring ye trouble one day, laddie. Someone could sneak up on ye, clapping a pistol to your head before ye even realise—"