"And then they pull out another fucking slice. And you look at it and go, "oh fuck, I can’t physically fit that much cake in my mouth without physically injuring myself.’ But the person with the cake doesn’t care. They force the rest of the cake into your mouth because they don’t give a shit about what you want. It’s never been about you, it’s only been about how much the person with the cake wants to show off to all the other cake-havers that they have more cake than anyone else and can make a woman develop anxiety from having to sleep with him because they’re just so much more impressive than anyone else.