"Relax Ron, if anybody finds out, I'll just tell them that I must have gotten it when Voldemort tried to kill me, and gave me my scar. Who could suspect that an innocent baby would be a Parselmouth? It must be something that "he who must not be named" did to me! Heh! People are such sheep, tell them what they want to hear, and they'll belong to you forever! Anyway, let's go swimming, and you can tell me why Susan Bones has been coming over almost every day since my birthday! Could Ickle Ronniekins have a girlfriend of his own?"