"You do know that whenever you’re involved, I end up having to curse someone, don’t you? Like when you dragged me through that allegedly unoccupied underground cavern that happened to be full of vampires? And that thing in the Midlands with the goat? And how could I forget the Labyrinth of Daedalus? I nearly lost my left bollock thanks to you, while you were off doing Unspeakable nonsense."