"Honestly. I don't bloody well know. I think one of them has a thing for her, maybe both of them. They are both bobbies - police officers in London. They just obsess about football - soccer - and the telly and have about two brain cells to rub together each. Weasley has nothing at all to recommend him. Pretty sure Potter has at least cracked a book once or twice and he's pretty to look at in a rugged, messy hair and a facial scar sort of way. But neither of them think I'm right for Hermione and they don't hide it."