There was a scoff behind them.  They turned to see Jansen rolling his eyes.  "For the love of all that is holy, you both like each other.  You both want to be in a relationship.  Would you please, I beg of you, quit the "my name will bring you worse things’ competition.  It’s nauseating; it’s insulting to both of your intelligences and agency.  Kiss and take me out of my fucking misery."