I cannot possibly understand what strategic benefit it would be for the Dark Lord to learn of the many trivial thoughts that occur to me on a day to day basis. For example: it is my firm belief that the attractiveness of the Weasley spawn corresponds directly to their birth order. This is with the exception of the only daughter of course, as she is obviously superior to her brothers. Honestly, she’s kind of terrifying even as a fourteen year old - how did you ever find the courage to propose?'