"...THIS IS AN EMERGENCY... UH... BROADCAST FROM THE MIN-MINIST...MINISTRY OF M-MMAA-MAGIC. PUH-PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MORE OWLS TO REPORT THE LACK OF MAGIC IN YOUR AREA, THE ENT-ENTIRE COUNTRY SIDE HAS BEEN AFFECTED! A-APP-APPROXIMATELY TWE-TWENTY MINUTES AGO, DEMENTORS WERE SEEN POURING OUT OF AZKABAN AT AN UNNATURAL SPEED AND BYPASSING-BRISTOL-TO-THE-SOUTH... ST-STOPPING AT ST-STO-STONEHENGE. IT IS THOUGHT THAT THERE IS A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE DE-DEMENTORS AND THE-THE FACT THAT THE ENTIRETY OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS BEEN... UM... SQUIBBED."