"But you’re not even catholic" he hissed, gripping the pen he held, tightly and resisting the urge to reach across the table and throttle his girlfriend. "How can you want to give up sex for lent?" He sneered, purposefully ignoring the way Hermione was smirking at him. This was preposterous, she couldn’t abstain for more than a few hours on a good day, how could she possibly last for six weeks. "Well it’s unacceptable Granger. I’m not giving up sex for six weeks so neither are you!" he huffed, returning to his own essay and deliberately not looking at her.