Just a couple of weeks ago, this reporter shared news that Miss Hermione Granger, war hero, one third of the Golden Trio, and ex-girlfriend of Harry Potter, was seen cozy with Death Eater, werewolf, and one of Wizarding Britain’s most eligible bachelors, Draco Malfoy. It seemed that the young witch had developed a fascination with the half-breeds after dating war veteran, werewolf, and ex-Hogwarts Professor, Remus Lupin, and had moved on to a younger broom model, if you will.