"– Malfoy, being reduced to shitting in a bucket. Merlin, that’s priceless. Just a pity you gave him toilet paper! Just imagine if you hadn’t and, he’d – he’d –" Ron couldn’t keep going he was laughing so much, and Hermione felt the blood drain from her face with cold, horrified fury. And shame, too, because a few nights ago she might have thought it was mildly funny too, if desperately immature.