Well, hello there and good evening, my love. Won’t you settle in for the night with me? It’s been so long since we were last together–I hope you’ve missed me like I’ve missed you. Let me help you unwind. I’ve made us dinner, you see. But looking at you now, how in the world am I supposed to eat when all I really want is you? You’ve walked into the kitchen so casually, so comfortably. I love how at home you feel here. Go on into the sitting room now. Take off your heels–those delicious fucking heels—and settle into your favourite chair. I’ve got a glass of wine ready for you–have a sip. Do you have any idea how wild you drive me, watching the way your tongue graces your glass? I’d love a taste of you myself. Will you let me have one?