"Listen Parkinson, I just told you she was off shagging a mystery Muggle man. She came back several times looking smug and thoroughly fucked and refused to talk about it. Everyone knows that if you don’t talk about it it means the person is right and they just don’t want to admit it’, Ginny had one hand waiting to grab her wand. Hermione knew her well enough to know she was gearing up to produce her finest Bat Bogey Hex on Pansy. 