his own charts came to the forefront now, each one a colorful assortment of sinking trendlines and surveys that skewed toward the negative. "all the major quidditch teams think you’re too much of a playboy to do anything more than play. you’re a loose cannon for them, far too much of a risk to consider seriously. we could do witch weekly photoshoots of you pretending to read books once a week for the rest of the year, and you  still wouldn’t get any coaching offers."