"That’s a paddle. That’s a whip," he says, pointing to each item in turn. "That’s a plug. That’s a plug. That’s a plug. That’s a flogger. That’s a chastity cage. Ooh. Do I want to torture myself by telling you what you could do with that?" He taps his finger to his chin a few times in contemplation while Hermione simply blinks in shock. "Nah. Another time."