"All right, in all honesty, I never planned for this. It's not like I woke up one morning with the utterly brilliantly horrible decision to seduce Hermione fucking Granger." Hermione held a hand to cover the laugh that was bound to tinkle out between her fingers. She rested her chin on her drawn-up knees and just listened to the soothing timbre of Draco's voice as he continued.