When Harry and Hermione were seated on the couch, Arthur said, "What I'm going to say is probably going to embarrass you both, but, I'm not in the habit of lying to my family, and, Hermione, I consider you family as well. I'm aware that the two of you have taken a significant step in your relationship, and, both Molly and I approve. But, this leads to a rather unusual dilemma, you see, it's been a tradition in the family, that when every son turns 13, the father takes him out and gets him laid, taking care of the whole virginity thing. Now, since Harry is no longer a virgin, I have to decide what to get him for his birthday. Do you have any thoughts, especially since I already put down a deposit on the traditional "gift'?"