Remus was stunning just then, otherworldly even, with the nightlight casting his beautiful features in sharp shadows. Sirius looked upon the symmetry of his face, and wondered whether the golden ratio could be applied to the distance between his eyes, nose, and lips. He wouldn’t be surprised if it could, wouldn’t be surprised to learn that some divine architect had created Remus out of a perfect mathematical equation. Man + Baby + Wicked Humor + Dirty Mouth + Big Open Heart.