"I also have," more rustling, then Albus relentlessly rattles off the spoils of his purchase in a gruellingly neutral tone, "a vibrator, a fleshlight that looks like it was designed by Lovecraft himself, and handcuffs. Another dildo... and here are the love balls, also very nice, and not to forget: a whip. A sex swing - we'll have to see how we can install that here in the cave -"