After some sniping back and forth, Draco insisted that he be the first to use the Multiverse-Turner alone. After setting the dials on the mahogany casing, he spun the hourglass and shut his eyes, feeling as usual like he’d been squashed into jelly and then pulled like mozzarella cheese, and when he arrived at his destination, he saw that it was most definitely not Malfoy Manor. It was a hotel room. One that he’d never seen before. And he saw himself, fully naked and completely erect, with his face between Hermione Granger’s legs.