"Exactly my point!" Ron cut into his path. "He was the 10th President of the United States, the first chief executive to ascend to power upon the death of a predecessor. After he left office and the Civil War broke out in the States, he sided with the Confederacy, and when he died he was buried under both the flag of the nation he betrayed and the defeated nation he had sworn allegiance to." At Harry's bemused look, Ron shrugged. "Hermione spent most of her pregnancy reading his biography to me; it was on her nightstand. Anyway, now the second cousin of my mum – you know, the one who's Muggle and an accountant, see – he's read every book that's ever been written about this bloke multiple times, and he put a picture of John Tyler in his refrigerator. Not on it! – in it." Ron took a deep, cleansing breath. "So my point is: if you only vet the best people, you're gonna end up on the cover of.... Witch Weekly, not to mention finally get your mug on a Chocolate Frog Card! If you hire Death Eater underlings as Aurors, you're gonna end up in my mum's second cousin's refrigerator."