"WHAT’, Draco’s mouth fell open, his jaw was about to fall to the floor like a cartoon, "You’re seriously telling my you lost your virginity to Lavender fucking Brown’ he took a drink clearly not able to process this news quick enough. "Granger you were the goodiest of the two shoes, I just thought you’d had a couple of boring shags with Weasley or at best Potter and Weasley, maybe even together’