If anyone had been looking at the Marauder’s map, they would have seen four dots cascading quickly toward one other, about to collide in the hallway that led to the dungeons. It would be one of those cutaways like in a cartoon where they show the map, and the characters move inexplicably all over said map to various locations, seeming like they will never arrive at their destination, but lo and behold! They’d end up colliding there anyway, and we’d crash zoom to that meeting, as the Benny Hill music ended abruptly with a record scratch...