"Tibby was the first lass I kissed. Or mebbe I should say the first lass who kissed me. I was carryin" twa pails o" milk for her, frae the barn tae the dairy, plottin" a" the way how I'd get her ahint the door, where there wasnae room tae get awa" and kiss her there. But my haunds were fu', and she had tae open the door for me tae gang through. So it was me who ended up ahint the door, and Tib who walked up tae me, took me by baith lugs and kissed me. Spilled the milk, too," he recounted.