"Because loads of things that grown-ups do for fun ... that kids aren't allowed to see ... seem to involve everyone taking all their clothes off," Celesca told them in her sagely way. "You all like taking your clothes off way too much. You do it all the time. I wonder why you even wear them at all sometimes. I hope I don't have to start taking my clothes off every five seconds when I get older. I don't want everyone seeing my foofy. Mummy says I should keep my privates private as much as possible."