"Well, it's not obvious, no. But everybody urinates, Draco, it's hardly a secret," Hermione said gravely, but there was a bubble of humour in her voice, and her eyes were warm and bright. He gave her a dry look, still grimacing at the thought of someone shoving a tube up his dick, but they were at the toilet, and while he might be cringing, Draco realised he wasn't embarrassed anymore. He hadn't even been thinking about the indignity of everything. Hermione grinned at him and pushed the toilet door open, and Draco realised that distracting him had been the whole point of that disturbing little story.