"Whoa whoa, hang on Granger, I was not laughing at you. Just the situation. If Weasley doesn’t want you or value you then he is a twat, a pure twat. You are a goddess Hermione, Ron clearly doesn’t know what he’s done. In the one night I’ve got to really know you I have concluded that I am the biggest twat going. I actively chose to ignore everything good about you for seven years and in this one night I realised how badly I fucked up. Aside from your obvious brains that not even I can beat, aside from how gorgeous you are, aside from your hair so wild I want to run my fingers through it just to see more of your face. Hermione, you have a heart of pure gold. You saved me tonight, you may not realise it but you have. So sod Ron Weasley, you can and will do better.’