She had a point there. Anytime Sirius talked to Marlene or Pete or any of their other friends about baby stuff, he watched their eyes start to glaze over within minutes. But he had to tell someone this stuff! He had questions! Why does Harry always spit out his peas? Was Harry’s runny nose because of teething or a cold? Why the fuck do gluten-free diapers exist? Who is eating diapers?