"Right, this is what we'll say ... Harry, look, I've liked you for so long, ages, really ... and I'd be so happy if you took me to the Ball ... I know I've never said anything before but, well, there's never been a good time, has there? What with trolls and basilisks and hippogriffs and ... what? You like me? You've been trying to build up the courage to ask me out ... oh Harry! Really? You too? Oh, nevermind all that ... mwah mwah mwah ..."