Soon, the bomb did detonate. An enormous, wet shit ripped through Teddy’s diaper. Remus gasped and his mouth fell open as he apparently felt the action right against his thigh. They all fell silent as Teddy released a few more room-shaking farts. Then Teddy’s face relaxed, he peered into Remus’s teacup, fished out his wet, dripping, chewed-up strawberry, and settled contentedly against his father’s chest.