They’d broken up though, hadn’t they? Ah, right—it was 1999: Granger was undoubtedly a freshly recruited Unspeakable, Weasley had somehow managed not to immediately flame out as an Auror, and the breakup would happen quite soon, if memory served. Not that he’d been paying attention to any of Granger’s romantic entanglements, but for whatever reason the gossip always managed to find its way directly into his ear. Merlin’s tits, his head was throbbing.