Blaise Zabini and Theo Knott - Well, they got their wish, however deviously. What we didn’t know while witnessing that steamy wedding night scene earlier, was that Theo and Blaise were in the secret corridor connecting Draco and Hermione’s separate rooms, getting a REALLY good look at the post-nuptial sexy times. It was everything they’d ever dreamed of, until Bibbles the house elf discovered them and promptly disapparated with them, dropping the two unceremoniously outside the bounds of The Manor™ wards. Draco and Hermione never found out, thank Salazar, and Theo/Blaise had a lovely time subtly referencing what they’d seen that night at future dinner parties and balls... even at the baby shower. The banter and stifled giggles were EPIC. Also, they took credit for the Malfoy/Granger joining, and were vocal about it with absolutely anyone who would listen, earning them quite a lot of social clout. (They’re so funny and adorable, I’ll allow it).