It was kind of funny, really. If one of them would simply show a weakness first, the other would actually be supportive of it... but they would never know that. Because they were assholes.~~~~~~Hermione awoke with a start and saw that she’d overslept. She had also had a massively realistic dream about Draco prosing to her at dinner, and for some reason calling her a mudblood? And then they hate-fucked in a classroom? And THEN she found him later on that evening so she could suck him off???It was all really strange, too, because, like it is in many dreams, they were both just a little bit off in terms of character voice. Also, she could hear all that narration at the end and was so puzzled by the American accent, and the use of "assholes" over "arseholes."