"Bragging about your pathetic little exploits with Hermione in front of her friends seems rather colossally dim to me. That’s not going to get you into her knickers – if she were interested in you in the first place, which I know for a fact she’s not." Draco sneered and couldn’t help adding the childish lie, lips curled with disgust: "Besides, according to her, you’re as...lacking...in all other regards as you are in intelligence."