"Oh for..." Hermione growled in frustration before speaking rapidly. "You want to hear things only Hermione would know? Fine. Your first crush was Harry, but your second was a horcrux version of Tom Riddle and you nearly killed Mrs. Norris because of it. You keep setting me up with all-star athletes full of muscles and devoid of brains and the reason I was hesitant to introduce you to the person I was with in Spain was because it was