"Ladies and Gentlemen" Lockhart called for silence, which was granted from the fans below quickly as they all hung on to his every word. "With young Henry here today, it is the perfect moment to announce something I've been sitting on for sometime!" he said dramatically. "Oh no" Hermione whispered. "Please tell me I'm wrong" Harry pleaded desperately as he watched with apprehension. "Henry Potter and his classmates stepped in today to buy a copy of my Autobiography Magical Me. But they will also be in fact getting the real Magical Me! I have great pleasure and pride in announcing that I will be taking the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!" cheers resounded from downstairs of the book shop. Whereas the six students upstairs groaned loudly; Hermione proceeded to smack her head on the rail... repeatedly, Draco looked like someone had killed his prized Abraxan horse. (Trixie, he had gotten her when his Mother's Abraxan, Stars, gave birth when Draco was only 5) Fred and George were pretending to cry on each others shoulders, Lee was just staring stupidly at nothing as if trying to comprehend what had just happened, and Harry was glaring at the man, calculating ways to make his life miserable. "Oh this year is going to suck" Draco whined. "I don't know, I think we can turn this around to be good for us" Harry smirked, his eyes glinting. "We have a target?" Fred asked grinning. "We have a target" Harry confirmed as his eyes didn't leave the smiling, waving, idiot below.