the happiest days of our lives
You! Yes, you!
Stand still, Laddy!
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would hurt the children
In any way they could (oof!)
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids (*Laughs*)
But in the town, it was well known when they got home at night Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh