dont sit down cause ive moved your chair
Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip-pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
Find a well-known hard man and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the Macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah