favorite son
He hit the ground running
At the speed of light
The star was brightly shining
Like a Neon Light
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
A fixture on the talkshows
To the silver-screen
From here to Colorado
He's a sex machine!
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isnt it a drag?
But isnt it a drag?
But isnt it a drag?
Its pretty but it's sad
But isnt it a drag?
A clean cut all American
Really ain't so clean
His royal auditorium
It's a murder scene!
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isnt it a drag?
But isnt it a drag?
But isnt it a drag?
Its pretty but it's sad
But isnt it a drag?
Well no one says it's fair
To turn a teenage lush to a millionaire
Now where's your fucking champion?
On a panty raid!
He's not the All-American
That you thought you paid!
It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isnt it a drag?