vampire money
 Well, are you ready, Ray?
 Yeah!
 How about you, Frank?
 Oh, I'm there, baby
 How about you, Mikey?
 Fuckin' ready!
 Well, I think I'm alright!
1, 2, 3, 4!
3, 2, 1, we came to fuck
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool!
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!
(Come on!) When you wanna be a movie star
(Come on!) Play the game and take the band real far
(Come on!) Play it right and drive a Volvo car
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on!
Oh, you look like somebody I used to know
Well, 3, 2, 1, we got the bomb
Everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes
Glimmer like Bolan in the morning sun
And get your finger on the trigger, tap the barrel of the gun
Hair back, motherfucker! Jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!
(Come on!) When you wanna be a movie star
(Come on!) Play the game and take the band real far
(Come on!) Play it right and drive a Volvo car
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on!
Ah, fuck yeah
That's right
1, 2, 3, 4!
Well, 3, 2, 1, we came to fuck
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun
And get a parking violation on La Brea 'til it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you!
(Come on!) When you wanna be a movie star
(Come on!) Play the game and take the band real far
(Come on!) Play it right and drive a Volvo car
Pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on!
C'mon (Well I sure like the way)
C'mon (Well I sure like the way you're looking at me)
C'mon (Well I sure like the way you're looking at me right there!)
C'mon (Well I sure like the way you're looking at me right there!)
On (There!)
On (There!)
On (There!)
On (There!)
Oh wait
Oh, I'm such an idiot
Our music is way too loud
Gonna have to turn it down a little
I'm sorry