breakfast club
 
If-if you are listening to the new Z-Trip album on Hollywood Records
We're here, we're being silly, we got Supernatural
Z-Trip, I'm MURS and I like to have a good time
And on Saturday mornings I used to like to get a big, fat bowl of cereal
And watch cartoons, motherfucker, and if that, if you can't relate to this song
You're taking this shit too serious. It's hip-hop, man, it's-it's fuckin' fun
 
Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Count Chocula
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
 
Let's go
Pour the milk in the bowl
Make sure it's ice cold
Put my hand on the top
So it won't overflow
Forget playing outside with my friends from school
It's Saturday morning, fool!
But you know what ain't cool (what?)
Wakin' up first
Cause all that be on the tube
Is the Snorks and Smurfs
(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst
But comin' up next
Was my boy, Johnny Quest
Sim Sim Salabim
But Fat Albert was the best
The Brown Hornet Picture Pages
Made me want to write graffiti
I had to do it when Davey and Goliath couldn't see me
Always tryin' to do right they'd be hangin' out with Dudley
But I watched Wacky Races
Rootin' for my dog, Muttley
You know what really bugged me? (What?)
Go-Bots was wack
Man, they bit the Transformers
And that's a well known fact
But...
After these messages we'll be right back
 
Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love King Vitaman
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
 
I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian
Told Thunder he was a sick barbarian
For eatin' Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup
Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group
Yo, there used to be drama on the after school scene
Tiny Toons started beefin' with Beverly Hills Teens
But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends
And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends
But GI Joe would get riled up again
Guns out, lookin' for weapons of mass destruction
Harassin' Silver Hawks for little or nothing
Of course, the Care Bears wouldn't have the heart to do somethin'
I called Voltron on these Inhumanoids
The Superions wouldn't let the Joes be destroyed
You know, even in Cartoons
Americana can't be tackled
But at least we know now
And knowin' is half the battle
 
Ooh, I love to eat cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Honey Comb
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
 
Now, right before we go
I think you got the right to know about She-Ra
On the low
She was a Thundercat ho
Orco tryin' to cover up and say she got a man
But he lied
It was really one of Jem's Holograms
After that
I got nosy went around the back
And found out Josie sellin' Pussy to Cats
Chargin' 3, 2, 1 for a little Contact
Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap
Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid
But what made it worse was she Incorporated Kids
So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power
And vowed that G-Force would shut 'em down within the hour
Until Chip 'N Dale and the Rescue Rangers
Came through to save them hoes with a Mouse named Danger
To make things stranger
She still gets to ho
Well, let a ho be a ho
And that's one to grow on
 
Ooh, I love eatin' cereal
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Crunch Berries
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love Rice Krispies
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Trix
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
Ooh, I like Cap'n Crunch
When I'm watchin' my cartoons
And you know I can't live without my cereal
And you know I can't live without my cereal