cmon let me ride
And the wheels go around and 'round, and 'round
If you got a sweet tooth, you can taste my watermelons
If the swingset bores you, I can show you all my talents
I can wear a tan like other bitches can't
You can have all this, boy and there’s only one thing that I want from you
C'mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it comin’, comin’ comin’, ohh
I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, oh!
C’mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle, whoa!
You want to ride my bicycle, you want to ride my bike
(Ha-ha!)
If the world starts freezing, I can make it hot and humid
If you get a bee sting, I can suck out all the poison
I can make you last like other bitches can’t
Have I made it clear, boy?
There's only one thing that I want from you, hey
C’mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it comin’, comin’ comin’, ohh
I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, oh!
C’mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle, whoa!
I’m only fucking with you
Fuck you for thinking it’s true
I’m not like the sluts in this town
They make me blech in my mouth
I wanna ride on your bike
‘Cause you’re the boy that I like
It’s like I’m a sellout for you
But your bike’s so shiny and new (Shiny and new)
She’s distracted, by my reflectors
Man, I can tell this chick’s attracted
My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips
With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
Shagging’s something I'm a pro at, but I ain’t practicing shit
Allen Iverson of safe sex
Condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat
My fantasy is to have you land where the kickstand is
Got this bitch gaggin’, they call me the broad killer
I’m the cousin of Godzilla
‘Cause I spit fire and my dick’s draggin', zig-zaggin' up the avenue
Pullin’ these chicks in my antagonist wagon, screamin’
C’mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it comin’, comin’ comin’, ohh
I feel it runnin’, runnin’, runnin’, oh!
C’mon, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle, whoa!
You want to ride my bicycle, you want to ride my bike
You want to ride my bicycle, you want to ride my bike, ha ha