the haylor song
Once upon a time, when albums were debuted
Haylor was conceived, we panicked cause we knew
She'd hurt him, she'd hurt him
She'd hurt him, him, him, him, him
At first we didn't care, we figured she'd back off
She'd always got around, we thought she'd take a walk
And desert him, desert him
Desert him, him, him, him, him
But she's still here, in the city
And we realized that we can agree
That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
It seems he's her's now
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
So shame on us now
This fandom's getting kind of hostile
She's gonna put him in her "ex boy pile"
Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Now Harry's got it bad, they're walking in Times square
The fans can see it all, he doesn't even care
He's blinded, he's blinded
He's blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed
We heard that 'they're so in love' from whispers down the street
But all she really wants is a track for her CD
I hope he sees, I hope he sees
I hope he see-e-e-e-es
She's so anal, a control freak
When he realizes he'll dump her next week
Yeah
That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
It seems he's her's now
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
So shame on us now
This fandom's getting kind of hostile
She's gonna put him in her "ex boy pile"
Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
And the saddest fear starts creeping in
That we'd be pissed off
If he loved anyone or anything, yeah
And now we're getting angry cause she snagged Styles
My dashboard hates her
Let's just say this shit better be worthwhile
Cause if he dates her
She's gonna put Harry through some tough trials
And write an album with his name on file