Ah, if I could only persuade you to be a religious woman." "Gammon!" said Jane. "I know that very well," said Lupin. "That's the very thing. I know it
is gammon as well as you do. What's that?" Mrs. Oakley had made a slight noise in the next room. CHAPTER CIV. MRS. OAKLEY SEES A STRANGE SIGHT, AND THINKS THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE
                                 HOME. "What's that, eh?" added Lupin. Mrs. Oakley sank flat upon the floor in a moment; she thought that now
surely her last hour was come. "I thought I heard a noise. Did you, Jane?" added Lupin. "I didn't hear anything," said the woman. "It's your conscience, old
boy, that makes you hear all sorts of things. You know you are a hard
one, and no mistake. You know, there ain't exactly your equal in London
for a vagabond. But come, hand out the cash, for I ain't particularly
fond of your company, nor you of mine, I take it." "It must have been imagination," muttered Lupin, still alluding to the
noise he had heard or fancied he had heard. "It must have been
imagination, and the wind at night does certainly make odd noises in the
chapel at times, know." "Bother the noises. Give me the money, and let me go, I say. Come, be
quick about it, or else I shall think of some way of helping myself, and
you know when I begin, that I am apt to be rather troublesome." "A little," said Lupin. "Just a little. But as I was saying, Jane--you
and I together might make a fortune quite easily. You are a clever
woman." "Am I really? When did you find that out, you old rogue?" "Really, Jane, it is difficult to talk with you while you are in such a
humour. Come, will you take something to drink? Say you will, and you
shall have the very best I can get you. Only you must promise to take it
in moderation, and not get much the worse for it, Jane." "Do you think now that I am such an idiot as to take a drain of anything
in your place? No! I am not quite so green as that. Give me some money
and I'll fetch something, and as long as I have got my hand on the
bottle, where I will take good care to keep it, I shall know that I am
safe from you, but not otherwise. You would like to give me a drop of
the same stuff you have set the woman in the next room to sleep with,
wouldn't you now, my beauty?" "No, Jane. Not you. You are not such a fool as to be taken in as she is. Such poor tricks won't do for you, I know well. There is money, and
there is an empty bottle. Go and get what you like for yourself, as you
wish not what I may happen to have in the place. I will let you in
again, so you need not be afraid of that, Jane." "Afraid? Afraid? That's a likely thing, indeed. I afraid of being kept
out by you? No, old boy, if you did keep me out one minute longer than
my patience lasted, and that would not be very long I think, I would
raise such a racket about your ears, that you would wish yourself
anywhere but where you are. How did I get in before, when you would have
given one of your ears to keep me out? Why, by frightening you, of
course, and I'll do it again. Give me hold of the bottle. I afraid of
you, indeed? A likely thing." The lady left the room with the bottle and half a guinea in her hand,
while Lupin, with affected solicitude, lighted her to the door of the
chapel, and lingered until he heard her footsteps die away right up the
dismal dingy-looking court. While Lupin was lighting his wife down the stairs, Mrs. Oakley found a
small slit in the canvas that the division between the two rooms, and
she industriously widened it, so that she was enabled to see into the
adjoining apartment. She then waited in fear and in trembling the return
of Lupin. The arch hypocrite was not many minutes in making his appearance. He set
the candlestick down upon the table with a force that nearly started the
candle out of it, and then in a fierce voice he cried--

"Done--she is done at last! Ha! ha! Jane, you are done at last! I kept
that bottle for an emergency. It seemed empty, but smeared all around
its inner side is a sufficient quantity of a powerful narcotic to affect
the very devil himself if he were to drink anything that had been poured
into it. You think yourself mighty clever, Jane; but you are done at
last. Now what a capital thing it is that I have sent that old fool,
Mrs. Oakley, to sleep, for otherwise I should certainly be under the
necessity of cutting her throat." Mrs. Oakley could hardly suppress a groan at this intelligence; but the
exigences of her situation pressed strongly upon her, and she did
succeed in smothering her feelings and keeping herself quiet. Lupin paced the room anxiously waiting for his wife's return; and in the
course of about five minutes, a heavy dab of a single knock upon the
chapel door announced that fact. He immediately snatched up the candle
and ran down stairs to let her in, lest according to her threat she
should get to the end of her very limited stock of patience. They came
up the stairs together--Jane was speaking--

"Brandy!" she said; "I have got brandy, and I mean to keep my hand on
the bottle, I tell you. Ah, I know you--no one knows you better than I
do. You may impose upon everybody but me. You won't find it so very easy
a thing to get the better of me; I'll keep my hand on the bottle." "How very suspicious you are," said Lupin, "It's quite distressing." "Is it? Ho! ho! Well, I'll have my drop and then I will go. If you are
civil to me whenever I choose to come it will be better for you; but I
am not the sort of person to stand any nonsense, I can assure you." "No, Jane, I never said you were," replied Lupin; "and I hope that
to-night will see the beginning as it were of a kind of reconciliation
and better feeling between us. I am sure I always thought of you with
kindness." By this time they were in the room, and the lady half drew the knife she
had before exhibited from the bosom of her dress, as she said--

"Look at this--look at this! I distrust you all the more when you talk
as you do now, and I tell you that if I have any of your nonsense, I
will pretty soon settle you. You mean something, I know, by the twinkle
of your eye. I have watched you before, and I know you." "Now, really, this is too bad," said Lupin, as he wiped his face with a
remarkably old handkerchief; "this is too bad, Jane. If I am kind and
civil to you, that don't suit; and if I am rough and rather stern, you
fly out at that too. What am I to do? Will nothing please you?" "Bah!" said Jane. "Hold your nonsence. How much money am I to have when
I have finished the brandy? That is the question now." "Will three guineas be enough, Jane, just for the present occasion?" "No, I must have five, or if you don't produce them, I'll make you." "You shall have them, Jane. You see how complying I am to you. But won't
you give me a drop of the brandy? You don't mean to take it all?" "Yes I do. It's only half a pint, and what's that? You can drink some of
what you said you had in the place. I didn't go out to buy for you.