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Measle and the Wrathmonk is a children 's fantasy novel written by Ian Ogilvy and illustrated by Chris Mould .. Ian Ogilvy. Ian Ogilvy. fantasy. fantasy. It was released in 2004 by OUP in the UK and by HarperCollins in the US .. HarperCollins. HarperCollins. OUP. OUP. It received the Georgia Children 's Book Award .. It has been translated into at least seven languages , and a film version is in development .. The first edition was published with a lurid green vinyl cover ; the author commented  : `` It smells like a beach ball or a lilo ... It 's the brightest , most seeable thing in the whole store .. The next one 's going to be luminous orange . ''. The novel was reissued by OUP in 2010 under the title The Train Set of Terror !. OUP. OUP