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Morris Arthur `` Morrie '' Critchley -LRB- March 26 , 1850 -- March 6 , 1910 -RRB- was a 19th-century professional baseball pitcher .. baseball. baseball. pitcher. pitcher. He played one game for the Pittsburg Alleghenys and four games for the St. Louis Brown Stockings in 1882 .. Pittsburg Alleghenys. Pittsburg Alleghenys. St. Louis Brown Stockings. St. Louis Brown Stockings. 1882 in baseball. He pitched five complete games in five games started and finished his career 1 -- 4 with a 3.35 ERA .. ERA. earned run average