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Matt Behncke -LRB- born February 20 , 1980 -RRB- is an American soccer player , who last played for Real Salt Lake of Major League Soccer .. Real Salt Lake. Real Salt Lake. Major League Soccer. Major League Soccer. Before joining MLS , Behncke played four years of college soccer for Princeton University .. college soccer. college soccer. Princeton University. Princeton University. In 1998 , his first year at Princeton , Behncke was named the Ivy League Rookie of the Year .. In his sophomore year , he was a second team All-Ivy selection , while leading the Tigers to an Ivy League title .. In both his junior and senior seasons , Behncke was named first team All-Ivy .. In 2002 , Behncke was the sole recipient of the William Winston Roper award , the highest male student-athlete award at Princeton .. The award is given annually to a Princeton senior of high scholastic rank , outstanding sportsmanship , and general athletic ability .. Upon graduating , Behncke was drafted 18th overall in the 2002 MLS SuperDraft by the Dallas Burn .. 2002 MLS SuperDraft. 2002 MLS SuperDraft. Dallas Burn. Dallas Burn. In his first year with Dallas , Behncke did not make much of an impact , playing only 190 minutes .. In his second year , however , Behncke developed into a useful utility player for the Burn , capable of playing adequately at either central defense or left fullback .. Behncke saw an increased role in 2004 , starting almost half of the Burn 's games .. However , after the 2004 season , he was selected by Real Salt Lake in the Expansion Draft .. Real Salt Lake. Real Salt Lake. Expansion Draft. 2004 MLS Expansion Draft. Following the 2005 season , Behncke was waived and retired from professional soccer to attend law school at the University of Texas School of Law .. In 2006 , he played for the Williamsburg Legacy , his hometown club , in the fourth division Premier Development League , prior to beginning school in Austin .. Williamsburg Legacy. Williamsburg Legacy. Premier Development League. Premier Development League. While in law school , Behncke was selected as the Chief Articles Editor of the Texas Law Review , one of the top ten law journals , according to the 2009 Washington and Lee Law Journal Rankings .. Texas Law Review. Texas Law Review. After law school , Behncke served as a law clerk to the Honorable John M. Rogers of the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit .. On January 1 , 2017 , Behncke was elected to the partnership of Susman Godfrey L.L.P , one of the nation 's top litigation boutiques .. Behncke is based out of the Houston , Texas office .. Matt grew up in Williamsburg , Virginia playing his youth soccer with the Williamsburg Wizards .. Williamsburg Wizards. Williamsburg Wizards