Faced with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act, President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling the stunned press corps, You know what? Everybody can keep their damn insurance. Glaring at the reporters, the President continued, You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and keep itthe crappier, the better. Lets pretend this whole thing never happened. A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the President added, You know, I really wish I hadnt spent the last three years of my life on this thing. I shouldve just gone around invading countries for no reason. That wouldve made everybody happy. Well, live and learn. As the reporters averted their eyes from the President, many of them looking awkwardly at their shoes, he concluded his remarks: All those people out there who want to repeal Obamacare? Well, guess what: Ill make their day and repeal it myself. Really, its my pleasure. But I swear that this is the last time I try to do something nice for anybody. 