The Republican National Committee issued a statement today indicating that due to Hurricane Isaac, the War on Women would be postponed until Tuesday. Billy Coldane, who traveled from Bullitt County, Kentucky, to attend the War on Women, was just one of many Republicans who said they were disgusted by the Partys decision. The Party is saying theyre doing this because of an act of God, but postponing the War on Women is the exact opposite of what God would want, he said. Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are really serious about defeating women. He worried that postponing the War on Women because of a little hundred-mile-per-hour wind might be seen by the Partys enemies as a sign of weakness: Theres rotten weather every December and you dont see Obama postponing the War on Christmas. 