Credit Photograph by Pete Souza / The White House WASHINGTON (Satire from The selfnews)Making good on one of his key campaign promises, President Obama signed an executive order on Tuesday relocating the United States Congress to Guantnamo Bay, Cuba. The President seemed to relish signing the order, calling the relocation a win-win for America, and indicating that Congress could be moved to its new headquarters immediately. We dont envision doing any renovations to the facility down there, he said. It is ready to house Congress right now. The President did not specify what the current U.S. Capitol building would be used for in the future, but he hinted that it could be the setting for historic renactments in the manner of Colonial Williamsburg. I think it could be fascinating to school groups, he said. It could really take them back to the olden days when it was a real, functioning place. Minutes after the President signed the order, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) called it an outrage and grounds for impeachment, but Obama appeared to take such howls of protest in stride. If Congress believes that this executive order is illegal, they can take it up with the Supreme Court, he said. Oh waitwe dont have a Supreme Court. Watch: We test which New York City establishments allow in a menagerie of emotional-support animals. 