 North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un announced on state television today that he believes the pop star Justin Bieber is just a few arrests away from visiting North Korea as his friend. Justin, if you are watching right now, this is my message to you, Kim said. I stand ready and willing to be your B.F.F. The mercurial Kim said that he would seek Mr. Biebers aid in boosting North Koreas slumping pop-music industry, which has failed to generate any hits comparable to South Koreas Gangnam Style. Justin Bieber could be our Minister of Culture, he said. The dictator said he understood that Mr. Biebers fans were concerned about the direction the singer was heading of late, but he offered this reassurance: He is heading to North Korea. Its all good. 