Cruz/Fiorina - Snarly Carly Joins Sleazy Ted - Prove Two Is Less Than One Is it correct to label someone as your running mate if they are joining your campaign simply to take part in its last stand? Wouldnt that by definition make them more of a standing mate or perhaps a human shield? Ted Cruzs last-ditch announcement that hes made a choice as to who hell tap for his never-to- be Vice President is like everything else he does, calculated and manipulative. Hes flailing desperately, aware that his Waterloo is not in Iowa and his Alamo is not in Texas. Little Big Horn Dog Cruz is facing elimination from what is now the GOP final four in Indiana. Cruzs customary speaking engagements are always laced with an incessant, painful flow of overly dramatic preacher-pauses. Theyre intended to lend sermon-like credibility to his content composed of half truths and lies. Now hell have schoolmarm Carly at his side, ready to keep the squirmy attendees in their places, ruler at the ready and not afraid to use it. Cruz had to make the announcement now, every hour he delayed put him that much closer to going back to work as Texas Canadian Senator and he couldnt choose even more unpopular Rick Perry, theyre both from Texas and theres that gender thing. Cruz wouldnt womanize or visit DC madams, he respects women; hes got one as his running mate to prove it. Is Cruz going for the Indiana sympathy vote? Voting for this pair is a lot like donating to charity. It hurts a little at the time but you feel good afterwards, knowing that you helped some poor, pathetic individual. Just looking at them side by side reminds you its time to get rid of those old laceless, unmatched shoes from the bottom of your closet. As Cruz said in Knightsville, theres nothing Hoosiers cant do, and potentially salvaging his campaign will be proof of that. Dark sunglasses, cotton balls for the ears and blind acceptance of nonstop lies as truth can make a Cruz/Fiorina supporter out of any Indianan; at least they hope it can. When the going gets tough, Cruz has called on Fiorina in the past. She came to his aid as the front line of defense when a Mail Online reporter asked Cruz to state for the record that he had been faithful to Heidi, which he steadfastly refused to do. Following a redefinition of the word faithful or just the right choice of word-parsing verbiage, and perhaps a conversation with Bill Clinton, Cruz found the meaning of is and reversed himself. He defended himself with newly discovered indignation to Megyn Kelly at a Fox town hall. All indications are that Fiorina is an actual American citizen, but if Ted Cruz is doing the vetting and hes established himself as the standard, it might be a good idea to double check and make sure that her birthplace isnt listed as n/a, close enough, or at this point what difference does it make, something that would be more Cruz-friendly. Shed better be prepared to name her own Vice President choice if shes able to help Ted salvage his campaign, because the Democrats wont be so willing to overlook Canadian citizenship as they were whatever Obama is and neither will the patriotic Americans opposed to foreign control. Theres also the matter of the transfer of $500K from a Cruz Super PAC to Fiorinas back in June of last year. Is this some sort of pay back or perhaps intended to clutter any investigation at to the reasons behind the unusual pooling of funds? Is this his way of saying hes had his eye on Fiorina all along? Will he then go ahead and admit hes been controlling the actions of his Super PACs all along and the money transfer was just part of the program? Come on Reverend Ted, Confession is good for the soul. Im Rick Wells a constitutional conservative writer who recognizes that our nation, our Constitution and our traditions are under a full scale assault from multiple threats. Im not PC; I call it like I see it. Like him on Facebook, Follow him on Twitter. Please SUBSCRIBE in the right sidebar athttp://RickWells.usorhttp://constitutionrising.comto receive our posts directly. Thank You 