A delegation of conservative members of Congress paid a visit to the West Antarctic Ice Sheet melt today to witness firsthand what one of them called the most beautiful expression of the free market Ive ever seen. The author of that remark, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), said that he was awestruck after watching gigantic chunks of glacier disintegrate and crash to the sea. Every schoolchild in America needs to see this, he said. This is the free market at work in the way that God and Ayn Rand intended. Rep. Ryan said that watching the now-unstoppable Ice Sheet melt in action reaffirmed his belief in the glory and might of free-market forces. Now more than ever, I believe that government needs to get out of the way of glaciers, he said. Another member of the delegation, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), decried what she called the alarmism surrounding reports of the collapsing Ice Sheet. The Ice Sheet melt is only a problem if you live in Antarctica, which, honestly, is a pretty dumb place to live, she said. Polar bears live in Antarctica because they have no choice, but were not polar bears. 