In what many in Washington are calling a final indignity, a group of White House fence jumpers announced on Wednesday that it no longer has any interest in trespassing on President Obamas living quarters. The news came from a spokesman for the fence jumpers, Taggart Wentzel, the author of a four-hundred-page anti-government manifesto who has been arrested for jumping the White House fence three times since Obama moved in. We have no plans to jump the White House fence in the future, said Wentzel. Were moving on. Explaining the groups decision, Wentzel said, It just seems like everyone in the White House is going to be sad a lot of the time. Its kind of mean to intrude on people like that. Wentzel said that the group was actively investigating whether there was any barrier around Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnells office, and, if so, wed definitely consider jumping that. At the White House, spokesman Josh Earnest criticized the fence jumpers decision, calling it premature. Were still going to be here another two years, doing a lot of important stuff, Earnest told reporters. All were asking is that the fence jumpers give us another chance. 