A U.S. intelligence agency was so busy spying on three hundred million Americans that it failed to notice one dude who was working for it, a spokesman for the agency acknowledged today. I guess we were so busy monitoring the everyday communications of every man, woman, and child in the nation that we didnt notice that a contractor working for us was downloading tons of classified documents, the agency spokesman said. Its definitely embarrassing, for sure. Despite having an annual budget in the neighborhood of ten billion dollars, the agency had no idea that a dude who was working for it five days a week was getting ready to send those classified documents to a journalist who would then tell everybody in the world. Maybe if we hadnt been so busy keeping our eye on those other three hundred million people, we would have noticed that this one guy who was working right under our noses was up to something totally fishy, the spokesman said. But you know what they say about hindsight. As for where that guy who leaked the documents was planning to go next, the spokesman admitted, We dont have a clue. I know what youre thinkingan intelligence agency probably should know that Hong Kong has an international airport and that its departures board lists flights to Moscow and whatnot, the spokesman said. I dont know what to say. Maybe we need a bigger budget or something. 