Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States credit rating from AAA to B. The strong rebuke from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts came after a Secret Service agent reportedly paid one of its members thirty dollars for an eight-hundred-dollar service, or only four per cent of the stated price. The statement from the International Alliance of Professional Escorts said that in downgrading the United States credit rating it was sending a clear message that its members should be aware that doing business with the government of the United States carries with it a significant risk. We are urging our members to avoid conducting transactions with the United States and to focus on more reliable customers, like the International Monetary Fund, the statement added. Just hours after the announcement from the escorts group, the U.S. Congress passed the following resolution blasting the Secret Service for its actions: We strongly denounce the Secret Service for consorting with prostitutes, which has traditionally been Congresss role. But it was not all bad news this week for the Secret Service, which today reported a five-thousand-per-cent jump in enlistment. The agency said that enlistment offices across the country have been packed with prospective agents, including former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who abruptly dropped out of the Presidential race to join. 