North Korean leader Kim Jong-un surprised Korea-watchers today by abruptly cancelling his nations controversial rocket test and launching a fragrance instead. The dictators signature fragrance, called Number Un, could be on store shelves in time for Christmas, according to the Korean Central News Agency. The decision to launch a fragrance rather than a rocket shows a kind of realism that has been rare in the Kim family, said North Korea expert Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke, of the University of Tokyo. I think Kim Jong-un most likely said to himself, Given how badly my last rocket did, maybe Ill just launch a fragrance, he said. The official North Korean announcement offered this description of the new fragrance: Number Un deliriously combines the sweet smells of North Koreas native unicorns with the irresistible aroma of our Dear Leader himself. This holiday season, every kiss begins with Kim Jong-un. 