Responding to fresh charges that he knew about the controversial lane closures on the George Washington Bridge last fall, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today asked for the publics patience while he makes up a new story. Today you have heard some allegations that are shocking and explosive, he told reporters at a hastily called press conference. All I ask is that the people of the great state of New Jersey give me sufficient time to invent a new story that explains my way out of this. Governor Christie said that he had spent the past few hours in closed-door meetings trying to come up with a new narrative that absolves him of any guilt in the bridge scandal, but while he was definitely denying the allegations, so far, we dont have a winner. Weve been tossing around everything from my not remembering events correctly to my having a bad reaction to medication, he said. We even floated the idea of my being under too much pressure and having to blow off steam. As I said, we dont have a winner yet. But I want to reassure the people of New Jersey that I am working very hard on this. The Governor said he understood that things dont look very good for me right now, but he urged the public against rushing to judgment, adding, I will get back to you with a well-crafted and plausible story as soon as possible. 