President Barack Obama has created one job that is proving difficult to fill: the No. 2 post at Al Qaeda. Thats what theyre saying at the global terror group, whose Human Resources department has recently turned to the social-networking site LinkedIn in hopes of filling the slot. It used to be that madmen would just walk through the door hoping for a crack at seventy-two virgins, says Hassad el-Medfaii, director of H.R. for Al Qaeda. Now we have to go looking for these guys, and they all want dental. Complicating the terror groups recruitment efforts for the tricky-to-fill No. 2 position: the recent publicity about President Obamas so-called kill list, which the H.R. director calls a big turn-off for a lot of applicants. Ive had to sit down with them and tell them that the kill list has been totally overblown, he says. No ones talking about the list of all the people theyve missed. Its way longer. Mr. el-Medfaii says that he has spent a lot of time on LinkedIn over the past week trying to spread the good news about working for Al Qaeda. This is a great job for anyone who likes to travel, especially back and forth between Pakistan and Afghanistan, he says. Plusand Im really trying to get the word out about thiswe have one of the biggest caches of porn in the world. While he says that he has found some promising candidates on LinkedIn for the No. 2 position at Al Qaeda, he and his staff are taking extra care in vetting resumes. We dont want to find ourselves in the same kind of mess Yahoo is in, he says. 