N.B.A. superstar LeBron James has successfully erased the memory of his 2010 public-relations disaster by creating what might be the biggest public-relations disaster of all time, disaster experts confirmed today. While James alienated many sports fans with his infamous 2010 ESPN telecast The Decision, his handling of his 2014 free agency puts his 2010 effort to shame, train-wreck experts agree. Speaking as he embarked for the final of the World Cup, in Brazil, James confirmed that he and his team had worked long and hard to make Decision 2.0 a public-relations debacle that would live on indelibly in the publics consciousness for generations. I wasnt happy with what we put together in 2010, James said. Yeah, we infuriated millions of people, but I felt that this time around if we really brought our A game we could become despised in a legendary way. Im proud to say we got it done. James said that he was looking forward to his new contract expiring so that he could become a free agent again and antagonize anyone I didnt get to this time. I want to make Decision 3.0 even more catastrophic than 2.0, he said. But I recognize thats setting the bar very high. 