The following message was released today by the National Alliance of Funeral Directors: This week, several Republican Supreme Court Justices have argued that the Affordable Care Act supported by the Obama Administration is unconstitutional. At the National Alliance of Funeral Directors, we couldnt agree more. It was Revolutionary War hero Patrick Henry who said, in 1775, Give me liberty or give me death. From that moment on, legal scholars have agreed that the Constitution guarantees every American the liberty to be dead. Here at the Alliance, we will fight for your right to be dead to the death. Lets take a look, if you will, at the Second Amendment of the Constitution, which protects every Americans right to shoot another American. It says nothing about giving the person who is shot health insurance to prevent him from dying. This cherished constitutional right to shoot people and make them dead is currently recognized in all fifty states, most recently Florida. In commenting on the Affordable Care Act this week, Justice Samuel Alito compared the Obama health-care plan to burial insurance. Coincidentally, burial insurance is the Republican health-care plan, and one that we enthusiastically support. Under this plan, every American would be mandated to buy a coffin from one of our member-owned and -operated funeral homes. May we recommend the Peaceful Valley Royale, a luxury mahogany casket with sienna satin interior and the finest imitation antique nickel handles ($2,899). As the organization representing Americas funeral directors, gravediggers, embalmers and cremators, we are confident that the Supreme Court will ultimately do the right thing and decide that health care flies in the face of every Americans constitutional right to the pursuit of deadness. And when they do, well be waiting for you. Sincerely, The National Alliance of Funeral Directors 