One day after his campaign manager quit, the mayoral candidate Anthony D. Weiner named his penis to the post, telling reporters, He was already making most of the major decisions, anyway. In announcing the new appointment, Mr. Weiner lavished praise upon his penis, calling him a tough hombre who cares about the struggles of ordinary, middle-class New Yorkers. After one reporter questioned the wisdom of naming his penis to such an important role in the campaign, Mr. Weiner dismissed that concern, saying, Look, hes gotten me this far. While Mr. Weiners decision to give the top job to his controversial appendage raised eyebrows among political observers, insiders said the move merely reflected his headline-grabbing members already prominent role in the campaign. He [Mr. Weiners penis] has been calling the shots for weeks now, one source said, adding that clashes between the former campaign manager Danny Kedem and the mercurial body part had led to Mr. Kedems exit. There was a power struggle between Danny and the package, and Danny lost, said one campaign source. Danny would try to talk sense to Anthony, but at the end of the day, the penis had his ear. 