Stung by defeat in Saturdays South Carolina primary, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is considering a bold strategy to reboot his Presidential campaign: engaging in a high-profile extramarital affair. At a press conference in Charleston, Mr. Romney confirmed that he was consulting with senior advisers about the best way to proceed with an inappropriate relationship. Republican voters have sent the message that they want to vote for an adulterous scumbag, and I have heard them loud and clear, he said. I promise that I will engage in a world-class extramarital affair that will make all of us proud again. According to one senior adviser, the Romney campaign was already holding focus groups and conducting special polling to determine the best person with whom Mr. Romney should conduct his extracurricular dalliance. And, in a sign that Mr. Romney is taking precipitous action to find an object for his adulterous intentions, today his campaign launched a new dating site, SexyTimeWithMitt.com. But according to one female visitor to the site, Mr. Romneys nascent career as a would-be lothario is still very much a work in progress: He listed his status as Its complicated, but then I read a little further and realized he was talking about his taxes. Elsewhere, an exultant Newt Gingrich made the following victory statement: Ive left Mitt Romney behind faster than a woman with cancer. 