The Mitt Romney Gaffe Express pulled into a new station today, leaving its conductors hopes of proving himself to be a nimble statesman in tatters. Mr. Romneys troubles began in a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to whom he presented gifts of a HoneyBaked ham and a wheel of cheddar cheese. After Mr. Netanyahu ordered both gifts removed from his residence and destroyed, Mr. Romney went on to address the Knesset, where he congratulated the Jewish people on building the pyramids. Ann and I saw them during a cruise we took to the Middle East, and they were magnificent, he told the stunned legislators. As accomplishments go, building the pyramids isnt up there with saving the Olympics, but you should still feel very, very proud. Nice job. Sensing that his remarks were not going over as well as intended, Mr. Romney improvised: No, really. Incredible building job you did. If any of you would like to work on our house in La Jolla, just say the word. Only thing is, youll have to work Saturdays. Mr. Romneys day concluded with an awkward moment at the West Bank, where he attempted to deposit ten million dollars. 