Late in the afternoon on Tuesday, Fox News Channel issued what it called a definitive list of the top ten narcissists in America. The ten narcissists, winnowed down from a longer list of seventeen, will be presented to the nation in a special prime-time broadcast Thursday night. Almost immediately after Fox released the list there was an outcry over its choices, as the seven narcissists who were omitted complained that they were easily as egotistical and self-absorbed as those who made the cut. The president of Fox News, Roger Ailes, called the criticism understandable, coming from narcissists, but acknowledged that choosing the top ten narcissists in America was ultimately a matter of opinion. At the end of the day, whether these ten deserved to be on the list is open to argument, he said. Except Trump, of course. Watch: Greg Packer has been quoted by media outlets nearly a thousand times. 