With its landmark decisions this week, the United States Supreme Court has sent the Republican Party scrambling to find entirely new bogus issues to pound away at during the 2016 campaign. With gay marriage and Obamacare effectively taken off the table, the Republicans now find themselves without a signature phony issue to disingenuously flog for the next sixteen months. But according to the Republican National Committee chairman, Reince Priebus, the Party is already conducting an exhaustive search to find fresh new spurious positions to shamelessly distract voters during the upcoming campaign. Twenty-foot border fence, national voter I.D. cards, abolition of the I.R.S., mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds, Priebus said. Back at R.N.C. headquarters, weve got a wall of three-by-five cards filled with crap like that. Priebus acknowledged that the loss of Obamacare and gay marriage as issues had dealt a serious blow to the G.O.P.s supply of meaningless talking points, but he claimed that the Party would come back with even more insincere rhetoric than before. Anyone who thinks weve run out of b.s. is sorely mistaken, he said. Watch: An episode of Mary Norriss Comma Queen about the distinction between who and whom. 