Bouncing back from a disappointing third-place finish in the Nevada caucuses, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz reportedly surged in the polls this week after having his head permanently sealed inside a 2-inch-thick iron mask. Cruz has found new life with voters and is currently riding a wave of popularity into Super Tuesdays primaries after his team made the shrewd strategic move to enclose the candidates head inside a 60-pound cylinder of wrought iron, said political commentator Leslie Morrison, noting that voters have responded extremely favorably to the Texas senators face being completely concealed from view and every one of his talking points rendered inaudible by the thick iron casing surrounding his face. Whether its the fear visible in his eyes through the thin slit in his mask, his muffled screams for help, or his repeated and entirely futile attempts to pry the riveted-shut metal covering off his head, people are finally seeing Cruz in a way that really resonates with them. The latest polls released Tuesday showed Cruz climbing another 10 points after the dehydrated, staggering candidate toppled over at a campaign rally and was too weak to lift his heavy, iron-encased head back up off the floor. 