In an unprecedented image makeover for the eternal deity, universal creator God legally changed His name to Jake Steele at the Cincinnati Municipal Courthouse Monday. 'Let the word ring out across Heaven and Earth,' said Steele after obtaining documentation of His new moniker. 'I shall now be known as thy Creator, Jake Steele. And thou shalt have no other Jake Steeles before me.' In the wake of the change, the Vatican has announced that the Lord's Prayer will now begin, 'Our Father, Jake Steele, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy new name.' The decision was reportedly prompted by the former Jesus Christ's changing of His own name to 'Shane Chance Steele' in July. 