Jeff Foxworthy Does Hilarious Bit On Muslims [VIDEO] Jeff Foxworthy has made a name for himself as one of the worlds most renowned comedians. Perhaps his most famous act is his You might be a Redneck one liners. Foxworthy is also known among the conservative community as someone who is not afraid to voice his position, despite the liberal backlash he may receive. Now, hes proving to be even bolder than we could have imagined. He recently released a series of one-liners called You Might Be A Muslim. The controversial statements are taking the internet by storm. Read them below and tell us what you think. You Might Be A Muslim If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes, If you have more wives than teeth, If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide, If you cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against, If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, If your cousin is president of the United States, If you find this offensive or racist and dont forward it, 