Looking through her mail upon returning home from work Monday, Kenyon College graduate Halley Katz was reportedly repulsed and angered to discover that her cursed archrival had landed the cover of her colleges alumni magazine. There are a number of major players in the crowdsourcing game, but I saw that no one was filling this particular niche, so I just went for it, said the bitter adversary 06 in an extensive interview about her new online teen-focused fundraising platform, which the villainess founded to help provide high school students with a means to realize their artistic dreams. Ive always loved working with underserved communities, and I could envision the immense benefits such a venture could bring to students, so I just thought, well, why cant we take the guesswork out of this and make it kid-friendly? And its been a dream come true for [a detestable, antagonistic scourge like] me. Upon further review of the magazines class notes sections, Katz was further dejected to learn the one she let slip away had become an executive producer at Nickelodeon. 