Saying that you cant be too prepared, Brooklyn resident and seriously misinformed man Jason Randolph told reporters today he plans to get through Hurricane Sandy by riding out the storm in a bathtub full of batteries. With a storm of this magnitude, safety is key, so Ive made sure Im prepared by first filling my sink with flashlights and then climbing into a tub full of AA batteries, the woefully misled man said as he burrowed beneath the pile of Duracells. The more precautions you take, the better off you are. Thats why Ive taped dozens of cans of soup to the windows and weighed down all my possessions with sandbags. At press time, a hungry Randolph was planning to snack on some of the candles he had stocked his pantry with. 