Despite living a life that by most standards is only slightly more successful than average, local account manager Jeremy Thomas is nevertheless the primary source of coworker Christopher Palgons intense jealousy, sources reported Monday. I see him every day pulling up in his shiny Toyota Avalon, and Im, like, wow, Id kill for a ride like that, said Palgon, adding that he couldnt help but envy the fact that his colleague has an office with a view of the sidewalk three stories below instead of a cubicle. Hes a nice enough guy, but its hard not to get a little resentful when he starts casually talking about this five-day cruise to the Bahamas hes going to take with his wife for their 20-year anniversary. Like its no big deal. Palgon also told reporters that he had visited Thomas home once and could never imagine the luxury of having a separate room just for guests. 