In the wake of the launch of 'Doritos 3-Ds,' Frito-Lay is experiencing a sharp decrease in sales of its original two-dimensional Doritos. 'The public has gone wild for our revolutionary three-dimensional chips, which, in addition to the usual length and width, also possess depth,' Frito-Lay spokesman Isaac Toomer said. 'So wild, in fact, they have lost interest in traditional monoplanar snack chips.' Toomer said Frito-Lay is now developing a highly theoretical 'Funyuns 4-D.' 'One day, people everywhere will enjoy crispy, extratemporal Funyuns that intersect with an infinite number of parallel universes,' Toomer said. 'It will be a whole new world of non-Euclidean snacking.' 