Citing a succession of tragedies that have darkened the majority of 2013, including the Boston Marathon bombing, the Bangladeshi garment building collapse, and yesterdays Oklahoma tornado, media outlets across the nation confirmed today that their end-of-the-year news slideshows are looking rather horrific so far. Were still in May, and this things already turning out to be a real soul-crusher, said CNN web producer Kim Benson of their websites 2013 Year In Photos feature, which is reportedly packed to the gills with horror and misery despite containing only five months worth of material so far. I mean, the Texas fertilizer plant explosion; the New Orleans Mothers Day Parade shooting; the continuing Syrian genocide; fucking Ariel Castro. This things a doozy already. And remember, its not even storm season yet and murder rates spike in the summer. At press time, sources confirmed we still had seven more months of this goddamned year. 