Just a few days after beginning her court-ordered rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Center, sources close to Lindsay Lohan told reporters today that the troubled actress rehab stint is off to a fantastic startoh, wait, shes gone. Im happy to report that Lindsay has acknowledged her addictions and is finally serious about getting clean andhold on, whered she go? said Betty Ford substance abuse counselor Tamera White, who claimed that the Hollywood starlet had entered into her 90-day treatment program with enthusiasm, actively engaging in group therapy and showing a genuine desire to break from the habitsexcept reports now confirm shes not in her room, her purse is gone, and shes running out the front entrance. Hmm. Okay. Well, better luck next time, I guess. At press time, Lohan has been taken into police custody after crashing her Corvette two blocks away from the recovery center. 