Claiming that the evidence is in plain sight for those who want to see it, local man and passionate 9/11 Truth movement supporter Victor Sidwell, 32, told reporters Wednesday that he will not rest until everyone knows that he is a complete asshole. The zealous Truther, who for more than 10 years has reportedly labored to shed light on the fact that he is an obnoxious blowhard seemingly incapable of keeping his fucking mouth shut, vowed to continue lecturing acquaintances, confronting strangers, and handing out pamphlets on the street in an effort to convince as many people as possible that hes an absolute and utter prick. Ever since the so-called terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, Ive only had one goal in mind: making people realize that Im a piece of shit, said Sidwell while posting a lengthy list of inconsistencies in the 9/11 Commission Report on a friends Facebook timeline. If you take even a cursory look at the available information, it becomes glaringly obvious that Im an abrasive jackass who routinely drowns out anyone unfortunate enough to get locked into a discussion with me. The proof is right there, he continued. Im a repugnant, grating fuck, and I wont stop until every single person knows it. Sidwell has reportedly gone to great lengths to publicize his position as an insufferable loudmouth by diverting every one of his conversations toward the melting point of structural steel, repeatedly calling in to talk radio shows to express his controversial beliefs as to what really happened on Flight 93, and placing What Did Cheney Know? stickers in bathrooms of numerous local businesses. Speaking with reporters, the staunch proponent of the controlled demolition 9/11 conspiracy theory conceded that it is not always easy making those around him recognize that he is an unapologetic bastard who needs to shut the fuck up and get a life. Sidwell affirmed that, in spite of the challenges, he remains determined to give a wake-up call regarding his supreme dickishness to everyone he meets by forcibly engaging them in debates in office break rooms, personal residences, bars, internet message boards, and grocery store checkout lines. According to the Truther, most of the public remains trapped inside a bubble in which they ignorantly perceive him as a rational, well-adjusted member of society. However, he claimed he is making notable progress in convincing more and more of them of the cold, hard reality every time he loudly interrupts a friends conversation in order to voice his suspicions concerning the whereabouts of the hijacked airliners missing black boxes. Even though its clear that Im an irritating dipshit, it sometimes takes people a while before theyre willing to take off the blinders and come to their senses, said Sidwell, who on a regular basis forwards lengthy chain emails containing unsourced accounts of missiles striking the Pentagon to everyone in his address book. But when you look at the objective facts, a clear picture begins to emerge: I have a compulsive need to engage in arguments in order to assert my intellectual superiority. I am in love with the sound of my own voice. I am not a good person. The more I reach out to others, the more apparent all of that becomes, Sidwell added. Having spent years disrupting city council meetings and leaving inflammatory comments on every single YouTube video he watches regardless of its content, sources predicted that it would not be long before Sidwell succeeded in his longtime goal of proving to the world that he is indeed a first-class shitheel. In fact, numerous sources close to Sidwell acknowledged that he has already succeeded in alerting them to the accuracy of his endless, obsessive claims that he is a jerkoff, with many of these individuals telling reporters that they now wonder how they could have ever doubted him. For the longest time, I thought Victor was a levelheaded individual whom you could stand to be around without wanting to tear your hair out, but eventually he was able to snap me out of my stupor, said Sidwells cousin Emily Hardin, noting that she at last became convinced of the Truthers detestable nature in the middle of his 40-minute diatribe on the potentially doctored wreckage photos of 7 World Trade Center at their last family Thanksgiving. At first, I was skeptical that he was an asshole, but now I believe. His tendency to seek out confrontations, his inability to talk about anything except 9/11, his refusal to let anyone else get a word in edgewiseit all adds up. He opened my eyes to what should have been clear from the start, she added. 