A month after his return from his tropical vacation to Puerto Rico, every single line of local man Kevin Goodrichs latest MasterCard billing statement has reportedly conjured an infuriating memory from the trip, sources confirmed Monday. This one for $122.85 was when we left our hotel in San Juan 15 minutes after checkout and that prick at the front desk charged us for another full night, said Goodrich, who was momentarily whisked back to the Caribbean while perusing the monthly statements assortment of frustrating vacation-related expenses, which included debits for overpriced meals, crowded tourist excursions, and an array of unexpected surcharges and commission fees, totaling more than $2,500. Lookthis is from that time my ATM card inexplicably stopped working and I had to use my MasterCard to get a cash advance with a huge markup. And right here is the $80 I ended up paying our cab driver after he drove us to the wrong airport on our last day there. That was right before we missed our flight. Goodrich added that looking through the charges on the same months AT&T statement also provided a unique window into the calling habits of the pickpocket who stole his phone while he was waiting in line to enter Fort San Felipe del Morro. 