While emphasizing that they hate even talking about this type of thing, the nation revealed today that, if theyre being honest, they are secretly hoping their dads die first. Look, obviously I dont want either of my parents to die, but if one of the two had to go first, I have to say it would be much more sad and awful to see Dad try to move on without Mom than the other way around, said David Hill, 34, echoing the privately held beliefs of millions of Americans who feel their mother is far more suited to live out life as a widow, and Christ, they just dont think their dads would have it in them to recover from a blow like that. Just the image of him sitting at the kitchen table by himself hurts to think about. You know, not really going anywhere or being sure of what to do. I mean, Mom has Linda and Leanne if anything happened to him. I know shed be okay. But Dad? I dont know about that. The nations citizens then reportedly became quiet after imagining their fathers going out to eat at a diner alone. 