Sources within the Croatian government confirmed today that Prime Minister Zoran Milanovi is currently stuck under a massive pile of turnips. 'Help!' the prime minister said after a horse-drawn turnip wagon tipped over and trapped him beneath what appeared to be thousands of pounds of the bulbous root vegetable. 'Get these turnips off of me!' At press time, a rescue crew had successfully provided Milanovi with a supply of paprika so that he could begin eating his way out. 