WASHINGTON, DCIn a nationally televised press conference, U.S. Secretary of Beer Earl Titleman shouted boisterously and implored the American people to get down, specifically exclaiming, 'Woooo!' and raising both fists in the air. The statement marks the most high-profile public pronouncement from the Department of Beer and Malt Liquor since its May 1994 collaboration with the ATF on a landmark kegger. Titleman has come under fire in the past for his liberal stance on shotgunning and his inability to count backwards from 87. 'Let's get the ladies in here,' urged Titleman in his 23-minute speech. 'I'll take 'em all on, 'cause I'm the Big Kahuna, and y'all know what that means.' 