Delegations of snotty teenage girls descended upon the Norwegian capital from all over the world this past weekend, gathering for a historic five-day summit. The Inter-national Conference of Pretty and Popular Girls, which features representatives from 112 nations, will address the critical issues facing snotty girls across the globe, including boys, dressing cool and the mall. According to U.S. delegate Jenny Reiner, a 15-year-old from Miami, the primary goal of the ICPPGs is the elimination of all lameness by the year 2000. The current levels are way too high, said Reiner, who also heads the conferences Sub-Committee on Make-up, Hair Spray and Scrunchies. All across the world, theres just so much of itgym class, reading, outfits that dont matchIm concerned. Reiner herself was recently affected by lameness when her parents took her and her two siblings on a family vacation. We went to Disneyworld and went on all these rides and stayed at this hotel together, Reiner said. It was so gay. Reiner still has not told her friends about the trip. Another major issue the summit hopes to address is uncool girls who think theyre youre friend but really arent. This girl Xiao Bu always follows me around school and calls me up on weekends to do stuff, Chinese delegate Hsiao Chang, 14, said. And shes a total loser. Nobody wants to be friends with her, but she always hangs around meits totally embarrassing. According to recent statistics, across the globe, over 465 million ugly, uncool girls follow cool girls around, a 35% rise since 1980. While the worlds delegations have generally gotten along well, the conference has not been without its share of strife. Yesterday afternoon, during a multinational outing to an Oslo mall, Dutch representative Kari Olgstaad told the Ivory Coasts Ngomii Mgunda that several of the Russian girls looked fat. She also told Mgunda she totally hates Libyan delegate Baszula Khalim. Minutes later, Mgunda told Khalim what Olgstaad said about her, even though she swore not to say anything. Mgunda also told Perus Juana Santos, who told Olgstaad that Mgunda said something, even though she promised to keep it a secret. I guess I shouldnt have trusted her, Olgstaad said. She added that Mgundas native Bantu language is really stupid and that her home continent of Africa is totally poor. When notified of the multi-national squabbling, conference leader Kerri Hayes of Canada stepped in and issued the following statement: Guys, stop fighting! Youre ruining the summit! Seventeen editor Debi Fox, one of thousands covering the world conference, praised the delegates. These are teens of the 90s, she said. Theyre smart, sassy and on-the-go! Fox says Seventeen will provide full coverage of the summit in its January issue, including a colorful, 14-page photo spread titled Fresh Faces, featuring a multi-racial collection of thin, clear-skinned teens wearing the latest fashions in playful settings. 