Apparently content to hang around dead people rather than celebrate like a normal person, area weirdo John Mills spent most of Mothers Day at a local cemetery, creeped-out sources confirmed. This is your moms special day, and youre supposed to be taking her to brunch or a spa, not staring at some tombstone, reported the sources, adding that lurking in a graveyard like some sort of ghoul may in fact be the very worst way to honor the woman who gave you life. Is it too hard to do something nice for your mother just once a year? Then again, with that miserable look on his face, I bet his moms happy he forgot all about her. At press time, sources reported that the freak had tossed some flowers on the ground that wouldve looked so much nicer in a vase in his mothers home. 