Addressing reporters yesterday in an unnervingly calm tone of voice, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettmanhis hands, face, and white-collared shirt covered in bloodsaid that any obstacle standing in the way of both Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin playing in the Stanley Cup Final has been 'taken care of.' 'Sometimes you have to put the greater good of the league ahead of the fact that the [Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals] are in the same conference. Unfortunately for some, that point needed to be made...how should I put this...more clearly,' Bettman said as he removed black leather crimson-splotched gloves from his hands and what appeared to be an ear from his jacket pocket. 'Needless to say [NHL Players' Association executive director] Paul V. Kelly, [New York Rangers General Manager] Glen Sather, and Mario Lemieux will not be attending this press conference as was originally scheduled.' When Bettman asked if there were any questions, no reporters raised their hands. 