DCResponding to pressure from vocal consumer groups and gene-gineering giant Merck-Maibatsu-Pfizer Monday, the FDA announced it will allow the DNA of America's 16th president to be sold without a doctor's prescription. 'The legalization of OTC Abe is great news for expectant parents, gene-therapy patients, and history buffs,' said MMP marketing director Wayne Lincoln. 'Americans will no longer be shackled by the genetic heritage of their forefathers, a tyranny of flesh which condemns all men to be created equal. Now, four score and seven credits will ensure that presidential DNA for the people shall not vanish from the earth.' Those using Lincoln's DNA are warned that side effects may include mild gigantism, arthritis, and severe depression. 