A massive turnout of '70s-obsessed youths is being blamed for Jimmy Carter's surprise victory in Tuesday's presidential election. According to election officials, polling places were overrun with millions of 18- to 23-year-olds wearing Charlie's Angels T-shirts and carrying Scooby Doo lunchboxes. 'The '70s were so cool,' said Michelle Poole, 19, a barrette-wearing, Fisher Price toy-collecting Carter supporter. 'It's like, that old-school Carter Administration shit rocked.' According to Carter spokesman Edward Rowell, 'President-Elect Carter will do his best to serve the mandate of '70s retro culture. He will boycott the Olympic Games, try to create another energy crisis and appoint many well-known '70s TV personalities, including Fred Berry and Gabe Kaplan, to top Cabinet posts.' 