Calling it a catastrophic oversight, local woman Denise Clark, 27, accidentally left her GChat status as available during peak Andrea hours Thursday night, resulting in a barrage of wholly unwanted messages appearing in the bottom-right corner of her Gmail interface. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, Clark said as she read the first of nine incoming chats bearing such phrases as hey! whats up? and I have to tell you the funniest thing, each announced by a penetrating chime. God, I knew I should have left it on invisible, or at least set it to busynow Andrea knows Im here. Look, you can see shes still typing away. Goddammit. At press time, a shaken Clark had resolved to move to another browser tab and not touch a single thing in Gmail until the little dot next to her name turned orange, leaving her to safely wait in idle mode until Andrea off-hours had resumed. 