Calling a press conference Wednesday to address a matter of grave seriousness, a major public organization reportedly reassured those in attendance that steps will be taken and that every effort will be made to rectify the problem if one is found to exist. Its a relief to know theyre not taking the situation lightly and remain committed to looking into the matter at every level, said press conference attendee Madeleine OHara, who admitted her confidence had been shaken when news of the potentially devastating allegations first broke. They also said continuing efforts were in place to hold accountable any responsible parties, so obviously thats great to hear, as is their promise to leave no stone unturned. Im just happy all proper measures are being implemented, you know? Several members of the press nodded in agreement, saying the only thing left to do now is tell the American people the good news. 