Joseph Collins, 38, who is perhaps the luckiest man alive and who certainly doesn't deserve the wonderful woman who showed him what it was like to be happy, was chastised by the love of his life for sock-related reasons Thursday. 'Look at the holes in these toes,' sighed Collins' perfect match, who found him when he was adrift in his late-20s and brought joy and tenderness into his life. 'And these are your good SmartWools. You have to treat your things right, honey. Are you listening to me?' At press time, Shelly Collins' knight in shining armor was spilling cookie crumbs all over the couch she had just cleaned. 