Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time onion.com/SZ1ho0 The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Last debate, Romney was a great sociopath. He looked very comfortable, even against a seasoned sociopath like Obama.' onion.com/SZ48gN The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Stay tuned for our live coverage of the second presidential debate, where candidates must answer all questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no' selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Obama will likely need to prove himself at tonights debate, but Romney will need to do well too, you know? #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 First Question From Debate Audience Somehow Comes From Paul Ryan onion.com/OGfUMx The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Hey...is the president black? #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 All major networks have already declared Mitt Romney the winner of tonights debate. selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Seems neither candidate is tall enough to have his feet hit the ground when sitting on those stools. Pathetic. America deserves better. selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Lot of ugly people in here tonight. Hoo boyjust really ugly people #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Nation's Ever So Malleable Simpletons Fluttering Between Candidates Like Shuttlecocks Through Every Moment Of Debate onion.com/OGiguS The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 The candidates are now taking a short break from answering questions to enjoy a spaghetti dinner #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Romney To Town Hall Audience: 'I Own Horses And Care For Them, And You Are All Like Horses' onion.com/OGjiXJ The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Fidgeting Romney clearly hoping the guy in the front row hooked to a dialysis machine doesnt ask a question #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Questioner: 'Do you like food? I'm curious if you like food. This is the question I want to ask the President of the United States' #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Romney Tells Heartbreaking Lie About Single Mother Of 4 He Never Met onion.com/OGklXN #debates The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Translation: I'd like to answer that question, if I may, by addressing a completely different topic entirely #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 George W. Bush just crashed through ceiling to defend himself #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Please, @crowleycnn, ask the candidates questions about living with HIV #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Romney openly asks black questioner if he's a shill #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Everyone In Town Hall Debate Audience Has Spouse Who Lost Health Insurance And Is Dying Of Cancer onion.com/OGlK0i The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Romney flat out just deported recent Latina questioner #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Both candidates are now just singing the national anthem #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Security removing audience member asking candidates if they would prefer being shot in chest or head #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 CNN's Squiggly Green Line Drags Squiggly Yellow Line Home, Beats Her | For More Debate Coverage: onion.com/Uf0cv6 The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Debate briefly interrupted after Tagg Romney playfully runs across stage to hug father #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Increasingly desperate Romney accuses Obama of Aurora movie theater shooting #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Debate Cut Short As Lantern Fire Burns Down Ol' Town Hall onion.com/RA7NOL The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Come quick, theres a fire down at the ol Town Hall! Hurry, before the flames get the fall harvest! onion.com/RA9wDI #debates The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 Tweet who you think won the debate. This a completely scientific poll and will determine the result of the election #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 17, 2012 Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate onion.com/RAamjN The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 17, 2012 