With his administration dogged by criminal allegations, President Bush called a special Cabinet meeting Tuesday to ensure that his staff's complex web of alibis is consistent at every level, an anonymous source reported. 'Okay, team, let's make sure we're all on the same completely fabricated page here,' Bush reportedly said while aides distributed thick binders containing the administration's latest official side of things. 'The e-mail server crashed during Katrina, the dog chewed up our files on the Plame leak, and no one ever told me that the illegal wiretapping was illegal. Right, boys?' Added Bush: 'Remember, we're all really on a picnic at Camp David right now.' Bush has held 17 Cabinet meetings to get the story straight since 2001, surpassing the previous record, held by the Reagan administration. 