Saying they had heard each one of his anecdotes a thousand times, local siblings Lindsay, Alex, and Danielle Curtis told reporters Monday they were tired of listening to their father repeat the same boring stories about his skillful, selfless lovemaking. I honestly dont know if I can sit through another one of Dads lame stories about bringing Mom to unimaginable sexual euphoria, said eldest child Lindsay Curtis, 18, explaining that her 47-year-old father goes on and on like a broken record with tales of his erotic expertise and generosity. That story about Dad repeatedly pleasuring Mom on their honeymoon, or in that hotel shower in Florida, or during that power outage in 1995 might have been interesting back when we were little kids and heard them the first time, but now theyre just getting old. You can only listen to so many stories about Moms wild, full-body orgasms before you get completely sick of them, she continued. Its like, We get it, Dadyoure sensuous and nurturing in the bedroom. God, give it a rest already. The three teenagers claimed that normal conversational details and offhand comments oftentimes reminded their father of one of his cherished carnal memories, prompting him to launch into well-worn recollections about a particular all-night cunnilingus session in the autumn of 2000, his deft fingering of their mother at the local movie theater while watching the 1992 film Bram Stokers Dracula, or one notable instance on a cruise when he continuously stimulated her G-spot through vigorous intercourse from behind. Moreover, the Curtis children expressed their wish that the family could make it through just one meal together without their father reminiscing about one of the numerous times he performed foreplay so adeptly that their mother climaxed as soon as he entered her. Dad just loves telling the story about the first time he met Mom, and how they immediately hit it off, and how she had the first multiple orgasms of her life that night, but now every time he starts in with it, I just sigh and think, Here we go again, said 15-year-old Alex Curtis. You have no idea how many times hes repeated the same line about his feather-light kisses up Moms inner thigh, and the one about delicately parting her labia and rapidly fluttering his tongue over her clitoris. It just drags on forever. By the time he gets to the point in the story where Moms screaming his name and arching her back in ecstasy, were all just bored out of our minds, he added. According to the Curtis children, their dad has told one particular story about a vacation to a ski resort in 1991 so often that each of them said they could recount in detail every last probe of their fathers fingertips, phrase of dirty talk, and sexual position he performed over the course of the entire weekend. It seems like whenever were riding in the car or out at a restaurant together, Dad will say to us, Did I ever tell you kids about that time I got your mother off through nipple stimulation alone? and we all just groan and roll our eyes, said youngest daughter Danielle Curtis, 13. When he gets to the end, all of us chime in at the same time and say, Your mother came so loud that the neighbors woke up and turned their lights on. Jeez, youd think hed get the hint by now. In addition to their growing exasperation, the teens said they feel embarrassed by their father every time they bring friends home after school or whenever the family has houseguests. According to the children, their dad will talk their ear off with story after story about he and his wifes frequent professor-student role play or their experimentation with dominance and submission in the early 2000s. Eldest daughter Lindsay Curtis admitted that, each time her father launches into another of his old tales, she always mentally urges him to speed up and get to the part where her mother is left quivering, flushed, and splayed on the bed, so that she can finally change the subject. Theyre nice stories, dont get me wrong, but its just tiring to hear every single day about how Dad leaves Mom begging for his deep, skillful penetration, Lindsay said. Though, I guess at this point, Dads stories are such a part of my life that I wouldnt be that surprised if I end up missing them a little when I move out. And honestly, she continued, Im going to have kids of my own one day, and I think it might actually be kind of sweet to hear Dad tell them their first story about how he went down on their grandmother for over an hour right there on the floor of our family room. 