In a remarkable demonstration of expertise, Round Rock Express designated hitter Manny Ramirez reportedly wowed his triple-A teammates Friday with his expansive knowledge of basic geometric shapes. See, that one is a circle, and its made from the roundest stuff in the whole worldbillions of super-tiny curves that you cant see with your eyes, man, said Ramirez, who also excitedly pointed out a square, diamond, number, glove, and cap shape. I like all the shapes, but the triangle is the best and my favorite because it has a bunch of sides and super-pointy parts. Triangles are expensive, man. Squares arent as fancy, but they are still really good shapes. At press time, players on the Round Rock Express confirmed that Ramirez had taught them about several new shapes, including the squishircle, correctangle, and stopsignagon. 