Saying that hes sick of his native mountainous escarpment and tired of being surrounded by a bunch of squares, a local teen boulder revealed Monday that it desperately wants to roll down into a nearby ravine where they actually get it. The rocks and shrubs in the ravine belowthey know the deal, the adolescent stone told reporters, explaining that the boulders on the upper crags of its cliff face seriously dont have a clue. Down there, they get who I am and what Im all about. Not like the losers up here. The boulder went on to claim that it couldnt take its current surroundings much longer and would definitely roll down into the ravine after another 500 or 600 years of erosion, tops. 