His car in the shop, Balloon-O-Gram deliveryman Burt Girardi, 37, was forced to use public transit Tuesday. 'Well, that was pleasant,' Girardi said. 'You haven't lived until you've sat on a jam-packed crosstown bus for 40 minutes holding an 18-balloon Birthday Bouquet while dressed in full Zorro regalia.' Girardi added that teenagers today think they are so goddamn funny. 