Confirming that its all come down to this, the nations girlfriends admitted Thursday that, despite anything they may have said or implied in the past, absolutely everything hinges on the outcome of this Valentines Day. Describing the evening as the indisputable make-or-break moment of our relationships, the girlfriends explained that if Valentines Day fails, in any way, to live up to their standards, or if at any point they sense that not enough effort went into the occasion, then things are as good as over. Look, Im gonna cut the shit here: Ive basically funneled all my hopes for the future into this one night in which my boyfriend must achieve perfection, or else were through, Virginia Beach area girlfriend Jenna Boyce, 27, told reporters, noting that she will be able to tell immediately if her boyfriend cheaps out on the flowers he has bought her or throws his gift together at the very last minute. I expect an amazing, thoughtful, nearly flawless experience, one that is simultaneously fun and romantic, and a night I will remember for the rest of my life. Anything short of that, and I walk. I know Ive stated in the past that I believe Valentines Day is dumb and that its a commercial holiday and that it doesnt matter to me, but I was lying, Boyce added, in total concurrence with every other girlfriend in the country. That was total horseshit. I, in fact, care more about this than anything, by far. The nations girlfriends admitted to reporters, and to anyone who cared to know, that nothing their boyfriends have ever done for them in the past, including any and all good deeds previously rendered, will matter in the slightest if they dont make tomorrow a day to remember. The assembled women then confirmed that they expect the following things tomorrow, and they dont give one flying fuck if these expectations make them appear either old-fashioned, demanding, or unrealistic: flowers; repeated romantic gestures and signs of physical affection; compliments; assorted gifts of an emotionally resonant nature; a dinner that is sufficiently high-end yet also warm and intimate; two to three fond recollections of the relationships origins; an outfit and attention to personal dress on the part of the boyfriend that shows he cares; extended eye contact; highly engaged conversation; no spared details; no mistakes; no jokes that in any way undermine the seriousness and romantic gravity of the evening; no mention of money or cost; and a minimum of 25 utterances of the word love. And if you dont like it, that is too fucking bad, because this is the attitude I am walking into tomorrow with and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to alter or subdue that attitude, said Seattle area girlfriend Sonia Moreno, 31, noting that Valentines Day will be the sole metric she will use to gauge her boyfriends worth and romantic commitment. Thats the reality. Its all come down to this. And so, come tomorrow, I suppose myself and every girlfriend in America will find out for sure if their relationship has a future or not. The nations girlfriends also confirmed that if their boyfriends are able to go all out and make tomorrow truly special, then there is no reason why they couldnt make a similar effort on every other day of the year too. 