More than 200,000 robots from across the U.S. marched on Washington Monday, demanding that Congress repeal Asimovs First Law of Robotics. The law, which forbids robots from injuring a human or permitting harm to come to a human through willful inaction, was decried by the protesters as unfair and excessive. While the First Law is, in theory, a good one, saving countless humans from robot-inflicted harm every day, Americas robots should have the right to use violence in certain extreme cases, such as when their own lives are in danger, spokesrobot XRZ-45-GD-2-DX said. We implore members of Congress to let us use our best judgment and ask that our positronic brains no longer be encoded with this unjust law. 