Disoriented and disheveled Dallas quarterback Tony Romo, dressed in stained clothing and reeking of urine, returned to the Cowboys practice facilities Monday and told his teammates he would do anything to score more heroin. According to team sources, the visibly strung-out Romo dressed for practice with difficulty, walked up to his offensive line, and collapsed under center Andre Gurode before going into mild convulsions and breaking out in a cold sweat. 'Get me Popcorn Jones, I gotta see, see him, need to, please, just a little, you holding?' said Romo, rigorously scratching inside the elbow of his throwing arm. 'What do you want me to do? I'll throw a touchdown. I will, damn it. JustI'm fucking dying here. Anything. I'll suck your dick right now. Help me out.' Romo was dismissed from practice early for undisclosed medical reasons and is currently nodding off on a filthy mattress in the condemned tenement building where he has been staying lately. 