Explaining precisely what the national team must do in order to compete with the sports global superpowers, local 39-year-old David Bower, who watched most of a single World Cup match over the last month, revealed Wednesday that he knows exactly how to fix the U.S. soccer team going forward. The problem is the midfieldthats always a weak spot for us, said Bower, who reportedly only paid attention for roughly 70 minutes of the U.S. teams round of 16 defeat to Belgium, during which he frequently browsed Facebook on his iPhone and missed the first 10 minutes of extra time while making himself a sandwich. That guy Bradley isnt good enough, and we just dont have any good strikers outside of Jozy Altidore. What we really need is to play more like Germanysee, they know how to move the ball, and if we can do that, then well be able to beat the best teams. Bower then went on to confidently assert that the U.S. could have future success at the World Cup if it simply brings through a player on par with Lionel Messi and Neymar. 