Quarterback, Denver Broncos Strengths: Tuning out all the distracting noise from his in-helmet headset; Puts ball exactly where receiver cant fuck everything up Weaknesses: Sometimes wishes he could be mowing the field instead of playing on it; Has not yet attained fathers approval; Sends mixed messages by continuing to wear Colts workout gear Guilty Pleasure: Making Eric Decker needlessly run back and forth before snap Least Favorite Brother: Cooper Age He Fell In Love With Football: 31 Biggest Regret: Shooting that guy for Marvin Harrison Better Ingredients: Better pizza Pregame Ritual: Putting on helmet Retirement Plans: Coaching football, watching football, broadcasting football, camping, promoting football, playing football NEXT: Wes Welker 