Want to party with OSN at the Final Four? Feeling ambivalent about your ladyfriend? Well get ready to humiliate two birds with one stone! Grab your camcorder, Flip, camera phone or other video recording device, train it on your girlfriend and dump the chick in the most awful, creative, hilarious way you can muster. Dump her where you met, get her Dad to dump her for you, train her parrot to say 'It's Over'. Or go crazy and hire a skywriter, or get one of those rice-painters to write a heart-rending break-up note on a grain of rice. Whatever you do, dump her and make sure it looks awesome! Check out these testimonials from some very satisfied Dumpers on how freeing losing their lady was: 