Political scientists at the Cato Institute announced Monday that they have inadvertently synthesized a previously theoretical form of government known as megalocracy. 'We were attempting to recreate a military junta in a controlled diplomatic setting, and we applied too much external pressure,' said head researcher Dr. Adam Stogsdill, a leading expert in highly reactionary ruling systems. 'The resultant government has the ruthless qualities of a dictatorship combined with the class solidarity of a plutocracyit's quite a remarkable find.' Stogsdill explained that megalocracy is extremely unstable and can only exist in idealistic conditions for a few minutes before collapsing into anarchy. 