Upon finding the machine in her apartment buildings laundry room completely untouched since she last stopped by, exasperated local woman Sandra Hermus reportedly mounted all her magnanimity Monday and extended the deadline for the previous user to remove their clothing from the dryer by five minutes. This is the second time in the past half hour that Ive walked down three flights of stairs to move my clothes over from the washer, only to find this pile still wadded up inside the only available dryerGod, who knows how long theyve even been in there? said Hermus, adding that the behavior was completely ridiculous and that she would only grant the offending tenant a short extension, during which they could remove their belongings without receiving the full brunt of Hermus ire. If they dont come down here really soon, Ill be forced to take desperate measures, such as touching their garments with my bare hands and carrying them over to the dusty table in the corner. Ive tried being patient, but in a few minutes, Im going for itjust you watch. At press time, sources confirmed that a visibly incensed Hermus could be seen glancing from her watch to the doorway before heaving a large, audible sigh and saying that she would grant the clothes owner an additional three-minute reprieve, but thats really it. 