West Virginia Mountaineers forward Devin Ebanks announced his intentions Monday to skip his final two years of college eligibility and join that one super-huge nationwide league where they give you money if you play basketball in it. 'My dream has always been to go to the basketball place with all the older people who get paychecks for it,' Ebanks said. 'Not that I didn't cherish my time at that place with all the rooms and the talking people up front with the thick paper word holders. But that was for free, and I need to get one of those basketball jobs.' When asked where he thought he would be selected in the 2010 NBA Draft, Ebanks told reporters, 'On the stage part of the room with the men in suits with the ping-pong balls.' 