Confusion, embarrassment, and severe cranial trauma were the order of the day Tuesday, when local numbskulls Louis Feinberg, Moses Horwitz, and Jerome Horwitz constructed a horse stall in their bathroom and attempted to hide it from landlord Theodore Healy. 'Apparently, the plan was to run a cargo-hauling business from their apartment,' Healy said. 'But in the end, as is the case with everything these three nutballs do, their crazy scheme went awry.' According to Healy, the trio attempted to mask whinnying noises coming from their bathroom by coughing, and explained the large bales of straw in their closet by saying that they were 'homesick for Nebraska.' 