Local woman Jillian Lauretta confirmed to reporters Friday that she was thinking of doing that thing where she acts incredibly cold and unfriendly toward other women she has just met for absolutely no earthly reason whatsoever. You know, I think I might just go ahead and make a couple women whom I dont know and whom I have absolutely no reason to dislike feel very uncomfortable and insecure by greeting them with a tight-lipped smile and then silently judging them, said the 32-year-old accounts manager, adding that she might even tack on the whole bit where she reacts to every perfectly pleasant thing another woman says with chilly near-silence and then, when said woman leaves the room, say something mildly cutting about her in a way that opens the conversation up to outright trash talk if anyone else is so inclined. While Im at it, Ill probably feel threatened by her based on nothing at all and then make little passive-aggressive asides about herwhereas shell just be really friendly to me, which will only make me feel small and petty, and my self-loathing will drive me to irrationally despise her all the more. At press time, reports indicate that Lauretta was not laughing at a humorous remark another woman was making. 