Shortly after reports surfaced today that the Boy Scouts of America had voted to lift its ban on gay youths, local homosexual child Max Lovell, 14, told reporters that he was looking forward to joining the organization and finally being ridiculed for another thing. This is great. I get made fun of every day for being gay, but now Ill be called a dork, too, said the enthusiastic Lovell, who is routinely taunted for being homosexual but will now endure everything from light ribbing to vicious name-calling based on his affiliation with the outdoor-preparedness youth group. Its perfect because Ive been looking for a second thing to get mocked for, and Boy Scouts seems like a great fit. I think itll really open me up to a whole new batch of cutting insults. Lovell added that he also cant wait to see what his peers will do when he joins the eighth-grade marching band in the fall. 