Psychic phone services across the nation are declaring bankruptcy as a result of the Caring Psychic Souls Service's recent announcement that it hires only the best master psychics. 'Only the Caring Psychic Souls Service can offer you readings from the very best psychics in the world today,' said Dana Plato, celebrity spokesperson for the service. 'We are ruined,' said Psychic Encounters spokesperson Nichelle Nichols. 'I suppose, in retrospect, we devoted too much energy to infomercials and not enough to the development of a rigorous screening process by which we would guarantee ourselves the absolute top psychics. Now we are paying for it.' 