Noting the ceaseless onslaught of issues constantly nearing the eleventh hour, Americans across the country told reporters Tuesday they are sick and tired of all this looming stuff. Frankly, I would like a week to go by where I dont hear about some sort of showdown or crisis that is looming, or brewing, or rearing its head, or anything like that, said 34-year-old Matawan, NJ resident Jonathan Lear, echoing the thoughts of all 315 million U.S. citizens who have expressed a strong desire for the nation to take a break from either approaching or being on the cusp of anything at all, including conflicts, deadlines, decisions, battles, something ending, something beginning, something getting worse, or something getting even worse. I dont want to hear about how another bad or difficult thing we need to avoid is on the horizon or right around the corner. Just let all the horrible impending shit thats going to happen happen so we can at least get it over with and move on with our lives. The American populace did confirm, however, that they are more than happy to hear about anything that is in the nations rearview mirror. 