President Clinton is embroiled in scandal once again after testing positive for the presidency-enhancing drug Crovan. Traces of Crovan were found in Clinton's urine Monday during a random drug test conducted as part of the federal government's employee-testing program. Crovan, an orally administered drug that artificially boosts diplomacy and coalition-building skills, as well as perceived-sincerity levels, has been banned from presidential use since the Ford Administration. Speaking to reporters, Clinton vehemently denied taking the drug. 'I have never used Crovan or any other illegal presidency-enhancer during my time in office,' he said. 'My presidency has been 100 percent natural.' Clinton also denied a report that he used a quick-flush tea in an attempt to get the drug out of his system prior to the test. 