Cleveland-area resident Douglas Torricelli, 34, announced Monday that his full-time job with Seifert's Cement and Gravel, which he has held for nearly two years, is a shitty fuckin' job. 'I don't know why I work in that shit hole,' he said. 'That's one shitty fuckin' job I've got.' Torricelli cited as key reasons for his announcement the job's long-ass hours and bullshit pay. He went on to strongly condemn his fat, asshole boss and the stupid fucking idiots he has to work with. He also assailed the goddamned bus he must ride every morning, which he claims is a living hell. Added Torricelli: 'I could care less about fucking Seifert's Cement and Gravel.' Torricelli is expected to arrive at work tomorrow morning as scheduled. 