Drenched in drying blood and limping slightly, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg triumphantly stated this morning that the citys longstanding homeless problem had finally been solved. Homelessness is overits not a problem anymore, a winded Bloomberg said to a City Hall press conference while gripping the lectern tightly to prevent his hands from shaking. I fixed the problem. Problem solved. When asked by reporters if permanent housing had been provided for the citys 50,000 homeless, Bloomberg assured them the new lodgings were quite permanent. 