Hot on the heels of his successful line of non-curative medicines, non-alcoholic-beer inventor Thomas O'Doul unveiled 'Elmer's Slick,' a glue that looks and feels like ordinary white glue but has no adhesive properties. 'Say goodbye to your fingers getting all stuck together, just because you want to glue things,' O'Doul said at a press conference Monday. 'With Elmer's Slick, you can enjoy gluing without all the messy adhesiveness.' O'Doul said he next plans to develop a flame-retardant gasoline and the world's first gelatinous construction lumber. 