Michael Cotto, 27, and Laura Winningham, 26, were pronounced husband and wife Monday, thanks to the supernatural powers vested in local Presbyterian minister Gerald Dreisbach by the Lord Himself. 'We are so lucky to live near a man who is an actual conduit of God's will,' Cotto told reporters after the ceremony. 'We wouldn't have been able to get married otherwise.' Dreisbach has also used his otherworldly authority to call for good fortune in the lives of parishioners, as well as swift passage to heaven for the deceased. 