Amid questions as to why this kind of shit always happens to him, area resident Patrick Kennedy told reporters Monday it was just his goddamn luck. Although the 32-year-old HR representative was caught off-guard by the recent events, which were just the icing on the cake, he acknowledged to friends that such occurrences are par for the course in his miserable life. 'Of course. Of fucking course,' the Kenosha native said. 'Every goddamn time.' Kennedy, who reportedly still cannot fucking believe it, admitted later he thought that once, maybe just once, things would be different. 