During his American history class at Hebron Elementary School Wednesday, fifth-grader Jake Hensley was unable to produce a single hilarious disruptive comment regarding the Wilmot Proviso, an 1846 rider to a Congressional appropriations bill that attempted to outlaw slavery in the territory acquired from the MexicanAmerican War. 'I completely blanked,' said Hensley, who firmly established his class-clown status earlier in the year during a lesson on Revolutionary Warera statesman John Hancock. 'It was getting so close to the end of class that I almost considered 'Smellmot Proviso,' which is gay. I think I'm losing my touch.' Despite his failure to combine 'Proviso' with either the word 'fart' or 'boner,' Hensley did manage to redeem himself in his last-period English class by delivering a solid five minutes on the third chapter of Hatchet. 