MNCHENGLADBACH, GERMANYIn light of the enormous momentum and goodwill they are carrying with them into the Women's World Cup final in Frankfurt this Sunday, sources confirmed the U.S. women had better be damned sure they don't fucking blow it. 'Their gutsy yet elegant win over Brazil got everyone behind them, and their victory over Francecomplete with the second Abby Wambach header in as many gamesmade them look like a team of destiny, so they'd better not fuck this one up, because theyll look like complete idiots,' thousands of bandwagon fans from across the United States said Wednesday, adding that if the team loses Sunday, its whole World Cup run will have been a fucking waste of everyones time. 'I mean, if they shit the bed by not closing this deal, they'll at best be the answer to a trivia question for the rest of their lives, if not a punch line.' Soccer fans in Japan, whose national team upset Sweden 3-1 to advance to the final, agreed, saying that if the Japanese women throw away the greatest underdog story of the past hundred years, they might as well not come home. 