Amid much fanfare, NASA officials unveiled the first satellite photos of the nearly completed Earth Sock yesterday at Cape Canaveral. The mood among attending scientists, who have spent the last quarter century working on the project, was one of deep joy, as the result of the ambitious $80 trillion project was finally in sight. This photo, taken by the Hubble Space Telescope, shows the enormity of the $80 trillion, 90,000 mile-long Earth Sock. The Sock will provide vital cushiony support in an attractive 'crew' style. The now-depleted world econ-omies can rest assured that the $80 trillion price tag will buy a lot of snug-fitting comfort and support, Project Earth Sock coordinator Noam Gekhend said. Officials credit the Socks completion to the unprecedented international cooperation the project inspired, including astronauts and knitters from over 60 nations. Scores of sock construction teams, both aground and in space, maneuvered fleets of Darning Convoys and Knitting Shuttles in complex flying patterns to weave the freight-train-sized strands of cotton fiber into the 90,000 mile-long Sock. The Earth Sock is the largest man-made structure ever built, dwarfing its nearest competitor, the Great Wall of China, by a factor of two million. It is also cushiony and 100 percent cotton, which means its breathable. NASA scientists ex-plained that the Earth Sock will provide the Earth with much-needed protection against chafing and discomfort as the planet is propelled around the sun at 1,800 miles per hour. Imagine walking 1,800 miles an hour in the minus 260-degree cold of outer space without socks on, Gekhend said. To do so would be foolhardy. This is what our planet must do every day. Finally, we have done something to protect her. International support for the Sock has been overwhelming. As a nation, as a planet, we can all be very proud of this sock, President Clinton said. He and the leaders of all 178 nations on earth signed a world resolution proclaiming the completion date, January 1, 1997, Sock Day. Singing sensation Neil Diamond has soared to the top of the adult contemporary music charts with a tribute song to the Earth Sock: Earth Sock / Mighty Earth Sock! / Youre in outer space / With you we can win this crazy race / And wherever you go / We will go with you / In our minds / In our hearts / And in our dreams. Despite the projects widespread popularity, some naysayers fault the Sock for being a meaningless make-work project that will devastate the world economy and destroy its delicate ecosystems. Another drawback of the Sock has been the obliteration of the Southern Hemisphere, smothered under the enormous pressure of the snug-fitting sock. The continents of Africa, Australia and South America now exist only in white cotton relief, their citizens unable to stand up or breathe, inexorably pushed downward by the enormous Earth Sock. My family and my farm, everything I had, was crushed under the Sock, said Pasqual Perquoyez, a Peruvian farmer. Why was my country forced into poverty to pay for this Sock? A lucky few, such as Perquoyez, have managed to squirm out of the Earth Sock through periodic gaps in the breathable, double-knit fabric. But life for such survivors is hard. Their world is an endless white cotton hellscape, the ghostly shapes of buried cities, mountains and loved ones underfoot. The destruction of the Southern Hemisphere was unfortunate, Earth Sock project coordinator Gekhend said. But realize that the loss of half the planets population is well offset by the Socks cushiony comfort and at-trac-tive crew style. Gekhend as-sured the world community that no nations of im-port were smothered by the Earth Sock, only minor Southern Hemi-sphere countries like Uruguay, Na-mibia and New Zealand. Scientists also warn that the tip of the sock may come dangerously close to the suns corona at the vernal equinox (when the earth is closest to the sun), which may cause the dry fabric to catch ablaze. Such a fire would quickly engulf the sock and light up the entire planet Earth like a roman candle in a matter of seconds, reducing every plant, animal and mineral into white hot ash, and cause the planet to break up into a fine dust and dissipate into outer space, Gekhend said. Well know for sure by late Feb-ruary. Despite its stag-gering scale, the Earth Sock is only the beginning. It is merely a precursor to the Earth Shoe, which we will begin constructing in 2002, Gekhend said. Coordinators say the Shoe project will commence once the Earth Sock is pulled up over the entire Earth surface, allowing for an easy and comfortable fit in the shoe. 