After being recognized for his outstanding work in the film The Fighter, actor Christian Bale was awarded a gold-plated statuette of a nude, sword-wielding man with no genitals named Oscar. 'It's such an honor,' said Bale, holding a 13.5 inch featureless eunuch. 'Thank you. Thank you so much.' Many more of the faceless bald figurines of tiny little men were presented to various film technicians the night before. 