Showered with a bounty of feigned support, forced cheer, and outright lies, local couple Mike Woodley and Christine Lyons reportedly received an incredible outpouring of insincerity from friends and family Friday following the announcement of their engagement. Oh my god! Im so happy for you two!!!! wrote Lyons old high school friend Jennifer Mescudi, whose hollow Facebook post was but one of dozens of congratulations from people who privately doubted the solidity of the relationship, only liked either the bride or the groom, or privately informed other friends that they gave the marriage 12 months tops. Youre so lucky to have found each other! I cannot wait to be there for the big day!!! According to sources, Woodleys college roommate said that being named the best man in a wedding he could not give less of a fuck about was such an honor. 