Congressional sources confirmed Thursday that huge nerd and loser Rep. Daniel Lipinski (D-IL) continues to insist on carrying around a pocket-sized version of the U.S. Constitution at all times. When he says things like, Its always good to have one of these handy, I kind of just want to punch the little pip-squeak in the mouth, Sen. John Boozman (R-AR) said of Lipinski, adding that the dorky, four-term congressman can often be seen eating lunch and reading his tiny little book all by himself. Hes also highlighted parts of it and dog-eared the page where the First Amendment is. Theres no way this dweeb has ever gotten laid, right? When asked for comment, Lipinski pulled out his mini Constitution and, before he could finish saying This is what we were elected to uphold, was loudly told to just give it a rest already. 