Despondent from the loss of his job and his recent divorce, National Rifle Association lifetime member Patrick Schramm is half-hoping for an accidental shooting death at the hands of his 10-year-old son. 'I don't know what the point is anymore,' Schramm said Monday. 'Sometimes, I find myself wishing that Jeffrey would mistake me for a robber late at night and put me out of my misery.' Schramm then absent-mindedly released the safety on his Browning 10 gauge and left it on the kitchen counter a foot from the cookie jar. 