Frustrated with a growing list of unacceptable workplace indignities, fed-up Catamount Systems employee Marc Holden is just about 14 years away from walking out the front door of his office and never returning, sources confirmed Thursday. I swear to God, if things dont improve around here real fast, I am out of here in 14 years or soI am not bluffing, Holden said, noting that if he has to endure just a decade and a half more of company-wide incompetence and pointless micromanagement, he is gone for good. Seriously, I dont think I can take any more than 3,000 more days of this before I snap. Mark my words, if 2029 rolls around and its still the same old shit around here, Im cleaning out my desk, getting on that elevator, and never coming back. Holden added that if his boss belittled him in front of the entire staff just 200 more times, he would storm right into his office and tell him exactly where he can stick it. 