New Toy Will Spy on Your Children for SantaMelissa Melton Aaron Dykes In the context of the reality we live in today, this is ridiculous. Do they have a version with embedded cameras that feed back to Central Services? NSA surveillance state conditioning, anyone? Did you ever notice that SANTA equates to little else than, hmm. SATAN?! Actually, thats the church ladys take, we were thinking more of the NSA co. who are collecting and analyzing every phone call and Internet thread in the country, and profiling whos been a good consumer and loyal, blind American dupe during all the unconstitutional spying, wars, bank heists and provocateuring going on over the last few decades. The NSAs making a list and checking it twice and this year, the Elf on Shelf can help make that experience more, umm personal. Lets just say, we were a little bit creeped. There are even extra outfits you can buy to make your elf one of the family, keeping an eye out for the Big Boys in government, while hanging out with you! It was kind of like this Christmas Tickle Me Elmo, but updated for the 21st Century Big Brother society. Melissa Melton and Aaron Dykes operate TruthstreamMedia.com. Follow them on Youtube, Twitter and Facebook. 