A half-empty bottle of Malibu rum was discovered Monday in the woods behind Jasper Junior High School by a trio of eighth-graders. 'We have located alcohol,' said Mason Reed, 14, upon making the coconut-flavored find. 'Repeat: We have alcohol.' Following their one-cap-at-a-time consumption of the bottle's contents, Reed and partners Jake Seidel and Jesse Kite took turns insisting that they felt drunk. 