After a brief two-day reprieve from looking at them day in and day out, Americans across the nation were yet again forced to endure the sight of their coworkers stupid fucking faces as they entered the office Monday morning. Yup, there they aresitting there again with those big dumbfuck looks on their big dumbfuck faces, said local claims adjuster Martin Barker, echoing the thoughts of millions of people who dont particularly dislike their coworkers, per se, but really want to punch each one of them square in their fucking noses every single time they see them. And now I suppose Ill have to hear them open their annoying fuckface mouths and talk, talk, talk like a bunch of annoying fuckfaces while I try to get through the rest of my seemingly endless shitshow of a day. Fucking Christ. At press time, millions of people across the nation were really looking forward to going home and having to look at their family members idiotic goddamned faces again too. 