Saying he could barely recall anything about the inescapable aloneness of individual existence, recent liberal arts graduate Jonathan Snyder confirmed Monday that he had already forgotten roughly 90 percent of the human condition. Ive only been out of college for a year and a half, but Im having a really tough time remembering the first thing about humanitys desire for deeper meaning and purpose in all pursuits, said Snyder, who has not once plumbed the depths of mankinds capacity for both good and evil since receiving his degree. When I first graduated, I could easily explore how the ultimate mysteries surrounding life and the inevitability of death torment humankind across its myriad endeavors. But I guess thats the sort of skill you lose if you arent using it constantly. Snyder went on to add that his liberal arts education wasnt totally wasted, as he consistently remembers that God doesnt exist. 