During a Monday night stop at an automated-teller machine, an overconfident Scott Tifton failed to withdraw cash using the machine's Spanish instructions. 'My girlfriend Lisa was with me at the ATM, so I pressed Spanish as a joke,' Tifton said. 'I figured I could rely on my high-school Spanish, but instead of giving me $100, the deposit slot lit up. Then I hit what I thought meant 'cancel' a couple times, and it ate my card. We were going out to dinner for our two-year anniversary, and Lisa had to pay.' Tifton said he probably could have figured out the instructions if he had been at his normal branch. 