According to police, a pair of area panties was discovered yesterday all wound up in a bunch and badly in need of some loosening. 'Whoever owned these panties,' Cross Plains Police Chief Jonathan Norcross said, 'obviously needed to relax. Failure to chill out is the number one reason so many panties get bunched in this country each year.' Though the panties investigation is still pending, Norcross denied rumors of a connection between yesterday's incident and a pair of Atlanta-area undies discovered last Sunday in a bundle. 