Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. 'In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and thenwhoops!an extra-large condom falls out,' the acne-scarred Groff said Monday. 'But that would come off as staged.' Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a button that reads, 'Ask Me About My Huge Cock.' 