Noting that just bout everybody was shut up indoors on account of the weather been sumpn awful, fly-swattin local sources done confirmed Tuesday dat nothing doing down Louisiana way. There aint nothing fixin to go ova by here but the breeze, said one down-home source, Jane Boudreaux, who told reporters her parish was moving near bout as fast as a crawfish in molasses these days. Anyways, from here to down da road its just skeetas buzzin round and folks trying to pass a good time. At press time, yawning sources had reportedly turned round to go set down on da porch for a spell. 