Ahead of Wednesdays potential World Seriesclinching Game 6 matchup between the Red Sox and Cardinals, sources confirmed that Los Angeles Times sports editor Sam Poyet instructed journalist Ross Martinez to quickly throw together some slop about baseball helping the city of Boston heal from this years tragic marathon bombings. Just shit out like six or seven hundred words worth of melodramatic sludge about how the whole city has been galvanized by their team and how baseball offers a way for Bostonians to slowly move on from tragedy, said Poyet, adding that Martinez should definitely churn out a couple paragraphs of muck contrasting the overwhelming terror pervading Boston during the aftermath of the bombings to the especially emotional and impassioned atmosphere at Fenway Park this season. Dont forget to mention the Boston Strong rallying cry, the clubs tributes to victims during each game, and how this is all about much more than just baseball. And, I dont know, a little section about the players saying some heartwarming gunk about how much this means to the people of Boston. Then maybe round off the whole sentimental garbage heap with something about how no matter what, the day will never be forgotten. Oh, and something where you use the phrase the wounded heart of a proud city. Just throw it all in the trough; theyll eat it up. Poyet added that the giant mound of histrionic, exploitative glop should probably start off with the sentence, The morning of April 15, 2013 wasnt much different from any other in downtown Boston. 