BREAKING: Member Of Obama Family Facing Jail Time.... According to recent reports, 36-year-old George Obama, who is in fact related to the President, has been held in the Repphannock Regional Facility in Stafford, VA for months now. As a Kenyan citizen, he has been illegally living in the United States since 1997. George claims that if he is deported to Kenya, he will become a high-profile target for al Shabaab, a Somali terrorist organization. He cites his relation to the President as the source for this, as the terror group s leader Ahmed Abi Godane was assassinated by a U.S. operated drone in September. George is currently married to an American citizen with whom he has a child, but also has negative equities on his record which disqualify him from receiving asylum. Among other issues, George has been caught driving drunk. What do you think? Should the media have reported on this earlier? 