Activist Post Admits To Being Russian PropagandaBy selfnews Post Its about time we admit it. Whoevers behind PropOrNot figured us out. Putin is our homeboy. A few years ago, after editing our free blog, we were riding horses with Vlad, shirtless, when he pleaded, Will you help me stop Clinton from becoming president? No problem. we replied. Well direct all of our friends in the fake news to help too. Images flashed through our mind of conspiring with Alex Jones and Ron Paul to determine the dank memes and clickbait headlines were going to weaponize. But, Vlad, we dont have a big foundation to launder the money through, so youll have to pay us another way, we greedily inquired. How about I pay you in bitcoin and hot Russian hookers? Theyre former gymnasts, he offered with a knowing wink. We struck a deal! Due to the influx of Russian funds, we were able to upgrade from a free Blogger site to WordPress and hire a part-time social media manager. Ever since then, weve been working around the clock to promote peace and liberty, and especially to thwart the United States aggressive, preemptive wars against sovereign nations. Apparently, that was enough to threaten the state and the established media. Putin thought it would be more difficult. Damn, I hope that doesnt mean we risk losing Google Ads and the hookers. That would really suck. To help us cope with this hardship, please consider making a donation here. Lol smary bastards . ROFLMAO! I will gladly pay one Russian gymnast hooker for one topless photo of Putin with a horse. I think AP is spending way too much time posting articles of the fake news operation. Dont your controllers have any other news currently that you are allowed to or told to cover? I mean, there are plenty of anarchist friendly stories like a (HAARP?) snowstorm at the DPL, the powers that be are hacking our brains, etc smh. I used to think that you guys were genuine. I knew it, just another propaganda shill for those nefarious Ruskies! That Vlad is into everything, how does he find time to ride horses too? Ill confess too. Putin set me up with red hot Russian hookers. I agreed to do a shitload of posts all over the world wide web. The deal was I would point out Vlads mutually respectful situation with Trump, and then suggest that this could lead to a stand-down in the US-NATO preparations for WW3 against Russia. I said, Ill play the World Peace card all day long, and you keep the hookers dropping in, and of course Hillary will lose. Ill even throw in a Blog-Post just to be sure the plan works. Are we good Comrade? Vlad replied Yes Comrade Goldstein. Just dont let the closeted-losers at ProporNot know that you are part of this conspiracy. Now Im kind of bummed out that the election is over, but in 2019 Ill get back on Putins blogging for hookers bandwagon. rock On Vlad, if youre reading this, PICK UP THE PHONE! Its ME!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e936cd5feb631f7d8767431eb9031fb95712372ebadd02e8ad6bc0cad46387ab.jpg The creepiest thing about this hilarious article is the fact we now have photographic evidence that Putin manscapes. Just look at his chest, its as smooth as a babys bottom, nary a hairy to be found. Wax on, wax off, Vlad, and dont forget to breathe. Very important. Its the modern metro sexual man with an image of masculinity for the camera;) Thats what Hollywood does best, create images and promote actors for their scripts. Hey nochipforme! Its the modern metro sexual man with an image of masculinity for the camera If you want a good image of masculinity, look no farther than todays White House. Now THERES an image of masculinity! That strong chin, manly shoulders, well developed leg muscles and tight behind! He is going to be sorely missed now that his husband is ending his second term as President! Hahaha! Bout spit my tea out on that one! I did NOT see that punch line coming! Careful now, we have precious snowflakes here that might think what you wrote is hate speech against transexuals instead of the joke that it is (which is also most likely true). Maybe the real reason Trump was elected is so that the male half of America could stare at Melania for four years. Shallow perhaps, yes, but eight years of Michelle has been painful for everyone. Of course, no one noticed that in order to be head-high with a horse, he would have to be standing on a box about eighteen inches high! (Putin is actually quite short from what Ive seen.) Check out the height of the guy (partially visible) standing behind him He is about average.belittling someone is part of propaganda. FDR, perhaps our greatest President was in a wheel chair. Jesus was only 5 ft 1! Jesus was a dwarf? Great catch! He probably has a massive Napoleon Complex. Pictures really are worth a thousand words. Cheers~ Vlads 5 7 tall The President Elect is 6 3 tall that will be an interesting first meeting when it happens LOL Native American men are not hairy. They are men! Ha! You have that right, so good point there! But Putins not Native American, and he definitely manscaped before this photo was taken. Just eww. And remember, manscaping is not primarily chest hair so double eww. I remember a former coworker, a lady from Indonesia or someplace around there, she told me they are born w/o body hair. I was surprised. So if Native Americans dont have hair it must mean they are the same race, although they supposedly came here from Mongolia. But maybe Mongolians or all Asians are hairless? Its interesting. I envy them! Also, Asians have the highest IQ. We Caucasians lose also there. *sigh* And we are an endangered species, there are countries in Europe where women have less than one child! Some Asians have facial hair. I am Vlads age, not Native American (Irish and Italian) and I dont have any hair on my chest. Its not THAT unusual! (Yes I am a man). Well, it IS that unusual, but not when we consider the deliberate feminization of men over the years by drenching our food and medicines with hormones. Why are so many women shaving their faces now? Waxing their moustaches? Etcetera. If you look up Putins photos, he goes shirtless a lot, and he wears his pants well below his belly button where, surprise! no hair there either. I dont doubt your masculinity one little bit, Im only pointing out the confusion and mashing together of sexes tptb have been deploying on us for, well, decades. This is social manipulation as well as scientific/biological manipulation, and its done on a massive scale. But the real truth is, and its one they cant deny, men will never lose their y chromosome and women will never gain one. We are what we are, as God and nature intended, and we will never be something else no matter how we identify, and thats a fact. Cheers, dear, to you and your bare chest. Am I right in the assumption that this article is a parodyits difficult to tell these days! Great comments! Yes, this article is a parody. Im a troll being paid for by the elite swamp. As long as the money goes to help the poor russian hookers. Thats a cause I can get behind. Wrong. selfnewspost is the propaganda organ of the fossil fuel industry. You are algore`s designated butt wiper. Ad homnems are an admission of defeat. Fossil fuel industry gets 5 trillion a year in subsidies for poisoning you ( millions die each year from pollution), which means you are paying to be damaged. So, you admit to being the butt wipe . This is a major smokescreen to take our attention away from the Pizzagate pedophile scandal. Its too much of a obvious lie to believe its why social media needs to censor us. LCharles14@yahoo.com You seem to get it. drop me an email. I like the information. and all this time i thought the msm was the fake news The fake news is in your head. I , too, are russkie propagandistky. All I can say is thisafter three years of writing for a Russian news outlet, I got NO hookers, not even a babushka! You guys at AP must have the inside line. With your first name Janet how were we to know? LOL I love it Dont you mean whirled peas? (Chuckle quietly). F-A-K-E: Finally, A Knowledge Expose. Exactly! They are engineering society to subvert Gods awesome, complimentary design. It is nice to see your avatar again lol Thanks for your input. As long as you tell them about the Russians, I have no problem with that. But whatever you do, dont let anybody know about the aliens! Careful, AP. Youre giving too much away. Who knows where all this confessioning may lead the Left to look. Shhhhhh. I must confess, I receive checks regularly from Pooty Poot since the Bush Regime. Im just here because i was sent by the almighty God Kek. Oh please, give me a break! Im no bigot, I come from a family of short men who are not metro-sexual manscapers like Putin, nor do they posture and puff out their chests with aggressive actions like Putin does. Ya know, its getting a little freaky-deaky out here when you cant say or write anything without some precious snowflake getting their wittle feelings hurt and their panties all in a bunch, screaming bigot!. Not to mention reading into those words way more than the writer or speaker intended and even jumping off cliffs with ridiculous accusations because of them. Thats on you, not me. Sticks and stones break bones, words are just words, and mine were not offensive against all short men, they were observational about someone who clearly fits the bill of this syndrome. The Napoleon Complex is called that for a reason, and the fact that you inferred I would lump all short men who happen to be leaders into this category is very telling in itself. Bigotry or being prone to it is a whole other animal than the words I chose my dear, and unless you know me personally, youre the bigot for incorrectly judging me and even adding to the words I wrote with your own empty deductions. Im sorry I hurt our feelings. I try to be gentle with the sensitive. You hurt nothing~ Im impervious to words, but I will always call out deceivers, make no mistake about that. . Ya know, its getting a little freaky-deaky out here when you cant say or write anything without some precious snowflake getting their wittle feelings hurt and their panties all in a bunch, screaming bigot!. Sounds to me like you are complaining about being mistreated.and then you project on back with bully talk. Denial/projection. I AM sorry I upset you tho words dont hurt youwink wink. You can try to turn tables on me, but it just wont work. Im calling you out as a deceiver and I already told you that, but I guess you forgot. No worries, I forgive you. No need to forgive; I have done nothing wrong. Perhaps you are the deceiver, calling others Luciferwhododoooooooooooooooooo..seriously, I would like an intelligent conversation but you seem unable to stop making accusations, tho none is true. Calling me a deceiver IS bully talk. I would like an intelligent conversation, too, but it takes two to dance that tango. I didnt come after you, you came after me, never forget that, so I have no idea why on earth you want to continue this conversation. So lets end it and agree to disagree. Were all in this together, and as long as were bickering with each other, were not exposing the real deceivers, the ones whose deceptions can actually do real harm. Waste-ington post hahahha. Such a deflating balloon. As is cnn 