The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly 'scored' a discarded recliner chair that 'someone was just throwing out' on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. 'It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore,' said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. 'It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean.' Meanwhile, Senegal officials reported that their nation has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since its president returned from a short stay in the Lincoln Bedroom. 