HarperCollins Publishers announced Monday that 24-year-old Islip, NY resident Gerard Dillow has accepted its offer of $250,000 to publish his Facebook status from 56 minutes ago, which reads, 'In it to win it, suckas.' 'We're confident that In It To Win It, Suckas will be a huge success when it hits stores next summer,' editorial director Edith Dalrymple said of the forthcoming hardcover, which will feature a 140-character forward by Shit My Dad Says author Justin Halpern. 'The fact that Gerard's status already has six 'likes' and seven commentsonly two of which are from himtells us this property has a solid built-in audience.' Dillow's book will be released just two weeks after the film IKEA QUEEN BED FRAME AND BOX SPRING!!!!!!!!!! REDUCED PRICE!!!!!!!, which was optioned from the popular Craigslist post. 