Excitedly pushing past each other as they gathered around the slightly soggy pile, a group of overjoyed local fifth-graders came across several perfectly good naked ladies lying right in the woods behind the baseball field, sources confirmed Tuesday. Whoa! Look at all of themyou can see everything! said wide-eyed 11-year-old Joshua Goldstein as he knelt down to closely inspect each one of the fully nude young women lying in a haphazard heap on the ground, before turning his attention to a large-breasted one left draped over a log. Sure, theyre a little dirty, and a couple of them look like theyre from the 70s, but after we dry them off theyll be perfect. Theyre still in pretty good shape! Who would just leave them lying out here like this? After concluding that their mothers might discover the nude women if they brought them home, the boys reportedly decided to tuck the naked ladies under some bushes and come back to look at them later. 