Looking for the perfect present for your kids? The selfnews presents its ultimate holiday gift guide for children ages 5 and up. Beats By Bl Engineered to the strict specifications of Canadian jazz-pop crooner Michael Bubl, these high-quality studio headphones provide exceptional clarity and tonal fidelity. Enjoy the audio precision demanded by the star of NBCs Michael Bubl: Home for the Holidays with the very same headphones worn by the adult contemporary master himself. Your favorite big band-pop renditions of timeless standards and Christmas classics never sounded so Bl-zing! Authentic Piece Of Porcelain From Yankee Stadium Urinal Own a part of Bronx Bombers history with an authentic chunk of a urinal pissed on by thousands of New York Yankees fans. Suitable for a shelf, desk, or display case. iPad Onesie Give your infant the attention she desires while sending out emails, keeping up with your favorite websites, and reading the latest bestsellers with this combination tablet computer and one-piece baby bodysuit. Your child will enjoy the gentle swipes and taps that outwardly seem to convey interest and maternal care while you enjoy the crystal clarity of Apples breathtaking Retina display! Dual-core processor; spit-up-proof. Bag Of Teeth And Pinecones Does that special someone on your list love pinecones, teeth, or both? Then this bags for you! Ideal for crafts and school projects. Also makes a great decoration when poured into a bowl. Mr. Mouth Your children will enjoy endless hours of fun with this anthropomorphic talking mouth! Mr. Mouths face is made of teeth, an upper lip forms his hair, and he walks around on his tongue. And youll never believe the wacky, wiseacre sayings that come out of his mouth-body! Open wide, its Mr. Mouth! OPEC Hoodie A high-quality, lightweight hooded sweatshirt with the official OPEC logo. Comfortable, durable, and stylish! Lego Tree Of Life Your kids will love envisioning the origins of the universe and pondering lifes deepest mysteries with this 256-piece Lego play-kit based on Terrence Malicks Palme dOr-winning film. Theyll have fun helping Lego Jack as he questions God and existence both in his suburban 1950s living room and as he wanders a sparse Lego-desert landscape. Features 27 Lego figurines, including both 11-year-old Jack and the disillusioned adult version of himself, microbial organisms, black holes, and a constructible mosquito-control truck that sprays a fake DDT mist, just like the real movie! 