Upon learning that you cannot go swimming with everyone else because you left your bathing suit at home, local pool owner Gary McGill, 41, offered to loan you some swim trunks that have touched his penis countless times, sources confirmed Tuesday. Oh, dont worry about itout in the pool house Ive got an extra pair whose thin, absorbent netting has tightly cupped my genitalia on many occasions, said McGill, adding that he had been lending the swimsuit out to guests all summer and that it was really no trouble at all. Yep, go in there and look for the orange ones that always cling to my wet, bare ass and have to be peeled off when Im done. Theyve been rubbing right up against my penis and the penises of several other people for the past two months. Ill see you in the pool, buddy! At press time, reports confirmed you had chosen to go swimming with your groin enmeshed in a garment full of someone elses scrotal skin cells. 