Local resident Randy Paltz's two-year home-brewing phase finally came to its long-overdue conclusion Tuesday. 'Thank God, it's over at last,' said Andrea Longo, girlfriend of the 33-year-old beer aficionado. 'Every few weeks, he'd make a big production about his latest 'Paltz's Signature Brew.' It all tasted the samelike really thick, shitty beer.' Friend Tim Traschel also expressed relief, saying, 'Now I can actually go to his house and bring some Michelob without getting a lecture about the low quality of hops in commercial beers.' 