STRENGTHS: Has given NFL $3 million in fine money prior to game so he can feel free to tackle helmet-first anytime he wants, which shows good strategic thinking; good at murder; plays Steeler football, whatever the hell that means WEAKNESSES: Steelers need him so bad that its a little pathetic; family pit bull only bit him after he bit pit bull first; can be lured offsides by the color red, shiny objects, or human food DISLIKES: Rules, other people DEGREE: M.S., mathematics and quantum mechanics, University of Cambridge REDEEMING QUALITY: Headhunts for the thrill, not for the money NEXT: Troy Polamalu 