Ravens Head Coach Strength: Marginally less of an asshole than his asshole brother; Incredibly mobile on the sideline; Received better genetic balance between his fathers competitiveness and his mothers ability not to whine and tantrum and throw fits Weakness: Always calls his brother before big games to wish him good luck and tell him every detail of the Ravens weekly game plan; Never worked up the courage to tell Ray Lewis what to do; Has thing for shitty quarterbacks Favorite Medium For Drawing Up New Plays: Watercolors Style: Blue-collar lunkhead Most Annoying Habit: Constantly asks referee how much time is left in the game Shouting Style: Explosive Strategy: Let 49ers win so Jim doesnt act like a complete fucking baby for the rest of his life NEXT: Ray Lewis 