Santa Threatens to Cancel Christmas with a Creepy Global Warming Video Aimed at KidsKimberly Paxton Santa Claus himself has presented the terrible news. A rather alarming-looking, dirty Santa Claus is filmed in a dark room, uttered the words in such a grim, funereal tone that you almost expect to see the muzzle of a terrorists gun pointed at his head from the edge of your screen, forcing him to make the shocking claims. This disgusting piece of kid-targeted propaganda has been brought to you by Greenpeace, as part of their offensive Save Santas Home campaign, sure to terrify little children around the globe into lowering their wee carbon footprints. Greenpeace, of course, refuses to let the facts get in the way of a good story. They fail to take into account that polar ice is actually at a 35-year high as of last Saturday. In fact, Antartica just noted the lowest temperature ever recorded on the planet 135.8 degrees Farenheit. The global warming flag-wavers at Greenpeace deserve a huge lump of coal in their stockings this Christmas. But theyd better not burn itbecause that will cause even more polar ice cap deterioration. Kimberly Paxton is a staff writer for the Daily Sheeple, where this first appeared. She is based out of upstate New York. RELATED ARTICLE: 