Sources confirmed Friday that its time to cut the shit and hand over the goddamn Pulitzer Prize already. According to visibly frustrated officials with extensive knowledge of the situation, weve been beating around the bush long enough and were done playing around, so lets go, hand over the fucking thing. Now. You know what, sources added, fine, dont give us the fucking award, keep it, we dont care, we never wanted your stupid piece-of-shit prize anyway. Christ, sources concluded, this has all been very humiliating. Fuck. 