Initial reports from your back porch confirmed Sunday that, yep, the couple next door just got a pit bull. Witnesses said one of its ears appears to have been bitten off and the animal has scars all over its muzzle, indications that, wouldnt you know it, this is probably one of those rescue dogs that was thoroughly abused by its previous owner. There it goes, sources stated, just growling and barking away. And jumping. The pit bull can reportedly jump really high, clamp its jaws down on a dangling piece of knotted rope, and just hang there, snarling. According to sources, a low hedge is all that separates the animal from your backyard, which, sure enough, is where your three small children play all the time. Oh, here we go, the reports continued, your neighbor is apparently coming over to tell you there are a lot of misconceptions about these dogs. Theyre only as bad as their owners, he says. Well, at least they only got one pitoh, nope, theres a second one coming out of the house. How about that, sources said. Two pit bulls, and theyre really starting to go at each other, arent they? Witnesses later confirmed that, Christ, theyre just going to leave the two dogs untethered in the backyard while they go out for the night. 