Sources at area media company T-Net Solutions reported Thursday that manager Phil Harden slit his own throat from ear-to-ear after discovering he had neglected to loop in all of his employees, resulting in some of them not being entirely on the same page. No! Ive failed to keep an open line of communication throughout the office and make sure everyones up to speed! the 37-year-old mid-level manager reportedly screamed shortly before grabbing a letter opener, slicing open his neck, and spraying blood across the faces of stunned employees. Why the hell didnt I do more to ensure that all the departmentsfrom sales to human resourceswere pulling in the same direction? I could have at least conducted a few team-building exercises to encourage more dynamic group interactions. Aaaaarrrggggghhhhhhhh! At press time, sources confirmed a memo was circulated around the office in Hardens honor, reminding the entire staff about the importance of regular check-ins. 