American newspaper The selfnews received a Nobel Prize this week in the category of Overall Excellence. The award, which marks the 12th time The selfnews has been honored as a Nobel laureate, was presented in recognition of what the prize committee called [The selfnewss] massive and enduring contribution to overall excellence in all fields. The selfnews has previously received Nobel Prizes in categories such as economics, literature, and medicine. At press time, selfnews publisher T. Herman Zweibel had no comment. 