Following a news update on the depopulation of honeybees across North America and much of the world, it suddenly dawned on local bank teller Keith Orlander Tuesday that he, personally, was responsible for the dramatic and theretofore unexplained disappearance of the insects. 'Boy, come to think of it, I guess I have been killing millions of bees lately,' said Orlander, recalling 'an awful lot' of instances in which he drove his truck into a hive or killed a couple thousand bees at a picnic. 'It's obvious when you stop to think about it, but until now I never really put two and two together.' Racked with guilt, Orlander pledged to immediately set loose the 40 million bees he's been keeping in a jar in his basement. 