Noting that shes always present for recording sessions and has been increasingly vocal about the groups musical direction, disgruntled bandmates of Rivers Cuomo privately complained this week that the singers wife, Kyoko Ito, is becoming the fifth Weezer. There are only four Weezersthe Weezers in this bandand the last time I checked, Kyoko is not a Weezer, complained longtime guitarist Brian Bell, who is known to fans as the Hot Weezer, just as Cuomo is famously the Sensitive Weezer, Patrick Wilson is the Funny Weezer, and Scott Shriner is the Shy Weezer. As far as Im concerned, wives come and go, but Weezers are forever. And if Rivers doesnt realize that, then maybe he just doesnt understand what being a Weezer is all about. At press time, an increasingly frustrated Bell had reportedly announced plans to split off from the group and pursue projects as a solo Weezer. 