@selfnewsSports wasted its time on the first round of the NFL Draft so you didn't have to. Welcome to selfnews Sports live coverage of the annual NFL Rookie Crapshoot selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 25, 2013 BREAKING: Andy Reid Trades First Overall Pick For Bite Of Bacon Double Cheeseburger onion.com/14TJOp6 #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Roger Goodell has walked on stage to a chorus of boos from fans, players, and his family #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Roger Goodell greeting every player on stage with customary hug and gentle kiss on the neck #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Kansas City Chiefs really wishing they hadn't waited until last minute to choose number one pick #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Left tackle Eric Fisher already getting annoyed by Roger Goodell's 'Bust' chant #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Eric Fisher currently only human being in country wearing Chiefs cap #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Sources: New Jaguar Luke Joeckel just whispered 'Kill me' while embracing Commissioner Goodell #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 The bumbling Raiders accidentally traded up into the 7th round of the 2012 NFL Draft #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Dion Jordan is just too skinny, report nation's moms #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Controversial Pick As Cleveland Browns Select Dzhokhar Tsarnaev From UMass Dartmouth | More #NFLDraft Coverage onion.com/Vi94gt selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Woody Allen In Line To Hug Jonathan Cooper For Some Reason #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 4 Bags Of Cocaine Currently In Michael Irvin's Jacket Pocket #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 NFL Network Footage Reveals Deion Sanders Should Not Be Conducting Interviews #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Dee Milliner Joins In With Obnoxious Jets Fans By Booing Jets #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 San Diego Now Has 9 Minutes That You'll Never Get Back Left On Clock #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Joe Namath Blown By 8 Rockettes So Far #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Jets Back On The Clock, Have 10 Minutes To Determine How To Completely Fuck Up Their Pick #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Berman, Gruden, Kiper Clearly Watching Heat Game Offscreen #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Raiders Excited About New Dead Draft Pick #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Sources: Bills Want To Move Up To Select TMU's JD McCoy #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 UPDATE: Drunken Joe Namath Removed From Radio City Music Hall By NFL Security #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Roger Goodell Announces Geno Smith Sucks And No One Should Draft Him #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Deion Sanders, Marshall Faulk, Rich Eisen, Michael Irvin All Talking At Same Time For Past Hour #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Saints Pick Kenny Vaccaro Whispers 'I've Murdered 3 Women' Into Roger Goodell's Ear #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Roger Goodell: Crucifictorius To Play This Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Bills Fans Actually Excited About Former Backup For Christian Ponder #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 James Harrison Bursts Onto Stage, Disembowels Jarvis Jones #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Manti Te'o Only Draft Attendee Sitting In Metropolitan Opera House #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Ben Roethlisberger Pulls Out To Check Who Steelers Drafted In First Round #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Mel Kiper Jr. Caught Checking Out Draft Prospect's Penis On Highlight Reel #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Roger Goodell Fines Military Representatives For Uniform Violations #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Indianapolis Colts: 'You Know What, Fuck It, We're Drafting Academy Award Winner Jack Nicholson' #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Jesus Christ, Fine, 'The selfnews' Drafts Geno Smith With 27th Pick In #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Homeless Man Slaps Geno Smith In Face #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 Geno Smith Thrown Away By Custodian #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 One Gunshot Heard Outside Radio City Music Hall #GenoSmith #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 OSN ANALYSIS: NFL Ties All-Time Record Of 32 Picks In Tonights First Round #NFLDraft selfnews Sports Network (@selfnewsSports) April 26, 2013 