Sources confirmed Wednesday that local high school sophomore Jeffrey Levine, 16, is oblivious to the fact that he is currently engaged in an intense and continuous no-holds-barred competition with classmate Eric Nelson, the son of his parents friends. Unbeknownst to Levine, he has reportedly been embroiled in the cutthroat rivalry since 2005, when his parents met Nelsons parents at a PTA meeting, and the two families became friendly. According to sources, the relentless struggle has grown slowly over the years, gradually encompassing all areas of the unwitting Levines lifehis school work, his extra-curricular activities, and even his social life. My parents just had dinner with Erics parents the other day and seemed to have a pretty good time, said Levine, utterly unaware that his parents spent the entire meal rigorously gauging every one of the 16-year-old Nelsons accomplishments from the past year against those of their own son. When they got home they talked a lot about Eric. Apparently hes been doing well in school lately. Dad says hes a good soccer player, too, Levine added. Despite noticing that his parents mention Erics name around the house a lot, Levine is said to have never once realized that virtually every single thing he does is immediately measured against what Nelson has done. Nor has Levine recognized how even the way he looks and dresses is ruthlessly comparedby his own mother and fatherto the way Nelson looks and dresses. Reports also indicate Levine doesnt realize he is, at press time, badly losing the game of brutal one-upmanship he has no idea hes playing. I think my parents want Eric and I to start hanging out, because when Eric joined the debate team, they sort of talked me into joining too, said Levine, who remains totally ignorant of his parents merciless comparison of the two teens debate performances and their respective number of trophiesa scrutiny matched only by their critiques of the boys standardized-test scores and girlfriends. Mom even seemed a little disappointed when I quit, as if she were worried Eric and I wouldnt stay friends anymore. Anyway, I think Im better off working on the newspaper instead, added Levine, an activity his parents are completely unable to form an opinion on because Nelson doesnt participate in it. Levine is expected to remain unknowingly locked in the intense matchup with Nelson through the remainder of high school, with the contest likely decided by a ruthless judgment of their college acceptances. Experts agree, however, that the rivalry is likely to continue long after, with Levines career, house, wife, and children all entering the fray without him ever knowing it. Despite Levines obliviousness, Eric Nelson told reporters he is entirely aware of the competition between the two and enjoys the fact that he is winning big-time. 