Claiming that the eatery was already generating a buzz among locals with its East Meets Mex flavors, owners of the Bento Burrito location on Shattuck Avenue explained to reporters Tuesday how their new restaurant offers a totally unwanted twist on Mexican cuisine. Youll find all your favorite Mexican dishes on our menu, but with completely unnecessary alterations that no one wants or has ever once asked for, said Bento Burrito founder Alex Cochran, noting that as part of the restaurants efforts to make arbitrary, superfluous Japanese substitutions, patrons would have no choice but to eat their house-made tortilla chips with wasabi instead of salsa. Enchiladas are a delicious traditional Mexican standard, so theres no need to add pickled ginger to them, but thats exactly what we did. Or if youre looking for lighter fare, simply stop in and shake your head at our tacos that come topped with a wholly uncalled-for pile of bean sprouts. Cochran encouraged residents to check out the restaurants menu online, guaranteeing that every customer would be 100 percent infuriated by item names ranging from Teriyaquitos to Sake-ritas. 