According to publisher HarperCollins, 82-year-old actor Clint Eastwoods new autobiography, IWhere Youre Alive And TheyYou Write A Book About You, will be released this October, just in time for the holiday book-buying season. When you writeits just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and hesbut you know aboutI remember 50 years ago, reads an excerpt from a chapter titled You See The Past And It Doesnt Hurt, I Dont Know. They were saying, but I thoughtpeople in your own life were something to be thought aboutand they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great. My mom was crying, I was crying, and my dadand I haventbut I thought, yeah, and Million Dollar Baby was then, the excerpt continues. You do that. Press materials from HarperCollins confirmed the 750-page volume chronicles Eastwoods upbringing in Northern California (I was born, and uhuhuh), his personal life as a husband and father (Kids are kids now, and that is a thing that weand I think a lot about that), and his long, storied career in Hollywood (You make movies, and then they make them, and then they get made). In addition, a HarperCollins publicist told reporters that Eastwood writes about his political leanings in the chapter My Time As Mayor, And Listen Here Because This Is Important, And Then You Go And They Go And Everyone Goes, And Youre Writing On The Computer Now, And Small Government Bailouts In Nice Weather, The Academy Award Was, And You Think: Global Warmings A Problem. The book also reportedly includes an intimate portrayal of Eastwoods mother, Margaret. So Ive got my mom sitting here, and heres this terrific woman, a great galand I just saw Jon Voightand it was great, it was nice, people were talking and did I mention Jon Voight because he should be in here, in the book that is, Eastwood writes. But I think its just important you realizemovies are being made with you in them. At least thats what people think, and thats okay. Right? the book continues. Representatives from HarperCollins said Eastwoods autobiography will be available in hardcover or digital for $29.95. 