Despite having spent eight of the last 10 days in his classmates living room playing Xbox alongside him, local 12-year-old Michael Cutler admitted to reporters Wednesday that he couldnt even venture a guess as to what the boys name is. Jeez, I could describe what he looks like, but honestly I dont know if Ive ever caught his name. Sam? Aaron, maybe? Cutler said, noting that based on casual observations, he could recall that the fellow sixth-graders Xbox Live account is batman672, he has a turtle, and he completely flips his shit when you accidentally shoot him in Call Of Duty. It might be Justin. I know theres a Justin there, Im just not sure if its his house or hes one of the other guys who also comes over to play Xbox after school. There are a few Erics in my grade, too, so theres a decent chance it could be Eric, but thats really a total shot in the dark. Cutler added, however, that if asked, he could easily name each of the 21 games his friend owns as well as every variety of snack food in his pantry. 