Defending their newly acquired wideout Brandon Marshall, multiple members of the Chicago Bears organization came forward this week claiming they would want him on their side in a barroom brawl with a woman. 'Brandons had his troubles, but at the end of the day hes absolutely the kind of guy you could count on punching any number of women in the face if you needed him to,' said Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who admitted that hes still learning what it takes to beat a woman like a leader in the NFL. 'At the end of the day, its about trust. And I, personally, trust Brandon to do whatever number of horrifyingly brutal things to women this team needs of him.' Marshalls dedication will be a welcome addition to the Chicago offense, considering its defense is already anchored by Brian Urlacher, known across the NFL for never backing down when verbally abusing the mother of his son. 