Saying that an insincere feminine touch would do him a world of good, sources confirmed Monday that local man Jeff Cooper needs the type of emotional support only a woman can feign. Ive tried to be there to manufacture support and understanding for Jeff, but theres only so much sympathy a regular friend can fakehe needs the convincing facade of tenderness and compassion of someone special, said the 44-year-olds longtime friend Peter Shaw, adding that, while he is always there to pretend to listen to Cooper, it simply isnt the same as a womans fabricated affection. He could really use the plausible facsimile of care and understanding of a woman to help get him back up on his feet. I think it would really pick him up. Shaw added that seeing his friend in such a state makes him all the more thankful for the illusion of warmth and love he goes home to every night. 