New head coach Bill O'Brien held an introductory press conference Saturday in which he explicitly promised to never, ever uphold the traditions and values now equated with Penn State football. 'I'm very familiar with the principles established within this program, and I can assure everyone out there that those will be completely wiped away,' O'Brien said sternly, adding that legacy, history, and culture are also very important things for a new coach to restart from scratch. 'If Joe Paterno taught us anything in his 46 years hereyou know what, on second thought, let's just remember that football has been played here for a long time, and continuing to play football is something I feel strongly about.' O'Brien then spent a full minute shaking his head, sighing loudly, and occasionally rubbing his temples, before turning his attention back to reporters and saying, 'This is really going to suck, isn't it?' 