According to White House sources, President Bush has not allowed his new Wilson official NFL leather game football to leave his sight since he received it as a gift last week. 'The president has that ball with him everywhere he goes,' Vice-President Dick Cheney said Monday. 'The way he pump-fakes it in the Oval Office is really distracting.' Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has threatened to take the ball away and lock it in his desk if he sees it at the table during another goddamned cabinet meeting. 