According to a study published Monday in The Journal Of Experimental Biology, a rare species of tree frog found only in a small section of the Amazon rainforest may give hope to millions suffering fromoh, wait, forget it. It's extinct. 'A biochemical compound present solely in this species could be used to create an inexpensive, readily available medication that will all but eliminate the devastatingwait, what?' said Dr. Prianka Chadha, a research biologist at George Mason University and lead author of the likely Nobel Prizewinningwell, probably not now. 'Really? All of them? Shit.' Chadha urged the public not to lose hope, because her research team is prepared to clone the gene responsible for the frog's curativeoops, scratch that. They just had their funding pulled. 