While announcing Sundays Super Bowl XLVII matchup between the Ravens and the 49ers, CBS sportscaster Phil Simms reportedly spent the majority of the championship broadcast praising New Orleans burgeoning sex trade. You know, Jim, every time we make our way down to The Big Easy, I am consistently impressed by the professionalism, flexibility, and general hospitality displayed by the sex workers of this fine city, said Simms during the first quarter of Sundays championship game, effusively praising New Orleans accommodating and spunky prostitutes as co-announcer Jim Nantz frantically attempted to shift the conversation to Baltimores run defense. And talk about variety! One girl, two girls, black, Asian, elderly: whatever you want, wherever you want. I tell you, weve had such a great time in this town, its really going to be tough to say goodbye. According to viewers of the Super Bowl telecast, Simms then went on to describe in graphic detail the bargain anilingus session he had enjoyed that morning, ultimately forcing producers to cut his microphone. 