According to reports, the vast majority of Americans have attention spans so low they stopped reading this very article several words ago. This news in briefyes, this very one youre looking at right nowis only five measly sentences long, but people cant even handle that, said, ah, why even attribute the quote to a source, since everyone by this point is just half-scanning the page in disinterested incomprehension, if even that. Now that were into the third sentence, nobodys made it this far, Im sure. You could put whatever you want in this spaceyou might as well just type out a stream of unrelated words like walrus, cauliflower, robot, bucketand no one will notice. As of press time, a nuclear bomb just went off in your hometown and everyone you love is dying, just seeing if you were still reading, didnt think so, okay, see ya. 