An article in the latest issue of the journal Nature revealed that the fabled 'Giant Mouse Of Tacoma' is actually a baby kangaroo. 'An infant kangaroo, which likely either escaped from a wooden crate or was delivered by a comically intoxicated stork, infiltrated the local ecosystem, causing great embarrassment to area cats and their deeply traumatized, bag-wearing sons,' the report stated. 'In any event, no mouse of any size can balance on its tail while vigorously kicking an adult cat with its feet.' A similar report suggested that the love interest of much-feared Parisian 'Polecat de Pew' may actually be an ordinary housecat accidentally painted with a white stripe. 