Area motorist Moe Balaczs is not showing any signs of weight loss, suppurating lesions, dementia, blindness, or any other grave maladies two weeks after maiming an 83-year-old Gypsy woman with his Ford Excursion. 'I have to tell you, it's a relief to suffer no repercussions after dragging a wizened crone in a black babushka under my truck for a block and a half,' said Balaczs, who did not report the accident in an effort to escape arcane retaliation. 'I really thought I'd be vomiting scorpions and weeping centipedes by now.' Balaczs added that, now that the old superstitions about curses and 'evil eyes' have been proven to be wives' tales, he will not be concerned about running over old gypsy women in the future. 