Standing in the dim subterranean facility in which he had spent the better part of his peak work years, deeply frustrated Iranian scientist Ali Khatami told reporters today that the recent Iran-U.S. nuclear accords have forced him to shutter the project he has wasted 12 years of his life12 goddamned yearsdeveloping. Perfect! Lets just flush a decade of my life down the drain, then, shall we? Khatami said as he angrily typed a code into a nearby computer to power down over 8,000 P-2 centrifuges he reportedly squandered countless nights diligently overseeing. Do those assholes even know how hard it is to enrich uranium? How much I sacrificed? I never married, Im prematurely gray, and now guess what? The prime of my life is gone forever. Unbelievable. This countrys going to fucking hell, man. The nuclear physicist then paused, sighed, and wondered if he might realistically find work in Yemen. 