Expressing His hope that the contribution would assist efforts to find a cure for the devastating disease, the Lord Our God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, confirmed Thursday that He had pledged $5,000 to the American Cancer Society to help fund ongoing research. I have the means, so I can afford to give a little bit of money to support such an important cause, said He Who Commanded Light to Shine Out of the Darkness, describing the contribution as the very least [He] could do in the fight against the disease that causes more than 8 million deaths annually. Now, obviously a $5,000 donation isnt going to just make the cure appear by itself. Clearly, theres no magic bullet for this thing. But every little bit helps. And knowing I might be making a small difference in the life of some kid with leukemia or mom with breast cancer just makes me feel like I did my part. The Divine Creator of Life, Heaven, and Earth told reporters that if the timing works out, He also plans to participate in a 10K benefit run for Hodgkin lymphoma this fall. 