Area resident Brian Whitford had 'the best friggin' time' writing his will, the 29-year-old disclosed Monday. 'That was so awesome, dividing up my DVDs and shit,' said Whitford upon completion of the bequest portion. 'I even got to give [former college roommate Steve] Krollner a big 'fuck you' by leaving him nothing but that one Phish CD I used to play all the time that he hated.' Whitford, who left most of his possessions to members of his family, bequeathed girlfriend Cindy Meijer his prized collection of vintage 1977 McDonaldland glasses. 