Following yesterdays firing of head coach Brady Hoke, fans of the University of Michigan football team confirmed Wednesday that they are simply thankful the program is no longer relevant enough to be completely humiliated on a national stage. Its actually a relief to know that our years of total mediocrity basically preclude us from being crushed in front of millions of people during some sort of big-time game, said 26-year-old Joseph Reilly, one of thousands of Michigan fans who admitted to taking some comfort in the programs insignificance, as it virtually ensures they will not have to be thoroughly embarrassed during an ABC or ESPN primetime broadcast in the near future. At this point, were so far removed from the national picture that were almost immune to being on the receiving end of a huge blowout during a major bowl game. Honestly, Im just glad were so much of an afterthought that were at least free to disgrace ourselves in relative obscurity. Reached for comment, members of the Michigan athletic department told reporters they are equally thankful the programs fall from prominence has drastically lessened the pressure to get the next coaching hire right. 