According to a just-released report, Tampa resident Phillip Washburn and girlfriend Jennifer Healy badly need to talk. 'Despite the seemingly solid nature of the couples relationship,' the report read, 'Washburn and Healy need to get some things straight and determine just where things stand right now. They also need to figure out exactly where theyre headed.' If the couple fails to talk, they face possible breakup, redistribution of personal items, and an undetermined period of involuntary abstinence. 