God confirmed Monday that He has misplaced His special decision-making coin. 'I have no idea where I put it,' a visibly distraught God said of the coin, which He has used for more than four billion years to determine everything from the direction of breezes to genocides. 'I remember flipping it last night for [Monroe, MI, couple Mark and Patti Brenton's] attempt at conception, but I haven't seen it since.' God said He hopes to locate the coin before 7:15 a.m. Thursday, when United Flight 251 takes off from Seattle with actress Dixie Carter on board. 