Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine announced at a press conference Thursday that the Red Sox suck total shit this year and confirmed his hatred of every fucking player on the weak-ass team. Ugh, the Red Sox are such a shitty-ass team and the franchise sucks dick, said Valentine, adding that Boston is an incredibly shitty place to live. Weve got a bunch of puss-bags out there. The fans are fucking assholes, and Fenway is a disgusting ballpark that I hope gets torn down. At press time, Bobby Valentine said he sucks shit, too. 