Defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, suspended five games by the NFL for stomping on the head and kicking the face of Cowboys center Andre Gurode last Sunday, issued a statement this morning saying he 'just wanted to make absolutely sure [Gurode] was dead for good.' 'The Titans pay me to do one thing out therekill anyone who gets in my way,' said Haynesworth, who is serving the longest suspension for on-field actions in league history for his attempted murder. 'Doing a thorough job is just good fundamentals On your first day of high-school ball, they tell you football's no more than blocking, tackling, and bodily assault with the intent to commit homicide.' League officials have suggested that Haynesworth's suspension also include anger-management therapy and a refresher course in the rules and principles of football. 