With the majority of precincts reporting, sources are now confirming that one of those fucking guysone of the ones who wore a suit on television and talked a lothas won the New Hampshire primary, beating five or six of the fuckers he was up against. 'To be honest, I don't really know which one of those cocksuckers I voted for, but I think it was the asshole with the hair,' New Hampshire resident Pete Harris told reporters. 'I cant remember his name, but he was the only one who looked me in the eye and didn't immediately make me want to throw up.' Following announcement of the results, sources said one of the assholes is probably considering dropping out, another one is probably continuing on, and who really gives a flying fuck? 