According to sources who dont see why he cant just step on the gas and get a move on already, a local taxi driver was apparently just taking his sweet time as if his passenger werent 10 goddamned minutes late for a Color Me Mine pottery party. I told you to take the freeway, mancmon, Im going to be super late, said passenger Alan Tate to the taxi driver, who either didnt know or just flat-out didnt care that the paint-your-own-pottery party that Tate was on his way to was already underway and would likely run out of Midnight Black glaze within minutes. Please, please, please just hurry up, okay? Its really important. At press time, well, there go Tates chances of painting an entire bouquet of ceramic Funky Flowers. 