Extensive focus-group testing results released Monday by the marketing firm of Hayes, Loesser & Falk revealed that an overwhelming 95 percent of Americans are sick of being asked questions and would like to go home as soon as possible. 'We were surprised by the results,' Hayes, Loesser & Falk vice-president Thomas Mondrian said. 'Our focus-group data, designed to capture a representative cross-section of the population, indicates that 19 out of 20 Americans never expected the testing to go on for this long and want us to finish the hell up and let them out of the office.' Based upon the new information, Mondrian predicted a major shift in corporate advertising campaigns. 'In the future,' he said, 'you're going to see a lot more products with slogans such as 'Chevrolet: You Can Leave Now' and 'Hormel Chili Is Done Asking You Questions.'' 