49ers Quarterback Strength: Lack of NFL experience still allows him capacity to move, use brain; Tattoos of realistic muscle definition make arms look huge; Uncanny ability to take advantage of someone being injured and steal their career Weakness: Tall, brunette, weak-side blitzing linebackers; Still hasnt introduced himself to everyone in offensive huddle; Before this month, best known as MVP of 2008 Humanitarian Bowl Favorite Play (in order): Read-option, read-option, read-option, read-option, read-option Skills: Pinpoint flexing accuracy; At this rate, will deplete entire turbo meter by third game of 2013 season Flaws: Makes Jim Harbaugh look like a goddamn genius Elusiveness: Used mobility and speed to evade Chicago Cubs Passing: Shit, no, hes taking off again Favorite Tattoo: Little butterfly on lower back NEXT: Michael Crabtree 