Calling the old spelling 'totally lame,' the Kansas legislature voted Monday to change the state's name to 'Cannsas,' effective immediately. ''Kansas' with a 'K' was just so boring,' said Gov. Bill Graves, writing 'Cannsas' over and over on a looseleaf binder. 'It looks way cooler with the 'C' and two 'N's. It's almost like it's foreign or something.' The move is believed to have been motivated by a similar move last year by the state of Kentuckki. 