Pulling the congressman aside Wednesday and sitting him down in his office, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) reportedly told his likely successor, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), that he had once been young and beautiful too. There was a time when I had that youthful glow and that glimmer in my eye, just like you; but time passes, and alas, it takes its toll, said Boehner as he gently brushed the back of his hand along Ryans cheek and recalled how he had, years earlier, possessed unspoiled good looks, an innocent charm and energy, and a popularity among his party much the same as that of his heir apparent. You might not believe it looking at this old, withered shell sitting before you now, but back so many years ago in 2011, I was no different than youa bright young thing that every Republican congressman wanted to be seen around Washington with. But that doesnt last forever, my child. Once that pretty face fades and the magic melts away, they have no use for you in this businessnone at all. At press time, a single tear was rolling down Boehners cheek after the Speaker turned away in disgust from the wizened, timeworn face he glimpsed in a wall-mounted mirror. 