According to a statement released Tuesday by the American Academy of Pediatrics, the babies born in 2011 have thus far been the ugliest on record since 1981. 'Although all newborns look a little freaky to some extent, this year's batch is, regrettably, particularly grotesque,' AAP president Dr. Marion Burton said. 'They have the stubbiest ears, the creepiest little toesreally, I can't do their repulsiveness justice in words. I'm just glad I'm not a parent who has to bring one of these mutts home. Jesus Christ.' Burton said this revolting lot stood in stark contrast to the 2006 newborns, which were the sexiest he'd ever seen. 