According to an announcement Tuesday by the Surgeon Generals office, the cinnamon challengea new fad in which teens attempt to swallow spoonfuls of cinnamon without watermay be hazardous to pansy-ass teens who arent cool enough to handle it. Spice-induced choking and aspiration cases can result in coughing, vomiting, and, in severe cases, pneumonia when undertaken by a total pussy who clearly has never been laid, said U.S. Surgeon General Regina M. Benjamin, adding that lame little bitches who probably arent popular and will never be popular should refrain from inhaling powdered tree bark. It is the recommendation of this office that if youre not the type of person who will cry home to mommy because of a little toxic exposure to cinnamic aldehyde, you should take the challenge. Everyone else is doing it. Benjamin went on to say, Come on, itll be hilarious. 