Thryssskmsss, a 2-year-old barn funnel weaver spider, confided to friends Wednesday that she isnt sure shes ready for 3,000 children at this point in her life. Theres so much I want to doexplore the worlds dark cracks, visit the drainpipes, see what its like to eat a dragonflybut I cant do those things if Ive got several hundred spiderlings clinging to every leg, the spider said from the eaves of her Columbus home. If I had 3,000 hungry mandibles to feed, Id be in the web catching flies all day, and thats just not where Im at right now. Thryssskmsss added that she expects one day shell be ready to settle down and find a nice male to mate with and then devour. 