Area resident Darnell Tanner was granted three wishes Monday when he discovered and captured Reform Party presidential candidate Ross Perot in a magic pea patch. 'I was just walking along when I saw something rustling among a clump of leaves,' Tanner said. 'I went closer, and there was Ross Perot, helping a group of tiny bees sprinkle fairy dust. I picked him up, and he told me I could have anything I wanted.' According to Tanner, who has spent his first wish on a 50-foot yacht, the Texas billionaire's only condition was that he may never reveal the location of the secret pea patch. 'Perot said that if I told anyone, I'd lose all my wishes and be banned from Pretty Pixie Land forever,' Tanner said. 'He also told me that it's time the American people had a government that worked for them.' 