49ers Head Coach Strength: Army of large men who will do whatever he says; Innovative play screamer; One of the NFLs best at picking quarterbacks, unpicking quarterbacks, picking other quarterbacks Strategy: Always scripts first 15 outbursts of game; balances offense with mix of throwing tantrums and running mouth off about officiating Clipboard Holding Style: Inverse Lancaster Feelings On Making It To First Super Bowl: Absolutely furious Childhood Hero: Jim Harbaugh Best NFL Memory: Being backup for Ryan Leaf on 2000 Chargers team Coaching Idol: 3rd-century obsidian sculpture of serpentine clock management god Hat Size: Only wears flex-fit hats to allow room for rage-swelling Style: Physical, smash-mouth bitching at referees NEXT: Colin Kaepernick 