Wichita Gas & Electric payroll secretary Patti Smolensk has thoroughly irritated coworkers with her habit of prefacing all nouns with 'quite the,' WG&E sources reported Monday. 'She said, 'That's quite the mug you've got there' when I walked into the breakroom with a snowman-shaped mug,' file clerk Cassie Taylor said. 'And on Monday, she was talking about how she threw 'quite the shindig' over the weekend.' Said sales representative Dianne White, whom Smolensk called 'quite the sleepyhead' when she recently showed up half an hour late for work: 'I'm gonna give her quite the punch in the face if she doesn't knock it off.' 