As the federal government shutdown enters its second week, a recent CBS News/New York Times poll revealed Monday that an overwhelming majority of Americans just cant find it in their hearts to blame congressmen for the ongoing impasse, especially not with those adorable little faces of theirs. Im obviously upset that our elected officials cant work together to figure out a reasonable budget resolution, but honestly, how could you ever stay mad at those cutie pies? said 46-year-old Silver Spring, MD resident Daniel Hadler, one of the 78 percent of Americans who want to pinch congressmen and women right on their big chubby cheeks, while a further 91 percent said they would love to put the lawmakers between two slices of bread and just eat them right up. Have you ever seen anything so precious in your whole life? I mean, look at themdressed up in their little suits with their big-boy ties on, huffing and puffing around the Capitol building. You cant be angry when your hearts practically melting. At press time, 94 percent of Americans were about to lash out at the legislative branch, but after taking one look at Congressman Ken Calverts sweet punim, decided that all they could do was pick the little guy up, squeeze him tight, and give him a big, sloppy kiss on the cheek. 