Calling the tense confrontation both incredibly harsh and uncomfortable to sit through, a stunned crowd gathered in St. Peters Square Tuesday confirmed that they overheard Pope Francis being viciously bitched out by God. Wow, Hes really laying into him, said Vatican City resident Sofia Caratti as she and hundreds of other individuals positioned near an open window in the Papal Apartments listened in on the leader of the Catholic Church being mercilessly raked over the coals by a furious Heavenly Father. Hes actually yelling. And the popes just sitting there taking it. WhoaHe just told the pope to either get your shit together or take a walk. I really cant believe theyre doing this with everyone within earshotdont they realize that we can hear everything? When reached for comment, the Supreme Deity declined to discuss the nature of the altercation with his subordinate, telling reporters to mind [their] own fucking business. 