Promising to 'change the way people think about surrendering possession,' Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Mike Tice told reporters Saturday that he is currently developing an innovative new turnover for the 2012 season. 'Right now we're calling it a double-reverse fumble, but honestly that doesn't capture how truly revolutionary this turnover is,' said Tice, who advised skeptics to 'forget everything they think they know about giving the ball away.' 'Imagine a botched snap transitioning into an errant lateral that is somehow also an interception, and that should give you some idea of what we're about to unleash on the league. We'll run it if we feel defenses are starting to get complacent with our normal turnovers.' Tice also mentioned that he has spent the past few nights drawing up some bold new illegal formations incorporating as many as 16 players. 