Twelve-year-old Giants fan Jesse Kenney revealed today that, try though he might, he simply can't muster up the necessary respect to idolize Giants QB and Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning. 'I mean, he's great and everything.... Well, not great, but definitely pretty good,' said the lifelong Giants fan, sporting his favorite Justin Tuck jersey for the interview. 'I mean, he's a starting quarterback, and Kerry [Collins] and Kurt [Warner] were definitely my favorite players when they were around. It's just.... He's Eli, you know? He kinda reminds me of my baby brother Nicky. Nicky was just born in March, right after the Super Bowl. I like to put his little Giants hat on when I take care of him.' When informed of Kenney's difficulties, Manning furrowed his brow, pouted, and began to cry. 