Local resident Darren Callahan, 26, told reporters Wednesday that even after administering a rigorous battery of diagnostic tests, he has been unable to definitively conclude whether his roommate Paul Elmaleh, 25, has broken up with his girlfriend. I asked him what he was up to tonightif he was going out later or if Abby was coming over, Callahan said of the comprehensive examination that reportedly provided insufficient data despite its inclusion of general prompts such as Hows it going? and Man, rough week, huh? But even after getting answers to all these questions, I still cant tell whats going on with him. After further testing confirmed Elmalehs high levels of irritability, anger, and depression, Callahan concluded that his roommate had almost certainly not broken up with his girlfriend. 