Shattering the previous Eucharistic weight record set by Cincinnatis Sisters of Mercy convent, the Catholic Churchs College of Cardinals confirmed Friday it has baked an 800-pound communion wafer, the heaviest ever recorded, for this weekends Vatican County Fair. That theres the biggest body of Christ under the sun, friend, said Cardinal Angelo Sodano, who personally carved the image of the cross onto the 16-foot-wide wafer. A full foot thick, batter-dipped, and completely unleavened. After the colossal host is displayed alongside the fairs butter sculpture of the Crucifixion and its 450-pound blue-ribbon bishop, each of the 40,000 paying attendees will reportedly receive a piece of the wafer and 32 ounces of wine in a commemorative plastic cup. 