During a press conference Wednesday announcing a series of new fundraising initiatives, officials at the National Audubon Society admitted theyve only seen, like, three birds during the organizations 111-year history. Weve seen quite a few pictures of birds, but almost never the real thing, said CEO and president David Yarnold, who later revealed that naturalist John James Audubon himself never saw a bird during his lifetime and based his sketches on secondhand accounts from others. I think someone here saw a couple of those little brown ones a few years ago, and my assistant maybe saw a pigeon one timeam I pronouncing that right? Pigeon? Anyway, weve seen a number of butterflies, and I looked at a parakeet in a store once, but we dont count that one. Yarnold concluded the press conference by asking anyone with any information regarding birds to please call the Audubon Society, particularly if they can confirm whether ostriches are real. 