At a gala exhibit-opening Friday that drew many of the areas most notable cultural luminaries, the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art unveiled a newly acquired Pablo Picasso pencil sketch that is just shitty enough to be showcased in Kansas City. We are delighted to add to our collection this fascinating work by the 20th-century master who defined cubism and produced some of the most important art of the modern era, curator Bradley Simmons said of the forgettable piece-of-shit doodle that has not only been allotted an entire wall, but will, fittingly, be considered among the citys crown jewels. No one who visits our museum and sees this piece can doubt that it is truly one of the finest cultural treasures in the region. Art experts agreed with Simmons that the sketch would probably impress the people of Kansas City. 