Jesus Christ, noted Son of God and football analyst proclaimed Monday that second-year Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow lacks the pocket presence, arm strength, and passing accuracy necessary to be a starter in the NFL. Tims place is at the right hand of the other backups on the bench, and his earthly works show that he deserves to dwell there all the days of his life, said Lord and Savior of all mankind, adding, It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for Tim Tebow to complete a pass against the Cover-2. For Tebow must have faith in coach Foxs plan, and pay his dues by wearing the headset, and by calling in plays from the clipboard while watching from the sidelines. Christ also asked Tebow to stop praying to Him and asking to be made the number one quarterback in the depth chart, claiming thats never going to fucking happen. 