After several months of diligent effort, staff members working on Hillary Clintons 2016 presidential campaign confirmed Wednesday they have made significant progress in conditioning her to convincingly recreate and convey a limited spectrum of emotions. According to aides who drill the Democratic frontrunner for several hours each day on her emotional responses to a variety of stimuli, Clinton can now effectively exhibit concern, mild excitement, and incredulity. Intensive training is reportedly still underway on some of the more challenging-to-produce emotions, such as polite interest and personal warmth. The headway Hillary has made is really encouraging, especially when you consider what we started with, said staffer Cheryl Dums, who later added that when she began working with Clinton, the candidate was only able to fluctuate between stony neutrality and terrifying anger. Were very proud that she can now display a virtually indistinguishable facsimile of empathy. Its the result of a behavioral modification technique in which we rigorously reinforce any approximations of compassion that happen to flash across her face while she listens to the concerns of voters. Were hopeful that shell have a functional range of 11 or even 12 emotions by the time the early primaries roll around, Dums added. In her current program of operant conditioning, Clinton is reportedly shown a series of imagessuch as a widow crying at her spouses funeral, a family opening presents on Christmas morning, and former House speaker Newt Gingrichdesigned to induce specific emotional responses, and depending on the appropriateness of her subsequent facial expressions and other body language, she is either rewarded or punished. Staffers said they began the process by slowly and painstakingly pairing a correct reaction with a correct stimulus. They reportedly first trained the former secretary of state to reproduce a happy emotion by repeatedly showing her a photo of a small child playing with a kitten and then rubbing a soft cloth on her face while physically holding her mouth in the shape of a smile until, eventually, she could display a passable simulacrum of joy. There are definitely some crossed wires, like how she nods and applauds after hearing the story of a family that lost their home to foreclosure, campaign consultant Allison Stevens said. But its just a matter of time and patience. When she gets a response wrong, we spritz her in the face with cold water from a spray bottle, and when she gets one right, we let her work on her memoirs for a little bit or call her Madam President in soothing tonesshe loves that. She also really likes Luna Bars, Stevens continued. Shell do just about anything for a Luna Bar! Staff members acknowledged that Clinton would be subject to extremely rapid regression if she were not conditioned with absolute consistency. They told reporters they didnt want her to go back to the days when people she met on the campaign trail would voice their deepest worries and she would respond to each by loudly stating, I am feeling empathy toward you. There have definitely been some setbacks, senior aide Tim Balducci said. Yesterday, when a reporter asked for her thoughts on the surge in refugees crossing the Mediterranean, she panicked and rapidly cycled through the eight or so responses wed equipped her with thus far before making a painfully stilted reply. We really hope to get that ironed out before the first debate next month. Other campaigns have taken note of Clintons progress and implemented similar programs, with Chris Christies staffers reporting this week that they have already had some limited success in training the New Jersey governor not to bite people or defecate on the floor. 