COS COB, CTOn the 23rd turn of the game Monday, 7-year-old asshole Andy Scot advanced a checker to the opposite end of the board and plunked it down on a black square. 'King me,' the smug little bastard said, folding his pudgy arms across his sweater-vested chest. 'Do it.' The checkers game, which continued apace after you placed a checker on top of his, was at least a reprieve from hearing the little shit say 'sorry' during the game of the same name. 