With numerous disagreements on topics ranging from who was supposed to make dinner reservations, to the unexpected high cost of the hotel, to who was to blame for arriving late to the ceremony, over 90 percent of the audience members at Lehigh Universitys graduation ceremony are currently involved in a heated family argument, campus sources are reporting. Shh! Pay attention. This isnt about you, nearly all the parents of graduating seniors told their younger children prior to a family squabble over how to use the cameras zoom function and then another about why their graduating sons or daughters didnt better explain where they would be sitting during the ceremony. Goddamnit, if you didnt want to sit all the way back here you should have gotten ready on time. Honey, did you figure out where were meeting after? Following the ceremony, 8 in 10 parents are expected to start another argument by asking their graduated children why they didnt get honors and all their friends did. 