Local resident Ann Jacobsen announced Tuesday that she is champing at the bit to complain to township officials should anyone object to a display of the nativity scene recently erected in the community park. Someones bound to say something, and when they do, Ill be ready to unleash a big tirade about the attack on Christian traditions and our right to publicly celebrate religious holidays, said Jacobsen, adding that she is raring to go with a long-winded speech defending the presence of the diorama, which depicts an infant Jesus Christ lying in a small manger alongside life-size figurines of the Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph. Then Ill launch into a whole thing about how if this was a display for a Muslim or Jewish holiday, no one would be saying a thing. Oh, and Ill top it all off by arguing that if you dont like it, no ones making you look at it. I cant wait. Jacobsen also confirmed her desire to harshly criticize anyone who takes offense to the Merry Christmas sign above the exhibit. At press time, a disappointed Jacobsen looked on as a Middle Eastern woman walked by the exhibit and commented that it was very nice. 