Local dad Kevin Marshall, 29, began to voice concerns Monday that his 3-year-old son Bryant might be a real ding-dong, household sources confirmed. I dont know about that kid. Starting to look like there's not much going on upstairs, said Marshall of the 3-year-old whom he called a turkey, a dingus, and a real dud. Sometimes I just want to say, Hello! Knock, knock, you dope. Anyone home? I think we may have a real lemon on our hands. Marshall confirmed that his son is a real sweet kid, though. 