The State of Indiana appointed a nauseated Bill Fenniman, Esq., as legal counsel to suspected arsonist Tom Shilue Monday. 'I reviewed your case, and I'd advise you that, since this is your first offense, that... ooh, man,' said Fenniman, shielding his eyes from the fluorescent lights in the room. 'Listen, why don't you just plead guilty? You're guilty, right?' Fenniman asked to be excused before the pretrial hearing so that he could grab some juice and a quick nap. 