Lakecrest Elementary School teacher Dana Frankel bitched to her sixth-graders about her 'crap salary' shortly after receiving a paycheck Monday. 'How am I supposed to pay for anything on this kind of income?' asked Frankel midway through a math lesson. 'And now the brake pads on my Nissan need replacing. Gee, guess I'll just have to hope for the best next time I hit a red light.' Frankel then got the disrupted lesson back on track by using her dwindling 401K plan as an example of negative numbers. 