Foreign policy primer: Besides the US, there are 6 countries in the world. They are Israel, Iran, China, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan. selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Michelle tells Barack shes pregnant again just as hes called to debate stage #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Candidates: 'Its great to be at this completely made-up, fictional college called Lynn University' #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Romney impressing everyone by naming all 196 countries on Earth during first answer #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America onion.com/T7AEJo The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 23, 2012 Moderator issues warning that the candidates' pottery is ready to removed from the debate kiln #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Romney just explained how attacks in Benghazi could have easily been prevented if America didn't have so many single moms #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Ooh, let's have a partnership with other countries #USofGay #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 What would you do in the event of a terrorist attack right now? asks Bob Schieffer with a grenade in his hand #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Mitt looks sharp tonight, some idiot going to say no matter what #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere onion.com/T7CJFb The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 23, 2012 Bob Schieffer continues to steer conversation back to existence of underwater monsters #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Republican viewers are lauding debate organizers for selecting a moderator that lets lies slide #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Obama seems suspiciously knowledgeable about foreign affairs for someone born here #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Romney Delivers Stern Warning To China, Speaking Directly Into The Camera In Fluent Mandarin onion.com/SeMrt0 The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 23, 2012 Romney recounting his diplomatic meeting with Benjamin 'Boogly-Boo' Netanyahu #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 'Whats your favorite ocean?' unexpectedly turning out to be most polarizing question of debate selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 The audience has started chanting 'shut up' at both candidates #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 So far, the candidates have spent an unlikely 72 minutes of this foreign policy debate on Slovenia #debates selfnews Politics (@selfnewsPolitics) October 23, 2012 Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack onion.com/T7F1nP The selfnews (@Theselfnews) October 23, 2012 