Following a business trip to the distant and mysterious land of Idaho, area sales representative Gary Chichester has returned home from the three-day sojourn bearing exotic gifts for his family, sources confirmed Sunday. Behold, a lords ransom in magnificent spoils! said the 43-year-old merchant traveler, presenting his wife with a delicate ceramic mug bearing the legend Idaho: The Gem State, a receptacle of the kind used for the consumption of coffee by inhabitants of the remote and alluring region. And for you, my dearest children, these finely woven cotton vestments emblazoned with arcane Idahoan markings and with colorful etchings of an edible garden vegetable known to natives there as a potato. Chichester then reportedly proceeded to uncork a vial of Crazy Ricks Idaho Hot Sauce, a spiced distillation of the purest jalapeo and vinegar rarely attainable outside the Boise Airport. 