Your girlfriend of four months, University Xerox employee Rebecca Kohler, assured you Monday that she was 'not mad' about being unable to reach you on the phone Saturday night, even though you said you would probably be home. 'For the last time, I'm not angry at you, goddamnit!' a furious Kohler said. 'Christ, are you trying to make me mad?' The perfectly fine Kohler then proceeded to violently three-hole-punch stacks of photocopies and explain to her coworker, Annabelle Agneau, that the only person she was mad at was herself, for having thought you might be different. 