According to reports, area 11-year-old Brianna Kimble possesses a black miniskirt, red-vinyl pumps with two-inch heels, and a vague understanding of the concept of sex. 'We're not supposed to cover that until the seventh grade,' said Kimble, sporting a midriff-baring 'Porn Star' T-shirt, 'but I know it's got something to do with when you take off your clothes and do stuff with a boy. And I think I heard somewhere that you can catch, like, diseases from it.' Kimble then applied copious amounts of Hello Kitty Glitter Gloss to her lips. 