J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. project manager and narcissist Brian Knowles undressed himself with his eyes while his secretary delivered the day's agenda Monday. 'The entire time Sandra [Hutchins] was talking, I was imagining my clothing coming off, piece by piece,' Knowles said. 'I thought I was going to lose it when I yawned and stretched so seductively. It's a miracle I get any work done, running around in that tasty Armani suit all day.' Knowles added that he's 'so asking to be fucked.' 