As Christians everywhere celebrate the birth of Christ this holiday season, the world's approximately 14 million Jews are also commemorating the special holiday, as they do each year, by ceremonially re-murdering the Baby Jesus. Details of the time-honored Jewish tradition include the baking of a baby-shaped potato pancake, which is filled with beet juice and then beheaded by a demon-horned rabbi using a specially blessed 'baby-killing' knife. 'I love devouring Christians' young almost as much as corrupting maidens,' said Benjamin Levy, 89. 'It's a magical time for all.' The re-murdering is among the most important celebrations of the Jewish calendar, second only to the springtime 'Poisoning of the Easter Wells' festival. 