Emitting a long groan as he steadied himself at his podium, an extremely bloated, rotund Bernie Sanders revealed during Sunday nights Democratic debate that he had finished drinking Flints entire water supply. I promise the people of Flint that youll never have to worry about toxic lead in your drinking water ever again, said the swollen Vermont senator, grimacing as water audibly sloshed around inside his bulging stomach after he shifted his weight slightly. Its been entirely taken care of. Clean water isoh, urgggh, gaha human right, and, oh God, no. At press time, several aides abandoned an attempt to roll Sanders off the stage after the wooden floorboards collapsed under the candidates massive body. 