Though married and ostensibly heterosexual, Westech Data Systems office manager Douglas Briar is constantly threatening to anally penetrate male coworkers with office supplies. 'Keep it up,' Briar warned coworker Trent Lonegan Monday, 'and I'll ram this toner cartridge up your ass.' Briar has made similar threats involving staplers, three-hole punches, coffee pots, and rolls of fax paper. 