Tired of focusing on counterfeiting operations and unsubstantiated homeland-security threats, FBI director Robert Mueller said Monday that he wishes he had some exciting alien thing to cover up. 'Don't get me wrong, I know the work I do is important and necessary,' Mueller said. 'But, man, after a long day of reading 450-page reports on plausible areas of concern for liquor-license falsification, I really wish I could order a sweeping cover-up of reverse-engineered UFO technology.' Mueller added that it would be cool just to see a real spaceman. 