Speaking to reporters while crouched on the floor of his bathroom, local man Brandon Parker confirmed Tuesday that, deep down inside, he knows he has not yet finished vomiting. I want to believe that I can get up right now and go lie down in bed, but If Im being honest with myself, I have to admit Im not done here yet, said the pallid, perspiring 26-year-old, hovering over the rim of his toilet and acknowledging that, in his heart of hearts, he is fully aware he should stay right where he is. I just dont think I could look myself in the eye right now and say, Well, thats over with. Im good to go. No, this is where I should be. After several more minutes of silent contemplation, sources reported that Parker convinced himself that he had, in fact, finished vomiting, a position he later reversed in the hallway. 