Responding with lightning-quick reflexes to her dinner guests proposal, area mother Linda McGregor reportedly grabbed a 10-inch chefs knife Thursday night and held it up to the throat of family friend Diane Wallace following her offer to help with the dishes. Say one more thing about clearing the table or putting the dishes in the dishwasher, Diane, and Ill gut you like a fish, said the 56-year-old, intently staring into Wallaces eyes as she pressed the blade just firmly enough against the womans neck for it to draw a single bead of blood. Pour yourself another glass of red wine and just forget all about these dirty plates, the used silverware, or any of the pots and pans. Because if you even so much as step foot in the kitchen while Im cleaning up, the next thing youll seethe last thing youll seeis me slicing you open from head to toe. Got it? Sources confirmed McGregor later plunged the knife deep into her husbands chest when he asked her if she would leave the dishes for later and join the rest of the party for a game of Scattergories. 