According to attendees at a rally held in Columbus' Capitol Theatre Monday, a John McCain supporter in his early 30s was envied and admired by onlookers for wearing an original navy blue 'McCain 2000' T-shirt with a peeling logo, frayed neckline, and several holes in the sleeves. 'When I saw his shirt, I was like, 'No way! That's totally vintage!'' said 24-year-old David Bennett, noting that it was not a pre-distressed 'McCain 2000' shirt like the ones available at Urban Outfitters. 'This guy's been a McCain fan since the beginning. He said the campaign kickoff speech in Nashua in '99 was fucking mind-blowing.' Sources reported that the hip McCain backer knew all the words to the Arizona senator's speeches, and silently mouthed McCain's entire energy policy while waving a cigarette lighter. 