Determined to remain insulated from all major and minor plot points until this weekend, file clerk Grant Hollis rushed from Midwest Publishings employee break room Monday at the first mention of the 2012 comedy film Here Comes The Boom. Everyone around here has already watched Here Comes The Boom, its all theyre talking about, and I really dont want any part of the movie ruined before I see it, said Hollis, who bolted from the room with his hands over his ears the moment conversation turned to the Kevin James vehicle. I wouldnt even let myself watch the trailer. I just want to sit down and be surprised. At press time, this reporter hasnt seen Here Comes The Boom, but its pretty safe to say that Kevin James saves the goddamn school at the end. 