According to a report released Monday by the sociology department at Tufts University, the average American completely wastes 77 years of his or her life not listening to the adult contemporary soft-rock classic The Finer Things by Steve Winwood. Tragically, nine in 10 Americans will die having only heard the songs beguiling synthesizer intro accompanied by Mr. Winwoods silky-smooth yet slightly edged vocals for just the most minuscule fraction of their time on earth, said professor Cindy Nancherla, lead author of the report, which also found that most people will unfortunately spend vastly larger portions of their life sleeping, working, stuck in traffic, and, most disturbingly, listening to Totos Rosanna. So much of the typical individuals lifespan is squandered not waiting for the upbeat drums to kick in during the chorus and not hearing that heart-stopping key change in the bridge. Its just so sadyou can never get those hours and days back. Nancherla added that it was not too late for the majority of Americans to put on Winwoods 1986 kinetic pop-rock masterpiece Back In The High Life and completely turn their lives around. 