Tennessee Set to Make SQUIRT GUNS Near Schools ILLEGALMelissa Melton To start, every type of gun you can (and children do) imagine must be banned at school. We must brainwash all our children that guns are bad (mmkay), that the stupid Second Amendment needs to be repealed, and that even imaginary guns are such an evil, horrible transgression as to be punished as if they were actual firearms that could actually lethally hurt someone. (Unless, of course, those guns are in the hands of the government and its many, many agents) Squirt guns have already long ago been banned within schools themselves. Hell, we live in a country where a picture of a gun via computer desktop wallpaper was banned and the student in virtual possession of it was suspended. Kids have gotten suspended and expelled from schools across America for everything from finger guns (making ones finger into an L shape and playing cops and robbers on the playground in grade school) to breakfast pastries bitten into an L shape, to a Kindergarteners pink plastic Hello Kitty bubble gun. New Yorks Attorney General Eric Scheiderman even recently sent cease and desist letters to major retailers throughout the state ordering them to stop selling toy guns because he claims it violates state law. Its not just toy guns or even imaginary guns but anything that anyone could even attempt to perceive as a weapon. One kid was recently suspended for making terroristic threats with his one ring from The Hobbit movie because he said his magic ring could make another kid disappear. No, I didnt make that up and Im not kidding. I wish I was. (The school didnt even wait to find out whether or not the kid said he could magically make his classmate reappear with it) Deadly squirt guns which are only deadly in this country because we live in a police state where cops shoot kids with toy guns first and ask questions later are now the target of a new ban in Tennessee, but not at schools Near them. Thats right. Now the stupid isnt just confined within the school itself. It is legally spilling out all around the school as well. Via The Daily Caller: As part of a bill to lift local prohibitions on permitted gun carriers bringing their weapons into parks, the House of Representatives in Tennessee has added and approved an amendment that would ban bringing fake guns within 150 feet of schools. The text of the amendment reads: Inclusion of hoax device opens up the prospect of any toy gun that looks realistic could violated the law. [sic] Notice is says hoax device and imitation firearm. That means that anyone, not just a student, who brings even a squirt gun anywhere within 150 feet of a school in the state of Tennessee is now committing an offense punishable by law. Thats how the ban is written. Common sense isnt just rare, its nearly extinct these days. Sure, its a game of semantics, but tell me, how do you think this law will be interpreted and applied? Knowing what we know about the absurdity of Police State USA, can you imagine all the ways in which this new law for our safety will likely get innocent citizens arrested, hurt, or even killed? Good luck walking down the sidewalk near a Tennessee school with a Nerf gun. The terror squad will likely get called after the area is locked down for a five-block radius for concerned school staff calling in threat of an active shooter. Well, former Attorney General Eric Holder did say we need to brainwash everyone against guns back in the mid-90s. Now we see how that agenda is turning out, dont we America? No word as of yet on whether or not finger guns and breakfast pastry guns also fit the bill under imitation firearm in Tennessee, but considering the time were living in this country You better not eat your Pop Tart wrong anywhere near a Tennessee school is all Im saying. Further Reading Melissa Melton is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheeple, where this first appeared. and a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up! 