During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals, players on the Miami Heat confirmed Wednesday that they were wholly unprepared for the aggressive brand of basketball played by the chainsaw-wielding members of the Indiana Pacers squad. Going into this game, we were planning on using our superior ball movement to neutralize Indianas size advantage and get around their defenders, but when their starting five walked out onto the court with revving chainsaws in handthere just wasnt a way for us to anticipate that, said Heat shooting guard Dwyane Wade as his screaming teammate Chris Bosh was set upon by a seemingly berserk Roy Hibbert. We knew theyd be physical, but theyve really taken things to a new level with these chainsaws. I mean, LeBron [James] has lost a leg, both of his arms, and most of his face; theyve succeeded in completely taking him out of the game. At press time, in spite of having suffered numerous gruesome amputations and substantial blood loss, the Heat had jumped out to an early lead. 