The frequency and detail of uninformed conversations about the required strength, agility, and killing abilities of the Navy SEALs has increased exponentially since the SEAL-led operation to kill Osama bin Laden, Pentagon officials told reporters Monday. Since last week, the number of people who have incorrectly stated that all SEAL members must do 300 pull-ups in a minute, earn advanced calculus degrees from MIT, and be able to hold their breath underwater for an hour, has been extraordinarily high, said Pentagon press secretary Geoff Morrell, adding that the comment, I heard you need to be able shoot a quarter from a mile away after running for four hours straight, has been idiotically uttered in more than 65 percent of discussions related to the military operation. Just to set the record straight: Navy SEALs are allowed to talk to their families. Ninety percent of them do not die during training. And members of SEAL Team Six did not have to fight and kill a tiger shark in order to be admitted. Morrell added that current enlistment numbers couldnt possibly account for the number of Americans claiming they have an uncle in the Navy SEALs. 