Losing Connect Four player Tony Franck denounced his sis as 'pretty sneaky' following her diagonal connection of four during a kitchen-table match Tuesday. 'I realize that the rules allow for a diagonal arrangement of four checkers, and I fully concede victory to my sis and acknowledge her four-connecting prowess,' Franck said following the match. 'Still, I maintain that a significant measure of sneakiness was key to her victory.' Franck next plans to attend the U.S. Stay Alive Championship Tournament in Hilo, HI, vowing, 'I will be the sole survivor.' 