Dear Readers, On behalf of The selfnews, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhan Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensivenot to mention inconsistent with The selfnewss commitment to parody and satire, however biting. No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire. The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again. In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible. Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The selfnews are deeply sorry. Sincerely, Steve Hannah CEO The selfnews 