Following yesterdays announcement that the Walt Disney Co. had acquired movie studio Lucasfilm Ltd. for $4.05 billion, local couple John Campbell and Linda Clarke had the most mind-blowing sex of their lives, the utterly bizarre pair told reporters. Wow, that was incredible, an exhausted Clarke said to Campbell after the intense lovemaking session, which reportedly began in an odd moment of passion brought on by industry news that Disney now owns rights to R2-D2, Chewbacca, and other Star Wars properties. I feel amazing. The exceedingly strange couple added that they hadnt had such great sex since 2007, when they couldnt keep their hands off each other after learning Brendan Fraser had signed on to reprise his role as explorer Rick OConnell for a third film in The Mummy franchise. 