After less than two months of waiting, the nation was informed this morning that the location of Americas latest mass shooting is a navy yard. Its a navy yard in Washington, D.C., a federal law enforcement official said during a press conference, adding that U.S. citizens should envision the typical scenes of chaos and bloodshed theyve become familiar with, but this time imagine them happening in a navy yard. I can only speculate, but I wouldnt be surprised if the next mass shooting happens in an amusement park, or an Apple store, or even an apple orchard in Salem. Who the hell even knows anymore? Maybe itll be in a supermarket parking lot because we havent had one of those in a while. Either way, Im sure the location of the next mass shooting will be revealed in due time. Thank you. Though some Americans reportedly thought the latest mass shooting would end up being at a school or possibly a city park, many werent that surprised it was a navy yard, saying that a navy yard seems about right this time around. 