A cabinet meeting in the White Houses West Wing was reportedly interrupted early Thursday morning when an agitated Vice President Joe Biden suddenly barged in, asking if anyone could hook [him] up with a Dixie cup of their urine. Cmon, you gotta help me get some clean whizShinseki, Donovan, Im looking in your direction, said Biden, who implored all 15 heads of the executive-branch departments not to say anything, noting he would be in deep shit if they did. Im not fucking around. I need some lizard juice, pronto. And dudes onlyI cant get found out like I did last time. According to sources, Biden then hurried out of the room, vowing to return with bottles of water in case anyone needed help kickstarting their hogs. 