Expressing frustration that he had yet to receive any divine counsel on the matter, former Senator Rick Santorum told reporters Friday that he was still waiting for the go-ahead from God to suspend his presidential campaign. My relationship with God drives every decision in my life, so here I am, still going through the motions eight months into this presidential run, looking for any green light from Him that I can end this thing, said Santorum, explaining that he truly believed with all his heart that the Lord Almighty would have provided His blessing to pack it in once his national polling numbers dipped below 1 percent. Seriously, this has gone on long enough. I really should have received His word, or at least some divine sign by now. Ill just give God until the South Carolina primary and then Im going to have to do some serious reevaluating. At press time, God confirmed that He figured Santorum had already dropped out of the presidential race several months ago. 