The Clinton-Lewinsky scandal safely behind them, members of Congress are finally clear to resume their unfettered whoring, Beltway sources reported Monday. 'Thank goodness this terrible scandal is over at last,' said U.S. Rep. Fred Hutchinson (R-PA), accompanied by two women identified as 'Bunny' and 'Chantal.' 'With the national spotlight finally off the sexual indiscretions of its elected officials, my fellow legislators and I are once again free to gleefully hump all manner of mistresses, secretaries and hookers with impunity.' Hutchinson then had sex with the women. 