According to a new study released Monday by researchers at Johns Hopkins Universitys Center for Advanced Media Studies, you are totally and utterly inconsequential to the success or failure of the upcoming Bollywood film Zanjeer. Our data clearly indicates that, ultimately, your opinion on Zanjeerwhether positive, negative, or completely indifferentwill be of absolutely no consequence whatsoever to the 75 crore Indian action films performance at the box office, said the reports lead author Dr. Julianne Wright, confirming that the reputation of director Apoorva Lakhia will not hinge in the slightest upon whether you see the film or whether you are even aware of its existence. According to the findings, you will have absolutely no impact on the future acting careers of Zanjeer stars Ram Charan and Priyanka Chopra, as well as supporting ensemble cast members Prakash Raj, Sanjay Dutt, and Atul Kulkarni. You are, simply put, a non-factor in whether this modern remake of Prakash Mehrs classic 1973 action-thriller buoys or sinks Flying Turtle Films commercial fortunes. Wright added that, despite the fact that you will play no role in the films critical or commercial reception, you should still see Zanjeer due to Charans riveting portrayal of Inspector Vijay Khanna, which is said to rival Amitabh Bachchans performance in the original. 