Get Your Christmas Gifts From The Police State!Amanda Warren Since Christmas advertising celebration begins earlier every year, September 22nd seems a day as appropriate as any to remember how the Police State gives back. In at least a couple of locations last year, Santa had a personal escort in his mission of gift-giving. Because, these days, even Santa Claus is under attack from freedom-hating terrorists and criminals ESPECIALLY because they are all Muslim (big wink). So, last year, Silver Spring, Maryland population 70,000 exchanged Santas Sleigh for a Ballistic Engineered Armored Response Counter Attack Truck, commonly known as a BearCat, so that he could safely distribute gifts and donations amid an elevated threat level. Nothing spells Christmas spirit like an armored assault vehicle, so the journey began from Germantown and moved through Silver Spring to end in Bethesda (each town a home to Walter Reed Medical Center and a slew of other military installations routinely attacked on the Internet by conspiracy theorists). In fact, Bethesda is home to the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (part of NIH) which just so happens to be working on an Ebola vaccine to save the planet this year, Ill have you know truly a gift that keeps on giving! Fittingly, Santas trip came to an end at a special party being given for children who are residents ofThe Childrens Inn at the National Institutes of Health. All were invited to take part in this demonstration of military occupation dedication: The tireless militarized Santa also spread cheer via BearCat in Riverdale, Utah (population 8,000, but thankfully also protected by military-grade weapons and vehicles. I mean the NSA Data Center is just an hour from there!) Children were greeted at destination Walmart to See Something, Say Something! And rightly so, as a fair many of those children will be employed by Walmart in the future to distribute Chinese-made gifts to future generations. Ah, the nostalgia. This was an exciting prelude to Santas arrival across America this year via drone (yet to be confirmed by military sources), and should remind children and adults alike that we are obviously being looked after by strong and generous benefactors. (Source) Hat tip: Jcad Recently by Amanda Warren: 