According to a Duke University report released Monday, all of your hopes and dreams are no more than splinters at your feet, swept away by the uncaring wind. 'All that you labored to make a reality, all that you saved and sacrificed for, these are but ashes and dust,' said Duke sociologist Dr. Edgar Pratt following the collapse. 'Not even history will remember these toils and endeavors, for the world never knew nor cared to know of the struggle behind them.' 