Realizing she might as well relax a little until her allegations are deemed credible in 2055 or so, 28-year-old Jill Garza confirmed Tuesday that she just needed to sit tight for around 40 years until a few dozen more women corroborated her story of being sexually assaulted by a beloved celebrity. Theres nothing really for me to do except hang out for a few decades and just keep an eye on how many other women come forward with stories horrifyingly similar to mine, said Garza, adding that she didnt really see any other option except waiting around until she was nearly 70 as similar accusations slowly accumulated. Maybe Ill kind of set the ball rolling and actually wont have to wait more than a decade to be taken seriously, but for now Ill just plan to stay put and check in with my believability as a rape victim every couple of years. Garza went on to say that the man who assaulted her would likely never actually go to jail, so there wasnt any point even thinking about that at all. 