While attempting to prepare the vice president for tomorrow nights debate against Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), Joe Bidens staff members reportedly suggested he forget the words pink and stink altogether before taking the stage. You know what, given the context of this particular debate and everything, I think maybe its best to avoid using the words pink or stink at all, and certainly never in the same sentence, longtime Biden adviser Mike Donilon was overheard telling the 69-year-old politician during debate preparations this week, also reminding him to avoid any mention of muffs, tang, cooze and to definitely not do the shocker hand gesture while walking to the podium. This is a very important night for us, Joe, and if you could try to stay on message as much as possible that would be, you know, ideal. Also, dont do that thing where you smell your finger. At press time, sources said Biden had assured Donilon he would do his best, but couldnt guarantee he wouldnt pop wood at some point during the debate. 