Longtime bachelor Nick Oakley has finally found the one woman whose body he has been looking for all his life, Oakley, 31, announced to friends at the Wheelhouse Tavern Sunday. 'The moment my eyes met her body, I knew it was the one for me,' Oakley said of Kristen, the 5'6', 342228 brunette who apparently takes her yoga very seriously. 'Even from the first time we met, it was like her breasts knew exactly what my hands were going to do. I can't imagine a better feeling than that.' Oakley reportedly now regrets all the years he refused to believe that a man and a woman could truly have unconditional lust. 