Introducing a new measure set to be implemented nationwide, officials announced that gaps in restroom stall doors in American workplaces, restaurants, schools, theaters, and all other public places will be made wider by the start of business Monday morning. We ask citizens to bear with us as we modernize every toilet stall in the country by doubling the width of the gap between each door and its surrounding frame, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said of the sweeping, mandatory initiative. The inconvenience should only last a few hoursjust long enough to reduce the overall height of the stalls by several inches and retrofit the doors so they are slightly translucent and feature no locking bolt. Then you may all get on with your lives. Sebelius added that her department unfortunately does not have room in its budget to pay for the lubrication of the countrys glory holes, but said an effort would be made to sand down any sharp edges that are found. 