In what was described as a 'total fucking rip-off,' collector Kirk Poole purchased a pack of Topps baseball cards containing not one, but two cards featuring former White Sox pitcher Jose Fucking Contreras. 'Fucking Contreras again? You've got to be kidding me,' a visibly frustrated and crestfallen Poole said. 'I couldn't get one Tim Cocksucking Lincecum, or even a Motherfucking [Bengie] Molina? Oh, I know, I'll just sell the extra one on eBay for $10,000. Yeah, that or Topps can suck my fucking dick.' Poole later admitted that it was pretty cool to get Ken Griffey, Jr. in a Mariners uniform again. 