Calling the 7-year-olds attempt at fitting together the pieces the most idiotic display hes witnessed in almost eight decades on earth, local grandfather Harold Randolph told reporters Wednesday that his grandsons jigsaw puzzle strategy is absolutely fucking pathetic. Jesus Christ, how does this little moron not know to start with the corner pieces? said Randolph, 78, adding that the childs decision to not immediately dump out all 100 pieces of the barnyard animalthemed puzzle and inspect them against the boxs cover completely retarded. Oh, great, now this dipshit is trying to jam that grass piece into where the horses should be. I almost wish I could slap him in the face so hed realize what a jackass hes making of himself, but maybe hes just a lost cause. At press time, Randolph was giving his imbecile grandson 10 more seconds before pushing him out of the way and just solving the puzzle himself. 