Following the Bulls upset of the Heat in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, Chicago center Joakim Noah boldly guaranteed Monday that he will annoy the living fuck out of Miami in this series. Mark my words, no one on the Heat can stop me from getting in their faces and irritating them every fucking second, said Noah, looking straight into one of the cameras and emphatically promising to single-handedly start shit with every one of those assholes on the Heat. I guarantee that Ill trash-talk after making easy layups, scream after every rebound, and howl like a fucking lunatic while driving to the hoop. Noah, who was asked whether his words might motivate the Heat, said that the media overhyping player predictions was pretty fucking annoying, which proved that he was off to a good start. 