His seed having taken hold within the loins of his beloved, modern-day Lancelot Aaron Grimaldi selflessly proffered a goodly portion of his wages Wednesday to pay for his fair lady Kelly Websters abortion. You can put the whole thing on my card, said Grimaldi, who had also gallantly ferried the maiden in his horseless carriage to their villages Planned Parenthood clinic. Im going to kill some time at Best Buy. Ill swing by in about an hour, but text me if you get done before that or if its gonna be a much longer thing. At press time, Grimaldi had squired Webster to a sumptuous feast at Dennys and was eyeing the ample bosom of a comely young wench who strode forth bearing lunch. 