Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea announced it had an awesome time during this years spring break. Oh man, PCB was the bestI was at a new party practically every night and met a ton of cool people, said the common bacteria-based genital tract infection, noting that most of the dozens of coeds it encountered at a local Days Inn were so drunk they probably barely even remember meeting the contagious disease. I mean, some of the people you meet during spring break are cool to hook up with for one or two nights, but Im always looking for the relationships that last for life. Those are what really count. Gonorrhea went on to say that while spring break may be over, it definitely plans to get back in touch with that blonde from Ohio State sometime very soon. 