Having already blown through the previous nights fundraising contributions on a couple quick radio ads criticizing Ted Cruzs voting record, depraved presidential candidate Marco Rubio reportedly hit up numerous donors Wednesday in a desperate attempt to support his $100,000-a-day advertising habit. I gotta get my message out to the peopleI really need this. If you could give whatever you can, even just 20 bucks, it would really, really help me out, said the debased Florida senator, shamelessly begging potential contributors at a private fundraising dinner to hook him up with enough cash just to get [him] through the next couple days. Id love a big primetime TV slot, but Id be fine with a shorter afternoon oneeven just 30 seconds, thats it. Come on. Ill make it up to you, I swear. Ill do whatever you want. At press time, Rubio was feeling a euphoric rush after dropping $85,000 on a single media blitz in the Denver metro area. 