According to that one little asshole who's too smart for his own good and always insists on sitting right up at the front of the class during story time, foxes 'wouldn't eat gingerbread.' 'They would never find that in their habitat,' the precocious shit said Friday, a week after he insisted Jack would suffocate from lack of oxygen if he were to climb a beanstalk that high into the atmosphere. 'Foxes eat small rodents and birds. Gingerbread would make a fox sick.' The fucking know-it-all later added that foxes are mainly nocturnal. 