Flustered by the incessant insubordination and rowdy antics of a group of students, stodgy authority figure and boarding-school headmaster James K. Worthington III demanded to know the meaning of this Monday. What is the meaning of this? the red-faced Worthington said upon discovering the stately oak desk in his office covered in toilet paper. What have you insolent young hooligans done? I demand an explanation and an apology at once! Following a contrived explanation by the students, Worthington winced skeptically and warned that future acts of mischief would be dealt with severely. Later in the day, Worthington was grievously embarrassed when white paint was splattered all over his dark suit. 