Repeatedly interrupting the broadcast to insist that it is practically a no-risk opportunity, ESPN baseball analyst Curt Schilling reportedly spent the majority of last nights Sunday Night Baseball game between the Dodgers and Pirates delivering a lengthy real estate investment pitch to fellow color commentator John Kruk. Im telling you, John, the market down there in Austin is red-hot, and now is the time to invest, said the six-time MLB All-Star, having interrupted Kruks analysis of the Pirates pitching rotation to stress that Austin property values have exploded 8 percent in the last year alone. Seriously, waiting on this will only cost you. All you need to do is invest about 50 grand in a few homes in Brentwood and Allandale, and then Ill take care of everything else. Within three to five years, youll see a return of at least a few hundred thousand dollarscmon, its a no-brainer. Reports later confirmed that Schilling abruptly left the broadcast booth during the games eighth inning to answer a frantic phone call from his investment partner in Phoenix. 