Sherwin-Williams officials announced Monday that the company is nearing the midpoint of its 112-year project to cover the Earth in a coat of bright red paint. 'We're proud to announce that the entire Northern Hemisphere should be slathered 10 feet deep in candy-apple red Latex Semi-Gloss by year's end,' Sherwin-Williams CEO Christopher Connor said. 'And we are fully confident that the rest of the globe can be completed well before the giant space bucket runs out of paint.' For the more difficult second-phase painting of the Earth's underside, workmen equipped with spray hoses will be suspended by cables from the equator. 