Citing the hot weather and a desire to go home for the day, FDA officials approved American Products Limited's 'X-Ray Vision Pills' for commercial sale in the U.S. Monday. 'After evaluating this and regulating that for months, we were really dying to cut out early, so we were all just like, 'Fuck it. Let's just approve this,'' FDA deputy commissioner Lester Crawford said. 'Besides, nobody could think of a real good reason why X-ray-vision pills would be unsafe.' 