Emphasizing that a new venue to replace the 19-year-old Edward Jones Dome is an absolute necessity, St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke revealed Monday that the team will be forced to relocate as soon as 2016 unless taxpayers build a new stadium with their bare hands. We want to keep Rams football in St. Louis, but realistically, we cant continue operating here unless the citys taxpayers agree to lay a 1.3-million-square-foot concrete foundation and then construct the new stadium by hand, said Kroenke, adding that his proposal for a state-of-the-art riverfront stadium would require at least 22 months of manual labor from each of the 320,000 residents living in St. Louis. The facts are simple: The people of St. Louis must be prepared to personally erect the arenas 14,000-ton steel structure, raise and paint the 30-story-tall stadium walls, screw in each of the 80,000 seats, and install a retractable roofall while using only basic hand tools, which we would be willing to provide. Otherwise, well have to consider the possibility of moving the Rams elsewhere. At press time, sources confirmed that Kroenkes proposal was unanimously approved by the St. Louis city council. 