Noting that the chances of one reaching the planets surface are largely dependent on speed and angle of entry, a study released Thursday by the University of Texas Department of Astronomy found that the majority of blessings from God burn up while passing through Earths atmosphere. We discovered that due to the thickness and density of the gases surrounding our planet, 80 percent of Gods graces will completely disintegrate by the time they are about 75 to 100 kilometers away from the surface, said professor Donald Northcote, adding that his teams observations suggest that roughly 19 million of the Lords blessings vaporize in the mesosphere on any given day. Even the largest and most generous of Gods gifts will be reduced to many minute fragments of His original intention during the journey, and the rare blessing that reaches the ground will be much smaller than it was in Heaven. Moreover, those divine blessings that manage to make it through the atmosphere typically fall harmlessly into the ocean without humans even realizing it. Northcote told reporters that a particularly powerful blessing from God that struck Earth during the Cretaceous period is believed to have wiped out 75 percent of the worlds species. 