In his third hammer-induced communion with the Son of God in as many days, local resident Bart Peintner made a vociferous appeal to Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Monday following a blunt ball-peen-hammer blow to his left thumb. 'Holy Jesus Christ Almighty in Heaven!' said Peintner, who was repairing a chair at the time of the thumb injury/spiritual communion. Added Peintner: 'Jesus Fucking Christ!' Spokespersons for Fucking Christ were unavailable for comment at press time. 