After months of searching, Kentucky law-enforcement officials, working closely with federal authorities, discovered a massive, illegal talk-show-guest mill Monday on the outskirts of Tompkinsville. 'When I first laid eyes on the place, I couldn't believe what I was seeing,' said Monroe County sheriff Bill McCallum, the first to spot the long-sought mill. 'There had to be enough scrawny, toothless men in 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin T-shirts and fat, foul-mouthed women in sweatsuits for a thousand Jerry Springer episodes. There was a whole section of the mill that, from the looks of things, pumped out nothing but rattails.' 