Forcefully asserting that two-hand touch football is for girls, reports out of Greenfield Park confirmed Monday that a small but aggressive faction of seventh-graders are staunchly in favor of playing tackle. Cmon, stop being such babieslets play real football, said the contingents de facto leader, 12-year-old Conor Crawford, reportedly growing increasingly combative and confrontational as several of his seventh-grade peers displayed some hesitancy toward the idea. We can put Brian and Jack on different teams since theyre the biggest, so that way itll be fair. Tackle is so much more fun, and its not like were playing on pavement or something. At press time, play had halted as the entire group gathered around a crying Brennan Michaels following the games kickoff. 