In the wake of a grand jurys divisive decision not to charge Ferguson, MO police officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, a weary American populace told reporters Tuesday that they are not sure if they can take another bullshit speech about healing. If I have to watch some politician, law enforcement official, or pretty much anyone regurgitate the same meaningless platitudes about setting aside our differences and coming together as a nation, I might just lose it, said Atlanta resident Samantha Hubbard, echoing the sentiment of hundreds of millions of Americans who are uncertain if they can stomach even a single empty call for respect and civility. I honestly dont know if Im physically capable of listening to another community leader recite the same unbearable garbage about how its time for an open and honest dialogue. I swear to God, if I hear even one goddamn person assert theres more that unites us than divides us, I will immediately blow my brains out. At press time, the nation was particularly apprehensive at the prospect of a bullshit speech that declared words were not enough. 