A shared memory of the Nickelodeon series You Can't Do That On Television resulted in the act of sexual intercourse between two 26-year-olds Friday, sources reported. 'Somehow the show came up, and she remembered how the trigger for getting slimed was saying 'I don't know,'' said paralegal Mike Siddeitch, whose faint recollection of a sketch involving a South American military officer, a firing squad, and a child tied to a post was warmly received by medical student Emily Bryant and was directly responsible for the three hours of casual lovemaking that occurred later that evening. 'It's so weird how stuff like that from your childhood sticks in your memory.' Shortly after waking up the next morning, the pair simultaneously named the show's disheveled hamburger chefBarth Baggesetting off another round of manic copulation. 