Horrible person James MacDougal, an account executive at the properties management firm Gordon, Olster and French, this time blamed his constant shitty behavior toward others on the shortened days of the fall season, sources reported Monday. 'The lack of sunlight makes me cranky,' said MacDougal, who in previous months has blamed the humidity, his favorite sports team losing, not getting enough sleep, and the 'terrible' office coffee for making him a total, un-relenting asshole. 'I've snapped at [secretary] Lynette three times this week. I should really apologize. It's just my knee has been killing me lately.' By midwinter, MacDougal is expected by coworkers to revert to such time-tested excuses as having to change to snow tires, being 'under the weather,' and the annual Christmas visit from '[his] griping bitch of a mom.' 