Sources inside local man Eric Chens brain confirmed this week that a major corporations recent online advertising campaign was so unsuccessful that its ineffectiveness was immediately perceptible to Chens subconscious. Oh man, that had absolutely no impact on me whatsoever. Why are they wasting their money on this garbage? said Chens unconscious mind of the weak, useless banner ad that was judged a waste before the 28-year-old could even consciously produce a negative visceral reaction to it. They really thought this would work on me? I cant believe that advertising team wasnt fired years ago. At press time, Chens subconscious was thinking of a big Reuben sandwich with a pickle and a side of fries. 