According to resident Mike Donnick, his friend and roommate Ben Manton lives a bizarre parallel life as a fan of the U.K. Premier League soccer club Manchester United. On Saturdays, Ill hear him leave the apartment at like 7 in the morning, and then hell come back around 2 or 3 in the afternoon absolutely plastered, wearing an enormous red scarf and Man U jersey, Donnick told reporters Tuesday, admitting he has no idea where Ben goes or with whom he hangs out while away. Occasionally, Benll be on his computer and yell something like Fucking Vidic, but when I ask him who Vidic is, he tells me Vidics the club skipper and not to worry about it. I think Vidic might be a soccer player, but who knows? Donnick also said Bens weird choice to sing Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put the Scousers on the top to the tune of Oh My Darling, Clementine is somehow connected to his secret Manchester United fandom, but could not be certain. 