Citing the unbelievable lack of depth at virtually every position on their roster, team sources confirmed Monday that the Houston Astros, who have the worst record in the majors, are not even good enough to play for pride at this point. 'It'd be nice to at least have enough scraps of talent to compete for dignity's sake,' said Astros outfielder J.D. Martinez, adding that the harder the players try, the more embarrassing the team's performances become. 'Obviously we would love to get out there and give it our all for ourselves, our families, the Astros organization, and the fans in Houston. But we'd still suck, so what's the point?' At press time, the Astros were losing. 