Coach, Denver Broncos Strength: Product of the famed Jim Fassel coaching tree Weaknesses: Cant win without all-time great like Peyton Manning or Jake Delhomme; Struggles in cold-weather coaching conditions; Requires new aortic valve replacement two to three times per game; Deaf and mute Skill: Quick, elegant coaching mechanics Style: Perplexed oaf Embarrassing Secret: Thought it was called line of spinach until just last year Job He Would Have If He Wasnt An NFL Head Coach: Assistant head coach Coaching Philosophy: West Coast nihilist Goals: Headset that actually plugs in NEXT: Peyton Manning 