Remarking upon the toys lack of removable parts and childproof battery compartment, Fisher-Price designer Matthew Hayden told reporters Thursday that hed like to see a 2-year-old just try and choke on the newest version of the Go Baby Go 1-2-3 Crawl-Along Snail. Im telling you, this thing is rock solid. A toddler is welcome to cram it in their mouth and give it their best shot, but theres no damn way any piece is coming off, said Hayden, noting that a child aged 6-24 months would have to have a hell of a big mouth to be able to swallow the toys sliding ladybug component. Go ahead, leave a kid unattended with the Go Baby Go 1-2-3 Crawl-Along Snail for five minutes and see if anything happens. If a 2-year-old finds a way to lodge any part of this in his trachea, completely obstructing airflow and resulting in death, Id be impressed. Hell, Id give him a standing ovation. Hayden, who confirmed that while there was no fucking way a 2-year-old could choke on any part of the Crawl-Along Snail, said he couldnt speak to whether or not the toys paint contained any carcinogens. 