In a major Hollywood security leak, an Encino, CA, company has made 'Weight-Loss Secrets Of The Stars' available to the non-famous. Direct Sales International made the offer through ads last week in The National Enquirer and Weekly World News. 'Learn how the rich and famous take unwanted pounds off FASTand KEEP them off!' the ad read. 'I am horrified by the implications of this,' Julia Roberts said. 'The institution of celebrityhood could crumble, with our thigh-trimming and belly-banishing secrets now public. The global balance of beauty has tipped forever. God help us all.' 