Citing their stuck-up attitudes and stupid, hip little outfits, a devastating new report from Waverly Building sources found Tuesday that the people who work on the fifth floor are a bunch of pompous dicks. 'Taking into account how they're always talking to each other about some client or project or something and acting all high and mighty, it is our determination that [the people on the fifth floor] are pretty much all cocksuckers,' the report read in part. 'They don't even look at you when you walk into the elevator, and they don't laugh at your jokes, either. It's like, ooh, sorry, people on the fifth floor, I guess we're not all attractive and wealthy like you. Pricks.' The report also confirmed there was that one woman from there who looks kind of like Laura San Giacomo who smiled once, so she might be okay, but the rest of them can go to hell. 