A report released Friday by Sausalito city officials revealed that area fitness enthusiast and power walker Linda Williams looks absolutely ridiculous. 'Oh, man,' the report reads in part, 'she looks so absurd. Look at the way she frantically thrusts her arms forward, like some sort of spastic, convulsing marionette. And what is with that bizarre lurching she does with her shoulders and neck?' The report also questioned whether Williams has any idea at all just how unbelievably stupid she looks. 