Claude Winters, 83, falsified his age Saturday to gain admission to a dance for singles aged 65 to 80 at the Appleton VFW. 'The girls at the over-80 dances are so old-fashioned,' said Winters, eyeing a shapely 68-year-old widow across the dance floor. 'When I go produce shopping, I want my vegetables, you know, fresh.' Winters stressed he is not 'some cradle-robbing pervert looking for pre-menopausal women.' 