Citizens across the country reportedly came to a collective agreement Wednesday that as a society they could probably make do with a bit less porn. If were really being honest with ourselves, I think we have to acknowledge that wed still be okay if there was maybe a fraction or so less pornography than there currently is, said Cleveland resident Eric Shepard, 32, noting that the nation now has more porn at its disposalincluding amateur porn, barely legal porn, bondage-BDSM porn, bukkake porn, clothed-male-naked-female porn, fisting porn, felching porn, enema porn, and vintage pornthan it could possibly view. Now, were definitely not asking anyone to take it all away. We love this stuff, after all. Were just saying we could stand to dial back what we currently have by maybe 3 or 4 percent. Citizens later added that should the day ever come when the amount of porn needs to be increased, they would like to see additions made to the present inventory of biracial pregnant face-sitting porn. 