With a dominant 6-1 win over Sweden in Mondays semifinal, Team USA advanced to the gold medal game of womens icewhoa, where the fuck do you think youre going? Hold on a minute, you sexist prick. Come back and read this. After surging ahead thanks to first-period goals from Amanda Kessel, Kacey Bellamy, andwhat, did seeing the names Amanda and Kacey already make you want to navigate away from this page? Because sources saw your dismissive, misogynistic bullshit coming a mile away before posting this report about a womens sporting event, even though it involves a team representing the United States of America at the goddamn Olympics. According to reports, the U.S. will be favorites against longtime rivals Canada in Thursdays final, and why dont you just park your ass right where it is for 10 more seconds, because reading 300 words about a talented team of female athletes on the verge of Olympic gold isnt going to kill you. Cmon, you honestly think sources cant see right through you, you chauvinistic fuck? Speaking to reporters following her impressive one-goal, two-assist performance against Sweden, U.S. forward Brianna Decker saidwell, do you really want to know what she said? Or are you just going to ignore it like you do every story related to the LPGA, the WNBA, womens tennis, and the U.S. womens soccer team? Sources also apologize that this page doesnt contain images of female hockey players wearing bikinis, because Lord knows that sort of crap would keep your attention. Reports went on to confirm that this shit youre pulling right here is exactly why women struggle to make a living as professional athletes. At press time, you certainly didnt make it this far into the story, so just forget it. You fucking pig. 