Case Western Reserve University freshman Brian Calabrese, 18, who will be the only student staying on campus this holiday weekend, is planning the saddest little Thanksgiving meal in history of the world, sources told reporters today. I wasnt able to get a ride home to Akron, so Im just going to make a little Thanksgiving dinner for myself here in the dorm, said Calabrese, who recently walked to a local Shop Rite supermarket and purchased a small package of sliced turkey and a box of Stove Top stuffing for what will undoubtedly be the most depressing iteration yet of the 391-year-old tradition. I wont have any family or friends around, but I can still make it feel Thanksgiving-y and eat a nice meal. Might stop by a gas station, too, and see if they have a can of cranberry sauce, a smiling Calabrese continued. Then itll really feel like Im home. Sources said that Calabrese, whose roommate, friends, and classmates will all be spending Thanksgiving day at home with their families, reportedly plans on eating his unbelievably depressing meal on his small computer desk, and will likely spend the majority of his day either watching movies on his laptop or taking periodic walks around the deserted campus. Additionally, the freshman is expected to make a heartbreaking 15-minute phone call to his family while they are in the middle of their Thanksgiving festivities. I think there might be a few international students sticking around campus, but I dont really know any of them, said Calabrese, who decided to refrigerate a slice of the cafeterias pumpkin pie for dessert on Thursday. I should have some extra food to spare, though, in case anyones interested in joining me. Im definitely still going to have a nice little Thanksgiving, he added of the unbearably grim little day he has planned. At press time, Calabrese was painfully telling reporters how he could taste the turkey already. 