Local boogie boarder Kevin McLean was hospitalized Friday following an accident that left the 25-year-old completely bummed from the neck down, according to doctors. On arrival, gnarly complications had already wiped out much of Kevins mobility, leaving him in mondo knots and dangerously elevating his bodys levels of weak sauce, said Scripps Memorial Hospitals Dr. Aaron Muriel, who described the accident as hella, hella tragic but encouraged McLean and his family to hang loose and maintain a tubular perspective if possible. Unfortunately, his spinal cord is also effin cashed, so it may be months or even years before he regains any righteousness in his extremities. Frankly, were just psyched hes alive. At press time, McLean remained in mad bogus condition. 