Sources confirmed that a harrowing journey commenced today at first light, when middle-class parents of two Ken and Deborah Linden courageously set off to find the perfect school district, a mythical realm of top-ranked, well-rounded education that many say only exists in legend. The quest, which the Lindens said could last weeks, months, or even years, is expected to take the fearless couple to the farthest reaches of the metropolitan area as they search for the fabled school system with an 8-to-1 student-teacher ratio, highly competitive SAT scores, and lavishly funded programs for the gifted and talented. Though our path may be treacherous, our will is unshakable and we embark with hopeful spirits in pursuit of this long-lost domain of nationally recognized elementary and secondary schools, said Deborah Linden, who has reportedly spent many long nights poring over maps, standardized test data, and copies of U.S. News & World Report. Whatever pitfalls we encounterbe they lottery-based admissions policies or steep home priceswe will not rest until our children are enrolled. We will find this hallowed place where Mandarin is offered in addition to French and Spanish, and where nearly a quarter of graduates attend their first-choice Ivy League college, she continued, or we will die trying. According to lore, the mysterious school districtlocated in a remote clearing in the suburbs that only a chosen few are able to seeoffers a robust, wide-ranging curriculum that prophets claim includes all the AP classesall of them. More than one could ever possibly take. If legends are to be believed, the teachers in every classroom in the district hold an advanced degree, often a doctorate, and the days lessons are displayed on Smart Boards synced to each students school-issued iPad. It has even been prophesied that there are unlimited opportunities to participate in extracurricular activitiesfrom advanced computer programming clubs to organized weekly community service projectsthat look good on a scholarship application. There are some who believe the perfect school district does not existthat it is just an old tale handed down in whispered tones at PTA meetings and Kaplan Test Prep centers, and nothing more, said Ken Linden, resolutely staring off into the distance. But we know it is out there somewhere, and we believe its manifold rewards will be visited upon the children of those able to secure an open spot. Many have faltered in this quest, but we will succeed. We must succeed. When I close my eyes I can almost envision the quiz bowl team prepping for regional finals, he added. Fleeing as they are a blighted elementary school district that does not feed into their towns good high school, the Lindens told reporters they know well the risks their mission entails. The couple said that a year ago they were convinced they had discovered the mythic realm in Barterfeld, VA, but their hopes were cruelly dashed when they read about a 2011 bullying incident at one of its schools, forcing them to begin the daunting quest anew. They confirmed the same fate befell them last fall, when they believed Rundlett County Public Schools to be the storied district of legend, only to find out later that its senior-year internship programs were insufficiently rigorous, and that its reputation for math, while good, could be better. Each time we thought we had finally found this long-foretold-of scholastic paradise it turned out to be no more than a mirage, Deborah Linden said. I know our journey may seem misguided, even mad to some, but these legendary places of learning where one-on-one counseling and tutoring are available from pre-K onward promise far too much for us to let them slip from our grasp. Cause theres no way were letting our kids go to Richmond South, she added. That dump doesnt even have an HD video production studio. 