Insisting that calling the liquor store for assistance is 'totally unnecessary,' University of Virginia sophomore and house-party attendee Josh Pelham heroically vowed to fix a broken keg himself Monday. 'Everybody, just have the MGDs in the fridge for nowI'll figure this out quick,' said Pelham, standing over the far-from-tapped keg. 'My brother did this once with, like, a wrench. Is there a wrench around?' Over the course of the next hour, Pelham went on to request a coat hanger, kitchen knife, and crowbar. 