After applying several spritzes of cologne to his freshly shaven face, 87-year-old World War II veteran Roger Sarlo confidently left his home Thursday to go reel in some top-shelf D-Day anniversary pussy, the grandfather of five confirmed. I have my garrison cap nice and pressed with all the pins on the sides, so now its time to head out and get me some of that sweet I-stormed-the-beach-at-Normandy snatch, said Sarlo, claiming that he expects to be positively drenched in cooch by mid-afternoon. Plus, I dusted off my old military jacket and put my medals right there on the breast pocket. Thats usually guaranteed to get at least one or two pairs of panties sopping. At press time, Sarlo was saluting an American flag in a local park and waiting for the beaver train to come rolling in. 