In light of the recent execution of yet another high-ranking North Korean official, newly sworn-in legislator Park Jun-seo told reporters Wednesday that he is wondering which method will eventually be used to put him to death. Being hanged is pretty standard, but theres no real reason I wont be killed by firing squad or decapitation, said Park, adding he also wouldnt be the least bit surprised if he was accused of treason and burned in public the same day. They just shot the defense minister with an anti-aircraft gun, so they probably wont go back to that well again right away. I guess they could just throw me off a balcony at one of the presidential palaces. Thatd be as good as anything. At press time, Park couldnt believe something so obvious hadnt occurred to him as his head was being positioned under the treads of a tank. 