Steelers officials confirmed Thursday that strong safety Troy Polamalu has been placed on injured reserve with a broken neck following an unfortunate incident in the team barn involving dim-witted quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. Oh no, I done a bad, bad thing, said the hulking simpleton and two-time Pro Bowler, who reportedly furrowed his brow attempting to comprehend the situation as Polamalu remained face-down and motionless on the bed of straw. I just wanted to touch his soft, pretty hair, thats all. I didnt mean to hurt him none, honest. Aw, I gonna get hell now. At press time, Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin was reportedly speaking to Roethlisberger about the teams bright future while pointing a Luger pistol at back of the feebleminded quarterbacks head. 