Hoping to alleviate the controversy surrounding their allegedly racist name, representatives for the Washington Redskins announced Thursday that they will attempt to ease tensions with the nations outraged Native Americans by adding a bottle of liquor to the football teams official logo. We have heard the complaints from the Native American community about our logo, and we are making some key design changes so that we can at last put this matter behind us, franchise owner Dan Snyder told reporters at a press conference in which he unveiled the newest iteration of the teams emblem, which now features a 1.75-liter plastic jug of Black Velvet blended whiskey alongside the Redskins traditional Indian head profile. After years of contentious back-and-forth over the issue, we decided to come up with a logo that at last pays fitting tribute to this countrys proud native peoples. And we believe this is that logo. You redskins like-um the firewater, right? According to team sources, in a further attempt to mend relations with the Native American community, the Redskins have elected to donate thousands of smallpox-infested blankets to the nations Indian reservations. 