Third baseman Kevin Youkilis reportedly posted a sign-up sheet for a threesome in the Red Sox dugout Monday, encouraging players and coaches to join him for a great opportunity to get their fuck on. Lets do this, guys. Im already super hard thinking about all this group boning, said Youkilis, who pretended to stroke a 4-foot-long erection while urging teammembers to also sign up girlfriends, wives, or even grandmothers, as long as they werent squeamish about backdoor action. The combination doesnt matter as long as theres an equal number of poles and holes. Dustin, Im going to put your name up here. You dont have to join in. You can just jerk it in the corner if you want. Were all just trying to get off, right? According to sources, Youkilis warned the team to wear clothes that they didnt mind getting jizz-stained. 