According to a study published Friday in the Journal Of Quantitative Analysis In Sports, an overwhelming majority of bullshit rulings made by NFL officials go in favor of the opposing team. The data in our findings conclusively proved that most horseshit calls not only go to the other team, but also occur very late in games, said lead researcher Dr. Alexander Ferguson, a statistical analyst at Carnegie Mellon University. In addition, we found that of the officials who make dumbass calls, 58 percent dont know what the hell theyre doing out there, 23 percent must be watching a completely different goddamn game, and a further 19 percent are just totally fucking blind. The study, which confirmed that the majority of bullshit calls are game-changing decisions, also found that rulings that help your team are simply lucky breaks that would not have affected the ultimate outcome of the game anyway. 