At a packed press conference Monday, former U.S. Marine Randy Barcynski unveiled his plans to watch lots of television in the coming months. 'I am going to watch a hell of a lot of TV,' announced the unemployed Barcynski, who served with the 57th Division in the Gulf War, earning two Silver Medals of Distinction. 'The Price is Right, One Life to Live, Seinfeld, Cybill, ERthose are just some of the many, many shows I am going to watch.' Barcynski added that among the new fall shows, Mr. Rhodes and Party Girl are his favorites, though he stressed that he would watch all the others as well, even those he dislikes. Added Barcynski, 'You have no idea how much freaking TV I am going to watch.' 