Local auto-repair specialist Jim Ervine told reporters Thursday that an attractive woman he has spotted at the 4th Avenue Tavern may possess enough physical flaws not to simply reject him out of hand. 'When you first look at her you see an eight, maybe even a nine, but if you examine closely you notice a slight overbite and asymmetrical eyes,' said Ervine, who calculates that the birthmark on the woman's neck will make her more willing to overlook the fact that he's 15 pounds over weight. 'Unless she had supportive parents who instilled her with a lot of self-esteem, I should have a chance. A good chance.' Ervine said he plans on glancing occasionally at the woman's bony knuckles to give himself the confidence he needs to approach her. 