A new motion picture about a resilient underdog who somehow finds the courage to take on a giant, faceless corporation was released Friday by 20th Century Fox, a giant, faceless corporation. 'We are just so proud of this wonderful film that shows anything is possible with a little persistence,' said Fox executive Janet Taylor, who used her company's unbridled wealth and influence to effectively bury two independent movies opening the same weekend. 'This incredible can-do spirit is something you don't see enough of this day and age.' Taylor then excused herself to go inform 2,000 Fox employees that they no longer had jobs. 