Patrons of the Full Moon Tavern are reporting that oh, God, area man Darrell Barnes is walking right up to that beautiful woman sitting by the window. 'I can't watch this,' eyewitness Mark Oliver whispered to himself after witnessing Barnes spend seven minutes working up the courage to oh, shit, he's actually trying to talk to her. 'What the hell are you doing? Just get out of there, man.' At press time, sources confirmed Barnes and the woman were walking together toward the exit and, Christ, look at that: The son of a bitch actually pulled it off. 