Something nearly worth reporting occurred either Saturday or Sundayalthough no written records of the event exist, analysts claim it was the same day the Yankees beat the Mets to take the Subway Serieswhen the Minnesota Twins squandered a large late-game lead to the Brewers, but then won the game when Jason [sic] Morneau hit a walkoff home run in a manner eerily reminiscent of Red Sox slugger David Ortiz. 'Manny Ramirez has really started heating up at the plate as of late, and you know what that meansopposing pitchers had better watch out,' ESPN's Sean McAdam said when asked about Corey Hart's eighth-inning homer that cut the Twins' lead to two. 'But if the Yankees rotation stays healthy and Abreu keeps swinging a big stick, it will be a tight race down the stretch. Should be a fun summer.' Prince Fielder, Torii Hunter, Jeff Suppan, and Joe Nathan were unavailable for comment, as they are not Derek Jeter, Curt Schilling, Johnny Damon, or Alex Rodriguez. 