A local teenager, standing on the corner of Spring Street and Dunlap Lane, is clearly up to some kind of no good, neighborhood sources reported Thursday. Neighbors are keeping close watch on the teen, who has an unsettling number of pockets. The teenager, spotted by Greenfield residents at approximately 4:36 p.m., has been described as tall, suspiciously quiet, and almost certainly looking for trouble. According to concerned sources, the teenager has absolutely no business being out there like that. 'Just look at him,' said Bob Page, one of several men and women currently watching the 14-year-old from their living room window. 'That boy's definitely up to something.' Signs that the teenager may be up to no good have so far included his hunched over posture, the way he keeps looking around with his eyes, and the fact that he probably owns a number of those violent video games. Residents told reporters that they are especially troubled by the teenager's hooded sweatshirt, which he is wearing with the hood drawn, despite it not even raining outside. 'I don't like how I can't see his face,' said homemaker Ellen Campbell, who attributed the teen's erratic behavior to the lack of positive role models in today's music industry. 'He'd show his face if he weren't thinking of doing something wrong. I bet he's thinking of doing something wrong right now.' Based on his outward appearance, many are worried that the teenager is one of those youths who were recently caught drinking in the woods behind the recycling center. According to residents, what the teenager will do next remains their chief concern. Though he is not currently in possession of a shopping cart, residents believe that he may in fact steal one from the nearby Stop & Shop, simply for the sake of inconveniencing others. Some have even speculated that the teenager may be planning to burn dead leaves later this afternoon, possibly with the cigarette lighter to which he no doubt has access. Whatever unlawful acts he may be planning, locals are convinced it will include some sort of profanity, whether spoken, written, or a combination of both. 'He's probably waiting for one of his friends to arrive,' said Howard Silverman, who pretended to check on his mailbox four separate times in order to get a better look at the teen. 'Once that happens, they'll come up with something really terrible to do together.' Added Silverman, 'The songs they listen to make them angry.' Fears among residents increased minutes later when several onlookers noticed that the teenager's hands had entered his pockets. Among the items believed to be inside his pockets were spray cans, spoiled eggs, and probably one of those miniature stereos that all the young people own. The teenager then removed a cell phone from his pocket, viewed its screenwhich sources believe contained a nude picture of another teenagerand placed it back in his pocket. 'What's he hiding?' homeowner Ron Kirkland asked. 'One thing I know for sure: He's going to regret whatever it is he's about to do when he's older.' In a recent poll, 56 percent of residents claimed that the teenager is selling drugs, while 34 percent said he is buying drugs. The remaining 10 percent believe that he is currently on drugs. Ninety-eight percent of those polled wished the teen would just go away. 'Maybe someone should call the police,' said neighbor Patricia Meyer, who instead opted to stare out her window with an even more disapproving look. 'I just hope something doesn't get robbed.' At press time, the teen adjusted his hood to reveal a giant piercing in his left earlobe. 