Touting the products new state-of-the art features and highly intuitive user interface, Apples gag division unveiled at a media event today the iDookie 4SE, which the tech giant describes as the sleekest, most advanced fake dog shit to date. With this newest iDookie, we have created an ultrathin pile of novelty dog shit that provides the experience of a much larger imitative turd, said Apples senior vice president of marketing Phil Schiller, referring to the 2.5-inch-thick, touch-operated piece of plastic dog feces as a worthy addition to Apples line of fake barf, whoopee cushions, and Wi-Fi-compatible squirting flowers. Users simply place the iDookie on carpets, tables, laptops, or virtually anywhere, and then stand back and watch as unsuspecting passersby react with shock and surprise to the realistic-appearing dog doo. We at Apple are very excited to see this must-have product in the hands of pranksters everywhere. Schillers announcement was met with a thunderous standing ovation from those in attendance, all of whom announced their plans to lineup at Apple Stores weeks in advance for the fake dog shit. The iDookie 4SE is available now for preorder at Apples iGag Store for $399. 