Midway through tonights Monday Night Football game between the Washington Redskins and Dallas Cowboys, ESPN commentator Jon Gruden reportedly shared a bizarre and totally unprompted two-minute-long story about secretly watching his younger brother, current Redskins head coach Jay Gruden, undress as a child. Ill tell you what, when we were kids I hid in Jays closet for what must have been an hour, just waiting for him to come back to his room from the shower so I could see him without any clothes on, Gruden said to a seemingly stunned and utterly silent Mike Tirico as the game continued on screen. He was looking great even as a 10-year-old, and I just sat theredead quiet and not moving a musclestaring at him through the little slits in the closet door. What can I say, it was just exhilarating, watching your little brother totally naked without him knowing. Its still so vivid in my mind the sight of his small, supple body as he toweled off, put on clothes, and then played with his action figures. To this day, I dont think he knows about it, and my parents certainly never found out. I dont know, maybe part of me wanted to get caught. Maybe part of me wanted him to open that closet door and find me crouched there in the dark. But look, I have no doubt Jay will get it right for the Redskins this season. Hes one heck of a football coach. Following the conclusion of Grudens anecdote, sources confirmed that nearly 30 seconds of dead air passed before Tirico abruptly said, Okay, third and short for the Cowboys, and resumed the games commentary. 