Rescued after being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Bill and Mary Kolin were forced to endure a ride back to the U.S. mainland on a Disney Magic cruise ship. 'I suffered severe sunburn, dehydration, and starvation, but that was nothing compared to the half a day I spent on that hellship,' Mary told reporters Monday. 'I honestly didn't think we'd make it through Chip 'N' Dale's Karaoke Jam, much less Mickey's Breakfast Buffet.' Bill said he plans to write a book chronicling his struggle for survival among shuffleboard-playing Lion King fans. 