The Bradley men's basketball team, fresh from earning an appearance in the Sweet 16, are eagerly anticipating their chance to bring the NCAA championship back to the middle of nowhere. 'It's just great to be playing against Kansas and Pittsburgh and all these other great places we've seen on TV,' said Bradley senior forward Marcellus Sommerville, who despite getting to travel on a plane to play in the tournament was modest about his team's accomplishment. 'Meanwhile, we're concentrating on getting the job done for everyone back at the intersection of County Highway 78 and Rural Route G.' Bradley athletics director Ken Kavanagh added that, should Bradley win the tournament, the city would probably have to install a stop sign to control the traffic of all the people wanting to see the championship trophy. 