Three hours and half a keg into the night Thursday, a group of friends reportedly reached the point where everyone present attempts to hoist 261-pound Dennis Ware off the ground. 'Get under his armsdo it, do it,' said Patrick Henson, referring to the large, reserved civil engineer. 'He's trying to make himself heavy! Don't let him make himself heavy!' According to party sources, lifting Ware off his feet was quickly followed by the point in the night where everybody realizes they're over 30. 