Impending global ecological disaster resulted in a delightful, balmy mid-February afternoon Monday. 'Oooh, this is nice,' said Edina resident Todd Crimmons, enjoying a 55-degree afternoon of rollerblading thanks to a rise in atmospheric carbon-dioxide levels resulting from massive overdependence on fossil fuels and the depletion of plant life. 'I think I could get used to this loss of our planet's climatic integrity.' 