With lawmakers on both sides of the aisle agreeing that everyone deserves to be a little naughty once in a while, sources revealed Thursday a newly enacted budget cheat day that allows government officials to splurge on spending once per week. Its so much easier to be fiscally responsible when you know that, come Saturday, youll get to indulge in whatever expenditures you want, said Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx, adding that he didnt mind treating himself to a $200 billion upgrade of the nations interstate highway system if hes been good during the preceding six days. Honestly, Id lose my mind if I had to stick to my allocated funds the whole week. Now I know that if I can just hang in there, theres a massive investment in the nations freight infrastructure waiting for me on the weekend. At press time, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson was skipping budget cheat day, as he had reportedly been binging on immigration enforcement all week long and didnt think he deserved it. 