While checking his news feed for updates on the 438 people in his extended network Monday night, Tom Allessandro, 24, noticed that Facebook friend David Bluvband has apparently died. 'Huh, I guess he's dead now,' said Allessandro, adding that it seemed like only yesterday when Bluvband, a former coworker of his ex-girlfriend, posted a link to the YouTube clip of 'Chocolate Rain.' 'Boy. That's a shame. Just goes to show you that you really have to enjoy every SuperPoke like it's your last.' After an appropriate two-minute mourning period spent reviewing Bluvband's tagged photos, Allessandro clicked 'Attending' for an event entitled 'Lost My Cell Phone! I Need Your Numbers!!@!.' 