Mitt Romney privately wondered this week just how in the name of living fuck hes supposed to appeal to Asian voters, sources close to the presumptive Republican presidential nominee confirmed. I have to get 40% of these people? I dont even know how to court one Asian, let alone five million Asians, muttered the former Massachusetts Governor, adding that he couldnt think of an Asian on the entire fucking planet that would look at him and think, I want to vote for that guy. This is going to be a goddamn disaster. I have a hard enough time appealing to white women, let alone Asians. Asian, for Christs sake. Recent reports indicate that Romney has decided to start walking around in a silk robe he found in his closet and see if that does anything for him. 