Though she considers herself a close and loyal confidante, 28-year-old Amanda Willets admitted Tuesday that unless her longtime friend Courtney Saunders, 29, is in the throes of panic, heartbreak, or a physical illness, the two have very little to discuss. We can easily talk for hours about a disagreement between her and her mother, or the veiled insults she thinks are directed at her by a colleague, but as soon as things start looking up in her life we kind of hit a wall, Willets said, referring to the halting and uninteresting conversations the two engage in once Saunders various health scares, family dramas, financial emergencies, and existential crises have been exhausted. Yesterday, for instance, things seemed to be going pretty well for her, so we awkwardly chatted about Orange Is The New Black for a few minutes and then just found an excuse to get off the phone. Its uncomfortable right now, but knowing Courtney, it wont be long before she completely freaks out about how her landlord is raising her rent or how another one of her high school friends got engaged while shes still alone, and our talks will pick up again. At press time, Willets breathed a sigh of relief and cleared her afternoon schedule after receiving a text from Saunders saying sooo annoyed, please call. 