Citing the near infinite number of celestial bodies in the known universe, an international panel of scientists at Stanford University released a report this week speculating that any extraterrestrials that exist may have hair entirely different from that of humans. The researchers, who analyzed data on the vast variety of atmospheric and chemical conditions found on distant worlds, suggested aliens could have hair with color and texture so different from that of human beings as to be virtually unrecognizable. When you consider just how massive the universe is and just how many ways life could have evolved, its likely extraterrestrials have hair we simply dont have the vocabulary to describe, said astrobiologist Jeremy Rosenwald, adding that a range of factors, such as the amount of gravity or water on a planet, could influence our very definition of silky, kinky, or wavy. After all, alien hair could be an adaptation to literally any imaginable environment. If we encountered an alien tomorrow, who knows what hair wed be dealing with? Think of it, Rosenwald continued. Styling beyond the human brains capacity to even conceive. When you consider just how massive the universe is and just how many ways life could have evolved, its likely extraterrestrials have hair we simply dont have the vocabulary to describe. Researchers used computer simulations to predict how hair might develop in a variety of extreme planetary conditions, including severe cold, sustained wind speeds in excess of 2,000 miles per hour, or the absence of an atmosphere altogether. Among their findings was reportedly the startling revelation that alien life forms might not only have brown, black, blond, or red hair, but hair whose natural color falls literally anywhere along the visual spectrumor that is completely translucent. The scientists went on to suggest that because the differences between humans and extraterrestrials could extend to the fundamental building blocks of life, alien organisms may even have a head of hair that parts horizontally across the top of their head, rather than vertically at the center or to either side. We were able to render several images of what we think bangs could look like if non-carbon-based organisms developed them in a 90 percent methane atmosphere, said astronomer Nigel Lucas. But these are at best speculative exercises. With all the factors that come into play, we honestly dont know if the bangs would be side-swept, peek-a-boo, or some unearthly combination of both. And based on the age of the universe, these creatures could be far more intelligent than we are and have civilizations with salons far more advanced than our own, continued Lucas. In that case, wed be as bewildered by their approaches to feathering, highlighting, and chunking as the earliest hominid on the savanna would be by ours. However, because human beings have barely even begun to explore their infinitesimally small region of the universe, Lucas told reporters that the odds of actually viewing extraterrestrial hair in our lifetime are extremely remote. As a scientist, its disappointing that Ill almost certainly never see the hair on a creature from a planet thats covered in ammonia seas or thats many times hotter than our own sun, said Lucas. I can only wonder if it wishes it could see my hair, too. 