Assuring them it isnt much trouble at all, U.S. Secretary of Labor Thomas Perez is reportedly allowing all 7.8 million unemployed Americans to crash at his place until they are able to get back on their feet, sources confirmed Thursday. Its really nice of Tom to let us stay here while we look for a jobhes been pretty cool with us sleeping in the living room and said we could have whatevers left in the fridge, said Topeka, KS resident Christina Lowe, adding that Perez had provided her and the millions of other out-of-work citizens residing with him a couple towels, extra blankets from the hallway closet, and a Post-it note with the Wi-Fi password. Hes been really great about letting us use his computer to submit job applications and print off rsums, and he even made an extra million sets of keys so we can head out for interviews whenever we need to. Weve been trying to pitch in by doing our dishes and folding all the blankets in the morning so that he hardly even notices were here. Lowe admitted to reporters that the only downside to Perezs generous accommodations was the long wait each morning for the shower, which usually ran out of hot water after the first couple thousand people had used it. 