Despite having a combined 56 fewer career victories, professional tennis player Andy Roddick informed professional golfer Phil Mickelson yesterday during a Make-A-Wish Foundation charity dinner that the two athletes are 'just like' professional golfer Tiger Woods and professional tennis player Roger Federer. 'He plays golf, you play golfI'm a professional tennis player, he's a professional tennis player you have to admit the similarities are striking,' Roddick told Mickelson, who vehemently agreed, saying 'Yeah, we're totally just like them The only difference is that they wish they were as cool as us.' Woods and Federer were unavailable for comment, as both athletes were reportedly engaged in pleasurable mutual contemplation of the fact that all other people are their physical and mental inferiors, a fact as simple and undeniable as it is immutable. 