1. Travis Wojkowski -LAST WEEK: 2 -Wojkowski finally gets to number one on our power rankings after a strong week getting into a fistfight with his door and chasing an angry rainforest out of his bathroom. 2. Forrest Wasmer -LAST WEEK: 11 -Big week for Wasmer, who finally broke into the top five with an incredible performance frantically feeling up a mailbox he believed to be his teenage sister. 3. Devin Vahey -LAST WEEK: 3 -Vahey holds serve with a solid but unspectacular showing, shoving his hand down a garbage disposal he believed to be a large bird's mouth, but catching himself before he flipped the switch. 4. Owen Stanwood -LAST WEEK: 1 -Remains to be seen if Stanwood can recover after setting fire to his legs and hallucinating the flames as a comfortable blanket. 5. Jeannie Tegurt -LAST WEEK: Unranked -Ever since Tammy Tegurt, her mother and former partner on the womens doubles hallucination circuit died after running through a plate glass window, Jeannies been the Tegurt to watch. 