According to a report published in the latest issue of the New Orleans Journal Of Medicine, a number of behaviors long believed detrimental to ones healthincluding binge-drinking and unprotected sex with multiple partnersmay actually prolong and enrich ones life. Massive intake of alcohol instills a deep sense of happiness, which is essential to an organisms longevity, the report stated. Random sex with a variety of partners is likewise encouraged: Exhaustive field research throughout New Orleans indicates that coupling with as many people as possible is a very good thing, the study said. Other behaviors endorsed by the renowned medical journal include: eating excessive amounts of rich, spicy food; inhaling nitrous oxide; and screaming Whoo! as loudly as possible in public. To aid the early detection of breast cancer, the study also strongly recommended that all women between the ages of 18 and 45 annually expose their breasts to cheering crowds. 