Coach, Seattle Seahawks Strengths: Never throws in the towel, even if his team is up by 30 points; Extremely likable to anyone who cant see through his bullshit Weaknesses: Probably that he cares too much, or maybe that he works too hard; Hasnt slept in 18 years; Loss to Vince Young in 2006 BCS National Championship Game looks more and more pathetic every day Coaching Style: Not afraid to yell woo in faces of Seahawks; Attempts to make brutally violent game fun for everyone Strategy: Going for it Facial Expressions: Cocky fuck; incredulous prick Fun Nickname: Coach Recruiting Violations Since Joining Seahawks: Zero Email: pcarroll1@usc.edu NEXT: Russell Wilson 