Onlookers were left incredibly bewildered Thursday after coming across an inexplicable roadside memorial that featured only a bicycle, a rotary telephone, and some sort of jug, sources confirmed. The bike part I get, but I really dont understand how the jug and the old phone could possibly figure in to whatever happened here, said local resident James McDermott, 31, adding that while he assumes the deceased was killed by a car while biking, the tribute as a whole just doesnt add up. Maybe he liked using landlines? He could have been one of those people who refuses to carry a cell phone. That still doesnt explain the jug, though. Oh, God, what if these are just random possessions his family found in his closet and thought maybe they were things he might have liked? Holy shit, thats depressing. Witnesses reportedly became even more confused after a weeping woman visited the memorial and quietly set down flowers, a broom, and a pair of needle-nose pliers. 