A word search puzzle featured on the back of a Kelloggs Frosted Mini-Wheats box is just about fucking impossible, local man Glenn McCurdy confirmed Thursday. Jesus Christ, why cant I fucking do this? said McCurdy, 34, referring to the impenetrable 10-letter by 10-letter grid, which reportedly includes such words as breakfast, milk, and fun. Ive been at it for almost an hour, and even the ones I got were some kind of fucking miracles. I mean, it looks like some of these words are in there backwards. Who the hell do they think I am? Bill fucking Gates? At press time, a frustrated McCurdy had torn apart the cereal box to access the answers printed on the inside. 