With Mondays peak web traffic hours nearly over, editors at the viral content site BuzzFeed told reporters they were still searching for a way to incorporate the news of CIA director David Petraeuss career-ending affair into a short article about why the 1990s were great. I dont know, I guess we could talk about how government officials also had affairs back in the 90s, and then segue into the Lewinsky scandal, maybe? BuzzFeed editor-in-chief Ben Smith said before asking staff members if anything about Petraeus could in any way be connected to the music video for the Blind Melon song No Rain, Crystal Pepsi, or scrunchies. I guess Petraeus looks a little bit like David Schwimmer. Sort of. Does that work? At press time, the editorial staff had reportedly decided to just make the articles accompanying picture a split screen of a contrite Petraeus and a still from the animated television show Hey Arnold! 