Revealing that Americans still excel in assembling all types of justifications, a report released Monday by researchers at Rutgers University confirmed that the United States remains the worlds unrivaled leader in manufacturing excuses. Our data shows that the American people are able to churn out millions of excuses every day, a rate five times faster than that of our closest international competitor, said author Tom McCullough, who noted that the country continues to dominate in every excuse-manufacturing subsector, with Americans mass-producing rationalizations for everything from why they didnt finish college to which of their colleagues should be blamed for them not receiving a promotion. Whether U.S. citizens are trying to get out of work, an upcoming party, or even a relationship, American excuses are still the envy of the industrialized world. Few countries can produce the same quality or quantity of pretexts, alibis, or half-assed explanations. McCullough added that the report probably could have been far better had his team been given more time and resources. 