Uttering an audible sigh of frustration as he noticed the franchises name in the classified ad, unemployed Detroit resident Chris Segel, 34, reportedly expressed disappointment Friday upon realizing the job opening hed been considering was with the Lions. Aw man, I was actually excited about this, but just when I got my hopes up I saw its for the goddamn Lions, said Segel, who dejectedly confirmed after scanning the listing a second time that the facilities management position was definitely at Ford Field with the Detroit Lions. I mean, I guess Im applying anyway because its a job and I need one, but Christ, this market really is fucking brutal if this shit is all thats left right now. At press time, sources reported Segel was eagerly looking into a possible job opportunity with Detroits sanitation department. 