Weeks after the irredeemably insipid film underperformed domestically, executives at Paramount Pictures said Friday they were cautiously optimistic that audiences overseas would be stupid enough to buy tickets to their latest big-budget piece of shit. Those dumbasses over there will go see this crap, right? said Steve Siskind, the studios executive vice president for worldwide marketing, who predicted the dipshits in Asia or somewhere could be counted on to boost box-office receipts for the fucking unbearable $200 million production. Transformers 3 was huge in China, so why wouldnt those morons go apeshit over this movie, too? It has tons of CGI, not to mention a car flying through a helicopter and landing on the roof of a building. Plus, theres no real story to follow, so language barriers shouldnt be a problem. Siskind added that to be on the safe side, Paramount was recutting the film with an additional 45 seconds of nudity to bring a few more dopes into the theaters in Eastern Europe. 