Two weeks into the new school year, North Platte High School janitor Stan McCurdy's fond memories of his summer as a human being looked upon with dignity and respect have all but slipped away, sources reported Friday. 'Now it almost seems like a dream, back in June when I was treated like a real person with the same feelings, worries, and aspirations as anyone else,' the man, who for the next nine months will be addressed as 'McDirty,' said as he bent over to scrub a hardened chunk of feces off the wall of the boys restroom and tried to ignore the group of 14-year-olds who openly pointed at him and laughed. 'Sometimes it's hard to believe that for three solid months I was surrounded by people who would make eye contact with me, say hello, and smile. Kind smiles, toono sniggering grins. It was the briefest of experiences, but for a while there, I was Stan McCurdy, person.' McCurdy told reporters he keeps a picture of his family's Fourth of July barbecue in his locker to remind him of his time as an actual valued member of the human race. 