Friends of local man Charles Wyatt, an intolerant asshole who unrepentantly despises all non-Caucasians, confirmed Tuesday that the deeply bigoted man makes the best barbecue around. Oh, man, Charlies an absolute master on that grill, said Wyatts next-door neighbor Mark Hawthorne, who like all of the racist pricks exclusively white friends has long enjoyed the hateful, small-minded mans expertly prepared grilled chicken, spare ribs, and beef brisket. First he marinates everything in his own homemade North Carolinastyle sauce, and then he slow-cooks it for hours so the meat just falls off the bone. I swear, nobody does it quite like Charlie. Sources additionally confirmed that Wyatts tantalizing barbecue dishes are perfectly complemented by the cooking of his wife, Sandy, a vicious anti-Semite who makes the best macaroni salad youve ever had in your life. 