With what he described as 'a deep sense of satisfaction,' local man David Glean closed his laptop Tuesday after viewing his 98,344th pair of naked breasts, telling reporters he had seen enough bare bosoms in his 32 years to last him the rest of his life. 'Well, I guess that's that,' said Glean, letting out a contented sigh more than two decades in the making. 'As soon as I locked eyes on that last set, something clicked in my head and I said to myself, 'Dave, if you don't see another pair of nude breasts again, you'll be fine.' I had never felt that way before.' Glean estimated he could still watch another 1,446 ejaculated-upon female faces and at least three more Filipino dwarf fistings. 