Without any concern for what his self-destructive habits are doing to him and to his relationship with the Lord, future born-again Christian Travis Sutton is currently drinking, doing drugs, and thinking everything is just one big joke, sources confirmed Tuesday. The completely out-of-line 24-year-old, who one day will get his act together and realize that no amount of fast living can match the rush that comes from allowing Jesus to fill your heart, is at this point reportedly getting drunk every day, partying every night, and acting like nothing else even matters. Woo! Lets get this party started! shouted the reckless man, who would rather crack open a beer than a Bible, and who hasnt once stopped to think that there might be something missing from his life that hell never get from hard drugs or loose women. Hey, everybody, we need to get fucked up! Lets do some shots, man! Do it! Fuck yeah! the man added while partaking of the wrong kind of spirit, one that wont ever quench the thirst in his soul that sources noted can only be satisfied by living each and every day for Jesus. According to numerous reports, Sutton is currently gambling away his eternal salvation in a crooked game of boozing, doping, and skirt-chasing that will continue to spiral out of control as he strays farther and farther from the healing light of the Lord. In addition, Sutton apparently does not realize how much he will one day regret having slept around with different women, wishing he had instead saved sex for his wedding night. Perhaps most alarmingly, sources have confirmed that while these wild times may seem like harmless fun right now, the as-yet-unsaved Sutton is in fact on a collision-course with disasterand Satan is behind the wheel. All right, now were talking! Line that shit up, Sutton said while once again getting high on drugs with a roomful of his so-called pals and turning his back on the one true friend who is his only hope in this world. Do we know where we can get some more of this? I dont care what time it is. Ill go all night. Hey, Keith, call your dealer! continued the wayward man who hasnt yet learned theres a much better way to get high: with a higher power. Despite the evil that currently fills the young mans heart, the mercy of God is reportedly so great that even sins as wicked as Suttons will be forgiven when he turns his life over to Jesus Christ. In the future, sources said, Sutton will share with others the story of how he once fell for the devils tricks and, like many young people, thought drugs were cool. It is expected that he will relate many anecdotes from the dark times of his youthusing phrases like That was my life, if you could call it thatbefore going on to say that if you place your trust in God, youll get a lot more in return. A whole lot more, reports confirmed. Hey, we need more beer! said Sutton, who is believed to be moments away from learning that, unlike the blood Jesus shed for him upon the cross, a bottle of alcohol cannot wash away his pain. Come on, lets go! Im driving! 