According to a report released this week by the Brookings Institution, actress, singer, and comedienne extraordinaire Bette Midler is finally back on The Great White Way in a dynamite new one-woman show and, people, its about time, too, because that woman is just a knockout performer, pure and simple. Our analysis shows that the Divine Miss M has returned to Old Broadway in top form and, frankly, would you expect anything less? read an excerpt from the report, which is right on the money, folks, because that woman can sing, that woman can act, and that woman has more talent in one little finger than most people have in their whole bodies. Further analysis shows, conclusively, that happy days are here again, friends: The blonde divas back in full force as she channels Hollywood super-agent Sue Mengers in a performance thats vintage Midler. Do yourself a favor and run, dont walk, to the Booth Theater. At press time, only Garland and Merman at their peaks could hold a candle to Midler, and even saying that might be a bit of a stretch. 