As part of his continued effort to torment the 34-year-old statistician and blogger, feared New York Times bully Derek Kriesel reportedly slapped a stack of opinion polls from Nate Silvers hands Friday, scattering the surveys across the floor of the organizations newsroom. Pick them up, you little fuckin dweeb, said Kriesel, who eyewitnesses confirmed kicked the papers down the hallway before Silver could gather them up. Hey, Silverdork, I got a poll for you. It says theres a 90 percent chance that Im going to beat the shit out of you, what do you think of that? At press time, sources said Silver was hiding in a supply closet and analyzing the latest electoral data as a menacing voice from across the hall called out, Oh, Silver! Where are you, Silver? 