While meeting with the official White House invitees to the State of the Union address ahead of tonights speech, President Barack Obama reportedly shoved 39-year-old Tulsa-area auto parts store owner Jeff Cavendish into a seat in the Congressional gallery and told him to just smile and keep [his] fucking mouth shut for the duration of the night. Listen, Im going to mention your story, the cameras going to cut to you, Michelle will look your way and give you a supportive nod, and you just sit there with your goddamn trap closed and a big fucking happy grin across your fat faceyou think you can handle that? said Obama, jutting a finger into Cavendishs sternum and telling him that as long as he kept his ass in the seat and didnt make a goddamn peep, he couldnt fuck up too bad. Whats your name? Greg? Joe? Doesnt fucking matter. Tonight its Greg. You have two kidsHayley and Blake or somethingyour wife just took a job as a cashier to make ends meet, and you got a small business loan from the government and its working out great. You got all that? Because you better fucking remember whatever I say about you if anyone follows up. The president then reportedly told the woman seated next to Cavendish that she sure as shit better look sad when he mentions how her mother was deported, as he was going to be pushing that immigrant shit hard tonight. 