Sequestered in their homes today to review talking points on a range of topics from gay marriage to Gaza to the wisdom of purchasing a hybrid car, the nations uncles have reportedly entered their final stages of preparation for Thursdays highly anticipated sit-down Thanksgiving dinner debates. Now, nownow BobBob!you cant just go saying Hold onyou cant just go saying that without considering the consequences, said the loudmouth contrarians, talking into their mirrors as they vigorously rehearsed various interruptions and smug denunciations on subjects such as political bias in the media and whether or not underage nephews should be allowed to have a few sips of wine on a holiday. If you thought aboutthank you, Mary, it was deliciousif you thought about the consequences for one second, youd realize how completely wrong that plan is. Thats exactly what these congressmen think, and thats why were headed off a fiscal cliff. You see? Sources confirmed the nations uncles are drafting their closing remarks around the theme of how the crust on the pumpkin pie could be a little flakier. 