Time-traveling neurotic Guy Axiom, more commonly known as 'the Man from the Future,' cannot stop living in the past, which to us, in the present, is also the future, but not quite as far into the future as the period Axiom hails from, sources close to the beleaguered 23rd-century scientist reported Monday. 'You've got to learn to live in the now, not the now that will have been,' Axiom's friend Joe Busey said in an attempt to console Axiom. 'There's nothing you can do about things that haven't happened yet but will.' The cause of Axiom's worries, his ex-girlfriend Jan Strontium, could not be reached for comment, as she will not be born for another 200 years. 