Following revelations this week that staffers under New Jersey Governor Chris Christie manipulated traffic in a small New Jersey town to punish its mayor, mortified Americans across the nation reported that they were shocked to learn the potential 2016 presidential candidate could possibly fumble such an easy political cover-up. Man, this guy wants to be President of the United States and he cant even conceal an act of corruption this rinky-dink and run-of-the-mill from voters? Its crazy, Newark resident Carolyn Baum said in agreement with millions of stunned Americans, adding that she holds potential presidential candidates to much higher standards of subterfuge and graft. I mean, this is a total softball. If he cant even bully one little small-town mayor into submission by oppressing his constituents and get away with it, how can we reasonably believe hes politically skilled enough to cover up national scandals like orchestrating a foreign war, illegally colluding with big business, or violating the civil liberties of millions of Americans? Its a little scary, to be honest. At press time, many Americans reported their faith in Christies presidential qualifications was somewhat restored after he released a series of statements pinning the blame on others and throwing top aides under the bus. 