After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sundays video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. Listen up, assholes, cause Im only saying this once: Ive worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me, said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. Seriously, dont you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, Im not fucking around. Got it? Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in. 