Greg Fox, a lifelong Brooklyn, NY, resident who recently moved to Portland, announced his great disappointment in the local bagel scene Monday. 'There's no good bagels in this town,' Fox said. 'They're like bakery rolls with holes in the middle. And the selection's terrible, too: I went to five different bagel places this morning, and not one of them had pumpernickel.' Fox said the only place to get real bagels is at B&B Bagels on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn. 