Calling the mans living conditions utterly deplorable, officials from Roommate Protective Services confirmed today that they removed local Kevin Spyra this morning from a two-bedroom apartment filled with overflowing garbage bins, piles of unwashed dishes, and a refrigerator full of rotting food. The squalid state of the apartment was extremely hazardous to the health and well-being of Kevin, and we had to get him out of there, local RPS officer Jim McCarthy said of the at-risk 22-year-old, adding that Spyras negligent roommate Ben Stern, 23, had created an unsafe environment in which Kevin was constantly exposed to piles of foul-smelling dirty clothes, the stench of unwashed bath towels, Incubus blaring at 3 a.m., and scattered mugs with used tea bags crusted onto them. We got a tip from a neighbor who said that she overheard Ben shouting at Kevin after Kevin politely asked when Ben would pay his share of the cable bill. Its tragic when you find a helpless 22-year-old roommate living like this. McCarthy went on to say that Spyra has been taken into protective custody, and that the most important thing now is to find him a healthy shared living situation with a roommate who isnt a complete dick. 