Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the worlds oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier that every other human on earth the day she was born is now deceased. Nothing, not one single thing, gives me more pleasure than knowing anyone who was alive on March 5, 1898my family, my friends, and even far-off strangers that I never knew existedis stone-cold dead, said 116-year-old Misao Okawa, smiling as she observed how all 1.6 billion of the people who were alive the day she came into the world had passed away, one by one, during her remarkable lifespan. Im the sole fucking survivor. Im the longevity queen. Im the one who stuck it out while everyone else threw themselves on the corpse pile. Man, its too bad Im in a wheelchair or Id trample every single one of their fucking graves. Okawa went on to say her only regret is that she probably wont outlive all her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. 