Making an utter fool of himself in front of company Monday night, local resident and complete fucking moron Tony Penneman actually voiced aloud his opinion that Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov is the most inventive orchestrator in the history of Russian classical music, sources reported. The whole of Scheherazade alonebut particularly how the fourth movement stays at once coherent and brilliantcements his status as Russias master of symphonic color, the ignorant fuckwad actually said, flapping his gums as though anyone would give a flying shit about Rimsky-Korsakov had Alexander Glazunovs music not caught the eye of their eventual patron, Mitrofan Belyayev. Even his lesser works like The Snow Maiden or Vera Sheloga have so much to teach todays composer-arrangers, who no doubt owe a deep debt of gratitude to Rimsky-Korsakov for his virtuosity. At press time, sources were plugging their ears so as not to have to hear Pennemans dumbass proclamation that Italian librettists dont come finer than Giuseppe Giacosa. 