In a formal Oval Office ceremony Monday, President Clinton was stripped of his authority as leader of the free world, forced to kneel before noted Kryptonian despot General Zod. Zodwho recently escaped eternal imprisonment in the Phantom Zone along with companions Ursa and Nonreportedly employed force rays, super-breath and an ability to fly to subdue Army personnel assigned to protect Clinton before taking command of the nation and, by extension, the planet. Several hours later, Clinton was further humiliated by being forced to read a Zod-written concession speech before a global television audience. The president regained some dignity by briefly defying Zod, interrupting the prepared statement to shout, 'Superman! Where are you?' into the camera. The Earth is widely believed to be entering a New Order of tyranny and darkness. 