According to a report published Friday afternoon by the Pew Research Center, 89 percent of the American workforce currently wants nothing more than to just head home right this very moment. Our data indicate that the only thought occupying their minds is getting the hell out of whatever project theyre working on as soon as possible and going straight home to their own couches in their own living rooms, said lead researcher Julia Geier, noting that 42 percent of respondents said they want to be home fucking pronto, 33 percent said if this day doesnt end soon they are literally going to bang their head against their keyboard for the next five minutes, and 21 percent reportedly just sighed, rubbed their face, and muttered, Come on, I just want to go home. While I, for one, am disseminating this studys findings and responding to media inquiries right now, the only thing I can actually think about is walking into my home, closing the door behind me, and then just lying down. Thats itthats all I want. The report went on to confirm that once Americans finally return home, approximately 94 percent of them will immediately begin wishing they were anywhere else. 