Local shell of a man Joel Marsden said Wednesday that, absolutely, he'd be happy to take care of your cat while you're out of town for three weeks and his entire world is falling to pieces all around him. 'Sure, I can help you out in the midst of my total emotional breakdown, no problem,' said the 41-year-old man, who may soon have to abandon the past decade of his life and move halfway across the country because his job is being relocated. 'I'm in complete psychological shambles at the moment, and of course, you bet, anything I can do to help. It's not like I have anything else going on right now. When's a good time to pick up your keys?' Marsden also said that, once you return, he'd be happy to come by and help you move a bookshelf while he sobs uncontrollably. 