Racing erratically between unrelated browser tabs, local man Eric Mancano was spotted careening around the internet in a drunken haze at approximately 2 a.m. Tuesday, sources confirmed. He was out of control, just swerving from one site to the next without any apparent idea of where he was going, said an anonymous witness, who saw Mancano stagger incoherently from an NHL box score to CNNs Politics section before suddenly jumping 28 seconds into Nas Hate Me Now music video on YouTube. At one point he mustve been about halfway through a Buzzfeed 20 Most Expensive Zip Codes list when he blacked out, regained consciousness right in the middle of an IAmA subreddit, and then slammed headfirst into the Washington Post paywall. It was alarming to watch. Sources then reported seeing a semi-lucid Mancano quickly reverse course and head straight for his ex-girlfriends Facebook page. 