State Trooper Picks On Farmer For No Reason... What Happens Next Is Priceless This story of an interaction between a farmer and state trooper has gone viral, and its easy to see why. We can probably all relate to having to handle someone who is on a power trip, and this farmer does it beautifully. Read the story below and tell us what you think. Did this state trooper get what he deserved? A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya? The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said: Well yeah, if thats what they areI never heard of circle flies. So the farmer says, Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. The trooper says, Oh, and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, Heywait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass? The farmer says, Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass. The trooper says, Well, thats a good thing, and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, Hard to fool them flies though. 