Taking note of the mans beat-up tennis shoes, sweat-drenched shirt, and ill-fitting pair of sweatpants as he made his way down the sidewalk, witnesses reported Tuesday that area jogger Dan Andreychuk was clearly out on his very first run of a plan to turn his life around. He just started jogging, like, a block or two back, but he already looks really windedthis guy obviously just decided to get his life back on track within the past couple days, said onlooker Paul Gerstein, surmising that the man had likely been inspired to choose a running distance far beyond his capabilities after recently taking stock of his limited career and relationship prospects, looking at himself in the mirror in disappointment, or watching a TED talk on how to become ones best self. Just look at how slow hes going. This is almost certainly just a part of a whole self-improvement routine hes putting together with push-ups and sit-ups and maybe some little dumbbell exercises, too. Witnesses reported seeing a red-faced Andreychuk gasping for air with his hands on his knees several minutes later, clearly entertaining the very first doubts about his resolve that will soon derail his grand plan to remake himself. 