Apparently too weak and feckless to execute the task on his own, utterly pitiable little sales associate Nick Gardocki, 27, pathetically asked his coworkers for help on a project Friday afternoon, sources confirmed. If one of you guys are free, I could really use a hand here, said the poor excuse of a man, who, much like a helpless child, essentially admitted he was incapable of handling a problem on his own, thus forever branding himself as a fragile and powerless human. Id really appreciate it, thanks. At press time, the miserable little invertebrate watched as a real man, one who does not require the help of others, assisted him. 