Saying the presidential candidate simply wouldnt go on stage unless her requests were met, Hillary Clintons campaign staffers informed CNN producers Tuesday that her dressing room must be stocked with four pounds of flavorless protein paste ahead of tonights Democratic primary debate. Please provide one (1) carton containing no less than 64 ounces of unflavored protein paste, which is to be waiting pre-opened and at room temperature on the candidates dressing table before she arrives, wrote Clinton campaign manager Robert Mook in a rider sent to CNN, which also included a request for a single flat wooden paddle with which to consume the paste. Do not provide any other food items or beverages, as their presence is unnecessary and will upset the candidate. The protein paste is all that is required. At press time, debate stagehands were scrambling to meet the Clinton campaigns further request that the dressing rooms audio system play a steady continuous tone at 440 hz. 