All of area resident Brian Shepard's problems, including his fear of commitment, lack of personal direction, and inability to learn from past failures, will be instantly solved this week when the 29-year-old packs up his belongings and moves to a new city. 'Moving to Portland is going to make all the difference in the world,' said Shepard, who, just by putting 2,500 miles distance between himself and years of destructive behavior, will suddenly turn his life around. 'It won't be anything like Chicago, or Boston, or San Francisco. This is exactly what I need right now.' Shepard also plans to completely eliminate his dependence on self-denial by ignoring his dependence on self-denial. 