In spite of his best efforts to brave the ongoing winter storm and freezing temperatures, the inclement weather currently affecting the Northeast has left Providence-area liar Tim Carlson unable to commute to his office, the habitual deceiver reported to his colleagues today. They havent been able to plow my street yet and the snow drifts have to be two feet high in some places, so I dont really think theres any way for me to make it in, said an email sent from the man who spent 45 minutes attempting to dislodge his car from a snowbank and who routinely fabricates stories. On top of that, the buses dont seem to be running in my area, or else I definitely would have been in by now. This is really a mess. Im so sorry, everyone. Wish I could be there. Carlson also confirmed that the weather had left his apartments electricity somewhat spotty, preventing the unrepentant phony from doing any work from home. 