As far as coworkers and friends of local resident Jamie Brewster can determine, the 32-year-old paralegal has never once unequivocally accepted any invitation he has received in his entire life. Whenever we ask him to one of our after-work get-togethers, he always says something like Cool, hopefully Ill be able to stop by, coworker Janice Simmons told reporters Monday, adding that Brewsters repertoire of qualified invitation responses also includes the phrases Yeah, well see, Its possible I could swing that, and Definitely, as long as I can finish up my work and get out of here at a decent time. Just once it would be nice to hear a simple Yes, Id love to come. Actually, at this point, Id settle for a definitive, unambiguous response of any kind. A flat-out no would at least be honest. At press time, Brewster had tentatively expressed his desire to attend an employee birthday celebration currently taking place in the office breakroom. 