Admitting their disbelief at how tall and strong the 13-year-old has gotten since last year, members of the local Gunderson family confirmed Thursday that younger cousin Will Gundersons growth spurt has completely thrown off the competitive balance of their annual Thanksgiving touch football game. Hes usually on the opposite team of Ethan since theyre both the youngest, but now its just not fairWill must have at least four inches and 20 pounds on him, said 23-year-old Steven Gunderson, adding that his younger cousins drastic change in height and size forced the family to stop the game after a few downs and reevaluate everyones skill level in order to prevent one team from suffering a total blowout. Itd be one thing if Will was just tall, but hes pretty fast and actually put a bit of muscle on those scrawny arms he used to have. I dont know what Aunt Tinas been feeding him, but one things for sure: If we play with the same teams we normally have, itll be a goddamn bloodbath out there. At press time, numerous backyard sources confirmed that Wills growth spurt was entirely offset by the noticeable decline in speed and strength of his 62-year-old father. 