Porter Novelli public-relations executive Randy Schad, who works directly under megalomaniacal bastard Rich Frankel, is earning more than enough to put up with Frankel's unbelievable shit, the 25-year-old reported Monday. 'Normally, I'm not the type of person who'd put up with the kind of shit I take daily from Mr. Frankel,' Schad said, 'but my six-figure salary and unbelievable benefits package more than make up for it.' Schad said he'll probably only have to put up with Frankel's shit for another year or two, at which point he will receive a promotion and be able to dish out some shit of his own. 