More than a month into his employment at Archmont Insurance, colleagues of account manager Martin Wallace told reporters Tuesday they can now definitively state that the 30-year-olds constant errors and general carelessness on work projects is a product of sheer personal ineptitude and not a lack of experience. At first I thought he was misfiling claims forms and botching PowerPoint slides because he was still learning the ropes around here, but at this point it seems pretty clear that hes actually an imbecile whos simply too dumb to understand what hes doing at all, colleague Diane Kendrick said after Wallaces fifth straight week of incorrectly calculating insurance quotes, screwing up Excel spreadsheets, and showing up to meetings having read the wrong documents. I suppose theres a chance hes just a really slow learner whos still figuring out our companys unique procedures and timetables, though thats hard to believe because he really hasnt improved at all since day one. The more likely explanation is that Martins just a huge idiot. Kendrick stated that Wallace should not worry about losing his job anytime soon, however, as the companys management is even less competent and observant than he is. 