In an announcement that has shocked critics and audiences alike, the executive producers of Home Improvement have issued a memo detailing proposed ways to make the popular ABC-TV comedy series suck more. Many people believe weve sucked as badly as you can suck, co-executive producer Josh Hessel said. But, believe me, we can do better. Proposed changes include having star Tim Allen grunt more often in place of written dialogue; reducing other characters lines to a single catch phrase each; and substituting the programs synthesized laugh track with the pained moans of a lone, dying elderly woman. 