Declaring that the match-play competition between European and American players was 'going to be a total frickin' blast,' U.S. captain Corey Pavin announced plans Wednesday to get completely hammered before this year's Ryder Cup. 'We might not win, but we're gonna have a hell of a good time this year,' said Pavin, adding that he and his team intend to get fully loaded at the hotel before the alternate-shot matches, and intend to 'drink and just keep on drinking' throughout the entire opening four-ball event. 'I already got a crapload of booze like vodka and whiskey and some of that Apple Pucker schnapps crap for Zach Johnson so he doesn't puss out. And, man, [Jim] Furyk's an animal when he's hammered.' Pavin maintained that the U.S. squad's main goal was to get Phil Mickelson to puke. 