TUSTIN, CAThe humanoid spawn of Satan, Belial K. Ravana, 16, has proven to be a huge disappointment to his father, His Satanic Majesty reported from Hell Tuesday. 'Apparently, young Belial started a fire in the garbage can at school today,' Satan said. 'When I begat young Belial, I had high hopes that he would follow in my cloven-hoofsteps. At his age, I was scorching the earth in hellfire, flensing the skin off of infants, and making the streets of Babylon run red with the blood of the righteous.' Satan said he hopes Belial will turn it around and 'at least rape the principal' before the semester's end. 