Explaining that while he spends some time approving various trades and making necessary point corrections, local 29-year-old Adam Crawford admitted to reporters Thursday that his primary duty as commissioner of his Hskie D ESPN fantasy football league has been convincing friend Jake Morrison to actually give a shit. Jake was pretty good for the first bit of the season, but then he just forgot to update his roster for two straight weeks, so I had to really get on his case about it, said Crawford, adding that he is forced to constantly send texts and emails reminding Jake to lock in his team before kickoffs and to bench any players who are on bye weeks. Honestly, its the same thing every year with himhe spent half of last season with fucking Trent Richardson as his starting running back. Occasionally, Ill offer him a good trade just so he can get more excited about his team, and once in a while, Ill just message him the exact lineup he should start based on who hes up against, but half the time he wont even respond. Its really infuriating. At press time, sources confirmed that Jake is currently in first place in the league with a 3-1 record. 