Even while posing for a picture alongside impoverished people he helped provide humanitarian aid to, college junior Dave Morriswith that smug, know-it-all look on his face and that shit-eating grin you just want to smack off his mouthstill looks like a complete and total asshole, sources confirmed Wednesday. Youd think David wouldnt look like such a self-centered prick when hes standing in a village where he helped install modernized plumbing and build a new school, but check out those Ray-Bans hanging around his neck and that water bottle hes dangling from his index finger, said classmate Ryan Brandt, adding that the photo confirms Morris even continued to gel his hair into that dipshit spike of his during the trip. Just look at him: Hes got his polo shirt sort of half tucked in to his khaki jungle shorts, you know he probably thought he looked really cool and rugged in that stupid headband, and hes giving the thumbs-up, like, Hey, everybody, look at meIm the worlds biggest fuckwad. Fellow student Shelly Carson said that shell probably want to puke when Morris returns to school and talks about how the experience changed his life. 