According to local Patrick Johnson, the amount of crunchy onion bits baked into Arby's sandwich buns seems to have increased somewhat recently, the 32-year-old mechanic noted while visibly descending into a heavily depressed state. 'Yeah, I think there's more onion things, but maybe they're a little smaller, I can't really tell,' said the emotionally deteriorating Johnson, moments before slowly dunking a fry into a small paper cup full of ketchup. I think that paper they wrap the sandwiches in got thinner, too. As of press time, Johnson had left the Arby's to walk home, noticing that the billboard for that Christmas movie was still up. 