According to anonymous sources, guests at the University of Oregons Sigma Nu fraternity house Friday rejoiced when fellow party attendee Jeff Lyons unzipped a bag of shredded lettuce, expertly licked the edges of two tortillas, and rolled a couple of fat burritos to pass around. Yo, sprinkle some cheese on that fatty and pass it this way, Lyons said before opening his mouth sharply and taking a long pull of pork. Whoa, I got way too much that time. This ones totally cashed. Looks like well have to pack another bowl of meat and cheese. Lyons reportedly told partygoers that if a neighbor smells refried beans and calls the police, they should quickly stomp out the burrito and kick it under the couch. 