Knowing neither where the man came from, what his story is, or what, if anything, he hoped to accomplish, Greenfield High School students in Mrs. Edwards fourth period English class confirmed Tuesday that their new male, ponytailed substitute teacher has been heretofore cloaked in a veil of mystery too deep to penetrate. He doesnt look like our usual subs and hes, like, 30 or something, sophomore Peter Tate said of the enigmatic man in a dress shirt and jeans whose hair was pulled back in a tight ponytail and who told students they should feel free to address him as Tyler. We didnt really do any work. He told us he wanted todays lesson to be more of a conversation, whatever that means. It wasnt really clear what else is going on with his life, but he cant just be some weirdo because then why would the school let him teach kids? At press time, the substitute teachers legend had only grown as students spotted the inscrutable figure pulling out of the schools parking lot at lunch on a 1996 Kawasaki Ninja. 