Unable to fully avert their gaze as the situation unfolded, sources in the mens locker room at Capital Fitness confirmed Thursday that a middle-aged gym patron put on his shirt before his underwear. I swear the guys pair of briefs were sitting right there on the bench, but he just ignored them and went straight for his shirt, said onlooker Mike Housakos, who noted that instead of continuing to dress himself after buttoning his shirt down to his waist, the man then walked all the way to the opposite side of the locker room to deposit his towel in the bin. And its not like he was in any rush to get his underwear on after that. He even picked up his phone and looked at it for a little bit. Jesus. Sources confirmed that at press time, the half-nude man was putting on his socks. 