After becoming the first British player to win the Wimbledon mens singles championship since 1936, Andy Murray announced Tuesday that the amount of pride Great Britain has taken in his victory at a tennis tournament is actually pretty pathetic. Im a professional tennis player who beat another professional tennis player, and people are seriously calling it one of the greatest moments in Britains history? said Murray, adding that while he understands his victory means a lot to the United Kingdom, the British public needs to get their priorities straight, and do it fast. I won a tennis tournamenta prestigious tennis tournament thats very difficult to win, but a tennis tournament nonethelessand millions across Scotland, England, and Wales are celebrating in the streets and waving Union Flags. Dont you think thats a little sad? I mean, Christ, its not like I cured fucking cancer. Or even won the World Cup, for that matter. Murray then tossed the Wimbledon trophy to the assembled press corps, telling reporters they could have the goddamn thing if theyre so fucking happy about it. 