In an effort to demonstrate respect toward his dates father, high school senior Marty DeLesko promised Patrick Bannon he would have the local mans soon-to-be pregnant daughter home by midnight at the latest, sources reported Thursday. Dont worry, sir, we wont stay out too late, said the 17-year-old, telling the man his daughter and a fertilized human egg resulting from eight minutes of unprotected intercourse would be back under his roof before he knew it. I wouldnt want her to miss her curfew. Bannon reportedly nodded and replied that if DeLesko brought his impregnated daughter back even one minute after 12, the young man would be in serious trouble. 