Sources across the nation confirmed today that the font in this article is too small. Reports said the font, a 4-point Helvetica, is far too miniscule to be easily read by anyone and is, moreover, not the standard font size used in other articles on this website. Additional sources indicated that while this font is certainly more legible, it is ultimately far too big but would, nevertheless, probably be preferred to a font this small, or even a font that is just slightly bigger, like this. At press time, sources were also confirming that under no circumstances is a red font such as this acceptable. 