Job Available With 20 Weeks Vacation Per Year Interested?Brandon Pierce, Contributor Well, if you answered in the affirmative, todays your lucky day. There are jobs available that fit this description. You need to get together a team and promote yourself, because the job you are looking for is being a Congressman for the United States of America. Want to hear something amazing? In 2011, a Congressman actually bragged about Congress being in session for 32 weeks. An incredible workload. Its easy to see why this happens. After all, theres nothing in particular going on in the world that might demand their attention. Fortunately for Americas leaders, world events, the economy, and a plethora of other issues regularly pause. Sometimes for months at a time. Its just good business. Might as well send Congress home. Were just wasting our money paying them for nothing during all these dead world event times. After all, they do get paid by the hour, right? Lets keep payroll down by cutting back when we dont need them around. Because there are people in the U.S. that are not aware of what the Democratic and Republican parties are all about. We must raise more money so we can spread the message to them, because there is no Internet, radio, television, or people walking around talking about it to spread it automatically. That money is critical and certainly they need the time off to go out and make that money for such a noble and worthy cause. So, if you are a person who cherishes your time off, maybe you should consider running for office. We are looking for applicants who are not afraid to tell a lie in a pinch, dont mind walking out when the job is left undone, frequently no-show to work, and dont mind looking like a general asshole to all of those around them. Oh yeah, and you must be willing to beg and grovel for money. If you fit these qualifications, please by all means, run for Congress. If not, just stand aside and let these fine, upstanding individuals continue to represent you. They have certainly proven that they deserve it, and their time off. This article first appeared at Common Sense Conspiracy. linkwithin_text=Related Articles: 