Despite ostensibly being a boy, local grandson Eric Detweiler, 17, has long hair just like a girls, his grandfather reported Wednesday. Well, I dont know, people tell me I have a grandson, but I sure as hell dont remember him having a big head of girl hair, 72-year-old George Detweiler said in a raised voice and well within earshot of the teenager, who according to reports apparently divides his time nowadays between dressing like a jackass and screwing around with his weirdo, similarly girl-haired friends. Can you believe it? And his mother and father actually let him run around like this, all dolled up like a prom queen. My own parents never let me go four weeks without a proper haircut, but then again, I was a boy, not a girl like my granddaughter here. The elder Detweiler added that come Christmastime, he supposed he would have no choice but to buy his grandson a pretty red dress and a brand-new pony. 