On Monday, the U.S. Council of Coolness released its long-awaited ruling on Prince, declaring the recording artist 'provisionally cool' by a 13-11 margin. 'This was a more difficult decision than it should have been,' the 240-page report read. 'In the end, however, albums like 1999 and Sign O' The Times are sufficiently brilliant to offset such padded late-period dorkfests as Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic and The Rainbow Children.' The Council of Coolness warned that the decision could be reversed if Prince records one more rap in which he declares himself 'super-fonky' or '2 jammin' 4 U.' 