Kristofer Kringle, an international toy distributor popularly known as 'Santa Claus,' approved elf-penned legislation Monday that grants greater benefits to often-neglected 'special wants' children. 'Old policies failed to reward the world's children for dreaming big, but no longerchildren with special or unusual wants shall see them all fulfilled on Christmas morning,' Kringle said, in an announcement met with strong support from parents of the developmentally entitled. 'My children were all born with special wants,' said Glenda Froman, mother of three. 'After years of whiny suffering, they'll finally have their wish: Xbox 360s in every room, matching ponies, and a rocket-powered bicycle they're allowed to fly inside the house.' 