LISBON, PORTUGALTo the relief of surrounding countries, Portugal seems to have finally gotten its ducks in a row, sources reported Monday. 'Man, I didn't think P. would ever get it together,' said Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. 'But it really cleaned up its act and got its shit straight. Who would've guessed?' Cyprus said that if Portugal can do it, maybe it can, too. 