Cautiously maneuvering the animal above Congressional chambers as a chorus of snarls and growls erupted from below, U.S. Capitol handlers carried out routine legislative feeding procedures this morning by lowering a live cow onto the floor of the House of Representatives. All right, chow time! shouted a feeding supervisor, who lowered the 800-pound heifer into the baying horde of lawmakers and then waited around 30 seconds for the sounds of panic and gnashing teeth to die down before lifting the animals skeletonized remains back up from the floor. Lets bring er up, fellas. Whoo-weee! Looks like they were hungry today, yes sir! At press time, sources reported the blood-soaked legislators had resumed their scheduled hearing on H.R. 3193. 