Telling friends that she 'just ate a huge thing of yogurt four hours ago,' local woman Vanessa Stroud chided herself Tuesday for feeling hunger, a natural urge experienced by all living creatures to ensure they consume the sustenance necessary to maintain metabolic processes and other vital biological functions. 'God, I have no willpower at all,' Stroud said regarding her inability to go without nourishment of any kind until the start of bikini season. 'It's just my stupid brain telling me I need to eat when what I really need is another three-day cleanse.' Stroud was later seen swatting her own hand as it reached out for a blueberry muffin. 