On a final swing through the South, presidential candidate Bob Dole promised that if elected, this spring's prom will be the best ever. 'There will be just the right mixture of slow and fast songsI'll see to that,' the weary Republican droned loudly, his eyes red and widened with fatigue. 'It will be a memory to last a lifetime. That's the Dole promise. And the band will be good. I heard them play at the Dew Drop Inn with some friends of mine and they were good.' Secret Service agents moved in to take Dole off the stage before he could expound upon the prom promise. Dole spokesperson Tom Reid explained that Dole was 'fucking insane' at the time. 