In an attempt to silence party members who have criticized his record on illegal immigration as too weak, Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio reportedly responded to a question about border security during Thursday nights GOP debate by dragging the body of an undocumented worker he had knocked out cold onto the stage. Would someone whos unprepared to protect our nation from the influx of illegal immigrants do this? said a sweaty, out-of-breath Rubio, heaving the limp, unconscious body of a migrant turnip picker over his debate lectern for all to see. For anyone out there who thinks I wont take a hard stance against those entering our country illegally, have a good look at Humberto here. Things didnt end too well for him, did they? And I promise to crack down on all 11 million undocumented immigrants in the U.S. with just as much strength and conviction when Im president. At press time, Rubio was silently responding to a question about how he would create more job opportunities for out-of-work Americans by repeatedly kicking the crumpled, inert migrant in the gut with his pointed wingtips. 