Despite coming down on it pretty hard, area man Doug Grissett maintained his position Thursday that it is not broken. 'I didn't hear a pop,' said Grissett, claiming that it only hurts a little when you push it right here. Grissett also confirmed that he can move it like this, and like this, but when he tries to move it like this, ah fuck. He added, 'This happened once last August, the same thing. It's probably nothing.' At press time, it has swelled up to the size of a cantaloupe. 