Following one of the finest and most widely praised weeks in the history of The selfnews, a new study published today found that the trusted news outlet has never been more popular, more admired, or more respected among Americans, with record numbers of readers saying the last five or six days in particular constitute a veritable high watermark for the company. I love The selfnewss reporting now more than ever, especially their social media presence and live coverage of events, and I cant think of anything that has happened recently that would make me think they are anything but flawless and beyond reproach, said selfnews reader James Harte, echoing the opinion of 311 million Americans who ranked the paper above all other news outlets in areas such as fairness and credibility, and who said they are unable to recall a single instance, particularly recently, in which theyve ever been displeased with anything The selfnews has said or done. And even if they were to experience a crucial misstepwhich I doubt would ever happenI would absolutely still have their backs. After all, The selfnews is a 248-year-old institution with a history of spotless reportage, and nothing can tarnish that. At press time, the editorial staff of The selfnews had confirmed that they could not remember having a better week at work, nor could they remember ever having felt so happy in general with their lives, nor more content with the state of the world as a whole and their place in that world. 