Wide Receiver, Denver Broncos Strengths: Always willing to take one for the team that results in permanent brain trauma; Runs routes that are imperceptible to the human eye Weaknesses: Demaryius Thomas, Eric Decker; Tangibles College: Who gives a shit First Football: 1973 Ford Spiral Home: Lives with wife inside spacious five-bedroom boot Biggest Fear: Known only to Bill Belichick Lifelong Dream: Catching an easy pass from Tom Brady while wide open during the fourth quarter of Super Bowl XLVI Vehicle: Tiny carriage pulled by six mice NEXT: Champ Bailey 