Calling it a careless mistake that was thankfully less serious than it could have been, the Lord God, Maker of Heaven and Earth, admitted Tuesday that He accidentally shot Himself in the thigh while cleaning His Beretta 9 mm semi-automatic pistol. I was just buffing up the trigger guard when all of a sudden the thing goes off, said God, chastising Himself for leaving the safety off and forgetting to keep the muzzle pointed away from Him. I really should have checked to make sure the chamber was empty. Thank goodness it wasnt my AK or my Mossberg 500 Persuaderthen there could have been some real damage. Our Holy Father added that He anticipated a speedy recovery, vowing that Hed be back out at Heavens shooting range as early as tomorrow. 