In what impressed coworkers are describing as an unprecedented application of minimal exertion, local office worker Doug Slater is reportedly just about pushing himself to the point of basic effort, sources confirmed Monday. My God Dougs very nearly trying, coworker Paula Jennings said as Slater summoned the will to motivate himself out of complete stasis. I mean, we all want to get through our work and go home, but you can tell by the way hes almost exerting himself that he sort of cares. Jennings then cautioned that if Slater doesn't slow down or at least pace himself, he'll be burned out for the rest of the week. 