I was walking down the street the other day and I felt something hit my head. I realized a bird had pooped on me! I was so shocked.
Now that is one of the most unfortunate things I've heard all week. How did you get it out of your hair? Eeww
Not as unfortunate as what I just heard but thanks. I had to run home and take a shower right away. Now I walk around with an umbrella!
That, I think, is a pretty justifiable response honestly, lol. Now at the very least all you'll have to do is clean the umbrella!