I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out.
buying newspaper? 21st century? sold out? whatt that's a first for me, here they practically give it away for free and we still have many more left, maybe you can use your phone or tablet to view it? 
It has special coupons in it.  I am so upset I couldn't get one.
oh man, don't worry if you google free coupoins there are bunch! that's what i do