My Junior year in high school we made it to the state championship in football. The coach would let the captains say a few motivational words before we got off the bus. So he called me to say something. I told my teammates that if they didn't plan on winning the trophy don't get off the bus then I sat down.  
That's not a bad response, how did the team take it?
They were quiet it was supposed to be a two minute speech. The bus driver said you guys better listen he looks serious. 
That's great, Did yall win?
WE won 60 - 3 
congratz!