I was playing with my toddler and there was this HUGE spider on his play tent. This spider was seriously so big. 
ohh! that is frighting. Didn't you scare?
I was so scared, like crap I cant let this giant thing stay loose, one of my cats or dogs or my kid may eat it or something. But I didnt want to get near it either!
Yeah! I am glad he didn't bite you or something!