I stripped in front of the cute barista at the coffee shop. I dont think I can return. 
Oh yeah why is that? Did the cops drag you out? 
Whoops!!! I mean I tripped. What an inconvenient typo!!! I must be so frazzled. 
hahah stripped sounded so much better but okay tripped! I gotcha 
Im not that crazy but I do feel kind of dumb. I tripped over my shoestring and spilled coffee everywhere. What a moron. 