Once, I bought this really pretty dress to go on a date. Then the worst thing happened!
Oh no.  Did he stand you up?
No. My mom and I were hanging out sipping on red wine and I decided to try the dress on for her. That's when I tripped and spilled the wine on the front of my dress.
That stinks! Were you able to get the stain out?
Nope, the dress was trashed. I had to wear something else. Wasn't as nice as that dress.
Was the date at least good?
He was ok. LOL