I let out a moist, warm fart today in front of all of my co-workers today.
You must be very comfortable in your office! How did they react?
Some ran away in terror. Others in disgust. I think I sent one to the ER even. At any rate, I was mortified and I am sure I won't ever live this tragedy down.
I am sorry that you now live in infamy. Maybe, with time, they can learn to forgive you.