Went on a first date last weekend. Had some sort of BBQ appetizer early in the date. Yummy, yea well not really! 
Well, after about an hour I got up to pee. As I washed my hands I looked up and my face was covered with sauce. It looked like someone poured it on my face, 
yea, I will not see here again but I will be seeing the BBQ again this weekend. 