Was walking down the street yesterday and some little twerp ran his skateboard right into me, and he slammed into the back of my knee. It's been throbbing all day and it's swollen. Pretty sure something's messed up. I'm ready for bad news. At least I have insurance now.
Oh wow, I'm sorry to hear that! Put your leg up and relax this weekend! 
Yeah, I've been lazing all day. I'm already starting to feel really fat. I want to find that lil chump and ring his neck.. hopefully my insurance covers all I need it to
I hope your insurance does too! Just take care of youself and I hope you feel better soon!