So... Last night I saw a huge black spider in my room. Took me like 20 minutes to muster up the courage to attack it. Well... I tried attacking it, and missed, and it went behind a piece of furniture and I couldn't find it again. I slept in another room..
I hate that!  Knowing a spider or any sort of bug is in your room and then knowing you have to go to sleep.  I would have done the same thing.
Yeah no joke. I want to just burn the place down and move on. I bet the spider would still be alive in the ashes somewhere though, just laughing at me, like, "Thanks for the free land, chump."
Haha, while he builds back up his spider web.