So, here I was home from work. My new husband and dad were remodeling tour trailor's bathroom. I went to change to help. A little green lizard was on my shirt. In an INSTANT this yucky thing JUMPED on my head. I screamed so bad my dad said "I think you better go check on your wife."
That sounds so frightening! Was your husband helpful?
No! He just sat there laughing as I screamed for him to find that lizard. Reptiles are gross to me. 
I agree! I would have been screaming, too! (And I would have been annoyed at my husband for laughing!)