I spilled all my coffee on my shirt in front of the cute barista. I dont think I can return. What an idiot.
Haha, you could have played it off as cute and clumsy and maybe they would have been into it
Oh man I dont know. I feel awkward. Maybe Ill go back next week and make a joke about it.
Yea thats a good idea.  Be like, hopefully I dont spill this one on me too