It was a nice day so I decided to walk to work recently. I was feeling great until I heard a loud squishy noise.
Don't tell me you stepped in dog poop.
How did you guess? I looked down and saw I nailed a fresh steaming pile of dog wonder. Well let's just say my mood quickly turned very foul!
C'mon man, I just finished eating. I hope you took a shower and bought some new shoes.