My neighbor has a brand new Tesla and every time I look at it I get so envious. I know it's stupid, I should be happy for him that he has such a cool car.
Well that's the thing, I don't. I bike everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I love my bike and it's a great way to stay fit. 
That is a really good way to put it, I will definitely keep that in mind next time I find myself pining after his car.
A Tesla with a bike rack!