I accidentally ate someone else's cake at work
Really? Did they find out?
Yes, and no, he didn't knew it was me
Did you not feel that you should admit it? How did you accidentally eat it anyway?
I thought there was more cake, but that was the last slice, and I didn't, I couldn't brought myself to do so
You are a terrible person. If someone ate my cake I'd be heartbroken!
I know, and now I want to do something nice to compenate
Buy him another cake. 