On the way home on my bike, I couldn't hold it in any longer and I... went to the bathroom on myself. #2. It was horrible. I had another mile to go before I got back to my house. So much to clean up. I felt so mortified!
Oh god, I've been through that. At least, a bike is easy to clean?
Yeah, the bike was easy to clean, for sure. Took like two minutes. Myself on the other hand... Not so much. And the clothes, I almost wanted to throw them away but the jeans are my favorite, so I decided against it. They might not be my favorite anymore though...
Oh man. Sorry that happened.