I was sitting on my couch the other day, when my two year old came out of nowhere, and threw my phone at my head. It hurt really bad.
Oh jeez, did you ask him why he did that?
Sometimes he is just trying to be helpful, and hand me things.  I think sometimes he just gets too excited to be helpful, and clocks me in the face.
I see, well kids will be kids
I don't know how many times I'm going to have to tell him not to throw things though!