No matter how many times I told her that I didn't do it, my roommate insisted that I ate her ice cream last night! Unbelievable!
I certainly would have liked to, but I'm lactose intolerant! If I had eaten it, I would have been so miserable that there's no way she would've mistaken it.
She probably did, during one of those nights when she stumbles into the apartment at 3am, drunk, with some random guy she brought home from the club.
Either he ate it, or she did and she just doesn't remember doing it. All I know is that I didn't do it, and I'm about to hulk out!