I blamed my oldest son for losing my headphones but I found out later I was the one that lost them.
Was he using it or something? Why did you think it was him, and how did you find out it was you?
Because he loses everything! And I figured out it was me because I stuck them in my secret spot.
You have a secret spot for your headphones. Are they super expensive? 
I have a secret spot for stuff I don't want my kids to find and break lol
I have zero kids. I break stuff all the time. 
Ha Ha you're kind of like a kid then lol
No just ridiculously careless.