Oooo I was not feeling that good earlier in the week. I made some egg salad and I guess I didn't cook it right because I got very ill.
I'm sorry to hear that.  Are you better now?
I'm almost there. It's a lot better today than earlier in the week. I think "ill" would be an understatement.
I hope it is nor Samonella, just a temporarily bug.
It might been a good old American case of generic food poisoning.