I ate 10 pizzas all by myself last night.
I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but either way it is EPIC.
Oh, at the time I thought I was equivalent to Zeus himself. Then the morning came and I felt like yung, powerless, baby Hercules. It was dreadful.
It is hard to recover from a binge like that, but do a few thousand situps and you'll be good as new!