The ONE time I had my security camera off, someone stole my lawn mower!
No joke? That's terrible. Why was the security camera off? And seriously, who steals a lawn mower? What bums.
I use these new wireless cameras that need to be taken down and charged every so often. I should have charged it while I was home!
Oh, that makes sense. I had no idea, since I've never used them. That sounds really inconvenient. Maybe they were waiting for the perfect moment to strike... What chumps.
Yeah, I'm really pissed. I guess I should be mad at myself too, it doesn't make sense to charge it when you need it!