My best friend got the prettiest girl in the class. I wish I had his game. I am better looking but he gets the girl every time.
I am sure once you clean up your scruffy look you'll be able to land all the ladies.
I thought the mountain-man look was in this year. You think deodorant would help too?
Nah, you can forgo deodorant. The media just tells everyone it's necessary since it's a poorly known method of government mind control.