Man, it's not easy finding good online work. 
Tell me about it. How long have you been job hunting for?
Well, I do have a physical job. But bills are really eating me up, and I'm currently on vacation so I don't get paid as much off overtime. 
Did you travel anywhere for your vacation?
No, I had to stay home to take care of dogs and cat while my wife ran away to Pennsylvania. I took my time off just so I could see my dying grandfather. 