The other day I was late for work, so when I saw my bus coming, I ran for it. I felt a rip, and when I got on the bus I noticed that my pants had ripped right at the back!
Oh no! I hope you were wearing clean full coverage underwear that day!
Lol, I was. But that didn't help me much when I walked into work with torn pants. They had to send me home after all that!
You couldn't tie a sweater around your waist?