I totally made a fool of myself at Walmart the other day, I was wearing a white outfit and there was a very attractive man in front of me and I tripped and fell. 
Haha! Poor you. Did you wreck your clothes?
Yep, I had a massive brown stain on my white shirt, and of course my coffee is hot so it is burning me slightly, I just got up and walked back to my car
I hope you didn't get burned too badly! I fall a lot. It never stops being embarrassing.