I am really scared.  I moved into this new house and I swear to you it is haunted.
WHAT?! do you hear noises at night?
Not only do you hear things, like footsteps and knocks, I can smell things..
Oh, my, god, I have lived in a haunted house before,  what do you smell?
So far I have smelled smoke, flowers/roses, and no joke.. farts..