I walked home through the park last night. There was a homless man there who smelled absoltuely horrible. It seemed like he hadn't cleaned himself off at all in months!
That has got to be hard on the poor guy. Did you offer any help?
Well he was asleep at the time so I didn't want to disturb him.
I see. Well he's probably still there.
Most likely. I like the someone else's problem approach. I'm sure someone knows about his situation.