Someone stole my trash can.
Why on earth would someone do that? A totally pointless act!
The city will literally give you one for free.  I don't even get it.  
Some people will steal anything, I guess. A store employee once told me they had to keep certain things by the checkout or they walked!
Yep.  The lack of integrity of some people is shocking.
It sure is! I got caught (when I was about 8) bouncing a ping pong ball while leaving a toy store. The owner took me home and my Dad gave me a hiding. Never again!
A little pain goes a long way.
Oh yes. While other teenagers were thieving I was being a very good little girl! Hope you get a replacement for your trash can.