So, I found this new recipe for mayonnaise lasagna. I'm making it tomorrow for all my fellow workers in the Nike sweatshop.
That sounds interesting, is it hard to make?
Oh, very. But I am sure it will make a tasty meal for all my starving comrades. Even throwing a rat I found in the alley in there. Should be scrumptious! 
Did you really just say that hahaha. You are crazy