So today I was out to lunch and the waitress was being super nice to me and calling me sweetie and I thought she was being nice to me just to get a tip, but guess what happened
Haha what happened? Did you get her number?
Yea, she asked for me number.  And she just texted me.  She was gorgeous.  I couldn't believe it.
That's awesome! Did you still give her a nice tip though? Lol!
You bet I did.  I always do.  Im nice like that