In the 6th grade, a bird pooped on my back during lunchtime.
Nah we were having a barbecue outdoors. 
In Quebec. All schools have a budget for extra-curricular activities and events. We had a barbecue once every year in June with free food.
That sounds awful, all schools need a budget for activities for the students. Anyways I had no replacement shirt and I had to rinse it out and wear it for the rest of the day; I felt sick.