An ex girlfriend of mine was in a bind and needed a place to stay.  She repaid me by wetting the bed last night.
Oh wow.... a grown woman wetting the bed? Does she do it on purpose?
Yup, she's 40!  I mean I get she was sleepy, and she went before bedtime, but, I don't get it.
That is weird. I'm sorry, but she'd be out of my house! haha!
Yup, dropped her off at a bus stop in the morning.  That makes her being put out of two houses in two days.