It was Valentine's Day, and the jerk I was dating at the time turns around and tells me he's leaving me for his ex.
Well, that was absolutely terrible! He certainly picked the worse time to do it. You're right, he was a jerk!
I know, right! So instead of going out to the fancy restaurant I'd booked for us, I spent the night on the couch watching Friends reruns. Alone.
Oh, well I'm sorry, that is definitely an unpleasant Valentine's day. But, on the positive side, at least you found out what a jerk he was before you became more committed. 