I checked the mail box one day and had a letter from a University I wanted to go to. 
hey that's awesome! You won't have to steal money like me. Which University was it?
Texas Christian University TCU. But the stealing thing is going catch up to you. 
Oh a Christian University that is nice. Well I needed my drugs
The only thing christian about TCU is the name. I'm on scholarship. 
oh okay that's good. I should apply because of my diabetes insulin is expensive. 