"SUBTITLES BY TOUTOULE LE MABOULE!" "No, Randall, I'll be fine." "You should take factor 30 on." "UV rays can be harmful to the skin." "I use moisturizer every day." "I lubricates me of vitamin E, and aloe lotion." "That's why my skin is so ..." "Good morning, gentlemen" "Donny, how are you?" "Hi Randy, Bo-Bandy." "Is not it a beautiful day to be alive?" "What happens down there, mr." "Lahey?" "I just thought, I'd go myself a morning, Randers." "What would you say to take a day off, so we could have a little chat?" "What do you say, pal?" "I do not know, mr." "Lahey." "Do not be silly, Randy!" "It is a sign from the gods." "You must follow your darkest and deepest desires." "Do you think?" "Yes, ride, however, a ride on the pony, dammit." "So let us talk, mr." "Lahey." "How!" "Thank you, Don." "Is not it grand?" "Come, Randers." "I have a bone to you." "AN ORIGINAL SERIES FROM NETFLIX" "And then you see ... virtually ... perfect." "Perfect." "Excellent." "Hello, boys." "Look at those here." "Good morning!" "Talk-O has balls." "Would you like it here, mate?" "Come down here." "You know you love to eat weed." "Talk-O loves weed." "If we are to earn enough to save the park, we must make several jobs together." "It is that simple, man." "It is bloody difficult, without Bubbles noticing." "Sut my balls." "Hello, boys." "What happens?" " Look, who's here, Bubs." " Suck my dick." "Talk-O." "What the hell is he doing here?" "Talk-O loves weed." "Are you ready?" "Let's run." " Where?" " Peel me in the ass." "My community hubbub." "I said I would help me." "It is today." "We can not today." "We have piss busy." "Sweets my perineum." "Is it true, Julian? "Piss Busy."" "Let's just get refreshed, what happened." "Why did I all community?" "Well, now I remember." "Because I rented my shed out to a bunch of dirty whores with crabs, who came over on my bird and my kitties, and so freaked me out publicly and pulled his pants down, while I was fucking hash oil," "and exposed me and screamed, as if I had taken bath salts." "Whose fault was it?" "Your and your." "Sit in the damn car." "Let's get Talk-O down and deliver him to the Coconut." "We have not time for Ricky." "Come on." " It's fucking for tiresome." " Ind." "Peel me in the ass." "Can not we get drunk and stoned, before we do it?" "No, we should not be full and quirky." "We must tell the children, that they should not be full and quirky." "Pis." "I hate children." "I can not say, that drugs and alcohol are bad." "I love drugs and alcohol." "I started fuckin ' smoking weed and drinking in the third grade." "It said the fucking judge that we should, so do we." "So we do not talk more about it." "But why puppets?" "I hate fucking dolls." "Because, Julian," "I get nervous, and it's the only way I can." "There will be at least 50 pups." "It will be thrilling." "See, I have written manuscripts, I can use." "Manuscripts." "It will make it easy." "I am really attracted to you, I swear." "Maybe you are, maybe you are not, but I do not know because of your stupid pills." "When mr." "Lahey appeared, I was really happy." "I thought at last, our problems were over." "But when we came home in husvognen, stood a large box penis stiffening pills on the table." "I would damn not have a medically induced boner." "I want a boner made of love." "It is no banana, Ricky." "It's a piss-boner." "Could you well remove Your swollen penis, please?" "Hey, Julian." "Godfather." "He goes around with a boner." "With dressing gown wide open and a big, fat, dirty piss-boner." "Who has an extra smoke?" "What hell is wrong with you?" "Smoking not you?" "Who has a fag?" "Come on." "Thanks, buddy." "Here you go." "Or, here." "Thank you." "Ricky." "Want a cigarette?" "Please just shut up." "Ricky, you took the boy smokes?" "Not all of them." "We must teach them to stay away from drugs and alcohol." "And then scrounging you cigarettes of the kids." "It is not drugs, Bubs." "Yes it is." "Tobacco." "Ricky." "Ricky!" "Gentlemen!" " Nice to meet you." " How are you?" "I must be the criminals." "I am Rector Duggan." "Hello, Dr. Duggan." "Nice to meet you." "I am so glad that you have come today." "We have some rotten apples at the school, but to listen to genuine criminals like you will be of great benefit to them." "How, man." "What was it that you had done?" "Pulled kalorius the public?" "No, no, I ..." "I thought I had crabs there, so I panicked." "It was just a misunderstanding." "He and I have nothing to do with it." "It was him." "He did it." "It makes no difference." "I do not judge." "The gym is down there." "Steve here equips you with microphones." "I collect the kids." "About a quarter?" "Yes, thank you, Dr. Duggan." "I absolutely love those prison programs on television, so I just need to go a little berserk and chase a fright at some of the small assholes." "We can do that." "It's damn right." "We keep it reasonable enough ..." "reasonable subdued." "How the hell can a peanut kill?" "It's not even a human being." "Far out." "PEANUTS THE SILENT KILLER" "It's just some kids, Bubs." "Julian, why the hell would you say it right now?" "It was just about to come." "Come on, Chicken Little, do it now." "Nothing happens yet?" "No, it flows more slowly than cold molasses." "Well, I'm done." "Sorry, Bubs." "I was almost in progress, since you made me nervous." "Should I let the tap run for a while, mate?" "It may help." "No." "No, I do not think it will, Julian." "I am too nervous to stand in front of the kids." "Maybe you could make puppet theater instead of me?" "Bubs, I'm not doing puppet theater for you." "I took to be nice." "I would make sure Ricky does not destroy it all." "He destroys it not, right?" "God, I had not thought of." "Ricky destroys it all." "He does not destroy anything." "It's dolls." "How can you destroy the dolls?" "One can destroy dolls." "It can not." "Come on." "It will be OK." "Now let's get it over with." "But I really ..." " Is that smoke?" " What is that smell?" "It smells like my father's cigarettes." "Okay, boys." "Okay, boys." "What are you doing?" "Show me the ..." "You stand and smoking weed." "Are you insane?" "No, it is French tobacco." "It is not French tobacco." "It is the weed." "I can smell it." "Listen." "Listen." " I think damn, the microphones are turned on." " Oh no." "Ham rector fool said, we had a neighborhood." "It is 20 minutes ago." "You're damn lopsided." "Here, boys." "Take your doll." "This is it." "Hold on." "Not yet, I need to piss." " Ricky ..." " Ricky, what ..." "What are you doing?" " Stop staring at me." " Oh God." "Shut up, it's lovely." "Get as club into." "I can not slow down my piss." "Then strain it out." "Stopper into the club." "You syringes all over the place." "Pis." " Should I use it?" " Remove the dog." "Get it away." "The drips." "It smells like pee." "What hell is wrong with your brain?" "What?" "You threw a canister piss out to the audience, and there came pisdråber on my glasses." "Is the audience ..." "Is the audience here?" " I got pee on me." " Yes, the audience is here." "Where the hell did you think the audience was?" " Take your doll." " That is your damn excuse." "Godfather, Julian." "What do we need?" "We just have to stick to the script." "I have not read it." "I thought it was later." "Well, then we go." "Hello, children." "How are you?" "My name is Bobby Turkalino." "Hey what's your name?" "Ricky, you big fool." "You know damn well." "I'm not talking to you, Ricky." "The little fool of 20 centimeters at the end of your arm." "Hello, you there, what's your name?" " What was his name?" " Ralphie Johnson." "My name is Ralphie Johnson, everyone." "You, Ralphie, you should ... try to move the mouth while ..." "You fucking then move the hand, when you're talking, so it looks as if he says it." "Can you see?" "Yeah okay." "Fine." "Hello." "My name is ..." "Ralphie Johnson." "Rick, it should fit." "He looks damn one pythons, that is about to swallow an egg." "I'm not good for dolls." "They are a bit too clever for my brain." "It is because you are so skidedum." "Your ..." "Connector though your own up there." "Julian, get your man up there." "I do not play with dolls." "Now you get the damn doll up there, otherwise kicking me your testicles up in the abdominal cavity you." "Goddamn it." "Hello there." "How are you?" "My name is Bobby Turkalino." "I am the most capable student here at Dartmouth-school." "I am considering to try drugs and alcohol for the first time." "Do you think it's a good idea?" "Yes." "No." "Who says no?" "Me or him?" "No." " Yes." " Ricky." "Boy, are you stupid." " Do not ..." " The toy called me stupid." " It's a doll." " You know what?" "Fuck it." "If I am too stupid dolls" "I am also too stupid to be here." " No no." " Ricky." " Mom you well." " Listen." "Ricky, come back." "Now you damn ..." " Keep your mouth shut, Julian." " No, keep yourself shut up." "Just a little hello." " Holy shit!" " It must not be said in school." "Bubs, you said here was 10-20 children." "Here, at least 50, or 1,000." "What?" "Hey, kids." "Well, I do not try drugs and alcohol." "It is otherwise pretty good, but you should not try yet." "Piss off." "You're an asshole." "Bubbles, I wait in the car." "No, no, if I have to, you also, Ricky." "Julian, came accordingly, dammit." "Bubs, I do not play with dolls." "Come out." "Julian, you promised to help me." "I do not play with dolls." "Come out and tell them, what you want to say." "Goddamn it, Julian." "Come just here." "No, I get so nervous to children." " Bubbles, come out, dammit." " Pis." "Well, here are fifty children?" "God, look at all the children." "Now listen." "You entertain the kids." "I'll get Ricky, and then we finish the show." "What?" "I can not entertain them." "Just tell them some jokes." "Jokes." "Hey, kids." "How are you?" "Do you like jokes?" "I did some jokes, when I was a little boy." "Like you." "Let me see if I can remember them under so much pressure." "How ..." "How ..." "How do you capture unique cats?" "You nod them nastily." "Not bad, right?" "Now wait a minute." "There is also another part." "How is it now?" "How do you capture the lame cats?" "On the lame manner." " Nodding them nastily." " Nodding them nastily." "Godfather." "Boys, you come right here?" "It falls entirely to the ground." "As the bombs in Berlin 1940th" "If the guitar?" "Well, I do not care." "I borrow it anyway." "Maybe I can play a song for you." "Do you like music?" "Yes." "It's a song about the dangers by drugs and alcohol." "I just found it." "Stay away from booze and drugs" "I will bandit victim" "They take your money and do you harm" " Oh, damn." " You are bad." "It is not voted, that's the problem." " You are bad." " Oh no." "Boys?" "I will soon have a nervous breakdown." "Klamt." "He urinated." "Hey, Bubs, what then?" "You must excuse that Julian was an asshole." "Everything is fine now." "We have done it." "It does not matter." "Ricky, I might be here and low performance for the children." "I just goes on behind the scenes." "What happens down there, buddy?" " He peed." " He peed." " Bubs." " Slip, Ricky." " Did you just do not." " Ricky, do not." "God, you did." "You have pissed in his pants." " No, I have not." " He pissed in his pants." "See, kids." "It has run down the leg." "No, I have not." "I had a piece juice in your pocket." "It was Chicken Little, who did it." "He must have spotted the, so that it broke." "Think you pissed in front of all the kids." "I did not either." " I pissed not." " He pissed not." " He peed in his pants." " Never mind because with it." "I also pisses in his pants, if it can help." "Pull yourself together." "Do not piss here." "I try." "There is not much left in the tank." " Come on, shit." " Pisses you like that?" "As an old gorilla in the forest?" "Okay, boys." "That's enough." "I do not know what the hell you're doing, but it was not what I meant to scare the children." "Come on." "Calm, Phill Cosby." "Excuse me, Dr. Duggan." "It was not supposed it would go like this." "Now go just." "Get out of the school, or I'll call the police." "What?" "And I also tell Judge Mason about it." "Sorry, kids." "I peed not pants." "Oh God." "Sorry, everybody." "You fucking a problem with your brain, you know that?" "What?" "What do you mean "what"?" "Are you now psychiatrist?" "Hey, Bubs." "Are you ready?" "Get out of here, Ricky." "Stay away from me right now." "What is wrong with you?" "Wrong with me?" "What the hell do you think is wrong?" "You made me laugh in front of the whole school." "It went very well." "They applauded you." "They applauded not of me, Ricky, they laughed at me." "Because of you." "I should bloody forehead you one." " Come on, man." " Let go of me." "Let me then, damn it." "In driving me home in the park, and none of you say a word to me." "What if it's something very important?" "Now go just." "You do not say a word." "Well, Ricky can not destroy dolls, Julian?" "Fucking asshole." ""My name is Ricky." "I am a huge force idiot." "I fucking ... "" "Bubs, it was not my fault." "It was actually the doll's sake, when you think about it." "Shut up, Ricky." "Come on, Bubs." "I told you I was not good for dolls." "It is damn not my fault." "Relax now." "What the hell is the problem?" "You know what the problem is?" "Do you see these?" "I stand with two sticks of dynamite." "Just turn the fuse." "A bit of an overreaction, do not you think?" "You are fucking a nightmare." "Do you know that?" "How?" "Rick!" "Shut up, you scared me." "What the hell are you doing here, Luce?" "I would like to skate a bit." "I must say that here has been great." "It's just such a good idea." "Yes, it is reasonably cool, right?" "Well, it turns me really." "Do it?" "Yes." "You look damn good, Luce." "You know what the best is in here?" "What?" "You know what you like, I do ..." " The ice cubes?" " Yes." "In here we do not need ice cubes." "Do you mean that?" "Right here?" "We're friends with benefits, right?" "Like hell are we." "What the hell?" "I have heard that you made people cry in school today, your tyrant!" "I'm right in the middle of something, mate." "You do not get sucked club today." "Outside." "Now." "Slip, Bubbles." "Let me get saved dick away." "Bubbles?" "Who is Bubbles?" "I am the Green Pig." "Of unknown origin." "Slip." "I mean it." "It was not my fault." "I believe it too." "Up with the parades." "What happens here?" "Slip, Randy." "It's between me and Ricky." "I can fight with Randy, but not with you, Bubbles." "Fuck off, Ricky." "Do not worry, gentlemen." "Violence is never the solution." "Keep your mouth shut, Don, your weird, spiritual ride." "Now Ricky one on the shell." "Listen, Bubbles." " I'm sorry about what happened." " Yes?" "Turn off just because I do not resist." " I do it." " Do it." " I'm doing the fucking." " Come on!" "Come on, I do not care." " Holy shit, Bubbles." " Holy shit." "There beat you fucking asshole out." "Oh no, Ricky." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Are you hurt?" " Rick." " Julian, I hit him." "Ricky, wake up." "He is not breathing." "Ricky, you must not die." "Randy, do something." "Can someone CPR?" "Help, someone." "I CPR." "Make room." "What the hell happened, Randy?" "Bubbles beat Ricky and killed him." "Holy shit." "Give me some room, guys." "Sorry." "Here comes the expert." "Sorry." "Hurry, mr." "Lahey." "He is not breathing." "Oh no." "What the hell?" "What file are you doing?" "What the hell happened?" "Sorry, Ricky." "I beat you down." "I stuck up for one." "I had no idea what was happening." "I woke up, his boner hit me." "Why the hell is his cock stiff?" "He just wanted to help you, you fool." "Timber!" " The smoke laheys iron." " It was about time!" "Well, everyone." "The party is over." "Go back to your mobile homes." "Here is nothing more to see." "Is it, Ricky?" "Do you need a pat on the stomach?" " Not now." " I'll do it later." " Sorry." " Come on." "Hey, Ricky." "Can I talk to you?" "If you bang my daughter?" "No, do not." "Once Ricky calm and comes over his ... his angry that I'm ... father-stage child ..." "I can maybe help him with shops." " How was prison?" " Not really that bad." "Yes, it is great fun." " Fun." " Yes it is." "Listen, I really love Trinity, and I will work hard to be a man ... also for you." "It's good, Jacob, for you are fucked, and you got to be a man." "He is a good businessman." "He has started in many different things." "So maybe, hopefully, I can help him ... with different things, like ... selling drugs." "Once you become a man, I might give you hand." " Okay." "Thank you, Ricky." " Slip." "It went very well." "Yes, except when he said "slip"." "It was great." "He should apologize to me." "He made me laugh in front of all those people." "Ricky, think of what you did to him." " Bubbles." " Yes?" "Ricky is here." "He will talk to you." "Hey, Ricky." "I am sorry that I made you laugh and made you piss your pants in front of all those fucking kids." "It's okay, Ricky." "I am sorry that I knocked you." "I would not hurt you, I swear." "I was just angry." "I am under great pressure here, boys." "We are running out of time." "I am afraid that we are losing our home." "Me too." "Julian, you'll always find something in such cases." "Why do not you find something?" "It's a bit difficult when we are enemies." "Now let's have fun tonight." "I promise that I find on a plan." "Yeah okay." "Let's have a hug." "Yes, let's have a hug, boys." "We are not enemies anymore." "Okay." "I love you." "I love you too." "Can not we get a chicken pizza and watch a movie tonight?" "It sounds fucking great." "Midnight Cowboy?" "Yes, fine." "Can we take pajamas?" "Bubs, now you're going too far." "Let us do it for his sake." "I have no pajamas, but I can sit in underpants."