"Hey, dad, we're home." "Dad?" "Dad!" "Dad?" "Hey, that's weird." "I thought he said Lori was coming over." "Stop that!" " I'm gonna getcha." " Don't you dare!" "I'm ticklish!" " You know that!" " Oh, hey, girls." "Bleeeah!" "Oh, come on, now, stop that "old people are gross" thing." "We were just sittin' in the hot tub." " Bleeeah!" " Make it stop!" "Watch it, girls, or I'll call him my cuddly cowboy!" "La la la la la la!" " Nice work." " I'm gonna go change." "I don't wanna be late for steak night at the senior center." "Ooh, steak night." "While you're up there," "Be sure to grab my meat teeth." " my meat teeth." " Wow, dad." "I can't believe you finally found someone that'll laugh at your jokes." "And means it!" "Love is strange, girls." "So true." "But I really am happy for you." "I know you are, darlin'." "Hey, even though I've been." "Spending a lot of time with Lori, don't think I forgot." "About me and you spending tomorrow afternoon together." "Oh..." "You forgot again, didn't you?" "I did not forget." "I specifically told lilly to remind me." "Lillian truscott, you have disappointed my father once again." "Shame on you." "Hmm." "Not true, not funny," "And not as cute in those pants as you think you are." "You see what I have to deal with, daddy?" "No responsibility." "It's always somebody else's fault." "Mile, this is the fourth time you've stood me up." "I know." "And I'm sorry." "But me and my friends were gonna go to the beach." "And play volleyball and then have a bonfire." "All right, then, I get it." "If you don't want to spend time with the man who Brought you into this world And clothed you Who fed you and gave you 14 number one singles in a row," "Then..." "Ready, set, go." "Seriously?" "I know." "Songwriting, a ten." "Acting, a generous five." "You know, mile, what I'm trying to say is," "You're growing so fast, before we know it," "You're gonna be up and off to college." "And I'm only gonna see you on holidays." "With a dang Turkey sitting' in between us." "Daddy, that's not true." "We can put Jackson at the end of the table." "I just miss you, honey, that's all." "Ok, you know what?" "Forget the beach." "Tomorrow, just you and me, daddy/daughter day." "Chiseled in stone?" "Solid as a rock." "And I promise I won't change the plan." " And lilly won't forget." " Still not funny." "♪la-de-dah, whoa, yeah ♪" "Look, you don't have enough for the big tiger, ok?" "It's the dragon stickers," "Erasers, or the ice cube with a fly in it." "That's not gonna work." "Yeah, you know what I wanna do when I grow up?" "Anything but this." "Lilly, when you have kids one day," "May I suggest a stay-at-home dad or a nanny?" "The whole maternal thing?" "Not really in the big bag of lilly." "Oh, well, you know what's gonna be." "In the big bag of miley in a minute?" " Jesse!" " That doesn't even make sense." "It does when he's standing over there." " Oh, my gosh, it's Jesse!" " No!" "Hold on." "I'm in a flashback moment." "I can't get you out of my head." "Your laugh..." "The way you lose yourself in a song..." "The way you love life..." "Just say no if you want me to stop." "Is that really what we look like when we kiss?" "That is so unattractive." "Well, now that I'm not with Jake anymore," "There's nothing stopping me and Jesse from being together." " Uh..." "Except..." " Jesse!" "...That he only knows you as Hannah!" "Yoicks!" "Whoo!" "Here we go, everybody!" "♪come on ♪" "♪you get the limo out front ♪" "♪oooh ♪" "♪hottest styles every shoe, every color ♪" "♪yeah, when you're famous it can be kind of fun ♪" "♪it's really you but no one ever discovers ♪" "♪who would have thought that a girl like me ♪" "♪would double as a superstar ♪" "Whooo!" "♪you get the best of both worlds ♪" "♪chill it out take it slow ♪" "♪then you rock out the show ♪" "♪you get the best of both worlds ♪" "♪mix it all together and you know ♪" "♪that it's the best of both worlds ♪" "♪yeah, yeah, ooh ♪" "Do I know you?" "Well, you certainly should," "Because you smiled right at me when I was front row." "At a Hannah Montana concert." "I just love her!" "I'm such a big fan!" "Yeah, I don't work with her anymore." "She kind of, uh, messed with my head." "I didn't mean to." "Well, I wouldn't mean to if I was her, which I'm not, obviously." "I mean, and who would want to mess with a head that's covered in such attractive Wrapping?" "Train wreck." " You seem really, uh..." " Weird?" " But in a super adorable way?" " I was gonna say familiar," "But yeah, that works, too." "♪ooh, ah, ooh, ah ♪" "It was so good to see you again." "Again?" "Yes." "Again." " Because, uh..." " The concert." "Right!" "The concert." "Hannah Montana, big fan." "Gotta go." "Guess who got Jesse's number?" "!" "I'm guessing it's the person talking like this." " It is!" " Not cute anymore." "Tell me about it." "And stop." " So he asked you out?" " He di..." "He did." "We're going riding this afternoon!" "You mean daddy/daughter afternoon?" " See, I remembered." " Oh, no." "Yeah, what are you gonna do?" "You said it was solid as a rock." "Yeah, but then again..." "Paper covers rock." "Especially when it's got Jesse's number on it." "♪yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪" "What's a five-letter word for blood sucking parasite?" "Dad, the buzzer on the dryer went off!" "Could you get my stuff out before it wrinkles?" "The word would be..." "M-y-b-o-y, my boy." "Do it yourself!" "Fine." "But life was a lot easier when you were sad and alone." "And had no place to put your love but your children!" "Oh, hey, Lori." "Wow, a month of that and you're still here." "Hmm." "Somebody likes me..." " Hey, guys." " Oh, there's my girl!" "I am so excited about this afternoon." "Just you and me." "Me, too!" "All I've been thinking about." "But let's not waste this afternoon's conversation now." "Because then later we'll be filled with long, awkward silences." "And who wants that?" "Uh, mile..." "Nyyip!" "This afternoon: "hey, daddy!" "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"" ""hey, bud." "Blaah, blaah, blaah, blaah."" "See ya." "I do not get why this afternoon is so important to him." "I mean, I live with the guy, he sees me all the time." "And now he wants more?" "Why do I have to be so charming, talented, and delightful?" "You forgot humble and shamelessly over-exposed." "I'd rather be shamelessly over-exposed." " Than under five-two!" " Mm-mm-mm..." "Not the way to get my help." "What makes you think I need your help?" "Uh, you're voluntarily sitting next to these!" "Eww!" "Fine." "Jackson, what do you do when dad wants to spend special time." "And you've got something better to do?" " A little something like this!" " Get those out of my face!" "I don't need to be that close to anything." "That's vacationed in your Southern hemisphere." "Disgusting, aren't I?" "Now add a little dash of annoying." "And a pinch of gut-wrenching disappointment." "And there's no way any self-respecting dad." "Would ever want to spend special time..." "With this guy!" "Always thinking." "So you're a failure by design?" "He drove me to it." "Seventh grade sock hop." "Becky mcguire lets it be known." "That she's ready to slow dance with me." "But ol' special time there decided I needed to experience." "The joy of a father/son grunion hunt." "By the time I got there, she was doing the funky chicken." "With Freddy finkelstein." "I swore I'd never feel that pain again." "So to get out of daddy/daughter day," "I have to be as gross and worthless as you?" " But that's impossible." " Of course it is!" "Do you know how hard it is to get a father to give up on his child?" "It takes years of hard work!" "Which, of course, leaves you with only one option." " Oh, no." " Oh, yes." "The truth." "Face it." "You don't have my talent for anything but the truth." "Every time you try, you wind up getting caught." "And sitting on a bench or the couch or the porch," "Where dad says, "bud, if you just would've told the truth in the beginning," "Yadda, yadda, yadda." "I love you." "" "I love you, too."" "You ride blue jeans, he writes a song." "The end." "That is not true." "Daddy has never uttered the words," ""yadda, yadda, yadda" in his life!" "And that's sad." "I can't believe you lost a girl." "To Freddy "the freakshow" finkelstein!" "He got dance lessons for his bar mitzvah." "He was like a Justin Timberlake with a yarmulke." "I didn't have a chance!" "What's a five-letter word meaning forgiveness or compassion?" "Well, that's easy." "It's "daddy."" "Because he's always full of forgiveness and compassion." " Mwah!" " Uh, you might wanna put your feet up," "It's about to get real deep in here." "Not to mention, he is so funny!" "Along with the previously forgiving and compassionate." " Wow, you were right." " So, what is it?" "Well, dad, I respect you too much." "To make up some silly excuse, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it." "You're bailing on me again, aren't you?" "Bailing?" "No!" "We made a plan and I intend to stick to that plan." " Just not today." " Yeah, well..." "You know what?" "Here's a plan you can stick with." "No plan." "How's that sound to you?" "To be honest?" "A little angry." "I don't think you want to sound like that." "In front of your pretty new girlfriend." "You know what?" "Now that's enough." "Dad, why are you being so dramatic about this?" " It's just one silly afternoon." " Silly afternoon?" " I didn't mean it like that." " Yeah, you did." "No, dad, I'm sorry." "Something came up and it's really important." "Mile, if spending time with me always has to come in second." "To spending time with anything else, then the heck with it." " Fine!" " Fine." "That's what I get for telling the truth!" "Nice message, dad!" "Wow." "This is more awkward than that time I sneeze-farted in yoga." "♪oh, yeah ♪" "♪ooh ♪" "Huh, listen to that." "I know." "The quiet." "Yeah, there's no people, no cars, no cell phones." "No people in cars on their cell phones." "He's smiling." "Oh, yeah." "He likes me." "Smile back." "Nice!" "You have a great smile." "Booyah!" "Thanks, that's really sweet." "Well, isn't this a pretty picture?" "All goo-goo-eyed without even" "Thinking about your broken-hearted daddy." "Oh, wait." "You are." "Ha ha!" " Is everything all right?" " Yeah, of course." "Why wouldn't it be?" "I can think of a few good reasons." "Get out of my head, old man!" "I'm with you... and not me." "...On this beautiful day, having a lovely picnic." "Smile!" "Ok, then." "I brought bread and cheese..." "Yum!" ""yum?" you can eat," "Knowing what you've done to me?" "Yeah, I can eat!" "Watch me!" "Mmmm!" "Delicious!" "Guilt-free bread!" "I was gonna cut this, but I could just toss it right in." "Sorry." "I just love bread." " Ok." " Smile!" "Dad, you're ruining everything!" "Would you just get out of my head and go away?" "Dad?" "Dad?" "Finally, alone at last." "Weren't we alone before?" "Yeah, but, um Now the horses aren't looking." "I know I'm doing that weird thing again, but..." "In a super adorable way." "Hoo-ah!" "Ah, hoo-ah back at you-ah." " I'm sorry, that's my phone." " Hoo-ah!" "Oh, yeah, what I thought." " Hoo-ah!" " It's my dad." "I'm sorry, I gotta take this." "Wait, right now?" "Couldn't you just let it go to voicemail?" "I'm sorry, I really can't." "Hey, dad." "Hey." " No, now's a great time." " Hello!" "Losing the hoo-ah over here!" "I'm sorry, it's kind of important." "And I'm not?" "Would either of you do this on a first date?" "I don't think so." "That's it." "I'm outta here." " Hey, where are you going?" " I don't know." "Why don't you ask your dad?" "You seem way more interested." "In talking to him than being with me." "Miley, I don't think you understand..." "And I don't think you understand." "I blew off a whole afternoon with my dad." "And you can't blow off one stupid phone call with yours?" "!" "My dad's stationed in Afghanistan." "What?" "If I get five minutes with him a couple of times a month," "I'm gonna take it." "I don't care who I'm with." "I'm sorry, I didn't know." "You must think I'm the biggest jerk in the world." "It's ok." "It's not your fault." "I mean, you're probably used to having your dad around all the time," "So you think blowing him off's not a big thing." "But when you're dealing with what my family's dealing with," "You'd give anything to have that kind of time with your dad." "♪you give them life you help them fly ♪" "♪they break your heart they can make you cry ♪" "♪you make a plan to spend the day ♪" "♪they spit in your face and then they run away ♪" "The kids might not buy it, but the parents are gonna love it." "Hey, dad, uh..." "You know what always makes me feel better when I'm down?" "Donating money to a worthy cause." "For instance, the Jackson foundation." ""putting a smile on Jackson's face for over 19 years."" "Operators are standing by." "Good lord." "I just realized." " You're now my good child." " What?" "You wanna spend the afternoon together?" "No!" "You don't wanna do that." "I'm the gut-wrenching disappointment." "See?" "And this is me on a good day." "Oh, sweet niblets, robby Ray, just remember," "That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger." "Dad, I am so sorry." "Why?" "Did your better offer cancel on you?" "No, you are my better offer." "I've been stupid and selfish and I'm a horrible daughter." "But not as horrible as I am a son!" "Let's not forget that!" "Mile, what's this all about?" "I'm just really lucky to have you and sometimes I forget that." "It's ok." "♪ooh, yeah ♪" "I'm really glad we did this." "Think we could do it again next week?" "Now stop suffocating me, daughter." "I got a girlfriend, you know." "Sure." "You just name the time." "I just wish there was something I could do for the families." "That aren't as lucky as we are." "Whatever you got bangin' around in there, count me in." "Thank you guys so much for being here with us tonight." "It's an honor to be with y'all." "You know, sometimes we take our parents for granted." "Because we're used to having them around all the time." "But I learned from a friend of mine, that's not always true for you guys." "There's no way I can know what that feels like, but I'm hoping that this song comes close." "♪sunrise and I lifted my head ♪" "♪then I smile at your picture sitting' next to my bed ♪" "♪sunset and you're feeling ok ♪" "♪'cause you smile at the letter that I sent you today ♪" "♪and I can't wait till I see you again ♪" "♪and we both say remember when ♪" "♪the band played on the fourth of July ♪" "♪and you held me on your shoulders, way up high ♪" "♪you're still there for me ♪" "♪wherever there might be ♪" "♪and if an ocean es between us ♪" "♪I'll send a message across the sea ♪" "♪that you can sleep tonight ♪" "♪knowing it's all right ♪" "♪I believe that you are listening to my song ♪" "♪you're with me ♪" "♪you've been here all along ♪" "♪you've been here all along ♪" "♪back then you walked me to school ♪" "♪told me to be careful and to follow the rules ♪" "♪fast forward you taught me to drive ♪" "♪you gave me the keys and we went for a ride ♪" "♪and I can't wait till I see you again ♪" "♪and we both say remember when ♪" "♪I'm holding on to moments like that ♪" "♪and I know that they're coming back ♪" "♪you're still there for me ♪" "♪wherever there might be ♪" "♪and if an ocean lies between us ♪" "♪I'll send a message across the sea ♪" "♪that you can sleep tonight ♪" "♪knowing it's all right ♪" "♪I believe that you are listening to my song ♪" "♪you're still there for me ♪" "♪wherever there might be ♪" "♪and if an ocean lies between us ♪" "♪I'll send a message across the sea ♪" "♪that you can sleep tonight ♪" "♪knowing it's all right ♪" "♪I believe that you are listening to my song ♪" "♪you're with me ♪" "♪'cause you're with me ♪" "♪you've been here all along ♪" "♪you've been here all along ♪" "♪yeah... ♪" "♪ah ♪" "♪que sera, sera ♪" "♪ah ♪" "♪que sera... ♪" "Thank you!" "You know, when I was a kid, my dad was stationed overseas." "I always knew that the best gift I could give him." "Was to let him know that everything back home was still good." "Hannah, why don't you help these folks send out that same message today?" "♪so I might slip again let it in now and then ♪" "♪that don't mean anything I'm still good... ♪" "♪I look around me ♪" "♪how did I get here?" "♪" "♪not part of my plan ♪" "♪I ended up in a situation ♪" "♪wasn't in my hands... ♪ hi, dad!" "We miss you." "We love you." "Hi, daddy, I miss you very much." "And thank you for protecting us, and..." "I love you, daddy." "♪I'm not gonna give up never gonna give up ♪" "♪so I might slip again ♪ let it in now and then ♪" "Hi my love." "I just want to tell you that I'm proud of you." "And I love and miss." "And I hope you come back soon." "We love you Nic!" "♪ When days are like that ♪" "♪ And I can shake 'em ♪" "♪ It's weighing on my mind ♪" "Hi." "My name is Ana O'Hara." "And this is sunshine Jenny And we wanted to wish a safe voyage to my husband, her Uncle." "Joe O'Hara." "Good Luck...." "Have a safe voyage and we'll see you when you get back." "I love you Uncle Joei!" "♪so I might slip again let it in now and then ♪" "♪that don't mean anything I'm still good... ♪" "Hi daddy, we miss you, we love you." "Hi Uncle Lu." "We love you and can't wait for you to come home." "Hey honey, we miss you so much and we can't wait for you to come home." "We love you all." "Very much!" " Are you gonna cry?" " Oh no." "I'm not gonna cry." "♪I'm not gonna give up never gonna give up ♪" "♪so I might slip again let it in now and then ♪" "♪that don't mean anything I'm still good... ♪" "♪Trying to be my best ♪" "♪When I fall in some mess ♪" "♪Pick myself up again I'm still good♪" "Thank you guys for letting us be here and perform for y'all." "And thank you for making this the best daddy/daughter that I've ever had!" "♪so I might slip again let it in now and then ♪" "♪that don't mean anything I'm still good... ♪" "♪Trying to be my best ♪" "♪When I fall in some mess ♪" "♪Pick myself up again I'm still good♪" "♪so I might slip again let it in now and then ♪" "♪that don't mean anything I'm still good... ♪" "♪Trying to be my best ♪" "♪When I fall in some mess ♪" "♪Pick myself up again I'm still good♪"