"Inglewood in the house." "Compton in the house." "Langley Village in the house, Aii!" "Young people see the word politics and they immediately switch off." "I wish I'd been told that before me got these fucking massive letters built." "So to bring politics into this, the 21th century me headed down to Washington, Aiii." "N" " E" " E?" " W" " T?" "Then Gingrich" " For real?" "How does I spell that?" "G" " For Real?" " I" " N" " M?" " N" "For like Nothing or whatever" " G" " G?" " R" " R?" "I" " I?" " C" " C?" " H" "How does I say that?" "Gingrich" " Gingrich" "And how does I say the first name?" " Newt" "Wagwan, I is here with my main man, his name be" "New Gingrich and him was the leader of the House of Representatives, right?" "Yes." " What policies was you famous for introducing?" "The most famous was welfare reform We had a system that paid people to do nothing." " So how long should people get welfare?" "We set a pretty firm system that says that you can be on the system for about four years." "But ain't people just getting into it after four years?" "Well, I mean most people we think should actually go to work." "Do you think that people should get more welfare, the longer they is on welfare?" "No, we don't think that you earn seniority on welfare." "But surely the longer you is on welfare, it shows that you is got commitment." "I mean, you wouldn't like it if you was in a job and didn't get a pay rise." "But our job, our goal is to get you off of welfare, not to make it more desirable for you to stay on welfare." "Do you think dads should be forced to pay for their kids?" "Yes, if you create the child you ought to have an obligation pay for it" "What, even after it's born?" " Yeah, that's the whole point." "But if you has already paid for the meal, the popcorn, the chocolates, the movie the last thing you want to be thinking about when you is getting jiggy is how much will it cost me, makes the whole thing unromantic, innit?" "Well, if you are the kind of bum who leaves his kids the girl shouldn't be with you in the first place." "Does the Republican party think you should take your girlfriend up the batty?" "No, I'm not.." "look, some guy says to me all I want is fun for one night and then she has to spend the next twenty years raising the child." "For real?" "That strikes me as a pretty unfair bargain." "Do you think a woman will ever be President?" " Absolutely." "Ain't there a problem that if a woman is President she will spend all their time on facials, shopping and getting new shoes?" "I think if you said that to most of women who could be President you'd be surprised how tough they are." "Ain't you worried that the whole cabinet would be like Brad Pitt on Defence and George Clooney on Health, 'cos him from ER and all these other good looking geezers and King Dong in the background" "We've already been through it before." "Margaret Thatcher was probably one of the three best Prime Ministers of the 20th century." "But, wouldn't there be a danger that they'd like fall in love with someone bad, like Saddam Hussein." " No more than there is for a man." "Yeah, but women love bastards." " I think that's just I think that's a stereotype." "But I know from me experience the worse you treat them the more they want you." "He could be like doing bad things to the USA all the time and shit, it would just get her more and more horny." "I don't think that that kind of woman would get to be President any more than some guy whose easy to push around." "People who get pushed around easily don't get to be President." "But ain't there the problem that if he declares war she'll just start crying and everything?" " The kind of woman who would rise to be President." "I think would be very comfortable saying if you really want to fight we'll do what it takes." "But not if she was in love with him." " Otherwise she wouldn't get there." "Treat em rough you get your muff that's what they say on the street." "I think you, I think whoever you dated is probably different than the kind of people who get to be President." "Yo, so big it up." "You has heard none other than my man Newt Gingrich" "Big up yourself, respect!" "How did you manage to maintain a natural look?" "Um... well, I have a good hairdresser." "What is the philosophy of ze show?" " Erm, its kind of like trailer park trash." "What it is trailer trash?" "Its kind of back woods, from like middle of nowhere, kinda poor, dressing in what you have around." "Also, so, they are very primitive rubbish people." " Kind of, yeah." "So tell me do you hope that these white trash people will buy the clothes?" "I don't think they can afford it." " They are too poor, what?" "Crazy!" "It is like that in Austria." "We take the clothes from the homeless people and we sell them in the shop." "Jack up the price." " And then the homeless people cannot buy them." "Definitely, definitely." " That is the beauty of fashion." "Yeah." "So how important is fashion to you?" " Fashion is very important." "It's what keeps us creative, it's what keeps us alive, it's what keeps us inspired." "Inspired, it's what makes us get up and go out of our houses everyday." "You know what, she is a real fashion icon living in her own time." "I am from New York and I come across a lot of people who are not from here, but who are from other parts of the world who really have absolutely no fashion sense." "They look ridiculous, some of them." " There is no personal style." "Why don't you just put them on trains, send them to a camp and say Bye Bye?" "Yeah, I would love to say Bye Bye to most of them." "A lot of style gurus in Austria say" "Osama Bin Laden is like ze best dressed guy." "Do you think so?" "I think he's cool." " He's so cool" "I don't know if he's the best dressed guy but he's definitely very fashionable." "Have you ever thought of using disabled models like but with normal clothes?" "I mean not like disgusting disabled but just like the mental thing, so you wouldn't really be able to see it." "There is one model that we used for a couple of seasons that was deaf." "How did she know when to go out, did you have to push her?" "No, you just you know you tap her." "It's like in Austria we know ze casting director is a more important job than doctors or politicians." "Is it the same here?" "No fashion isn't thought of as seriously as the medical profession here, but..." "That's ridiculous." "I think so." " I mean fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors." " I think so." "I'm here with Michael ze other designer today." "Congrat...(BURPS) Congratulations" " Thank you so much" "Why was there so much cardboard, why was that theme so much there?" "Cardboard?" "No there was no cardboard." " But there was a theme of cardboard?" "No." "Why did you base ze whole show around the theme of cardboard?" "Because everything is so hippie in fashion." "I wanted just something opposite like stiff and cut and just amazing like that, that's what I really felt like." "Because no one has yet had ze guts to do a show about cardboard." "No, they have they don't understand." " They're too scared to touch it." " Yeah." "What I loved about the show was that it had no humour at all which was just so powerful." "Well it was dead serious." " Yeah." "Yeah." "It was super serious." "How did you keep the show humorous all the way along?" "Using pop icons." "Why was the show all about the individual?" "Because that's what we are and that's what we prefer everyone to be." "It's amazing because this show was all about other people." "Why?" "Because when you're an artist you look at other people and that's how you become an artist is you observe." "I found the collection so heavy, zat it was pulling me down into a place better than heaven." "Yeah." "I wanted it to be like a weight on people." "I wanted you to just fall, collapse." "How did you make sure zat the show was just so light?" "Because when, because we wanted things to flow but at the same time not just be too overly feminine." " Yeah." " Yeah" "You managed to achieve this sense of the whole show being kind of lighter than air." "Everyone just floating up." "Yeah, that's what it was." "They were in the clouds they were in space." "Do you think consistency is important?" " No" "'ear me now." "You's gotta be well clever to run a massive business." "I has h'actually met Ronald McDonald at me cousins 15th birthday party in Egham and him, even though he dress like a total prick, is h'actually a genius." "If im can be the head of a massive business so can I." "I iz gonna find out how." "Check it!" "I ain't never had an idea before." "How does you know when you has had one?" "Right." "How do you know when um you say wow, you know for a business idea" "I mean like I has had the idea for like eating chicken, switching on the telly but I has never had an idea right" " For a business idea right." "Well." " Whatever." "Right, if you had all the money in the world,and you could do anything with this money to make your life easier what's the first thing you would invent?" "Like, free bitches..." " Well, that's a good place to start." "Who was just up for anything." " Yeah." "Right ok and there's um, - that's, that could be a good business um..." "If me tell someone me idea how do I know they ain't going to nick it?" "Um, that's tough." "People usually do." "Because like when the Playstation 1 came out me was telling me Julie that what would be wicked would be if they brought out something that was better than this." " Yeah." " And then two years later what come out?" "Playstation 2." "How does you think they got the idea from me?" "Maybe Julie told them." "I don't know but the fact is that people..." "Well she did and..." " And if she did well then you're going to have to talk to her." "Yo then that is serious cos there is something called trust." " Absolutely." "I's got some business idea that I just wanna tell you about and I'd be a fool if..." " Very quickly." "What is the most popular thing in the world?" " Music" "No." " Tell me." " Ice cream." " Okay." "Everyone has it, and what is the problem with ice cream?" "I have no idea." " It drips." " Okay." "So me idea is what?" " To make a drip-proof ice cream." "No but that's a fucking brilliant idea... that's..." "Alright, whatever you aint gonna come out with that?" "No I promise you I won't." " Well me idea is to come out with just like these ice cream gloves that make the ice cream not go on your hands and make it all well sticky and also it keep your hands warm." "Okay." " Is you in or is you in?" "Oh, well it sounds like a good idea and I hope you make a lot of money." "Good luck folks." "Its been nice." "Seeing you you take care of yourself." "OK." "Is you gonna be in on that?" " Well, it sounds like an interesting idea" "We has got like P Diddy is going to be in it" "Good." "Here it is an ice cream." " Do you want me to eat this?" "No." " No, okay." "What's my idea?" " Lay it on me." "The ice cream glove." "That's a C which means that you can't nick it." " Allright." "My, me idea is that you could do them in your favourite team gloves colours." "That's like the LA Lakers." " I don't care what it looks like." "To me I'm not carrying round a glove in my pocket so that in the event I eat an ice cream, I taking the glove out my pocket to preserve my suit." "Has you seen one of these fings before?" " Sure." "Everyone in school learns these fings." "Zen diagrams." " Sure." "People who like ice cream." "People, who has hands." " Sure." "What's this section here?" "It's our target market innit?" " Okay." "Me did an intranet search for ice cream me come back with 62 six thousand 100 and twenty one results." "Me did an intranet search for the gloves." "How much results did me get?" "Three 125 zero 100 and thirteen." "So you times those together what does you get?" "This is just people on the intranet." "200 and three zillion whatever 496 thousand 400 and then a one." "Check this out." "If all those people bought one glove at 19,99 Dollar.., just one glove, business would be worth..." "Wait for it." "I'm waiting." " That much." "That is such a big number I couldn't fit it that way." "That in English 34 point 6 million billion dollars." "How does we promote this company?" "We promote it with the strongest image." "Alright, alright that's different." " Naked woman on a horse." "Shaven or with like bush, whatever." "You know, money talks pubes walk." " Alright." "This may be, this may be the worst idea I've ever heard." "I actually don't dislike the idea." " Safe respect." "Yeah but its, you could use it, it's not there's something to it." "This is not going to happen." " I has got another business idea." "Um Okay, what is that?" "What's dis?" " That is a skateboard." "No it is a toothbrush." "No" " Don't be st...." "Okay, okay, what is it?" " Grow a brain." "What is it?" "Me will tell you what it is." "It's a hoverboard." "I don't understand what you mean." " It's a hoverboard." "Has you seen Back To The Future?" " Yeah." "Has you seen the bit where er..." "they jump on the board and it flies around." "It's in the future." " Yeah" "That film must've been about ten years ago." "No one has even thought about even making that thing." "Yeah... but it doesn't do that." " It doesn't do it yet." "That's where you lot come in." "You come up with the science." "We don't do that." "This is nothing." "It was..." "it's a film it's a story." "Well they must've used the board from somewhere they made one of them that worked." " No, no." "So how did he jump on it and fly all around do all the chases then" " Its called special effects." "How do they do anything in a movie." "Good luck." "You're gonna put on the glove before you shake my hand?" "Good luck." "In Kazakhstan we say it make you feel like a real man when you shoot." "It's a nice feeling, I enjoy it." "It feel good your body feel alive good like a proper man." "Especially when you shoot a machine gun." " Yes." "Yeah." " How many can it shoot?" " About 800 rounds per minute." "Wah wah woo wa it's a good gun." "800 per minute." "It mean you have a many criminal try to you kill." "Yeah you can just waste 'em." "After I'm done with guns I always go to the topless club." "Wah wah wee wah I like very much to shoot a gun and then to see a big..." "And that and that yeah that really sums it up." "This is what a man should do a man should be able to shoot a gun and then..." " Go look at naked women." "Yes." " Yes." " High five." "In Kazakhstan now they take a very, very, bad evil criminal and they let you practise them in two of the gun club." "You think they should do here?" "Oh my word you guys are crazy" " Why not?" "Oh man that's the craziest thing I ever heard." "I like it but its crazy." "We execute people but the government has to do it." "Why can they not do it in a gun club?" "Well there's probably no good reason why not..." "It would be a fun." " But we don't..." "yes it probably would be fun." "Ok, come on through." "How about I kick your ass, Osama." "See here..." "Wah wah wee wah." "You are a real man." "High five." "Can you buy this gun for self-defence?" "It's possible." "It's not easy to." "Can you buy anti-tank gun for self-defence?" "You can." " Good." "... in Texas" " Good." "Hello Borat." " Hello." "Nice to meet you." "How are you?" "Nice to meet you." "Welcome to Ironworks." "This is what you're going to, watch me, pull and extend ok, the legs." "On the machine though." "Nah on the machine." "No you have to come back in the position." "All the way up." "Put your legs under, under here." "Up on top, up on top." "Face down." "No the way you were in the beginning." "No." "And now I move up." " Yeah." "Face down." "Pull the handles." "Okay, this is your position." "You don't move from here." "It hurt my chram" "It hurts what?" " My chram." "Your?" " My testes satchel." "Your abdomen goes here." " Yes." "Your foot comes round into here and you push it up up up up." "Like this." "So then you're running." " Yes." "And stop." "Yes." " This is dangerous." "I don't think you should try this one it's too dangerous." "Yes." " Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk" "You must walk faster." "There you go." "Now, look straight ahead and just walk." "Just walk, walk, keep walking walk, walk, walk,don't slouch, faster." "There you go, feel?" "Yes I fear." " Good, relax and just walk" " I relax" "Stand up there you go now you're doing it." " I relax" "Show your people that you're doing it" " Dzienkuje." "Don't stop." "Wide, wide, wide." "Yo diggety check yourself before you wreck yourself." "Drugs is ruining peoples lives." "That's why I iz here wiv none other than Will Glasby who be a Special Agent from The Drug Enforcement Agency." "Respect, safe." "Thanks for having me on." "So lets go thru these." "This is moroccan black innit?" "You gotta be a geek not to know that." "Looks like err some hash, very similar to err marijuana." "And its used in quite the same way." "For people out there what is its effects?" " It slows down your reaction, it slows your ability to learn." "Your brain really slows down doesn't stop functioning but it slows down the learning curve." "And is there any negative effects?" "That, that would be a negative effect." "How much would something like this cost?" "It depends on the quality of the weed." "It can cost more than 1,000 $ a pound." "That's coz you iz really being ripped off I can get you dat much cheaper." "Well it, it, it, not necessarily depending on the quality of the weed." "Does you think people move on from the 'erb to harder drugs?" "The problem with marijuana is that it is often regarded as a gateway drug." "So does you recommend this as a good first smoke?" "Absolutely not." "Just to make clear all this stuff so far is legal." "What about the other stuff?" "All this is, just to make clear, all this is illegal." "What?" "Okay, so it ain't legal but if it's just for" "Personal use let's say you has just got like half a kilo at home or whatever dats irie innit?" "Dat not a problem.?" "Not in the USA." "In the USA that's still illegal." "What's this little baby here?" "Er those right there is MDMA known on the street as ecstasy." "Is there a chemical in these that h'actually make you dance like a prick?" "I don't know that there's anything that makes you dance like a prick but I can tell you I've seen videos of people that are using that stuff and dancing and I guess that's a way to describe it." "If kids out there h'absolutely has to take some." "How many is it safe for them to take?" "To put even one of those in your body is absolutely crazy." "Because me mate Dave took 24 in one night." "The next day he was really buzzin' had loads of energy and everyone on the Egham-Langley bus said he drove it better than ever before." "Well I've talked to parents whose kids took just one tablet." "Does you think it is ever right to give an animal an ecstasy?" "Not if you like your animal." "What about if the animal looks really sad?" " First of all in the USA it's illegal to even possess E's and if you're going to possess 'em and provide" "MDMA to your animal, you probably have some mental problems yourself." "Is there other things that is addictive?" "Err, a lot of different drugs are ... are addictive" "How come Pringles is legal, cos even they admit that, you know once you pop you can't stop." "I heard a lot of people say that chocolate is addictive too but they're not necessarily drugs that are going to screw with your brain." "What is 'appenin to these drugs after?" "After we do a seizure they're all incinerated." "Why don't you give them to charity?" "No one could take illegal drugs it would be harmful to anybody who got to them." "You out there, listen up, learn, keep away, steer clear coz once you start taking this then youz gonna take this then that mix those together" "try a bit of that you'd be really mashed if you took all of that in one go wouldn't you?" "Yeah, you would." "You'd be totally, you know that's enough for a whole party of people." "Big up yourself, keep up the good work and keep it real." "Thanks for having me." "Safe, safe." "What is the different types of hash out there?" "We all know that its called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensi, the sweet mary jane the chronic, the shit, ganja, spliff," "the bad, the home grown, the buddha the ill, reefer, the maui maui, the method, pot, lethal, turbo, thai shake, skunk, stress, wacky, weed, blaze the boot, dime bag, scooby doo, bob bogey, backyard boogie..." "But what is the other terms for it?" "That's a that pretty much covers it." "Peeps, stay in college and off the crack and big up yourself."