"Timo, hey." "Yes?" "Could you turn on the projector?" "It's on" "Where those hairs come from?" "Again there's one on the lens" "I don't know." "Red hair" "And it's curly." "It's your erogenous hair" "It's not, it's armpit hair" "It is your penis hair, blow it away" "Good evening" "Finnish trucker Reino Laakso - has ended up in open conflict - at Luxembourg's border station" "A truck full of carrots has been - denied entry to the country by the customs with too weak arguments according to Laakso" "Here're some great carrots for Luxembourgians" "(German gibberish)" "What is loss?" "Here's the car papers" "Filthy car" "Oh damn." "You see, for 20 years " "I have done this work and one thing I've learned - is that to never give up" "If need to deliver carrots to Luxembourg I'm going to finish it" "(gibberish)" "Laakso's numerous contact attempts - have been shrugged off by Luxembourg's government" "It's so that you can keep the carrots" "Finland's EU-Commissioner Erkki Liikanen disapproves - both Laakso's and Luxembourg goverment's actions" "I think, I have to, with this note - touch my arse" "I see" "Luxembourgian ministers have performed - rituals that dishonor Finnishness" "Klaus, just look." "Good job" "Finnish government has given Luxembourg goverment - an ultimatum." "If profanity doesn't come to an end " "Finland threatens to adopt further secret measures" "Esa." "Moth has cocooned" "Fox acknowledges" "Listen up, it's best now that girls go home" "What?" "I haven't got anything yet" "And Jari as well" "Open, open away" "Pirjo, could you hand over those forceps" "Open" "Open, open, open" "Kariluoto." "Moth has cocooned" "Hare acknowledges" "Ilmo, Ilmo, you have a call" "Ilmo" "Lynx acknowledges" "Mom, I must go now" "Oh my goodness" "So this is what it meant when my buttocks began to tickle terribly" "Boy goes to war" "Ilmo, Ilmo, I brought you some lunch box" "Oh you, mom" "Don't worry about me, I take care of myself" "I'll be back by the hay-making" "So said you father - and he only went to deliver milk churns, never returned" "Captain Rankkanen, captain Rankkanen - your suit has arrived from washing" "At ease" "Fox?" "Here" "Hare?" "Here" "Lynx?" "Here" "Cigarette man is always cigarette man" "Your mission - is to strike enemy's living and materialistic force - everywhere in the areas that they are ruling" "This mouse-shit here is Luxembourg " "An area about the size of Forssa." "Know that - even at this very moment they are fucking us pretty harshly" "It's the end now!" "The mission will be accomplished quickly and efficiently - after which you will exit the area according to your own judgment" "Air Force will transport you to the enemy's airspace" "At 19:30 your parachutes will open, any questions?" "Check your clocks" "Dismissed!" "And remember!" "Today the shit rang here too and called me gay" "Even if I was gay - there's no need to tell it to me" "Oh Sibelius, oh, Juha Mieto..." "Please" "Please" "Dear passengers, prepare to jump in 30 seconds" "Weather is beautiful at Luxembourg, but partly cloudy" "Captain Rantala and crew wish a successful jump" "The most important is that we were not detected" "It's only an advantage" "Have to burrow." "And fast" "Watch out, right side" "Don't recall me, I take care of my plot" "This is quite rally" "No boys, rally is something very different" "He has bought some random tires worth 50 marks - from some junkyard" "When Stefa installs it's precise." "As always" "There's no time to lose now." "As always" "What?" "What, what?" "It's fun to have spot check here" "It's joy to give you fines" "Radar stops you, it stimulates us" "Here's the end of your ride" "It's fun to breathalyze drunkards" "We are hepaticas of the roads" "We may loosen your plates, it refreshes us - if can dry up the licence" "Fines, fines, great fines" "We don't skimp, we gladly give - fines, fines, fines to everybody" "Come and get yours" "Hey dudes, you hear?" "You hear me?" "Yes we hear" "Quite cold is here, quite cold is here" "Yes." "Shall we exchange?" "Shall we exchange?" "In a minute." "Let's exchange already." "Let's exhange already" "In a minute" "Dudes, now some 96 comes at least 600 mph" "I guess it's red, perhaps red" "To what hell's rally are you going to?" "Nordics rally" "Red Opel Kadett HKR-420, child is screaming inside" "Release the child" "Have a good rally to you" "Girls, after the final race at the hotel a bit..." "You are just awful" "Hi there" "This is the place for signing up?" "Oh fuck, I have eaten cabbage casserole 4 days straight - my stomach's upset." "Class, certificate and licence" "A-group." "Have you got any charcoal tablets - my stomach's messed up" "Sorry but I only have a full tube of rectal wax" "These are fine, have a good rally." "Yes thanks" "Was there any trouble?" "Nope" "Well what then?" "I was just looking at those other teams" "Well what about them?" "They are quite clowns" "Sure are" "...already 35 times" "Five, four, three, two, one, drive" "Oh darn." "Go to push" "Moisio, third gear, clutch down - when car moves, clutch up" "Clutch..." "Brake" "Right, different fast, left, different fast 75 right, flat out" "Over 50, jump, right fast" "Where are we?" "Bottom of the bank, right's okay, left down, up" "Left full speed forward, not fast" "Left fast, this is most of all goddamn curvy road" "Pull your owns." "Right" "I could pull one cigarette during this interval" "If okay?" "Hey, this stick snapped" "Well then, let's replace it." "Stefa will do" "That's precise" "Hey, clutch's gone." "Could you steer?" "Okay" "To right" "To left." "Stefa" "New clutch." "Stefa's working on it" "That's precise." "Right" "Hey, cigarette dropped" "Bench is burning." "Stefa will take care of it" "Foam to the eggs" "I'm foamed all over" "Ha, ha, looking good" "Really fast, hundred" "Right down, left full speed" "Really embarrassing to say but..." "Of course you can go and pee now" "May Day drink is?" "That's mead" "Mead" ""Tsorry."" "That's ok" "It was very difficult and hard race" "We had some troubles with the tires" "But the team is working very fine - and I'm drinking and fucking all the time" "I heard that Carlos is coming very strong" "Anyway I think that if I try my best we're gonna win this race" "Tomorrow of course I'm gonna have lot of troubles - because I'm gonna have hangover and some other diseases" "But I think that anyway it's gonna be alright" "Well boys, there's nothing to worry about" "We are less than 5 minutes behind the second last" "I'll put 20x bigger nozzles - and I think we'll make it to winner's podium" "That's great when team functions well and we get feedback" "We have had good thing going today" "We come strong and aggressively to the curves" "But need to get out of there" "Lampinen, you have to be able to tighten your map reading" "It's great when team functions well and we get feedback" "And need to give that to you" "What do you think those other teams are doing?" "They also give feedback to their drivers" "It's not enough to be born as winner - but we need to polish the diamond" "You know?" "Yeah" "Did we come here to win or lose?" "We did" "Lampinen, hey?" "Yeah" "Go to reserve those hotel rooms now - so we can get some sleep." "Okay." "Give money" "What money?" "Give cash" "Take from the sponsor funds." "Which sponsor fund?" "This car is full of stickers." "You have sold advertizing space..." "Lampinen, tell me what is sponsoring?" "Sponsoring?" "Yes?" "It's a kind of modern marketing - where athlete or someone such - obtains stickers or fabric brands" "Right." "I see" "Don't say that you have let the stickers to be - glued on the car for free!" "No, I sure paid for them" "Hey, the main thing is, that the team works, yes?" "I'm going to pee now" "After that we'll take one more tier" "Then we all go to a restaurant to eat lamb" "So those boys slept their night in the car" "They didn't mind" "That's how they had done it before" "Look at that, I guess we are last right in the morning" "They trusted their mechanic like stone wall" "Because he knew his red Saab like his own mother" "I have had -99 model" "But that's different." "I know that" "That mechanic didn't run out of tricks" "I left the keys inside by the way" "Wouldn't have needed the second one" "If Stefa takes care, it's precise" "Let it be" "With this the competition will get fiercer - because I'm pouring nitro into the fuel tank, Moisio" "Thank you" "Yes, this kind of lighter bodywork - needs a little bit wider tires" "50 full speed up" "(unclear driving instructions)" "50 over hillock" "Right fast, 100 down" "What?" "What you said?" "(gibberish)" "Well this is clear advantage to us" "Spare weight away, Stefa leaves" "Fuck, I think they won't come anymore" "No they won't come, let's take the rag down - and let's go home" "I wonder what yummy my wife has made from potatoes today?" "Oh fuck, surely we have fucking dill meat again" "Wait now, we'll make it together to the finish line" "It's quite a bit the same, are we doing it together or separate" "Stefa takes care, it'll be precise." "Right" "Yea, that is precise" "Like that" "Oh, hey, coming" "So they do" "Let's go to watch Cindy Crawford video at my trailer" "I keep myself fit with that" "No, no, need no, we need no team, nor group" "No, no, we don't follow Vatanen" "Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls, this is heavenly rally" "Now the end is spark plug changing and messing with the oil" "Map reading was shitty job, never learnt it" "Couldn't care less, whole stepping on the gas pisses me off" "Now past is cruising, devil's gnashing has come to an end" "No, no, we need no team, nor group" "No, no, we don't follow Vatanen" "Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls, this is heavenly rally" "No, no, we need no team, nor group" "No, no, we don't follow Vatanen" "Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls, this is heavenly rally" "Try and hit the right once in awhile" "I guess I have eyes on my head" "Yes, two and third in the ass" "Boys, come to eat" "They are seriously trying to rush through" "We'll make them quiet down eventually" "Alright then, welcome to the inauguration of the dugout" "There's like wedding here or what?" "Here's ammo and supplies storage." "Yea-a" "On the left, naturally next to the door - gun rack" "I laid 1.5 meters of concrete above - so it's nice to loll here" "I was thinking if Kari would sleep here" "This is stove, don't burn your ass, it's hot" "Whose rario is that?" "It is radio." "So" "Alright, here's the holiest of the holies, the dining area" "Ilmo, if you could sleep there - then I could sleep there in the corner" "This is rather practical - but quite conventional" "This sort of shitty outhouses these have been for 50 years" "But this isn't even ready yet" "Or what Esa?" "No" "I cooked some whitefish for you" "I don't like fish at all" "Wife ordered me to say that I'm allergic to fish" "Nevertheless I did it according to couple city boys' recipe" "Naked, naked, soon everyone are naked," "Naked, naked..." "Very good evening to everyone" "And welcome to watch entertainment show:" "Naked" "For fifth week in a row in the studio - brothers Kulkerson Kille and Kalle" "And their opponent today - gentleman who doesn't pee to his socks: - mister Jortikka" "What made you decide to take part in this?" "I didn't have any idea to come - but our neighbor Pete Mulkvisti registered us here" "Very nicely done by Pete." "What hobbies you have?" "Well, mainly graphics." "What sort of graphics?" "Pornographics" "Lovely hobby and now to the business, a question:" "Who was the first person - who performed naked on screen?" "Mister Jortikka has an answer." "Buster Keaton" "Wrong answer, sock off!" "I'm embarrassed for them." "So am I" "Noble fish swims drowsily to my net, fresh salted salmon in my thoughts" "Blazed salmon, smoked salmon, salmon, broiled salmon fins - and of course, salmon soup" "This Pentti Ahvanainen's poem is certainly about experienced life - but could it be reality - also to us ordinary fishermen?" "Surely it can, Timo" "Already thousands of fishermen all over the world trust - this new invention and now we got it here in Finland" "Catch-a-fish, unbelievable lure, all fish grasp to it - in salty as well as in freshwater" "He gutting the fish..." "How much is whitefish per kilo?" "In blink of an eye Catch-a-fish prepares a fish meal" "Shall we ring?" "Chops wood, fills tax return" "My life was changed by Catch-a-fish" "Night-frosts in the bedroom are history" "New wife fishes with Catch-a-fish also" "Sure thing." "Can I order Catch-a-fish from you?" "Yes." "Frankly" "Generously." "Sixteen" "Twenty" "Twenty it is" "Here's great sports car for the boys" "We need a car - that manages a more challenging circumstances" "So, a jeep?" "Yeah" "Here we actually have a unbeatable model" "But unfortunately it costs." "It doesn't matter" "This kind of tire spins easily" "Not necessarily, because this has 4-wheel drive" "What does it mean?" "It means that all wheels are tensile" "Four wheels." "But is this good?" "Not just good, but this is the best" "We take this" "And final sum including accessories - in cash is 499,499 marks" "Thank you" "Well then it's still missing 1000 marks" "Thank you" "Boys are looking for boat right?" "Yes, for trolling" "This is unbeatable, but surely not the cheapest" "Well, it doesn't matter but is it good?" "This is the best." "We take this" "Let's go and find a proper engine for it" "Stop, stop, stop, stop" "This here's The engine" "Isn't there normally 2 engines on a trolling boat?" "Not necessarily. 4-stroke engine doesn't choke even on low speeds" "It's probably cheaper?" "Not necessarily" "Well it doesn't matter anything." "Is it good?" "This is the best." "We take this" "So then let's go to look at accessories" "499,070" "How we get the boat to the shore?" "With a trailer" "We take such." "Okay then" "This is missing 1000" "It's going to be warm day" "I think I'll sunbathe without shirt" "May I wax your back?" "Yes that would be nice" "What's that rock pile?" "I don't know" "(background song lyrics:) "I met you on the beach then"" ""and soon we were holding hands"" "This is how it goes." "Codger" "Hey codger, you think you're getting fish?" "This runs pretty sweet." "This is the best" "Sure is" "Manu." "Yes?" "We could do some spinning here" "Could you drop the anchor?" "Well of course we can do trolling too" "Did these cost a lot?" "Sure did" "Doesn't matter" "Oh damn." "What?" "That Mao Zedung is catching fish like crazy" "Sure is" "Oh goddamnit." "What now?" "That's the boat seller." "Show me" "Lumumbas." "Looks like" "How about we will just troll" "Last Catch-a-fish" "We won't get anything" "Hey" "What?" "It's a fish" "Take the net." "I will, I will" "That's it" "Pull, pull" "Start pulling." "Reel in, reel in" "It's a fish." "It is big." "What is it?" "Use the net now." "What is it?" "Ui-jui." "Good, good" "Nice." "Is it roach?" "No it's whitefish." "Whitefish, okay, okay" "Drop it there." "Handsome fish" "Hey shall we take glasses of sherry in the honor of this?" "Oh my" "Should we kill it?" "No, let it live" "It's fun to breathalyze drunkards we are hepaticas of the roads" "We may loosen your plates, it refreshes us - if can dry up the licence" "Fines, fines, great fines," "We don't skimp, we gladly give " "Fines, fines, fines to everybody, come and get yours" "You seem to have all kinds of gadgets - but, I don't see the most important - there're no life jackets, no anchor, no paddle" "But soon you got fines." "Ask do they have fishing licence" "Do they have fishing licence?" "No" "I guessed that." "You go and breathalyze them" "Sure, I go and breathalyze them" "Yes, you got 2.6 per mills together - so 1.7 per man" "So there are quite generous fines upcoming - that we will go to count them while we have a coffee break" "Would you give that sherry bottle from the cooler?" "You don't move anywhere and wait right here" "Well then Osku, look at what came out from oven" "Hasn't it gotten a bit smaller?" "Things always shrivel a bit in hot." "My dear" "Take gadgets away" "This is good looking" "Have you thought about becoming fighter jet pilot?" "Look." "By buying this for 60 billion per piece - you'll be part of project, that makes you fighter jet ace" "And that's not all - pilots are traditionally firm ladies' men" "Should we ring?" "One." "Two..." "Five." "Six" "Sorry about interrupting the movie - but our sponsor has something to say" "Och samma på svenska, ursäkta - (And same in Swedish, excuse me -) sponsoren har någonting att säga (sponsors have nothing to say)" "This is Pastirol-day." "A day that will be remembered" "With the income from that commercial we are able to - finance the next scene." "Please, var so god (please in Swedish)" "Dear viewers - in every ambitious Finnish movie - boobs are shown." "Please" "After the end credits there will be some more boobs" "In hopes that the movie producers wouldn't be seen as chauvinists - here's some eye candy for womenfolk" "4000 years ago at Hellaa - young men gathered to compete - in following sports:" "wrestling, discus throwing and javeling" "Women weren't let in to the stadion, because the athletes were - naked" "No doubt that being at war is the best action - that a man can do with his pants on." "That's true" "And ice hockey is another" "Our town has a team called Kangasalan Voitto" "It was used to be coached by rather pricey codger, Esko" "I recall when they went to one memorable game" "Dear gentlemen, it's a new season ahead - and new gimmicks" "We can't let the relegation to the 6th division - discourage our minds" "Instead for tonight's match - we go to chest in arc and victory in mind" "Our team has gotten some foreign reinforcement" "From Alaska's farm league an actual "pencil man" - mister Begining." "Hello everybody" "Tonight's tactics - is based on Napoleon's and Hitler's gambits - as well as Raattentie battles" "We are not going to attack for nothing - to the enemy's territory - but we give the puck for the enemy at the faceoff" "We switch to turtle defence" "And when the enemy approaches our blue line - the attackers skate via the wing - and strike enemy's back" "Preferably by cross-checking." "Listen to coach" "In the meanwhile the defenders hide behind the net - and reveal themselves to the enemy when they reach - our goalie area" "If they nevertheless score - fat-Salonen will be exchanged." "Any questions?" "Esko, shall I give you your own sports drink?" "No need to" "Hey listen Kalle, don't put more" "It's the last tape of the firm" "Alright then let's do it" "Good luck." "Close the wings" "Put helmet on, boy" "Good spirits" "Try to try even" ""Raipe" is iron." "No penalties, Summanen" "Good ice hockey." "Thank you very much" "Let's fuck." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...." "Good job dudes, just catch them" "Go to the barbershop tomorrow." "This is our game" "Catch him!" "You, do something, I don't pay for nothing" "Let's fuck." "Thank you very much" "I kill you" "Go, go, go" "Oh well here we go again" "What?" "Hey, mister referee" "Mister referee!" "It wasn't my fault, it was the other guy" "You, back." "Thank you very much" "Raipe, do you think should we put more blade to the lubricant?" "Give me the drink." "Here you go" "They have a phone call for me." "Alright" "Is everything alright with your equipments?" "I mean in equipments?" "Yeah, shit man" "Perfect" "Game, game" "Shit, man" "Zero five, who cares." "Finnish boy will still rise" "Remember Syväri, Raatteentie (Winter war battle location)" "Ã..." "land Islands war was terrible" "Sumppi, you had your screws loose again" "This is now at it's biggest, try" "It's good." "It is?" "Yes." "Well I guessed that" "Raipe, look I rockered really proper curves for you" "You could even shave your beard" "Fuck the shit, fuck the shit, fuck the shit" "Hey, Alaska, Alaska" "No penalties anymore." "No penaltys, yes" "No penalty." ""Ei jehuje?"" "Yes, yes." "Couch, thank you very much" "Be good, good spirits" "Mister referee, it was..." "Mister referee." "So calm down then" "Don't you see it was a kick goal?" "He scored, I'm going to beat that bloke" "Stoneblind owl-referee" "It was a kick goal, get it?" "Score." "You see anything?" "What sign is this?" "Spirits are good" "Good spirits end now, get down from there" "No tearing." "Let go" "Let go" "Here's little bit..." "Hey Begining, that 99 there, kill him" "Don't take that now." "Sure, coach" "Let's see how Alaska boy shines" "Hey, coach, what you doing, man?" "Good looking bitch you got." "Yeah." "That's my wife" "Then what?" "That's my wife" "Monkey, you just got beaten up" "That's not fair." "Shut up!" "That's not fair." "Shut up!" "You are fired, you're fired" "Summanen doesn't go anywhere" "You're fired, you are over-aged anyways" "Helminen also" "Esko is running so hot - that it's better that you go to that direction" "Jonna, take a snap?" "You can pull until that mark there" "Okay then, I take myself" "I'm able to do a handstand" "Do you want to see?" "Take a look" "Oh honey, please, help me." "Joanna" "Let's go home, back to Arkansas." "Yeah" "Hey, take your bitch monkey, and go back to Alaska" "Damn." "This is starting to be done for tonight" "I'm moving to Pori next year, to coach Porin Karhut" "Peekaboo, how are you monkeys?" "Weird jobs "hammeli"" "Esko, isn't it best that you went home?" "I can't, the game isn't finished yet" "Väinö, let's pull the finger trap." "Hell no" "Let's put the man on the ice" "Just sit very near" "Go on, Salonen." "Esko, don't you go there" "Now I go on the ice" "There's no problem here" "End came." "Oh no, Esko" "That's alright" "Salonen to the net" "Salonen to the net" "Five, four, three - two, one, zero" "Ow-owowow" "Bus is coming" "Fellas..." "What do you think of our new kitchen?" "Under these conditions a damn good performance by me" "This is a bit awkward to say - but I think this is quite artificially made" "Not my taste." "Not mine either" "I see." "Well, I thought that today we would eat lightly" "Here's the season's salad, gravlax rosette" "As dessert, strawberries and cherries on meringue bed" "Fucking dude, do you think - that we get enough for warfare from this rabbit food?" "Damn, quite a crackle you have arranged" "Tried to hit my head with this potato mashing mallet - but I managed to catch it at the last minute" "I'm not hungry afterall, I go to keep guard" "Reporter Oy Mauno Ahonen Yleisradio Ab" "Is the reporter hungry?" "Table is set here" "Oh well, I should manage to produce some shitty report to the airwaves" "But why not" "Looks like all silverware is already set" ""Hilirimpsis" (bottoms up!" ")" "Ruffino Chianti, 11.6 years" "Goddamnit, dudes have drinks available like at Kaanaa wedding " "Only Jesus is missing, naturally" "Show me what you are reading there, Commando comics?" "No, I'm just trying to study." "I see" "Even it is Friday - we are not on vacation yet" "Good morning" "Banana fly's importance - in the field of genetics " "can never be over-estimated, Sami" "Czech monk Gregori Mendel - whom shouldn't be mixed up with - later influencer " "Mengele-named fella..." "Good arse ...was master of peas and flies, Sami" "Let's write down the most important terms" "Mitosis and meijosis (wrong on purpose)" "Mitochondriasis (wrong on purpose)" ""Tsygootti" (fertilized egg)" "Conjugation, stamen." "Sami, I have about had enough" "There's specific amount of chromosomes - which transform to diploid during intercourse, Sami!" "Huh!" "I've been nicely the whole time, it's that Keinonen" "Exit my class!" "It's Spiidi playing with those gadgets all the time!" "Out!" "U-L-O-S!" "Yes, suspend it" "Goodbye, wind nest." "Keinonen" "Why this fly has red eyes?" "Let's see, it's probably a communist fly - having a terrible hangover." "Right" "Well, Sakari Ã–stermalm - why this fly has yellow wings?" "Sakari, don't say you're sleeping?" "Sakari Ã–stermalm, why fly has yellow wings?" "Good day" "Hey, look." "Soikkeli." "Hey moron, come here - and let's talk about planes" "Hey Soikkeli, what are we going to do in woodshop?" "How's band saw doing?" "Today is Friday, for you it's Good Friday (Long Friday literally)" "Pain" "Go and get Höylä" "Hey, Höylä" "Could you come and check our previous work?" "We have kind of a surprise" "Yes, I like surprises" "Höylä, could I already take this home?" "Do you think that that sta-starling fits in from this?" "Does it need to fit to go in too?" "I thought they only come out" "Don't your hear bell rang already?" "Yes yes" "Go home with that goldeneye-nest." "Happy weekend" "Happy week-e-e-end" "So, "silvuplee" to you too, thanks" "Soikkeli is good and waits there" "Yep" "Yep, yep." "Yep" "Gee, boys have a ca-ca-ca-canoe" "Not actually." "This is sophisticated, who is this?" "It's the metal works teacher" "Just kidding, it's rubber" "Let's remove the lid." "Very elegant decor" "Is this leop-leop-leopard?" "No, it's "geopard" (cheetah)." "I see" "Quadraphonic stereos." "Yes, I got those in my car" "You did, or I mean you do." "In the middle there's support for small of the back" "Soikkeli is good and experiments" "I don't think so." "Harri goes now" "Well okay then." "Please, please" "It's like made for the teacher." "Quite suit-suited" "Let's try..." "Just fine" "Does the teacher know who is Houdini?" "I don't" "That is good" "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep" "Soikkeli, prepare for an art pleasure" "Here comes our demo" "Summer hit, Doomsday" "On an infinite cassette" "Open." "Good day" "Good morning, students" "Good morning, mister Aarnio" "It's another tough workweek ahead" "It's not beginning on very bright circumstances" "Is anyone having pangs of conscience?" "Loved workshop teacher, Harri "Höylä" Soikkeli - has been barred in his workshop class" "But we are letting Harri himself to tell - what happened and name the guilty ones" "On Friday afternoon I was helding last - workshop cl-cl-class" "When two per-per... who shall remain nameless... persons..." "When Harri's able to tell what happened, the guilty ones will be punished" "Next, traditional morning prayers - is going to be held by - loved religion and sports teacher, Sampo Ekman" "When I came to school this morning " "I watched how little squirrel - collected cones to store" "Then I said to myself - look Sampo, this is how it is - also in humans' lives" "We have to collect life-cones to life's store" "And morning prayers music is performed - by Sakari Ã–stermalm and Pertti." "Thanks" "Cool outfit" "This our piece somewhat relates to those life-cones" "In a way, it's name is Doomsday" "Galaxies blow up and Keinonen descends to punish everyone" "Skeletons rise from their graves" "Keinonen is released from his chains" "Doomsday, Doomsday - it's Keinonen's name day" "It's Doomsday, it's Doomsday" "Pertti's name day" "That was flik flak -series." "This lecture's subject" "Even though the move is very simple - we must recall, that it begins " "from the hips" "When we play baseball?" "Not on the spring term, now we practise flik flak -series" "The first one is Sakari Ã–stermolm" "Well, how about Pärtti." "Alright" "So the movement begins from the hips" "Indeed." "Yes, from deep" "Can we play baseball already?" "Alright Pärtti, it's best to forget that flik flak now" "Focus on the bar, this also is pelvis sport" "And let go" "Yes, don't brake" "We still spin Keinonen, or could we play baseball already?" "Okay then, the slow ones should also be ready by now" "Who would come to translate this sentence on the board?" "Keinonen Pertti, please." "With pleasure, teacher" "Sami, say in two ways - a horse, that runs" "Häst, hästen springer - som hösten, it's at least one and..." "Häst..." "I can't figure out another" "Sakari, could you help Sami a bit?" "En häst, som springer (a horse, that runs)" "Or from the same motif, using the present participle - en springande häst (a running horse)" "Very good, Sakari" "And, looks like Pertti is done already" "Yes teacher, jag är allt färdigt här (I'm all finished here)" "And the sentence was approximately:" "widespread, uniform - and rectangular color surfaces are..." "No doubt ...no doubt very mondrianic, and same in Swedish" "Och samma på svenska (And same in Swedish)" "(reads what's on board very fast in Swedish)" "Alright then, could you still write - that dressmakers are slow and oh my pincers" "Oh my pincers." "And, voluntary homeworks' - feedback right after the class" "And Sami has remedial teaching tomorrow" "Tack så bra (thanks a lot)" "Sakari had written about space shuttles' fuel systems, it was very good Swedish - but somewhat too technical subject" "Nevertheless 9 and half" "Is the teacher married?" "Oh my Sakari - those are my personal affairs" "I didn't know that Pertti is such a romantic" "Wonderful poems, especially this, "your blue eyes sake" - was just charming." "It's about a teacher" "For daring to have feelings, 9 and half" "Good day" "I'm sickly excited." "I'm so much in love" "See, I did a napkin holder for the teacher" "Perfect." "Hey, now she comes, now she comes" "Oh my vitals." "I'll give her life-cones" "Teacher?" "Teacher?" "Austere" "Oh, life's harsh cones - that is sickest, that I've never seen" "Went through quite a heavy human relationship there, yes?" "You wrote surprisingly good lyrics for Doomsday by the way" "Well, your melody isn't much shittier" "So, school wisdom and life wisdom do not go hand in hand - here is very living example of it" "They're seriously trying to get through" "Kari is alone out there" "Let's go and help" "Don't have any hurry back" "Can't drink anything here, it's so dusty" "Well let's taken when..." "Here it goes" "It's good like this too" "What's banging there?" "I don't know damnit, devil has gotten loose, look" "True leader" "It'll be tough" "Now the devil comes, go and get bazooka" "I can go and get it, but we have no ammo" "Where are they?" "I left them home under the bed" "They're going to roll over us" "Welcome to the velvety, Kalevi Härmä front to front - or From front to front -entertainment tour" "This next song got hugely popular - at Luxembourg side" "The name is, "I have returned"" "Disco lights guide my ship like a lighthouse" "I miss a pilot, my keel is scraping the bottom" "I find you in corner, behind a round table" "Evening so hot and song this - will unite us tonight" "I have done a comeback" "He has returned" "I composed a hit for you in other words I plagiarized disco piece" "He made a comeback" "Eventhough he had never been missing" "Kalevi brought the mood" "Härmä (Finnish region) and organs play" "Greetings from home forces" "Asked to bring you this videocassette" "It should have something exciting to watch." "Thanks" "We had a room reservation, for a week" "Name?" "Maakanen, mister ja Mrs Maakanen" "Maakanen" "Your room is not ready yet" "You can wait in the winter garden" "And I will serve you sherry" "This is nice" "I poured slightly more for the bride" "I wonder why can't we get to our room yet?" "Because sweepers are coming there" "You are late again." "We are sorry - but town house cleaning took hours..." "Don't explain!" "Clean the honeymoon suite quickly" "Quickly!" "So this is the honeymoon suite" "Look, look" "Look at that, it's a rat" "Rat." "Yes, a rat" "Rat" "Rat" "Verner, don't squeeze the rat too hard, it can die" "Cat." "Yes, the cat lost its life, when you squeezed too hard" "Shall we start working?" "Verner?" "Look" "Verner, sweet under the bed." "Okay" "What was that?" "Nothing." "Calm down my love" "I took liberty to bring more sherry" "We have happy hour now" "Maybe no more sherry - but could be order dinner?" "What?" "Coq au vin (Wine rooster)" "We serve the best wine booster in the region" "I leave these sherries anyway - perhaps you want them later" "See my rooster - you are going to be a meal for the bride and groom" "Namely, a memento meal" "Could we get to our room already?" "Let's go and see" "Is that bag very heavy?" "It isn't" "Well then I could have carried it too" "It is this one" "Gentlefolk is good and shall do well" "I took the liberty to bring your forgotten sherries" "Thank you." "Place them there" "Excellent" "By the way, is it too hot here?" "No" "Not at all." "As it should be" "It is clean here - but we could rearrange some things a bit" "Excellent" "Verner, Verner" "You have to be careful with glassware." "Okay" "What was that?" "Go and see" "Go, go" "What a dusty chandelier" "Verner, go and catch crystal polisher from the bucket" "Bucket" "It sure is strange" "Verner, go and get brush." "Brush" "Wine rooster eh?" "Wine taste has to be thick - gushing - and bloody" "This is wrong" "Brush" "Fetch... brush" "Otto?" "Otto?" "Here you go, relaxed and happy" "No, no, no" "Otto?" "Otto?" "(gibberish)" "Come here" "That boy up there, he is Juhani" "He is lord's little brother" "And lord keeps him in the cage because - he is somewhat like you." "He is a bit weird" "Hey don't cry now" "Strong and bloody, this is just right" "Hands off taffei!" "We were practising Chopin in honor of afternoon." "Don't explain!" "Don't you see that floors are still not been scrubbed?" "Act!" "Goddamn it" "Sherry is not having an effect - so fate shall intervene the game" "So this is what happened" "You didn't drink your sherries" "There's no soft pine soap left" "Dear friends, my darling wife" "Now that evil has been defeated - and our brutal lord is dead " "I want to thank you all" "You Juhani, I want to congratulate for being set free" "You have life ahead of you and you can become whatever" "Such as..." "like a novelist" "Otto and Verner..." "Thank you, you saved my life and our young marriage" "Few words." "Otto, Otto" "For my behalf and Verner's behalf I can say - that lord's demise was to us too - immense relief" "One more request" "Seeing young love - makes us immensely happy" "Could you kiss?" "Dudes" "I think this decoration thing begins to be ready" "At least I'm damn proud." "What do you think?" "I have no opinion anymore" "Kari?" "All the same" "So what says reporter Ahonen?" "Mauno?" "Right" "What do you think of the cabin?" "Well personally I don't like" "Besides this your surface renovation comes a bit late" "According to radio this war ends in 3 seconds" "Which is right now" "So has this been totally wasted trip then?" "Don't get depressed now, the war has its positive side too - as it employs soldiers, arms dealers - cuts off trash population and indeed arse brushing " "Finns have something worth to defend, er, Juha Mieto, buttermilk " "Ã..." "land Islands, Sweden, Norway" "It sure got silent" "the Finnish Broadcasting Corp, Mauno Ahonen" "Do you hear Jarkki?" "Would you mind going to Siwa - and buy one 6-pack, I should be coming back on the next flight" "I can get strong drinks on the plane, but for morning" "Right" "Let's run away from the oat field" "Run and disarm" "Heaven leaks its light there" "Let's bury the iron to rust already" "Da daa dada dada daada sunflowers remain" "They give yellow color to gold but it is white" "Believed in the right and swore but unnecessary murder got tired, won" "Or lost?" "To whom bells these ring for?" "Could I raise my head straight up?" "Let's run away from from oat field run and disarm" "Heaven leaks its light there" "Let's bury the iron to rust already" "Because light is fast" "Da daa da dada daada sunflowers remain " "They give yellow color to gold but it is white" "Da daa da dada daada naked souls remain so let's drink young wine of freedom" "Da daa da dada daada sunflowers remain " "They give yellow color to gold but it is white" "Da daa da dada daada naked souls remain - so let's drink young wine of freedom" "Da daa da dada daada sunflowers remain great man withered so small" "Da daa da dada daada naked souls remain - again a final war ended" "Da daada dada daada" "Goddamn, what perverts are still here?" "There are no boobs shown anymore" "Go home"