"MacGYVER:" "Sometimes when they're after you, when you're just about surrounded... you realize just how seriously North African kids take soccer." "MacGyver, you let 'em steal that ball." "No way." "They just play better soccer than I do." "Oh, after the way you coached them, I don't doubt it." "(organ playing)" "It is so wonderful to hear music again." "Thank you." "Oh, you bet." "It just needed a couple of adjustment s." "That earthquake kinda knocked it out of whack, but it's, it's a good organ." "And you are a good man, but a sneaky soccer player." "Right!" "It's here!" "Let's go!" "SISTER:" "MacGyver, whatisall this?" "It's a little surprise." "But we are dee ply grateful for a ll the medicines you brought, but what is this?" "Oh, it's a secret surprise." "(laughing) :" "Oh... h!" "Sara" "u." "Here, let me help you." "Thank yo" "It's the cloth ing I promised." "SISTER:" "Wonderful!" "Oh, you are a blessing." "Both of you." "MacGyver, this is Sarah Ashford." "o?" "How do you d" "SISTER:" "I have told her all about you." "Not everything." "Well, she seems to know more than I do." "Nothing discreditabl e, I assure you." "Mac, Sarah needs a favor." "Be nice to her, huh?" "At your orders, Sister." "Thank you." "Well, we can't disobey the Mother Superior." "What can I do for you, Miss Ashford?" "." "I'd like you to break my brother out of prison here" "Ah... ot." "Brian is the o nly brother I've g" "He's a medic al missionary." "." "All he wanted to do was help" "He's in Harosh Prison now, accused, tried... and sentenced for trying to save human lives." "Well, like the man said," ""No good deed goes unpunished."" "Sarah, what were the charges against him?" ", Well, after the earthquake he brought in a very valuable shipment" ". of relief supplies" "Valuable?" "Worth enough money for someone to show some interest?" "ly." "Yes, exact" "The government of th is benighted country tried to confiscat e the supplies, m." "so Brian hid the" "Well, I think it's about time we got him out." "He's in a maximum-security military prison." "Kind of makes it interesting, doesn't it?" "No, no..." "No, no... (speaking Arabic)" "Madame!" "er?" "You sure you can g et word to your broth" "Visits are simple to arrange-- all one needs is enough bribe money." "The only thing you can't buy at Harosh is a man's freedom." "rs, All right, then yo u arrange for the ca n and as soon as I get i l." "and get the lay of the land, I'll signa" "I'll be watching." "You know, I'm beginning to believe it might be possible." "Mac, you'll be running a horrible risk." "I know I asked, but you were just a name then, not a man I like." "Well, it's too late now, Sarah." "." "I've got my orders" "What about the rest of the plan?" "t Well, I can't figure that ou ... until I get inside" ": but it's a nice th ing about this country they make it real ea sy to get into prison." "What are you going to do?" "(policemen shouting in Arabic)" "Just wait for my signal." "All right, guys, nice." "Two points, take down." "Cops beat peasant." "Oh, that's what I like to see:" "tax dollars at work." "(policemen laughing) Yeah." "Listen, guys, for a job well done," "I'd like to buy you a drink." "Hope a sodie-pop'll do for you." "(policemen shouting)" "Come on, come on." "I understand you assaulted two police officers, MacGyver." "e." "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the tim" "They were lean ing pretty heavy on a peddler out there." "Do you still think it's a good idea?" "Well, they left him and beat on me, if that's what you mean." "Oh, I'll explain precisely what I mean." "You are no longer an American or privileged or a Westerner." "You are garbage." "You are a convict." "You see, here, we have... true democracy." "All are equal in the dirt." "The intelligent rise, and the stupid remain in the dirt or are buried there." "Clear?" "Very." "You have no money." "I suggest you find some." "Otherwise, you will have neither shelter nor food." "What, you don't feed us in here?" "Of course..." "at reasonable prices." "Uh-huh." "ey?" "So, how do I c ome about this mon" "Earn it." "Beg it." "Find yourself a protector." "As of now, your survival is your responsibility, American." "Villars, y." "take him awa" "Relax." "He gives that same speech to every foreigner who comes in here." "It's only 80% true." "g." "That's comforting" "Did you really assault two police over a street peddler?" "Over an old man wh o was being beaten" ". without reason" "Noble, but foolish, wouldn't you say?" "Yeah... but it sure felt great." "I'm sure it did, my friend." "I'm Fran?" "ois Villars." "c." "MacGyver." "Call me Ma" "(men shouting)" "COMMANDANT (over P.A.):" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Hafiz ben Achmed, report to my office." "Hafiz ben Achmed, come to the Commandant's office at once!" "Who lives here?" "Khan." "Don't stare." "Khan doesn't like it." "Oh, yeah?" "Which one's Khan?" "VILLARS:" "The man with the bald head." "He runs the prison, and Fuad is his dog." "MacGYVER:" "That overweight enforcer he's got?" "Fuad killed five men with his bare hands." "Two of them inside the prison." "Ah..." "Interesting." "You want him?" "Not yet." "Ask around." "See if anyone knows something about him." " Only three sorts of Americans end up here- drug dealers, soldiers of fortune... or madmen." "... I want to know which so I can use him or get rid of him." "I'll make coffee." "You take the top bunk." "You're doing me a considerable favor, Fran?" "ois." "MacGyver, you're American." "I am...wasFrench." "Different nations, different cultures." "." "We're both foreigners" "We can at leas t talk together." "er." "Consid" "We shall have ample time for conversation." "Now, with all due respect, Fran?" "ois," "I don't plan to be here that long." "Escape?" "." "Every new man talks about escape" "Nobody succeeds." "Well, maybe it's about time" "I expanded the realm of possibilities around here." "You play soccer?" "MacGYVER:" "Badly." "That olive oil?" "Don't tell me an American is interested" "?" "in cuisine" "Actually, I'm not." "Mind if I borrow this?" "VILLARS:" "Be my guest." "Ah, you can look, but you can't touch that little tint of blue which prisoners call... the sky." "You may be right, Fran?" "ois, but they can only lock me up, not my mind." "MacGyver, what are you doing?" "A little experiment." "What sort of experiment?" "Fran?" "ois, the first men to fly over Paris were French-- the Montgolfier brothers." "e." "Of cours" "The first... hot air balloons." "Mon Dieu!" "x." "Marveilleu" "al." "You are sending a sign" "Outside contact." "All right!" "(engine starts)" "VILLARS:" "I am starting to see the beginnings of a very good plan." "Yeah, it's kind of put together on the cuff, but it just might work." "You wanna come along?" "Yes." "But no." "I have been here five years,mon ami, for the crime ofnot bribing a judge." "n I have a wif e, five childre and six more months to go." "I understand." "But I will help you." "No." "No, you shouldn't jeopardize everything this close to release." "It's not worth the risk." "MacGyver, the great risk in this ugly little prison world is that we forget to be human." "We forget we have pride, feelings, courage." "I would like to remember those things." "And, besides, how can one not help a maniac who assaults two policem en in the name of justice?" "Thank you." "First thing I have to do is contact a prisoner by the name of Brian Ashford." "al." "He's a politic" "Mm-hmm." "g." "That's a special win d." "Heavy security, extra guards, every cell bugge u!" "FU AD:" "Yo" "Khan wants to see you." "Oh, yeah?" "What for?" "Mac!" "(grunts)" "I'm Fuad!" "(Fuad laughing)" "Fuad!" "(yells)" "(cheering)" "Listen, I hope you're taking this personally." "What is this?" "(growling)" "No!" "Not yet." "(soft, slightly distorted music playing)" "(groans)" "Thanks." "p." "Clean yourself u" "And don't dirty my carpet." "I am Khan." "Yeah, I've heard about you." "Rumor has it you run the joint." ". MacGYVER:" "It's phase at?" "KH AN:" "Wh" "Phase-- your speakers are out of phase." "s?" "Mind if I borrow thi" "(music continues)" "KHAN:" "Do you know what you are doing?" "Well, I sure hope so." "You interest me, American." "Yeah?" "Soldier of fortune?" "Political?" "I know, I know." "Drug dealer." "Smuggler." "A man motivated by intelligent greed." "There." "I think that's got it." "(undistorted music plays)" "Very good." "Thanks." "(turns off music)" "(mechanical whirring)" "You know, it would n't be much harder to fix that refrigerator in your PCP lab." "It's awfully noisy." "." "It's not efficient" "You seem to be very well informed, MacGyver." "." "Yeah, well, word on th e yard is you deal drugs" "The easiest one to manufacture is PCP." "re." "I saw the vent outside and heard the noises in he" "." "Pieces all seem to fit" "Very impressive." "Thanks." "There's one piece that doesn't fit, though." "The last thing management needs around here is a prison full of dust heads e." "busting up the plac" "I make it in here, but I sell it on the outside." ", Well, there ya are ." "If it's a business" "?" "why not make i t more efficient ff." "Less risk." "Better quality stu" "Efficient." "You know the process?" "You bet." "ut." "Could double your outp" "My formula." "What do you want in return?" "Half an hour with Brian Ashford." "In private." "on." "He's in security secti" "I know, but what is your business with him?" "It's private." "I could have Fuad ask you." "." "Yeah, you sure could" "But it'd be kinda tough for me to fix up your PCP lab if I was dead." "I think we have an understanding, MacGyver." "Good." "Well, we had an understanding, all right." "I think Khan figured me for a sucker, and I knew the Commandant had every cell bugged, so I guess my plan was working." "For who?" "Brian Ashford." "All right." "He's on exercise hour." "re." "Posture, postu" "Name's MacGyver." "Yes, I was told to expect you." "Frankly, I'm surprised you got this far." "Well, we're gonna go a lot further than this, Brian." "I'm gonna get ya outta here." "BRIAN:" "Oh?" "How?" "MacGYVER:" "Working on that." "With your sister, as a matter of fact." "Just thought you'd like to know." "Well, I'm grateful." "Frankly, you've taken a terrible risk." "Well, I don't know." "Sarah told me about all the work you do with kids." "How can I help you?" "Well, first of all, you can tell me about the security system around here." "How many locks, who has keys, when the guards change shift," ". and especially the night security" "But most importantly... e, when we fly the Huey choppers in her can you still handle a .30 millimeter?" "Definitely, yes." "So it's an aerial assault, is it then?" "Yeah, for the most part." "Your sister tells me you stashed $10 million before you were busted." "BRIAN:" "Actually it was 12." "MacGYVER:" "Ah, well, then you can see you're well worth the effort for us." "My people are willing to use gunships to free you." "e." "Well, that's, that's remarkabl is." "I'm delighted you're handling th" "It's good to meet you, too." "But I must admit you're not quite what I expected in a medical missionary." "Oh, well, never be taken i n by surface appearances." "Actually, I rais ed a little hell en." "before I came to believe in Heav" "Ah, good." "And every now and then , a minor miracle." "Well, I'm not sure I can provide that, but I'll definitely get you out of here." "." "Well, I pray that you're right" "And may God be with you." "KHAN:" "As I said, Excellency, he's not what he seems." "ct." "And you were corre" "You want MacGyver removed?" "No." "Soldier of fortune ." "Helicopters." "12 million American dollars." "ng." "No, I want to know every possible thi" "." "Everything" "And then?" "im." "And then... you kill h" "VILLARS:" "Tell me about your visit to the political security section." "d Well, I just wante to prepare my friend for the breakout." "With Khan's help?" "MacGyver, Khan would sell you down for a second cup of coffee." "ah?" "Ye" "Well, sure wish you'd consider coming with us." "ne." "The water's fi" "I'll miss you, my friend." "Well, now that sounds like you think I'm gonna make it." "I have my doubts." "But some men aren't designed to be caged." "And, besides, I had forgotten how good it is to have a friend." "To help a friend." "Thank you, Fran?" "ois." "So... what can I do?" "ce, Well, I know you can get into the Commandant's offi re?" "but do you know how to run the P.A. system he" "Mm-hmm." "MacGyver, e." "your wife is her" "Oh, yeah?" "MacGYVER:" "So, how's she lookin'?" "Very beautiful." "Thank you." "Darling." "Did you see Brian?" "." "Yeah." "He's quite a guy" "How did you arrang e this so fast?" "I told you." "Bribery works wonders in here." "Oh, have I missed you!" "MacGYVER:" "I missed you, too." "At least we have tonight." "Oh, heh-heh-heh... t." "Tell me about th is lawyer you've go" "Lawyer?" "Of course, but can't we talk about that later?" "(whispers):" "I've got the vehicles." "When, how, where?" "Tomorrow." "High noon." "MacGYVER:" "That's when the choppers come in." "." "Northwest gate" "Are you positive?" "t?" "Would I tell you I loved you if I didn'" "SARAH:" "Mac, I didn't realize how much I'd missed you." "(excited shouting and chatter)" "It's a breakaway." "Shoot!" "Great shot!" "All in the footwork, big guy!" "Hey, just go in." "You bet!" "'?" "How are you doin" "Come in." "Pleasant night?" "Yeah, it wasn't bad." "Not much privacy around here, though." "We're a very close-knit community." "I've kind of noticed that." "So, uh, how's the stereo workin'?" "e." "It's fin ay." "This w" "(mechanical whirring)" "Yeah, you know, I figure we can triple your output." "All you'd need is a couple of adjustments g." "on this thin" "Fix it." "By the way, how was your visit with Brian Ashford?" "Oh, it was great!" "It was just wonderful." "Very interesting." "He's an old pal, you know?" "KHAN:" "Really?" "It's very fortunate for you to find an old friend in this unlikely place." "Yeah." "You're a lucky man, MacGyver." "Yeah." "(low humming of fan blades)" "(clattering)" "(rhythmic tapping)" "Yes." "They have nothing on" "MacGyver, nothing." "Oh." "Don't be stupid!" "That means heisa professional." "He is obviously moving on his plan to break Ashford out." "That is why I had to tell you." "e, You had to tell me because otherwis" "I would have you gutted and strung o ut in the sun!" "Why do you talk to me like that?" "Perhaps to remind you of what you are." "am." "Or what I" "." "Can't take chances f." "I'll have men stationed on the roo r." "You stay with MacGyve" "Thank you, Excellency." "(rhythmic clicking)" "MacGYVER:" "The one useful thing about PCP is, it explodes." "Add a volatile liquid, and you've got a bomb you can wear anyplace." "Attention, this is the Commandant speaking." "Lieutenant Nasa, report to the guard post immediately." "All prisoners' privileges are hereby suspended." "Prisoners are restricted to the main compound." "There will be no exceptions." "Guard units five, six and eight, draw automatic weapons, extra ammunition and take positions." "Units two, three and seven, report to the roof at once." "This is a full alert." "MacGYVER:" "Well, the Commandant ought to be getting ready for those imaginary choppers." "I hate to disappoint a friend, so I got to create a little excitement." "The problem isn't how to blow up the PCP." "The problem is, timing it... just right." "(fan blades whirring)" "Any spark'll do it." "All you need is an electrical circuit that'll close when you want it to." "Which better happen when you're out of the room." "Now, the thing about ice-- at a given temperature, it'll melt at a given rate." "Just about as good as a clock, especially if you don't have a clock." "(knock at door)" "I brought you something." "it." "You will like" "Ha!" "Halvah!" "Ah, you're a good sort, Villars." "Mmm!" "I'll be sorry to see you go." "I'll miss you, too." "Or else, I'd leave, uh, today." "Noon." "COMMANDANT:" "Be alert!" "The attack could come at any moment." "LIEUTENANT:" "What about the prisoners, sir?" "COMMANDANT:" "Lieutenant, the only threat is from the air." "(low, rhythmic whirring continues)" "Hey, how are you doin', Sunshine?" "re." "Listen, I'm al l finished in he" "It's running I ike a Swiss watch." "So, I guess I'm gone, huh?" "t!" "Don't hi" "Not quite." "It think it's time our secrets were out." "Fact:" "Brian Ashford is worth a great deal of money." "12 million." "Now, I want some details." "Who's paying you?" "How much?" "And how did you plan to break him out?" "Yeah." "All right." "You're right abo ut the 12 million." "I contracted to get hi m out of here for 10%." "t, Why don't you help me ou it?" "and we 'll split" "You expect me to simply trust you?" "Who hired you?" "Where do they plan to take Ashford?" "Details!" "r MacGYVER:" "I've got the numbe" ". of the Swiss safety deposit box" "I've got the map and the box number stashed across the way." "Come on." "I'll give you all the names." "(dripping onto metal tin)" "(brakes squealing)" "(speaking in native language, laughing)" "(excited chatter and shouting)" "MacGYVER:" "Well, what do you know?" "Hook, line and sinker." "The Commandant's plan was working just fine." "And if his was workin', so was mine." "Mr. Villars, didn't you tell me you could trade this for some food?" "." "I will try" "Is it in good shape?" "You bet." "Good." "Let's go." "an." "Move it, m" "Fuad, you are one miserable son of a diseased camel." "(water dripping)" "(men shouting, excited chatter)" "Well, guys, this is where it is." "No one ever thinks to bury anything under a fire." "Can I borrow your knife?" "To dig!" "Thank you." "MacGYVER:" "I had my clocks ticking... inside the PCP lab... (water dripping)" "...and in the Commandant's office." "(beeping)" "(water dripping)" "(knocking)" "Hey, what's that?" "et." "I'm sellin g him a jack s." "You don't have eno ugh heat in these cell d." "WARDER:" "Yeah, too ba" "(quietly):" "Light the left poc ket and get clear." "The pocket?" "Exactly." "But when?" "WARDER:" "Hey, come here , come on!" "Minutes." "Thank you." "." "Don't thank me" "You paid for it." "(door closes)" "(water dripping)" "(beep, recorder clicks on)" "(fan blades on tape sounding like helicopter whirring)" "(excited chatter)" "(shouting)" "(shouting)" "COMMANDANT:" "They are coming from the northeast!" "From behind the cloud cover." "Sound the alarm!" "All right." "(alarm wailing)" "(men shouting)" "(alarm wailing)" "Yeah, well, that's it." "(yells)" "(water dripping)" "(men shouting)" "(plaster shattering)" "(tapping phone receiver)" "Let's go." "(explosion)" "Quickly." "Let's go." "(water dripping)" "(electrical zapping)" "(explosion)" "(shocked yelling)" "(guards shouting, gunshots)" "(shouting)" "(tires screeching)" "(men shouting, explosions)" "(tires screeching)" "(explosions)" "(distant shouting)" "Through the tunnel to the right." "(explosions and shouting) go." "Let's" "(confused shouting, gunshots)" "MacGYVER:" "Fran?" "ois." "MacGyver." "." "Go with God, my friend" "Secure the gates!" "(tires screeching)" "(men shouting, alarm wailing)" "Helicopter attack." "You moron!" "Half of my men are still up there!" "Where's MacGyver?" "I don't know." "I thought..." "Everything I have is gone." "Oh, no." "For the rest of your sentence, you will have total and undisputed possession of an isolation cell!" "Take him away!" "I will kill you!" "(distant sirens wailing)" "What are you doing?" "(gunshot, steam hissing)" "(gunshot)" "BRIAN:" "Terrific." "Well, then, the pursuit stops here." "That's a bloody marvelous roadblock." "I think we can dispense with MacGyver now." "I'm sorry, Mac." "What for?" "I'm not the All-American girl you met at the orphanage." "Oh..." "I get it." "And he's not your brother, and he's not a medical missionary." "And I've got egg all over my face." "A blind faith tends to do that to people, now doesn't it?" "I think it was Sister Ann's confidence in Sarah that fooled me." "So what is it?" "Heroin?" "Coke?" "What?" "No, just duty." "I'm a representative of the Soviet government." "My job is to deliver weapons to our allies in the Third World." "Oh, that's terrific." "Not milk or medicine, but explosives, guns." "(sirens approaching) Congratulations." "Is ol' Brian a Russian, too?" "No." "He's a crook ed arms dealer who stole the weapons from me to sell on the black market." "But he ended up in Harosh Prison y." "before he could make the deliver" "Yeah, so the deal was ht?" "I get him out and you get the guns back, rig" "Look, must we have all these maudlin little revelations?" "Just kill him and get it over with before the gendarmes show up." "ou." "If I were to kill anybody, it'd be y g." "He's a dec ent human bein" "You are a miserable thief." "All I want from you now are the arms you've hidden." "Have it your way." "But if it were me, I'd kill him." "You're a sweetheart, Brian." "Thanks." "Nothing personal." "(car engine starting)" "Everything's personal." "No!" "Look out, MacGyver!" "(gunshots)" "(tires screeching)" "." "Let me tell you something, comrade" ", I've never hit a woman before but you've com e darned close." "I don't blame you, Mac." "t." "But I'll sure give you credi y." "You sold me a great stor" "I had to get those weapons back or Brian would sell them to terrorists." "mn You trying to te ll me you give a da if those weapons are used on civilians, kids?" "(sirens approaching)" "Yes, I do." "(sirens approaching)" "Come on." "(seagulls squawking)" "MacGYVER:" "Do you have any idea where the weapons might be?" "SARAH:" "They have to be somewh ere in the harbor area." "So we find Brian's car, we find the weapons?" "Unless you're setting me up again." "Look, Mac, I'm sorry about th at." "I really am." "For what?" "Because of me?" "Or because Brian double-crossed you again?" "He's good at that, have you noticed?" "I wish to point ou t to you, MacGyver, the only reaso n he tricked me" ". was because I stopped him from blowing your head off" "Point to you, Sarah." "Well, I'll giv e you another." " I could have left yo u behind at the prison 't." "I didn" "SARAH:" "Now that Brian is on the loose, he'll sell that arms shipment and he'll be out of the country by tonight." "k." "Mac, we both have a reas on to get those weapons bac" "All right, I'll play." "With one condition." "If and when we find the weapons, we destroy them." "Blow them sky-high." "I agree, Mac." "All right." "Come, I'll show you my wares." "There's the car." "Bingo." "So, gentlemen, what do you think?" "Is this what I promised or what?" "NIGERI AN:" "Yes." "e." "Now let us discuss pric" "Good." "cy." "BRIAN:" "Our curren nt." "And as we agreed, you take the entire shipme" "MAN:" "Ah, but some of these weapons are quite ol d, antique." ", BRIAN:" "They still kill people nt." "and I presume that's what you wa" ".. NIGERIAN:" "I do not like jokes." "(whispers):" "Go get the car." "Here are the keys." "in." "Because li fe is uncerta f BRIAN:" "Fine, and I'm speaking for mysel s." "which brings us, I believe, back to busines sh?" "Do you have the ca" "NIGERIAN:" "We are prepared to offer you very attractive terms." "All right, it's half the money now or no go." "Be careful, you idiot!" "Those are grenades you're playing with." "MAN:" "Now we must negotiate..." "MacGYVER:" "Brother Brian wasn't giving away any bargains." "Some of this stuff probably dated from the Boer War." "The grenades still used gun powder, which was a plus because I could use it to lay a powder train, sort of an off-the-cuff, on-the-floor type fuse." "Light it, and it'd burn right to the rest of the grenades... under a truck full of weapons." "Grenade!" "Take cover!" "(explosion)" "Go!" "e!" "Let's get out of her" "Looks like it's going to blow!" "(loud explosions)" "Hit it!" "Oh!" "Watch your fingers there." "(Sister Ann laughing)" "It's... it's wonderful." "It's a marvel." "Now how on earth will we ever thank you?" "ou." "There's something that we would like to ask y" "That you take this off our hands." "Oh, no, no, I can't accept this." "It's too much." "Well, we figure you've got an awful lot of kids to feed and care for." "And what bette r use for money?" "But..." "MacGyver, how?" "Oh, I don't know." "Call it a... small miracle." "Oh... u." "thank yo"