" ) Viktor Petrov!" " Fascist jerkoff!" " ) Viktor Petrov!" " Fascist jerkoff!" "This is what the freedom to assemble looks like." "Stop silencing the press." "Stop persecuting the opposition." "Stop imprisoning people simply because they're gay." "You are destroying Russia's future." "When Petrov's motorcade arrives, have the band already playing as loud as they can." "I'll speak to the Colonel." "And what about the Pussy Riot girls?" "I briefed them myself." "Here's the list of the issues they want you to discuss with Petrov." "We're good to go." "Tell them I did." "Sure it's a good idea to have them at the dinner?" "It's a smart idea." "They're dissidents." "They've been nothing but a pain in Petrov's ass." "He wants to co-opt them with a photo?" "Fine." "If it's important to him, it's important to me." " Bob." " Mr President." "We have to get these amendments out of committee." "Get AmWorks on the floor." "We might be able to squeeze a couple through, but not all seven." "Well, then restructure the funding." "Shoot for one amendment in one committee." "Try Ways and Means." "The Republicans will never go for a lump sum." "We have to split it up into jurisdictional parts." "When I announced America Works, I promised 10 million jobs." "Maybe it's time to lower expectations." "Oh, no, look, that's..." "Pardon me, sir." "President Petrov's motorcade is 15 out." " Thank you." " I'll let you go." "Bob, we have a few more minutes." "Please, sit down." "You have a lot on your plate today." "Why don't we pick it up tonight at the state dinner?" "Looking forward to it, Mr President." "What is the face of a coward?" "The back of his head, as he runs from the battle." "Welcome, Mr President." "Thank you, Mr President." "This is your first visit to the White House?" "Yes, yes." "But my third president." "I reviewed your proposal for the Jordan Valley." "Impressive." "So, you liked the proposal?" "The answer is no." "No, it's not a joke, Mr President." "I have no interest whatsoever in pursuing your plan." "Ripped By mstoll" "The Jordan Valley is the trees instead of the forest." "And this bilateral approach, it's alienating." "I don't often see eye-to-eye with Ms Caspi, but it does feel like you're asking the state of Palestine to support a plan without having a seat at the table." "Well, our goal is to soften Russia, to bring them in as a partner for..." "If we can get the Russians to agree to a joint force, monitor the valley together, then they're invested." "They won't be a thorn in our side when we move forward..." "How can we count on the Russians?" "Does your husband truly believe he can trust Petrov?" "The President is optimistic." "All we ask is that you remain open-minded." "I hope you'll convey our dissatisfaction directly to your husband." "I'll be sure to share your concerns." "Ambassador Underwood will remain in contact with both of you." "I shouldn't have interrupted you earlier." "In the meeting, it was out of place, and I should have let you do all the talking." "It's fine." "I know you have doubts about me." "The recess appointment." "We haven't discussed it." "And we should." "That really isn't necessary." "It is an unorthodox dynamic." "Yes, you will always be the First Lady." "This is your plane after all." "But we can work around that." "Yes, I know." "But I want you to know that..." "Mrs Underwood, the President is on the line." " Hi." " Hey, how'd it go?" "Should we conference Cathy in?" "No, just tell me." "A lot of pushback." "They aren't happy." "Well, they'll get on board when the time comes." "What about you?" "He said, "No." First word out of his mouth." "No to everything?" "Oh, he might just be playing mind games, trying to throw me off balance." "But this is a guy who was brought up through the KGB after all." "We're gonna have to have you and Cathy use the light touch." "We need to massage this." "Let's include her in this phone call." "No, just tell her." "I have to go in soon." "It's important we don't bypass her." "If it looks like we're leaving her out of the loop, Francis..." "All right, put her on." "I can't tell you how much it would mean to the team." "To have your qualifications, your expertise on board." "Even just having your name on the website." "I appreciate your saying that, Congressman." "Brad, please. "Congressman" is what the interns call me." "All right." "Brad it is." "Now as for your title, I was thinking Special Advisor." "Title doesn't matter to me." "All right, you pick what you want." "And you make your own hours." "Come and go as you like." "Ah, compensation..." "Would $220,000 a year work for you?" "The cap is $173,000." "Uh, the extra 50k would come out of my re-election fund." "I mean, you deserve more than the cap." "That's a very generous offer." "Well, I expect you to earn it." "I really want to make my mark this session." "That's more than Underwood paid me." "I'm sorry?" "When I was his chief of staff, I made the cap." "He never came anywhere near 220." "Well, like I said, I think you deserve more..." "It's too much money, Congressman." "Well, I disagree." "But hey," "I'm not gonna argue if you want to get paid less." "As I was saying, this transpo bill." "We really have an opportunity to make a difference." "Ladies and gentlemen, the session is over." "Please, right this way." "Thank you for coming." "I hear you've recently taken up surfing." "We have a few spots on the Black Sea." "It's mostly so I can pose for the photos." "Yes, I've seen them." "Well, it plays well with the young people." "It's important they see their President has some fun, doesn't take himself too seriously." "I have a gift for you." "I'm sorry for the delay." "I hope we didn't keep you waiting too long." "Shall we?" "This was hand-made by Tomas Vu, a very talented American artist." "He laser-etches images on one side, and on the other side, he puts Beatles lyrics." "Back in the U.S.S.R." "It's a museum piece, but you can still ride it." "Well, you should come out to my dacha in Sochi sometime." "We'll surf together." "The water is cold as hell, but the women are very warm." "Oh, I'm not sure what Claire would think about that." "Well, bring her along." "It's crawling with artists out there." "She might find something she likes." "Mr President, I'm intrigued." "The first thing you say to me is "no" the second you arrive." "And the next moment you're inviting me to your dacha." "Who am I dealing with?" "I believe I was clear when we first met." "What confuses you?" "Our delegations have been discussing these issues for months." "Yes, but discussions are not the same as commitment." "And, uh, I'm telling you now." "There will be no commitment." "You could have told me that on the phone." "I assumed you were undoing an insult by having me here." "What insult is that?" "Two of your predecessors never invited me to Washington." "This summit is not just for show." "I wanna make meaningful strides toward peace." "The Middle East is hopeless." "History tells us that." "I'm offering you the chance to make history." "I'll be honest with you, because you've been kind enough to invite me to your country." "Russia has nothing to gain from peace in the Middle East." "And more importantly, nothing to gain from working with America." "Israel has always distrusted us." "You expect that to change?" "We expect to build trust over time." "How was your meeting with the ambassadors this morning?" "Ambassador Aruri called me." "They have their doubts." "But we encouraged them to keep an open mind." "He described it as grave concerns." "They will acclimate as soon as we establish..." "Has your husband made direct overtures to Israel and Palestine?" "All formal communication has been handled through the State Department." "But your husband can't possibly believe they'll comply." "Gentlemen, for the purposes of these talks," "I'd appreciate it if you referred to him as the President, not as my husband." "Of course, Madam Ambassador." "And you really should be addressing Secretary Durant." "She speaks on his behalf more than I do." "Our apologies, Madam Secretary." "Please continue." "We'd like to finish reviewing the specifics, so page 12, please." "Mr President, we're already working together on several fronts." "Non-proliferation, the war on terror, North Korea." "I don't see any reason that the Middle East should be any different." "Because it's an American plan." "It's not an American plan." "I'm promising equal terms." "Oh, promises." "Carter promised equal involvement, then shut us out of Camp David." "Clinton did the same with Bosnia." "I'm the President now, that won't happen this time." "Until 18 months from now, when you're replaced." "I'm jealous, Viktor." "You don't answer to anyone." "You have no real opposition." "You know exactly how every election is gonna turn out." "Well, it's not like that in the United States." "I'm not running because I can do things a candidate can't do, like this proposal." "Please, Mr President." "We both know you'll run." "Now, whether you win, who knows?" "Brass tacks." "If you could have anything, what would it be?" "I came with nothing to ask." "Men like you don't show up for dinner without an appetite." "It was a long flight, Mr President." "How about we stop here for now?" "I'll rest my eyes a bit and put some thought into this with a fresh mind." "Maybe I'll think of something I want." "We'll talk more later at dinner." "Of course." "If that's what you prefer." "He knows exactly what he wants, but he needs to be wooed." "Progress nonetheless." "You can't turn a no to a yes without a maybe in between." "Gentlemen, Deputy Director coming through." "Orsay." "Come with me, please." "We got Asher, 2:30 this morning." "He was scared to death." "By 2:45, he gave us six terabytes of compressed files." "All 25 million ATT users." "You hid your goodies with the wrong person." "He wasn't the only one." "I think he was." "You can't arrest me for charges that have already been dropped." "Relax." "No one's arresting you." "From the reports I've been getting, you've been doing an excellent job for us." "If you stay straight, sky's the limit." "Bigger assignments, manage your own team..." "You know I wouldn't be here if I had a choice." "But you do have a choice." "You can make the most of this second chance if you want to." "But you have to prove you want it." "Names?" "That's all I've ever wanted." "No." "Asher's going to give up names." "He wouldn't do that." "He might." "Let's hope none of them tell us about anything we didn't charge you for." "You have a future here, Gavin." "All right." "Back to it." "Keep up the good work." "We have to wine and dine." "Charm them senseless." "Them?" "Who's the other?" "Birch." "He's sitting on AmWorks like his ass is afraid of the sun." "Please don't make me talk to Bob." "You just focus on Petrov." "I'll deal with Bob." "Excuse me, sir." "We're all set." "President Petrov is in the Yellow Oval." "Thank you, Calista." "I think I may need to do some damage control with Cathy." "Why?" "Ah, I've been trying to be deferential, but I think it's coming off as patronising." "Well, that was a risk." " I know." " Is she feeling threatened?" "Threatened?" "No." "Possibly overshadowed." "I think I'm getting too much attention, and it's tough to be effective when I don't have Cathy on my team." "So I may need to win her over." "Well, let's not forget where the focus is tonight." "Since when can't I do two things at once?" "You're crooked." "What?" "Ready for battle?" "Yes." "The Vice President of the United States, Donald Blythe." "Mr President, welcome." " Mr Vice President." " Thank you." "President Petrov, welcome." "It's a pleasure." "Hi." "You look beautiful." "Oh, it's serviceable." " You look fantastic, as always." " Thank you." "All eyes at the table will be on you." "Not them." "Senator Mendoza." "Soon to be candidate Mendoza." "The rumour mill begins." "You started with Reagan, no?" "Staffed on his '84 campaign." "He has a portrait of the Gipper in his office wearing a cowboy hat." "Hmm." "When men were men." "Hmm?" "Bob, I had a thought." "Dave Blanchek is on Armed Services and he's..." "I don't want to hold up the line." "Mr President, a pleasure..." "I wanna move Birch." "Put Mendoza next to me instead." "Alan." "You clean up well." "Class by association." " Where's your date?" " I don't have one." "I can walk you in, too, if you'd like." "No, wouldn't want to ruin the picture." "Our special guests!" "I'm so delighted you could be with us." "Thank you so much for coming." "Mr President." "It's taken us too long to sit at the same table." "Did you discuss our issues in the closed talks?" "We discussed many things." "But specifically our concerns?" "Was anything on our list discussed?" "Why don't we take a photo first?" "Good idea." "Hmm." "Viktor, tell me, are you in love?" "I don't know about love." "But I'm learning to enjoy being divorced." "Which translates into," ""Howdy, and please don't steal the silverware."" "Now that I have exhausted all of the Russian I know," "Claire and I would like to welcome all of you to the White House, as we host President Petrov in this historic state visit." "A century ago, century and a half ago, de Tocqueville wrote, in regards to America and Russia, the following." ""Their point of departure and their paths diverse."" ""Nevertheless, each seems called" ""by some secret desire of providence" ""to one day hold in their hands" ""the destinies of half the world."" "Well, I'd like to amend that tonight and say not just half the world, the entire world, looks to us for leadership." "So, to President Petrov, and all of the great things that our great nations will do together." "Mr President." "Hear, hear." "Which is Russian for "Never trust the French."" "Now, thank you to the President and First Lady for your grace and hospitality." "Now, a little more recently than de Tocqueville, about 30 years ago," "Mikhail Gorbachev came to this very house and talked of an end to our "winter of discontent."" "I think it's safe to say that that winter seems far gone now." "And here, on this beautiful May evening," "I welcome a spring of enchantment." "Now, we all know which of you brings the enchantment to the table." "To you, Mrs Underwood." "And, of course, your lesser half." "Ah, thank you." "Now, I'd like to toast three others in this room tonight." "Nadya Tolokonnikova, Masha Alyokhina and Pyotr Verzilov." "Now, I know we had our differences." "But I also know they come from something we all share." "A deep love of our country." "To you." "And to Russia." "Mr President," "Nadya and Masha would like to make a toast." ""To Viktor Petrov, whose loyalty runs so deep," ""he's given his friends half of the country." ""Who's so open to criticism that" ""most of his critics are in prison."" "You've made your point." "Now, please." "Sit, and let us all drink and laugh, like true Russians do." "Hmm?" "Well, Mr President." "This is proof why you made the right decision never to have children." "My staff prepped them." "They assured us." "It's nothing." "I admire your grace." "Please." "Not another word." "I knew Pussy Riot was a bad idea." "You should go." "No, best thing is not to comment." "It lowers us to their level." "Juice or soda?" "Ah, diet something, if you've got it." "Who are they?" "My brother's kids." "Adorable." "Got a job offer." "Yeah?" "Where?" "Brad Petite." "Special Advisor." "From Hawaii?" "Junior Congressman?" "That's right." "I like him." "He's a good guy, he's ambitious." "He offered me a lot of money." " Yeah?" " $220,000." "Jesus." "That's more than I would ever make at the White House." "You arranged the job?" "No." "Did the President?" " What are you talking about?" " Don't bullshit me, Seth." "This is the first I'm hearing about it." "Who's the senior congressman from Hawaii?" "Chair of Appropriations." "No, I know him, I'm just drawing a blank right now." "It's not him, it's a her." "Francine Tenaka." "And if you don't know who Tenaka is, there's no reason you should know who Brad Petite is." "Or that he's ambitious or a good guy." "This job offer came from you or the President." "And I'm telling you that it didn't." "Well, I'm turning it down." "You tell the President that I'm ready to come back whenever he needs me." "I don't need training wheels." "I need you to work on Birch while you're here." "See if you can get that list of possible candidates." "I don't think putting him down the far end of the table has put him in a very chatty mood." "We need to re-bridge our nations." "Refrigeration?" "Are you talking about refrigeration?" "No." "Re-bridge our nations." "We'll need to re-bridgenate ourselves, so we'll more trust each other." "Da?" "Yes." "Let's get these amendments out of committee." "Not all of them, just some of them." "The Speaker would go ballistic if I started meddling in the House." "Not if it means he's going to battle with the presumptive nominee." "He knows where his bread is buttered." "You shove your wife's recess appointment down my throat, now you want my help?" "I had to fill the post." "And you have a city full of career diplomats." "Her appointment was a slap in the Senate's face." "Let's not get hung up on appointments, all right?" "Hector, whatever you want me to sign, I'll sign." "I will not hold a veto over your head." "You can veto whatever you want." "Just helps our case in 2016." "Excuse me." "Now, which is more intoxicating?" "This wine or Claire Underwood?" "How often do you use that line?" "Not as often as you use yours." "Which line is that?" ""Viktor, are you in love?"" "President Descoteaux told me you asked him the same thing when he was here." "I believe my husband quoted a Russian author the night he gave that toast." "No, don't say, uh, Tolstoy?" "Pushkin." ""A deception that elevates us" ""is dearer than a host of low truths."" "He didn't make that toast." "No, he didn't." "No, no." "Tell me, do you actually know your Pushkin, or did you just study up before I arrived?" "Does it really matter?" "So, this is what he does?" "Huh?" "He leaves the seduction to you." "Isn't there a word for that, in English?" "Um..." "For what?" "Pimping." "Yes?" "He's pimping you out." "How charming you are." "Thank you." "And you make a much better first lady than ambassador." "From what my people tell me." "Only teasing." "More wine for the Ambassador, please." "I'm gonna have to go in a couple of minutes." "Uh..." "Mr President, my gift for you." "Best vodka in the world." "Osobaya Slavianskaya." "Solid gold." "Each one of these bottles is 750,000." "Now, a toast." "To friendship, to good food, and to Leo Tolstoy, who said," ""If you want to be happy, be."" "Drink!" "Now, you sniff your bread." "Say, "Nu."" "Nu." "Then whistle." "Sniff your sleeve." "And eat your pickle." "Now." "Why we do all this?" "No one knows." "Again!" "Oh, no." "Now, Mr President..." "Now, you, Mr Vice President." "A toast." "Oh, uh, um..." "To, uh, further cooperation between our two countries and a continued..." "Oh, hell! "Here's how!"" "Again!" "Now, you." "Mrs Underwood." "To President Petrov and his little pickle." "Drink!" "Again!" "Mr President, why don't you come up and join me?" " Oh, no, no, no, no." "It's your show." " Come on!" "I know you can sing." "Come on." " Oh, my God!" " I know you can sing, come on." "All right, well." "I almost know this song." "I'm not so sure." "Uh, how does it go now?" ""They heard the breeze."" "Beautiful!" "Beautiful, Mr President." "Now, Mr Cincotti, you might not know this one." "But, um, it's easy to follow." "Mmm?" "Uh..." "You have C for me?" "Mmm..." "You offered vetoes for sale to Mendoza?" "Bob." "Shh." "The President's singing." "Is that why you sat him next to you?" "Bob, as you said, "The Republicans control Congress."" "Any luck with Birch?" "No list yet." "I'll keep working him." "Where's Dr Cooke?" "He got called away to surgery." "Save it for Svetla." "That's not her name." "She looks like a Svetla." "Hey!" "Well, I don't think we can end the evening on a higher note." "So I wanna thank you all for coming." "For the singing and the dancing and the vodka." "But most especially to my friend Peter Cincotti." "Thank you." "Coming all the way here to the White House." "Thank you, thank you." "Thank you for a wonderful evening." "Wonderful." "And thank you to you, Mr Cincotti." "Eh, thank you, thank you." "Your motorcade is ready, Mr President." "I'll walk you out." "But first, I want to show you something." "Come with me." " We'll be right down, Calista." " Yes, sir." "What if I got you transferred?" "Some other agency." "Oh, it doesn't matter who I work for." "He'll find a way." "How much do you care about staying here?" "What, D.C.?" "In this country." "I would've been long gone if they didn't put a travel lock on my passport." "So let's unlock it." "Is that something you can do, if I get you what you want?" "I need to know exactly where she is." "Not a state." "Not a city." "An address." "If I use the Bureau's software and get caught, I'll give them your name." "I understand." "All right." "Tell me everything you know about her." "Good night." "How about a night cap?" "Ugh." "It's late." "And I haven't had that much vodka since college." "Tulane, right?" "So they tell me." "It's all a bit of a blur." "And what did you drink in school?" "Hurricanes?" "Oh, we weren't barbarians." "Scotch, no ice." "Oh." "Two Chivas." "Neat." "Cubans." "Smuggled in." "I thought you might appreciate the irony." "Ah." "I do." "Ah." "And where does this lead?" "Basement entrance." "The Nixon kids would bring their dates up this way." "Kennedy probably used it for similar reasons." "Well, you know now that I'm divorced," "I don't have to sneak anyone in and out of the palace." "They can come through from the front door, with some dignity." "Dignity is a bit overrated for a mistress, don't you think?" "Ah." "You know, a woman like your wife, for example, would certainly make it worthwhile." "Do you kiss the wife of every president you meet?" "Oh." "Not every president's wife looks like yours." "I'd push him down the stairs and light his broken body on fire just to watch it burn." "If it wouldn't start a world war." "May I?" "Of course." "Well, do you think they'll ever come around?" "Oh, I don't know." "There'll be more summits, a hundred CoDels." "They'll ping-pong back and forth for months before Petrov shows his hand." "What?" "Nothing." "Tell me." "I was just picturing Bugakov playing ping-pong." "Bugayev?" "Imagine him playing beer pong." "Then these negotiations would be over." "You are looking at the Delta Phi beer pong champion." " No." " Yes, both sophomore and junior years." "And what happened senior year?" "Well, I had to start studying for law school." "Well, I wasn't a champion." "I wasn't too bad, though." "You?" "Mmm-hmm." "I think we should play." "What?" "Oh, you can't be serious." "Excuse me." "Can you ask housekeeping to bring us some ping-pong balls, please?" "I have got to go home." "We'll be playing by Harvard rules." "You have to admire their fearlessness, huh?" "None of them understand, do they?" "What it takes to govern." "They scream and yell and stomp their feet, but if they had to spend just one day in our shoes, the weight we carry on our shoulders..." "Like, um, the Middle East?" "No, I know why we're here, smoking our cigars." "And?" "You're not going to like it." "Yes!" "Drink up." "Okay." "For the crimson." "Damn!" "Yes!" "I still got it." "You don't have to drink that." "I accept your mercy." "And I am going to leave before you challenge me to a rematch." "But you're not even gonna give me a shot at winning in my own house?" "First rule of diplomacy, stop while you're ahead." "Which is what I should've done after that third vodka of Petrov's." "What do you think of him?" "Petrov?" "I don't know." "You were the one who talked to him all night." "Well, I didn't have much of a choice." "So not a fan?" "I think he's very intelligent." "And he has a charm." "That kiss was too much." "No, that's just pushing buttons." "The Russians love to do that." "Good night." "I don't think he's to be trusted, Cathy." "Especially after tonight." "And it made me think..." "Go on." "It made me wonder about Francis' plan." "I'm not sure that it's a good idea to be partnered with Petrov." "In the meantime, we alienate Israel and Palestine." "Well, between you and me, I agree." "Sit with me." "What would you do differently?" "Well, if the goal is to get troops into the Jordan Valley, well, then there's more than one way to skin that cat." "A multinational force?" "I would go through the UN." "Peacekeeping?" "You wouldn't get past Russia's veto." "There might be a way." "But you'd have a lot of responsibility on your shoulders." "Well, if you can give me guidance, I'm sure I can handle it." "There is precedent with the Uniting for Peace resolution." "We used it to get 'round the Russians for the Korean War." "The whole thing?" "From Poland to the UK." "I want the entire missile defence system gone." "You know that's there to defend against" "North Korea, against Iran." "And far closer to my borders than theirs." "I'm asking for a few thousand troops in the Jordan Valley." "You're asking me to dismantle Europe's entire defence system." "What you're really asking for is American forces just south of the Caucasus." "You must have a strategic play in mind." "This is about stability in the region." "You're trying to consolidate your foothold in the region." "Hmm?" "The Black Sea, Kazakhstan," "Chechnya, Crimea." "So please don't insult me with peace." "Whatever your strategic goals may be, the missile defence system is mine." "Viktor," "I invited you to Washington with pure intentions, so that we could break bread and learn to trust one another." "Francis, I don't get softened up by a nice dinner and dancing with a beautiful woman." "You asked me what I want." "Well, I've told you." "I tell you what, it's my turn to get some sleep." "Let's attack all this with a fresh mind." "Oh, we've barely smoked our cigars." "We're not men of excess, though, are we?" "Aren't we?" "No, no, you're right." " Enough smoke for one evening." "What are you going to do?" "I don't know, try to meet him halfway." "Cathy and I were talking." "Maybe the Israelis and the Palestinians are right." "We should consider starting with them." "Use the United Nations to put pressure on Russia." "How?" "Uniting for Peace." "The General Assembly overrides a Russian veto in the Security Council." "Well, that'll just antagonise them, even if it works, and it won't." "Well, it might work." "Cathy seems to think it could." "I thought you believed in this plan." "We were just brainstorming alternatives." "Well, I've worked too hard on it just to abandon it." "Okay, you know best." "Do you mind?" "What?" "The light." "Francis." "He's a thug." "Smart, but he's still a thug." "Don't cower to him." "Where I come from, we drop a raw egg into some tomato juice and drink that." "Luckily, I don't come from there." "That's a perfect job for Doug." "I can't imagine why he'd turn it down." "He thinks we were behind it." "I told him we weren't, but I don't think he believes me." "He said he doesn't need training wheels." "Well, I want you to still stop in from time to time and see him." "Yes, sir." "Is the Secretary of Defence here?" "Send him in." "Mr President." "We don't have much time." "Petrov gets here in 90 minutes." "We need to talk to Europe." "The answer is yes, to some, not all, of what you asked." "I see." "I'm prepared to scale back, significantly." "Now, I have to speak to my team first, and my allies in NATO, but I am confident that we can do something meaningful in Poland and the Czech Republic." "Now, our people can work out the specifics, and whatever it is we decide and agree on, the public cannot know." "I woke up with the taste of those cigars in my mouth, thinking of Cuba and Kennedy." "I won't be humiliated the way Khrushchev was with Turkey." "Oh, you can't possibly compare what I'm proposing to what happened then." "I can only consider a partial scale-back if you announce it." "This press conference is about the Jordan Valley." "The most important thing about the missiles is the scale-back, not the PR." "My people would know I walked away with something." "And by announcing it, I can keep you to your word." "I am more than meeting you halfway, Viktor." "You know what the best part of the fall of the Soviet Union was?" "The cars." "Have you ever been in a Lada?" "A Lada?" "No." "I haven't." "No?" "Oh, it was the worst car ever built." "Tiny little thing." "Your head would hit the ceiling when you hit a pothole." "And the heat never worked." "And no air conditioning." "Your skin would stick to the seats in the summer." "It was a coffin on wheels." "But then, after the fall, we got the Lexus." "Temperature control, automatic windows and so much room." "First time I fucked my ex-wife, in a Lexus." "" " You can never do that in a Lada." "No space." "Huh?" "You see, Mr President, I want the Lexus." "And you're trying to sell me a Lada." "I'll have them bring your motorcade around." "But the press conference..." "Oh." "Right, I'd completely forgotten." "But I think we're gonna be okay without one today." "Have a safe journey home, Mr President." "Thank you for your hospitality, Mr President." "Give me the Secretary of State." "The President will be speaking alone." "No joint conference." "The President will be out shortly." "Last night, I had the pleasure of hosting some very special guests here at the White House." "True Russian patriots who exhibit the very best that their country has to offer." "Their names, Nadya Tolokonnikova," "Masha Alyokhina and Pyotrverzilov." "As you're all aware, they stood up to President Petrov and forced him to listen to the truths that he didn't want to hear." "And, well, that had a profound effect on me, because it made me realise that" "I need to stand up to him as well, as does our country." "When I invited the President here," "I set out hoping to find a partner." "But the demands that President Petrov made proves to me that peace is not a priority for him." "Peace should not have to be bought." "Peace should be its own reward, and we will achieve it, with or without him." " Thank you very much." " Mr President..." "You have thoughts on how to bypass Russia?" "The idea is to negate Russia's veto in the Security Council." "I'll let the Ambassador tell you what we have in mind." "Ripped By mstoll"