"Produced by Lala Pipo Production Committee." "There are only two types of people in this world." "People who keep grovelling all their lives and those who escape that and rise to the heights." "People who have sex and those who watch other people having sex." "People who can step into an unknown world and those who can't." "Trash that disrupt peace and super-heroes that protect it." "That's right." "There are only two types of people in this world." "People who are loved by millions" ""Super idol Miho"" "and those who are loved by none." "LALA PIPO" " A Lot of People" "Your apartment..." "That sweet voice turns me on." "N-No!" "Stop." "Cut the innocent act." "It's not gonna make me stop." "Then... will you wear a rubber?" "So, you do want it." "Slut." "Time has stood still for me for years now." "I don't have any friends or anybody I can talk to." "Or I should say, anybody human I can talk to." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Give me a break." "You've been jerking off everyday." "This is my only companion right now." "Find a girlfriend and let's get some real sex." "My... penis." "You better get laid or you're gonna start rotting." "It's really tough on me when you whack off every single day." "Hiroshi Sugiyama, age 32." "Freelance writer Monthly income 150,000 yen." "Bye." "Bye." "Why can a stupid-looking jerk like him have sex with a different girl every single night?" "And why me... an elite a college graduate with a bright future has to beat off while eavesdropping on the stupid jerk?" "I'm sorry..." "Why does a girl like her sleep with that stupid jerk?" "Why?" "Love isn't about academic record." "Shut up!" "Why not?" "It's just dinner." "I have something to do at home." "Then let's go to a movie this Sunday." "I'm sorry." "I have to work." "Then, when are you free?" "I'm sorry..." "When is good for you?" "I was trying to be nice because you're my senior but frankly, you're totally getting on my nerves." "We should get together and talk first." "You just've to get to know me." "I don't want to." "I'm writing about ecology and nature." "I don't care!" "You fat slime!" "It happened about five times in a row and I became fed up with life so I dropped everything, shut people out and am barely alive." "Something has to change." "That's right!" "Finally, you realised." ""Spy concrete microphone"" "Good." "Here we go." "I'll take it off myself." "I object!" "No masturbation!" "I object!" "No masturbation!" "It should stop raining soon." "Really?" "I hope so." "Sorry, but I can't go pick you up today." "This girl too... with that stupid jerk." "Why?" "!" "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "It's all right." "Do you live around here?" "Yes." "A conversation with a human being..." "What do you do?" "I'm a writer." "I talked and talked to make up for lost time." "As if I was awoken from a dream..." "It had been a long time since I had sex." "We did it five times." "It's adorable." "Maybe... we sort of... make a cute couple." "We're two of a kind." "You know..." "A good match." "Screw you!" "You!" "I..." "I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm a freak." "I'm sorry about the other day." "Yeah..." "Your boyfriend?" "It's not like that." "I'll leave you two alone." "We're not like that!" "Please stop!" "Shut up!" "Hey." "Take it easy, fatso." "I said, shut up!" "This isn't funny." "Stop!" "Both of you!" "Stop fighting... over me!" "What is it with you two?" "I'm not kidding." "You two crap fat asses!" "I'm sorry." "You were lonely, weren't you?" "I was lonely too." "I missed you so much." "That's why I brought that man home." "I'm..." "I'm all yours." "I'm..." "I'm!" "You're finished, loser." "Will you tell us about your greatest romance?" "Mm..." "It was..." "Hi..." "Where do you work?" "Please." "That's all I want to know." "At a department store." "I bet you look good in the uniform." "You must be really popular." "Not really." "That has to be a lie." "Why do you think I chose you instead of all the others?" "Because you're so pretty." "He was really cute." "Had nice eyes." "Just work three hours a day, four days a week for 300,000 yen." "500,000 or more, if you don't mind being a little sexy." "Buy a Gucci." "Wear a Chanel." "Why should a pretty young woman like you look so drab?" "I've never met anyone like him." "Just talking to him lifted my spirit." "I don't think you've discovered your true self yet." "With a little courage, you can open the door to happiness." "Come on." "Let's go see a whole new world." "Thanks to him, my world changed." "Move it..." "Hurry up and get changed." "I'm sorry." "You're so pretty." "What's your number?" "I know it must be embarrassing but it was your own decision and if you quit now, I'd lose face." "That's not what I meant." "I don't mind wearing lingerie or being touched." "Talking to customers..." "I'm not very good at talking to people." "Huh?" "I don't get along with the other girls, too." "They used to be in gangs or they're doing drugs." "They scare me." "You don't mind the sexy part?" "That part, I don't mind." "All right." "How about the hand-job club upstairs?" "You don't have to talk that much to the customers." "You'll get your own room so you won't run into the other girls." "That sounds nice." "You give the customer a hand job and make him cum." "You can practice on mine." "Go on..." "Hold it." "But I haven't even held your hand yet." "This is for real." "He comes to the shop everyday." "It's kind of creepy." "He's bad news." "Maybe you should change shops." "What about the "fashion-health" club upstairs?" "Fashion-health?" "You just use your mouth instead of your hands." "Easy." "Do you wanna practice?" "No..." "Please, don't." "Then..." "I'll wear a rubber, okay?" "Please do that." "I'm serious about you." "I want you to marry me..." "He's real bad news." "He found your department store." "He said he videotaped you at the shop and that he'll send it out if he doesn't get a million yen." "I'm scared." "Maybe you should quit the department store." "So, what is "love" to you?" "Trusting the man..." "So..." "Do you wanna quit the fashion-health club and try porn movies?" "I'll be your manager." "I'll protect you 24-7." "Let's take a step into a new world together!" "Being able to do anything for him." "I love you." "Thanks for a wonderful story." "This is embarrassing." "Shall we move on to something even more embarrassing?" "Tomoko Sato, age 20." "Porn star Monthly income 1,000,000 yen." "I'm home." "I was born because this woman had sex with this man." "It's not worth wishing for an average dream." "It doesn't matter who." "If he'd rescue me from this hell... anybody would do." "I'm 700,000 light yrs away from home, Planet 40 of the Karinioza Nebula." "How long has it been since I arrived on this planet called Earth?" "God has ceased to exist on this planet." "The angels have become but a tool to satisfy men's lust." "People have stopped singing but are drowning in carnal desire." "This planet has gone mad." "It is contaminated with an evil virus." "Koichi Aoyagi, age 26." "Karaoke box staff Monthly income 160,000 yen." "My name is Captain Bonita." "A special agent of the Galactic Forces." "My mission is to investigate the life forms on this planet." "Station, this is Captain Bonita." "We must annihilate the victims of the evil virus immediately and isolate this planet from the rest of the solar system." "This planet is beyond restoration." ""Investigation Report on Earthlings"" "The virus attack by the Imperial Army has completely contaminated the brain cell of the creatures on this planet." "They've become slaves to their carnal desires." "Station..." "Station..." "An lmperial brainwashing robot!" "It tries to destroy my brain with daily invasions of offensive noise." "They know that I'm a special agent of the Galactic Forces." "Damn!" "An Imperial Hyper Clone!" "It's altering pH particles in the air to launch a virus attack on me!" "My body... is already being affected, tainted by the virus." "Shit!" "This one?" "Here you go." "Attack!" "Annihilate the mall!" "Burn everything down!" "It's Captain Bonita!" "Die, pigs!" "Die!" "Hi." "I'm Pon." "I'm like the big brother to the girls doing compensated dating in Shibuya." "They're gonna start offering their "whole package" at your shop." "But..." "No..." "We'll get in trouble if the manager finds out." "That's why I'm asking you to cover the windows." "The other guys were happy." "Can't they go to a hotel instead?" "Don't give me that shit." "Hotels cost money." "It's bad for business." "I have connections in the yakuza." "It's in your best interest to do what I say or this could get sliced off." "Station..." "Station..." "Station..." "We can't delay any further." "Annihilate the contaminated scum-bags immediately!" "Him and her and him!" "I can't stand this anymore." "I can't wait any longer." "I'm going against orders and launching a solo attack!" "Full power!" "Charge!" "You're not allowed to peep." "I'm finished next door." "You wanna do it?" "Look." "Kumi..." "What is it?" "This guy with an anal fetish..." "Nao refused, and now he's mad as hell." "You're so annoying." "Move!" "Lie still!" "Stop it!" "Shut up." "Stop moving around." "Let her go, you shit." "Are you crazy?" "I'm paying big money for this." "You said it was okay, so stop fighting me." "Sorry, I changed my mind." "Don't just stand there!" "Help her!" "What's the problem?" "Help us, Pon." "He wants to butt fuck her." "You just stood here and watched?" "You wanna stick it in the back that badly, huh?" "Hey!" "Drop your pants." "Station!" "This is an emergency!" "Station!" "There you are, beautiful lady." "Where do you work?" "I'm a student." "What a waste when you're so pretty." "You could easily earn 3,000 yen an hour." "Seriously." "I wouldn't lie." "First, lie to get her attention." "At a hostess club, right?" "I'm not interested." "Don't be so hasty." "Think about it." "Give me a call." "The only thread that connects us." "Call me, because if you don't, this thread will break." "When I answer the phone, say it's Moe Oshikiri of Shibuya." "Because you do look like her." "Don't people tell you that?" "Finish off with a lie." "Kenji Kurino, age 23." "Scout Monthly income 300,000 yen." "I use these lies to hook ditzy chicks and then send them to hostess clubs, sex clubs, and porn flicks." "My agency and I take 30% of what they earn." "Hostess and sex clubs are no big cash cows, but the porn flicks..." "One can be a success in this world managing a few girls like that." "You can rise to the highest heights." "Dammit." "Emi!" "You're off work." "Damn... he touched my breasts again." "That bald asshole pisses me off." "I should just quit." "Screw you." "Why quit now?" "I'm going to Hawaii next month, so I need the time off anyway." "They'll quit on a whim and go to shop with better working conditions." "That's why they need to be cared for, physically and emotionally." "Hey..." "Don't you want big money?" "That again?" "I told you I'm not doing porn." "If my parents or school found out..." "They won't." "They never do." "If they say something, tell them it must be a look-alike." "Just think." "You can earn 2,000,000 yen for a day's work." "Here's your iced coffee." "My director suddenly put me in charge of a porn actress." "I was lucky, but my take is only 5%." "All he said about her was a "mature" nymphomaniac." "Hello." "Here's the menu." "This and... this and this." " Orange juice." " Okay, thank you very much." "You must be Kurino, my new manager." "Yes..." "Um..." "I'll get right to the point." "I want more work." "Sure." "And about what I have to do..." "Hung upside down in a warehouse, raped by a janitor in a toilet, raped in the mud by five pig farmers..." "Can you keep it down?" "Let me do it normally on a bed." "But all mature-women titles have a special theme." "Really?" "Yes." "And I don't think I'm getting paid enough." "That's not true. 200,000 is good if you're not showing your face." " Really?" " Yes." "Then maybe I'll show my face." "Here you are." "You're okay with that?" "I have no problem." "I see." "All right, then." "That's that." "I'll be in touch." "Uh..." "Is there something else?" "I think the actress and the manager should know each other better." "Go on." "Hurry up and get undressed." "Yes." "But you're still so young." "Now, do me with this." "This is Hell." "I'm serious about you." "Ouch!" "Because of your creepy love letters... and you bugging her like that, she had a nervous breakdown." "You must be the guy making her unhappy!" "What'd just you say?" "In a way, this pervert is right." "Tomoko, an innocent girl working in a department store went from a lingerie pub to a hand-job club and then to a "fashion-health" sex club because of the lies that I told her." "I'm..." "I'm going to protect her from you." "You work at the ward office?" "She's getting psychiatric counselling right now." "I'll be in touch about the fees." "I had a really crappy childhood." "You..." "Are you happy that... you're my kid?" "Yeah." "I learned that you have to lie to become happy." "He's real bad news." "He found your department store." "I lied again to stretch Tomoko's anxiety to the limit." "He'll send it there if he doesn't get a million yen." "I'm scared." "I won her complete trust and..." "Want to try porn movies?" "I'll be your manager." "I'll protect you 24-7." "Let's take a step into a new world together!" "I love you." "A piece of cake." "These love letters..." "I should hand out copies right outside your office." "You know what to do." "I thought I could milk him for another 2 or 3 million yen." "I was ready to move to a bigger apartment too." "Yes." "The schedule?" "A mother-and-daughter porn?" "Our Shinobu Tae can do it." "Yes..." "The mother, huh?" "Around 40?" "I have someone perfect for the role." "All right." "Thank you." "Yes." "That's fine..." "Good-bye." "There are only two types of people in this world." "People who keep grovelling all their lives and those who escape that and rise to the heights." "Shinobu Tae" "Let's eat." "It doesn't taste good." "It's awful." "It's the first time." "The first time you told the truth." "Do you wanna live together?" "I mean..." "Seriously." "Police." "Kenji Kurino?" "You're under arrest." "I knew right away that it was Glasses." "The studio's here." "You'll be okay by yourself?" "Did I tell you what it is?" "Mother and daughter." "Yep." "See ya." "Take care of yourself." "Who's that?" "My girlfriend." "Let's go." ""My beloved Tomoko, I'm crazy in love with you"" "This man is a total pervert." "So, the victim is actually a stalker?" "And you, the boyfriend, got upset and..." "I regret hitting him." "But I never asked him for any money." "He made me take it begging for forgiveness." "You'll return the money?" "Of course." "So, a reconciliation." "Thank you very much." "That's something else." ""Agreement"" ""Name of performer"" "Tomoko and that hag are... real-life mother and daughter." "What's wrong?" "I'm gonna go return the money." "I have to go." "You idiot." "We can't let you go until he withdraws his complaint." "Then can I call him on my cell phone?" "It'll only take a second." "I suppose so." "Um..." "Can I go to the toilet?" "Don't take too long." "I'll turn myself in later." "Who cares anyway?" "I have to get to Tomoko." "I finally realised something." "It wasn't a lie." "I..." "I was in love with Tomoko." "The mother was... my real mother." "My real daughter... was the daughter." "What about the department store?" "I quit." "When?" "Recently." "To think about it, I hadn't looked at my daughter's face in a long time." "What should we do?" "Pretend we don't know each other?" "Yeah." "I'm home, Mum." "Hi." "Smells good." "Curry, right?" "Yes." "Your favourite." "Great." "Time to stop playing happy family!" "Bye." "Bye." "She's never coming back home..." "The thought ran through my head." "Yoshie Sato, age 43." "Porn actress Monthly income 200,000 yen." "I wanted to have sex." "Sex with anybody..." "So when I was scouted to be in a porn movie..." "I'll do it." "I didn't hesitate at all." "If I hadn't done that, I already would have lost my mind." "If I hadn't done that, I already would have been... damaged." "Mrs. Sato..." "We're from the city office." "Your neighbours filed a complaint." "Please load all this garbage onto the truck from the Sanitation Dept." "It's none of your business." "You filed a complaint?" "Your brats are the ones throwing trash into my house!" "If you don't comply, we'll issue an injunction." ""How to separate waste..." "Dead animals..."" "I wonder if that's included in "dead animals."" "Four years ago, my mother-in-law developed dementia." "She began wandering the streets day and night so I moved her upstairs and locked the door." "She'd take off her diaper and do it on the floor." "I was worn out after three years of cleaning her mess and stopped for three days..." "Her urine seeped through the ceiling." "My husband and my daughter said nothing to me and did nothing for me." "When I snapped back to reality, I was on a trip by myself." "When I returned, there was no sound from her room but only a powerful stench." "I used air deodorisers and blocked the stair with furniture and garbage." "I also stopped cleaning the lower floor." "If the city issues an injunction they'll find my mother-in-law's body." "Honey..." "Why are you going to the hospital?" "Are you sick?" "Insomnia." "Oh..." "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" "I won't say anything, so light my house on fire too." "Excuse me?" "If you run, I'll tell the police." "I'll keep quiet if you burn my house down." "I'd be your accomplice so I wouldn't tell anybody." "I don't understand..." "Just light my house on fire." "Then you can go." "But then..." "Hurry up and burn it down, you shit head!" "Okay." "Good." "Now everything will burn and disappear." "Honey..." "Honey!" "Honey!" "I'm going to a voice acting school." "Voice actress..." "putting voices in animes." "Uh-huh." "They don't show our faces, so it doesn't matter if I'm ugly." "Yep..." "I'm fine." "Don't worry about me, brother." "I'm eating well." "See ya." "Sayuri Tamaki, age 26." "Aspiring voice actress Monthly income 500,000 yen." "Dear Miss Fat Girl..." "I've been your fan since I first saw you on "Freelance Writer Hiroshi"" "the 8th episode in your "Fat Girl and Ugly Guy" series about your private sex life." "The sex between you and Hiroshi who weigh over 100 kg was even more shocking than George A. Romero's zombie movies." "What captured my heart even more was..." "Screw you!" "You fat bitch!" "Watching Hiroshi suddenly become violent with you." "The twisted emotions and the pathetic body of the loser never to rise above the lowest level of human race... made me extremely excited and refreshingly amused." "We're two of a kind." "You know..." "A good match." "Screw you!" "You fat bitch!" ""Fat girl manias, a must-see"" "Hey!" "The 9th episode, "Middle-Aged Postman Yamada"" "is a masterpiece." "Do you live around here?" "Yes." "What do you do?" "I work at the post office." "A man in his 40's with no dreams, no hope, no meaning in life... just because you treated him nicely for a brief moment" "turned into a defenceless baby then suddenly transformed into a confused sadist." "I couldn't stop laughing at the boneheaded imbecile." "But soon with the tissue paper I had for masturbating" "I was wiping the tears streaming down my face." "A fool or a messenger of God?" "Miss Fat Girl..." "You are the light, the miracle that is you." "In this world, there are those who've never accomplished anything, those who've never been envied, those with no talent, looks, or anything to be proud of." "There are a lot of people like that." ""New!" "Freelance Writer Hiroshi"" "What is it with you two?" "I'm not kidding." "You two crap fat asses!" "I'm sorry." "You were lonely, weren't you?" "I was lonely too." "I missed you so much." "That's why I brought that man home." "There are a lot of people who endure abominable injustice" "and continue on with their miserable lives like they were dead." "Shit heads who don't deserve to live who have no courage to die... sad... miscellaneous people." "The losers' loneliness, anger, despair, misery..." "You embrace us all and you..." "Only you smile kindly at us." "You say you love us." "Miss Fat Girl, the one who taught me about love..." "In this shitty world" "I thank God for the miracle of meeting you." "It's okay." ""LALA PIPO"?" "Tokyo..." "A Iot of people." "A Iot." "A lot of people." "Just once..." "I want to touch you and hold you in my arms." "I want to kneel before you and humiliate you and cut you apart." "Once is all I ask for." "I want to kiss you." "You, a filthy pig who lives somewhere in this filthy world..." "Thank you." "Thank you for being alive." "Okay." "Next." " Yes." " Yes." " Yes." " Start from the same place." " Yes." "Too close..." "You're coming too close to me." "Oh... is this going to be..." "Our first kiss?" "I can't." "My heart's not prepared." " NOOOO!" " NOOOO!" "Is this Heaven?" "Go on." "Hurry up and get undressed." "I haven't seen Tomoko since the accident." "There's no way I could." "But it seems like she made it big in the porn industry." "I went back to scouting." "It's hard with this body but it's the only way I can earn a living." "It's the only thing I know how to do." "You can easily earn 3... 5,000 yen an hour." "Do you know why?" "No." "It means you're that pretty." "Don't you like expensive brands?" "Not really." "Here you go." "Miss, can I talk to you real fast?" "Wow... you're so cute." "I'm scouting for porn movies." "There's a pretty big demand for chubby girls." "I bet you could earn 500,000 yen a month." "Sorry." "Not interested, huh..." "Because it's porn, right?" "Of course..." "Will you at least take my name card?" "This is the thread that connects us." "If you don't call me, it'll break." "So call me." "And if I don't recognise you just say you're Kyoko Fukada of Shibuya." "I'm not lying." "You look exactly like Kyoko Fukada." "Hiroki Narimiya" "Tomoko Murakami (Morisanchu)" "Yuri Nakamura" "Based onthe novel by Hideo Okuda" "Written by Tetsuya Nakashima" "Directed by Masayuki Miyano" "Subtitles Updated  Processed by Silk Purse Enterprises, UK 2008 LALA PIPO A Lot of People Film Partners"