"No!" "Stop it, please, that's really annoying when you keep changing the stations..." "Hey guys, here's a good one..." "There was this guy who went up into the mountains to go skiing." "This guy went way far up there..." "Right between the mountain peaks, it says here... the idiot calls for his bloodhound." " Avalanche!" " Not very smart." "After two days of searching for him... they found he had dug himself six yards down." "That's actually quite normal...." "When you're buried in an avalanche you become so disoriented that you have no idea which way is up." "Most people end up digging downward." " Much too easy to dig upward!" " You just spit, you know?" "Any of you been in the military?" " Yes." " No." "If an avalanche gets you, spit to find which direction is up." "You just gonna lie there, and drivel?" "What?" "Do you mean dribble?" "It means to drool." " Drool!" " You owe me a Coke." "If you're trapped underneath the snow, you just spit... and see which direction the saliva is running." "And dig in the opposite direction." "I don't remember stuff like that from the military." "All I can remember is my service number." "69." "How about that 69, Martin?" "No, thanks, sorry I'm not interested." "It's your loss!" "How about Hanna's cousin?" " What's her name?" " Chris?" " Yeah, is she single?" " She's very single." "I don't know her, but Hanna says she's...very single." "Hey guys, any chance of...making it in through the rear door?" "You would need to spit first." "Where is Sara now?" "I really don't know." "She'll get there tomorrow, or maybe tonight." "I don't understand why she's crossing those mountains by herself." "So, tell me about the boys coming on this trip." "Okay..." "Martin is the handsomest one...and he's mine." "Oh, by the way, what's he gonna do?" "Is he staying on at the university?" "I don't really know." "I don't think he does either." "It's not good for a medical student to be scared of blood like he is." "He's so silly, that Martin." "So sensitive." "Martin's afraid of blood and studying to become a doctor?" " Mmm hmm." " You're kidding?" "Then there's Vegard." "He's Sara's boyfriend." "Then we have Erlend." "The world's biggest film nerd." "And Roy, the horniest guy north of the Arctic Circle." "He's single, and he's all yours!" "Thanks." "Nice!" "Yes!" "How does it feel to be the losers?" "That passing you did back there..." "Okay, just follow the snowmobile tracks... 45 minutes, or so, in that direction, and you're there." "And when you get there..." "I'll have the bags unpacked and the cabin warm." "Can I use my cell phone here?" "Nah." "Haven't had a signal in a while." "So you mean we can't make any dirty phone calls?" "Try 911." "Good luck." "‚ô™ Mile after mile ‚ô™ ‚ô™ after mile... ‚ô™" "Hang on a second." "Hey, hey, hey..." "I got a question for you." "How many movies start with people on a... trip to a cabin without any service on their mobile?" "Friday the 13th is one." "Yeah, but they have no phone service because they have no phones." "Evil Dead 1 and 2." "Yeah, in a sense, except that... a lot of people regard number 2 as a remake of number 1, only with a bigger budget." "Okay, new rule:" "Nobody can mention any more movies for at least one full hour." "Good for me." "It's for your own good, Erlend." "If you want to try and have some fun this weekend, you can't act like such a nerd." "Fuck you, Roy!" "And there's April Fool's Day from about 1984, I believe." "That was a famous one." "Don't you agree?" "Uh...yeah, sure." "Come on!" "Hi!" "Oh man, my hands are frozen." "It's so beautiful up here." "It's really nice here." " So, uh...what do we do?" " Watch a movie?" " Let's unpack and get settled." " I've got a better idea." " Left foot on green." " Oops." " You've got it." " Ouch!" "What are we playing this game for?" "Because..." "Hollywood told us that it's so much fun." "Right foot on red." "This has got to be the most boring game ev...er." " Are you kidding?" " No." " For real?" "Okay." " Yes." "Let me show you the anesthetic... for the Middle Ages." "Lie down." " Lie down?" "What are you doing?" " Hands together, please." "Thank you very much." " You're sitting on my hands." " That's a part of the plan." " Close your eyes." " No!" " So, close your eyes." " No, I won't do it." "Okay." "There we go." " Relax." " Stop it." "I can't see anything." "I don't like this." " Just relax." " What are you doing?" " Relax." " Let go of me." " Let go of me!" " Martin!" "Stop it now!" "Let me go!" "I'm only kidding." "Why did you do that?" "I couldn't breathe." " I'm sorry." "Come here." " No!" "All right." "Okay." "Oww!" " So, uh, how do you play?" " Get the beer." " Huh?" "Beer." " Beer, beer, beer, beer." "Mmmm!" "Beer!" "Hello?" "Is someone there?" " Someone's out there!" " What?" "I saw someone!" "It could be Sara." " It wasn't Sara!" " Sure it wasn't a moose?" "What the fuck!" "I know the difference between a moose and a man!" "I can't see anything." "There isn't anything." "Vegard is right." "It's just an animal." "That's the way women are." "They get scared by anything." "Could I have a cup of coffee?" "Who made the coffee?" "It's organic." " Was it good?" " No, not very." "What's a fine group of kids like you... doing in a place like this?" "Easter break." " Ahh." "Is the cabin yours?" " No, my girlfriend's." "So, who's the lucky girl?" "Oh, uh, she's not here." "She's on her way, skiing across lstind." " Coming over lstind?" " She's a little more sporty than the rest of us." "Oi." "Oi." "Oi." "Is it..." "ls the terrain there dangerous?" "Terrain is the least of your worries when you're up there in those mountains." "I don't suppose you small, spoilt brats could be bothered to read... a little of the local history about this area... before you came snow-snowmobiling into this place?" "Events have occurred here, events that people prefer to keep quiet about." "During the Second World War," "Oksfjord was seen as a vital area for the Germans." "It was a key harbor for the German battleships, a significant link for stopping the trade convoys between Russia and England." "Einsatz." "That was the name of the controlling battalion that was garrisoned here." "Unlike most places, where the Germans got along rather well with the local population, that was not the case here." "They were commanded by Colonel Herzog... they made life hell for the local people." "People were tortured, beaten, and mistreated every day." "Trust me on this." "These were evil, sadistic devils." "However... near the end of the war, they went a little too far." "The Germans realized that they were losing and the Russians were closing in." "They entered every house in Oksfjord and stole any valuables they found." "All the gold and silver." "Took all the money." "Everything they saw." "If anyone objected, they got a bullet in the head." "Shortly thereafter, the Germans were in for a hell of a big surprise." "Secretly, the local population had united... and decided enough was enough." "The 3,000 inhabitants needed to release all their rage and anger that had built up during three years." "So, they gathered any weapons they could find:" "weapons like scythes, axes, cleavers, and shovels." "Anything that could crack a skull." "So, uh, when the night-time fell, they attacked us." "The 300 soldiers didn't stand a chance, and they knew it." "Some of them were killed;" "but, uh... yeah, the devil himself," "Colonel Herzog, and many of his soldiers... managed to escape." "They ran into the mountains." "They brought along a lot of the stolen goods, dead, greedy bastards." "The people from Oksfjord followed them... but they lost track of them up here... in these mountains... where they most likely froze to death." "And that's why..." "one must tread very gently." "There is an evil..." "An evil you don't want to awake." "We better be careful." "We don't want 'em to wake up." "I need to move along." "Remember what I've said." "Yeah, we're all medical students, anyway, so I don't think you really have to worry about us." "It's too bad no one's taught us how to cure evil yet," "I think we get that next semester." "If you stand with your own intestines in your hands, then what will you do, huh?" "Or get your limbs torn off your body?" "What'll you do?" "Did they ever teach you that?" "Thanks for the coffee." "Sara?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Hello?" "Is there anyone out there?" "Hello?" "I have a weapon." "Shouldn't you wait 'till tomorrow?" " She'll show up later today." " There's no problem." "I'm sure you're right, but..." "I have a funny feeling that something's wrong." " She'll be here..." " Listen." "If I'm not back here by tomorrow..." "If I'm not back by tomorrow, follow the snowmobile tracks down to the cars." "Then go get help, okay?" " Okay" " Okay" "I'll find her, no worries." "See you later." "Drive safely." "Okay, boys, let's have a clean race." "Start on my mark, and no dirty tricks, okay?" " Just one dirty trick." " Not even one!" "Okay, are the drivers ready?" "Okay, ready, go!" "‚ô™ ‚ô™" "Come on!" "Whoo!" " Oh, Erlend!" " Whoo!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello." "Hi." "Oh, fuck!" "Paging Doctor Hovden." "Doctor Hovden to the ER." "Martin, I can see you've still got your little problem." "You won't get much action if seeing a little blood makes you sick." "You fucking child." "How are you gonna get through six years of medical school... when you wanna puke from a tiny cut?" "Maybe you'd be better off being a baker?" " Who wants a beer?" " Are you all right?" " Yeah, I'm fine." " Sorry." "Fuckin' bag!" "Check it out!" " Fortune and glory, kid!" " Fortune and glory..." "Says 1942." "Hey, hey, hey, that's mine..." "Let's wait until Sara and Vegard come back, okay?" "Lets leave it alone until then." "No." "Okay." " Sara!" "Sara!" "We're two fine, little ladies..." "Hey, take it easy, all right?" "We don't know who really owns it." "That box has been there for 50 years." "Let's help ourselves, cash in, and pay off our student loans." "Listen, it hasn't been there for 50-some-odd years with nobody noticing it." "50 years?" "More like 100 years." "I know it." "People have noticed, and it's just junk." "Huh?" "Junk?" "Junkie junk?" "Junkie." "It's just junk." " I'm going to take a shit." " Best of luck!" "Hey, name it after me." "Y'all." "I'll be back, y'all." "Fuck!" " Okay, a joke." " Spare me!" "It's good." "Includes a lot of poop, pee, and semen." " Once upon a time, there was a poop..." " It's important..." "Look, there are no good jokes... that don't have poop, pee, or semen in them." " Chris?" " Hush!" "No..." " You think that's a good joke?" " It is a good joke!" "That's something to fall back on when you don't become a doctor." "Standup, I could do standup..." "Erleeend!" "You took a long time." "Did you see Chris?" "Ye-es!" "Erlend?" "Erlend, are you there?" "Erlend, stop it!" "Erlend?" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "I know." "Shhh!" "Help!" " Fuck you, the song's not over." " Shut up!" "Listen..." "Chris?" "Chris?" "Chris!" "No answer" "I called out, but no one was there." "She's fuckin' around, maybe?" "I'm not five." "Don't talk to me like I'm a moron." "Hanna, she was drinking and she probably passed out." "Okay, I'll go look for her, okay?" "Hey, we'll shoot her!" "Bring it with you, Martin." "It's that madman, from before." "Okay, umm..." "Let's go look for her." "Okay?" "Okay, uhh...check the outhouse." "We'll check around the, uhh...the cabin." " Shotgun!" " Hey!" "Martin, can I try it?" "Stop bothering me." " Please, can I hold it?" " No!" " Is it heavy?" " A little." " Let me try it." " Maybe later." " Shush!" " What?" "Did you find her?" " I'm carrying a shotgun...a shotgun!" " Sorry!" "Martin!" "Look at this." "What a fuckin' trip!" "This is bullshit." "Chris, are you taking a shit?" "Did you pass out in there?" "No." " She wasn't there." " It's not a joke." " She wasn't there." " What do you mean?" "Not in the outhouse or behind the cabin." "She wasn't there." "I found this bag." " Maybe she's inside there?" " Stop fooling!" " It's Sara's." " Huh?" "Sara's bag?" " Where'd you find it?" " It was in the snow." "I found it outside." "I've got a bad feeling about this." "We should go find her." "She could be freezing to death out there." "Okay, let's get dressed and let's go find her." "We go out there and look for her, or she's gonna die out there." "I'm not going out there, okay?" "It's freezing!" " We have to look for her." " We already looked for her." "She's nowhere to be found." "Why wouldn't you go?" "Would you want to be left out there?" "Uhh, thank God!" "What the fuck!" "What's the matter?" "What, what is it?" "I saw Chris' head!" "I saw her head!" "There's nothing there." "Pull!" "Pull!" "Fuck!" "The sofa." "The sofa, put it in front of the door." "Stay away from the windows!" "Hurry up!" "Move it!" "Push it in there." "Turn it." "Leave the fucking cushions!" " Come on, hurry up!" " Hanna, quick!" "Don't worry." "They can't get in here." "Grab the table." "Martin!" "Martin!" "Nazis!" "Zombies!" "Don't get bitten!" "Don't get bitten, okay?" "Shut up!" "What the fuck do we do, huh?" "Come on, let's get to the car." " Erlend!" " Erlend!" "I told you that we should have gone to the beach." "Martin!" "Martin, don't bite!" "Why is it so quiet out there?" "They're having lunch on what's left of Erlend." "We should do something." " Do what?" " We can't just sit here." "Try to find the car." "Find some way out of here." "Get help." "Only Vegard knows the way, and the snow hid the tracks." "All right..." "We have to do something." "Can't just keep sitting here, anymore, and think that this is just going to take care of itself." "Should we split up?" "Two of us try to find the car, and two of us stay here and wait for Vegard." "But if we leave we'll still be attacked by those fucking Nazi monsters." "Then two go out and make noise, then those things can follow them, while the others get away, into the woods." "They can run down towards the fjord." "There are people who are by the fjord." "And they can go and get help." "Who are the two lucky bastards who will be acting as bait?" "You have to do something also!" "Where are you, you fuckin' pussies?" "What, are you afraid of daylight, huh?" "Fuck, they're gonna be really pissed!" "That was a bit too much." "Come on." "Sara?" "Come on!" "Fucking coward." "Okay." " Do you know where we are?" " No." " Huh?" " Not a chance." " It all looks the same." " Okay." " Which way?" " Both go downwards." " We have to split up." " What?" "One of us has to get down to the fucking car." " We'll go to the car together." " Liv, listen to me." "We have no chance alone." "We have to go together." "I mean it." "One of us has to get down to that car." " Hanna, please!" " Liv, listen to me!" "Okay?" "Okay?" "You saw what happened to Erlend." " There's no chance if we split up." " Okay." "We must stay together." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay" " Let's run together." " Let's run together." "Hush." "Hush!" "Throw it, damn it!" "Are you sure this is gonna work?" "Have you ever tasted moonshine from Finnmark?" "Now!" "Hi, my name is Martin Hovden." "We're up in a cabin by Oksfjord." "We're trapped!" "We're being attacked by what looks like" "Nazis from the Second World War." "By accident, we've set fire to the cabin, and..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Fuck!" "The cunt hung up on me." "Of course she hung up." "It sounds like you've smoked your underpants." "What the fuck should I have said to her?" "Say that we're being attacked by terrorists," "Tell them they're launching a huge fucking rocket." "Then they'll get here by chopper if we tell them that." "Fucking Nokia, the battery ran out." "Fuck!" "Come on!" "We have to get to the shed." "Shed, what?" "Why the fuck do you think we should do that?" "We haven't got time for this." " I can't see anyone." " I'll try and find the light." "You know what we have to do, right?" " Agree?" " Yeah." "Here they come." "Where have you been?" "Where the fuck did you get hold of a machine gun from?" "Well." "I've been busy." "Where are the others?" "Hanna and Liv...they went back for the car, trying to find some help." "The others are..." "They're... ?" "Watch out, behind you!" "Martin!" "Martin!" " No, no, no!" " What?" "Remember what Erlend said?" "Remember?" "Do not get bitten." "No matter what you do, don't get bitten." "Then you will become..." "Isn't your grandfather half-Jewish?" "I don't think they would not recruit someone who is half-Jewish, would they?" "You'll be infected if..." "You'll become like them." "Look what they did to Vegard." "It doesn't look as if they want us on their team, does it?" "I've thought about that, believe me!" "What's that for?" "They taught us amputation, do you remember?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "No, no, no!" "Let's gut that fucker and get the hell out of here." "Arise!" "Roy!" "Run like hell!" "Fuck!" "Oh, fuck!" "Take the damn coin and go to hell where you came from!" "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" "Okay, Okay..." "I knew we should never have touched the casket" "Stay awake now." "Gotta stay awake." "it'salittlecritter that really stands out." "Namely,arcticterns, or Sterna paradisaea." "coastalbound, surface-feeding seabirds." "group‚ Äúhavterner‚Äù" ""Havternen"maneuvergracefully in the air like a..." "Troops, Sieg Heil!" "[Talvik FISH ]" ""Yes?" "Martin, can you hear me?" "Hello, Martin." "Welcome back." "Martin, you crashed your car." "A nasty crash." "You are lucky to be alive." "That's more than one can say about your friends." "Have you seen..." "Have you seen the creatures?" "The things..." "Have the police caught them?" "Or the army?" "Roy and Erlend?" " Hanna?" " We found your friends." "All of them." "Dead." "Hanna was your girlfriend, right?" "Very beautiful." "We found her too." "With an ax driven into the neck." "And your fingerprints all over the shaft." "Do you have any idea how that could happen?" "They came up from..." "From the snow." "Creatures." "Nazi." "We fought back, but" "Nazis coming out of the ground?" "Absurd." "Are you sure that he has brain damage?" "Call the family and say he is awake." "Ask the Attorney send a car." "And four additional men." "You are ready to be transported." "They are out there still!" "They will kill again if we do not stop them!" "We don't need to stop anyone else." "I've seen what you've done." " You'll be right in jail." " No one knows what happened there." "Only you know that." "And it's not just bad news." "When we found you, you were badly injured." "Your right arm was torn off." " It was not torn" " When we found you, it was cold." "The snow had chilled the tissue, and it was very good." " And then we found the arm in the car." " In the car?" "Yes, it was slightly bruised and quite pale, bit strange, and a little green, " " But the operation was a success." "We managed to re-attach your arm again." "No, no, no!" " It's not my arm." " Relax." "It is Satan's arm!" "It is Satan's arm!" "Calm down." "No, it's not me!" "No!" "It's not me!" "What the hell ...?" "Stop!" "Randi!" "?" "You'll need to remove your dentures later." "Tonight I'm in the mood for a little h√∂e." "From him, the one that got away." "UNNAMED GERMAN SOLDIERS WHO FELL DURING WORLD WAR 2" "Bro-ken!" "Warm..." "The troops have rotted." "We need to find more men." "Shit!" "You scared me, Nils." "No more nonsense." "I've had a really long tiring shitty day." "A wedding, a funeral and a confirmation." "She's one damn fine confirmant." "If only I had been ten years younger " " And not a priest, of course..." "Nils?" "Come on!" "Sieg...." "...." "Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "They came down from the mountain." "I saw them..." "Hey!" "Hello!" "They're coming!" "They're going to kill everyone!" "That's not what it looks like!" "Zombie Squad." "They are professionals." "They are bad ass." "I've made you some coffee..." " It's cold." " Because you're 40 minutes late." "It's winter-time." "I'm still running on D.S.T summer-time - whatever!" " It's completely idiotic." "What do you have?" "Er...not much, really." "Petra's boy has been shoplifting again." "He should try that in Iran." "Off with his hands." "Then he would learn." "or...." "Ove's dog crapped in Olsen's garden again." " Shoot him..." " Shoot Olsen?" "Not shoot Olsen" " Shoot the dog!" "Yes - shoot Olsen or shoot the dog!" "So we also have school lectures about the harmful use of marijuana." "Oh, really?" "Lame!" "There was one thing, then..." "Out of Aksfjord." "Aksfjord?" "It is not our district." "Martin Hykkerud escaped from the hospital yesterday." "Martin Hykkerud?" "The same man who killed his friends on top of the mountain?" "Yes." "He escaped yesterday and killed a little boy and a policeman " " By fling a Mercedes star into his face." " A Mercedes star?" " Yes." " What about the case?" " The Mercedes star?" "About the Hykkerud case!" "We need additional people if we're going to send a team up." "Send a team up?" "Extra people?" "How the hell do I get money for additional people?" "I do not even have money for new car batteries." "Okay." "Right." "What?" "Did we not agree on a casual work place?" "Carry on..." "Too much coffee." "Just go ahead." "Best if you just keep going..." "This is a war museum, huh?" "Yes." "Yes, and, er..." "Do you have any information about the Germans?" "Help!" "Help!" "Listen to me!" "I don't have time for this." "They will come, and we must stop them!" "Do you get it?" " I have two kittens at home!" " Shut up!" "Just help me." "Please." " Do you have information about Einsatz?" " Yes." " On the other floor." " Second floor." "Where the hell are you?" " What are you looking for?" " Herzog." "Buddy's with Hitler." " Nice, huh?" " Do not touch the exhibit." ""Scharn-holst"." "Was he..." "He was on his way...?" "He was on his way to Talvik the evening they were slaughtered in Aksfjord?" "Special thanks to Hitler." "A mission that was never performed." "That's it." "That's exactly it." "They are going to destroy Talvik." "Where...?" "Herzog was going from Aksfjord " " Which is here." "And he was going to Talvik." "It's here." "Where are we now?" "Here." "Isnestoften." "Directly inbetween." "They're recruiting!" "They can make new soldiers." "Can they do it now?" "Fuck!" "Okay, they're coming." "They're coming here." "I will not die in a museum with a guy in a pale green jogging suit." "Calm down." "You will die..." "But relax - Not today." "Right, let's see what this thing can do." "What thing?" "What did you do?" "You killed them only with It's this arm, man." "Before I couldn't control it, but now it's doing what I tell it." "You're not even sweating." "Don't worry about it." "They're getting stronger." "And more of them..." "There are too many against just one arm." "So much death..." "All this unnecessary death..." "Fuck me!" "What the fuck." "You just..." " You..." " No, it was the arm." "It was the arm." "He's not attacking..." "Look, a tank!" " Visitors...now?" " It's too early." "Hello?" "What in the depths of fucking hell happened here?" "What are the engineers doing?" "They're not engineers, Only Tom and Ole are in white coats." "They thought it would be a little more professional." "Forensics should be here by tonight." " Do we have any witnesses?" " Sure, if you get the seagulls to chat." "Gulls, yes." "Now that'd be damn good invention." "A gadget that translates seagull language to human language." "The one who figures that one out will be so fucking rich." "and get some damn pictures, too, otherwise NCIS will cut off my balls." "Chief, here are the pictures from the surveillance camera." "Isn't that..." "Me, at the head of Guttefitta Mi." "Okay, guys, guys!" "We are in a hurry." "Come on!" "Come on, guys!" "We have things to do!" "I did not know there was an ugly-nosed congress in the city." "Come and get me, then." "Come and get me, if you dare!" "Move!" "Hold!" "Shoot." "Talvik." "Now." " There you are, good." " Satan lives to accommodate all equals." "The freezer is absolutely stuffed." "We had to throw the rest in the garage." " Sounds like a perfect solution." " Thank you." "Mostly Germans and French." "Hardly the vacation they envisioned." "To get their heads and arms torn off and get their insides torn out?" "Unless they like that kind of kinky stuff." " Should you be doing that?" " No." " Shouldn't the NCIS be here by now?" " There was a big storm in Alta." "The plane couldn't land." "They say they'll be here in the morning." " It's perfect." " What?" "It's our chance." "Now, we fucking show people what we're made of." "What the hell are you suggesting?" "This will make our careers - We, the heroic local police...." "We find Martin Hykkerud ourselves." "If we can get him ourselves..." "We'll be heroes." "Not the god damn suit-clad, gaylord desk-jockey," " Sushi-eating Hestkukene south." "Beef boys!" "Brief the squad." "Send photos to all gossip columns throughout Talvik." "If he stops to piss, I want to know the color and smell of his urine." "Is that clear?" " Odor and color." " And prepare the weapons." "Now we shoot something other than gulls, for once." "Master...." "(Groovy)" "He was first seen here." "In Aksfjord." "And next time, here - The War Museum at Isnestoften." "So it looks as if they are heading south." "Perhaps there." "We have a problem." "Gangs dressed as Germans and Russians are going bananas out there?" "Bananas?" "They've killed loads of people." "We have not had a murder since '74, and suddenly we have Ragnarok." "Okay, fuckheads, listen up!" "Shoot first, ask questions later!" "There is no one here." "We have sent them all away." "Evacuated!" "Since you can't complete your mission just turn, and go back to your snow cave, yeah?" "Some of us have grown a bit since the last time." "Recognize this, huh?" "I also brought a few of buddies of mine to today's little dance." "Isn't it uniquely ironic when someone you thought was dead " " Comes back to kill you?" "Troopers!" "Attack!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Is the carnival in town?" "Is that a tank?" " Damnit!" " Run!" " Shouldn't we help them?" " Help who?" "Those with dirty German uniforms or dirty Russian uniforms?" " Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin!" " What the hell's going on?" "Looks like a video game." "Sir!" "Sir!" "It's him!" "Martin Hykkerud!" " For real?" " Should we get him?" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "We, errr, we wait until it calms down." "This is tactical policing." "Untermensch!" "[Scum!" "]" "Why didn't you just kill me on the mountain?" "You got what you wanted." "You got the gold." "But it wasn't enough." "You were greedy." "You wanted more..." "That is why you lost..." "Because you were greedy." "You know you lost the war, right?" "Lost everything..." "Ridiculed..." "Pathetic..." "And you know what?" "You lose again." " Where the fuck are they all?" " I know:" "Hell." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Bjarne!" "Are you in a coma?" "Go and find them, for fuck's sake!" "Resolve this matter!" "Do not bring me a hundred new corpses." "Where do we fit them all?" "The garage and the freezer are packed." "Fuck it!" "Fuck it!" "I don't know!" "The gulls again." "They haven't eaten so well since the war." "We should invent that damn machine, you know..." "The machine that translates seagull speech to human speech can fuck my ass with an egg." "Lucky egg...." "Conjoined by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r for DailyFlix and VeeHD"