"(BUBBLING)" "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "You take this!" "You can have this ticket and keep it!" "I am not paying that ticket!" "Jesus!" "Would you watch where you're going?" "Then I want you to go downstairs to the cellar, and check the water line to the boiler." "Check the bump, all right?" "I want to do that today, all right?" "Could you do that?" "Frank, would you mind giving me a hand with these?" "Hey, I ain't the doorman, Miss Barrett," "I'm the building superintendent." "You're also a human being, Frank." "Okay, it's not my job, but what the hell, I'll do you a favor." "Listen, when are you going to get around to fixing the radiator in the baby's room?" "I asked you last week." "Didn't I do that?" "It's getting really cold in there, I--I--I--I..." "Okay, well, it's no problem." "(COOS)" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Stop that carriage!" "Whoa!" "Get it!" "Stop!" "(HONKING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "That's my baby!" "Watch out!" "(HONKING) Jesus!" "Watch out!" "My God!" "(GRUNTS)" "(DOGS BARKING)" "Stop that carriage!" "(CAR HONKING)" "(CARS HONKING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(BUS HONKING)" "(SIGHING)" "(GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING)" "Ghostbusters" "(SIREN BLARES FEEBLY) Ifthere'ssomethingstrange in your neighborhood" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "If there's something weird" "And it don't look good" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "(SIREN CONTINUES)" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "RAY:" "How many of them are there?" "Fourteen." "They're in here." "I hope you can handle it." "It's been like a nightmare." "How big are they?" "Hmm?" "Four feet." "(SHOUTING)" "Hey, hey!" "Listen up, listen up!" "Look who's here!" "Hey!" "(BOOING) How you doin', kids?" "Aw, I thought it was gonna be He-Man." "Hey, hey, I know." "Why don't we all sit down and we'll have fun!" "Yeah!" "You know, my dad says you guys are full of crap." "Jason, hush!" "Well, some people have trouble believing in the paranormal." "No, he says you guys are full of crap and that's why you went out of business." "Song." "(GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING)" "Come on, everybody!" "Ghostbusters" "When there's something strange" "In the neighborhood" "Who you gonna call CHILDREN:" "He-Man!" "(CHANTING) He-Man!" "He-Man!" "(FEEBLY) And it don't look good" "Let's go get a beer, all right?" "Yeah." "Bye." "Thank you." "Call any time." "That's it." "I've had it, Ray." "No more parties." "Here's your share." "Look, I'm tired of taking abuse from over privileged nine-year-olds." "(SIGHS) I know, Z, but we can't quit now." "The holidays are coming up." "It's our best season." "Ray, man, face it." "Ghostbusters doesn't exist." "A year from now those kids won't even remember who we are." "Ungrateful little yuppie larvae." "After all we did for this city." "Yeah." "We conjured up a hundred foot marshmallow man, blew the top three floors off an uptown high rise, ended up getting sued by every state, county and city agency in New York." "Yeah." "But what a ride." "DANA:" "Went right out into the middle of traffic." "And I started really running after it." "And then it just suddenly stopped, right in the middle of the street." "Mmm-hmm, and did anyone else see this happen?" "Well, sure." "Hundreds of people." "Egon, I didn't imagine this." "I'm not saying you did, it's just in science, we always look for the simplest explanation." "WOMAN:" "We're ready, Dr. Spengler." "Good, we'll start with the negative calibration." "What are you working on, Egon?" "I'm trying to determine whether human emotions actually affect the physical environment." "It's a theory Ray and I had when we were still Ghostbusters." "Can they see us?" "EGON:" "No." "They think they're here for marriage counseling." "We kept them waiting for two and a half hours, and I've been gradually increasing the temperature in the room." "It's up to 95 degrees at the moment." "Now my assistant is asking them if they'd mind waiting another half hour." "(ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING)" "Oh, good." "Very good." "Very, very nice." "So, Egon, what do you think?" "Excellent, just excellent." "Do the happiness index next." "I mean about the carriage." "Well, I'd like to bring Ray in on this, if you don't mind." "Sure, whatever you think." "But not Venkman." "(CHUCKLES) Oh, no." "Do you ever see him?" "Occasionally." "How is he these days?" "Peter?" "Well, he was borderline for a while." "Then he crossed the border." "Does he ever mention me?" "No." "(ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING) Oh." "Well, we didn't part on very good terms, and then we sort of lost track of each other after I got married." "We're ready for the affection test." "Good." "Send in the puppy, please." "I thought of getting in touch with him after my marriage ended, but... (DEVICE BEEPS) Oh." "Isn't that sweet?" "I appreciate you're doing this." "Try not to worry." "Here's my phone number." "You'll call me?" "Yes." "I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter, if you don't mind." "No, I won't." "Thanks." "(DOOR OPENING)" "(DOOR CLOSING)" "Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy." "(CHATTERING)" "Hi." "Welcome back to World of the Psychic." "I'm Peter Venkman." "I'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and psychic," "Milton Angland." "Milt, your new book is called The End Of The World." "Now, can you tell us when it's gonna be, or do we have to buy the book?" "Well, I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve." "This year?" "Mmm-hmm." "Well, that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it?" "I mean, just from a sales point of view, your book is just coming out, you're not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year." "It'll be at least another year before you know whether you've got that mini-series or movie of the week kind of possibilities." "I mean, just devil's advocate, Milty, shouldn't you have said," ""Hey, the world's gonna end in 1992!" Wait." "Wait a minute." "Or better yet, 1994?" "This is not just some moneymaking scheme, all right?" "I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve." "(SIGHS)" "Well, for your sake, I hope you're right." "Okay, but I think my other guest may disagree with you." "Elaine?" "Now, you had another date in mind." "According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016." "Valentine's Day." "Bummer." "Where'd you get your date, Elaine?" "I received this information from an alien." "As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn." "I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me." "He started talking to me." "He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind-control device, because he forced me to follow him to his room, and that's where he told me about the end of the world." "So, your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus." "It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn." "I can't be sure about that, Peter." "Of course not, and that is the whole problem with aliens, is you just can't trust 'em." "Occasionally, you meet a nice one." "Starman, ET." "But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard." "That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Psychic." "(CAT MEOWS) Next week, though..." "Give me, Ira." "Hairless pets." "Weird." "Until then, this is Peter Venkman saying" "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) see you then." "Bye." "Norman, where do you find these people?" "Weren't we supposed to have the telekinetic guy who bends the spoons?" "He cancelled." "This is the best we could do with such short notice." "Look, no respected psychic will come on the show." "They think you're a fraud." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING) I am a fraud." "Mr. Mayor?" "Lenny!" "Lenny!" "Pete Venkman." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, get your hand off me." "Thank you, I'm an old friend of the mayor's," "I wanted to say hello, give him a kiss." "I'm Jack Hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's assistant." "I know who you are, Dr. Venkman, I just" "(LAUGHS) don't see any ghosts anywhere." "Well, that's why I wanted to talk to his highness." "See, we did a little job for the city a while back, and we got stiffed on the bill by some bureaucratic bookworm like yourself." "Look, you stay away from the mayor." "He's running for governor next fall, and the last thing we need is for him to be associated with two-bit frauds and publicity hounds like you and your friends." "You know, I'm a voter." "Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" "JANOSZ:" "All right, yes." "Now I want you to put the Vigo in the arch, under the arch there." "Everything you're doing is bad." "I want you to know this." "You be careful there, all right?" "No one listens to me." "Well, Dana, how are you doing?" "How's this Bonington coming?" "It's coming along fine." "This mixture you gave me is working really well." "Yes, well I make pretty good cocktails, don't I?" "Yes, you're doing really quite good work there." "DANA:" "Thank you." "I think it won't be long before you can assist me in more important restoration." "Just taking a white thing." "Well, thank you, Dr. Poha..." "Janosz." "Janosz." "Um," "I've enjoyed working here, but now that my baby's a little older," "I'm gonna try to go back to the orchestra." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, that you will not be not here." "Well, could I say goodbye, maybe bring you to a brunch today?" "Well, I can't today, I have an appointment." "In fact, I better go." "I don't understand this." "Every day, I say, "Well, can you do something?"" "You say, "No, I can't do something."" "Do I have a bad breath or something?" "Of course not." "All right." "Well, I give you a rain check." "I think that she likes me." "(RUMBLING)" "(CHUCKLES) No, I do, I truly do." "EGON:" "This one's interesting, Ray." "Berlin, 1939, a flower cart took off by itself, rolled half a kilometer, 300 eyewitnesses." "My best to the coven." "Berlin, huh?" "You know, you should also check Duke University, mean-averaging studies on controlled psycho-kinesis." "I pulled it." "PETER:" "Uh, perhaps you could help me." "I'm looking for a love potion aerosol that I could spray on a certain Penthouse pet to obtain her total submission." "Hello, Venkman." "Hi, Pete, how's it going?" "Very well." "Hi, Egon." "How's school?" "Bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?" "I think they're more interested in my epididymis." "(SCOFFS)" "Ray, let's close this place up so you can buy me a calzone." "Oh, I can't really do that right now, Pete," "I'm working on something." "But your book came in." "Magical Paths to Fortune and Power." "Thank you." "Good luck with that, Venkman." "Will you put this on my account, please?" "Sure." "Ray, take a look at this." "Oh, yeah." "What are you guys working on?" "Uh, well, we're just kind of..." "Ahem." "Checking something out for an old friend." "Neat." "Who?" "(PHONE RINGS) Um..." "Ray's Occult." "7:00 on weekdays, midnight on Saturdays." "Thank you." "Who?" "Who?" "Uh, just someone we know." "Oh." "Who?" "(SCREAMS) I can't!" "No, no, no!" "Oh, yes you can." "Who?" "Nobody, nobody!" "Can you tell me now?" "I can't, I can't!" "Now?" "Dana Barrett!" "Ow!" "My Dana Barrett?" "(CELLO PLAYING)" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR) DANA:" "I'll get it!" "RAY:" "Hi, Dana." "Hi, Ray." "How good to see you." "Thanks for coming." "Hey, no problem." "Always glad to help and hug." "Hello, Dana." "Hi, Egon." "Nice place." "Um..." "Well, I know I'm asking for the big hurt, but I thought I'd give us one more chance." "He tortured me." "He pulled my ears!" "Hello, Peter." "Hello, Dana." "So, what would you like to do first?" "We'd like to examine the baby first." "Yeah." "And anything associated with the baby, especially stuffed toys, things with fabrics and stuffing." "We'd like to see the buggy." "All right, can I put him over here?" "Wherever he sleeps." "Yes." "This would be fine." "This okay?" "We'll have to lay him down flat." "DANA:" "Okay, sweetheart, they're gonna take a look at you." "EGON:" "We'll do a cursory medical examination." "What do you say?" "Gammel and pross infant acuity test?" "Sounds good." "We'll finish with an apgar score." "It's nothing that's gonna hurt him, right?" "No, no, I don't think so." "He'll be fine." "(PLAYS BLUES RIFF)" "Have you ever done this before?" "On a chimp." "So, whatever happened to Mr. Right, anyway?" "I heard he ditched you and ran off to Europe." "He didn't ditch me." "We had some problems, and he got a very good job offer from an orchestra in London, and he took it." "So he ditched you." "Okay, subject is a male Caucasian, approximately... 24 inches." "24 inches in length." "Subject weighs approximately 18 pounds and is about eight months old." "Uh, okay." "Ocular?" "Pupillary response normal." "Auditory." "Seems normal." "Ampullary reflex?" "Uh, appears to be ticklish." "Yep, baby ticklish." "You know, you'd have been better off marrying me?" "You never asked me." "And whenever I brought it up, you'd get drowsy and fall asleep." "You never got it, Dana." "I'm a man." "I'm sensitive." "I need to feel loved, I need to be desired." "It was when you started introducing me as the old ball and chain." "That's when I left." "Well, I may have a lot of personal problems, but I'm a total professional when it comes to my job." "Egon." "What?" "What are we doing?" "He seems to be fine, Dana." "Mmm-hmm." "He's very healthy." "He's okay." "When he does sleep, where do you put him?" "Uh, right around here." "I'll show you." "Uh, Venkman, would you get a stool specimen, please?" "Business or personal?" "It's a little messy." "Well, we don't want to play with anything, we just want to sweep for valences." "Hmm, very cheerful." "My parents didn't believe in toys." "(GRUNTS)" "You wanna play with a big kid?" "You know, I should have been your father." "I mean, I could have been." "(COOS) I understand." "(HUMMING)" "Help!" "He's gone completely berserk!" "Help!" "(PETER CHATTERING) Uh-oh." "You mean, you never even had a slinky?" "We had part of a slinky." "But I straightened it." "(MUFFLED SHOUT)" "He, um, he had some sort of, uh, clear liquid coming out of his mouth too." "Yeah, well that happens." "Well, what do you think?" "Well, he's ugly." "I mean, he's not Elephant Man ugly, but he's not attractive." "Was his father ugly?" "Don't listen." "(GIGGLES) And he stinks." "You're ripe, Senor." "Did his father stink?" "Yeah." "Daddy was a smelly, huh?" "What's your name?" "DANA:" "His name is Oscar." "(GROANS) Named after a hot dog." "You poor man." "You poor, poor man." "Oh, but seriously, there's nothing unusual about him, is there?" "Well, I don't have a lot of experience with babies." "But you're excited now, because Mama's here to get your stool sample." "Right, Mama?" "Stool sample?" "(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)" "Nothin'." "So, what, braniac?" "I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother." "Who wouldn't?" "Let's check the street." "DANA:" "It stopped right over there, in the middle of the crosswalk." "All right, I can get us out there." "Hey, Venkman!" "Hold on, hold on." "(CAR HONKING) PETER:" "We're scientists, excuse us!" "Get out of the way!" "Thanks a lot." "Hey, we gotta do an inquiry here, hold on." "Thanks, appreciate it." "Thanks for holding on." "MAN:" "Hey, you wanna move out of there or what?" "Relax, you're on the meter." "Come on, hey, we're scientists." "Get out of the way." "(CHUCKLING) I think we hit the honey pot." "There's something brewing under the street." "I've got 1,118 on the P.K.E." "2.5 G.E.V.'s on the gygometer." "Well, what does that mean?" "(HONKING) Hey, how ya doin'?" "Me?" "Yeah." "Fine, fine, it's cutting fine now." "OFFICER:" "Great." "Why are you cutting?" "Why am I cutting?" "Yeah." "Boss!" "Who told you to stop cutting'?" "Somebody tell you to stop?" "What are you guys doin' here?" "You tell him to stop cutting'?" "Yes, I told him to stop cutting." "What are you doing?" "What's it look like?" "Why don't you let us work, we let you work!" "He's been workin' overtime." "I'll tell you, we're here 'cause some diaper bag is makin' us work on a Friday night." "Am I right, Peter?" "Of course you're right, Raymond." "Is he right, Ziggy?" "Yo." "(LAUGHS) You guys take it easy, all right?" "How's it going?" "What have you been doing?" "What have I been doing while you're getting coffee for an hour?" "I've been digging a big hole in the middle of the street." "Wow!" "Looks like you've uncovered an old air shaft." "Man, that just goes on and on." "This is very intense." "We should get a deeper reading." "Yeah." "We're going to need a deeper reading." "Yeah, somebody has to go down there." "Somebody's gotta go down there." "(EXPLOSION)" "(SCREAMS)" "Listen to me." "What?" "Who?" "I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, command you." "Oh, command me, lord." "On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain," "I sat on a throne of blood." "What was will be." "What is will be no more." "Now is the season of evil." "Evil?" "Find me a child, that I might live again." "Yes, a child." "A child!" "A child?" "(EXPLOSION)" "(SCREAMS)" "A child." "(WHIRRING)" "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm good." "Speed's good, boys." "Keep it comin'." "(RUMBLING)" "We're breaking through." "See some light." "I'm in some kind of a chamber." "There's tile work." "Slime!" "It's a river of slime!" "PETER:" "What?" "There's gotta be 25,000 gallons of it!" "It's flowing through here like a river!" "Van horn..." "Pneumatic transit." "I can't believe it!" "It's the old pneumatic transit system." "It's still here!" "Okay, whoa, whoa!" "That's good, that's good." "Hold me up, that's good." "What do you see?" "All right." "I'll see if I can get a sample." "MAN:" "What's going on here?" "Hey, what's the story?" "Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna come and roust me out again?" "I got 3000 phones out in Greenwich Village!" "I got about eight million miles of cable I gotta check." "You're gonna come and shake my monkey tree again?" "What are you talkin' about, buddy?" "The phone lines are over there!" "What did I say to you?" "The phone lines are over there!" "What did I say?" "How many times?" "OFFICER:" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey, you're not with Con Ed or the phone company." "We checked." "So tell me another one." "I got a major gas leak here!" "Where do you think all this is coming from, the sky?" "Uh, okay, boys." "Boys?" "Uh, pull me up now, all right?" "There's some kind of activity going on with this stuff..." "Hey, help!" "Pick me up!" "Ray!" "Start it, start it!" "Boys!" "Hey, what's going on up there?" "Come on!" "Get me out of this hole!" "(EXPLOSION)" "(CAR HORNS HONKING)" "Hello." "Go back to sleep, darling." "Who is it?" "It's Janosz." "(WHISPERS) Janosz." "Hello, Janosz." "This is a surprise." "Oh, hello." "Uh, yes, well," "I happened to be here, in this neighborhood, and I thought I would stop by to see how is it with you..." "Because of all this blackness." "Oh." "We're fine, thank you." "Well, then you're okay." "Well, how is the baby?" "He's okay." "Woo-hoo!" "He's sleeping." "Oh, but I "wooed." It's okay." "Do you need anything, you know?" "You want me to come in?" "No, thank you." "All right." "Just thought that I would check." "You know." "Well, hey, you, don't let the bed bugs bite." "Good night, Janosz." "(CHAIN LOCK RATTLING)" "STEPHEN:" "Before we begin this trial," "I want to make one thing very clear." "The law does not recognize the existence of ghosts." "I don't believe in them either." "I don't want to hear a lot of malarkey about goblins, spooks and demons." "We're going to stick to the facts in this case and leave the ghost stories to the kiddies, understood?" "Wow, sounds like a pretty open-minded guy, huh?" "Yeah, they call him "The Hammer."" "What can we do?" "It's all in the hands of our lawyer now." "I think you guys are making a big mistake." "I do mostly tax law and some probate stuff occasionally." "I got my law degree at night school." "Well, that's fine, Louis." "We got arrested at night." "Look, just put these guys away fast, and make sure they go away for a long, long time, okay?" "I don't think it's gonna be hard with this list of charges." "Good." "Very good." "Violating a judicial restraining order, willful destruction of public property, fraud, malicious mischief." "See you in a couple of years at your first parole hearing." "(CHUCKLES) You'll never take us alive." "All right, all right." "Let's get on with it." "Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the--the audience," "I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds." "Okay, so the blackout was a big problem for everybody, okay?" "I was stuck in an elevator for two hours, and I had to make the whole time." "But I don't blame them, because one time I turned into a dog, and they helped me." "Thank you." "(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)" "Very good, Louis." "Short, but pointless." "PROSECUTOR:" "Mr. Fianella." "Please look at exhibits "A" through "F" on the table over here." "Do you recognize this equipment?" "FIANELLA:" "Yeah." "That's the stuff the cops took from their truck." "Do you know what this equipment is used for?" "I don't know." "Catching ghosts, maybe." "I don't know." "May I remind the court that the defendants are under a judicial restraining order that strictly forbids them from performing services as paranormal investigators or eliminators." "STEPHEN:" "So noted." "Now, Mr. Fianella, can you identify the substance in this jar marked exhibit "F"?" "Yeah. yeah, that's the stuff, all right." "Your Honor, I've been working underground for Con Ed for 27 years." "I never saw anything like this in my life." "Hmm." "Whatever's down there, they must have put it there." "No, we didn't!" "(GAVEL BANGING) Shut up!" "S-S-So you were just trying to help out a friend?" "A friend." "Who was frightened." "Who was a scared of what was happening to her, and when you're scared, what?" "There was no evil intent." "There was no evil intent, and no malice." "Because you live here, and when you live in a place, and you love it like you do," "(PROMPTING) you don't want nothin' bad to happen..." "What?" "It'll never happen again." "It's an isolated incident." "It's a one-shot deal." "Objection, Your Honor." "What?" "He's leading the witness." "Sustained." "Give me a break, we're both lawyers." "Mr. Tully, do you have any questions for this witness that might have some bearing on this case?" "Do I?" "No, we've helped them out enough already." "No, Your Honor." "Your witness." "Dr. Venkman, would you tell the court why it is that you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of First Avenue?" "Well, there's so many holes in First Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice." "(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)" "(GAVEL BANGING) You keep that up, mister, I'll find you in contempt." "(GURGLES) I'm truly sorry, Your Honor." "PROSECUTOR:" "I'll ask you again, Dr. Venkman." "Why were you digging the hole?" "And please remember you're under oath." "There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding." "Things that cannot be explained, things that most people don't want to know about." "That is where we come in." "So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural is your exclusive province?" "Kitten, I think what I'm saying is that sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?" "(CHEERING)" "(GAVEL BANGING) Shut up!" "Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, stand up!" "Get up!" "You too, Mr. Tully." "Find you guilty on all charges." "Order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each, and sentence you to 18 months in the city correctional facility at Riker's Island." "Egy, she's twitching." "(GURGLES) I'm not finished!" "On a more personal note, let me go on record as saying that there's no place for fake charlatans..." "Uh, Your Honor?" "Shut up!" "Tricksters like you in decent society." "Your Honor, this is important." "You play on the gullibility of innocent people." "Yes, sir, but..." "Be quiet!" "If my hands weren't tied by the unalterable tethers of the law," "I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forbearers, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you burned at the stake!" "(SCREAMING)" "(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)" "Wow!" "Oh, my God, the Scolari brothers!" "The Scolari brothers!" "Friends of yours?" "I tried them for murder!" "Gave them the chair!" "(SHRIEKS)" "You gotta do something!" "Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts?" "(SCREAMS)" "(GHOST SHRIEKS)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GHOST LAUGHS) You gotta do something!" "Help me!" "Don't talk to me, talk to my attorney." "d that's me!" "My guys are still under a judicial mistrangement order." "That blue thing I got from her." "They could be exposing themselves." "And you don't want us exposing ourselves." "(GHOST ROARS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMING CONTINUES)" "(SHOUTING) You're next, bubbles." "All right, all right!" "I rescind the order." "Case dismissed." "Hooray, we won the case!" "Now do something!" "(PETER GROANS)" "I always hated this part of the business." "You know, it's been a couple of years since we used this stuff." "I hope it still works." "It should." "The power cells have a half-life of 5,000 years." "Well, there's no time for a bench test." "Heat 'em up." "(ELECTRONIC HUMMING)" "Do" "Re" "Egon" "Whoa!" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SHOUTING)" "(CHUCKLES)" "(SHRIEKS)" "Hold it!" "Come on, big boy!" "I'm gonna take you home to my private zoo!" "You got him!" "You got him!" "Spengy, bring the trap!" "Okay, okay!" "Behind you, Ray!" "(GROANING)" "EGON:" "Hold him, Ray!" "Venkman, start bringing him back!" "Come on, you fish eater." "Let's go." "Yeah, tubby." "Ray, keep pulling to the right!" "Okay, the trap's going in." "Hold it, Ray!" "Hit it!" "(BEEPS)" "Two in the box." "Ready to go." "We be fast and..." "ALL:" "They be slow." "Wow!" "(CHATTERING)" "We're the best, we're the beautiful, we're the only" "Ghostbusters." "We're back!" "(PHONE RINGING)" "(GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING)" "Ghostbusters" "Ghostbusters." "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "Yes, we're back." "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "Ghostbusters" "Something strange going on" "Something's wrong" "Gloomintheroom, outside is the storm" "All alone in the crib" "Certified check, cash or money order!" "Yo,is that what I think?" "Did I see somethin move?" "Chills down the spine" "The heart fills with fright" "Notthrilledby thethings that go bump in the night" "Walkthroughthewall with no time to stall" "You call the Ghostbusters" "Well, that's who you call" "(SCREAMING) Ghostbusters" "Bye-bye." "(SCREAMING)" "LOUIS: (EXCLAIMING) What is it, honey?" "JANINE:" "It's that darn ghost again." "He just won't leave us alone." "I guess we're just going to have to move." "No, wait!" "Don't worry." "We're not moving." "He is!" "Who are you going to call?" "ALL:" "Ghostbusters!" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "Ghostbusters" "Irememberthetime I visited the grave" "My life on the line" "Only my life to save" "Allbymyself with no one around" "Didnotunderstand a hand comin' out the ground" "Iknewit wasn'tmine, it was somebody else" "Now." "ButI didn'tcare,G, I just screamed for help" "ThenGhostbustershad strapped to their back" "ScreamingGhostbusters, those busters attacked" "Janine, lunch!" "Boy, it smells like somebody took a big... (SCREAMS) Wearethebustersofany G-H-O-S-T" "Ghostbusters" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "Ghostbusters" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "WINSTON:" "With our special half-price service plan." "PETER:" "What?" "Hold on, half price?" "Have we all gone mad?" "RAY:" "I guess so, Pete, because that's not all!" "Tell them, Egon." "Oh, you mean the Ghostbustersg and free balloons for the kids?" "Ghostbusters" "RAY:" "We've been experimenting with the plasm we found in the subway tunnel." "Careful." "PETER:" "Should I get spoons?" "EGON:" "Don't bother." "Watch this." "Go ahead, Ray." "You!" "You worthless piece of slime!" "(GURGLES)" "You ignorant, disgusting blob!" "You're nothing but an unstable short-chain molecule!" "You foul, obnoxious muck!" "You have a weak electrochemical bond!" "I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!" "You--You're just..." "Hey, whoa, whoa." "This is what you do with your spare time." "Peter, this is an incredible breakthrough." "I mean, what a discovery!" "A psycho-reactive substance." "Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states." "Mood slime." "Oh, baby." "You mean this stuff actually feeds on bad vibes." "Like a cop in a donut factory." "We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction." "What kind of test?" "Well, we sing to it, and we talk to it, and say supportive, nurturing things to it." "You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?" "Oh, you." "It's always the quiet ones." "You hound." "(CLEARS THROAT) How about the kinetic tests?" "Okay." "Ordinary household toaster." "We'll take your word for that." "It responds to music, so we've been doing some experimentation, playing easy listening, middle-of-the-road type stuff." "You know, Paul Young, Dust in the Wind, That works okay." "Works for me." "Loves Jackie Wilson." "(HIGHER AND HIGHER PLAYING ON STEREO)" "You guys do this at night when I'm not here?" "Oh, I get it, it sings." "It sounds exactly like Jackie." "That's fantastic." "Just watch." "Does it do Emmylou Harris?" "Yourlove keeps lifting me higher Oh, it dances too!" "ThanI 'veever been lifted before" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Shake it up!" "Yeah!" "And I'll be at your side" "Oh, baby." "You're my number one Christmas boutique gift item!" "Right, and the first time somebody gets mad, the toaster could eat their hand." "No, no, no, no." "We put a warning label on it," "(SHOUTING)" "Ow, did you ever go for it." "The old man-eating toaster bit." "Get off!" "PETER:" "Hello?" "I'm looking for Dana Barrett." "Room 304." "Restoration." "Thank you." "Hey, uh, Dr. Venkman!" "Yes." "World of the Psychic!" "That's right." "How you doin'?" "I'm a big, big fan of yours." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "That used to be one of my two favorite shows." "You're kidding me." "Oh, great." "What was the other one?" "Bass Masters." "It's a fishing show." "Yeah." "I know Bass Mters, sure." "You're good, pretty eyes." "I didn't paint it, I'm just cleaning it." "It's a Gauguin." "Well, I've heard of him." "Well..." "Dana, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" "Um, sure." "Peter Venkman, this is Dr. Janosz Poha, the head of our department." "Yes, I of course have seen you on the television." "Quite enjoy." "Uh, you're not here on business, I hope." "Well, it's top secret." "Say, Johnny, you got a Gauguin too!" "No, actually I am preparing this portrait for the new romantic exhibition." "This is prince Vigo, the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia." "Bit of a sissy, isn't he?" "He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman." "And a genius in many ways." "He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman." "I hate this painng." "I felt uncomfortable ever since it came up from storage." "Well, you're probably feeling what Vigo is feeling." "Carpathian kitten loss." "He's missed his kitten." "We'll put one in here by the castle." "We don't go around altering valuable art, Dr. Venkman." "Go." "Yes, I think go." "The joyfulness is over." "He's kidding" "Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal, okay?" "I don't know what..." "Oh, of course, of course." "I get it." "You're sweet on this hunky stud, aren't ya?" "You know, Peter, every now and then, I get the feeling that, that painting is watching me, even smiling at me." "(DANA HUMMING)" "(BABY COOING)" "You know, I think we got more food on your shirt than we did in your mouth." "Bath." "You're gonna take a bath, aren't you?" "Do your favorite thing." "You know what you get to do?" "You know what's more fun than anything, huh?" "Splash Mommy." "Yeah, you get to splash Mommy, yes." "(GROWLS PLAYFULLY)" "(GIGGLES)" "I'm gonna be ready for it this time." "Mommy's gonna take her shirt off, too." "Yeah." "No!" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "(BABY CRYING) DANA:" "Peter, it's me." "Please let us in." "What the hell is this?" "Peter, let us in, please!" "I didn't know where else to go." "The most awful thing happened." "The bathtub..." "The bathtub was trying to eat Oscar." "(BABY CRYING) I was giving him a bath, there was all this pink ooze everywhere, and it was reaching for him." "Okay, you're all right." "I'm not gonna let 'em get you." "All right, you're all safe now, okay?" "Everybody's fine now." "He's so terrified." "You guys sit down and relax, huh?" "Yes, darling, I'm so sorry." "Come on, just sit down." "I'll get you guys a shirt or something." "Ray." "Yeah, Dana's just come over to my place." "Well, actually, her tub tried to eat her." "RAY:" "What?" "Are you serious?" "Well, that's great!" "I mean, that's terrible." "But it's great for what we would..." "Yeah, I will." "Sure, we'll get right on it." "Spengler." "Major slime-related psycho-kinetic event." "What happened?" "Something came out of Dana's bathtub." "Tried to grab her and the baby." "Are they all right?" "Yeah, well, she got out of there and went over to Venkman's." "This is interesting, Ray." "Remember the painting Venkman mentioned?" "I ran the name Vigo the Carpathian through the occult reference net." "Look what came up." "Nice ugly history." "You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the..." "Slime?" "Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?" "Better get over to Dana's apartment." "I'd like to check out that bathtub." "It might be a good idea to go to the museum in the morning, get a look at that painting." "Ray's going to go on over to your place and just take a look." "He is?" "Okay." "I have been holding on to this for a long time, Oscar." "I got this from a girl who got this from Joe Willie Namath, okay?" "We don't know how, we don't wanna know." "So I would appreciate it if you would not hose this thing down, you know?" "Give it your own personal rinse?" "Thank you." "It'd be an excellent time for you to start practicing a thing we big guys like to call self control." "(LAUGHS) Get out of here." "Oh, look at him." "Oh, look at his gut." "Oh, he's a coconut, this guy." "Whoop!" "You're going to be staying at Uncle Pete's until this thing blows over." "This is your place now." "(GRUNTING)" "Hi." "Come on in, this is my place." "So, how are we gonna handle the sleeping arrangements?" "Well, what's best for me is if I lie on my side like this and you spoon up beside me, your arm draped over me." "We do it the other way," "I get your hair caught in my throat, and I choke in the night." "Well, how about you on the sofa and me and the baby in the bed?" "It's a way to go." "It's so late." "I really ought to put him down." "May I?" "Yeah, if you want to." "You're short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother." "Find anything at Dana's?" "Nah, nothing but mood slime residue around the bathtub." "But I did get something on that Vigo character you mentioned." "Found it in Leon Zundinger's Magicians, Martyrs and Madmen." "Dig that." "Vigo the Carpathian, born 1505, died 1610." "105 years old he hung in there, didn't he?" "He didn't die of old age, either." "He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered." "Ouch." "WINSTON:" "I guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?" "No, not exactly a man of the people." "Also known as" "Vigo the cruel, Vigo the torturer, Vigo the despised, and Vigo the unholy." "Wasn't he also Vigo the butch?" "And dig this." "There was a prophecy." "Just before his head died, his last words were, "Death is but a door," ""time is but a window." "I'll be back."" "Let's suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters." "No!" "No, please go." "You!" "Who's this wiggler?" "He's yours, Ray." "Sic him." "I have discussed this with you..." "Hi, how are you?" "Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters." "I tell you, and I told your friend." "Beautiful art you have here." "We're just doing a routine spook check." "Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here." "Yeah, we know that, Johnny." "So why are you came?" "Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area, we checked our list, and you were right on the top." "Johnny, where in the hell are you from, anyway?" "The Upper West Side." "The whole room's extremely hot, Peter." "Ew, that's one ugly dude." "Well, that's Vigo." "Mr. Vigo, Veegs, would you look this way, please?" "Please, no don't..." "No, no!" "Come on, show me something!" "Mr. Vigo..." "No photographs, please!" "Slides are available in the gift shop, eh?" "(SHOUTS) Yeah, thanks." "Thank you, Winston." "All right, I think..." "You know what?" "Give me angry, will ya?" "Will you give me angry, you've had a bad day, you're cranky?" "Yeah, thank you." "Good, good." "Ooh, angrier." "Ooh, I'm scared." "You're scaring me, stop it." "Yeah, good!" "Okay, walk for me, talk for me." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Okay, give me hot and sexy." "Can you do it?" "You can." "Oh, boy." "Show me some teeth, come on." "I bet the girls like ya, huh?" "Do the girls?" "Do the guys?" "Bet they both do." "What about the animals?" "They like ya?" "That's it, more." "Yeah, come on." "You're big, you're big." "All right, destroy me!" "Destroy me now, yeah!" "Destroy me!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Venkman..." "Yeah, give it!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "We need to talk." "Come on." "I've worked with better." "But not many." "Thank you." "John, thanks." "Hey." "Hey!" "Huh?" "Hey, you finished?" "Yeah, I'm finished here." "Are you all right?" "What?" "I mean, you're not coming down with something?" "Me?" "Dana?" "Your prince." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "She cleaned." "Hi." "Hi." "Shh, he's asleep." "Come here." "So, what happened with my apartment?" "Well, the guys spent the whole night there." "They went through all your things, your personal stuff." "They tried on some of your clothes, made some long-distance phone calls, cleaned out the fridge..." "Did they find anything?" "They found a little bit of that pink slime." "Oh, God." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "You are supposed to get dressed and get crazy with me on the streets of Manhattan tonight." "Peter, I don't think that..." "This is exactly what you need." "I have got you a baby-sitter." "The whole thing's wired." "Peter, I don't think we should go out on a date, you know, and I can't leave Oscar in a strange place with a strange person." "Strange person?" "Janine Melnitz from my staff." "Janine has experience baby-sitting?" "Here." "Thank you." "I've also brought some things from your apartment." "Some wardrobe choices, couple of provocative ensembles in here," "I'll leave it up to you." "Okay." "But after dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me, okay?" "No, no, no." "It's different." "I have all new cheap moves." "DANA:" "Hey, you!" "Hey, you!" "It looks like you're awake, huh?" "You're awake!" "Yes, Osco." "You're gonna have the whole place to yourself tonight, pal." "It's gonna be pretty neat." "I got some Laura Antonelli tapes if you wanna watch 'em." "Dana, did you see some shirts here in the floor-bed area?" "Yeah, I put 'em in the hamper." "I have a hamper?" "It's in the bathroom." "Neat." "Will you tell me next time you're gonna do that, though, please?" "Well, I thought they were dirty." "(CHUCKLES) I have more than two grades of laundry, okay?" "There's not just clean and dirty, there are many subtle levels, okay?" "You hang this outside the window for 20 minutes, it's perfectly fine." "Interesting role model for you, Oscar, huh?" "Well, they couldn't get to you until after the new year." "Well, just don't go in there." "Louis, I'm closing up." "I don't know, should I take the subway, or surface roads, or what?" "It's kind of busy out." "Well, I'm walking." "Good night." "Well now, well, well, well, hang on, now." "Do you maybe wanna..." "Uh, no, no." "Do you wanna have something to eat with me?" "Yeah, I'd love that, but I--I--I--I..." "I told Dr. Venkman I'd baby-sit for him." "Oh, oh." "Do you want to baby-sit with me?" "Okay, I would." "Great." "His place at 8:00." "Bye." "His place at 8:00." "All right. well, I can get his address from the W-2... (HONKING) MAN:" "Hey, buddy, move it!" "(HONKING)" "EGON:" "We were right, Ray." "Multiplanar kirlian emanations." "Yeah?" "Well, here's your next month's cover of GQ." "Check out the aura on this sucker." "Now, there's definitely a living presence there." "We should get a deeper look." "Why don't I run this wider shot through the spectronalyzer?" "Good, I'll try turning up the roentgens." "Okay." "So, what do you think?" "Chinese?" "How about Thai?" "No, too spicy." "Greek?" "Uh, Mexican?" "Pizza." "Thin or thick?" "Chicago." "What the hell is that?" "I know what it is." "I've seen it before." "Where?" "When you guys had me dangling like a worm on a hook 100 feet below First Avenue..." "That's the river of slime." "What the..." "Uh, Ray..." "We need a blanket or a hose or something!" "Let's get out." "What the..." "This is closed!" "Winston!" "BOTH:" "Winston!" "Fire!" "RAY:" "What're we gonna do?" "Put our heads in the toilet?" "Taxi!" "Pete, it's great that you're here." "We've got incredible news!" "Wait a minute." "Can I have one try?" "All-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the Sizzler?" "No, we analyzed the photos you took of Vigo." "The spectrogram shows a river of slime flowing behind him." "RAY:" "Just like I saw underground." "Now we're going into the subway and sewer system to see if we can trace the source of the flow." "Yeah, come on, change your clothes." "We'll wait for you." "Egon thinks there might even be a tremendous breeding surge in the cockroach population." "Hi, boys." "What's up?" "Hi." "Hi." "Dana, the guys are going down into the sewer to check for slime stuff, and Egon thinks there may even be a huge surge in cockroach breeding." "Wanna blow off this dinner thing and go with them?" "Taxi!" "(EXHALES) Women, huh?" "(CHUCKLES)" "(YELLING)" "WINSTON:" "Will you watch your step?" "I hate this." "According to this old transit map, there should be an entrance anywhere along here somewhere." "I'm not getting anything yet." "Well, at least it's too dark to see the cockroaches." "Forget about cockroaches." "It's the subway rats you've gotta worry about." "Big as beavers." "Yeah, some of 'em go four or five kilos." "Hey, hey!" "Enough, all right?" "Listen, you hear 'em, behind the walls, scratching?" "There must be thousands of 'em." "Just shut up about the rats." "Okay, okay." "Hello!" "(ECHO)" "Hey!" "(ECHO)" "(LAUGHING)" "Hello!" "(NO ECHO)" "MONSTER:" "Winston!" "WINSTON:" "Okay, I'm out of here!" "(WHIMPERING)" "(YELLING)" "(GASPING) Uh, they're gone." "What the..." "Before we go any further, I think we should get our proton packs." "Uh-huh." "Good idea." "Yeah." "(RUMBLING)" "What's that?" "What's what?" "Sounds like a train." "Uh-uh." "These lines have been abandoned for 50 years." "Oh." "(BELL CLANGS)" "Probably in one of the tunnels above us." "I don't know." "It sounds awfully close to me." "(TRAIN CHUGGING)" "(WHISTLE BLOWING)" "(ALL YELLING)" "I think that was the old New York Central city of Albany!" "Derailed in 1920." "Killed hundreds of people." "Did you catch the number on the locomotive?" "Sorry." "I missed it." "Something's trying to stop us." "We must be close." "Where's Ray?" "Ray?" "Ray!" "Ray!" "Ray?" "Ray?" "Ray!" "(EGON AND WINSTON SCREAM) RAY:" "Guys!" "Oh, sorry." "I found it." "What?" "Right here." "There's a hole!" "Let's go." "Hey, fellas." "What about the packs?" "(GRUNTING)" "EGON:" "Unbelievable." "I tell ya?" "I wasn't lying', was I?" "Do you know how much negative energy it must have taken to generate a flow this size?" "Hey, New York." "What a town." "All right, let's see how deep it is." "Get a sounding." "All right, six feet." "Twelve feet." "Something's pulling it!" "EGON:" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "I'm tryin' to hold it." "Give me a hand!" "Give me a hand!" "Give me a hand!" "Something's got it." "Hold it!" "Hold it, hold it!" "Wait, wait!" "(YELLING)" "(YELLING CONTINUES)" "A toast to the most charming, kindest..." "Oh, it's me." "(CHUCKLING) It's you." "And most unusual man I've ever broken up with." "(PIANO PLAYING)" "Speaking of breaking up with neat guys, why did you dump me?" "I didn't dump you," "I was protecting myself." "I mean, you weren't very good for me, you know." "You know that, don't you?" "Hmm." "Well, heck." "I'm not even good for me." "You're much better than you realize." "You don't give yourself enough credit." "I need to hear that kind of stuff." "I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century." "Well, why don't you just give me a jingle in the year 2000?" "Why don't I give you a jingle right now?" "So the seven little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation." "One day, a beautiful princess came to live with them." "They bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them, because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see," "but for the purposes of this story, I think, it's okay." "This really is a great place." "I mean, it needs a woman's touch, but I think it looks really good, you know." "Shh, bedtime." "You're very good with children." "Thanks, I practiced on my hamster." "Oh." "So, you live alone?" "I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida." "Oh." "Why don't you come over here and sit with me?" "Okay." "So, you wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?" "No." "I think motherhood's a very natural instinct." "I'd like a child myself." "Would you?" "Tonight?" "(GROANING)" "Nice goin', Ray." "What're you tryin' to do?" "Drown me?" "Oh, yeah, Zeddemore, like it was my fault!" "But you were too stupid not to drop that plumb line!" "Stupid?" "You better watch your mouth, or I'll punch your lights out!" "Oh, yeah?" "Anytime, come on!" "Yeah!" "Right now!" "It's go time, man!" "I want you bad!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Stop, stop!" "Get your clothes off, quick." "Oh, dear, Ray." "What're we doin'?" "I was ready to kill you!" "It's the stuff." "It's like pure, concentrated evil!" "And it's all flowing right to this spot." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "WINSTON:" "Oh, are you sure this is it?" "Yeah, he said Arnold's." "Excuse me, sorry, we're with..." "Venkman!" "(SHOUTING)" "It's absolutely incredible!" "The greatest tangible evidence of psychic energy... (ALL CHATTERING)" "Just a second..." "Boys, boys!" "You're scaring the straights, okay?" "Is there any way we can do this tomorrow?" "This won't wait until tomorrow, Venkman." "It's hot, and it's ready to pop!" "Yeah, it's all over the city, Pete." "Under it, actually." "Rivers of the stuff." "Yes, and it's all flowing right to the museum." "Yeah, the museum." "(PEOPLE GASPING) Oh, it got all over me!" "What is this stuff?" "Sorry." "Oh, God!" "You mean my museum?" "I was going to tell you between dessert and the cheese course." "There they are!" "You can never go back there again." "You're gonna have to find a new job..." "Psycho-magnatheric plasm... (ALL CHATTERING)" "(ON OUR OWN PLAYING)" "I'm glad they're here." "We gotta see the mayor!" "Well,I guesswe 'regonna have to take control" "We'vegot,we 'vegot, we've got" "We'vegot,we 'vegot, we've got" "If it's up to us" "We've got to take it home" "Oh, Ghostbusters!" "How you doin'?" "Hey guys, come right this way!" "Hey, you guys got another one of those proton packs?" "My kid brother really wants one." "The proton pack is not a toy." "I guess he's right." "Ifit'sup to us  we've got to take it all" "(GASPS)" "Oh, Dana, we were just baby-sittin', honest!" "And we watched some TV," "Louis..." "and we had somethin' to eat, and one thing lead to another." "That's all right." "I know what you were doing." "Hi, Dana." "How was your date?" "Well, it wasn't a date, it was just dinner." "Where's Peter?" "Well, he was arrested." "Typical." "Did he call?" "No, no, nobody called." "Well, how's Oscar?" "Is he all right?" "Oh." "Oh, he's fine." "Such a good baby." "He was a little fussy at first, then we just gave him some French bread pizza..." "Passed right out." "Good." "Good." "Well, I'll just give him a look-see." "(SIGHS)" "So, you think we should go?" "Gee, I don't know." "I don't think we should leave her alone." "You're right." "Let's stay." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Lenny, big man!" "Ghostbusters." "Mr. Mayor." "What is this?" "A slumber party?" "RAY:" "Well, that's what we're here to talk to y about." "EGON:" "Excuse our appearance, sir..." "Look, I don't wanna hear anything about it." "You've got two minutes." "Make it good." "Uh, well, uh, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again." "We'd just like to say that almost 50 percent of us voted for you in the last election." "I appreciate that." "I'm just sorry we have to always meet under these circumstances." "Mr. Mayor, we are here tonight because a psycho-magnatheric slime flow of immense proportions is building up beneath this city." "Psycho-what?" "Psycho-magnatheric." "Big word." "Negative human emotions are materializing in the form of a viscous, psycho-reactive plasm with explosive supernormal potential." "Does anybody speak English here?" "WINSTON:" "Uh, yeah, Your Honor." "See, what we're tryin' to tell you is all the bad feelings." "I mean, all the hate, the anger, and violence in this city is turning into this sludge." "I didn't believe it at first." "But we just went for a swim in it, and we ended up almost killing each other!" "This is insane!" "Do we really have to listen to this?" "Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes?" "Lenny, have you been out on the street lately?" "Do you know how weird it is out there?" "We've taken our own head count." "There seem to be three million completely miserable assholes living in the tri-state area!" "Oh, please." "I beg your pardon." "Three million and one." "Hey!" "What fudgy brain here doesn't realize is that if we don't do something fast, this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate!" "Yeah, right!" "What am I supposed to do?" "Go on television and tell ten million people they have to be nice to each other?" "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" "Your two minutes are up!" "Good night, gentlemen." "Wait..." "You're making a big mistake, Mr. Mayor!" "PETER:" "A very newsworthy mistake!" "You know The Times is gonna be interested in this, and you know the Post." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Now, now..." ""Times Square slimed"?" ""Slime square!" "Slime square!"" "Fine, fine." "Now, before you go running off to the newspapers with this, would you consider telling this slime business to some of our people downtown?" "It's gotta be done right away." "You know the expression "it all comes back"?" "Well, it's gonna come back!" "This city's in danger!" "The whole state the whole world!" "All we wanna do is help..." "Let's go, come on." "Go!" "Uh, the mayor wants them kept under strict observation for the next few days." "We think they're seriously disturbed and potentially dangerous." "Well, we'll do whatever's necessary." "Thank you, Doctor." "Mmm-hmm." "I await the word of Vigo!" "I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia..." "I know, you told me this." "The scourge." "The sorrow of Moldavia..." "Sorrows." "I've heard all of this, yes." "Command you." "Command me, lord!" "The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year." "Good!" "Bring me the child that I might live again!" "Yes!" "Lord Vigo," "I was wondering..." "Uh, this woman, Dana, is fine and strong." "Now, if I was to, uh, bring the baby, could I have that woman?" "So be it." "On this day of darkness she will be ours." "Wife to you and mother to me!" "Yes!" "Thank you, lord!" "Thank you!" "JANINE:" "I mean, is like, she the killer, or what?" "LOUIS:" "No, that's Rita Hayworth." "Right after they were finished, she dumped him for some polo player." "(CRUNCHING)" "I don't know why beautiful women love horses so much." "Do you love horses?" "No." "You know, you really don't have to stay." "I'm sure Peter will be back soon." "LOUIS:" "Oh, we don't mind." "Can you see okay?" "(SIGHS) Yep." "(THUNDER CRASHING)" "DANA:" "Oscar?" "Oh, God!" "Oscar!" "Louis!" "What!" "It's Oscar!" "Oscar." "Call 911 right now!" "Oscar!" "Oh, no!" "No, no, no!" "No!" "It was a ghost!" "No, that was Janosz." "He took him!" "JANINE:" "What's happening?" "What should we do?" "Where's the baby?" "The museum!" "Where're you goin'?" "I've gotta get my baby!" "(DOOR SLAMMING) We gotta find the guys!" "As I explained before, we think the spirit of a 17th-century Moldavian tyrant is alive and well in a painting at the Manhattan museum of art." "Uh-huh." "And are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?" "You're wasting valuable time." "He's drawing strength from a psycho-magnatheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city." "Yes, tell me about the slime." "It's very potent stuff." "We made a toaster dance with it, and a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby." "A bathtub." "Don't look at me." "I think these people are completely nuts." "(GURGLING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(GURGLING)" "(THUDDING)" "(BABY COOING)" "Oscar!" "Sweetheart!" "Oh, Oscar, I thought I'd lost you!" "Oh, baby!" "Hello, Dana." "I thought that you might come." "You stay away from us, Janosz." "I mean it!" "Don't worry." "He will not be harmed!" "He has been chosen to be the vessel of the spirit of Vigo!" "And you will be the mother of the ruler of the world!" "Doesn't that sound nice?" "No, it sounds ludicrous." "You stay away from him." "I mean it." "I don't think we have choice here." "Take a look that's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy there." "Huh?" "It's Vigo!" "I don't care who he is." "You're not gonna take my baby!" "DANA:" "Oscar!" "Oh, you bastard!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "All around the street" "Everywhere I go" "Somethingstrange is happeni" "To everyone I know" "Hear the voice of loneliness" "Cryin' in the night" "(SCREECHING) Seethemadness in their eyes" "Dancin' with delight" "(SCREECHING) Iwantto know why everyone I know" "(SCREAMING) Has gone flip city" "You say it ain't true" "What can I do now" "I'm going flip city" "(ROARING)" "Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur?" "Oh, it's a skeleton, huh?" "Well, which way was it heading?" "Wait a second." "What was chasing you in the park?" "The park bench was chasing you?" "I see." "What?" "Wait a sec." "Lieutenant, I think you better talk to this guy." "I'm busy here!" "It's some dock supervisor down at pier 34." "What's the problem?" "He says the Titanic just arrived." "Well, better late than never." "Battery is swamped!" "We've had more than 3,000 calls since midnight last night!" "We've got every man in uniform on the streets, and I am still shorthanded." "We got meter maids chasing ghosts all over midtown." "There's this shell thing over the Manhattan museum of art." "We can't make a dent." "Have you tried dynamite?" "We've tried everything." "What the hell's going on?" "It's pandemonium out there!" "Yes, I know." "We're working on it." "Great." "While you're working on it," "I'm going down in history as the mayor who let New York get sucked down into the tenth level of hell." "All right." "We've got no choice." "Call the Ghostbusters." "Wait!" "Now, I'm sure there's another way." "Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello La Guardia, and he's been dead for 40 years!" "Now, where are the Ghostbusters?" "They're not available." "What do you mean, they're not available?" "Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview hospital." "You what?" "They were threatening to go to the press." "I was protecting your interests!" "Oh, yeah?" "Well you can stop protecting my interests." "You have exactly three minutes to clear out." "You're fired!" "But the election!" "Harry!" "Remove this man from the building!" "You're making a mistake." "And get me the Ghostbusters!" "MAN:" "Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor!" "Come take a look at this." "Wow, what is it?" "Have you ever seen anything like that?" "(RUMBLING)" "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!" "And then he took the baby, and he put it in a carriage, and then levitated away!" "What did Dana do?" "Where did she go?" "She said she was going to the museum to get the baby!" "And then there was an eclipse, and the whole town went dark, and everybody's nuts!" "See, it all fits." "Vigo wants in on the 21st century." "He needs a human body to inhabit." "Little Oscar must be it." "WINSTON:" "I bet we're the only ones who can do anything, right?" "RAY:" "You bet we are!" "Well,I guesswe 'regonna have to take control" "We'vegot,we 'vegot, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got" "Ifit'sup to us  we've got to take it all" "Toohotto handle, too cold to hold" "They'recalled the Ghostbusters and they're in control" "Well,I guesswe 'regonna have to take control" "Gotta, gotta take control" "Gotta, gotta take control" "Ifit'sup to us  we've got to take it all" "It looks like a giant Jell-O mold!" "I hate Jell-O." "C'mon, there's always room for Jell-O." "(GURGLING)" "JANOSZ:" "Soon it will be midnight, and the city will be mine and Vigo's!" "Well, mainly Vigo's." "Oh, Dana, you and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship." "We don't have a relationship." "I know!" "Marry me, Dana!" "Together, we will raise Vigo as our son!" "And let me tell you something, here." "There are many perks in being the mother of a living god." "I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment, a car, free parking..." "Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance, but I think that you and I could learn to love each other." "Yes." "I could learn." "Pull 'em." "Full neutrons." "(HUMMING)" "Let's cook!" "Save 'em!" "(CROWD BOOING)" "That slime wall is pulsing with evil!" "It would take a tremendous amount of positive energy to crack that shell, and I seriously doubt that there's enough good will left in this town to do it." "I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back!" "I mean, sure, it's dirty, it's crowded, it's polluted, it's noisy, and there's people all around who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you." "But, come on, there've got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg!" "We just have to figure out a way to mobilize it!" "EGON:" "He's right." "We need something that everyone in this town can get behind, we need..." "A symbol." "Something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us." "Something good." "Something decent." "Something pure." "PETER:" "Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?" "EGON:" "Wonder what?" "PETER:" "Whether she's naked under that toga." "She's French." "You know that." "EGON:" "Got it!" "Ready with the speakers, Ray." "Slime blowers ready?" "Audio's set!" "Electric's set!" "Slime blower primed and set!" "Oh, good slime, good slime!" "Winston, is our slime in a good mood tonight?" "I hope so." "She's a lot bigger than a toaster." "All yours, Venkman." "Let's go." "Thank you." "Testing, one, two!" "Testing!" "raise your hand, please?" "Hey, let's frost it." "Oh, hello, miss." "It's slime time." "Beautiful!" "RAY:" "Pilot controls are ready." "All right, it's getting late it's almost midnight." "Let's go, Venkman." "PETER:" "Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island!" "We gotta squeeze some new year's juice from you, Big Apple!" "You know your love" "Your love keeps lifting me" "Keep on lifting me" "Higher" "Higher and higher" "I said your love" "Your love keeps lifting me" "Keep on" "Love keeps lifting me" "Liftingme higher and higher" "(METAL SQEAKING)" "RAY:" "Man, I can't wait to see people's faces when we come onshore!" "This should really get the city's positive energy flowing, huh, Venky?" "PETER:" "Keep kickin', Libby." "You make this work, we'll pop for a weekend in Vegas with the Jolly Green Giant." "(MUSIC CONTINUES)" "You look fantastic in this." "I was born to wear this stuff." "Boy, this equipment's heavy." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "I'msoglad I finally found you" "Yes,thatone in a million girl" "Andnowwithmylovingarms around you" "It's a love fest, New York!" "Sing it out!" "I said your love" "Your love keeps lifting me" "Keep on lifting me" "Your love keeps lifting me" "Higher, higher and higher" "I said your love" "Your love keeps lifting me" "Higher" "Your love is lifting me higher" "Come on, you sing!" "I said your love" "EGON:" "We're running out of time, Ray." "PETER:" "Can't you go any faster?" "RAY:" "I'm afraid the vibrations will shake her to pieces!" "You should have padded her feet." "I don't think they make Nike's in her size, Ray." "Oh, don't worry." "She's tough!" "She's a harbor chick!" "Sorry!" "My fault!" "Happy New Year!" "Stay fit, keep sharp, make good decisions." "Oh, good." "Oh, good." "Oh, good." "Oh, good." "Okay." "Oh, it's you!" "Okay, but I didn't know you had your license!" "Four minutes to go, and then party times!" "(GASPING)" "JANOSZ:" "It's happening it's really happening!" "No, no." "Go away from here!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "I love you when you rough-out!" "Hit it, mama!" "Drop the hammer on her!" "(PEOPLE CHEERING)" "Oh, Oscar, look!" "Go away!" "Do you know who that is?" "Happy New Year!" "He's Vigo!" "You are like the buzzing of flies to him!" "Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse." "Will you hose him, please?" "Hose him." "(SCREAMING)" "One down." "On the ground." "Boy, am I glad to see you!" "Oh, Oscar, Oscar!" "Is he dead?" "Uh-uh, this slime is positively charged." "He'll wake up feeling like a million bucks." "Whoa, this gentleman is a little bit ripe." "That's all right, my friend." "I think I had an accident too." "(STATIC BUZZING)" "(SCREAMS)" "Get him away!" "RAY:" "Go get a knife or something!" "We've gotta cut her out of this!" "Okay." "All right, now listen." "You've gotta stay right here." "Don't move!" "Uncle Pete's gotta go help your mom for a second." "You stay right here, and don't say anything, okay?" "Uh-oh." "Hold it right there, Deadhead!" "You want a baby?" "Go ahead and knock up some willing hellhound!" "Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get back in that painting where you belong!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "(SCREAMING)" "You've got him." "You've got him!" "(GROANING)" "That was really stupid!" "Ray, can you move?" "No." "Are you okay?" "No." "Venkman, how are you?" "I'm fine." "No!" "No!" "Oscar!" "Please, do something!" "PETER:" "Not so fast, Vigo!" "Hey, Vigo!" "Yeah, you!" "The bimbo with the baby." "Didn't anybody tell you the big shoulder look is out?" "You know, I have met some dumb blonds in myife, but you take the taco, pal." "(BABY CRYING)" "Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York." "Tasty pick, bonehead!" "If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be livin' the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando valley." "Oh, darn." "Darn it!" "Now we become one!" "(CROWD SINGING)" "(GROWLING)" "Where's that singing coming from?" "People outside." "(CROWD SINGING AULD LANG SYNE)" "Excuse me." "Ghostbusters!" "Wow!" "I'm here with ya, guys!" "(SINGING CONTINUES)" "He's weakening!" "The singing is neutralizing the slime!" "I can move!" "Oscar!" "Oh, sweetie!" "(GROWLING)" "He's back in the painting!" "All right, go find a shady spot." "Viggy, Viggy, Viggy!" "You have been a bad monkey!" "Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster." "Could you move, please?" "Ray." "Ray!" "Ray!" "No!" "I, Ray, am Vigo shall rule the earth!" "Be gone, you pitiful half-men!" "Now!" "(GROWLING)" "(CHEERING)" "I did it!" "I did it!" "That was great!" "I'm a Ghostbusters!" "WINSTON:" "You all right?" "EGON:" "Come on, get up." "Let's get this off you." "There." "Here we go." "Whoa, how do you feel?" "Groovy." "You all right?" "Yes." "Thank you, Peter." "Scram, shorty." "I love you guys." "I love all you guys." "Great, Ray." "And I love Venkman." "Uh-huh." "Let's go." "We gotta live with this?" "Wow, real friendship." "Yeah." "And we'll come from behind EGON:" "Hey." "(GROANING) Are you all right?" "Why am I drippings with goo?" "You had a violent, prolonged transformative psychic episode." "Huh?" "Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were kind of out of control." "Hey, man, let me tell you somethin'." "I love you." "Yes?" "Yeah." "Well, I love you too!" "Hey, fellas." "You wanna take a look at this?" "Wow!" "Early renaissance, I think." "Raphael, or Piero Della Francesca?" "No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccini's." "Ghostbusters" "Ifthere'ssomethingstrange in your neighborhood" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "Ifthere'ssomethingweird and it don't look good" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "CROWD: (CHANTING) Ghostbusters!" "Ghostbusters!" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "I ain't afraid of no ghost" "(ON OUR OWN PLAYING)" "You want something done" "You gotta do it yourself" "Toohotto handle, too cold to hold" "They'recalled the Ghostbusters and they're in control" "Had' emthrowing'aparty for a bunch of children" "Whileallthewhile the slime was under the building" "Sotheypackedup their group, got a grip cam equip" "Grabbedtheprotonpacks off their backs and they split" "FoundoutaboutVigo, the master of evil" "Try to battle my boys" "That's not legal" "IfI wasyou and you were me" "You'd wanna be winning" "Ifyouwant something bad, y'all" "Yougottawantto give your all" "'CauseI believe so much in we" "And know, we're not kiddin'" "Ifyoufeel the same as me, y'all" "Yougottawanna take the ball" "NowI foundout that nothin' is given" "Don'tknowwhere the cards may fall" "AllI knowis  that we've gotta get it" "We gotta make it on our own" "WellI guesswe 'regonna have to take control" "We'vegot,we 'vegot, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got" "Ifit'sup to us  we've got to take it home" "Toohotto handle, too cold to hold" "They'retheGhostbusters and they're in control" "WellI guesswe 'regonna have to take control" "Gotta, gotta take it home" "Gotta, gotta take it home" "Ifit'sup to us  we've got to take it home" "Gotta, gotta take it home" "Gotta, gotta take it home" "Dig it, dig it" "Spirit,somepeoplehearit, some people fear it" "Spirit,somepeople just won't go near it" "Sho'asI'mmeandyou should know you're you" "Yourspiritis thekey  to unlock the true you" "Spirit,somepeoplehearit, some people fear it" "Spirit,somepeople just won't go near it" "Sho'asI'mme and the skies are blue" "TheGhostbustersareback and all brand new" "Come on" "Warmitup , say what" "Digit,digit dig it, dig it" "Nowthatevil'spresence make it pleasant" "Ineveryresidentand take a mother's newborn baby" "AndDana'sthelady to build an establishment" "Foranevilmagician on a mission in the picthin' position" "Andnoconditionwillstop  him on the transition" "Ofmaking'it in time with the help of the slime" "Butsomebodygotta draw the line" "Whostandforall , who you goin' to call for the brawl" "Ghostbusters" "It'slikethaty'all, Ghostbusters" "It'slikethaty'all, Ghostbusters" "Ghostbusters are back" "It's like that y'all" "Spirit,somepeoplehearit, some people fear it" "Spirit,somepeople just won't go near it" "Sho'asI'mmeandyou should know you're you" "Yourspiritis thekey  to unlock the true you" "Spirit,somepeoplehearit, some people fear it" "Spirit,somepeople just won't go near it" "Sho'asI'mme and the skies are blue" "TheGhostbustersareback and all brand new" "Come on" "(WE'RE BACK PLAYING)" "Youfindyourself caught up in a silly game" "That'schild'splay, don't play me out" "Theworlddepends on every little move we make" "It'sserious, cold serious" "Nowthetimehas come for all you to go" "And overthrow the bad" "We'rehereto makeachange so all can be free" "I'm callin' out the name" "We're back" "Oh, we're back" "We're back to fight the evil" "We will never deceive you" "Workinghardto try to fight the evil plight" "Yeah" "Butdon'tyoulet  nothin' get in our way" "Yeah" "Nowthetimehas come for all good to go" "And overthrow the bad guys" "We'rehereto makeachange so all can be free" "I'm calling out the name" "We'reback, we're back" "Oh, we're back" "We're back to fight the evil" "We will never deceive you" "We're back" "We're back to fight the evil" "We will never deceive you" "Oh, we're back" "(GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING)" "Ghostbusters" "Something strange going on" "Something's wrong" "Gloomintheroom, outside is the storm" "Allalonein thecrib, watchin' the tube" "Yo, is that what I think?" "Did I see somethin' move?" "Chilldownyourspine, your heart fills with fright" "Notfilledby thethings that go bump in the night" "Theywalkthroughthe walls with no time to stall" "You call the Ghostbusters" "Well, that's who you call" "Ghostbusters" "Weain't,we ain't, we ain't afraid of no ghosts" "Ghostbusters" "Weain't,we ain't, we ain't afraid of no ghosts" "Ghostbusters" "Stop, bridge, hit it"