"Translation and subtitles by PEPPER  LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER ***" "Who are you?" "Your mother was my friend." "What do you want from me?" "!" "I wanna help you." "I'll bring you the alien, the creature, the being, right on your table." "You really are my father." "Yes." "Do you think we'll ever find my mum?" "We'll find her." "The first 10 Amendments of the Constitution are generally known as?" " The Bill of Rights!" " Good!" "Originally, there were 12 Amendments, submitted by the First Congress." "What happened to the other two?" "Other two?" "What other two?" "Was that the chapter I just read?" "Yeah." "Well, it probably won't be on the test so I'm not going to worry about it." "I'm not a genius!" "Nah, you're just hungry." "Let's find a place to eat." "There's a cop behind us." "Relax, Scott!" "He's not following us." "He just happens to be driving behind us in the same direction." "Yeah, but what do you call that?" "OK, when we take off here," "Don't go to slow, cops can smell fear." "What are you hungry for?" "Hey, there's a deli!" "I'll have a roast beef sandwich and coleslaw salad." "Sounds good to me." "I'll have two roast beef sandwiches and coleslaw..." "The roast beef here, you don't want." "You like corned beef?" "Yeah, OK, fine, corned beef." "You don't want this corned beef." "Look at the fat on this." "Sir, if you don't mind, my Dad's double parked outside." "Exactly what are you waiting for?" "Ah, roast beef sandwich and a side of coleslaw with..." "Not here, you're not." "Isn't double parking illegal where you come from?" "No!" "OK, fine." "Two pastrami sandwiches on white bread, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise." "Pastrami on rye with mayonnaise?" "Is there a law against that?" "There should be!" "I wonder how some people get a driver's license." "This one came with the wallet." "Funny guy." "I'm not afraid of you." "Want some warrants." "Forrester, Paul, Illinois driver's license number" "E-O-2-3-9 6-5-9?" "No charge, it comes with the sandwich." "I'll take that one, no, that one." " This one?" " Yeah." "You don't want this one." "Get out of the vehicle, Sir." "I said, get out of the vehicle." "Empty your pockets." "What's this?" "It's my lucky charm." "It's not working today." "Put them back." "Take him." "Let's go." "In there." "Move over." "You have the right to remain silent, if you give up the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "You have the right to speak to an attorney..." "Contents of your pockets on the desk." "What's this?" "Good luck charm." "Not working today." "Sign here." "Turn to the right!" "Straight ahead!" "Sign this." "Here you go." "Thank you." "But I still don't understand why I'm here." "Whatever you did, you got caught." "That's all there is to it." "You wanna make your phone call?" "Who should I call?" "I don't care." "Friends?" "Family?" "A lawyer?" "You're entitled to a call, pal, so start calling." "Don't waste your time, sweetheart, they're all ambulance chasers." "(HEY FRED, YOU GOTTA MOVE THE CAR)" "(YEAH, I GOT IT)" "(I'M SITTING HERE, DUDE!" ")" "(HEY!" ")" "Hey!" "Hi!" "Before you even think about messing with me, man," "I'm obligated to tell you, I know kung-fu." " Kung-fu?" " You heard me!" "Is he famous?" "Tyrone Washington." "Paul Forrester." "Oh, yeah, ha, ha, ha." "What you in for, man?" "Double parking." "And they got me, that's all there is to it." "Yeah, right." "You're from around here?" "No." "I just come here sometimes..." "do a job." "A job?" "You mean like..." "shoot people?" "That's what they're paying me for." "You've probably done time." "Yes." "I did life once too." "You got me going there for a minute, man!" "I've never been in the joint myself, you know." "Of course..." "My girls... they're in and out of here every other week." " Your girls?" " Oh, yeah." " I got six!" " You got six girls?" "Hmm-mm." "I only have one." "Well..." "He's a boy." "He's out there all alone, with nobody to... to take care of him." "Sorry kid, the rules are the rules!" "No minors allowed, no exceptions!" "Well then, can you tell me why he was arrested?" "A poster of a warrant for his arrest." " For what?" " How should I know?" " Then who does know?" "The clerk at the Court." "Forrester, Paul?" "Here we are." "Bench Warrant signed by Judge Arthur Richardson." "Superior Court." "That's the building next door, fourth floor." "Follow up somebody at the Court House." "Pepperoni Pineapple for Mister Paul Forrester." "And finally, Your Honor, apart from those parole violations, the only incident on Mr White's entire record was that little domestic squabble that got him into trouble in the first place." "I don't call biting off a woman's ear a little domestic squabble." " Well, nevertheless..." " Nevertheless, my foot!" "Look, Miss Hart," "We all know one month from now, you'll be moving to a fancy corner office." "High up on a tall building, worrying with all those big bucks lawyers whether the Sun's gonna fade in your new carpeting." "Have pity on all us down her in the trenches." "and spare us another another song and dance about innocence wronged." "Now, the people have anything to say?" "No, your Honor, faced with your eloquence, we're dumbstruck." "Now, don't you start." "Mr White's bail is hereby revoked." "He's remanded to the State Adult Authority." "to serve up the remainder of his sentence in full." "There will be a five minute recess before hearing testimony in case in case number" "13-6-5-4." "That'll be a closed hearing, all rise!" " What's the closed hearing?" " Steven Putnam case." "Tell me after 10 years they finally caught Putnam." "No, they just got the guy that took his photograph." "(Are we gonna get through here today?" ")" "Once there, it's fair, I bought lunch yesterday." "Excuse me, Ma'am, you're a lawyer, aren't you?" "Yeah, except on payday." "You don't get thrown in jail for double parking." "That's exactly what happened!" "There must have been something else." "Something about contempt of court but he didn't do it!" "There's a procedure for signing public defenders, go back and see the clerk." "You were kind of hard on that kid." "He deserved it." "He called me Ma'am." "That's what the man said." "Mr Washington, I suspect you have some contraband in your trunk." "I said, hey, check it out!" "Nothing there but a spare and a jack, Jack!" "So then he said, nevertheless, driving an expensive vehicle like this suggests that you're doing something wrong" "I said, that suggests I'm doing something right, Jack!" "You're the one doing something wrong driving that old Rudy poot police car!" "Rudy poot?" "Which one of you is Forrester?" "I am." "Out of there!" "I'm doing something wrong." "Hey!" "Closed hearing!" "But I've got to see the clerk inside." "Sorry, kid." "For the record, this photo is credited to free-lance photographer Paul Forrester." "The person is standing before this court after being apprehended on a bench warrant for failure to answer subpoena." "Sir, are you Paul Forrester?" "Yes." "Alright." "Mr Forrester, you're not on trial here." "Our purpose is to hear your testimony to assist us in the apprehension of Steven Putnam." "Do you understand?" "Yes." "Yes, I do." "Alright then." "Where is Steven Putnam?" "I don't know." "Alright, let's try it another way." "Where was this photo taken?" "I don't know." "Yes, you do." "You took it!" "I did?" "Your name's on it:" "Paul Forrester!" "Erm..." "I don't remember." "Do you think a jail cell would help your memory?" "No, I don't think that would help at all." "Mr Forrester," "I don't like your attitude." "This is not a game!" "If you think your media status makes you immune from the law that everyone must obey, you are sadly mistaken." "No-one hast the constitutional right to obstruct justice!" "Now, once again, where is Steven Putnam?" "I don't know where he is!" "So be it!" "The regional contempt citation stands." "Mr Forrester is remanded to the custody of the Sheriff." "And you will remain in jail until you cooperate with this court." "How much time you spend behind bars is entirely up to you!" "Now, take him away." "Yes, Edna?" "You think it'd be OK if I left a little bit early today?" "My grandson's basketball team, they're having the play-offs something or other tonight," " And I promised..." " Yes, yes, of course..." "Thanks, I appreciate it." "If you don't mind my saying so, maybe you need something to take your mind off it." "What's that?" "That alien of yours." "Why does everyone refer to it as my alien?" "Looks like I'm Jimmy Stuart with that big rabbit of his." "The alien is real, Edna, if he's out there, it belongs to you," "It doesn't just belong to me!" "In fact, it belongs to the whole world!" "Yes, Sir, of course, I understand." "I'm sorry, Edna." "Please, forgive me, of course you're right." "The truth is I don't have anything else," "I don't have a wife to go home to," "I don't have a week-end barbecue," "I don't have a grandson to go watch play basketball," "You will one day?" "Will I?" "I don't really have a life of my own, do I, Forrester?" "What the hell is the matter with me?" "Am I crazy?" "I've give up everything for this one maddening search?" "You know what I used to want?" "I used to want," "I used to want a house with a little white picket fence," "I used to want a wife, a kid..." "I wanted to play a little golf." "You know that I've never been to Ireland?" "Mister Fox..." "What?" "Maybe you should consider just giving up... letting it go..." "What?" "Forget about it." "Edna, are you seriously suggesting that that a basketball game or that a white picket fence or a six-foot rabbit is more important than it?" "More important than an alien?" "Why don't you take a lead of your senses?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Isn't that the same kid?" "Watch, he's gonna come over and tell us how his Pop is innocent." "Maybe he is!" "Give me a break, in the past 12 months" "I have represented more than 200 defendants" "How many of them do you think were innocent?" "There are no innocents, only degrees of guilt." "Hi!" "You don't give up, do you?" "Look, I don't know what to do." "My father needs your help." "Whatever they said he did, I know he's innocent." "What a surprise." "Look, isn't it possible they got the wrong Paul Forrester?" "Paul Forrester?" "That's what he said." "You're talking about the photographer Paul Forrester?" "Yes." "Come with me." "Mister Fox?" "Mister Fox?" "Look!" "Ten years ago, a convict somehow got a gun, and tried to escape from the State Pen." "He killed a guard before he got killed himself." "Steven Putnam was his lawyer, a public defender." "And the authorities claimed that Putnam smuggled in the gun" "Pastrami on white bread?" "With mayonnaise?" "So, did Putnam give him the gun?" "Well, he claims he didn't." "But he ran away." "And he hadn't been seen in ten years until your father took these photographs." "Dad!" "Paul." "I'm Charlotte Hart, with the public defendant's office," "I got myself assigned to your case." " Scott, I'm sorry." " You didn't do anything." "How are you?" "Are you...?" "Where are you staying?" "I'm fine, Dad, don't worry about me." "I'll give you a minute before we discuss your defense." "There's your sandwich!" "Oh, roast beef?" "Roast beef, you don't want." "It's pastrami, the pickle came with it." "Great!" "On white bread?" "With mayonnaise?" "I have to get out of here before Fox finds out." "If he hasn't already." "Dad, why don't you just use this and break out?" "You think this Steven Putnam is guilty?" "Sure." "Why?" "Why else would he run if he wasn't guilty?" "That's why I can't run." "But Dad, you just got through saying yourself: "What about Fox?"" "If I run, not only Fox but every policeman in the country will be looking for you, and me!" "I have to get out of here legally." "Then we'll just have to explain to them that you're not Paul Forrester!" "Paul, I'm sorry but we got a lot of ground to cover." " Scott, will you excuse us?" " Yeah." "I have no secrets for my son." "That's OK, I'll wait outside." "You take care of yourself." "You too." "OK." "Everybody's entitled to the best possible defense." "That's in the Constitution." "If you have no money, you get me." "Take this morning, I represented an alien." "And the poor guy just..." "Did Scott say anything peculiar about me?" "Like what?" "Nothing." "OK." "The judge is tough." "But he doesn't want to put you in jail." "He wants Putnam to stand trial." "So, what are out options?" "Number one:" "Freedom of the Press." "You were probably thinking of the Bill of Rights when this whole thing started." "How did you know that?" "An educated guess." "But in the Law, a photograph is not the same as the written word." "A photographer is not the same as a writer or a reporter." "Roast beef is not the same as pastrami." "Exactly!" "So, option number two:" "Well, the quickest way out would be to sing for the judge." "Sing for the judge?" "Yes, tell them what they wanna know." "Charlotte. erm..." "I wanna get out of jail, I have to take care of my son." "I wanna be free." "But I can't tell the judge anything about Steven Putnam." "Good for you." "I can't tell you how much it means to me, Paul, to be representing a real minch." "What's a minch?" "A human being." "Miss?" "Mister Fox, the pilot cannot make it go faster so, please don't ask me again." "I was just gonna say, this is the tuna casserole," "I ordered the Salisbury steak." "That is the Salisbury steak." "Oh!" "Oh yes, thank you, miss, I see that." "I promised your father you can stay with me til he gets out of jail." "Erm... thanks but..." "I'm not a kid, I can take care of myself." "Oh." "I understand." "Well, let me know which hotel you're gonna be staying at." "I'm gonna need your help." "This is my last case as a public defender." "What do you mean?" "I'm joining a big law firm." "Shorter hours, more money..." "Instead of defending the indigent, I'll be defending the rich." "I'm looking forward to it." "I think." "So, remember to call me when you got a room." "On the other hand, because we got a lot of work to go over, may I should just..." "Good!" "Settled." "Man, I spent three years, Jack..." "Three years fussing with that car..." "Like I was a doctor bringing back the dead." "I tell you the horn I played" ""Ode to Joy"?" "Yes, you did." "First time out digging." "Heading for a classic car show." "You run into some dumb village jag with a license to bust your chaff" "Yeah." "I must have told you that too." "(Alright!" "Lights out!" ")" "I tell you about the time, man..." "I was running 150 women?" "Yeah, man, the south east, I had the whole south east." "As a matter of fact, no, no, I had every state in the Union, man." "About 500 women altogether." "You know, then I pushed my international connection," "Europe, you know, France, Italy..." "That's about, I think 1000 altogether." "You know, one time I even got a call from the Kremlin, man." "George Fox, special agent, FSA." "Frank O'Hare, Sargent PD." "You caught him, huh?" "Who?" "The Middle Park peeper." "Well, that's a nice collar, Fox." "The folks in the Middle Park wanna be be able to sleep tonight if a degenerate like that is behind bars." "This man is with me, he's my assistant." "Oh, any cover?" "Well, in a manner of speaking." "Actually, we're here about Paul Forrester." "Who?" "Forrester, Paul Forrester." "Is that with one R or two?" "This Paul Forrester." "Two R's." "You're holding him on a 33-11-9." "We got a fed linked to your perp with a probable jurisdiction demanding." "Now I understand." "Why didn't he say that?" "My shift is over, my replacement will help you." "That's all right, O'Hare, and many thanks for your help." "What help?" "Can I help you?" "I'm George Fox." "Special Agent, FSA." "Yeah?" "Scott, why don't you sleep in my bed tonight?" "I'll probably be up half the night working anyway so I might as well sleep on the couch." "Yeah, OK." "I appreciate this." "Professional courtesy." "Your man is in B-23." "Yeah, here he is." "Where do I sign?" " For what?" " The prisoner." "You don't!" "I'm taking him!" "I'm taking him to Washington for interrogation." "Not without proper authorization." "What?" "The rules are the rules, pal." "You want Forrester?" "You get yourself a Federal Court order, you take it to Judge Richardson's." "Federal Court?" "I don't have time for that!" " You ever heard of professional courtesy?" " Look, why don't make arrangements for Forrester's attorney" " to interrogate him here?" " His attorney?" "You got any idea at all of who or what you got down there?" " That thing isn't even human!" " He seems like a nice enough guy to me." "What kind of rules are these anyway?" "It all started with a thing called the Constitution and the Bill of Rights." "Maybe you've heard of it." "Huh..." "Yes, you Honor, I know." "Your Honor, this is a matter..." "I dug up this old tape of your Dad, let's take a look." "LIVE, AND I'M CHATTING WITH..." "GONNA SURPRISE YOU WITH A PHOTOGRAPHER..." "PERIPATETIC JOURNALIST," "NOTORIOUS ROGUE AND" "NOW, AUTHOR, PAUL FORRESTER." "HOLD IT, I SAY, DON'T ACCUSE ME OF BEING AN AUTHOR." "BUT YOU WROTE THIS BOOK." "IT'S ALL PICTURES!" "NOBODY READS ANYMORE." "WHAT'S PERIPATETIC?" "OK, OK, ALL KIDDING ASIDE." "SO, ALL THE PICTURES IN THIS WORK ARE SPECTACULAR." "THE BOARD PEOPLE OF ZAMBOANGA." "THE COAL MINERS OF APPALACHIA," "THERE'S QUITE A FEW OF BIANCA JAGGER." "YES, OF THE JET-SET TOO, AND..." "STEVEN PUTNAM." "WHO?" "COME ON, PAUL, WHERE IS HE?" "YOU CAN TELL ME, IT'LL JUST BE BETWEEN US." "PUTNAM," "PUTNAM..." "THAT NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR." "LOOK, IT'S NO SECRET THAT THEY'RE GONNA SUBPOENA YOU" "BECAUSE OF THE PICTURE IN THAT BOOK." "AREN'T YOU WORRIED?" "THAT PUTNAM?" "DO I LOOK WORRIED?" "OK, OK, LET'S TAKE A CALL." "HELLO!" "RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA!" "YOU ARE IN LES MARTIN, LIVE." "PAUL, THIS IS CAMILLE, HURRICANE CAMILLE, BERMUDA BAY INN..." "YEAH?" "CAMILLE!" "HOW YOU DOING, SWEETHEART?" "I MISS YOU, YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY THE BEST THERE IS." "THAT'S ALL." "ADMIT, FORRESTER, YOU BRIBED ONE OF THE GIRLS ON OUR SWITCHBOARD." "YEAH, I CONFESS." "BUT NOT WITH CASH." "IS THERE A CHANCE THAT YOU WILL EVER SETTLE DOWN?" "NO!" "NO, NO CHANCE..." "I'M A..." "I'M NOT INTO THAT." "A MORTGAGE, LIFE INSURANCE, CHILDREN..." "THE LAST THING I NEED IN EARTH RIGHT NOW IS TO BE TIED DOWN BY A KID." "THAT'S JUST..." "THAT'S JUST NOT ME." "THE LAST THING I NEED IN EARTH RIGHT NOW IS TO BE TIED DOWN BY A KID." "THAT'S JUST..." "THAT'S JUST NOT ME." "What's going on?" "What are you talking about?" "That man in jail who's my client, who you say is your father, is not behaving like the man on this tape." "Well, people act different on television." "Come on, it's my business to know when somebody's lying." "What's going on?" "Miss Hart?" "Yes?" "Miss Charlotte Hart?" "Yeah?" "I'm George Fox, with the Federal Security Agency, may I come in?" "Well, it's a little late." "It is about Paul Forrester." "Come to the office tomorrow." "Miss Hart," "Forrester was travelling with a kid, do you know where he is?" "He didn't say anything about a kid." "Well, miss Hart, can...?" "Miss Hart?" "I'm waiting..." "For what?" "I don't know who he was!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Paul!" "Come here!" "Hey, hey!" "What about me?" "I wanna get out of here!" "You!" "In here!" "How is it going?" "It's a zoo!" "Come on!" "Inside." "I'm Eddie Bennett from the legal clinic, I'm gonna handle your case." " I have a different..." " I have another case!" "OK?" "Now, I got the DA's Office to knock down the pandering charges to operating the concession stand without the street vendor's permit." "You're gonna be out of here in ten minutes." " I don't know..." " You're not gonna get a better deal, believe me." " No, I do believe you...!" " Look, how you earn your living is your business, mine is copping you a plea, which I did, so..." "Could we move on this?" "I'm doing four courtrooms, all at the same time..." " What I'm saying is..." " You don't like it." "What I'm trying to say is I love it!" "So tell me, Jack, what you knock my charge down to?" "I took some pictures of a protest demonstration in Moscow, and..." "I got arrested by the KGB." "Scott?" "Dad?" "Why are you dressed like that?" "It's what they gave me!" "You think it's too flashy?" "Dad, be serious!" "How did you get out of jail?" "It's called "copping a plea"." "What?" "Means they made a mistake." "Who's that?" "That's you!" "Well, it's him." "It's him." "Is that the way I look?" "No, wait!" "Wait a minute!" "Let me..." "let me do it." "OH, THEY WANTED TO KNOW TO PLANNED THE DEMONSTRATION" "AND WHERE I GOT TIPS TO..." "TAKE THE PICTURES AND ALL THAT, I ALMOST TOLD THEM..." "THE NEXT DAY THEY LET ME OUT." "PROBABLY WORRIED ABOUT PUBLICITY IN THE WESTERN PRESS." "AND THE DISSIDENTS?" "THE RUSSIAN DISSIDENTS?" "THEY'RE STILL IN PRISON." "I CAN SEE WHAT YOU MEAN WHEN YOU'D SAY" "THAT THIS WAS YOUR MOST FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE." "AND THE MOST IMPORTANT!" "HOW?" "IT MADE ME APPRECIATE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS." "THE RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH." "OF THE PRESS." "OF ASSEMBLY AND DUE PROCESS." "WHEN THAT PLANE LANDED AT JFK," "I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THIS, I GOT OUT AND KISSED THE RUNWAY." "WHOA!" "OK, SO, I KISSED THE STEWARDESS BUT THE SENTIMENT WAS THERE." "Here's your Court order." "Read it and weep." "He's not here!" "[THAT AIN'T YOUR CELL, WOOD, I KNOW YOUR CELL NUMBER]" "Did Charlotte have that magazine?" "The one with the picture?" "You mean this one?" "Good." "Good." "Let me have your sphere." "What are you going to do?" "Figure out where this picture was taken." "You're kidding?" "How?" "By the position of the stars." "Only, there is not enough arc in this picture, the way it exists." "So?" "So... watch." "Why didn't think of this before, I mean, instead of staying in jail?" "I never said I was a genius." "Wow!" "Awesome!" "Orion!" "You should see the real thing." "Yeah, anytime!" "There, we've got it." "We do?" "Yeah." "Now all we need is a local map of..." "Oh, my God!" "What are you doing?" "It's just a light trick." "My Dad is an amateur magician." "Don't lie!" "Who are you?" "Don't be afraid." "Innocent or guilty, I'm still entitled to the best defense, all right?" "It's in the Constitution." "He really is my father." "He won't hurt anybody." "Please." "I don't believe this." "Then you really didn't take that picture." "No." "Where is the real Paul Forrester?" "Here." "Among the stars." "Did you kill him?" "No." "He didn't." "So..." "You were telling the truth about Putnam, you don't know where he is." "I didn't know." "What?" "I didn't know but now I do." "I know where this picture was taken." "Will you help me?" "[APPRECIATE IT, THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS]" "No, wait a minute!" "We don't have a warrant!" "Look, friend, it was your people that let him walk out right under your noses," "Don't you start with me about warrants!" " What are you doing?" " How do we know he's in there?" "Yeah." "[OK, SO, I KISSED THE STEWARDESS BUT THE SENTIMENT WAS THERE]" "I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S GREAT TO BE A FREE MAN IN A FREE COUNTRY," "WHERE YOU DON'T HAVE THE KGB BUSTING DOWN YOUR DOOR WITHOUT DUE PROCESS." "Amen!" "Turn off?" "No, not just yet." "I don't believe I'm sitting here." "Did you have anything to do with getting yourself out of jail?" "NO." "I didn't think so." "When I went into the room where your file said you were supposed to be..." "You met Tyrone." "I met Tyrone." "He thought the whole thing was very funny." "Well, actually, so did I." "That was kind of flashy head, though." "I thought so too." "How much farther?" "Nor far." "What's wrong?" "Are we lost after all?" "I know where we are." "And I know that the picture was take somewhere near here." "But I can't take you there." "I don't think Paul Forrester would." "What do you think we're doing out here?" "Look, you wanna get out of trouble, right?" "Putnam takes the heat and you walk." "That's the way the system works." "I don't think that's what the Founding Parents had in mind." "Who?" "You know, the people in the school books?" "We the people?" "Look, you're making this much too complicated, if you don't tell the Court where he is, the police is gonna be after you from now on, that's the deal." "The deal was made by Forrester and Putnam a long time ago." "He was promised protection." "Yeah, by Paul Forrester." "And by the system." "Look, I'm the system too, OK?" "If I know where he is, I have to tell the authorities." "That's why I can't show you." "You see?" "It's not complicated at all." "Look, I'm not gonna stand here and argue the law with somebody from some place with a different system." "I've been doing this for all my life." "You just have to believe that I know what I'm talking about." "Does that mean that you are going to defend Putnam?" "Oh no, let some bright eye rookie take care of that." "No, for the first time in my career, I want a career to think about." "Sounds like somebody who doesn't believe very much in the system." "No, no, that's not what I'm saying, I never said it was perfect." "But it is the only one we've got." "And OK, it's not the greatest thing in the world but it's better than whatever's in second place." "Why don't you tell that to him?" "That's crazy, I..." "Besides, what would I say to him that would change his mind after all these years?" "You'll think of something." "Are you Steven Putnam?" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm your best possible defense." "Here it is." "I hope nobody followed you." "No, don't worry, I was careful." "Well, I guess this is good-bye." "I know you'll get Steven Putnam off." "I believe him." "And in him." "And in the system." "And in the system." "We'd better get going." "Yeah, I know." "Oh, don't forget this." "Take care of yourselves." "Whatever you do, don't double park." "No, I learnt my lesson." "When you give Tyrone his stuff back, tell him thanks for the use of his car." "I will." "Did I tell you that the horn plays "Ode to Joy"?" "Oh, Charlotte said, the system is a hell of a lot better than whatever is in second place." "What is in second place?" "Countries that don't have the Bill of Rights, I guess." "I'm glad we live in this country." "Oh, great!" " What's she doing?" " We're getting a ticket." "A ticket to what?" "It's not to something, it's for something." "Why are you doing that?" "Twenty minute limit here, Sir." "I didn't know that." "Ignorance of the law is no excuse." "Is that in the Constitution?" "Dad, just pay the two dollars." "That's an expression, it'll be more like ten." "Look, you wanna make a federal case out of this?" "You don't wanna pay the ticket?" "Go to Court!" "Tell your story to the judge." "How much did you say this was?" "Translation and subtitles by PEPPER  LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER ***" "Don't miss out on our friends' new and great adventures in forthcoming episodes." "Starman 2.0 (2017) coming out soon!"