"Um... mismatch." "Human is dead?" "Yeah." "Someone died?" "I think so." "Probably." "What does it say after that?" "The details are in Jellyman's Report #143." "Jellyman's Report?" "What's that?" "How should I know?" "But there's a weird database on this server." "What is this?" "I think." "112}" "I don't get it!" "Daru-kun?" "This doesn't make any sense!" "Die!" "Damn it!" "We should stop." "This is the first time I've had an" "I was this close to getting it!" experience." "Good job." "Take a break." "You don't have to tell me." "I'm done." "I've got canned oden." "Thanks." "Program code... So it can read IBN's proprietary programming languages or something..." "I need the IBN 5100's abilities to stop their plans." "I'd like to talk to you in detail." "This is my address." "I'll answer." "419)\fs50\be4\cHF4F4F4}There's something I want to ask you." "123)\be3\cH6A6A6B}Contact : {\cHF4F4F4}John Titor 562)\be5}There's something I want to ask you." "Comment: 0,0:01:34.08,0:01:34.12,OP Romaji,0000,0000,0000,OP" "suujuuoku mono kodou no kazu sae" "Even the world's billions of heartbeats anata ni wa matataki teido no saji na toukyuu" "Are nothing to you but a fleeting and insignificant question kako ni torawarete mirai wo nageku mo" "We may be trapped in the past or lament the future chiri hitotsu gosan wo yurusanu hitsuzen" "But predetermination does not allow the slightest mistake mugen ni hirogaru yume mo egaku mirai mo" "The infinite dreams and imagined futures before us bokutachi ni yurusareta kyoei no genri" "Are naught but vain theories we may hold 250)}yuugen sore wa futatsu no hari ga shimesu" "250)}Finitude is what the two clock hands show 0)}zankoku na yakujou to sentaku e" "0)}As they point toward a cruel destiny and choice" "Hacking to the Gate 0}dakara ima ichibyou goto ni sekaisen wo koete" "0}And now I cross the boundary between worlds each second kimi no sono egao mamoritai no sa" "Because I want to protect that smile of yours soshite mata kanashimi no nai jikan no ruupu e to" "And a loop in time without sadness will once again nomikomarete yuku kodoku no kansokusha a lonely observer Comment: 0,0:03:04.05,0:03:08.97,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @e91 0,{\pos(882,650)\cH696A86}Interpreter Comment: 0,0:03:04.05,0:03:08.97,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @eb0 0,{\be0.7\pos(1060,670)\cH66677C}Rendezvous" "650)\1cH606066}Interpreter 650)\1cH61616B}Interpreter" "650)\1cH636371}Interpreter 650)\1cH646577}Interpreter" "650)\1cH66677C}Interpreter 650)\1cH686882}Interpreter" "650)\1cH696A86}Interpreter 670)\1cH66677C}Rendezvous" "670)\1cH66677D}Rendezvous 670)\1cH67687F}Rendezvous" "670)\1cH676881}Rendezvous 670)\1cH686983}Rendezvous" "670)\1cH686984}Rendezvous 670)\1cH696A86}Rendezvous" "There's a lot here." "Both Daru and I have been working all night and haven't been home. is XXXL." "It's Feyris-chan!" "I see Okabe Rintarou!" "'Sup!" "I'll warn you." "my name is Hououin Kyouma." "that greeting is dangero—" "Suzu-san!" "too?" "when did you two meet?" "We're in the same building." "we'd at least know each other's face." "Suzu-san gave me this Rai-Net card." "Gold!" "Where are you going?" "To do the laundry." "for days." "Part-timer!" "I'll fire you." "no..." "Okabe." "Keep your hands off my part-timer." "Mr. Braun?" "Say that when Nae's around." "I dare you." "I'll seriously kill you." "Nae?" "The little squirrel?" "Don't call my daughter a squirrel!" "anyway?" "I'm not a kid." "I'm a grown-up and a soldier!" "part-time soldier." "Always remember that look. you'll be able to change classes to a true soldier— shut up." "it—" "I'm already a soldier!" "Why do I get all the weirdos?" "Bye." "too..." "That's a Mayuri habit." "I've taken to calling it the "Stardust Shake Hand." "I was wondering if I could reach the stars..." "You can't even see the stars." "the stars are still there." "Those were powerful EM waves." "A cell phone malfunction is a real possibility." "But I saw that banana." "The Phone Microwave(name subject to change) is a time machine!" "The hell it is." "Feyris-chan..." "Why did this happen to you?" "I'm closing the lid." "Daru is like the universe — constantly expanding." "Shining Finger?" "What is Titor doing?" "He told me to message him." "700)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 696)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 684)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 667)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 645)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 625)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 605)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 588)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 575)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 565)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 558)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 554)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka 553)\be5\cHEFEFEF}Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!" "Moeka" "Tell me how to reach the Super Haker... already!" "167)}You have a new message." "556)}John Titor Are you for real?" "Thank you for the message. developed by IBN." "And decoding it will require an IBN 5100." "Listen to me!" "The Future Gadget Lab will now initiate an emergency secret plan!" "what's wrong?" "Daru!" "We're about to engage in battle with an immense organization that controls the world from the shadows!" "It's SERN! and they're plotting a vast conspiracy!" "The world only needs one mad scientist!" "We must complete our quest before they do!" "I don't understand what you're saying." "we need an IBN 5100." "Then we'll decode SERN's mysterious program." "Get ready to depart!" "But Mayushii has her part-time job today." "So I get to do it alone... 484)\3cH1B1A1F\cH1B1A1F}AAA" "475)}Name : {\cHF1F1F1}Shining Finger 562)}AAA" "564)}Subject : {\cHF1F1F1}Sorry if I'm bothering you." "you're the only one I can ask..." "AAA you're the only one I can ask..." "It might be worth exchanging information." "Assistant?" "Wait." "What?" "Come with me." "Hey!" "You destroyed the jacket's shoulder... 431)\cHE4E4E4}Let's both do our best I don't have any real information." "511)\cHE4E4E4}How about you{\cH110DB9}?" "529)\cHE4E4E4}Moeka" "I don't have any real information." "Useless!" "Why are you glaring at me?" "Don't worry about it." "It's not your fault." "I'd rather you didn't blame me for your own problems." "Are you sulking?" "Mayuri was worried that you might have gotten upset." "You're too old to act like a little kid." "You're the last person I want to hear that from." "what did you want to talk to me about?" "It's simple." "Christina." "I'd like you to at least stick to calling me one thing." "The Zombie!" "Which of us isn't listening?" "How did I get involved with this guy?" "I want to punch myself for giving in to my curiosity back there." "Again?" "Are those messages that annoying?" "you wouldn't believe it... also?" "What's the Organization?" "The Organization is the Organization! controlling the world from the shadows!" "thank you very—" "What's wrong?" "N-Nothing." "it's nothing." "and I'll hit you!" "Blaming others for your own problems?" "Come with me." "I'll give you your mission." "You really think I'd follow you..." "Laundry?" "So that's where it is." "There isn't one at the hotel?" "it's a pretty nice hotel." "But it's not my style to send everything I wear to the cleaners." "thanks to me." "You should be gratef—" "No change?" "!" "Of course not." "do you?" "The answer lies in the components we find most natural." "Who would expect that hooking a cell phone to a microwave would make a time machine—" "It's not a time machine!" "That was some kind of mistake!" "Time machines only exist in science fiction." "I'll have no part of it." "Why do you try so hard to deny what you saw?" "I'm not..." "Could it be some kind of past trauma?" "it happened when she was five." "on the grassy plains of Arkansas..." "I wasn't." "Then why?" "I told you." "It's theoretically impossible." "Theories are nothing more than words." "Accept what you've seen." "I refuse." "Why are you being so stubborn?" "I said I refuse!" "I don't want... to make the same mistake as my father!" "I'm sorry." "I got emotional." "Don't worry." "I deliberately provoked you to see what you would do—" "the Phone Microwave isn't a time machine." "I understand." "I'm sorry I forced you to join the lab." "You don't have to come anymore." "But I'll tell you this..." "No one else will ever have the title of Lab Member 004." "The number will be yours forever." "What do you think you're doing?" "!" "What are you doing?" "That was a great parting speech!" "And that's what bugs me." "right?" "I'll leave." "Bye." "What?" "I'm getting you back." "You should reflect on your thoughtless action." "right." "Bye." "Wait." "Don't grab me there!" "Do you know anything about the IBN 5100?" "IBN?" "It's an old PC." "What are you going to use it for?" "You want to know?" "You do." "Jeez..." "Just a bit." "The IBN 5100 is connected to SERN's secrets. we need the IBN 5100's special functionality." "Well?" "Surprised?" "How stupid." "I'm sorry I listened." "You..." "You snorted!" "you... just you wait!" "So just you wait!" "Christina!" "There's no -tina..." "SERN is researching time travel." "We need the IBN 5100's special functionality." "Jeez..." "I told her because she said she wanted to know." "A PC?" "Yeah." "An old PC... it costs 5100 yen or something?" "5100..." "Maybe..." "Okarin!" "hey!" "Mayushii heard something amazing." "108)\blur8\t(\blur0)}No Cell Phones" "{\alphaHFF}Placeholder" "No cell phones." "108)}No Cell Phones" "Feyris-chan said she's seen the PC you're looking for." "107)}No Cell Phones 103)}No Cell Phones" "590)}No Cell Phones" "No cell phones!" "H-Hey!" "Jeez..." "That's not enough!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "What is this?" "Everyone!" "Feyris-nyan!" "We're starting the Feyris Cup daytime group!" "do your best to beat Feyris and win a special Nyan Nyan Omelet Rice!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "Feyris Nyan Nyan!" "What is this?" "Okarin!" "Mayuri..." "What's going on here?" "Some kind of space-time distortion?" "it's the Feyris Cup." "Feyris-chan is going to play Rai-Net Battler with everyone." "Kyouma!" "too?" "Feyris can play up to ten at a time." "So there's still..." "I refuse!" "the IBN 5100!" "Where is it?" "Well..." "I'll tell you if you play." "Don't be stupid!" "The entire future of the planet's ruling structure depends on this!" "Some stupid game— but you'll have to leave." "and you're having your master leave?" "The IBN 5100..." "I'm not listening!" "There's no time." "but I'll have to go all out." "You're really confident." "can you win?" "Feyris-tan is one of the country's best players." "Can I win?" "You should be asking Feyris that." "I have a plan that's never failed." "A plan?" "Plan Code:" "G-B-A-C-K." "I call it G-Back!" "That sounds pretty amazing!" "This'll be fun. you may not survive." "Kyouma?" "Let's make this clear:" "you tell me everything." "Understood?" "The cat ears never lie." "I'll teach you... 1000)}...that you just can't beat some opponents!" "I lose!" "Fast!" "Mayushii is disappointed." "What was your plan?" "Who knows?" "like he was self-destructing." "Jibaku?" "G-Back..." "G-Back?" "thank you very much." "However!" "What?" "Feyris." "He recovers quickly." "you're arrogant." "you'd tell me what you know." "I never cared about winning." "Is that right?" "I don't really remember..." "Remember it!" "It was my brilliant plan!" "one of the two." "Shut up!" "Where's the IBN 5100?" "I don't know..." "You don't know?" "but it's gone." "you..." "Is that the secret move the Question-Dodge?" "How did you know?" "Kyouma." "You saw through my Ignoring Shoulder." "Is that really it?" "Yeah." "I'm pretty sure the last time I saw it was at an Akihabara shrine." "Shrine? Thank you for messaging us all the way from Japan. the IBN 5100 can analyze certain special programming languages." "He was serious?" "A computer?" "I'll have to ask my father." "An IBN 5100." "tell him it's an old computer." "All right." "I'll ask him." "I'm counting on you." "End with the code words." "E-El..." "Psy Congri..." "It's Congroo!" "Hello?" "It's Makise." "Makise?" "I don't remember any Makise's." "Where did we meet?" "Paris?" "London?" "Akihabara." "I just saw you!" "What?" "It's my assistant?" "Just say "Christina"!" "There's no -tina!" "You're as loud and bossy as ever." "Whose fault is that?" "Whose?" "What do you want?" "Where are you now?" "Why do you care?" "No reason." "I'm heading to Yanabayashi Shrine..." "What was that?" "Harassment?" "Was that harassment?" "What was that call about?" "I just asked where you were." "No one called you." "No one called me." "I'm back!" "Did you ask him?" "he said that we have that PC here." "Really?" "PC?" "Do you mean an IBN 5100?" "Yes." "who is this?" "My assistant." "the IBN—" "Wait!" "What kind of introduction is that?" "And I'm not your assistant!" "I'm not here to introduce you." "It wouldn't even take ten seconds." "you know that?" "my assistant." "right." "I'm your assistant." "So who are you?" "U-Urushibara Ruka." "How old are you?" "Seventeen this year." "One year younger than I am." "Am I?" "Makise-san." "You're pretty." "No..." "Not nearly as pretty as you." "Um..." "I'll call my dad." "huh?" "What do you mean?" "I never thought it would happen." "Wh-What do you mean?" "the person who donated this told us... a young man would appear who needed it." "So take good care of it." "I think?" "So that's it..." "It's fate." "The choice of Steins Gate!" "That again?" "IBN 5100 Portable Computer." "This is it." "Is that right?" "could we borrow it?" "Certainly." "Thank you." "We're carrying this back!" "Help me!" "But I refuse." "Christina!" "and there's no -tina!" "I'll get a cart." "after you lent this to us." "assistant!" "Show some respect for others!" "Show some respect?" "You really just said that?" "huh?" "too." "please." "Wait just a moment." "You have a nice father." "You think so?" "I don't want to make the same mistake as my father!" "What?" "Nothing." "I'm sorry!" "The cart is broken." "Why do I have to do this with you?" "Shut up and carry it." "We've got a long way to go." "Hey..." "What?" "It's nothing!" "What's with your provocations?" "Wait!" "I'll have to walk backwards!" "assistant!" "I can't..." "I can't do this walking backwards!" "assistant!" "Thanks for the words of support." "But no!" "I suggest we walk sideways!" "we need to!" "I'm going to trip!" "Comment: 0,0:22:09.86,0:22:09.90,ED Romaji,0000,0000,0000,ED" "juuni no shinri nogarerarenai 500)}We cannot escape the 12 merciless truths and the controlled oath we took" "500)}ansoku no asu wo negattara 500)}If we wish for a tomorrow full of rest" "500)}te no naka no toutoi jishou no chihei he 500)}to be given to the precious event horizon in our hands" "500)}{\3cH646145}toraware shi meiyaku arawareta gishou no rinkaku 500)}{\3cH646145}the promise we made in captivity turns out to be a phantom" "0)}{\3cH646145}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 0)}{\3cH646145}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 500)}{\3cH3E534A}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "250)}{\3cH3E534A}habatake butterfly 250)}{\3cH3E534A}A flapping butterfly" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}kiseki no butterfly 500)}{\3cH3E534A}A miraculous butterfly" "0)}{\3cH3E534A}anata he sasageru 0)}{\3cH3E534A}I will consecrate them to you" "250)}{\3cH456457}namida no butterfly 250)}{\3cH456457}A butterfly of tears" "250}{\3cH456457}mabushii butterfly 250}{\3cH456457}A radiant butterfly" "0)\3cHCEAD77)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 0)\3cHCEAD77)}Everything may now be rewritten" "2000)\3cH7E3F63)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 2000)\3cH7E3F63)}Everything may now be rewritten"