"Ok!" "What do we do with the rest of this shit?" "Forty seconds left!" "Take it all!" "Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec" "Now let's welcome the main man Johnny Henriksen!" "Gaute Ormåsen, will you play a song for us?" "Shut up, guys." "Listen to the music!" "Hi!" "Lars." "Lars Olafsen, Chairman of the Board for the Flame award." "Not many business decisions are made in this town without him." "Lars Olafsen... here?" "The Entrepreneur?" "Torgeir Lien." "A great honor." "You know I am Norwegian?" "Yes." "I'm Sorry." "I've seen you before." "You climb down on the Center?" "No, I climb your course." "The Gründergreiene." "Yes. "Lutefisk"." "Here?" "What do you say, Alf?" "Would you like to try something new?" "You've got everything, Yes?" "Yes." "Change is nice." "We're talking about having lutefisken here this year." "Here?" "But what about the Fjellstuggu?" "We're at your restaurant every year." "But it is tradition." "Traditions are good." "It was... innovation." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "If you take away my dinner, maybe I will have to talk to someone." "isn't exactly from the liquor store." "I must inform the Integration Department." "This is not very good." "What do we think of Johnny Henriksen?" "An important contributor to the community." "And the Flamingo?" "they serve the best dry cod in the whole of southern Norway!" "Look there, Yes!" "It was not that hard, you know!" "Here we see the graphic images from yesterday's robbery, where four men dressed as Justin Bieber ..." "Who robs a bank dressed up like a teen idol?" "now you're falsely ridiculing young Justin." "His last record has a lot of catchy hits." "You have been a ' belieber '?" "after he began to work with Usher, he evolved." "soI thinkhe knowssilenceisgolden." "This is all the liquor we have." "Roy coldn't make it yesterday." "It is true." "He called and said he was sick." "not that I'm a health nut, but the doctor advised me to exercise my back." "There is something that can help: zumba." "It is a bit like that capoeira-like?" "You can get a free trial hour if you want to." "For free?" "Let's talk." "Hi, everyone!" "My name is Arthur, and together we're going to dance and work out zumba!" "So we roll with your hips, you guys!" "I think I'm wrong, I'm looking for the zumba." "You are at the zumba now." "Got the impression that it was martial arts." "Huh?" "Come on!" "Join in!" "You guys have a good time." "Good!" "Hi!" "What's your name?" "Roy." "Quick learner!" "Hips, ass, hips, ass ..." "Like that, Yes!" "Nice!" "And so with the arms." "Look at Roy!" "Way to go!" "You're good." "It's all the riding on the bike." "I used to lie down in the turns." "It is like oil for the hips." "Wow!" "You're here?" "Talk to the guys down at the tattoo parlour." "They said that you came to pump a little iron." "Yes, that's part of the rehab." "I've been so stressed lately." "I've had an accident, I'm waiting on disability." "Ok." "Ok,I'mgoingtodeliver." "But if my back goes out, you get to pay the physiotherapist!" "I'm a hundred meters from the top, and I take off my boot and sock." "I look down at my toe." "It is black as night." "There is gangrene." "I take off the cap of my toe and put it behind a rock at 8740 altitude." "then I started up." "It was dark out, but ..." "I did not give up 39,240. never give up!" "Question?" "Yes." "I was just wondering the entrepreneur fund, at Innovation Norway." "How much can you apply for?" "To the point!" "I like that." "It's a lot of money." "Good lecture." "Well, thank you very much." "seems exciting, this." "Yes." "Why haven't you applied for money?" "Flamingo, you're the perfect case." "I am going to email some info to your boss." "Yes." "Fine." "Caretogo forabeer ?" "Could talk a little more about business, since we are entrepreneurs, both of us." "I'm not really the type for beer." "Me neither." "See you at the lutefisk dinner." "Yes, you will." "I'm looking forward to it." "You know what?" "Me too." "Sure I can't buy you a beer?" "You've learned something today." "Never give up!" "Go out in the world!" "Go get them!" "I will." "Can I get a beer?" "Do you have snuff for me too?" "I just have like that loose snuff." "And haven't you eaten chocolate with the paper on?" "make sure you don't swallow it, because then you may be a little ill." "Get a lot of ladies talking about the small things do you?" "Thanks for that!" "I was sort of leary to get up on the horse again." "Did you just call me a horse?" "No, it was just like a... metaphor" "I know a few people that have had mental blocks on getting women and stuff like that." "Wow!" "Did you rob a bank, or what?" "Won at poker." "I am good at reading people." "But that you may have noticed?" "Where is that the game going on?" "Down at the Club I run." "The Flamingo." "Would like to invite you, but you know ..." "It's a guy thing." "Well, good night." "Good night, then." "Do you like to the spoon?" "No." "Today I dressed like the most beautiful thing that exists in nature, a sperm." "this is because sperm is still taboo in many cultures." "We must take away the taboos." "Just push them away." "We have a big problem here in the community," "and that is that we have far too few sperm donors with non-Western backgrounds it was Ali from NRK, Norway who made me aware of the problem." "Yes." "My wife and I have been trying to have children for many years without success." "so we went here to the fertility clinic." "To get a specimen for artificial insemination." "but there was not any specimen, Ali." "Was that it?" "they didn't have ... biological material of my type." "Hush, hush, hush!" "Hush, hush, hush!" "I know that this is unfamiliar to many of you." "but now we're in Norway, and in Norway the ones that have a lot, share with those who have little." "Sperm too." "Now say hi the beautiful girl." "Hi, Susan!" "Hi!" "Not everybody has the Norwegian mindset that you have." "Yo, Jan?" "When is it I am getting my room?" "Room?" "Yes." "It said that the winner will be given a single room." "I have maxed out my credit card so. ..." "Can we talk about it later?" "Yes." "' Chairman of the Board of the Flamingo-the group is nominated for the Flame award. '" "Do you have to split the cost?" "You must keep in mind that you are here as a private person, Ali, not a reporter." "Should've been at the Tacorama last night, but he never showed up." "I had to eat everything all by myself." "I had a hard time, you might say." "I know that smile." "Was there any meat on the hook last night?" "Congratulations, Torgeir!" "What's the guy's name?" "She was fucking hot, I'm telling you." "had me a little snuff, and then there was a few bubbles in the tub." "Made a hickey on her and ..." "Hickey?" "Are you in the sixth grade?" "The internet guys are coming in the morning." "Let me know if you need help." "No, it's fine." "Been to the Center and pumped a little iron." "Saw you through the window." "Yes, Yes, Yes." "Just forget it!" "Armed Police!" "Illegal gaming, I see!" "Stay calm!" "Let me see your hands now." "Money." "Don't take it!" "It is my private money!" "Anybody else want to get in our way?" "No?" "A Good Thing!" "Then there will be fines to all!" "Cut it out!" "Au!" "I have prolapse!" "The idiot here, take to the station!" "You can't keep me here just for the sake of some card games." "Got any pain killers." "My back is totally fucked up." "It is a birth control pill." "Holy shit!" "Tellmeaboutyourrelationtothe Flamingo." "There is no relationship." "I'm just a happy customer." "Oh?" "Is that a hickey you have there?" "You sniff, too, Yes?" "Here, it's me that asks the questions." "Do you understand?" "Yes, but we are not especially fond of the noise in the media." "You Got It?" "Borda cannot be left like that." "Olafsen likes feng shui, so they have to harmonize." "that's the wisdom of Chinese furniture." "When do we move the borda, then." "so we took treats to some guys and got them to vote our way." "Ya, ya, ya, I know him." "Biggest influence in the whole of southern Norway." "well ... there's only one thing I can think of like that on the spur of the moment." "It took its time." "Shut up, buddy!" "Hi." "Thank you." "You guys need to get some magazines with younger ladies." "Now there will be a new method of family reunification cases." "You are a bad man." "Thank you so much." "Nature needs a hand once in a while." "Howdy!" "Are you out again?" "Yes." "And Yes, I see." "Had to have backup in case you were sitting in a while." "It is strange that the police chick could know about the poker game." "Yes, it is. ..." "It's crazy, ass." "Yes." "You know what I think?" "That someone has slept with her." "An idiot that didn't get it for a while." "And so, he's become so fucked up that he has started to rant about things he shouldn't." "I had no idea that the woman was a cop." "Unlock the door!" "Open the door!" "Don't try to leave!" "You can thank yourself, asshole!" "He was probably pissed off because we shopped without him." "It looks more like salted fish, Yes." "You Know what?" "What we do now, is that we turn this around, and so we say:" "welcome to salted fish, team!" "Johnny, we have received your application for support from Gasellefondet." "might be fun to hear a little bit about the operation." "I'm glad you asked about just that." "PowerPoint!" "Check the Gordon Gekko briefcase .." "Why is the Flamingo a business Gasellefondet should support?" "Five words:" "we are ... innovative!" "we are ... innovative!" "We e. .." "we are into ..." "Innovative, I have told you, but ... have to turn ..." "Yes, you guys are fucking at least innovative." "The Fund would like to put a few million in your club." "There is one reason: you!" "You heard of Kurt Nilsen?" "Norwegian who won the ' World Idol '." "He's a bit like you." "He is a plumber, does not look particularly good ..." "The point is that he's against the odds, but he has the magic." "Just like you." "only one ... small thing ..." "Your manager ..." "I understand that you like him." "I liked my toe as well." "He is your black toe." "Goodbye, girls!" "Goodnight!" "we're going to the top here, you know, right?" "Chomo Lungma, you know." "No hassle for you to get you to the top." "You have the people who bear the load." "For those of us like myself, then it is not so easy." "Welcome to the Flamingo kickoff employee celebration." "The idea is that Martin takes over as General Manager." "Martin, the Helm is yours!" "Flamingo." "It's a cool Club in Lillehammer, Norway?" "It's a cool Club in Lillehammer." "You got that right." "But my job, it is to improve." "Look at the logo." "Pink." "Flamingos are pink." "Yes." "But what do we want to convey?" "Very un-Norsk, no local Foundation." "We would get a huge boost by changing the name." "I think Johnny is happy with the name." "Fine." "But now it's test phase, right?" "Yes." "This is my vision." "An Owl?" "Is it the new logo?" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen." "It is a draft, Yes." "Ugly, I think we are saying." "It is a bird of prey that hunts on mice, and knows how to get what it wants." "We threw some ideas up here." "They didn't land so good." "Good luck to you!" "It's free time for the Nordic countries." "Do you understand?" "Here like that ..." "Away with all of it here." "It is absolutely amazing Harry." "Here we put the catwalk, right?" "I figured the beginning of our partnership could have gone better." "We're going jogging in the morning." "Would you like to join us..." "You're a funny guy." "I was thinking more ..." "Then ... is that a musical?" "Oh Yes." "I don't see many films." "I'm more like a tv-type." "Two and a Half Men, have you seen it?" "It's a must see." "You'll love it." "Johnny, we have great plans here!" "What about the new manager?" "There is one thing I should have told you." "I ..." "I just thought she wanted to play cards ..."