"[thunder crashes] [laughs evilly] [sawing]" "[electricity crackles]" "It's alive!" "[thunder crashes] [laughs evilly] [smooches] [laughs evilly]" "7x02" " Link's Sausages" "Gladys, it is time." "Oh, no." "I'm not going out like a bitch." " Wha... what are you doing?" " Kicking your ass is what I'm doing." " No, you aren't." "You're going out like a bitch." " That's the thigh-master" " [bleep] Oh, Reaper." " Oh, Gladys." " Oh, Reaper. [bed squeaking]" " Grandma?" "[whimpering] [engine sputtering] Come on, come on. [screams]" "You're gonna flood the engine." "Don't pump the gas." "[engine sputtering] Could be your carburetor." "Pop the hood." " Try it again. [screams]" " Sounds like..." " your carburetor." " Just checked." "Looks fine." " fuel pump, maybe." " I could just call the auto club." "[screams] Did you check the distributor cap?" " It rained last night." " Yep, there's water in it." "Okay, try it now." "[engine turns over] You fixed it." "Wow, thank you." "So, you know what we're gonna do now, right?" " Whoo!" "Best night ever!" " Best friends ever." " Best ice cream ever." " You guys got anywhere to be?" " Actually..." " Yeah, right here." "Let's cruise." "[tires squeal] [monotone] Drop your weapon." "You have five seconds to comply." "[gun cocks] You have four seconds to comply. [screaming]" "Get away from me!" " Edward 209, what do you think you're doing?" " He didn't drop the gun, mama." " He did drop the gun." " Aw, I'm sorry, mama." "You're coming home with me now." "You have five seconds to comply. [gun cocks]" " Okay, mama." "You have four seconds to comply." " But I said "okay, mama."" " See how it feels, Edward?" " What the [bleep] is going on?" " Bud." " Why." "Guys, I have cirrhosis of the liver." " Bud." " Why?" "Because I have a drinking problem." "Well, after crossing the freeway, base jumping off a cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war," " we finally found my reptar doll." " Tommy, what are you doing in the street?" "Oh, thank god." "They've been lost for hours." "Where were they?" "Stu, a word." "[muffled] What the [bleep] Stu?" " [muffled] Well, I'm sorry." "The babies escaped, and I ..." " Escaped?" " They're babies, you sack-less moron." " I was downstairs, working on" " a new toy, and they just ..." " Oh, a new toy." "Never mind, then." "Didi, if you keep ridiculing my work," " I-I swear to god ..." " What?" "You'll hit me?" " Ooh, you're such a man. [crashes]" " Didi, stop." "I'll be the man. [thudding, crashing] See, Stu?" "I'm the man!" "[man sobbing] I want a divorce." "These Al-Qaeda drivers are the best, and they plan to smuggle" " a nuclear device across the Mexican border." " Gonna have to fight fire with fire." " You don't mean ..." " That's right." "We're gonna need the baddest, brashest, ballsiest hot-shit drivers in the world, and I know just the assholes." "[Cheering] [engine revs]" "[engine revving] [cranking, pounding]" " Whoooo-ee." " Your country needs you." "You in?" "Me and uncle Sam, we haven't always" " seen eye-to-eye." " We want our records scrubbed clean." " Full pardons." " One last job, and then we're out." "I'm really confused, and I want to go home." " Go team!" "[moans]" " I-I-I-I don't [groans] [car whirring] Nice remote-control car, you eccentric bitch." " I'm gonna step on it." " When people try to put me down, I use Punky power." " "Punky power"?" " [groans] It's what she calls" " "believing in yourself."" " Actually, Punky power [demonic voice] is this." "[screaming] Oh, no." "I've heard of this." "The elders in my world spoke of the chosen one from Earth who would possess ultimate power." "I will destroy the world with Punky power." "Stop this, Punky." " Don't destroy the world." " I was abandoned in a grocery store." "Why shouldn't I destroy the world?" "It doesn't need me." "But I need you, Punky." "You're like my real daughter, and I would never abandon you ..." " Never!" " Do ... [normal voice] do you mean it?" "[panting] What should I do with the body?" "Who cares?" "She's not my real daughter." "By the power of Grayskull..." "I have the power!" "Hey, could you not have the power at 3:00 A.M.?" "Some of us have to wake up in three hours, for [bleep] sake." "Nothing more for you here," " Agent Starling." "Fly, fly, fly." " I bit my wrist." " Look at the blood!" "[gags]" " Agent Starling!" "Multiple miggs will suffer for that." "Buffalo Bill went by an alias once." "Mofet." "M-o-f-e-t." "Go now!" " I really cut my wrists this time." " Are you hurt?" " Blammo!" "[gags]" " Agent Starling!" "I didn't think Miggs could manage again so soon." "The answer is in the file." " What does Buffalo Bill covet?" "Go now!" " You want to adopt a kitten?" " Where'd you get a kitten?" " It's from my dick!" "[Gasps]" "Agent Starling!" "Are you retarded, Agent Starling?" "Stop letting Miggs hit you with his spooge." "Look, Bill hates his own identity and he thinks that makes him a transsexual." "Go now!" "Want to see a magic trick?" " Well, I like magic." " Abracadabra!" "[gags] Agent Starling!" "Miggs must have horse balls or something." "I've never seen anything like it." "Look, Buffalo Bill wasn't born a killer." "He was made one through years of systematic abuse." "Go now!" "Agent Starling!" "The exit is right here." "I don't think she's gonna catch that guy." "You know, Mr. Mayor, more than just children celebrate Halloween." "So this year, why don't we cater" " our celebration to adults?" " What do you mean?" "♪ When you're a child, Halloween is so sweet ♪" "♪ haunted houses, candy, and treats ♪" "♪ but after you turn 18, there's a brand-new reason for Halloween ♪" "♪ this is grown-up Halloween, this is grown-up Halloween ♪" "♪ grown-up, grown-up, Halloween, Halloween ♪" "♪ I am the girl who's dressed like a bee ♪" " # that's not a bee, I've seen a bee # - # I am the herpes in her underwear, #" " # ready to jump out and give you a scare # - # Powerpuff Girls drink from #" " # a flask shared by a douche in a Nixon mask # - # I don't have a condom on me #" "♪ [bleep] it, this is hallow[retches] ♪" "♪ this is grown-up Halloween, this is grown-up Halloween ♪" "♪ grown-up, grown-up, Halloween ♪" "♪ Halloween ♪ [screams] [coos] Our baby will be safe now." "On Earth, he'll be a god amongst men." "[beeping, air hissing]" "To think, you've found a way to stock enough food and oxygen to last his long journey." "I just shot a dead baby into space." "In other news, a topographical map of eternia has finally been completed." " Snake Mountain is the tallest peak in eternia." " It better not be." "[indistinct conversations] Come on, man." " There's clif bar wrappers everywhere now!" " Littering is evil, Skeletor." "We're evil." "What's the problem?" "Ohh, I don't want to have this debate with you again, Evil-lyn." "You're talking about cartoon evil, not real-world evil, which is essentially" " a heightened narcissism." " Put it in your dissertation, professor." " Wha... there are laws!" " Bro, we are gonna summit this thing, dude." "Hope you [bleep] die, dude." "Mother[bleep]." "When we blow up the peak of Snake Mountain," " it will cease to be the highest point in eternia." " That seems like cutting off" " your nose to spite your face." " Well, I've done that, too, and I think the results speak" " for themselves." " # He was born in the land of avion #" "♪ with feathers on his arms ♪" "♪ and a sweet-ass manly beard right from year one ♪" "♪ his mother called him Stratos ♪" "♪ his dad called him collect ♪" "♪ after never coming home from a beer run ♪" "♪ each cloud is a confidant ♪" " Get... off... my... mountain!" " Oh!" "Aah!" "Ou... [laughs] There!" "Light the fuse." "[fuse sizzling] "Once I'm a safe distance away" is the rest of that sentence!" " My arm!" "It's stuck!" " Me too!" "It's "127 hours," man." " We're Franco-ed." "We're Franco-ed!" " We're not cutting off our" " arms, jackass." "Someone will find us." " Yeah, but if we wait too long, we won't have the strength to chew through the bone and tendon." "Yeah, let's have a little less "beast" and a little more "man."" "[yawns] Son of a bitch!" "He... wait, he's a hero." "He did this for me." "He sacrificed his arm so I wouldn't have to." "[whimpers] Oh, that Stratos douche was right." "The spirit of the mountain ... wait, hey, I have tear ducts?" "Well, nothing to do" " but wait for Beast-man to bring help." " Where's Skeletor?" "[farts] [groans] Sometimes you are too much beast." "Sure, I've heard." "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪ ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk." " How did you know that would work?" " I didn't." " Oh... [smooching]" " Ugh, that is vile!"