"How's everything on the home front?" " I mean, it's been tough." " You have to worry about Rob, and how you could be strong and better for you, and now your baby." "Don't you want to get your" " together?" " I do." "We're gonna go out of town for a month." " Is Scott going?" " No." "This is gonna be, like, the longest I'm away from" " the kids and Kourt ever." " How do you feel?" "Well, I'm kind of anxious." "Any time I have too much time on my hands, I'm not exactly sure what to do." "Gabbana, go in and get it." "I accidentally threw the ball in the Jacuzzi, and she just, like," " can't figure it out." " Is she in there just" " chilling?" " It's right there, isn't it?" "Just get on the step." "Look." " I know, I'm trying to show you." " I don't get it." "You'll jump in a pool, you won't jump in a three-foot hot tub?" "There's a staircase here!" "She went on the step, you guys." "Uh-oh, gettin' it." " Good girl, finally!" " There you go." " Yeah!" "Good girl!" " This dog's a champion." "Oh, Northie, come here right now!" " Oh..." " Northie!" "Aah!" "Hello!" "Why are you so cute?" " What am I gonna do?" " Say hi" " to Uncle Robbie." " Did you say hi to" "Uncle Robbie?" "Hey." "See what happens when you go in hiding for three years?" "So how the hell are you," " Haberstran?" " I'm good." "Are you and, like, Chyna better, though?" "Yeah, we're, like, completely all good." " Oh, good." " Yeah, everything's good." "You know what I was thinking, guys?" "MJ's birthday is coming up, and I thought we could all go down there and have dinner with her for her birthday." "And we could take her to the races the next day at Del Mar" " racetrack." " She likes that?" "Her favorite thing to do is go to the races." " Can I bring the kids?" " Yeah." " I'm in." " She would love that." "And Kourtney's going to be back from her trip, so she'll bring her kids, too." "But we could go down and take her to dinner." "And we'll invite Chyna so she can get to know her a little better, too." "Yeah, that would be so much fun." "I really think it's important that we go and celebrate my mom's birthday with her and bring the whole family." "Rob hasn't seen her in a long time, so with Rob coming..." "And if Chyna comes with him..." "I think she would really, really" " be excited." " Why do you have a bowl" " of marbles?" " The bowl of marbles represents how many weekends I have left in my life." " What?" " How do you know," " though?" " Assuming I would live" " till 80 or 85." " What happens when you" " have four marbles left?" " I know." "I didn't think about it like that." " Like, that's horrible." " Is that why they say" " you're losing your marbles?" " I'm losing my marbles." "That's where the term comes from." " Turn left." " Oh, shut up!" " Hi." " Fresh shave?" "Laser?" "I get laser hair removal." "Look..." " You look real shiny." " You can't see my hair?" "I have hair..." "little stubs?" "Look, you can." " No." "Nothing." " They're little, but look how thin they are." "See?" "How is real estate?" "Like, flipping?" "Is that, like, preoccupying your" " time and stuff?" " No, I mean, listen, all the real estate stuff is great." "It's just at the end of the night, when I lay my head down on the pillow and I'm alone, and it's, like, I know my kids are across the country, I just feel, like, super alone sometimes." "It's just tough, 'cause, like, I see pictures she posted, and, like, she'd send me videos of the kids, and I'm just, like..." " That's good, though." " It's amazing." "I don't want it any other way." "But then it just makes me miss" " them more and more." " I get it's hard for" "Scott to be away from Kourt and the kids, but Kourtney and Scott are co-parenting, and this has to be their new normal..." "Them having separate family vacations." "But that doesn't mean that he should let this dictate his happiness." "He can't just be miserable 'cause his kids are with their mom." "It's just sad." "Like, it's just weird when, you know, memories are happening and I'm not there." "And that's usually when I get, like, upset." "I think we all have our, like, individual style that we just wear every single day." "Kim's into kimonas..." "What's a "kimona"?" "Kimon-o." " Kimono, kimono." " Do you want me to tell you what your style is... you wear black?" "No, no, can I tell you what her style is?" " Your style, yeah." " Whatever I wear." "You guys, I'm worried about Scott." "I feel like he's in, like, kind of like a low point in his life with Kourtney and the family gone." "And you just, like, get in a rut and you stay in it." "Don't you know about that lifestyle?" " I do." " Right." "I like it when he was always really dressed up." "It reminded me of, like, the Frank Sinatra days." "Well, I mean, I miss the Lord version of Scott." "He needs to shave and wear a pocket scarf." "No, the beard has changed his life, so he could be the Lord in other ways." "The last that I remember that" "Scott was, like, fun and silly was when he embodied the Lord." "With this crown, I crown you Scott Disick, the new" "Lord of the Manor." " Long live His Lordship." " What's up, London?" " Lord Disick is here!" " He was always dressed to the nines and was always, like, really elaborate," " over the top." " Going up." "That looks great, Scott." "Hello, ladies and gentlemen." "Tonight we dine like gentlemen!" "But I feel like lately Scott's been, like, forgetting to have fun and takes life too seriously." "So I do wish that we got some more of the Lord version of" "Scott." "And maybe help him find some happiness just for him." "When you talk to me, what do you... what's your focal point?" "Like, what do you stare at?" "I don't know." "Nothing bad." " Oh, are you sure?" " Yeah." "'Cause you look at my teeth a lot." "And I'm wondering is something in them?" "It's hard for me to talk to somebody..." "What..." "You just looked at my teeth again." " What's in them?" " Nothing, they're good." " Edamames." " Thank you." "So what's going on with Miss North?" " Thank you." " She had her second violin lesson today." "She loves it." " That's so cute." " She's, like, so obsessed." "The teacher was like, "She's"" "gonna learn to read music before she can read the alphabet."" "That's so cool." "Sophia's like, "North is so"" "lucky." "Her dad is gonna teach her how to sing, like how Daddy teaches the boys how to play basketball." So cute." "Do you have to do the boys' hair?" "No, the boys do their own hair." "You just have to keep their hair short." "Then you don't have to worry about it." "Yeah." "But Sophia's hair is, like, work." "Like, Sophia just started not crying when I wash her hair, 'cause it would get so, like, knotty." "And, like, brushing through the back part of her hair was always, like, work." "I've got to figure out how to do North's hair." "I can do her hair in a ponytail or a bun." "That's cute." "I love her hair in a bun." "But she'll be like, "I want a braid like Elsa!"" "I like how they love Elsa." "Totally, but I'm not that good at braiding her hair, and I really want to learn how." "North is so proud of her curly hair, but she's very opinionated on how she wants to wear her hair." "And as a mom, you don't want to have to tell her, "I don't know how to do your hair."" "It's, like, such a prideful thing to be able to make her look pretty and make her feel confident." "It's important to me." "North said to me, "Mama, you"" "want curly hair?" And I said yeah, and she goes," ""Okay, how you get curly hair, you get a spray bottle, and you"" "go ch-ch-ch, and you scrunch, scrunch, scrunch." ""And that's how you get good curls."" "And I'm like, "Okay." She already knows how" " to do her own hair." " Okay." "That's so freakin' cute." "Oh, my God, there's a mouse filter!" "When I'm a mouse." "The dog filter doesn't work." "What's this new Snapchat on Instagram?" "I don't know." "I don't like change." "I just got used to this Snapchat." " Hey, guys." " Hey, Mom." " Hey, L.D." " What in God's name are" " you doing?" " This is for you." " We're bringing back the Lord." " What the..." "Yeah." "This is epic." "Ep-ic!" "We miss the Lord, okay?" "So bring it back." "My mom and I decided that we want to try to prevent any more of our family members from being, like, stuck in a dark, sad place." "So why not show Scott his old" "Lord swag and see if he misses it the way we miss the Lord." " You know what this is." " Is that from the" " Hamptons?" " Yes, it is." "You guys don't call me a hoarder for nothing." " Look how gorgeous you are." " I've always wanted to" " wrap myself in velvet." " That was on the" " flagpole?" " Yes." "I never knew you guys wanted the Lord back so bad." "I actually thought the Lord was a bit on the obnoxious side." "Oh!" "Oh." " Oh, my God." " Okeydokey." "I'm not mad." "But the Lord does..." " bring out another side of me." " Oh, my God." "This is exactly what I'm talking... about." "I'm not gonna lie." "Seeing all my old, uh, Lord paraphernalia feels pretty good." "I mean, I just felt like when I was a lord, I was flying all over the world, getting in trouble." "But if everybody wants it, I'm more than happy to bring it back." " Look what I found." " Wow." "This is almost like..." " Look." " Bone with a horse" " handle." " Look." "Yeah." "Let me see if I still got it." "Yeah." "Ah, ho, ho, ho!" "I appreciate you guys wanting the Lord back." "Getting me excited, really is." "Chyna." "Hey, Khloe wants to ask you" " something." " I have a real question." "So, I want to know how to, like, isolate my upper thighs and make them, like, wiggle." " Okay." " How do I do that?" "You just, like, kind of, like, wiggle your legs." " Am I doing it?" " Like your thigh" " muscles." " Am I doing it?" " She's wearing jeans." " You can't have on" " jeans, though." " Oh, okay." "And then, once that wiggles, then your ass wiggles." "Yes!" "Okay, you got to... you got to really t-teach me in-depth." "No, I'll show you, it's super easy." "Oh, good!" "Good!" "Okay." "Thank you." " Bye." " Y'all are so fun." "All right." "I'll call you later." "It is really nice that my sisters and I are forming a better relationship with Chyna." "And it's just good to have no bad energy or tension within the family, that everyone is just smooth and cordial, and this is what family is." " Well, hello there." " Should we go in your" " room?" " Hi," " Roberto." " Hey, my little friend." " Wait, your bed looks smaller." " Well, that's 'cause" " it's covered in pillows." " Leave my pillows alone." "So, what are you two doing?" "Um..." "MJ's birthday is on Tuesday." "And we're all going to this horse race because" "Mom met my dad at the Del Mar racetrack, and, like, she's told us this story every day." " That's..." " I don't know if I could" " do that." " What?" "I can't go to the horse races and stuff." "I just don't feel comfortable wearing the same shirt, and" " shorts, and sandals, and a hat." " If you wear sweats," "I'll wear sweats." "What do I care?" "I'm just not comfortable." " 'Cause what?" " 'Cause of my weight, I'm" " just not comfortable, like..." " So you're not coming" " to San Diego?" " I..." "I mean, I might." " Might not." " Obviously, I know clothes is a big deal and you want to feel comfortable, but I also want Rob to come and kind of push himself to make these memories." "My grandmother is, you know, turning 82, and God forbid anything were to happen, I think he would be really upset with himself about that." "Rob, you said you were gonna come." " I know." " It's your grandmother's 82nd birthday." "How could you not go?" "I don't know." "" " I got rid of the" "Bugatti." "I should buy a fighter jet, no?" "You know, if I'm gonna get my Lord back on, I think I definitely need to bring Lord Airways into the mix." " I need a plane already." " Only 40 million bucks." " No big deal." " If you didn't want to come to San Diego, 'cause you were, like, insecure and couldn't find anything to wear, we can, like, find a stylist to" " get you, like, stuff." " Yeah." "You have to, like, start getting up and getting dressed and, like, getting motivated." "Being in London brings back so many memories of being royal, and I just feel like I need a plane already." "This is the only thing I've never gotten." "Being back in London definitely reminds me of my roots." "And when I say "roots," I mean my lordship, where I became the" " Lord." " You should get that" " one." " Wow, look at that thing." "I think Khloe and Kris are right." "I need to let the Lord back out." "And going shopping at the biggest air show in the world is not a bad place to start." "I got rid of the Bugatti." " I should buy a fighter jet, no?" " Imagine trolling" " around Calabasas in this?" " This has got to be" " quicker than a Bugatti." " Oh, for sure." "You know, if I'm gonna get my Lord back on, I think I definitely need to bring Lord Airways into the mix." "Does this come in a two seater?" " It might get lonely in there." " Get a picture of me." "This is not bad." "I don't think there's anything more royal you could do than probably owning your own private" " aircraft." " Only 40 million bucks." "That's not that bad." "£40 million for a one seater?" "Two seater's probably 60 million... no big deal." "It's cab fare." "I've narrowed it down to at least I know which brand I want." "And it's definitely Gulfstream." " Definitely Gulfstream." " A lord wouldn't fly in anything less than a Gulfstream." "And it's true." "It makes sense." "Lordstream." "Lordstream." "What are you gonna put on the" " side of the plane?" " Lord." "Are we gonna go swimming today?" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" " One..." " Hi." "Two, three!" "Yay!" "Kick, kick, kick..." "What are you doing, Northie?" "Ready, set, dive." "How cute is her dive?" "So, Rob says he's not coming to San Diego?" "No, well, he said, you know, he's just insecure, he has no new clothes, and he just doesn't feel, like," " appropriate going like that." " That's weird." "Who knows, he might come." " But you know." " Yeah." "Call him and talk him into it." " Where are you going, Ryan?" " All right, I'll call him." "I understand that Rob is not comfortable in his own skin and he doesn't have anything to wear, but, like, it's not a reason to miss my grandma's birthday." "We can pull clothes for him." "We can have stuff made." "Like, as long as he's open to the idea, we can definitely find him something to wear." " Yo." " Hey, what are you doing?" "We're driving to take some pictures." " We're going to Reseda..." " Oh, that's cute." "What I wanted to see if you didn't want to come to San Diego 'cause you were, like, insecure and couldn't find anything to wear, we can, like, find a stylist to get you, like, stuff." "I mean, I'm just sick and tired of wearing, like," "Gucci sandals and a black T-shirt and a Dodger hat." "You know what I mean?" "Especially to the horse race" " stuff." " Yeah, but we never know how many birthdays she's gonna have left, and I just don't want you to use, like, "Oh, I have nothing to wear" as an excuse" " for, like, another year." " Yeah." "I think you have to, like, just for even your own soul, like, you have to just start getting up and getting dressed and, like, getting motivated." "I know." "I mean, if we can find something, yeah, obviously I'm happy to try stuff." "All right, let me see what I can do and, like, what I could find, and we'll go from there." " All right." " Okay, I'm gonna take a five-minute nap." " Hi." " Welcome to Kimble" " Studio." "How you doing?" " Hi." "How are you?" " Good." "How are you?" " Ooh, look at those" " braids." " It's like teal at" " the bottom." " Hi!" " How are you?" " Good." "Kim Kimble is a celebrity hair stylist who teaches how to do different hair techniques." "So it's, like, so exciting that we're gonna meet with her and she's gonna teach us how to braid and how to just take care of curly hair." "I'm, like, struggling." "North's hair is, like, ringlets, like, curly, curly, curly, so I definitely want her to, like, feel proud of her hair and wear it..." "Like, anytime she sees someone with curly hair, she, like, runs up to them and was like, "You have curly hair like"" "me!" Aw." "And I just want to, like, figure out how to do her hair." "I mean, Khadijah and I talk" " about it all the time." " I literally can't do my child's hair." "It's kinda bad, it's kinda bad." "I can absolutely help you." "I can show you how to work with curly hair..." " Okay." " And if you want me to, I can give you some little braid techniques." "You can do some just little cute... that's really cute now." "So, with the braid, you take three separate pieces..." " Uh-huh." " And you just take your finger underneath the top piece... and then you go under." "You got to braid it so it's on to the hair." "I know." "I just don't know how to do that." "See, I'm working all three, and as I'm going, I'm grabbing pieces of hair and connecting it with that piece" " here." " Yeah." "So, I would start with this one going under." " Under." " And then now this goes in this hand and that goes in that hand." "Now that part going under." "Under the middle." "Okay, okay." "And that goes under, and then," " like..." " Uh-oh, you're back" " going in, you're going in now." " Shoot." " It's the other way." " Okay." "So..." "This is bad." "It's definitely overwhelming figuring out how to do these braids." "I ruined this whole girl." "I... honestly thought it would be so much easier to learn, but I feel like, with practice," " I know I can totally do it." " You know what?" "I can give you one of these to take home if you want to practice." " Really?" " And then at the" " next session, I can just..." " Oh, my gosh, North..." " Check it out for you." " Yes!" "Thank you so much." " No problem." "Any time." " Like, this is super helpful." " Hi." " Hi." "Oh, that's a cool outfit." " Thanks." " I like that, and it makes you look skinny and." "Yeah." "What's on the bottom of your shoes?" " What is it?" " 500 dots." " You just counted that?" " What are you Rain Man?" "No." "I didn't count your dots." "Those look like the" " little velvet stickers." " A weird chick." "You know, that you put under something." "I actually put 500 velvet dots on there." "How was, um..." "the aviation show in London?" " Oh." "Insane." " It was?" "One of the sickest trips I've ever been on." " Really?" " Literally, every company that makes airplanes, whether they're private jets, business jets, fighter jets, all come to this show, and I just looked at, like, everything, just 'cause, you know, it's not" "easy when you're shopping for a jet, it's not like just going to a car dealership, so it's the only time you can, kind of," " compare plane by plane..." " Wait." "You're looking for" " a plane?" " Yeah." " Why?" " I'm over cars." "I've been there and done it." "I've had everything." "Now the next step is airplanes, you know what I mean?" "It's been fun trying to figure out what kind of aircraft I want, what kind of configuration" "I want." "And I'd obviously put "Lord" on the side, nothing pretentious, you know what I mean?" "I'm kind of getting worried that Scott's missing the point." "We didn't mean to fly to London and go buy a jet." "We all just miss the Scott that was just so wild and fun, you know?" " Not, like, extreme." " I mean, I'm thinking about chartering a plane to get to San Diego." "Hmm." "Well, I think that's a bit (Eastern European" " extravagant." " It's definitely a bit extravagant, but Daddy needs a plane." "" " We got a ton of, like, super dope stuff for you to try on." "Yeah." "Honestly, I'm just more comfortable with the baseball hat and sweat shorts." "What's going on with my brother?" "He just deleted all of" " the pictures of Chyna..." " Oh, no." "And everywhere in the media, it says they're broken" " up." " Oh,." "You have a ducky in your pool." "You got to see it." "Oh!" "Let me get my Snapchat." "Hello, my little friend." " It's a duck in the pool." " The little guy." " With the big one." " With the big duck!" " Oh, he's cleaning himself." " Quacker." "Hi!" "Do you remember me?" "No!" "No!" "Khloe!" "I wanted him to feel comfortable." " It's really hot out here." " It's really hot." "I'm wearing a hat and I'm hot." "So, Kim sent all these people to... for me to try these clothes on?" "Nothing's gonna fit me, though, so... we'll be good." "It'll be real quick." "" " I totally get why Rob doesn't have the best attitude when it comes to this." "He's uncomfortable in his own body." "Trying on clothes is really the last thing he wants to do." "But I'm gonna stay positive, and I hope that he finds something he feels great in and he's gonna want to... come to San Diego?" "We got a ton of, like, super dope stuff for you to try on." " Yeah." " So, what are you comfortable wearing?" "'Cause all you do is wear black right now." "Are you com..." "like, do you just want to stick with black?" " I don't even know." " Do you want to try on" " a pair of jeans?" " I mean, honestly, I'm just more comfortable with the baseball hat and sweat shorts" " and sandals." " But you can't just wear, like, a black T-shirt and basketball shorts every day." " No." "I get it..." " I'm a little confused by how Rob is acting." "You know, his complaint is that he has no clothes to wear to San Diego, but now that he has options of clothes to wear, he's not even willing to try on anything." "I mean, I, like, wasn't even comfortable, like..." " over 100 pounds ago, so..." " If you just tell me, like, a genre..." "Like, if you don't want to be in, like a suit" " for this, that's fine." " I'm just not comfortable, like..." "I don't know." "See, if only I could take Celine's head..." " Khadijah, what?" " Stick it in between my legs like this, then I would be able to do this." "Oh, for, like, a split second, I thought that was," " like, a kid." " I just said, if I" " could get..." " Do you know my nanny was" " holding that?" " Really?" "And the housekeeper walked in and was, like, in the back, going, "Northie, you're still here?"" "And then she was like," ""Wait, no, it's a..." You're like, "Uh, that is the furthest from what my daughter looks like." "Thanks."" " I know." " Wouldn't it be nice if you could give North two, like, French braids?" " That's, like, my dream." " I wanted..." "I want" " you to try and braid." " Okay." "So, uh, let me" " show you how I would do it." " Now, lay that one down." "And grab." "Kimberly, this is becoming a braid not attached to her head." "I know, I forgot this side." "I just don't get why this is, like, still so difficult." "I've been practicing a lot, and my braiding skills are a disaster." "I just really hope that I can" " figure this out." " In a way does it bother you?" "Do you feel like, I don't know how to do my" " daughter's hair?" " Yeah." "It's kind of embarrassing." "You know, I don't think you need to be embarrassed, but I think you guys would feel so much better" ""do my daughter's hair."" "Yeah." " Who is that?" " Scott." " Hi." "What are you doing?" " Just roaming around." "You're just bored, in the area?" "You can play with Saint." "He's literally the best." "But he said "Dada" the other day, and I was like, "How dare you not say 'Mama' first?"" "Starting off young with problems." "Wait, what's going on with my brother?" "He just deleted" " all of the pictures of Chyna..." " Oh, no." "And everywhere in the media, it says they're broken" " up." " Oh,." "Let's call Rob." "I'm sorry, the person you are trying" " to..." " Something's going on." "He's not answering my calls, and I texted him..." "I just wrote him, too." "I'm supposed to look at houses" " today at 4:00 with him." " Does this mean he's not gonna come to San Diego, probably?" "Totally." "I mean, I can call Chyna." "I think we go for it." " Hello." " Hi." " Hey." " What are you doing?" "Um, about to start getting my makeup done." " What are you doing?" " I just, um, am sitting here with Scott, but I've been trying to get a hold of my brother, and he is totally MIA." "Oh, and then he deleted all of his Instagrams." "Like a lunatic." "Yeah." "He does stuff for, like, a" " reaction." " Cry for help." "Like, for example, he asked me about his business stuff, and then I gave him my honest opinion, and then he got upset with me." "Like, I'm just trying to be stress-free, 'cause Rob doesn't realize, like, when he's not in a good mood, it affects everybody." "And I just don't want, like, this stuff to transpire to the" " baby, you know?" " Yeah, totally." "Honestly, I think he doesn't want to go to MJ's" " birthday party on Tuesday." " Stop." "And I feel like that's what this is all about." " Totally." " "'Cause if I start an argument with Chyna, and I really don't want to go..."" " Totally." " "...even more reason for me not to go to MJ's party and I can blame it on Chyna maybe." I just don't even know what to say." "I know that Rob and Chyna have, like, an unstable relationship." "There's obviously, two sides to every story." "And, you know, they just know how to push each other's buttons, and my brother just, like, shuts down, and doesn't really tell us because he doesn't want us to turn against him or against her." "So instead he just comes up with all of these excuses." "I really didn't feel comfortable driving all the way down to San Diego." "If I had to look down and say, what would a lord do?" "He'd charter an aircraft." "We took the airplane." "That's crazy." "Guys, let's all move down one" " seat." " Why, who's here?" " Who's here?" " Chyna." " And who's she with?" " Herself." " Because Rob canceled." " Well, that's, that's a shame." "Thanks, guys, for flying the friendly skies." "Quite frankly, with all this Lord talk, I really didn't feel comfortable driving all the way down to San Diego, especially with summer traffic." "All right, boys and girls, let's get going." "If I had to say what would a lord do, I know what he would do." " He'd charter an aircraft." " All right, guys." "We're gonna rock and roll." " Mama." " Yeah?" "I fall asleep before her every night." "Have you, um, talked to Rob?" "No." "I texted him my new number and," " like, he didn't respond." " No, I've been texting him and calling him and he won't answer." "Hey." " Hi." " Are you guys on your" " way?" " Yeah, we're here." "We landed and we're just driving to the hotel." " You landed?" " Yeah, we took the" " airplane and now we're here." " What?" "That's crazy." "Okay, we'll see you soon." "I know I really wanted the Lord back, but I feel like" " we're now creating a monster." " I don't think, like..." "Scott's really understanding, like, what we mean when we," " like, bring the Lord back." " I don't want Scott to spend money." "I don't want Scott to be a douche bag again and be obnoxious." "All I want is, like, a little personality." "That's all." "Uh-oh." "I can't control it." "Oh!" "You just threw your Shopkins..." "I can't control it!" "Aah!" "I just can't!" "Come on, cheese." " Hold on." "Hold my hand." " We're all in San Diego at the La Valencia." "We used to stay here when we were kids." "I love spending time with my grandma and the whole family, but I wish my brother was here." " What's up?" " Let's get this show on" " the road." " Hey." "I know." "You look great." "So, just so you guys know, um," " Chyna is gonna..." " You guys are drinking" " tequila in here?" " Meet us... yeah... at" " the restaurant." " Yeah." " So she's coming without him?" " Yeah." "Well, you know what?" "Here's the thing." "She really wanted to come and show her support for MJ and say" ""happy birthday" and be with all of us." "It's nice that she's... it's nice that she's..." " making an effort." " I mean, I just think that Rob just, like, honestly has to just start being honest." "Like, enough with the excuses." "Like, we're never gonna believe him." "If you don't want to come, just say, "I don't want to come." That's what pisses me off so bad" " about him." " She's trying to make an effort for the both of them, because I think she's just throwing... you know, a towel in the air, going, "I don't even"" "know what to do." You think she just threw a towel in the air?" "Well, whatever it is." " Hi." " Hi." " Happy birthday!" " Look at this." "Oh, my gosh." "And the balloons..." ""Happy birthday, MJ!"" " Happy birthday, MJ!" " Happy birthday." " Cheers." " It's my MJ's birthday!" "You look beautiful." "MJ, look how hot you look." " I know." "I know." " No, really." " I'm just kidding." " It's wild." "So are you looking forward to the races, girls?" "Your mother and I grew up there." " Yes, we did." " My mom found a husband there." "Yeah." "If we're going to feed them, can we move them down one?" "Guys, let's all move down one seat." " Why, who's here?" " Who's here?" "Chyna, but she can sit there." " And who's she with?" " Herself." " Because Rob canceled." " Well, that's-that's a shame." "That's a shame." "Rob should've been the one to come." "Well, guess what." "Look at the glass half-full." " All right." " I don't want any negative waves." "It really makes me sad when Rob misses any event, and especially a family celebration." "But I need to be as positive as possible to make my mom happy." "" " You are now..." "The Duke!" "Duke Disick!" "What?" "What does this really mean?" " Is there something more to this?" " We just want you to" " just... be fun." " Hi." " Hi." " It sucks that Rob's" " late." " He blocked you, too." "But why would he block us?" "" " Hi." " Hi." " Hi!" "Happy birthday." " Thank you for coming." " Happy birthday, MJ." " Thank you for coming." " Hi, everybody." "I don't know where to start." "Hi, boo." "How are you?" "You look so cute." "It sucks that Rob's late, but it's, like, so nice that Chyna made this effort to come down and spend my grandma's birthday" " with us." " When you were texting" " Rob, did it go through?" " I texted him the night before I called you and was like, "Have you talked to him?"" " Mm-hmm." " This was what I sent him." "And I thought he would at least respond, because it was, like, a cute baby pic." " No, that's super cute." " You know what?" "I almost feel like he likes it when we're all stalking him." "I texted him yesterday." "But try to text again now... and see if it says" ""delivered."" "I'm like, this dude..." "like, he blocked all my friends." " Oh, he blocked you, too." " Why would he block us?" " Khlo, what is that?" " What?" " Why?" " Grandma, he's a" " little off." " Tell... uh, tell him," "Chyna, that Mary Jo wants to talk to him." "He blocked me, too." " He blocked us." " What is he doing?" "Does Rob normally, like, just run away like that?" "That's how he's been for the last, like, three years." "Like, he came to my wedding." "He went to a fitting." " Yeah." " And he left." " It's just..." " That's crazy." "He is." "I don't even know, like, what" " the answer is." " Yeah." "It was really nice, though, that you came to, um, my grandma's birthday..." "that you drove all the way" " out, even without Rob." " So sweet." " Chyna..." " Chyna, she's opening" " your gift." " Oh, me?" "Oh, my gosh." "Stop it, you guys, but keep it coming." " Do you like it?" " So cute." "I love it." "Ooh!" "Look how cute." " Thank you, darling." " You're welcome." "Happy birthday." "From me and Rob." "Yeah." "From both of you." "Thank you so much." "And baby." "Look, I have to show you this." "So this is the front face of the baby." " It's like the..." " So cute." "Beautiful." "Uh-huh." " Make me gonna cry." " I'm disappointed that" "Rob wasn't able to come down, but nevertheless, my mom has had the best, best birthday and that makes me so happy." "And almost all the rest of the family is here, so..." "I think we did a really good job." "Make a wish." "Take a picture of the cake." "Happy birthday, Mom." "We love you." "Oh!" "Wow, you look nice." " So dapper!" " What the hell is this?" "What do you think this royal crest means?" "Whoa, I don't know, but it looks like my last name" " and I'm loving it." " You are now..." " The Duke!" " The Duke." " Duke Disick." " What?" "Scott is out of control, so Kim and I are thinking, let's make this a fun thing." "What's higher than a lord?" "A duke." "Let's get Lord a duke title." "He can be the Lord and the Duke, but at least maybe the Duke has, like, a clean slate." "And he could be..." "whatever persona he wants to be" " as the Duke." " I don't think I want" " to be referred to as the Dooken." " As the Dookie." "Right." "Except she was like..." " The Dookie." " Are you okay?" "What about the Double Ds?" " The Double Ds." " Scott, you got some" " Double Ds." " How-how are you, Duke" " Disick?" " Double." "Right." "What does this really mean?" " Is there something more to this?" " It's like us saying we miss the Lord, that doesn't mean we need you to be, like, like, big ballin' and, like, trying to buy planes." "We just want you to... just be fun." "I'm not gonna lie, I'm definitely the type of guy that covers some of my problems with materialistic items." "And I'm pretty sure when the family came to me and said they wanted more of the Lord, they really just kind of more so wanted to get me out of, like, the little funk that I was in." "Yeah, I definitely appreciate that they notice and care." "I can't ask for much more than that." "I realize I don't have to go that far with the whole Lord thing, and I can calm down and just be myself." "Just a..." "Just a dookie." "There's nothing wrong with a good ol' clean dook." "No." "Oh, I can't stand looking like this." "I think I need my hair up or something." "There's just, like, no makeup in Nantucket." "First of all, Nantucket." "You're talking, looking like this?" "But I'm not complaining about it." " Yeah." " Anyway, Kathy called me last night looking for Rob, and so did the twins." "And I said, "Oh, he hasn't been around, I haven't seen him."" "We can't, like, act like what he's doing isn't wrong." "If this was any man that we were with, we would be pissed." " How dare..." " I don't even know" " what he's doing." " He hasn't spoken to" " her in days." " Why?" "How dare you leave a preg..." "I don't give a." "You still need to check on her." "Would you be happy with Kanye if he disappeared for five days and never reached out to you?" " No, I'd die." " Right." "I don't care if it's our brother; facts are facts." " It's crazy how he's acting." " That's so up." "Rob is going to be a dad, and he has a family to answer to, so I feel like now, more than ever, Rob can't handle things the way he once did." "He has to deal with his problems." "He can't just run away and ignore them." " Buenos días." " Rob, why did you disappear?" "It's ridiculous that he keeps doing this disappearing act." "What the hell is going on?" "Do you love how Mommy did your braids?" "I love your braids." "You love your braids Mama did?" "Okay, let's go to KoKo's room and say "Let's go, guys."" "Hi, you!" "I couldn't make it down for MJ's birthday dinner, but I wanted to make sure that I could make it down for the races to at least see her for a little bit." "And it's just nice to have a fun day out like this." "It's kind of like dressing up, and I love horses and being around them, so yeah, it's cool." "Oh, my God, it's my baby!" " My baby's here." "Hi." " What do you think" " of her hair?" " Give me my hug or we're going to have a problem." "I need a hug." "I did her hair myself." "Do you like it?" "You did?" "Oh, it's so good." "I worked so hard on these braids, and it's, like, such a fun experience in the morning with North and I, like, just getting her ready and getting her hair done." "And I'm just excited for everyone to see them." "I went to a hair tutorial place." "Kim Kimble... she taught me how to make braids." "I mean, I think anything with parenting just takes time." "You're not gonna know how to do everything overnight." "All you can really do is try your best and just keep on learning and keep on practicing, and that's really all you can hope for." "All right, should we go?" " Uh, let's go outside!" " Let's go outside!" "MJ...!" "Hi!" "I was saying, "That girl looks like Kendall."" " Mwah." " How are you?" " Happy birthday!" " I'm so glad to see you." "I'm so happy to see you." " Oh, my God, you look amazing." " Oh, my God!" " It's the Duke!" " How the hell are you?" "The Duke!" "Oh, my goodness, Dookie!" "I haven't rocked anything like this in a long time." "I'm throwing Duke way out of the water." "I'm not a duke." "I'll stay the Lord." "I want to say, from the deepest bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing the Lord back." "It feels so good." "You know, I'm happy that everybody supports the Lord." "'Cause I've always been the" "Lord, and the Lord is here to stay." " And that's it." " Scott, do you want to" " bet?" " I like the first one." "Put some money on number one for me." "Luminance to the" " inside gate." " Okay, I think it's gonna start soon, bub." " Who's winning?" " I have no idea!" "Who are you yelling" " for?" " One and two!" " Those are ours!" " Number one won." " We won!" " Looks like somebody's" " buying themselves an aircraft." " Mom, this is so fun!" " Do you like it?" " Scott and I won." "I didn't win." "Aw, man." " All right." " I want to collect!" " Collection!" " We won." " I'm going home ahead." " We won." "Wow." "It was a good luck item to come" " back as the Lord today." " See?" "What the's wrong with your door?" " Buenos días." " Hey, Rob." "Ooh, you're back and in full effect." "Why didn't you go to San Diego?" "Of course, now that we're back in L.A., Rob conveniently is found and answers his phone and unblocks all of us all of a sudden." "It's ridiculous that he keeps doing this disappearing act." "Rob, why did you disappear?" "Rob, why did you disappear?" "I just didn't want to hear from everyone about anything regarding anything, so I choose to block everybody and" " that's it." " Why didn't you go to" " San Diego?" " 'Cause I went to Vegas" " instead." " So that's more important than your grandmother's 82nd birthday?" "No, I just didn't feel like going because, um, me and" "Chyna just got in a little... a little disagreement." "That was it." "So I was just like, "I'm just"" "gonna leave." She just gave me a reason to not want to go with her to San Diego." "I was just like, "All right, my boys are going to Vegas."" "Road trip." "I'm good." So you really went to" " Vegas?" " He really did." "I just feel like you need to communicate more and tell us, like, when you're going through something so we can help you." "Like, if you don't want to go to" "San Diego, that's fine, but maybe, like, tell us." "Yeah, just be like, "Everyone off my back."" "Obviously I get it." "Communication, sending a text message." "But with you guys, if I said," ""Oh, I'm gonna take a couple days off," then everyone would freak out, think something's wrong." ""What's wrong with Rob?" Show up in my bedroom." "Like, you guys are just... it just gets very dramatic." "If Rob feels that we are really dramatic and judgmental, I feel like we all have to take heed to that." "What's done is done, and I'm just happy that Rob is now able to talk to us about things." "I really hope though that we each learn something from this." "I hope Rob knows that he doesn't have to just block every family member that exists." "Okay, so how are you and Chyna now, good?" " Yeah, we're all good." " But you guys keep going..." "Like, I feel like you guys have high highs and low lows." "How can we, like, keep it, like," " even?" " You guys just can't push" " each other's buttons." " No, I push her buttons all the time." "She pushes mine all the time." " You know?" " Do you think life is" " better with four kids or two?" " Life is better with me." "No kids." "I just think, for me, four or six." "You?" "Oh, Khloe's whole ass was out." " My ass was out?" " Your whole entire" " ass." " I'm wearing Spanx, but" " he pulled up my shirt." " Oh." "I have a good ass, so you guys are fine." " Coming up next week..." " I didn't know water aerobics was so sexual." "I just don't know if it's the most appropriate thing spending time with women that are, like," " 20 years older than me." " Like, since when were you interested in water aerobics?" "Yeah, that's a little odd." "The sleep paralysis is, like, really getting to me." " Nothing can move." " You have a week in" " Paris, Milan, and then London." " I can't travel that" " much." " Well, you're already" " booked." " I'm, like, scared." "I'm freaking out." "Captioning sponsored by" "BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS"