>>
>>10 THINGS THAT CAN PISS A PERSON OFF ...
>>
>>1.  People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.  I know
>>where my watch is, buddy ... where the hell is yours?  Do I point at my
>>crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?  I didn't think so.
>>
>>2.  The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy, considering that he doesn't
>>have a penis.
>>
>>3.  People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
>>for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it
>>manually.
>>
>>4.  When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it to
>>Back off, spanky!!!  What good is a piece of cake if you can't eat it?
>>What should I do ... eat someone else's piece of cake instead?
>>
>>5.  When people say, "It's always the last place you look. " No shit,
>>Sherlock.  Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already
>>found it?  Do people do this?  Who and where are they?  Why aren't they in
>>treatment?
>>
>>6.  When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No, I 
>>paid
>>$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling.  What did you come
>>here for?
>>
>>7.  People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
>>choice there, did ya buddy?
>>
>>8.  When something is "New & Improved".  Which is it?  If it's new, then
>>there has never been anything before it.  If it's an improvement, then
>>there must have been something before it.
>>
>>9.  When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were
>>going.  Stop pulling people over and expecting them to do your job.  It's
>>not my fault you can't figure out the radar.
>>
>>And here's the tenth thing that really can drive a person nuts ...
>>
>>10.  Chain letters!  Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people 
>>with
>>stupid mail with no meaning, that you will be granted a wish, or make your
>>long-lost love fall into your arms, or have your significant  other 
>>perform
>>sex on demand.  It's all bull!  I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid 
>>chain
>>letter that the computer gods are going to curse me.  Oh, the terror and
>>horror.  What a crock.
>>
>>By the way, if you send this to ten people, shit won't happen, and that
>>person you're in love with won't come crawling to you.  So if you feel 
>>this
>>is funny, go on and send it to someone else, but don't expect one thing in
>>return!!!
>>
>>
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