Pretty damn funny.
PL

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Subject: FW: Bush acceptance speech





> [Original Message]
> From: SMITH, MARIE-FRANCE A. (JSC-OC) <marie-france.a.smith1@jsc.nasa.gov>
> To: pmdesmar@earthlink.net <pmdesmar@earthlink.net>
> Date: 1/22/01 10:22:42 AM
> Subject: FW: Bush acceptance speech
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: TETLEY, SANDRA J. (JSC-BJ)
> Sent: Monday, January 22, 2001 9:12 AM
> Subject: FW: Bush acceptance speech
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> This is funny!
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>
> > > > > >Subject: Bush's acceptance speech (first draft)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >My fellow Americans, it's about fucking time. All you liberals
> > > > > >can just kiss my big, white Texas ass if you think I'm gonna
> > > > > >spew a boatload of bipartisan bullshit. Let's set the record
> > > > > >straight here. I won, dammit. Hell, I won FOUR OR FIVE
> > > > > >TIMES, you stupid bastards. We got the Presidency, we got
> > > > > >Congress, and by the end of four years we'll have even more
> > > > > >of the Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're
> > > > > >gonna show you how it's done.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I
> > > > > >reach across and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-monkey-
> > > > > >asses? How'dya like that?  Don't get me wrong, here. The
> > > > > >sense of satisfaction I'm feeling right now isn't that I've won
> > > > > >- it's that I won't have to listen to Al Gore bitch and moan
> > > > > >about "letting every vote count". The only reason this went
> > > > > >as far as it did is because you Democrats have a playground
> > > > > >crybaby as your poster-boy, and I for one am glad I won't
> > > > > >have to see him on TV anymore. This might sound snippy,
> > > > > >Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in the sandlot...LOSERS
> > > > > >WALK!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >As I said in my campaign, I promised to be a president who
> > > > > >focuses on education. My first task as President will be to
> > > > > >start an educational program for all you Florida-idiots who
> > > > > >can't tell your elbow from your asshole or how to poke a
> > > > > >stylus through the right hole. I don't get you liberal Democrats:
> > > > > >when we're talking about Bill Clinton and some office whore,
> > > > > >you say that lack of penetration doesn't count; but when it
> > > > > >comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES count.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >You want a solution to this problem? Take some Viagra, you
> > > > > >old farts, and finish what you started next election. Until then,
> > > > > >I want to ask you just one question: "Who's yer daddy???"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >And so I humbly accept the office of President of these
> > > > > >United States.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Thank you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> >
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