"Die, scumbags" "You know, you're late, Tommy" "Rico, relax" "Okay, then, okay, you're the boss, come on" "That's Hugo Porto's mob, huh?" "He tried to move in on Big Sep's territory down in Atlantic City" "Killed Victor Viking's mom in the process" "Wow, what a bunch of scumbags, huh?" "Whatever, and there's proof for Big Sep, you got a ticket on the red-eye" "The heads are nice and clean and ready to go, okay?" "Okay" "Tommy, Big Sep's hot" "I'm two weeks late delivering the meat" "If he doesn't get that by noon tomorrow, more heads are gonna roll" " You know what I mean?" " No problem" "Do you love me?" " Where you headed?" "San Diego?" " Mexico" " You have a good flight" " Thanks a lot" "Do you love me?" "Do you love me?" "Do you love me?" "Do you love me?" "How you doing?" "Thank you, thanks" "Step over here please" "Gun!" "She's got a gun!" "I don't even own a gun!" " Hey, kid, is this yours?" " Yeah" "Do me a favor, will you?" "Put that right under the seat" "And see maybe if you can keep that right near you" "I got some important stuff in this bag" "I'd like to keep it close by me, you know what I mean?" "Thanks, that's really nice of you" " Good kid, thank you" " Okay" "Atta boy, fits right under there" "No, it doesn't fit right under there" "Maybe you can get a spot in another bin, thanks, I appreciate that" "It's nice of you" "Excuse me" "Careful, careful" "I almost didn't make it" "Well, I'm sure that someone is glad you did" "Let's see, 49C, right down this way" "Thanks" " Excuse me, sir, is this yours?" " Yeah" "I'm sorry, we'll need to use this compartment" "Would you mind using another one?" "Because I have valuable family heirlooms in there" "Sir, as you can plainly see, this is an emergency situation" "Well, maybe you can use somebody else's bin" "I mean, this kid's not using all of his" "Would you mind if they used some of yours?" "Hey, excuse me, but screw you" "Hey, hey, come on, be nice, be a gentleman, will you?" "We're trying to help over here, here, let me help you" "This goes right over here, it's small" "That's okay, thanks, don't... don't?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Don't kick it!" "For God's sake, those are live human organs!" "Trust me, pal, they don't feel it" "Would you sit down please?" "Sir, I'm really sorry about that" " Sir, we're gonna have to use your bin" " Excuse me?" "but?" "And actually, sir, I think your bag is over the size limit" "Well, no, because see, the guy outside measured this and he said that it was okay" "Sir, it's clearly over the size limit, it will have to go in cargo" "Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute?" "Hold on, hold on a second, listen" "Maybe we could just leave my bag where it is, all right?" "Are you trying to bribe me, sir?" "No." "I'm trying to purchase a place for my bag, which I already..." "The place for your bag is in cargo, sir" "Excuse me, maybe I'll just take another flight" "Fine, the next flight to San Diego leaves in seven hours, sir" "All right, let me make a phone call" "Sir, do you actually think that we're gonna hold the plane while you use the phone" "Now, are you flying with us tonight or not?" " All right, Miss Burke?" " Yes" " That's your name, right?" " Yes" "This bag better be in San Diego, you'll be in a lot of trouble if it's not" "Yes, sir, it will be the very first off the plane" "Does that make you happy?" " When it's there, then I'll be happy" " Okay" "Have a seat, sir, thank you" "Happy?" "Yeah, I'm happy, I'm thrilled" "Happy" "What are you looking at?" "You started all this with those friggin' organs" "You're happy, right?" "Happy, who's happy?" "Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot, I'm Charlie" "So, where you headed?" "I'm gonna meet my girlfriend's parents" "She races these cars" "She's great, she's great!" "I wish her parents thought the same of me, I'm on my way to meet them for the first time" "I haven't seen her in like six months, and..." "Yeah, well, I'm gonna go to sleep" "Think about what you're gonna say to them, okay?" "Yeah, I don't know, because I mean I haven't even met them" "Already the father, he doesn't like me, I know" "I could understand that, I just met you and I don't like you either" "I got to sleep, didn't you hear me?" "Come on" "I'm just trying to make conversation, but..." "Good, make it in sign language" "Laurie?" " Something wrong?" " No" " You look great" " Thanks" " What is the matter?" " Nothing, let's talk about it later" "Okay" "Oh, no." "No, Jesus, please, no!" "Charlie Pritchett!" "Shit!" "What do you have in there?" "It looks like you packed for a month" "You know me, ready for anything" " Oh, boy, look at this loser" " Honey!" "Be nice now, come on" "Charlie, these are my parents, Annette and Dick" " Annette" " Charlie, it's a real pleasure" "Dick, very nice to meet you, this is for you" "Oh, these wrappings are beautiful, thank you" "Oh, my God!" "Dick, I left yours on the plane..." "No, no, no, why don't you call the airlines?" "We got a long ride, we've got to make tracks" "Sorry" "Woodgy, why don't you ride shotgun with your dad?" "Wudji?" "Wudji like me to drive?" "I think I can handle it" "No... no..." "Jesus" "House of pain" " Yeah, hello, who's this?" " This is Qaddafi, who's this?" "Qaddafi, huh?" "Listen, this is Bill, I'm an old friend of Charlie Pritchett's" "I was wondering if you could help me find him" "Yeah, he's gone on spring break with the rest of America" " Did you try looking in Mexico?" " That's very funny" "Look, this is really important" "You think you could be a little more specific, Qaddafi?" "Not unless it's for a grade" "Hey, Bill, is it?" "Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up" "Yeah!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "I need a flight to Bethesda University" "I'm not sure the University has their own airport" "But we can fly you to Baltimore, will that do?" "Hey, don't get cute with me, asshole, huh?" "Wake up, people, we're here!" "Made it in record time" " I'm famished" " Oh, me too" "Boy, could I use a Margarita, what time is it?" "Thirteen fifty hours" "Bear, remember what we agreed about your drinking?" "You be a good bear, take one of your new pills" "They make me woozy, Wooly" "Besides, I said I could use a drink, I didn't say I'm having one" "Listen, there is absolutely nothing in this whole world" "That could ever, ever make me take a drink again" "So, relax, okay?" " Bienvenidos!" "Welcome back, senior" " Hola, Juan" "Hope you catch some big ones this time" "Gracias, gracias" " Manny, I ran into a little delay here" " What do you mean, a delay?" "Excuse me, are you going to be long?" " A day, maybe two" " On the phone?" "What?" "What the hell's happened, Tommy?" "Manny, I can't go into it right now but it's going to be okay" "All right?" "I mean, can't you talk to Big Sep?" "Big Sep is riding me like a race horse, I told you if it was late..." "Listen, the job is finished, so what's the big deal with the delivery?" "Tommy, you didn't lose nothing, did you?" "Manny, you know how many years I did this for your father?" "How could you even ask me something like that?" "Mister?" "Hey, lady, you interrupt me one more time, you're gonna swallow this phone" "Now get out of here" "Go ahead, take it on the heels" "One day, you got one day, Tommy" "If big Sep doesn't get those heads in his hands by noon tomorrow" "You might as well chop off your own head and put it in with the others, capish?" "Don't worry about it, all right?" "He'll have them before they start stinking" " Please or you'll be stinking" " Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean" " About time" " Yeah, I know" "Here, it's all yours" "We've done a lot of redecorating since you've been here, senor" "It's quite lovely, we hope you enjoy it" " It's beautiful" " Senor Pritchett... your room" "Thank you" "The mini-bar, el bano, the bathroom" "If you need anything, please call me" "Everybody unpack later" "They're only serving lunch downstairs for ten more minutes" " Yes sir, no problem" " Good" "Pepe, venga!" "Pepe, venga!" " Come on, Bear" " I'm coming, Wooly" "It's 206, room 206" "Okay, Laurie, what's going on?" "Not now, let' just talk about it later, okay?" "No, let's talk about it now" "Look, Charlie, I don't know quite how to put this" "But..." "I think I want a divorce" "What?" "A divorce?" "We're not even married, we're not even engaged" "You know what I mean" "That's why you invited me here?" "To tell me this?" "I thought you invited me to meet your parents" "I didn't really actually invite you" "Excuse me, but you invited me to your parents' house" "And then you called and said we were coming to Mexico instead" "When I said we were going to Mexico, I didn't actually mean you" "What?" "!" "It was just supposed to be me and my parents for my dad's birthday" "And you got so excited;" "I didn't know how to break it to you" "Laurie, what's happened to you?" "Six months at home and you've mutated" "From a fun-loving free spirit into..." "Nancy Reagan" "Look, I just want stability in my life, Charlie" "I need to be with someone who really knows who they are" "And knows what they want in life" "You know what this is all about?" "Your folks" "They don't like me, and it's affecting the way that you feel about me" "But just wait, Laurie" "My being here will turn out to be a blessing in disguise" "I'm not giving up on you, Laurie" " Is my hair all right?" " I am open-minded" "It's just that he's such a dip!" "Do you think he's a dip?" "I think he's really cute" "And he seems funny, and he seems smart" "I mean, what do you want for Laurie?" "I want what I was when I was his age" " I was charismatic, ambitious..." " That's right" " I was clearly headed to the top" " Clearly, darling" "The very, very top" "I mean, we can be honest with each other when we're alone, can't we?" "Oh, I think that's a good idea, Wooly" "I've always wanted to be..." "Oh, I forgot something, will you go down and get us a table?" " What's the problem?" " No problem, no problem" "I just forgot something and I'll be there in just a second" "Okay?" "I'm running" "Senorita, no, no, it's for decoration, not for sale, sorry" "I better go check on Bear" " Ah, Mrs. Bennett" " There you are, Bear" "We ordered you an enchilada" " Bear, are you all right?" " Mrs. Bennett?" "Jesus!" "Ma, are you okay?" " Would you, would you like to... to sit?" " Mom, what are you doing?" "Good God, Bear, don't tell me you've been drinking again" "Now, remember what the doctor said, take nice deep breaths" " I have some pills if you're not feeling well" " Yeah, why don't you take some?" "It's, it's, it's... all right, folks" "She's just a little hungry, she's hungry and her blood sugar's dropped" "Are you hungry, Bear?" " Mom, for God's sake?" " Would you like an enchilada?" "It's all right, folks!" "No harm done" "They're just happy to see each other" "You little son of a bitch, I should have known" "Wake up, Qaddafi, we're gonna play College Bowl" "For ten points of your life..." "Hey Stevie, you got any notes from last night?" "I don't need them" "Hey!" "No, no, I've got it, thank you very much" "Seniorita, your mother is going to be fine" "Take this please" "Senor, I gave her a sedative, it's muy, muy strong" " Let her rest, huh?" " Thank you, doctor" "We've only been back here an hour and already she's on the booze" "Would you go easy on her, dad?" "She's obviously under a lot of stress" "Okay" "When she wakes up, we won't mention a thing, okay, Laurie?" "Why don't you watch her, while Charlie and I go rent a boat for tomorrow?" " Okay, Charlie?" " Yeah, great" "Is my hair okay?" "Uh, do, do you mind if I change my shirt before we go?" "No, I'll use the phone in your room so I don't disturb her" "All right, we're gonna play a game called Be Honest With Me?" "Now, the rules are very simple l ask you a question and you have to be honest with me, okay?" "Now, where did Charlie Pritchett go on vacation?" "Second rule, you have to answer, Qaddafi" " Why does he keep calling you Qaddafi?" " I don't know" "Now, look, I don't want to have to put you kids through hell" "So let me tell you what's going to happen here" "First, I'm gonna hurt you, then you're gonna try to be brave" "Then I'm gonna hurt you again, and you're gonna tell me everything" "That's not being honest, that's not honest" "That's not honest!" "Now, look, this is not gonna get any easier, it's only gonna get harder" "So, I don't know why you're protecting this kid, because I'm gonna find him" "There we go, atta boy I swear to God, we don't know where he is all he said was Mexico and he's ..." "Come on!" "We're not trying to protect him!" "I'm not going to repeat myself!" "Mom, if you want to come down, you're certainly welcome" "It's just that the weather is terrible" "Well, it's rained since we got here, mom, there are storms everywhere I mean more storms are on the way" "Mom, I'm just thinking about you" "Mom, I... we..., of course we'd love to have your company, mom" "Well, I know you're young enough to travel, it has nothing to do with that" "Mom... mom, please, please, mom, please don't dredge that up" "What's the matter?" "Are you okay?" "I, uh, uh, ants, ants everywhere" "Ants' I don't see any ants, what are you talking about?" "Mom, there are ants down here, ants everywhere" "Mom, please don't dredge that up" "Because it's got nothing to do with her" "What is it?" "What is it?" " I have a cramp in my leg" " A cramp?" "Ay, ah!" "Well, pull yourself together, stop screaming" "I'm, I'm sorry, I'm..." "No, mom, I'm not arguing with my wife, I'm arguing with you I mean, mom, mom, please, I'll have to call you back" "Mom, I'll call you back, I'll call you right back" "Can you keep it down?" "Now, why don't I meet you downstairs in the lobby in say, five minutes?" " Five minutes?" " All right?" "Five minutos!" "And don't send this laundry out, it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg!" "yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" "Obviously, this is, this isn't real" "It's a, it's, it's a fake, it's a fake" "God!" "God!" "Senor!" "Senor!" " Are you okay?" " I am fine l just, I ate a hot pepper" " Oh, ah, hot pepper" " Venga, Pepe" "No, no, no" "Charlie, are you okay?" "I'm fine, I just ate a killer pepper" "A chili pepper, I'm fine" "There's some water in the mini-bar, senor" "No, no, no l like the sensation" "I' yee haw!" "Yee haw!" "Enchilada!" "Okay, well you call me if you need anything, eh?" " Will do, thank you, Paco" " Pepe, venga!" "Pepe, come on!" "Pepe!" " God!" " Charlie, what's going on?" "The police, this has got to be a setup!" "Oh, God!" "There's got to be a camera or something" "We're in Mexico, why would there be a camera in Mexico?" "Mexican Candid Camera, still on the air!" "Charlie!" "You're acting insane!" " I'm okay" " Would you get it together?" " Okay?" " I'm okay" "What the hell is going on?" "Look, Laurie, you gotta promise you won't freak, okay?" "Okay" "I found something in my duffel bag" "Something, oh..." "I mean, look, it's a..." " What?" " Forget it, it's nothing, it's nothing" " Charlie Pritchett, you're such a sneak" " No!" "You got me a present, I didn't know you got me one" "No!" "No!" "It's not a present Laurie!" "Laurie, don't open it, it's a head" "Laurie" "Are you okay?" "Honey, are you all right?" "Yeah" " Senora, are you all right?" " She's fine, everything's fine" "She had a pepper too, she loves them, actually, she'll be fine" "Are you sure, senorita?" "Pepe, Pepe, venga" "Pepe, venga!" "Pepe!" "Pepe, andale!" "Vamos" "Pepe!" "You call me if you need anything, eh?" "Will do, thank you, Paco, bye-bye" "All right" "Laurie, are you okay?" "Can you stop screaming?" "Good God, Charlie, what are you doing with a head in your bag?" "I don't know, you think I know?" "Yes, I think you'd know If I had a head in my bag, I think I'd know" "Laurie, Laurie, don't get upset but there's more than one" "What?" "Charlie, there's two?" " No" " Three?" "Four?" "How many?" "Eight?" "It's those gringos, son locos" "Laurie, you're not in the hall, you're in the closet" "Don't you think I realize that?" " Laurie" " I'm not coming out" " Laurie!" " I'm not!" " You have to come out!" " No!" "The bodies are in there" "I was..." "I was kidding, I was kidding" "Kidding?" "You're kidding at a time like this?" "Well, I had to calm you down" "For God's sake, Laurie, try to stay calm, okay?" "Calm?" "You expect me to remain calm" "When you have eight human heads in your luggage?" "Laurie, there may be two people in China who didn't hear you" " Then what the hell is going on?" " I wish I knew" "Could it be Steve or Ernie playing some sort of sick, hideous, medical prank?" "I don't think so, the thought of blood bothers Steve" "And this isn't Ernie's style" "They're my best friends, but come on, they're dull guys with dull lives" "You psycho!" "You psycho!" "We don't know anything!" "I don't know shit!" "You're right" "Besides, the only heads we have access to are cadavers" " And these heads are fresh" " Charlie!" "I'm sorry, but it's true, check it out for yourself" "No!" " Let's call the police" " No!" "No!" "No!" " Why?" " Because we're in Mexico, Laurie" "A third world country." "You don't just call the police in a third world country" "And tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage" " Why not?" " Because they have no laws here!" " They'll turn me into a taco!" " All right, what do you suggest then?" "We have to think this thing through rationally" " Okay?" " Oh, my God, Charlie" " What if they have your bag?" " What?" "Your bag!" "What if the person who owns this bag has your bag?" "They're going to come looking for you" "Laurie, I just took a mental inventory of my bag" "There's no... there's nothing in that bag that could possibly lead them here" "His family lives in Clarion, Vermont!" "They're in the furniture business" "Laurie is from Denver!" "Last name, Bennett" "B-e-n-n-e-t-t!" "On vacation in Mexico" "Okay, that's reassuring What do we do?" "Simple!" "All we have to do is throw them away" "They lock the garbage" "Senor Pritchett?" " Ah, Paco" " Can I help you?" "No, no, I was just putting the, the, the trash in the garbage" "Putting the garbage in the trash, you know?" " I'll take it for you" " No, no, I got it" " What is it?" " It's?" "it's none of your business" "No, Senor, I meant what kind of garbage is it?" "Aluminum?" "Plastic?" "We recycle here" "It's, it's really not recyclable, it's, it's perishable" " Oh, well, perishables we compost" " It's really not compostable" "Sure it is!" "Everything perishable is compostable" "Jesus Christ!" "I mean, come on!" "I'm sorry, senor!" "Go ahead and put it in" " Thank you" " I'll take care of it later" "Actually, you know what?" "It's fine I'll just take it back" "It's really not that bad." "I just need some oil and formaldehyde and vinegar" "And it'll be just as good as..." " Are you sure, senor?" " Yes, thank you, Paco" "Mom, why are you bringing my inheritance into this?" "Excuse me!" "You still haven't changed?" "What are you doing?" " Well, I..." " No, not you, mom" "I found a roa... roa... a rat in my room" "And it had a ball of..." "I don't wanna be rude, but are you coming?" "Or am I going to spend the entire day waiting in the lobby for you?" "I am so sorry, I'll be right down" "What am I going to do?" "Flush them?" "Nothing fits around here" "No, no, no, por favor , no clean" "No clean, room clean, no clean" " No clean" " No clean, gracias" "No, I mean, I'm, I'm asking you to come, mom" "But there's really no need for you to come Mom, it's two hundred degrees here" "You go in here!" "Like that!" "Mom, if we're cut off, it's the lightning" "What?" "Let's go rent a boat!" "I got 8 human heads in my room and I gotta go rent a boat!" "Okay" "Mrs. Pritshett?" "Hi, this is Ernie Lipscomb, Charlie's friend from medical school" "Oh!" "Great!" "Great!" "The number of as many hotels as you can give me" "No, I know, it is, it is late" "It's just that we've run into a little bit of a situation up here" "All right, okay, the Mayan" " That sounds great" " No, no, no, relax, everything's fine" "But I do need to get a hold of Charlie." "Did he tell you what hotel he was staying at?" "He didn't..." "Right, no, I know how sons can be" " All right, and that's the last one, right?" " Yeah, no, I'm good" " School's a little crazy" " Well, thank you" "You know how that goes" "You sure he's only going away for a week?" " He packed enough stuff here for a year" " Charlie is a compulsive packer" ""Sleight of Mind" by Charlie Pritchett again" "He's writing a detective novel" "Yeah, it sounds like his autobiography" "It's a pun on sleight on hand and dim-witted." "You know, a pun, play on words, get it?" "No, no, no, relax." "Everything's fine" "No, I don't know we got midterms" "I'll talk to you soon, Mrs. Pritshett gotta go, bye" "I popped the last guy who tried to pun me, asshole." "Get it?" "Yeah, I get it too." "Make some more calls" "You too, asshole" "Charlie, this is none of my business, hopefully... but, let's review" "You've been pre-law, pre-architect, pre-vet, pre-med..." " No, I'm in Med." " He's an intern" "And now Laurie tells me you've been thinking about becoming a head-shrinker" " Charlie" " A... a what?" "Shrink, headshrinker, psychoanalyst" "Whatever you call an overpaid hand-holder these days" "Actually, sir, I was thinking about that..." "but I don't know what I'm doing anymore" " I'm certainly aware of that" " Dad, enough..." "Annette?" "Bear?" " Wooly, are we alone?" " Yeah, we're alone, but where are you?" "Wooly!" " What are you doing there?" " Wooly!" "Thank God Thank God you're alive!" "Still alive?" "Of course I'm still alive" "Where's Laurie?" "Not with him, oh my God!" "Not with that maniac!" "Calm down and tell me what you're talking about" "What I'm talking about?" "Our daughter is dating a mass murderer" "I went into his room to take a gift to put it in his bag" "In his bag he's got body parts!" "Senora Bennett, I sorry to scare you I was fixing the gutter" "Dick, I am not crazy!" "I know what I saw!" " I believe you" " No, you don't believe me" "Yes, I do believe you, but remember what the doctor said about your drinking" " I did not hallucinate" " Bear" "I had the drink after I saw them Please, Wooly" "Bear, what about the pills?" "I saw you take them, you said yourself they made you woosy" "Right, but then what about the bag?" "Okay... where's the bag?" "I don't know, but I was in his room when he unpacked" "He unpacked right in front of me would a maniac do that?" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "No, no, no, no" "It's not my room!" "It's not my room!" "It is my room, okay" " Senor?" " What?" " We clean room" " What?" " Room clean" " Oh no!" "Hola" " Oh!" "I am..." " Paco?" "No..." "I'm... blind..." "I'm blind I mean, I mean, you're blind..." "I'm a guest and I forgot something" " Adios" " Adios" " I draw the line on mass graves" " Mass graves?" "You know, maybe we should just do individuals, seven of them, you know?" "This reminds me of when I was a kid, I was thirteen years old" "Me and my friends used to rip the heads off Barbie dolls... and burry them in the mud in the backyard" " You used to rip the..." " Hola, amigos" "Find any buried treasures, gringos?" "We have laws about these deserts" "They are environmentally protected now you know" " Actually, no, we didn't know" " Si, si" "We got protected snakes, protected lizards protected toads" "Are you familiar with the Mexican horny toad, chiquita?" " Oh, no" " Oh, yeah!" "Mexican horny toad is a very special species" "It's against the law to hurt a horny toad in any way..." "Oh!" "You just hurt a horny toad!" "Laurie" "Whoa, come on, amigos." "Vamanos!" " Are you all right?" " Yeah" "No, shit!" "They stole my car!" "Go get them!" " Senor" " Dick is going to kill me" "I want you to stay here at your hotel" " Okay" " You're much safer here" " Okay, thank you" " Thank you" "Thank you, sir" " Senor , you forgot your bag" " Thank you, thank you, sir" "Thank you, good night" "Well, that went well" " Charlie!" "I got it!" "Fed Ex it!" " What?" "Fed Ex them to Steve!" "Fed Ex them?" "Laurie, we're in Mexico there is no Fed Ex" "Well, then, Mex Ex them, I don't care the point is just ship them!" "And just let Steve innocently open a package full of heads?" "Of course not, we'll call him" "All right boys, I'd like to do this forever but..." "I'm sorry, I don't know what else to do You know?" "I think it's time that I got rid of you two and moved along." "Come on, come over here" "What?" "you, you can't just kill us We're trying, all right?" "We're trying..." "Trying?" "What are you talking about?" "What does this look like the Special Olympics?" "I need the bag!" "Get over here" " Well, wait..." " Trying, shit, get down!" "Listen, we can call more people or..." "Yes, we can help, man" "I don't know what to do I can go through friends" "Can I answer that?" "It might be Charlie, all right?" "Put it on speaker phone" " Hello?" " Steve" " Oh God!" " Oh, Charlie, thank God." "Jesus!" "Listen to me, you asshole, you got my heads and I want them back, you understand?" "Who is this?" "Never mind who this is I want those heads!" "Jesus Christ!" "You're the guy from the airplane!" "Charlie, listen, listen..." "What does this look like, a family reunion?" "Steve?" "What are you doing to Steve?" "I'm killing him unless you shut up and listen to me!" "Where are you?" "I'm in Baja I'm six hours south of San Diego" "Listen to me." "You meet me at the San Diego airport and bring all 8 heads with you" "San Diego airport?" "I'm on vacation with my girlfriend's parents" "Okay, okay, San Diego" "You make sure you're there by six o'clock if you ain't there, your buddies are history" " But what if I don't have all eight heads?" " What?" " I lost one" " You lost one?" "You lost one?" "How the hell could you lose one?" "The maid got it" "What do you mean a maid got it?" "How the hell did a maid..." "What, what do you mean?" "What, which one did you lose?" "I don't know!" "Oh Jesus!" "I can't believe this shit!" "I can't believe this shit!" "Damn it!" "What's happening?" "I don't know I don't think he's taking it too well" "Charlie, listen." "The guy is serious he's not screwing around" "He's a psycho, all right?" "You gotta do what he says, all right?" " Are you there?" " Yes, yes" "Yeah, listen to this" "All right, bring the rest and make sure you're there" "Remember what I'm telling you now you got it?" " Got it." "Before you hang up though..." " What?" "If you hurt my friends you'll never get them" "Charlie, what are you trying to do?" "Are you threatening me?" "No, I'm just telling you a fact..." "and don't lose my book either" "It's my only copy" "Charlie" "All right!" "All right!" "All right!" "Forget the book, I'll be there" "Yeah, you better" "What's happening?" "We have to go back to San Diego" "San Diego?" "My dad will shit himself!" "What are we going to tell him?" "What to you mean he forgot to turn in his lap report?" " I know it sounds flaky and..." " Flaky?" "It's ridiculous!" "You mean he came all the way to Mexico without turning in a report and for that we have to go home?" "Mom is sick and anyway it's your fault" "My fault?" "He took your advice He's decided on something" "Well, he's decided that he'll never be a member of this family, that's for sure" " We're leaving" " How did he take it?" "It's gonna have to fall under the category of blessing in disguise" "I'll make it up to him I'll give him a year of free analysis" " Cute." "Here" " What's this?" "It's a surprise for his birthday He likes his macho stuff" "Can you pack it in your bag?" "I don't want him to see it" "Where exactly would you suggest I put it?" " If we're going, let's get going" " Right, dad" "The shirt's for you." "Get packing" "And the macho statue with all the disgusting..." "Laundry" "I didn't..." "Thank you" "Who's this guy?" "He might do" " Do for what?" " Hugo" "Wait a minute" "Are you telling us you're trying to find a look alike for the head Charlie lost?" "Yeah." "We got some time to kill before we go to the airport" "Oh, my God!" "But these are college professors!" "You know, innocent people!" "You can't just kill innocent people because they look like someone else" "Let me tell you something, college boy nobody's innocent" "Now, who is he?" "He was my anatomy professor." "He almost flunked me" "Good, here's your chance to get even with the prick." "Get me his address" "Wait a minute!" "I just thought of something!" " What?" " Cryonics!" " Cry- what?" " Cryonics!" "Frozen bodies!" "This university has the biggest Cryonics Foundation in the country" "So what?" "So it could save you a lot of troubles is so what!" "You go on a killing spree here, Big Sep's gonna hear about it" "When a couple of gangsters die nobody cares" "But you blow away professors Big Sep's gonna read about that" "Big Sep don't read" "Still, this cryonics facility has hundreds of frozen bodies" "Why they got hundreds of frozen bodies?" " I think for situations like this" " Don't be a little smart ass" "They have them because people are hoping that in a couple hundred years maybe they can bring them back to life, clone them a healthy body" " Are you jerking me around?" " What?" "Oh, my God, he just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body, now you're talking about having me help you decapitate some professors." "Would I be jerking you around?" "Calm down, tough guy." "What are you trying to tell me?" "I'm trying to tell you that right across campus is a gold mine of heads" "Heads R Us." "Night of a Thousand Heads." "If I was a guy in desperate need of a head, as you are, I'd at least check it out" "Senor, I can't find your jeep anywhere" "What do you mean you can't find it?" "It's red, rojo" "Oh, my God." "I forgot." "We, we went for a drive last night and... it got stolen" "You forgot it was stolen?" "Well, we..." "This is ridiculous!" "How the hell are we going to get out of here?" "It's not a problem, senor take a plane" "Oh, a plane!" "A plane!" "And where would we take a plane from?" "Here." "Since you've been away, senor, this has become a very important city" "I mean we have built our own airport" " A plane comes every day" " Well, aren't we lucky?" "Now, that's a Hugo" " This one's good?" " For Hugo Porter, unbelievable!" "All right, we got a keeper!" " What was that?" " Thawing it out" "No way" "Good God!" "Look at that!" "Lassie, sit girl!" "Stay!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Guys!" "Ernie!" " What?" " I'm not very comfortable, perhaps" "Why is that?" "We're messing with people's immortality here." "It's murder!" "Technically, it's not murder, Steve because they're already dead" "No, these people, they believed in the freezing thing" "All right, this is like grave robbing, grave robbing, or worse" "I don't see any graves." "Do you see any graves?" "There's gonna be two fresh ones, if you two don't start looking for heads, come on" "All right" " Sir, I'm really sorry about the Jeep" " It's open seating" "Now you take these tickets and you check in the big stuff" "We'll take the little stuff, and we'll go get the seats" "Do you think you can handle that?" "Yes, I really appreciate you..." "Come on, Bear." "Come here" "God!" "Permiso, senor , do you have anything to declare?" "Any fruits, vegetables, native plants?" "Are you kidding?" "Sobrino!" "Sobrino!" "Mira!" "Mira!" "Que es eso?" "No se, mira como esta aqui" "Excuse me, could you handle me my bag, please?" " Un momento, senor" " I don't have un momento!" "I have a plane-o to catch-o, got it?" " Machete?" " No, sera una pistola?" "Excuse me, it's right there, I can see it I'll just reach in and get it myself, okay?" "Senor... no." "No, Senor!" "What?" "Is it dad?" "What?" "They found two heads in Dad's carry-on" "Oh, no!" "Put me down!" "Put me down!" "Oh, my God!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Oh, my God!" " Decent, hold this one" " Yeah, wait." "Do you need a Helen?" "No, you can play with her when I leave Get over there" " This guy do anything for you?" " He's not bad either" "Could be a Stu" " Yeah?" " Yeah" "We could beat him a little bit give him a few cuts" "Random disfigurement" "Yeah, definitely a Stu" "Worth a try anyway." "I'll take him and I'll take him" " Great, I'll wrap them up" " What do you mean take?" "Huh?" "You know, for a future doctor you're a pretty stupid kid" "I mean take the heads" "No, No" "No, no way!" "You do it!" "This is your crazy idea, okay?" "It's my idea that you should do it" "But, he's a neurologist, I'm only going into dermatology" "So don't screw up the skin" "Now there's a pleasant sound" "Mr. Escobedo, this is my mother, Annette, Charlie and Fran Bennett" "Dad's mom." "She flew down to help us out" "Nona, this is Dad's Mexican lawyer" " Delighted" " Charmed" "Now, cut the crap and tell us what the hell's going on!" "Certainly" "Miamigos, in your country you have what you call the good news and the bad news" "The good news is that Mr. Bennet underwent only very mild torture" " Jesus!" " Oh my God!" "Shut up, you poodle." "What's the bad news?" "He confessed and was sentenced to death" " Oh my God!" " That little weakling!" "Oh, Mom!" " Wait a minute." "Don't get upset yet" " Not get upset?" "Let the man speak, damn it!" "There are remedies here." "This is a civilized country" "There's going to be a trial some sort of hearing" "Of course." "When my partner arrives, we will formulate our strategy" "Until then, try to relax" "It's a beautiful day." "Enjoy Mexico" "I can't belive it" "Things get a little rough and he cracks" " Nona, they tortured him" " Oh, what?" "A little castor oil down his gullet?" "A little electricity on his dillywacker?" "Cat piss!" "I am spent!" "Chopping off heads just takes it out of you" "Shit!" "Time to go, I got four heads I'm screwed" "But you got a good start" "I'm sure one of those heads in there will do for the one Charlie lost" "I doubt it, the way my luck's running today, kid" "Let's take a second and take stock of where we are so far" "Let me tell you something, kid, okay?" "Just so you know, I gotta kill the both of you" "So don't think by helping me it's gonna change that, all right?" "Yeah, I know, sure, I'm just saying that you're doing all right you might be better off than you think" "Okay, but I'm just saying too I want you to know" "Okay, let's see." "I got a Hugo, a Marty, a so-so Stu, and a bad Frank" "Right, and then at the morgue, you said something about Little Joey" " Right" " Okay" "All right, so I got Little Joey, a Hugo, a Marty, and a bad Frank" " No, where's Stu?" " I said Stu, so-so Stu" "No, just a second ago, you said Little Joey" "I know I said little Joey but I also said Stu" "But then where's Frank?" "All right, let's start over You got a Hugo... a Little Joey..." " ... a Frank..." " Yeah" " A bad Stu..." " No..." "Frank... bad Frank" "That's what I said" "No, you didn't, you said bad Stu, Stu was just so-so" "No, sir, I said a so-so Stu You did not." "You said bad Stu" "Yes, I said." "Everyone heard" "I said so-so Stu" "You said bad Stu!" "I know their names and you don't" "Will you two stop it!" "Goddamnit!" "These are not baseball cards we're talking about here, all right?" "These are heads, human beings' heads" "Where were we?" " I said we have a Hugo" " Yes" "Ho, ho, wait a minute, just a sec." "I can't believe I didn't notice this before" "What?" "With some black hair and a busted nose, this kid makes a decent Frank" " What?" " Yeah" "I mean I know you're a little young, but with that stubble" " a couple of missing teeth" " But you have a Frank" "I got a bad Frank, you make a better one" "But you don't even know if you need a Frank!" " I might" " Please no, please, no" "Listen, please, no, listen I don't want any trouble" "Look, I fly, I fly" " What are you?" "A fairy?" " No, no, he has a pilot's license" "You don't wanna fly commercial airlines with all these heads" "That's how you got in this whole mess." "He can fly us." "It's smarter" "I fly" "All right, grab all those heads." "Just leave the top one" "Why?" "Because the top one doesn't look like anybody and Big Sep will never buy it" "Wait just a minute!" "I sawed this off and you re not even gonna use it?" " Steve, chill" " No, you chill" "It s not fair." "I spent a lot of time on this head" "Don't you think that you could've at least told me this before I cut it off?" "I saw that coming" " Don't fuck with a guy looking for heads" " Good advice" "Now take all the heads and let's go, okay?" " Big Sep, it's Benny" " Where the hell are my heads?" "I just talked to Tommy a while ago." "He'll be there tomorrow" "First it was two weeks ago, then three days ago" "I gave them to Tommy." "It's Tommy's deal now" "Don't you talk to me about Tommy." "I trust Tommy" "This is your job" "Big Sep, what are we talking about here" "Heads!" "It's not like they got any value on the open market" "It's not like we re talking diamonds here now that's what's bothering me Ben" "A guy pays 80 grand and doesn't see proof ..." "He starts thinking maybe, just maybe he's been double-crossed, you know what I mean?" "Big Sep, I swear on the soul of my dead mother, I off them myself me, and Rico, I give you my word!" "Your word ain't what I paid you 80 fucking grand for, Ben" "I paid you 80 fucking grand to see their fucking heads" "Now you bring me their heads" "Bennie!" "Bennie, Bennie, come in here, hurry up!" "Bennie, you re not gonna believe this!" "look, look at this!" " My God!" "That's Hugo!" " That s Hugo and Stu, I mean... didn't I tell you he'd screw up, Bennie, didn't I tell you?" " This ain' t good" " What the hell's Big Sep gonna say, Bennie" "Shut up!" "Ernie Lipscomb, Please pick up a courtesy phone" "This is Ernie Lipscomb" "Ernie, it's Charlie." "Let me talk to him" " Sure." "It's for you" " Yeah?" "Hi, it s Charlie, I..." "I lost two more heads" "What?" "how could you lose two more heads?" " The police got them" " How could the police get them?" "The one I lost earlier, I got it back" "What are you looking at?" "He's talking about potheads" "We re de-programmers with marijuana anonymous" "He hates to lose a client" "Listen to me, you little incompetent piece of shit!" "Where are you exactly?" "The La Purisima Hotel" "Don't move." "Don't leave your room for anything." "I coming down there" "If there s any more heads missing by the time I get there" "I'm gonna replace them with your family and your friends, you hear me, huh?" "He really cares, and that's what makes him the best" "What?" "I'm thinking that once he gets these away from us your dad's a goner" "We gotta move" "I, I saw a place just outside of here, we gotta check into another hotel, come on, get up!" "Uhm, I'll take these I had nowhere else to put them" "I'll take these to the American border, I'll give them to the police" "I'll rent a car I'll drive all night" " What am I gonna tell my mother?" " Tell her anything" "Tell her we had a fight, tell her I called you fat" "It doesn't matter what she thinks the important thing is to save your dad" "I'm not fat" "Look Laurie, maybe your dad was right about me" "Maybe, I'm a total nimrod who can't follow through on anything" "But I got him into this" "I promise you, I'm gonna get him out" "Get your hands off her Maniac!" "Hold on!" "You may want me to think I'm crazy but I'm not crazy and I'm not stupid you had those heads hidden in your room, and then you pinned them on my Dick" "Mom, what are you saying?" "I'm calling the police on him, I'm gonna do it right now" " No" " No" "Mom, calling the police is a bad idea." "No, no" "Laurie, I love you." "Take your hand off the phone you, back off, I know exactly what I am doing" "No, you, you're not thinking clearly" "I am thinking perfectly." "I know exactly what I am doing." "I told you to back off!" "Operator?" "No, I wasn't yelling at you." "Could you get me the police please?" "Oh yes, operator, I need you to get the police for me, policia?" "Si, si, si, I'm trying to reach the police, the policia, si, gracias..." "Yes, Si, Si!" "Yes, of course, I'll hold, I'm happy to hold" "For Christ s sake, keep it down!" "Yes, oh, hello, police, yes, I have..." "Charlie, hurry!" "Go!" " I need to rent a car" " Sure, that's no problem" "We got chevys, jeep, chevys..." "Hey, that looks like our jeep" "Well, uh, there's a lot of jeeps, you know, senor" "With this magazine in them?" "I don't think so." "This jeep was stolen from us" "I don't know, senor a lot of people read magazines" "On seizures?" "You gotta be kidding me!" "You really like that magazine, huh?" "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do" "You rent this jeep, I'm gonna throw in magazine for Nada" "Unbelievable!" "Excuse me." "where can we rent a car?" "Thanks!" "All right, make sure it has A.C Hold on, champ." "Thanks" "Are you telling me I just passed out?" "Come on, drink up, you're a little dehydrated" " I'm gonna get us packed" " My butt's staying right here" "Why?" "I hear the Tropicana s wonderful" "It's a waste of money, honey!" "Give me the two c's, a cot and a crapper, I'm set" "But..." "Laurie, Charlie, it's Ernie" " Jesus!" " Who the hell is Ernie?" " Nobody, grandma" " Well, he sure as hell seems to know you" " No, grandma" " Is this some guy you're boffing on the side?" " Grandma!" " What the hell are you doing?" " Where's Charlie?" " Who are you?" "I asked you a question where the fuck is Charlie?" "And I asked you a question, who the fuck are you?" "Now that we're in this frigging La Purisima, what do we do now?" "We find a cop station and we get our heads" "All right" "Benny!" "Look!" "It's him!" "It's Tommy!" "What the hell do you think he's doing?" "Do you think he got the heads back already?" "I don't know, but why don't we follow him?" "Come no!" "Where the hell is he going?" "Keep following him" "I told Charlie to stay put" "I told that son-of-bitch to stay put" "So who are you?" "God?" "Why the hell should he listen to you?" "Oh!" "I am so groggy!" "Do you mind if I lie down in the back?" "I don't give a shit what you do lady, just keep quiet" "Watch your language" "Ow!" "Fern, stop it!" "Ugh!" "Oh!" "My God!" "Another head?" "Oh!" "My God!" "Lady, lady, shut up!" "I can't stand it!" "I'm losing my mind!" "Everywhere I look are heads!" "Shut up, lady!" "Jesus Christ!" "You're not the only person on this planet with problems" "Shut it!" "Jesus!" "What a head case!" "Is that supposed to be a joke?" "Killer humour!" "looks like this guy I dated in High School" "Hugo Porto" "Hey, I think we're gonna pull over because we need some gas soon" " Keep fucking driving" " Didn't I tell you to watch your language?" "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "Get your hands off me, you goon!" "Don't fuck with me!" "Grandma!" " My money says he ain't got the head" " Mine, too" "Man, how could you do that?" " How could I what?" " Throw her off the cliff?" "A man can only take so much, Kid" "Oh!" "My God!" "I can't believe it!" "I can't believe he..." " I thought the old battle-ax would never die!" " Mom!" "What do you wanna do now?" "Keep following him, but I don't like the smell of this" " Well, well, well, if it isn't our old amingo" " Oh!" "No!" "not again!" "Isn't once enough, huh?" "Can't you give a guy a break?" "From one human being to another" "That's, that's very moving, gringo" "But the real question is, are we gonna cut off your conjones?" "Or live them on?" "You don't have to do this, come on guys, you can't kill me, can't we flip for it" "You think you should kill me, flip for it?" " What?" " A coin, you know?" "Flip a coin, I win you let me go, you win you mangle me" "you're a crazy man, gringo" " Call it" " Heads" "Oh, you sure?" "you don't even wanna you sure you don't wanna think about it?" "I've never been more sure of anything in my life" "Juan!" "Don't take the keys!" "Don't take the keys!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, this has not been a very good vacation" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Who's there?" "Stop!" "Stop!" " Not your kind of music" " I hate that shit" "Are you talking to me?" "I said, are you talking to me?" "I don't know who you're talking to" " I'm the only one here" " Shut the fuck up!" " Are you talking to me?" " Yeah, I'm talking to you, shut up!" "Shut up..." "Screwball!" " What's that?" " What's what?" "Stop!" "stop!" "Oh!" "No!" "Whoa, hold on now!" "Hold on, hold on, just okay, okay" "Hey, come here, stop okay, don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "I thought I told you to stay put?" "Where's my heads?" "Where's my heads?" "They're in the jeep They're in the coolers" " Good" " But I lost another one" "What?" "Here, coyote" " What's he doing?" " The kid ain't dead, that's for sure" "Here coyote!" " Shut!" " What?" " Shut up!" " What?" "What is it?" "I'm dead, shit, I'm dead" "Who, uh, whoever they are, it doesn't look like they're coming after us" "Not yet." "Just the fact that they're here means I'm dead though" "When?" "As soon as I give you the heads?" "Or as soon as I get them across to the States" "Knowing them, they're gonna let me take that risk too" "Who are the heads anyway?" "What?" "Non of your business What the hell do you care?" "You spend your vacation with a bunch of heads, you kind of want to know" "You think about their hopes and their dreams" "Their lives cut short" "Hopes?" "Dreams?" "Those bums?" "You have to feel something!" "You don't just kill eight people and not feel anything!" "It don't really matter, but let's just set the record straight, okay?" "First of all, I didn't whack them, those guys did" "Second, Mister Phi Beta Craphead" "If I hadn't fucked up, I'd be retiring after this" "Hey!" "Hey!" "look!" "look!" "What is he doing?" "It looks like he's chasing after a dog?" " What if we could help each other out here?" " Impossible" "Why?" "Because you're stupid besides I'm not gonna take the chance of going across that border" "Well, if you know it all then how come you're in this mess to begin with?" "Because of bad luck" "It's not my fault that the bag was to big to go in carry-on" "There was a gift shop right next to the gate" "Didn't you ever think of taking two bags?" "Oh!" "Shit!" "So I'll repeat the question, what if there's where a way we could help each other out?" "What way?" "I'm not into mass murder if I'm not getting paid for it" "But I'm warning you, anybody gets in my way is dead" " Thank you again for getting rid of fern" " Mom!" "The going rate five thousand dollars, but you can owe me lady" "Where's he going?" "I don't know, Do I look a mind reader?" "Let's go, come on" "So now what do we do?" "Drive to the border?" "Hello no!" "We gotta get those heads back and save your dad" "Hey!" "Come back here!" "I'll kick your ass!" " Come on Bennie let's take him now" " I expect that's exactly what he wants" "Uh, let's see, how lucky" "We got here." "Ah, we got Marty" "Ah, we got Benito" "Little Joey" "What is he doing?" "I don't know, it s like he's teasing us wait a minute it's caught on my neck!" "Ouch, Jamal, you wanna bite, huh?" "Jamal!" "Jamal!" "Let's see, what do I need?" "I need a Stu, a Frank and a Hugo" "There's a Hugo" " Who is it?" " It looks like Stu or Hugo" "Frankie you suck..." "but you're gonna have to do, buddy" "How many has he got now?" "He's got one, two seven, eight ." " He's got all eight heads" " I'm gonna make him the ninth head" "And you, you I definitely don't need what a bunch of douchebags!" "Lost dreams!" "What a crock!" "This coyote won't be doing anymore running away" "I got him trained!" "That is disgusting I can't leave it outside for the coyotes" "Everybody be still, this is our last match" "Good work Steve, you asshole!" "That's it, we're just gonna have to wait till dawn" "Steve, shut up!" "Heads up!" "Stop ahead!" "Anybody need to use the head!" "Steve, shut up and go to sleep" "Oh, don't let it go to your head whoa, whoa, whoa, you're way ahead of me" "Steve!" "Hey, don't bite my head off, all right?" " That's it, I m sleeping outside guys" " Me too" "Steve!" "Get a grip, go to sleep" "Or what, huh?" "You'll have my head?" "Enough!" "Mr. Hitman" "I'm so alone" "Ain't got no body to call my own" "Ain't got no legs for walking all over" "Can't hold my liquor so I gotta stay sober" "Mr. hitman, give me a break" "Tell Mr. Pizza that I ain't no steak" "Please put on your magic sheen" "Mr. Hitman bring me a dream" "Jesus!" " Bennie!" "Wake up!" "He's up!" "He's up!" " I'm up!" "I'm up!" "Relax!" "Damn it!" "This always works on the Camaro" " You can do it" " I Know." "All right!" "Can I get some breakfast here?" "Si, Senior, please, sit anywhere you like" " Bennie, what the hell is he doing?" " I don't know, let's go find out, shall we?" " Coffee, Senor?" " Uh, yeah, good" " Juice?" " Sure" "Wow, look at this surprise!" "Bennie, Rico, you boys decide to take a vacation?" "Yeah, Tommy, you know we never seen Mexico" "We figured this is a good time to check it out" "Good, good... it's nice down here I know you re waiting for me to cross over to the States" "But I gotta tell you now, when I do" "You'll get that bag over my dead body" "Funny." "We was thinking exact same thing, huh, Rico?" "That's his Van" "The guy with the van, where is he?" "Uh, he's in the hotel, Senior" "You're not going in there after him , are you?" "We need those heads, yes, I'm going in there I can't believe you're actually doing this" "Give me your guns" "Jesus!" "Charlie, where'd you get that?" " It looks like mine" " It was yours" "You dropped it in the dessert, now it's mine now both of you, put your guns on the table" "Or I'm gonna blow your heads off" "Right now!" "Laurie, get the guns" "Ernie, get the duffel bag" " Wait a minute!" " Easy, kids" "You don't wanna mess with these guys" "He's right, Charlie, what do you want those heads for anyway?" "He's gonna take them to the border, and turn in, right, Charlie?" " You'll be a hero with her old man" " Something like that" "Forget about it, you do that and Big Sep kills us all" "Fuck Big Sep!" " Mrs. Bennett, Senor Prit-Shit" " Paco" "We're F.B.l!" "He's the Unibell man" "Senora Bennett?" "Back off" "Come on, Laurie, drive faster" "What have you done?" "Laurie, why do you have guns?" "What... what..." "Senor Pritchit, senor Bennett, what's happening?" "What's this all about?" "It's about heads" " Steve, leave him alone" " Why does she have guns?" "Look!" "See?" "Heads !" "All right?" "I know, but it's okay, Paco, Paco" "I told you it wasn't recyclable" "Paco, it's okay, Paco" "Charlie, what are we gonna do?" "Charlie?" " What are you doing?" " Ernie, give me the duffel bag" "Everybody stay in the car!" "Steve, stay in the car!" "Move, please!" "Move!" "Hola!" "Hola!" "I have something to declare!" "His mistake, he doesn't have anything" "Arrest them!" "Arrest them!" "That's his bag!" "Arrest them" "All right, everybody freeze!" "Don't do anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen" " Get to the plane, Rico" " Oh!" "Shit!" "No need to be excited!" "Charlie!" "We're just getting in the plane and fly away, bye-bye, have a nice day" "Arrest them!" "Drop your guns or I'm gonna shoot him" " Move in, goddamnit!" " No!" "Charlie!" "No!" "Arrest them!" "Check their bag!" "Open their bag!" "There's a human head in the bag!" "The man you arrested yesterday is in jail for the murders these guys committed" "He father is innocent" "These are the guys who did it" "Right there!" "Wait a minute!" "That's not ours!" " You arrested us for the wrong head!" " Rico" " Our heads are not here!" " Shut up!" " Where are our heads, asshole?" " Shut up, Rico" "Al suelo!" "You knew it?" "You planned it?" " You got a future, kid!" " Thanks" ""Slight of Bag by Charlie Pritchett"" "Show me the law about bringing a head out of the country" "It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable it ain't a native plant, goddamnit!" "Alto!" "Alto!" "You can't have it!" "It's mine!" "I spent a lot of time on this head It's my best friend!" "Subtitles by GraveDigger"