" (Clinking)" " Drink!" "It's not drink, Father, it's just fizzy water." "Jacob's Creek Chardonnay, 1991!" " You can tell that from the sound?" " Drink!" "Drink!" "Drink!" " Who wants their afternoon drink?" " Drink?" "Oh, yes." " No." " No?" "!" " You said you'd give it up for Lent." " What?" "!" "You said you'd offer it up for our Lord." "Arnold?" "Who's Arnold?" " You remember Father Jack." " Oh, yes." "Nan!" "No, it's "nun"." "Nun!" "(Screaming)" "Where did you manage to stick Jack?" "There's a great place for people who don't like shopping." "They can stay there and have a laugh." "Realy?" "I never heard of that." " Were there other people there?" " Loads." "He'll be fine." "During leap years," "Father Jack is very much affected by the changing of the seasons." "A marvellous serenity enters his life and he is at one with nature." "(# Swelling strings)" "He's great when he's in the mood." "If ony it lasted a bit longer." "(Vomiting)" "(Snoring)" "(Children shouting) Feck!" "Arse!" " Drink!" " Feck!" "Drink!" " Girls!" " Drink!" "Nuns!" "Nuns!" "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "Reverse!" "The last of the alcohol has left his system." "I think he's actualy sober." "Is that it, Father?" "Are you seeing things as they realy are?" "Oh, my God!" "That's it, all right." "Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"