The secret of Top Gear’s success: double cream

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“The BBC would say, ‘You should get Professor Suchabody on talking about the environment’ and we would go, ‘F**k off, he can have the Ten O’Clock News’. Do the Two Fat Ladies say,’And if you want to have a low-fat version of this recipe you can use single cream’? They never do. They go, ‘Pile it on; heart attack now’.”