Hoping Foundation (2011)

It’s one of those mornings where Kitty Brucknell‘s bared bits are top news, along with Tulisa‘s arm tattoo flouting OfCom product placement rules (there’s also the phone hacking hearing which is pretty big sh*t, so we’ll get to that shortly – when I’ve injected enough tea into my eyelids to keep them open), so we’re going to kick things off with a roadside gallery.

It’s one of those occasions where there’s no red carpet, so the majority of the celebs snapped haven’t got their game faces on, and have therefore innately opted for more despondent / squinting / startled expressions. As ever, they’re more disgruntled by the press intrusion on the way into the event (according to WENN, it was a Hoping Foundation event in Café de Paris) then they are coming out of the back entrance after having guzzled a few snifters of something or other.