A vintage lamp here, an architectural salvage piece there, but flea market purchases were just a gateway drug, and after that, random boxes loaded with clock faces, keys, letters and gosh-knows-what became a passion.

The spoof website contains made up stories that, among other things, assert "Marijuana is the gateway drug to Twinkies," that Mayans believed the world would end in 2012 because of marijuana, and that local drug dealers are banding together to stop medical marijuana because it would hurt their business.

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