...for he is like a refiner's fire... and he shall sit as a refiner and purifier... and purge (me) as gold and silver, that (I) may offer to the Lord an offering in righteousness. I must receive into the depths of my heart the searching scrutiny of God which removes the dross of selfishness, sin and judgement that I may praise His name forever.

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He shall cover thee with His feathers, and under His wings shalt thou find refuge: His truth is a shield and bucklerPsalms 91:4

Be it ours,when we cannot see the face of God, to trust under the shadow of His wings. C.H. Spugeon

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Just Cruising

Found these definitions;Sipphony–the sound of people sipping in unison their tiny cups of Communion juice; or - the synchronized sound of people drinking their coffee while listening to the sermon. (guess it depends on the context of the church)

Megalobiblia–the compulsive need to carry a really BIG Bible

Proleperous–Jesus’ tendency to heal lepers

Loafquacious–feeding thousands of people with five loaves of bread

Golfertory–a foursome made up of pastors

Dazzledermatitus–when a human face shines like lightning

Treeophany–climbing a tree to see Jesus

Sermocide–dying as Paul preaches way too long (Acts 20:9)

Theofanny–Moses seeing the “backside” of GodRibawsum - the helpmate God gave men

Ribrusin - what men get from their ribawsums when the pastor makes a good point

Goodribben - what men give to their ribawsums when the ribawsums totally missed the point

Ribellion - when the goodribben is misunderstood by the ribawsum

Ribpentence - what good men do when their goodribben is misunderstood by their ribawsums

Ribiculous - how the whole thing got blown out of proportion to begin with