Mike: Why don't you come outside and shoot some hoops with me, John?
John: Sorry dude, I want to level up on Rune Scape. Maybe later.
Mike: Gawd, you lazy bum -- get off you're ass and get some exercise!

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

-insult1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

-insult1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."