RuckmeFunnin2 write: Maybe God wants us to meet afew wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person we will know how to be grateful. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them them to know you

Maybe God wants us to meet afew wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person we will know how to be grateful. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them them to know you

I can't take credit for any of these, they were in a paperback I picked up years ago at a general store in the middle of nowhere I stopped for gas at. I've just always kept the book. But it seemed appropriate for this thread so I'll pass a few of them along to the group;

"Three things can't be trusted, a fart, a cook, and a rearview mirror."

"Catchin' a June bug at 70 mph can double your vocabulary."

"If she changes her oil more often than she changes her mind, follow her."

"Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down, or run away from later."

"New leather don't smell right"

"Beware the biker who's ink peels off"

"The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome"

"Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as your carburetor."

"People are like motorcycles, each one customized a bit differently."

"A biker can smell a party from 5,000 miles away."

"Never offer to fight an old geezer. If you win there's no glory, if you loose your reputation is shot."

"Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go."

"A good rider has balance, judgment, and timing. So does a good lover."

"Never mistake horse power for staying power."

"Only bikers understand why dogs stick their heads out car windows."

"It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed."

"The size of the piston don't tell you noth'n about he depth of the stroke."