This is the worst thing that could possibly happen to organ donation in this country. I mean, you've just been through this tragedy, someone you love is on life support and you are being asked if they should be taken off life support so their organs can be donated, and in that moment of pain, you are given the extra horror of realizing that there's a possibility your loved one's heart could end up keeping Dick Cheney alive a little while longer.

LittleSmitty:I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.

My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.

When Cheney finally dies, I wonder if they'll post round the clock guards on his grave site or just say fark it and accept reality and just install a hardwood surface over it for all the people to dance on?

jjorsett:I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.

same here, lol at all the families of people who were killed in the war he sold on lies, high five breh!'

Dallymo:crotchgrabber: nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

You're a problem-solver, you are. I like that.

Don't do it. That would be a terrible thing to do, getting it all over the feet of the tap-dancers.

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

quatchi:The only reason Dick Cheney still walks the earth is cos Satan hasn't finished renovating the new "Gitmo" circle of Hell he'll be consigned to for all eternity.

Please! Do I have to spell it out for everyone? The *only* reason that humanoid-shaped pile of dog shiat 'Cheney' is still alive undead ambulatory and above ground is that Satan is scared *Shiatless* that when Cheney stages his invasion of Hell, Satan will be deposed by this new Lord of the Underworld.

jjorsett:I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.

Yes. Clearly anyone who dislikes a man who pushed for a war that personally enriched himself and his friends, and whose company, when he was CEO, skirted sanctions with a country that was at the time (and later, *STATED BY HIM*) to be our enemy... well, anyone who could dislike such a man is a horrible, hateful, envious, petty person.

War Profiteers are, as we know, the most noble and honorable of all people, paragons of virtue who should be worshiped above all else. Truly, they are the exemplars of human nature.

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

No Cheney, a miracle would be you and your cronies being charged for your war crimes. You being able to live a bit longer is courtesy of the very people you wanted to send off to fight for your oil profits.

Ha! If someone were to abduct him and drop him at the Hague, you just know he would be on a plane home in an hour with apologies and likely a free t-shirt or something... Or maybe a fresh heart my wife adds. Point is he wouldn't get charged with squat.

jjorsett:I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.

crotchgrabber:nekom: Tenga: Just curious, is it a crime to shiat on a grave?

Public defecation is probably a crime in many jurisdictions. Go ahead and add criminal trespass if you sneak in at night (most cemeteries are closed at night). You're not really desecrating a corpse as nothing is getting past that vault for many years. I don't know why I actually bothered to think about that question.

Solution: shiat in a ziploc bag, take it to the cemetery during proper hours, leave your "respects" to the deceased.

jjorsett:I warms the cockles of my heart that Dick Cheney's continued survival can be the source of such aggravation to his enemies. It's also useful in making the veil drop and exposing their true inner selves: hateful, envious, and petty.

yes, dislike of Cheney is all about us...it has nothing to do with him being a prick.

And Reagan was a tax-cutting tough guy who single-handedly toppled the Evil Empire!!!

LittleSmitty:I don't know who that heart belonged to, how they died, or how he ended up with it. But it deserved a more worthy recipient. And I'm sure someone on a long list to receive a heart replacement got bumped so this soul less fark could have it.

I wish the heart was haunted by a monk or someone who might make him feel shame and empathy.

Here's the words in that sentence that are normally not associated with Dick Cheney: wish, heart, monk, feel, shame, empathy.

Here's the word in that sentence that is more often associated with Deck Cheney: haunted.

Bareefer Obonghit:My old boss gave me 10,000 to 1 odds that Dick Cheney is actually being controlled from the inside by a smaller, insidious creature. I bet that $1 because you always take 10,000 to one odds, I don't care. We'll see whose stupid when that exoskeleton breaks down from wear and tear, or a hunting buddy out for revenge blasts it off.

Right. A miracle. Had nothing to do with the hard work of surgeons, nurses, other caregivers, research scientists, drugs, and government-funded health care. Or if it did, it's only because your god "worked through them".

And the whole government health care thing is definitely a bad idea. Except, of course, for your benefit. So...