Well, I guess advertising in general is extremely annoying, but I have a real beef with the phrase, "The more you buy, the more you save!" NO. The more you buy, THE MORE YOU SPEND, ASSHOLE. If I came in for a t-shirt and left with a shirt, a coffee table, some decorative napkins, and a designer vibrator, all because your store was having a sale that said spend two hundred bucks on this crap you don't need so you can get five bucks off of that t-shirt that you actually wanted, and I seriously fell for it, then I was an idiot consumer that day.

It's sad the number of occasions that I really did give into that garbage, too.

My second thing is programs that don't let you minimize them when you're just trying to run them in the background. Video editors, I'm looking at you. Yeah, you. Get the fuck down in my taskbar when you're rendering. I couldn't give a shit less about your progress bar. We'll touch base when I'm damn good and ready for it.

you wake up to the sun. its all beautiful in your room with the natural lighting. You go to the kitchen same situation. you eat your fruity pebbles because they're awesome. everything is going good with your morning. your shirtless back is getting hit with the heat from the sun and you think to yourself OMG its beautiful outside let me go get the mail with no shirt on and only wearing sweatpants and slippers.

I hate learning about a particular dysfunction of a vehicle that you are borrowing ... while in traffic. I borrowed my mother's van once for a trip to North Carolina. I found out that it doesn't accelerate properly in cold weather after pulling out of a parking lot to cross a six lane street.

Not having the presence of mind to say anything more than "thanks" when I get a compliment on (anything, really)She complemented me on my miami dolphins shirt, she's a dolphins fan!"shoulda got her number, bro"

I HATE when I'm listening to a song, and my brother then plays the same song after me, on speaker. I HATE when I'm really starting to like that one song, and he ruins it. I HATE when my brother tries to sing along to the song, yet doesn't know any of the lyrics and mumbles to it.

I'll be listening to a song, and he'll play it after me 10 MORE TIMES. Then again the next day, and the after that, ETC. Makes me want to rip my hair out.