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Our heroes are battling a zombie Tyrannosaurus on the way to the Well of Souls! Quinny & Ranger (Guy Bradford) have bathroom issues on the air ship, Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun) knits a collection of body bags, and Alyn cat-sits for the very first time!

82 episodes available.
A new episode about every
8 days
averaging 45 mins duration
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Having destroyed the ‘Roid-Goblin Facility, our heroes are facing off against the villainous Barrel! Quinny starts sneak attacking like it’s going out of style, Juniper has a breakdown after a tragic case of friendly fire, and Butthole lets Moonhammer decide the fate of an evil doctor!

Our heroes are infiltrating the ruined temple of Moonhammer in Phandalin! Juniper carries out a series of quasi-successful impersonations, Butthole uses the walking table to arm the townsfolk, and Quinny gives a PSA about exploiting your enemy’s addiction issues!

Our heroes are planning to free Phandalin from the the Unseen Hand! Quinny fondly remembers his days as an atheist, Juniper reveals an incredible secret ability, and Butthole helps the group choose the most “ethical” way to destroy their enemies!

Crash landing outside Phandalin, our heroes start a resistance movement against The Unseen Hand! Goblin Jr. finds a new ally in the cave hermit Juniper, Butthole is horrified when he discovers the entire town is racist against Dwarves, and Quinny reads someone’s mind!

Having escaped prison and hearing news of a rebellion against the Tinglers, our heroes are heading for Phandalin! Quinny battles the demon in his head, Butthole makes a hard decision about a prisoner’s fate, and a mysterious figure is following a Prophecy!

Our heroes are forced to finish their escape under less-than-ideal circumstances! Quinny adjusts to his new/old body, Paladin Von Stross reacts to his drugs strangely while Butthole tries to keep him focused, and Gary (Julian Frid) carries out his secret plan within a plan!

Our heroes are carrying out their plan to escape “The Coffin”! Butthole tries to transfer Quinny’s soul between bodies, Gary (Julian Frid) and Alyn attempt to steal drugs with STARTLING consequences, and the group has a showdown over who gets to unlock their anti-magic collar!

Our heroes are still incarcerated in “The Coffin”, but they’re beginning their escape. Franken-Quinny is determined to get himself an OG Quinny body, Butthole invites a goblin named Kevin to join the team, and Alyn and Gary (Julian Frid) worry about how Xanthus will affect the plan!

Jailed inside Greensborough Penitentiary, AKA "The Coffin", our heroes are determined to escape! Franken-Quinny is forced to battle a team of OG Quinnys, Alyn tells Butthole about the voice in her head, and Gary (Julian Frid) starts planning their exit!

Having been captured by Paladin Von Stross, our heroes are on their way to jail! Butthole doesn’t know which gang to join, Alyn attempts to smuggle Billy Fingers inside, and Quinny re-acquaints himself with an old friend, the mysterious Gary (Julian Frid)!

After battling the evil Dr. Moreau, our heroes continue to search for the Well of Souls. Alyn and Quinny discuss the voices in their heads, Butthole returns his dead rental raptors, and our heroes are forced to compete in a race through the city!

Our heroes journey deeper into the ancient structure that houses the necromantic Well of Souls. Alyn finds herself in another stalemate “Wizard Fight”, Quinny continues to use magic without realizing it, and Butthole has trouble describing an enemy’s weak-spot.

Franken-Quinny has teleported down to join our heroes as they enter the tomb that houses the evil Well of Souls. Alyn puts Billy Fingers on security detail, Quinny reveals his scary new powers, and Butthole continually “fixes” parts of Quinny’s body.

Our heroes are battling a zombie Tyrannosaurus on the way to the Well of Souls! Quinny & Ranger (Guy Bradford) have bathroom issues on the air ship, Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun) knits a collection of body bags, and Alyn cat-sits for the very first time!

Our heroes are journeying into the jungles of Chult to destroy the Well of Souls and save Franken-Quinny! Butthole finally uses some magic of Moonhammer, Alyn gets a new familiar, and Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun) goes on a knitting spree!

Franken-Quinny’s body is failing, and its up to our heroes to save him! Butthole and Alyn plan a journey into the jungle alongside their new companion Mr. Mittens (Jonah Calhoun), and Quinny is left behind shackled to Ranger (Guy Bradford)!

Our heroes meet up with Ranger (Guy Bradford) on the airship McSquiggley and set sail for their first wedding ceremony! Butthole is excited to catch up with the master of ceremonies, Alyn continues to converse with the voice in her head, and a friend returning to the party adapts to his new, terrible body!…

Our heroes have are battling the Queen of Hell and her followers inside a flesh circus! Bucky’s wild magic starts to get wild, Alyn is determined to do something scary before the fight ends, and Bobert faces the possibility that Moonhammer (Alysa King) could die!

Our heroes have snuck into an underworld circus to try to ambush the Queen of Hell! Bucky makes things more comfortable for the damned, Bobert and Moonhammer (Alysa King) try to bluff their way into the Queen’s presence, and Alyn talks with several other bat-people!

Our heroes battle across the bottom of the River Styx alongside the mortal form of Moonhammer (Alysa King)! Bobert and Bucky play the role of father and son, Alyn transforms into a bat again, and Moonhammer uses her powers to lead them towards Quinny’s soul!

Our heroes are journeying into hell, alongside a now-mortal Moonhammer (Alysa King), in an attempt to rescue Quinny’s soul! Bucky opens a portal to the underworld by accident, Moonhammer and Bobert discuss the history of their relationship, and Alyn enjoys watching someone else struggle with magic!

We're starting our 3rd season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want to join our adventures at this point (as well as for those who can't remember the craziness from our last 36 episodes)!

Time has passed and our heroes have travelled separately for months after the tragedy at the Thiefys, when strange dreams bring them together once again. Alyn has been building a soul-tracker, the Forsaken has been murdering Gods, and naive fan-boy Bucky makes his first appearance! Also our heroes are joined by their most epic guest yet!…

It's our SEASON FINALE! The Thiefys are underway and the heist is in progress! Bryn makes the best sleight of hand roll in the history of the show, Bobert walks the black carpet, Alyn uses a brand new spell under desperate circumstances, and Quinny reveals what he wished for back on Tornado Island!

It’s the final day of the Thiefys and the real heist has begun! Bobert attempts his first seduction, Quinny and Goblin Jr. have a heart-to-heart, Bryn creates the first medieval flip-book, and Alyn makes an unlikely agreement with her father!

Alyn learns the dangers of using powerful magic, Quinny supervises Bobert during the Thieves Auction, Bryn is scared by the scale of Alyn’s abilities, and Bobert pitches his most intricate and insane plan yet for the final heist!

It’s day two at the Thiefys and the awards are closing in fast! Bobert tries to learn about the birds and the bees, Quinny studies the soul stone security measures, Bryn & Alyn head to meet with the mages, and Quinny & The Forsaken head to the auction!

It’s Fight Night at the Thiefys! Bobert is in the arena as “The Forsaken” facing off against the Fight Guild Champion, Quinny becomes an emotional support for his friend, and Bryn and Alyn try to learn more about Alyn’s most powerful magic book!

Fight Night is almost upon our heroes at the Thiefys! Bryn (Megan Miles) leads the gang to the Mirage’s brothel, Quinny dons his classic f**k harness, Alyn gets box seats with her Dad, and Bobert has his first encounter with Merle Streep!

It’s the first day of the Thiefys and the heist has begun! Bryn (Megan Miles) interrogates the service staff, Quinny and Alyn get caught up in a high-stakes gambling fiasco, and Butthole reminisces about the Donkey Wars and unveils his latest persona: The Forsaken!

Having arrived at the Mirage Casino and Hotel, our heroes plan to steal a Thiefy! Alyn gets a surprise invite to meet the head of the Thieves Guild, Quinny finds out a secret about the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles), and Butthole catches up with his old friends from the Greywater Syndicate days!

Having joined forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles), our heroes gear up for the Thiefys! Butthole chooses yet another new name, Quinny is excited to get into the thick of things, and Alyn is drawn even further into #ThiefLife!

Having saved the Wind God, our heroes set sail for the Thiefys! Desperate to gain entrance to the awards show, our gang are forced to join forces with the mysterious Bryn (Megan Miles). Alyn and Quinny are suspicious of their new friend/rival, while Butthole starts life anew as a Godless Monster!

Our heroes are battling the evil Augustin Palantir and an avatar of the Wind God itself! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) faces off against an old friend, Alyn “Wizard Fights” herself unconscious, Quinny races to defeat the whims of a God, and Butthole and Moonhammer’s feud comes to a shocking conclusion!…

Our heroes are fighting through a temple to save the Wind God, and they’ve created a sentient bindle! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) unearths a mystical priest, Butthole refuses to use magic, Quinny is tempted by a bunch of golden stakes, and Alyn gets in an epic Wizard Fight!

On the way to save the Wind God our heroes are trapped by monks in a wind-filled room! Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz) tries to weaponize his elemental allies, Butthole swears off healing, Quinny slaps someone unconscious and Alyn gets creative with a cloud of daggers!

Our heroes have to sneak into a temple and save a piece of the Wind God! They make allies inside the lungs of Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz), Quinny helps Butthole determine what Moonhammer wants from him, Alyn turns into a bat again, and our gang hold a funeral for a fallen friend!

Our heroes are trapped on an island surrounded by tornadoes and the only person who can help them is Tornado Town Terrence (Eric Turkienicz)! Butthole gets drunk after fighting with Moonhammer, Quinny finds true peace (if only for a few minutes), and our heroes join forces with a team of rocks!

Our heroes set sail for the Thiefys, but things quickly get complicated! Butthole interrogates and befriends his secret captive, Quinny explains how the Thiefys actually work, Alyn struggles with killing people she’s trying to capture, and they make a mysterious new friend (Eric Turkienicz)!Also... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS EPISODE'S SPONSOR JONAH!…

Our heroes join forces with a Ghost Ship to lure Moby Death into an ambush! Quinny takes the helm during a naval battle, Moonhammer tests Butthole by being no help in combat, and Alyn uses a brand new spell to send Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) into a very unlikely duel!

After promoting Slutty Dave to First Mate, our heroes plot to free Boots from a ghost ship! Butthole discovers that he really is the chosen one, Alyn finds a bunch of money she forgot about, Quinny steers the Sea Witch into the Drifts, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) faces off with a Ghost!

After stealing a boat of their own, our heroes are on a quest to find Captain Roberts’s (Alex Pinto) old crew! Alyn negotiates with a group of prisoners, Butthole invents the Thaumaturgical cell phone, Quinny risks his life to save a random NPC, and Captain Roberts promotes a new first mate!

After escaping enslavement our heroes attempt to steal a ship of their own! Alyn uses a brand new spell, Butthole promotes Slutty Dave to Head Gunner, Quinny tries to make the boat as sneaky as he is, and Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) begins the search for her original crew!

Our heroes are about to launch a slave revolt onboard the Death Wind! Quinny tries to capture the wizard Blink, Butthole attempts to free the Oarsmen, Alyn is determined to get her collar off, and Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto) duels First Mate Trogdor!

After battling the leader of the Moonites in a courtroom, our heroes are forced to flee on the high seas! Alyn experiments with teleporting during battle, Quinny risks it all for their Captain, Butthole starts a fight club, and our heroes befriend the Tiefling Bartholomew Kent (Alex Pinto)!

Butthole’s trial is over but the real battle is about to begin! Alyn tries to master witch bolt, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin) unleashes a devastating thunderwave, Quinny protects his friends from Paladin Von Stross, and Butthole duels Fiddlesworth to decide who's the real priest of Moonhammer!

Butthole’s trial begins! Alyn manages to not barf during her opening statement, Quinny hunts for the elusive Fiddlesworth around town, Butthole promises to kill all the Moonites to a mixed judicial response, and Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin) wins over the courtroom with her sick burns!

The morning of Butthole’s trial is at hand! Quinny is desperate to find a judge to impersonate, Alyn searches for the witnesses she needs for the case, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin) wins over an ally with song, and Butthole plots to capture or kill Fiddlesworth!

Our heroes have one day left to save Butthole from being executed for accidentally creating the Moonites! Alyn turns into a bat, Quinny adopts an unlikely disguise, Not Petyr Baelish (Kat Letwin) blackmails a judge and the real leader of the Moonites reveals himself with a heinous act!

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