my mom bought this red toaster one time and it worked so well, then i read this poem cuz i love poems and i was never able to look at that toaster again. no one knows this and now im telling you. you have changed my life! toasters are so beautiful... or were. now i cant even look at mine! its ok though dont worry. I LOVE TOASTERS!

Ah yes, my mind... Thank you! I have to ask, were you part of an english class or something sent to comment on this? Because I got quite a few comments on my "personification" in the same hour you did :P I'm just interested to know...