It smells like Bigfoot's paws after playing with Elmer's, with a resiny aftertaste that reminded us of the weird kid in first grade. The crown-of-head high comes in waves, giving a motivational reminder as you're head-down working, just like you would with a snort of Adderall.

OMEGA

All it takes for one to love this versatile strain is to crack open a chunky nug and bask in its brilliance. The sharp and skunky smell of ripe citrus fruit will make you pay attention to the stimulating, stress-melting and mood-enhancing qualities of this genetic masterpiece.

GREEN CRACK

Call this the official cannabis of getting shit done. The blast of razor-sharp focus, mental sparks and physical energy is unreal. You may go a little

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An alleged Twitter legend, Tyler Hurst is trying to figure out if he’s most like the blue, red, or green shell. He's worked with Seth Godin on the Domino Project, written for contact/kontakt, hosted the podcast StorytellersAZ, given a TEDxPhoenixSalon speech, produced CenPhoCamp, co-produced PodCamp and TechPhx, served as founding editor for the Downtown Phoenix Journal and Scottsdale Downtowner, and wrote a book called HipCider. He currently writes for WW, Potlander, and Thrillist.