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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 5: "Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy" Quotes

Lorelai: Rory, this was a bad one, okay? This was not Nick and Nora, this was Sid and Nancy, and I'm not going in there. Rory: But the coffee is in there. And it's Danish Day. Are you seriously telling me that you're gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of Danish Day? Lorelai: No, I'm not.Rory: Good.Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two danishes to go.Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two Danishes to go.Rory: You're kidding, right?Lorelai: And don't forget the napkins.Rory: Mom, he's gonna know what's going on. He's not stupid.Lorelai: He cannot prove that you're not ordering all that for yourself, can he? No, so go on. Scoot, scoot. Mommy's right here.

Jess: Wanna play some poker? Five bucks a hand.Luke: No.Jess: Ten? I can't go any higher than ten.Luke: Jess-Jess: Okay, fifteen.Luke: I don't want to play poker.Jess: You sure?Luke: Yeah.Jess: Okie dokie.

Taylor: You're a very jaded man, Luke. What happened to you as a child?Luke: Some creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me down under a tree and glue rocks together for two hours. Put that down!

Lorelai tries to get Jess to understand that Luke is trying to help himJess: What are you sleeping with him or something?Lorelai: Excuse me?Jess: I don't know. The whole starry eyed 'you're so much better off, just give it a chance' speech. You're either really nave, or you're getting some.

Luke: (On the phone) Hi, Liz. Yeah, he got here fine.Jess: Got here at ten this morning.Luke: Okay, hang on a sec. Jess? Jess: Pass.Luke: Jess, come on.Jess: Nope.Luke: What am I supposed to tell her?Jess: Tell her I gotta take another crack at that closet. I think I hung my Tool T-shirt next to my Metallica T-shirt, and they don't really get along.Luke: You really want me to tell her that?Jess: You think a different band combo would sell it more?

Luke: Sorry we're a little late. We had a little misunderstanding about what time we're actually supposed to leave to come here.Lorelai: It's okay. How's it going?Luke: Oh, well, not bad. Oh, the bed popped.Lorelai: Yikes. Was anyone in it?Luke: Me.Lorelai: You?Luke: Yeah, I let him take the real one.

Sookie: I think I'll make grilled cheese.Jackson: Sookie!Sookie: Well, what if he doesn't like pot roast?Jackson: Well, then he'll like the salad, the mashed potatoes, or the corn you're making with the pot roast!Lorelai: Hey, Sookie, the food smells great!Sookie: It should. We're gonna make this kid think he died and went to heaven!Jackson: Or Henry VIII's house.

Jackson: Oh my god. This is a great lemon! Seriously, this is the best lemon I've ever tasted. Sookie, you have to try this lemon.Sookie: Oh my god. This is a great lemon!Lorelai:(to Jess) Jackson grows fruit... and then he scares people with it!

Rory: Hey Luke.Luke: Rory.Rory: Um, I'll have two coffees and two cherry Danishes to go, please.Luke: Two coffees and two cherry Danishes.Rory: Oh, and some napkins.Luke: One of these is for her isn't it?Rory: Who? Oh, no no no. They're all for me. I am super hungry today. I was debating ordering three, but I'll tell you how I feel after two.Luke:: Tell you what, I'll give you one Danish and one cup of coffee, you can sit over there and eat, and when you're finished them right over there where I can see you, then I'll bring you a second one.Rory: You're really just gonna stand there and watch me eat a Danish?Luke: Cable's out. I'm starved for entertainment.

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Lorelai: Rory, this was a bad one, okay? This was not Nick and Nora, this was Sid and Nancy, and I'm not going in there. Rory: But the coffee is in there. And it's Danish Day. Are you seriously telling me that you're gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of Danish Day? Lorelai: No, I'm not.Rory: Good.Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two danishes to go.Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two Danishes to go.Rory: You're kidding, right?Lorelai: And don't forget the napkins.Rory: Mom, he's gonna know what's going on. He's not stupid.Lorelai: He cannot prove that you're not ordering all that for yourself, can he? No, so go on. Scoot, scoot. Mommy's right here.

Rory: Hey Luke.Luke: Rory.Rory: Um, I'll have two coffees and two cherry Danishes to go, please.Luke: Two coffees and two cherry Danishes.Rory: Oh, and some napkins.Luke: One of these is for her isn't it?Rory: Who? Oh, no no no. They're all for me. I am super hungry today. I was debating ordering three, but I'll tell you how I feel after two.Luke:: Tell you what, I'll give you one Danish and one cup of coffee, you can sit over there and eat, and when you're finished them right over there where I can see you, then I'll bring you a second one.Rory: You're really just gonna stand there and watch me eat a Danish?Luke: Cable's out. I'm starved for entertainment.