19-year-old Kristopher Ryan Huff of Vernal, Utah, is facing a felony charge of aggravated assault after allegedly assaulting his roommate with replica Wolverine claws made from real blades. The assault took place this month when Huff learned his mother was dating the 20-year-old roommate. That roommate just won the dozens forever.

Police Sergeant Vance Norton tells KSL the two men have also been “best friends since they were younger”. Awww sheeet. My internal monologue is chanting, “Jerry! Jerry!” right now. Norton says the friend sustained “probably five to six” wounds to his head (you guys should probably count the head wounds), two wounds to his arm, one deep wound to his thigh, and several defense wounds to his hands. Police say Huff’s mother was also stabbed in the left arm while trying to pull her son off the roommate.

Everyone’s doing okay now. Well, except for the wannabe Wolverine who’s probably going to get some jail time, have a felony on his record forever, and be known henceforth as the dude whose best friend banged his mom. He’s making the real Wolverine sad…

yo people its not because hes doing my mom and he attacked me first and im not part of the x men can people get any less origanal then this we are still friends and there is a really good reason for why i did it