Paleo Chocolate Truffles (Schweddy Balls)

It’s Christmas time and you know what that means! Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! Advent calendars full of that plastic chocolate, gift boxes of turtles (ooh, paleo turtles… I need to look into slash make some), etc. But some home-made Paleo Chocolate Truffles, I think that’s where it’s at!

I’ll be totally honest: I’m not the biggest chocolate person. In fact, I can generally take them or leave them. But as soon as you add a little salt to the equation, I’m game.

I’ve been putting a couple ideas together in my head for the last couple weeks, and through that brainstorming one thing kept coming up in my head: SNL’s Schweddy Balls skit. One of my favorite SNL skits, and by far my favorite thing that Alec Baldwin has done. If you haven’t seen it, you’re in luck:

“No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.”

How they all kept straight faces through that one, I will never know!

I’m giving boxes (not sacks) of Paleo Chocolate Truffles (Schweddy Balls) to a number of people for Christmas this year. Having them boxed up reminded me of another hilarious video (side note: I have a man-crush on Justin Timberlake. I think he’s hilarious!):

Hehe, so there you have it. Boxes o’Paleo Chocolate Truffles (Schweddy Balls).

I would much rather receive these than a (dozen) sugar-laden box(es) of chocolate! (But really if you bring me chicken wings, that’d be even more my style).

Just because it’s Christmas doesn’t mean you have to cheat in order to enjoy the treats! (But I know I will a little bit – so January should be a 100% 30-Day Paleo Challenge for me. Maybe you will join me?) Merry Christmas!

About Raj

I’m trained as a pharmacist, but my passion lies in changing people’s mental and physical health through amazing food… and laughter. I’ll laugh at my own jokes even if you don’t.
I love food. Lust may be a more appropriate word. Prepare to get your Paleo-induced drool-on!

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