Marijuana Delivery Man Says Ninjas Took His Weed

The marijuana delivery guy who said he was robbed by ninjas over the weekend was (chose one):

A) Really, really high on his own supply. B) An international man of intrigue whose past as a CIA operative finally caught up with him. C) Lying his ass off because he took the goods himself and partied with his bros only to need a creative cover story.

It happened shortly before 10 p.m. Friday when the dispensary delivery man had just made a drop to a pot patient in the 800 block of South Sunset Ave. in West Covina, according to the San Gabriel Valley Tribune.

Dennis Romero has worked on staff at several magazines and newspapers, including the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Los Angeles Times, where he participated in Pulitzer Prize-winning coverage of the L.A. riots. His work has appeared in Rolling Stone online, the Guardian, and, as a
young stringer, the New York Times.