Convince people you're batshit crazy. How many bad guys pick the crazy ************ to rob? You already dress like a fucking mental patient, so you're halfway there. Maybe talk to yourself. No, not talk. Argue. Argue with yourself. And drool. You'll be good to go.

I saw Crispin Glover doing this in Penn Station. It kept me from going up to him and asking for an autograph and picture.

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now. ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l

The key is to cover your valuables in the excreta. It's way more difficult to convincingly "accidentally" kick a poop down your pantleg, then fumble your wallet into it and smear it around. It's also dicey to load up a deuce and walk around in condition zero. Devil's in the details.