Creepypasta "Lemons" (Closed For Now- Sorry)

Yes, yes. Hate me.. Wait if you hated me you wouldn't be on this page.. So.. LOVE ME!
(I love you too ^.^)
Happy reading! Very very very happy reading.. ;D
Show me some nosebleeds! XD
Thank you.
Of course I need a suggestion first.. Hopefully someone will suggest..