It's pretty clear that someone will buy any-damn-thing with Disney princess branding emblazoned on it. Hell, the company has an entire wedding boutique. So it's not particularly surprising that a Japanese online retailer would create an entire line of Disney princess lingerie.

1.) It looks bootleg. Maybe Disney actually did sign off on it, but it still looks like knockoffs. And for $38, "maybe legit" just isn't good enough.

2.) Belle's underwear is supposedly inspired by her famous golden gown, but it's really more of a mustard, and that rose is much too on-the-nose. Also, her name is spelled "Bell" on the advertisement. :/

3.) In terms of style, Aurora probably made out the best here—but the color is ALL WRONG. Clearly the right choice would have been iridescent blue and pink, but it would've also been acceptable to choose either bright blue or bright pink. Instead the product is a flat, dusty rose, which looks like a sad Victorian spinster's dingy parlor.

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Also, they look like period panties.

4.) Cinderella's doing OK until you get to that unflattering chiffon ruff. The peplum trend is bad enough without it invading lingerie.

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5.) Rapunzel's look like they were designed by the same company behind Tinkerbell Cosmetics. Not sure why, but this one comes off the most inappropriate of the lot.

6.) Where are the boyshorts? Pretty sure there's an international treaty dictating that every lingerie line must include at least one boyshort option.