Curse of the Cross Eyed Moose/Transcript

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[Sonic, Amy, Tails, and Knuckles hold their breath. A few seconds later, Sticks enters the house. Tails and Knuckles breathe.]

Sticks: Moose!

Knuckles: Sticks! I was this close to winning a pointless game that has absolutely no significance! Thanks for nothing!

Sticks: I saw ... a moose!

[They look at her.]

Sticks: A cwoss-eyed moose!

Tails: So?

Sticks: [sighs] Crossing paths with a cross-eyed moose brings a curse upon the moose-crosser and her non-moose-cross friends. Don't you people know anything about science?

Tails: Um, Sticks? Curses aren't real.

Sticks: Then how come you just lost the breath-holding contest?

Knuckles: The curse! [gasps] It all makes sense now.

Sticks: You can doubt me, but I'll protect you anyway, because I'm a good friend, and because it distracts me from the government agents who are replacing my plants with violins. [she quickly glances to the left, and then to the right] That's right! I'm on to you, buddy!

[Sticks storms out the door and slams it behind her, knocking a vase off the shelf.]

Amy: [breathes] My vase!

Sonic: [coughs] I win! Heh!

Knuckles: Hmmm ... maybe the curse broke the vase. Huh?

Sonic: Yeah. The curse of the lunatic badger.

Knuckles: Uh-oh. Now there are two curses?

[Scene change: Seaside Island, day]

[Amy wants to leave her house, but has difficulty opening the door. She shoves it open, revealing a bear trap outside.]