Would adding Kimchee and Coleslaw to my 'secret wepon' help magnify it's deadly blow?
Add some kind of curried sauce, like the kind you might find on mutter paneer. And wear your kilt so as to maximize the velocity--no jeans to obstruct or delay the onslaught.
attack Iran and N. Korea at the same time and win?\n\nlike you are "winning" in Iraq?\n\n.. NEWSFLASH both the aforementioned have better equipped armies than Iraq, possibly nukes - and seeing as how the US has squandered most of its post 9-11 int'l good will, you won't have many allies..\n\nstudy your history.. too many fronts, overextended - taht's always how the Empires fall, from Genghis Khan to the Romans to Hitler to Napoleon....