Two things, however, that you missed in Paste Test: Colgate Total makes your tongue numb (I've tested this with a friend), and Mentadent/pump pastes in general are hugely wasteful.
Pump toothpaste like Mentadent tends to waste a lot of toothpaste unnecessarily.
She's a lady's maid, as far as I remember, so probably won't be there, and, anyway, she's not likely."