text: [{"text_idx": "#000002", "text": "Zam Zam Water in Pakistan"}, {"text_idx": "#000003", "text": "Pathan bi sardar ki tarah jokes ki dunya ka ek zabardast character mana jata ha. Sardaron ki tarah pathnon ke latifay bi puri dunye ma mashhoor hain jo in per banaye jate hain. Funny pathan jokes ma pathan ke kirdar ko asey dikhaya jata ha ke wo koi bi kam karta ha to us se ulat ho jata ha ya wo uska koi ulat matlab hi nikal leta ha or wo ulat matlb ma jo jawab deta ha wo ek joke ki shakal ikhtiyar kar leta ha. Pathan jokes parhne ma boht mazedar hote hain or har umar ke log inko shok se parhte hain or apna mood thek karte hain. agar ap pareshan ha ya ap kisi bi kism ki choti ya bari pareshani ma mubtala ho to ap ye pathan jokes parho or dekhte hi dekhte ap khud ko tension free samjne lagen ge or ek hansi ki dunya ma dakhil ho jayen ge. Roz marra ki zindagi ma pathan kese kese waqeyat se guzarte hain or wo waqeyat ek funny mor kese ikhteyar kar lete hain, is page pe mojud latifay parhne ke baad apko sab malum ho jayega. ye sab latifay apko pareshani se bahir nikalne ke liye likhe gaye hain. Kuch logon ki hobby hoti ha urdu jokes parhna or kuch log time pass karne ke liye funny urdu jokes parhte hain. Ye page dono kisam ke logon ke liye boht hi zabardast ha or is page pe mojood tamam latifay visitors ko boht entertain karen ge or wo future ma bi is page ka dobara visit karen ge ta ke latest pathan jokes parh kar un se lutf andoz ho saken."}, {"text_idx": "#000004", "text": "Pathan: \u201cShirt ke liye kapra dikhao.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000006", "text": "Pathan: \u201cNahi, helicopter ma dikhao. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaaq shuru.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000007", "text": "Pathan ke 3 bachey huwe."}, {"text_idx": "#000009", "text": "Phir 3 or bache huwe"}, {"text_idx": "#000010", "text": "Naam rakha.....dareya khan, samundar khan, selab khan"}, {"text_idx": "#000011", "text": "Naam rakha......himmat khan, hosla khan, bardasht khan"}, {"text_idx": "#000012", "text": "Phir 3 or huwe is baar biwi ne naam rakha"}, {"text_idx": "#000013", "text": "bas kar khan, hosh kar khan, reham kar khan"}, {"text_idx": "#000014", "text": "Larki: \u201cMeri ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000015", "text": "Pathan: \u201cSharmate huwe. kuch bi ho per hum shadi tum se hi kare ga. khaala se kaho hum ko bhool jaye.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000016", "text": "Ek punjabi ne peshawar ma kalashankof ka soda kiya."}, {"text_idx": "#000017", "text": "Khan: \u201cYahen per leni ha to 40,000 or agar ghar pohnchwani ha to 1,00,000."}, {"text_idx": "#000018", "text": "Punjabi: \u201cYe lo ek lakh or lahore pohncha do."}, {"text_idx": "#000019", "text": "Khan: \u201cThek ha ghar pohanch kar phone karna."}, {"text_idx": "#000020", "text": "Punjabi ghar pohanch kar: \u201cHan khan sahin! Main ghar pohanch gya hu.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000021", "text": "Khan: \u201cThek ha kalashankof tumhara gari ke neeche bandha hua ha.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000022", "text": "Pathan air hostess se: \u201cTumhara shakal hamara biwi se milta ha.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000024", "text": "Pathan: \u201cMasha Allah! zuban bi milta ha.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000025", "text": "Teacher: 2 ma se 2 nikley to kya bacha?"}, {"text_idx": "#000026", "text": "Pathan: Hum ko sawaal samjh nhi aya."}, {"text_idx": "#000027", "text": "Teacher: Tumhare paas 2 rotiyan thi, tum ne un ko kha liya ab kya bacha?"}, {"text_idx": "#000028", "text": "Ek pathan ki pent phat gai..."}, {"text_idx": "#000029", "text": "Tailar se silwa kar bill pucha..."}, {"text_idx": "#000030", "text": "Pathan ne usey 500 diya..."}, {"text_idx": "#000031", "text": "Pathan: Tera bill sun ke phir phat gai hai..."}, {"text_idx": "#000032", "text": "Pathan: Light nahi ha to kambakht pankha hi chala do."}, {"text_idx": "#000033", "text": "Biwi: Akhir pathan hi ho na! Aqal to ha hi nahi. Pankha chala diya to mom bati bhuj jaye gi phir kya karo ge andhere ma."}, {"text_idx": "#000034", "text": "Pathan ek shadi ma gya."}, {"text_idx": "#000035", "text": "Jab khana laga to is ko plate nahi mil raha tha."}, {"text_idx": "#000036", "text": "Pathan ne khana jaldi se apne daaman ma dalna shuru kiya."}, {"text_idx": "#000037", "text": "Logon ne jab pucha ye kya kar rahe ho to pathan ne kha. \u201cDaagh to chala jaye ga per ye waqat phir nahi ayega.\u201d"}, {"text_idx": "#000038", "text": "Pathan: Yara ye \u201csent message\u201d kya hota ha?"}, {"text_idx": "#000039", "text": "Doosra pathan: Khuda ka qasam! tum to bilkul jaahil ka bacha ha. \u201csent message\u201d ka matlab ha.......khushboo wala message."}, {"text_idx": "#000040", "text": "Pathan: Agar mere hath ma hakoomat ho main mulk ki taqdeer badal doon..."}, {"text_idx": "#000041", "text": "Biwi: Pehle tum apni shalwar to badal lo, subah se meri pehan ke ghoom rahe ho..."}, {"text_idx": "#000045", "text": "Urdu Palace is known as Number 1 Urdu information website in all over the world. Its all contents are genuine and too informative for all the visitors. All kinds of Urdu information is available on this website."}]