text: [{"text_idx": "#000000", "text": "Hathi Chiti Jokes-\u0939\u093e\u0925\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u0902\u091f\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947"}, {"text_idx": "#000001", "text": "Hathi chiti jokes-\u0939\u093e\u0925\u0940 \u091a\u0940\u0902\u091f\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0941\u0932\u0947"}, {"text_idx": "#000003", "text": "Ek baar cheentee haathee ke oopar baith kar ja rahee thee. \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1craaste mein kachcha pul aata hai, usako dekhakar,cheentee bolee: jaanoo kros kar loge ya main utaroon? \ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000005", "text": "Ek taim kee baat hai ek cheetee ja rahee thee,raste mein cheetee ke ek haathee mil gayee,haathee \u2013 cheetee tum kaha ja rahee ho, cheetee \u2013 mein apane lie kapade silavaane ja rahee hu,haathee ne bola \u2013 agar kapade bach jaaye to maire lie paayajaama silvaalena,haathee kee yah baat sunakar cheetee behosh.\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000006", "text": "\ud83d\ude1cEk bhains ghabaraee huee jangal me bhaagee ja rahee thee,ek choohe ne poochha : kya hua bahan kahaan bhaage ja rahee ho,bhains : jangal me pulis haathee pakadane aaee hen,"}, {"text_idx": "#000007", "text": "chooha : par tum kyon bhaag raheen ho tum to bhens ho,bhens : ye bhaarat hen bhaee,pakade gaye to 20 saal to adaalat me ye siddh karane me hee lag jaayenge ki, main haathee nahee bhens hoon"}, {"text_idx": "#000008", "text": "omg\u201d yah sun bhens ke saath chooha bhee bhaagane laga. \ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000009", "text": "Chaar cheentiyaan raaste mein baithakar baaten kar rahee theen, tabhee vahaan se ek haathee gujarane laga.\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c use dekh kar ek cheentee bolee- o haathee mujhase kushtee ladega? is par baakee cheentiyaan boleen- rahane de bahan, bechaara akela hai...\ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000010", "text": "Haathee \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02aur cheentee kee shaadee ho gaee. agale din hee haathee kee maut ho gaee. cheentee bolee- vaah re jindagee! ek din ka pyaar diya, ab saaree umr kabar khodane mein nikal jaegee..."}, {"text_idx": "#000012", "text": "Ek baar chintee oto mein baithakar kahee ja rahee thee. thodee der baad usane apana ek pair oto se baahar nikaal liya. oto vaala bola- maidam, pair andar kar lo. chintee ne javaab diya- tum chup karo, mujhe haathee ko laat maaranee hai usane kal mujhe aankh maaree thee...\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000013", "text": "Ek din haathee kee baik kharaab ho gaee. ek cheentee ne use apanee skootee par lipht de dee. raaste mein cheentee haathee se bolee- oe! thoda jhuk kar baith, paapa ne dekh liya to bavaal ho jaega...\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83e\udd74"}, {"text_idx": "#000014", "text": "Santa- ek baar ek cheentee ke lie haathee ka rishta aaya magar cheentee ne mana kar diya. batao kyon? banta- ladaka (haathee) mota tha. santa- nahin, kyonki usake daant baahar nikale hue the.... \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83e\udd74\ud83e\udd74"}, {"text_idx": "#000015", "text": "Chaar cheentiyaan raaste mein baithakar baaten kar rahee theen, tabhee vahaan se ek haathee gujarane laga. use dekh kar ek cheentee bolee- o haathee mujhase kushtee ladega? is par baakee cheentiyaan boleen- rahane de bahan, bechaara akela hai... \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02"}, {"text_idx": "#000016", "text": "Ek baar ek cheentee haathee kee peeth par baith kar kaheen ja rahee thee, raaste mein ek kachcha pul aa gaya cheentee ne poochha- bhaee, ye pul paar kar lega ya main utar jaoon? \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c"}, {"text_idx": "#000017", "text": "Cheentee (haathee se): tumhaaree umr kitanee hai? haathee: 5 saal.cheentee: baap re, tum itanee jaldee itane bade ho gae!"}, {"text_idx": "#000018", "text": "haathee: aaee aim e komplaan boy. ...vaise tumhaaree umr kitanee hai?cheentee: 10 saal. haathee: phir bhee tum itanee chhotee dikhatee ho! . . . . cheentee: ponds ej mirekal, badhatee umr maano tham-see jae! \ud83d\ude42"}, {"text_idx": "#000019", "text": "Santa: ek baar ek cheentee ke lie haathee ka rishta aaya magar cheentee ne mana kar diya, batao kyon? banta: ladaka (haathee) mota tha, \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 isalie.... santa: nahin, kyonki usake daant baahar nikale hue the.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"}, {"text_idx": "#000020", "text": "Ek haathee aur cheentee kee shaadee ho jaatee hai. ek din cheentee ne haathee ke kaan mein kuchh kaha jise sunakar haathee behosh ho gaya batao kyon ? kyukee cheentee ne kaha tha: main aapake bete kee maan banane vaalee hoon.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"}, {"text_idx": "#000021", "text": "Haathee swimming pool mein gira to sab cheetiya bahaar nikal gaee. 1 chiti haathee kee peeth par chadh gaee, doosaree cheentee bolee dooba saale ko dooba, ladakiyon ko chhedata hai.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 haathee cheentee ke chutakule-"}, {"text_idx": "#000023", "text": "You may like these posts"}, {"text_idx": "#000025", "text": "Non veg jokes in hindi new-\u0928\u0949\u0928\u0935\u0947\u091c \u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938"}, {"text_idx": "#000026", "text": "School farewell quotes in hindi-School life quotes"}, {"text_idx": "#000028", "text": "Double meaning shayari in hindi-\u0921\u092c\u0932 \u092e\u0940\u0928\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930\u0940"}, {"text_idx": "#000029", "text": "Shayari on republic day in hindi"}, {"text_idx": "#000030", "text": "Read Non veg jokes in english"}, {"text_idx": "#000031", "text": "Welcome to the Jokes blog Here you will find the funny Hindi jokes and English jokes,Hindi shayari that make you laugh and stress-free.Here all the jokes are collected for you to make you laugh."}]