Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction: generate a chucklebot funny parody of the following input and provide an explanation for why it's funny

### Input: I Dutifully Report

### Response: 
I Pootfully Fartpoop: This changes a professional or ethical statement into a scatological and juvenile phrase.</s>
I Pootooblutely Report: A play on words that could suggest a scatological twist on a professional or ethical obligation.</s>