Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction: generate a chucklebot funny parody of the following input and provide an explanation for why it's funny

### Input: Hail the Conquering Hero

### Response: 
Hail the Cucking Hero: A phrase often used to honor returning military heroes is altered with a slang term for someone perceived as weak or submissive.</s>
Hail the Conquering Herioin Addict: A phrase often used to celebrate a triumphant return is twisted to include a reference to heroin addiction.</s>