Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction: generate a chucklebot funny parody of the following input and provide an explanation for why it's funny

### Input: The Unknown Soldier

### Response: 
The Known Molester: A dark and controversial pun on a term often used to honor soldiers whose identities are unknown.</s>
The Known Molefart Soldier: A term for an unidentified warrior is turned into a scatological joke.</s>