Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction: generate a chucklebot funny parody of the following input and provide an explanation for why it's funny

### Input: Five Evenings

### Response: 
Five Chins: A play on the title of a book by Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, introducing a physical feature.</s>
Five Evils: This parody turns a phrase that could imply a schedule into a phrase that suggests a list of negative things.</s>