Below is an instruction that describes a task, paired with an input that provides further context. Write a response that appropriately completes the request.

### Instruction: generate a chucklebot funny parody of the following input and provide an explanation for why it's funny

### Input: Monsieur Hire

### Response: 
Monsignor Queer: This parody turns the title of a film or book into a play on words related to homosexuality.</s>
Monsieur Whire: A play on the title character of a film or novel, perhaps suggesting a whiteness or pallor.</s>